September 30, 2009
The Ruins | Challenge Dailies Have Arrived! Show Premieres Tonight With 1 & Half Hour Premiere!!! OMG SHIRTLESS WES!
And FUCK you Evan. My blood boils when I see Evan, a NON REAL WORLD ROAD RULES contestant playing these games and winning like last season. Ohhh he makes me see red!
September 29, 2009
State Fair Of Texas & Oprah Update! I Can't Wait!
WFAA.com writes "Are you ready for Oprah Winfrey? The queen of daytime TV will tape her talk show at the fair on Oct. 12. Will Oprah devour a corny dog or sample some Deep Fried Butter? How about milk a cow? Details have not been announced as to where on the fairgrounds the program will originate, how to get tickets to attend the taping or when the program will air."
CBS11tv.com writes "Oprah Winfrey is heading to the State Fair of Texas.
Winfrey plans to tape her talk show on Monday, Oct. 12, from the expo in Dallas.
Spokeswoman Angela De Paul had no information Friday on when the episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" would air or where it would be taped at the fairgrounds.
De Paul said the show "will highlight the Texas state fair" and "we're excited to be coming." She told The Associated Press that further details would be released later.
Winfrey on Friday was in New York City for her Chicago-based show's scheduled live broadcast from Central Park.
The State Fair of Texas, with amusement rides, football games at the Cotton Bowl and offbeat foods such as deep fried butter, runs Sept. 25 through Oct. 18."
Oh how I fear I will not be able to attend!
Super Gorgeous! | That Bicep Bulging Suit Wearing Tall Dark & Handsome Soap Actor... What's His Name?
Was in a doctor's office waiting room thing and saw him on the television! I was alone so I had to whip out my camera phone and snap some photos of him. WHO IS HE? He must be amazing shirtless! I mean his biceps are about to rip out of his suit sleeves!
Whoa! Thanks to the huge response! He's Brandon Beemer! and WTF! It's like everyone knows him except me!
September 28, 2009
OMG! The Oprah Winfrey Show Is Coming To Dallas' State Fair Of Texas!!!
Now we don't have all the details as of yet but the State Fair Of Texas' official website is simply reporting that Oprah's show is coming to the fair October 12th. That's a Monday gals and gays.
I can only speculate that she herself is coming to host her show on the grand stage OR she is sending her gal pal Gayle to report via satellite there OR she's doing a food segment where her camera crew visits the State Fair Of Texas OR she's coming herself and doing everything the fair has to offer!
I highly doubt Oprah herself will come as I just can't see the fair having the security needed to protect our precious Oprah but she just as well bring her own security team to protect her from those crazy Texan Cheerleading Mamas.
This is BIG news for us Dallas folk!
Now if you're unaware what the State Fair of Texas is all about then get on your boots and spurs and head on over to Magmozine.com's State Fair of Texas Hunks!
September 27, 2009
Super Cute! | Big Brother 11's Jessie & Lydia Take On A 3 Hour Trip To Disneyland!
Holy Mouse Shit! If I were vacationing at Disneyland and saw them in the parks I'd drop to my knees in front of Jessie and kinda push Lydia to the side. Jessie "Muscle God" wearing that wife beater in the park, his muscles heated in sweat.... YUM! Still love ya Lydia! Never really said nothing too harsh about you all season long in my updates.
I still can't believe these 2 are a form of some "couple". Can't really tell if they are officially dating or just really good friends with really good sexual cock sucking benefits. LOVE IT!
September 26, 2009
The Bachelorette 5's Mathue Johnson | Dog Nap
A reader sent me these photos as it has been apparent that I've been grieving the loss of one of my family dogs of 15 years. That is the reason for the lack of updates for the past 3 days. Some dogs are just like no other. I'm ready to get back to updating. Time to move forward.
Thank you to those who sent kind words via email. And Thank you "Jimboy" for sending me these pics of the ever so hunky Mathue with what could be his dog or a pet of one of his friends/family members. How can anyone not love a dog.
September 23, 2009
Goodbye Old Friend...
"Lucy" named after I Love Lucy.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:26 AM
September 22, 2009
Shirtless! | New Moon's Taylor Lautner Shirtless Filming Twilight Sequel!
September 21, 2009
Super Gorgeous | The X Factor's Newest 19 Year Old Contestant Slash Singer!
GuyTV Crush | Epic Swoon To My 3 Crushes Who Will Play MTV's Challenge: The Ruins!
Finally Wes has returned to the challenge!!! This time he's back, still built solid as ever, still hardcore aggressive and more hot tempered as seen screaming in the show trailers. I do fear that this time Wes will not be playing through the entire season. I suspect he will be eliminated at some point and sent home very bitter. And I don't see the super hot Chet lasting too far into the season either.
But as for Brad. Well finally I know he and Darrell get into this season. I believe Brad is the one getting punched on the ground by Darrell. I wonder what behind the scenes drama led to this brutal sucker punch!
The new Challenge season kicks off Wednesday September 30th! Don't forget to bookmark The Challenge Dailies for all the exclusive raw footage from the series!
September 20, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Russell Shirtless And Living A Shirtless Las Vegas Life Outside The Big Brother House!
Russell sure does know how to take an iPhone picture of himself. Now if only he would take a nude cock shot for that one website that features nothing but nude iPhone users, well then we would have something to lust over. We all know how big is meat is... I mean I can't believe he didn't show it off more in the house.
To follow more of Russell's shirtless happenings then head on over to his Twitter page.
Update: Was checking up on the Las Vegas SuperPass Real live feed thing with interviews. Here we find out Jessie had an "incident" at the pool party earlier, pissed everyone off, Zach from BB8 said Jessie was acting in "character" when everyone else is just "being themselves". Oh wait, Turns out Jessie is there having fun and shows up on the couch with Lydia, Jeff, Jordan and James from BB6.
James, hot as fuck BB6 James, asked Jordan 2 things before Jessie and Lydia joined them. If she and Jeff are together and she says "they are officially together now". A couple. Janelle is in NYC so my prediction that Jeff would stick his dick in Janelle did not come true. Janelle and Kaysar are too busy to join the Big Brother giant cast reunion in Vegas.
At one point James did ask Jordan earlier who from her season did she not want to see anymore outside the house and she said JESSIE! I still can't believe he didn't vote for Natalie and voted for Jordan who STILL doesn't give 2 shits about Jessie.
Jessie and James get in a small tiff about Chima. James says Chima is NOT a houseguest and Jessie says she IS. Lydia doesn't want to talk about it and Jordan and Jeff are just "awkward" in the middle. Sorry but Chima WAS a houseguest, the show even tried to get her on the 2 hour finale but she denied their editing douche bag skills of what she had to say.
September 18, 2009
Game Wood | Muscle Morphed Halo's Master Chief, Batman Arkham Asylum & Mortal Kombot's Scorpion
I like them better this way!
September 17, 2009
MTV's The City & The Hills | Fucking Kick Ass "The Bitch Is Back" Promo Song!
WOW! I for one have never been a fan of MTV's The Hills or The City. Could give 2 shits about them. I'd spit on them if they'd pass me in the streets. But these new amazing promos that aired during the MTV VMA's were jaw dropping dramatic! They captured my full attention and I immediately fell in love with the promo song "Heads Will Roll" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
The song is very villianous and screams of the Queen of Hearts ill intentions on the world, of course wearing the most dazzling high fashion heels that would make gay men faint at their feet.
September 16, 2009
"Jessie Was Called The Douche Bag Of The Season And By Him Casting His Vote For Jordan It Just Showed What A Douche Bag He Really Is"! WHOA! LOVE NATALIE!
Super Gay WeLoveBigBrother.com is revealing some backyard interviews and that interview gave us this amazing fuck yeah quote from Natalie regarding Jessie's SUPER BITTER AND JEALOUS envy over Natalie getting further than him. She's obviously upset with the Shit Stain that is Jessie for NOT giving her a vote. I mean seriously. I have yet to find out the true reason as to why Jessie voted against Natalie. I'm dying to find out why he didn't vote for her to win.
And Yes Natalie is a delusional on the reasons why she thinks Jessie voted against her in the finale but seriously, I dying to find out why Jessie suddenly hates Natalie so much and didn't give her an end vote. I would understand Jessie voting for Kevin over Natalie if they were final 2 but JORDAN OVER NATALIE?!?! WTF?
Okay, Jessie explains himself and I kinda get it but kinda don't. WHATEVAS Jessie!
Big Brother 11 | "I Just Won This Shit Y'all!" Jordan Wins Big Brother 11! Natalie Wins $50,000! Jeff Won America's Cash Prize! Jessie Voted AGAINST NATALIE! WTF?!?!
And there you have it. Jordan has won Big Brother 11. Her man toy in the house Jeff won the Favorite Houseguest prize of $25,000. Jeff and Jordan both win top 2 of the 3 top prizes. Sorry Michelle fans, you had no chance in giving any money to Michelle with Allison Grodner at the hands of "America's Vote". And Natalie won Half A Hundred Thousand Dollars! I know, it's sounds like more when you word it that way! LOL!
I didn't record the finale so I'm trying to remember all that happened. The returning houseguests reunion was shitty as always. Ronnie tried to pull the "let's all hate Natalie together" to take off the hatred that people have on him. NOT GONNA HAPPEN! I don't even remember what Casey said, he's forgettable. Laura talked about Chima quitting and how it- AWW FUCK HER thoughts on Chima. Laura, just get ready for All Stars 2 and leave Chima alone. Chima was ALLOWED to do what ever the hell she wanted to do with her chance to play in the house. It made for amazing TV and both her and Allison Grodner KNOW IT!
What I was shocked about was Braden's SUDDEN MAN LOVE for Jessie! Everyone scared of Jessie's intense beautiful body. I FUCKING KNEW Braden was horny for Jessie's dick, especially the day of Jessie's eviction Braden wouldn't stop talking about Jessie sucking his dick and balls. There's always truth to "insults" like that. BELIEVE IT!
Chima not being there was EPIC. Another FUCK YOU to Allison Grodner and CBS. HOT BITCH got a job on the CW Network on a new HollyScoop show and she's doing what she loves. She used the show to get her to where she wanted and she's on her way to new jobs in the industry. HOT BITCH may not be on the BET Network but CBS don't own everything.
AND WTF! For some reason Jessie voted against Natalie. I suspect PURE JEALOUSLY! Jessie is a DOUCHE BAG! Who gives a fuck if Natalie claimed to play Jessie and/or talked shit about Jessie to Lydia, POINT BEING the girl was at your side mutha fucker the entire game. BITCH CRIED when you were evicted IN AND OUT of the Diary Room. Shitty DOUCHE BAG voted against Natalie. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
I hated the new format of the final 3 HOH Live Jury Questioning thing. It's good for Drama and suspense and ratings but I just hated it. I like only 2 people left in the house, celebrating, no more lying, just having a good ol' time and then the suspense of hearing about the Jury Questions and what was REALLY SAID versus what is shown on TV on the finale. But oh well.
I suspect Allison Grodner will step down from Big Brother this season, making it her last. I suspect she will pass it along to that new guy, forget his name. I wait and pray for the day when Allison Grodner steps away from the show. We need all new games, new twists, new powers, new ideas, new EXECUTIVE PRODUCER!
Been watching the backyard Evel Dick interviews. Getting some juicy tidbits. Like Jessie had only a week and a half to prepare to go into the house for another season. They just called him up and told him he had a 1 in 4 chance in getting back in the house and if he wanted to play again and he said yes.
Jeff will NEVER admit to being duped and made a fool with the EPIC LIE about Russell going after Jeff because all Jeff says during the live show and the interviews his how he had all these "reasons" to do what he did and how the EPIC LIE didn't really make him look out to be a fool WHEN IT DID!
More on the backyard interviews. Kevin tells Dick that he talked to the Jury and how they all were going to vote for him HAD he been smart enough to get to the end. Kevin talks about how more "fans" like him, Dan and Dick should be in the house playing the game versus all the last minute people who were thrown in at the final hour. Dick then says "Robyn", the person in charge of casting, "loves people who have no idea what Big Brother is". OH REALLY!
What's REALLY FUNNY is watching Dick make some rude comments and stabs towards Jen who's also in the backyard doing her own interviews. Something about getting her "stink" off of him. I guess they hugged off camera. He then commented about Nick and her breaking up. Later Jen was very close to him during his interview with Jeff and he AGAIN started making small jabs towards Jen and even Jeff is seeing it laughing while asking Dick if he's still "bitter" towards Jen. He of course denies it and makes some comment about her and Nick breaking up. She makes a comment about getting a text from him and he then talks about how Zach gave him Nick's "new number" and it's just a funny trainwreck. Dick also made a comment to Jen about how "no one remembers your season anymore" yet HE was on the SAME SEASON as her and is talking about his season during his interviews with these houseguests. HE'S AN IDIOT.
