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June 30, 2010

Big "Handsome" Brother 12! | One Gay, One Bisexual Houseguest So Far... & I Already Love Adore Lust Brendon Villegas!

Let's check out the house with a private "sexy" tour from the show's host Julie Chen.

So... the Have Not's bedroom and cold showers return along with eating something for a week that has yet to be revealed. The room formely known as the "spa" room is now an even bigger cabana room. It's hella nice.

And now Press Day. This is the special day where Big Brother media super fans get to actually play the game in one single day. It's a type of testing for the show to see what problems may arise and what to fix before the actual houseguests move in. There's 9 parts to the damn Press Day so head on over here to view the entire 9 part series.

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June 29, 2010

Big Brother France | Secret Story 4's House Has A Transexual, Triplets, A Male Escort Houseboy?!?! WHOA! Big Brother 12 Sucks Already Compared To This Season!

So basically the "voice" aka Big Brother is giving everyone some money. It is up to them to figure out everyone's secret and to then guess the secret(s) correctly to then pocket the person's money and add it to their bank. If they guess wrong then they lose money. I don't really get the point of this but I guess the French find this just as fun as licking and flicking nips.

Each week the men nominate 2 girls and the the following week the girls nominate 2 guys. It is up to the public to get rid of one of the 2 nominations. And then whoever remains in the end wins even more money on top of their bank of collected money throughout the season.

Here's some of the houseguests' secrets.

One of the ladies is a nudist! YUCK! Another lady is a cop & a stripper! Gabriel is an accompliance of the "Voice"!!! He's basically an America's Player but more so a Mole put in by the show! Nicolas is a chippendales dancer who apparently lost "50 kilos". Whatever the fuck that is. Pounds?!?! & Julien is the male escort houseboy.

Super Gross! Hunky Xavier is straight and in relationships with Super Gross Tatiana! Possibly married or just a couple. Another male contestant is the son of some French movie/TV star. Big deal. Another woman is a gogo dancer. Big fucking twatty deal! And the skinny old man in the yellow shirt TALKS TO ALIENS!

Talk about a crazy cast and season.

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Big Brother 12 | Twist Revealed! Summer Of Sabotage! One Houseguest Not Playing To Win But To Fuck With Them All!

Um... why would anyone go into that house and not play to win?!?! I expect this super possible lame twist will only last a few weeks to get viewers hooked and then he/she will be given a chance to play for the money.

I can only assume that America will have their hands in this somehow thus giving our favorite conspiracy theories that Big Brother Witch of a producer Allison Grodner will somehow use this "player" to help her favorites along.

Me and my friend, big Big Brother fans, already rolled our eyes and collectively hated Allison Grodner for coming up with this shitty twist. But then again we don't know all the twaty details. Later this week the cast and house are revealed! I can't wait!

AND PLEASE let this guy be part of the new cast!!!!

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June 28, 2010

Who Is He? Saw Him On CNN.com's Website, Front Cover Over Weekend. I Want His Guys With iPhones Photos!

You know, if he has any and/or posts on the site.

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June 27, 2010

GuyTV Crush | Animal Planet's Last Chance Highway's Curtis Bookwalter. XXX Large, Big, Football Player Broad, Huge DADDY!

Oh man I just can't get enough of him. I sure hope there's going to be a shirtless episode of him changing in the bedroom as they talk about whatever. Or better yet him in a towel. I mean look at the size of his forearm! HE'S HUGE!

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June 26, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Less Than 2 Weeks Away!

This year Mr. GuyTVBlog is going to get the live feeds again. Look for hot shirtless screencaps again this year. That is if a male is cast that has muscles all over his hot body. We can only hope! I suspect a female bodybuilder is going to be the muscle this year.

And still wishing they'd cast someone as hot as him below in the house this year.

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June 24, 2010

Just Dance 2 | New James Brown Trailer... Yet I Can't Get Enough Of The First Game Trailer Featuring Pussy Cats!

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June 22, 2010

GuyTV Crush | Animal Planet's Last Chance Highway's Curtis Bookwalter. He's Extra Large, Extra Huge, Big & Tall And Just Big, Just How I Like Men

That one shot of him lying down in his bed with his new buddy, Rusty, seeing how large and huge Curtis' arm is... I just fell in TV love with his gigantic body. The show, Last Chance Highway is highly emotional, inspirational and worth repeated viewing. Head on over to Animal Planet now for more information on the show and the people who save 1,000's of dogs a year from being put down.

Animal Planet | Last Chance Highway

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June 21, 2010

GuyTV Crush | Animal Planet's Pit Boss' Sebastian Saraceno!

It only took his shirtless jeans picture to get my GuyTV Crush really going. I first noticed his handsome mug on a recent episode of Animal Planet's Pit Boss. I mean his roomate and co-star asian little person Richard did catch my eye at first but then Sebastian graced the big screen. Meet the crew of Pit Boss.

