July 13, 2012
Big Brother 14 | 1st Night... Frank Is A Huge Target, Janelle & Britney Team Up!
Let's play catch up.
Gotta make this real quick. Midnight hours are in full swing.
Jenn, the tattooed Lesbian, is having a "girls night out" with the ladies in the HOH room. Jenn has admitted to never having slept with a man and calls herself a "golden" lesbian. She loves every part of a woman. The women, Janelle, Jojo, Kara, Ashley, Britney, all toast to that.
Downstairs in the Game room Dan works and talks and works with an extra paranoid Danielle. Danielle seems to be freaking the fuck out about her aka Dan's team being targeted again this week. Dan is doing his "coach" thing by telling her how the house is and how it is going to play out. Come on, it's a different year Dan, different rules apply here. This is NOT the season you played some years ago.
When the feeds returned tonight we did find Mike Booger talking with Willie, the current HOH, about what to do and how to handle POV, which is going to be played tomorrow. Jojo is hosting the competiton. Frank is nominated and I think he's against Kara. Frank is on Mike's team and of course Mike is fighting to keep Frank in the game. Both agree that Frank is a "big" target in the house and that maybe keeping Frank in the house is a target that is bigger than Willie's possible target next week.
Mike tells Willie that he is not going to tell anyone in the house about their conversation. LIE. Both say the same thing to each other. LIE. Britney comes into the HOH room where Mike and Willie are talking and asks to use the "restroom". She is of course keeping tabs on what's going on. Britney does NOT like Mike AT ALL!
Britney moves into the restroom allowing the guys to talk but all are aware a talk is going on. Britney then comes out of the restroom and chats a bit before heading downstairs. She is quick to report to her girls. Janelle, Kara, Jojo are all in the SHOE room and Britney is spilling what Mike is up to to them. All agree that don't like Mike and Britney is mad hating on Mike as is Janelle.
Mike has now come downstairs and both he and Frank head into the storage room to "talk". Here Mike spills what he talked with Willie about to Frank. Frank understands and knows he's a target. Something about Mike saying how Frank wants to work with Britney's team this week for next week but really it's all about just Mike not having any of his members leave this week. Mike is wanting Daniele to go up against Kara if Frank does win POV and pull himself off. Mike wants someone from Dan's team out since Janelle's team is NOT an option.
Britney is now talking with Dan in the MUSIC room about Mike and Frank. Dan says that Danielle or Kara were somewhere in the house and Frank came up to them and took his shirt off and I guess made them uncomfortable and how they were hoping Dan would come over and save her from Frank. Both are aware that Mike is talking with Frank in the storage room.
Britney and Dan both go to the storage room and open the door to find Mike and Frank in super game talk. Both laugh and Mike knows he's been caught and asks for "1 minute" more to talk before they can come in and grab whatever they are suppose to get. Point is the other All Stars are fully aware of Mike's game antics and he's exposed in every direction. Mike just has to face that this week he IS going to lose someone on his team.
Back to the midnght hours. Britney is now talking with Russell- I MEAN Willie. About how she wants Willie to do what he wants yet at the same time do what she wants but telling him he needs to do what he can to get himself further, BLAH BLAH BLAH. What we get from the covnersation is Britney wants Willie to be "creeped" out by Mike but he really isn't. And Willie does admti that he is NOT putting up anyone from Janelle's team up on the block if POV is used. It looks like either Dan or Mike are losing a person this week.
Later Britney is talking with Willie, Ashley in the HOH room. Britney is calling Dan "sneaky" and how he is playing the game. I mean they all are but this week Dan I guess isn't suppose to be playing. I did forget to mention that the girls drinking earlier did note that Danielle has been missing for some time. She has been getting TALKED TO from Dan this entire NIGHT.
Ashley point blank asks Willie what Mike wants him to do this week. Willie laughs saying Mike wants to "save his ass this week" but then implys that nothing really matters until after POV. He does say this week is really about Dan and Mike playing against each other this week. All this is going to do is make Dan and MIke align next week if the HOH ball is in their court. It would make the most sense because NO ONE wants Janelle and Britney to remain strong on their side of the house. Yes THEIR SIDE. House is already divided. Dan and Mike's team versus the girls' side. Dan will of course shift to whoever has power each week but really it is the boys vs the girls.
Dan has escaped
Wil is expressing his ANGER or frustration that involves beer to Janelle and Britney in the storage room. Something about "don't fuck with me" and how Jojo took his half drunken beer when the girls decided earlier tonight that all the beer would go to the women tonight and the beer goes to the men the next night. So Wil plans on talking with Jenn tomorrow about how she laughed "behind his back" about taking his beer and some bullshit petty thing. There's also talk about the three hating on Daniele. Not sure what she did to them but Janelle says "fuck her" in regards to Danielle being brought up. DAMN! KITTY KAT SCRATCH FEVER!
