Thursday August 6th

WHEW! Another busy work day. Gotz to make some money to pay for all this shit! Right now the house dealt with some immature antics in the late midnight hours. Ronnie calling Michelle a bitch, both telling each other they are the ugliest houseguest in the house, Michelle hiding Ronnie's glasses and cap, Ronnie telling everyone about Michelle's secret stash of used cigraettes Casey left behind. Back and forth crap.

I expect Ronnie to leave the house with 6 to 1 votes. I expect Natalie will give Ronnie his one vote for her hatred of Lydia. I also expect Jeff to get Coup d'Shit and being stupid enough to surprise us all by throwing Natalie and Jessie on the block with Natalie leaving this week. But that'd be stupid and I would expect Jeff to do something that stupid.

The live show starts in less than an hour and now we wait to see what happens!

Well, Ronnie was voted out 4 to 3. He left with a bang in his speech going after Michelle. Michelle told him on his way out that she had "no ill will" towards him and he interrupted her by saying "be quiet" and "annnnddd scene". And when he sat with Julie and she played his goodbye messages Michelle was flat out mean right back, which she had every right to be, but don't profess yourself to having no "ill will" when Ronnie leaves BITCH.

During the HOH it came down to Chima, Natalie and Kevin. Chima ended up answering a question against the other two's answers and WON HOH! But I am not happy. Jeff has Coup d'SHIT power and he could totally flip this fucking week for Chima. She is supposely targeting a now very nervous Russell but the person that goes up against him is the kicker. She told Ronnie she would put up Jessie but only because he didn't come to her aid when she was fighting with Russell.

Yet during the live vote all three voted together as if they are all tight still and working together. I would hope Jeff would target Lydia to be evicted this week thus not using the power but I just can't see Jeff NOT using the power. I would not use if Lydia were on the block and Jessie had somehow won POV. But we are playing the "what if" game and I don't feel like playing it right now.

Later Lydia and Michelle SHIT CHAT in the Pool room. Lydia is quick to say how Kevin is not going home. Michelle let's it sit after awhile and then asks Lydia why Kevin is "so safe" and she says because Chima said he wasn't going up. They all talk about how "let them have their week" and how one of us are going to the Jury House. Both talk about Russell kissing her ass and how neither think Russell will be going up. Michelle also talks about how if they did keep Ronnie he would have won HOH and been "terrorizing" them.

She is also happy that America didn't give Ronnie the "wizard" power hence now that he's gone. BITTER PARTY OF TWO, your table is ready. Over in the Red bedroom Jeff and Jordan talk game, mostly about Jeff's new found hate for Russell. WHAT? After keeping him and his ho safe this week now he hates Russell? WHA WHA WHA? Jeff says he overheard Ronnie telling Russell how many things were here and there in the house and info on how to win POV's down the line in the game. He didn't like that. Jeff wants Russell up on that block soooo bad! Does this mean Jeff isn't that after Jessie as most hope?? Is the Diary Room trying to keep Jessie in the house and focus Jeff's hate on Russell? I SURE AS HELL THINK SO!

Ahhhh wait. Jeff is back to wanting Jessie out REALLY BAD. How he is also mad as fuck about Lydia being friends with Jessie again after all he's done. So basically Jeff hates Russell, Natalie, Jessie and Lydia now. He's on a huge rant that if he or his IDIOT girlfriend get put up that he'll go after Natalie and Jessie... with his Coup d'etat power. Well he didn't tell her he actually had it but he hinted he would target them both over Chima. Jeff seriously thinks Jessie will win the jury if he makes it to final 2? WHY? It would make sense to go against Jessie because no one respects his game. Anyways...

Over in the kitchen Jessie still doesn't feel safe. He tells this to Natalie. He sees Russell going up against either Kevin, Michelle or Jordan. Earlier Jeff told Lydia, who already thinks she's up on the block, that "Jordan BETTER NOT go up" but at the same time he doesn't think Jordan will go up at all.

In the dining room Russell sits watching Natalie and Jessie eat while Chima washes dishes. All are happy, well not so much Russell, and Natalie laughs about how "they" all went into their rooms to hide away.

Natalie comes back into the kitchen talking about how Jeff and Jordan are together talking, Kevin and Michelle are talking and she overheard Kevin telling Michelle how he will tell Michelle who he thinks should go home this week. Russell talks here and there trying to get back in his old team that he so wanted to jump ship from and so desparately wants his old home back.

Jordan and Michelle talk in the Red room. Jordan talks about missing her family and how everyone in the house is acting like "assholes". She then gloats about they DID get out an "asshole". She can't understand why Ronnie hated her so much, I would think because she got the best of him. Jordan then wishes "one of us would win, just to be on top for once". Don't worry honey, Allison Grodner made sure your husband won in the game to do some damage. But it is only one week, one person, he can't do anything more than that. Coup d'etat WILL be the reason he goes to the Jury House if he uses it.

Thursday August 6th Part 2

Later in the night Lydia has basically figured out Jeff has the Coup d'etat power. She even told Jeff to his face. Expect that moment to make the show. She used process of elimination to come to that conclusion. He of course denied it. She said how if Jessie, Natalie, Russell or Chima had it that they would have saved Ronnie. That leaves Michelle, Jeff, Jordan, her and Kevin. She knows she didn't get it. Kevin and Michelle don't do much to get it. That leaves Jeff and Jordan. Jeff being the "underdog" thus being the one that has it. She also discussed this with Michelle later in the night who also believes it.

Chima has also made it known that Natalie, Kevin, Jessie, Jeff and Jordan are safe this week. Chima also joked about Kevin hosting the POV ceremony if he doesn't play. Jessie hates that Kevin is safe but has to deal with it since this is her HOH. Natalie is told by Jessie to push for a Lydia and Michelle nomination with intent to get out Michelle this week. Will Jeff use his power to save Michelle, probably. Jeff wants Russell on the block so if Russell isn't on the block then God help us all.

We also find out why Jeff and Jordan are not going up because Chima too thinks Jeff has the wizard power. Chima plans to talk to Russell later and maybe not target him as she stated before and how she won HOH for her BFF's in the house Natalie and Jessie. We also find out Chima and Natalie cried in Ronnie's goodbye speeches yet we didn't see any of that aired. WTF Allison Grodner? Bitch!

