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August 31, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Jeff's Fantastic Pecs And Nipples Gives Jeff Himself A Bonah!

Jeff's days in the house are very much numbered. I can't wait for him to get evicted.

I do suspect Allison Grodner is ready to let her "game player" go to the Jury House. For one to help create drama in the Jury House. 2, to get that America's Favorite Jury Prize Member Shit. 3rd to have a final four alliance, with each person representing a member of the High School cliques the game first started off with.

Michelle=Brains, Kevin=Offbeats, Natalie=Athletes and Jordan=Populars.

Now if that's not a story book ending for Big Brother 11 then I don't know what is. FUCK the Jeff and Jordan romance, they can have Big Brother babies outside the house and fuck all day long in the Jury House together. Just KNOW that Jeff is leaving this Thursday and He ain't NEVER coming back!

Now for a new song! This one goes to Jeff and Jordan and their eventful Hawaiian Trip that Allison Grodner and Michelle both desperately wish they could be the 3rd and 4th wheels on. Now the song is very mellow, something for them to ponder over before their Hawaii trip takes place. I mean how the fuck could Jeff NOT take Jordan, the girl is willing to literally ROLL OVER AND DIE FOR JEFF in this game this week. Not even Jeff's crying girls, Lydia, Chima and Natalie were willing to leave before Jessie. Jordan is so looking like a dumbass making fun of Jessie's girls crying over him when she has already cried repeatedly over Jeff leaving this week and he's NOT EVEN ON THE BLOCK yet and she wants to sacrifice her own game so that Jeff can keep playing. NOW THAT'S CRAZY!

But anyways, it's a good song. Enjoy.

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August 27, 2009

So Damn Hot! Please Do An Interview Andy Shirtless By The Pool With A Shirtless Flipped Out's Jeff Lewis!

And why not throw in a scruffy Rachel Zoe's Project's Brad. In the season preview he looked so damn hot in his black shirt and completely scruffy facial haired look. Check him out a bit scruffy over at this Flickr account.

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August 26, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 7! FIGHT FIGHT!

GuyTVBlog.com Feed Updates Thursday August 20th through Wednesday August 26th Part 2

Thursday August 20th

POV players have been picked. POV may be filmed in advance and no longer live as expected. Russell is NOT playing. The idea of backdooring Russell this week could get better, especially if the houseguests get wind of that this week's HOH is endurance. Jordan doesn't trust Lydia or Russell and Russell did admit to wanting to take out Jeff FIRST when they are final four rather than "letting the best player win" talk Michelle, Jeff and Jordan came up with. Jeff basically told Jordan last night that they will decide at the very last minute "live" if they will either backdoor Russell or not.

Let's FAST FORWARD through this day. Jordan won POV. Russell was the only one not playing which created a perfect chance to backdoor the fucker and THEY DIDN'T DO IT! Lydia went home as the nominations stayed the same and now Lydia can officially give Jessie a blow job and as well tell him all about Chima.

HOH competition started just as the lie show ended and in an hour's time someone was to win. Something about cans. Kevin ended up losing to Jeff by ONE FUCKING CAN! Jeff won HOH and now Jordan and Jeff are RULING THE HOUSE with their final four alliance ever since Jessie went home that one week.

Not sure how but Michelle and Russell are this week's HAVE NOTS and Natalie and Kevin want to approach Jeff and Jordan for a new final four deal with Michelle and Russell going on the block. I doubt that will happen and I expect this week to be the week Russell is backdoored, this sense of security for Russell that he suddenly has is a perfect chance to let his guard down to be backdoored. I mean that's what I wish for, now since week 2, that RUSSELL BE FUCKING BACKDOORED! What is wrong with these people!

Friday August 21st

Kevin and Natalie are nominated. Both try to approach Jordan with new final four agreement. Jordan seems to like the idea but possibly replacing Russell with Natalie and fearful of Kevin. She still doesn't trust Michelle all that much anymore.

Jeff and Jordan both talked about backdooring Russell again this week if either Natalie or Kevin win POV. If they don't win then he might not be backdoored. I swear, I just am not aware of any other houseguest in sessions past where someone was almost backdoored almost every week and then suddenly not backdoored or sent home. WTF!

That's about it for Friday. Simple pimple kind of day.

Saturday August 22nd

As midnight passes Jeff and Jordan SHIT CHAT in the HOH room. Most of the night they are having a good time, playful banter back and forth, Jeff "playfully" calls Jordan an "asshole" at one point for her "behaviour" towards him. Jordan tries to sneak game talk in but Jeff keeps changing the conversation. Finally she gets it in how she likes Natalie and wants her, Michelle, him and Natalie as new final four. Jeff seems okay with it but wants Jordan to remember how Natalie treated them and her before they started getting into power.

Outside after midnight Russell and Michelle SHIT CHAT. About life, the game and what Jeff/Jordan are really up to. How either one of them could be backdoored this week, how Russell hopes Jeff noticed him being an asshole to Kevin during the HOH game. Something about gold cans that got that could be used to penalize another player, Russell kept going after Kevin. Michelle wants Natalie or Kevin gone this week.

Both are basically forced to spend time with each other. Michelle follows Russell around inside and outside when she would rather be the third pyscho romantic wheel of Jeff/Jordan who are finally getting to spend some time alone in the HOH room. Russell then at one point tells Michelle not to worry when he starts spending less time with her to show Jeff and Jordan that he and her together are not that big of a threat.

As Morning comes and goes POV has yet to be played. Jeff wants Jordan to remember the "faces" on the memory wall as they suspect the POV will be a night challenge and have to do with the faces. They saw Natalie studying them last night on the spy screen. Jeff is wanting Jordan to study hard.

Later Jeff and Michelle talk in the HOH room. She wants to know who Jeff's target this week is. He only says Kevin after Michelle brings him up. Jeff's real target, Russell, is not directly talked about as the week's target. They talk about how if POV is won and not used to change the nominees that Kevin goes home this week and next week when THEY win HOH again, assuming Natalie doesn't, that next week they get rid of the last of the other side of the house.

But they wonder who will go up against Natalie as a pawn. They agree they will deal with that when the time comes. Jordan is now in the HOH room and Michelle tries to pay them compliments to get on their good side. She goes as far as to tell them both they have "pretty" eyes. OH GAWD MICHELLE! Shut the fuck up!

The Michelle forces an idea of having a "girl's night" with Jordan in the HOH, of course not including Natalie, and Jeff is NOT into the idea telling them to have their girl's night outside. Jordan didn't seem to keen on the "girl's night" idea either. FACE IT MICHELLE, your warped mind of you all 3 being friends inside and outside the house is OVA!

KISS ASS RUSSELL heads up to the HOH room as Jeff and Jordan sleeps and knocks on the door. No one answers the door and Russell goes back downstairs. Michelle later goes downstairs and tells Russell, who's now in the Bike room, that "we'll talk later".

Oh what's this? CRAZY AS FUCK MICHELLE has gone back up to the HOH room and is going ot sleep her dirty ass in the HOH bed. You see last night Jeff was sniffing the right side of the bed and mentioned to Jordan how there's some bad "body B.O." aka body odor on the pillow and sheets. He says it was Michelle and how she hasn't showered in 2 days, you know since her and Russell are Have Nots this week. Jordan then tells Jeff how Michelle told her that Michelle's husband is aware of Michelle's bad body odor. SUPER PUKE!

Later Jordan is talking with her new BFF's Kevin and Natalie downstairs in the Red room. They flat out ask her who Michelle and Russell want out this week. Jordan looks around the corner from her bed and whispers how Russell really wants Kevin out this week and Michelle could go either way. Jordan claims she doesn't care what "they" want meaning Michelle/Russell.

She then tells them that if POV is won by either of you or by "us" meaning her or Jeff that Russell is DEFINITELY going up on the block! Jordan feels now she can talk freely about her Russell hate. How he is trying to come off like he was "best friends with Braden". This move of Russell's is really pissing her AWF. Natalie then brings up Russell's bullshit of wearing Casey's shirt.

Jordan then talks about Russell is now bashing Jessie all the time and Jordan feels now that Jessie is a "good person" but she didn't like the "game version" of Jessie. All now talk about the POV game that is being built outside. All agree it's the most important Veto up to date. A flash of the POV comp outside is shown on the feeds, it seems to be the OTEV God one where you answer a question run across the yard, grab a doll or thing with the inital of who did what during what week and race back to your mat before the time runs out. Russell seems like a show in to win. Him or Michelle. DAMN IT!

At least this move of Jordan's is a jury voting move, gaining Natalie and Kevin's jury votes. She's also using Natalie to get Jessie's vote. SMART GAL!

Later in the HOH room Jeff is trying not to go completely AWF on Jordan and how she's handling their alliance. How SHE lets him do all the talking and how SHE doesn't answer the door and how SHE SHE SHE SHE does everything wrong and how Jeff gets all the blame and has the target of them two if both of them are up on the block ever before final 2. WHAT THE FUCK JEFF? YOU ASSHOLE!

Jordan just sits there and is shocked at Jeff's rants and demands mixed with his agrument that this is how he talks about things, real "loud". Now Michelle goes on about how he hates Michelle's laugh, saying "fuck her" and how she's a "schemer". I guess Jeff is just pissed AWF with anyone trying to play the game.

Michelle joins them. Gives Jordan a shitty hug and tries to give Jeff a hug but gets the hint he doesn't want one and playfully punches him in the side. She at one point says something about how she came in at a bad time and should probably leave. Jeff makes it so uncomfortable that Michelle is laughing sooo much, those nervous forced laughs. Jeff wants Michelle to to refocus on them 2 and Jordan is quick to say "you better not sell us out to him" meaning Russell "because you two have been talking alot more now". Michelle smiles and keeps her mouth shut, unsure what to say next.

Michelle laughs about how "he knows I'm going to fuck him" meaning Russell. She plays the "us 3 are going to backstab" him card. They worry Russell is going to win HOH next week, put up Jeff and Jordan, keep Michelle safe, keeps Natalie in his side pocket and takes out Jeff or Jordan next week. They warn her not to tell him anything they talk about.

Jeff gets irritated that Michelle keeps saying "we" meaning her and Russell. Michelle points out how she knows she's safe and Jeff is back to about how you and him are "not a team". HOW DARE ANYONE ELSE TEAM UP JEFF!

Michelle then flat out asks Jeff if he wants to get rid of Russell this week. He doesn't give her eye contact and says "it all depends on veto". She is shocked at this and Jeff is quick to retract saying how he hasn't thought about it and how he's "sticking to the plan" but how if Michelle "keeps talking" that he may need to rethink the "plan". UH OH! I hope Michelle tells Russell this before POV!

Jeff pushes to Michelle how she'll screw Jeff over no matter what next week if Russell wins HOH. Bascially gives Michelle ideas on how to screw him next week and she finally says that she won't vote Jeff out next week. SHE SAYS THIS IN FRONT OF JORDAN WHO'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE! So I guess Michelle is keeping Jeff over JORDAN! Jeff gets happy now that he knows he has Michelle's vote knowing if he's on the block against jordan next week.

Russell comes upstairs and Jeff is quick to tell Russell how Jordan didn't answer the FUCKING DOOR! Jeff is pushing all the blame on Jordan in front of Michelle and Russell so people can hate her for whatever stupid reason Jeff thinks they hate him for. Russell laughs about it but Jeff wants to make sure Russell knows Jeff didn't do it. It's a stupid conversation where Russell tries to act civil and then suddenly throws in "that's what Casey use to do" and how he does Casey's impersonation. GIVE IT A REST KISS ASS!

Jeff has won POV! The competition had Jeff and Michelle fighting in the last round of the OTEV comp. Jordan was out first. Jeff has told about in an excited sort of way to backdoor Russell this week and how he's going to have one hell of a Diary Room session.

Downstairs Russell has already told Michelle that if Jeff puts him up on the block with POV that he's going to EXPLODE! Remember when all final four people, Michelle, Jordan, Jeff and Russell all swore on their families and shit not to backstab each other. Well looks like Jeff is ready to play super dirty. I mean Russell and Michelle both have already lied in the house and backstabbed, now it's Jeff's turn.

Saturday August 22nd Part 3

Jeff, Jordan, Russell and Michelle SHIT CHAT in the HOH room. Here we find out Jeff and Jordan are not really siding with the "let's hate Natalie and Kevin" bashing chats. Jeff plays it off like he doesn't care anymore and how it was the "past". Russell is quickly starting to get the hint that THIS WEEK he's going to be backdoored! YIPPEE!

DRAMA! Later Kevin and Natalie are "cold" so they went into the Pool room to take the blankets because Jeff is HOH, so he doesn't need them and Russell/MIchelle are HAVE NOTS so they don't need them this week. When they pulled on Michelle's blanket that realized she was sleeping in the bed and she said something like "NO" and they let her have hers. They took the other 2 and when Russell found out what they were doing he took his back and put it back on his bed. DRAMA!

Michelle ran up to the HOH room because she was SLEEPING in the Pool room. She went to go tattle tell on Natalie and Kevin in hopes that Russell or her won't be put up with POV. Yes that's what she's doing, making Natalie and Kevin more evil than they are. She tells them how she was sleeping and how Natalie/Kevin TOOK her blanket and left her without one. Jeff and Jordan are both like "what".

Jeff goes downstairs to "investigate" to escape Michelle and Jordan wants to go downstairs to check the "storaget room" to also get away from Michelle. Michelle wants to take a nap in the HOH bed. They both leave her there. And guess what, Jordan NEVER goes to the storage room, she doesn't want to hang out with Michelle anymore.

Both head downstairs and get Kevin and Natalie's innocent side of the story. They are all in the kitchen and are quick to tell them Michelle said you "took it" and they are like "no we didn't". Russell comes out of the Pool bedroom and walks to the kitchen, angry of course. After Kevin talks about how they both apologized over and over about the blankets Russell then heads outside to just get away from them. Jeff goes back upstairs while Jordan stays inside with Kevin and Natalie.

She warns them that Russell is about to EXPLODE. They don't care and she is quick to tell them how Russell has been attacking Natalie behind her back for trying to be friends with Jordan and Jeff when the 1st half of the game Natalie supposely hated them. She kinda did but not really. Natalie hated Lydia and then hated Jeff when he took out Jessie. Jordan tells Natalie how they get along and have never gotten into a screaming match "back and forth".

Jordan is just spilling it ALL to Natalie about what Russell thought and said in regards to Jeff/Jordan hanging out with Natalie and Kevin. When Jordan talks she keeps looking at the door to see if Russell comes in. She's scared to some degree. How Russell keeps bringing up "old things".

Jordan then says "I think he knows" about Russell being backdoored! Kevin comes inside and she is quick to bashing Russell and how he LIES about his friendship with Casey. Jordan is making sure Russell is voted out this week when he's backdoored. Kevin says if Natalie had won HOH that he wouldn't be afraid of Natalie because he knows he didn't do anything to fuck her over.

Jordan is just SPILLING EVERYTHING to Natalie and Kevin about Russell. How they tried and tried and how this week is just perfect to do it. Jordan just feels GOOD talking with them both. She warns them again for them to "stay put" and not to argue with him tonight. Natalie says that "no one wants to fight anymore" but that Russell might want to tonight.

Outside Jeff and Russell talk. Russell tries to relate to Jeff as "men" and how they "handled" their fight like "men". WHATEVER KISS ASS RUSSELL! Russell thinks he's in good with Jeff laughing with him outside while Jordan bashes Russell inside. Michelle is still asleep in the HOH bedroom. IF ONLY she was the floor on the 2nd floor listening in on Jordan. IF ONLY!

Back inside Jordan asks Natalie and Kevin if they get HOH next week who are they targeting. Well DUH! they both say Michelle. Jeff and Jordan talked about this earlier how this is perfect that Michelle gets taken out by the "other side" when REALLY Kevin and Natalie can BACKSTAB Jeff next week and basically tell "I learned it by watching you!".

Big Brother calls Russell into the Diary Room just around the time when Jordan wants Natalie and Kevin to talk to Jeff about what he plans on doing with Russell this week. Just as Russell comes in Jordan says for them to quickly act like they are playing cards and they do as Russell passes by. When the Diary Room door shuts both are quick to move outside to talk to Jeff.

Here they make THE DEAL. Both Kevin and Natalie PROMISE that if they win HOH next week that Michelle goes on the block with either Natalie/Kevin and that Jordan and Jeff MUST vote out Michelle and he agrees. Jeff continues to push that he better not be put on the block AT ALL and that Jordan kinda doesn't need to go on the block. That they better not BACKSTAB Jeff EVEN THOUGH Jeff is backstabbing Russell, but then again Russell allegedly backstabbed Jeff FIRST based on his Jessie vote and the LIE that Natalie came up with.

Jeff says that if you guys backstab me or try to backdoor me and the "votes" are not there then expect Jeff to come back with a vengence. I can only suspect Natalie and Kevin to talk shit about Jeff later tonight about fucking him over next week if they GET HOH.

Kevin goes inside leaving Natalie and Jeff to play pool. Natalie is quick to ask who he will use POV on and he playfully asks to be buttered up to more. She is quick to ask for it to be used on her but then she says to be used on Kevin as well. He then says how it doesn't matter because once Russell is UP that it doesn't matter who comes off. Jeff then talks about how far he has come in the game, from the bottom in week one to the top this week. When really he was never in the bottom, 3 out of the 4 weeks he was "immune" from going home or being backdoored thanks to the damn twist. So he had NOTHING to worry about. NOTHING! FUCK JEFF and his pity party of one.

Sunday August 23rd

Let's see, not much happening today. Michelle has told Jordan who told Jeff that Russell has said he's going to flip the fuck out if he gets "backdoored" or "nominated" this week. Jeff doesn't seem to care and plans on continuing to do it. Jordan grows closer to Natalie and Kevin and further apart from Michelle and Russell.

Even though Jordan doesn't feel trustworthy of Michelle they continue to talk. Michelle continues to give her first born child and all children there after to Jordan and Jeff's game. Michelle says she would only be upset with them if they tried to backdoor her but not so much if Russell goes up.

Jordan then tells Michelle how she doesn't trust Natalie or Kevin yet tells Natalie and Kevin how she can't trust Russell or Michelle. GOOD GAME GIRL! But next week they will compare notes when you and Jeff are no longer in power! And can you believe earlier today near the grill Jordan wonders if getting out Michelle this week would be better but Jeff turns it down and it's obvious his ego is after Russell BIG TIME. Jeff DOES NOT want Russell to end his game, he wants to end Russell's game FIRST. But seriously if Jeff makes it to the end Russell could very well end Jeff's END GAME by possibly being the deciding vote that would prevent Jeff from winning the grand prize. KARMA!

Later in the HOH room Jordan asks Jeff if she should move her clothes up after the "ceremony" tomorrow in case Russell tries to trash her stuff. He says no and how Russell will be mad for a few days and be over it. Then they talk about if Michelle votes for him then there will be problems. I mean they are using Natalie and Kevin next week to take out Michelle thinking they both won't be on the block. IDIOTS.

Downstairs Natalie and Kevin are talking outside. About how they MUST get out Jeff next week! Why are these IDIOTS talking like this all over the house? Russell could very well hear this and run and tell Jeff!

OH NO SHE DIDN'T! Later Jordan and Michelle are slowly getting back to talking about game. Jordan finally informs Michelle how she thinks its "best" for Jeff to backdoor Russell this week and take him out. Michelle is not sure how to react except to push how she can't trust Russell. Jordan says the reason to take out Russell now is because he is a strong competitor. But Michelle, LIKE AN IDIOT, says "no, Jeff is". WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Jordan has yet to tell Jeff about Michelle's comment.

This makes me happy to hear actually because if Russell leaves this week and let's say Kevin or Natalie get HOH, they throw up Jeff and Jordan. Let's say for SHITS AND GIGGLES that Michelle wins POV, she DOESN'T USE IT to take out Jeff! I would have normally thought that she would save Jordan so that both her and Jordan could vote out let's say Natalie over Jeff with Kevin as HOH but now with Michelle thinking and making it known how "strong" Jeff is she just may keep the nominations the same to FUCK JEFF OVER for him FUCKING HER OVER by taking out Russell THIS WEEK! Of course all this could be for shit if Jeff wins POV next week.

Monday August 24th

The day begins with Kevin and Natalie thinking of a way to talk to Jeff/Jordan once more to make sure Russell goes up in one of their places. At one point Kevin prays to the OTEV God to let them "shine" down on them, you know, meaning Russell gets fucked this week.

They also talk about how next week Jeff is NOT safe if they win HOH. Outside Michelle LIKE AN IDIOT tells Jordan how she joked with Russell about coming after Jeff and Jordan to split them up just to see if Russell would throw her under the bus and it turns out Russell never did. Jordan is shocked to hear this and later when Michelle goes inside with Jeff coming outside Jordan is quick to tell him.

When Jeff hears this this is when he makes the decision to save Kevin and to BACKDOOR RUSSELL! Jeff is also done with Michelle at this point. Doesn't care if she leaves this week instead or next week. AWWW MICHELLE, looks like your husband and wife in the game HATE YOUR GUTS! That's what you get for playing the game for THEM!

POV ceremony is now happening. When we come back we find that Russell is on the block! Jeff saved Kevin and threw up Russell against Natalie. Michelle is shocked! Jeff is in the backyard talking with Russell who seems calm. He is sitting on the couch while Jeff sits on his usual spot on the fridge. Their calm talk turns into Russell almost getting heated. Russell wants Jeff to remember how they all "swore" on their families and how Jeff threated everyone's familes outside the game if they turned on each other before the finally four.

Now they threaten each other, Jeff wants to cut Russell's throat, stab each other, go after each other's families, Russell threatening to "Mop" Jeff's face in the jury house, threatening to bust each other's face and then the feeds are fucking cut because of the threats.

Natalie runs upstairs to grab Jordan and is quick to tell her what's happening and what's been said. Jordan comes outside and starts in on Russell about how he's just mad that "we" got him first instead of Russell getting Jeff out first. Russell doesn't want to get into it with Jordan but she keeps going on him, calling him the "negative" person in the house and how he should go inside and he says this is his "fucking house" too.

Kevin and Natalie are playing pool, ENJOYING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, and Kevin makes a whisper comment about Russell leaving Thursday. Russell keeps pushing the "threatened my family" comment and NOW Jeff is saying it was a joke WHEN HE NEVER SAID IT WAS UNTIL RIGHT NOW.

Jordan backs off and Michelle is somewhere out of sight. Russell can't wait for Jeff to come to the jury house next. They keep arguing! Neither wants to give up. Jeff tries to now make Russell seem like the one throwing out the threats and for Russell to "remember what you're saying". Jeff also mentions how he'll "stab you in the neck" to Russell. REALLY JEFF? Over a game and you going to prison for manslaughter? IDIOT.

Soon the fight dies off and both are left sitting there fuming over all they've said, how they attacked each other personally and each want the other to have some form of physical harm.

PATHETIC! Later Russell works Kevin outside about how Jeff called him a "faggot" and how SUPER GAY FRIENDLY Russell is and how Chima called him a "terrorist" and how he's sticking up for Kevin. Kevin isn't buying any of this "I'm your best friend and have always been" crap. Kevin is aware Russell is NOW starting to talk to Kevin because he needs something from him, a vote. You see Russell talked to Michelle earlier and buttered her up how Russell is "rooting" for Michelle to win and that he still likes her and how if he has Michelle's and Kevin's vote that he can stay in the house to go after Jeff. WHATEVAS!

Natalie is also working Russell to gain his jury vote IF she makes it to the end. How earlier she was bashing Russell to Jeff and friends and when she's alone with Russell how the other side of the house was doing all the bashing. How she told the other side she won't stop talking to Russell. IT'S ALL for a Jury Vote.

Later Jordan and Kevin talk in the kitchen. Jordan wants to continue to call Russell out on "everything" and how she wants to go AWF on him. All and I mean ALL of Russell's comments and sayings are coming out. Everyone is exchanging stories on him. Jordan says "I can't wait for him to walk out that door" and how she's been wanting him out for some time now and how she had to wait for their side to "have the numbers" YET you and Jeff are killing your numbers by voting him out but then again you're attempting to replace Russell with-ah who cares, Jeff/Jordan are everyone's target next week except Michelle.

Later Jeff and Michelle join them in the kitchen and the talk continues on bashing Russell. How Ronnie taught Russell all the wrong numbers and how Russell is now voting for Kevin to win and giving him "help". Jeff laughs saying that's what Russell did the week he thought he was going home when Jeff used his secret wizard power!

Then Jordan talks about Russell's BULLSHIT letter how his dad left him a "hidden message" about trusting Jeff. Jordan is VERY HAPPY about Russell's game being called out and she says "bullshit!". Minutes later Natalie comes in and continues to spill what Russell has said in terms of game moves and how "dumb" they are to side with Jeff. Michelle is enjoying this since she's not the target and knows damn well not to side with Russell on ANYTHING.

Jeff again says that he will "stab" and "stick" Russell in the neck if Russell comes "at me" and how Jeff can GET AWAY WITH IT because in Jeff's DELUSIONAL mind that he is defending himself since "they" got it on tape that Russell threatened to hurt him. UM YEAH JEFF, KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.

Monday August 24th Part 2

What's new? Jeff and Jordan are EPIC DOUCHE BAGS as I knew from the very beginning. They were assholes and shit heads when they were at the bottom of the Big Brother 11 barrel and now when they've had back to back HOH/POV power for the past 2 weeks their rein of KING AND QUEEN of the house has reached new levels.

Outside Jeff and Jordan basically threaten anyone into keeping Russell. You see keeping Russell around this week would be like fucking with Jeff mostly as Russell is telling people in the house that he wants to stay around now to "get revenge" on Jeff. Jeff tells everyone that they need to give him the half a million dollar prize, whether or not a joke in his warped mind, it's half a fucking million dollars that NO ONE wants to give over to anyone, joke or no joke.

Both also tell Michelle, Natalie and Kevin outside that there better not be ONE VOTE for Russell to stay. That the vote BETTER be 3 and 0 for Russell to be evicted. Jeff makes a comment about how he'll "still be around" to deal with if there's even one vote for Russell to stay.

Kevin makes a funny comment slash joke about what if Russell stays with 2 to 1 vote meaning he and Michelle went against Jeff and Jordan kicking out Natalie and keeping Russell around and Jeff makes more threats- oh what I mean he makes more JOKES about how he'll come after them and anyone who goes against what HE WANTS on HIS HOH! Kinda like how Chima's HOH was taken away from her and what she wanted didn't happen, yet Jeff feels that this shouldn't happen to him AT ALL. FUCK YOU JEFF. Jeff and Jordan also warn that Russell will be trying to get votes all the way through to Thursday. That it will never end.

One interesting thing about Kevin. He seems to be toying with the idea of keeping Russell. He hasn't told anyone that he will keep Russell but based on his in house actions, line of questioning and talks with Russell, he may consider keeping Russell and it could work for Kevin!

Hear me out. If Michelle and Russell could somehow team up with Kevin as a new final 3 to take out Jeff and Jordan well then it could work! Next week if would be Kevin, Michelle and Russell going after Jordan in the HOH comp. Kevin of course would fear that the original final four would most likely come back together but I highly doubt it. The problem with this is Michelle and her insane devotion to Jeff and Jordan. Michelle has shown no signs of going against Jeff or Jordan. So this idea is really just full of shit. Thanks for NOTHING MICHELLE!

Later Russell and Natalie play pool. Natalie is quick to butter up Russell by calling him her "friend" and basically GETTING HIS JURY VOTE. Russell talks under his breathe about Jeff and his "technotronics" word from week one. Jeff and Jordan are at the couch. Kevin is at the hot tub. Michelle, I could give a fuck, she's probably sniffing Jeff and Jordan's dirty clothes up in the HOH room, rolling around in them. Russell continues to believe Natalie is 18 years old and tries to give her advice on her college days to come when she's already a college graduate. LOL!

Russell then calls Jessie his "boy". WHAT? Maybe Russell thinks if he stays that he's now working Natalie on a Jury Vote, in case she leaves. Using Natalie to get to Jessie about how Russell loves Jessie's sweaty muscular nut sac!

Tuesday August 25th Part 2

Morning has come and gone and the houseguests slowly get up. Nothing special happening as of yet.

Ohh what's this? Kevin and Natalie are planning on pulling Michelle over to their side of the house next week! Sounds kinda stupid. It is because next they plan on making up another lie about Michelle coming up to Kevin wanting to save Russell. The thing about this lie is that it will work with Jeff hating Michelle so badly.

Kevin at one point wants to vote to keep Russell to set up Michelle but Natalie knows that's too risky as Michelle could still be voting to keep Russell and his 2nd vote could send her home. She takes a "joke" from Jeff's book and mentions stabbing Kevin if he does that.

Later Michelle and Natalie flop out their MAN DICKS on the backyard table and tell each other how they will go after each other next week and how each will play for POV hard as fuck and how the other is worse than the other. Nothing like a good fight but more underhanded up front and honest comments.

Oh but what's this? Now Natalie and Michelle are talking to some degree or another about a new final 2 but without actually saying it. Talking about getting bigger threats out aka Jeff, of course without naming him. How they have to play the game for themselves and not anyone else anymore. And about BACKSTABBING! FINALLY these 2 can come together!

As they talk Jeff is working out in the backyard. Jeff wants to know what they are talking about and Natalie tells him how they both made an honest agreement to target each other yet when Jeff pulls away not wanting to be part of that conversation Natalie is quick to tell Michelle how even if she puts up Michelle that doesn't mean she is her real target. Michelle agrees.

There's something else Natalie and Kevin are working on. Another EPIC LIE, this one about Michelle. The lie involves Michelle coming up to talk to Kevin and working him to save Russell. Natalie had told Kevin in front of Michelle earlier that she would put up Kevin on the block, doing this to show Michelle that her and Kevin were not that close. Whether or not Russell approaches Michelle to keep him Kevin intends to set up Michelle for next week by saying Russell and Michelle were working together to keep him.

Now if they are SMART they will wait until after Russell is gone so that Michelle's word will be against Kevin's "honest" word. If they expose this now then Russell and Michelle can once again team up with Jeff/Jordan and figure out how Natalie and Kevin are lying to turn them against each other. Hopefully they'll wait to unleash this lie until after Russell is voted out!

Tuesday August 25th

As midnight passes we find out through Russell that he was told "security" was ready to jump in the middle of Jeff and Russell's after POV meeting fight. WOW! And what the fuck is up with Michelle CRYING over Russell being put on the block as it was fear she would be next? Because she thought her husband Jeff in the game was so fucking loyal and an up front good standing person? SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY Michelle, focus on the grand prize and get your head stuck out of these really fucked up four person alliance.

Upstairs in the HOH during the midnight hours Jordan has told Jeff about Michelle crying and this sends Jeff into an EVIL tirade about Michelle. How much he hates her, wants to "kick" her out and how much of a "loser" she is. I mean seriously this live feed moment would make Michelle faint after crying every last tear drop out of her insane eyeballs. Jeff also adds in some comments about Michelle's "toe"? WTF?

Oh Jeff, you really do bring out the hilarious comments. He wants Michelle to win next week FOR THEM, use her to take out Kevin or Natalie and then dump her after that. Allison Grodner better show this very DIRTY side of Jeff and Jordan on the fucking CBS show. I'm sick of this America's Couple edit. This is the REAL JEFF AND JORDAN. Power hungry shit heads demanding the house give them the final 2.

WHOA! Jeff now wants to call out Michelle and just rip into her with insulting words and scare her into voting their way. WHAT THE FUCK JEFF? He's picking on the way she walks, her voice, her "fake yawns", how she makes him "sick" to his stomach, that he is just fucking DONE WITH HER! Again... WHOA! Jordan plays it off like she still wants to work with Michelle but I don't see her agreeing completely with Jeff.

Then Jeff admits he has no more power. I think Jeff has realized that his HOH rein of terror is officially over. He can't break a tie. He can't control the votes. He can only hope Russell leaves and that Michelle does what he tells him to do and that next week he has control over what Natalie or Kevin does. Jeff LOVES being in control even though he's really not. This house just can't be stupid enough to let him get to the final 2. Mutha fucker needs to win himself to the final 2 chairs. I'll respect that not his current bullying gameplay. ASSHOLE!

It seems all of this Jeff anger started with Jordan of course. How Jordan talked to Michelle just before this and how Jordan was telling Michelle "like come on, you know Jeff was joking about going after your family right?" to which Michelle nervously says "yeah of course" but did admit she didn't think he was joking. Jeff also rips into Russell calling him a "loser", a "baby" and even comparing him to a "rapist" in yelling and treating Michelle like shit but then making her cry when he was put on the block. WHOA!

Jordan is also telling Jeff how she sees Jeff in the final 2 and the same time discounting herself being there. How she can't wait to see the "bitter" jury members asking him questions and being upset with him. UM.. I DOUBT HE'LL BE IN FINAL 2 BITCH. And if the jury hates him then they won't give him the grand prize. A big Chicago FUCK YOU to Jeff. Jeff thinks that him getting Russell and Jessie out that the house should THANK HIM with the grand prize for that. WHAT?

Jeff now wants Michelle to stay the fuck away from him, to "shut the fuck up", wonders if she has a "human personality" inside her and "lie to someone else". Jordan attempts to calm Jeff down and does.

Wednesday August 26th

As midnight passes Kevin and Natalie start Operation HIDE SHIT. They went around the house and started grabbing random things and hiding them to throw off Jeff, Jordan and Michelle. But BIG BROTHER SAID HELL TO THE NO BITCHES. They called in Kevin and when he came out he was pissed about Big Brother threatening him again about expellison for doing this.

