July 23, 2012
Big Brother 14 | Shane Wins POV! Danielle To Be Evicted
Saturday July 21st
All right! So Shane has won POV. Um... the new target as of today is Danielle. An attempt by Mike Boogie through Frank to take out Dan. BUT I suspect Wil from Janelle's team may prove to be an even more tempting target. BUT now with this Thursday proving that four people will be evicted, five if you include Dan leaving with Danielle, that the game is moving far too fast that one would wonder if the Coaches would become part of the game Thursday night. Does this mean Dan will leave the house but then re-enter before the HOH comp.
Man would cry out that that is NOT fair and that Alison Grodner is only doing it to save Dan. So with that said if the house continues pushing for Danielle's eviction that would take out Dan from the game... well Alison Grodner is just fucked on how she'll bring Dan back. Does sequestor start for Dan suddenly even though it did NOT start with Kara?
Dan would have to leave in order for the Coach twist to have worked the way it should have. BUT expect the Diary Room to manipulate and twist the house into keeping Dan and going after Janelle's Wil. I still can't believe Janelle didn't save Wil this week. She saved Ashley so people wouldn't feel that she thought Wil was her golden ticket to win this game and even Ashley said at the dinner table that she still doesn't understand why Janelle saved her. NEITHER DO WE GIRL, NEITHER DO WE!
Sooo with all this said I don't expect Dan to be leaving this week. I expect Wil to be the main target this week. Frank can use the spiel that he's put up due to his high risk of winning the social aspect of this game. I know it's week 2 but it's a solid reason to put him up and evict him. Thanks for being such a great damn BUTTERFLY this week Wil!
Danielle in the house has already figured out she will be the replacement nominee once Shane uses POV on himself. She has cried and begged to be let into the Diary room so no one can see her ball her eyes out.
Shane may be an idiot in the game because he almost offered the POV save for Jojo who almost took it but stayed humble and told him to use it on himself. Shane.. YOU WIN POV TO USE ON YOURSELF, never on anyone else unless you're off the block already. IDIOT! Jojo says she will work with Shane until the end or until they sleep together and he doesn't talk to her the next day.
You see last night Jojo and Shane were laying in bed and Jojo thought of the "brillant" idea to want to get on top of Shane and "act out" sex noises to freak out Ian when really she wants to turn that sex play act into actual sex and a make out session with Shane. He did brush her off and treated it like a joke but she is going to try again tonight. PATHETIC. Shane ain't into Kara or Jojo. THAT MUTHA TRUCKER IS SUPER GAY for Wil! I'm just saying!
He mentioned Kara's legs 2 or 3 times in her goodbye video but really Wil has long luscious model legs. So was Shane really talking about Wil's legs??? I'm JUST SAYING!
The house has gone boring. Oh, Jojo and Shane want to say "Fuck you Willie" on the live show but they both know they can't get away with that so they won't do it. Hopefully they'll say "Duck You Willie". LOL!
Sunday July 22nd
A day of boredom. Since Willie left the house has had time to breathe and just have casual talk and fun. Nothing really game changing. POV ceremony is back to Mondays. Shane will of course save himself. The only thing that should happen is a surprise "backdoor" rather than the predictable Danielle going on the block. I get why Jojo is a target but really... I want her in the house longer to snap and maybe get into a KITTY CAT CUNT FIGHT with Janelle. Danielle is just BORING!
Monday July 23rd
Shane uses POV and Danielle is the replacement nominee. DONE. Janelle was indeed nervous that Wil would be backdoored but he wasn't. Frank is targeting what he considers to be "floaters". The target was first to be Jojo but it may have shifted to Danielle in hopes of taking out Dan. Mike, who's in control of Frank's HOH, has strongly suggested that Jojo be taken out due to people being unable to work with her in the long run when really Mike is after the chance of keeping Dan, along with Janelle, Britney and himself in the game in hopes that if the Coaches are asked to enter the game that they will join forces against the house who will be after them no doubt.
Now even though Mike is in control of Frank's HOH the house is in control on who goes home. Jojo being the type of person she is getting get on the house's DAMN NERVES. At one point today Jojo and Britney are talking in the HOH room. Britney is warning Jojo that the house is annoyed by her and that if she is voted out it is "100 percent personal" and that if Danielle is evicted that it is "100 percent game". She lists the multiple reasons why it would be benefit the house if Danielle leaves but the house taking out Jojo is solely based on people not wanting to be around Jojo. She has instructed Jojo to remain quiet, not act up and to be in the background until Danielle is evicted. YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
Jojo and Shane are DONE with Janelle. Shane can't stand her and neither can Jojo. Maybe due to the slop diet but they hate that she's able to shift from every side of the house. Shane tells Jojo that he wants to campaign the house against Danielle, his SHOWMANCE, but he doesn't realize that he and Jojo are still on Willie's sinking ship. DOWN THEY GO!
