August 2, 2009
Big Brother 11 | My Bitter Coup d'SHIT Rant About This Season's Current Weeks. Again, FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER!
What else has happened in the now SUPER BORING show. I mean really, with Michelle flipping and the week no longer exciting I mean what's to look forward to?
LOOK here's the fucking rest of the week and how it will play out. Michelle doesn't use POV. She doesn't set up Jessie, Natalie and Chima and tells them she's not voting to keep Ronnie for her own reasons. All three ditch the SAVE RONNIE plan. Jeff gets the Coup d'etat power thanks to Allison Grodner's edits on the show. He doesn't use that week. I kinda wish Jordan would get it but Jeff will get it. Natalie gives Ronnie a pity vote. Ronnie gets evicted 6 to 1. Ronnie cries about how much fun he had in the house and doesn't regret anything. Ronnie will be back for All Stars 2.
Next week Russell, Jordan, Jeff and Michelle are all safe. Jeff uses Coup d'etat if any of his alliance members are up. Puts up Jessie and/or Natalie if neither have won HOH and/or POV. Either Natalie or Jessie leave via Jeff's power that Allison Grodner gave him.
And you know I'm fine with Jessie leaving Week 5, he made it one week further than last year. He's part of the Jury this season! He's got a vote that could matter in who wins. Fuck Jessie over and you could lose the money by one single vote. Or 2 really with Natalie and Jessie voting as a unit of 1.
I mean that's the next 2 fucking weeks. BORING! Where's the drama? Allison, when your show becomes this predictable, then really BITCH YOU NEED TO BE FIRED! Surprise the fuck out of us! Why bring back Coup d'SHIT. Too fucking lazy to create a brand new power?
I got a "power" for you. LEAVE AMERICA OUT OF IT! There is NO America, it's YOU fucking with the game. Who the fuck cares if Jeff and Jordan go home. They seem to be doing fine without this damn power. You either want a final 2 with Jeff or Jordan or you want one of them in the final 2. I hope both end up in the jury house. Crazy James didn't make it to the final 2. So there is hope.
And I have no issues with Jeff and Jordan making it to the final 2. I want them to make it on their fucking own! Why didn't you just leave the competition for the Coup d'SHIT in the players hand, a prize to be won? Why America's Vote or really Your Vote!
I also understand that now with Big Brother you have to play the game 2 ways. Fucking people in the house and doing actions that both please you and America at the same time. Some people got it, some don't. But you've just made these next 2 weeks SOOO BORING!
Again I don't mind if Jeff or Jordan win the game. I just hate the predictable shit the storyline brings to the table with the Coup d'SHIT. Jeff complains to Lydia last night about how he "really" needs the power because he's been fucked so many times in the game. WELL JEFF, WIN THE FUCKING POWER ON YOUR OWN, like everyone else!
I just can't with these 2 weeks. These 2 weeks SCREAM of Evil Dick's help from Allison Grodner during his season.
And where the FUCK are the rules of the Coup d'etat? Jeff uses it, pulls 2 people off, throws his 2 he wants up, then HOH can't vote? Is Jeff the week's newest HOH in that last moment meaning he can't vote and how the ex-HOH votes like he's a houseguest? Explain the rules BITCH.
But don't worry, I will still write about the week's happenings. I sure as hope my prediction doesn't come true and new shit just completely makes me look like an ass here. I really want things in that house to fucking surprise us in how the next 2 weeks will play out. But as of right now, I just don't see anything happening to change it.
One last thing about America's Choice SHIT. When Jeff does indeed win that power and if he's STUPID enough to play it out on LIVE TV then I expect a house, minus Jordan, to target him the next week like no other. I mean who the FUCK wants a player in the house that America Loves and will give more power or prizes to later in the game! I mean I just really want this power to backfire and be THE reason why Jeff gets his ass sent to the Jury House! That is my one wish after the end of week 5.
I already see Russell's intense player jealously coming out if Jeff gets the power. I see Jessie/Natalie/Chima turning on Jeff because of the power. I see Lydia's intense game playing jealously come out. I see Michelle as just staring at the fucking wall until someone calls her name out. I see Kevin staring at the other wall until someone calls his fucking name out. The jealously in the house will thrive at Jeff and Jordan and how America loves them.
That house better flip back on Jeff and Jordan being America's Choice to win this game. Now that would be the saving of this game. If you look back at Season 7, All Stars, Mike Boogie won this power and DID NOT use it as to not make enemies and what do you know, he won the jury and the prize.
And for those who are quick to brag "Your Jessie is going home next week" crap, well yes, if he goes, he fucking goes. So what? I just laugh though that Jeff and Jordan are SOOOO STUPID that they literally need Allison Grodner's helping hand to actually do the damn job. That's pretty pathetic.
And for all you Jeff and Jordan lovers, I'm going to do a positive post on them as a "couple" Monday and will give them a song to go with their pictures. You'll love it. You'll cock suck the shit out of my post about them.
Posted by guytvblog at August 2, 2009 3:31 AM
I dont think He is going to get it because of Allison. I've been reading some blogs and it seems he the favorite to win it. I voted for him
Posted by: chuy at August 2, 2009 6:24 PM
Yep, Jeff is the fan favorite to get this one...and I'm glad because I'm tired of Jesse and Natalie thinking that they are always going to be safe.
Posted by: Craig at August 3, 2009 1:47 PM