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July 26, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Buh Bye JoJo! Shane Wins HOH! Janelle Wins Coach Competiton! Shane Wins... OMFG... POV Again!

Thursday July 26th

So last night into the midnight hours the cast got to play with some random weird looking hockey crapshoot HOH game thing. Who cares who practiced late or who kept dunking it in. It's a crapshoot so anyone can win. Shane thinks he has it down but we'll see if he wins HOH. We'll see.

Jojo is the next to go. What's the reason to evict her? I don't really know. It makes the most sense to take out Danielle and Dan, that would be the "smart" thing playing in advance that coaches could come into the game so might as well take out another houseguest that could get to the end aka Danielle and Dan, the coach who you really don't want to go into the final 2 with. That's 2 people out.

Why they're taking out Jojo is just Frank's way of getting "revenge" for Willie. Since Willie left the game and gave Frank an empty feeling of lack of purpose, it seems that Jojo is the next best victim, you know, since Shane won POV. Frank wants his revenge for almost leaving week one and someone is going to pay for it. And her name would be Jojo.

There was a talk in the storage room between Ashley and Jojo. Jojo calling Ashley indirectly yet attacking all the other houseguests as being idiots and sheep flocking under the "men's" spell. Ashley just kept trashing everyone in the house to make Jojo feel better and she kept hating on her alliance even though admitting she IS part of her alliance. Ashley is just so transparent trying to relate and "be there" and hate the people that's she's suppose to hate-- It's just all BULLSHIT.

If I was standing in that room I'd call her out and tell her that I'm onto you Ashley, so full of shit and smug with this ego that you can play everyone. Fuck you Ashley. I'm going to take you out of this game. And then walk away out of the storage room. I'd expose that bitch. CAN'T STAND HER. She's telling Jojo how she's her friend and that all her "Friends" are leaving, Kara and Willie.

Enough with Ashley. I need her to be on the block. I NEED HER TO BE ON THE BLOCK!

I'll report back after the live show to see what's next in store for this season's houseguests.

So Jojo was evicted by everyone except Shane. And then Shane goes on to win HOH. I forget who came in 2nd. Danielle came in 2nd! Had Shane missed like I thought he did at the beginning then we would have Danielle in EPIC POWER.

Britney of course celebrated as if she is like the best coach like EVER! When the feeds came back we have Shane smiling as big as he can while Joe and Frank sit at the table along with other houseguests.. quiet and chiming in with words. Joe knows he's on the hot seat. Frank knows he's going up. But will Shane do something unpredictable? He HATES Janelle so will he only go after Janelle's players? Joe and Wil. Britney will be chirping in his ear about how Janelle needs to be dealt with.

When the feeds came back we find Ashley ALREADY KISSING MAJOR ASS to Britney. OH MY FUCKING GOD I hate how good Ashley has it in the game. She sucked up to Jojo, Shane and Britney all last week, talking about hating Janelle and her alliance and now she's in good with Brit's side this week. Safe from the block without even having won a damn immunity of any kind. Shit last week Janelle, tricked by Ashley, gave Coach immunity to her thinking she was Team Janelle. Ashley is Team Entire Household.

Ashley is sucking up to a new self righteous Britney in the bathroom. Britney is thrilled certain players who are "insensitive" are going to get a taste of what it feels like to be on the bottom. I'm guessing she's talking about Janelle's players, Wil & Joe. What makes me throw up is Britney says "how does my jeans look Ash... ASH!" Britney thinks she's best friends with Ashley to nickname her ASH.

OH MY FUCKING GOD Ashley is going to win this fucking game. I hate how good she is in the first 2 weeks. FLAWLESS game. The house isn't going to even hint at Ashley playing both sides this week or every side for that matter. They are going to turn on each other to save themselves from the block. Ashley has it DAMN GOOD this week.

Everyone is in the kitchen now eating and Shane is smiling still, talking, laughing, joking. Talking about sleeping in the Have Not bedroom for 17 days now. DAMN! Mutha trucker deserves that HOH bed and Britney gets to move back up to the damn HOH suite! It's sickening hearing Frank talking and talking and laughing and talking and talking thinking he's safe and has it good this week. Dude, the more you talk, the more Shane will focus on you. Joe is keeping damn quiet. Mutha fucker is whisper quiet! He flipped his switch to silent mode!

LOL I hate Joe. He's target number one this week. He's got to be. Bet he wishes that he voted to keep Jojo now but he went back on his word on that. He of course told her that he couldn't vote for her because Janelle pressured him that one single vote could fuck things up so he told Jojo he couldn't vote for her thus making him look like an asshole. LOL!

Oh my good if anyone has a question or a comment Frank has something to say. It's like he thinks he's a vetern. Now Ashley is acting cuteish and it's disgusting. Makes me shiver. Shane is packing this things up now in the Have Not room. Waiting for Ashley to come in there and press her lips against Shane's most likely shaven tanned asshole. Well she never came. Bitch.

And the night gets thicker. Later around 8:30pm we find Ashley talking with Danielle in the downstairs bathroom. Ashley is talking about how she felt bad for Jojo and Danielle tells her why she doesn't like Jojo. She tells ASH that Jojo talked about how fat Danielle was and something about her thighs and how fatter mcfatty she is crap. Ashley at first seems shocked but then says Jojo never told her that about Danielle and then asks who told Danielle this. She says "Janelle".

Janelle then suddenly comes over and joins the conversation. Talk turns to who Shane will nominate. Janelle figures it will be Frank and Joe but Ashley admits that Shane told her a few days ago that he "trusts" Frank. Ashley hints that Frank and Shane have a "deal" but Janelle just doesn't believe it and thinks it would be "stupid" not to go after Frank right off the bat. And just like that Frank comes walking over to the bathroom and tells them to stop "fucking talking shit about me". LOL. They all joke of course but they WERE!

And the night continues. Shane and Danielle are talking in the bathroom downstairs and he tells her she is "100 percent safe". Danielle is now getting the four one one two whatever from Shane about him and Jojo flirting or having a "showmance". She also informs Shane of Jojo calling her fat, fat and fat behind her back. Shane of course sticks up for Jojo saying she never said that and he asks who told her and this time Danielle tells him that Jojo told "all the girls" in the house this.

Meanwhile Wil and Janelle are talking in the game room. Wil wants to propose a deal for a week or two for Shane to put up one person from janelle's team and one person from Mike's team up on the block. Wil believes Shane is so stupid to not realize that Danielle would vote with Janelle's team thus saving everyone on her team. Janelle realizes how Britney would figure out about Danielle's swing vote thus not going for that plan. Oh Wil, you're really a newbie at all this.

Danielle asks Shane in the bathroom if he has a "deal" with Frank. Shane says "not yet". He then tells Danielle that he wants to make a deal with Boogie's team and his main target is someone from Janelle's team. I KNEW IT. He's after Janelle. And since he can't actually get at Janelle he's going after Wil. I forget who but someone told Shane that Wil would have put up Shane if he had gotten HOH so Shane is going to throw Wil up on the block. Joe would go up against Wil obviously.

Shane also agrees with Frank that he is a "stand up guy". Shane wants a one or two week deal with Frank after this week. So Frank isn't going up on the block this week or getting backdoored. Jenn is NO WHERE near anyone's target. Ian is not a target, he's a vote this week. So that leaves Wil & Joe. Ashley is also not a target. If Shane has his way either Wil or Joe will be leaving this week.

Wil has 2 chances to staying off the block this week. One with Janelle's Coach challenge and the other with POV. Joe has only one shot, the POV. Janelle is NOT wasting her immunity award on Joe.

The house should get boring now. We know who's going on the block and why and there's nothing going to change that. What SHOULD happen to fuck with Shane's HOH is that Janelle wins Coach comp and saves Wil and then Joe somehow in a crapshoot wins POV and all that's left on Janelle's team is Ashley who we all know Shane would never go after. LOL. He would have to shift his target on Frank or Ian. Shit why not make Shane's HOH the one from HELL! Insert evil diabolical laughter here.

Shane is already displaying smug power with hints on how Janelle's people are deserving of this week. Oh really Shane? You're DUMBASS is considered a huge threat by your multiple wins this early on in the game and the minute you FUCK UP you'll be taken out and thrown into jury forced to vote for another player to win the game. I can't wait for all four coaches to target your tanned little super tiny ass.

And if you're hating on me for loving Janelle and Wil. I can't help it, I like me some mean bitches in that house. As for Joe, I'd be quite happy for him to get taken out this week. That self promoting douche bag. Always wearing a chef outfit on the live shows and throwing some STUPID ASS "if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen" catch phrase in hopes he'll be a BIG chef TV star once he gets outs. SHUT THE FUCK UP JOE. Good God!

Friday July 27th

Lotta talk has happened since Shane got his HOH room. At first the target was Frank but Shane's hatred for Janelle turned the target to Wil and Britney agrees and is pushy as fuck this week. So the talk and random talk from Shane, Danielle and Britney on who to put up, who to go after really doesn't matter because like I said before there are 2 factors that come into play that destroys hours of talk. The Coaches Competition and the POV.

So fast forward to endless hours of Shane thinking he's got the game figured out. We have the Coaches competiton. Janelle wins BITCHES! And she saved Wil BIATCHES! So who's the new target? Joe is the last person Shane can go after in his attempt to get at Janelle. Again Shane is NOT going after Ashley so Joe is all he has left. Who is going up against Joe? Fuck if I know.

After the feeds return we find Janelle, Wil and Joe talking in the storage room. Wil is super excited and hopes that if Joe is on the block that Wil or Ashley gets to play and win POV and then pulls off Joe and all of Janelle's team is safe. Probably not going to happen.

Fast forward to the many HOH talks happening right fucking now. Joe and Janelle went upstairs and Joe's mean approach to wanting a deal and/or not going on the block was just awkward weird. He doesn't know how to talk to people in the game without coming off like an ASSHOLE.

After Joe leaves Janelle sticks up for Joe by telling Shane and Britney that Joe was nervous. Britney doesn't want to make a deal with Janelle's team and lies to Janelle that they want to wait until after POV to make "deals" and that Shane's motive to nominate is going after 6 people who tried to evict him last week.

Frank is up next with his meeting with Shane and Britney and here we find out that Frank is going to be the pawn and that Joe IS going on the block. Frank is worried that if he's on the block and Joe wins POV who's the replacement nominee... Ashley. She would be targeted to go up and out. Frank keeps pushing for Ashley and Joe to be nominated together. For Ashley not to be picked for POV and wins it and pulls off Joe. Britney is pushing hardcore that it makes the most sense to put up one from Janelle's team and one from Mike's team this week.

Britney tries to sell the idea that Frank's idea of nominated 2 of Janelle's player doesn't work. He isn't buying it but has to listen to it. Shane now thinks "maybe we should get the blood on Janelle's players" looking to Britney to go with that plan. Frank seems to be turning Shane but we have to wait of course for Britney to turn Shane back to her plan. I mean it is HER HOH.

I can't wait for Ashley to be on the block. THAT is going to be fun! I did forget to mention that Shane is mad that Jenn or Ian have not come up to talk to him since he won about nominations. This could give Shane a reason to put up Ian or Jenn over Frank. But it would expose Shane and Frank working together. Jenn or Ian on the block could destroy Mike's team. That Frank sold them out when he should be on the block. It's back and forth over and over with these three idiots. DUN!

More chats later Ian and Jenn finally have their "60 second chats" since Big Brother has told Shane and Britney to rush their last chats. I mean even Big Brother knows that Ian and Jenn have nothing to worry about, they have their story portions and they just want the nominations to get on with it.

Now Frank & Mike have come up to the HOH last minute aka "last pitch". Mike is concerned of Ashley getting POV and pulling off Joe thus fucking him over. Mike also hears about Janelle "lying" about Jojo making fun of Danielle's fatty mcfat fatty fat fat thighs as well as Mike's jealous nature of America getting a say and picking favorites in the game, giving players an advantage because you know he's just not seen by America as a "great player" to be loved.

What's funny is "America" is getting the chance to "influence the game" by "offering" the coaches to become players this game. Britney now tells Mike that "to protect our own selves it only makes sense" to put up one player from each even though Mike is pushing hardcore to only put up Janelle's players. She flat out tells Mike that she doesn't want Mike to retreat with Janelle's remaning players to go after Britney's alliance. She wants "insurance" that there's 2 people up from both sides.

Britney is caving and wonder and asking for PERMISSION to put up Ian over Frank. REALLY DUMBASS? What's funny is Shane isn't doing hardly any talking, it's BRITNEY'S HOH. Mike and Frank address Britney, NOT SHANE. Shane you suck dick!

LOL. Now Janelle and Wil want to go upstairs with a last ditch effort of their own to get the "last word" with QUEEN BRITNEY AND HER REIGN AS THE NEW HOH. Joe seems down and beaten and the mutha fucker isn't even on the block yet.

Back in the HOH Britney is onto Mike telling him "I get it, you're good at the game" and mocks his possible Diary Room session where he's laughing and making fun of Britney how he got his way. Janelle heads up to the HOH and Dan is up there too. Dan opens the door and says "lies, alliances" and something else and opens and closes the door. A joke of course. Janelle is there and then pops her head in asking if she can talk to them one more time. They say yes but Big Brother is just OVER IT!

They call Shane to the Diary Room and he gets up, still hardly having talked at all as Britney is doing all the talking to Mike and Frank. What's funny is when Mike and Frank talk they really only address Britney and look at Britney, occasionally checking in on Shane's opinion yet he has none because he agrees with everything Britney says.

Everyone is asking "is it time" to Shane who's about to walk out of the front door. Shane even thinks its time. Mike is shitting bricks because he hasn't gotten to them and Britney is probably shitting bricks because she hasn't gotten a chance to have her last minute talk with Shane one on one. This is really all on Shane. His decision. I can only predict that Ian is going up against Joe. His excuse to Ian, you want to experience everything that is Big Brother, you're nominated. Joe you're nominated for evicting Jojo. Done.

Friday July 27th Part 2

Wow. Shane has made his nominations. And they are Joe and Ashley. Frank escaped the block after going after Britney's team, putting 2 of her players up, sending one of hers out and this week they dont' go after him???? Are you fucking kidding me?

Not sure how Ashley feels about being on the block. She's not scared of course.. or is she. You can never tell what the fuck is going on with her unless you see her Diary Room confessions. Daniele is emotional. Dan is PISSED AWF that none of Mike's players are on the block. Janelle is pissed. Joe is REALLY PISSED and has to calm down before he can talk to people. Ian and Jenn just dont' give a fuck.

Britney and Shane are now trying to turn Danielle against Janelle by exposing her "lies" about Jojo and how Janelle is still lying to Danielle after her chat with Britney in the HOH. Janelle is turning into the most hated houseguest and she's not even an actual player yet. Shane tells Danielle that he did "this" because he wants to be safe another week believing that Mike's team hates Janelle and they will go after each other. But Danielle tries to tell them that Janelle and Mike were just talking downstairs and that they don't hate each other. If anything Dan will bring Janelle and Mike to go against Shane next week to take out the person who is winning way too damn much.

Janelle is still trying to sell out Frank to Shane and Britney with Wil's help. Something about a plan to offer them 2 or 3 weeks of safety meaning going after Frank this week, then Ian and Jenn the following weeks. Not going to work and I think Janelle is pushing this plan too hard too fast before anything has settled. Back in the HOH room Britney and Shane tell Danielle that Frank is going after Janelle's team next week, whoever is left after this week. Danielle is still sketchy about Mike and Frank and doesn't believe that Frank is looking out for her next week at all or later in the game. She's got this fix on not trusting Frank or Mike because of Dan and only because of Dan.

Now Ashley is talking with Janelle about how "bitter" Shane is about Ashley not voting to keep Jojo. She does like Janelle's plan on getting Shane to believe they will work with him in the weeks to come. She says she feels bad for Joe. Janelle says that Ashley is "not going anywhere" and that "you're locked for final four". Janelle calls Frank the biggest "douche" in this house and "will do anything to get him out".