Jessie also thinks Jeff and Jordan have the wizard power this week and that if he had HOH that he'd put them both up. Natalie later talks with Jeff and Jordan and basically tells them, mostly him, that if anyone uses it there will be problems in the house. Jeff hints at how if he had it would start some shit in the house. Oh Jeff is sure going to use it this week. This conversation also has Jeff revealing how he knows he's safe this week. Natalie has to be aware Jeff has it now, if she doesn't she's an idiot.

Later in the night Russell pleads his case to not be nominated to Chima. Downstairs Jeff, Jordan and Michelle are all pissed that Russell has flipped sides again. Hopefully Russell becomes a bigger target in Jeff's eyes than Jessie. Russell and Chima hash it out but the "terrorist" comments have yet to surface, even though Russell knows she said it he has yet to use it against her. Both also don't understand why Jessie keeps harping on Kevin and everything and anything he does. How he was "attacked" in the HOH room by Jessie regarding his actions this past week. They both want Jessie to stop it with Kevin and believe Kevin handled Jessie's verbal "attack" well. WHATEVAS!

Friday August 7th

Chima, Jessie and Natalie talk in the HOH room around 3 am in the morning. The feeds have been cut most of the midnight hours, not sure why, probably Jordan talking about people that didn't sign waviers. Chima is intent on putting up Russell and making sure he goes home. Natalie and Jessie try to show Chima that Russell should stay for the "numbers" aspect and how Ronnie was sent packing only because Russell was "jealous" of Ronnie, Jessie, Natalie and Chima's bond and how Russell needs to be sent home because of it but then also remain to go after the rest of the house. Natalie talks about how she wanted to call out Michelle on the live show when she talked about the house being divided. Jessie hints how we have to assume the rest of the house is aligned together and how last week we ate one of our own and now this week we're doing it again.

Morning has come and gone. Chima has told Kevin that Russell is her target and if he plays POV that he needs to play hard to make sure no one else goes home if Russell were to win POV.

Jeremy Piven, the actor, visited the Big Brother house but it was of course blocked on the feeds. YEAH RIGHT, 24/7 COVERAGE BITCH! Jeremy Piven and his whore of a new movie were to be part of the Have Not comp. After the comp was finally over we find out Jeff, Michelle and Lydia are Have Nots. It's about time Jeff and Lydia got a taste of that slop shit.

When the feeds came back Jeff was bitching about "she" and cursing. Seems like Lydia was upset and he made a comment about everyone acting like 4 year olds. Jeff snapped here and there but then joked around later. He basically did what Jessie did when Jessie was on slop. Jeff tried to say he was mostly upset about "losing" a competition, I guess to play it off how he never wins anything, hence the Coup d'etat thing.

Later Jeff talks with SUPER PARANOID Russell in the Have Not bedroom. It seems Russell won 10,000 dollars and some other people won the chance to see the movie in the HOH bedroom. Russell is already going after Jessie by saying "did you see what Jessie is doing" and how Jessie said he wouldn't give Russell a "vote" because he won some money. OH MY GOD RUSSELL SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jeff plays along like he's interested in Russell but secretly last night Jeff called Russell a two faced douche bag scum bag to Jordan. Jeff really doesn't want anything to do with Russell and will of course hear him in case he wins POV and can not be affected by the "wizard" power. Jeff does offer for Russell to "come full FLEDGE with me" and Russell is quick to talk about how "they all betrayed me" meaning Jessie, Natalie and Chima. WHATEVAS!

Russell wants to come on Jeff's "team" to be like a big "fuck you" to all of them and pick them off one by one. Um.. sure, yeah, UM OKAY RUSSELL. They did shake hands AGAIN meaning they are working together again. Russell goes back to how he needs to win POV and Jeff says if he wins he would take Russell off with POV. WHAT?

They shake hands AGAIN about how if Jeff takes him down with POV that Russell better not fuck him after this. Um sure, BEST FRIEND 'TILL THE END. This time a small whatevas!

Russell's paranoia builds quickly as he thinks someone is listening in on their conversation. Jeff, now effected by the paranoia, gets up on the Have Not furniture to look through the hole to see if anyone is in the other room. He laughs jumping off. Russell wants his "super killer team" to be him, Jordan and him. WHERE'S MICHELLE?

Well Michelle LITERALLY walks in the second after Russell says this. Jeff kinda agrees but not really. Michelle thinks she is in a super alliance with herself, Jordan and Jeff. Russell leaves and the talk turns to Lydia and her childish behaviour and how Jeff can't take it. He mentions nothing about Russell. DAMN IT.

Minutes later Russell is laying in the Red bed as Lydia passes with Russell making a comment about Michelle yapping in the room and how he "hates" Michelle. OMG! Seconds later Jordan comes into the Red room and hugs Jeff from behind. He talks about being pissed off still and Jordan offers to give her up spot to watch the movie so SORE LOSER JEFF can fucking watch it! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK!

Jeff says "no" kindly though. She again offers to ask them to give him the movie. Jeff talks about how Jordan said "five things you could get punched in the face for". WOW! The crazy thing is you never know if someone is playing or not when they say shit like that in this super hyper sensitive world. I have dealt with abuse in my circle of family and friends so to me that would be a warning sign. Anyways...

Jordan takes a seat and has to listen to Russell talking about how people are "jealous" he won and are suddenly "mad" at him. OH MY GOD! Russell talks about people being jealous! I sure as fuck can't wait to find out how much America loves Jeff for giving him that power and how America doesn't love him enough to give him SQUAT SHIT!

Later Russell stays in his bed thinking how the world is turning against him. Jeff comes walking by and Russell holds his hand out to catch it and hold it, slapping it, whatever the fuck straight men do when they are TIGHT together. They both head into the Pool room to talk. Russell talks about how he's worried about Michelle and Jeff tries to get Russell and Michelle to "work it out". Russell tried to bash Michelle before Jeff said that. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT JEFF, You can't control Russell's hatred of the jealous that he only sees that the entire house has against him.

