January 30, 2012
Mr. GuyTVBlog Is 100 Percent DUMBASS! A Queen WAS Eliminated From The Season Premiere
I'll take my lethal medicine and suck it up good.
Alisa Summer ended up being the first queen sliced and diced out of the competition. Oh to be wrong! TO BE WRONG! I now know what I needed to correct my mistake of thinking that no Queens would be eliminated. It was that MUTHA FUCKING Out Tv UnTucked preview that features a glimpse at the queens in future outfits, featured below in the post from yesterday.
If I had had that puzzle I would have been able to put together that one queen was indeed going to be eliminated from the competition.
Now the chatter around the net is that in the coming weeks we'll have another episode where No Queens are to be eliminated and then another episode where we'll have a "for the time in Drag Race History" a bottom THREE! The reason for this is there is to be a double elimination for the week where no queens are sent home. But supposely RuPaul only sends one Queen home after 2 out of the 3 WERK IT BITCH!
Well this brand new season looks like it is going to be INSANE! And Alisa Summers DESERVED TO GO HOME. WEAKKKKKKKK! Absolutely the most boring Queen ever to be put on that dazzling stage.
AND OH MY FUCKING DRAG GOD I laughed so hard at the mega preview for UnTucked! HOT DAMN Untucked just might be better than the actual show itself! Oh no she didn't just say that. Yes I did!
I will say that I will be working a 13 hour work shift at my day job so I'll be updating all week on my review for the season premiere.
January 29, 2012
Uh Oh! My InvestiGAYtion Is Crashing & Burning! Check out OUT Tv's Revealing Untucked Photos That Show Who Makes It Further!
Watch if you dare. It's just more knowledge for your lipstick brain.
Alisa Summers WILL be the first to go. I thought Alisa was doing a lip sync against Sharon Needles but it seems that is Phi Phi O'Hara in a battle with Sharon Needles. But damn it... who the hell is in the red fighter outfit with the sparkingly gloves????
I keep going back and forth. I thought I saw Alisa in one outfit and then again in another outfit. One being a boxer with red bedazzled gloves and another in some dark leathery outfit complete with cleavage. WTF?
Either Alisa Summers gets her ass eliminated from the first episode or NO Queens are eliminated. GAWD DAMN IT!
So It Seems The Premiere Aired MINUS The "Elimination". HOW ODD!
Am I right that NO QUEENS ARE ELIMINATED from the first episode?
Hell my life has been busy as ever and I can't believe I missed the Facebook 2 day premiere sneak peek. I find out a day or so too late that the season premiere episode aired online through RuPaul's Drag Race 4 Facebook page but apparently it abruptly ended just before the runway and elimination segments. HOW ODD!
Is my investiGAYtion correct? I mean I get that they want people to tune into the actual TV premiere to boost ratings and all.
Now after seeing more of the previews at LogoTV.com I did notice Milan makes it further in the competition. So now if someone is eliminated from the first episode then I can only suspect that Alisa Summers is out first. But I SWEAR she's in the bottom 2 in a future episode with mutha fucking Sharon BADASS Needles. That is the episode where Alisa Summers gets eliminated. I JUST FUCKING KNOW IT.
Only 24 or more so hours until the TRUTH is revealed!
I'm on pins and Needles hoping to find out if my InvestiGAYtion turns out 100 percent correct or 100 percent dumbass!
January 27, 2012
Sharon Needles, Kenya Michaels, Jiggly Caliente & Latrice Royale WERK IT At Mickey's In West Hollywood
And Yes Sir to that hunky security guard standing in the top left hand corner of the stage with his arms crossed. Who the HELL is he? Can we take him home? PLEASE!
January 26, 2012
Catch A Preview Of The First Episode Challenge... Drag Zombies!
And So RuPaul Utters The Phrase "For The First Time In Drag Race History... We Are Breaking All The Rules"
Hence no one leaves episode one. I'm still sticking with it BITCH! Of course in the clip that magically add in "and in the finale" in the middel of the quote to try and throw us off. I mean I just can't picture the final 2 both winning or the rumor that America gets to vote on the winner to be revealed live on some finale show. 'Cause really that's bullshit, because then America would vote on your behaviour behind the scenes and NOT if you are a fierce Drag Queen or not.
