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October 29, 2011

Happy Halloween! Mr. GuyTVBlog Goes On Vacation!

I'll be back next weekend so expect even more quiet-ness from GuyTVBlog.com. Work overtime and the stress of planning the last minute details for a trip just overwhelmed me this month. ;(

I hope to be less stressed out next month.

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October 28, 2011

The Gorgeous Rob Marciano Takes On A Zombie Role For CNN

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October 23, 2011

And The YouTube Paranormal Activity 3 Audience Reaction Videos Have Begun...

WARNING! These are spoilers of the film! Don't watch if you don't want to be SPOILED!

Of course catch them before they vanish!

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October 21, 2011

Paranormal Activity 3 | What You See In The Trailers Is NOT What You See In Theatres... Just Saying!

I'm of course not really spoiling the movie but I will prepare those of interest what you WON'T see in the film.

Now the list is long so be ready to be shocked to find out what's NOT in the film.

The burning of the classic childhood photograph found in the attic in part one... GONE.

The ENTIRE BLOODY MARY SCENE in the bathroom with the 2 girls... GONE. DELETED. ALTERED. Just not there! There's no "woman figure" standing behind one of the girls. IT'S NOT THERE!

The "knocking game" is gone. Not there.

The girl jumping off the balcony. GONE.

The girl throwing water on the imaginary friend and the block chair thing flying across the room right after. NOT THERE.

The guy who is telling the mother how "this thing is connected to your side of the family" is not there either. The entire scene where he's looking at the closet in the wall and the drawings... GONE. Him getting banged up on the table... VANISHED!

The girl in the car hiding... ERASED.

The staircase lights exploding... Wasn't there.

The shot of the house on fire... COMPLETELY GONE.

The 2 sisters standing in the corner in the darkness downstairs... NOPE.

The should have been classic scene of "we're getting out of here, just get in the car and drive"... The mother flying into the bedroom with the doors closing and the father getting thrown in the hallway... GONE GONE GONE GONE!

And the viral clip showing the mother being thrashed around in the bed, most likely right after being flown from the door to the bed... NOT THERE EITHER.

I think that's mostly it. The whole Poltergeist Carol Anne reference is gone too.

I kinda get what the filmmakers were/are trying to do. They wanted you to go into the theatre thinking you knew what was going to happen and then you get something completely diferent, all new scenes and new experiences and new scares that you are completely caught off guard. It's a great way to scare the viewing audience and those thinking they know what's about to happen.

I would say all the deleted trailer and teaser stuff will make the "extended" DVD cut for increased home sales.

I personally still loved the movie but I would have to disagree with Ain't It Cool News with their lame ass quote that the last 15 minutes of the film will "MESS YOU UP FOR LIFE". Um... no it did not.

When the movie ended we did get the usual "that was a waste of time" and "that wasn't good at all" and "it wasn't scary" yet people were screaming at the good parts and one guy was clapping after a scene in the kitchen because it was just that good. And no one walked out of the screening. It is worth your money, it's great watching with a group of friends and/or your lover. I did see a family go into another theatre with a freaking 3 year old! I guess some people just want to see this film that badly.

This review was basically spoiler free. I only tried to tell you what isn't in the film. This had better not be a new "trick" that studios plan on using. I mean this trick has been around forever, remember Twister, the tractor wheel in the trailer but no where in the film. The trend is there but I've never seen it this bad.

Have fun with the fun house that is Paranormal Activity 3!

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October 20, 2011

Masculine TV Week | Martin Berusch, The A-List New York "Husband" Of Our Hairy Dreams

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October 19, 2011

Piranha 3 FUCKING DOUBLE D! It's About Damn Time For A Teaser!

And they're FLYING! THEY'RE FLYING! At least I think that's what's happening. BAD BIG TITTY ASS!

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October 18, 2011

Masculine TV Week | Matt Reidy. Handsome. Actor. Muscle. Strength. Salivating Over Him.

Hire him, strip him down to his designer underwear and make him lift weights... you know, while on top of acting his muscled ass off. He really is the pure joy that is guys watching guys on TV. He's done commercial work, some cameo work in sitcoms and dramas, I think he has a recurring role on some Nick TV show but I just can't stomach that show waiting for a shirtless shot of him by the pool. He's always dressed in suits in it though. He's the ultimate man on TV. Damn... so damn Handsome.