Dick now talks to Natalie. About how respected her game play over Jordan and can't believe how she didn't win the game. How she has "ALOT of haters". Dick says for her to just have the attitude of "just fuck 'em". She agrees and says she's fine with the haters. She also says this is the 2nd year she applied to be on the show. How she could do "this all over again". How last year she didn't even get a call back and this year she made it all the way through to the show. Natalie says "no one is going to tear me down" and how she still plans on talking to Allison Grodner about a "Big Brother" wedding. SORRY GIRL, AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. Now if Jeff and Jordan were engaged then yes there would be a special episode for their wedding but NOT THIS TIME.
My own personal final thoughts on Jordan winning and the final 3. I felt 3 floaters in the end all deserved to win something. A house STUPID enough to let them get to the end deserve to be bitty bitches voting for "floaters" to win. I don't believe the idea of "Jordan WON" comps near the end as a reason to give her the money. I mean if you have 3 fucking floaters in the end one of the damn floaters are bound to dominate and win something thus making them sudden players in an end game of "floaters". I mean Natalie didn't have to win and bitch still got dragged to the final 2.
As for Natalie fucking up her own game. I just don't see how she did it. Both her and Jordan played very great SOCIAL games. But I did see Natalie playing a Dirty Social Game, still can't believe her lies and playing multiple people at the same time never exploded in her face. Jordan on the other hand played a very CLEAN Social Game. Jordan's clean game moves or lack thereof gave her the majority of the votes. She hardly talked shit about people whereas Natalie did and her shit talking made it to the jury house THANKS TO LYDIA!
I still can NOT BELIEVE JESSIE AND LYDIA did not vote for her to win. TALK ABOUT BITTER CUNT TWATS DOUCHE BAG BITCHES. I mean they do have the right to vote however they want but come the fuck on, voting for Jordan over Natalie, someone who played the game and used people over someone who just wrapped her cookie dough thighs around Jeff to get her ASS dragged to the finals.
Natalie should have won this game had it not been for Jessie's bitter BITTER hatred towards Natalie getting the best of him and using him. But oh well, Jordan gave the gift of HALF A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS to Natalie! SUCK ON THAT MICHELLE AND JEFF FANS!
In the end I'm happy with any of the final 3 winning. Loved seeing Jordan hug her mother at the very end and her SUPER GAY brother. I loved her answer on what she will do with the money. No "going to Las Vegas" shit. Bravo Jordan. LOVED JORDAN when she isn't around Jeff. And Jeff having a relationship with Jordan outside the house. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
MARK MY TYPED WORDS, JEFF WILL STICK HIS DICK INSIDE JANELLE!
September 15, 2009
BB11 Finale Week! | Time To Musically Say Farewell To Season Eleven...
For the death of the wizard's game...
To Michelle's Insanely Odd Devotion To Jeff...
To Natalie's Super Secret Love For Jessie...
To Sweet Lovable Huggable Squeezable Jordan...
To The Entire Cast & Crew Of Big Brother 11...
BB11 Finale Week! | Jessie's Fantastic Flawless F!ckable Body RETURNS!
September 14, 2009
BB11 Finale Week! | More Random Gucci! Plus Lydia Watches The Houseguests Sleep!
BB11 Finale Week! | Random Gucci Hotness Moments From The House!
More posts to debut today, getting you all hyped up for the season finale tomorrow!
September 13, 2009
BB11 Finale Week! | Jessie "The Body" Is Nude! Ish! I Mean If His Towel Dropped He'd Be Completely Nude But Still Nude... ish!
Oh HOT DAMN! There's more Jessie screencaps to come! Monday will bring loads more of Jessie and the other houseguests. I'm throwing everything at you before and after Big Brother 11's season finale!
I'm excited for either Jordan, Kevin or Natalie to win. I'm happy with any one of them winning the grand prize! The ones I hated the most, Russell, Jeff and Michelle are out of the game and are no longer able to grab half a million dollars! This has been a great season!
Next year Big Brother 12 better deliver a hairy muscled GOD for us to swoon over!
September 12, 2009
BB11 Finale Week! | Time To Muscle Worship Jessie! Loads Of Jessie Muscle Screen Captures To Cu- I Mean Come!
September 10, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Finale Week! HEY Y'ALL! Jordan Wins Part 2 In The Kindergarten Style Rolling Ball Challenge!
Thursday September 10th
Well, Jordan wins Part 2 in the Final HOH. And don't get your TWAT all twisted up, the "Kindergarten" is a knock on Natalie too. I mean how the fuck did Natalie screw this one up! I'm impressed Jordan was able to pull this one off. I was out during the live show and arrived home just in time to see Jordan start her timed comp. I hadn't seen Natalie's earlier and was unaware how AWFUL the dumbass did.
I watched Jordan, fucking up, had hopes Natalie killed the comp, but then watched Jordan catch up and started knocking them all in only missing one. And then when the competition was over I hear from Julie Chen that Jordan won Part 2! SHOCKED, I WAS SHOCKED! Then she revealed it to the houseguests and Kevin was SHOCKED! Natalie had tears in her eyes but nothing fell down her cheeks. Both congratulated Jordan and Jordan talked about her arm pits sweating and how excited she was for the final part of the final HOH.
Kevin and her will now face off in the CHANCE competition that is Part 3. Jordan and Kevin have a 50/50 chance of getting to the final 2! I GOTZ to win against you "whench".
If Kevin wins Natalie has basically told him in the kindest way possible that he will LOSE against Jordan if he decides to take her to the final 2 over Natalie. Natalie runs down the votes and both agree Jordan, if in final 2, will win America's Vote hands down. That Jordan also has Jeff and Michelle's votes. That's 3. Natalie says that if Jordan wins the final HOH and evicts her then Kevin gets her vote "100 percent" BUT if Kevin wins the final HOH and kicks out Natalie then Natalie will FOR SURE give her jury vote to Jordan giving her the fourth vote to win the game!
Kevin has GOT to be thinking, Natalie, come on bitch, we're going to the final 2 together.
We also find out that no one is getting evicted until Tuesday, finale night. That the Jury will ask their questions live and vote live! That whoever is evicted will be voting and doing everything live. WOW! Now we and the final 3 have to wait almost 5 fucking days of NOTHING. Don't expect me to be covering the house unless some luxury comps happen, which I doubt it. I mean they could win the chance to see some movies, have a concert in the backyard by some CBS owned music group,
OH SHIT I NEED TO WATCH THE JURY HOUSE on tonights show via DVR!
Back, the Jury House was boring. WHERE ARE THE FIGHTS? Shitty Jury.
Big Brother After Dark has kicked in and Jordan is no where to be found. Kevin and Natalie are dining at the very small round table about how "they" just confirmed that this is the "Jeff and Jordan show". Kevin is agreeing. Natalie then pushes how now this is the "Jordan" show and how "they" want her in the final 2. Kevina agrees again.
Natalie AGAIN tells Kevin that if he wants ANY CHANCE OF WINNING this game that he has to take her to the final 2. He agrees yet again. But it's TRUE! If Kevin takes Jordan to the end it really will be the DUMBEST MOVE OF THE SEASON and the entire SERIES! So close and to lose to Jordan of all people. Natalie is FLAT OUT TELLING KEVIN AGAIN that Jordan will have four solid votes if Kevin evicts Natalie this Tuesday.
Later Kevin is in the Diary Room while Natalie and Jordan SHIT CHAT in the Red bedroom. Jordan mentions how America "really must have loved Jeff" and Natalie agrees. Something happened during their finale dinner where they were told or led to believe that Jeff and Jordan are LOVED by America. Well this makes me happy because if Kevin wins final HOH that he MUST take Natalie. Again Kevin will be the biggest moron to take Jordan to the end. Even if Kevin thinks Natalie has "friends" in the Jury House the only votes she supposely has is Jessie and Russell and THAT'S IT.
Jordan then talks with Kevin and Natalie about how she's nervous, her stomach is "turning" and how she is going to have "diarhhea" until the last day. WHAT? At least the girl is honest. Natalie is gone now and Kevin says "you're like totally on board" and Jordan laughs smiling saying yes. Again Kevin is told by Jordan that "100,000 percent" that if he wins the final HOH that he WILL take her and how is "mind is made up a long time ago".
Kevin then says he thinks Natalie has a "mystery power". WHAT!?! He really is an idiot! STUPID STUPID IDIOT! At least Jordan has NOW OFFICIALLY WON the show thanks to Kevin's new found paranoia. Kevin says "she is already on me" and how he has to "calm her down" in regards to him saying he will take her to the end.
Kevin then says he will only get "2nd" with Natalie in the end and how he may or may not get 2nd with Jordan. LAUGHABLE IDIOT! Kevin, I just can't believe what he's going to do. JORDAN HAS OFFICIALLY WON THE GAME. Why wait until the finale.
LOL! How Kevin tells Jordan how he's had "ENOUGH" of the Jeff talk in the Diary Room and how he told them he does NOT want to talk about Jeff anymore in the Diary Room. This must be why Natalie and Kevin talked about America loving Jeff and Jordan and why all their Diary Room sessions lately are about Jeff and Jordan and mostly just about them.
Big Brother 11 | Chima TAKES OUT MICHELLE Through Natalie Through Kevin! Michelle Off To The Even More Super Bitter Jury House!
Oh what a wonderful feeeeeelllinnnggg. Oh what a wonderful day. Michelle is no longer plaaaaaaying. I'd have it no other wayyyyy.
Michelle has left the house and has taken her stinky smells with her. But Michelle has to know had she stayed in the house she would have won the game. BITCHE PLAYED HARD AND GOOD. I didn't always agree with her hardcore sick twisted devotion to Jeff and Jordan but somehow it worked for her and she did ended up choosing the right "side" of the house. At least the side that got her to the final four. It's her own damn fault she left and she knows it.
I can't believe she almost won POV if not for one damn name! LYDIA! I also tend to think Karma, a fan of this game, did not like Michelle very much. Or Jeff. Or Russell. Basically all those who have done Chima wrong have been taken out! Karma MUST be on Team Chima! Now if Jordan leaves at final 2 then Karma REALLY HATES TEAM JEFF! Time will tell. You see Chima, you should have stayed in the house, you never know if you could have won POV and stayed all the way to the end with Natalie and Kevin!
As for Michelle. She wants to remain friends with Jeff and Jordan. I called that sick friendship and how this is all in her head, how it's one sided. There will be no double dating couples night out with Jeff and Jordan and Michelle with her husband. Jordan and Jeff will not be the Popular good looking couple that has a weirdo female friend that is the third wheel. Michelle, just please let Jeff and Jordan FUCKING GO! It's pathetic. Make NEW friends with other former Big Brother players. I see you and maybe Zach from Season 8 being friends. Both of you have weird nut jobs personalities with lovable aspects hidden somewhere underneath your TV personas. You two should click beautifully together.
Have fun in the Jury House following Jeff around and around and around and around. Don't forget to annoy the shit out of Jeff with your nervous laugh and weird comments. Here's hoping you get in a fight with Lydia and Jessie! Oh how I hope for Jury House fights!
Ohh I hope these 2 hunks apply for Season 12 to air next summer!
September 9, 2009
Game Wood | Grand Theft Auto 4's The Ballad Of Gay Tony! Song Revealed! Patrick Cowley's Menenergy!
There's another trailer but this is the one that matters! Trying to find the name of the song featured in this trailer!
This song turns out to be a retro super Gay classic dance song that many super hot older men use to dance to when they once frequented the Super Retro Gay dance clubs back in the day.
One YouTube user wrote "Brilliant! My ex and I used to dance our tits off to this tune at Stages Disco in Toronto about one million years ago LOL! :-) Thanks for posting this and sending me back in time to my youth again:-)"
Big Brother 11 | Natalie, Kevin, Jordan FINAL 3! Michelle Evicted! Part 1 HOH Endurance Comp! JORDAN OUT! Natalie OUT! KEVIN WINS PART ONE!
Tuesday September 9th
So Kevin told Michelle earlier today that she was leaving and the girl CRIED! Well I mean who wouldn't. And then during the live show the crazy nut job put on devil horns to show Kevin how she really is the Devil and the perfect person to take to the end to win against. GIRLFRIEND, KEVIN AIN'T BUYING YOUR CHEAP ASS ONE DOLLAR SHIT! Kevin evicted the shit out of Michelle tonight!
And a VERY BITTER Michelle told the final 3 "may the best wo-... player win". BITCH WAS TRYING TO SAY "MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN". Kevin caught that shit and mentioned it to the girls after Michelle was sitting on the shitastic chair with Julie Preggers. I'm so in CUNTY TWAT MODE TONIGHT! Off the Jury House Whack a doodle Michelle!