Later outside Russell is talking with Jeff. ATTACHED at Jeff's hip. Bashing Chima and his old alliance and how he wants her out more than anything. Russell talks about how it is a "personal" thing with him and how they "fucked him" when HE FUCKED THEM. I did forget to mention that Chima did admit there was a plan to backdoor Russell week 2. Russell talks about how he has "no one" and how Jeff is his only alliance. Jeff talks about how Russell's word is "good to me".

Russell plays the victim to Jeff. Russell wants Jeff to get Michelle for him and Jeff says how she is "weird" and goes where the power is at. Russell is begging for Jeff to work Michelle over for him since he knows he can't do it alone. Michelle is DONE with Russell. Jeff also thinks he won't get final with Chima, Jessie and Natalie in the house. He keeps talking about making a "power move".

Upstairs in the HOH room Jordan is talking with Chima. Chima told Jeff that she wanted to talk to Jordan AND Jeff after the Have Not competition but it seems only Jordan is up there talking. Natalie is there to, not sure fucking why. Jordan does sell out Russell and how she doesn't trust him at all. Both agree Russell lies about "stupid stuff" and how he will lie about everything and "you".

It seems Jessie is there too. All three have told Jordan that Russell called her "dumb" and how he lied to her about them three coming after her when infact they are not. She is afriad to confront Russell because he will lie and it will cause another giant fight.

Ohhh Jordan is onto Russell. Saying how had she won he would be "up my butt" and telling her how he wants Jessie and his gang out. Well he's already doing it downstairs thinking he's going on the block and he's "up her butt" now because he's already working votes to stay if he's put on the block.

Downstairs Jeff is already working the angle of who Russell would vote out if Jessie and Natalie were on the block. It looks like Jeff WILL play out Coup d'etat this Thursday. Russell says Jessie because it is "personal" how Jessie was complaining how much Russell won.

Upstairs in the HOH Chima wants Jordan and Jeff to see that getting Russell out this week benefits everyone. How Russell is a threat to win things in the house but Jeff hearing that could be an advantage for him as he will be safe with Russell all the time. That is until Russell gets jealous of Jeff's love from America.

Natalie then chimes in how stupid it would be for someone to use their power if not only to save themselves from the block. Basically if anyone who is not on the block fucks with the HOH and does what they want that people will be pissed. YES THEY WILL. Not at first. I know at first everyone will love Jeff for taking out Natalie or Jessie but soon after the jealously will build and the hatred for Jeff will build, especially if he is allowed to play in HOH after that power move. He better fucking sit out with Chima after "over throwing" the HOH. If he gets to play again and losses expect a house hatred attack driven by Lydia and Russell to take out Jeff the next week. Again it all depends on who wins HOH this Thursday.

Back to the HOH talk. Jordan tells them how Russell told her that Chima told him that she was putting him up. Chima is PISSED because she can't do that, you can't tell the people you're nominating due to the fact of the element of surprise after the actual nomination ceremony. This is another lie they have caught Russell in, well supposely. Somehow Russell also knew Lydia was going on the block, that either Chima told him or someone else told him. Jessie tells Jordan that "we never had any intention" on going after you or you would be going up but Jordan always thinks there's some backdoor plan for her and Jeff. She never feels safe.

Now the feeds are cut for the nomination ceremony. Like we didn't already know who's going up. Russell and Lydia.

Friday August 7th Part 2

Let's play KETCHUP real quick. Jessie has basically figured out Jeff has the power and is paranoid about it but at the same time is just like "fuck it" and "I'll take one for the team so that you both can get further", hey says this to Chima and Natalie. They don't believe it will happen.

All three have figured out the power lies with Jeff, well Natalie still doesn't want to accept it or believe it. Chima is already getting pissed that if her HOH is over thrown and Jeff gets to take BOTH her nominations down and put up 2 new ones that she's going to FLIP THE FUCK OUT ON LIVE TELEVISION! She's going to get up, cuss a storm, probably get Jeff's face {I'm hoping}, this girl is going after Jeff like there's no tomorrow, she's also going to go against the show on LIVE television and just act a fool that she got played this week.

I can already picture the Diary Room trying to calm her down that she was at least safe from the power all week long and that she didn't have anything to worry about and how she could still win the grand prize. BLAH BLAH BLAH! She also boasts about how her live moment will make TMZ.com's website of best reality show moment.

Later downstairs Jeff is talking with Jessie and Natalie about random shit. They both go outside and SUPER AS FUCK PARANOID Russell is quick to ask what did you guys talk about and did you tell them about us and they want me out... OMG it's so tiring how much Russell is paranoid. How soon before he turns on Jeff, I would say mid next week after his jealouly brews over American loving Jeff over him. Jeff does infact tell Russell that "they both want you out" and that he can't do anything unless he has POV. Jeff is really working the angle of turning Russell officially against Jessie and Natalie.

Jessie and Lydia have loads of fun playing pool outside. She's smiling and laughing and loving every moment of it. If Jessie is aware that he could go on the block he better start getting Lydia to work the votes for him to stay.

If the week plays out as predictable then Jeff uses Coup d'etat to put up Jessie and Natalie. That leaves 5 people to vote. To Evict Jessie. Russell, Kevin, Jordan. To Evicte Natalie. Lydia and Michelle. But then who the fuck knows who will vote if Jeff doesn't try to gather the votes before the live show with his round about line of questions. He already has 2 votes to take out Jessie, Jordan, Russell and Kevin. That's all he needs.

Saturday August 8th

Just around midnight Russell and Michelle had a calm discussion turned low toned argument about the epic he said/she said "Chima is going to backdoor you" comment that started all the fights Monday night. Russell is still trying to save his rep in the house by labeling Michelle as the sole liar when half the house is well aware Russell is an epic liar himself.

After Michelle gets upset with Russell trying to get her to admit something she feels she didn't do she tells Russell "fuck you" and starts to make her way inside. She did mutter how she was going to get Chima but then when both Jeff and Russell told her not to get Chima, she only heard Russell say it and told him again "fuck you". I did forget to mention Jeff was outside to witness this fued and apparently sided with Russell after Michelle went to "hide" upstairs. So much for the Jeff, Jordan, Russell, Michelle alliance everyone wanted to happen. I sure as hell didn't want it to happen because I knew this alliance would implode thanks to Russell.

