June 30, 2011
OMFG! Just Worked A 14 Hour Shift At My Job... Big Brother Cast Has Been Unleashed!!!
So by saying this I will update tomorrow afternoon regarding my take on the cast and the show and the twist of All Stars versus regular folk.
So far I'm hopeful. I welcome a new version of the show but a version that has been seen elsewhere on other reality competition shows like Real World Road Rules Challenge: Fresh Meat and Survivor.
I will only say right now that if a house of IDIOTS this season allows an All Star player to make it to the end, to the final 2... well then the All Star player in the end deserves to win. This season should end with 2 new players in the final 2 chairs. This house has to be smart enough to take out the All Stars by sticking in a dominant newbie group that should hopefully control the votes, nominations and odds of winning most of the competitions. But more on that shit tomorrow!
And until then.. yum and YUM!
June 29, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Mix Of All Stars & New Houseguests?!?! Julie Chen Says "Dynamic Duos From The Past Will Have A Significant Role This Season". WTF?
So this is the show's answer to an All Stars 2 season and a new season. I'm all for it. Interesting.
June 28, 2011
Big Brother 13 | HOLY GOOD GOD FUCK! The Big Brother 13 House Is Revealed!! 14 Houseguests?
Check out all the photos over at Yahoo!
Again we are dealt with 14 photo frames on the wall. Fourteen houseguests would be a great thing. 7 men... 7 dicks, 7 erections, 7 set of biceps, 7 hot male pairs of feet. 7 weight lifting men. 7 is the magic number!
So blogs like We Love Big Brother have already interviewed the contestants. Seriously, everyone who's got their foot in Allison Grodner's good graces has been invited to interview the houseguests. Shit you know I have no interest in getting caught up in Media day. I'm just fine checking out the feeds, capturing shirtless men and going APESHIT NUTS over the fights in the house!
Another season of calling it like it is with this year's contestants is less than 10-ish days away! This week I plan on bringing up good GuyTVBlog.com times I've had covering Big Brother, reposting the best of the best screencaptures and showing off brand new photos of previous players.
June 27, 2011
Big Brother 13 Cast To Be Announced This Week! I Suspect Julie Chen's The Talk Will Get First Look At The Cast...
I could be wrong. I just need to know what fucking day it is so we can hear the women talk about a show that NONE of them give 2 shits about. Julie Chen should bring a Big Brother super fan on the show to comment on the cast... someone like me... or you. Just someone other than those women!
June 26, 2011
OMG! Finally Watching True Blood Season Premiere!!!
With an erection! Hopefully tonight we find out which character goes SUPER GAY!
Wow! Just saw it. To find out who turned Super Gay then continue reading!
It's Tara... um... the black girl... Sookie's best friend that me and my family always knew was gay, no surprise here. I suspect a kiss between her and Sookie to come before season's end. I mean how could they NOT have those 2 kiss!?!?
Read more about it here.
June 24, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Only 12 Days Away! I Sense "INTRUDERS" Twist Finally Rolling Out This Season!
So Big Brother 13 rears its ugly lying head July 7th... And I can't fucking wait for the hypocrite douche bags that I love dearly to return to the live feeds and screens vying for 16 billion dollars in cash prizes. No, if only they were fighting for that much. Still a measly half a million dollars. Unless the show promises a bigger cash prize on premiere night but still a crappy $500,000 dollars. Just enough to get the grand prize winner a personal buisness started in dealing drugs.
Now for the INTRUDERS twist. Other Big Brother editions around the world have used this twist to make their cast and seasons fresh and new. Basic premise is put a core amount of people in the house, nothing too suspsious, let's say 13 houseguests in the house at the start. Then after about four weeks the show introduces let's say 3 or 4 new houseguests into the house. All of a sudden, without warning, the remaining houseguests are back to dealing with all new people. People who might know what's going on and people who might be able to fuck up any alliances and/or people's chances of controlling the game.
The INTRUDERS would have a special power walking in, usually can't be voted out the first week, you know, to give them time to dig their nails into alliances and so forth. I've been preaching and posting for years now that this show needed INTRUDERS. Hopefully after 13 seasons Allison Grodner, the show's EVIL producer, has finally brought in the international favorite twist to the American version.