And what the fuck is up that? This is the 2nd FUCKING TIME Big Brother has threatened to expell Kevin and Natalie for doing something in the house. I mean Allison Grodner wants SO BADLY for Russell, Michelle, Jeff and Jordan to be the final four that Big Brother will ALMOST do anything to make it happen. Kevin was pissed the fuck AWF about having to put everything back but did call himself "stupid" for thinking he could get away with it.

During the morning hours it was quiet... all too quiet. And then the next BIG FIGHT happened between Russell versus Jeff and Jordan! It first started with Russell making digs at Jeff in the backyard. Russell is on that workout machine thing near the couches whilef Jeff is near the hot tub smoking.

Russell asks if Jeff always "shakes" when he talks to him, talking about how "scared" Jeff is of him. Jeff tells Russell to go out "classy" this week. "Dumbest kid I've ever come across" says Russell. He brings up "technotronic" again and Jeff plays it down as they already done this. Jeff talks about having a "good time" this week. Russell is smiling as he workouts and talks about Jeff being "broke" ever since their first fight week one. Jeff denies every being "broke" by Russell.

Russell then calls him a "fucking dumbass" for not following through with their final four plan and then says "just like you said, don't pull out a gun if you don't fucking use it moron. Fucking dumbshit. Now you look like a fucking tool". Russell then says how America only gave Jeff his power because he was a "waste" and a loser of some degree. Calling him a "pussy" and how America only gave him power because Russell "layed into his ass".

Russell has moved over to the weight bench sweating as he continues to rant. Now telling Jeff how "security" was waiting after POV to stop Russell from fucking Jeff up. Natalie has now opened the sliding glass door listening to the rant. Jeff continues to keep quiet and not give back too much during this one sided spat.

Russell again talks about the security was there because "I was going to fucking break your face" and that security wasn't there for Jeff but Russell alone. Natalie turns around from her spot and calls Jordan over to come outside.

She steps outside and Russell starts in on her but is quickly interrupted by Jordan telling him to "shut the fuck up" and how he's a "fucking douche bag". Jordan throws her towel down on the couches and starts moving toward the middle of the yard getting louder and trying to call out Russell, something she's been wanting to do for some time.

Jordan brings up how Russell HATES going to the Jury House with Jessie and Russell is "so fucking pissed" that Jeff is sending him out. Russell continues to yell over Jordan about something regarding Jeff keeping quiet and Jordan fighting his battles.

Jordan then SCREAMS about how Russell is trying to get everyone's "fucking votes" and how he is "fucking going home". Jordan says that she "swears to God" himself that if they were not fucking here that she would HIT RUSSELL in the "fucking head". Russell is like "really" and she is like "Yes I fucking would!"

Jeff calmly tells Jordan to stop and "go inside". Russell agrees and tells her to go eat some more "cookie dough". Natalie is standing by the workout machine near the sliding glass door watching, listening. Russell laughs about everyone "swearing" to God about doing something "in here".

Jeff then makes a comment about Russell not working out properly with the bench press. Jordan is now sitting on the couches as Michelle races outside to take a seat. Jordan is back to screaming how Russell knows he's leaving and starting shit. Russell keeps going back to beating Jeff's ass and Jordan fighting his battles.

Russell eggs Jordan to "keep fucking fighting" with him and she gets up yelling how she will "fucking keep fighting with you". BITCH is walking fast with her chunky legs to Russell. She yells "No, I'm not fucking scared of you. You think I'm fucking scared of you? Russell YOU THINK I'M FUCKING SCARED OF YOU?!?!?!" BITCH chest bumps into Russell's sweaty hunky chest and they start making out. Just kidding about the making out part. Your jaw did drop though.

Jeff is now sitting on the couches watching from a distance. Jeff yells for Jordan to sit down and asking her why she got up and "did that". That he doesn't want to get up and get into it and for her to come back. Russell then can't wait for someone in this house to send Jeff to the Jury House as a birthday present for him. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS FUCK if that actually did happen. Talk about a bitter jury house birthday party!

Russell again talks about Jeff being "a really fucking man" for letting Jordan fight for him. Russell again talks about "beating his face in" and Jeff says how Russell is a "big talker" and now says he has "500,000 reasons not to" fight Russell.

Russell starts in with Jordan being "fat" and for Jeff to say something and "follow through with it" meaning his threats on his family. Jeff is back to how it was a joke. Russell slams Jeff's work in some telephone business. Jeff then digs into Russell's lies about his many jobs, how which is real. Russell then points out Russell attack yet another woman in the house.

Russell points how their "battle" starts when they both get out of this fucking place. Russell slams Jeff's looks and thinking he's a "Model". Jeff then wonders if Russell came up with this comeback in 2 days and calls this "gross". Now Jeff wonders why this game has to do with "fighting" and Russell is back to Jeff's "Joke" threatening their families for going against him.

Russell says "you don't know who the fuck my family is and who the fuck I am". Jeff mocks Russell agreeing with him. Jeff then talks about Russell carrying out these "anger bags" and how Russell hasn't been happy in the house since day one. Russell makes fun of Jeff's vocab while Jeff slams Russell's amount of friends.

Kevin is now outside joining the couch crew watching the show. Jeff continues to downplay how this is a "game" and how Jeff is "not going to do shit" as I'm sure the Diary Room as told Jeff to think about the money versus jail time for stabbing Russell in the throat. Now Jeff talks about Russell making a "move" on Jeff in the Jury House and "losing all your cash". Yep, that's the Diary Room scaring Jeff into walking away from this show without any money.

Russell brings in Jeff's dumb game move of telling Kevin how he "saved him" when he put him on the block in the first place meaning had POV not been won by Jeff that Kevin probably was going home. Jeff then says how Kevin is now on HIS TEAM! Michelle is RIGHT FUCKING THERE when he says this! HOLY SHIT!

Jeff is quick to downplay how Kevin is on his side because he's a "good person". Jeff makes fun of seeing Russell outside this house as they talked about seeing each other outside the house. Jeff tries to downplay him and Kevin being together and keeps saying "dood what the fuck are you talking about".

Jeff wants Russell to stop using Jeff's insults against him and then BRINGS UP HOW RUSSELL WANTS TO "FUCK me" and "Do you want to have sex with me"?? Russell laughs at Jeff's new comeback. Jeff offers to show his ass to Russell on his way out the door and how Russell must have a hard on for Jeff. WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM? Russell is happy about how stupid Jeff came across with that stupid comment. HEY JEFF FUCK, what's so bad about someone in the house wanting to fuck you?? Your "insult" shows me you think about getting fucked in that house. ASSHOLE.

Jordan then starts in again when Russell calls Jordan a "little fatty". She smiles at first shocked and soon screams how Russell is a "the biggest asshole" and a "fucking douche bag" and how she again is not fucking scared of him. Jeff is telling Jordan over and over to stop and to "be quiet". Jeff is back to how Russell went about this in the wrong way. Jeff continues to talking about how "this is a game" yet has told people like Kevin and Natalie that if he gets put on the block next week that he'll be upset with everyone.

Jeff is getting irritated with Russell at this point because they are "running circles". Jeff again downplays bringing Kevin into this and Russell keeps repeating "shut the fuck up". Jeff now says America gave the power to him because they thought Jeff was a good person. Jeff starts to mock Russell's final 2 deals with a squeaky voice and Jeff tells Russell to stick his fingers up his own ass when Russell only points out 3 final 2 deals.

Russell tries to point out how Kevin and Natalie are still going after him for putting him up and how Jeff thinks he's good friends with them. Jordan chimes in about how they were pawns and how they knew the PLAN BEFORE IT HAPPENED! OHHH SHIT! Michelle now knows this! WOW! Russell tells both Kevin and Natalie that Jeff WILL fuck you both over.

Now Jordan and Russell get back into it screaming from across the yard about how Russell is going after Kevin and how he called Kevin some harsh gay word after the Chicken POV comp. How Jeff won't say it but she will and Jeff then tells her TO "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY". And she does! JEFF'S BITCH! He yells again for Jordan to "shut up!" and then says kindly "be quiet. It's not even your problem".

Jeff finally goes inside leaving the fight while Russell keeps pushing how Jeff doesn't allow anyone else to play the game in "his house" and how he's going to put everyone one of you up and backstab all of you. Russell is pissed that no one but him speaks up to Jeff and how they all "play nice" to him. Natalie then makes a comment about how this is a "game" this is played "week by week".

Wednesday August 26th Part 2

Later Jordan is CRYING outside frustrated about the whole fight with Russell to Kevin and Michelle. Inside Natalie tells Russell about the "second I get power" about her putting "them both up". I guess meaning Jeff and Jordan. Russell heads outside with Natalie as Kevin moves Jordan inside to hide her from Russell so he won't see her crying.

Jordan talks about wanting to "hit him" but how she knows he won't hit her back and she'll get kicked out. Jordan is upset how Russell is trying to use her "gay" comments against her. Kevin plays up with Jordan since they still have some form of power this week and caters to her emotional shattered state.

Natalie is WORKING EVERYONE! She's outside with Michelle talking her up and how she's on Michelle's side. She heads inside and talks with Russell about how she's on his side and then moves to the kitchen and tells Jordan how she feels for her and is on her side. BITCH IS GOOD!

Outside Natalie tells Russell how Michelle's "job" was to get information from Russell and their side of the house and bring it back to him. Russell can't believe it. Natalie is making sure Michelle DOES NOT get Russell's jury vote connecting her to Jeff's game play. BITCH IS GOOD!

Later Russell tells Natalie in the kitchen how he asked Michelle if she had told Jeff everything they talked about and apparently Michelle gave him this smirk slash smile and walked away. Natalie goes outside and quickly spills what was said. Natalie is so quick to unleash people's gossip, it's just too funny.

OMG! Later Jordan, Natalie and Kevin talk about getting Michelle out next week! More on that to come later.

Michelle and Jordan GET, I SAY GET to talking in the HOH room. Jordan wants people on the street to call Russell a "faggot" on the street. REAL CLASSY CUNT! She is quick to apologize with Michelle sitting there. OMG! The Michelle RATS OUT NATALIE to her wife Jordan! BITCH tells her how Natalie told her that even if Michelle goes up that she has a "bigger" target in mind other than Michelle. But Natalie can either make Michelle look to be a liar when confronted about it or she can say she said it to keep Michelle from playing so hard in POV.

In another part of the house Kevin continues to believe the game is "FIXED" for Jeff. How when he goes into the Diary Room "they" are always asking him how "awesome" Jeff and how good he is and always asking positive shit about him. Kevin is aware of it. He then tells Natalie that if there's a future endurance comp where Jeff can compete that the game is "fixed" for Jeff to win it. Another season where even the houseguests in the house are VERY MUCH AWARE of Allison Grodner's fixing of the game and who the show wants to win. ASSHOLES.

Later Jeff really starts digging into Jordan about how she plays, how she says too much, to not worry about Russell, to just "think" for the rest of the game and just keeps pushing how she isn't pulling her weight. Jordan of course gets emotional with Jeff yelling at her and is always upset with her. But soon Jeff is talking in his "fun" voice to get Jordan from stopping from shedding tears and they are back to being in BB love.

Later Michelle tells Jordan that if she wins HOH that Jeff and Jordan are NOT going up and have nothing to worry. So BASICALLY if Michelle wins HOH she would be GIVING JEFF AND JORDAN HOH AGAIN FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK by giving them the power to control who of Natalie or Kevin goes home. Michelle should put up Jeff versus Kevin and let everyone play for POV and if the noms stay the same then she has the power to evict who she wants to leave, NOT GIVE YOUR HOH TO JEFF AND JORDAN!

Ohh what's this? Jeff has revealed he left a very "mean" message for Russell in the Diary Room. Will Allison Grodner air this mean spirited speech in order for Russell to "cool off" and eventually vote for Jeff when SHE MAKES SURE he's in the final 2? I bet half a dollar that his mean speech will not air or it will be edited down to something regarding how "this is a game dood and you got got" crap.

Both Natalie and Kevin have started their STUPID EPIC LIE about how Michelle wants to keep Russell and was going to talk to Kevin about it but backed out since Kevin wasn't going to vote her way and told Russell who then went AWF on Jeff and Jordan earlier today. Jeff listens but doesn't react the way they want him to, something about how this was how Russell played the week Jessie went home.

Jeff is now a little worried that Michelle will put him up or target him next week. He also gets Natalie and Kevin to AGAIN tell him how he's safe next week and that their deal is NOT to put him up on the block. UM, YEAH JEFF, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, IT'S CALLED BACK FUCK YOU STABBING!

Natalie is now changing her deal with Jeff telling him how if she wins HOH that Michelle goes up with Jordan with Jordan as the "pawn" when originally Natalie said she would put up Kevin. UH OH! Jeff doesn't really react. Jeff is now back to bashing Michelle, how she sleeps, how she smells, her quirks. If only Michelle was ease dropping to hear this.

Later in the HOH Jeff has told Jordan that if Natalie wins HOH that she is going up as a pawn. Jordan wants SOMEONE ELSE LIKE MICHELLE TO WIN HOH for her now so she won't go up as a pawn. How she suddenly doesn't trust Kevin and Natalie as much anymore. Jeff then reminds her how Kevin did tell them how he would put up Natalie as a pawn but how Natalie never promised to do the same. GET BACK ON THE BLOCK BITCH!

Downstairs Russell is trying to get Michelle to open her stupid as fuck eyes on everyone in the house allowing Jeff to get furhter in the game. Michelle is too much in High School popular couple love to see otherwise. She will DIE in this game for Jeff. It's really pathetic.

Michelle is now up in the HOH room as Jordan tells her how Natalie said she wanted Jordan to go on the block with Michelle. Michelle is SUPER QUICK to say how Natalie said that Michelle would go up with a "stronger" person with hope that the other person went home which Michelle implies is Jordan. None of them figure out that Natalie is actually talking about Jeff.

Michelle leaves the HOH room leaving Jordan to think and think that turns into tears. Jeff finds her and she talks about being stressed the fuck out because of Michelle and when Michelle is FUCKING heading back to the HOH room that Jordan moves into the bathroom to get away from Michelle.

OH GAWD! Michelle watches Jeff give Jordan a butt massage and then mentions that if Jordan was a "lesbian" that she would "hook up" with her. SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHELLE, NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! Jordan is now worried about Russell "bashing my character" on live TV. Michelle thinks she's back in good with Jeff and Jordan as she gets comfortable talking with Jordan again.

Michelle actually is STUPID enough to push on Jordan how "strong" Jeff is and Jordan isn't biting at the comments. Michelle then brings up how Natalie and Kevin are thinking how they are getting rid of Russell this week and soon Michelle, Jeff and Jordan with them being final 2 and being all happy about it and how they will make shit up to get there. Jordan agrees to some point.

Now they rehash the first few weeks and how Michelle can't "fake cry". I forgot to mention that Jeff talked to Michelle about her crying in the house and Michelle is CRAZY INSANE ENOUGH to admit how she cried "three times" in this house and how each time was ABOUT JEFF!

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Big Brother 11 | WATCH OUT! Careful! Russell Is Getting Paranoid Again! Off To The Bitter Jury House!

And of course we have a song picked out for Russell's paranoia! The chorus is insanely catchy and this song is perfect for Russell's in head actions when his paranoia escapes into the house.

Ah fuck it, this post doubles as Russell's jury member post. Still can't get enough of this song!

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August 25, 2009

Tool Academy 2 | "I Fuck 'Em And Chuck 'Em! Move Onto the Sister, The Mother, The Cousin! I'll Fuck Their Brother If He's Got A Nice Ass!" - Tool Contestant John L.

I loved loved Tool Academy's 1st season and I was in TV LOVE with Robert "Power Tool" Brown ! This year I'm all about John L. The Brother Butt Fucking "Tool".

But guess what... I suspect he'll within the first few episodes due to violence as the season trailer shows nothing of him in future contestants or episodes. He's featured in the first one, part of the bottom 3 to be "expelled" in the first episode and is featured as part of a fight where he possibly is kicked off for violence! OH ME DOES LIKE THE BAD BOYS!

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August 24, 2009

WWE SummerSlam! Crazy Hot Fan Jumps In The Ring To Fuck Things Up!

Rumor has it this was a planned "fan attack". The person in question is Ted DiBiase's "little" brother Brett DiBiase! I guess we'll find out tonight on Monday night RAW! If it was not Brett then it was still pretty crazy live TV!

Notice the "country boots" on the Super Hot Fan and the boots both the brothers wear in the picture below. Notice them keep his head down as to not be identified. Notice his hot ass! Notice his short hair like Brett! Notice John Cena's erection when Brett appears!

I suspect the 3rd/4th member of Legacy to appear tonight on RAW!

Update! Brett did infact debut on RAW! The "fan attack" was staged as predicted. And yes he's SO FUCKING HOT! He will have a new place here on GuyTVBlog.com in the weeks to come! That is if his body is tighter and leaner than his brother's body, Ted. It better be!

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Big Brother 11 | Jeff Showers, Gets Wet, Water Running Between His Butt Cheeks, Almost Nude, V Shaped Torso...

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August 23, 2009

Big Brother 11 | "I'm Commmmin' Jessie!" Lydia Thrown To The Oh So Very Very Bitter Jury House's Muscled Arms!

Oh Lydia. What's to say about this one. Well I will first off say there's no shame in getting some of Jessie's muscular cum. Jealous of you on that one! Point for Lydia! Now in terms of the game Lydia is given a DQ for giving up and walking away from half a million dollars. She faulted Chima for quitting when she infact quit to get as quick as she could to the jury house to be with Jessie's muscular penis.

I mean Lydia you could have played against Natalie and ratted her out to give yourself another week. I mean it's NOT HARD backstabbing people in the house, I mean you talked shit about Kevin and threw him under your oh so very blood bus numerous times. Had Jessie NOT been in that house this year who knows how different Lydia's game would have been. She was never attracted to Jeff, Russell, Casey, Braden, Kevin or Michelle. Jordan probably would have been her sexual conquest since Lydia did play for Team Pussy and Team Dick.

Does Lydia deserve a spot in All Stars 2? HELL NO! Loved her this season but do not wish to see her in All Stars 2. Lydia must join the staff of LogoTV and cover all things reality TV. Or better yet get her own Daee Yum Yum animated TV Show deal!

Good luck Lydia. Fuck Jessie in the Jury House and be done with him after that. Let him go! You can do better!

Now we need a good song for Lydia to carry over to the Jury House, something in her head playing over and over... Jodie Kean's KICK ASS SONG "Mad World".

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August 20, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Jordan & Jeff's Damn Song To Each Other. I Mean Shit, Already Be A Couple Damn It!

Another HARD CORE DIE HARD Jeff and Jordan fan wanted me to post another song about them. So here it is. Enjoy!

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August 19, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 6 Part 2

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Sunday August 16th through Wednesday August 19th Part 2

Sunday August 16th

Let's play KETCHUP! Michelle is suddenly Jordan's shadow. Ever since Jordan made Michelle cry last night Michelle feels like she FINALLY has a "girlfriend" in the house, someone she can trust. So with that said Michelle is up on Jordan's junk all day. Michelle and Jordan are talking this morning about Kevin. How he could win this game, may think he's "interchangable" with Russell, WHAT I SAID KEVIN SHOULD DO. It seems Michelle is threatened by Kevin as well. She still wants them to keep Russell this week despite Jordan's distrust for Russell.

Then they talk about Lydia. Michelle feels it is not "right" for Lydia to be in the final four. FUCK YOU MICHELLE, whoever the fuck makes it final four deserves it. Later outside we find out Lydia won HOH first but it was taken away from her in the course of the Golf HOH comp. Russell is now outside with Jordan and Michelle building up the hate between both sides with his little digs on what the other side has said or is doing to purposely piss off them. Russell wants the hate to still be there to the end game.

Russell again pushes for Kevin to be nominated but both girls don't bite at that option. Later we find out Monday is Slop Day. It seems this past Food comp had the houseguests winning food for a day and Monday is going to be a Have Not day it seems. No one is sleeping in the Have Not bedroom anymore. The dining room table is also smaller now. Small changes makes them think about the money more and more.

OMG Michelle tells Russell she was crying in the Diary Room about Jordan's acts of kindness last night. Seriously Michelle, have you EVER had a girlfriend outside the house. Why is Jordan's small acts of kindness so POWERING to your emotional mindset? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Wha Wha Wha? Lydia has told Natalie that she will use POV on her if she wins it. So if Lydia goes on the block and wins POV that she will help push Natalie further into the game so that she can go to Jessie? WHAT? Well at least she'll get ass fucked by Jessie in the Jury House. I mean what else is Jessie going to do there except eat, workout and talk to Lydia.

Her and Natalie also talk about the jury vote, how it could be split and how America's Vote would decide the winner. The blame Chima for quitting in making America having a big vote in the end.

Russell's intense paranoia is returning slowly. Natalie tells Kevin outside that Russell apparently saw Jeff talking to her and Lydia in the bathroom earlier and you know how that goes with Russell. "They're trying to get me out this week" thoughts racing through Russell's mind.

Later Jordan and Russell have an odd memory wall moment. Russell is quick to make sure Jordan doesn't believe anything the other side has to say about him. She is already sick and fucking tired of his paranoia and his comments that she later tells Michelle about what he said. She too just said for Jordan NOT to believe the other side. Jordan then goes on to make a threat that she will do something about Russell if his paranoia doesn't stop. NOMINATE HIM? I hope!

This EPIC LIE Natalie, Kevin and Lydia have planned can now work brillantly when Jordan tells Jeff how both Michelle and Russell don't want Jeff and Jordan to believe anything that Kevin would have to say!

Upstairs in the HOH room Jeff and Jordan finally talk about the game. Jordan still wants Natalie out first in fear of her going after Jeff and Michelle for their actions on getting out her friends. Then they start talking about Russell and all his bullshit lies. Jeff even goes as far as to call Russell a "douche bag" and is upset knowing he was the 2nd vote to keep Jessie after Jeff saved him with the Coup d'SHIT power. Oh GOD JEFF, how dare someone not bow down to you and your fucking shitty power given to you. FUCKKKK YOU.

They talk about getting out Russell this week but also mostly next week. How Russell keeps pushing for Kevin to leave. How they want Kevin to win HOH to go after Russell for them and Jeff even mentions him getting HOH next week to take out Russell himself. But really bitches, get off your high and mighty fucking power trip, you two could both be on the block next week and Russell, if left in the game could either be the one that puts you both up there or is voting to evict one of you out. The guy you kept COULD stay longer than your DUMBASS!

Jordan thinks Russell won't go against us this week because of the "numbers" but then wonders if he would still go against them no matter what. YES! Jeff brings up how Russell talked to him downstairs about how Russell "really" wanted them to be the final four. So basically either this week or next week they talk about taking out Russell. Then Jeff laughs how they need to win HOH every week to do what they are saying. DING DING!

Jordan keeps getting scared of Russell winning an endurance HOH comp next week. Then they talk about how Michelle is "buying" Russell's bullshit about being final 2. It seems Michelle told about her final 2 deal with Russell. Jeff says "fuck him" about Russell and his "word". WOW! Jeff wants to tell Russell before any ceremony why Russell is going up if he has the power and chance to do it. Jordan then wonders if Michelle will flip with Russell and backstab them both. YES!

Jeff can't stop thinking about Russell's big fat dick! Actually he calls Russell a "scumbag" and how disloyal he is. Jeff is still toying with the idea of backstabbing Russell this week and had Jeff gotten HOH this week that he would have gone ahead and taken out Russell in fear that next week if Russell gets HOH next week will end up turning on him. Jordan then makes sense saying how this week they MUST take out one from the other side so that if next week they turn on one of their own that they are still "one up" in team members.

Now they talk about Russell and Jeff wants to "stab" Russell in the front or back, he doesn't care how, by stabbing I mean in the game sense. Well gosh I hope Jeff means game sake! Jeff goes on and on about Russell voting against Jeff's wishes. Jeff then wants Russell to go "fuck" Jessie in the jury house. Oh Jeff, SHUT THE FUCK UP, the man who screams the most about gay loving is the one who fucking enjoys it. BITCH.

They are back to talking about backdooring Russell this week and to wait for POV to figure this out. They will first put up Lydia and Natalie, if POV is used than Russell is backdoored and told why he's being backdoored, that this week will be a short week so they won't have to deal with Russell so long. They think if Russell is the target that "everyone will be on board".

Jeff believes next week if the other side wins that Michelle is the bigger target no matter what, WRONG! You are Jeff!

Sunday August 16th Part 2

And so the EPIC LIE is created. Outside Kevin talks to Jeff. The lie talks about how this happened the night of the fights a day ago. After the barbque. That Kevin was in the Red room while Russell and Michelle were in the Pool room. That Natalie and Lydia both came out of the Diary Room and found Kevin in the Red room whipsering about how Russell and Michelle were talking in the Pool Room. Natalie and Lydia snuck up to the door to listen and egged Kevin to do so to. How Kevin says he heard mostly Russell talking with Michelle about "final 2" with her and how once Natalie is gone that she will be the strongest woman and how next week they have to get out Jeff.

Jeff is listening and not liking this. Now Kevin continues the lie how the "girls" didn't want Jeff to know this and wanted Jeff to get sent to the Jury house next week because of Russell. Jeff is REALLY not liking this. Kevin continues how Russell wanted to target the "couple" next week. Kevin plays up the other part of the lie on how he is betraying or backstabbing the girls by telling Jeff this because remember the "girls" claimed they didn't want Jeff to know this.

Jeff starts spilling all he knows about Russell, how Russell did this and that and how Russell is after Kevin HARDCORE! Jeff spills everything he and Jordan just talked about minutes ago in the HOH room. Jeff says "maybe we have to take the first move". Jeff is ready to pitch this to Jordan later tonight. Kevin continues to play it off as the "girls" are going after Michelle. This is also part of the EPIC LIE. They are after Michelle but really want Jeff out first. Jeff believes the "girls" want Michelle out first.

They talk about keeping this quiet for now. Backdooring Russell. Hoping that if anyone but Russell wins that POV is used and Russell goes up. Now Jeff also talks about how he can't get a "minute alone because of those two" meaning Michelle and Russell. COCK BLOCKERS!

Kevin plays off the EPIC LIE beautifully and Jeff is very much into it. He BELIEVES it! And what's so funny is Natalie came up with this EPIC LIE. FUCK YOU JEFF, YOU JUST GOT PLAYED! By Natalie of all people! Kevin also wants to talk to Jordan "separately" and not treat her and Jordan like "two".

DAMN IT. Kevin then talks about how Michelle may be playing Russell too and how Michelle may be innocent in all this. But when Michelle denies this conversation happening I can only hope Michelle is suddenly pinned as a trader with Russell. What's funny is both Michelle and Russell told Jeff and Jordan NOT to believe anything the "other side" says. HA! HA!

Then they both talk about how Russell told Jeff to his face how he was going to "backstab" Jeff. I knew that drunken slip up would come back to haunt Russell. Jeff is soooo done with Russell. Nothing Russell can say can save him this week. Jeff then tells Kevin to tell the "girls" to play hard for POV but how even if he or Jordan win POV that they will use it to pull one of the girls off so that they can backdoor Russell. Jeff of course still wants Natalie or Lydia to win.

Now if Russell wins POV then Natalie goes home this week. Jeff then brings up how they believe next HOH is endurance and how if Russell stays he may have a chance at winning. Jeff wonders if Russell would never fall if it is endurance. Kevin plays up how paranoid Russell is and how Jeff is buying into all this. Kevin then pushes how if Russell is final 2 against Jeff that Russell would win based on the current jury members.

Jeff believes that the jury would respect his game play of being on his "own" from the beginning and made it all the way to the end. Kevin now LIES about Natalie not hating Jeff anymore about his "good Coup d'etat move". LIAR! BUT A GOOD ONE! Kevin keeps playing up the hate Russell and let's get him out this week moves. Jeff has to go get a "smoke" because of all this talk. HA HA!

Minutes later Kevin goes inside and chats with Lydia and Natalie at the dining room table. No oe is around. He mutters for them to not act differently. Natalie asks if they are both still going up. Kevin says yes. That if one of them is still going home. He says "no". Natalie is quick to laugh and tells Kevin to get the "fuck away from us" and how she doesn't want Kevin to get caught telling them the good news.

Upstairs Jordan and Michelle talk. Jordan is still toying around with the idea of taking out Russell this week but keeps going back and forth due to the "numbers" game and asks what Michelle thinks about taking out Russell. Michelle is sort of debating how Russell should stay so this EPIC LIE could make Michelle look like a rat just like Russell and she will be next week's target once Russell leaves this week. AWESOME!

Michelle wants to talk to Jeff and Jordan together but is getting the idea Jeff doesn't want to talk to her. Jordan brings up how Jeff wants Russell out but how if they talk now that Russell will interrupt it. They have to wait until Russell is sleeping to talk. Jordan is now buttering up Michelle on how when Jeff and Jordan talk that they are not talking about her and that Jeff is annoyed with Russell always interrupting her and Jeff's time. HINT HINT MICHELLE TWISTED MIND FUCK BITCH. Same goes for you!

Downstairs Natalie and Lydia whisper at the dining room table. Natalie talks about how if next week she gets HOH she is gunning after Jeff and Michelle next week, Jeff more so for "starting all this shit" and how Jeff made Michelle go against her word to Chima. Lydia is all down for that.

Monday August 17th

Let's play KETCHUP with the Big Brother 11 nut jobs. Jeff and Jordan have been back and forth all night and all day on backdooring Russell. And that's basically what is happening in the house. OMG Jeff wants to backdoor Russell but then Jordan downplays it as she wants Natalie out in fear that Natalie will take out her BFF Michelle. But then Jeff doesn't want to be "played" on television by anyone, whether it be Kevin or Russell.

Jeff already fears that Russell will backstab him next week regardless of how faithful he is this week and so with that said Jeff wants to backstab Russell first. He really wants to be the last male threat left standing. He wants an easy win against Kevin, who I'm sure Jeff doesn't consider as a huge "male" threat.

Jeff keeps saying how they need to wait until POV to see what happens but really Jeff is looking for any reason to backdoor Russell. I feel Russell has played himself into this situation this week where if he doesn't win POV that he's going up no matter what. That POV will be used. Now if Michelle wins POV again and doesn't use it to protect Russell then guess what, Jeff will fucking HATE HER for allowing Russell to stay another week to go after Jeff. Would Michelle go against her new husband? Who knows?

Today Jeff and Jordan are now at a point where they can't trust Michelle either anymore. The are trying to figure out if Michelle or Russell are lying about the "let's Jeff out next week" comments. They believe they could be working together and playing both Jeff and Jordan. Russell's paranoia is strong with these houseguests.

Nominations were today and POV is tomorrow. Natalie and Lydia both went up as predicted. Jeff has talked with both nominees and tried pumping them up to win POV so that they have a reason to backdoor Russell, of course he didn't mention the backdoor plan to them, just so that they win.

Over in another part of the house Michelle is getting on the "evict Kevin" bandwagon this week when she talks to Russell. Russell also talks to Michelle about them being final 2 and how if she was ever up and he won POV that he would pull her off. But really he's saying this for if Michelle wins POV this week to NOT use it to protect Russell. You know every week he's scared he's being backdoored. They also mention how Jeff is "loved" by everyone and could be a huge threat in the final 2.

OHHH FUCK! Both Jordan and Jeff have compared stories how the Diary Room is MANIPULATING them into keeping Russell this week. This is another reason why they are so back and forth about this. But remember Russell came out of the Diary Room and claimed that Big Brother told him he was one of the most "insert big word here" player in Big Brother history. Hopefully they will see as Big Brother wanting Russell to stay to fuck them both over.

Later Michelle spills her chat with Russell to Jeff. How Russell is the one thinking of getting out Jeff and Jordan after Kevin and Natalie. That Russell is "eventually" going after Jeff but apparently later than sooner. Does Jeff believe her? HELL NO. This is when he started to think Michelle is now lying and working with Russell to throw off Jeff to get out Natalie for them.

Around 6pm Michelle is in the HOH room with Jordan playing cards and Jeff comes up there. Michelle notices Jeff is in another "mood" and flat out asks Jeff what's wrong. He denies it and she Michelle evenutally gets the message to leave. She goes downstairs leaving Jeff and Jordan to quickly talk about how they think Michelle knows something is up.

Both even compare Michelle to Ronnie now! Always running around the house and playing all sides just like a rat. Now both are worried if Michelle and Russell get HOH next week as they may go after Jeff/Jordan earlier than later. BACKDOOR ONE OF THEM I SAY!

Later Jordan talks with Russell in the HOH room. Mostly small talk, mixed with game, and them four going after Natalie and her gang. Jeff comes in and Russell finally leaves getting the hint they want to be alone. Once he's gone Jordan is quick to believing he and Michelle are 'scheming" together.

Both want to still confront Russell and Michelle to see who's lying. Russell comes back upstairs for a "battery" for her microphone and Jordan is quick to talk about how Russell had intentions to come up to catch them scheming. Jordan wants to just "do it" meaning confront them when Michelle wakes up. Jeff says how the other side of the house will feel more "alive" if they are fighting with each other.

Jeff says they must confront them now because he can't figure this out. Jordan suggests that they ask Russell now and get it over with. Jeff still won't reveal his sources but will say "we heard this" and see how he reacts. Jeff is protecting Kevin, as I see it Jeff is protecting a solid jury member vote for him to win if he protects Kevin this week.