Oh my GAWD! I'm literally on pins and needles here waiting for Jordan to drop! Part of me fears Jordan has this one in the bag! She's hardly showing signs of struggle at all! Just literally JUST FUCKING LAUGHED at something Natalie said. All SMILES FOR FUCKING JORDAN!
I so need my final 2 latino players of Big Brother 11!
WHOOPS! I pulled a Jordan! I like totally forgot Kevin is "blackinese", a proper mixture of Black and Asian! For some reason I see him and think Latino! I remember some weeks ago he and Natalie were speaking spanish by the Hot Tub and how Big Brother called them in threatening them that they would both be expelled if they spoke spanish again in the house! It's crazy how Kevin knows Spanish instead of Chinese, or does he know Chinese too? WHATEVAS! Thanks readers for pointing that out!
HOLY COOKIE DOUGH SHIT! Jordan just said, the girl just LITERALLY SAID around 10:17pm that she was hoping they all would play "rock paper sisscors" to see who can go first because the girl is "FREEZING"! BOO YAH BITCH!
Natalie then says "I'm sure there's some nice WARM towels over there" hinting for Jordan to jump off and get warm. Jordan has also mentioned to Kevin how his face looks "blue" but he doesn't seem to think so. It looks as if Jordan's plea to wanting people to jump off has given him a new fighting hope to stay in the game. Jordan then asks "when is this thing going to start" meaning the log to start rolling. OH THE SUSPENSE!
Jordan just FELL THE FUCK OFF! She dropped around 10:27pm! The log started moving forward and down she went. I'm glad she didn't get hurt on her way down. Girl just feel straight down in a clean SWOOP!
They both check on her to make sure she's okay and Jordan is. Now both talking to each other. Kevin keeps calling her "whench" and laughing about how who will fall off next. Kevin says "bitch I can go all night". Then Kevin asks Natalie is she's tired or "cold" and she says no. Kevin snaps back playfully how he isn't either WHEN HE IS!
Jordan goes inside to get warm and both are quick to talk. Kevin swears on "everything, my man, my life" that he will take her to the final 2. Natalie keeps pushing how Natalie will stay up forever and how Kevin keeps saying "dude we talked about this shit" meaning her falling and letting Kevin go to round 3. He wants her to drop in five minutes and she says "15 minutes". Kevin then says "10 minues, compremise" BITCH!
Kevin keeps saying both still have a final 2 deal and Natalie is unsure to trust Kevin. Kevin keeps saying that if he wanted to backstab her he would have kept Michelle to both go after Natalie BUT HE DIDN'T. Natalie keeps saying she has "endured" worst pain than this. Kevin talks about his balls "shriveling up" and are now up inside his body. Natalie said her nut sac has shriveled up too. I KID! I KID!
Both plotting to make the fall look like it wasn't planned and wondering if Jordan is going to come back outside but she's inside showering her supple breasts, her finger tips grazing her so sensitive pussy lips. LOL! There's some super hardcore lesbian fingering herself out there as she watches Jordan shower!
Natalie then tells Kevin outside that "they" better not get you to go against her, meaning how a few days ago Kevin admitted to the Diary Room WORKING HIS BITCH ASS to keep Michelle over Jordan! FUCK YOU DIARY ROOM! Kevin saw through that crazy bitchassness from Allison Grodner's peeps!
Neither have yet to fall!
Natalie just willingly fell at the 4 hour mark while Jordan, who just came outside had gone back in. Natalie feel off on her own and Kevin soon walked off laughing how he just won PART ONE! Natalie and Kevin meet at the bottom and hug each other how they are "final 2".
Now they both go inside and Jordan is quick to ask who fell and Natalie says she did, how she was "cold". All agree the first endurance with them in a swing was FAR WORSE than this one. They all talk how "easy" this one was but Natalie has to keep downplaying how she was "cold". Jordan talks about her hand hurting "so much" and how she couldn't hold on anymore.
That's it! Part 2 or Part 3 may be during Thursday's "Live" show, kinda played out like a live HOH. Questions. I really didn't listen to Julie Chen to see how the rest of the week would play out.
Morning has come and gone. I check the feeds around 5pm to find Jordan saying "this is SO BORING! IT'S TORTURE!" Damn straight it is! Natalie seems to be in the jury- I MEAN DIARY ROOM! Whoa! Slip up!
Jordan is SUPER QUICK to tell Kevin how about if she wins the final HOH that she will take Kevin to the final 2. Kevin and her both agree that they will take each other to the final 2. Jordan keeps pushing how she can't win and how if Kevin takes Natalie to the final 2 that he will lose. He talks about how he doesn't want her in the final 2.
But Kevin "swore" on "everything and his man" that he would be final 2 with Natalie, even if he wins the final HOH. So Kevin is LYING to someone! Jordan seems to be pushing a good argument that Kevin will win against her and that all she wants is 50,000 dollars. Kevin doesn't seem to think Natalie even "needs" the money. He says how if he and Jordan win 1st and 2nd that the money will be "life changing".
I guess from this conversation Kevin sees a for sure win against Jordan but the IDIOT will may lose against Jordan in the final 2! Jordan has Michelle and Jeff's vote. That's 2. She'll get America's. That's three! ALL THE BITCH NEEDS IS ONE MORE! HE'S AN IDIOT TO TAKE HER TO THE FINAL 2! But WHATEVAS! I'd be happy with Jordan winning because she and her family will have loads of fun with the money, possibly even going to Disneyland or Walt Disney World. Or Even DOLLYWOOD!
September 8, 2009
Big Brother 11 | OMFG! Mr. GuyTVBlog Sees The Clues From The First Episode! SHOCKING!
When I watched the first episode of the series again I see the clues of the season finale and the storyline foreshadowing embedded in! It's just too freaky weird!
The first three pictures of Kevin, Jordan and Natalie are from the opening of episode one where the voice over talks about how everyone will vote each other out and only one houseguest will be lefting standing to win the "half million dollar prize". Those three are the last houseguests shown in that houseguest slide show! Kevin being featured over the words "Half Million". First Gay Big Brother winner to date?!?! I hope so!
Of course Natalie's face is shown when the word "Prize" is announced. Jordan's "dollar" means she only walks away with a "Dollar". Possibly the Favorite Houseguest 25,000 DOLLARS?!?!
And how fucking FUCKED UP was that on episode one Braden AND Laura are the 2 to sit in the eviction/nomination chairs and they are the first to go back to fucking back!
The Clues ARE THERE! BEHOLD! Natalie, Jordan and Kevin as final 3 WAS FORETOLD!
September 7, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Week 9
Monday September 7th
What's the fucking point? These final four are NOT fighting. Kevin and Natalie are always thinking of new ways to LIE to Jordan and Michelle. Not sure why. Imagine if Natalie and Kevin were tight at the hip from day one, IMAGINE ALL THE LYING THEY WOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL SEASON LONG? It would be dog shit on your high fashion heels fantastic!
The house is also aware that Tuesday is a live show and MICHELLE GETS EVICTED! Jordan keeps fucking pushing how she'll be leaving over Michelle. THIS IS BULLSHIT. I mean Jordan and Natalie both are fearful Kevin and Michelle have secretly teamed up but we all know they haven't. Natalie has threatened through Jordan to Kevin that if Kevin goes against what SHE WANTS that she will NOT vote for Kevin if Kevin and Michelle take her out at final 3, you know if Jordan were to leave and Michelle stayed to work with Kevin to take out Natalie.
But again that's not happening.
Thursday September 3rd
As so the long BORING eviction day happens. Jeff is ANGRY with Kevin and Natalie for doing this to HIM! HOW DARE THEY GET HIM GOOD IN THIS GAME. HOW FUCKING DARE JEFF GOT GOT!
Jeff has referred to Kevin as a "fucking cocksucker" today and has told Jordan to "shut up" about something. The "shut up" was rude and out of frustration and Jeff did end up apologizing about it later in the HOH lockdown.
Jeff has also ORDERED Jordan to stay with Michelle until the end and to not trust Natalie and Kevin. Less than an hour before the live show Jordan and Michelle are talking in the Pool room about the game and what will happen next week. Jordan here reveals how she would be happy to go tonight so Jeff can stay but would also be upset if she got voted out. BITCH CAN'T MAKE UP HER MIND! I think Jordan is on revenge mode if she wins HOH tonight. I think she wants Kevin's BLOOD on her HOH hands. Michelle wants Natalie's Blood even though she thinks Kevin is a bigger threat. Michelle can't take out both Natalie and Kevin next week. She either has to take out Natalie who has all her friends in the Jury House or Kevin who could win the entire jury in the end. Jordan is Michelle's new BFF final 2 gal pal lesbian ho bag!
OMG Jordan is watching Jeff play some stupid card game that he can never win on his own and she ONCE AGAIN tells him how she's done with the game and wants to "go home". He gets annoyed asking her "go where?" She keeps saying how she has this "feeling" she is going home over him when really this only gets Jeff's hopes up and we all know this isn't happening.
Thursday September 3rd
And with that Jeff HAS BEEN EVICTED! This feels as good as when Crazy James got evicted back during Season 9! And what makes it better?!?! NATALIE WON FUCKING HOH! I was like Michelle has this one in the bag but then Natalie actually won WHEN IT MATTERED! She's in the fucking final 3! HOLY SHIT! And what's up with Jeff NOT giving Jordan her "movie/cinema" kiss on his way out? Jordan should have just gotten on her knees and gave Jeff a blow job on live TV. Me and my erection would have loved that.
Afterwards Big Brother gave the final four a luxury comp where they won some new clothes. Kevin is spending alot of time in the Diary Room talking about what's happened while Michelle, Jordan and Natalie bond over some wine. Michelle seems to be sucking up to Natalie BIG TIME in hopes that she won't get nominated. Whoever isn't nominated this week has ALL THE POWER to evict who they want to leave that is on the block.
What Michelle doesn't know is that Natalie already promised a "final 2" deal with Kevin. How she is appericative of Kevin not putting her up last week. Natalie also tells Kevin that she will "fight" for POV to get REVENGE for Chima. Natalie wants Michelle out SO FUCKING BAD. She already got Jeff out for Jessie and now she hopes to get out Michelle this week for Chima.
It's funny because Jeff got out Jessie and then Michelle got out Chima, back to back. NOW Natalie has helped taken out Jeff today and we can only hope she takes out Michelle next, another back to back move!
Kevin also warns Natalie that Pandora's Box door thing is coming back. She plans on taking any money deals but
As the drinking continues into the night in the kitchen, Kevin in the Diary Room, Jordan offers a final 3 deal to the ladies. She says how Kevin will win the Jury against all three of them. Natalie then flips it saying how Jordan could win as much as Kevin. Jordan tries to downplay that she doesn't have the jury, FINALLY a move in the game to get in the girls head to take her to the final 2. BUT Natalie isn't buying it. The final 3 girls thing IS NOT going to work. Natalie wants REVENGE still, not girl power.
She also hopes to talk to Jessie once more. She says she left a horrible goodbye message to him and wants to explain herself. I suspect the Pandora's Box will be a dinner with one of the Jury Members, kinda like last season with Dan and Michelle.
Natalie now explains how Jeff's BULLSHIT of him saying "I saved you" in this game and how she gets so mad at Jeff and how she explains he never did what he says he did. He put her on block, she was never the real target and he used her being a pawn in the game as him "saving" her. She saw right through his BULLSHIT. OMG Jordan keeps trying to DEFEND Jeff's actions and hopes to get Natalie to LOVE Jeff. This reminds me of when Jordan bashed Jessie to Natalie and how Natalie tried to defend Jessie's actions.
Friday September 4th
Well today has been interesting but I've been working an 11 hour shift at my job so let's play KETCHUP! Natalie has nominated Kevin and Michelle giving Jordan the SOLE power to evict who she wants this week. That is POV is won and not used.
Well Natalie finally had her Pandora's Box moment. She came into the HOH room and found the door again and the feeds were cut off again. When they come back we find out Natalie is telling people that her boyfriend was there and proposed to her and told her that she has alot of "haters" from the outside world.
There was also a competition or event where these people in costumes were fucking with the houseguests. People have assumed it was Jury members Jessie, Lydia and Russell in costume and even Jordan and Michelle think Natalie is lying about her boyfriend coming to Big Brother's Pandora's Box room.
It would make sense for Natalie to talk to a jury member, like Jessie, and get him to turn the Jury against everyone and focused on her winning the end game.
Kevin and Natalie have also played up the idea of how they are going after each other or how Natalie did want Michelle out but now suddenly wants Kevin out only it is a trick. She still wants Michelle out for Chima! Kevin is also pissed because the penalty for Natalie opening the door is that she CAN NOT play for POV!
Now only Kevin, Michelle and Jordan play POV. So Kevin just may be leaving this week. If he doesn't win POV then he's GONE! So much for a gay person FINALLY winning Big Brother!
