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September 20, 2012

Holy Nerd Fuck! Ian WINS BIG BROTHER 14! Dan LOST! 6-1 Vote!

Wow, I predicted before the season would start that Ian would win the whole thing and he pulled it off! Last year I rooted for Rachel to win and she won. I can't wait for Big Brother 15 next year because it's highly rumored to be All Stars 2. Ian will return. Frank will return. And I hope Maggie from season 6 returns since I just found out she's still watching Big Brother and was rooting for Dan to win this season via Twitter.

I need All Stars 2 next summer. I DEMAND IT!

Well even though I hated how this season turned out, my favorites left in the beginning and how Dan played everyone, well I am just happy how the season ended.

Just like Dan wants to take the quote of how he HAD to play "ruthless" this year to get to the end, well the jury I guess had to be just as "ruthless" right back at him. But Ian played his own style of game and they awarded Ian. Most of the jury did afterwards give props to Dan but that's the beauty of a jury, they can chose who they want to win based on WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT. Dan played however THE FUCK HE WANTED and the jury voted HOWEVER THE FUCK THEY WANTED.

Congrats Ian! The world is right again. Sucks to be you DAN with a BUSTED EGO.

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September 19, 2012

COME ON IAN! Win Big Brother 14!!! Beat Dan!!!

I played the shit out of this for Rachel last year and she won. Could history repeat itself? Oh GOD I hope so.

I'm still very much against Dan winning this season. The best part is that even though Dan came off as a "legendary" player he really wasn't. I mean he did these tricks on "newbies". Had this season been All Stars 2 and Dan did what he did this season on All Stars... well then infact I would be among the masses to call him "legendary" and probably the best player in Big Brother history. But since he did these jedi mind tricks on NEWBS I have zero respect for him.

Mike wasn't letting him get away with shit and Frank was catching on pretty damn quick but ever since Mike left the game Frank's game went to complete and utter SHIT. Even Britney was well aware of Dan's true evil nature in the game, even so far as to giving Dan's trick a new name, "The Mist'.

Janelle of course was smitten by Dan, just as she was with Will and would have been just like a sheep led to slaughter. But these were only 3 All Stars mixed among a majority of NEWBS. Ian, a true All Star in the making, has made my stomach turn at his blind devotion to Dan, believing he was in a pathetic Renegades alliance with that fucker. But it takes every All Star's first season to learn from their mistakes. Ian with his blind faith could be his biggest downfall.

All Ian has to do is to win the final HOH, if possible, and then suddenly evict Dan. Let Danielle self destruct with her pathetic vile argument to the jury which would turn into insults marked towards Ian in front of a live studio audience and America. Dan would be FORCED to vote to give his vote to Ian and RESPECTING that he took him out, at least I would hope so.

If Ian wins the final HOH and evicts Danielle then Ian really believes he can win against Dan which would make for INCREDIBLE TV.

You see Dan and his rabid fans believe he deserves to win BUT the problem is the jury and house are not fully aware of all his tricks and lies and deals. Yes the jury members have talked and I'm sure Dan's "dirty" gameplay has come up in their discussions but they don't see Dan's every trick and style of gameplay, all they see are moves and the ability to use people around him to do his dirty work. If he's up against Ian then the votes could favor Ian for the fact that this time around they vote a winner who played and made public moves versus a player who hid behind people and made "invisible" moves.

I predicted Ian to win this season even before the season aired (picutred above, originally posted days before the show's premiere). I even went as far as to predict Willie as 2nd place but we all know how that went. Actually Willie was 2nd evicted, I really don't count Jodi, sorry Jodi! But then again the actual 2nd evicted houseguest was Jojo because Willie was the 1st and only houseguest to be "expelled". Damn specifics. Oh, plus that 2nd place Willie thing was really a verbal stab towards his brother Russell.

Okay, final day of Big Brother 14. Even though I didn't update this HORRIBLE season I was watching the live feeds and edited shows. More so as a past time. If Dan wins then he wins. But he isn't the first player to win twice. That honor goes to Survivor's Sandra Diaz-Twine. Sorry Dan, you're always be 2nd best in my book.

But you know, if Dan does win then expect, EXPECT him and his wife Chelesa to take a gamble at The Amazing Race to win 1 million dollars. They could actually do it. Even if Dan doesn't win this season expect him to race around the world soon enough.

Remember this epic Rachel posts with FLAWLESS screencaps captured by yours truely. I can only hope this works for Ian. Last year and the year before Rachel had her Cold War. This year it belongs to Ian.

And let's throw in a little Evil Cray Cray Queen. YOU KNOW, if Danielle, who really isn't a possibility to win this season- If she wins his season and is somehow rewarded for her HORRID personal gameplay well then I'll just have the wind knocked the fuck out of me. I'll have collapsed in my living room and had a good ol' southern fainting spell. Back of my hand up to my forehead, whimpering "I think I'm going to faint" and then flat out actually do it.

Evil Cray Cray Queen Danielle, if you're reading this somehow, know that you are a true villian this season and embrace the hell out of it. You truely are a twisted vindictive very personal player and this will truely be your only season ever to play the game. You will NOT be asked ever to return back to play. Embrace your Cray Cray, make a fist full of dollars off of it and love life. It's who you are.

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September 17, 2012

Game Wood 3 | Dance Central 3's Lush Crew's Angel

Thrust those hips papi!

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September 16, 2012

RuPaul's Drag Race All Fucking Stars!!! The Theatrical Trailer Has Been Unleashed Among The Masses!

As much as I hated Phi Phi O'hara, I feel she should have been re-entered into the competition over Cher- I mean Chad Michaels. I love me some EPIC drama with her against All Stars. Why would you rob us of that Ru? I suspect RuPaul didn't want this to be a season where all the queens were against Phi Phi and she chose to keep that hostile element out of the competition. I get it Miss Ru.

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Jamie Kuntz Interviewed By SB Nation

Wow... I'm dying to find out what this "65 year old boyfriend" looks like. Is it Harrison Ford?!?! I'm all for Gentlemen boyfriends by the way. I don't have one right now, I could but I'd rather date someone my own age at this present time in my life, 2013 could be a different story... it all depends on who I meet.

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September 9, 2012

The Amazing Race 14 | Fall In TV Love With Jaymes & James Starting Today!

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September 5, 2012

The Challenge: Battle Of The Mutha Fucking Seasons!

Damn, Cray Cray Frank from San Diego season is looking damn good this time around.

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars EPIC FUCKING EDITION Debuts October 22nd!

And what the hell is a Squirrelfriend?

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Big Brother 14 Keeps On Sucking Godzilla Balls!!!

This horrible season is almost over and I just want the torture to end. Nothing worth screencapping. Nothing worth covering. The Dan move where he got Jenn to use the POV on him was pretty damn Big Brother classic-ness for decades to come. The cast of next summer's All Stars 2 will be talking about his game move all summer long. YES I SAID ALL STARS 2. After Dan's epic move and possible win this season we need an All Stars season next summer to boost ratings and to keep this show from being cancelled.

Would I would love and hope for is Dan in the final 2 against anyone left in the house and the bitter angry jury giving whoever is up against Dan the big win as the finale blows up in his face! I really don't want Dan to be a 2 time winner. I just really really need Ian to backstab him in the coming weeks to come before finale.

But if Dan wins, then he wins twice. Good for him and his family and friends who get to help him spend that money. I'm just happy that last summer Rachel won over Porsche. And she's getting a wedding by that David guy and she's just super duper happy. Very happy for her. But Dan... may he lose this summer. May he fail EPIC!!!

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