Soooo if RuPaul is wearing that black polka dotted yellow dress number in the premiere episode runway segment then expect NO QUEENS TO LEAVE THE COMPETITION EPISODE MUTHA FUCKING ONE.
I've seen Alisa Summers now in at least two bottom 2's in this new preview & the original trailer. First in her Angel costume and second in a boxer outfit complete with red bedazzled gloves. Milan isn't first to be eliminated because she can be seen in the jail & mug shot challenge. So then Alisa Summers is the first to be eliminated in the 2nd episode and then Willam is eliminated in episode three. I think that is how it plays out.
Here's hoping I'm wrong because yes, even I do like to be SHOCKED but then I really love trying to figure out the puzzle that is RuPaul's Drag Race previews of the season!
January 25, 2012
Holy Penis Tuck! RuPaul's Drag Race 4's Season Premiere Is 90 Minutes! "RuPocalypse Now!" Features The Queens In Zombie Drag!
Featuring special guest judge Elvira! The competitors must survive drag zombies and the end of the world.
This news is SHOCKING! This then could mean that Milan is indeed the first eliminated from the show. But then why would her Janelle Monae outfit be worn in the runway at the end of the first episode that deals with the end of the world?
If the theme for the runway does indeed deal with "fighting to survive" outfits then she and Alisa Summers fall into the bottom 2 with Milan being sent home. But Sharon Needles wears a zombie undead fit while the others wear boxer outfits? WTF?
My mind is like totally blown. I can't figure the fuck out what the runway costumes are in the season premiere. Tricky Tricky Logo TV!
One More Time... RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4 Theatrical Trailer!
Well it should have been put in theatres... Cinematic & widescreen.
January 23, 2012
InvestiGAYtion Drag! Alisa Summers & Phi Phi O'hara "Shante, You Stay" Past The First Episode
So Phi Phi O'fuckinghara makes it far past the first episode, far enough to create HIGH drama with Sharon Needles, drama so high that they fight in the changing room. Hopefully they carry the fight off onto the stage.
As for Alisa Summers. This bitch is definitely out early in the competition. It seems this "lady" is simply not friends with most of the girls on the show. Not sure why. On the queens facebook pages we see alot of crossover friends posing for friends pictures but Alisa Summers seems to be out of most of them. Out too early Alisa? Not enough time to make real solid friends with the other cast members?
I think I have figured out that Alisa Summers and Milan fall into the bottom 2 episode one. It seems that Milan KILLS it out on the runway while Alisa fails on stage. But I suspect, highly suspect that I am correct in that RuPaul keeps All her queens SAFE FROM ELIMINATION as to give everyone a 2nd chance.
"For the first time ever in Drag Race history, I will NOT be sending anyone home this week. But step up your game and don't FUCK it up because you will not get another chance in this competition" type stuff.
I also now suspect that Alisa Summers may still be the first person eliminated from the competiton, possibly falling into the bottom 2 twice within 2 or 3 episodes. It's either her or Willam leaving first and 2nd.
Of course all will be revealed when the show actually debuts showcasing brand new REVEALING footage in the opening season preview.
I'll say it again. NO QUEENS ARE ELIMINATED FROM EPISODE ONE of this brand new drag season. Of course I'm only 99.5% sure of it. There's still that slim slim chance that Alisa Summers is the first eliminated from the competition but I know that's her lip syncing for her life against Sharon Needles in the Heaven & Hell challenge. Of course this is where Alisa Summers truely gets eliminated. I know I'm right in this GAWD DAMN IT!
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP with Phi Phi O'hara wearing the same outfit in 2 aspects of the show. She wears the same outfit when she filmed the spaceship promos AND then she wears the same thing in episode one's runway/judging challenge. She can clearly be seen in the montage of photos up above wearing the same black pointy shoulders number. I mean that's like unfair right? Can't she get like back handed slapped for that? I hope she gets called out for it episode one.