Saturday September 5th
So far it's been another day of easy going crap. But something interesting is happening. Around 11am-ish Jordan and Natalie SHIT CHAT in the bathroom. Jordan REVEALS how Michelle told her that Kevin proposed a "final 2" deal with her and how if either of them wins how Jordan is now going home. Natalie feels like Kevin will still take out Michelle if he has POV this week. Jordan is also "nervous" and mentions how she "really wants to win". Natalie LIES saying Kevin is upstairs sleeping when he's studying the dates.
Natalie asks Jordan if she believes her and how she's going to ask Kevin about the "final 2" deal with Michelle. Jordan begs Natalie NOT to tell them what she just told her and Natalie feels like Michelle could be lying.
Later that hour Jordan and Michelle have a SUPER QUICK SUPER WHISPER pow wow in the bathroom. Jordan is telling Michelle how Natalie said that if Kevin wins POV that he will vote to evict Michelle. Jordan is NOT going to evict Michelle and it looks like we have Jordan's new BFF, Michelle. Jordan also tells Michelle how Kevin is "nervous" too and how it's them two now versus him since Natalie can't play POV. She lost the chance when she opened Pandora's Box.
Upstairs Kevin is using his calendar board of dates and is going through who won what, when they won shit, who left on what day, what crap happened on what fucking day. Kevin is doing his hard core JEDI TRAINING! Minutes later the feeds are cut off.
POV comp is happening NOW!
OMGGGGGAAWWWDDD! Kevin won POV! It was the competition that everyone was preparing for. But mostly Kevin was the one doing his homework on who left when, who voted out who, who won POV when and if it was used who was taken off, who went up, etc.
Upstairs in the HOH room Kevin and Natalie are celebrating. Kevin is talking about "those 2 bitches" can "suffer" the rest of the week. Kevin counts the days left but doesn't realize that Tuesday is when the POV ceremony happens live and Kevin votes to evict MICHELLE! Man I really thought Michelle would win this POV. I also thought she would win this past HOH. Go figure.
Downstairs Jordan is laying in the Pool room bed with Michelle sitting on the side. They talk about Kevin winning and Michelle possibly going home. Michelle knows she's going and tells Jordan "if I leave I hope you win this bitch", she says this as she is a tiny bit teary eyed and sniffling. Jordan keeps downplaying how pathetic it will be how she will be dragged to final 3 and how she'll be following Michelle out soon after. Both already talking about how Kevin and Natalie are final 2 already.
Jordan thinks she missed the winning POV by "one" question. Michelle laughs at going to the Jury House to see Jeff. Michelle also tells Jordan that she will NOT campaign against her or do anything to get Kevin to evict her over her. AWWW how sweet for this BISEXUAL to tell her SUPER PUSSY CRUSH in the house.
OH GOD, enough of their pity party for 2. Back upstairs in the HOH Natalie is talking a mile a minute about how she REGRETS NOTHING in this game. She doesn't regret Jessie leaving or anyone because she got there because those things happened. Both agree they never targeted each other but did admit to targeting their partners. I can't remember if these 2 ever really targeted each other but who cares, THEY ARE FINAL 3!
Both are just happy, smiling, laughing, heart racing. Kevin says how Natalie wouldn't have made it to the final 2 because that "bitch ass Michelle" has a final 2 with Jordan. Natalie then says how she told her "boyfriend" she was putting him up and how it was all part of the plan. Natalie then talks about how he doesn't believe she and her boyfriend could have talked "game" because it's against the rules.
Kevin says how him and her are NOT America's favorites and Kevin knows Jordan and Jeff are like super loved by America. They talk about Michelle being the "awww you feel bad for her edit" underdog girl. Natalie knows she's getting a horrible edit and Kevin thinks he's getting a "bitchy queen" edit.
Natalie asks Big Brother for stuff to celebrate her "engagment" and them making it to final 3. Then they talk about the final POV comp. Something about building something and how Michelle hit the "buzzer" 30 seconds before he did and how she had 2 things wrong. She almost one. They laugh about how Jordan got stomped by the first question and NEVER got passed that first question! HA! HA!
They talk about Michelle hitting the buzzer multiple times and how she was wrong all the time. Kevin says he only hit it once and he won. Natalie claims she has never thrown a competition but will admit she hasn't always given "100 percent" to all them. Kevin is just so happy he can relax. Now they both think about the first HOH endurance, meaning part 1 of 3 parts.
Now Kevin suggests that once Jordan drops in the endurance that Natalie should give it to Jordan. Both suggest that they will "last" forever but if we remember way back to the spinning endurance, Kevin was OUT FIRST and then Natalie was OUT soon after with Jordan outlasting them both. Kevin says he will "bleed, take a shit on himself, take a piss on himself, I will eat bugs" and how he will stay up there forever. He will be "vomiting" to win the endurance.
Natalie SAYS she is fine dropping once Jordan supposely drops but we'll see. Both don't want Jordan in the final part 3 comp as it is PURE CHANCE and she could pull it off by her guessing, something that has worked for her in the past. She almost won HOH this past Thursday because she just FUCKING GUESSED!
Kevin says she WILL NOT give Jordan any chance to talk to him and calls her a "bitch" for not going for some deal he offered her. Kevin is just DONE with Jordan. How their plan worked on Jordan thinking Natalie was "coming after" Kevin and how Jordan thought all three girls in the house were after Kevin when really only her and Jordan were.
Also Natalie says if there's "water" she will stay up on the endurance. WHATEVAS BITCH! Bitch better stay under cold water in the HOH shower and start showering. WHOA! Kevin says he fell to his knees and started crying when he won POV! He says Michelle was also crying and had tears in her eyes. He then says "bitch you better have tears" and how she will "lose sleep and have diraherra, SORRY". The QUEEN TWAT is definitely coming out of Kevin now.
Natalie suggest they need to go downstairs and Kevin says he needs to NOT rub it in their faces but really wants to. As they head downstairs Natalie reveals how she was trapped inside, unable to see the POV comp from the sidelines or even watch it on the TV monitors inside. She was completely shut out from the comp and had to wait like us to see who won! BITCH WAS SHITTING HERSELF WAITING!
Saturday September 5th Part 2
The time is around 5:30pm and Kevin and Natalie are working both Jordan and Michelle in separate rooms. Well actually Jordand Michelle are both working Kevin and Natalie. Fighting to stay and to move to the final 2 chairs. Inside Jordan continues to push the idea that Kevin and Michelle are secretly aligned and how Jordan has this "feeling" that she is going home as Kevin saves Michelle. Of course this doesn't make sense since Michelle cried at the POV end when Kevin won.
Outside on the couches Michelle tries to work Kevin into keeping her over Jordan WHEN THE BITCH TOLD JORDAN SHE WOULDN'T CAMPAIGN AGAINST HER! Michelle plays it up that if she goes she goes but wants him to think about "it". She tries to use the threat of "you could win up to 500,000 dollars or you could not win 500,000 dollars" which leads Kevin to say "I'm not playing for 2nd" in this game. Michelle talks about how she wants at least the Jury Prize. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT GIRL CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND IN THE GAME IS GOING TO GET IT SO YOU GOT GOT AGAIN!
Michelle tells Kevin "you got this in the bag since you're in final 3... boom". Kevin doesn't respond. She then says she won't "run around and pressure you and I've made my bit" meaning her deal with him to keep her OVER JORDAN! She keeps checking out Kevin to see what he's saying and hopes he'll magically be like "fuck yeah I want to keep you so you can kick me out at final 3". LOL!
Later outside Kevin and Natalie mock each other playfully how the other better not FUCK the other over in final 3. Natalie has told Kevin about the Jordan thought of Kevin/Michelle final 2 deal that Kevin denies. Kevin then brings up how Jordan and Natalie are getting close lately. Both agree to trust each other again.
AHHH SHIT Natalie just brought GOD into the game and told Kevin how she "prayed" for him to win POV. WHATEVEAS! Now Kevin and Natalie said that we "have trust issues" and Natalie says that it is part of the game to feel this. Kevin says there has been so many times he could have fucked her in the game and he hasn't. Natalie agrees.
Sunday September 6th
Um... Yeah nothing interesting so far. I mean Big Brother has all the footage they need. Now we wait for Tuesday to have our live eviction where Michelle GETS THE FUCK OUT OF NATALIE'S & KEVIN'S HOUSE!
Around the time Big Brother After Dark starts we get an interesting hot tub conversation with Kevin, Natalie and Jordan. Michelle is NO WHERE in sight as both Natalie and Kevin tag team Jordan into feeding her LIES and bullshit about Michelle. How she has "bad mouthed" you and is campaigning to stay over Jordan AND REMEMBER Michelle told Jordan TO HER FACE that she wouldn't campaign against her at all yet she is. I mean she's allowed to but come on, if people want to be all upset with Kevin/Natalie fucking with Jordan, well Michelle has done her share of mind fucking with Jordan too!
Jordan is now pleading her case to stay and how she BELIEVES if she was in the final 2 with either Natalie or Kevin that she'd lose to either one of them. Kevin talks about how much he hated Jeff and flat out asks Jordan if Jeff told her not to trust Kevin. She ADMITS that Jeff told her to "stick with Michelle". Kevin throws his hands up in how he knows he doesn't have Jeff's jury vote AND that Jordan may still be seeking "revenge" for Jeff's eviction. Jordan LIES saying she isn't after Kevin but she really is.
Jordan then brings up how Jeff didn't care if she was going home and how badly he wanted to stay, this somehow relates to Michelle's current tatics in wanting to stay. How Jordan doesn't fault her for trying.
Basically both Natalie and Kevin are trying to get Jordan to think she has 2 chances at getting to final 2 as she sees a "bullshit lie" that she believes to be truth that Natalie and Kevin will NOT take each other to the final 2 when infact they are. They want Jordan's trust to drop during any part of the 3 part final HOH comps to let them win it and supposely take her.
What you may not know is that Kevin and Natalie talked about doing this to Jordan before this hot tub. Fucking with her mind and working her until they are the final 2 to toss her cookie dough ass out next week.
Jordan is also a little pissed that Michelle is "twisting my words" when she mentioned how she wanted to go home. Jordan says she meant in a week or so about going home and how Michelle is twisting her words to get Kevin to keep people in the game who actually want to play. But I mean who would fucking do that? I mean come the fuck on, that'd be stupid to keep hardcore players!
Now all three talk about Michelle's game play style, about going where the power is. WHERE THE FUCK IS MICHELLE? You ask? Maybe sleeping or in the Diary Room. Michelle's talk about Natalie/Kevin fucking with Jordan and using her to get them both to the end is revealed by Jordan to them and Natalie downplays it as not fact. Jordan is just spilling everything!
WHAT? Natalie just TOLD Jordan how she TOLD Kevin he was going up as a pawn and how Michelle was her real target? Kevin tries to play dumb and can't believe Natalie just revealed their plan to Jordan who is now speechless. Kevin keeps trying to downplay it as Natalie throws it back on him with "don't act like you didn't know, I told you" crap. Kevin is just like "whatever".
I can't believe Natalie just SHOWED HER CARDS to Jordan! WHAT A STUPID BITCH! There goes the whole plan to throw her off into dropping and not playing so hard in the 3 part final HOH! IDIOT!
Holy Pale Muscle! Wes Returns In RW/RR Challenge: The "I Can't Wait To Be The Shit Out Of You!" Ruins! Salivating Epic Yum!
September 5, 2009
Big Brother 11 | HOLY FUCKING SHIT! KEVIN WON POV! MICHELLE TO BE VOTED OUT! KEVIN & NATALIE FINAL 2!
Just for those Natalie haters and a few handful of lovers, KEVIN WON POV! NATALIE IS HOH! BOTH IN FINAL 3. JORDAN DRAGGED TO FINAL 3!
September 4, 2009
Big Brother 11 | DING DONG THE WIZARD'S GONE, THE WICKED WIZARD'S GONE! Off To The Violent Jury House! Plus I Respond To The Natalie Hate!
And with that Jeff has finally been TOSS OUT OF THE HOUSE by a VERY ANGRY Natalie! She made it known to the Jury and to Jessie that Jeff leaving was FOR JESSIE! Jeff GOT GOT! I love it! So what he got a standing ovation. Mutha fucker is out! So what he's good looking. Muther fucker can NOT win the half a million dollars. So what Jeff could win the Jury Prize of $25,000 dollars. Mutha fucker is headed to the Jury House!
I will say I liked Jeff and Jordan together and I only loved watching them when they WERE NOT playing the game, meaning talking game. When they were just themselves they were funny. I still can't believe Jordan never grabbed his dick in the house, NOT ONCE!