Jeff also is getting pissed thinking that last "fuck you" was directed at him when it really wasn't. Minutes later Jeff goes inside to talk to a sleeping Jordan about the Russell/Michelle mini baby tiny fight. Jeff tells her how Michelle's going "crazy", explains the "fuck you" comment that he says "better not have been for me" crap. OH HOW DARE ANYONE TELL JEFF FUCK YOU! Jordan then asks Jeff if he has the mystery power and he says "I wish".

You see all this started when Lydia yesterday made some comment about wanting Jeff out after his rude as fuck behaviour after the Have Not comp. Michelle mistook the Lydia "comment" as her suddenly wanting Jeff out and tells Natalie later over a chess game. Natalie then tells Jessie who tells Lydia who denies it and then tells Jeff/Jordan about it and how she never said it and then confronts Michelle gently about it and it turns out it was a misunderstanding but this little rumor that Michelle started caused a bunch of little spats between Natalie and Jessie and created a dominio effect to the other night happenings mentioned above.

Upstairs in the HOH room Natalie and Chima SHIT CHAT about Jessie being paranoid about Jeff using the mystery power to take him out. They don't SEE THAT JESSIE IS IN TROUBLE. They are fucking idiots thinking there's nothing to worry. Michelle barges in talking about how Russell is being an "asshole" and trying to get her into another fight. Natalie is quick to say she got in a "big fight" with Jessie, which it wasn't and how she's "done" with Jessie again. WHATEVAS!

As Michelle tries to explain what's HER PROBLEM Natalie chimes in and interrupts making it about HER AND JESSIE! Wow, SHUT THE FUCK UP NATALIE! This isn't about you! Chima says "my gut tells me Jeff has it" meaning the "wizard" power. Natalie doesn't believe it but then all agree if Jeff had it that Jeff would use it and how he's making comments about other people going to the jury house.

Chima calls Jeff a "dumb mother fucker" for taking Russell off and how Russell will beat Jeff in everything later in the game. Chima says Jeff is a "dumbass" for taking off Russell this week and how she will be after him next week hardcore, the best way she can, through her friends.

These three ladies talk about creating an TWAT ALLIANCE leaving Lydia out and I guess Jordan out. Michelle calls Jeff's behaviour of sitting in the background "fishy" and how Russell set up the pool game where this fued happened to talk to her and get her to admit to something she feels she didn't do.

Now Natalie talks about how Lydia supposely said Michelle is a "bitch" for going up to talk to Chima before the nominations. They all talk about how Lydia will be in any man's HOH and how she will cry to anyone. Michelle knows her and Lydia are "done" when she revealed she talked to Natalie.

Downstairs Jordan tries to sell Michelle's good intentions to him but Jeff is just DONE with Michelle and bashes her but Jordan tells Jeff not to trust Russell but Jeff wants to take out Michelle once he "takes care of buisness" meaning using the power this Thursday to take out Jessie or Natalie.

Back upstairs they talk about what will happen if Jeff has the power and uses it. They talk about if Russell wins POV that when he takes himself off that Jeff will use the power then and hopefully leave Lydia up there. Chima says she did tell Jeff to his face how she wants Russell to leave. They all assume Jeff will not be able to replace the nominees but then they think maybe he will be able to replace them. She would want to take out Jordan for fucking with her. But that's NOT going to happen.

Chima is back to wanting to drop f bombs and warning Big Brother she is going to be pissed the entire rest of the show and "lose my shit on national tv". She is ready to be kicked out for America and Big Brother fucking with her game. "She says if they fuck with me... I will lose my shit on National TV". Michelle agrees to flip the fuck out too. Natalie says Ronnie says that power is the Coup d'etat and how it makes sense when Julie asked "whoever has the power needs to stand up now". Both tell Chima that this week is just about you being safe then. She still hates her HOH being fucked with.

Chima yells how she will "sabatoge" the entire hour if they gave this power to Jeff or to anyone who fucks with her HOH. Jeff is definitely going to make some good enemies when he pulls off this STUPID power move. Right now he doesn't have a target on his back, AT ALL. When he does this he will have Chima, Natalie{if Jessie leaves}, Michelle. Lydia was hoping Russell would leave but is happy nonetheless she is safe. Kevin will be happy Jessie is gone. Russell will be grateful at first but then be jealous of Jeff soon after for America giving him so much power for not doing a damn thing for 5 weeks except play the victim. Russell WILL turn on Jeff, believe it!

WHOA! Back the fuck up! Kevin joins the HOH gang and here Michelle reveals how she and Russell had a final 2 deal last week and how it is now over.

Also, sometime in the middle of all the HOH chat they come down for a break. Russell is walking around on his high and mighty horse and soon finds Jessie, Lydia, Natalie and Michelle in the bathroom, kitchen area. Russell starts laughing and making little comments about Michelle. Something stupid and little.

He then calls Michelle "psycho" and goes on to tell HIS side of the pool game fued to Jessie but Michelle, who he knows is in ear shot distance, comes over and starts to defend herself but Russell is quick to tell her "shut up, shut up, I'm not talking to you". He attempts to raise his voice when he does this.

She doesn't like Russell attacking her "mental stablility" and he is quick to tell her she's crazy, needs her pills, meds. He keeps "slandering" her and she doesn't want that and he keeps saying how he's not talking to her. Russell then goes on to tell his side to Jessie and she interrupts and he interrupts her again.

Michelle stands up and says "you're not talking to me because I'll tell the truth" and he calls her "dumb" for her pretty dead on comments about Russell not wanting her to talk to reveal truths about Russell. Jessie walks away, Lydia stands in the kitchen. She's pissed the 2 people that hate her in the house are calling her crazy. She tells Russell he needs to "start respecting women" and he claims he does but that she's "crazy". Natalie comes over to comfort her and Michelle talks about how she knows it's a game and she isn't going to let Russell get to her.

Expect during the morning hours that Chima will get in Russell's face again in defense of Michelle. That should be fucking AWESOME!

