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November 20, 2009
Real Housewives of O.C. | Shane "He's 23 Years Old & Never Said 'I Love You' To A WOMAN" Keough Leaves BravoTV!
Of course he hasn't! He's into guys! We gay folk are assuming due to just too many of our personal gaydar machines blowing the fuck up everytime he's on Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County. I mean let's face it, Shane Keough has endlessly given us hope that he plays not only baseball but basically, wishful thinking, plays really hard for our SUPER GAY TEAM!
I'm betting he's a pitcher, he's totally got the rough in bed, very aggressive bedroom personality. This MAN is so hot that during tonight's episode my super straight friend visiting last night saw Shane on TV and basically asked... "who's that". I mean my straight friend could give a shit about Bravo and reality shows but when Shane Hunk Keough flashes his handsome mug on the screen, straight and gay folk are forced to ask "who is that?"
So basically if you take my previous GayDar posts regarding Shane HERE and HERE and add it with this one, well, one just has to continue to assume he's a huge closeted gay son!
I mean his own sister's comments has given us the impression that a handsome 23 year old stud never telling a girl he loves her basically means, according to her, that he'll "never get married". But later in the episode Shane sister implies he's had "sex" in her bed when she's away... WHA?!?! And that's when she asks him if he's ever told a girl/woman that he loves them and he is quick to say "my mother". Now that's a mama's boy!
Okay, I'm done with Shane. Time to move on. That was his last episode and I doubt he'll ever be on another reality show again, that is unless he's dating some Playboy pinup queen on some VH1 reality show, that would be hot to see him join the VH1 roster. My final assumption on the TV version of Shane is that he's either a super closeted gay or just an emotionless male whore with the ladies. Of course I'm crossing my fingers there's nude iPhone shots of his dick, hairy ass and naked body out there somewhere. Some girl out there who has these photos must be angry with him for not telling her he loves her and she'll release them soon to us! Still crossing my fingers here! Wishing, wishing, wishing.
This episode was also Shane's mother's last episode EVER. Goodbye Jeana, you'll be missed! You're an amazing mom, just like mine!
And what is up with Bravo's Super Gay Hairy Host Andy for not asking Jeana about her possibly gay son!?!? You dropped the nutsac ball on that one Andy!
Posted by guytvblog at November 20, 2009 2:15 AM
Comments
I said that for years - you are so on it for this guy -
JayT
Posted by: jayt at November 27, 2009 5:37 PM
