July 26, 2012
Big Brother 14 | Buh Bye JoJo! Shane Wins HOH! Janelle Wins Coach Competiton! Shane Wins... OMFG... POV Again!
Thursday July 26th
So last night into the midnight hours the cast got to play with some random weird looking hockey crapshoot HOH game thing. Who cares who practiced late or who kept dunking it in. It's a crapshoot so anyone can win. Shane thinks he has it down but we'll see if he wins HOH. We'll see.
Jojo is the next to go. What's the reason to evict her? I don't really know. It makes the most sense to take out Danielle and Dan, that would be the "smart" thing playing in advance that coaches could come into the game so might as well take out another houseguest that could get to the end aka Danielle and Dan, the coach who you really don't want to go into the final 2 with. That's 2 people out.
Why they're taking out Jojo is just Frank's way of getting "revenge" for Willie. Since Willie left the game and gave Frank an empty feeling of lack of purpose, it seems that Jojo is the next best victim, you know, since Shane won POV. Frank wants his revenge for almost leaving week one and someone is going to pay for it. And her name would be Jojo.
There was a talk in the storage room between Ashley and Jojo. Jojo calling Ashley indirectly yet attacking all the other houseguests as being idiots and sheep flocking under the "men's" spell. Ashley just kept trashing everyone in the house to make Jojo feel better and she kept hating on her alliance even though admitting she IS part of her alliance. Ashley is just so transparent trying to relate and "be there" and hate the people that's she's suppose to hate-- It's just all BULLSHIT.
If I was standing in that room I'd call her out and tell her that I'm onto you Ashley, so full of shit and smug with this ego that you can play everyone. Fuck you Ashley. I'm going to take you out of this game. And then walk away out of the storage room. I'd expose that bitch. CAN'T STAND HER. She's telling Jojo how she's her friend and that all her "Friends" are leaving, Kara and Willie.
Enough with Ashley. I need her to be on the block. I NEED HER TO BE ON THE BLOCK!
I'll report back after the live show to see what's next in store for this season's houseguests.
So Jojo was evicted by everyone except Shane. And then Shane goes on to win HOH. I forget who came in 2nd. Danielle came in 2nd! Had Shane missed like I thought he did at the beginning then we would have Danielle in EPIC POWER.
Britney of course celebrated as if she is like the best coach like EVER! When the feeds came back we have Shane smiling as big as he can while Joe and Frank sit at the table along with other houseguests.. quiet and chiming in with words. Joe knows he's on the hot seat. Frank knows he's going up. But will Shane do something unpredictable? He HATES Janelle so will he only go after Janelle's players? Joe and Wil. Britney will be chirping in his ear about how Janelle needs to be dealt with.
When the feeds came back we find Ashley ALREADY KISSING MAJOR ASS to Britney. OH MY FUCKING GOD I hate how good Ashley has it in the game. She sucked up to Jojo, Shane and Britney all last week, talking about hating Janelle and her alliance and now she's in good with Brit's side this week. Safe from the block without even having won a damn immunity of any kind. Shit last week Janelle, tricked by Ashley, gave Coach immunity to her thinking she was Team Janelle. Ashley is Team Entire Household.
Ashley is sucking up to a new self righteous Britney in the bathroom. Britney is thrilled certain players who are "insensitive" are going to get a taste of what it feels like to be on the bottom. I'm guessing she's talking about Janelle's players, Wil & Joe. What makes me throw up is Britney says "how does my jeans look Ash... ASH!" Britney thinks she's best friends with Ashley to nickname her ASH.
OH MY FUCKING GOD Ashley is going to win this fucking game. I hate how good she is in the first 2 weeks. FLAWLESS game. The house isn't going to even hint at Ashley playing both sides this week or every side for that matter. They are going to turn on each other to save themselves from the block. Ashley has it DAMN GOOD this week.
Everyone is in the kitchen now eating and Shane is smiling still, talking, laughing, joking. Talking about sleeping in the Have Not bedroom for 17 days now. DAMN! Mutha trucker deserves that HOH bed and Britney gets to move back up to the damn HOH suite! It's sickening hearing Frank talking and talking and laughing and talking and talking thinking he's safe and has it good this week. Dude, the more you talk, the more Shane will focus on you. Joe is keeping damn quiet. Mutha fucker is whisper quiet! He flipped his switch to silent mode!
LOL I hate Joe. He's target number one this week. He's got to be. Bet he wishes that he voted to keep Jojo now but he went back on his word on that. He of course told her that he couldn't vote for her because Janelle pressured him that one single vote could fuck things up so he told Jojo he couldn't vote for her thus making him look like an asshole. LOL!
Oh my good if anyone has a question or a comment Frank has something to say. It's like he thinks he's a vetern. Now Ashley is acting cuteish and it's disgusting. Makes me shiver. Shane is packing this things up now in the Have Not room. Waiting for Ashley to come in there and press her lips against Shane's most likely shaven tanned asshole. Well she never came. Bitch.
And the night gets thicker. Later around 8:30pm we find Ashley talking with Danielle in the downstairs bathroom. Ashley is talking about how she felt bad for Jojo and Danielle tells her why she doesn't like Jojo. She tells ASH that Jojo talked about how fat Danielle was and something about her thighs and how fatter mcfatty she is crap. Ashley at first seems shocked but then says Jojo never told her that about Danielle and then asks who told Danielle this. She says "Janelle".
Janelle then suddenly comes over and joins the conversation. Talk turns to who Shane will nominate. Janelle figures it will be Frank and Joe but Ashley admits that Shane told her a few days ago that he "trusts" Frank. Ashley hints that Frank and Shane have a "deal" but Janelle just doesn't believe it and thinks it would be "stupid" not to go after Frank right off the bat. And just like that Frank comes walking over to the bathroom and tells them to stop "fucking talking shit about me". LOL. They all joke of course but they WERE!
And the night continues. Shane and Danielle are talking in the bathroom downstairs and he tells her she is "100 percent safe". Danielle is now getting the four one one two whatever from Shane about him and Jojo flirting or having a "showmance". She also informs Shane of Jojo calling her fat, fat and fat behind her back. Shane of course sticks up for Jojo saying she never said that and he asks who told her and this time Danielle tells him that Jojo told "all the girls" in the house this.