Janelle is angry and gettign PISSED OFF about Frank calling her a "ho" yesterday and talking about her husband is going to kick Frank's ass and how she's married BLAH BLAH BLAH! Of course Ashley agrees and nods with Janelle. Ashley will NEVER go against what you have to say. She agrees with everything you have to say.

Britney is now in the HOH claiming she's onto Janelle and how she always says she's not "mad" when she's nominated. She's telling this to Dan, Danielle and Shane. Britney is preaching to anyone and everything how suddenly Shane's nominations are brillant and how Janelle did this to herself on her actions to her and Shane. Britney is such a hypocrite saying that Janelle "burned us once already" so why trust her again when FRANK AND MIKE WENT AFTER BRITNEY AND HER TEAM LAST WEEK YET THIS WEEK THEY ARE MOVING TO THE FINALS TOGETHER WITH A GOAL TO GET OUR JANELLE'S TEAM. What the fuck?

Shane says he feels bad telling Dan and Danielle to their faces that he was going to do one thing and then does something different. Ashley comes into the HOH and tells Shane that "I'm not mad" and "it's just a game".. the EXACT THING Janelle is being blamed for. Of course Janelle probably coached Ashley to do just this. Ashley is talking in her baby voice that she's nominated and hope she doesn't go home "because Joe cooks for everyone".

Ashley is just too damn good getting Shane to come over to her and put his arm around her and has him telling her "you're good" and "you're safe". THIS BITCH IS SO FUCKING GOOD I can't stand it! GIVE HER THE GRAND PRIZE TODAY! FUCKING TODAY! LOL! Britney has come back into the HOH laughing talking about how "weird" it is downstairs and she talks out of her ass about how dangerous and crazy it is downstairs. IT ISN'T. WHATEVAS!

I'm just glad Shane and Britney are only in power for one week and one week only. I also sense fights arriving this week. Janelle vs Frank. Britney vs Janelle. Shane vs Janelle. Joe vs Shane. Pick one... one of them, any of them is fine. Now if Wil gets picked to play POV and wins it away from Shane and then uses it on Joe... ALL HELL GONNA BREAK LOOOSE!

UH OH! Janelle has gone up to the HOH room and started talking smack about Ian and Jenn to Shane and Britney who will OF COURSE tell them to get more people to hate Janelle. Oh Janie, pull back please. Pull back. Put the brakes on. Wow... Ian and Jenn have no reason to hate Janelle but now they do. Oh God Janelle. Oh Dear sweet Big Brother God. I can't watch this train wreck anymore. All Janelle had to do was to risk seeing what happens with POV and then try to get people against Shane next week, no matter what deals were made or could be made. You scare the house into believe that Shane could win his way to the finals and he's going to slip up at some point and to take him out next week if possible. Scare the SHIT out of the house for fear Shane can win it all. Even Frank. Don't bash Frank. Scare him to backstab Shane next week.

Saturday July 28th

It's POV day! Ashley, Joe, Shane are of course playing, HOH and the 2 nominees. And then the POV players were picked. Ashley got "houseguest" choice and selected Wil. Frank for some reason was irritated and insulted by this. And then Danielle and Frank were picked to play. So Frank is still playing but he's just upset why he wasn't picked to "secure" that someone from Janelle's team would be leaving. Like how DARE Ashley hope Frank get backdoored this week or at least help him not get the chance to play POV. I mean why does Frank think Ashley has to play FOR HIM.

So now that you know who's playing for POV and we've got that out of the way.

Earlier Frank was talking with Danielle as he continues to attempt to turn her on Janelle and her team. I mean he as some good points and all. But what does he expect, this is the game of Big Brother, not "never turn on Frank" game. Frank says that Willie didn't want to put him on the block the first week, that Janelle was "arguing" for Frank to be put up. What Frank doesn't know is Janelle just wanted to weaken Mike by going after his strongest player so take that as a compliment Frank.

Frank then brings up Joe trying to make a final 2 deal with Frank last week and then after Shane gets HOH "3 hours later" Joe runs up there and throws Frank under the bus. And Frank hasn't thrown anyone under the bus I assume? LIAR! He then tells Danielle that he knows about Janelle trying to get him up on the block again this week. HOT DAMN, Frank knows everything. This house really does talk about every fucking thing.

Frank then goes on to say how he respects and likes Shane for not putting him up this week showing him how much he wants to work with him in the game. LOL. Sure Frank. Believe that if you want.

Now we move back to what's happening after POV players were picked. Joe, Janelle and Ashley talk in the Game room. Joe is upset at Frank for stupid reasons thinking he "lead the charge" to keep Frank the first week. WHATEVER, STFU.

Ashley says Frank told her "Wil and Janelle" think that she's a "floater" and that she is the first to be evicted out of the group. She then calls Frank and Shane "snakes". NICE ASH! Ashley now wants to talk to Shane and tell him how "livid" Frank was when Shane won POV and couldn't take him out last week. Ashley says "I'm over him" in regards to Frank and how she was over him "2 days ago". Of course she says this after Janelle proclaims again how much she is sick of Frank. Remember Ashley agrees with everyone after they say something so who knows if she really means what she says.

Ashely says Shane and Britney are "bitter bears" and Janelle calls Britney & Shane just "haters". Ashley doesn't like how everyone is after Janelle's team.

Over by the bathroom couches Frank is still trying to turn Danielle against Janelle and her team. Frank is getting ready for the chance that Ashley or Joe could win POV and that he has a good chance of getting put up. He imlpies though that Ian or Jenn could be put up over him but wants Danielle to be ready that Janelle's team will "come after you" for a vote to take out Mike's player, whoever is on the block.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. Shane is letting Danielle spoon him in his HOH bed. OH MY FUCKING GOD. The lengths he'll go to ensure Danielle votes how he wants to. Dan is going to have to control his WOMAN. Remember Shane rejected Danielle from spooning last night and told her what he told Jojo, his "5 date rule" before doing something with a girl. YOU GAY like the rest of us!

I've got dinner plans but here's an update. Shane won POV. Joe was out early and he had this big talk of playing so hard in POV crap. LOSER! Now Janelle is leading a HUGE wedding charge of getting Shane to backdoor Frank. She offered up her wedding ring for 3 weeks for insurance for Frank, Ian and Jenn to leave in that order.. LOL! Wow! We'll see how this plan pans out.

Well so much for that plan! Time has passed and as of today at this moment Shane is sticking to his plan on getting out Joe and Wil next week and does not want to go back on his plan to work with Frank and Mike. But this week really doesn't matter because next week the Coaches ARE coming into the game and the game will almost be a RESTART.

Frank has already stated that he wants to go for Mike and Dan since week one and when the Coaches come into the game Shane and Frank who are considered "threats" right now are going to be used as tools to take out former winners Dan and Mike. Though having the All Stars mixed in now with POV and HOH will prove whether or not Shane and Frank are truely All Stars themselves because the All Stars may start taking all the wins.

Ashley has also told Shane about Frank being upset that he couldn't get rid of Shane last week but that still has no effect on Shane. And it shouldn't. As much as I hate Shane he needs to stick to his plan on keeping Frank because if the All Stars do come into the game then Shane needs a HUGE target in front of him to give him at least another week. Same goes for Frank. It's like they both want to keep the other in front of them when it comes to being taken out.

You know that's why I don't care if Joe leaves this week. He's just a shit starter. He knows he's dead in the water if he stays on the block against Ashley. His only hope is to sell the idea that Ashley is someone who is too likable and that they won't win against her in the end. Sell the idea that she hasn't upset anyone, gets along with everyone and who is ever going to take her out. That's his best and only shot at staying this week. I also wouldn't mind an Ashley free house.

The houseguests are getting ready for a party won at POV, Mike, Dan, Britney, Shane, Danielle and Janelle. They all sit in their finest Saturday going out outfits. Janelle and Britney borrowed "great jewelry" from Danielle who is flattered they love her crap. As they all wait on the couches for the party to start aka when Big Brother After Dark starts Britney wants no talk of game tonight. They all agree and they all agree also that Joe is taking his fate rather nicely.

Now they chit chat about Big Brother 9's winner Adam and Matt. Shane is shocked to find out what happened and Mike talks how great a person Matt is now with his blog that writes from inside prison. AWKWARD talk! Oh and Shane looks DAMN GOOD all dressed up in a suit blazer thing.

Sunday July 29th

So... Joe is trying to get Shane to save him with the POV and Shane is fake as fuck in getting Joe's hopes up but he's not really committing to it or saying he'll do it but that Joe has given him something to "think" about. Shane can't really believe that the entire house is going to make "deals" with him and then stick to it to the final 2 spots. Screw deals, the first chance they get to take you out Shane, THEY WILL. Looks like you'll be having to win POV and HOH every fucking week to survive.

As for the rest of the house. Random plans from Janelle's side to get Shane to backdoor Ian or Frank. Most likely not going to happen. Other than that the house is easy going. Just getting through the day.

All I have to say is that someone from Janelle's team or Mike's team has to leave this week. One team is going to stay intact after this week only to join forces with the rest of the newbies to target the All Stars.

The only way to make next week "fair" to some degree is that next week the newbies can play for HOH, whoever wins finds out that they can only nominate to evict 2 out of the four coaches. Then the POV is played with 6 players as usual but the only replacement nominees are the All Stars. This way the house can feel good about at least taking out one All Star next week and then the game can move forward.

But I suspect that the house is going to revolt and get pissed that the Coaches had a few weeks of immunity YET those same few weeks the Coaches did win Immunity for certain players sooooo maybe it won't be a big deal. Hopefully Janelle can win the first HOH she can play in. That would like be so freakin awesome! LIKE FOR SURE!

Later in the late night hours Janelle is scaring the SHIT out of Britney again by hinting, strongly hinting that they (meaning the All Stars) are coming back into the game THIS THURSDAY! She's said 2 things that had the Big Brother Feed people cutting the feeds. One was something about when "they" were in the "holding room" and were "signing our contracts" and then we get FISH CAM. Also she says that she "knew" that there was a chance that they would be coming back into the game AND THEN WE GET FISH AGAIN.

Janelle is pushing HARD to get Britney to get Shane to backdoor Frank so that he can't team up with Mike. Britney is getting scared and at one point admits that she doesn't want to come back into the game. She and Janelle are going around and around about this. Janelle even points out that it didn't make sense for Britney to play in the Coach's competition because

UH OH! Janelle just said again how Big Brother just called them out right now about talking about happenings behind the scenes. Janelle lets it slip again how Allison Grodner told them before they entered the game to "expect the unexpected!". And we get FISH CAM again.

LOL! BITCHES AND MUTHA FUCKERS COMING BACK INTO THE GAME this Thursday!

Both agree that it is going to be an "endurance" comp. Janelle admits that she has never won an endurance but that it could be a comp where a "girl" could win. Janelle FINALLY hit a nerve with Britney by telling her that "we both got screwed over by guys in our seasons" and Britney is quick to say "yep Frank has to go". LOL!

Janelle thinks that Mike may want to work with them for a few weeks and Britney is annoyed by Dan not giving up any information. Britney dreads going to jury and comparing it to "hell". She also fears being a Have Not. UH OH! Janelle then says "sorry Internet" and lets us know she has to whisper something to Britney and WE GET FISH AGAIN! But let's REWIND the tape and we get Janelle talking about how Allison Grodner promised in some way or other that Janelle's baby "Violet" can come to Jury house with Janelle.

Janelle then says "I know we're coming into the game". Janelle has successfully gotten into Britney's head and now has her officially on board on getting out Frank. Janelle leaves and in comes Mike with Frank. But before Janelle left the room Britney told her that she'll talk to Shane and for Janelle to "stay up late".

Britney is now telling Mike something about some bullshit votes that Janelle is trying to get out Ashley to keep Joe but really Britney is fishing to see how it would be if Shane uses the veto to pull off Ashley thus making sure that Joe leaves and that Danielle is the deciding vote. What really Britney is doing is getting an idea how they will react to a player of Mike's going up on the block... really FRANK.

Frank is on his high horse talking about how he's above Joe and Janelle. How he told Janelle he knows she's been throwing him under the bus YET HE DOES IT TO OTHER PEOPLE and how Janelle was apologzing. He said he is done with that "bitch" but he corrects saying he's done with that "bridge". UH OH. Frank just asked Britney to see if Wil has been talking bad about him when just before this her and Janelle talked about Wil and Frank having a final 2/3 deal and this just proves it. She says he honestly hasn't and she can see Frank is checking up on one of his many deals. SCARED BRITNEY ALERT!

Really the only conversation that matters is Britney's talk with Shane to backdoor Frank. Can she convince Shane? Hope so.

Monday July 30th

HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Midnight has just hit and Shane is going to take Ashley off the block and replace her with Frank!!! I'M LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD. Ashley did it in one conversation! Shane doesn't trust Mike. Ashley has got Shane thinking that Frank can fuck him over next week. Shane is worried about the weeks to come and Ashley gave up the idea to bring 5 people together from all teams. Her, Danielle, him, Wil and... I forgot who the fifth person was. So Shane is down, he's on board. He is just worried how Britney is going to take the news of backdooring Frank but little does Shane know that Britney is ALL DOWN FOR IT thanks to Janelle.

Janelle worked Britney and Ashley worked Shane. Whether or not Janelle was behind it all is up in the air. Shane and Ashley end their long chat about working with the other newbs and they move out into the house.

Holy SHIT! Shane is outside at the hot tub now telling Wil what's going on. Wil is DOWN FOR IT! They agree that Ian is the next target and Jenn after that. Shane wants to take out the "number one target" out this week in terms of Mike Boogie. Shane is worried about the rumor of Wil and Frank working together and hopes and tells Wil that he hopes that's not true. Shane is worried that if Ian gets HOH that he and Wil will go on the block next week but that's a risk he's willing to take.

Shane says that Frank isn't getting backdoored and he got to play in the POV. Shane says the house is going to be very tense tomorrow when he backdoors Frank! Ian comes outside and their talk switches quick to turning their Facebook accounts off or "on vacation" mode. LOL!

Ohhh Janelle has joined the hottub group but Ian is there and they can't talk game. DAMN IT! Frank is also tired and plans on going to sleep early. Shane also told Ashley that he's going to be staying up late tonight. Remember Janelle & Britney said that too. Dan and Danielle are in the HOH room talking, more so Dan belittling Danielle on how she's playing and she just takes it like a bitch. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. Tell Dan to FUCK OFF. He's just cruel sometimes, mabye brutally honest but damn.

Britney is upstairs now talking to Dan and Danielle scaring the shit out of them that Wil and Frank have a final 2 deal. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Britney is now turning against the idea of not putting Frank up and she is dead set on Frank and Wil having a final 2 deal. She now says that Frank just can't go on the block and that the house will be upset, Frank stays and "now everyone is after my player". OMFG Britney. She says "there is no benefit of Shane getting out Frank this week". Britney then says she doesn't understand why everyone is so afraid of getting out Frank. OMFG!

Hey Britney... this isn't YOUR FUCKING HOH! Shane can backdoor Frank and he DOES HAVE THE VOTES! Idiot!

Frank comes into the HOH to announce he's going to bed! LOL! He leaves and Britney again says "we just don't have the votes to get rid of him this week". Dan is annoyed and pissed but is keeping it in. He just asked Britney if Shane has asked Frank about the final 2 deal and she said Shane asked Wil and he said there is no deal. All Britney is going off is from Wil's HOH conversation when he was alone with them and how he pitched the idea of taking out Ian over Frank. That's ALL she's going off of. BITCH!

Ashley comes into the HOH room and kills the game talk. Downstairs in the Game room Wil is spilling the new plan to Joe who breaths a huge sigh of relief and places his hands together. Wil warns him to still act depressed. 'OH MY GOD" says Wil. They end their talk and Wil leaves Joe alone. Joe then calls in Jenn into the Game room to tell her "my game is done" and how he's "accepting" it. Jenn gives him words of encouragment. Jenn is going to bed too! GET TO BED SISTA MISTER!

Back upstairs in the HOH bathroom Ashley and Britney chit chat with no one else around. Ashley lets her know about her talk with Shane. She says how it will be a "big move" with him using the POV and how she gave him her "word". She brings up the Wil and Frank final 2 deal rumor and how she talked to Shane about it and how the idea of Frank going up. Ashley is telling Britney that if Wil does vote to keep Frank this week after he's backdoored that she'll go after Wil the next week.