Jordan is pushing for them to talk now while Michelle is sleeping. Jeff plays it off as he doesn't want to "dance" right now with anyone, I guess his term for fighting. Jeff doesn't want to "deal with anything right now. I'm getting a fucking headache from this shit right now". Jeff says "I'm fucking in a shitty spot, I don't know I just am". Jordan says how Michelle and Russell will be the target next week and not them. NOPE!

OMG they are back and forth over and over about confronting them or not confronting them. Jeff again wants to wait until after POV because I feel Jeff wants Russell to not play hard in POV when we all know Russell will play hard regardless.

OHHH SHIT. Now both are thinking about targeting Michelle now over Russell! WHAT??? I'll enjoy a lovely backstabbing of that this week! FUCK YOU MICHELLE! Jeff is angry how "smart" Michelle thinks she is and even slams what she does with rats and their penises. Jordan then says that when she gets out of the house she may be paranoid people are talking about her. LOL!

Later upstairs Jordan and Jeff talk to Kevin. About getting out Natalie this week and Russell next week OH MY GOD I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE! Literally we have to wait until POV is played and who wins it. Jeff does make it known that whoever is lying this week is going home. Natalie did tell Kevin to lie about this all the way to the end. If him, Natalie and Lydia all attack Russell and Michelle about this then Jeff will have no reason but to evict someone on Natalie's side and to just wait next week to see who is really going after him. The more and more Jordan pushes for Natalie to leave the more I don't think Russell is leaving.

Kevin tries to push how they shouldn't trust Michelle and Jordan is on board with that not telling Michelle everything now. Jordan now tells Kevin how she thinks of Kevin in Russell's "spot" now. Jordan says she would rather see Russell go over Kevin.

Now Kevin brings up a situation with Michelle earlier today how she and him were talking in the kitchen and how she heard the "girls" bad mouthing her and then later he goes to them and asks them what the "fuck" they were talking about and both claim to have been sleeping. Jordan keeps pushing for Natalie to leave this week and Russell next week but if Jeff has his way with POV then Russell is going up.

I GIVE UP! Jeff and Jordan need to fucking figure out about getting out Russell.

Tuesday August 18th

Just before midnight passes we have Jordan, Kevin and Natalie talking by the hot tub. Jeff and Russell are playing pool and the fact that Jordan is talking with Natalie and Kevin together SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. He is watching them, trying to overhear them, watching their every move whereas Jeff is just hitting the balls, not worrying about a damn thing.

Here in the conversation we also find out that according to Kevin CHIMA QUIT! That before she was to quit that he warned her how she should respect the "executives" of the show and how she would be blacklisted from MTV, VH1, BET and all the channels owned by Viacom. Chima apparently didn't give a fuck and mentioned how she had friends who could get her jobs in other channels.

Jordan is feeling a little bit free in talking about Chima but at the same time holding back from calling her a straight up "bitch". Kevin and Natalie cater to Jordan's thoughts on Chima and agree with her, nodding and just agreeing with whatever the fuck Jordan has to say about Chima.

Now we find out some juicy bits before they cut the feeds. Chima is basically flipping off all the cameras and mirrors, covering herself with a blanket I think, taking off her microphone, walking around the house not making a TV show but more so going against it. FUCK YEAH! Then Natalie talks about how she was in the Red room and "Allison gets-". Apparently Allison Grodner's voice came over the house speakers to call a house meeting. Tuesday's episode is suppose to reveal what happened but we'll see what selective bits of footage Allison decides to show us.

Kevin then says that Allison Grodner told Chima over the intercom that "Chima you knew what you signed on for and you knew what you were getting yourself into". Kevin says when he heard Allison's voice that he knew "it was over" for Chima. Kevin then says that he went outside to talk to Michelle and was telling her "Oh my God, it's about to happen" meaning Chima either being taken out of the game or Chima just quitting the game.

Jordan then says that is when she found out about Allison on the intercom and how she called a house meeting. And then we get fishes on the feeds, BLOCKED again!

Natalie and Kevin try to explain to Jordan why Chima was just done when Michelle put her on the block. How much Chima trusted Michelle and how Michelle did do a good game move in some aspect but that how Michelle tricked Chima into believing her being put up was never an option. Michelle played dirty. That's okay but expect something to happen to her, get voted out, lose jury member votes, etc. Natalie again tells Jordan how she is after Michelle for vengence for Chima but Jordan hearing this will probably make her want Natalie out more. Damn.

As Morning come and goes not much happens. Michelle is starting to feel some kind of distance between herself and her husband and wife in the game, Jeff and Jordan. Russell talks to Michelle in the morning outside about keeping their final 2 deal Michelle is even pissed off about Jeff hanging out with Lydia. HOW DARE HE!

Russell and Michelle also agree NOT to give up any endurance comps next week to Jeff. To fight until you're dead up there on the contraption or something to that effect. No deals. And what's this. Russell claims he would have made Evel Dick cry if he was in the house with Russell. OH REALLY!

Natalie also had her phone call from her Dad who mentioned that her boyfriend still loves her very much, that they both watch the shows together and how both Natalie and her dad were "crying".

Guess who else was crying in the house. MICHELLE! Her own paranoia has been getting to her. Apparently last night she told Jeff "good night" and in her DELUSIONAL mind he told her something about "colt 45". This and other actions from Jeff yesterday has her doubting her friendship with them and how if she is going to be backdoored this week. At one point she cries and walks around making it known she is crying. Jeff and Jordan don't want to deal with her. She's called into the Diary Room at one point.

When she comes out she goes up to the HOH room and grabs her things Jordan told her she could keep up there and took them back downstairs to the Pool room. What the fuck is Michelle doing? Fuck if I know, just enjoying her self destruction. She and Russell talk again and she's worried Jeff is playing Lydia against her because Jeff was near her when she called Lydia a "cunt" but really Natalie is the one that told Lydia that Michelle called her a "cunt". Russell and Michelle agree to play HARD for POV and that Jeff may be thinking of a whole new final four without them in it.

As Michelle walks by Jeff in the kitchen she asks if they can talk upstairs. There she asks if everything is okay between them and Jeff LIES telling her how nothing is wrong and their final four is still "solid". But soon Jeff hints that he, Jordan and her are still good. Then Michelle drops the BOMB! She tells Jeff how Russell is trying to get her to turn on Jeff and Jordan! WHOA! That's all Jeff needed!

TIME TO BACKDOOR RUSSELL IF HE DOESN'T WIN POV!

Later Jeff is outside with Russell and they SHIT CHAT. Russell talks about how Lydia needs to stay and Jeff looks down at his cards, apparently upset with Russell and how he was right that Russell is going after him next week, or half right, regardless Russell is going after Jeff at some point, but in Jeff's mind it's sooner rather than later.

Jeff tells Russell how he agrees with Russell's points in keeping Lydia and how "one of them three have to go" this week when really Jeff is after Russell now. Russell buys this but Jeff has loads of Jessie's cum on his mind! I KID! Jeff has loads of backstabbing thoughts on his mind.

Later in the downstairs bathroom, after Jordan has been cleaning most of the day, she asks Jeff if maybe he thinks they should change up their allaince. It seems Jordan may be FINALLY on board with dumping Russell this week and creating a new alliance with Kevin and I guess someone else to replace Michelle with.

Later Jordan is becoming very tired of the house and everything. She basically has started her period and is having cramps and just feels like shit. She's not in the mood for anything. At one point Russell and Michelle are sitting outside after wine has been given to the house and Russell is quick to talk about how Jordan "has a huge stick far up her ass". Michelle plays it off like she is just having her period and Russell hopes that's all it is.

Upstairs in the HOH room Jordan and Jeff talk while the rest of the house uses cards downstairs to play "BullShit". Jeff and Jordan's game talk is back and forth about getting out Russell, taking out Natalie, creating a new alliance. At one point Jordan calls Michelle a "fucking liar" and how she's sick and tired of Russell. She is now the one going back to wanting to take him out this week but Jeff picks up on Jordan being nice to Natalie now and is quick to tell her how "those three" don't give two shits about her and never will. Jordan is enjoying Kevin and Natalie more than Michelle and Russell today.

Her cramps are getting to her and Jeff leaves her alone in her HOH to get over whatever she is going through. He does tell her that after Michelle and Russell have some wine in them to confront them both about their lies and wanting to take them out next week.

Wednesday August 19th

I had some major hospital-ish errands to do today and then I'm pulling in an extra shift at my job so I'll make this quick! Damn the economy and me having to take extra shifts during Big Brother season!

So Michelle is worried and pretty much gotten the hint that Russell has a strong possibility of getting backdoored this week. She and Russell talk this morning about them both going and having a meeting with Jeff and Jordan. Michelle wants Russell to basically come clean of all his wrong doings in the house and to tell Jeff that he's Team Jeff all the way. She wants Russell to ADMIT that he's said he wanted Jeff out but how he no longer wants to, um yeah like Jeff really is going to believe that.

Michelle also wants Russell to ADMIT that he lied about the 2nd Jessie vote this past Thursday and will admit that he went against Jeff's wishes in having Jessie out. Michelle thinks these 2 actions will somehow bring their final four back together. Michelle is SCARED the other side is getting to Jeff and Jordan as she's seen them talking with the "other side" more and more. Example, like last night when Jeff and Natalie hung out playing poker and playing pool.

Last night, just as midnight passed Russell WENT AWF on Natalie about some stupid poker game and how if there was real money involved that Natalie would have won, blah blah blah. So Russell leaves Jeff and Natalie to play games all night. Jordan and Michelle are upstairs talking and Michelle basically sells out Russell and tries to tell Jordan again how she is all about Team Jeff.

Jordan then heads downstairs and tells Jeff how she "believes" Michelle and her intentions on not backstabbing them and soon her, Jeff and Natalie talk about Russell and his lies and backstabbing. Basically Natalie FINALLY gets Jeff to tell Natalie that "you're safe" and that this week Lydia or Russell are the targets. How it all depends on POV. Natalie promises and makes a deal with Jeff/Jordan that if she gets HOH next week that she's either going after Russell/Michelle or Michelle/Lydia next week depending on who leaves this week. That Michelle is still her big target and Jeff/Jordan are safe.

Natalie goes inside and Jordan is quick to tell Jeff how she "believes" Natalie but Jeff seems hestiate telling Jordan how she can't be BFF with Natalie after one conversation. Something Jordan does alot. Jeff is still trying to figure out if Natalie/Kevin/Lydia are all playing him, something I suspect the Diary Room is pointing out to him.

You see Jeff told Jordan last night before they went to the bed in the HOH room that- and there was no sex had between them, in case you were wondering- that Jeff told Jordan that this week his backdooring Russell decision WAS "easy" but that the Diary Room is fucking with his head about what to do to this week. That the Diary Room is working on keeping Russell. Hopefully this will backfire on the Diary Room's manipulation of the game and make Jeff want Russell out more as Jeff will see BB wanting to keep a "threat" longer in the game for "drama".

As today progresses the meeting between the "final four" has yet to happen. Natalie is telling Kevin in another part of the house about last night's chat with Jeff/Jordan and how she LIED to them about her intentions and that if she stays, gets HOH that next week Jeff and Michelle go up against each other not caring who goes home. BOO YAH!

Wednesday August 19th Part 2

So Michelle, Russell, Jeff and Jordan made up? Yes and NO. Russell admitted to voting to keep Jessie last week and admitted to wanting Jeff out first when they are final four but not "next week" as Jeff claims he heard him say. Jeff also calls Russell out on some things Michelle claims he said and Russell of course denies this and turns to Michelle to call her out and she is back to "I don't remember" game. Their damn talk ends with them swearing on everything and their mothers that they are the final four. Jeff also made a THREAT to go after their families if they try to screw him over in the game before the final four! WHAT THE FUCK PYSCHO! He basically said he would "kill" their family if they went against him.

But not everything is how it seems. Jordan does not trust Michelle and Russell at ALL. Jordan talks about "stabbing" either Russell or Michelle if they get HOH next week and put them up. Jeff says now Russell and Michelle are outside talking again. Jordan says "I think Michelle is full of shit and I think she needs to go". Jordan thinks Michelle is being "sneaky now". About Russell, they talk about getting him out. This week bitch, next week? OH MY GOD I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THESE TWO.

Outside Russell and Michelle fight to some calmish degree. Jeff comes outside with Natalie to them arguing, mainly about Michelle telling Russell "yes you did say those things", whatever the girl is accusing him of saying, and him denying it and making her out to seem like a liar. She feels like Russell has been trying to set her up. Jeff flat out asks Michelle if Russell said in the Pool room if he was coming after Jeff next week and she's back to "I don't remember". REALLY BITCH?

Michelle says all this week Russell has been talking shit about Jeff. Now Jeff flat out tells Russell how Natalie, Kevin and Lydia were listening in on him talking through the door. This "LOOK" on Russell's face is priceless! His own listening to the door then going to lie about it is thrown back at his face. He did this to Ronnie, Lydia and Kevin if you don't remember some weeks ago. He stands by his lies on what he overheard the week Casey went out and now the same trick is being used on him! HOLLA!

Natalie flat out tells Russell how she heard what he said about getting out Jeff next week, he of course denies and it then Michelle is quick to tell them all that Russell is lying because he lied about them ever talking in the Pool room when they have. IT'S A LIE that Russell said in the Pool room to which Natalie over heard but it seems like he did say it at one point that Michelle is claiming the LIE to be TRUTH! Confusing, yes I know but this is fuckign Russell's game! YAY!

Jeff now wants Kevin to come outside because "he heard too". Russell keeps saying it over and over that he didn't say it. Kevin admits to it and Russell demands the time and Russell chimes in about she doesn't even know what time it was and how the "time" doesn't matter. Russell says "you guys are fucking great" about them all lying. How "they all come together with the same story" and Jeff is playing "detective". Jeff is pointing out how Michelle and the entire other side is saying it and only Russell is denying it.

Russell now admits again how if they are final four that Russell is targeting Jeff first. Russell is getting upset still and Michelle points out how Russell still has a very good chance at winning anything and backstabbing Jeff earlier than later. Jeff brings up Russell's past fights with Michelle and how suddenly he "trusts" Michelle and is now "best friends with" Michelle.

AFTER AN HOUR OF CRAP back and forth this is when they hug it out and promise to be final four again. All agree to break up Lydia and Kevin by taking out Lydia this week. Jordan feels like she can "control" Natalie and hates Lydia for personal reasons whereas Jeff hates her for other reasons on top of Lydia "never washing a dish". Russell is on the only one pushing for Natalie but all agree Lydia goes home this week.

Jordan then says if POV is used that Kevin goes up and Russell is SUPER QUICK to pushing the "let's get Kevin out" again. Jordan wants to know if Kevin is up against either Lydia/Natalie how are they voting. Jeff says he doesn't know. No one answers but all agree the nominations will most likely stay the same. Everyone expects a live POV comp and a replacment nominee that will happen quick and a quick vote. Jordan doesn't want to break a "tie". Jeff wants Russell to vote Lydia out. Russell says "fair enough". Jeff is worried again how Lydia is good at puzzles and how her time is up and how she's come off the block 3 times. Talk changes to food.

Jeff claims everything is "squashed". Russell laughs at Jeff says something about working out with him. Michelle is quiet as Russell goes inside. Jeff notices Michelle is not happy. She says "he set me up" meaning Russell. Jordan says "it's fine now". Michelle is still upset about Russell not admitting to the things he's said. Jeff again says how their final four is still solid.

Michelle goes inside and Jeff and Jordan are quick to talk. Both agree both are still lying. Both don't agree that Russell wasn't admitting to anything and points out how Natalie saw them hugging and hopes she doesn't think they turned on her. Jordan says it was weird how Russell and Michelle "fought" back and forth, almost like they planned. Jordan still doesn't trust Russell and how she fears he might still do something.

Both agree Natalie is safe and that Kevin is safe. Jeff calls Michelle "Mental". HA! HA! Jordan talks about Michelle's "head injuries" and how she is "still smart but not how she use to be". Jordan says that she doesn't trust Russell as far as "she can see him". WHAT? Jordan wants to take out Russell before final four and then Jeff is back to how if "one of them wins" HOH next week meaning whoever survives out of Kevin, Lydia or Natalie that let them put up Michelle and Russell up next week and how he and Jordan will take out Russell at that point. UM. the problem with that Jeff is that YOU'RE GOING UP if one of the other side goes home and they win HOH. IDIOT.

Jordan thinks how they did think it was a good idea to take out Russell tomorrow but how it is no longer a good option. DAMN IT! Now Jordan is pissed with Jeff about how he thinks she has no "blood" on her hands. Russell comes outside.

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August 18, 2009

Instant TV Erection! Mad Men Goes Gay & Big Brother 10's Steven Gets Nude!

Wow! I'm hard for this kind of TV! Thanks "JohnniTV" for sending in the picture!

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Big Brother 11 | Jeff's Next Big Secret Game Move! It's One That Will "Blow" You Away!

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August 17, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 6

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Thursday August 13th through Saturday August 15th Part 2

Thursday August 13th

Well most of the day has been cut off from us so that Big Brother could film their "live" show earlier in the day. The "live" show just aired on TV even though leaked information was sent out to various message boards and websites. Jeff ended up using his Coup d'SHIT gift given by Allison Grodner herself. He used it to save both Lydia and Russell to put up Natalie and Jessie.

When Jessie was called to go up on the block he pulled off his shirt to reveal another underneath, idiots on boards have no understanding of what it meant. If you must know it meant he used the live show to get his message of being a WWE wreslter out there even more. He's already practicing in indie wrestling circuits, how all WWE stars first start off, he has probably made connections in the industry but no one can just easily step into the WWE ring just because they have a body. They must have some form of wrestling talent.

Jessie can definitely take the "Heel" role on WWE easily, for those non WWE fans that's the villian of the show. He will very much use America's hatred for him to his advantage in his career in the WWE. But enough about that. Now you know what his shirt was all about.

When the votes came back the 2 people Jeff saved were the 2 people who voted to keep Jessie. Michelle, Jordan and Kevin all voted Jessie out. Jessie knew Kevin was going to be the swing vote. And when Lydia voted to evict Natalie she started to tear up, she was growing fond of both Natalie and Jessie. She didn't want to vote out either of them.

When Julie Chen announced the vote of 2 to 3 for Jessie to be evicted he stood up with everyone. Lydia was crying. Natalie held it in at first but then started to cry when Chima hugged her. When Kevin went in for a Jessie hug Jessie pretty much put his hand up for Kevin to not even try and how they were "done". Jessie gave both Natalie and Lydia big hugs and didn't have harsh words for anyone.

In the background Jeff told Russell how he "kept his word" meaning how Russell "saved" him last week by not nominating him and this week Jeff "saved" Russell so now they are even. Chima mistook that as Jeff telling people he had the power and wanted to talk to the producers in the Diary Room about Jeff but really there's nothing there to talk about.

Lydia keeps crying near the memory wall as Kevin hugs her. Jeff is in the kitchen washing his hands when he tries to tell Chima what he meant by his word but she doesn't want to hear it. It's obvious Allison Grodner talked to her in the Diary Room earlier about her going off on live television.

During the HOH comp it came down to Michelle and Kevin. Kevin either hesitated or threw the comp because Michelle's "elephant like memory" kicked in as she answered the HOH question SUPER QUICK SUPER FAST. She won HOH by just answering one simple question. Everyone else eliminated each other. Jeff was so happy he slammed his hand on the podium knowing he was safe this week and his "epic" move didn't get him on the block his week. Or so he thinks. Will Michelle be upset Russell stayed in the house.. I seriously doubt it. But if she mentions putting up Russell to Jeff and he tries to talk her out of it... expect some backstabbing thoughts to plague her mind.

As the live show ended Chima made a comment as they stood outside in silence how if they don't let them inside she was going to start cussing but she worded it as if a warning to Big Brother that if they didn't want her cussing on live television then they better do what she wants. The show ended with Julie Chen telling us that next week will be a Live Double Eviction, 2 people out in one show. WOW! That would leave just six people left.

As the feeds returned we find Kevin sitting outside on the couches with Jeff, Jordan and Russell. KICKS ASS Russell is finally wearing his "Casey" shirt that was left for him to wear to show Jeff and Jordan where his alliance is. But remember Michelle did not like Casey and this move of Russell will better ensure that he has a place on the block this week, but against who? That is the big question. I think she will be afraid that Jeff will try to save Russell again, should he go up as a pawn? Oh I hope so!

When Russell goes inside Jordan is quick to tell Kevin how he is "Gucci" with him and Jeff. Jeff agrees. Kevin is playing with the side that has power this week. A true floater. Kevin acts surprised as if he didn't already know he was safe with these 2. I did forget to mention earlier that during the live show, after Jessie was evicted that Kevin was both shocked and angry why Jessie was mad at him. CAUSE YOU VOTED HIM OUT! Kevin just knows he lost one jury member vote. And sometimes that one vote matters. COUGH* IVETTE *COUGH!

A smiling Lydia and Natalie come outside to play in the backyard minutes later while Jeff and Russell play pool, Jordan sitting on the backyard couch eating, Kevin sitting, Chima doing a load of clothes with Michelle in the Diary Room doing her thing in there.

Later outside Kevin talks with Natalie, Lydia and Chima about what happened today. Kevin is still upset how Jessie left the show and acted towards him. He just can't help but bitch and moan how he can't get to Jessie's Jury vote. Here Lydia, Chima and Natalie talked about wanting to all walk off the show but of course they didn't, I mean who the fuck would leave Big Brother and half a million dollars. Kevin keeps pushing to Natalie how Jessie wanted to screw Natalie and voted for him. Which is true. I mean can you blame someone on the block doing ANYTHING TO STAY? Kevin really needs to be on the block real soon and learn to SHUT THE FUCK UP about what he'll do when he's on the block.

Here Lydia, Natalie and Chima also reveal that Big Brother gave them "beauty products" to keep them from leaving and how all three of them are no where done with the "repercussions" of Coup d'etat. How this is the first season where "they" will have to deal with the backlash of that power.

Now all three talk about Russell wearing Casey's shirt and sucking up to the power of the house. How Jeff thinks he has this alliance of four people now and how he is suddenly in the final four. Something Natalie says she overheard them talking about in the back bedrooms. Jeff comes outside and says "what's up" and Chima says "you tell me". Jeff sits outside on the outside fridge.

Inside KISS ASS Russell is the bathroom talking about how he is over people calling him names and now touching "my shit". Michelle caters to Russell's bullshit. Jordan and Michelle are sitting on the bathroom couch. Something happened, Chima possibly destorying Russell's bed with some stuff and going through Russell's stuff. Jordan talks about how she never did anything when her friends left.

Jeff comes into the bathroom as Russell leaves. It seems they got some jewelry kit they are working on. Michelle suggests that when they get their chinese food that they should all head up to the HOH room to eat it and leave "them" downstairs. It's funny how Russell thinks he's suddenly included in on Michelle's HOH victory. LOL.

Russell comes back and tells them to "all check your shit" and how "they" messed up the Pool room. Jeff goes to check his stuff to see if anything was ruined. Russell could have easily set up Lydia, Natalie and Chima by destroying something of Jordan and Jeff's. I wonder if he did. Natalie comes into the bathroom to use the restroom but Russell is in there. She watches Michelle and Jordan laugh and play together.

Jeff comes back in the bathroom and nothing GAME is being talked about it. BORING! And Russell keeps playing up the "I'm a victim of the other side" role to an annoying extreme. Back outside Kevin, Chima and Natalie talk about how to approach Michelle to keep them safe and have her targeting Russell this week, how they will "deal" with Jeff next week.

Kevin instructs them all to not treat Michelle in a "bully" manner or "corner her". That she will not respond to that. Here goes Natalie talking about how she will outlast everyone in a POV endurance comp and if there was water she would stay up there. WHATEVAS! They all also know Jeff and Jordan are safe this week. Natalie also wants to not talk to Russell this week, AT ALL. Natalie and Chima both agree to wait until after Monday's POV ceremony to start going off on Jeff and Jordan, once Michelle's power is over. I can't wait to see that.

OMG back inside KISS ASS Russell is fucking up the tight ass alliance of Michelle, Jeff and Jordan. I can't really get a feel of what Michelle really wants with Russell there. I see another predictable week... Russell on the block for his lies and attacks, Natalie on the block for her lie about her wanting to keep Ronnie that one week, leaving Kevin, Lydia, Chima, Jeff and Jordan to vote. If the nominations stay the same, Russell leaves. If Russell is pulled off with POV then Russell, Jeff and Jordan control the votes and take out whoever is up against Natalie. THAT'S THE WEEK. Simple pimple. No suprises or shocks. That is the fucking week.

Later Michelle finally gets her HOH room and the houseguests play the waiting game to see who gets to talk to Michelle first. And the winner is Chima. She puts it out there that Russell is her target last week, how she and Michelle are good, that keeping Russell would create more distrust and lies in the house. Michelle said she HAD a plan

Outside Jeff and Russell talk. Jeff is paranoid that Michelle will turn on him and put him up with Russell, aka the women teaming up to go against the men. Russell starts in about how Kevin is secretly hating him and won't talk to him this week. Jeff pretty much blows off Russell's paranoia about Kevin and could give 2 shits about it. Russell goes inside and leaves Jeff, who's still on slop, to sit outside and T-H-N-I-K. Jordan comes outside with her Chinese food and tells him how "they" are drinking Jessie's wine in "honor" of him.

She hates Chima and calls her "loud mouth" and wants her "ass" out. Jordan is now trashing Chima, about her being single at this age because she's "bitchy" and Jeff feels bad that Chiam is so "full of anger". Jordan and Jeff continue to trash Chima and her wanting to leave the game. Both agree that Chima doesn't deserve half a million dollars BUT OH THEY DO?

And what's this? Russell is blaming his Jessie's 2nd vote to stay on Michelle! Jordan says she doesn't believe it was Michelle. Russell is the BIGGEST idiot in the world. Now Jordan will tell Michelle how Russell is blaming Michelle for that 2nd vote! WHAT THE HELL? Hey, whatever gets Russell back on the block and out the door is fine with me!

Russell is back outside helping Jeff get angry over at Natalie and Chima's comments. About how "how could he do that" to Jessie. Jeff claims he doesn't care but he does. Russell can't believe how Natalie and Lydia are now bonding over Jessie leaving. Jeff says he knows they will keep coming at him over and over trying to get him to "explode". He uses an example of them getting his toothbrush dirty and him using it and finding out about it that he'll go AWF on them and BB for letting that happen.

Jeff says the only thing that will make him blow up is if they try to make him look like an "asshole" or make him look like I guess an IDIOT that he'll "fucking blow up". WHATEVAS! You're full of empty threats SHITHOLE, these are your Jury votes IDIOT! Jeff says he can only bite his tongue for so long. He compares the other side as "4 year olds" who will get louder and louder. Jeff talks about how they are "making fools of themselves". Jeff again claims he doesn't care but he does.

He keeps talking about how "dood this is like a game man". Yeah man, keep telling that to yourself when you're about to be voted out and are voted out. Russell keeps pushing and pushing the Chima hate on Jeff to use him as a vessel to go to Michelle since Russell can't get to Michelle himself. So far it is working. Both Jeff and Jordan hate Chima. They didn't hate her last week but now suddenly do after Jeff used his Coup power.

Inside Michelle is forced to eat with Jessie's half of the house, Lydia, Kevin, Chima and Natalie. They push the Russell hate, how he's blowing Chima kisses in the bedroom and how Russell was so close to going home. Lydia announces that she will ever vote for Jeff or Russell to win Big Brother. Michelle just eats and listens. Now they push how last year Dan and Memphis "dragged along Keesha" the entire game and let her go in the end. This is perfect to plant seeds of doubt in Michelle's head later.

Thursday August 13th Part 2

AWWWW! Chima starts a cry fest at the dining room table. Natalie starts to get teary eyed letting a tear roll down her cheek. Lydia soon follows but they shed tears but really don't full on cry like as if you just lost your first puppy. They all talk about the good things Jessie did in the house and how "wrong" it was that he left the way he did. All three just keep shedding tears and Lydia then tries to get Kevin to understand Jessie didn't really hate him... WHEN HE DID!

Lydia talks about Jessie praying for them and all I can picture is this making the show and Kevin telling the Diary Room his funny rant on them crying over Jessie. Chima then talks about how Russell is still here and how the entire house wanted Russell out upstairs, even "his girlfriend" meaning Jordan.

Kevin is there but not shedding a tear, just listening. Not adding anything.

Jordan passes them and heads outside and is quick to tell Russell, Michelle and Jeff how they are crying over him and how funny it is. Jeff talks about how bitter they are and Jordan says how "awkward" they are making it for them to be happy, Jordan's side I mean. Russell is quick to trash the inside people still unaware he's going on the block. Michelle plays along like she hates them inside and she kinda does.

Jordan is now at the point of not caring if they don't like her and start attacking her. YEAH RIGHT BITCH! Jordan does point out how if something goes their way, her and Jeff's way, that the group inside are the way they are. But inside the group bitches how they played the game RIGHT and did everything RIGHT in winning the power and using it and how fucked up it was that Jeff had this kind of power given to him when he didn't earn it.

The house is divided again. Of course with Kevin and Michelle as the floaters. Jeff's gang outside. Chima's gang inside. Natalie is also onto the Diary Room probably going to work Michelle into not putting up Russell and all agree that if Russell doesn't go up this week that Michelle will be one of their main targets again. Lydia still can't believe Jeff would keep Russell, Ronnie 2.0.

Now the inside talks about how Russell MUST GO UP this week. Outside Michelle reveals Natalie's "deal" that she was offered earlier. I guess Michelle doesn't give a shit about Natalie and it looks like Natalie is going up as I expected. Lydia is also making it known that if she goes on the block that she is ready to "go home"... translation BE WITH JESSIE IN THE JURY HOUSE! All want to push for Michelle to remember how much Russell has "terrorized" her.

Michelle is called to go to the Diary Room while Kevin UNLEASHES A GIANT STREAM OF PISS in the bathroom, we can hear it in the audio. Chima, Natalie and Lydia are all tight as fuck now over Jessie as they head into the Red bedroom. They believe the Diary Room will get in Michelle heads to keep Russell in this Diary Room session. Kevin joins the bittery party of 3 and Chima asks him if he'll stay with them in their "time of grief", of course Chima laughs it off.

Russell goes inside and Jordan and Jeff are quick to talk about how either Michelle or Russell are lying about voting to keep Jessie. Jordan also dropped the "faggot" word again. BITCH TWAT WHORE CUNT SHITSTAIN FUCKHEAD.

Back inside one of the bitter party girls club grabs Russell's Rosemary and hides it. It was Chima. Apparently Russell left it in a drawer when he moved his stuff and Lydia makes a comment how it means nothing to Russell, you know, based on his behaviour. They also reveal Allison Grodner herself was in the Diary Room talking to them about whatever she wanted to talk to them about.

Outside Jordan, Jeff and Russell are doing as Chima told Michelle they would. To target her as Russell wants her out and how suddenly out of nowhere both Jeff and Jordan want Chima out now. Jordan thinks it would be "stupid" to put up Lydia and Kevin together, that Chima must be up there and be sent home this week. WHAT? How does that benefit Michelle? Russell gone benefits Michelle as she will be closer to Jeff/Jordan with Russell gone.

OH OH OH! Jordan just said how "maybe they did this [twist] to help us". FUCK YEAH DAMN RIGHT SMART AS SHIT BITCH! DING DING! Jordan now says that she probably won't be going up to the HOH room that much. Back inside the pity party are laughing laughing laughing now. Good times! Kevin hangs around as they bitch and moan but really doesn't say much, keeps his mouth shut. Chima calls him out in a fun way how "once we get through this together" that they have his back. That is if Russell does indeed leave. I forgot to mention that one of the ladies did mention about trying to use Michelle's husband in a sense that if her husband is watching would he want her to keep Russell in the house after what he's done to her.

Later outside Michelle talks with her group, Jordan, Russell and Jeff about who to put up from the other side. Jeff is pushing about how they have the numbers and to put up Chima and Natalie. That he believes Kevin can be swayed onto their side. Michelle doesn't see Natalie as a threat at all so her going up isn't an option. Michelle now smiles and laughs pointing to Russell that if she doesn't put up Russell that he won't backstab her next week. He goes on a rant on how he is good on his word. WHAT? Michelle is all about saving Russell now? IDIOT!

Now they talk about "them" inside moving their personal stuff around and Michelle of all people calls it "disrespectful". MICHELLE, CALLING THEM DISRESPECTFUL, SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF RUSSELL! RUSSELL! OH MY GOD RUSSELL! I just need Michelle to hear from Jordan that Russell tried to pin this week's 2nd Jessie vote on her. PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN before nominations.

What Kevin really needs to do is "play" Michelle into believing he can replace Russell this week on Jeff's side and ditch his 3 "hags". If Michelle likes the idea of Kevin replacing Russell this week and helps take him out well then next week, depending on who wins HOH kevin can has the option of shifting sides next week. Oh wait, I forgot about Double Eviction but they don't know that is happening this week.

Later Michelle, Jeff, Jordan and Russell talk about their great week, trash the other side of the house and how "illegal" it was for Natalie to drink the wine downstairs. Michelle is ready for Chima to throw some "tea" in her face and Russell, RUSSELL OF ALL PEOPLE, is talking about how he will step in and defend Michelle. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

These four also made a final four deal again. Yeah good luck with that bitches. That shit didn't work for Keesha, Renny, Dan and Memphis, one of them didn't make it. Bitches need to figure out which of you four are not going to make final four!