Meanwhile Wil and Janelle are talking in the game room. Wil wants to propose a deal for a week or two for Shane to put up one person from janelle's team and one person from Mike's team up on the block. Wil believes Shane is so stupid to not realize that Danielle would vote with Janelle's team thus saving everyone on her team. Janelle realizes how Britney would figure out about Danielle's swing vote thus not going for that plan. Oh Wil, you're really a newbie at all this.
Danielle asks Shane in the bathroom if he has a "deal" with Frank. Shane says "not yet". He then tells Danielle that he wants to make a deal with Boogie's team and his main target is someone from Janelle's team. I KNEW IT. He's after Janelle. And since he can't actually get at Janelle he's going after Wil. I forget who but someone told Shane that Wil would have put up Shane if he had gotten HOH so Shane is going to throw Wil up on the block. Joe would go up against Wil obviously.
Shane also agrees with Frank that he is a "stand up guy". Shane wants a one or two week deal with Frank after this week. So Frank isn't going up on the block this week or getting backdoored. Jenn is NO WHERE near anyone's target. Ian is not a target, he's a vote this week. So that leaves Wil & Joe. Ashley is also not a target. If Shane has his way either Wil or Joe will be leaving this week.
Wil has 2 chances to staying off the block this week. One with Janelle's Coach challenge and the other with POV. Joe has only one shot, the POV. Janelle is NOT wasting her immunity award on Joe.
The house should get boring now. We know who's going on the block and why and there's nothing going to change that. What SHOULD happen to fuck with Shane's HOH is that Janelle wins Coach comp and saves Wil and then Joe somehow in a crapshoot wins POV and all that's left on Janelle's team is Ashley who we all know Shane would never go after. LOL. He would have to shift his target on Frank or Ian. Shit why not make Shane's HOH the one from HELL! Insert evil diabolical laughter here.
Shane is already displaying smug power with hints on how Janelle's people are deserving of this week. Oh really Shane? You're DUMBASS is considered a huge threat by your multiple wins this early on in the game and the minute you FUCK UP you'll be taken out and thrown into jury forced to vote for another player to win the game. I can't wait for all four coaches to target your tanned little super tiny ass.
And if you're hating on me for loving Janelle and Wil. I can't help it, I like me some mean bitches in that house. As for Joe, I'd be quite happy for him to get taken out this week. That self promoting douche bag. Always wearing a chef outfit on the live shows and throwing some STUPID ASS "if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen" catch phrase in hopes he'll be a BIG chef TV star once he gets outs. SHUT THE FUCK UP JOE. Good God!
Friday July 27th
Lotta talk has happened since Shane got his HOH room. At first the target was Frank but Shane's hatred for Janelle turned the target to Wil and Britney agrees and is pushy as fuck this week. So the talk and random talk from Shane, Danielle and Britney on who to put up, who to go after really doesn't matter because like I said before there are 2 factors that come into play that destroys hours of talk. The Coaches Competition and the POV.
So fast forward to endless hours of Shane thinking he's got the game figured out. We have the Coaches competiton. Janelle wins BITCHES! And she saved Wil BIATCHES! So who's the new target? Joe is the last person Shane can go after in his attempt to get at Janelle. Again Shane is NOT going after Ashley so Joe is all he has left. Who is going up against Joe? Fuck if I know.
After the feeds return we find Janelle, Wil and Joe talking in the storage room. Wil is super excited and hopes that if Joe is on the block that Wil or Ashley gets to play and win POV and then pulls off Joe and all of Janelle's team is safe. Probably not going to happen.
Fast forward to the many HOH talks happening right fucking now. Joe and Janelle went upstairs and Joe's mean approach to wanting a deal and/or not going on the block was just awkward weird. He doesn't know how to talk to people in the game without coming off like an ASSHOLE.
After Joe leaves Janelle sticks up for Joe by telling Shane and Britney that Joe was nervous. Britney doesn't want to make a deal with Janelle's team and lies to Janelle that they want to wait until after POV to make "deals" and that Shane's motive to nominate is going after 6 people who tried to evict him last week.
Frank is up next with his meeting with Shane and Britney and here we find out that Frank is going to be the pawn and that Joe IS going on the block. Frank is worried that if he's on the block and Joe wins POV who's the replacement nominee... Ashley. She would be targeted to go up and out. Frank keeps pushing for Ashley and Joe to be nominated together. For Ashley not to be picked for POV and wins it and pulls off Joe. Britney is pushing hardcore that it makes the most sense to put up one from Janelle's team and one from Mike's team this week.
Britney tries to sell the idea that Frank's idea of nominated 2 of Janelle's player doesn't work. He isn't buying it but has to listen to it. Shane now thinks "maybe we should get the blood on Janelle's players" looking to Britney to go with that plan. Frank seems to be turning Shane but we have to wait of course for Britney to turn Shane back to her plan. I mean it is HER HOH.
I can't wait for Ashley to be on the block. THAT is going to be fun! I did forget to mention that Shane is mad that Jenn or Ian have not come up to talk to him since he won about nominations. This could give Shane a reason to put up Ian or Jenn over Frank. But it would expose Shane and Frank working together. Jenn or Ian on the block could destroy Mike's team. That Frank sold them out when he should be on the block. It's back and forth over and over with these three idiots. DUN!
More chats later Ian and Jenn finally have their "60 second chats" since Big Brother has told Shane and Britney to rush their last chats. I mean even Big Brother knows that Ian and Jenn have nothing to worry about, they have their story portions and they just want the nominations to get on with it.
Now Frank & Mike have come up to the HOH last minute aka "last pitch". Mike is concerned of Ashley getting POV and pulling off Joe thus fucking him over. Mike also hears about Janelle "lying" about Jojo making fun of Danielle's fatty mcfat fatty fat fat thighs as well as Mike's jealous nature of America getting a say and picking favorites in the game, giving players an advantage because you know he's just not seen by America as a "great player" to be loved.