Now Ashley is pushing how they don't have the votes to take out Frank. Britney keeps pushing how "we don't". Ashley says Wil is so on board with this plan to backdoor Frank. Britney tells Ashley that Wil won't vote out Frank. Ashley asks her how she knows this. Britney says she doesn't but suspects it. Ashley tells Britney that Shane has a different plan. Britney now doesn't want Ashley to talk to other people aka Janelle and Wil so that they don't come upstairs to try to change her mind!

Ashley keeps trying to push the backdoor Frank and Britney keeps saying they don't have the votes. Ashley says "I just spoke to Wil and he's so on board". OMFG BRITNEY I HATE YOU SO MUCH IN TERMS OF REALITY SHOW PEOPLE. SO MUCH!

Ashley is now pushing her same argument on Britney but she kills it by saying that Wil and Frank maybe don't have a final 2 deal but they are working together somehow. Britney then says that "who doesn't go on the block is the person who tells you everything you need to know". Ashley keeps going back to "who's saying this to you" about Wil. Ashley says Wil and her agree that Ian is a "bigger threat" and that's why his name came up. Ashley is now pushing how she thinks Ian is the bigger threat. Ashley now tells her that Wil says he's going to give Joe a sympathy vote and Britney doesn't believe it.

Janelle comes up there and interrupts and is sent downstairs to get Shane. Britney again tells Ashley not to tell anyone anything. Britney is funny because earlier she said she doesn't understand why everyone is scared of Frank yet she can't handle Frank being on the block. IDIOT.

Shane comes in the bathroom and is now hearing Britney's hard stance on the backdoor Frank plan. She accuses Ashley of drinking the Kool-aid. Ashley is getting frustrated that it doesn't make sense that peopel would have a final 2 deal this early and she talks about how close Frank, Ian and Jenn are and how Wil is fourth out if that plan every comes to happen.

Britney is HARDCORE pushing her fears and Ashley is pushing HARDCORE her views. Shane is keeping quiet. Britney says that Ashley is going to see Janelle get the votes to keep Joe over Ashley if they both stay on the block. Ashley keeps pushing and pushing that getting out Frank is the main agenda on Janelle's team talks. Britney says "Oh Ashley".

Britney again warns Ashley not to tell Wil or anyone what's going on YET Danielle can hear this and do what she wants. BITCH. All Ashley wants is off the block, I mean really. Britney is almost buying Ashley's kool-aid and then talking bullshit of "what if this happens" crap. Who cares about next week because no one knows what's happening Thursday. Ashley keep fighting!!! Shane is keeping quiet still. Ashley feels that she has to turn Britney now.

Ashley gives up and promises not to say anything downstairs... BUT WILL SHE? I hope not!

OH SHIT. Janelle is in the Game Room talking with Wil and Joe. Janelle is happy thinking Shane is upstairs getting the backdoor plan of Frank in order. LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW. Janelle says "tomorrow is going to be insane". Back upstairs Britney is pushing her WIL PARANOIA on Shane. Ashley keeps pushing how "she feels so differently" about her chats with Wil. Ashely tells Britney that she "disagrees" with her. Shane then says "I have to do what's best for me" in the game.

Wow.. Britney just got annoyed with Ashley and told her "you're right and I'm wrong" and tells her that she's "hard headed". Britney now says that the only players that benefit from Frank leaving is Janelle's team and how Shane will have the blood on his hands.

Britney has made Ashley cry now. She says Shane and her have to talk and that nothing is set in stone YET this bitch can't stop talking how it is set in stone that Wil is working with Frank. Ashley keeps pushing and pushing her points with some tears. Ashley is pushing that she wants a "team" to work together: Ashley, Danielle, Shane, Joe, Wil and who's the damn sixth person?!?! Ashley is upset that she doesn't know who to believe and she says "it just sucks".

HOLY FUCK this is crazy. Britney tells Ashley that she's safe and then Ashley says Danielle just told her to "gather votes". Shane gives her a hug and Shane is literally repeating here and there what Britney is saying. Shane DO YOUR OWN GAME. It's YOUR HOH, not HERS!

Ashley finally leaves and Britney says that Ashley is "brainwashed". Now Britney is pushing her "you don't have the votes to take out Frank this week" crap. Downstairs Ashley goes downstairs and brings Janelle in the Game room. She wants Janelle not to promise to tell anyone anything because Britney is not going to talk to her anymore. Ashley says after she talked to Shane earlier that everything was "perfect".

Ashley is spilling her guts to Janelle. She is painting Britney to be a "negative" person and how talking to Britney is like talking to a "brick wall". She NOW tells Janelle that Britney told her that Janelle is going to get the votes to take out her over Joe. She is NOT talking good about Britney. LOL! She's rehashing the entire disagreement. She mocks Britney saying "riddle me this" and finally tells Janelle that Wil came up to the HOH that he and Frank are working together ONLY based on Wil wanting Ian out. Janelle laughs at Ashley mocking Britney.

The more Ashley talks the more heated she gets about how Britney talked to her. HER AND BRITNEY IS DONE! She says Danielle is now pissing her off about Ashley having to get votes to stay. Someone just interrupted their talk and Ashley wants him to come back. Shane is now called to the Diary Room. Ashley is getting pissed that Britney wanted her to leave

She asks Janelle what she thinks after all she just said. She tells Ashley that she's over thinking everything. Not to be scared of Danielle. That Janelle's only concern is getting "one of you off the block" and how they'll deal with Ashley versus Joe on the block when we "get there". Joe tries to come back in and Janelle wants him to go but Ashley wants him to NOT SAY ANYTHING to anyone. That she isn't upset. Joe leaves to go to the pool.

BOOM! Ashley tells Janelle that Britney is being "fake" to Janelle. How Britney wants her player Shane to work with Boogie's team. BOOM! BOMBSHELL! Janelle now wants to talk to Britney. She tells Ashley "you're going to be okay". They tell each other they love each other and each other more! BREAK!

HOLY SHIT. Wil is now talking to Britney in the HOH room. Janelle joins them. Looks like Wil is convincing Britney that he will take out Frank. Britney is worried that Frank and Mike are going nuts. Britney FINALLY tells Wil to his FACE that she is afraid he will vote for Frank to stay and he says no!!! Wil brings up how Frank turned what Willie said into something that it wasn't. That Wil now believes that Willie didn't mean his mocking in a homopobic way. Wil just said that Janelle will push to take Joe off the block. OOPS!

Ashley is in the GAME room talking with Danielle but who gives a fuck. Back to Britney and Wil. They talk about the rumors of Shane and Frank in a final 2 deal and the rumors of Wil and Frank have a final 2 deal. Shane comes back and Britney tells him she told Wil everything. Wil promises to take out Frank and Shane is liking hearing this. Wil says he and Ashley are 100 percent on board with taking out Frank. Wil agrees Joe is all about the drama and that taking him off the block is not an option. That he told Janelle downstairs to stop trying to push that.

Shane LIES that he and Frank don't have a final 2 deal when Wil asks him about it. Britney says "it's not a backdoor if he played POV". Britney says "the think that worried me was your vote" and Wil says "oh my god" and he says he promises that he will vote out Frank. They talk about endurance and how Wil can win it.

Britney now wants to get the "whole group" together to talk about this but Ian is still up and is the "spy". Wil also finally explained why he said Ian earlier to be taken out because he heard the rumor of Frank and Shane having a final 2 deal and for Wil to go after Frank in front of Shane, well he felt that was a bad idea. Britney now says she doesn't like the idea that Mike is going to have 3 votes every week.

Shane and Britney are worried that Mike Boogie are going to spill stuff and lie and say negative things about Shane and for him and Ashley not to listen or change their votes. Shane even wants Wil to lie to them and then shock them on eviction night. Wil laughs about how "charming" Frank is when he asks to get in Wil's bed or have Wil come into his bed. Britney brings up that yesterday when Wil was in his "naked suit" that Frank was eyeing him up and down. And I think Wil just asked Shane if he was a "closeted asshole". WHAT?

So they end the talk with Frank getting backdoored aka a "statement". DONE for the night. Frank is back to being backdoored with POV. Or whatever you call it. His ass is getting thrown on the block and I have to be a fucking work when the shit hits the fan! FUCK!

Danielle comes into the HOH and now all three tell her. She says she's a very solid person and if she says she's going to vote out Frank that she'll do it. OMFG Britney is now scared that Ashley won't vote out Frank. STFU Britney. Danielle then asks if the plan is to take off Ashley and put up Frank and Shane wants Danielle to lie to Mike about keeping Frank.

Janelle comes up to the HOH after being an IDIOT thinking Wil shouldn't have gone up stairs when Wil is solving everything. Janelle is happy again knowing the plan is back to getting Frank out. Britney keeps and keeps bringing up how she is worried about Wil's vote when WIL IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE. So everyone is on board. Ashley and Joe will be filled in later and the world will be allright. Dan and Ian are still playing chess right outside the HOH room. They are preparing for 3 days of hell but Shane keeps pushign that everyone lie to Mike and then shock him eviction night. JANELLE LOVES THIS!

Tuesday July 31st

Well POV was used by Shane and Frank was put up against Joe meaning Ashley was saved from the block. THAT BITCH IS GOOD!

Sorry I worked a 14 hour shift at work and came home and slept for 10 hours. It's 5am in the morning and I'm rushing this update before I have to get back to work.

It seems like the coaches have been asked in the Diary Room already if they would return to the game to prepare for the live show because now there's talk between the coaches if they will work together come thursday.

Also Joe spilled in his super late night morning 3am chat with Janelle and Ashley that when he was in sequestor that he could only watch 2 seasons of Big Brother. He said he had brought every season to watch, not sure how he got them all, but Big Brother would only allow him to watch 2 seasons. WTF? I guess if you want to be on the show and you're getting call backs you best watch all the seasons before you get into sequestor!

Frank also wasn't as upset as you think he would be. I guess Mike was pissed but he didnt' go off on anyone. BORING!

What's funny is Britney and Shane are placing all the blame on Ian for Frank going up on the block and Mike & Frank are believing it! You see the morning before POV ceremony happened Shane and Britney asked him if next week he got HOH would Shane be safe and Ian didn't really answer them or give them a straight answer. So they figured no matter what Ian was after them so what was the point of saving Frank. So they placed the complete blame on Frank getting "backdoored" on Ian. Done and done. Ian is of course mad and Mike & Frank blame him. Jenn is mad too. Who cares, Frank is leaving.

LOL Janelle is scaring Joe and Ashley that if Frank doesn't go home that he IS going to win the game of Big Brother and "if those idiots don't vote him out he's going to win... no offense". meaning she has 2 of those idiots sitting next to her, actually only one who can vote, Ashley! LOL!

Tuesday July 31st Part 2

So... the overall thing today is that Wil is mad at Janelle. People are saying they had a fight but they didn't. All that happened was last night Janelle told Will that she saved him and kissed people's asses aka Frank so that Wil wouldn't be a target or backdoored. This is true to some degree. Wil felt useless and didn't see him being there as being all Janelle. He feels like he did some things in the game that got him where he is, which is true to some degree. His type of gameplay is what caused Janelle to save him and strive to get him further. So really they helped each other and let's be done with it.

So for almost 24 hours Wil didn't talk to Janelle and told Mike and Frank how upset he was with Janelle, he also told a few others, Shane for example. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK because they just made up in the Game room and all is good now. Janelle most likely faked cried, a tissue randomly pulled out of her back pocket out of nowhere to wipe her croc tears. Wil didn't break down because he probably saw through it.

What else. Danielle is getting LIKE SUPER HIGHLY ANNOYED with Janelle and Ashley. And I saw it happen live. Janelle, Wil and Ashley were drinking in the kitchen, wine and beer. Shane comes in from outside after working out and he looked DAMN FINE. Sweaty, tanned, scruffy little beard action going on, messy hair. Ashley, all on her own, a bit buzzed, tells Shane right off that he looks so fuckable tonight. He takes it as a compliment and she compliments his beard as well.

Not that Danielle can be seen walking through the dining area to the bathroom with a change of cloths. She changes in the bathroom and walks back towards the kitchen back towards the bedrooms when Wil and Janelle are egging Ashley about how she and Shane are each other's type and that Ashley should hook up with Shane tonight. Danielle like TOTALLY heard it all and I just fucking knew it would bother her immature ass.

And it did. She vented to Britney in the HOH upstairs and when Ashley came in Danielle clammed up. Dan came up to the HOH room and grabbed Danielle to the HOH bathroom to talk about where her head is at in terms of taking out Frank this week. Apparently Dan was talking to Mike and Frank downstairs in the Shoe room and they got to Dan, making him think that working with Frank and Mike was a good idea.

Dan is weighing the options back and forth and telling Danielle how Mike and Frank said that Danielle would be protected in the weeks to come. Danielle tells Dan how Ashley is anonying her and on her ass all over the house. She already told Dan and Britney this earlier downstairs and then Dan asks them to go downstairs to the Game room.

Here is where Ashley brings it up again how Janelle and Ashley were trying to get Shane to hook up with Ashley. Dan catches on finally and tells her with a joking smile that she's jealous.

Minutes later Shane comes into the Game room to talk with Dan and Danielle. He's still on board with getting out Frank and Dan wants to know what's planned for next week. Shane wants Ian out. Shane had talked to Wil earlier about the vote and Wil wants to lie to Frank telling him he has his vote and then shock him eviction night and scare the shit out of Ian when it comes to the HOH comp. No one is worried about Jenn but watch that bitch win.

Anyways this week is useless because when the Coaches enter the game all HELL IS GOING TO BREAK LOOSE. All new gameplay, alliances and voting tatics.

Let's look at the house next week. All four All Stars will team up. No doubt. especially if one of them wins HOH. Now if none of them win and a newbie wins, expect them to backstab each other as to who goes on the block with a pathetic attempt at getting the newbies to target each other.

Ashley and Danielle are NOT getting along. Wil is ready to ditch Joe in a split second. Jenn only trusts Ian in the game once Frank leaves, maybe Mike. Jenn is going to be on her own if Ian is the main target next week. Bitch needs to step up her game and make new friendships and alliances. Joe did spill to Jenn that Janelle was behind the whole backdoor Frank this week plan. Joe is building a trust relationship with Jenn for the long haul.

Shane wants to work with Wil, you know, 'cause he's a closeted homosexual like myself. Danielle wants to die on the sword for Shane but Shane is just going to use her throughout the entire game. He keeps talking about Kara but it's easy for him to say he's attracted to Kara only because she's not there for him to "act" on it. Danielle is hot as fuck in the body department and he wants no part in it. What's wrong with a straight man who doesn't want that Danielle ass? HE GAY!

Wednesday August 2nd

Frank is still getting voted the FUCK OUT! Nothing else matters. No arguments. More Britney bashing Janelle. JANELLEOUSY has returned in epic form in Britney. BITCH JUST CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT JANELLE. So jealous of her having still 3 players in the game, that IS if the Coaches twist is still happening this past Thursday.

We still don't know the full details of this Thursday and the Coaches being asked to return to the game. I can only suspect that Endurance is happening tomorrow. The houseguests are on lockdown for almost 24 hours. I suspect the big endurance contraption is being built and tested for hours with people who get to play the game in the backyard. I think that would be fun to see how long people could last in the test run. Production playing a game with a cash prize to really push how long the Production people can last on their contraption.

We'll know for sure when the show airs if everyone is in endurance gear if Endurance is indeed the game of HOH.

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Big Brother 14 | Frank Gets All Sweaty, Musky, Sticky, Manly... HOT DAMN

Suddenly Frank looks all damn good to me...

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July 23, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Shane Wins POV! Danielle To Be Evicted

Saturday July 21st

All right! So Shane has won POV. Um... the new target as of today is Danielle. An attempt by Mike Boogie through Frank to take out Dan. BUT I suspect Wil from Janelle's team may prove to be an even more tempting target. BUT now with this Thursday proving that four people will be evicted, five if you include Dan leaving with Danielle, that the game is moving far too fast that one would wonder if the Coaches would become part of the game Thursday night. Does this mean Dan will leave the house but then re-enter before the HOH comp.