Saturday August 8th Part 2

Morning has come and gone. Russell got his wish. Jessie did NOT play in the POV. Russell had houseguest choice as he wanted and he picked Jeff. Jessie's shot at immunity was GONE. Chima picked Natalie and Lydia picked Kevin. The POV comp had to do with eggs and them wearing chicken costumes. Kevin WON POV! But only by 20 seconds! Not sure who came in 2nd, all I know is Russell LOST!

After the comp Jeff told Russell that he's still "safe". Kevin is afraid to use the POV on Lydia because he's scared he would then become an option for the "wizard" power of being sent home. Remember if Jeff uses his powers only HOH and POV holders are safe from eviction.

Russell continues to toy with Jessie by pulling him into the storage room and asking him to rally votes for him to stay. After Russell leaves the storage room Jessie's like "you fucked me" and "why should I help you". Jessie is PISSED Russell didn't give him a chance to play for POV this week.

Kevin talks with Chima and wants a new alliance that includes Jessie, Lydia, him, Chima and Natalie. A power of five. Michelle is not mentioned. Lydia is fine staying on the block if she has the votes to stay. They all just worry about the "wizard" power. Natalie did tell Lydia who all joined the HOH coversation that she will put aside all their fights and arguments and agree to vote out Russell.

Downstairs Lydia ends up chatting with Russell and Russell tries to start shit between Lydia and Chima again. Getting lydia to remember how Chima called you a "whore" in the house and basically to go after her when he is saved by Jeff later this week. Does it work? Who gives a fuck.

Later Michelle and Jeff finally talk. They seem to work out whatever is wrong between them and Michelle uses this chat to turn Jeff against Russell. Did it work? I don't give a fuck because Michelle will not target Jeff next week if he saves Russell showing Michelle that Jeff values Russell over her. Nothing like a woman SCORNED! UH OH! Michelle then tells them that her only alliance is with Jeff and Jordan. No one else.

Later Jessie is venting to Chima and Natalie about not being picked for HOH. Here we find out Russell almost won but lost by 20 seconds to Kevin. Jessie can't believe Russell did that. Here we also find out Jessie's chat with Russell in the storage room. Russell tells Jessie to push Chima to put up Jeff, meaning for Jeff to have reason to use the "wizard" power.

They all talked about how Jeff HAS the "wizard" power. How Jeff was called in three times into the Diary Room earlier today before POV and twice after POV. Why is Jeff getting called in so many times if he's just another regular houseguest. What's funny is Big Brother cuts off the feeds as I type this because they continue to talk about how stupid Big Brother is by calling in Jeff so much.

They all figure out how Russell is trying to work the angle of having Jessie and Chima push for/put up Jeff or Jordan to force them to use the power to save themselves and Russell and putting up 2 people from Chima's side and BLAH BLAH BLAH. It ain't going to work Russell! They are onto your bullshit "smarts". They are not going to give Jeff another reason to use the power against them.

Chima says now that if POV is used for whatever reason that Michelle goes up as a pawn, Jeff and Jordan DO NOT go up and if Jeff uses his power to fuck with the HOH then they all have reason to attack him the rest of the game.

Jessie's last attempt is to talk to Jeff and talk about how they've never been in a fight, that Russell is the reason why they might be going after each other and how not getting out Jessie is the greatest move this week. Will Jeff care? No. For some DUMB reason Jeff thinks if Jessie makes it past this week that he'll somehow just win the game.

Sunday Auguust 9th

OH MY GOD i'm so fucking tired as fuckk. Drinkin g with friends. I see Jessi e is druink too. Awesomeballsac! will update later todya when I wake the fck uop.l

The entire day has been pretty mellow. I mean Chima and Russell did fight again, a tiny fight, she finally called him a "terrorist" again but this time she made a reason for calling him that, how she "terrorizes people in the house". She kept repeating it but he kept calling her a racist and how he's glad all of America got to see her be a racist, especially after her rant week one.

Russell is super friends now with Jeff and Jordan but to the point of being non stop paranoid with them, so much that both Jeff and Jordan are aware of his odd behaviour. Russell even told Jordan he wants Jeff to win, Jordan to win 2nd place, that he already voted to evict Jordan the week Casey left, that he will be upfront about backstabbing them both to get the money yet wants them both to win as well, he says all this while drunk late at night. Will Jeff still be an idiot to use the power? Of course, he's been power hungry now for five weeks and will use it just because he's been waiting to make his own power move.

Other than that the day has been quiet and boring. Kevin is aware of Russell's behind the scenes crap of trying to start fights between him and Lydia regarding him not using POV on her. Jessie is tired of Russell. Him flipping on Chima, Natalie and Jessie are so apparent that all he does now his hang around Jordan and Jeff ALL DAY LONG.

I really don't want Jessie or Natalie to leave this week, I wish Jeff would just let Russell go. But he won't. Jeff is a hypocrite. He's basically treating Russell like Ronnie and keeping Russell because Russell will help him, sort of how last week when Chima, Jessie and Natalie fought to keep Ronnie because he's there to help them. Last week they also wanted to keep Ronnie in the house as a target they could hold in front of them, same with Jeff, he wants the house to take out Russell next week over him. But what Jeff doesn't realize is how Russell could win POV and next week if him, Jordan or Russell do not win HOH that either him or Jordan leave thanks to his actions of Coup d'etat.

Monday August 10th

What's to say? The house has been pretty boring. Jeff, Jordan and Russell hang out with only each other. Chima bashes Russell to anyone willing to listen all day in the HOH room. Jessie and Natalie, along with Lydia, have fun all day. Most of them sleep all day. The house is just quiet. The quiet before the storm that is Jeff Coup d'etat.

POV ceremony came and went, Kevin did not use it in fear that he would be giving up POV to Lydia in case the "wizard" used their power Thursday night. I know, Kevin is safe regardless but sometimes you never know with this dame game. Everyone seems to think Jeff should play for HOH next week, even after he over throws it with his HOH-like powers. I mean he's not really HOH when he uses his power but I mean come the fuck on. If he, Russell or Jordan don't win HOH expect that pathetic mutha fucker to go up on the block thanks to his power starved move he's been waiting 5 weeks to play. Oh if his team doesn't win HOH oh his flat ass has a spot waiting in that nomination chair. Even if Michelle wins HOH she will be forced to put him up by the rest of the house. She can only promise him to save him with POV but really, with Jeff gone Michelle has a better chance at the money. I just want Jeff in the jury house the week after Jessie goes.