And then another man, a giant of sorts, Curtis Bookwalter, the husband of Shelly Bookwalter, is huge, tall, big hands, but squinty eyes almost closed face. Unique stud of sorts. No pictures of him yet. But soon there will be.

Men on TV, large or small, deserve my GuyTV Crush.

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June 20, 2010

EA Active 2's Workout Man's Juicy Large Kissable Lips!

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June 18, 2010

Wii Wood | Wii's Handsome Sales Boy Returns!

This time selling us the moves of the newest Zelda game. At least I think it's the same Wii Boy I just posted about.

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June 17, 2010

Let's Take A Game Wood Look At Nintendo's New 3DS!

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June 16, 2010

Wii Wood | Wii Party's E3 SUPER WII HUNK!!! Who Is He?!?!

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June 15, 2010

WHOA! The Bachelorette Season Ali Spoilers!!!

You might as well just spoil the damn show. I just did and I'm love that I did! I'm going to repost what was written on a random blog and showcase it here for you to read. Now if you don't want to be spoiled then do NOT continue to read this post entry...

Okay.. You ready?!?!

Here we go!

Episode 5: (In Iceland now, 9 down to 7)

Kirk gets 1-on-1 time with Ali, and gets a rose. Ty Brown gets a rose on the group date.

2-on-1 Justin and Kasey: The date locations? -- An active volcano + Glaciers! Ali says goodbye to Kasey and leaves him in the middle of Iceland.

{THANK GAWD! He really will be the guy who got a tattoo on that dating show. Depressing!}

Rose ceremony elimination: Chris N. from Florida

{Yeah I know, right, Who?? Yeah, it's basically the guy that had no chance and is completely forgettable.}

Episode 6: (In Turkey, 7 down to 5)

Justin Rego's {the SHIT HEAD WRESTLER WANNABE SHIT HEAD SHIT HEAD SHIT HEAD} girlfriend Jessica calls Ali. More details after the episode spoilers.

Before any of the dates begin, Ali walks in on all the guys after having gotten off the phone with Justin's girlfriend back home. She calls him out, he storms out, craziness will be involved, but in the end, she kicks him off the show right then and there.

Rose ceremony elimination: Craig Robinson {the other guy who had no chance with Ali, again, WHO? Yeah that guy, the one you already forgot after you just saw him}

Episode 7: (In Portugal, 5 down to 4) : Ty Brown is eliminated. {That big football dark shaggy haired man who is like 20 feet tall and football builder wide. I can't believe Ali didn't want a monster dick inside her. What an idea. At least suck his dick or get fucked by this big dicked meat monster of a man before getting rid of him}

Hometown Dates:

Kirk DeWindt (Wisconsin) { the Super Beautiful Red Head with a lean super body }
Frank Neuschaefer (Chicago) {the one with glasses who looks like a Barnes & Noble shopper}
Roberto Martinez (Florida) {the hot latino who's going to win America's heart over & over again}
Chris Lambton (Cape Cod) {the other guy I don't really remember, basically the one that stood on a tower in his home town talking about looking out at the ocean?!?!}

Rose Ceremony Elimination: Kirk DeWindt.

Overnight Dates (Tahiti)

Major Spoiler: Frank eliminates himself from the competition in Tahiti after telling Ali he's still in love with his ex girlfriend back home. Ali is furious, and there is no rose ceremony. There is more to this story that's going to make Frank look even worse in the public's eye.

Chris Lambton and Roberto Martinez are in the final two.

So, who is the WINNER of this season?

Steve has not revealed the winner, but according to rumors, Roberto Martinez is the winner. {Yeah! Latino dick wins!}

Source: celebglitz.com

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June 14, 2010

HBO's True Blood Shows Off Some Vampire Ass + Color Splash Miami's New Leaner David Bromstad Gives Us A Blow Job! And ENOUGH WITH UNISON AUDIENCE CLAPPING!

True Blood's season premiere was a bit weak. I mean really, a fucking gay dream sequence? Really fucking Alan Ball? REALLY?!?! There better be fucking actual gay vampire sex later this season that doesn't involve a mutha fucking dream gawd damn dream sequence! And what do you know, I guessed it. The werewolves don't show up until the final fucking scene.

But you know you, me and every other True Blood fan will still be very much addicted to this season and salivate for each new episode.

Now onto David's newest show sequel. Color Splash: Miami. Another great season for his beautiful mind to spew all over Miami homes. His designs and finished pieces are just so new century elegant that if I had the money I'd hire him for a blow job and a design of my bedroom!

And have you noticed David's new leaner tighter thinner body? Miami really does change you. Or it could be the fact that he's probably missing precious gym time and is losing muscle mass while he works like a pure breed dog for those Miami elites. I still like David's body, his designer mind and waited patientely for his Miami shirtless scenes but did not get them this week. Hopefully soon he'll please his Super Gay fans and give us Beach shirtless scenes.