Man would cry out that that is NOT fair and that Alison Grodner is only doing it to save Dan. So with that said if the house continues pushing for Danielle's eviction that would take out Dan from the game... well Alison Grodner is just fucked on how she'll bring Dan back. Does sequestor start for Dan suddenly even though it did NOT start with Kara?

Dan would have to leave in order for the Coach twist to have worked the way it should have. BUT expect the Diary Room to manipulate and twist the house into keeping Dan and going after Janelle's Wil. I still can't believe Janelle didn't save Wil this week. She saved Ashley so people wouldn't feel that she thought Wil was her golden ticket to win this game and even Ashley said at the dinner table that she still doesn't understand why Janelle saved her. NEITHER DO WE GIRL, NEITHER DO WE!

Sooo with all this said I don't expect Dan to be leaving this week. I expect Wil to be the main target this week. Frank can use the spiel that he's put up due to his high risk of winning the social aspect of this game. I know it's week 2 but it's a solid reason to put him up and evict him. Thanks for being such a great damn BUTTERFLY this week Wil!

Danielle in the house has already figured out she will be the replacement nominee once Shane uses POV on himself. She has cried and begged to be let into the Diary room so no one can see her ball her eyes out.

Shane may be an idiot in the game because he almost offered the POV save for Jojo who almost took it but stayed humble and told him to use it on himself. Shane.. YOU WIN POV TO USE ON YOURSELF, never on anyone else unless you're off the block already. IDIOT! Jojo says she will work with Shane until the end or until they sleep together and he doesn't talk to her the next day.

You see last night Jojo and Shane were laying in bed and Jojo thought of the "brillant" idea to want to get on top of Shane and "act out" sex noises to freak out Ian when really she wants to turn that sex play act into actual sex and a make out session with Shane. He did brush her off and treated it like a joke but she is going to try again tonight. PATHETIC. Shane ain't into Kara or Jojo. THAT MUTHA TRUCKER IS SUPER GAY for Wil! I'm just saying!

He mentioned Kara's legs 2 or 3 times in her goodbye video but really Wil has long luscious model legs. So was Shane really talking about Wil's legs??? I'm JUST SAYING!

The house has gone boring. Oh, Jojo and Shane want to say "Fuck you Willie" on the live show but they both know they can't get away with that so they won't do it. Hopefully they'll say "Duck You Willie". LOL!

Sunday July 22nd

A day of boredom. Since Willie left the house has had time to breathe and just have casual talk and fun. Nothing really game changing. POV ceremony is back to Mondays. Shane will of course save himself. The only thing that should happen is a surprise "backdoor" rather than the predictable Danielle going on the block. I get why Jojo is a target but really... I want her in the house longer to snap and maybe get into a KITTY CAT CUNT FIGHT with Janelle. Danielle is just BORING!

Monday July 23rd

Shane uses POV and Danielle is the replacement nominee. DONE. Janelle was indeed nervous that Wil would be backdoored but he wasn't. Frank is targeting what he considers to be "floaters". The target was first to be Jojo but it may have shifted to Danielle in hopes of taking out Dan. Mike, who's in control of Frank's HOH, has strongly suggested that Jojo be taken out due to people being unable to work with her in the long run when really Mike is after the chance of keeping Dan, along with Janelle, Britney and himself in the game in hopes that if the Coaches are asked to enter the game that they will join forces against the house who will be after them no doubt.

Now even though Mike is in control of Frank's HOH the house is in control on who goes home. Jojo being the type of person she is getting get on the house's DAMN NERVES. At one point today Jojo and Britney are talking in the HOH room. Britney is warning Jojo that the house is annoyed by her and that if she is voted out it is "100 percent personal" and that if Danielle is evicted that it is "100 percent game". She lists the multiple reasons why it would be benefit the house if Danielle leaves but the house taking out Jojo is solely based on people not wanting to be around Jojo. She has instructed Jojo to remain quiet, not act up and to be in the background until Danielle is evicted. YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

Jojo and Shane are DONE with Janelle. Shane can't stand her and neither can Jojo. Maybe due to the slop diet but they hate that she's able to shift from every side of the house. Shane tells Jojo that he wants to campaign the house against Danielle, his SHOWMANCE, but he doesn't realize that he and Jojo are still on Willie's sinking ship. DOWN THEY GO!

Now with Willie officially gone from the game and the clear targets are no longer clear, well, the house is created infinity targets. Everyone is after everyone and there are millions of reasons to go after someone. This person is a floater. This person is annoying. This person doesn't deserve it. This other person is an idiot. That other person needs to go for having a final 2 deal with another person. You name the houseguest in the house, they have multiple targets next week if they win HOH. There's no clear... I'M GOING AFTER YOU DIRECTLY agendas in the house, especially since Janelle isn't an actual player to be nominated.

This week is going to be nuts as targets and facts and lies are shared. The build up is happening now and the eruption of "he said, that bitch said, that fucker said" is coming to a head later this week before eviction. This week is a slow build up, you must be patient young padawan.

Monday July 23rd Part 2

"You're not a floater. A floater is someone who goes back and forth between teams and talks shit" says Shane to Ashley in the Have Not room.. .LOL. I point and laugh at Shane for being a DUMBASS! So desperate he'll take Ashley in a heartbeat to strenghten his pathetic side of the house. Let's discuss how he got here and why he hates Janelle so much.

So as midnight passes and Tuesday arrives we have Ashley "torn" and "emotional" between Shane's side of the house that includes Britney, Jojo and... um... well that's it. Ashley still has "great" things to say about Willie and really misses Kara and now regrets voting out Kara... WHY? We know that's an EPIC LIE because in the Diary Room Ashley told the world that she voted out Kara because she was scared that Kara was going to be the ultimate floater and that's the role Ashley wanted to play. And now she has that role. Going back and forth between Shane's side of the house and Janelles.

Janelle's alliance (of this week) that includes Frank, Wil, Joe, Danielle, Jenn and Ian is fully aware of Ashley's noticable back and forth attempts between Shane's side and Janelle's side. Ashley claims she broke down in the storage room and Jenn caught her and then spread it around the house that Ashley was emotional. Ashley told Jenn about a "final 2" deal with Ian and Frank that either exists or doesn't but the idea of it is in the house and it is spreading. Jenn didn't like hearing it and told the house that Ashley told her.

You see Ashley told Janelle this earlier and later when Janelle finds Frank, Wil, Joe and Jenn talking about it in the kitchen she plays dumb as if hearing it for the first time. They all realize it came from Kara on eviction night as a last minute ditch effort to save herself and it almost worked as Ashley was looking for voting guidance from Janelle right before she walked into the Diary Room to vote. Janelle told her it wasn't true. Shane noticed the last minute whispers by the way.

This, among other many reasons, are why Shane HATES Janelle. The sound of drunken Janie in the house as he hears them from jail cell aka the Have Not room drives him insane and almost to the point of confronting her. He hates how she's "best friends" with Frank this week and how she is telling Mike Boogie how much she likes him this week when just 2 weeks ago she couldn't stop trashing him. But Shane... this is HOW you play Big Brother. You change week to week and you adapt. FUCKING HOT IDIOT.

So at one point last night Ashley was brought up to the HOH room where she's talking out her problems to Frank, Wil and Janelle. She tries to explain how she can't talk to this person or that person without being judged or people getting paranoid. BLAH BLAH BLAH. She somehow references that she wants to play the game aka The Real World or that's something Wil came up with on his own in their talk with her.

She leaves and goes downstairs and WHO THE FUCK DOES ASHLEY SPILL HER CHAT WITH... Shane, Jojo and Britney in the Have Not room. She tells them everything! She even hates on Janelle for playing like a "man" with no emotion. Shane wants to take out Janelle's team and he mentions to Britney before Ashley got there that he did try to pitch the idea of backdooring Wil this week, a basic stab at Janelle indirectly.

Shane claims to have caught Wil in many "lies" and all talk about how "ruthless" Wil is in the game. Shane is an idiot because out by the hottub earlier he talked to Wil and mentioned how hard it was in his spot always being on the block and fighting for your life. Wil tried to relate to him by saying that if Shane won HOH that he and Joe would probably be on the block BUT Shane apparently thinks Wil lied saying how Frank could have nominated Wil and Joe this week even though Shane and the world knows Wil & Joe are in an alliance with Frank. So Shane just isn't smart in the game. He's smart when it comes to winning POV but out on the first HOH question... wow.

What sucks is if this week's HOH is a crap shot... Shane just might win it. If he does then Ashley is damn good with Shane's tiny alliance. She's safe off the block either way whoever wins next week. BUT Wil has told Janelle up in the HOH room that he doesn't trust Ashley. And he's RIGHT not to. Janelle tells him "noooooo" and that he should trust her but he doesn't.

Because downstairs in the Have Not room Ashley trashes Wil to Shane's group and talks about not trusting him and that she doesn't want to be in Wil's alliance. That she's only with them all by default. LOL. Shane is eating this up. So is Jojo. Jojo tells Ashley that "we love you" and Shane agrees and tells her what he thinks is the right thing to get Ashley working on his side of the house. Ashley is LOVING THRIVING on the floater position and she's good at it. DAMN GOOD.

Outside by the hot tub Wil vents to Joe about his distrust with Ashley and her antics this week and last week. I think he hates how Ashley is safe with both sides of the house. Both guys agree that Ashley is a "bad link" in their chain and that at some point she will be dealt with.

And here's how much of a douche bag the "honorable" Shane wants to be. He wants other people to lie about Joe saying he was going through Frank's stuff in the HOH room. What prompted this was Joe stuck his head in to see Ashley talking with Jojo and Frank AFTER they just talked to her about talking with the other side of the house. Yes Ashley can do what she wants but if she's part of an alliance, there are consquences for doing what she's doing.

Ashley feeds into Shane and Jojo by telling them Janelle is a "bully" and that she doesn't want Ashley around in the game YET Janelle saved Ashley this week from the block. Ashley knows what she's doing with these 2 morons. And the part that made everyone laugh is when Shane tells them that Britney has "giving them good advice" YET Willie's gone, Shane and Jojo were both nominated this week and Jojo is so far going home this week with Shane still being a target next week. WELL DONE BRITNEY.

Shane and Jojo are now alone in the Have Not room calling Janelle a "bitch" and were hoping that Wil would have been backdoored so they could see the "look on her face". Shane has this INTENSE hate for Janelle that it is crazy. Well folks we know who he's going after if the Coaches are brought into the game as players... Shane just can't hide his true feelings.

Britney rejoins Ashley, Jojo and Shane in the Have Not room and the plan to lie to Frank about Joe going through his stuff is in the works. Ashley wants to be the one to actually tell Frank in a round about kind of way. This is their attempt at getting Janelle's team versus Mike's team. PATHETIC. Britney is down for it. They also make fun of Janelle wanting to make Cookies fresh and how she doesn't want to use the "already baked" ones. Yet both Britney and Ashley talk about how they've got eaten 5 and 2 of Janelle's cookies. The HATEeroade is being passed around quiet nicely among these losers.

Tuesday July 24th

Well I've been sick today so I've been watching the feeds but haven't had the full strength to update.

So let's make this quick. Ashley is all over the house. She's in Jenn's ear, Janelle's, Shane's, Britney's. She's everyone's best friend, she trashes everyone to everyone else and somehow no one tells the people Ashley is trashing because they feel like they are absolute friends with Ashley and on one else. Ashley comes off crazy but she IS working the entire room and no one has started talking with each other.

Bitch gonna get caught. She comes off good but someone is going to talk to someone else about her and their conversations with Ashley are going to be shared and the girl is going to get exposed. She's this year's Shelly and she WILL be caught. Mark my words. She is NOT getting to final 2 with this type of gameplay. She NEEDS to win HOH this week in order to save her ass from being evicted next week.

The day has been quiet in terms of master gameplay. Ashley really is the only one who's working the house. No one else cares to talk game today. Well maybe except for Jojo but she's been muzzled by Britney to keep her mouth shut.

Wednesday July 25th

Another day of boredom. Jojo is working the room, trade cigarettes for votes with Joe, pleading with everyone that she can be better for them in the game versus Danielle. Hell I don't even know what the fuck the house wants to send out tomorrow. Most likely it'll come to a 3 vs 3 vote with Frank deciding who leaves. He may just evict Danielle to take out Dan but not if Mike has his way. Mike may either want Dan to stick around per the Diary Room pressure or he'll want Dan out so he can have an easier ticket to the end. The problem with Dan gone is Mike can't hold a target in front of him.

What else... that's it. Exciting fall alseep at your computer kind of day.

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July 21, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Cray Cray Willie Has Left The House. This Is My Memory Of Him. See You Never Gay Basher!

Update: Willie has posted on his TWATter that Joe raised his fists thus wanting a fight. That Joe provoked it. And Willie JUST HAD TO FINISH IT. Sure asshole. After the violence of the Colordao Massacre, violence is always the damn answer... right Willie? No one has your side. Here's his magical quote "Joe the Ho got headbutted cause he put his dukes up! Put your shit down you ain't doing nothing with those dukes. Pussy."

And if Joe did provoke a fight from Wilie, he no better. Joe is there to cause drama and fights. He won't win Big Brother. He's made for Jury. You can count on that Willie.

There's loads of hate and support for Willie on his TWATter page. I mean I'm guilty of having a mouth but damn... That (I hate to say sexy as fuck) homophobe Shannon from Big Brother, a friend to the Willie's, wrote on Willie's twitter page "They just called your BFF Sissy Wil Jennifer Analston's twin sister on the soup Lolol" But that's how you like your men Shannon? Bitch. Willie calls Shannon "Captain Gay Basher".

Damn Alison Grodner. Real smooth move putting this NUT JOB on this season. Must feel real damn proud of your self...

Willie continues his "I WOULD NEVER SAY A GAY SLUR" smarts on Twitter with quotes such as "As for @JanellePierzina with her Michael Jackson jacked up nose is a STUPID bitch. Wil's little sissy ass has a prettier face." and "However I am not sorry to Joe the fat ass chef and Janelle's Michael Jackson nose looking ass! NO one bully's me. No matter what is at stake" BUT IT'S OKAY WHEN YOU BULLY and THREATEN people in the house to play how you want or do what you want. It's like you had HOH and you expect to remain in blatant exposed power the entire game? I mean how DUMB are you to believe you would have that power the entire game.

And as I leave Willie's twitter page for good we have Shannon once again going after Wil by writing "@JuliePutnam425 @HantzBB no fabio looks like a dude. Wil from BB looks like a damn drag-queen fruitcake."

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Big Brother 14 | I Feel Faint! Too Much Body Worship! I Can't Handle It! Shane Too Body Beautiful

Now I see why Willie went insane! I mean look at his right hand goon! Could Willie not handle his secret intense mad desire for Shane with Cameras on him 24/7? I know I wouldn't be able to think STRAIGHT with Shane around like that. Lounging on the HOH couch, easy to get naked with one pull of his clothing. Oh Fuck... the more and more I see Shane the more and more he becomes this season's Nick or Jessie or Roddy.

Frank's body is getting better but he's got too many shirts on all the damn time. So does Wil. GUYS, GET NAKED!

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July 20, 2012

Big Brother 14 | BREAKING NEWS! Willie Has Been KICKED OUT Of Big Brother!!! Coaches May Join The Game This Thursday!

So... earlier today the house had the Coaches competition and Janelle won and did NOT choose to change a player. Still not sure who she saved with Immunity. Maybe Joe? Anyways she had to choose who was going on slop and she "definitely" chose Willie first and then Shane and then JoJo as all Have Nots.

After they came inside for the competition we have an angry hyped up Willie slamming doors, eating the Pork Rinds and bitching and complaining wanting to smoke outside and confront the "cunts" upstairs. Britney was angry for the way he was acting and pretty much dared him to go take his act upstairs to the HOH and he did and he told them that he was going to be evicted before he was voted out. Nominations hadn't happened yet but everyone knew he was going to sit his ass on that block chair.