If history does indeed repeat itself then I see Natalie winning HOH next week. Big Brother TV Gods, make it happen.

Tuesday August 11th

Wow guys and gals. I'm sorry but the house is SOOOO BORING! Russell is trying to get Jeff and Jessie on an all boys alliance to take out Chima's proposed girl's alliance. Not gonna happen. Other than that.. who gives a fuck.

I kinda want Jeff to use the Coup d'etat to flip the house back into hardcore game mode. Today Jeff drank a sip of some HATEORADE! Big Brother did what they always do, used it as a chance to give him another day of slop to keep him pissed off and keep him upset longer into the week so that he will use the Coup d'etat.

If Jessie goes then so be it. I just want another week of pure drama! I will honestly just be floored if Russell, Jeff or Jordan win HOH. I sooo want Jeff to pay next week for using Coup d'etat. This cast needs to show other future casts and show producer Allison Grodner that if you use this power, A POWER GIVEN TO A PATHETIC PLAYER ON BEHALF OF ALLISON GRODNER, that you GO HOME or GO TO THE JURY because of using it. I so want Jeff to roll over and die in the game as Laura did knowing the house hates him for saving Russell to take out someone they ALL GET ALONG WITH, Jessie! Jeff is just jealous of Jessie, he keeps saying Jessie a threat to win the game, EVEN I KNOW JESSIE CAN'T WIN THIS JURY OVER, how stupid is Jeff? He's just a gigantic idiot. He really should be letting Russell aka Ronnie 2.0 go this week.

Wednesday August 12th Part 2

Tonight the cast had a secret party for all making it to the Jury House. The Have Nots this week were allowed to drink and eat food, music was played, dancing, we'll never know how fun or lame the actual party was.

Afterwards it seems Jordan is finally coming around on wanting to keep Jessie around. Not sure Jeff will listen to her. Michelle also had a Diary Room leak where she KISSED ASS in Lydia's goodbye speech, talking about how good of a friend she is when really she wants her out after Jessie leaves.

Earlier today the cast did some pretty fun HOH photos, this time Russell left out of them.

Later after the Jury party Chima and Kevin are FOR SURE aware that Jeff has the "wizard" power. Apparently they say he was called into the Diary Room DURING THE FUCKING PARTY! That on top of other reasons they are for sure he has the power. Both are now preparing for Russell to stay with Jeff using the "wizard" power.

Big Brother is also not going to show Thursday's episode "live" because of Chima's threats to blow up on National TV. They want to edit the "live" show to cut out her rants and verbal insults. I would expect another reason is Jeff would fuck up his power over and over and over again causing them to reshoot the "suprise" announcment over and over and over. Jeff is like "wha? That's not what my power does? Then what does it do dood?"

The backyard is also on lockdown until Tomorrow's live show. Upstairs Lydia, Kevin and Chima grow tighter, with their talk of missing Ronnie, wanting Jeff out first over anyone else, still thinking Russell is leaving this week. Talk turns to "final 2" deals and Chima AGAIN tells Kevin "no offense" that she wants a woman to win. She says she would mad if Jeff or Jordan "won" because "they are not really playing" and wouldn't mind if Michelle won the game.

She would also hate being the 2nd member of the Jury. All three still believe they will be part of the final 5 with Jessie and Natalie. Little do they know they are going to lose a member this Thursday.

Around 9:30pm Russell is trying to trick Michelle into voting for him, how he already has Jef fand Jordan's vote when Jeff TOLD HIM not to tell anyone he had them. Russell also claims that he has Natalie's vote as well to stay. Michelle isn't sure to trust him and listens him out. It's good that she is pretending to give a fuck since Russell will be saved thanks to Jeff tomorrow. Just OMG I literally can't stand Russell anymore, I can't stomach his game play anymore. FUCK YOU JEFF FOR SAVING HIM!

OHHH SHIT! Upstairs in the HOH room Lydia is using Playdoh to make Russell's fucked up ears. She already made one and is working on the other. Chima laughs at the look of it. They also talk about people voting on the "wizard" power. Chima calls all the women who voted for Jeff to win the power "bitches". I'LL CALL THEM THAT TOO, FUCK YOU BITCHES!

Minutes later Jessie and Russell are fighting. It seems Jessie laughed... OH SHIT i'll fill you guys in later after i find out all the facts.

Michelle ends up leaving a toe to toe fight between Jessie and Russell. Neither are standing down and spewing all their DRAMA. Jordan and Michelle head upstairs, Jordan is rushing upstairs. Natalie is already up there filling in Lydia, Kevin and Chima about the fight and how it started. Jordan and Michelle SPILL how Russell is working everyone and telling everyone he has the other person's vote to stay.

Jordan and Michelle tell Natalie how Russell is going to fuck with her mind to get a symphathy vote from her, has Jeff and Jordan's vote and was trying to get Michelle's vote. Michelle talks about how they are having their "alpha male" fight. Natalie wants to go downstairs and give Jessie a "support" in his side. Jordan asks where Jeff's at.

Michelle then talks about how Russell called her "co co" this morning and how Jessie supposely egged Ronnie on dumping a bucket of water on Michelle but Jessie claimed it never happened but was talked about and how he laughed. She says Jessie then pointed out how Russell was flat out in Michelle' face yelling at her.

Downstairs Natalie is informing Jeff and he seems interested and both make their way to the Pool room where they are fighting... let's say WERE FIGHTING.

Now Russell and Jessie are laughing, hugging, pushing each other like MEN DO, talking casually, Jessie laughing hard. Natalie walks to the door and listens and hears them acting like that. She tells Jeff they are no longer fighting and he turns around telling Natalie "to be honest I don't really care anymore".

Back upstairs Jordan is talking about how SICK AND TIRED she is of Russell. How she pretends to sleep when he's there. Jessie came in to point out Russell's bullshit that Michelle was being fed. She says she is a big girl and can handle Russell's bullshit.