January 20, 2012
InvestiGAYtion Drag! Lashauwn Beyond & DiDa Ritz Kick & Slap Past Episode One's Elimination. 2 More Queens Left!
Lashauwn Beyond obviously makes it to the "Post Apopalocktic" episode, possible the same one with the living dead Drag Queens dying all over the place. She's also sporting a bubble gum machine outfit that can be seen in the background of another episode meaning she gets further with her "used" runway surviving outfit hanging in the background of the set.
DiDa Ritz makes it further than Lashauwn. She's also BEST FUCKING FRIENDS with Phi Phi O'hara as she is seen picking and cleaning off Phi Phi after a messy green colored mini challenge.
Whoa. That's 11 surviving queens that make it past the first episode. The season premiere where NO QUEENS ARE ELIMINATED. Only 2 queens left to expose here on GuyTVBlog.com's InvestiGAYtion Drag!
InvestiGAYtion Drag! Jiggly "I'm A Bad Bitch Too" Caliente
It's obvious that Jiggly Caliente makes far past the first episode elimination. Bitch actually got wheels to speed past the others. Who knew right? I mean her pre interview showed a dull, boring, what seemed like a non interested in the competition drag queen but now that we see her in the actual competition she is thriving.
Let's take one quick look back at her FALL ASLEEP interview.
And then we get the LIP SYNCING FOR HER LIFE Jiggly here...
9 Queens down. Only 4 queens left for GuyTVBlog.com's InvestiGAYtion Drag! to expose the truth!
January 18, 2012
InvestiGAYtion Drag! The Princess & Sharon Needles Spin & Dazzle Past The First Episode Elimination!
The Princess, who's "clearly" part of the wrestling challenge is all seen in three different looks, one even getting her in the Bottom 2.
Sharon Needles reaches the "end of the world" challenge as well as the wrestling challenge. Needles also falls into the bottom 2 singing for her life. But who is she up against... an angel?
8 Queens survive past episode one. 5 more to go. Looks like NO ONE so far is getting eliminated episode one.
January 17, 2012
InvestiGAYtion Drag! Latrice Royale & Kenya Michaels Speed Past Episode One Surviving Elimination!
Latrice Royale makes a stunning escape from elimination in a diamond necklace and blue dress number as seen in the background, already safe from elimination. She's also in the wrestling challenge as well as the big butt ass bottom challenge.
Kenya Michaels looks like she makes it pretty far as she reaches the photoshoot challenge. So just based on that alone she's making it pretty damn far.
6 Surviving Queens down. 7 More to go.
January 15, 2012
InvestiGAYtion Drag! Madame LeQueer & Chad Michaels WERK Past Episode One. Both Survive Elimination!
Four down. 9 to go.
So first up is Madame LeQueer. Featured HEAVILY in the show trailer, this Queen makes her mark on the show. I can't tell if that Zombie Living Dead photo is of LeQueer or not. There's not many large pale skin-ish Queens this year so any big light skinned "woman" in any shot is basically a screenshot of Madame LeQueer. She's also featured in the background of the now infamous fight between Party City Sharon Needles & Tired Ol' Showgirl Phi Phi Ohara!
Glad to see her make it further than a few episodes because I love her line about just wanting to "pee on the floor". LOL!
Next up is Chad Michaels. A seasoned Queen who wasn't featured heavily in the trailer. She is still a mystery. I can't picture her in a wrestling match in the Wrestling episode. I guess we'll find out more about Chad Michaels when the 1st episode airs and they reveal footage and clips from the entire season in the opening as well as a glimpse at the drama to unfold later in the season in UnTucked.
That's four solid Queens so far who make it past Episode One.
InvestiGAYtion Drag! Milan & Willam Survive Past Episode One
Done. 2 Queens down, 11 more to go.
Willam is definitely part of the wrestling challenge. It seems this wrestling challenge is so BIG that the queens go directly from the ring to the runway. It looks as if Jiggly, Willam and her partner... yet to be identified are all backstage in the Interior Illusion lounge flipping mutha fucking tables. It does take a few episodes to build up this much tension between the queens.