Russell then brings up Ronnie and Jordan/Jeff talk about how much of a "trooper" Michelle is for taking Ronnie's attacks... RONNIE, OH MY GOD RUSSELL IS IN THE ROOM PEOPLE! I can't believe how Michelle is just forgetting Russell's antics. I'm just floored! Russell is quick to direct questions about what Ronnie did to Michelle before talk turns to him doing the same thing to Michelle. Russell keeps playing the victim this season and tries to relate to Michelle, Jeff and Jordan how he was on the shit end of the stick this entire game! WHAT?

OMG I HATE MICHELLE FOR KEEPING RUSSELL!

Friday August 14th

Just after midnight Kevin and Michelle talk in the Bike room. They talk about Jessie's devotion by his three girls, Chima, Lydia and Natalie. How he was shocked to see them cry over him, pointing out how Jessie tried to screw them all at one point or another to further himself in the game. UM DUMBASS, THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY BIG BROTHER!

He also says he was glad to see Jessie go. Michelle then SHOCKINGLY AND SICKENLY reveals how Jessie is somehow WORSE than Russell!!! WORSE THAN RUSSELL! She talks about how Ronnie was the worst in the house, how Jessie was the 2nd worse and Russell is the 3rd worse to her. How Jessie's attacks were "hidden". WHAT THE FUCK? Russell flat out called a house meeting to embarrass you in front of the entire house! STUPID TWAT!

I'm sorry but her husband must really beat the shit out of her, be verbally abusive because this bitch seems to have some fucked up mental problem on what real abuse is. Jessie was never the same way Russell has been towards her. If she "backstabs" Chima this week she will have lost Chima's vote, Lydia's vote, Natalie's vote and Jessie's vote. THAT'S FOUR VOTES. That's all you need to LOSE BIG BROTHER 11 YOU STUPID BITCH! Jeff and Jordan are letting you be the IDIOT to take out someone like Chima the way they want it but with Chima's blood on your hands! WTF?

Michelle now tells Kevin how her "last straw" with Jessie was when he went into the Pool room to "defend" Michelle against Russell and how Jessie tried to come off like the "good guy" when Michelle claims he really wasn't.

I.. I just- I mean it's just SO HARD for me to watch a WOMAN allow a man like Russell to verbally abuse her in the house and for her to let him get away with it. I JUST CAN'T WITH THIS BITCH. Abuse has been in my circle of family and friends and her actions this week is just completely dumbfounded. I don't care if Michelle wants to team up with Jeff and Jordan to go after the rest of the house, that's fine. I'm all for it. But keeping Russell this week is just plain stupid. Insane. She really is fucking batshit crazier than Lydia! I'm sorry BITCH but there really are not positives in keeping Russell. Here's looking forward to him backstabbing your stupid ass and sending you out in the coming weeks.

Now the "all girl alliance" is brought up. How Kevin feels left out and Michelle thinks that is just like as bad as not including a certain race in your group or someone of another religion in your group of final whatever. They are both like "may the best person win". Michelle tells Kevin how there is no scenerio that Kevin will be leaving this week. She also wants Kevin not to use POV if he wins it. He says it all depends on who is put up. She says she would appericate if he kept her nominations the same. Kevin is called to the Diary Room and they pathetically hug. As they exit Lydia is blow drying her newly dyed hair in the downstairs bathroom.

Michelle heads upstairs and talks to Russell. She talks to him about her "major problems" with him was him telling everyone she had a Phd and how he "acted in an aggresive manner" to her last week when he was trying to find out what she did last week. Russell tries to defend himself and play it off as it is everyone else's fault and how they all made him "paranoid" thus causing his reactions.

Russell is back to talking about how he is the victim in his alliance, when we all know it was Jeff, NOT HIM! All I need is for Jordan to tell Michelle about Russell blaming this week's 2nd Jessie vote on Michelle, how he is LYING once again and placing the blame on Michelle because Russell sees himself in the game later WITHOUT MICHELLE!

Michelle does point out how Russell apologized to Chima first before her and how she noticed it. He keeps talking in circles how he "was in a tough spot" and Michelle is talking about all the stuff he's done to her and Russell is quick to explain again how it's not his fault he did all that to her. WHATEVAS! Russell now plays it up to Michelle about going to final 2 with her or anyone else and how he won't win against anyone, how he's only playing 2nd place now. Michelle is toying with the idea how she wants her and Russell final 2 again. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TWAT!

Michelle now wants her and Russell to "hug it out" and they do. He keeps showering her with compliments and keeps REPEATING himself over and over- OH MY GOD I JUST CAN'T WITH THESE 2. Talk about a hated final 2 for both sides of Jessie and Jeff lovers.

Minutes later Jordan joins them in the HOH room and finds out they hugged it out. CRAZY! Oh God how PATHETIC KISS ASS OF RUSSELL, he's going to sleep with Jeff in the Have Not bedroom. Are you going to wear your Casey Shirt to bed too? Laura's socks? Braden's jockstrap? Jeff's pants? Jordan's shit stained panties? Fucking pathetic of Russell.

Jordan and Michelle get to talking alone in the HOH room. Michelle reveals that there is still an option of backdooring Russell if he "acts up" but that one of the "four" needs to go, meaning those not on Team Douche Bag Jeff. Can you believe these stupid TWATS are already talking about final 3. Michelle pathetically includes herself with the popular couple of the high school clique as them being the final 3. I mean this is seriously high school with the psycho crazy loner girl wants to love her high school's popular good looking couple. Wanting to be the third wheel in everything they do, be in all their conversations, be there when they have their "moments". this is how Michelle is starting to come across. CREEPY!

Here we also find out that Michelle doesn't want to be preseved as the person going after all the "smart" people. I'm guessing Chima, Jessie, Ronnie were/are all smart in her eyes. They also discuss on who to put up with Chima, either Lydia or Natalie. Jordan pushes for Lydia but they both fear Russell working with Natalie later in the game.

OH SHIT! Michelle tells Jordan how she always felt she had this "unspoken" alliance with them. CRAZY! Jordan also reveals how she told Kevin how to vote in the hallway of the live voting, meaning vote out Jessie. I still think Kevin would have voted out Jessie even had Jordan not said anything.

Friday August 14th Part 2

Morning has come and gone now. Tension and anger is slowly growing with Chima. Making comments to Jeff about him being an "America's asshole" in the voting. She also makes another racist comment towards Russell about him being a "terrorist". The race card is sooo old now in this house.

Later the Have Not competition is had. Russell and Michelle SHIT CHAT in the HOH room. Russell is hardcore pushing for Kevin to go on the block with Chima. I suspect Kevin is Russell's new target his week. Last night he tried to push how Kevin was acting a certain way and was testing the waters to Jeff/Jordan on how they felt on Kevin. He is doing the same thing now to Michelle who is confused as to why Russell doesn't trust Kevin. Russell uses the excuse that Kevin is not on their side of the house. Actually its the same reason Jessie hated Kevin, he can't control Kevin and has no say in how Kevin thinks in the game.

WHOA! What's this? Russell now pushes to Michelle how she won't win against Jeff or Jordan in the final 2. That he and her's final 2 deal would only work if Jeff and Jordan are out soon. WHAT THE FUCK? Russell now promises Michelle that if he wins HOH next week that he won't put her up. That he is giving Michelle his "word".

Later Chima tries to tell Michelle again how Russell is a "liar" and Michelle is just getting sick and tired of it. She tells Chima how she has her "own mind". Natalie and Lydia, after hearing this, are quick to come to the conclusion that Russell isn't going up. Michelle goes up to the HOH room to tell Russell and he laughs about it. My blood boils here when Russell is now in a good place in this game.

Later Natalie talks with Michelle in the HOH room. Basically this long talk is just both telling each other they are eventually coming after each other, how Natalie isn't the "target" this week, that Michelle is going back on her word from last week with Chima and that Russell isn't going up, that Michelle feels she needs Russell in the game to "protect" her. Natalie makes a small threat about Michelle having to deal with the consequences of her actions in the weeks to come. Oh GOD I hope Natalie is the one that takes out Michelle in this game!

Chima is up next in the HOH room to talk to Michelle and Chima pushes and pushes for Russell to go up but gets the idea that he isn't going up. Chima gives up the "strong woman" alliance pitch and how Jeff/Russell will get all the women out of the house. Chima warns Michelel that Russell will backstab her and use Jeff to do it. Michelle just isn't interested and continues to fake her way through the chat with "yeahs" and "mm hmms" here and there.

Jeff, Jordan and Russell mingle outside. Jordan is scared that Chima is getting to Michelle so Jeff goes upstairs to SAVE Michelle from the horrible Chima. Michelle goes outside and basically is quick to spill how Chima tried to push for Russell to go up. Michelle is just NOT going to put up Russell this week. I mean he could literally take a shit on her husband's picture in her HOH room and Michelle still would not put up Russell.

The Nomination ceremony is underway. It's pretty predictable the nominees are going to be Natalie and Chima. Simple as that.

Friday August 14th Part 3

Feeds return with Michelle doing as expect, nominating Chima and Natalie. The Jessie's alliance of Lydia, Natalie and Chima are of course upset. Natalie wishes "karma" on Michelle which I see happening to hear in form of a "Russell". Chima is just plan pissed and Lydia now is angry that Michelle is not for a "woman" winning this year. Well she is, herself and only herself, that would be considered a "woman" winning.

Natalie is also reading the rule book to see what she can get away with in retaliation to the other side I guess for winning at this point in the game. Chima talks again about quitting and how she now hates Michelle, Russell and Jeff on a same hatred level. Chima is back to being defeated.

Over on the "good" side of the house, Jeff talks about not wanting to talk about "them" anymore and AGAIN talks about how he could care less about what they do or think or say. Russell keeps saying over and over again "they said this" and they just did this". It gets boring real quick real fast. Jordan plays into it but Jeff is just over it. Michelle is over it since she sees her husband Jeff is over it.

And what do you know, these hypocrites are back to trashing the other side. I swear it's like Jeff's side of the house is showcaseing their own signs of the ever so classic Nerd Herd. Michelle wants sleepovers. Michelle talks about how she won HOH room for "our team" and how it isn't just hers. Jeff and Jordan self proclaiming themselves as the "good people" of the house. Jeff repeatedly talking about how he won't trash the other side or stoop to their level yet he does over and over. Russell pointing out EVERYTHING the other side does and leads all conversations into bashing sessions. Dear God if YOU are reading this and can not see classic Nerd Herd qualities in Jeff's side then just Wow! Let's just both agree everyone this season is showing classic Nerd Herd qualities.

The HOH crew talks about how Lydia and Natalie will both fight to get to Jessie this week. Jeff then says how if Lydia wins HOH she will nominate herself to go on the block just to go see Jessie. Next Jordan and Jeff talk about wanting to party with Dan outside the house, I guess seeing themselves as this season's winners partying with last season's winner. I'm sorry but Jeff and Jordan have 2 people playing this game FOR THEM and will get to the final 2 so much easier than expected.

When they head downstairs the three ladies of the house have taken all of Jeff's, Jordan's and Russell's clothes and thrown them in the Pool room beds. In a giant pile. Jeff is pissed AWF but who really cares, he's all talk. Jeff ends up putting his stuff back in the drawers. I suspect Chima and them will do it again just to dig under Jeff's skin.

Later Lydia and Natalie, aware Chima is this week's target, get the chess board and use it as a calendar of dates of when events happened in the house. They are going to quiz each other in case future competitions have to do with hit since this last HOH was all about it. Didn't Ronnie teach this shit bitches? Always count everything, remember everything. DAMN IT GIRLS!

HA! HA! Whenever Jeff and Michelle pass the Red room Natalie is quick to make underhanded childish comments. About Jeff winning another power in the Diary Room to fuck them over and Michelle remaining a crazy psycho bitch, to which I agree with. But then Jeff has some childish fun back when he walks out of the Diary Room shouting "I'm the wizard". Michelle of course laughs at her husband's comment and embraces him with her ratish arms and softly humps his hips with her spandex hips, completely wet from her leakage, her whispering in Jeff's ear "When you fuck Jordan it's me that you see". LOL!

Outside lockdown is over and a Golf thing is put outside, a POV thing. Natalie feels this is a fixed comp for Russell to win since he plays golf. Chima, Kevin, Lydia and Natalie are outside praticing. The other group is inside in the kitchen, having small talk. Russell tells Jordan to "be careful what you say around them", already in slow motion paranoia mode. You see Russell hates Kevin, if he sees Jordan, who likes Kevin, talk to him he will start going crazy again thinking they are back to getting him out. It never ends with Russell.

BIG SMILE FROM ME HERE. Jeff, Jordan and Michelle bitch and moan about the other side's antics. How they are using the washer for "2 hours" again and how Kevin came to talk to Jordan about how he had nothing to do with what they did earlier in the Pool room yet Michelle believes Kevin did play along and doesn't believe him. Jeff then says that he is ready to "pop" at any moment. Looks like this childish shit is getting to him. Could the ladies get their way and get Jeff evicted for some kind of violence because that's what they are hoping for.

Backoutside Kevin is helping his alliance get better at the game. He knows he's good with the other side, well all of them except Russell. Natalie and Chima are upset at how not easy the challenge is. Lydia ended up making all her shots, she seems to have the game down. Jeff comes outside followed by Russell to watch the other side play. It looks like they got a grill from the Food comp earlier and Russell is going to cook some shit out there.

Lydia feels happy about this challenge because she feels she can do it and I guess plays mini golf outside the house. Natalie is wearing Jessie's shirt, I'm assuming they all picked something from Jessie's suitcase that they packed for him to take with him to the Jury House! It's funny because Natalie is throwing the balls up to Lydia and the balls keep rolling out to the pool, pass Lydia and dropping off the platform. As annoying as it is to you I want these three ladies as the final 3 but that looks like that is not happening anytime soon.

Jeff's side of the house is now upset that the other side is "hogging" the platform. Jordan claims she can wait but Lydia and Natalie and I'm sure Chima already agreed that they will hog it all night if need be. Michelle and Jeff continue to watch from the couch. Sulking in waiting to play. You know, as much as this house feels divided right now I still expect Russell to reshift alliances and team members. I don't see him staying faithful to his "four" the entire game.

We also find out Michelle was trying to hide the balls from the other side of the house. Oh Michelle, I thought you were the "good" people? Now we find out about the washer. It seems they are not purposely taking a long time but that it "took a 2nd wash to get it out" some stain I guess. Looks like Jeff's side is seeing evil stuff that isn't there. You know, about them taking forever with the washer on purpose and doing it to get under Jeff's skin.

There is going to be some fight late in the night as Natalie again proclaims not leaving the platform all night. Chima may stay as well to win POV to get in Michelle's face I hope. Lydia wants to win to save one of the nominees as a fuck you to Michelle. Kevin could care less as he believes he is not a threat to leave. But if Russell has his way he may want one of the girls to come off with Kevin going up. I just see Russell pushing more and more for Kevin to leave this week.

The rest of the night is Chima going against production with her microphone, the other side finally getting to practice at the golf POV thing, Chima hiding Russell's hats, Chima's side in the house bitching and moaning about everything, the outside crew bitching and moaning that the other side isn't happy that they are losing this week. It's just boring and D.U.N.

Hopefully tomorrow will bring on some good drama or just more petty crap.

Saturday August 15th

Chima has been expelled from the Big Brother house. For more details on it all click here.

And as Jeff said "and then there was seven". A new HOH competition was thrown together, something to do with drinking, and Jordan won. I mean I really do heart Jordan, you know, when she's not playing the game, she's fun to watch when she's just being herself. I expect a great tear jerking moment when she won HOH and a very tearful HOH moment when she looks at her pictures and reads her letter from her family.

As the feeds returned Jordan is talking about her HOH stuff and room to Michelle and Russell in the kitchen. Lydia just finished taking a shower and gets in one of the Red room beds. Kevin is laying in another bed while Natalie is in the other bed. It seems like they are all done with their showers.

Who will Jordan nominate? Well obviously this is Jeff's HOH so it's whoever he wants gone. I expect Lydia and Natalie to both be nominated with Kevin as replacement nominee. Now if Kevin plays, which he most likely will, will he pull off one of the 2 to force up Russell, hopefully having the house evict Russell for suddenly becoming paranoid? One can only hope. I seriously doubt it though, Michelle, Russell and Jeff will keep pushing for Jordan to keep the "numbers" and to evict either Lydia, Natalie or Kevin this week. I suspect Russell may once again target Kevin this week as she tried last week with Michelle.

I suspect Jordan will NOT put up Kevin but if Russell wins POV he may force Jordan to nominate Kevin to then put his plan into effect of taking out Kevin this week. Anything can happen this week. As for Chima, no one knows where she is at this point. Still unaccounted for. Maybe she's in her own sequestor somewhere in Mexico? You know, until the season is over as to not taint it with her own thoughts on production to the media. Who knows?

Now we find out the Competition was really the Veto comp with HOH as the main prize to be won. In the mix was also a Hawaiian vacation, money, the classic unitard and a phone call from home. We now know Lydia won the Unitard and supposely isn't going to wear it, UH OH, another Chima this week! So this is how Jordan won HOH, a fucking crap shoot contest. Oh well, at least we haters can stop saying she isn't going to win anything.

Oh I know what else she won. FULL ON ANAL SEX WITH JEFF IN THE HOH BEDROOM! You know, so she can remain a "new virgin" until she's married to Jeff later this year.

OHHH the fights begin! Michelle and Jordan are in the Bike room talking about how HOH was THROWN to her by Jeff, I think. They have the door closed and someone tries to come in and then the door swings open. It's Lydia. Michelle is sick of it and yells for Lydia to put on "your unitard BITCH!" Lydia yells back from somewhere in the house and says something about Michelle being "bipolar" wannabe "bisexual" and something about Michelle's husband. Michelle yells something stupid back and then closes the door telling Jordan how Lydia can go fuck herself.

Jordan tries to calm Michelle down and to tell her to remember about Jury votes. Jordan calls her side again "good" and then asks "what is wrong with her" about Lydia. Michelle wants to keep her "monkey" and her HOH stuff upstairs in case Lydia was to try to do something with her stuff. It seems Michelle won the 5,000 dollars and wouldn't mind trading it for the unitard to be the better person.

Now we hear bottles rattling in the other room. It seems Lydia just dumped Michelle's beers and wine bottles from her HOH win. Michelle mocks Lydia for how she lost her beer and then says "where your fucking unitard you CUNT". Lydia tells michelle to go back to being a "scientist" and to a life "where no one cares about you". Lydia then brings up how Michelle drank Chima's "pineapple juice" on purpose and how she betrayed and backstabbed Chima. Kinda part of the game Lydia.

As the yelling gets louder in the kitchen area Jeff comes out from the Pool room, I guess he was trying to take a stupid nap and Russell comes out into the living room with Jeff to see what's happening. Jordan is in the Red room talking to both Kevin and Natalie. It seems Natalie won the phone call from home while Kevin won the money. I guess Michelle was talking about other money she won in the game.

Lydia is screaming for them to vote her ass out this week but Jeff starts getting into it with her telling her how she can't win anything and always comes last in all the comps. Lydia begs to be voted out but then says for Jeff to fuckign keep her so she can pull out a win of HOH and go after them next week. I see Lydia is referring to how Jordan won HOH, by a crap shoot, but I think Jordan made 2 hole in ones with the Golf HOH comp that was suppose to be the veto comp.

Jeff is at first telling, no yelling to Lydia about how they will vote to keep her meaning either Natalie or Kevin leaves this week, WHILE BOTH of them are laying in the Red room, where all this drama is taking place. But then Jeff is fine with Lydia leaving as she claims to never let up this entire week or stay in the house. She also makes it known that she wants Jeff out more than anyone and he says he will win POV and then she says one of his friends can leave because of him. He tells her how she played the game "shitty" and played "every single side".

Jeff makes some speech about how he wants everyone to just get along. They tell Jeff that they are made at him for using the Coup d'etat on Jessie because they weren't after him, they were after Michelle and how he acted on lies when really they were after Jeff but just at a later point in the game.

Lydia wants to talk to Jeff one on one but they all think she's drunk. Russell accuses Lydia of slurring her words and they, meaning Jeff's side of the house all laugh at her as she denies drinking wine. Natalie sticks up for Lydia saying she didn't drink any wine. When Michelle hears she's the target she gets into it by yelling crap and Lydia stands up on her bed shouting back about how Psycho and Bipolar Michelle is and how Michelle is the one playing all sides of the house and making up lies, especially about the one where she supposely overheard Lydia was after Jeff some days ago when she supposely wasn't.

Lydia gets up and marches over to the Diary Room to escape them while Jeff starts talking to Natalie and Kevin. He wants them to talk Lydia "off the ledge" but they both say how Lydia is her own person and can do what she wants. Natalie gets teary eyed talking about how she couldn't pull Chima off the edge and how she and Lydia hated each other most of the game and she has no place to talk her off the ledge.

Jeff starts getting angry trying to maintain order here and wants them to stop doing things to them meaning messing with their personal belongings. He then threatens them how he will "burn" every bed in the house and how he will get out of control too. He starts raising his voice and taking his anger out on Kevin and Natalie who really aren't doing anything. He leaves to go outside I guess and Michelle and Natalie start getting into it.

Natalie makes it known out in the open that Michelle has always been her target and is after her this week. She tells Michelle that "you better get me out this week or I'm coming after you". Then the "crazy" comments come up again and Natalie points out how more than half the house thinks you're crazy and claims many people in the house still believe Michelle is crazy. Which is true. Jeff, Russell, Natalie, Lydia all think Michelle is crazy.

Michelle and Natalie keep going at it and Michelle claims to win POV next week if she's put up and Natalie makes fun of Michelle's POV wins were by default and by chance. Russell chimes in about how he understands Lydia is her own person and that Natalie and Kevin shouldn't be responsible for her. He then talks about how he thought he heard Natalie call him some name and she claims she didn't, he apologizes for thinking she did. Russell then tries to point out how if you both laugh or do something to make it seem like you're supporting lydia's behaviour that they are guilty by default.

Kevin now starts to speak up how that isn't true and Russell is quick to a little bit irritated. Russell makes it obvious without saying it that he doesn't like Kevin and wants him out THIS WEEK! So anyways Kevin tries to say his point but then Russell brings it back to Chima making racist comments about him and then we get FISHIES on the feeds. It seems like Big Brother are trying to block out the racist feeds.

When the feeds come back Michelle and Natalie are both going back at it. Natalie brings up how Michelle gave her word on her "husband's life" and how she claims to uphold "Chrisitan values" but then goes back on her word and is basically a hypocrite, like the rest of us. Michelle continues to defend herself how she went against Chima because of "respect". WHATEVAS! Russell is just so over it and stays in the back rubbing his head and turns to walk away.

Oh and then Natalie tells Michelle how she doesn't have the jury, which if Michelle has her way will be made up of Natalie, Lydia, Kevin and Jessie, that's four votes, four votes to lose the game. I said this some time ago. Michelle going against them at this point was just plain stupid on her part. Had we gone back in time she really should have put up Russell against Chima and let POV figure out how the power shift of the house would go. But NOOOO Michelle had to be selfish and keep Russell when she had the options of teaming up with Kevin later. BITCH IDIOT CRAZY WHORE! Michelle also tells Natalie "you're not winning too bitch". And I guess both are fine without winning the game. LOL!

Jordan tries to chime in about how this game is about backstabbing but then Michelle leaves how she doesn't care about Natalie and Natalie says the same thing back. Natalie again talks about how it is only a matter of time before Michelle leaves and a "straight jacket" is on the other side waiting for her. Jordan leaves to.

Kevin and Natalie are left in the Red Room. Then Kevin says how Natalie did catch her in a lie, I'm guessing the swearing on my husband lie and Natalie talks about how she's caught her in more than one lie. Kevin does say how it is a "mute" point now but Natalie moves back into the house pushing the "Green Room lie". As Natalie waits for the Diary Room Michelle yells from the distance how she lied to Chima, "not you" but really Natalie was included in on that deal. Natalie ends their spat with the crazy comments again.

Seconds later Kevin talks to Jeff in the Bike room. He is now trying to save his game in case he goes on the block. Apparently Jeff and Jordan have told Kevin he is solid but if Russell can get into their heads that Kevin is a threat to them then they could very well backstab Kevin and put him up and out if POV doesn't save him. I will say this Jeff did promise to backstab everyone at some point to get to that money. I kinda hope he does. I want a dirty player in the end, not some "good" person who did nothing to get to the end except have people and America drag him there.

Now Natalie and Jeff have a heated debate in the Bike room about Jeff associating her with Lydia's actions so far this week and the actions to come. But we feed watchers keep getting interrupted by the damn trivia and fish blockage. WHAT THE FUCK ALLISON GRODNER BITCH? When the feeds come back Natalie has moved on leaving Kevin and Jeff to talk. Kevin basically says he won't ditch Lydia but doesn't want to be associated with her actions. Jeff says how he sees Kevin in a good light and Kevin keeps pushing how he's trying his best in this extreme situation and when talks about how Big Brother is the "hardest" reality show to get on we get blocked again on the feeds.

Really? This show is hard to get on? REALLY? It seems Big Brother pulls douche bags like James off the street, get people's agents like Chima to book them on the show! IT AIN'T HARD MUTHA FUCKER, JUST KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

Kevin and Jeff "hug it out" and Jeff tells Kevin "no worries". Next up to talk is Kevin and Michelle. Michelle says she is not angry with Kevin because he hasn't attacked her "mental stability" and made personal attacks... BUT RUSSELL HAS AND HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND NOW. BITCH YOU CRAZY AS HOLY FUCK!

Kevin tells Michelle not to "set" Lydia off but Michelle is again defensive how she didn't start the fire. Michelle seems to think Lydia should be appericative that she wasn't her target when she was HOH but really Lydia's friends were your target so she can be upset if she wants. Michelle walks out of the bathroom as Lydia comes in, still not wearing her unitard. Lydia then runs barefoot around the house looking for something to help her dye her hair pink. Kevin sits down in the bathroom thinking... just thinking.

Natalie and Lydia talk briefly in the kitchen about how Michelle called Lydia a "cunt". Natalie then joins Lydia and Kevin in the bathroom. Kevin doesn't want to confirm or deny that Michelle called Lydia that. Natalie then says how she is going home this week depsite what they say. Now they tell her about Jeff talking about losing his temper so bad that he will get "kicked out". They all laugh as Natalie encourages Lydia to get Jeff out. Kevin is quick to say how he "doesn't condone this".

Natalie says how Jeff talked about his past and doing things that got him in trouble. Kevin says when Jeff started losing his temper earlier that he thought Jeff was going to hit him or something. Natalie wants Jeff to "burn" the beds so he can get kicked out. So do I! Looks like Lydia will keep pushing Jeff's buttons this week. Should be loads of FUN!

Minutes later Jeff tries to laugh with Lydia in the bathroom about her pink hair dye. Kevin says how Michelle was now lying about the "Green Room" conversation and how he knows Michelle talked about wanting to keep Ronnie, which still could have been a lie but still, bitch you lied so just confess that you lied about it. Whether or not it took place in the "Green Room" you lied to Ronnie about giving him hope that he was staying and then was quick to wanting him to leave when you knew the votes were there to evict him, like she said. Whether or not Ronnie deserved the lie but what the fuck was Michelle to expect when she toyed with someone who was on the block? BITCH.

Now Lydia says she will wear the fucking unitard, she has no problem but that Michelle needs to shut her fucking mouth about telling people what to do this week. Kevin says everyone was aware that Michelle shouldn't have said shit about the unitard. Then Kevin talks about how he only created a bond with Jeff/Jordan for his hatred for Ronnie and Michelle. They talk about the idea of getting Jordan and Jeff to turn on Michelle but they all doubt it will happen. Kevin says he will try to see if there's room to work the Michelle angle. That if Jeff realizes that he's aligned with both liars, Michelle and Russell. Me thinks Kevin wants to replace Michelle or Russell this week! GOOD GAME MOVE!

Outside Jordan and Michelle talk. Jordan doesn't know what to say during her Nomination speech and suspects Russell won't do anything this week and how much he needs them now at this point in the game. I guess Russell is no longer an option to be sent home this week.

Inside Russell wants to talk to Jeff in the Pool room. He says about how "this is all bullshit". Jeff thinks he's talking about the whole Lydia thing but Russell says it's something else. How Jeff doesn't know how it's fuckng like- and then we get the fucking feed fishes. I suspect Russell is upset over the terrorist comments but who knows what angle he's working now.

Saturday August 15th Part 2

Around 7pm Michelle talks with Jordan outside. Jordan again mentions how she and Jeff are just friends and DELUSIONAL Michelle mentions something about her and Jeff getting together with her and her husband outside the house to watch football and drink beers. BITCH PLEASE!

Jeff comes outside and talks with the girls on the hammock. About Russell trying to push for Kevin to leave this week and how he tried last week. Jeff also mentions how Russell is upset over the racist comments and Michelle is quick to talk about how that's Russell's new game play tatic. Jordan wants Natalie out this week because Natalie said flat out how she wants Michelle out. Michelle points out how Russell is no longer the target now and how he pushed the target on her.

Jordan jokes about how Michelle got rid of Chima, Jeff got rid of Jessie and now Jordan assumes she's going to get rid of Natalie this week. POV has yet to be played BITCH. Jordan laughs how Lydia will "flip" when Natalie leaves this week. Michelle also jokes about how she is well aware of Russell possibly in the Diary Room making fun of her and how he is suddenly on the right side of the house, how smart he is for doing that. It seems this is our official final 3 but little do Jeff and Jordan know that Michelle and Russell have a final 2 deal.

Natalie waddles past the kitchen making a civil comment to Jeff about something while Michelle takes out the garbage. Jeff and Jordan cook in the kitchen. Lydia is still working on her hair. Russell is in the Pool room by himself and Kevin is in the bathroom, I think.

The only conversation that matters is how Jeff tells Jordan how he wants HIS HOH to go this week. Michelle and Russell can go make out with Jordan's panties all week long because their opinions just don't matter. It's Jeff and Jordan's week.

UH OH! Russell's game would be up this week! Let's find out how! It starts with Jordan and Michelle talking outside about Russell's push for Kevin to be evicted this week. Why is he pushing for it, they wonder. They believe he may be trying to save Natalie as his back up plan in case he wants to turn on them.

Russell walks outside and moves deep into the backyard with both girls watching him. Jordan is quick to say that Russell is "going to turn on us". They just don't trust Russell AT ALL! Jeff is now out there and Jordan is quick to tell him how Michelle told her that Russell wants Jeff out first if they are final four! Jeff is surprised and then mentions how they should maybe get rid of Russell this week instead of Natalie.

But for some reason Jordan keeps going back to Natalie, as if she's a threat or something. Russell WINS competitions, he won FUCKING ENDURANCE BITCH! I hope Jeff and Michelle keep pushing for Russell to leave this week. Michelle will claim innocence gaining Russell's jury vote, Russell will hate Jeff and Jordan this week if he goes and Michelle will be closer to her new husband and wife.

Later Jordan is called into the Diary Room to do her HOH interview. Russell goes over to Michelle in the backyard to find out what Jordan is thinking and Michelle HOLDS BACK information, claiming she had no idea what Jordan is wanting to do. Apparently nominations are until Monday so there's a whole day for Russell to fuck this one up.

Jordan comes out and gets her HOH room. There's some problem with the feeds and we come back to Jordan crying from her letter from her mother. Everything is pretty casual. Lydia so far is the only one that didn't go upstairs to see the room. It's like she's ready to just die in the game for Jessie.

I swear I hope Kevin doesn't go to Jeff/Jordan about the whole Michelle thing. All Kevin has to do is offer to replace Russell in their final four alliance and next week if the power shifts he can jump ship again and fuck over Jeff/Jordan and Michelle, his next big target. I'm now sending this game idea mentally across the feed waves to Kevin's blowfish face.

Later 10pm Jordan is crying to Jeff, about how she wants to leave the game on a good note, doesn't want to talk bad about people, doesn't feel bad about nominating Lydia but feels bad putting Natalie on the block. So Natalie isn't your target anymore? Oh GOD I hope Russell is her new target!

Michelle comes in and ruins the good hearted moment between Jeff and Jordan. GOOD GOING BITCH! Downstairs Kevin tells Natalie that if he wins POV that he is going to pull off and save Lydia. Natalie hopes to win it on her own to get out Michelle next week. They also talk about how Jeff is using Jordan to do his dirty work and it is confirmed upstairs when Jordan thanks Jeff for throwing HOH to her so she could win. Yes he wanted her to get a letter from home and the pictures of her family but he ALSO wanted her to do his dirty work!

Oh SHIT here comes Nerd Herd antics. Jordan wants Michelle to put her picture of her family member in one of the picture frames. It's "their" HOH. I mean yeah it's a nice gesture but literally this is something the Nerd Herd was very much guilty of. Now Michelle starts to cry just a bit because she has someone in the game to "relate" to. PYSCHO gives Jordan like 2 hugs and then admits that Jordan must be thinking "what is wrong with you". THAT'S what we're all thinking PYSCHO CUNT!

As the night continues KISS ASS Russell helps Jordan take her suitcase upstairs to her new home. Up there Jordan gives Michelle a HOH key so they can have co-HOH or "Team HOH". Please bitches, I thought the Nerd Herd was long since dead.

Downstairs Kevin and Natalie talk about working together. It seems Lydia is a lost cause and Kevin and Natalie want to make a new final four deal with Jeff and Jordan. You two could try that shit but it's not going to work. What you should do is hopefully let Lydia go home with, that is if Natalie wins POV on her own, Kevin goes up, everyone votes to keep Kevin, then next week use Russell to backstab Jeff and Michelle with Jeff as the target. The house becomes split once again, 3 vs 3.