Natalie pokes her head into the Pool room and Jessie tells her to come in. She is expecting a fight but sees them sitting on a bed MAKING OUT! Just kidding, they are talking calmly mixed with laughs. She then talks about how Russell "fucked us" by sending Ronnie out last week and he takes it personally just a bit but Jessie calms him down and they all just talk out their crap.

Back upstairs Chima tells the room how she's sure Michelle wants out Russell and Michelle agrees. Kevin wants to easedrop on the "fight" they think is still happening. Kevin talks about getting a new hoodie to easedrop. Jordan is back to talking about how Jeff and her are annoyed with Russell and how Russell moved into the Pool room to be closer to them.

Here Chima reveals talked to Big Brother and how Chima can't "talk" when things are happening downstairs during the live show. They all joke now about Lydia telling everyone how she's a pawn and how Russell is going home.

Kevin is back upstairs telling them they are both talking calmly about their differences and how Russell feels "left out". Chima calls out Russell's mixed emotions tatics. Jordan sees it and talks about how Crazy he is. Michelle and Lydia agree. They all talk about how none of them want to be in the Jury House with Russell next week.

Michelle and Jordan are hating on Russell. Jordan doesn't want to go back down there and be "trapped". Lydia tells Jordan how "nice it is" for you to finally be up here. Jordan smiles big and loves the welcome feeling. Chima points out how "none of us are playing the game dirty like he is". Oh wait until Jeff plays DIRTY!

What's good about the HOH chat with Lydia, Kevin, Chima, Jordan and Michelle is they all hate Russell even more now and when Jeff saves him they are all going to redirect their anger at Jeff and wonder WHY? WHY HIM? Jordan now says she thought the fight was between Jeff and Russell.

Kevin and Jordan talk about Russell always backtracking on the personal stuff he's said but Michelle is like "oh he fucking means it". Jordan says Russell almost had her last night when he talked about how he saved her and Jeff last week. They tell Jordan Russell had no intention on going after them and had "options" in the house and how he used that week to gain "trust" to "hold it over your heads" had you come into power... WHICH IS NOW HAPPENING with Coup d'SHIT.

Now they LAUGH HARD about Russell's bullshit lies. How Jeff drives a "camery" car and how suddenly Russell drives one. Jeff believed it but Jordan was laughing saying "like no Jeff, he doesn't". They talk about Russell fixing himself to connect with everyone, Lydia points out how Russ talked about getting a tattoo. Jordan is just having loads of fun with the Russell bashing.

They now talk about their Playdoh creations downstairs being destroyed by Russell. Jordan asks why Russell "acts" all the time. She calls Russell's lies "stupid lies". They now talk about Russell lying about one of his sisters and how she didn't want to be part of the show, the one he lied about to connect with some of the housguests.

Now they talk about his lies on his jobs he's had and how none of his job stories are matching up and how his bike injury recovered wasn't as long as he said and how he lied about having a "concusion" a week or so ago when he hit his head in the pool.

Downstairs both Russell and Jessie talk about how they are both fucked. Russell leaves and if the "wizard" power is used then Jessie leaves. He's fine with leaving and how he'll get drunk and wait for Russell the following week. Both claim they are not pissed at each other and Jessie finally leaves the room.

Natalie is now in the HOH room spilling what the calm chat between Jessie and Russell was about. How Russell says he never lied to them and never talked bad about them behind his back and if anyone says he was that they are lying. Jordan is hearing this! Lydia then reveals how Russell talked about how he has the balls to put up Jessie and Natalie the week Ronnie went home but how he wanted Ronnie out more.

Natalie just reveals everything Russell said to them. Jordan the reveals how Russell told her he had Natalie's vote but not to talk to her, to talk to Jeff, so she does and Jeff was like "what" and then to talk to Jessie. They all laugh on how Russell never wants anyone to talk to anyone. Kevin now talks about how Russell approached him for a vote in a joking manner. Natalie says she and Jessie are NOT voting for him and he knows it now.

Jessie walks into the HOH room and Michelle is quick to apologize to him about leaving them. Jessie talks about the fight and how Russell says he was "playing with him" and about Jessie defending Michelle. Michelle tells Jessie how he has never "disrespected me ever" in this game. Michelle says she repeatedly told Russell he doesn't have her vote.

Michelle then says Russell threw everyone under the bus to get her vote and Jessie reveals how Russell LIED to him saying he didn't trash anyone. Michelle and Jessie compare Russell speeches they got about how each is the next target if he leaves. Chima laughs how Russell never accepts fault. Michelle is pissed Russell still has yet to apologiz to her for calling her crazy and all the crazy attacks on her.

Where's Jeff you ask? He's downstairs in the Bike room sleeping. SLEEPING! Not part of this! WHAT THE FUCK? Back upstairs Jordan talks about how Russell told her she wants to come in "like 6th place" and doesn't really want the half a million dollars. She then tells them ALL how Russell said he and her could team up, go after Jessie and Natalie next and how they are coming after you and how you will be right behind him, the same spiel he tells everyone.

Jessie then says how Russell is leaving making everyone enemies or at least trying to. Jordan doesn't want to sleep in the Pool room because she's afraid Russell will start on her with game talk again. Chima softly gets upset with Jessie attempting to make excuses for Russell.

Downstairs Russell comes out of the Diary Room and walks shirtless to the Pool room. Oh wait, Russell is back on the move in the house.

Back upstairs Lydia tells EVERYONE in the room "you better not use the mystery power to save him". Then ALL OF THEM go around the room and all say outloud "I have the myster power" one by one. By them all saying this means if they have the power then it is null in void. They tell Jordan, mostly Lydia, that we all have figured out Jeff has the power and to tell him not to use it. Jordan also smiled during the "I have the mystery power" go around and how she laughed when she said it. They all know Russell doesn't have it because of his actions. And can you guess where Jeff is? FUCKING DOWNSTAIRS TALKING TO RUSSELL!

OH MY BAD! I thought Russell was talking to Jeff, no, he's talking all right but to the camera. He's ranting about anything and everything. And he says Michelle is crazy! He talks about wanting to "bang bang" the Michelle in the Diary Room, not the houseguest but the one behind the scenes.

Now Jeff is on the move in the house. The HOH crew watch him walking towards the bedrooms and YET no one goes to get Jeff to talk about him not saving Russell!