Now they talk about Mike "BOOGER". Britney says that Dan came to her earlier in the storage room about how he wants his team, Janelle and Britney's team to go after Mike until he's out of the game. Janelle and Wil are both down for that. Wil brings up "cocky" Mike is acting and Britney says how Dan mentioned how his ladies, Danielle and Kara, are creeped out by Mike. Janelle calls Mike a "douche bag" and "Booger". Janelle makes fun of Dan coming up to her earlier and saying to her "you know you can trust me right". All three want Mike out and are all over him leaving.
Now they talk about how if Frank doesn't win POV that the nominations stay the same. Britney agrees that Willie is getting a little "brainwashed" by Mike about keeping Frank in the house. They all know Frank is Mike's best player. Janelle agrees that they all need to be on Willie about him not getting promised the world by both Frank and Mike. Britney says that Frank is not good for his end game and how keeping Frank only allows Frank to come after him next week if he gets power. Janelle is drunk by the way. Now Janelle says Kara is not a threat to anyone right now so she is not an option of being sent home this week.
All three talk about their dislike for Ian and how he "reports" what is going on to everyone downstairs what's going on in the HOH room aka Girls night. They tell Wil that if he wins HOH next week that he HAS to put up Ian and Jenn, since both are on Mike's team. Ian has NOT been playing well with the ladies. He NEEDS to play well with the ladies to win Big Brother.
What else. Let's recap night one. Frank and Kara are nominated. Kara is on Dan's team and Frank is on Mike's team. Frank is the main target. POV is tomorrow. I believe Wil is playing and if he wins it he is NOT using POV. Shane is also playing for POV. Mike is the HUGE target this week, his team at least. Ashley is hurt, her back, and is on some kind of meds. She feels down and sad and cried earlier. Everyone is trying to bring her out of her funk.
Back to the storage room. Kara and Wil talk alone. Kara is scared that if Frank comes off the block that she goes home over anyone. She is scared this week. She wants Jojo to go up if Frank comes off but that is NOT going to happen. Wil is pushing that if Kara wins POV that she should not use POV on herself because Frank will go home but COME ON, if you win POV use it on yourself. Fuck what everyone wants! Kara does want Shane to throw POV to let Kara win it if they are the final 2 in the comp tomorrow. Kara worries about Willie and the deals he's made this week.
In the SHOE room Jenn is spilling her game antics tonight, hanging out with the "girls" and getting info for her teammate Frank. She does admit she's picking up Mike's game antics and laughs about it. Jenn tells Frank he has a "strong shot" at POV tomorrow and how he was put up for being a "bad ass" in the house. Frank pushes how if he's still in the house that Willie's target is smaller. This may be the angle that is scaring Willie into keeping Frank this week. Jenn is scared to go up against Kara and get sent out if Frank wins POV. Jenn says "nice doesn't keep you in the game" regarding if she's up against Kara later this week.
Later Frank, Jenn and Wil talk at the kitchen table. Mostly about Jojo starting shit in the house. Will is AGAIN bitching about how she took his beer and drank and laughed about it behind his back. If there's going to be a fight on the feeds it is going to be between Wil and Jojo. TRU DAT!
SUPER GROSS! Shane is giving Jojo a back massage in the GAME room and Jojo is egging on Shane about a final 2 together with him. How they would be the most "good looking" final 2 ever and how both have to deal with both sexes coming onto them outside the house. You know, just how GOOD LOOKING they both are. Jojo does admit she is aware that people in "here" can't handle her or are intimated by her. Shane says 'fuck 'em". Jojo says that you are the only thing that laughs at her jokes and humor. Both are stroking each other's egos... and maybe later each other's DICKS.
Willie and Frank are now talking in the HAVE NOT bedroom. Willie is preparing for Frank to win POV and is making a deal with him in case he wins POV. Willie just wants to smooth things over and Frank questions if Britney is trying to get him out. Willie doesn't want Frank to put him up next week as he pitches the idea that they need to not target each other to keep bigger targets in the house, to go after other people BUT Willie, you DID put Frank on the block and he has to fight for his life to stay soooo if Frank does win and stay and gets HOH then it only makes sense for him to gun after you next week. Willie says "I'm not gunning for you to go home" and wants Frank to know that the house is after him, NOT ME!