Willam can also be seen on the drag stage in her "fighter episode" outfit. I suspect again that Willam survives episode one by being "safe" but yelled at by RuPaul because you bitches need to try harder to come out on top speech. I suspect Willam does infact get eliminated in Episode 2 and thus becomes the first queen to be eliminated from the fourth season.
Milan appears in multiple shots from multiple episodes. Her perfectly put together 2 front teeth are a "dead" giveaway to her making it past episode 1. Now she falls into the bottom 2 in her Janelle costume. Is this from episode one or the Snatch game? Milan even has a YouTube video where she wears the same damn wig.
Milan is also part of the living dead challenge. Now here's the kicker. Maybe she does get eliminated from episode one, I doubt it, but then why would she come back for the living dead challenge? Do ALL the queens who get eliminated return for the living dead challenge? Would one come back into the competition in this episode? Now that would be cosmetically INSANE!
I personally suspect that RuPaul LOVES doing things "for the 1st time in Drag Race HISTORY" type stuff. Last season she kept both queens in the bottom 2. This year I suspect that after the fuck up that was Shangela getting eliminated from episode one season 2 then being brought back in season 3 for a "2nd chance" thing has now translated to her giving ALL her queens a 2nd chance in episode one this new season.
But this would also mean later in the season another "first time in Drag Race HISTORY" when RuPaul eliminates 2 QUEENS IN ONE EPISODE, of course later in the season.
Post your thoughts so far.
I'll post more today on those other surviving Queens.
A Possible "LOGOTV PR" Insider Tells Me I'm "Incorrect"! But Is It A Lie To Throw Us Off The Drag Truth?
I was CORRECT when I discussed the now infamous (well, "infamous" among the Drag Race viewing community) Los Angeles Times video that actually featured the final 5 drag queens from season 3: Shangela, Alexis Mateo, Manila Luzon, Yara Sofia and Raja!
When this video surfaced on Jan. 20th 2011, 4 days before the show even began airing! I felt the video was a huge spoiler and I called the video out on just that, showcasing the final five queens. And I was CORRECT! It was episode eleven "RuPaul's Hair Extravaganza". I suspect the Los Angeles Times won't be doing this again.
When I originally figured this out and posted on my blog a TOP SECRET "LOGO PR" wrote a harsh comment to try to throw us all off. BUT IT WAS A LIE!
The LOGO PR person wrote "Actually you are incorrect with your commentary. It's not a spoiler - when the Los Angeles Times was on set they were only able to get 5 of the girls because the rest were shooting interviews on the main stage. The reporter even says so in her posting, but nobody bothers to copy THAT part."
Interesting to be LIED to.
So the same person under a different name uses the same wording for my newest investiGAYtion calling it "incorrect" and I haven't even revealed my "proof". Just the heading that "NO Queens Are Eliminated In The First Episode Of RuPaul's Drag Race 4!" created such a reaction.
I'll continue with my investiGAYtion today. Right or Wrong I believe I have stumbled upon the truth once again. If I'm wrong I'll admit it. If I'm right then I want a BLOW JOB!
Now I will say that the same person did tell me I was incorrect when I thought the Drag Queen Detox was on this newest season when really it was Chad Michaels. But seriously those 2 queens could be twin sisters. And Detox, apply the fuck already for season 5. You're a show in to be a cast member.
January 13, 2012
NO Queens Are Eliminated In The First Episode Of RuPaul's Drag Race 4!
This could be like BREAKING RACE NEWS:
I believe I have correctly figured out the bottom 2 of the first episode and I also believe I have figured out that NO QUEENS are to be eliminated in the first episode. I also feel that I have figured out who is finally eliminated in the 2nd episode. I know for a fact which Queen becomes the "1st Queen" eliminated in season 4... in episode 2.
I'll detail my investiGAYtion report this weekend!
January 12, 2012
A Note For Those Coming Late Into The Competition...
Expect my coverage of this year's Drag Race to be MASSIVE.