He made it known that everyone was in trouble in some form or another. Then the feeds are cut from the live feed viewers for about 4 hours. The last thing we saw before the feeds were taken away was Wilie walking past Jojo in the kitchen and Jojo throwing up her hands saying if he was going to act like this that she couldn't be down with him anymore.

So finally they come back and we find Shane, Jojo and Britney in the Have Not bedroom talking about them both being nominated. I'm thinking... WHAT? Are they going to backdoor Willie? Upstairs in the HOH room Mike is talking with Frank. We start getting hints as to what happened but still not the full story.

First off as the houseguests mingle and chat we find Shane saying that this is the "first time in Big Brother History" whatever happened happened. Ian mentions that Willie "took the blanket". Mike coins the phrase "kicked out" when referring to Willie. Frank & Mike joke around about how this week 2 people will be taken out. First Willie and then either Shane or Jojo. Jojo says "I Fucking hate him" in regards to Willie. She also yells out "Willie's Done. I never want to see you again. Fuck You Willie" and "He fucking screwed us" and "we were loyal to him" to which Wil tells her "he was only loyal to himself".

LOL. Jojo jokes that Willie talked with her the night before about him and Shane going on the block and how "tough" it would be for Jojo to vote between them. She laughs saying "get the fuck outta here" meaning her loyalty is to Shane. Shane knew he had the votes to stay up against Willie. He's mad at Janelle for making them Have Nots and turning against them. Jojo calls Janelle "fake". But Jojo does remind Shane that all this is happening because of Willie. he says "I know".

The plan is now for Shane to be the main target. If he wins POV then Danielle becomes the replacement nominee and will be the one evicted. All Jojo and Shane have to do is become social butterflies and emerge as great people to keep around and let the target shift to Dan being eliminated.

I feel that the 4 Coaches are going to be added into the game this Thursday. I bet Alison Grodner regrets getting rid of Jodi within 8 hours!!! After 2 weeks the game would have lost 4 players. DUMB MOVE GRODNER!

So what makes the most sense... Give the Coaches their keys and make them players. Remember, Danielle may be the target this week in hopes of taking out Dan before the Coaches can join. If Danielle is backdoored and sent out Thursday then Dan gets saved by entering the game as a player with the rest of the coaches. So Dan gets to stay in the game until he gets evicted or wins the whole game again.

What a day!

Update: Janelle, Ashley, Frank, Britney, Joe and Mike are in the HOH room talking about what exactly happened.

Mike jokes that we watchers have probably been blocked off for hours now. Janelle & Mike say "Hey Will" and laughs. Janelle suggests that they catch us up on what happened regarding "Willie's expulsion". She starts off by saying Willie threw "a bunch of Pork Rinds at me, told me to "fuck off". Ashley laughs hearing this. Janelle then says "that was pretty awesome".

Mike says Willie called Janelle the "C word" aka CUNT. Janelle then says that Willie kicked the door in the Have Not room... "twice". And Mike laughs saying "and then head butted Joe". Janelle says "he head butted Joe four times" but Joe doesn't show any signs of bleeding or wounds from being in a fight or any kind. Mike goes on to say "he was physically removed from the game" but Ian asks if "production" came in to take him away. Janelle says "no, he went into the Diary Room by himself".

Janelle now says "Bye Will" while I hear Ian saying something about "security". Janelle laughs again saying "Goodbye Willie". LOL!

And there you have it. What EXACTLY HAPPENED that we couldn't watch live. Live Feeds 24/7 MY FUCKING ASS!

Update #2: Ian is talking with the houseguests while they eat pizza that Big Brother supplied them for going through "hell" with Willie.

Ian recounts the day. Saying they got to get into their "best 90's rap gear" for the Coache's compeition where they had to "shimmy" across a balance board with dollars to stack. Mike Boogie feel off early so Janelle won. She then saved Ashley this week with her power. Janelle then chose to have four people to be Have Nots.

He then says "Willie didn't take this very well". He says Willie then "kicked a door and then said some swear words". Britney is smiling at this point. She's moved past the nightmare that was Willie. He then threw some pork rinds at Janelle and called her a "b word". Janelle then told Willie "Fuck you Willie, Buh Bye!"

Ian then says that before he threw pork rinds at Janelle that Willie head butted and chest bumped Joe in the bathroom. Willie called Joe a "pussy". Ian said he called everyone in the house "pussies".

Britney now chimes in saying Willie first called Joe a "pussy". Then head bumped him. Walked away and then came back and head bumped him again. Then shoulder bumped him and then chest bumped him. And then came the Pork Rinds. GOOD CHOICE IN FOOD AMERICA!

Ian said he just gotten out of the shower and was there to see it. Britney jokes that a "sandwhich was a casualty" in the whole mess. The sandwhich was "never completed or eaten". Ian then says "they" meaning Production told Joe to stay in the bathroom area while they told Willie to come to the Diary Room. "They" told Joe not to follow Willie. Britney says Willie said to "follow me, follow me".

On his way to the Diary Room is when he threw the pork rinds at Janelle and told her to fuck off and Janelle waved goodbye to him saying fuck you back. He says they waited a couple of hours in the living room and then Alison Grodner, the executive producer of the show, came over the intercom of the house.

Alison said that Willie was "expelled" and was told he was not coming back and that the "game will go on".

WOW!

Now everyone gives Britney a round of applause for her week with Willie.

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July 19, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Kara Evicted. Janelle Wins Coach Challenge! Frank Wins HOH!

Friday July 20th

Thursday has come and gone. Kara was evicted as I said she would be BUT Shane and Jojo, being the IDIOTS that they are, stuck by Willie, their MESSIAH! So what happens in the HOH... Frank, the person who almost got evicted a number of times this week, won HOH. It was down to him and Wil in the final round. Willie looked PISSED when that idiot Shane was the first to be out in the first question. IDIOT. He looked damn good though. After Willie gave Frank the HOH key he went straigth for the front door and off camera, behind the bushes. LOL!

Later that night Willie kept to himself and Britney talked to him at some point trying to lay it hard on how she should have listened to him and stuff about how you're going home or someone from her team of Willie Shane and Jojo is going home this week.

During the morning hours of Friday we get a sudden turn from Jojo and Shane, expressing to Britney that they want to distant themselves from Willie. They also both tell Frank that they are "loyal" people... which is true. So that could work for them in the future.

FEEDS return and we find out Dan didn't win the Coach challenge where a Coach can trade a player if they want. The HAVE NOTS this week can have Pork chip things and Pudding.

Willie is going NUTS. He's a HAVE NOT and is slamming doors and bitching and moaning downstairs, calling the people upstairs "cunts". Britney is annoyed he is acting like a "4 year old" and wants him to take a few days to calm down. Willie says he's waiting for them to come down to start something and Britney tells him not to do anything downstairs, egging him on to go upstairs and do it up there. He asks Britney if she thinks he's scared and he rushes up the stairs and Britney is just DONE with him.

Willie opens the HOH door to find Joe, Janelle, Mike and Frank in there. Telling them that Jojo and Shane have nothing to do with what's going on, that it's all on him and that he's going to get "evicted" before he leaves on Thursday.

He leaves the room and heads downstairs and Shane is trying to stop him from acting how he's acting. He can't even go outside to smoke and all the nicotine patches are gone from the storage room because Joe hid them. Janelle is upstairs in the HOH room laughing and enjoying all this. Britney is in the Game room with her hands up on her head wondering if there is anything she can even do. Dan and Danielle were in the Game Room talking and are now hearing about Willie's antics. IT'S CRAY CRAY!

Big Brother keeps interrupting the feeds with Trivia as even they are unsure what Willie is going to do.

As for the Coaches Challenge, Janelle won and did NOT do any trades. She said she was going to win and she did. And then she put all of Wilie's alliance plus Ian who FUCKING VOLUNTEERED, as all Have Nots. Team Idiot, Your table is ready for slop and pudding. Right this way to the Have Not suite.

Thursday July 19th

So since I stopped following the chaos that is Willie's HOH week I figured I'd check back on the flashbacks of the live feeds to catch up on what I've missed. Ashley has jumped off Willie's sinking ship. She found out about his secret deal with Frank and she's HURT by it. But you know she can have deals and move back and forth between the house alliances but Willie can't. That's just not how you play Big Brother according to Ashley.

Even though Janelle doesn't want Mike's player to survive the first week it looks like he is going to stick around. Kara is just too boring. Let's focus on Jojo, she realizes she's on a sinking ship but so far wants to ride and die with Willie in the game. I take it she will completely let Willie starve on his own if their side doesn't get any power this week. As for Shane, that DUMBASS is still hardcore sucking WILLIE'S DICK.

And can you FUCKING BELIEVE that when asked if Kara or Danielle got HOH if they would go after Willie and both said NO! Um, WHY THE FUCK NOT? Fuck your word to that nutcase! Other than that Joe is getting tagged as a shit started in the house. Willie is still pissed as he finds out Ashley is no longer on Team Willie and he tries to confont SLASH comfort her telling her he LOVES her in the game. Mutha fucker you'll say anything to hold onto your lady.

She can't handle Willie and I suppose is using this side deal with Frank she found out about as a reason to end it with Willie. Willie is PISSED AWF now and we may see him angry on the live show.

What I will say is I'm going to watch Batman tonight so I'll be away from my PC all tonight and tomorrow morning and afternoon. You know, midnight showings and work the next day type shit. I'll update Friday night all the good shit as how only I can report it.

To Evict Kara aka A Stab At Willie's Power... Wil, Ashley, Jenn, Ian, Joe.

To Evict Frank... Shane, Danielle and that's it!

I actually believe Jojo will vote Kara out only because she wants to get in good with the other side of the house and will apologize to Willie about it later or either before the live show. Shane may follow through once he finds out Jojo is not evicting Frank.

I can't wait to find out via my phone while sitting in a theatre tonight what shit happens in the Big Brother house!

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July 17, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Shane Wins POV! POV Not Used! The House Turns On Willie!

July 13th

The morning hours were kinda boring. Last minute decisions on what to do if Frank were to win POV. But he didn't. Shane won POV and now it's going to be back and forth between who goes this week. Kara or Frank. Shane has no interest, so far, in using the POV. The problem is if Willie gets Shane in on some deal with Frank to keep him in the game to go after the ladies then the worse can happen this week. Shane uses POV on Frank, Frank comes off the block and another lady goes up. Maybe Danielle or Ashley. The guys stick together and start picking off the ladies in the house. A maybe plan but most likely not going to happen.

Right after the feeds come back from the POV we find Britney and BOSS MAN Willie sitting on the HOH bed talking to Shane and Jojo. The NEW plan is to make it seem like they want Frank out to Janelle's team but that Kara is the real target. There's this new power you see where the Coaches aka MENTORS compete for the chance to keep their star players safe. I believe Mike won the last Coach challenge and had a choice of either saving one of his players this week with a new immunity power or getting something for himself. I think he took something for himself.

So anyways, the new plan is to take out Kara so that Dan's team is weaken when it comes to that stupid power challenge. Britney, Janelle and Mike's team have a better advantage at getting that new power but WAIT A MINUTE, this mean's Mike's team stays intact? Dan is already down one member so it would make the MOST SENSE to go after one of Mike's team. WHAT THE FUCK are they thinking?

Britney seems to be on board with this stupid new plan and Willie is loving it and running with it, talking non stop a mile a minute. Both Willie and Britney order Shane and Jojo not to tell anyone that they plan on getting out Kara this week and that Janelle's team needs to believe they are after Frank this week. WHAT? Shane then realizes that their team has to make a deal with Frank this week and both Willie and Britney say that Frank can't tell Mike or the whole plan explodes in the house. They believe that if Mike knows that he will tell everyone.

Janelle comes into the room breaking up the chat. She takes a seat ready to eat and we find out more about the comp. They say Mike was "pissed" his team didn't win and Britney points out that Mike didn't even shake Shane's hand after the comp to congratulate him. Shane then laughs saying Mike will come to him eventually to use the POV.

Minutes later Willie, an extra cocky Jojo, Janelle, Joe, Britney and Shane are all in the HOH talking about the comp. Britney calls Dan an "idiot" for his type of coaching to his ladies. Apparently he told Danielle to throw the POV so that Kara could win it but they all laugh on how Danielle would probably be the one going up in place of Kara had Kara won it. That Danielle should have played to win it for her and then pulled Kara off the block keeping them both safe. Britney also says that both Danielle and Kara are "brainwashed" by Dan.

I've always hated Dan and his style of "charm" gameplay. I don't respect his win season 10 and I don't respect him this season. So far he SUCKS hard this season. So far at least.

It seems they also figured out by the comp that Dan and Mike's team are infact working together based on their game antics during the POV comp. Now what's really crazy is last night Britney told Janelle that Dan told her that Mike tried to contact him before the game started. That Mike knew he was coming back and that Dan was coming back and that they should work together before entering the house. Now today's game antics by Danielle, Kara and Frank proves apparently that they are working together. If they are, who cares. These people are going apeshit nuts thinking they just solved the mysteries to life itself.

July 14th

And so the house has shifted yet again, well most of the house. Britney and Willie have gotten on the same page about taking out Dan's best player left in the game, Kara. They want to weaken Dan and take him out. Something about him brainwashing and taking control of the women in the house and just people in general. Now they've gotten Janelle on board and now she and Britney have to convince their teams to vote how they want or what they think is best.

Here's the catch. The Coaches do NOT vote with the house. All they can do is suggest what they think is best but the actual houseguests can vote how they want and not even do what Janelle, Britney or even the HOH wants. So far Frank is in the clear at least with the Mike Boogie, Janelle, Britney and Willie. Problem is NONE OF THEM GET TO VOTE THIS WEEK!

So Frank may still want to get his exit interview ready. Janelle has mentioned that Wil wants to keep Kara and won't vote against her. Daniele won't vote against Kara. Ian or Jenn won't vote out their teammate. So far that's 4 solid votes to keep Frank. If Janelle and Britney can get their teams to be on the same page then that's five votes, including Wil's. You see Wil is the deciding vote. Will he take out Kara or go against Janelle?

Clearly POV is not going to be used this week. Shane has no interest in using it this early on. As for Dan's team getting targeted this week. I LOVE IT! Problem is once he's down to one member, will the remaining house go after Dan's last useless player Danielle or will they turn on each other? Janelle is worried that later in the game the Coaches may get a chance to become actual players later in the season and if that happens and Dan is still in the game, well she's worried no one will go after Dan as he's too "likeable". TRU DAT!

Sometime in the afternoon Janelle and Britney's teams are up in the HOH discussing the idea of either voting out Kara or Frank. POV just isn't getting used, period. Wil expresses that Kara is better for a team aspect while Frank is better as a teammate thing. They bring up how Frank doesn't like Mike and wants to keep his distance away from him. Gameplay by Mike, not sure.

Janelle says that Dan "controls those 2 girls" and now everyone is just talking over each other. Shane has said again that he is NOT going to use POV. They all agree to make a solid decision sometime either Wednesday night or Thursday morning. Janelle suggests that if Kara is the target that they should "blindside" Danielle and Dan so that Danielle goes into the comp on edge.

The problem is the house THINKS that this week's HOH comp is for the houseguests but it could be a four person competiton between the coaches. If a Coach wins then they win it for their team and can chose who wins HOH. Now THAT'S INTERESTING. No one is expecting that game twist. I suspect everyone is going to be floored when the Coaches play for HOH power this week but I could be wrong.

Janelle now brings up how if next week their plan to take out Kara this week and Danielle next week goes smoothly that from here on out, only Britney and Janelle have to worry about going against Mike in the Coach competitions. Everyone loves that aspect or plan, that is if it does indeed pan out that way. Shit, Danielle could win HOH this week if Kara leaves.

Later outside Jojo talks with Willie near the couches while they smoke. Jojo feels like there's some shady side deals and side alliances within their group and that she only trusts her group. She also calls Britney "smart". Willie assures Jojo that no one in their group is going to turn because they all know they have a good thing going. Looks like Jojo is the one going to rip this group apart with her paranoia!!!

Ashley is up and about walking around. Her back is no longer an issue. Last night she was up and around smiling and loving her alliance and the game, you know, since she's not a target AT ALL. And I did forget to mention that Willie has confided in a few in the house that he is indeed the brother to Russell from Survivor. But no one really cares, even telling him he's nothing like his brother.