I also can't believe Jeff had 7 WEEKS OF IMMUNITY! You read that right! 7 FUCKING WEEKS OF SAFETY! He had this game sweet, I don't give a fuck how he thought he didn't and how he was at the "bottom". Mutha fucker had it fuckin' sweet!
Week One! Immunity for Jessie winning HOH. Braden Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Two! Won POV! Laura Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Three! Jessie won HOH again! Casey Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Four! Russell won HOH who protected him! Ronnie Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Five! Jeff wins/uses Coup d'etat! Jessie Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Six! Michelle wins HOH! Chima Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Six! Jordan wins HOH! Lydia Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Seven! Jeff wins HOH! Russell Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Eight! Jeff's LUCK RUNS OUT! EVICTED!
Will Jeff come back for All Stars 2? Doubt it. I think Jeff is D.U.N. with Big Brother. I see him having a wife and a kid by the time Season 14 comes around, which would be All Stars 2.
Who's next to go to the Jury House? NOT NATALIE! I suspect Michelle goes. I think the pressure of Michelle winning POV will be too much for her to handle. Here's hoping!
Update: An "anonymous" reader of GuyTVBlog.com, and thank you enjoying GTVB, wrote "do you like Natalie bc she is a smelly twat?? bc i still do not understand your reasoning..they posted an thing on EW on how Natalie will go down in history as one of the most HATED BB cast members of all time :) "
Mr. GuyTVBlog responds: You see her as "smelly" yet have not actually smelled her. Jordan and Jeff talk about Michelle's BAD body odor all the time and even Michelle HERSELF talks about her husband telling her even after she showers she still stinks YET Natalie is the one with the smelling problem here. WHATEVAS!
I am aware of the stupid one sided EW article. Again they focus on her negative "I'm holier than thou" qualities whereas I see her game playing qualities. I really didn't see much of them focusing on her game play. ASSHOLES.
She IS playing a very good SOCIAL GAME! Bitch has been on the block so many times and has YET TO BE FUCKING VOTED OUT! There's a reason for that! She's playing a fucking good ass Social Fucking Game!
Natalie is aware of the Jury votes and is aware of playing people. This how I personally love Big Brother to be played. HAD she tried to copy Will or Dick's game then she would be a copycat but she is playing her OWN game and is unique to only Natalie. You really can't compare her game to anyone and she is doing quite well. BITCH IS IN FINAL FOUR! BOO YAH!
I really don't care about half the things she says in regards to her pride, how she is going to win this and that or how she tries to call people out on them being dishonest and how 'honest" she is when we all know her to be an EPIC LIAR.
I like Natalie's style of gameplay. She's a hidden EVIL in the house and I LOVE IT! If she doesn't win and ends up going out before final 2/3 then BITCH BE BACK FOR ALL STARS 2!
And people are talking about this past Thursday's episode as the "worst" episode in Big Brother history! WHATEVAS! I fucking cheered when Jeff was evicted! I loved Kevin's words as he kicked him out. I love Natalie's eviction vote speech and how this was SWEET revenge for Jessie! I loved Jeff walking out the door and NEVER COMING BACK!
And when the HOH comp came I was just like, oh fuck Michelle's got this one in the fucking bag. Natalie doesn't stand a fucking chance. And then the last round they were in a three way fucking tie! I WAS ON MY FEET FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT!
Then when I saw that Natalie won with her guess I was screaming out "fuck yeah". I couldn't believe Natalie won with her guess. And when I Tivo'd the comp I saw that Michelle had originally wrote 80 and then second guessed herself! IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! People hate that Natalie ran around cheering, BITCH GOT FINAL FOUR and gets to play HOH next week! FUCK YEAH I'D BE RUNNING AROUND THE YARD TOO!
And if Natalie gets to have dinner with a Jury Member in the secret HOH room then well shit she is basically Dan this season and she plans on making it to final 2. Will she? If so I'll be FUCKING HAPPY and if not I'll be depressed Michelle and Jordan are final 2. You can all think of me when and if Michelle and Jordan are final 2. Let's all laugh at me when this happens. Rub it in my face that Natalie and Kevin are both in jury house. Still love Natalie though!
September 3, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Oh HELL NO! Our Ladies Of Big Brother 11 Are Not, I Repeat Not Camera Ready!
Oh Lydia, Girl I Super Heart You! WORK IT for the cameras!
Big Brother 11 | Week 8
Thursday August 27th through Wednesday September 2nd
Thursday August 27th
Sometime after midnight Natalie is STUPID ENOUGH to tell Russell about her plan to backdoor Jeff or take him out next week. How he is her big target. WHY TELL RUSSELL? Russell could have gone straight to Jeff with this information but he doesn't. He never tells Jeff this because I feel he wants Natalie and Kevin to get the best of Jeff and to screw him over. Plus Russell wants a "birthday" gift of Jeff to the jury house
Around 2pm Russell is in the Bike room talking with Natalie and Kevin. Pushing how Michelle has to go in this game before Jeff. How Michelle is too smart for everyone left and will be good with the questions. Russell then wishes them both luck in the game and gives them hugs. Russell makes his exit telling them to tell the others in the house how he was asking for their votes to stay, more so Kevin's. I know, it doesn't make sense since Natalie is on the block with him but WHATEVAS!
After Russell leaves the Bike Room Natalie and Kevin talk super quick. How Natalie thinks Russell is right with Michelle getting to final 3 and winning the questions round to final 2. But really, no one is going to give Michelle the grand prize versus Natalie or Kevin. So just backstab the fuck out of Jeff already, you'll win 3 solid votes in the jury for getting him out.
Minutes later Natalie talks with Russell near the Red bedroom about putting up Michelle against Jordan leaving Jeff off the block so she and Kevin wouldn't go against her deal with Jeff but then backstab him if POV is won and used. SOUNDS PERFECT FOR ME! Jeff going AWF on Michelle next week as he looks forward in getting rid of her and Michelle's game will end because of her marriage to Jeff and Jordan. Either way I want Michelle or Jeff leaving next week. Either one I'll be happy.
Thursday August 27th Part 2
Russell is evicted 3 to 0. Jessie found out about Chima's exit and we saw his hot body in the Jury House working out and welcoming in Lydia who's really not that mad at him. GIRL GONNA SUCK JESSIE'S DICK!
HOH is endurance and it is basically the SAME SHIT from Season 8 when Eric, Jessica and 2 other's had to race across a race track with their little cup to fill up a container that had a stupid little floaty thing in it that they had to pull out with their fingers through tiny holes to be the first across the finish line with their stupid little floaty thing.
Jordan took a good amount of hard falls as the track as slippery. Natalie was pathetic as usual claiming she can win when really she and Jordan were dead last. Michelle started off the game good and gave me worries she would win but the BITCH couldn't hang with our resident gay!
Kevin is KICKING ASS! In fact he almost had the win when Big Brother cut the feeds taking away from our the Jeff Haters Fan Club from watching Kevin take away HOH from Jeff's minions!
We also got told by Julie Chen that the Have Nots twist is officially over this week and then told us viewing auidence how there was a new twist that involves the new HOH. There's a giant gold question mark on the bathroom door that possibly will offer the new HOH some grand prize to either walk away from the game, I'm assuming, or some new power that we've never seen in the house before. I suspect it's something to help Jeff and Jordan in some form or another- OH GAWD DAMN IT, based on tonight's BULLSHIT editing you'd be an idiot to assume Allison Grodner was not pushing for a final 2 of Jeff and Jordan.
Jeff's rants on slitting Russell's throat, stabbing his throat or threatening everyone's families if they turned on him NEVER MADE IT TO AIR yet Russell's comments about "moping" the floor with Jeff in the jury house somehow magically made it onto the show. This damn power in the HOH is probably some bullshit tatic like "you can bring back one member of the jury" or "evict someone this week". Make the choice crap.
FINALLY the feeds return to find Michelle showering, Natalie and Jordan fresh from the showers, Jeff in the kitchen getting ready to cook something, Kevin already freshly showered and wondering around with wet hair. KEVIN HAS WON HOH!
The best move for Kevin this week is to show Michelle how Jeff and Jordan are willing to get rid of her this week since Natalie is most likely not an option. This would be like the 1,456th attempt at getting Michelle to turn on Jeff and Jordan. That if she wins POV that she won't use it and lets Jeff or Jordan go to the Jury House.
OHHH Kevin and Natalie get to working on what to do this week. Kevin wants Jeff out while Natalie wants Michelle out. WHAT??? Kevin wants to put up Michelle versus Jeff, the 2 strongest competitors left while Natalie tries to get Kevin to look for the "next week" meaning if Michelle stays next week that this is the week to take her out.
Kevin isn't buying it becuase he tells her how Jeff is a "double threat" in terms of physical and mental. Basically try to get up him out this week and if he wins POV then take out Michelle. But then Natalie keeps pushing her hatred for Michelle and tries to use Kevin this week to taking out Michelle over Jeff.
Kevin seems worried about not going after Jeff. He then tells her that she "better fucking win HOH" next week and how if HOH is "memory that I will" and how she will only win if Michelle is gone. WHATEVAS! Kevin then says "everything will change with veto" and Natalie says "maybe not". Kevin then says how if Jordan wins POV then they or more so Natalie is fucked. But that if Jeff or Michelle wins then the other becomes the week's target. But Kevin is making it known that this week EITHER MICHELLE GOES OR JEFF GOES!
Around 8pm Michelle LOSES IT! She goes into the Bike room and sits in the corner. It seems she fell during the HOH challenge and hurt her knee that she uses as an excuse to trigger her HUGE crying fit. She's muttering something about how this is just a "fucking house" and that it is "just a game". I'm wondering if Russell got to her putting it in her head how Jeff, Jordan are in a new final four with Natalie and Kevin and how Russell left today and how she's next!
This realization that her husband and wife in the game have OFFICIALLY DIVORCED HER ASS. It sucks to see her cry. Still not sure why she's crying but expect this to make the show. She now been crying for about 15 minutes, off and on. Is she weeping because she let Jeff down? Is she crying because she thinks she's next to go? Is she bawling because she thinks Jordan will never eat her pussy? What is it babydoll? What's wrong WHAMBER!
Minutes later Michelle is cleaning up her face in the bathroom. Jordan finds her and is quick to ask "why are you crying". There's no hug and no sympathy from Jordan. Michelle says "you know why I'm crying" and then Jordan tells her how they both are going on the block together. Jordan still doesn't realize Jeff is going on the block. The Michelle says in her crying baby voice "you have the votes to stay".
Jordan tells her "don't cry" and that they still have POV and that she's going to "ruin" her whole night thinking about this. Jordan tries to downplay how she has the votes to stay. Michelle still does not get a hug from Jordan as Jordan brushes her teeth and checks herself out in the mirror.
Over in the Red room Kevin tells Natalie how he feels like he's just had "the best sex ever". He then says this is the "first time" in the game that he's ever had the feeling to just "relax". No worries for Kevin. Yay!
Friday August 28th
Not much happening this morning. Kinda boring when the cast gets down to the low numbers. Probably why Allison Grodner threw in yet another HOH twist this season. A gold question mark on the HOH door. What is behind it?
Right now, around 2:30pm, the feeds are on the fishes meaning something is going on. The new "power" is being either discussed, used and/or addressed to the house. You see just before the feeds were cut off Kevin was in and out of his HOH room. We could not see what was going on in the HOH room but Kevin was moving from his HOH room to the Diary Room and back. Jeff at one point during this went up to the HOH room to talk to Kevin but Kevin didn't answer.
Later when Kevin is done with his "power" he talks to Jeff in the kitchen how he was listening to his music and just spaced out and didn't hear Jeff at the door.
Before all this new "power" shit we had some minor game talk. Michelle has told Jordan how whoever of the "three" who is not on the block to win POV and take one of them off so that Natalie goes up and they can vote her out. But does Jordan want Michelle in the house?
You see after midnight Jordan told Jeff that if she and Michelle are both on the block and if Jordan wins POV that she WILL NOT, you heard me right, WILL NOT use the POV on herself to protect Jeff from going up. Jordan feels this will stop any plans of backdooring Jeff happen and force the house to get rid of Michelle over her. Kinda smart but really, WHY PLAY FOR JEFF!
Jeff of course didn't tell Jordan NOT to do it and basically told her he "appericated" her doing this for him. I guess Jeff has got into her head about her needing to pull her own weight in their 2 person alliance and this would be her "game" move that helps them get further together. Again this is all just them playing the "what if" game.
Also earlier this morning Jeff and Jordan talk about Kevin "keeping his word" about not nominating Jeff right away but still taking the chance to backdoor him if POV comes into play for him to do it. Jeff doesn't seem to angry with it happening as he SHOULD respect this as a good game move. Jordan is now convinced that Jeff will go up right away but Jeff thinks Kevin will stick to his word. Jeff also wants to meet with Kevin to make sure Michelle is this week's target. WOW! Gotta love a backstabbing Jeff! Michelle will cry cry cry again!