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD! Wil is going on and on about Jojo taking his beer in the storage room to Janelle and now Joe. Janelle tells them both that they have to stick together aka win her 100,000 grand. Janelle tells Joe that Mike is after Joe and trying to get him on the block. WELL PLAYED JANIE! Earlier Britney talked about Mike trying to pit everyone against each other but here's Janie doing the same thing. Points for everyone!
Janelle is annoyed that Mike is always up in the HOH room and says how Willie is easily manipulated. She of course likes Willie. Big Brother calls for Mike to go to the Diary Room and Janelle says for Mike to get the "fuck out" of the HOH room and then rolls her eyes. If Janie asks for Mike to get taken out of the HOH room Big Brother is willing to help her out.
Janelle then says that Mike BOOGER can be up in the HOH for hours but that Janelle is up there all night with Willie and tells BOOGER "good luck with that". Apparently Jojo is just not a threat to win HOH. Everyone is pushing the idea that if Frank stays this week that he just automatically wins HOH. COME ON, anyone can win! Britney comes into the storage room and Janelle continues ON AND ON about Mike BOOGER, as she refers to him, as always being in the HOH room and how she can't hid her feelings of being sick of Mike.
Janelle DEMANDS for a HOH meeting now with teams with power this week, aka her and Britney's team. She says if Ian is up there that they need to ask him and Jenn to leave. Joe, Janelle, Britney and Wil all charge out of the storage room and run into Willie and grab him by the arm and pull him up to the HOH room. He laughs wondering what's going on and says they look like they are all about to go beat someone up.
When reaching up to the top they find Dan up there and Jenn. Dan takes the hint and leaves but Jenn remains. Ian comes into the HOH room now of course annoying Janelle. Frank pops in to say goodnight.
Downstairs Danielle tells Dan how Kara was crying and sobbing and how she doesn't want to talk to anyone and it's about being on the block. I mean DANIELLE seriously needs to talk about every damn thing with Dan and get his COACH aspect on EVERY SINGLE DAMN THING. Danielle must be exhausting to Dan. Not even I want to hear it.
Back upstairs Jenn and Ian get the hint about people upstairs wanting to "sleep" so they leave. Janelle laughs to Willie and Ashley how she is upset with Mike always being up in the HOH room and how she can't take it anymore. They all call Jenn as being "snooping" and being "sneaky". Britney and Janelle want to know from Willie on what's going on. Willie then LIES to Britney about how nothing is going on with his talks with Mike's people.
Both believe or wonder if Willie is going to actually play hard for POV, maybe throw it for Frank to win it himself. Willie downplays the idea of it all but gets grilled by Janelle and Britney about what's really going on with his talks with Mike and Frank. They know what's up and they just want Frank to be honest with them but he is holding back. Willie keeps pushing how POV has yet to be played and to wait until after it has been played.
Wil has joined the HOH crew to discuss stuff. Janelle is pushing to Willie that Frank is NOT going to work with Willie at all. That he's Willie's biggest threat. Willie is crumbling and now just listening to the ladies. the MENTORS, the COACHES. Now Willie starts pushing hard how Kara is his number one target. How Kara will win HOH and go after him and how whoever she puts up against him on the block that he is going home. Someone has spooked him in regards to Kara. I mean why the FUCK is he scared of Kara of all people?!?!
Daniele has gone up to the HOH door ringing the doorbell. EVERYONE in the HOH room, Wil, Joe, Janelle, Britney all scatter and run into the bathroom laughing, turning off the HOH lights hoping Daniele leaves. She comes in as Willie answers the door. She being a nurse, not sure if anyone if still knows this, is wanting to help get Ashley downstairs. Ashley makes it known it is hard for her to get up and get up. She is on "heavy meds" and Danielle is in full on nurse mode. Britney starts to help assist Ashely getting up off the bed and the feeds get cut. Willie did sugges that Ashley see a doctor.
Back in the HOH bathroom, Joe, Wil and Janelle talk. Here Janelle reveals her true feelings about Dan. How when he talks to her all she thinks is he is just "working" her and playing her to keeping him in the game. She says she's smart enough to see through him and even though she likes him she knows it is not best to keep him around. She brings up again how Dan tried to come up to her talking about how she can trust him but she can't.
Kara continues to cry to Dan in the SHOE room. Willie has moved into the HOH room with Joe, Janelle and Wil. He continues to bitch about Kara being after him and they all tell she isn't after him. Willie FINALLY reveals that Frank has offered a "safe week" deal with him next week. Janelle pushes for Willie to have the same deal with Kara.
Okay, i'm done. You've got the jest of what's going on tonight.
Posted by guytvblog at July 13, 2012 1:11 AM