Lately TV has been a bore for me. Not enough inspiration to post. I'm watching the 30 minute too long it's A Brad Brad World, Storage Wars, not so much Top Boring Chef, still loving The Real Housewives series, caught the sad ending to Wizards of Waverly Place, fell in TV Love with that new hunk on the Jersey Shore- the one who is the Situation's friend- can't remember his name, someone point me in the right direction to his nude/shirtless photos (if any)... but in the end Life itself is more interesting. But RuPaul's Drag Race is literally going to continue to takeover GuyTVBlog.com.
And yes, my claws are going to come out about for season four. If the queens aren't going to hold back, neither will I... BITCH!
Mickey's Drag-stravaganza * Raven Is Oh So "Perfect"
Holy fuck Raven needs to dominate Drag Race All Stars season 5 already!
January 10, 2012
Let's Devour Some More Same Ol' Bitchy Delicious Drama From RuPaul's Drag Race 3
January 9, 2012
20ish Days Until The DragTastic Premiere Of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4 Hunty!
Holy fuck I can't wait. TV is just going to get a high dose of 'tainment January 30th!
January 6, 2012
HOT DAMN! Morgan McMichael Slaughters It With "Criminal"
Love Her Or Hate Her, Tyra Sanchez Does Rihanna & Nicki Minaj
Damn girl, how the might have fallen. Disgraceful!
And the public has spoken. Via YouTube comments...
"Her front/tuck looking real scary here. Also, her dancing is questionable lol..." - itone
"boring.. i can do better :S" - rodrigosalasja
January 4, 2012
RuPaul's Drag Race 3 * Dive Into The Mp3's Of "The Same Ol' Bitchy Drama" Between Shangela, Raja & The Rest Of The Girls
January 3, 2012
Love Her Or Hate Her, Shangela Sure Can Put On A Damn Good Beyonce Show!
Now here's the hater in me towards Shangela. Bitch gonna hold onto the money during the entire performance to show other girls how much money she pulls in for her performances. I can see why other queens would scratch her fake lashes off.
Now here's the lover in me towards Shangela. Girl can play a damn good villain in a future All Star Drag Race season. She really didn't have a chance in her first season being eliminated after only one challenge. I remember that immediate feeling that there was a void after she left. She was made for this type of show. I saw nothing but a great cast member in her 1st season.
But then she returned in season 3 and we finally got to see the REAL Shangela. But given a chance the REAL Shangela was able to get pretty far in the competition. I almost thought she was about to get eliminated yet again with that shitty thrown together outfit but she somehow survived.
All I remember is Shangela being a CUNT to the other ladies, spewing hypocritical nonsense against her enemies in the show and just basically being the exact person she accused the other ladies of being. Someone should have just flat out told the bitch that everything you're saying about me is really a perfect description of yourself!
I will say that a 3rd attempt at the Drag Race for Shangela would give the show a ratings boost. I know I would be watching every week to watch her hopefully get eliminated for a third time.
And don't forget to watch her shitty cameo on some show on TLC. There bitch, I plugged your shit.
January 1, 2012
Hairy New Year GuyTVBlog.com Readers! This Year Is Going To Be A DRAG Of A Good Time
Hairy New Year everybody. This month kicks off a whole new year of GuyTVBlog.com. Lately TV hasn't been giving me the goods that I wanted from it so I decided to devote 99.2 percent of GuyTVBlog.com over the next few months interally to RuPaul's Drag Race season 4 HUNTY. Here and there I'll throw something different just for laughs but this site is going to be devoted to my #1 show that I watch faithfully. On time. The day that it airs. And even the repeat that follows the same night.
I remember once when Oxygen's Bad Girls Club was my #1 show but ever since both shows decided to air Mondays, sometimes against each other... RuPaul's Drag Race always won in that battle.
For those haters who are not fans of the show and dread my coverage of the new season, well you are free to leave and return later on when the fourth season concludes. I'm excited about these next few months, I'm excited about the new cast and I just have to focus my charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent to RuPaul's Drag Race 4.