These 2 shows on top of HGTV's Design Star and The Tony Awards show, well I just have to say this had to be one of the GAYEST nights on television in a good long while. I thought the "straight" tounge kiss between show host Sean Hayes & Kristen Chenoweth was just too forced and shitty. I get it, he's taking a stab that he can kiss like a straight man and pull it off but who really gives a fuck. If you can act straight without having to prove it on an awards then just do it on your next project and blow people away with your "straight" performance. On the Tonys you just look like a gay man doing a "bit" to get a reaction but really doing nothing important.

And what's the FUCKING UNISON CLAPPING during Green Day's performance. This shit is out of control! Ellen show has unison auidence clapping during musical performances. Then the MTV Movie Awards opening music audio que had the entire audience clapping in unison. And now on the Tony's. This shit is out of control. God help the Grammy's next year when the fucking audience fucks up the sound of music with their unison clapping.

We need FunnyOrDie.com or CollegeHumor.com to seriously take this new unison clapping thing and make fun of it until it dies.

You know today just felt like one of those days I needed to rant. I'm sure some of my readers don't like my opinion going against theirs but that's the beauty of opinions. We're allowed to have different ones.

So to end this rant I hate Unison Audience Clapping, I want David shirtless more in his new Miami show and I want actual Gay Vampire sex between Bill and that dog guy {in human form} to be NOT a dream sequence. Basically I want Sookie to cheat on Bill with Eric while Bill cheats on Sookie with Sam. Is that too much to ask? At least I'm getting a strong dose of Pam, Eric's right hand ex hooker who should have a giant role this season thus more camera time. I want more character depth about Pam. I LOVE PAM!

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June 13, 2010

Yum! Introducing HGTV's Design Star 5's Hunky Designers, Courtland, Trent, Michael & Tom

HGTV's Design Star season five premieres tonight on HGTV and repeats all week long. Apparently only 2 of these hunky designers are Super Gay and that would be Michael & Trent, the 2 guys in the middle. I can't believe the Silver Daddy of this season isn't Gay. DAMN!

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June 11, 2010

Shirtless! | Old Navy's Latin Shirtless Employee! Who Is Old Navy's One Day Wonder Boy!?!?!?!

Can anyone identify him? Please share with the rest of us his name! Check him out on his official facebook page - Facebook | One Day Wonder Boy

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June 10, 2010

Game Wood 2 | Dramatically Whoa! Deus Ex Human Revolution Looks Epic Climatic

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June 9, 2010

Real World New Orleans 2 | Not So Exciting Trailer + Scott Herman's Jaw Dropping Heavenly Body & Abs

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June 8, 2010

Wii Wood | A Hot Bodied Meat Head Apparently Wishes Super Gay Loving On His Penis From His Wii Enemies

Regardless of his homosexual slurs he STILL wishes the Wii "faggots" he's screaming at to apparently "suck his dick". God bless his experimental sexual side.

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June 7, 2010

Super Gorgeous | The Next Food Network Star's Herb Mesa!!!

Well no wonder I've in TV Love with him! He's a part time personal trainer. Here's his quick bio from Food Network.

"Herb, 41 (Atlanta, Ga.), is a restaurant-trained chef who worked his way up from dishwasher to director of catering and assistant general manager of luxury hotels. He has worked as a personal chef since 2003 and adds creative twists to recipes from friends and family. Herb, who works as a personal fitness trainer in his spare time, also attempts to nutritiously enhance any recipe he encounters."

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June 6, 2010

Super Handsome | Lotrimin Ultra Commercial DADDY!

This commercial DADDY whoring out foot lube has the muscled body of my dreams! Who is he?!?! I also inserted some foot screencaps for those into that sort of fetish. The TV world needs more of his body loving on the screen, that's all I'm saying!

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June 3, 2010

Super Cute! Super Handsome! Super Gorgeous! | So You Think You Can Dance's Kent Boyd Dances His Adorable Loveable Body Off. So Jealous Of That Striped Shirt!!!!

Wow! One wonders if that shirt has a "lover" story behind it. Of course it's probably his but we in TV love can only hope that that shirt belongs to an ex boyfriend. But really it's most likely just a prop in his dance routine.

Last night during So You Think You Can Dance I fell in TV Love with Kent Boyd. A "Small Town Boy" who has a Care Bear personality and what appears to be the warmest, most lovable enduring body that there ever was.

And Super HOT SPOILER!!!! They say Kent makes it all the way to the end! Or Top 10 that is. I'm so watching this season if he is picked as one of the top 10.

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June 2, 2010

Chris Redfield | Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds' Hunky Chris Returns To Help Sport Game Wood For One And All

Hulk's massive bodybuilder bod ain't all that bad either!

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June 1, 2010

Shirtless! | The Bachelorette's Men Shed Their Clothes For A Calendar

Basically if you have some money to burn, "3 dollars SPLIT between 2 charities!", then buy not one, not 2 but three calendars for you and your friend's work cubicles! February's month looks super hot but the images are super tiny on the website and not worth reposting.

The Bachelorette's Calendar | Official Ordering Website

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