Now the whole reason why I say this is because on one single clue. In the promo featured above you hear the Queen Juile Chen mention how "you" can CRASH THE PARTY and the promo using the words CRASH MY PARTY. Intruders would do just that. Fuck a party up by just walking in unexpectedly. My TV erection can only hope that this is the year for that twist. Big Brother fans will love this.
I just hope that Allison Grodner doesn't have any of those INTRUDERS related and/or knowing any of the current houseguests. The twist works best if brand new people are introduced to a set of new people where nobody knows each other. No way a person can help another player out by suddenly helping an already formed alliance get stronger immediately. There has to be an uncertain game play feel in the air when the INTRUDERS walk into the house.
This is another gimmic that could drive up LIVE FEED sales. The INTRUDERS wouldn't and shouldn't come in during the live show but come in sometime during the night, most likely during Showtime 2's After Dark channel LIVE FEED show.
I haven't had much to say over the past few weeks but now with Big Brother 13 happening in less than 12 days away, well expect me to find it hard to shut the fuck up. Big Brother is my addiction and I LOVE IT!
OMG! Work Sucks This Week!
I'm so fucking tired all this week. My job is so like fucking hard this week. Weekend is coming, I have to work Saturday too and I hope to sleep all fucking day Sunday... well not really. Sorry about this week's lack of updates. Blame my job!
June 21, 2011
ChoreGraphed | Boys In Blue Bettttaaa Work!!!
June 20, 2011
Now That's How You Create A Moment! Well Done Miss Britney Spears
I'm not a major Britney fan meaning I probably won't see her in concert or buy anything at the mall that has Britney on it but I will say I did almost shed a heartwearming tear for those fans who got to get up on stage with her for that song. You even hear the camera guy say how "fucking jealous" he was of those people. Well done Britney.
June 18, 2011
Nick Starcevic Responds To GuyTVBlog.com About Returning To All Stars 2!!!
First off I'm just lazy as fuck when it comes to checking my yahoo email account. I mean what the fuck, he responded back on May 11th, way before his Dick Shot "scandal" and I'm just now posting it.
Now you guys know I'm ruthless when it comes to Big Brother contestants. I'm an asshole to them but really there's some kind of TV love behind it all. When I call Nick a "fame whore", it is meant with TV love.
So I had asked Nick about returning to All Stars 2. Just a simple email. He responded saying...
"A buddy showed me it :) I dig it :) Thanks for staying up to date w/ me ;) lol .... I actually probably wouldn't mind giving it another shot but no way would they ask me back.... too many other people who can fill those slots, who would be more entertaining :) "
Ahhh how modest. I'm sure Allison Grodner just has no passion for Nick and has no interest in Nick returning... Um... I don't buy it. Allison will be on her mutha fucking knees begging for Nick to return to All Stars 2. The fans want Nick back for another season, a season where women won't effect his gameplay.
Wait... he's been with Danielle, Jen and now with Kristin... oh yeah there's going to be Big Brother inner circle drama if he returns back to the house for All Stars 2. Him and his BANGING DICK are going to drive those women in the house NUTS!
So there you have it. He "wouldn't mind giving it another shot".
He'll be on All Stars 2. In the same house with Jessie Godderz. It'll happen and you can't tell me otherwise.
June 17, 2011
Shirtless! | Finally! Real Housewives Of New York's Mario Singer Goes Hairy Shirtless! Plus Big Brother 8 Nick Starcevic's Dick Picture!
He's the perfect D.I.L.F. Amazing hairy pecs, abs, great arms, triceps, hot feet... Damn, I need more shirtless photos of Ramona Singer's husband when he was younger and tighter and more fit during his Tennis playing days. Anyone know where those younger photos of Mario are?
And yes GuyTVBlog.com readers, I have noticed Big Brother 8 Nick Starcevic's new Dick Penis Erection Naked picture. I most likely won't post it here since my hosting service doesn't allow nudity. But I WILL redirect you all to that eventful photo.