Natalie thinks her being loud about wanting Michelle out would want Jordan to keep her around when Jordan wants Natalie out even more now since she is after her newest BFF in the house. Upstairs with Jordan we find out she wants to mind fuck Lydia. By telling her she is going home when Natalie is the real target. WHY LIE BITCH? And these are suppose to be the "good" people upstairs. WHATEVAS BITCH!

Now Michelle is back on how Russell will end up trying to break up Jeff and Jordan after they BELIEVE they get out Kevin, Natalie and Lydia back to back. PLEASE BITCHES. You can't have that much control the rest of the game. But you see Michelle has a final 2 deal with Russell and is trying to put the blame on Jeff or Jordan going home on Russell so that she will get both Jeff and Jordan's vote. SCHEMEING girl... I like it!

WHOA. Michelle now LIES about having any final 2 deal with Russell! BITCH is setting up Russell again! I guess Russell verbally attacking Michelle is not over this season! I LOVE IT! Jeff will soon spill this to Russell once Jordan tells him. I can't wait!

Back downstairs in the Red room Kevin and Natalie, along with Lydia, agree to make up a new lie about Russell and Michelle plotting to take out Jeff. Natalie wants to use Kevin's good hearted non lying persona in this game to help make this lie truth. They want Jeff to believe Kevin over Natalie and Lydia. How they overheard Michelle and Russell talk about taking Jeff out first.

Back upstairs Russell joins them and they discuss Lydia giving Jessie handjobs and white stains on Natalie's sweater. LOL! Russell also talks about how he doesn't want anyone from the other side in his final four. I'm thinking Russell BELIEVES he has all the jury votes if he's up against either Jeff, Jordan or Michelle. It kinda does make sense, if Russell is up against any one of those douche bags then he has the jury, Jessie, Natalie, Kevin, Lydia. That's all he needs. FUCK AMERICA'S VOTE AKA ALLISON GRODNER'S VOTE.

KISS ASS Russell then talks about Jordan's mom being "hot" and how he likes "cougars". Jeff comes out of the Diary Room and heads upstairs. Russell makes a stupid joke about how Jeff was scheming downstairs... OH REALLY! Maybe Natalie's epic lie about Russell could work!

Now Kevin downstairs is getting excited about the new EPIC LIE! The lie is about how Michelle feels like she is the strongest person in the house and how her and Russell both believe they can't win against either Jeff or Jordan in the final 2. About how they want to take out Jeff now because of America's Vote part of the jury. That with Natalie out this week Michelle will be the strongest girl left and next week when Russell targets Jeff that Russell will be the strongest guy next week. OHHH this could work!

Kevin says he will swear on life itself, his boyfriend, his mother, his anything to Jeff how this is true.

OMG! Kevin is FINALLY DOING WHAT I SAID TO DO! He is telling Natalie and Lydia how he will tell Jeff how he wants to replace Russell this week, pretend "betray" Natalie and Lydia, everyone gets out Russell this week or Michelle, depending on POV and next week the house takes out whoever is left from Michelle and Russell team. Kevin will also tell Jeff how Natalie and Lydia are after Michelle only and not Jeff and Jordan, that they are safe until Michelle is out!

Natalie and Lydia agree that if Jeff approaches them about this lie that they will be "fake" angry over at Kevin for backstabbing them or something like that.

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August 16, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Chima Gets The Fuck Outta There!

And it seems we will NOT have our 2nd Very Very Bitter Jury Member. Chima has quit the show, despite what CBS & Big Brother claims. For more information do check out this blog entry.

I'm torn when it comes to Chima. Part of me thinks she should have quit as a big fuck you to Allison and part of me thinks she should have continued on with the game as she could have won POV or had it used on her. But WHATEVAS! It's done. Chima is just another person out there in the world, people far worse than her are out there doing a whole lot worse than her.

And we're done with Chima here. Time to move on.

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Mr. GuyTVBlog's Rant On Why I'm Not Team Jeff/Jordan. For Those Few Wondering And Felt The Need To Voice Their Opinions

A response to those who think I'm "Team Chima".

A Select Few Readers for GuyTVBlog.com's Big Brother 11 coverage write:

"you are as nuts as Chima, Lydia and Natalie."

"I really don't understand why you like her. I personally think this season has been great so far. Either if she quit or got kicked off, she forfeit her stipend and is not on the jury."

"Hey i read your blog daily, but I think you have lost your mind this season. Your crush on team Jesse is so obvious. Chima was and is a complete bitch. She was great until she didn't get her way. Then she went ballistic. The same with Lydia. They need to grow up and remember its a game. Jeff is the smartest in the house plays it cool and strikes when he has to. Why would anyone fault him for wanting to win."

First, I'm only as nuts as Team Jeff followers. Chima wants it known that she did infact quit but it is obvious Allison Grodner is afraid Chima will give her bosses a reason to replace her so they pulled the "we fired her" bullshit. Allison Grodner waits on pins and needles every season to get renewed. Big Brother could be cancelled at any time and this summer the ratings, despite winning their time periods, is drastically down from summer's before.

And my crush on Jessie's BODY has me drinking his steroid free kool-aid. Chima is a bitch to some, but to me she stood up to the bullshit that is Allison Grodner. Yes it's a game but a fixed game. I just do not believe Coup d'etat was preplanned before the game started just like I don't believe the Saving James versus America's Vote Alex bullshit of Season 9. Yes it's a game but a fixed one at that. And don't get me started on Dick and Danielle's fixed season! But I come back because I enjoy the drug that is Big Brother. You know it's bad for you yet you come back year after year.

Jeff is smart by default. He's laid low, not on purpose and then suddenly found people to align with. It was by luck people wanted to use him to get others out. Michelle's pathetic attraction to the "Popular High School couple" is something she most likely went through back in her High School days. I bet there's a once "popular" woman out there who is scared of Michelle. I'm now pushing for a Russell win as the jury will most likely hate Jeff, Jordan and Michelle equally. Russell knows him going up against either of the 3 is a huge win for him.

Now onto my rant. I am usually almost always on Team Villian. Jessie and his goons are considered Team Villian. I personally believe Team Jeff fans are flat out drunk off of Jeff and Jordan Kool-Aid. The same could be said about me regarding Jessie Kool-aid, you see how this works.

I have chosen to see less faults in Team Jessie while you fans of Jeff and Jordan have chosen to see less faults in Team Jeff. One more time, you see how this works? I love certain aspects of Team Jessie that you most likely hate and I hate certain aspects that you Team Jeff supporters love. Again, you see how this works. You should be catching on by now.

I am looking at this season in one way while you look at it in another way. It's the same season, just different opinions and thoughts. I enjoy reading yours through your comments/emails and I hope you enjoy reading mine. It is perfectly fine for me to hate on Team Jeff. In the mix of my crap here on GuyTVBlog.com is indeed updates on what's going on inside the house, my own thoughts on what could happen and my ideas on what should happen.

Let's look back at all the season and which Teams I was part of. You will see I can love almost anyone. Season 2 I was Team Hardy. Season 3 I was Team Danielle. Season 4 I was Team Jun. Season 5 I was Team Drew. Season 6 I was Team Kaysar, James, Janielle but NOT Team Howie. Hated The Nerd Herd. Season 7 I was Team Janielle, James. Season 8 I was Team Jen! Season 9 I was Team Natalie & Adam. Season 10 I was Team Libra & Jessie and I can't believe my 2 favorites went after each other! Season 11 I am Team Jessie and everyone else this current season.. well I just don't care who gets eliminated next but I don't want Jeff to win.

My biggest problem with Jeff is his violent temper and idiotic violent rants that involves blood, head bashing and fire, his and Jordan's use of "Faggot" and "Homo" and "Dyke" and Jordan's self righteous "good" people stance. These are just a few of my many reasons I can't stand Jordan, Michelle, Russell and Jeff. Lydia, Natalie, Chima and Jessie are of course at fault as well for their own behaviour. Let's take Jessie's treatment of women in the house, I do see him using them to some extent and I believe Jessie does indeed need some kind of female help to fix his fucked up idea on how to treat women. But you see I also see Jeff's problem with women. This is something many of you Team Jeff fans are choosing not to see. He could do no wrong in many of your eyes.

You see Jeff reminds me of a family member that is no longer part of our family due to his verbal abuse and violent verbal rants that scared us. I personally see my ex family member in Jeff BIG TIME and I fear Jeff is a completely different person back home. I do see Jeff's good hearted gestures to Jordan, especially this week when he LET Jordan win HOH but I do see Jeff in a whole other light than you see him.

And before you tell me to stop comparing Jeff to my ex family member do know that Jeff has told people in the house how he has a "past" and has done things outside the house that he's not proud of and/or would "scare" us. Some in the house even think he has "mob" connections. Of course who really knows.

I will continue pushing through to the season finale with my updates and if Jeff wins, then so be it. He didn't win any of my money. If Jordan wins then I'll be happy Jeff lost. If anyone else wins I'll be happy that Jeff lost. My dreaded final 2 is Michelle and Jeff. But for some reason, and I've been saying it for some time that I have seen a final 2 that has Russell and Jordan.

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August 15, 2009

Breaking News! Big Brother 11's Chima Reveals What Really Happened And Why She QUIT THE SHOW! FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER!

Examiner.com's excerpt:

"Hi Thomas. Yes, I did in fact quit the show, although there are reports on EW from CBS to the contrary. Big Brother would like everyone to believe I was kicked off for not following the rules, but I went to the producers repeatedly over the past couple of days wanting to leave....wanting out of that house!

As crazy as that house is, the producers NEVER want the world to think or know that we houseguests DO LEAVE when it becomes futile to stay. I lost faith in the show & my ability to remain committed to this game. All of the remaining housemates know I wanted to leave and that is why any conversation concerning me is cut in the live feed because they don't want America to hear the truth about my voluntary departure.

Do you really believe that I would be expelled for tossing my microphone when past houseguests have only been kicked off for violence & threats of violence? You know better, as do I.

It's better that I left. I did what was best for me in this game and that was to leave. When I chose to play & play hard the power I did earn was completely usurped by a game piece never used before in this game and my HOH reign was rendered useless. I have no regrets. As cliche' as it sounds, until the public is a part of a human pressure cooker, then the judgements should cease.

I find it interesting that my personal attacks on Russell have been highlighted, but his attacks on me pushed under a rug. Selective portrayals? I think so. Russell did terrorize the house, especially the women in the house. Why America constantly finds men attacking women okay, yet vilifies the woman defending herself, will always confound me. But what's done is done, now BB fans can find a new woman to hate. I didn't sign up for what I was exposed to & I left gladly. It was the principle of the matter, the $500,000 prize be damned. That's all for now! Take Care..."

I fucking knew it! Chima QUIT THE SHOW! I knew Big Brother didn't want a "houseguest quit" connected to this bullshit season. I knew Chima wanted out of that house, aware of what Big Brother was doing. I applaud her for walking the fuck out. Big Brother is just another reality show that could very well be cancelled later this summer. It's not the biggest thing in the world anymore as Big Brother's across the world are getting cancelled left and right. Chima felt rightfully so that she was shafted to some degree and felt the need to walk out of a situation she wasn't happy with. We all do it, whether it is a relationship or job. Michelle in the house keeps referring to this experience as a "job", so basically Chima hated her bosses and the job at hand and fucking quit.

More power to you Chima! Just keep the racial shit out of your mouth!

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BREAKING NEWS! Big Brother 11's Chima Is Expelled From The Show! She Didn't Put Up With Their Shit So They Kicked Her Out! Jordan New HOH!

Well well well. Chima may have a gag order on her since we have yet to see, read, hear any interviews from her exit. It seems she was expelled, kicked out, sent home by Allison Grodner and friends due to her lack of admiration towards Allison Grodner and gang. I think Chima was just done. She and Jessie had the game in the bag, pushing forward. But this bullshit Coup d'etat was GIVEN to a LOSER in the game and it fucked her alliance royally. Again I would have had no problem with Coup d'Etat had it been WON in a competition as it was won during All Star seasons. But moving on.

Chima, according to an "source" didn't leave so easily. Apparently Allison Grodner called a house meeting and made an ass of Chima telling her she had to pay for the microphone she threw in the Hot Tub and she flipped out not wanting to pay it and was just done. She wanted to WALK OUT of the show at this point, getting up to the Diary Room door, demanding and screaming that it'd be open and finally it was unlocked for her.

She, I'm assuming, went into the Diary Room, was talked down to by the producers and she probably had a "Oh I'm Fired? Fuck You Allison, I Quit" moment. Demand the secret Diary Room door be opened and left the stage to talk to whoever she needed to talk to, I'm guessing a head doctor.

I remember during Season 9 when Natalie, Adam and Ryan were in the kitchen bashing Allison Grodner aware of her fucking with the game to have James win it. They saw this from inside the house, now that's something! This year I believe Chima saw that Allison Grodner was pushing for a Jeff/Jordan finale and was just not having it. She wanted to make her own history making moment this season that would top Jeff's and she has.

People on idiot message boards are yappin about how she'll suffer for the rest of her life in the "media" world... UM.. THIS IS BIG BROTHER, a fucking rigged game show! No one on the outside of Big Brother gives 2 flying shits if you were a former houseguest or you were someone who walked out of a show. I mean give me a break. Chima bashers are just telling themselves this crap to make them feel better about her leaving. The life after Big Brother, well let's just face, no one gives a shit about Big Brother other than the people who make Big Brother. CBS could give a shit about Big Brother, they could cancel it at any given time, they don't extend the contract like they do with Survivor.

People quit Survivor over and over again and still do media work, even All Stars on Survivor walked off the show. NO ONE CARES ABOUT FORMER REALITY STARS WALKING OFF STUPID REALITY SHOWS. Seriously man, it's just Big Brother.

I of course do not defend Chima in all aspects. She made some pretty low blows towards Russell as did Braden to all hispanics, as did Jeff & Jordan to all gay people, as did Casey with his "N" word usage and his BULLSHIT OF HOW HIS "BLACK" FRIENDS LET HIM USE THE WORD, everyone is guilty of something at one point. I enjoyed Chima as a game player, winning comps, creating a solid alliance, her woman power movements and her fighting attitude when racial remarks were not inserted in.

As for the game, Chima is no longer part of this season. She is not a jury member. America's Vote is now replacing her as a "jury member". Jessie is NOT coming back and even if he did he'd be right back out the door if Jeff, Jordan or Kevin got HOH. I expect Russell to win HOH and backstab Jeff now knowing that America is a jury member now and since America loves Jeff, why not send him to the Jury now and let him get his Jury prize through America's shitty vote. Russell is now going to backstab Jeff and will get Michelle to help him do it. They already again fist bumped a final 2 deal.

Right now Michelle's HOH reign is over. Thank God for that! Big Brother is creating another HOH competition happening right now and there's a 50/50 chance the power will stay with Jeff's side or flip back to the other side. Michelle can not play for HOH again.

The feeds could be blocked out until Sunday and if that's the case we all get a mini vacation from Big Brother.

Final thoughts to Chima, LOVE YA! but not the racial side of you.

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August 14, 2009

Big Brother 11 | And So With That Coup d'Etat Twist Jessie "The Body" Becomes The 1st Oh So Very Bitter Jury Member!

Oh man. Had Allison Grodner not given Jeff this power Jessie very well could have made it pretty damn far in this game. History did almost repeat itself with Jessie. He was sent out with America's Vote/Choice. He got in a fight before he left, last year with Libra and this year with Russell. He could have left week 4 had Jeff used his power but ended up being smart enough to wait a week to get out Jessie in week 5 on top of having immunity for himself. And the only thing that would have had history repeating itself would have been Natalie winning HOH to go after Jeff but alas that didn't happen. Wish it did though.

Jessie really should have not helped divide the house this year. It didn't work for him last year and it looks like it didn't help him again this year. He was always the first to be targeted out of his alliances both years. Jessie also should have never treated Jeff and/or Jordan as something beneath him as you NEVER know who will come into power at any given time in that house.

Jessie's arrogance and know it all antics really did fuck him this 2nd year around. His hatred for Kevin really fucked him. Jessie really should have been bisexual in the house to get Kevin on his side. LOL! Oh Jessie, NEVER return to Big Brother, go have a wonderful life in the WWE. Again Jessie, NEVER RETURN TO BIG BROTHER. Back to back seasons is enough, even for us fans of you as a player in the house. NO MORE!

Now this song selected for Jessie goes perfectly with his love for himself, his "narcissus" that he sees when he looks at himself in all those Big Brother mirrors. This is Jessie's song.

And here's Braden, Jessie's 1st week's target, doing his "happy dance" on Jessie getting evicted! Ohh Braden, bitter much? Well seriously, everyone is bitter except the winner of any Big Brother season. Anyways, the video is funny for those who love Braden's Bigot ass and hate Jessie's self loving ass. And something tells me Braden really wants Jessie on his dick, literally! I mean who wouldn't want that!

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August 12, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 5

GuyTVBlog.com Feed Updates Thursday August 6th through Wednesday August 12th Part 2

Thursday August 6th

WHEW! Another busy work day. Gotz to make some money to pay for all this shit! Right now the house dealt with some immature antics in the late midnight hours. Ronnie calling Michelle a bitch, both telling each other they are the ugliest houseguest in the house, Michelle hiding Ronnie's glasses and cap, Ronnie telling everyone about Michelle's secret stash of used cigraettes Casey left behind. Back and forth crap.

I expect Ronnie to leave the house with 6 to 1 votes. I expect Natalie will give Ronnie his one vote for her hatred of Lydia. I also expect Jeff to get Coup d'Shit and being stupid enough to surprise us all by throwing Natalie and Jessie on the block with Natalie leaving this week. But that'd be stupid and I would expect Jeff to do something that stupid.

The live show starts in less than an hour and now we wait to see what happens!

Well, Ronnie was voted out 4 to 3. He left with a bang in his speech going after Michelle. Michelle told him on his way out that she had "no ill will" towards him and he interrupted her by saying "be quiet" and "annnnddd scene". And when he sat with Julie and she played his goodbye messages Michelle was flat out mean right back, which she had every right to be, but don't profess yourself to having no "ill will" when Ronnie leaves BITCH.

During the HOH it came down to Chima, Natalie and Kevin. Chima ended up answering a question against the other two's answers and WON HOH! But I am not happy. Jeff has Coup d'SHIT power and he could totally flip this fucking week for Chima. She is supposely targeting a now very nervous Russell but the person that goes up against him is the kicker. She told Ronnie she would put up Jessie but only because he didn't come to her aid when she was fighting with Russell.

Yet during the live vote all three voted together as if they are all tight still and working together. I would hope Jeff would target Lydia to be evicted this week thus not using the power but I just can't see Jeff NOT using the power. I would not use if Lydia were on the block and Jessie had somehow won POV. But we are playing the "what if" game and I don't feel like playing it right now.

Later Lydia and Michelle SHIT CHAT in the Pool room. Lydia is quick to say how Kevin is not going home. Michelle let's it sit after awhile and then asks Lydia why Kevin is "so safe" and she says because Chima said he wasn't going up. They all talk about how "let them have their week" and how one of us are going to the Jury House. Both talk about Russell kissing her ass and how neither think Russell will be going up. Michelle also talks about how if they did keep Ronnie he would have won HOH and been "terrorizing" them.

She is also happy that America didn't give Ronnie the "wizard" power hence now that he's gone. BITTER PARTY OF TWO, your table is ready. Over in the Red bedroom Jeff and Jordan talk game, mostly about Jeff's new found hate for Russell. WHAT? After keeping him and his ho safe this week now he hates Russell? WHA WHA WHA? Jeff says he overheard Ronnie telling Russell how many things were here and there in the house and info on how to win POV's down the line in the game. He didn't like that. Jeff wants Russell up on that block soooo bad! Does this mean Jeff isn't that after Jessie as most hope?? Is the Diary Room trying to keep Jessie in the house and focus Jeff's hate on Russell? I SURE AS HELL THINK SO!

Ahhhh wait. Jeff is back to wanting Jessie out REALLY BAD. How he is also mad as fuck about Lydia being friends with Jessie again after all he's done. So basically Jeff hates Russell, Natalie, Jessie and Lydia now. He's on a huge rant that if he or his IDIOT girlfriend get put up that he'll go after Natalie and Jessie... with his Coup d'etat power. Well he didn't tell her he actually had it but he hinted he would target them both over Chima. Jeff seriously thinks Jessie will win the jury if he makes it to final 2? WHY? It would make sense to go against Jessie because no one respects his game. Anyways...

Over in the kitchen Jessie still doesn't feel safe. He tells this to Natalie. He sees Russell going up against either Kevin, Michelle or Jordan. Earlier Jeff told Lydia, who already thinks she's up on the block, that "Jordan BETTER NOT go up" but at the same time he doesn't think Jordan will go up at all.

In the dining room Russell sits watching Natalie and Jessie eat while Chima washes dishes. All are happy, well not so much Russell, and Natalie laughs about how "they" all went into their rooms to hide away.

Natalie comes back into the kitchen talking about how Jeff and Jordan are together talking, Kevin and Michelle are talking and she overheard Kevin telling Michelle how he will tell Michelle who he thinks should go home this week. Russell talks here and there trying to get back in his old team that he so wanted to jump ship from and so desparately wants his old home back.

Jordan and Michelle talk in the Red room. Jordan talks about missing her family and how everyone in the house is acting like "assholes". She then gloats about they DID get out an "asshole". She can't understand why Ronnie hated her so much, I would think because she got the best of him. Jordan then wishes "one of us would win, just to be on top for once". Don't worry honey, Allison Grodner made sure your husband won in the game to do some damage. But it is only one week, one person, he can't do anything more than that. Coup d'etat WILL be the reason he goes to the Jury House if he uses it.

Thursday August 6th Part 2

Later in the night Lydia has basically figured out Jeff has the Coup d'etat power. She even told Jeff to his face. Expect that moment to make the show. She used process of elimination to come to that conclusion. He of course denied it. She said how if Jessie, Natalie, Russell or Chima had it that they would have saved Ronnie. That leaves Michelle, Jeff, Jordan, her and Kevin. She knows she didn't get it. Kevin and Michelle don't do much to get it. That leaves Jeff and Jordan. Jeff being the "underdog" thus being the one that has it. She also discussed this with Michelle later in the night who also believes it.

Chima has also made it known that Natalie, Kevin, Jessie, Jeff and Jordan are safe this week. Chima also joked about Kevin hosting the POV ceremony if he doesn't play. Jessie hates that Kevin is safe but has to deal with it since this is her HOH. Natalie is told by Jessie to push for a Lydia and Michelle nomination with intent to get out Michelle this week. Will Jeff use his power to save Michelle, probably. Jeff wants Russell on the block so if Russell isn't on the block then God help us all.

We also find out why Jeff and Jordan are not going up because Chima too thinks Jeff has the wizard power. Chima plans to talk to Russell later and maybe not target him as she stated before and how she won HOH for her BFF's in the house Natalie and Jessie. We also find out Chima and Natalie cried in Ronnie's goodbye speeches yet we didn't see any of that aired. WTF Allison Grodner? Bitch!

Jessie also thinks Jeff and Jordan have the wizard power this week and that if he had HOH that he'd put them both up. Natalie later talks with Jeff and Jordan and basically tells them, mostly him, that if anyone uses it there will be problems in the house. Jeff hints at how if he had it would start some shit in the house. Oh Jeff is sure going to use it this week. This conversation also has Jeff revealing how he knows he's safe this week. Natalie has to be aware Jeff has it now, if she doesn't she's an idiot.

Later in the night Russell pleads his case to not be nominated to Chima. Downstairs Jeff, Jordan and Michelle are all pissed that Russell has flipped sides again. Hopefully Russell becomes a bigger target in Jeff's eyes than Jessie. Russell and Chima hash it out but the "terrorist" comments have yet to surface, even though Russell knows she said it he has yet to use it against her. Both also don't understand why Jessie keeps harping on Kevin and everything and anything he does. How he was "attacked" in the HOH room by Jessie regarding his actions this past week. They both want Jessie to stop it with Kevin and believe Kevin handled Jessie's verbal "attack" well. WHATEVAS!

Friday August 7th

Chima, Jessie and Natalie talk in the HOH room around 3 am in the morning. The feeds have been cut most of the midnight hours, not sure why, probably Jordan talking about people that didn't sign waviers. Chima is intent on putting up Russell and making sure he goes home. Natalie and Jessie try to show Chima that Russell should stay for the "numbers" aspect and how Ronnie was sent packing only because Russell was "jealous" of Ronnie, Jessie, Natalie and Chima's bond and how Russell needs to be sent home because of it but then also remain to go after the rest of the house. Natalie talks about how she wanted to call out Michelle on the live show when she talked about the house being divided. Jessie hints how we have to assume the rest of the house is aligned together and how last week we ate one of our own and now this week we're doing it again.

Morning has come and gone. Chima has told Kevin that Russell is her target and if he plays POV that he needs to play hard to make sure no one else goes home if Russell were to win POV.

Jeremy Piven, the actor, visited the Big Brother house but it was of course blocked on the feeds. YEAH RIGHT, 24/7 COVERAGE BITCH! Jeremy Piven and his whore of a new movie were to be part of the Have Not comp. After the comp was finally over we find out Jeff, Michelle and Lydia are Have Nots. It's about time Jeff and Lydia got a taste of that slop shit.

When the feeds came back Jeff was bitching about "she" and cursing. Seems like Lydia was upset and he made a comment about everyone acting like 4 year olds. Jeff snapped here and there but then joked around later. He basically did what Jessie did when Jessie was on slop. Jeff tried to say he was mostly upset about "losing" a competition, I guess to play it off how he never wins anything, hence the Coup d'etat thing.

Later Jeff talks with SUPER PARANOID Russell in the Have Not bedroom. It seems Russell won 10,000 dollars and some other people won the chance to see the movie in the HOH bedroom. Russell is already going after Jessie by saying "did you see what Jessie is doing" and how Jessie said he wouldn't give Russell a "vote" because he won some money. OH MY GOD RUSSELL SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jeff plays along like he's interested in Russell but secretly last night Jeff called Russell a two faced douche bag scum bag to Jordan. Jeff really doesn't want anything to do with Russell and will of course hear him in case he wins POV and can not be affected by the "wizard" power. Jeff does offer for Russell to "come full FLEDGE with me" and Russell is quick to talk about how "they all betrayed me" meaning Jessie, Natalie and Chima. WHATEVAS!

Russell wants to come on Jeff's "team" to be like a big "fuck you" to all of them and pick them off one by one. Um.. sure, yeah, UM OKAY RUSSELL. They did shake hands AGAIN meaning they are working together again. Russell goes back to how he needs to win POV and Jeff says if he wins he would take Russell off with POV. WHAT?

They shake hands AGAIN about how if Jeff takes him down with POV that Russell better not fuck him after this. Um sure, BEST FRIEND 'TILL THE END. This time a small whatevas!

Russell's paranoia builds quickly as he thinks someone is listening in on their conversation. Jeff, now effected by the paranoia, gets up on the Have Not furniture to look through the hole to see if anyone is in the other room. He laughs jumping off. Russell wants his "super killer team" to be him, Jordan and him. WHERE'S MICHELLE?

Well Michelle LITERALLY walks in the second after Russell says this. Jeff kinda agrees but not really. Michelle thinks she is in a super alliance with herself, Jordan and Jeff. Russell leaves and the talk turns to Lydia and her childish behaviour and how Jeff can't take it. He mentions nothing about Russell. DAMN IT.

Minutes later Russell is laying in the Red bed as Lydia passes with Russell making a comment about Michelle yapping in the room and how he "hates" Michelle. OMG! Seconds later Jordan comes into the Red room and hugs Jeff from behind. He talks about being pissed off still and Jordan offers to give her up spot to watch the movie so SORE LOSER JEFF can fucking watch it! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK!

Jeff says "no" kindly though. She again offers to ask them to give him the movie. Jeff talks about how Jordan said "five things you could get punched in the face for". WOW! The crazy thing is you never know if someone is playing or not when they say shit like that in this super hyper sensitive world. I have dealt with abuse in my circle of family and friends so to me that would be a warning sign. Anyways...

Jordan takes a seat and has to listen to Russell talking about how people are "jealous" he won and are suddenly "mad" at him. OH MY GOD! Russell talks about people being jealous! I sure as fuck can't wait to find out how much America loves Jeff for giving him that power and how America doesn't love him enough to give him SQUAT SHIT!

Later Russell stays in his bed thinking how the world is turning against him. Jeff comes walking by and Russell holds his hand out to catch it and hold it, slapping it, whatever the fuck straight men do when they are TIGHT together. They both head into the Pool room to talk. Russell talks about how he's worried about Michelle and Jeff tries to get Russell and Michelle to "work it out". Russell tried to bash Michelle before Jeff said that. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT JEFF, You can't control Russell's hatred of the jealous that he only sees that the entire house has against him.

Later outside Russell is talking with Jeff. ATTACHED at Jeff's hip. Bashing Chima and his old alliance and how he wants her out more than anything. Russell talks about how it is a "personal" thing with him and how they "fucked him" when HE FUCKED THEM. I did forget to mention that Chima did admit there was a plan to backdoor Russell week 2. Russell talks about how he has "no one" and how Jeff is his only alliance. Jeff talks about how Russell's word is "good to me".

Russell plays the victim to Jeff. Russell wants Jeff to get Michelle for him and Jeff says how she is "weird" and goes where the power is at. Russell is begging for Jeff to work Michelle over for him since he knows he can't do it alone. Michelle is DONE with Russell. Jeff also thinks he won't get final with Chima, Jessie and Natalie in the house. He keeps talking about making a "power move".

Upstairs in the HOH room Jordan is talking with Chima. Chima told Jeff that she wanted to talk to Jordan AND Jeff after the Have Not competition but it seems only Jordan is up there talking. Natalie is there to, not sure fucking why. Jordan does sell out Russell and how she doesn't trust him at all. Both agree Russell lies about "stupid stuff" and how he will lie about everything and "you".

It seems Jessie is there too. All three have told Jordan that Russell called her "dumb" and how he lied to her about them three coming after her when infact they are not. She is afriad to confront Russell because he will lie and it will cause another giant fight.

Ohhh Jordan is onto Russell. Saying how had she won he would be "up my butt" and telling her how he wants Jessie and his gang out. Well he's already doing it downstairs thinking he's going on the block and he's "up her butt" now because he's already working votes to stay if he's put on the block.

Downstairs Jeff is already working the angle of who Russell would vote out if Jessie and Natalie were on the block. It looks like Jeff WILL play out Coup d'etat this Thursday. Russell says Jessie because it is "personal" how Jessie was complaining how much Russell won.

Upstairs in the HOH Chima wants Jordan and Jeff to see that getting Russell out this week benefits everyone. How Russell is a threat to win things in the house but Jeff hearing that could be an advantage for him as he will be safe with Russell all the time. That is until Russell gets jealous of Jeff's love from America.

Natalie then chimes in how stupid it would be for someone to use their power if not only to save themselves from the block. Basically if anyone who is not on the block fucks with the HOH and does what they want that people will be pissed. YES THEY WILL. Not at first. I know at first everyone will love Jeff for taking out Natalie or Jessie but soon after the jealously will build and the hatred for Jeff will build, especially if he is allowed to play in HOH after that power move. He better fucking sit out with Chima after "over throwing" the HOH. If he gets to play again and losses expect a house hatred attack driven by Lydia and Russell to take out Jeff the next week. Again it all depends on who wins HOH this Thursday.

Back to the HOH talk. Jordan tells them how Russell told her that Chima told him that she was putting him up. Chima is PISSED because she can't do that, you can't tell the people you're nominating due to the fact of the element of surprise after the actual nomination ceremony. This is another lie they have caught Russell in, well supposely. Somehow Russell also knew Lydia was going on the block, that either Chima told him or someone else told him. Jessie tells Jordan that "we never had any intention" on going after you or you would be going up but Jordan always thinks there's some backdoor plan for her and Jeff. She never feels safe.

Now the feeds are cut for the nomination ceremony. Like we didn't already know who's going up. Russell and Lydia.

Friday August 7th Part 2

Let's play KETCHUP real quick. Jessie has basically figured out Jeff has the power and is paranoid about it but at the same time is just like "fuck it" and "I'll take one for the team so that you both can get further", hey says this to Chima and Natalie. They don't believe it will happen.

All three have figured out the power lies with Jeff, well Natalie still doesn't want to accept it or believe it. Chima is already getting pissed that if her HOH is over thrown and Jeff gets to take BOTH her nominations down and put up 2 new ones that she's going to FLIP THE FUCK OUT ON LIVE TELEVISION! She's going to get up, cuss a storm, probably get Jeff's face {I'm hoping}, this girl is going after Jeff like there's no tomorrow, she's also going to go against the show on LIVE television and just act a fool that she got played this week.

I can already picture the Diary Room trying to calm her down that she was at least safe from the power all week long and that she didn't have anything to worry about and how she could still win the grand prize. BLAH BLAH BLAH! She also boasts about how her live moment will make TMZ.com's website of best reality show moment.

Later downstairs Jeff is talking with Jessie and Natalie about random shit. They both go outside and SUPER AS FUCK PARANOID Russell is quick to ask what did you guys talk about and did you tell them about us and they want me out... OMG it's so tiring how much Russell is paranoid. How soon before he turns on Jeff, I would say mid next week after his jealouly brews over American loving Jeff over him. Jeff does infact tell Russell that "they both want you out" and that he can't do anything unless he has POV. Jeff is really working the angle of turning Russell officially against Jessie and Natalie.