NO FUCKING WAY GIRL! I'm shocked! Jordan has now told Jeff that she WILL NOT do what Michelle wants in terms of saving them three to get out Natalie this week if that game move comes into play with POV. Meaning if Michelle and Jeff are nominated and Jordan has POV that she will leave it the same so that Natalie doesn't go home this week, that Michelle does! But of course when Jeff goes up on the block I'm sure Jordan's southern pussy will be all wet for Michelle's 3 person POV team alliance plan.
HOLY SHIT THIS GETS BETTER! Both are back to trashing Michelle and how she is "lucky" she made it this far in the game. WHAT? Jordan is back to talking about Michelle being crazy, crying all the time and basically calling her a "basket case". LOL. I feel sorry for Michelle but seriously this BITCH loved telling Jessie's side of the house how she was happy to "choose" her alliance or "side" of the house and how funny that this side of the house hates the shit out of her and does NOT have her best interest in mind.
Friday August 28th Part 2! Stupid HOH ? Door Thing Revealed!
FEEDS ARE BACK! The stupid door has to do with an amount of dollars, $10,000 bucks, somehow split among the houseguests. You see from the houseguests talking we find out Kevin went up to the HOH room and heard some people behind the door. Then when he opened the door a WHOLE NEW ROOM was revealed!
There was money everywhere, mostly quarters and fake money bills scattered. Then Kevin read a letter that told him something about how there was a box in the room and was asking him if he wants to open it or not. Or maybe it was the question mark on the door that had a letter telling him that there was something "grand" behind the door and he had to make a choice whether or not to open it, that whatever was behind the door could be something good or bad for him and the house.
He of course chose to open the door. Then he had to go to the Diary Room and then went back up to the HOH secret room where the box was waiting for him. He then stuck his hand in the box and felt someone grab him. Kevin says he screamed like a "bitch" and that "they" handcuffed him to something.
Natalie went up to the HOH room to find Kevin and then she went to get everyone. Everyone had a time limit amount to enter the room and I guess "save" Kevin. They were asked to pick either "greed" or some other word. Most of them gathered money in hopes they would keep the money earned and we find out Jeff grabbed a "key" and is wondering what the "key" has to do with the room. I'm assuming he unlocked Kevin from the box but who knows. Still learning as they talk about it.
Kinda stupid but if that key Jeff has is somehow him taking over HOH I will FUCKING FLIP THE FUCK OUT but of course keep watching and waiting for Jeff to win the gawd damn game.
Now we find out Natalie did first find Kevin with his hand in the box and she went out to the balcony and told Jeff and the other houseguest to look around the house for "clues". Jeff says he went to the Diary Room and they told him to go back out into the house. He went upstairs and was told by Natalie how the HOH room was locked. He didn't believe her and opened the door and that was when Kevin yelled for Jeff to help him.
Jeff hopes he got almost 2,000 dollars with his "big bag" he was stuffing money into. Kevin then says there was a TV screen giving him instructions that he must find a "key" to unlock him. But Kevin couldn't find it, one of the houseguests had to find it, meaning Jeff did. Kevin tells Jeff that maybe "you're safe" now. FUCK!
Kevin wonders if there's "something worse to come" and how he keeps calling the secret room "Pandora's Box". They also talk about the Big Brother voices in the room telling Kevin "is that the loudest you can scream" when they told Kevin to scream for help after being locked in the box.
They are waiting for more details and Jeff playfully yells "something's up!" Kevin then says "if I know something" then he can't say anything and tells Jeff to "squirm". Jeff laughs. Kevin is afraid another mystery power will come and fuck with his HOH. Jeff keeps saying "I found the fucking key" and "I found the key". Kevin then says "we all chose to unlock Pandora's Box" and how there's some shit to come.
As Jeff playfully tells Natalie she knows something Jordan points out how the backyard is getting shut down and closed. They all watch the screen close and now all speculate on what's going to happen next. Jeff is now worried he's in "trouble" for grabbing "that", I'm guessing the "key". HA! HA!
Natalie is now no longer a "snake" as she explains herself and her actions that apparently pissed off Jeff who thought Natalie was doing underhanded things in the luxury comp. Here she also says that she was the first one "outside" when it was "raining money". Natalie and Jeff continue to hash out what happened and how Jeff thought Natalie as being dirty in the game but she explains everything perfectly and Jeff is no longer upset with her and they are cool as shit with each other. Kevin is helping defend Natalie's reasoning and how she "saw a production guy" and how she got in trouble for talking about seeing him run from the HOH door to the door at the end of the upstairs hallway. She thought "they" had locked it from the outside and her "lie" that Jeff thought she was lying about, the door being locked when it wasn't, started the whole paranoia on Jeff's part. But it's all good now.
The backyard is open again and they all go outside and discover... NOTHING. Well Jeff finds a one dollar bill on the floor outside but that's it. Jordan thinks Kevin is "acting weird" and they all realize that 2 of them are "going up" this week, how nominations are still today.
Soon after nominations came and went. Kevin told Jeff and Michelle they were going up. He told Jordan that if she's up on the block because of POV that another person is always the target. Jeff is of course upset that he's going on the block but Kevin tries to get Jeff to see how if he had stuck to his "deal" with Michelle and Natalie going up that he'd have NO power this week and basically this would be Jeff's power week again.
Jeff and Michelle are officially nominated and the backyard is on lockdown, possibly POV comp getting built for tonight or tomorrow.
Friday August 28th Part 3
Let's play KETCHUP! Michelle now HATES Jeff because Jeff called her out to be a "liar" about not knowing what Pandora's Box is all about and she is GOING CRAZY! Crying in the Bike Room, Pool room, walking around the house studying everything, going back to the Bike room to talk to HERSELF, mouthing the words "fuck you" and flipping off the camera or mirror. Girl has LOST IT!
Jeff wasn't even that rude to her when she asked him why he called her a "liar" and she took it so completely wrong.
They also had some visitors tonight! It started with Michelle and Jordan in the kitchen washing dishes. Jordan sees them first. She points at them and tells Michelle about them and Michelle didn't see them. Michelle heads to the bathroom and when she gets out THERE THEY ARE! In the mirrors! ALIENS! Popping in with their flash lights, the same trick that's been done since All Stars season. BORING but still fun... kind of.
Everyone is wondering what the competition will be about. They have been told POV is TONIGHT at midnight. Everyone is studying, well more so Michelle on her own, Kevin and Natalie Jedi Training and Jordan laying in bed with Jeff.
Jeff, Jordan, Natalie and Kevin do seem to be genuinely having a good time, laughing in every room, making jokes, never raising their voices, not much trash talking when the other duo leaves the room. Michelle is now on her own in the house, no more in an alliance, completely on her own, telling herself that she has to win POV and how she "fucking hates" Jeff.
WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU HATE HIM GIRL! Join Team Hate Jeff! OFFICIAL NEW MEMBER!
I'm off to bed, here's hoping we all wake up to anyone but Jeff & Jordan winning POV!
Saturday August 29th
Well well. Looks like face morph POV has happened at midnight. When the feeds came back we have an upset Jeff in the Pool room drinking down a large glass of wine while upstairs a VERY HAPPY MICHELLE is celebrating with Natalie and Kevin. Michelle is officially DIVORCED from Jeff and is FINALLY talking TRASH about her "Man".
If you haven't guessed it by now Michelle won POV! Michelle is talking a mile a minute about the competition. They are talking about final 4 and she thanks Kevin for his CD for giving her "motiviation". Natalie then tells Kevin "we did it" in making it to the final 4. Michelle is happy that they all "underdogs" made it to the final four.
Natalie now tells Michelle about Russell and the reasons why he left last week and his actions which leads Michelle to say "who the fuck had his back this entire game" meaning her on Russell's. Now they talk about if any of them 3 go to the end with Jordan that she will win and even get America's Vote.
Now they tell her about their "plan" about sending Russell his "birthday present" Jeff. Michelle says "they tried to screw me", not sure who she's talking about it. She laughs about people making fun of her staring at the "memory wall". They talk about it being hard and "photoshopped" meaning Kevin's glasses over his forehead were edited out in the photo!
Michelle says they meaning Jeff/Jordan were "last" to go in the competition and Kevin says he was 2nd to last. Michelle's time was 3:01 and she beat Jeff by a few seconds. Now all telling each other how Jeff thinks they are "dumb". Jeff BASHING starts. As they talk and celebrate upstairs Jeff continues to sit in the Pool room corner drinking his wine.
Back upstairs Michelle talks about Jeff not wanting anyone to win and take all the prize money, not even giving anyone "2nd place". Michelle says Jeff was "never on anyone's side or my side". Michelle then laughs about Jeff talking about backstabbing "everyone" which meant her too and how she admits she would have "never" backstabbed him.
She then talks about the POV comp last week and how Jeff was making fun of her in the competition last week and how she mocks his voice when he said he wasn't making fun of her. Michelle says "fuck that". Michelle is GUN HO about Jeff leaving. Natalie again is back to their original plan of Jeff getting out, how Michelle was always the pawn.
They all agree Jordan wouldn't win and how she didn't "hustle" in the POV. How she was given HOH and POV by Michelle and Jeff. Michelle is upset that if Jordan gets to the final 2 that she "doesn't deserve it". Michelle now is upset that she got called out by "them" as being a "liar'.
Now she mocks Jordan and America saying "Awww your boyfriend left, and America's stupid". Kevin knows Jeff is "getting this amazing edit" and both Michelle and Natalie think it is ridiculious how Jeff is. Michelle say Jeff is going through a "power trip". Natalie then points out how Jeff has been running the house for over a month and how Michelle "did his dirty work" and she agrees.
Now Kevin talks about how Jeff wanted control this week and how Kevin wouldn't let him have it with the votes. Michelle figures Jeff didn't want to be on the block, just Michelle against Jordan knowing Jordan would stay over Michelle in a heartbeat. Michelle says "thank you mother fucker" about Jeff telling Kevin if he and Jordan were off the block that they'd both vote out Michelle over NATALIE! Again the "what if" game but it still shows players true colors.
Kevin tells Michelle not to feel "bad" about winning and she WON'T and how if Jeff won POV he wouldn't be feeling sorry for her. Now they talk about how they played it up so hard about Michelle going to throw off Jeff. Kevin then admits to how much Jeff bashed Michelle and couldn't tell if he was lying to him to cover a secret alliance or if he really hated Michelle. Michelle finds out now how bad Jeff hates her. BOO YAH!
Michelle admits to "fake crying" around the house to throw off Jeff too. Sure girl, keep telling yourself that. Michelle says she believes they had a "plan" to get out Jeff the entire game. Michelle then admits that she wanted to keep Russell around to take Jeff out and then take out Russell later.. meaning what? So you DO want a final 2 with Jordan because you really don't think she deserves it? Interesting. If Michelle wins HOH next week I expect Jordan is NOT her target!
Natalie then chimes in about Jeff "cursing" and ordering her not to talk to Russell last week and Michelle hates how Jeff orders people around yet doesn't like anyone to tell him what to do. Now it is revealed that even Natalie beat Jeff in the POV. So Natalie was 2nd. Natalie then tells Michelle about Jeff making "friends" with Kevin, Natalie and using Kevin, Natalie and Michelle to "go against" each other as he would "fan the fire" of hate between them.
Michelle ADMITS to telling Jordan about having Jordan winning POV to save their "three person alliance" and how Jordan was "looking around the room" not committing to the final 3 deal they once had. Michelle says she knew then that it was OVER. Michelle seems happy with her new "friends". They agree HOH next week is just immunity to get to final 3 and POV is all the power next week. Michelle thinks "we got this locked up" meaning they are the final 3 with Jordan having NO chance winning either HOH or POV.
Natalie leaves with Michelle still celebrating and wanting to tell Jeff "fuck you" and "mother fucker" for wanting her out this week and she admits her making friendship braclets and a cross for Jeff/Jordan and how it meant nothing. Michelle FINALLY admits that Jeff didn't care about her and "strung me me along".
Both continue to bash Jeff in the HOH. Michelle then says "everything Jeff said about Jessie" and how Jessie controlled the house and the girls was TRUE ABOUT JEFF! Kevin admits that Jeff did it better than Jessie.
OH SHIT! Now Michelle talks about Jeff "threatening" her family and how Jordan DID IT TOO and lies about saying it and how they downplay it as a joke. FUCKING KNEW IT! Michelle hated that Jeff threatened her family and bullied them to do things his way.
Downstairs Natalie is WORKING Jordan for a jury vote. Still playing both sides. Now Jordan is talking about wanting to leave the game and wanting everyone to "vote her out". WHAT??!?! Natalie is talking to Jordan about how she needs to start playing for HERSELF and Jordan is like how Jeff "deserves to be here". Natalie then says how next week she had Jordan's back meaning Natalie may still want Michelle out next week if possible. Interesting!