What's funny is "America" is getting the chance to "influence the game" by "offering" the coaches to become players this game. Britney now tells Mike that "to protect our own selves it only makes sense" to put up one player from each even though Mike is pushing hardcore to only put up Janelle's players. She flat out tells Mike that she doesn't want Mike to retreat with Janelle's remaning players to go after Britney's alliance. She wants "insurance" that there's 2 people up from both sides.
Britney is caving and wonder and asking for PERMISSION to put up Ian over Frank. REALLY DUMBASS? What's funny is Shane isn't doing hardly any talking, it's BRITNEY'S HOH. Mike and Frank address Britney, NOT SHANE. Shane you suck dick!
LOL. Now Janelle and Wil want to go upstairs with a last ditch effort of their own to get the "last word" with QUEEN BRITNEY AND HER REIGN AS THE NEW HOH. Joe seems down and beaten and the mutha fucker isn't even on the block yet.
Back in the HOH Britney is onto Mike telling him "I get it, you're good at the game" and mocks his possible Diary Room session where he's laughing and making fun of Britney how he got his way. Janelle heads up to the HOH and Dan is up there too. Dan opens the door and says "lies, alliances" and something else and opens and closes the door. A joke of course. Janelle is there and then pops her head in asking if she can talk to them one more time. They say yes but Big Brother is just OVER IT!
They call Shane to the Diary Room and he gets up, still hardly having talked at all as Britney is doing all the talking to Mike and Frank. What's funny is when Mike and Frank talk they really only address Britney and look at Britney, occasionally checking in on Shane's opinion yet he has none because he agrees with everything Britney says.
Everyone is asking "is it time" to Shane who's about to walk out of the front door. Shane even thinks its time. Mike is shitting bricks because he hasn't gotten to them and Britney is probably shitting bricks because she hasn't gotten a chance to have her last minute talk with Shane one on one. This is really all on Shane. His decision. I can only predict that Ian is going up against Joe. His excuse to Ian, you want to experience everything that is Big Brother, you're nominated. Joe you're nominated for evicting Jojo. Done.
Friday July 27th Part 2
Wow. Shane has made his nominations. And they are Joe and Ashley. Frank escaped the block after going after Britney's team, putting 2 of her players up, sending one of hers out and this week they dont' go after him???? Are you fucking kidding me?
Not sure how Ashley feels about being on the block. She's not scared of course.. or is she. You can never tell what the fuck is going on with her unless you see her Diary Room confessions. Daniele is emotional. Dan is PISSED AWF that none of Mike's players are on the block. Janelle is pissed. Joe is REALLY PISSED and has to calm down before he can talk to people. Ian and Jenn just dont' give a fuck.
Britney and Shane are now trying to turn Danielle against Janelle by exposing her "lies" about Jojo and how Janelle is still lying to Danielle after her chat with Britney in the HOH. Janelle is turning into the most hated houseguest and she's not even an actual player yet. Shane tells Danielle that he did "this" because he wants to be safe another week believing that Mike's team hates Janelle and they will go after each other. But Danielle tries to tell them that Janelle and Mike were just talking downstairs and that they don't hate each other. If anything Dan will bring Janelle and Mike to go against Shane next week to take out the person who is winning way too damn much.
Janelle is still trying to sell out Frank to Shane and Britney with Wil's help. Something about a plan to offer them 2 or 3 weeks of safety meaning going after Frank this week, then Ian and Jenn the following weeks. Not going to work and I think Janelle is pushing this plan too hard too fast before anything has settled. Back in the HOH room Britney and Shane tell Danielle that Frank is going after Janelle's team next week, whoever is left after this week. Danielle is still sketchy about Mike and Frank and doesn't believe that Frank is looking out for her next week at all or later in the game. She's got this fix on not trusting Frank or Mike because of Dan and only because of Dan.
Now Ashley is talking with Janelle about how "bitter" Shane is about Ashley not voting to keep Jojo. She does like Janelle's plan on getting Shane to believe they will work with him in the weeks to come. She says she feels bad for Joe. Janelle says that Ashley is "not going anywhere" and that "you're locked for final four". Janelle calls Frank the biggest "douche" in this house and "will do anything to get him out".
Janelle is angry and gettign PISSED OFF about Frank calling her a "ho" yesterday and talking about her husband is going to kick Frank's ass and how she's married BLAH BLAH BLAH! Of course Ashley agrees and nods with Janelle. Ashley will NEVER go against what you have to say. She agrees with everything you have to say.
Britney is now in the HOH claiming she's onto Janelle and how she always says she's not "mad" when she's nominated. She's telling this to Dan, Danielle and Shane. Britney is preaching to anyone and everything how suddenly Shane's nominations are brillant and how Janelle did this to herself on her actions to her and Shane. Britney is such a hypocrite saying that Janelle "burned us once already" so why trust her again when FRANK AND MIKE WENT AFTER BRITNEY AND HER TEAM LAST WEEK YET THIS WEEK THEY ARE MOVING TO THE FINALS TOGETHER WITH A GOAL TO GET OUR JANELLE'S TEAM. What the fuck?
Shane says he feels bad telling Dan and Danielle to their faces that he was going to do one thing and then does something different. Ashley comes into the HOH and tells Shane that "I'm not mad" and "it's just a game".. the EXACT THING Janelle is being blamed for. Of course Janelle probably coached Ashley to do just this. Ashley is talking in her baby voice that she's nominated and hope she doesn't go home "because Joe cooks for everyone".
Ashley is just too damn good getting Shane to come over to her and put his arm around her and has him telling her "you're good" and "you're safe". THIS BITCH IS SO FUCKING GOOD I can't stand it! GIVE HER THE GRAND PRIZE TODAY! FUCKING TODAY! LOL! Britney has come back into the HOH laughing talking about how "weird" it is downstairs and she talks out of her ass about how dangerous and crazy it is downstairs. IT ISN'T. WHATEVAS!
I'm just glad Shane and Britney are only in power for one week and one week only. I also sense fights arriving this week. Janelle vs Frank. Britney vs Janelle. Shane vs Janelle. Joe vs Shane. Pick one... one of them, any of them is fine. Now if Wil gets picked to play POV and wins it away from Shane and then uses it on Joe... ALL HELL GONNA BREAK LOOOSE!