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October 17, 2011

Masculine TV Week | RuPaul's Drag Race 3's Shawn Morales.

WhoaOW! I'm not sure if he made such an impact that he would return for the all new season of RuPaul's Drag Race 4 but here's hoping he does more TV work in nothing but his body hair!

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October 13, 2011

Just Dance 3 | Ain't Nothing More Fun Than Dancing The Night Away!

Bonus: Just Dance 3 | Take On Me

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October 12, 2011

Basketball Wives LA | DAMN! Imani's Hot As Damn Military Date, Kyle. Yum!

Om my dear TV God, who is this man and where can we find endless shirtless photos of him?

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October 11, 2011

RuPaul's Drag Race 4 Debuts January 2012!

Watch the teaser! She did hit the numbers "3", "8", "2" and "5". Does this mean anything?!?!

Probably nothing but she should have hit "8" then "2", then "9" and finally "3". Translation. H.B.I.C. Which means Head Bitch In Charge. The numbers could have been the premiere date code. Like "0" "1" "2" "2". Kinda like January 22nd 2012.

I mean seriously! Have some fun with the fucking teaser!

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October 10, 2011

Opinion | I'm So Over The A-List New York. D-U-N! DONE!

This past season was torture to get through. Austin made the show, he IS the show and the show revolves around Austin. I'm barely getting through the first six minutes of the reunion and to sit through an hour of everyone attacking Austin is just a horrid hour of "entertainment".

I am very thankful of the new series The A-List: Dallas. I needed a new cast, without Austin, without "the same ol' bitchy drama". If you didn't catch that quote it was from RuPaul's EPIC Drag Race series.

Just like The Real Housewives of New York went through a major cast overhaul, this show needs to dump the same ol' bitchy weak links and start fresh. Adding a new female component to the mix didn't work for me because I'm not a fan of Whatever her name is. I don't mind women on the show, I already in TV love with Ashley from the Dallas cast. So it really is all about casting.

Fans are either going to love or hate a new cast member. No matter the sex of the person. I just don't like that "classy" cunt in the New York cast. What I love is the brillant casting of Levi from the Dallas cast.

All right. So after tonight I'm D-U-N with the New York cast. You know Reichen is still gorgeous as fuck and I wouldn't mind watching his own spin off show. They should call it Vanity!

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Been Sick All Weekend... Still Sick Today.

No major updates. Body aches. TV is your friend when you're sick. Your "best friend".

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October 7, 2011

Okay, Who The Hell Is Gregory Gorgeous & Why Doesn't He Have His Own LogoTV Reality Show?

Seriously, Logo TV, snatch him up already! I have never followed him but stumbled upon him via YouTube and saw his Meet & Greet somewhere in Toronto. I mean he's perfect for reality TV and perfect for LogoTV.

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October 6, 2011

Game Wood 2 | Saints Row: The Third's Beefy Naked Hunks!

Well at least they're almost naked. Here's hoping there's an X rated version of the game!

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October 5, 2011

What The Fuck Is This Fox.com "Watch Full Episode" BullShit?

I went online to try and watch Terra Nova and I can't. I have DirectTV so I have to wait 8 fucking days after the episode airs to watch the damn new episode. Same with Glee and other Fox shows. FUCK YOU FOX.COM.

Your shows are just not that important to patiently wait 8 fucking days to watch. It just pisses me off that this "free" service is not available to me unless I perform certain tricks to watch them. I get it, I could and probably sound ungrateful but seriously, we've been treated quite nicely with full episodes being available the next day. Now this bullshit?

Might as well lump this bullshit move with Netflix & Bank Of America's genius moves.

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October 4, 2011

Holy Shit! RuPaul's Drag Race's Morgan McMichaels Does Absolutely Fabulous' Patsy Stone FLAWLESSLY!

The Crazy genius kicks in at the 1:40 mark and again at the 2:30 mark! Morgan McMichael's for All Star season 5!

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October 2, 2011

Micoofy.com | Love Disney? Then Check Out Micoofy.com, My Gay Disney Blog, Featuring The Queens From RuPaul's Drag Race!

Just a sampling. Head on over to Micoofy.com for Disney Princes, Divas and Tricks with Treats on all things Disney theme parks.

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