Jordan is mad that Michelle won and that Jeff is leaving. Back upstairs Michelle and Kevin keep talking about Jeff backstabbing her this week. Kevin then says Jeff calls her "Coo Coo Magoo" and she is shocked and how she thought Jeff thought she was "cute and adorable" not crazy. Michelle admits to Jeff working her and Jordan over "so bad".
Michelle then says how Jeff told her he didn't trust her "the entire game". Back downstairs that the POV holder or person it is used on decides who goes home. Jeff is out of the Diary Room now and back in the Pool room. Jordan goes to her man and he says "this sucks". She sits on the bed watching him.
Their conversation consists of Jordan still wanting to leave over Jeff, Jeff telling her he appericates that but that he "got got" and how Kevin is going home next week, not sure who would send him home over Michelle. Jeff is dreading the Jury House but admits he got cocky with power and talking about final 2 already. Jeff is just big time depressed. Jordan goes outside later and cries! LET HIM GO GIRL!
Back upstairs Kevin and Michelle coninue to bond over stupid things and how the "men" in the house tried to control the girls and house. Jordan downstairs asks Natalie "why didn't Kevin keep his word" meaning not putting up Jeff. But who cares anymore because Michelle still would have won, taken herself off and Kevin would have thrown Jeff up at that point.
Later Jordan, as TOLD by Jeff, hates Kevin for not keeping his word and is TOLD by Jeff to take out Kevin next week. Natalie looks like Jordan's new BFF once Jeff leaves. Natalie plays it up big time and how Jordan can talk to her. Natalie can only hope Jordan can save her next week if given the chance.
Natalie heads upstairs and tells them how Jordan wants to give up the game for Jeff. Michelle says Jordan is "taking crazy pills" and Kevin is just so "shocked" she said that. Kevin wonders if Jeff will campaign against Jordan when both are on the block. Downstairs Jeff tells Jordan to use her "fucking mind for 2 seconds" to win this game. He sure knows how to pep talk women.
Later Michelle heads to the downstairs bathroom and suddenly bursts into a dance of happiness for winning POV. She then bows to no one and throws her arms up spinning around smiling. Jeff walks to the bathroom as Michelle has finished celebrating and there are no words spoken. Both now at the sink but Jeff is quick to leave STILL NOT SAYING ANYTHING! Wow!
Michelle soon heads to the Pool room where Jeff/Jordan are. Jeff finally gets humble and tells her "congratulations" and they hug it out. Michelle now talks about how her winning "knew what it meant" meanting Jeff leaving this week. Minutes later Jordan goes to the Red room to get away from Michelle to talk to Natalie telling her how Russell is going to give Jeff "hell" when he goes to the Jury House.
Jordan is now super whispering with Natalie as INSTRUCTED by Jeff. Jeff told Jordan to keep Michelle close but not too close and make a final 2 deal with Natalie and take out Michelle and Kevin. Over in the dining room Jeff looks at the memory wall, mostly at Russells' picture and laughs. How he will see him next week in the Jury House. Back to Natalie, she tells Jordan how she doesn't trust anybody. She even sells out KEVIN saying this was his doing. WHAT? Natalie plays it up as Natalie's vote to send out Jordan won't matter because Michelle and Kevin want Jeff out this week. WHOA NATALIE! Playing DURRTTY!
Saturday August 29th Part 2
Around 8:30pm Jeff is sitting in the kitchen. Jordan is with him. AGAIN telling him how she wants to leave and how he "deserves" to stay. SHUT UP ALREADY! Jordan soon heads outside to find Kevin with his feet in the hot tub. They are both quick to trash talk Michelle, Jordan HATES her calling her a liar and again telling them how Jeff deserves to stay and play. They exchange stories and Kevin adds fuel to Jordan's hatred by all the things Michelle said to him upstairs after the POV comp about how she hates Jeff and Jordan now.
Big Brother calls a lockdoor telling everyone to head outside. Jeff goes outside and tells them there's "beer and wine" in the storage room. Natalie asks him if he wants to play pool and he declines, still depressed his GAME IS OVA! Michelle eventually comes outside and passes Jeff on the couch. Jeff politely pulls his feet in to let the WINNNNNNEEAAAAAA pass and take a seat. There's a silent hatred from Jordan and Jeff to Michelle.
Inside during the lockdown aliens can be seen in the Pool room mirrors. I'm guessing they need shots for the edited show to mix into the POV show. You see POV had to do with the aliens popping in the windows and there was some connection, that's why there were seen wearing American silver space suits in the POV.
And what's this? Earlier today Jordan and Natalie's final 2 alliance has been created. Natalie is going to keep telling Kevin to target Michelle while Jordan is going to keep telling Michelle to target Kevin. They both agree never to vote each other out and to keep each other to the end! WHOA!
Later in the day Jeff is told by a CRYING Jordan how he must stay in the game and how she'll be "pissed" if he doesn't campaign AGAINST HER! So he does just that. He goes to Natalie about teaming up with Michelle to go after Kevin next week and him and Natalie then going after Michelle once Kevin is gone.
But interesting enough Michelle has finally started talking with Jeff and is ONCE AGAIN in love with Jeff and is back to loving everything he says and does. THIS BITCH is DEAD SET on taking Jeff to the final 2. She just told Jeff that Jordan doesn't "deserve" to be in the final 2! That she really wanted Natalie to leave this week and wants Jeff to "fight" hard to stay by them working Kevin to get him to turn on Natalie.
Jeff tells Michelle Kevin would never go for that and how Michelle was his original target and now that she has POV he is the next to go.
So later Michelle talks with Kevin in the hot tub and starts pushing TO SAVE JEFF that when she use POV for Kevin to put up Natalie so that they can get her out for him. That Michelle wants a final 3 with her, Jeff and Kevin once Natalie were to leave but where the fuck does that leave Jordan I SAY! This would be Kevin's DUMBEST move to let Michelle, Jordan and Jeff rejoin leaving him alone.
Kevin acts like he's buying into it by saying how he can't win in the final 2 with Natalie and giving her hope.
Later outside Natalie and Kevin are on the couches. Natalie then tells Kevin how Jeff is already campaigning to stay. Kevin wants to talk about this over a game of pool. With Michelle, Jeff and Jordan all inside both are quick to talk about how Jeff and Michelle both approached them both with deals that would take each other out leaving them both in IF Jordan were to leave this week.
Both are still dead set on getting out Jeff. I did forget to mention that before they exchanged information or something in the middle of it Michelle went outside to get towels from the dryer and was asked by Natalie if they could do a final 3 deal right here, right now. Kevin then asks "with Michelle" and Natalie says yes. Michelle holds back and then Natalie asks "yay or nay". Michelle is quick to say "nay" meaning FUCK TO THE HELL NO.
She goes back inside and both are quick to talk about how they can't trust Michelle after that question. Michelle tells Jeff and Jordan inside but later Natalie, who ends up telling Jeff she can't vote to keep him this week, even if Michelle agreed to be the 2nd vote keeping Jeff, because she can't trust Michelle AT ALL to not come after her next week.
Then Natalie LIES about how Michelle was outside asking Kevin and Natalie for a final 3 deal! WHOA! Jeff is at the point he doesn't care who said what shit.
Later outside Natalie wants Jeff to at least TRY to get Michelle to use the POV on him thus leaving her on the block so that Natalie can get her WAY this week by taking out Michelle. WHAT? Jeff laughs at the idea and how crazy it sounds. Jeff is back to the idea of Michelle already giving him a vote to stay this week and him pushing Natalie to keep him to stay with Jordan leaving. Natalie is hearing this, acts like she's into the idea but will NOT vote to keep Jeff as she knows Jeff will BACKSTAB them using Kevin's lie from this week.
Kevin goes outside and Natalie is quick to tell Kevin how "that crazy bitch" told Jeff that "we" wanted a final 3 deal with her. Kevin is in on the new LIE and it's their word against Michelle's. Again Jeff is not caring. Kevin loves the idea for some reason, probably because Jeff is there, to keep Jeff and getting Michelle to use the POV on him, LIE to her that he will put up Natalie in Jeff's place when really Jordan goes up and they all vote out Michelle!
Jeff again laughs at the idea and goes inside telling them to "come back to this planet". Kevin still seems into the plan and Natalie keeps pushing how getting Michelle out this week would be good and how suddenly Michelle is after Kevin next week, using that to get Kevin to help take out Michelle FOR HER! Natalie thinks she is GOOD but she ain't that good! Kevin wants to "do it" just for "TV" but is back to pushing how Jeff is not keeping anyone here safe other than himself and Jordan if Michelle leaves.
Inside Jeff is talking with Michelle about them working on getting Natalie to vote to keep him this week. That Michelle is still voting to KEEP JEFF and how she told Jeff "week one" that she would "never vote him out". WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER. Why are Jordan and Michelle WILLING TO SACRIFICE THEIR OWN GAME TO KEEP JEFF??!?! HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?!?
Sunday August 30th
As midnight passes Kevin, Natalie and Jeff are talking outside. About the plan to get Michelle to use POV on him so that she would go home. Jeff is his usual self where "you all do it" and how he'll sit back and let it happen. He doesn't seem to want to help get the plan rolling and goes inside. Kevin is quick to mutter about Jeff "well then fuck you" and how if Jeff isn't willing to fight to stay that he isn't going to do it for him. Kevin says Jeff can just "roll over and die" in this game if he wants to.
Jordan comes outside and Natalie is quick to talk about the 'final 3" deal that was asked and proposed tonight and how Michelle is "crazy" and Kevin is pissed that Michelle is saying "they" came up to her when really it was just Natalie. Kevin then points out how Natalie was just "joking" and Jordan laughs how Michelle would take Natalie seriously.
Now Natalie tries to tell Jordan about the plan to get Michelle to use POV on Jeff. Jordan LOVES the idea and then realizes that Michelle "would have to keep herself on the block" and they all laugh at Michelle not doing that. But Jordan does admit how Michelle is in "love" with him and Natalie laughs at how Jeff just needs to "do it" with Michelle, meaning literally FUCK HER to get her to use POV.
Kevin seems back to getting on board with the idea of fucking with Michelle this week and taking her out. All agree that she's be the "dumbest fucking person" in the world to fall for this plan. Natalie says we should try to get this to happen and even if she doesn't fall for it at least we tried. Jordan then says that if Jeff or her leaves this week to NOT trust Michelle at all.
I know, this is all FUCKING CONFUSING AS FUCK but highly entertaining. I give up with these guys tonight.
Sunday August 30th Part 2
Around 8pm 2 conversations are happening. Outside near the hammock Jordan has just been told a lie minutes ago by Kevin and Natalie that Michelle wants to take out Jordan next week because she hasn't won anything and doesn't deserve anything. They are using Michelle actions of this week by voting to keep Jeff over Jordan as a "truth" to the lie meaning if Michelle had her way she'd take out Jordan this week and she will take her out next week. Jordan BELIEVES IT!
She tells Jeff this, he's on the hammock. He's in a very PISSED AWF MOOD talking about how he doesn't want to talk to "those backstabbing mother fuckers". Then he tells Jordan how "they" are playing Jordan with that Michelle is after her bit. Jeff is hardcore on wanting Jordan to work with Michelle to the end of the game. At first he told Jordan yesterday to work with Natalie and she did but now he wants her to work with Michelle, the person he HATES the most out of the last five houseguests.
Inside Kevin is getting worked on by Michelle on keeping Jeff but Kevin is giving her many many reasons why he is not going to keep Jeff and how now Jeff is going after Kevin next week if he stays. Kevin is noticing that today whenever he goes in a room Jeff leaves and how upset Jeff is getting with Kevin and not even trying to stay in the game. Kevin then brings up the "final 3" deal involving him, Michelle and Jeff and how Jeff is not buying into that deal. Kevin is like "the train has already left the station" meaning Jeff can't jump on board now after today's actions of him being upset with Kevin.
Kevin tells Michelle he wants to be "honest" with Michelle about how he doesn't want to get her hopes up. It looks like the plan of getting Michelle to use POV on him never went through or even acted upon.
Kevin goes outside to talk to Natalie on the couches as Jeff sits in the hammock with Jordan, possibly bitching about Kevin backstabbing him. WHATEVAS LOSER! Kevin brings up how earlier when he sat outside where Jeff was that Jeff imediately got up and went to the hammock. This shows Kevin that he is mad at him and Kevin has come to the conclusion that there is no longer a plan to keep Jeff brewing anywhere in the house.