UH OH! Janelle has gone up to the HOH room and started talking smack about Ian and Jenn to Shane and Britney who will OF COURSE tell them to get more people to hate Janelle. Oh Janie, pull back please. Pull back. Put the brakes on. Wow... Ian and Jenn have no reason to hate Janelle but now they do. Oh God Janelle. Oh Dear sweet Big Brother God. I can't watch this train wreck anymore. All Janelle had to do was to risk seeing what happens with POV and then try to get people against Shane next week, no matter what deals were made or could be made. You scare the house into believe that Shane could win his way to the finals and he's going to slip up at some point and to take him out next week if possible. Scare the SHIT out of the house for fear Shane can win it all. Even Frank. Don't bash Frank. Scare him to backstab Shane next week.
Saturday July 28th
It's POV day! Ashley, Joe, Shane are of course playing, HOH and the 2 nominees. And then the POV players were picked. Ashley got "houseguest" choice and selected Wil. Frank for some reason was irritated and insulted by this. And then Danielle and Frank were picked to play. So Frank is still playing but he's just upset why he wasn't picked to "secure" that someone from Janelle's team would be leaving. Like how DARE Ashley hope Frank get backdoored this week or at least help him not get the chance to play POV. I mean why does Frank think Ashley has to play FOR HIM.
So now that you know who's playing for POV and we've got that out of the way.
Earlier Frank was talking with Danielle as he continues to attempt to turn her on Janelle and her team. I mean he as some good points and all. But what does he expect, this is the game of Big Brother, not "never turn on Frank" game. Frank says that Willie didn't want to put him on the block the first week, that Janelle was "arguing" for Frank to be put up. What Frank doesn't know is Janelle just wanted to weaken Mike by going after his strongest player so take that as a compliment Frank.
Frank then brings up Joe trying to make a final 2 deal with Frank last week and then after Shane gets HOH "3 hours later" Joe runs up there and throws Frank under the bus. And Frank hasn't thrown anyone under the bus I assume? LIAR! He then tells Danielle that he knows about Janelle trying to get him up on the block again this week. HOT DAMN, Frank knows everything. This house really does talk about every fucking thing.
Frank then goes on to say how he respects and likes Shane for not putting him up this week showing him how much he wants to work with him in the game. LOL. Sure Frank. Believe that if you want.
Now we move back to what's happening after POV players were picked. Joe, Janelle and Ashley talk in the Game room. Joe is upset at Frank for stupid reasons thinking he "lead the charge" to keep Frank the first week. WHATEVER, STFU.
Ashley says Frank told her "Wil and Janelle" think that she's a "floater" and that she is the first to be evicted out of the group. She then calls Frank and Shane "snakes". NICE ASH! Ashley now wants to talk to Shane and tell him how "livid" Frank was when Shane won POV and couldn't take him out last week. Ashley says "I'm over him" in regards to Frank and how she was over him "2 days ago". Of course she says this after Janelle proclaims again how much she is sick of Frank. Remember Ashley agrees with everyone after they say something so who knows if she really means what she says.
Ashely says Shane and Britney are "bitter bears" and Janelle calls Britney & Shane just "haters". Ashley doesn't like how everyone is after Janelle's team.
Over by the bathroom couches Frank is still trying to turn Danielle against Janelle and her team. Frank is getting ready for the chance that Ashley or Joe could win POV and that he has a good chance of getting put up. He imlpies though that Ian or Jenn could be put up over him but wants Danielle to be ready that Janelle's team will "come after you" for a vote to take out Mike's player, whoever is on the block.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. Shane is letting Danielle spoon him in his HOH bed. OH MY FUCKING GOD. The lengths he'll go to ensure Danielle votes how he wants to. Dan is going to have to control his WOMAN. Remember Shane rejected Danielle from spooning last night and told her what he told Jojo, his "5 date rule" before doing something with a girl. YOU GAY like the rest of us!
I've got dinner plans but here's an update. Shane won POV. Joe was out early and he had this big talk of playing so hard in POV crap. LOSER! Now Janelle is leading a HUGE wedding charge of getting Shane to backdoor Frank. She offered up her wedding ring for 3 weeks for insurance for Frank, Ian and Jenn to leave in that order.. LOL! Wow! We'll see how this plan pans out.
Well so much for that plan! Time has passed and as of today at this moment Shane is sticking to his plan on getting out Joe and Wil next week and does not want to go back on his plan to work with Frank and Mike. But this week really doesn't matter because next week the Coaches ARE coming into the game and the game will almost be a RESTART.
Frank has already stated that he wants to go for Mike and Dan since week one and when the Coaches come into the game Shane and Frank who are considered "threats" right now are going to be used as tools to take out former winners Dan and Mike. Though having the All Stars mixed in now with POV and HOH will prove whether or not Shane and Frank are truely All Stars themselves because the All Stars may start taking all the wins.
Ashley has also told Shane about Frank being upset that he couldn't get rid of Shane last week but that still has no effect on Shane. And it shouldn't. As much as I hate Shane he needs to stick to his plan on keeping Frank because if the All Stars do come into the game then Shane needs a HUGE target in front of him to give him at least another week. Same goes for Frank. It's like they both want to keep the other in front of them when it comes to being taken out.
You know that's why I don't care if Joe leaves this week. He's just a shit starter. He knows he's dead in the water if he stays on the block against Ashley. His only hope is to sell the idea that Ashley is someone who is too likable and that they won't win against her in the end. Sell the idea that she hasn't upset anyone, gets along with everyone and who is ever going to take her out. That's his best and only shot at staying this week. I also wouldn't mind an Ashley free house.
The houseguests are getting ready for a party won at POV, Mike, Dan, Britney, Shane, Danielle and Janelle. They all sit in their finest Saturday going out outfits. Janelle and Britney borrowed "great jewelry" from Danielle who is flattered they love her crap. As they all wait on the couches for the party to start aka when Big Brother After Dark starts Britney wants no talk of game tonight. They all agree and they all agree also that Joe is taking his fate rather nicely.