Now with Willie officially gone from the game and the clear targets are no longer clear, well, the house is created infinity targets. Everyone is after everyone and there are millions of reasons to go after someone. This person is a floater. This person is annoying. This person doesn't deserve it. This other person is an idiot. That other person needs to go for having a final 2 deal with another person. You name the houseguest in the house, they have multiple targets next week if they win HOH. There's no clear... I'M GOING AFTER YOU DIRECTLY agendas in the house, especially since Janelle isn't an actual player to be nominated.
This week is going to be nuts as targets and facts and lies are shared. The build up is happening now and the eruption of "he said, that bitch said, that fucker said" is coming to a head later this week before eviction. This week is a slow build up, you must be patient young padawan.
Monday July 23rd Part 2
"You're not a floater. A floater is someone who goes back and forth between teams and talks shit" says Shane to Ashley in the Have Not room.. .LOL. I point and laugh at Shane for being a DUMBASS! So desperate he'll take Ashley in a heartbeat to strenghten his pathetic side of the house. Let's discuss how he got here and why he hates Janelle so much.
So as midnight passes and Tuesday arrives we have Ashley "torn" and "emotional" between Shane's side of the house that includes Britney, Jojo and... um... well that's it. Ashley still has "great" things to say about Willie and really misses Kara and now regrets voting out Kara... WHY? We know that's an EPIC LIE because in the Diary Room Ashley told the world that she voted out Kara because she was scared that Kara was going to be the ultimate floater and that's the role Ashley wanted to play. And now she has that role. Going back and forth between Shane's side of the house and Janelles.
Janelle's alliance (of this week) that includes Frank, Wil, Joe, Danielle, Jenn and Ian is fully aware of Ashley's noticable back and forth attempts between Shane's side and Janelle's side. Ashley claims she broke down in the storage room and Jenn caught her and then spread it around the house that Ashley was emotional. Ashley told Jenn about a "final 2" deal with Ian and Frank that either exists or doesn't but the idea of it is in the house and it is spreading. Jenn didn't like hearing it and told the house that Ashley told her.
You see Ashley told Janelle this earlier and later when Janelle finds Frank, Wil, Joe and Jenn talking about it in the kitchen she plays dumb as if hearing it for the first time. They all realize it came from Kara on eviction night as a last minute ditch effort to save herself and it almost worked as Ashley was looking for voting guidance from Janelle right before she walked into the Diary Room to vote. Janelle told her it wasn't true. Shane noticed the last minute whispers by the way.
This, among other many reasons, are why Shane HATES Janelle. The sound of drunken Janie in the house as he hears them from jail cell aka the Have Not room drives him insane and almost to the point of confronting her. He hates how she's "best friends" with Frank this week and how she is telling Mike Boogie how much she likes him this week when just 2 weeks ago she couldn't stop trashing him. But Shane... this is HOW you play Big Brother. You change week to week and you adapt. FUCKING HOT IDIOT.
So at one point last night Ashley was brought up to the HOH room where she's talking out her problems to Frank, Wil and Janelle. She tries to explain how she can't talk to this person or that person without being judged or people getting paranoid. BLAH BLAH BLAH. She somehow references that she wants to play the game aka The Real World or that's something Wil came up with on his own in their talk with her.
She leaves and goes downstairs and WHO THE FUCK DOES ASHLEY SPILL HER CHAT WITH... Shane, Jojo and Britney in the Have Not room. She tells them everything! She even hates on Janelle for playing like a "man" with no emotion. Shane wants to take out Janelle's team and he mentions to Britney before Ashley got there that he did try to pitch the idea of backdooring Wil this week, a basic stab at Janelle indirectly.
Shane claims to have caught Wil in many "lies" and all talk about how "ruthless" Wil is in the game. Shane is an idiot because out by the hottub earlier he talked to Wil and mentioned how hard it was in his spot always being on the block and fighting for your life. Wil tried to relate to him by saying that if Shane won HOH that he and Joe would probably be on the block BUT Shane apparently thinks Wil lied saying how Frank could have nominated Wil and Joe this week even though Shane and the world knows Wil & Joe are in an alliance with Frank. So Shane just isn't smart in the game. He's smart when it comes to winning POV but out on the first HOH question... wow.