Inside Jordan is now talking with Michelle and what has been said here and there. Jeff got Jordan into thinking how Kevin and Natalie will say stuff to get Jordan against Michelle leaving them both in the house to take each other to the final 2 getting Jordan out after Michelle. Michelle CLAIMS she has been honest with Jordan, her WIFE. Michelle then ADMITS to talking shit about Jordan and Jeff in case she didn't win POV and how she would have had to campaign to stay in the game. And before we can get a reaction from Jordan Big Brother blocks the feeds. DAMN IT!
When the feeds come back Natalie comes in and the conversation turns to Jeff being upset and needing his space.
And the night gets BETTER! Michelle has pulled Jeff into the Bike room to talk. She is quick to tell him everything Kevin told her about how he can't keep Jeff. Jeff seems to be getting more and more upset cursing and saying "fuck him". Michelle ADMITS that she can't win this game without Jeff... MEANING WHAT BITCH? You take Jeff to the final 2 and win against him? I dont' get this bitch.
She tells Jeff how Kevin said his "Mind is made up" and how Jeff needs to talk to him before POV and Jeff is pissed off more and Kevin giving him this "ulimatium" and he says for Kevin to "go fuck himself". BOO HOO JEFF! Jeff's game is OVA! BOO TO THE FUCK HOO! Michelle is PATHETIC fighting so fucking hard to keep Jeff in this game, SO FUCKING PATHETIC. I mean her husband MUST be pissed the fuck off that Michelle won't get off his NUTS!
Jordan comes into the Bike room to join them and it seems like the original final 3 is back together except that one of them will be leaving Thursday! Jordan senses Jeff being upset and Michelle jokes how she made him "madder". He says it's because of Kevin and he doesn't elaborte. Michelle then says I wish we had a "room" where they can't "interrupt" where "we all can hang out" meaning her and her new husband and wife.
Michelle says how she was sleeping and heard Natalie in the Pool room and how it just got to her and how she left the Red bedroom to go outside and "see the sunrise". Michelle talks about how much she hates Natalie and wants her out so bad and doesn't want her in the final 2 and if she is that she won't vote for her. As Jeff and Jordan have their cute as fuck banter Michelle watches and laughs listening to them and tries to include herself in their relationship. OH MY GOD THIS BITCH IS PATHETIC! I have always hated Michelle and her antics and devotion to Jeff and Jordan is disgusting.
NOW THAT'S FUNNY! Michelle says the past few days she felt like she had no one to talk to and how the Diary Room was "sick" of her and telling her to leave. She laughs at herself. Michelle says she's done crying and is ready to start "stabbing" people. Now Michelle laughs about the Jury House and Big Brother showing the Jury House NOT GIVING A SHIT that Jeff is RIGHT THERE and on his way to the jury house.
Now they hope there's some "crazy twist" this Thursday where the HOH goes this week and Jordan says a twist "where Jeff can stay and Jordan can stay". Jeff brings up the "key" he found during the luxury comp again but in a joking manner as he no longer believes it means anything. IT BETTER NOT. Michelle claims that if they all three go back to back to the Jury House that they will "party".
Now Jeff is telling Jordan not to listen to Kevin anymore and how Jeff wants to "slap the shit" out of Kevin for wanting Jeff to talk to him before his "mind is made up" in terms of keeping Kevin. Jeff is pissed because he thinks Kevin doesn't want him and Michelle is SUPER QUICK to say that no one knows what anyone wants here meaning to TALK TO KEVIN. Jeff's pride won't let him. I love how Michelle keeps pushing for Jeff to stay meaning Jordan would be going home. Michelle just doesn't give a shit if Jordan leaves and sometimes I doubt even Jordan gives a shit if she leaves. Jordan then says "this sucks". Well BITCH your team had power for the past few weeks and now it's OVA! At least for this one week.
Jordan again doesn't think there's any way to keep all three of them. STUPID ASS JORDAN wonders if Michelle can still use the veto and save someone else. NO BITCH. If YOU had won the POV you could save someone thus saving 2 people forcing Natalie up but THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. JUST SHUT UP ALREADY AND ACCEPT YOU OR JEFF IS LEAVING! Holy fuck this is just like Crazy James from season 9 all over again.
Michelle then makes it known to them that she is using POV on herself and if she didn't use it on herself that she'd be going home. NEITHER JEFF OR JORDAN argue that. Jeff then says "what's the point of talking to kevin then". MUTHA FUCKER MICHELLE is trying to get you to make a deal with her and Kevin for final 3 thus voting out Jordan and SAVE YOU JEFF, YOU STUPID DUMBASS! Jeff, Kevin and Michelle still have almost 4 days to figure this out.
Kevin passes Jeff in the kitchen on his way to the Red bedroom and neither say anything. Natalie is in the Red room and mouths to Kevin who is concerned about Jeff, saying "dude, no matter what he's going home". She says again to Kevin that Jeff "HAS TO GO HOME".
Monday August 31st
Gotta make this quick! POV ceremony has happened. Michelle, of course like a super smart player, pull herself off with POV which forced Kevin to put up Natalie... JUST KIDDING, that LOSER JORDAN went up on the block against Jeff!
Jeff and Jordan are now both angry with Kevin for doing this to them, HOW DARE HE! Both agree that whoever stays this week to go after Kevin next week. BOO HOO, so what bitches, as long as one of you have left before him!
What's funny is Jeff's anger has been building all day for Kevin. How he can't even look at him. Jeff you GOT GOT, just hate the game, NOT THE PLAYER! I should take my own advice but what the hell, Jeff ain't! Jeff continues saying how he gets "more pissed and pissed" seeing Kevin around the house, smiling, doing his thing, SO WHAT JEFF, WHAT YOU GONNA DO MUTHA FUCKER??? And for some reason Jeff doesn't fault Natalie as she has played a perfect social game getting Jeff into thinking this is all Kevin's doing.
Also today Kevin and Natalie have successfully put it in Jordan's head that Michelle is after Jordan to replace her as Jeff's number one girl. LOL! Kinda true but not really. Michelle though may be thinking this in her crazy nut job loony head. I kinda feel sorry for those handsome lab guys at her job, she must be fatal attraction to them there. Again possibly kinda true and possibly not really but the girl puts this persona on herself with her actions in this house.
After the POV ceremony Jordan doesn't want anyone to vote for her. What? Either she doesn't want votes to stay or votes cast against her. THIS BITCH still feels like she doesn't deserve to stay and if she makes it to the final 2 actually feels like she doesn't deserve the money! She STILL wants Jeff to stay over her and the BITCH STILL wants to leave. She's worse than Lydia, Chima and Natalie all put together with this crazy psycho showmance talk. FUCK JEFF, LET HIM GO GIRL!
One more REALLY STUPID ploy from Michelle. I mean at least she can say she "tried". Fucking wannabe Jeff's wife BITCH approached Natalie outside about keeping Jeff when she uses POV, to vote out Jordan this week. Michelle doesn't get an answer from Natalie and when Michelle goes inside Natalie makes funny comments about NOT making a deal with that "stupid dumb bitch". LOL!
Sorry this is out of order but I'm rushing here. Jeff and Natalie also talked this morning. Jeff has been so desperate to stay that he EVEN talked with Michelle about her using the POV on HIM! She talked about how if she did do that and she still went home that she would hope to get the Jury prize for sacrificing herself for Jeff. IDIOT! But thank GOD she didn't use POV on him and used it on herself. Jeff and Natalie are strongly debating on why and why not to keep Jeff.
As the day progresses we get Michelle and Jeff once again trying to work Natalie into joining them as a new final 3 with them all evicting Jordan this week and taking out Kevin next week. Natalie thinks about it, doesn't say no at first and sits on it.
BUT THEN she goes up to Kevin in the HOH and SPILLS EVERYTHING! He wants to know when she will tell them "no" and Natalie says "probably tomorrow" meaning she wants them to think she actually thought about it and will eventually tell them no. Kevin can now start getting paranoid that Natalie would take the deal but she makes him more calm with her talk that she said Michelle admitted that anyone would be stupid to trust her. Plus Natalie doesn't see herself in the final 2 with Jeff and Michelle left in the house together.
Other than that the house is BORING! Money amounts were also released from the luxury comp that involved the mystery question mark door. Jeff won the most because he was the most greediest, is that even a word? Kevin won the least as he was chained to the mystery box most of the time. Michelle came in 2nd with her amount of money. Still not sure if this SHIT will somehow save Jeff but ENOUGH ALREADY! HE NEEDS TO LEAVE NOW!
Tuesday September 1st
Not much happening in the house. Tonight's Tuesday episode will show us viewers if there's anything to Jeff's STUPID AS FUCK SAVIOR KEY that he found behind a pillow in the living room that he supposely used to unlock Kevin from Pandora's Box.
Now again Big Brother PROMISED Kevin that if he opened the damn question mark door that it would not FUCK with his HOH and change anything. They reassured him, according to Kevin as he said this on the live feeds, that this is NOT GAME CHANGING. They basically wanted him to open the damn door and Kevin was like FUCK NO, not unless you tell me that this won't fuck with my HOH.
Now people are wishing and praying that Jeff will get some new mystery power because he found the GAWD DAMN STUPID FUCKING KEY but I suspect he won't. Jeff already said on the live feeds that the Diary Room told him that the KEY MEANT NOTHING! Now what hasn't been revealed yet is how the game will be effected by the amount of money they won during the, what I like to call, luxury comp.
Again Jeff won the most money, Michelle came in 2nd, Natalie and Jordan around 3rd and 4th and Kevin in dead last. Kevin was offered the 10,000 dollars first and if he wanted he could share it with the rest of the house. Kevin did so AGAIN knowing that this wouldn't change the game.
Now we wait...
Well nothing is going to happen. SHIT HEADS out there are hoping that Jeff won ANOTHER POV through the magical "wizard" key that unlocked Kevin. POV WAS ALREADY PLAYED THIS WEEK! There's never been a 2 POV win. That's just stupid.
Allison Grodner would rather have her final four, one from each high school clique than keeping Jeff any longer in the game. If mean if she wants "I'm stupid" footage she's got the huggable Jordan still in the house.
Later Jeff sees Michelle talking to Kevin around 10pm on the outside couches and is QUICK to be pissed off with Michelle for EVEN TALKING with Kevin. HEY DUMB FUCKER, this is called playing the game. You never know who's going to win HOH AND POV next week. Their single vote could save or evict you next week. IDIOT!
Jeff tells Jordan some shit about how Michelle is the "biggest liar" in the house and how she's somehow worse than Ronnie. He then tells Jordan to TRUST Natalie OVER MICHELLE! OH MY GAWD I can't take Jeff anymore. Only 2 more days before he's fucking gone.
Anyways, Kevin keeps talking it up with Michelle about how Natalie may have a secret deal with Jeff on the side and how Jeff could be telling Natalie to "look out" for Jordan. It's stupid for Kevin to reveal anything to Michelle because she'll be quick to tell Jordan and Jeff everything to get both their votes if she does make it to the final 2 spots. Michelle is basically a rat spilling information and collecting. Kevin continues to downplay how he "doesn't have a chance to win" against Natalie. Michelle thinks everyone "has a shot" to win.
Jeff over on the hammock tells Jordan with a sigh, "no more fucking powers". He is happy that Jordan gets to go further and "get prizes". Jordan continues to think she will be leaving next week. DOUBT IT BITCH, unless Michelle and Kevin win HOH/POV then expect Jordan to leave before Natalie. Jeff rolls over on her as they both lay on the hammock, giggling and just having good ol' southern country redneck spitting in a can fun!
OKAY, now it gets funny in the house. Natalie, the "18 year old", is on her 3rd Mike Lemonade Beer thing and she's getting tipsy, drunk yet denying she's drunk to everyone. Her words and actions are making Jeff laugh good and hard. She wants everyone to do something and she wants them to all play Bullshit at the kitchen table. She can't even whistle as she rounds everyone up to the table.
Natalie is just plain funny with her words, everyone is getting along at this point. You're probably like "what the fuck is she saying" and well it's really not worth repeating but literally anything a half drunk, tipsy persons just comes out funny, slurred just a bit and her facial experession are just good ones. Plus no one is really getting in a shit storm that an underage girl is drinking on a CBS reality show. She's really 24 so Big Brother could give a shit.
Wednesday September 2nd
What happened? NOTHING! The house is SO FUCKING BORING! Jeff is still leaving. Jordan is going to give Jeff a goodbye a kiss, a romantic exit. Michelle will win HOH because I mean how predictable can one be. The HOH will most likely be that "before and after" HOH but then again they already had that for a POV on the live show. I really hope HOH is a chance game like rolling a stupid ass bowling ball down a chute- HOWIE- where anyone, even Natalie can win.
I expect Allison Grodner will give Jordan an equal chance HOH game so that anybody could win. FUCK THE BACKYARD COUCHES COULD WIN HOH in this week's game. Everyone is getting along, there's less hate talk going around. I just want Jeff to leave already!
September 2, 2009
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