Now they chit chat about Big Brother 9's winner Adam and Matt. Shane is shocked to find out what happened and Mike talks how great a person Matt is now with his blog that writes from inside prison. AWKWARD talk! Oh and Shane looks DAMN GOOD all dressed up in a suit blazer thing.
Sunday July 29th
So... Joe is trying to get Shane to save him with the POV and Shane is fake as fuck in getting Joe's hopes up but he's not really committing to it or saying he'll do it but that Joe has given him something to "think" about. Shane can't really believe that the entire house is going to make "deals" with him and then stick to it to the final 2 spots. Screw deals, the first chance they get to take you out Shane, THEY WILL. Looks like you'll be having to win POV and HOH every fucking week to survive.
As for the rest of the house. Random plans from Janelle's side to get Shane to backdoor Ian or Frank. Most likely not going to happen. Other than that the house is easy going. Just getting through the day.
All I have to say is that someone from Janelle's team or Mike's team has to leave this week. One team is going to stay intact after this week only to join forces with the rest of the newbies to target the All Stars.
The only way to make next week "fair" to some degree is that next week the newbies can play for HOH, whoever wins finds out that they can only nominate to evict 2 out of the four coaches. Then the POV is played with 6 players as usual but the only replacement nominees are the All Stars. This way the house can feel good about at least taking out one All Star next week and then the game can move forward.
But I suspect that the house is going to revolt and get pissed that the Coaches had a few weeks of immunity YET those same few weeks the Coaches did win Immunity for certain players sooooo maybe it won't be a big deal. Hopefully Janelle can win the first HOH she can play in. That would like be so freakin awesome! LIKE FOR SURE!
Later in the late night hours Janelle is scaring the SHIT out of Britney again by hinting, strongly hinting that they (meaning the All Stars) are coming back into the game THIS THURSDAY! She's said 2 things that had the Big Brother Feed people cutting the feeds. One was something about when "they" were in the "holding room" and were "signing our contracts" and then we get FISH CAM. Also she says that she "knew" that there was a chance that they would be coming back into the game AND THEN WE GET FISH AGAIN.
Janelle is pushing HARD to get Britney to get Shane to backdoor Frank so that he can't team up with Mike. Britney is getting scared and at one point admits that she doesn't want to come back into the game. She and Janelle are going around and around about this. Janelle even points out that it didn't make sense for Britney to play in the Coach's competition because
UH OH! Janelle just said again how Big Brother just called them out right now about talking about happenings behind the scenes. Janelle lets it slip again how Allison Grodner told them before they entered the game to "expect the unexpected!". And we get FISH CAM again.
LOL! BITCHES AND MUTHA FUCKERS COMING BACK INTO THE GAME this Thursday!
Both agree that it is going to be an "endurance" comp. Janelle admits that she has never won an endurance but that it could be a comp where a "girl" could win. Janelle FINALLY hit a nerve with Britney by telling her that "we both got screwed over by guys in our seasons" and Britney is quick to say "yep Frank has to go". LOL!
Janelle thinks that Mike may want to work with them for a few weeks and Britney is annoyed by Dan not giving up any information. Britney dreads going to jury and comparing it to "hell". She also fears being a Have Not. UH OH! Janelle then says "sorry Internet" and lets us know she has to whisper something to Britney and WE GET FISH AGAIN! But let's REWIND the tape and we get Janelle talking about how Allison Grodner promised in some way or other that Janelle's baby "Violet" can come to Jury house with Janelle.
Janelle then says "I know we're coming into the game". Janelle has successfully gotten into Britney's head and now has her officially on board on getting out Frank. Janelle leaves and in comes Mike with Frank. But before Janelle left the room Britney told her that she'll talk to Shane and for Janelle to "stay up late".
Britney is now telling Mike something about some bullshit votes that Janelle is trying to get out Ashley to keep Joe but really Britney is fishing to see how it would be if Shane uses the veto to pull off Ashley thus making sure that Joe leaves and that Danielle is the deciding vote. What really Britney is doing is getting an idea how they will react to a player of Mike's going up on the block... really FRANK.
Frank is on his high horse talking about how he's above Joe and Janelle. How he told Janelle he knows she's been throwing him under the bus YET HE DOES IT TO OTHER PEOPLE and how Janelle was apologzing. He said he is done with that "bitch" but he corrects saying he's done with that "bridge". UH OH. Frank just asked Britney to see if Wil has been talking bad about him when just before this her and Janelle talked about Wil and Frank having a final 2/3 deal and this just proves it. She says he honestly hasn't and she can see Frank is checking up on one of his many deals. SCARED BRITNEY ALERT!
Really the only conversation that matters is Britney's talk with Shane to backdoor Frank. Can she convince Shane? Hope so.
Monday July 30th
HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Midnight has just hit and Shane is going to take Ashley off the block and replace her with Frank!!! I'M LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD. Ashley did it in one conversation! Shane doesn't trust Mike. Ashley has got Shane thinking that Frank can fuck him over next week. Shane is worried about the weeks to come and Ashley gave up the idea to bring 5 people together from all teams. Her, Danielle, him, Wil and... I forgot who the fifth person was. So Shane is down, he's on board. He is just worried how Britney is going to take the news of backdooring Frank but little does Shane know that Britney is ALL DOWN FOR IT thanks to Janelle.
Janelle worked Britney and Ashley worked Shane. Whether or not Janelle was behind it all is up in the air. Shane and Ashley end their long chat about working with the other newbs and they move out into the house.
Holy SHIT! Shane is outside at the hot tub now telling Wil what's going on. Wil is DOWN FOR IT! They agree that Ian is the next target and Jenn after that. Shane wants to take out the "number one target" out this week in terms of Mike Boogie. Shane is worried about the rumor of Wil and Frank working together and hopes and tells Wil that he hopes that's not true. Shane is worried that if Ian gets HOH that he and Wil will go on the block next week but that's a risk he's willing to take.
Shane says that Frank isn't getting backdoored and he got to play in the POV. Shane says the house is going to be very tense tomorrow when he backdoors Frank! Ian comes outside and their talk switches quick to turning their Facebook accounts off or "on vacation" mode. LOL!