What sucks is if this week's HOH is a crap shot... Shane just might win it. If he does then Ashley is damn good with Shane's tiny alliance. She's safe off the block either way whoever wins next week. BUT Wil has told Janelle up in the HOH room that he doesn't trust Ashley. And he's RIGHT not to. Janelle tells him "noooooo" and that he should trust her but he doesn't.
Because downstairs in the Have Not room Ashley trashes Wil to Shane's group and talks about not trusting him and that she doesn't want to be in Wil's alliance. That she's only with them all by default. LOL. Shane is eating this up. So is Jojo. Jojo tells Ashley that "we love you" and Shane agrees and tells her what he thinks is the right thing to get Ashley working on his side of the house. Ashley is LOVING THRIVING on the floater position and she's good at it. DAMN GOOD.
Outside by the hot tub Wil vents to Joe about his distrust with Ashley and her antics this week and last week. I think he hates how Ashley is safe with both sides of the house. Both guys agree that Ashley is a "bad link" in their chain and that at some point she will be dealt with.
And here's how much of a douche bag the "honorable" Shane wants to be. He wants other people to lie about Joe saying he was going through Frank's stuff in the HOH room. What prompted this was Joe stuck his head in to see Ashley talking with Jojo and Frank AFTER they just talked to her about talking with the other side of the house. Yes Ashley can do what she wants but if she's part of an alliance, there are consquences for doing what she's doing.
Ashley feeds into Shane and Jojo by telling them Janelle is a "bully" and that she doesn't want Ashley around in the game YET Janelle saved Ashley this week from the block. Ashley knows what she's doing with these 2 morons. And the part that made everyone laugh is when Shane tells them that Britney has "giving them good advice" YET Willie's gone, Shane and Jojo were both nominated this week and Jojo is so far going home this week with Shane still being a target next week. WELL DONE BRITNEY.
Shane and Jojo are now alone in the Have Not room calling Janelle a "bitch" and were hoping that Wil would have been backdoored so they could see the "look on her face". Shane has this INTENSE hate for Janelle that it is crazy. Well folks we know who he's going after if the Coaches are brought into the game as players... Shane just can't hide his true feelings.
Britney rejoins Ashley, Jojo and Shane in the Have Not room and the plan to lie to Frank about Joe going through his stuff is in the works. Ashley wants to be the one to actually tell Frank in a round about kind of way. This is their attempt at getting Janelle's team versus Mike's team. PATHETIC. Britney is down for it. They also make fun of Janelle wanting to make Cookies fresh and how she doesn't want to use the "already baked" ones. Yet both Britney and Ashley talk about how they've got eaten 5 and 2 of Janelle's cookies. The HATEeroade is being passed around quiet nicely among these losers.
Tuesday July 24th
Well I've been sick today so I've been watching the feeds but haven't had the full strength to update.
So let's make this quick. Ashley is all over the house. She's in Jenn's ear, Janelle's, Shane's, Britney's. She's everyone's best friend, she trashes everyone to everyone else and somehow no one tells the people Ashley is trashing because they feel like they are absolute friends with Ashley and on one else. Ashley comes off crazy but she IS working the entire room and no one has started talking with each other.
Bitch gonna get caught. She comes off good but someone is going to talk to someone else about her and their conversations with Ashley are going to be shared and the girl is going to get exposed. She's this year's Shelly and she WILL be caught. Mark my words. She is NOT getting to final 2 with this type of gameplay. She NEEDS to win HOH this week in order to save her ass from being evicted next week.
The day has been quiet in terms of master gameplay. Ashley really is the only one who's working the house. No one else cares to talk game today. Well maybe except for Jojo but she's been muzzled by Britney to keep her mouth shut.
Wednesday July 25th
Another day of boredom. Jojo is working the room, trade cigarettes for votes with Joe, pleading with everyone that she can be better for them in the game versus Danielle. Hell I don't even know what the fuck the house wants to send out tomorrow. Most likely it'll come to a 3 vs 3 vote with Frank deciding who leaves. He may just evict Danielle to take out Dan but not if Mike has his way. Mike may either want Dan to stick around per the Diary Room pressure or he'll want Dan out so he can have an easier ticket to the end. The problem with Dan gone is Mike can't hold a target in front of him.
What else... that's it. Exciting fall alseep at your computer kind of day.
Posted by guytvblog at July 23, 2012 9:31 PM