One of the funniest things that I hope makes it on the show is Jenn and Jojo, 2 hardcore chicks, discussing sex and men with "lollipop" aka Danielle outside in the hot tub. All with their feet in the hot tub, no one topless. Danielle talked about getting her first boyfriend and first kiss at Circuit City when she was 15, he was 19 at the time. But then crude loud mouth Jojo boasted that she was 14 messing around with boys who were 18. GROSS! She of course said it was all PG rated kind of stuff but I don't believe her for a second. Jenn is controlling the conversation, talking about "unwrapping the lollipop" and getting to know Danielle more because really the house doesn't know shit about Danielle.

Now find out that Danielle was a virgin all the way through high school and that's why all her boyfriends cheated on her because she wouldn't give it up. She even says that all her boyfriends up until now have all cheated on her, "every last one of them". The last few even after she was "giving up". Jojo asks if she likes to date "assholes" and Danielle says she dates "douche bags". She of course laughs about it. Jojo asks Joe to "join the show" and that "we're fucking interviewing Alabama here and we're getting personal". I guess this is a show for Big Brother After Dark. It's a good one. Very funny and informative. I hope they interview someone different every night. LOL!

But back to today's happenings. Up in the HOH room, Janelle, Britney and Willie are talking. Willie is telling them both that the plans on telling the people in their teams that he is Russell's brother and how he didn't want to say anything at first because he wanted people to get to know him for him and not to think he's like his brother. Janelle agrees saying that people might not have picked him on day one for their coach team based on that russell fact. He says Mike keeps trying to expose it by bringing up last names. Willie plans on telling everyone at some point so it won't be used against him next week as a reason to put him on the block.

Willie heads downstairs leaving the STARS of the show to CHIT CHAT. Janelle brings up how Jenn made a "red flag" comment yesterday about how she didn't like last season of Big Brother and how "unfair" it was to have newbies versus All Stars in a house. That Jenn thought the newbies should have stuck together. Britney brings up how great Joe is now but how dangerous he can be later due to his highten paranoia and how he could tell everyone at the half way point in the game how Janelle and Britney "manipulated" everyone to doing what they wanted, which they are. You see Janelle and Britney think that at some point the coaches will become players for the big prize. We'll see if that actually happens.

Janelle is back to getting out the Frank angle. It seems Janelle is not totally on board with getting out Kara this week. Britney says that they have to keep the players minds thinking someone is coming back to not let them think about the idea that the All Stars this season could become players later in the game. I wonder if Janelle got that piece of information from the show before signing on for another season. ME WONDERS!

Now both are talking how "dangerous" Dan is this week and in this game. Janelle is back to wanting to shock Dan this week by taking out Kara. Britney is glad that Dan was "so stupid and dumb with his draft picks" and how he probably picked weak players so that no one would go after him and his players. They are also glad that they are talking with each other because it is revealed that Dan approached both of them separately to work with him and how is so good with words that it could have worked if Britney or Janelle never talked with each other.

Janelle laughs about how mean she is about Mike and how whenever she talks with anyone in the house she takes some time to trash Mike Boogie. Still bitter much about him taking you out in All Stars Janie?!?!

Sunday July 15th

Well the house just got interesting. Joe, the crazy eyed chef, has been on a mission to take out Frank and is NOT happy about the plan on getting Kara out. He is already seeing himself in the final 2 and wants people in the end who he THINKS he can beat out. So with that said he's after Frank this week. He feels Frank is someone who is playing a great social game with both sexes in the house. Joe feels like he can easily beat Kara in the final 2- I KNOW, I KNOW, it's week one, but that's how Joe is playing it this week.

So he has confided in Wil about wanting Frank out and Wil mentions not to tell Janelle about wanting Frank out but to go straight to Willie because this is "our game" this season. So what does Joe do? He goes up to the HOH room around 12pm and tells both Willie and Janelle that Frank & Jenn approached him for an alliance to take out Willie next week!!!

YES IT'S A LIE! That conversation didn't happen or at least we haven't seen it on the feeds. One has to wonder if the Diary Room wants one of Mike's goons to leave this week. Dan is a big draw to the cray cray Big Brother fans and I'm sure all of them are not happy this week with Dan losing 2 team members. They'll do ANYTHING to keep Dan as far as possible in the game.

One quick note, late last night Janelle revealed to Willie and Britney that Dan tried using his own mother to coax Janelle into working with him. Saying his mother watches the feeds and wanted Dan to work with Janelle this season, MEANING, they knew who they were going into the house with or at least kinda knew like the rest of us did. Janelle does tell Dan's mother "sorry" to the camera that she isn't doing it and calls herself a "bad girl" for going against this plan. DAN IS EVIL!!!

So now the POV meeting is happening. That usually happens on Mondays but this week or this season it seems to be happening on Sunday. Shane has no interest in using the POV.

Will Joe's EPIC LIE about Frank and Jenn explode into some drama and a fight later this week or even better, later today? I mean really there have been ZERO drama or hints at fights since this season started. I think Mike wanted to confront Britney today about her dirty dishes or some stupid shit like that but that didn't happen. Some of the houseguests are getting sick of each other. Danielle is sick of Britney AND Kara is now sick of Danielle! FUNNY AS FUCK because both girls on Dan's team, Kara & Danielle, agreed to stick together to the end and to never vote each other out and to watch each other's back. Who else hates each other. Britney is also highly annoyed with Danielle for continuing to push questions about her season 2 years ago and bashing Rachel thinking it will get on Britney's good side. Danielle just won't win the jury this year it seems. She's only playing for 2nd place now. SORRY DAN! Sucks to be you!

So the feeds come back and we find Britney and Willie talking in the HOH room. Janelle's team in the GAME room and Mike's team minus Mike outside on the couches. Ian is telling Frank outside that he doesn't care if he leaves next week, he's a man of his "word" and doesn't want to be an "asshole" and vote out his own teammate. Jenn chimes in saying she wants to play an honest game... BULLSHIT!

Joe's EPIC LIE has knocked Britney and Janelle's teams over. Janelle is telling her team how "dangerous" Frank is and that they all have to lie to him this week telling him he has their votes to stay and then send him out! LOL! Joe is sitting there knowing he's lied and watches everyone freak the fuck out over his lie.

Upstairs in the HOH room Shane has not joined Willie and Britney. Shane says he doesn't trust Frank and Britney says Frank is going around the house opening his mouth. Britney brings up Mike's conversation with her and Janelle outside last night near the hammock about how he was pushing to get out Dan's team thus saving Frank. The talk was something Janelle and Britney already were planning. What's funny is Dan came over to them at one point and made fun of Mike saying something about making sure you keep Mike's strongest player in the game. LOL!

Back to the HOH room, Jojo has joined in and Shane now says Frank is "just like Boogie". LOL! Willie now says that he and Britney are going to sit down with Kara and talk to her. Britney now says "we can take out Kara and Danielle next week in HOH". Willie says "Frank needs to shut up" and Britney boasts how she told Willie about this and how they argued for hours about this. Willie says "I know".

Later Kara talks with Dan about the "date" Mike tried to propose to her earlier. You see Mike found Kara alone in the shoe room and then asked to talk to her. He said his birthday was either today or tomorrow and he wanted not to be alone so he asked her on a Big Brother date. I'm sure it's for air time and all. Anyways she said no but he wanted her to think about it and to not answer right away even though she did say "no".

Now she's talking with Dan and tells him now it's "awkward" being around him and that even though he wanted her to think about it her answer is still no. "A thousand times no". LOL! Dan suggests that she LIE to him saying she told her family that she didn't want to date anyone or be with another in the house on camera. She admits to laughing about Mike trying to ask her out. Oh Mike... I feel sorry for you. GROW THE FUCK UP already. My friend said you have a better shot with Jenn than Kara.

Later Dan goes upstairs to talk with Willie and it seems they shook hands on something, it was a rather long talk but we FEEDERS didn't get to hear it because Big Brother FUCKED UP and left the FISH music on and we couldn't hear anything! So who knows what they talked about. We'll just have to wait for Willie to tell Britney later what was said but you know he'll leave out some juicy bits and not tell Britney everything.

Downstairs Kara talks with Shane, a really tan shirtless Shane. He flat out asks her if she trusts Dan. She says yes. Shane brings up how he lied his season and she says she listens to what he has to say and how he can give her his opinion but she is playing her own game. Shane puts it out there that he wants to work with her but not Dan. He's afraid if she stays and gets HOH that Dan will tell her to come after him and Willie. He then tells her that if she does make a deal with them and screws them over and they will go after her.

She tells him she wants to work with both him and Willie and likes them both. Shane also reassures her that the person who stays this week usually isn't a target for weeks later. She hopes that's the case.

Good Gawd HOLY FUCK this house is tiresome. Willie just won't stop GOING BACK AND FUCKING FORTH between taking out Kara or Frank. Ten minutes ago it was Frank. Now maybe its Kara. Then you add in "We have to win HOH every week until they're all gone or until we all make jury". I mean there's nothing interesting to write down here. Willie would make me scream in that fucking house.

The only fun thing happening is Ian and Ashley are on their slop date in the Game room. At first playing coy and having fun and now talking game. Ashley of course LYING to Ian about how shocked she is to find out that there might be alliances in the house already and Ian telling her how he knows he's a target this week, had he not won immunity via Boogie, and how he'll be a target next week. Ian does bring up how the "reality" or "truth" in the house starts with one person who makes the next person believe it is truth who makes the next person believe it is truth aka Joe's EPIC LIE about Frank and Jenn approaching him to be in an alliance to take out Willie next week.

Mike Booger, who earlier asked Kara out on a "birthday" date, made some repeated comments on how Ashley is being a "good sport" doing this when really she IS interested in Ian and the money he could possible be making once he lands a smarty pants job. Mike doesn't realize many of us think Ian is cute, money CUTE! Mike just can't handle Ian being able to land a girl in the house versus him landing a girl in the house. LOL!

Monday July 16th

Willie is working this house like a fine cheap redneck wine. He's working Joe by telling him he will never vote for him if he's on the block but that means shit because it is just empty words. If the house wants Joe out all Willie has to do is say "I only promised you my vote which is not enough to save you, sorry". Willie has talked with Frank today again wanting to work with him and talked about game and trying to find common goals in the game crap. Willie has also started a final 2 deal with Ashley and told her NOT to tell anyone. DUMBASS believes him and starts spilling any info she has on him.

Joe & Janelle are pushing to get out Frank. Janelle for her revenge antics towards Mike Boogie and Joe, well because he started an EPIC LIE about Frank and Jenn approaching him for a deal to take out Willie next week or in the game. If Frank stays

Willie is getting Britney to turn against Janelle. Telling her that Janelle is going to "flip" on them next week because she's pissed that. Janelle is ONTO Willie for wanting to work with Frank and is trying to expose him and his plan to her team. When Britney is telling Willie in the HOH room about what Janelle is doing, Willie acts like he's pissed and how that's not the case, that he doesn't want to work with Frank and not let Shane know about it. Willie is scared of women he can't control and/or talk to. So out goes Kara and out goes Janelle, according to Willie.

Britney is getting upset about Janelle thanks to Willie pushing the Frank issue. Now Britney brings up how Janelle knows about Joe's "final 2" deal with Willie that they made before the very first HOH comp. According to Willie that "final 2" deal was never created but Joe seems to believe it was made. So here's another example of Willie proposing to different people the same plan in hopes no one talks to each other. He's told Frank, Joe and Ashley now to NOT talk to anyone about their deals. This is just Russell on Survivor all over again. PEOPLE, GET TO FUCKING TALKING!

Britney is now trashing herself saying no one wants to work with her in the house. That everyone wants to work with Janelle or Mike. Willie keeps telling Britney and Ashley, during his conversation later with her, that Janelle is freaking out, fucking up and lying and how he wants to confront her in front of everyone but you know he never will. Janelle WILL confront him but he won't confront her.

Willie now kinda yells or speaks loudly "fuck Janelle, fuck Boogie", you guys are not playing the game, you don't have a vote and that's what you have to understand. Willie says it doesn't "fucking matter what your coach says and do what's best for you". What's funny is Willie is telling Britney the same damn thing, DIRECTLY AT HER, but indirectly and she stays and takes it. What Willie doesn't know is that at some point Janelle and Britney are thinking and planning to join the game and they just may. I predict a choice happening where they all have to agree or disagree at some point to either give up the 100,000 dollars or play for the big prize of 500,000 dollars. This would save Allison Grodner and Big Brother and CBS from having to pay out 600,000 dollars and instead pay out 500,000 dollars.

Willie now gets EVEN MORE PARANOID saying that if Janelle's team gets HOH, will they go after him? FUCK YES you dumbass, if you keep attacking Janelle behind her back to both Ashley & Britney. Willie SLIPS THE FUCK UP saying that Janelle doesn't have Ashley. Now Britney is telling Willie he's playing too "emotional" and wants sometimes to tell Janelle that she is playing "selfishly". But she tells Willie to hold back. She's "coaching".

Now let's construct the votes to evict this week.

If Janelle wants to evict Frank she has Joe & Wil plus Danielle's vote. That's three.

To evict Kara you have Jenn and Ian. That's 2.

Ashley and then Britney's team are the factors here. Will Ashley expose herself in voting how Willie wants this early on thus exposing her vote and alliance with Willie. I'm going to say no and that she'll vote with Janelle's side. That's four votes to evict Frank. All they need is one more to evict Frank. It takes five to control the house this week.

If Willie and Britney get their way they will push Jojo and Shane to vote how they want and that will add 2 votes to evict Kara making 4 votes. So that makes a tie this week.

Willie has to get up and make the vote to evict. He gets his way BUT gets dealt with the blame of Kara's eviction, if it is to be used against anyone later in the weeks to come. Willie may gain Frank as a member but it all depends on who wins HOH next week. Frank can easily turn on Willie next week, I hope he does. You put me on the block, I put you on the block. Fight to stay fucker.

I will mention that Janelle has talked with her team and Joe pushes how he wants Frank out but they have to figure how how to take out Frank with a fifth vote. Janelle does mention that Willie is very "controlling" just like his brother on Survivor. When Janelle and Ashley get alone they start chatting. Janelle makes fun of Willie winning HOH again in 2 weeks. Ashley admits that she doesn't like him at all when he's HOH. They both bring up how he likes to "yell at women". But Janelle doesn't know about Ashley working with Willie on the side, final 2 deal. Not yet at least.

My God this house is a mess today. Oh yeah Willie tricked Ashley into saying that she will "never put you up" and how she'll fight for him the rest of the game. IDIOT! Willie has no power next week and the nominations are long over so he can easily say it and not have to make that decision for weeks to come. She has the chance of getting HOH in the coming weeks and now will have to keep to her word because of that stupid conversation with Willie in the Have Not bedroom. Here's hoping Ashley turns on Willie!

Willi has also told Ashley that Joe came to him about the "final 2" deal and how Willie keeps saying it never happened. Hopefully Ashley will see this as a sample of Willie making deals with other people and him trying to downplay his "final 2" deals with multiple people. For Ashley to believe she is the ONLY one DOES make her an IDIOT!

Tuesday July 17th

So the house has gone bat shit crazy today. Willie's HEIGHTEN paranoia has shifted into high gear as he's called a house meeting in his HOH room with everyone except the coaches. He's trying to lead a revolt against the Coaches believing that they are not there to benefit their game at all and that they don't care who goes home and that this is their game, not the Coaches.

HEY DUMBASS. This IS how this game is set up. Think of 4 big players playing with a game board, you all are their game pieces. These ALL STARS are playing and manipulating and giving advice to lure their players into making moves and getting control of the board so that they can win 100,000 dollars. They don't GIVE A SHIT if you all listen to them or not. Someone in the house IS going to get to the end and The Coaches are NOT going anywhere.

Willie doesn't like to be a "pawn" or a "sheep" or a follower. He wants to control the board and control the house. His taste for power has driven him INSANE. If you don't agree with him then you're his enemy.