Ohhh Janelle has joined the hottub group but Ian is there and they can't talk game. DAMN IT! Frank is also tired and plans on going to sleep early. Shane also told Ashley that he's going to be staying up late tonight. Remember Janelle & Britney said that too. Dan and Danielle are in the HOH room talking, more so Dan belittling Danielle on how she's playing and she just takes it like a bitch. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. Tell Dan to FUCK OFF. He's just cruel sometimes, mabye brutally honest but damn.
Britney is upstairs now talking to Dan and Danielle scaring the shit out of them that Wil and Frank have a final 2 deal. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Britney is now turning against the idea of not putting Frank up and she is dead set on Frank and Wil having a final 2 deal. She now says that Frank just can't go on the block and that the house will be upset, Frank stays and "now everyone is after my player". OMFG Britney. She says "there is no benefit of Shane getting out Frank this week". Britney then says she doesn't understand why everyone is so afraid of getting out Frank. OMFG!
Hey Britney... this isn't YOUR FUCKING HOH! Shane can backdoor Frank and he DOES HAVE THE VOTES! Idiot!
Frank comes into the HOH to announce he's going to bed! LOL! He leaves and Britney again says "we just don't have the votes to get rid of him this week". Dan is annoyed and pissed but is keeping it in. He just asked Britney if Shane has asked Frank about the final 2 deal and she said Shane asked Wil and he said there is no deal. All Britney is going off is from Wil's HOH conversation when he was alone with them and how he pitched the idea of taking out Ian over Frank. That's ALL she's going off of. BITCH!
Ashley comes into the HOH room and kills the game talk. Downstairs in the Game room Wil is spilling the new plan to Joe who breaths a huge sigh of relief and places his hands together. Wil warns him to still act depressed. 'OH MY GOD" says Wil. They end their talk and Wil leaves Joe alone. Joe then calls in Jenn into the Game room to tell her "my game is done" and how he's "accepting" it. Jenn gives him words of encouragment. Jenn is going to bed too! GET TO BED SISTA MISTER!
Back upstairs in the HOH bathroom Ashley and Britney chit chat with no one else around. Ashley lets her know about her talk with Shane. She says how it will be a "big move" with him using the POV and how she gave him her "word". She brings up the Wil and Frank final 2 deal rumor and how she talked to Shane about it and how the idea of Frank going up. Ashley is telling Britney that if Wil does vote to keep Frank this week after he's backdoored that she'll go after Wil the next week.
Now Ashley is pushing how they don't have the votes to take out Frank. Britney keeps pushing how "we don't". Ashley says Wil is so on board with this plan to backdoor Frank. Britney tells Ashley that Wil won't vote out Frank. Ashley asks her how she knows this. Britney says she doesn't but suspects it. Ashley tells Britney that Shane has a different plan. Britney now doesn't want Ashley to talk to other people aka Janelle and Wil so that they don't come upstairs to try to change her mind!
Ashley keeps trying to push the backdoor Frank and Britney keeps saying they don't have the votes. Ashley says "I just spoke to Wil and he's so on board". OMFG BRITNEY I HATE YOU SO MUCH IN TERMS OF REALITY SHOW PEOPLE. SO MUCH!
Ashley is now pushing her same argument on Britney but she kills it by saying that Wil and Frank maybe don't have a final 2 deal but they are working together somehow. Britney then says that "who doesn't go on the block is the person who tells you everything you need to know". Ashley keeps going back to "who's saying this to you" about Wil. Ashley says Wil and her agree that Ian is a "bigger threat" and that's why his name came up. Ashley is now pushing how she thinks Ian is the bigger threat. Ashley now tells her that Wil says he's going to give Joe a sympathy vote and Britney doesn't believe it.
Janelle comes up there and interrupts and is sent downstairs to get Shane. Britney again tells Ashley not to tell anyone anything. Britney is funny because earlier she said she doesn't understand why everyone is scared of Frank yet she can't handle Frank being on the block. IDIOT.
Shane comes in the bathroom and is now hearing Britney's hard stance on the backdoor Frank plan. She accuses Ashley of drinking the Kool-aid. Ashley is getting frustrated that it doesn't make sense that peopel would have a final 2 deal this early and she talks about how close Frank, Ian and Jenn are and how Wil is fourth out if that plan every comes to happen.
Britney is HARDCORE pushing her fears and Ashley is pushing HARDCORE her views. Shane is keeping quiet. Britney says that Ashley is going to see Janelle get the votes to keep Joe over Ashley if they both stay on the block. Ashley keeps pushing and pushing that getting out Frank is the main agenda on Janelle's team talks. Britney says "Oh Ashley".
Britney again warns Ashley not to tell Wil or anyone what's going on YET Danielle can hear this and do what she wants. BITCH. All Ashley wants is off the block, I mean really. Britney is almost buying Ashley's kool-aid and then talking bullshit of "what if this happens" crap. Who cares about next week because no one knows what's happening Thursday. Ashley keep fighting!!! Shane is keeping quiet still. Ashley feels that she has to turn Britney now.
Ashley gives up and promises not to say anything downstairs... BUT WILL SHE? I hope not!
OH SHIT. Janelle is in the Game Room talking with Wil and Joe. Janelle is happy thinking Shane is upstairs getting the backdoor plan of Frank in order. LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW. Janelle says "tomorrow is going to be insane". Back upstairs Britney is pushing her WIL PARANOIA on Shane. Ashley keeps pushing how "she feels so differently" about her chats with Wil. Ashely tells Britney that she "disagrees" with her. Shane then says "I have to do what's best for me" in the game.
Wow.. Britney just got annoyed with Ashley and told her "you're right and I'm wrong" and tells her that she's "hard headed". Britney now says that the only players that benefit from Frank leaving is Janelle's team and how Shane will have the blood on his hands.