Jessie and Lydia have loads of fun playing pool outside. She's smiling and laughing and loving every moment of it. If Jessie is aware that he could go on the block he better start getting Lydia to work the votes for him to stay.

If the week plays out as predictable then Jeff uses Coup d'etat to put up Jessie and Natalie. That leaves 5 people to vote. To Evict Jessie. Russell, Kevin, Jordan. To Evicte Natalie. Lydia and Michelle. But then who the fuck knows who will vote if Jeff doesn't try to gather the votes before the live show with his round about line of questions. He already has 2 votes to take out Jessie, Jordan, Russell and Kevin. That's all he needs.

Saturday August 8th

Just around midnight Russell and Michelle had a calm discussion turned low toned argument about the epic he said/she said "Chima is going to backdoor you" comment that started all the fights Monday night. Russell is still trying to save his rep in the house by labeling Michelle as the sole liar when half the house is well aware Russell is an epic liar himself.

After Michelle gets upset with Russell trying to get her to admit something she feels she didn't do she tells Russell "fuck you" and starts to make her way inside. She did mutter how she was going to get Chima but then when both Jeff and Russell told her not to get Chima, she only heard Russell say it and told him again "fuck you". I did forget to mention Jeff was outside to witness this fued and apparently sided with Russell after Michelle went to "hide" upstairs. So much for the Jeff, Jordan, Russell, Michelle alliance everyone wanted to happen. I sure as hell didn't want it to happen because I knew this alliance would implode thanks to Russell.

Jeff also is getting pissed thinking that last "fuck you" was directed at him when it really wasn't. Minutes later Jeff goes inside to talk to a sleeping Jordan about the Russell/Michelle mini baby tiny fight. Jeff tells her how Michelle's going "crazy", explains the "fuck you" comment that he says "better not have been for me" crap. OH HOW DARE ANYONE TELL JEFF FUCK YOU! Jordan then asks Jeff if he has the mystery power and he says "I wish".

You see all this started when Lydia yesterday made some comment about wanting Jeff out after his rude as fuck behaviour after the Have Not comp. Michelle mistook the Lydia "comment" as her suddenly wanting Jeff out and tells Natalie later over a chess game. Natalie then tells Jessie who tells Lydia who denies it and then tells Jeff/Jordan about it and how she never said it and then confronts Michelle gently about it and it turns out it was a misunderstanding but this little rumor that Michelle started caused a bunch of little spats between Natalie and Jessie and created a dominio effect to the other night happenings mentioned above.

Upstairs in the HOH room Natalie and Chima SHIT CHAT about Jessie being paranoid about Jeff using the mystery power to take him out. They don't SEE THAT JESSIE IS IN TROUBLE. They are fucking idiots thinking there's nothing to worry. Michelle barges in talking about how Russell is being an "asshole" and trying to get her into another fight. Natalie is quick to say she got in a "big fight" with Jessie, which it wasn't and how she's "done" with Jessie again. WHATEVAS!

As Michelle tries to explain what's HER PROBLEM Natalie chimes in and interrupts making it about HER AND JESSIE! Wow, SHUT THE FUCK UP NATALIE! This isn't about you! Chima says "my gut tells me Jeff has it" meaning the "wizard" power. Natalie doesn't believe it but then all agree if Jeff had it that Jeff would use it and how he's making comments about other people going to the jury house.

Chima calls Jeff a "dumb mother fucker" for taking Russell off and how Russell will beat Jeff in everything later in the game. Chima says Jeff is a "dumbass" for taking off Russell this week and how she will be after him next week hardcore, the best way she can, through her friends.

These three ladies talk about creating an TWAT ALLIANCE leaving Lydia out and I guess Jordan out. Michelle calls Jeff's behaviour of sitting in the background "fishy" and how Russell set up the pool game where this fued happened to talk to her and get her to admit to something she feels she didn't do.

Now Natalie talks about how Lydia supposely said Michelle is a "bitch" for going up to talk to Chima before the nominations. They all talk about how Lydia will be in any man's HOH and how she will cry to anyone. Michelle knows her and Lydia are "done" when she revealed she talked to Natalie.

Downstairs Jordan tries to sell Michelle's good intentions to him but Jeff is just DONE with Michelle and bashes her but Jordan tells Jeff not to trust Russell but Jeff wants to take out Michelle once he "takes care of buisness" meaning using the power this Thursday to take out Jessie or Natalie.

Back upstairs they talk about what will happen if Jeff has the power and uses it. They talk about if Russell wins POV that when he takes himself off that Jeff will use the power then and hopefully leave Lydia up there. Chima says she did tell Jeff to his face how she wants Russell to leave. They all assume Jeff will not be able to replace the nominees but then they think maybe he will be able to replace them. She would want to take out Jordan for fucking with her. But that's NOT going to happen.

Chima is back to wanting to drop f bombs and warning Big Brother she is going to be pissed the entire rest of the show and "lose my shit on national tv". She is ready to be kicked out for America and Big Brother fucking with her game. "She says if they fuck with me... I will lose my shit on National TV". Michelle agrees to flip the fuck out too. Natalie says Ronnie says that power is the Coup d'etat and how it makes sense when Julie asked "whoever has the power needs to stand up now". Both tell Chima that this week is just about you being safe then. She still hates her HOH being fucked with.

Chima yells how she will "sabatoge" the entire hour if they gave this power to Jeff or to anyone who fucks with her HOH. Jeff is definitely going to make some good enemies when he pulls off this STUPID power move. Right now he doesn't have a target on his back, AT ALL. When he does this he will have Chima, Natalie{if Jessie leaves}, Michelle. Lydia was hoping Russell would leave but is happy nonetheless she is safe. Kevin will be happy Jessie is gone. Russell will be grateful at first but then be jealous of Jeff soon after for America giving him so much power for not doing a damn thing for 5 weeks except play the victim. Russell WILL turn on Jeff, believe it!

WHOA! Back the fuck up! Kevin joins the HOH gang and here Michelle reveals how she and Russell had a final 2 deal last week and how it is now over.

Also, sometime in the middle of all the HOH chat they come down for a break. Russell is walking around on his high and mighty horse and soon finds Jessie, Lydia, Natalie and Michelle in the bathroom, kitchen area. Russell starts laughing and making little comments about Michelle. Something stupid and little.

He then calls Michelle "psycho" and goes on to tell HIS side of the pool game fued to Jessie but Michelle, who he knows is in ear shot distance, comes over and starts to defend herself but Russell is quick to tell her "shut up, shut up, I'm not talking to you". He attempts to raise his voice when he does this.

She doesn't like Russell attacking her "mental stablility" and he is quick to tell her she's crazy, needs her pills, meds. He keeps "slandering" her and she doesn't want that and he keeps saying how he's not talking to her. Russell then goes on to tell his side to Jessie and she interrupts and he interrupts her again.

Michelle stands up and says "you're not talking to me because I'll tell the truth" and he calls her "dumb" for her pretty dead on comments about Russell not wanting her to talk to reveal truths about Russell. Jessie walks away, Lydia stands in the kitchen. She's pissed the 2 people that hate her in the house are calling her crazy. She tells Russell he needs to "start respecting women" and he claims he does but that she's "crazy". Natalie comes over to comfort her and Michelle talks about how she knows it's a game and she isn't going to let Russell get to her.

Expect during the morning hours that Chima will get in Russell's face again in defense of Michelle. That should be fucking AWESOME!

Saturday August 8th Part 2

Morning has come and gone. Russell got his wish. Jessie did NOT play in the POV. Russell had houseguest choice as he wanted and he picked Jeff. Jessie's shot at immunity was GONE. Chima picked Natalie and Lydia picked Kevin. The POV comp had to do with eggs and them wearing chicken costumes. Kevin WON POV! But only by 20 seconds! Not sure who came in 2nd, all I know is Russell LOST!

After the comp Jeff told Russell that he's still "safe". Kevin is afraid to use the POV on Lydia because he's scared he would then become an option for the "wizard" power of being sent home. Remember if Jeff uses his powers only HOH and POV holders are safe from eviction.

Russell continues to toy with Jessie by pulling him into the storage room and asking him to rally votes for him to stay. After Russell leaves the storage room Jessie's like "you fucked me" and "why should I help you". Jessie is PISSED Russell didn't give him a chance to play for POV this week.

Kevin talks with Chima and wants a new alliance that includes Jessie, Lydia, him, Chima and Natalie. A power of five. Michelle is not mentioned. Lydia is fine staying on the block if she has the votes to stay. They all just worry about the "wizard" power. Natalie did tell Lydia who all joined the HOH coversation that she will put aside all their fights and arguments and agree to vote out Russell.

Downstairs Lydia ends up chatting with Russell and Russell tries to start shit between Lydia and Chima again. Getting lydia to remember how Chima called you a "whore" in the house and basically to go after her when he is saved by Jeff later this week. Does it work? Who gives a fuck.

Later Michelle and Jeff finally talk. They seem to work out whatever is wrong between them and Michelle uses this chat to turn Jeff against Russell. Did it work? I don't give a fuck because Michelle will not target Jeff next week if he saves Russell showing Michelle that Jeff values Russell over her. Nothing like a woman SCORNED! UH OH! Michelle then tells them that her only alliance is with Jeff and Jordan. No one else.

Later Jessie is venting to Chima and Natalie about not being picked for HOH. Here we find out Russell almost won but lost by 20 seconds to Kevin. Jessie can't believe Russell did that. Here we also find out Jessie's chat with Russell in the storage room. Russell tells Jessie to push Chima to put up Jeff, meaning for Jeff to have reason to use the "wizard" power.

They all talked about how Jeff HAS the "wizard" power. How Jeff was called in three times into the Diary Room earlier today before POV and twice after POV. Why is Jeff getting called in so many times if he's just another regular houseguest. What's funny is Big Brother cuts off the feeds as I type this because they continue to talk about how stupid Big Brother is by calling in Jeff so much.

They all figure out how Russell is trying to work the angle of having Jessie and Chima push for/put up Jeff or Jordan to force them to use the power to save themselves and Russell and putting up 2 people from Chima's side and BLAH BLAH BLAH. It ain't going to work Russell! They are onto your bullshit "smarts". They are not going to give Jeff another reason to use the power against them.

Chima says now that if POV is used for whatever reason that Michelle goes up as a pawn, Jeff and Jordan DO NOT go up and if Jeff uses his power to fuck with the HOH then they all have reason to attack him the rest of the game.

Jessie's last attempt is to talk to Jeff and talk about how they've never been in a fight, that Russell is the reason why they might be going after each other and how not getting out Jessie is the greatest move this week. Will Jeff care? No. For some DUMB reason Jeff thinks if Jessie makes it past this week that he'll somehow just win the game.

Sunday Auguust 9th

OH MY GOD i'm so fucking tired as fuckk. Drinkin g with friends. I see Jessi e is druink too. Awesomeballsac! will update later todya when I wake the fck uop.l

The entire day has been pretty mellow. I mean Chima and Russell did fight again, a tiny fight, she finally called him a "terrorist" again but this time she made a reason for calling him that, how she "terrorizes people in the house". She kept repeating it but he kept calling her a racist and how he's glad all of America got to see her be a racist, especially after her rant week one.

Russell is super friends now with Jeff and Jordan but to the point of being non stop paranoid with them, so much that both Jeff and Jordan are aware of his odd behaviour. Russell even told Jordan he wants Jeff to win, Jordan to win 2nd place, that he already voted to evict Jordan the week Casey left, that he will be upfront about backstabbing them both to get the money yet wants them both to win as well, he says all this while drunk late at night. Will Jeff still be an idiot to use the power? Of course, he's been power hungry now for five weeks and will use it just because he's been waiting to make his own power move.

Other than that the day has been quiet and boring. Kevin is aware of Russell's behind the scenes crap of trying to start fights between him and Lydia regarding him not using POV on her. Jessie is tired of Russell. Him flipping on Chima, Natalie and Jessie are so apparent that all he does now his hang around Jordan and Jeff ALL DAY LONG.

I really don't want Jessie or Natalie to leave this week, I wish Jeff would just let Russell go. But he won't. Jeff is a hypocrite. He's basically treating Russell like Ronnie and keeping Russell because Russell will help him, sort of how last week when Chima, Jessie and Natalie fought to keep Ronnie because he's there to help them. Last week they also wanted to keep Ronnie in the house as a target they could hold in front of them, same with Jeff, he wants the house to take out Russell next week over him. But what Jeff doesn't realize is how Russell could win POV and next week if him, Jordan or Russell do not win HOH that either him or Jordan leave thanks to his actions of Coup d'etat.

Monday August 10th

What's to say? The house has been pretty boring. Jeff, Jordan and Russell hang out with only each other. Chima bashes Russell to anyone willing to listen all day in the HOH room. Jessie and Natalie, along with Lydia, have fun all day. Most of them sleep all day. The house is just quiet. The quiet before the storm that is Jeff Coup d'etat.

POV ceremony came and went, Kevin did not use it in fear that he would be giving up POV to Lydia in case the "wizard" used their power Thursday night. I know, Kevin is safe regardless but sometimes you never know with this dame game. Everyone seems to think Jeff should play for HOH next week, even after he over throws it with his HOH-like powers. I mean he's not really HOH when he uses his power but I mean come the fuck on. If he, Russell or Jordan don't win HOH expect that pathetic mutha fucker to go up on the block thanks to his power starved move he's been waiting 5 weeks to play. Oh if his team doesn't win HOH oh his flat ass has a spot waiting in that nomination chair. Even if Michelle wins HOH she will be forced to put him up by the rest of the house. She can only promise him to save him with POV but really, with Jeff gone Michelle has a better chance at the money. I just want Jeff in the jury house the week after Jessie goes.

If history does indeed repeat itself then I see Natalie winning HOH next week. Big Brother TV Gods, make it happen.

Tuesday August 11th

Wow guys and gals. I'm sorry but the house is SOOOO BORING! Russell is trying to get Jeff and Jessie on an all boys alliance to take out Chima's proposed girl's alliance. Not gonna happen. Other than that.. who gives a fuck.

I kinda want Jeff to use the Coup d'etat to flip the house back into hardcore game mode. Today Jeff drank a sip of some HATEORADE! Big Brother did what they always do, used it as a chance to give him another day of slop to keep him pissed off and keep him upset longer into the week so that he will use the Coup d'etat.

If Jessie goes then so be it. I just want another week of pure drama! I will honestly just be floored if Russell, Jeff or Jordan win HOH. I sooo want Jeff to pay next week for using Coup d'etat. This cast needs to show other future casts and show producer Allison Grodner that if you use this power, A POWER GIVEN TO A PATHETIC PLAYER ON BEHALF OF ALLISON GRODNER, that you GO HOME or GO TO THE JURY because of using it. I so want Jeff to roll over and die in the game as Laura did knowing the house hates him for saving Russell to take out someone they ALL GET ALONG WITH, Jessie! Jeff is just jealous of Jessie, he keeps saying Jessie a threat to win the game, EVEN I KNOW JESSIE CAN'T WIN THIS JURY OVER, how stupid is Jeff? He's just a gigantic idiot. He really should be letting Russell aka Ronnie 2.0 go this week.

Wednesday August 12th Part 2

Tonight the cast had a secret party for all making it to the Jury House. The Have Nots this week were allowed to drink and eat food, music was played, dancing, we'll never know how fun or lame the actual party was.

Afterwards it seems Jordan is finally coming around on wanting to keep Jessie around. Not sure Jeff will listen to her. Michelle also had a Diary Room leak where she KISSED ASS in Lydia's goodbye speech, talking about how good of a friend she is when really she wants her out after Jessie leaves.

Earlier today the cast did some pretty fun HOH photos, this time Russell left out of them.

Later after the Jury party Chima and Kevin are FOR SURE aware that Jeff has the "wizard" power. Apparently they say he was called into the Diary Room DURING THE FUCKING PARTY! That on top of other reasons they are for sure he has the power. Both are now preparing for Russell to stay with Jeff using the "wizard" power.

Big Brother is also not going to show Thursday's episode "live" because of Chima's threats to blow up on National TV. They want to edit the "live" show to cut out her rants and verbal insults. I would expect another reason is Jeff would fuck up his power over and over and over again causing them to reshoot the "suprise" announcment over and over and over. Jeff is like "wha? That's not what my power does? Then what does it do dood?"

The backyard is also on lockdown until Tomorrow's live show. Upstairs Lydia, Kevin and Chima grow tighter, with their talk of missing Ronnie, wanting Jeff out first over anyone else, still thinking Russell is leaving this week. Talk turns to "final 2" deals and Chima AGAIN tells Kevin "no offense" that she wants a woman to win. She says she would mad if Jeff or Jordan "won" because "they are not really playing" and wouldn't mind if Michelle won the game.

She would also hate being the 2nd member of the Jury. All three still believe they will be part of the final 5 with Jessie and Natalie. Little do they know they are going to lose a member this Thursday.

Around 9:30pm Russell is trying to trick Michelle into voting for him, how he already has Jef fand Jordan's vote when Jeff TOLD HIM not to tell anyone he had them. Russell also claims that he has Natalie's vote as well to stay. Michelle isn't sure to trust him and listens him out. It's good that she is pretending to give a fuck since Russell will be saved thanks to Jeff tomorrow. Just OMG I literally can't stand Russell anymore, I can't stomach his game play anymore. FUCK YOU JEFF FOR SAVING HIM!

OHHH SHIT! Upstairs in the HOH room Lydia is using Playdoh to make Russell's fucked up ears. She already made one and is working on the other. Chima laughs at the look of it. They also talk about people voting on the "wizard" power. Chima calls all the women who voted for Jeff to win the power "bitches". I'LL CALL THEM THAT TOO, FUCK YOU BITCHES!

Minutes later Jessie and Russell are fighting. It seems Jessie laughed... OH SHIT i'll fill you guys in later after i find out all the facts.

Michelle ends up leaving a toe to toe fight between Jessie and Russell. Neither are standing down and spewing all their DRAMA. Jordan and Michelle head upstairs, Jordan is rushing upstairs. Natalie is already up there filling in Lydia, Kevin and Chima about the fight and how it started. Jordan and Michelle SPILL how Russell is working everyone and telling everyone he has the other person's vote to stay.

Jordan and Michelle tell Natalie how Russell is going to fuck with her mind to get a symphathy vote from her, has Jeff and Jordan's vote and was trying to get Michelle's vote. Michelle talks about how they are having their "alpha male" fight. Natalie wants to go downstairs and give Jessie a "support" in his side. Jordan asks where Jeff's at.

Michelle then talks about how Russell called her "co co" this morning and how Jessie supposely egged Ronnie on dumping a bucket of water on Michelle but Jessie claimed it never happened but was talked about and how he laughed. She says Jessie then pointed out how Russell was flat out in Michelle' face yelling at her.

Downstairs Natalie is informing Jeff and he seems interested and both make their way to the Pool room where they are fighting... let's say WERE FIGHTING.

Now Russell and Jessie are laughing, hugging, pushing each other like MEN DO, talking casually, Jessie laughing hard. Natalie walks to the door and listens and hears them acting like that. She tells Jeff they are no longer fighting and he turns around telling Natalie "to be honest I don't really care anymore".

Back upstairs Jordan is talking about how SICK AND TIRED she is of Russell. How she pretends to sleep when he's there. Jessie came in to point out Russell's bullshit that Michelle was being fed. She says she is a big girl and can handle Russell's bullshit.

Natalie pokes her head into the Pool room and Jessie tells her to come in. She is expecting a fight but sees them sitting on a bed MAKING OUT! Just kidding, they are talking calmly mixed with laughs. She then talks about how Russell "fucked us" by sending Ronnie out last week and he takes it personally just a bit but Jessie calms him down and they all just talk out their crap.

Back upstairs Chima tells the room how she's sure Michelle wants out Russell and Michelle agrees. Kevin wants to easedrop on the "fight" they think is still happening. Kevin talks about getting a new hoodie to easedrop. Jordan is back to talking about how Jeff and her are annoyed with Russell and how Russell moved into the Pool room to be closer to them.

Here Chima reveals talked to Big Brother and how Chima can't "talk" when things are happening downstairs during the live show. They all joke now about Lydia telling everyone how she's a pawn and how Russell is going home.

Kevin is back upstairs telling them they are both talking calmly about their differences and how Russell feels "left out". Chima calls out Russell's mixed emotions tatics. Jordan sees it and talks about how Crazy he is. Michelle and Lydia agree. They all talk about how none of them want to be in the Jury House with Russell next week.

Michelle and Jordan are hating on Russell. Jordan doesn't want to go back down there and be "trapped". Lydia tells Jordan how "nice it is" for you to finally be up here. Jordan smiles big and loves the welcome feeling. Chima points out how "none of us are playing the game dirty like he is". Oh wait until Jeff plays DIRTY!

What's good about the HOH chat with Lydia, Kevin, Chima, Jordan and Michelle is they all hate Russell even more now and when Jeff saves him they are all going to redirect their anger at Jeff and wonder WHY? WHY HIM? Jordan now says she thought the fight was between Jeff and Russell.

Kevin and Jordan talk about Russell always backtracking on the personal stuff he's said but Michelle is like "oh he fucking means it". Jordan says Russell almost had her last night when he talked about how he saved her and Jeff last week. They tell Jordan Russell had no intention on going after them and had "options" in the house and how he used that week to gain "trust" to "hold it over your heads" had you come into power... WHICH IS NOW HAPPENING with Coup d'SHIT.

Now they LAUGH HARD about Russell's bullshit lies. How Jeff drives a "camery" car and how suddenly Russell drives one. Jeff believed it but Jordan was laughing saying "like no Jeff, he doesn't". They talk about Russell fixing himself to connect with everyone, Lydia points out how Russ talked about getting a tattoo. Jordan is just having loads of fun with the Russell bashing.

They now talk about their Playdoh creations downstairs being destroyed by Russell. Jordan asks why Russell "acts" all the time. She calls Russell's lies "stupid lies". They now talk about Russell lying about one of his sisters and how she didn't want to be part of the show, the one he lied about to connect with some of the housguests.

Now they talk about his lies on his jobs he's had and how none of his job stories are matching up and how his bike injury recovered wasn't as long as he said and how he lied about having a "concusion" a week or so ago when he hit his head in the pool.

Downstairs both Russell and Jessie talk about how they are both fucked. Russell leaves and if the "wizard" power is used then Jessie leaves. He's fine with leaving and how he'll get drunk and wait for Russell the following week. Both claim they are not pissed at each other and Jessie finally leaves the room.

Natalie is now in the HOH room spilling what the calm chat between Jessie and Russell was about. How Russell says he never lied to them and never talked bad about them behind his back and if anyone says he was that they are lying. Jordan is hearing this! Lydia then reveals how Russell talked about how he has the balls to put up Jessie and Natalie the week Ronnie went home but how he wanted Ronnie out more.

Natalie just reveals everything Russell said to them. Jordan the reveals how Russell told her he had Natalie's vote but not to talk to her, to talk to Jeff, so she does and Jeff was like "what" and then to talk to Jessie. They all laugh on how Russell never wants anyone to talk to anyone. Kevin now talks about how Russell approached him for a vote in a joking manner. Natalie says she and Jessie are NOT voting for him and he knows it now.

Jessie walks into the HOH room and Michelle is quick to apologize to him about leaving them. Jessie talks about the fight and how Russell says he was "playing with him" and about Jessie defending Michelle. Michelle tells Jessie how he has never "disrespected me ever" in this game. Michelle says she repeatedly told Russell he doesn't have her vote.

Michelle then says Russell threw everyone under the bus to get her vote and Jessie reveals how Russell LIED to him saying he didn't trash anyone. Michelle and Jessie compare Russell speeches they got about how each is the next target if he leaves. Chima laughs how Russell never accepts fault. Michelle is pissed Russell still has yet to apologiz to her for calling her crazy and all the crazy attacks on her.

Where's Jeff you ask? He's downstairs in the Bike room sleeping. SLEEPING! Not part of this! WHAT THE FUCK? Back upstairs Jordan talks about how Russell told her she wants to come in "like 6th place" and doesn't really want the half a million dollars. She then tells them ALL how Russell said he and her could team up, go after Jessie and Natalie next and how they are coming after you and how you will be right behind him, the same spiel he tells everyone.

Jessie then says how Russell is leaving making everyone enemies or at least trying to. Jordan doesn't want to sleep in the Pool room because she's afraid Russell will start on her with game talk again. Chima softly gets upset with Jessie attempting to make excuses for Russell.

Downstairs Russell comes out of the Diary Room and walks shirtless to the Pool room. Oh wait, Russell is back on the move in the house.

Back upstairs Lydia tells EVERYONE in the room "you better not use the mystery power to save him". Then ALL OF THEM go around the room and all say outloud "I have the myster power" one by one. By them all saying this means if they have the power then it is null in void. They tell Jordan, mostly Lydia, that we all have figured out Jeff has the power and to tell him not to use it. Jordan also smiled during the "I have the mystery power" go around and how she laughed when she said it. They all know Russell doesn't have it because of his actions. And can you guess where Jeff is? FUCKING DOWNSTAIRS TALKING TO RUSSELL!

OH MY BAD! I thought Russell was talking to Jeff, no, he's talking all right but to the camera. He's ranting about anything and everything. And he says Michelle is crazy! He talks about wanting to "bang bang" the Michelle in the Diary Room, not the houseguest but the one behind the scenes.

Now Jeff is on the move in the house. The HOH crew watch him walking towards the bedrooms and YET no one goes to get Jeff to talk about him not saving Russell!

Jessie leaves the HOH room and is then called into the Diary Room. Russell is quick to jump up from his Pool bed and rushes to catch Jessie to find out what the HOH is talking about. Jessie walks into the Diary Room hallway and Russell closes the door so they can talk in the hallway. Jessie summaries it but inches towards the Diary Room door to get away from Russell. He goes back to his bed when Jessie is behind the door.

Later Jordan talks with Jeff in the Have Not bed. She talks about him winning HOH to "stay alive" and be off slop. After small talk they get to what happened tonight. She starts talking about how "everything he told us, he told them to" about Russell can't be trusted and how she "told him". She is ready to get Jeff to flip on Russell.

She goes on to say how Russell will say anything to get further in the game. DAMN IT! Big Brother switches the After Dark show to Lydia and Kevin in the Bike room. WHAT THE FUCK ALLISON GRODNER, DON'T LIKE THAT YOUR POWER WON'T BE USED ANYMORE? Bitch!

Oh wait the feed is back on them. Sorry Allison Grodner SUPER LOVE YA! Jordan talks about how she doesn't want to sleep in the Pool room because of Russell. Jeff kinda blows it off and says how "nothing was said that we all didn't already know". She says nothing about the "wizard" power. DAMN IT!

Chima comes in and interrupts them by turning on the lights in the Have Not/Red room, looking for her bag to start packing her HOH stuff. Michelle goes into the Have Not room to COCK BLOCK and SHIT CHAT with them both.

Over in the Bike room Lydia, Natalie and Kevin all laugh. Lydia wants a kiss from Natalie if they see some tiolet left from Natalie in the tiolet, something she is always doing. Expect them to team up on Jeff next week if Jessie is evicted.

Wednesday August 12th

Just after midnight Chima and Lydia talk outside on the couches about who they want out of the house next. Jeff, Michelle and Jordan, Each going back to back in whichever order it happens. Lydia would rather have Jordan here without Jeff than Jeff here without Jordan. Jeff always going first in Lydia's mind. Lydia and Chima both agree that Jeff and Jordan final 2 would be "horrible" because both feel neither has done anything up to this point to deserve it. How Jeff is "non committal" and Jordan has done nothing at all in the game.

Inside Jeff tells Michelle that "if" he had the "wizard" power that "fuck yeah I would use it". He's sooo using it. He also tells Michelle that if Jessie and Natalie make it past this week together that somehow they magically are final 2. IDIOT. Michelle also talks about how Jessie just came up to her and told her she needs to not go to "their" side of the house meaning Jeff and Jordan's side but Michelle is sticking with Team DUMB IDIOT.

Russell also talked to Jordan in the Pool room earlier about getting her vote, still unaware he doesn't need to as Jeff will save him this Thursday. Russell tells Jordan that he has Natalie, Jessie's and Jeff's vote to stay. All he needs is hers and how they don't even need Michelle's vote. Russell is still very much anti-Michelle. Jordan is shocked and of course asks if she can talk to Natalie about this and he is quick to say no. Russell tells her to talk to Jeff about how he already knows this and to only talk to Jeff.

What's funny is right before her chat with Russell in the Pool room, Jordan was cutting her toenails in the Bike room talking with Jeff and Michelle about how Russell wants to "fucking" talk in the Pool room about something. It seems Jordan is dreading any talks with Russell now. She says "I have to go see what he fucking wants". Before she left the room Michelle is working her angle about how she wants Jessie and Lydia both out next. I'm guessing she is still under the impression Russell is leaving this week with intent to go after Jessie and Lydia next but SUPRISE BITCH, RUSSELL IS STAYING TO TERRORIZE YOU SOME MORE!

Back outside Natalie and Jessie were playing some stupid game and he used the term "handicapped" in reference to the sport they were playing, something how he or someone was at a disadvantage thus using the word "handicapped" and Natalie tried to make Jessie look like an asshole for using the term when he tried to explain that's how the term is used in the "sport" world. Lydia jumped on the bandwagon, apparently also unaware of the "sports" term and he quit the match and went inside to go straight to bed. Lydia followed him and sat on his bed hearing his side of the STUPID ARGUMENT and ended their chat with a mix of now she's upset he won't accept her apology to them hugging and her baby talking about them hanging out later tonight.

Now Jordan and Michelle talk in the Bike room. Michelle reveals her deal with Chima about how if she didn't go on the block that Jessie, Natalie and her would be safe if Michelle got HOH next week but Michelle reveals she is ready to backstab and go against her "word". Um DUMB BITCH, THAT'S 3 JURY MEMBER VOTES! What's wrong with these people in the fucking house after Jury House starts?

Michelle pushes how Jordan should not trust Russell. Jordan again talks about how she is dreading going into "that room" because he's in there and how he'll talk to her when she doesn't want to talk. She rubs her face in hatred for Russell. Jordan then talks about getting HOH to get that "basket" and stuff from home but Michelle is quick to talk about how she doesn't "care about that shit" cause this BITCH WANTS THE POWER!

Michelle talks about "fighting" hard this Thursday and if they lose then they lose. She talks about how with Russell gone that she is "their" only chance at winning. Jordan is quick to discredit herself from every winning a HOH. Both think Jessie is "not smart" and Michelle seems irritated that Jessie wrestles around with either Natalie/Lydia. Michelle is SO OVER Jessie and Natalie's fake fights. Michelle is so ready to vote out Jessie and she will this Thursday.

Michelle trashes Chima's "girl power" alliance but Michelle wants HER JEFF around. Michelle basically orders Jordan to not talk to Kevin and how it is "just basically us" meaning her, Jeff and Jordan. HEY TWAT, YOU'RE THE THIRD WHEEL TO THE LOVE BIRDS. Neither really like you! They are USING YOU! Michelle calls the fight to the end with them three an "upward battle".

Michelle is just spilling her guts to Jordan. It's like Michelle is in LOVE with both Jeff and Jordan at the same fucking time. GROSS! She tells her about Natalie was the one who told on Kevin when he ate the grapes. Michelle says she has "your guy's back 100 percent" and how she will "never" backstab them. WHATEVAS! I'm so done with Michelle's creepy devotion to Jeff and Jordan.

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August 11, 2009

Shirtless! | Big Brother UK's Tom! Well He Did Walk Off The Show As Has Many Other UK Housemates But At Least He Was Shirtless!

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August 7, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Ronnie Thrown Out Of His Big Brother House! Ronnie's Minions Have Rebelled!

So Ronnie thought he was smarter than everyone. Ronnie thought he could talk game 24/7 and somehow just get away with it. Ronnie figured he could talk so much shit about Michelle during the first few weeks without thinking that Michelle could later hold his fate in the game during week 4. Ronnie, you thought you knew how to play the game of Big Brother but obviously you knew only how to play to week 4.

What I can't figure out is why you told everyone how much of a fucking super fan you were. Why you had to be in every conversation in every room. Why you had to turn every fucking last conversation into game. Why you didn't backdoor Russell who you knew was going to flip on Natalie, Chima and Jessie. Too many fucking questions for Ronnie. And we'll never get the answers we think fans of Big Brother should get but in the end he does have a special place in All Stars 2 with Laura.

So far this season those 2 are the only people I see as potential players for All Stars 2. Ronnie in a house with Evil Dick? Now that's just ratings SUPER GOLD! Laura's big breasts back in the house, one giant breast wanting Revenge on Ronnie, the other wanting to go nipple to nipple against Season 9's Natalie's breast milk shooting breast! RATINGS SUPER GOLD!

Back to Ronnie. I can say honestly that I loved Ronnie in the house. He created drama, game play at 1,000 mph, lies on top of lies, backstabbing drama and was the PERSON responsible for eliminating Braden, Laura and Bitter Douche Mix Shithole Casey! I want to tell Ronnie Thank You, Thank You and a big THANK YOU for each of those evictions. Those 3 weeks were the best I could have imagined for any season of Big Brother.

And now onto Ronnie's song. Stephanie Smith's Not Afraid. Well yes he was afraid during Kevin's explosive "chest bump" fight but I do expect Ronnie to have the time of his life now living the rest of this season out as a SUPER FAN who actually got to play the game. Kinda jealous of him getting to play. Good luck on everything Ronnie, may you have fun being this seaon's Super Villian.