After the house meeting the house scattered. Later Janelle, Dan and Mike all laughed at the idea of Willie trying to get the house to go against the Coaches. Britney on the other hand is an emotional wreck and blames Janelle for the house becoming the way it is when really it's Willie and his paranoia on who's coming after him and him wanting to take a WOMAN HE CAN'T CONTROL.

What's HILARIOUS is that Willie is fighting FOR Frank to stay and Frank is hardly doing shit to stay. Willie is doing all the work to take out Kara. Now get ready to spit your coke out at this. Frank, if he gets HOH next week is going after Shane and Willie, with Willie being his main target. Frank is PISSED THE FUCK OFF that Willie straight up lied to him about not nominating him and then putting him on the block. Frank does not trust Willie, despite what Willie thinks.

In the Game room Janelle meets up with her team, Joe, Wil and Ashley. Ashley is hardcore double agent shifting from this group and then going to another group and then another sharing information and soflty trashing other people but not to a degree to get herself in trouble. Her game play is shocking and I didn't see it coming a mile away. BITCH COULD WIN this season. I can see her and Ian in the final 2.

Wil is against Willie, Joe as well, also Frank. Janelle hopes to enter the game so she can target him. I think it's safe to say that Jenn and Ian don't care for Willie as well. Danielle's attracted to douche bags so she may be on Wille's side, even though Willie is taking out Kara. Jojo and Ashley both believe they have a final 3 deal with Willie. It's pathetic. Willie is displaying Russell's EXACT Survivor game play and it won't- can't work in this show.

Joe at one point tells Mike, Dan and Janelle outside about the meeting. That Willie is telling the other newbies that the Coaches have analyzed and studied the houseguests profiles, knew who they all were before entering the house. Mike just can't stop laughing at all this.

At one point after the meeting, Wil, Frank, Jenn and Kara talk about the house and the meeting among other things. When Frank brings up how he wanted one day of zero game talk, Wil brings up the meeting that "fucker" made upstairs and then goes on to call Willie a "piece of shit". They all agree. Wil does say "sorry" but says "he pissed me off". Next they discuss the idea of the Coaches competitions prize being something along the lines of trading one of their players which I do see happening.

Upstairs in the HOH room Britney is crying and Willie gets up from his KING bed and gives her hug telling her he's sorry. That none of the coaches are talking to her and that they are not talking to him and something about Janelle making a joke at his expense. Willie says he doesn't mind being sent home next week but to not confront him... OH REALLY? NOW Willie says it's Pointless to keep pushing who is going this week. OH WAIT. He just told Britney that if she wins the Coach team that he should give him the immunity "key" because he's in danger next week. MUTHA FUCKER YOU PUT YOURSELF THERE. But I get it, she picked him and she has to keep him in the game to win the money.

Britney is apologizing about something and Willie yet again insults all the coaches how no one has to listen to a fucking thing the coaches have to say... YET he's talking to HIS coach and listening to what she has to say. It's a DIRECT yet indirect insult aimed at her and the other coaches yet she just accepts it. It's really pathetic. Now she tells him that no one else in the house agrees with him, even after the meeting and he challenges her telling her they all do. Then Willie calls Joe a "bad cook" in regards to being named as one of the people who doesn't listen to him. FEELINGS HURT LITTLE BITTY WILLIE?

Britney has also started spewing hatred towards Janelle, like all other women in previous seasons that played with her. Saying to Shane and Willie that Janelle must think "I'm stupid" for not seeing her trying to work with me and Dan. She goes on to say that Janelle started all this house mess and the "cards falling apart" metaphor. Britney agrees with Shane and Willie wanting to play for themselves and how she will get "cliffnotes" from them in regards to what's going on in the game. Britney keeps saying she is with them "100 percent". She also keeps harping on Janelle wanting to push Wil to the end to win it. Not sure who and where that started from but I'm going to guess Willie. Janelle has mentioned to Dan that Britney is "brainwashed" by Willie and I'm seeing it for myself.

Willie says that Janelle will "blow up" on me at some point and Shane says "good". Shane is all over Willie's nuts. Catering and stroking Willie's ego. Willie thinks, along with Shane, that they have a strong alliance with JoJo and Frank and Ashley and how ONLY because in the past POV comp that Shane, Willie and Frank were the last of the 6 people competeing or the closest to winning the comp thus making them the "best" in the house. Willie WAS GIVEN HOH by Britney, he didn't win POV, who gives a fuck if you didn't win POV. Enough with the whole "we're going to run this house" bullshit.

Later Britney has cried to Janelle about how "sad" she is and how much she misses her husband. I also suspect she's mad and sad that her and Janelle might not be working together because of her bad pick aka Willie. Soon Big Brother calls for a lockdown outside and on the live feeds we see a man dressed as a robber or burglar in the storage room with a crew member. Joe jokes that "they" had better not be putting in keys next to the coaches pictures on the memory wall, there ARE key slots next to their photos. LOL.

Tuesday July 17th Part 2

So... let's get to the EPIC GAY ATTACK! Apparently Frank and Willie had a chat in the HOH and at some point Willie acted like Wil and threw his arms up in the air and had a "high pitched" voice mocking Wil when he stated he wanted to take 24 hours off from the game and talk no game yet he was still talking game.

Soooo Frank didn't like his chat with Willie, lied to his face abou working with him and still wants to backstab Willie next week if he stays. Frank goes downstairs and tells Joe about the gay mocking incident and Joe then told Janelle & Wil in the storage room and then told Ashley who acted like she was horrifed by it. Wil left the storage room after taking his own verbal stabs at Willie and gets emotional and cries in the MUSIC room with Kara and Jenn watching and hugging him and talking to him. Jenn is not down with the "homophobic" act by Willie and talks about gay power.

So fast forward to Britney finally finding out about the gay mocking thing and goes directly to Frank to question him about it. She finds out from an animated Frank that it did happen and that Willie was mocking Wil. Ashley is in the HOH room with Willie spilling what is going on downstairs and Willie is hearing about the gay mocking thing for the first time and comes off as "shocked". He claims he never did or said anything.

Britney comes upstairs and tells Willie right away "Willie, I'm going to be honest with you, you're screwed in this game". Willie wants to know who SAID IT. Britney says Frank told Joe who told Wil. Willie is PISSED THE FUCK OFF and starts rushing for the HOH door but Britney literally grabs his arm and with all the 99 pound force in her holds him back telling him not to go down there, her doing her Coach thing.

Willie is shocked and listens to them. Britney claims she defended Willie to Frank and the people downstairs and how she claims she was there and he didn't say or do it like how Frank says he did it. Willie is shocked that Frank would do this after claiming to want to work with him. Willie then says that Frank has to go. BACK TO FLIPPING the vote. Willie claims he's a man and that he can go downstairs whenever the fuck he wants YET HE STAYS IN THE HOH ROOM under his stinky covers that he sprays with air freshener. Britney is at the point of crying telling Willie how great of a man and person he is and how she trusts him. BITCH YOU BRAINWASHED. Jojo is up there standing by her man claiming she has to win HOH to protect Willie. Ashley doesn't make the same promise. LOL!

Willie says now that they better not say "one word to me or I'll knock a NIGGER OUT". LOL He realizes that he's on Big Brother After Dark on Showtime and says he didn't mean it like that and not trying to do or say another "slur". Ian is in there and hopefully he'll tell someone, just one person who will then spread it around. LOL! Oh Willie, YOU'RE SO FUCKED.

Willie is trying to work on Ian and I just don't care. Ian and Ashley make a dash to exit the HOH room. AWKWARD! Ashley tells Willie "I'm sorry" and Willie says "it's okay baby". Ashley continues to play 2 sides of the house BRILLANTLY. She's digusted with Willie downstairs and on his side upstairs. BRILLANT BIATCH! Ian does say before he leaves that the house needs to not use certain words aka "NIGGER". I know, I just wrote it down but I am using it in reference to what Willie uttered.

UH OH! Willie has gone downstairs!

WOW so an epic fight just went down... I mean holy shit. Willie went outside and sat on the backyard couches and just started going at it towards Frank. Frank was ready for it and they went back and forth. Willie tried to stand up and stand over Frank who was sitting in a chair, slouched in it, never getting up. Willie's points was he was "fighting" for Frank all week long to stay and that he never made fun of Wil. Frank's points was Willie LIED about never nominating him and then doing just that and then something about getting Frank upset towards Janelle's team to go after them next week, baiting him into going after other players crap.

Every time Frank had a good point to throw in Willie's face Willie would buckle under pressure and back down but then go into calling Frank a "piece of shit" and yelling out that he was "glad Kara gets to stay this week" crap. Mike rushed outside with a smile ready to see everything and he jumped in for "TV time" and started to accuse Wille of acting like a "King" and a "bully" and how he was throwing around crazy shit during the newbie meeting about how the Coaches had inside information about the houseguests.

And somehow "fruit loops" were brought into the fight and it was just funny, you'll see it on the show. And what's HILARIOUS is that neither Shane or JoJo stood up with Willie. Willie was ALL ALONE out there fighting his own battle. No one jumped to his aid. Frank kept saying he's an "honest dude" and would not leave the backyard.

Ian was kinda freaking the fuck out and walking inside, sitting on the couch, hearing the yelling. He then moved to the storage room pacing around and then came out to try to get into the Diary Room but Big Brother wouldn't let him in. He kept pacing around the house and muttering about how this is not the "appropiate" way to do things. Fighting makes Ian SUPER DUPER NERVOUS. He then came outside after the fight and asked if anyone wanted Digarno pizza. LOL! Everyone laughed except Willie.

Everyone was outside for the fight. But Wil didn't get involved regarding the gay issue. Joe kept barking earlier that he was ready to go AWF but didn't say much. Janelle almost got pulled in but she kept quiet.

Willie finally heads inside and goes upstairs but then heads back downstairs where he runs into Shane near the storage room. They enter the storage room and BITCH SHANE is quick to apologize for not jumping in and catering to Willie's ego. They talk in the storage room and in comes Janelle. She makes some shitty points about how Willie stated that if the All Stars came into the game to play that he would be after them so that kills any game talk or alliance with Willie in the future. She also says that Frank is a "fucking liar" and she warned both Shane and Willie about him and that they wouldn't listen to him, rubbing it in their faces.

Willie leaves the storage room and finds Jojo in the living room and wants to talk with her in the HOH so this bitch can now stroke his ego. By the way, Willie got Shane to tell him that if he got HOH that he will protect him next week... BULLSHIT! Then Jojo goes up to the HOH room and tells Willie the same thing but does bring up how she's in a tough spot being on Willie's side.

And then the house gets boring. Random chats and Willie running his mouth trying to get people on his side to cater to his damaged ego. Right now Dan is talking with Willie in the HOH room and I could give 2 shits about their talk.

Janelle and Mike talk outside by the hot tub about the votes. Janelle keeps bringing how there are four votes vs four votes with Willie as the tie breaker. They need a fifth vote to take the power away from Willie.

Willie just told Dan that he needs Britney to protect him with the Coach power key thing. Willie is all night long wanting people to protect him next week. He's even told JoJo about Britney needing to save him with the immunity but if JOJO WERE SMART she would realize that with Willie safe, that would leave her and Shane as targets to be evicted and to both be on the block. UM HELLO DUMBASS JOJO, get your head in the game, jump off that sinking ship and let Willie DROWN! Bitch needs to know when to ditch an idiot and leave a man behind.

That's it. Fuck Wille. May his game BURN in the coming week ahead.

Wednesday July 18th

Seriously fuck this first week with these people and Willie as HOH and Britney now hating on Janelle and Wil hating on Janelle, not sure why but calling her on her gameplay of using him as a "fag hag" thing--- anyways, fuck the nominees, who gives a fuck who's going home, someone has to leave first week. Danielle, Kara, Jojo, Shane, Dan, Ashley, fuck all them for dying on their swords for Willie... oh my fucking god FUCK THIS WEEK. I Just can't, this is the first season I could give a fuck whatelse happens this week in the Big Brother house. Just like Janelle says "Thursday can't come fast enough". HONEY YOU RIGHT!

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July 16, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Shane Slippery, Super Tan & Ready For Kiss Kiss?

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July 15, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Shane Shirtless, Lean, Tan & Flexing?

So far Shane is really the ONLY man in the house that has a BODY. Frank has nice arms but a horrible hairy chest. I mean I love me some hairy furry chests but Frank's isn't so hot. I have those screencaps to post in the future. Joe is a "bear" of sorts. Ian is a hairy twink, LOVE his hairy furry legs. This has to mean Ian has a furry twink butt. Who else is there.

Mike Booger is not an option of sexy. Willie is just covered in a flubber glob of a messy skin. Wil is lean and fit for those into his type of body. Don't even get me started on Dan. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK BIG BROTHER? Where's the Jessie this season? Where's the Mike this season? Where's the Roddy this season? FAIL ON BIG BROTHER'S PART, EPIC MUTHA FUCKING FAIL!

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July 13, 2012

Big Brother 14 | First Screencaps Of 2012! Ian & Willie Are Looking Delish Tonight

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Big Brother 14 | 1st Night... Frank Is A Huge Target, Janelle & Britney Team Up!

Let's play catch up.

Gotta make this real quick. Midnight hours are in full swing.

Jenn, the tattooed Lesbian, is having a "girls night out" with the ladies in the HOH room. Jenn has admitted to never having slept with a man and calls herself a "golden" lesbian. She loves every part of a woman. The women, Janelle, Jojo, Kara, Ashley, Britney, all toast to that.

Downstairs in the Game room Dan works and talks and works with an extra paranoid Danielle. Danielle seems to be freaking the fuck out about her aka Dan's team being targeted again this week. Dan is doing his "coach" thing by telling her how the house is and how it is going to play out. Come on, it's a different year Dan, different rules apply here. This is NOT the season you played some years ago.

When the feeds returned tonight we did find Mike Booger talking with Willie, the current HOH, about what to do and how to handle POV, which is going to be played tomorrow. Jojo is hosting the competiton. Frank is nominated and I think he's against Kara. Frank is on Mike's team and of course Mike is fighting to keep Frank in the game. Both agree that Frank is a "big" target in the house and that maybe keeping Frank in the house is a target that is bigger than Willie's possible target next week.

Mike tells Willie that he is not going to tell anyone in the house about their conversation. LIE. Both say the same thing to each other. LIE. Britney comes into the HOH room where Mike and Willie are talking and asks to use the "restroom". She is of course keeping tabs on what's going on. Britney does NOT like Mike AT ALL!

Britney moves into the restroom allowing the guys to talk but all are aware a talk is going on. Britney then comes out of the restroom and chats a bit before heading downstairs. She is quick to report to her girls. Janelle, Kara, Jojo are all in the SHOE room and Britney is spilling what Mike is up to to them. All agree that don't like Mike and Britney is mad hating on Mike as is Janelle.

Mike has now come downstairs and both he and Frank head into the storage room to "talk". Here Mike spills what he talked with Willie about to Frank. Frank understands and knows he's a target. Something about Mike saying how Frank wants to work with Britney's team this week for next week but really it's all about just Mike not having any of his members leave this week. Mike is wanting Daniele to go up against Kara if Frank does win POV and pull himself off. Mike wants someone from Dan's team out since Janelle's team is NOT an option.

Britney is now talking with Dan in the MUSIC room about Mike and Frank. Dan says that Danielle or Kara were somewhere in the house and Frank came up to them and took his shirt off and I guess made them uncomfortable and how they were hoping Dan would come over and save her from Frank. Both are aware that Mike is talking with Frank in the storage room.

Britney and Dan both go to the storage room and open the door to find Mike and Frank in super game talk. Both laugh and Mike knows he's been caught and asks for "1 minute" more to talk before they can come in and grab whatever they are suppose to get. Point is the other All Stars are fully aware of Mike's game antics and he's exposed in every direction. Mike just has to face that this week he IS going to lose someone on his team.

Back to the midnght hours. Britney is now talking with Russell- I MEAN Willie. About how she wants Willie to do what he wants yet at the same time do what she wants but telling him he needs to do what he can to get himself further, BLAH BLAH BLAH. What we get from the covnersation is Britney wants Willie to be "creeped" out by Mike but he really isn't. And Willie does admti that he is NOT putting up anyone from Janelle's team up on the block if POV is used. It looks like either Dan or Mike are losing a person this week.