Britney has made Ashley cry now. She says Shane and her have to talk and that nothing is set in stone YET this bitch can't stop talking how it is set in stone that Wil is working with Frank. Ashley keeps pushing and pushing her points with some tears. Ashley is pushing that she wants a "team" to work together: Ashley, Danielle, Shane, Joe, Wil and who's the damn sixth person?!?! Ashley is upset that she doesn't know who to believe and she says "it just sucks".
HOLY FUCK this is crazy. Britney tells Ashley that she's safe and then Ashley says Danielle just told her to "gather votes". Shane gives her a hug and Shane is literally repeating here and there what Britney is saying. Shane DO YOUR OWN GAME. It's YOUR HOH, not HERS!
Ashley finally leaves and Britney says that Ashley is "brainwashed". Now Britney is pushing her "you don't have the votes to take out Frank this week" crap. Downstairs Ashley goes downstairs and brings Janelle in the Game room. She wants Janelle not to promise to tell anyone anything because Britney is not going to talk to her anymore. Ashley says after she talked to Shane earlier that everything was "perfect".
Ashley is spilling her guts to Janelle. She is painting Britney to be a "negative" person and how talking to Britney is like talking to a "brick wall". She NOW tells Janelle that Britney told her that Janelle is going to get the votes to take out her over Joe. She is NOT talking good about Britney. LOL! She's rehashing the entire disagreement. She mocks Britney saying "riddle me this" and finally tells Janelle that Wil came up to the HOH that he and Frank are working together ONLY based on Wil wanting Ian out. Janelle laughs at Ashley mocking Britney.
The more Ashley talks the more heated she gets about how Britney talked to her. HER AND BRITNEY IS DONE! She says Danielle is now pissing her off about Ashley having to get votes to stay. Someone just interrupted their talk and Ashley wants him to come back. Shane is now called to the Diary Room. Ashley is getting pissed that Britney wanted her to leave
She asks Janelle what she thinks after all she just said. She tells Ashley that she's over thinking everything. Not to be scared of Danielle. That Janelle's only concern is getting "one of you off the block" and how they'll deal with Ashley versus Joe on the block when we "get there". Joe tries to come back in and Janelle wants him to go but Ashley wants him to NOT SAY ANYTHING to anyone. That she isn't upset. Joe leaves to go to the pool.
BOOM! Ashley tells Janelle that Britney is being "fake" to Janelle. How Britney wants her player Shane to work with Boogie's team. BOOM! BOMBSHELL! Janelle now wants to talk to Britney. She tells Ashley "you're going to be okay". They tell each other they love each other and each other more! BREAK!
HOLY SHIT. Wil is now talking to Britney in the HOH room. Janelle joins them. Looks like Wil is convincing Britney that he will take out Frank. Britney is worried that Frank and Mike are going nuts. Britney FINALLY tells Wil to his FACE that she is afraid he will vote for Frank to stay and he says no!!! Wil brings up how Frank turned what Willie said into something that it wasn't. That Wil now believes that Willie didn't mean his mocking in a homopobic way. Wil just said that Janelle will push to take Joe off the block. OOPS!
Ashley is in the GAME room talking with Danielle but who gives a fuck. Back to Britney and Wil. They talk about the rumors of Shane and Frank in a final 2 deal and the rumors of Wil and Frank have a final 2 deal. Shane comes back and Britney tells him she told Wil everything. Wil promises to take out Frank and Shane is liking hearing this. Wil says he and Ashley are 100 percent on board with taking out Frank. Wil agrees Joe is all about the drama and that taking him off the block is not an option. That he told Janelle downstairs to stop trying to push that.
Shane LIES that he and Frank don't have a final 2 deal when Wil asks him about it. Britney says "it's not a backdoor if he played POV". Britney says "the think that worried me was your vote" and Wil says "oh my god" and he says he promises that he will vote out Frank. They talk about endurance and how Wil can win it.
Britney now wants to get the "whole group" together to talk about this but Ian is still up and is the "spy". Wil also finally explained why he said Ian earlier to be taken out because he heard the rumor of Frank and Shane having a final 2 deal and for Wil to go after Frank in front of Shane, well he felt that was a bad idea. Britney now says she doesn't like the idea that Mike is going to have 3 votes every week.
Shane and Britney are worried that Mike Boogie are going to spill stuff and lie and say negative things about Shane and for him and Ashley not to listen or change their votes. Shane even wants Wil to lie to them and then shock them on eviction night. Wil laughs about how "charming" Frank is when he asks to get in Wil's bed or have Wil come into his bed. Britney brings up that yesterday when Wil was in his "naked suit" that Frank was eyeing him up and down. And I think Wil just asked Shane if he was a "closeted asshole". WHAT?
So they end the talk with Frank getting backdoored aka a "statement". DONE for the night. Frank is back to being backdoored with POV. Or whatever you call it. His ass is getting thrown on the block and I have to be a fucking work when the shit hits the fan! FUCK!
Danielle comes into the HOH and now all three tell her. She says she's a very solid person and if she says she's going to vote out Frank that she'll do it. OMFG Britney is now scared that Ashley won't vote out Frank. STFU Britney. Danielle then asks if the plan is to take off Ashley and put up Frank and Shane wants Danielle to lie to Mike about keeping Frank.
Janelle comes up to the HOH after being an IDIOT thinking Wil shouldn't have gone up stairs when Wil is solving everything. Janelle is happy again knowing the plan is back to getting Frank out. Britney keeps and keeps bringing up how she is worried about Wil's vote when WIL IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE. So everyone is on board. Ashley and Joe will be filled in later and the world will be allright. Dan and Ian are still playing chess right outside the HOH room. They are preparing for 3 days of hell but Shane keeps pushign that everyone lie to Mike and then shock him eviction night. JANELLE LOVES THIS!
Tuesday July 31st
Well POV was used by Shane and Frank was put up against Joe meaning Ashley was saved from the block. THAT BITCH IS GOOD!
Sorry I worked a 14 hour shift at work and came home and slept for 10 hours. It's 5am in the morning and I'm rushing this update before I have to get back to work.
It seems like the coaches have been asked in the Diary Room already if they would return to the game to prepare for the live show because now there's talk between the coaches if they will work together come thursday.