OMFG this song kinda sounds like Ronnie's Disney Channel show about him lying, backstabbing in a house somewhere in Los Angeles. Cue his cheesy turn to the camera as his name appears across the screen, thumbs up and all.

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Big Brother 11 | Big Brother 11 Fights Remix! Oh The Memories Of Monday Night!

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August 5, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 4 Part 3! And I'm Back To Updating Daily! I'm Over The Coup d'SHIT Thing!

GuyTVBlog.com Feed Updates Tuesday August 4th through Wednesday August 5th Part 2

Tuesday August 4th

Well what a complete waste the fights were last night. Michelle tells Russell today that she still wants to work with him. She also tells Jordan and Jeff about working as a team of four including Russell and how she's keeping Chima in her "back pocket" hence her pretending to fight with Russell last night to get in good with Chima. Jordan loves and buys it all. Michelle also tells Jordan how Jessie makes fun of her calling her dumb and how they lied about the "let's keep Ronnie" plan placing the blame on her.

Now let's be real here. Michelle knows Lydia, Kevin, Jessie, Natalie and Chima all hate Russell for him lying to them in the game and possibly fucking them over by getting rid of Ronnie. She knows she can win against him in the final 2. She knows she can win against Jordan in the final 2 because like who the fuck would give Jordan all that money. I suspect Michelle will want to take out Jeff first out of that four person alliance and I suspect she will use the other side of the house to do it for her.

Earlier Michelle and Russell talked about final 2. I know how stupid of them but sometimes you never know who will be final 2. Russell said he already knows he wouldn't win against her but SHE SAID that if he "defended" himself that he "could" win. Bitch is already planning a final 2 with Jordan or Russell. She flat out told he she wants a man in the end with her but really she wants an IDIOT in the final 2 with her.

Michelle, like it or not, is playing everyone in the house. She still has no alliance but IDIOTS helping her get to the end to beat them all.

Later outside Chima rehashes the fight to Ronnie and Natalie. Natalie makes it known again and several times last night she wants Michelle out next week if she wins HOH but I expect stupid ass Jeff or Jordan to use their Coup d'etat powers to save Michelle thus putting the BIGGEST TARGET on his and Michelle's back for the rest of the game. Chima also believes Michelle is still against Russell when infact she is still with him.

Wednesday August 5th

Another day, another paranoia filled fun fest for Russell! But before we get to him, wait, I think he knows we are going to get to him, he's lurking behind this update listening on us... beeee careful!

Let's play KETCHUP with today. Someone has officially been granted the "wizard" power aka the Coup d'etat but we dont' know who yet. Last night some people believed when Jeff was called into the Diary Room around midnight that he got it but really, NO. Julie Chen talks to you in the Diary Room and tells you you got it and explains the power to you. This is what happened during All Stars season back when Mike Boogie won.

So sometime today someone is going to find out. They may even hold off until Tomorrow morning to let them know. Kevin, who "chest bumped" Ronnie Monday night in his fight is now super afraid that Ronnie is going to win the "wizard" prize. He's afraid because Ronnie said he was a "super fan" and had many friends in the PC world that would vote for him to win the prize. He is already telling Chima IN FRONT OF LYDIA that if he's on the block to have her vote. She says yes. Kevin is SCARED!

Lydia has also started her, "let's team up Chima, you, me and Kevin" plan. She is planting seeds in Chima's mind about Natalie and Jessie only using her and naming her, Kevin and Chima as the next to go before them. Chima of course is bordenline believing Lydia and I don't know why. Chima is one of those players, if you're the last person to talk to her you will get your way with her.

Over in the Bike room Ronnie and Jessie talk. Jessie has gotten the message from the Diary Room that "they" want Ronnie to stay in this game. I don't know why, Lydia would cause more drama down the road. He wants Ronnie to keep fighting to stay. Jessie then talks to Natalie after Ronnie leaves about how him, her and Chima should still vote to keep Ronnie in hopes someone votes for Ronnie last minute. Not sure how Nut Job Lydia will feel about this.

You see Lydia had a mental break the fuck down flip out last night in the Bike room with Kevin. It had something to do when Natalie and Jessie wrestled in the kithcen and patio last night. She suddenly started Jessie an "abuser" and how he's using her and hurting her physically and emotionally. Kevin is all down for it making sure Lydia knows Jessie is an "abuser". GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! Lydia even talked about "cutting" herself. Soon the Diary Room called her in to talk to her to make sure she doesn't harm herself. PYSCHO!

Kevin has also talked with Jordan today in regards to making sure Ronnie goes home this week as he knows if Ronnie stays and ever wins POWER that he is now Ronnie's biggest target. Kevin tries to push it on Jordan how Ronnie is "acting" like he wants him out over Jeff and Jordan and for Jordan not to "buy" into that lie. She plays into it and talks about how she's "not dumb". SURE YOU ARE SWEETIE! You're believing Kevin right now so yes you are.

Back to Lydia, early this morning, outside with Michelle, she continues her "Jessie leaves marks on me" campaign. She is showing Michelle her butt "marks" aka bruises and points out how she doesn't leave marks or bruises on Natalie but it's okay to leave them on her. WHAT? Holy fuck Jessie is going to FLIP THE FUCK OUT for being labeled an abuser from this PYSCHO TWAT! Michelle tells Lydia how "that is fucking bullshit" for Jessie to do that to more innocent sweet baby talking Lydia. You see Lydia got these bruises when she and Jessie wrestled the night of the fights. Lydia was part of it and never told Jessie to stop or "you're hurting me".

Now here begins the Russell paranoid about Michelle again. You see last night they talk about some brain & rat science shit and when Russell went inside and Chima came out asking Michelle what they talked about Michelle said they were talking about sexual problems. Chima is suddenly under the impression that Russell is having "erection problems" which gives Chima more fuel for her personal attacks on him. Remember Russell still has no idea Chima has called him a "terrorist" and told Big Brother that Russell is going to do a "bomb scare". Yes she really went far. WOW!

So anyways Russell is working out on the eplicital-whatever the fuck that this is next to the couches and out comes Michelle. She jokes about Chima being mad at her for talking to Russell and how she told Chima they were talking about sexual dysfuctions last night. Russell is quick to say "no we weren't". Michelle admits to how they weren't but laughs about it all. Michelle is informed she said the same thing to Jeff and Michelle laughs that it was a "joke" and says "sorry".

Russell is honest with about how he wants to trust her but then can't with actions like that. Simple actions where she is lying about nothing. Michelle basically flaps her arms up in the air like a "so what" motion and just says "well".

Jeff comes outside and watches them talk. He tells her he's not "mad" about it but how it is "not right". She laughed when she talked about how she told Chima but keeps saying how it was a joke and how she's "sorry" saying "okay, no more jokes". He just can't understand why she would make up a lie over nothing when they wern't even talking about game. But I see it as Michelle trying to cover up her "smarts" chat with Russell over her job and science shit.

Russell tells Jeff outside how he and Michelle were talking about "medical procedures" and medial experiments with rats and monkeys and brains shit. Jeff doesn't understand why Michelle would lie about that but I see it. She doesn't want people to know she's talking about smart shit.

Big Brother calls Russell to get his battery changed. He goes inside, grabs a new one and talks to Jeff in the kitchen about Michelle's "excuses" and how she handled the situation. Russell is straight not trusting Michelle in a matter of 48 hours. Russell tries to tell Jeff how "brillant" she is and how she is a "doctor" and Jeff doesn't believe Michelle is "brillant". THEN WHO IS JEFF, YOUR DUMMY GIRLFRIEND JORDAN?

Jeff doesn't believe Michelle is "brillant" and keeps talking about her moves being "stupid". Even though Jeff told Michelle he believes her about the "green room" chat that he tells Russell that who knows if she's lying about that. Remember the "green room" chat is the LIE Jessie and Natalie came up with how Michelle was the one this week that tried to save Ronnie. Stupid lie but it works with paranoid Russell. Jeff then tells Russell "you're all paranoid and shit" and Russell is quick to defend himself saying "no I'm not".

Minutes later Russell goes and finds Jessie and Natalie in the Bike room and is quick to talk a mile a minute about Michelle. He's BACK to lying about his conversations in the house. He is quick to tell them that Michelle ADMITTED to lying to Chima upstairs in the HOH room the morning after Monday night's fights. LIE! How Michelle said she would keep Russell here in the game and how she could convince Jeff and Jordan and how they are "easy",

Russell then goes on to talk about how Michelle lied to Chima about them talking about sexual problems and how Russell has them. All agree that Michelle is saying shit like that to "plant" things in people's heads. Now Russell is using this moment to prove he's not a liar from Monday night, that Michelle is actually the one that twists things around and changes stories and facts to fuck with people, not him, when really IT IS HIM and not her!

What's more funny is last night Michelle and Russell talked about how they are "good" with each other again. Michelle does say "as long as you don't fuck me over" that they are good. YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT because Michelle you're soon to being back to all alone again.

After Russell leaves Jessie believes Russell because he hates Michelle and really wanted her out week 3 over Casey.

Later in the day Russell talks with Ronnie. He tells him how Michelle has a PhD and is smart as shit. Ronnie is unaware and now knows Michelle is smarter than him. He is quick to try to fight to stay by telling Russell how Michelle is "getting her way" this week and how Russell should get Jeff or Jordan to vote to keep him this week and to take out Lydia making Michelle's head spin. Russell thinks about the idea. Ronnie also tells Russell that he HAS Chima, Jessie and Natalie's vote. WHAT? But I suspect Ronnie only did this to show Russell that the votes are there to keep him if need be.

Later Natalie talks with Chima in the bathroom downstairs about what's going on. She is trying to show Chima how Michelle is the "real" liar of the house. Chima just can't believe Russell and Natalie tries to prove that Michelle is the "liar" of the house and how she believes Russell. Chima is finding it hard to believe it. Chima says "how about we don't believe either one of them and put them both up". Chima is back to not giving a fuck what Michelel says and wanting Russell out and how if anything comes from Russell's mouth that she doesn't believe it.

Outside Jordan, Lydia, Kevin, Michelle and Jeff talks about Ronnie having the mystery power and how the other people inside are starting all the lying and the shit. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW that Lydia is the biggest shit starter of them all.

Back inside Natalie, Russell and Jessie talk in the storage room. About how Chima is not listening to how Michelle is lying, when she isn't. Russell's new angle is "I got played" by Michelle. Jessie is mad that Chima isn't "buying it". Jessie suggests to have a house meeting and to call out Michelle. THIS IS SOMETHING JESSIE WANTS really bad. Russell hopes Jeff will step up and help Russell but Jessie is quick to say he won't and how he "doesn't want blood on his hands".

Natalie then tries to talk to Chima again and how Michelle was lying about everything and how Russell wasn't and how this meeting won't change things between her and Russell personally. Chima then says how she wants to "kick her ass" about Michelle and how they have to hold her back! WHOA!

Over in the kitchen area Russell is gathering the whole house. They slowly, SLOWLY gather together. Everyone is there. Russell says how he doesn't care about the game and how his time is "up" next week because of the Monday night fights.

OH MAN this house meeting just started a whole other amount of fights and confrontations. Russell basically labeled Michelle to be a liar in the house and how he is innocent of the lie that started Monday night's fights. Chima chimes in on how she believes Michelle over Russell because of the things "people" have told her. She also calls out Michelle on playing both sides. Michelle denies it and Natalie is quick to jump on "you're playing both sides" angle.

They get in a screaming match about how "yes you are" and "no I'm not" playing both sides. Jessie tries to pull her back by her sweatshirt and then Michelle screams how Jessie and Natalie are running the "whole fucking house". Jessie gives this "come the fuck on" look. Lydia is the first to walk out of the meeting. She doesn't want to deal with this and I don't give a fuck why she doesn't want to deal with this.

Now Kevin is told be say what he said in regards about Michelle telling him that she would put up Jeff and Jessie. She admits to naming Jeff but not Jessie. Natalie says that Kevin is the one that told me that was what you said and Kevin doesn't want to talk or say ANYTHING. He tries to walk away with Natalie and Michelle's word against each other.

Now remember when Jessie told Russell that Jeff wouldn't back you up and would want to keep his hands blood free. Well when Jeff was asked to speak up during the house meeting he wanted to stay out of it. I'm sure this had to piss off Russell. But then Jeff did reveal what Michelle said in the morning about lying about the chat she and Russell had last night. But Jeff also told Michelle how he wasn't trying to "call you out or nothing".

Russell also apologizes to Ronnie and Chima for the fights and calling Ronnie a rat when now he knows Michelle is the rat of the house. Michelle can't believe what is happening. As the house separates into other rooms Russell again tries to corner Chima in the bathroom about their personal beef and wants to talk to her later to squash it. I guess she agrees to talk later.

Jeff in the kitchen makes some kind of comment about the house meeting not being "fair" and walks towards the back bedroom with Michelle following close by. She asks Jeff point blank what the fuck is going on and he tells her he's out of it and not to fucking mention his name. He walks back the other way leaving Michelle shocked.

Outside Jeff and Jordan talk. Jeff is obviously pissed at Michelle for naming him to someone else and believes she is lying about many things in the house. He also still believes Ronnie is the rat of the house. Russell apologizes for bringing Jeff into the house meeting but Jeff is fine with it.

Inside Kevin is getting confronted by Michelle, Natalie and Jessie now about what exactly did Michelle say when she said she wanted Jeff and Jessie up. He keeps backtracking and trying to divert the question to another situation but everyone tries to bring it the fuck back to Kevin. Kevin keeps saying how Lydia was there too and to ask her, why him? Natalie then says BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SAID IT!

He still doesn't answer and leaves the bathroom. Minutes later Jessie and Natalie are in the Red bedroom with Kevin and Lydia. He has been TRYING to get Kevin to admit that either he's lying about Michelle or did she infact say those names. Chima joins them along with Michelle and Jordan. Kevin FINALLY admits he lied about what Michelle said. How he "assumed" she was after Jessie. That he "fucked" up and lied about what Michelle said. She does though admit to naming Jeff but never Jessie. She also admitted she was lying to them to throw them off but that's was when everyone attacked her for playing both sides openly.

Kevin tried to get it out there how Jessie was "talking down to him" when he really wasn't, he was just frustrated why it took Kevin so long to admit this. Then Chima, Natalie and Jessie try to OPEN Kevin's eyes that Lydia has been throwing you under the bus. He claims to be aware of it but he has put it in his head how Jessie "baited" them both to throw each other under the bus! WHAT?

Kevin just can't believe Lydia would intentionally throw him under the bus. He feels she was tricked into doing it. Chima can't believe this. She and Natalie point out how she walks away from everything. I did forget to mention that Lydia was there most of the time and ended up leaving when the Chess analogy came up.

Basically Jessie said how he knew Kevin was the one responsible for the Chess analogy and how Lydia blamed it all on Kevin when others try to blame it on Lydia. Kevin admits that he talked with Casey about the Chess analogy and how Jessie and Natalie were the "king and queen" pieces and everyone else was a pawn. He meant it supposely because that week they had HOH and how the analogy was meant for that week, not the entire game, when really it was meant for the entire game. LIAR.

Then Natalie chimes in how Lydia told them that how when her and Jessie were three steps ahead in the "chess" game that Kevin was four steps ahead. Lydia gets up and YELLS at a laughing Natalie the exact quote but how it really was the same thing but with words twisted around and then gets up and leaves threatening to hurt Natalie physically.

This was another example Chima brought up how Lydia runs from every confrontation. Kevin just isn't buying the "Lydia will turn on me" game angle. She is and she's only using you until she no longer needs you IDIOT.

Later Michelle goes outside and sees Jeff. He tries to make small talk with her and she remembers what he told her earlier and tells him how she doesn't want to talk to him. She goes back inside and Jeff yells back how he doesn't want to talk to her either. OUCH!

Jeff ends up following Michelle inside to find out why she isn't talking to him and she says she doesn't want to talk in front of Russell who I guess was outside too. Jeff is trying to be cool with Michelle, it seems he still wants Michelle on his side probably because she wins shit.

Later inside Jeff is sitting down in the Red room, Jessie and Natalie, Kevin and Chima and Michelle & Jordan are also there. They are forever talking with Kevin as Kevin tries to pin things on Jessie and Natalie and vice versa. BORING. Jeff then brings up the Green Room chat and who is telling the truth on that, Michelle or Jessie & Natalie? Mostly Natalie and Michelle argue the other side is guilty of lying and neither back down. It's left that you still have no idea who's lying and you are just suppose to come to your own conclusion. But Michelle then admits like a dumbass how she "probably doesn't remember" the chat.

At one point Michelle gets up saying "I'm done" and Jeff tries to calm her down but she's pointing at Natalie how she never was in the Green room having a chat to save Ronnie. Natalie keeps harping that she did, this is all lie. Jeff wants to know why everyone is yelling but Michelle makes it known she is "mad" at Natalie for that lie. Somehow, like Big Brother house can only do, they end up laughing.

Kevin also tells Natalie that even though he doesn't believe them about Lydia and how this "may be my downfall" he will just stick to Lydia's side no matter what. IDIOT! Lydia is sick of hearing this and pulls him outside. Lydia outisde is quick to say how she "fucking hates Natalie". Lydia is sooo stressed that everyone is throwing her under the bus about all the times when she threw Kevin under the bus endless amounts of time. Lydia is stressing because she has no idea what was talked about.

Kevin tells her that he believes her and believes she did throw him under the bus because she was either tricked to, baited to and/or just did it to protect their 2 person alliance. She talks about hating everyone in the house and only liking Kevin, her "true friend". LAUGH OUT LOUD! All I need is for Jeff and Jordan to tell Kevin how they have an example of her throwing Kevin under the bus to them and how there was no reason to but that she just did it to protect only herself. I saw that happen in the Pool room and I know Lydia threw Kevin under the bus to Jeff and Jordan. Once they tell Kevin this his entire Big Brother world will just shattered all around him.

OOHHH SHIT WE JUST GOT A BOMBSHELL DROPPED IN THE POOL ROOM! Lydia is packing her bags and crying as she tries to gather votes to keep her in. Michelle and Jordan are both there and she tells them how she "physically wanted to really hurt myself and how the producers told her that if she did they would have to remove her from the house". Then we get the feeds cut off! WHOA!

Lydia uses this story to get a hug from Jordan which she gets and Michelle hugs her and tells her that this "gives me more of a reason to keep you". As long as Lydia pushes how much she hates Natalie then Michelle will vote to keep her because she now hates Natalie. Jordan leaves outside to join most of the house who's having fun.

Inside Lydia's tears MAGICALLY GO AWAY as she talks with Michelle knowing she has the votes to stay this week. Her fucking tears are literally GONE! Is she the "wizard" this week? LOL!

Wednesday August 5th Part 2

Later in the night Jessie and Lydia have a dsyfunctional banter back and forth in the Bike room. She wants to be left alone since they are supposely fighting and he just wants to sleep in there. She brings up how he's leaving "marks" and "bruises" on her, he says you left one on me on my rib and how he didn't make a big deal out of it. She talks about him wanting to make herself "cut" herself and how she wants to do it now and show it to him. The feeds get CUT and when they come back Jessie is talking to the Bike Room camera wondering if we "heard that".

Lydia and Jessie both leave the Bike room and then both come back in at the same time. They continue their insults and rants back and forth. He acts like he doesn't care but he does. Same with her. She at one point smears peanut butter on his face to force him to leave the room to wash his face. He wipes it off with his hand and uses the blanket to clean himself.

She even at one point gets over his body and points down but soon then she retreats back to her side of the couch as she tries to make her stupid points over his stupid points. She is just really loving this attention from him. He starts to play with her and soon they are interrupted.

The backyard lockdown is over and Kevin sees a switch panel on a pedestal and he RUNS as fast as he can to go hit it probably thinking if he hits it first that he'll be the "wizard". But this kicks off the phone messages playing all night long. A song is one of those messages about them kissing and making up and Jessie rolls over and kisses Lydia on the neck. He forces a smile out of her.

The song talks about them being friends forever and soon they are friends again. She's back to her baby talk and loves him like "this" but she doesn't like the other side of Jessie. He says other people are in her ear telling her this crap about him and he's not there to defend himself.

The messages are playing every 15 minutes. One is funny mentioning for the people in the house to look at the person to the right of you, then to the left of you and how they are BOTH LIARS. Later there's one that is an annoying song about being annoying and it is pretty funny. Jessie also told some people to listen to every word because this is going to be the HOH competition.

Finally Lydia gets called into the Diary Room and Jessie mocks her telling her "I bet cha" and she flicks him off on her way out. I did forget to mention that at one point during this long as conversation between them that Natalie was standing at the end of the hallway trying to listen in on them and at another few times later, when the door was open, that Kevin was pacing back and forth to see how and why they were chatting. FUCK YOU KEVIN, you can't stop Jessie and Lydia.

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August 3, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 4 Part 2, Including Fight Night!

GuyTVBlog.com Feed Updates Sunday August 2nd through Monday August 3rd Part 2 | Fight Night!

Sunday August 2nd

Midnight passes as Michelle and Russell have bonded. Russell tells Michelle how he only trust Jeff and Jordan in this house and now her. She love the foursome of them and how they all trust each other. Russell reveals a "secret" to her about how Casey and him had a Final 2 deal on day 1, week 1. But everyone knew about it thanks to Laura's mouth after Casey told her. Here we find out the real reason why Russell wanted Casey out, Casey went against Russell who wanted out Braden and then outed their final 2 deal to Laura of all people.

They talk for what seems like an hour or two and Michelle and him both bash Ronnie. Russell even offers to verbally attack Ronnie for her if he bothers her. She says how she moved of the Pool room to get away from him. She's done with Ronnie. There's no hope for Ronnie. After the forever ending talk she leaves.

Russell then talks with Lydia and Jessie immediatly about his talk with Michelle of course leaving certain parts out. Just before this talk Jessie and Natalie agree to "cut their losses" with either Michelle and Ronnie. Russell then calls out her game about how she isn't really with anyone and will jump back and forth every week to be that deciding vote that people will use to get others out of the house. Jessie calls that Dan's game from last year but really Dan had an alliance of Keesha, Renny and Memphis to help him to the final 2.

Now the conversation moves to Kevin and his game and how they all hate his game play of "piggy backing" on others to get furhter and how he delivers "one question" to get information out of you but gives nothing back.

Russell plays off his talk with Michelle as something boring when really it was mostly game play and bonding. Jessie and Natalie have no idea how well Russell and Michelle are together in this game now. Funny thing is Michelle told Jeff and Jordan she doesn't trust Russell yet now she does. She really is Bipolar. She actually said she was to Kevin last night.

Ohh back to Kevin's grape eating thing. Natalie is the one that caught Kevin eating grapes. Jessie says "he was pounding them" down his throat. All three can't believe Big Brother don't do anything about it. They all want Kevin to get SOMETHING for doing that. And so far Kevin has gotten nothing. What the fuck is Big Brother waiting for? Kevin ate a fucking chip in the HOH and now grapes, more than ONE! You create rules and warn how they will be broken something will happen and when they are broken, NOTHING HAPPENS.

But then people argue how Jessie and Natalie sleep in the Bike room during the day and how Big Brother at first were picking at them for doing just that but now just let them get away with it since Kevin is getting away with eating food while he's suppose to be on SLOP.

LOL! Around 2:30am Ronnie wakes up and comes out into the kitchen to tell Kevin about his bedroom scare. How there was this ambient light behind one of the 2 way mirrors and how he say a camera and all the hallway stuff, the camera aimed directly at him. Kinda creepy feeling. Like what if there is no one running the show anymore. A computer took over and are doing all the cameras. CREEPY!

Michelle and Natalie talk about the POV ceremony in the bathroom. Michelle says she will keep the nominations the same. Natalie agrees and how had she won she wouldn't change it either. BULLSHIT! Michelle does like that no one else has to go up if POV isn't used.

They're talk moves to Ronnie. Michelle pushes how she doesn't want Ronnie to be in the jury house and how she knows Ronnie WON'T vote for her if she makes final 2. Michelle pushes her point how she wants Ronnie out but gently, she does it very gently with soft spoken words and whispers. Natalie also did mention she and Jessie did talk about "cutting their losses" with Ronnie. Michelle also understands how Jessie losses Ronnie would hurt him in the game and she's sorry for that.

Michelle basically says we can get through to the next week if YOU win HOH and JUST PLAY HARD. Natalie pushes how Ronnie has fought for his side as Michelle downplays Ronnie's HOH win by "flipping a button". Michelle says "if I left him in the house" how he would come after her. Michelle doesn't see a "grudge" against her from Lydia. Natalie pushes for Ronnie to stay every which way she can but Michelle listens and just keeps going back to Ronnie leaving. FORGET IT NATALIE!

Ohhhh! Michelle tells Natalie that she WON'T put up Natalie or Jessie next week. Again she doesn't have to, Jeff will with his new power at the end of week 5. Michelle says how it is not "fair" to prolong Ronnie in the house to keep him as a target in front of you. WHAT BITCH? You keep Ronnie to force whoever has Coup d'etat to use it to get Ronnie out next week!

Natalie finally pushes her last card, how "we won't have the numbers next week". Little does Natalie know that Michelle's numbers are just fine. It's Natalie's numbers that Michelle just doesn't give a fuck about. They carry this conversation as Ronnie is in the kitchen talking with whoever is over there.

Ronnie goes to the bathroom where Michelle and Natalie were talking. Michelle leaves and Natalie is quick to tell Ronnie that Michelle is NOT keeping him and how she doesn't trust Ronnie and doesn't see her playing this game with him any longer. Ronnie is quickly pissed but realizes his game is OVER.

Ronnie talks with Natalie about how he is okay with leaving if he does go. He is quick to bad mouth Michelle and how she "won't make it to the final 2 without me". He also wants to THREATEN Michelle about how if she doesn't keep him that she will make "3 new enemies". Ronnie wants to throw it in Michelle's face how she won't make final 2 without him. UM, YEAH, REAL SMART! She tells Ronnie to go talk to Russell, his last hope. She says to mention nothing about what she told him.

Downstairs in the bathroom Kevin sits like a little bitch and talks to Michelle. He tries to pull information about what Natalie said to her about Ronnie. Michelle holds her cards tight and only reveals how she wants Ronnie out. She doesn't rat out Jessie, Natalie or Chima to Kevin. Kevin lays like a cat bitch in heat and how Ronnie is doing this and that. Michelle calls Ronnie a douche bag and Kevin just believes everything Russell says, how Russ told Kevin that Ronnie wanted him and Michelle on the block this week had he won. WRONG! Kevin believes anything.

I swear if you tell Kevin Obama is White, this fucker will believe it! Kevin high fives Michelle saying "thank God" how Ronnie is officially going home. How he is safe with no fear that he's going up on the block.

Upstairs Ronnie pleads and kinda cries talking about how he wants Jeff and Jordan out and not Russell. Russell listens Ronnie out and expects this from Ronnie. Ronnie names his alliance, him, Jessie, Chima, Natalie, Russell and himself. He keeps pushing how his "loyalites" are always to his true alliance. Notice how he doesn't name Michelle in this.

Russell says "you have made some good points" and how he will "marinate" on what he has said. WOW. Russell apologizes for "blowing up" on him or anyone else in the house and how "no one deserves it". Ronnie talks about him being "shunned" story again and how the house hates him is kinda like it. Russell gets up out of his bed slowly and walks up towards the door to basically, without actually doing it, pushing Ronnie out the door.

As Ronnie leaves Russell barely, ever so slightly shakes his head in a "no" position as he gets back into bed. He never does any motion in hatred towards Ronnie and doesn't say anything about how he's still going home. He is actually "marinating" on it. Yes he has no vote this week BUT he could get in Michelle's head to keep Ronnie but then again who knows if Michelle could be swayed again. Kevin and Michelle keep talking downstairs in the bathroom and I could just give a shit about them.

Natalie and Jessie go into the HOH quick and Russell is still moving forward with the plan to evict Ronnie. How he gave Ronnie the chance at least to play POV, not backdoored. It's done. The talk about Kevin downstairs talking with Michelle about "trying to rally the troops" for next week. Russell then talks about Lydia trying to get Russell to turn on Jessie and Natalie. This is his seed to sick Jessie and Natalie on Lydia and not him. Russell's game is so see through.

WOW! Around 4 in the morning Ronnie talks to Michelle outside on the couches about his fate in the game. How he knows by her "body language" that she doesn't want him. He even pulls the tatic of how she won't make it far without him. STUPID MOVE RONNIE! Michelle gets to a point after some minutes pass that she doesn't want to hear it anymore. Something about how Ronnie wouldn't even say about him being in an "alliance". She gets up from the couches and just walks away fast saying "I'm done".

Michelle is just TIRED of giving Ronnie home. She doesn't care anymore if Ronnie leaves now. She's just done with him and wants him out TODAY! Both go to bed.

And then something happens. Michelle is laying in her bed in the Red room, eyes wide open, her face with this "look" on it that almost shows regret with her talk with Ronnie. She's just got this concerned face. She's not smiling, just laying there with her forehead brow scrunched up and deep in thought. She lays awake listening to people in the kitchen, Jessie.

When Jessie, Natalie and Jeff come into the room Michelle is quick to hide her face unde rthe blanket to go to sleep. Interesting...

What's this? 4:30 am and Michelle is back up and moving around the house. Natalie and Jessie are in the Bike room softly trash Michelle for being "stupid" in wanting Ronnie out and making yourself a target with Ronnie gone. Michelle moves past them as the Bike room door is open. She goes into the tiolet room and I don't know, takes a shit for all I know.

Michelle passes the Bike room on her way back to her bed and she's back to bed. I give up. What the hell is her Bipolar mind thinking now?

Sunday August 2nd Part 2

Morning has come and gone. Let's play KETCHUP! Kevin has been given an extra day of slop for eating grapes. THAT'S IT? Whatevas. Chima talks with Michelle who tells her she is not using POV and wants to send Ronnie home. Ronnie is still pissed off with Michelle for not keeping him but what can he do except bitch and complain about it.

Ronnie has also been caught in yet another lie. Something about his chat with Russell last night, regarding Russell supposely telling Ronnie how it was a "mistake" to nominate him. This is a LIE and Ronnie is spreading it to I guess set up Russell for next week. Russell finds out about it and is pissed but doesn't feel the need to go AWF on Ronnie, just yet at least. He does vent his anger in the kitchen hoping Ronnie can hear, something about not wanting Ronnie's phone number or talking to him after the show. WHO CARES! Russell hates Ronnie. OLD FUCKING NEWS.

Later Russell has grown even more tired of Chima and vice versa. Another woman is involved that started Chima vs Russell, a woman from the POV competition. As the day's tension builds Chima is ready to go AWF on Russell for being sooo paranoid in the house and creating his own lies and afraid people are going to "compare notes" and discover him out as another Ronnie. She's fed up with his bullshit and basically how he can go around and talk to who he wants yet no one else can talk because they are "scheming".

Natalie and Jessie try to calm Chima down in the Pool room as she vents about Russell with Ronnie there. They tell her not to go AWF on him and to just drop it. She says if he even tries to confront her for just talking to Ronnie she will go AWF. Jessie and Natalie tell her that for her not to go on Ronnie's sinking ship, they say this in front of Ronnie. Jessie apologizes to Ronnie how they tried to do everything they could to save him but that he's leaving. Minutes later everyone is outside, except for Ronnie just talking and having fun.

Later Russell goes outside and ready to go AWF on everyone. Russell and Jeff and Jordan are trying to figure what's going on inside and their PARANOIA IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL. Russell doesn't trust Michelle, Jeff feeds Russell how Jessie working to keep Ronnie and going against Russell and Russell buys into it. Jordan tries to say how Jessie isn't after Russell and Jeff gets pissed at that plus how Jordan defended Casey to Lydia when Lydia was trying to trash Casey and how Lydia was pissed AWF at Jordan for taking Casey's side over hers.

Jeff tells Jordan why defend him when he's out of the game. Jordan takes Jeff's verbal beating on how he wants her to EXACTLY PLAY THE WAY HE WANTS because Jeff feels like if loses this game is now because of Jordan's mouth.

Russell heads inside trying to see what's going on. Chima, Kevin, Natalie are in the bathroom having fun, laughing. He's looking for Jessie. Jessie is in the Have Not bedromo with Lydia while Ronnie is in his bed in his bedroom alone. Michelle is in the Diary Room. Russell goes back outside and talks about hating Chima and then goes back inside to look for Jessie. Russell creeps around the Red bedroom and listens to the doors, opens the Pool room and only sees Ronnie. He then heads upstairs and goes into his HOH bedroom.

Jordan continues to talk to Michelle outside about how Jessie is trying to get Michelle to use POV to have Jeff backdoored. WHAT THE FUCK? Jordan doesn't know what the fuck is going on anymore. Michelle is half drunk and just bitching about how Jessie should win his own POV. Jordan keeps pushing Jessie this and that. Michelle laughs about Jessie going up and home. Jordan talks about how "bitter" Jessie is about last season.

Jordan's problem with this game is she READS too much into FUCKING NOTHING. She talks about how "Jessie gave you this LOOK" and "Natalie is walking around the kitchen, something she doesn't do". WHAT THE FUCK BITCH? Shut the hell up you stupid bitch. This bitch says how any people she sees talking from a distance are automatically "scheming". And what's this TWAT doing outside right now? SCHEMING OUTSIDE WITH MICHELLE AND JEFF. I just fucking can't with Jordan's STUPID ASS GAME PLAY.

Jordan also admitted to Lydia earlier during that Casey defense how SHE as the one who teamed up with Laura to keep Braden. I can't wait until Chima finds this out because Jordan BLAMED it on Ronnie alone and LIED about it. This bitch loves to fault Ronnie for lying but this bitch's week 1 lie is about to be exposed in due time.