Guys With iPhones | Nick's Dick Picture
June 15, 2011
Game Wood 2 | Inversion's Hard, Brute, Masculine Zero Gravity Men... Epic Game Wood!!!
Inversion | Official Game Website
June 14, 2011
Super Handsome | Who The Hell Is Steve Johnson?!?! He's Beyond Handsome!
Check him out in the new Katy Perry music video, T.G.I.F.
Answered! Thanks GuyTVBlog.com reader "Calvin Klein". The Super Handsome guy in the video is Richie Nuzzolese! Whoever he is he's a model and he seriously needs more time in front of the TV camera. And yes Mr. Klein... Big Brother needs him but then again I just don't see him ever doing the show even if offered.
WipeOut Makes Me Laugh Once Again. Plus My New TV Crush Josh Elliott Makes A New Fan Out Of Me!
I've so got a TV Crush on Josh Elliott. He came from Sportscenter and is now on Good Morning America. All I know is he's straight as a sports arrow and a big sports fan who lives, breathes and punches sports. He's also branching out to be a newsman on TV but really THE sports fan on GMA.
June 13, 2011
Well Done Dallas Mavericks, Well Fucking Done!
Little bit drunk, celebratinjg, well post after work tomrrow. Fuck yeah Mavericks !
June 11, 2011
GTVB's WorkOut! | Chad Taylor's Bulldog Blog. Oddly Interesting!
And his accent is just Super Dreamy! I will say the one thing that stands out is Chad drinking egg whites, the carton kind, not the break the egg kind. But come on people, it's not monkey see monkey do, research before you mimic behaviour.
June 10, 2011
Game Wood 2 | Luke Rips A Call Of Duty Black Ops T-Shirt
It's major Game Wood. If only there was more of this type of behaviour at E3.
June 8, 2011
Wii Wood | Nintendo Unleashes The New Wii U, A "Sexy Piece Of Kit"! LOL!
Now let's watch a UK bloke talk about the new Wii U and watch a big breasted Wii female booth inspector hold the controller in her delicate hands.
Bonus! Let's watch those E3 Nintendo addicts make a "run" for it to the on hands demo for the new Nintendo Wii U controller. Love how some of those douche bags try to skip a few people who are walking by them softly running ahead.
June 6, 2011
Yes It Happened! A High On Life Robert Pattinson Makes Out Kisses Taylor Lautner!
Robert also dropped the F-bomb during the show's tribute to Reese Witherspoon. Laugh out loud moment. It's nice to see Robert just let the fuck go on the show. He knows his time being this obsessed over is coming to an end. It did for Leo back during Titanic, it will happen with Robert once the Twilight movies are over.
I also think the jury is still out whether or not there was actual lip touch. We do see Taylor wipe his bottom lip with the back of his hand. Secret homosexual love affair? I'm sure this was a PR move to get people talking about the movie. Yet another stunt for the film business. But hey I don't mind, it makes movie watching more fun.
There's just so many good juicy stuff here. People online are now saying Kristin told Robert "go get him HONEY" which would suggest they are in a committed relationship. This is a "big deal" since she refused his kiss on stage in front of the world. Maybe she's smart because we all know Selena Gomez has been getting death threats for dating Justin Bieber.
Did you also notice that during Justin's acceptance speech he didn't mention anything about Selena. There's a science to all this celeb crap.
June 3, 2011
ChoreGraphed | Team Run This World Better WORK!
Now if only they all united and formed one single large choregraphed beast...
GuyTV Crush | So You Think You Can Dance's Brian Henry! Red Never Looked So Good
June 2, 2011
GuyTV Crush | So You Think You Can Dance's Brian Henry! The 22 Year Old Krump Shirtless Beast!
Holy HOT FUCKING Damn! And can you believe God himself made him that good looking and handsome and solid at only 22 years of fucking age?!?! I suspect though that he'll screw up in Hollywood and not make the final show.
And yes I did notice that pale lean black short shorts wearing MARRIED dancer. But the next three days are devoted to Brian Henry aka "Hollow Dreamz". More screencaps of him to sweat all over GuyTVBlog.com over the next 2 days.
Catch the video before Fox takes it violently down!