Also Joe spilled in his super late night morning 3am chat with Janelle and Ashley that when he was in sequestor that he could only watch 2 seasons of Big Brother. He said he had brought every season to watch, not sure how he got them all, but Big Brother would only allow him to watch 2 seasons. WTF? I guess if you want to be on the show and you're getting call backs you best watch all the seasons before you get into sequestor!
Frank also wasn't as upset as you think he would be. I guess Mike was pissed but he didnt' go off on anyone. BORING!
What's funny is Britney and Shane are placing all the blame on Ian for Frank going up on the block and Mike & Frank are believing it! You see the morning before POV ceremony happened Shane and Britney asked him if next week he got HOH would Shane be safe and Ian didn't really answer them or give them a straight answer. So they figured no matter what Ian was after them so what was the point of saving Frank. So they placed the complete blame on Frank getting "backdoored" on Ian. Done and done. Ian is of course mad and Mike & Frank blame him. Jenn is mad too. Who cares, Frank is leaving.
LOL Janelle is scaring Joe and Ashley that if Frank doesn't go home that he IS going to win the game of Big Brother and "if those idiots don't vote him out he's going to win... no offense". meaning she has 2 of those idiots sitting next to her, actually only one who can vote, Ashley! LOL!
Tuesday July 31st Part 2
So... the overall thing today is that Wil is mad at Janelle. People are saying they had a fight but they didn't. All that happened was last night Janelle told Will that she saved him and kissed people's asses aka Frank so that Wil wouldn't be a target or backdoored. This is true to some degree. Wil felt useless and didn't see him being there as being all Janelle. He feels like he did some things in the game that got him where he is, which is true to some degree. His type of gameplay is what caused Janelle to save him and strive to get him further. So really they helped each other and let's be done with it.
So for almost 24 hours Wil didn't talk to Janelle and told Mike and Frank how upset he was with Janelle, he also told a few others, Shane for example. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK because they just made up in the Game room and all is good now. Janelle most likely faked cried, a tissue randomly pulled out of her back pocket out of nowhere to wipe her croc tears. Wil didn't break down because he probably saw through it.
What else. Danielle is getting LIKE SUPER HIGHLY ANNOYED with Janelle and Ashley. And I saw it happen live. Janelle, Wil and Ashley were drinking in the kitchen, wine and beer. Shane comes in from outside after working out and he looked DAMN FINE. Sweaty, tanned, scruffy little beard action going on, messy hair. Ashley, all on her own, a bit buzzed, tells Shane right off that he looks so fuckable tonight. He takes it as a compliment and she compliments his beard as well.
Not that Danielle can be seen walking through the dining area to the bathroom with a change of cloths. She changes in the bathroom and walks back towards the kitchen back towards the bedrooms when Wil and Janelle are egging Ashley about how she and Shane are each other's type and that Ashley should hook up with Shane tonight. Danielle like TOTALLY heard it all and I just fucking knew it would bother her immature ass.
And it did. She vented to Britney in the HOH upstairs and when Ashley came in Danielle clammed up. Dan came up to the HOH room and grabbed Danielle to the HOH bathroom to talk about where her head is at in terms of taking out Frank this week. Apparently Dan was talking to Mike and Frank downstairs in the Shoe room and they got to Dan, making him think that working with Frank and Mike was a good idea.
Dan is weighing the options back and forth and telling Danielle how Mike and Frank said that Danielle would be protected in the weeks to come. Danielle tells Dan how Ashley is anonying her and on her ass all over the house. She already told Dan and Britney this earlier downstairs and then Dan asks them to go downstairs to the Game room.
Here is where Ashley brings it up again how Janelle and Ashley were trying to get Shane to hook up with Ashley. Dan catches on finally and tells her with a joking smile that she's jealous.
Minutes later Shane comes into the Game room to talk with Dan and Danielle. He's still on board with getting out Frank and Dan wants to know what's planned for next week. Shane wants Ian out. Shane had talked to Wil earlier about the vote and Wil wants to lie to Frank telling him he has his vote and then shock him eviction night and scare the shit out of Ian when it comes to the HOH comp. No one is worried about Jenn but watch that bitch win.
Anyways this week is useless because when the Coaches enter the game all HELL IS GOING TO BREAK LOOSE. All new gameplay, alliances and voting tatics.
Let's look at the house next week. All four All Stars will team up. No doubt. especially if one of them wins HOH. Now if none of them win and a newbie wins, expect them to backstab each other as to who goes on the block with a pathetic attempt at getting the newbies to target each other.
Ashley and Danielle are NOT getting along. Wil is ready to ditch Joe in a split second. Jenn only trusts Ian in the game once Frank leaves, maybe Mike. Jenn is going to be on her own if Ian is the main target next week. Bitch needs to step up her game and make new friendships and alliances. Joe did spill to Jenn that Janelle was behind the whole backdoor Frank this week plan. Joe is building a trust relationship with Jenn for the long haul.
Shane wants to work with Wil, you know, 'cause he's a closeted homosexual like myself. Danielle wants to die on the sword for Shane but Shane is just going to use her throughout the entire game. He keeps talking about Kara but it's easy for him to say he's attracted to Kara only because she's not there for him to "act" on it. Danielle is hot as fuck in the body department and he wants no part in it. What's wrong with a straight man who doesn't want that Danielle ass? HE GAY!
Wednesday August 2nd
Frank is still getting voted the FUCK OUT! Nothing else matters. No arguments. More Britney bashing Janelle. JANELLEOUSY has returned in epic form in Britney. BITCH JUST CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT JANELLE. So jealous of her having still 3 players in the game, that IS if the Coaches twist is still happening this past Thursday.
We still don't know the full details of this Thursday and the Coaches being asked to return to the game. I can only suspect that Endurance is happening tomorrow. The houseguests are on lockdown for almost 24 hours. I suspect the big endurance contraption is being built and tested for hours with people who get to play the game in the backyard. I think that would be fun to see how long people could last in the test run. Production playing a game with a cash prize to really push how long the Production people can last on their contraption.
We'll know for sure when the show airs if everyone is in endurance gear if Endurance is indeed the game of HOH.
Posted by guytvblog at July 26, 2012 6:34 PM