All of this drama tonight started with Michelle talking to Chima and how Russell and Jeff suddenly felt they couldn't trust Michelle feeling she would be swaying in ONE CONVERSATION, which is how it usually happens in the house but still. Michelle told Jeff and Jordan that no one swayed her and that Ronnie is still going home. Everyone is just scared of Michelle using POV and saving Ronnie or saving Lydia and someone getting backdoored.

Monday August 3rd

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS CAST TODAY? Russell's paranoia is even further out of control. Jeff and Jordan suddenly don't trust Russell thinking he either wants Ronnie to stay, backdoor Jeff but couldn't since Michelle won POV, scared Michelle will turn on them, and then Russell is freaking out about Michelle because "I can't READ HER" shit, Russell last night was laying down on the HOH 2nd floor rug area in front of his room listening to people's conversations... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS DOUCHE BAG ALLIANCE?

Michelle will be the only one that comes out of that fucked up alliance a winner. As for other people in the house Chima and Russell are growing more of a hatred for each other. Russell suddenly thinks Chima is jealous and considers him as her "boyfriend" in the house. She only sees him as a man friend in the house. She's pissed because Russell is lying to her about this and that and how she can't trust him anymore.

Ronnie even told Chima that once he's gone that Russell won't have anyone to blame his lies on anymore. That Russell will be the new Ronnie in the house. In another part of the house Jessie and Natalie are trying to separate from each other and mingle into the house. Jessie tries to befriend Jordan in case she gets the Coup d'etat.

Jessie has flat out told people that he believes either Jordan or Jeff will get the "wizard" power, that's what they are calling it in the house. And I almost forgot about Crazy Ass Lydia. She and Russell got into it. Russell called her out about her laying low and loosing on purpose. She thinks he's a douche bag and a liar. She and Russell now hate each other.

You see that's the problem with today. Everyone is just turning on each other for the stupdiest reasons and there's nothing worth reporting that could be "game changing". It's just a weird day. Everyone in the house keeps telling everyone else how "weird" today is in the house.

4:20pm rolls around and Russell's paranoia continues upstairs with Michelle in the HOH room. Russell is pissed that Chima is accusing of him lying behind his back. Michelle then mentions how Chima is upset how Russell lied about that infamous Pool room chat and her chat with Ronnie last night. Michelle just lets Russell vent and inserts "yeah" and "mmhmmm" and "yarhay" and other weird noise words that make no sense.

Russell claims Lydia is trying to get him and Chima to fight. He insults Chima about feeling "threatened" and he says to Michelle, "you can trust me or you can not trust me, whatever". Michelle tells him that she trusts him "100 percent". Russell says Chima is now jealous of his friendship with Michelle. She says she just talked to Chima and how she was sick of Chima complaining and bitching about things.

Michelle is now aware of the LIE Jessie and Natalie made up about her wanting to keep Ronnie and how she was the one that wanted to fuck Russell over. She blows it off and now is shocked that Chima too is trying to blame any plan of saving Ronnie on her when really it was Jessie and Natalie who tried anything and everything to save Ronnie. When they couldn't they tried to set up Michelle to be a target next week. Russell is of course paranoid as usual and tries to find out what he considers the truth from asking Michelle question after question.

Michelle laughs about the accusation she has pinned on her. She don't care, she's safe this week no matter what. Not even the "wizard" power can fuck her. Russell won't let the Chima shit go. Michelle JUST TOLD HIM how Chima doesn't stop complaining and Russell won't stop now. Russell now believes Michelle is telling the truth.. to some extent and wonders what the motive is for lying to him about Michelle. GEE I DON'T KNOW DUMBFUCK, maybe it's the same intention of when you lied about that infamous Pool room chat with Lydia, Kevin and Ronnie.

Michelle doesn't help the situation when she says she doesn't remember who said what and when she had certain conversations. Russell tries to gently call her out about her jumping sides and she denies doing that, how she's on his side now. Russell considers Lydia "worthless" in this game. Russell says Jessie, Natalie and Chima are all "mad" at him for putting up Ronnie and he claims to not care yet he keeps harping on it. This is another reason why Russell is scared because he didn't want to be stuck on one side of the house, he always wants to jump ship all the time. HA HA! Fuck you Russell, you're stuck on one side now.

Michelle is shocked that Lydia would put up Russell. Russell explains in his own mental shitfucked world that he made her feel "small" because Russell claims he has outsmarted Lydia with his "intelligence" and "words" rather than "yelling at her". Russell claims he's not "dumb". Um.. okay dummy. Michelle continues her "yeah" and "rahhhya" and "hmmmmm mmmh" shit mixed with forced giggles and random doses of game talk.

Downstairs Chima, Natalie and Jessie talk about Michelle staying upstairs talking with Ronnie, or "scheming" with him. Chima says "fucking bitch" about Michelle. Chima claims how Russell "doesn't even like her". Yeah, Chima is a little bit jealous. Russell has it bad for Jordan who doesn't give him the time of day. So it's just a never ending cycle of these houseguests all liking someone who doesn't like them and likes someone else. Oh My God this day in the house sucks.

Oh yeah POV ceremony came and went and Michelle didn't use it and all this paranoia I wrote about happened AFTER that POV ceremony. Jeff, Jordan, Michelle and Russell will never work. One of them will turn on each other sooner than later.

Monday August 3rd Part 2 | Fight Night!

Okay, LOADS TO COVER HERE. Before we get to the fights let's get you caught up on how the fights started.

Real Quick. Chima and Russell are made at each other for stupid reasons regarding Russell's lies in the game and Chima's "girlfriend" behaviour towards him and telling everyone in the house how Russell is a liar. Michelle, who teamed up with Russell, is being LIED about from Jessie and Natalie about how she herself wanted to keep Ronnie and go against Russell but supposely how Jessie and Natalie told her no and that they wouldn't go against Russell. This is all a lie. It was Jessie and Natalie who wanted to keep Ronnie and tried to sway Michelle who figured out she didn't want Ronnie and told them she had no interest in keeping Ronnie BUT the girl did at first tell them that she was still down with the "plan" to keep Ronnie but then backtracked and decided against it.

Now Remember Russell and Ronnie had secret quick meetings in the HOH and storage room all last week. Well Kevin did see Russell and Ronnie have a storage room meeting and told everyone and then later approached Russell and Ronnie separately about their meeting to which they both denied ever happening. Kevin feels he caught Ronnie in an absolute lie when Ronnie goes around boasting how he's never lied except for that one vote during week one.

What else... fuck it, let's get to the fights.

Michelle told Russell outside something to the effect how Chima COULD come after him and possibly backdoor him. Now if you tell Russell this he will make it into something bigger than what it is. Her intent, according to her, was just to speculate what could happen since Chima and Russell were not getting along all day today and yesterday.

Russell goes and tells Jessie and Natalie about what Michelle said and they tell him she's lying to approach Chima and just to squash whatever they have. Russell goes up to the HOH room and tells Natalie to get Chima. She does and Chima is already in a bad fucking mood. She goes upstairs and the talk starts off simple. Are you after me and going to backdoor me. Chima says no. He tells her what Michelle said and other small things and Chima wants to bring up Michelle to call her out and see who's really lying.

At first Russell wants to get out everything he wants to say but Chima wants Michelle up there. She wants her up in the HOH now! Chima gets a sense Russell doesn't want Michelle up there but he agrees to bring her up. Michelle goes up and it begins. Michelle is quick to deny saying how she said Chima wanted Russell backdoored. Russell is SHOCKED and can't believe Michelle is "lying". She then admits that she speculated about it but didn't say that is a fact and how Russell is twisting it around.

Chima is already aware of Russell twisting words and basically calls him out on it. Russell tries to direct his comments on Michelle and how she only gives up information "when cornered" and says how Michelle said Chima wanted all the girls to together to get out all the guys. Michelel again denies this. Michelle flat out calls Russell "neurotic" and "paranoid" and Russell puts it back on Michelle as "backtracking" her words. She accusses Russell of wanting to "start trouble".

Now the Lie about Michelle going into the Bike room to tell Jessie and Natalie about keeping Ronnie is brought up. Michelle again denies it and Chima is just unaware of it. Again another denial from Michelle that is getting under Russell's skin. Russell then tells Michelle how he's no longer talking to her "because all you do is fucking lie" and she comes back with how she's "not a liar".

Russell wants to leave the room and Michelle gets upset how she is not lying about this. Russell wants to grab Jessie and Natalie to call out Michelle but then Chima starts to point out how Russell wants to pin Michelle as a liar when infact he is the liar and how he only cares about himself.

Russell tells them both to "get out" and calls them "dumbasses" to which both girls are not happy about. Russell is on the balcony trying to get Natalie to point out Michelle as a liar but Chima is screaming for everyone not to listen to Russell because he's a liar. This is when the 1st Fight starts.

She then yells how she believes Michelle over him and everyone downstairs is watching. I think Jessie is outside with Jeff. Jordan is sitting at the dining room table, Kevin and Natalie are in the kitchen, Ronnie is somewhere in a room, Lydia is somewhere. So Russell is warned by Chima to stay up in the HOH room for 2 fucking days and he gets up in her face at the top of the stairs. She screams for him to get out of her fucking face but he doesn't back down. Michelle even pathetically yells out from behind Chima for Russell to get out of Chima's "fucking face". As Michelle heads down the stairs she calls Russell an "asshole" while Russell threatens to follow Chima downstairs.

Both tell each other how they are full of shit and then Chima screams how Russell is the "fucking rat" of the house. Russell tells her as they walk down that just because "you yell doesn't make you right" and she is quick to throw it right back to him telling him to follow his own advice.

Now mostly everyone is outside and Chima is quick to head outside to tell everyone how Russell is lying to everyone about everything. Russell follows her outside to defend himself. As they argue Jessie, Lydia and Ronnie watch from the pool table, Kevin & Natalie are at the door way. Both keep up the "you're full of shit" banter and usually fight "stop talking" crap.

Chima then takes it too far by going after Russell's "fucked up ears". You see Russell's ears are a bit messed up from his fighting days, those wrestler ears that are swollen. Michelle is outside too and tries to gently guide Chima inside. Kevin is at the door and closes it as Russell makes a crack about Chima's age and to "act your age".

She flips back around as Natalie and Michelle try to take her further in the house with Jordan watching from the dining room table. Chima is ready to attack back but Kevin holds the door shut separating the two. Inside Michelle tells Jordan how Russell is trying to "start trouble" and turning her and Chima "against each other". Michelle says Russell is "full of shit".

As they walk fast to the back rooms Michelle calls Russell an "asshole" again and tells Chima "I'm fucking sorry" and is quick to hug her while they walk together to the back bedrooms. Outside Russell sits on the backyard couches and just sits keeping to himself.

Natalie moves back and forth inside and outside talking to Russell and the others inside. She's trying to be the middle "man" between everyone. She tells Russell outside how she is targeting Michelle next week and LIES about Michelle is lying about the "keeping Ronnie" thing. Natalie then talks to Michelle in the Pool room about Russell's epic lie about the infamous Pool room chat with Lydia, Kevin and Ronnie. She never believed Russell and figured it was all a lie. Michelle thinks Ronnie and Russell are working together based on their secret meetings that everyone knows about.

Over in the Bike room Chima talks to Jeff and Jordan about what's happened with Russell. It's obvious Jeff wants no part of this and leaves the room leaving Jordan and Chima to talk. Jordan talks about her doubts with Russell and she tells Chima how she likes her and Chima is quick to tell her that she likes her and Jeff too. Chima then tells Jordan how Natalie is NOT after you she has a different target... RUSSELL! Jordan is shocked! Jordan reveals how Russell is saying how Jessie and Natalie are targeting Jeff and Jordan.

Michelle moves into the bathroom later to talk with Kevin. Kevin talks about Russell and how he thought they were "tight". She reveals he told Russell a "secret" but how Russell is lying to everyone that she's a "brain surgeon", something Natalie is saying too that Russell has said. She denies being one but Kevin admits he thought she was something like that.

Lydia moves into the bathroom and joins the chat. Michelle hopes America doesn't give Ronnie the power and how "bullshit" it would be. Michelle gets on the ground with Lydia as she pushes for Ronnie to leave. She fears that Jessie, Chima and Natalie will some how get Michelle after this so she tells Michelle how Jessie threatened to go AWF on Michelle. Whether or not true she wants Michelle NOT to trust Jessie for shit. Lydia tells Michelle how Jessie wants to "punch" Michelle in the face.

Natalie and Chima are now in the bathroom and Lydia is quick to talk about how Russell is spreading shit about Chima and her advances towards him. This pisses off Chima to no end. Ronnie is in the Bike room with the door opening smiling and loving all this. Now Russell and Ronnie "team" rumor starts up again with Kevin driving it into everyone's mind how they are together in this game.

Kevin is SO CONFIDENT that Russell and Ronnie are working together WHEN THEY ARE NOT! Kevin's a useless idiot. Kevin is back to how he caught them talking in the storage room. Natalie doesn't believe it and how it doesn't make sense. Why put your teammate on the block. Chima buys into it. Michelle is gun ho about the Russell Ronnie alliance but Natalie again points out how stupid that is because Ronnie is set up to go home! They blame the POV winner being Michelle fucked up their master plan. WHATEVAS!

Ronnie gets up and goes into the bathroom to confront this stupid allaince he's supposely in. Ronnie does admit that there was a meeting and was to reveal what was "really" talked about but of course this would have ended up being a lie since they were working together briefly, but on Russell's terms. Yes they tried to work together but Kevin is taking it too far with the putting his teammate up on the block and now scared he's leaving crap. Kevin just wants this out there to make sure Ronnie goes home over Lydia.

Ronnie is called out by Kevin for lying about the storage room meeting. Kevin laughs with Lydia about it and Ronnie still lies about talking game with Russell. Natalie flat out asks Ronnie if he's with Russell and she says no. Michelle keeps pushing it and Natalie defends Ronnie. Ronnie says he is going home. Chima is back to Russell being the new rat but Kevin is back to Ronnie.

Kevin pushes Ronnie's button by imidating him sneaking around after the storage room meeting. Ronnie points to Kevin to let him speak now and how if Kevin denies "this" that he's a liar but Ronnie uses "fucking" in the mix to get his point across. Now Ronnie didn't say anything in regards to "fuck you Kevin" but just used "fucking" to get his point across. Trust me, this is important.

Kevin isn't having it. He gets up and yells "bullshit" and basically doesn't want Ronnie to talk to spin things when Kevin is scared that Ronnie may actually have something on Kevin. Kevin starts yelling in a deep voice and when Ronnie steps up to invade Kevin's yelling space, well Kevin chest bumps Ronnie VERY LIGHTLY as he yells in his face getting in Ronnie's personal space. This is fight #2. Kevin is pointing and yelling about Ronnie lying and is basically making Ronnie step backwards a few steps.

Ronnie is quick to point out how Kevin "chest bumped" him to which Lydia, Michelle and Chima all deny happened when infact Kevin did push Ronnie back a bit with his chest. Like or not, he did. Kevin calls Ronnie a "rat mother fucker" and how Ronnie "lied to my face so many times". Well HOW DARE ANYONE LIE TO KEVIN in this game!

HERE'S WHERE IT GETS HILARIOUS! Kevin yells about Ronnie throwing him under the bus. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW that Lydia throws Kevin under the bus every chance she gets. The thing is Kevin has never thrown Lydia under the bus to anyone. NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

Now Kevin takes it too far and talks about Ronnie liking "Hitler" and basically calls Ronnie a "nazi". I know. did your jaw drop! Here's how that came to be. Ronnie admitted that Hitler was a great "speaker" in terms of being able to fool and rally his minions. This is true. Ronnie has never said he liked Hitler but Lydia has been going around the house talking about how Ronnie liked Hitler and then she jumps into the fight as her stupid ass tries to educate Ronnie, RONNIE, about Hitler.

Kevin then warns Ronnie to "never fucking raise your voice at me again, don't think I won't come at you" and then softly says "okay" as if thinking maybe Ronnie does indeed have the "wizard" power this week. Kevin tries to label himself as the "weakest guy" in the house and is back to yelling "fuck you mother fucker". Ronnie eggs on Kevin as Michelle tries to chime in. Lydia then brings up how Ronnie used the "f" word to Kevin and how Ronnie supposely said "fuck you Kevin" WHEN HE DID NOT. She claims Ronnie did with Michelle nodding in the background.

Sorry NUT JOB LYDIA, but you're lying again. She loves to make fun of Ronnie's "selective memory" and Kevin doesn't speak up because he knows Ronnie didn't say that. Kevin got in Ronnie's face only because he felt he was going to get called out on something that may have been true. Ronnie gives Natalie a shocked look but then accepts "it" if he did. Ronnie again says how he's going home but Chima wants the focus back on Russell.

Ronnie laughs at Kevin's rants that Michelle joins in it. He again says he doesn't have "anything" with Russell. Chima comes back and says that Russell is laughing at them fighting. Lydia then goes back to the Hitler comment about how Ronnie said he was a "good spaker" and a "good guy". Lydia, even this is too much for you crazy hand job slut.

Natalie gets up and knocks over a glass of water that Chima says was the water she was going to throw on Russell. The Hitler thing is old, they keep harping on it. Moving on.

Minutes later the group moves into the dining room. Chima grabs Russell's key and wants to hang it somewhere high that his short ass can't get to it. Chima then suggests to throw it at Russell. Lydia grabs it and gets on the kitchen counter and hangs it from a high camera cable. Chima originally wanted to put it in the tiolet but Natalie screamed for her not to. Chima then thinks about the "ass smear" idea.

Big Brother tells Lydia to "stop that", calls her into the Diary Room and she comes back out to take it down. She then hides it in a mirror shelf. Now Chima starts going AWF about Russell. Telling Michelle he thinks you have a sexual interest in him but Michelle admits that she thinks Jeff is "more attractive" than Russell. Chima then takes it too far by calling Russell's sister "crazy" and then flat out calls Russell a "terrorist". WHOA! Chima has already said this about Russell. No one calls her out on it and just lets her think it was funny.

Where's Jeff and Jordan in all this? Just watching, keeping their damn mouths shut as they should be and just being in every room to witness the fights. Jordan then admits to Michelle at the table that she knew something was up with Russell. Jeff tells Jordan something about needing to "relax" and not get into the fights. She tells him "fine, I'm sorry, okay" as if Daddy scolded her about her barely speaking when Jeff was just talking minutes ago about his own thoughts on everything. Michelle admits that she knew she couldn't trust Russell.

Kevin walks by and Michelle is STUPID to say that "Nazi" was used in the "appropiate manner". Kevin again brings up how "weak" he is but everyone is aware Kevin is throwing shit left and right. Kevin and Michelle mock Ronnie's words. Ronnie goes into the Diary Room as Michelle mocks Ronnie about wanting to go in the DR to get Kevin "kicked out".

Fight NUMBER THREE begins now. Chima is NOT done with Russell. She has come out of the Diary Room and is told by them that her throwing water in his face is "discouraged" but not against the rules. She is still pissed about Russell telling everyone about her "advances" towards him. She grabs her glass of water as she heads outside where Russell is playing pool by himself. Where's Jessie you ask? He's with Lydia in the Have Not bedroom staying out of all the drama.

Chima goes outside and says "so I've been hitting on you" and if this is what you've been telling people. Russell talks about not repeating anything and how he has a "good job". When he denies to play along she throws the full glass of water in his face, from the side and says "fucker". Russell didn't see that one coming and stands up fully erect since he was bent over the pool table, well he's SHOCKED she did it and he looks around, grabs a barely empty cup and tosses it at her. He misses her, she laughs about him missing her and he throws the paper cup in her direction but it misses her again.

She goes inside and seconds later Russell goes inside to bring up how Chima mentioned putting up a "towel" on the HOH shower door so that something sexual could happen in there without the cameras seeing it. She claims she mentioned that so that Russell could masturbate in there but he says she implyed to have sex in there or give him a blow job.

They argue back and forth about who did what in terms of sexual advances, she denies it all, he claims she "kissed" him but I only remember her kissing him on the cheek. She says "you're seriously out of your fucking mind". Kevin tries to pull her away but she keeps going back for more and more. She yells "crazy" over and over as Russell yells.

She brings up how he's "wet" from her water, has no "class" and how he's a "liar". She then takes another jab at his ears being "closed up and ugly as hell" and "an ignorant mother fucker who needs to go back outside and play your pool game BY YOURSELF since you have no friends". It's funny because they almost walk away and then come back to each other and then walk away and then yell again at each other's face.

Russell then tells her that she's only good for talking and "blow jobs". This pisses off Michelle who hates any form of Men demeaning women. She chimes in with "you need to shut your mouth Russell. You need to shut the fuck up". Michelle throws back how "classy" that was and how he's demeaning women.

He comes back with how she's still single and alone. It really is like they are having a very violent verbal break up. LOL. Chima laughs at his insults. She then screams as she literally is less than an inch from his face "get the fuck out of my face mother fucker". He keeps asking her "what are you going to do" egging her on to hit him, slap him, anything.

Chima then says "you small dick mother fucker, how he's short and has a short dick" when actually Russell has a good sized dick. Here's where I was wishing he would show everyone his huge dick but he didn't. Kevin again tries to say how Russell is "desperate" and grabbing at straws trying to fight with her. I'm surprised Russell isn't getting mad with Kevin but I'm sure it's irritating him that Kevin is defending Chima.

Russell then implies that Chima begged Russell to hold onto the Endurance comp so that she would give him a "massage" in the HOH room when he won. She denies it. She then throws it out there that he is fearful of mastrubating in the house in fear of losing his job.

Here's where it gets CRAZY! She lays her hand on his shoulder during the yelling and he is quick to say "don't touch me, don't touch me", repeating it. she doesn't remove her hand. "Get your hand off me" and so what does she do, she puts one hand each on his shoulders, not grabbing, just resting them there. "Get your fucking hands off me" he yells. Russell then PUSHES her arms off but not her, just her arms yelling to keep "fucking" off him.

Kevin gets between her and Russell and she BEGS for him to hit her. Natalie grabs Chima from behind smiling to pull her back as Michelle tries to help keep Chima away from Russell. Kevin is quick to say "what kind of dude does that" and repeates in ear shot of Russell. Jeff tells Russell "let's go" and lays his hand on Russell's shoulder to guide him outside.

As they are pulled apart both try to invade each other's space again yelling. It takes Jeff and Kevin to stand between them. Both are egging each other to hit the other. She flicks him off as she goes furhter in the house and he makes a comment about grabbing his dick as she shuts the sliding glass door. Jeff laughs with Russell how this is "blow up city" tonight.

Now for FIGHT 4. Later inside Chima is with a crying Ronnie in the bedroom. I can't help but laugh but Ronnie is pissed that the Hitler comment is being dragged out on him and how "they" are reviewing the footage of Kevin "chest bumping" him. Over in the living room mini fight 5 starts between Michelle and Natalie.

Natalie is making it known all night that Ronnie has never done her wrong. Michelle calls Natalie as being "disrespectful" for talking to Ronnie after all the shit he's done to the people in the house. Natalie is then smart to throw it back on Michelle about how she tried to vote to keep Braden in the house after his "beaner" comment and racial insults. Natalie says it's the same thing, you wanted to vote to keep Braden thus condoning his behaviour yet you want to call Natalie out for condoning Ronnie's behaviour by talking to him. Michelle doesn't see it and won't see it as that when even I see Michelle giving Braden the "bigot" as he's not referred to in the house as someone that shouldn't be evicted over Chima. Michelle claims she only wanted to vote Chima out because of a stupid fight but really, you have a "bigot" on one side and a woman yelling at you for not cleaning shit on the tiolet. SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHELLE.

Jordan & Kevin are sitting in the living room with Michelle and Natalie debating. Jordan over hears Ronnie crying and laughs at it. Outside Jeff tells Russell "you're straight with me", I guess Jeff is still down with Russell after all this. Inside Ronnie cries about nothing hurting him in this game except for Lydia and Kevin's "Nazi" comment.

Ronnie wants his Hitler comments aired at the finale party and show Kevin what an idiot he is to apologize to Ronnie in front of everyone. Natalie comes into the Red room where Ronnie and Chima are and starts talking about Michelle's STUPID thoughts on Natalie wanting to talk to Ronnie. Chima tries to defend Michelle on how she only voted to keep Braden to get her out but Natalie is very quick to point out how Michelle was supporting a "bigot" by voting to keep Braden.

Michelle comes over and defends herself but then directs her comments about Ronnie at Ronnie. Ronnie wants to know how he's "disrespected" people in the house. She says it's the way he talks to people and lies about them and that is why she thinks Natalie is "disrespectful" for wanting to be with him when the house hates him.

Kevin then swoops in out of nowhere and yells at Ronnie to "shut the fuck up" and walks onto one of the beds grabbing a blanket wanting to cover Ronnie in by throwing it in his direction. Chima catches the blanket tossing it aside and gets up standing between them as Natalie is seen smiling and laughing in the background. Then Kevin talks about how Ronnie always "tag teams" Michelle. WHAT FUCKER?

Ronnie tells Kevin that he needs to "leave" and Kevin is like "I'm not fucking leaving" and sits down on the bed across from Ronnie. Chima defends Ronnie about how Kevin needs to leave and she just got talked to about standing 3 feet away from Russell now. Russell is in the Diary Room now getting told the same spiel as is everyone one by one. Kevin has yet to have his turn.

Kevin then tries to bring up Ronnie's wife and "family" while Ronnie tries to throw in Kevins face about not knowing what it feels like for someone to love him. Kevin brings up his boyfriend and demands for Ronnie to name him but Ronnie can't. Ronnie says we already agreed we don't talk about each other's personal life in this game.

Ronnie claps and calls Kevin "captain obvious". Kevin then brings it up how Ronnie only attacks "girls" and weak guys like Kevin. Yeah Kevin, keep doing the whole I'M WEAK crap, no one is buying it, half the house hates you BITCH.

Russell then comes into the red room telling Kevin he needs to go into the Diary Room NOW. As Russell goes into the storage room Chima comes back passing him telling him how they have to stay 3 feet away from each other and Russell makes a comment about not wanting to attract a Vaginal Disease from Chima.

WHEW! I think that's it. The fights stop as people start sitting around and keeping calm.

Later Natalie talks with Jeff and Jordan outside about how Jessie and her are not after them. She later goes inside and tells Jessie how she thinks they are cool with Jeff and Jordan and for them not to "fuck" them over in fear they could have the power.

Chima is also pissed with Jessie siding with Russell outside and is pissed that Jessie hid the entire fight night and didn't come between her and Russell. She wants to nominate Jessie and Russell next week if she wins HOH but I'm sure Natalie will talk her out of it.

Russell apparently later gave Chima a "fake" apology, something forced and not heart felt. Chima tells people she won't talk to Russell anymore but really, you kinda have to in this game. Chima is also soo pissed at Jessie that when he wants to talk to her she yells that she doesn't want to. You see Lydia fed Chima Jessie's comments about how he was defending Russell and how he would have done the same to Chima. Of course Chima believes Lydia and is holding it against Jessie. I actually don't care if this is true or not.

Around 3 in the morning Ronnie is fine with leaving. He talks with Natalie, Chima and Kevin, laughing about the fights and his exit and his experience in the house. Kevin fakes it when Ronnie tries to laugh about Kevin's "chest bump" and how they "made up" whereas Chima doesn't want to make up with Russell.

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Big Brother 11 | Mr. & Mrs. Huh? The Wedding Song For America's Choice Couple & Their Crazy Fans!

You know after visiting some message boards of various Big Brother websites I do see the overwhelming and kinda obsessive "love" for Jeff and Jordan. I am also aware of those message board fans who long and thrive to be friends with their favorite Big Brother alumni, spending money to meet them, going to "events" to interact with them and talk about the season... LONG after the actual season is done with, weekend ski getaways where "fans" just go and spend the weekend with their favorite BB alumni...

My point is "fans" on those message boards endlessly defend anything and everything Jeff and Jodan do. I swear Jeff & Jordan could get away with actual murder in the house and the fans would endlessly defend their actions and want them to walk away scott free.

Well "fans", this post is just for you. Imagine this "couple" actually making their relationship work outside the house and into a marriage type deal. Having the first Big Brother couple baby and all that stupid shit that makes all you Jeff & Jordan fans hearts swoon. I suspect all of you "fans" already picture yourselves at their wedding... there in the delivery room for their baby... at their bachelor and bachelorette parties... Cue classic Big Brother crazy music as the camera zooms in on your faces.

Anyways, here's their song they would dance to at their wedding... It's a good song and it works for this America's Choice couple. Now Cue classic Big Brother crazy music as you "fans" listen to this song choice and actually believe you'll be there for their wedding.

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August 2, 2009

Big Brother 11 | My Bitter Coup d'SHIT Rant About This Season's Current Weeks. Again, FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER!

What else has happened in the now SUPER BORING show. I mean really, with Michelle flipping and the week no longer exciting I mean what's to look forward to?

LOOK here's the fucking rest of the week and how it will play out. Michelle doesn't use POV. She doesn't set up Jessie, Natalie and Chima and tells them she's not voting to keep Ronnie for her own reasons. All three ditch the SAVE RONNIE plan. Jeff gets the Coup d'etat power thanks to Allison Grodner's edits on the show. He doesn't use that week. I kinda wish Jordan would get it but Jeff will get it. Natalie gives Ronnie a pity vote. Ronnie gets evicted 6 to 1. Ronnie cries about how much fun he had in the house and doesn't regret anything. Ronnie will be back for All Stars 2.

Next week Russell, Jordan, Jeff and Michelle are all safe. Jeff uses Coup d'etat if any of his alliance members are up. Puts up Jessie and/or Natalie if neither have won HOH and/or POV. Either Natalie or Jessie leave via Jeff's power that Allison Grodner gave him.

And you know I'm fine with Jessie leaving Week 5, he made it one week further than last year. He's part of the Jury this season! He's got a vote that could matter in who wins. Fuck Jessie over and you could lose the money by one single vote. Or 2 really with Natalie and Jessie voting as a unit of 1.

I mean that's the next 2 fucking weeks. BORING! Where's the drama? Allison, when your show becomes this predictable, then really BITCH YOU NEED TO BE FIRED! Surprise the fuck out of us! Why bring back Coup d'SHIT. Too fucking lazy to create a brand new power?

I got a "power" for you. LEAVE AMERICA OUT OF IT! There is NO America, it's YOU fucking with the game. Who the fuck cares if Jeff and Jordan go home. They seem to be doing fine without this damn power. You either want a final 2 with Jeff or Jordan or you want one of them in the final 2. I hope both end up in the jury house. Crazy James didn't make it to the final 2. So there is hope.

And I have no issues with Jeff and Jordan making it to the final 2. I want them to make it on their fucking own! Why didn't you just leave the competition for the Coup d'SHIT in the players hand, a prize to be won? Why America's Vote or really Your Vote!

I also understand that now with Big Brother you have to play the game 2 ways. Fucking people in the house and doing actions that both please you and America at the same time. Some people got it, some don't. But you've just made these next 2 weeks SOOO BORING!

Again I don't mind if Jeff or Jordan win the game. I just hate the predictable shit the storyline brings to the table with the Coup d'SHIT. Jeff complains to Lydia last night about how he "really" needs the power because he's been fucked so many times in the game. WELL JEFF, WIN THE FUCKING POWER ON YOUR OWN, like everyone else!

I just can't with these 2 weeks. These 2 weeks SCREAM of Evil Dick's help from Allison Grodner during his season.

And where the FUCK are the rules of the Coup d'etat? Jeff uses it, pulls 2 people off, throws his 2 he wants up, then HOH can't vote? Is Jeff the week's newest HOH in that last moment meaning he can't vote and how the ex-HOH votes like he's a houseguest? Explain the rules BITCH.

But don't worry, I will still write about the week's happenings. I sure as hope my prediction doesn't come true and new shit just completely makes me look like an ass here. I really want things in that house to fucking surprise us in how the next 2 weeks will play out. But as of right now, I just don't see anything happening to change it.

One last thing about America's Choice SHIT. When Jeff does indeed win that power and if he's STUPID enough to play it out on LIVE TV then I expect a house, minus Jordan, to target him the next week like no other. I mean who the FUCK wants a player in the house that America Loves and will give more power or prizes to later in the game! I mean I just really want this power to backfire and be THE reason why Jeff gets his ass sent to the Jury House! That is my one wish after the end of week 5.

I already see Russell's intense player jealously coming out if Jeff gets the power. I see Jessie/Natalie/Chima turning on Jeff because of the power. I see Lydia's intense game playing jealously come out. I see Michelle as just staring at the fucking wall until someone calls her name out. I see Kevin staring at the other wall until someone calls his fucking name out. The jealously in the house will thrive at Jeff and Jordan and how America loves them.

That house better flip back on Jeff and Jordan being America's Choice to win this game. Now that would be the saving of this game. If you look back at Season 7, All Stars, Mike Boogie won this power and DID NOT use it as to not make enemies and what do you know, he won the jury and the prize.

And for those who are quick to brag "Your Jessie is going home next week" crap, well yes, if he goes, he fucking goes. So what? I just laugh though that Jeff and Jordan are SOOOO STUPID that they literally need Allison Grodner's helping hand to actually do the damn job. That's pretty pathetic.

And for all you Jeff and Jordan lovers, I'm going to do a positive post on them as a "couple" Monday and will give them a song to go with their pictures. You'll love it. You'll cock suck the shit out of my post about them.

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