April 22, 2008
Batista | Size Too Small Wife Beater, Tight Jeans Wearing Wrestling God
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March 29, 2008
Wrestlemania 24's Wrestling God "Batista" Emerges On Land
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March 26, 2008
Batista . Wrestlemania 24's Beefcake Wrestler Takes In Sun
It's been quite awhile since I posted about WWE's Batista. I hear he's screwing slash in love with WWE RAW's Melina! Now Melina has been romantically linked to another WWE ECW Wrestler, the ever so beefy John Morrison aka John Hennigan. Both appeared in the third season of Tough Enough, Melina was cut in the first episode while John went on to win the show along side some other aspiring wrestler.
The gossip is Batista supposely took John's woman and another juicy rumor is that this affair was a possible reason for Bastisa's divorce to his wife. Now Batista claims he started his romantic, sweaty relationship with Melina AFTER he divorced his wife. John, it's time to sleep with Batista and make this drama even juicier!
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March 31, 2007
Batista . Sinew Routine
Tomorrow Batista takes on that Biker Diva who bitches and moans every year if he doesn't win at Wrestlemania. I am sad to report that my tented shorts predicts Batista will loose at Wrestlemania 23 because The UnderDivaTaker has to get his ego way and win every single fucking Wrestlemania. Now I'm not saying he doesn't deserve to win every fucking year but who really cares if he loses one.
Oh well, at least Batista will sweat all over the place.
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March 10, 2007
Batista . Backside Fervor 2
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February 18, 2007
Batista . Abercrombie At Heart
For a man who's too old to be wearing youth related clothing he's still "Abercrombie At Heart".
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January 30, 2007
Batista . Backside Fervor
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November 30, 2006
Batista . Hard At Work
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November 16, 2006
Batista . Achromatic
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November 6, 2006
David "Batista" Bautista . The Animalism Effect
Readers of GuyTVBlog.com are aware of special sections devoted to NBC Passions' Adrian Bellani and Smallville's Tom Welling and now fans of WWE's Batista can now look forward to a new special section devoted to David "Batista" Bautista.
I actually can't stand watching WWE's Smackdown, where Batista currently appears, so I just Tivo it and fast forward to Batista's appearances. I believe last week he came out in dress pants and ripped off his black tank top and beat up on some green colored wrestler all while wearing dress pants. He's also growing a beard for some odd reason, maybe a possible feature film or TV cameo?
I do know that he will be appearing in an upcoming episode of Smallville along side Tom Welling and when this TV event happens... erections across the planet will rise in unison and prematurely ejaculate when both Tom and David appear on screen together. Just becareful of what you wear when that day arrives.
Oh Wait. I just took a quick visit to IMDB.com and discovered why Batista is growing a beard. He's starring along side John "Fucking Dumbass" Cena in Jornada del muerto, a "modern-day Western where gangs, drug trafficking and broken codes of honor rule." Paul Levesque aka Triple H also stars along with Mark Calaway aka The Undertaker, Bobby Lashley and Shawn Michaels. What the fuck? Another WWE film to bomb on opening day at the box office?
Batista, get away from WWE films and let's get you on the next Miami Vice movie as a dirty, sweaty cop in a size too small uniform. Fuckin hot!
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October 8, 2006
Batista . Close Enough To Kiss... & Taste
Hours ago Batista lost whatever shiny coated belt at that pay per view event and his loss is your gain because the more he fights for that fantastic belt then the more he sweats for us and the more he has to get in the ring to win whatever title he's after. Tune in on the CW network Friday nights, or if you have a other plans that night, Tivo the show, Smackdown. Batista is worth your time.
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July 7, 2006
WWE . Batista Has Returned
Now drenched in sweat every Friday night on UPN's Smackdown, after September, on CW Network.
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July 21, 2005
Guess ? Who
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