Later Britney is talking with Willie, Ashley in the HOH room. Britney is calling Dan "sneaky" and how he is playing the game. I mean they all are but this week Dan I guess isn't suppose to be playing. I did forget to mention that the girls drinking earlier did note that Danielle has been missing for some time. She has been getting TALKED TO from Dan this entire NIGHT.

Ashley point blank asks Willie what Mike wants him to do this week. Willie laughs saying Mike wants to "save his ass this week" but then implys that nothing really matters until after POV. He does say this week is really about Dan and Mike playing against each other this week. All this is going to do is make Dan and MIke align next week if the HOH ball is in their court. It would make the most sense because NO ONE wants Janelle and Britney to remain strong on their side of the house. Yes THEIR SIDE. House is already divided. Dan and Mike's team versus the girls' side. Dan will of course shift to whoever has power each week but really it is the boys vs the girls.

Dan has escaped

Wil is expressing his ANGER or frustration that involves beer to Janelle and Britney in the storage room. Something about "don't fuck with me" and how Jojo took his half drunken beer when the girls decided earlier tonight that all the beer would go to the women tonight and the beer goes to the men the next night. So Wil plans on talking with Jenn tomorrow about how she laughed "behind his back" about taking his beer and some bullshit petty thing. There's also talk about the three hating on Daniele. Not sure what she did to them but Janelle says "fuck her" in regards to Danielle being brought up. DAMN! KITTY KAT SCRATCH FEVER!

Now they talk about Mike "BOOGER". Britney says that Dan came to her earlier in the storage room about how he wants his team, Janelle and Britney's team to go after Mike until he's out of the game. Janelle and Wil are both down for that. Wil brings up "cocky" Mike is acting and Britney says how Dan mentioned how his ladies, Danielle and Kara, are creeped out by Mike. Janelle calls Mike a "douche bag" and "Booger". Janelle makes fun of Dan coming up to her earlier and saying to her "you know you can trust me right". All three want Mike out and are all over him leaving.

Now they talk about how if Frank doesn't win POV that the nominations stay the same. Britney agrees that Willie is getting a little "brainwashed" by Mike about keeping Frank in the house. They all know Frank is Mike's best player. Janelle agrees that they all need to be on Willie about him not getting promised the world by both Frank and Mike. Britney says that Frank is not good for his end game and how keeping Frank only allows Frank to come after him next week if he gets power. Janelle is drunk by the way. Now Janelle says Kara is not a threat to anyone right now so she is not an option of being sent home this week.

All three talk about their dislike for Ian and how he "reports" what is going on to everyone downstairs what's going on in the HOH room aka Girls night. They tell Wil that if he wins HOH next week that he HAS to put up Ian and Jenn, since both are on Mike's team. Ian has NOT been playing well with the ladies. He NEEDS to play well with the ladies to win Big Brother.

What else. Let's recap night one. Frank and Kara are nominated. Kara is on Dan's team and Frank is on Mike's team. Frank is the main target. POV is tomorrow. I believe Wil is playing and if he wins it he is NOT using POV. Shane is also playing for POV. Mike is the HUGE target this week, his team at least. Ashley is hurt, her back, and is on some kind of meds. She feels down and sad and cried earlier. Everyone is trying to bring her out of her funk.

Back to the storage room. Kara and Wil talk alone. Kara is scared that if Frank comes off the block that she goes home over anyone. She is scared this week. She wants Jojo to go up if Frank comes off but that is NOT going to happen. Wil is pushing that if Kara wins POV that she should not use POV on herself because Frank will go home but COME ON, if you win POV use it on yourself. Fuck what everyone wants! Kara does want Shane to throw POV to let Kara win it if they are the final 2 in the comp tomorrow. Kara worries about Willie and the deals he's made this week.

In the SHOE room Jenn is spilling her game antics tonight, hanging out with the "girls" and getting info for her teammate Frank. She does admit she's picking up Mike's game antics and laughs about it. Jenn tells Frank he has a "strong shot" at POV tomorrow and how he was put up for being a "bad ass" in the house. Frank pushes how if he's still in the house that Willie's target is smaller. This may be the angle that is scaring Willie into keeping Frank this week. Jenn is scared to go up against Kara and get sent out if Frank wins POV. Jenn says "nice doesn't keep you in the game" regarding if she's up against Kara later this week.

Later Frank, Jenn and Wil talk at the kitchen table. Mostly about Jojo starting shit in the house. Will is AGAIN bitching about how she took his beer and drank and laughed about it behind his back. If there's going to be a fight on the feeds it is going to be between Wil and Jojo. TRU DAT!

SUPER GROSS! Shane is giving Jojo a back massage in the GAME room and Jojo is egging on Shane about a final 2 together with him. How they would be the most "good looking" final 2 ever and how both have to deal with both sexes coming onto them outside the house. You know, just how GOOD LOOKING they both are. Jojo does admit she is aware that people in "here" can't handle her or are intimated by her. Shane says 'fuck 'em". Jojo says that you are the only thing that laughs at her jokes and humor. Both are stroking each other's egos... and maybe later each other's DICKS.

Willie and Frank are now talking in the HAVE NOT bedroom. Willie is preparing for Frank to win POV and is making a deal with him in case he wins POV. Willie just wants to smooth things over and Frank questions if Britney is trying to get him out. Willie doesn't want Frank to put him up next week as he pitches the idea that they need to not target each other to keep bigger targets in the house, to go after other people BUT Willie, you DID put Frank on the block and he has to fight for his life to stay soooo if Frank does win and stay and gets HOH then it only makes sense for him to gun after you next week. Willie says "I'm not gunning for you to go home" and wants Frank to know that the house is after him, NOT ME!

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD! Wil is going on and on about Jojo taking his beer in the storage room to Janelle and now Joe. Janelle tells them both that they have to stick together aka win her 100,000 grand. Janelle tells Joe that Mike is after Joe and trying to get him on the block. WELL PLAYED JANIE! Earlier Britney talked about Mike trying to pit everyone against each other but here's Janie doing the same thing. Points for everyone!

Janelle is annoyed that Mike is always up in the HOH room and says how Willie is easily manipulated. She of course likes Willie. Big Brother calls for Mike to go to the Diary Room and Janelle says for Mike to get the "fuck out" of the HOH room and then rolls her eyes. If Janie asks for Mike to get taken out of the HOH room Big Brother is willing to help her out.

Janelle then says that Mike BOOGER can be up in the HOH for hours but that Janelle is up there all night with Willie and tells BOOGER "good luck with that". Apparently Jojo is just not a threat to win HOH. Everyone is pushing the idea that if Frank stays this week that he just automatically wins HOH. COME ON, anyone can win! Britney comes into the storage room and Janelle continues ON AND ON about Mike BOOGER, as she refers to him, as always being in the HOH room and how she can't hid her feelings of being sick of Mike.

Janelle DEMANDS for a HOH meeting now with teams with power this week, aka her and Britney's team. She says if Ian is up there that they need to ask him and Jenn to leave. Joe, Janelle, Britney and Wil all charge out of the storage room and run into Willie and grab him by the arm and pull him up to the HOH room. He laughs wondering what's going on and says they look like they are all about to go beat someone up.

When reaching up to the top they find Dan up there and Jenn. Dan takes the hint and leaves but Jenn remains. Ian comes into the HOH room now of course annoying Janelle. Frank pops in to say goodnight.

Downstairs Danielle tells Dan how Kara was crying and sobbing and how she doesn't want to talk to anyone and it's about being on the block. I mean DANIELLE seriously needs to talk about every damn thing with Dan and get his COACH aspect on EVERY SINGLE DAMN THING. Danielle must be exhausting to Dan. Not even I want to hear it.

Back upstairs Jenn and Ian get the hint about people upstairs wanting to "sleep" so they leave. Janelle laughs to Willie and Ashley how she is upset with Mike always being up in the HOH room and how she can't take it anymore. They all call Jenn as being "snooping" and being "sneaky". Britney and Janelle want to know from Willie on what's going on. Willie then LIES to Britney about how nothing is going on with his talks with Mike's people.

Both believe or wonder if Willie is going to actually play hard for POV, maybe throw it for Frank to win it himself. Willie downplays the idea of it all but gets grilled by Janelle and Britney about what's really going on with his talks with Mike and Frank. They know what's up and they just want Frank to be honest with them but he is holding back. Willie keeps pushing how POV has yet to be played and to wait until after it has been played.

Wil has joined the HOH crew to discuss stuff. Janelle is pushing to Willie that Frank is NOT going to work with Willie at all. That he's Willie's biggest threat. Willie is crumbling and now just listening to the ladies. the MENTORS, the COACHES. Now Willie starts pushing hard how Kara is his number one target. How Kara will win HOH and go after him and how whoever she puts up against him on the block that he is going home. Someone has spooked him in regards to Kara. I mean why the FUCK is he scared of Kara of all people?!?!

Daniele has gone up to the HOH door ringing the doorbell. EVERYONE in the HOH room, Wil, Joe, Janelle, Britney all scatter and run into the bathroom laughing, turning off the HOH lights hoping Daniele leaves. She comes in as Willie answers the door. She being a nurse, not sure if anyone if still knows this, is wanting to help get Ashley downstairs. Ashley makes it known it is hard for her to get up and get up. She is on "heavy meds" and Danielle is in full on nurse mode. Britney starts to help assist Ashely getting up off the bed and the feeds get cut. Willie did sugges that Ashley see a doctor.

Back in the HOH bathroom, Joe, Wil and Janelle talk. Here Janelle reveals her true feelings about Dan. How when he talks to her all she thinks is he is just "working" her and playing her to keeping him in the game. She says she's smart enough to see through him and even though she likes him she knows it is not best to keep him around. She brings up again how Dan tried to come up to her talking about how she can trust him but she can't.

Kara continues to cry to Dan in the SHOE room. Willie has moved into the HOH room with Joe, Janelle and Wil. He continues to bitch about Kara being after him and they all tell she isn't after him. Willie FINALLY reveals that Frank has offered a "safe week" deal with him next week. Janelle pushes for Willie to have the same deal with Kara.

Okay, i'm done. You've got the jest of what's going on tonight.

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July 12, 2012

OMFG Big Brother 14 Returns Tonight!!!!

There's talk of returning houseguests returning to play their own game and win their own prize. There's talk of someone either and/or both getting evicted tonight and/or walking out within 24 hours of first entering the house! The Have Not crap twist returns but the room is awesome looking! Plus there's leaked live feed footage and screencaps showing the 4 returning houseguests.

Don't act like you don't want to know. It's OFFICIAL who's returning

Janelle, Mike Boogie, Dan and Britney. I mean we ALL arleady knew that but now it's official.

Big Brother After Dark returns tonight too. I hope to have my first screencaps tonight up of the men and their not so sexy bodies. I mean seriously... what happened to casting an actual "hunk" this season. I mean WHAT THE FUCK!

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July 9, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Oh, There IS A Lesbian This Season... Meet Jenn!

And let's not forget our resident SUPER GAY this season, Wil!

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July 8, 2012

Real World St. Thomas | Trey Is Just Always Shirtless. I Mean ALWAYS Shirtless On The Show. Wow!

I can't wait to see him and his banging body on the new Challenge filming right now in Eastern Europe!

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July 7, 2012

Game Wood 3 | Kaidan Alenko & His MAN Commander Shepard 2

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July 6, 2012

Big Brother 14 | Returning Houseguests, Shane Shirtless!!!, 1 Gay Houseguest, Not Enough Man Candy

First off! SHANE SHIRTLESS already! Sneak fucking peek in the video above!

I will say I've investigated the new cast. My quick first impressions is I'm all about Ian, the "nerd" of the season. I think he's highly adorkable cute and very sexy in a "gonna make alot of money later in life" kind of way. I'm all for him pushing through to the end to win. I really don't want this to be a season where Willie, Russell Hantz better looking hotter brother, gets pushed to the end by executive producer slash manipulator of the game aka Allison Grodner. The cast itself is very well done, except maybe for the last minute replacement of Mike, the sailing instructor. They put in a chef by the name of Joe, I think, and he's got these crazy eyes in both of his online photos. CRAY CRAY!

As for the new returning houseguests twist. I suspect that four, along with the rest of the web, are Janelle from season 6, Dan from season 10, Mike Booger from season 2 and either Britney or Natalie from a few seasons ago. Natalie, making it to the final 2 her season, could play the role as the 2nd "villian" or they could just go with a fan favorite in the form of Britney from season Enzo. I suspect the show wants to give her a 2nd chance since she screwed herself royally her season. Bitch could have won the entire show had she made it to the end.

Once the four "mentors" are brought in I suspect they will chose 3 new houseguests to be on their team. The returning houseguests will be playing for their own separate prize money but I could see the survivoring returning houseguests that make it past the halfway point to become officialy players to win the grand prize. It would make sense for 3 mentors to team up their 3 teams to go against one mentor and their team.

Janelle, Britney need to pull in Dan to go against Mike Booger. Get his sorry ass out. But Dan, if he's smart, would want to keep another LARGE target in front of him aka another winner in the game so that people could go after Mike over Dan. I expect a returning houseguest to be the first evicted if the newbies can make it happen. And that person should be a winner and most likely the least liked which would be Mike.

As for the only SUPER DUPER GAY hosueguest, Wil, not much to say about him. I hope he's funny, a laugh riot.

And the man candy in the house is so far just not there. I think I will have to see them all shirtless when they release the "pool" photo of everyone outside in their swimsuits.

Gotta go. And yes I'll be posting stills and covering the season but not as intensely as I have previous seasons. My job is slammed this summer so I'm going to try to make time for Big Brother in my busy busy life. I HAVE TO MAKE ROOM for this show because I'm just still addicted to it.

And now that Big Brother has started... I could give 2 shits about The Glass House. CANCELLED!

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July 5, 2012

Big Brother 14 Houseguests, Twist Revealed Today!!!

So the first handful of houseguests have been revealed. One tried out for American Idol. Another is related to Russell & Brandon Hantz from Survivor. Another is a playmate but who really cares about that. No bodybuilders or fitness models this year. DAMN IT!

But it looks like we do have a SUPER DUPER REALLY DUPER GAY Housguest this year! His name is Wil and he could very much be the funniest houseguest this year. Expect him to last all the way through to the jury.

Keep checking out CBS.com's Big Brother website for the cast reveal! I'll most likely be at my day job so you'll all know the details of who's in the house and what they have to say about playing the game.

The "leaked" twist this year seems to be returning houseguests or All Stars getting another chance to play through the idea of being "mentors" to the new houseguests. Something about picking their teams and if their team makes it past a certain point then I think they become actual players rather than just mentors who are there to either help or fuck up your game.

Here's a few TV spots & leaked interviews featuring the new cast. Enjoy! Here's hoping Willie is manly gay!!!

And hello, why didn't this bicep hunk make the cut? I get it, he's boring as FUCK but he is eye candy, all summer long.

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July 2, 2012

Game Wood 3 | Kaidan Alenko & His MAN Commander Shepard

Okay, like I know this game has been out for some ions and all but I've just heard and grabbed myself over these photos and video of the romance between Kaidan Alenko & His MAN Commander Shepard from Mass Effect 3. I mean HOT DAMN!

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July 1, 2012

Uh Oh! | Magic Mike Exposes Itself Online!

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Real World St. Thomas | Trey Unleashes His Man Ness All Over The Island!

About that first episode. It reminded me of the seasons back during the good ol' days like Seattle, Hawaii, New Orleans. The cast works, doesn't seem like a bunch of party animals who drink day and night. This cast seems to work for me. I actually look forward to watching the entire season. I have to admit I haven't seen the past few seasons in full. St. Thomas has caught my attention and Tre is the sole reason.

As for the tired bullshit of that cray cray roomie's jealously over Trey and his adopted "girlfriend" of episode one... well, he'll get over it. All someone has to tell him is that once they start exploring the island that he'll most likely connect with someone out there that isn't like any of his roommates. Done and done.

I will say this season does look like it lacks "real" drama. The "this season on..." trailer doesn't really expose much drama. So... hopefully I, we, don't loose interest as the show plays out.

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