Jessie leaves the HOH room and is then called into the Diary Room. Russell is quick to jump up from his Pool bed and rushes to catch Jessie to find out what the HOH is talking about. Jessie walks into the Diary Room hallway and Russell closes the door so they can talk in the hallway. Jessie summaries it but inches towards the Diary Room door to get away from Russell. He goes back to his bed when Jessie is behind the door.

Later Jordan talks with Jeff in the Have Not bed. She talks about him winning HOH to "stay alive" and be off slop. After small talk they get to what happened tonight. She starts talking about how "everything he told us, he told them to" about Russell can't be trusted and how she "told him". She is ready to get Jeff to flip on Russell.

She goes on to say how Russell will say anything to get further in the game. DAMN IT! Big Brother switches the After Dark show to Lydia and Kevin in the Bike room. WHAT THE FUCK ALLISON GRODNER, DON'T LIKE THAT YOUR POWER WON'T BE USED ANYMORE? Bitch!

Oh wait the feed is back on them. Sorry Allison Grodner SUPER LOVE YA! Jordan talks about how she doesn't want to sleep in the Pool room because of Russell. Jeff kinda blows it off and says how "nothing was said that we all didn't already know". She says nothing about the "wizard" power. DAMN IT!

Chima comes in and interrupts them by turning on the lights in the Have Not/Red room, looking for her bag to start packing her HOH stuff. Michelle goes into the Have Not room to COCK BLOCK and SHIT CHAT with them both.

Over in the Bike room Lydia, Natalie and Kevin all laugh. Lydia wants a kiss from Natalie if they see some tiolet left from Natalie in the tiolet, something she is always doing. Expect them to team up on Jeff next week if Jessie is evicted.

Wednesday August 12th

Just after midnight Chima and Lydia talk outside on the couches about who they want out of the house next. Jeff, Michelle and Jordan, Each going back to back in whichever order it happens. Lydia would rather have Jordan here without Jeff than Jeff here without Jordan. Jeff always going first in Lydia's mind. Lydia and Chima both agree that Jeff and Jordan final 2 would be "horrible" because both feel neither has done anything up to this point to deserve it. How Jeff is "non committal" and Jordan has done nothing at all in the game.

Inside Jeff tells Michelle that "if" he had the "wizard" power that "fuck yeah I would use it". He's sooo using it. He also tells Michelle that if Jessie and Natalie make it past this week together that somehow they magically are final 2. IDIOT. Michelle also talks about how Jessie just came up to her and told her she needs to not go to "their" side of the house meaning Jeff and Jordan's side but Michelle is sticking with Team DUMB IDIOT.

Russell also talked to Jordan in the Pool room earlier about getting her vote, still unaware he doesn't need to as Jeff will save him this Thursday. Russell tells Jordan that he has Natalie, Jessie's and Jeff's vote to stay. All he needs is hers and how they don't even need Michelle's vote. Russell is still very much anti-Michelle. Jordan is shocked and of course asks if she can talk to Natalie about this and he is quick to say no. Russell tells her to talk to Jeff about how he already knows this and to only talk to Jeff.

What's funny is right before her chat with Russell in the Pool room, Jordan was cutting her toenails in the Bike room talking with Jeff and Michelle about how Russell wants to "fucking" talk in the Pool room about something. It seems Jordan is dreading any talks with Russell now. She says "I have to go see what he fucking wants". Before she left the room Michelle is working her angle about how she wants Jessie and Lydia both out next. I'm guessing she is still under the impression Russell is leaving this week with intent to go after Jessie and Lydia next but SUPRISE BITCH, RUSSELL IS STAYING TO TERRORIZE YOU SOME MORE!

Back outside Natalie and Jessie were playing some stupid game and he used the term "handicapped" in reference to the sport they were playing, something how he or someone was at a disadvantage thus using the word "handicapped" and Natalie tried to make Jessie look like an asshole for using the term when he tried to explain that's how the term is used in the "sport" world. Lydia jumped on the bandwagon, apparently also unaware of the "sports" term and he quit the match and went inside to go straight to bed. Lydia followed him and sat on his bed hearing his side of the STUPID ARGUMENT and ended their chat with a mix of now she's upset he won't accept her apology to them hugging and her baby talking about them hanging out later tonight.

Now Jordan and Michelle talk in the Bike room. Michelle reveals her deal with Chima about how if she didn't go on the block that Jessie, Natalie and her would be safe if Michelle got HOH next week but Michelle reveals she is ready to backstab and go against her "word". Um DUMB BITCH, THAT'S 3 JURY MEMBER VOTES! What's wrong with these people in the fucking house after Jury House starts?

Michelle pushes how Jordan should not trust Russell. Jordan again talks about how she is dreading going into "that room" because he's in there and how he'll talk to her when she doesn't want to talk. She rubs her face in hatred for Russell. Jordan then talks about getting HOH to get that "basket" and stuff from home but Michelle is quick to talk about how she doesn't "care about that shit" cause this BITCH WANTS THE POWER!

Michelle talks about "fighting" hard this Thursday and if they lose then they lose. She talks about how with Russell gone that she is "their" only chance at winning. Jordan is quick to discredit herself from every winning a HOH. Both think Jessie is "not smart" and Michelle seems irritated that Jessie wrestles around with either Natalie/Lydia. Michelle is SO OVER Jessie and Natalie's fake fights. Michelle is so ready to vote out Jessie and she will this Thursday.

Michelle trashes Chima's "girl power" alliance but Michelle wants HER JEFF around. Michelle basically orders Jordan to not talk to Kevin and how it is "just basically us" meaning her, Jeff and Jordan. HEY TWAT, YOU'RE THE THIRD WHEEL TO THE LOVE BIRDS. Neither really like you! They are USING YOU! Michelle calls the fight to the end with them three an "upward battle".

Michelle is just spilling her guts to Jordan. It's like Michelle is in LOVE with both Jeff and Jordan at the same fucking time. GROSS! She tells her about Natalie was the one who told on Kevin when he ate the grapes. Michelle says she has "your guy's back 100 percent" and how she will "never" backstab them. WHATEVAS! I'm so done with Michelle's creepy devotion to Jeff and Jordan.