March 24, 2008
Joshuah On "Really Nelly Queens" Who "Wear Girl's Clothes... Can't Stand Them... You're The Reason Why We Have A Bad Name" Plus He Was To Be 3rd BB9 Couple Twist!
It has also been REVEALED in the house that Joshuah and his boyfriend Chase were suppose to be the third "twist" couple who knew each other outside the house before entering in. Remember Jen and our Bisexual Teddy Bear Ryan were dating outside the house before coming on the show and Sharon had her ex Jacob come on the show, apparently she didn't know he was going to be on it but he was.
So yesterday Joshuah reveals that Neil was a back up and Chase, Joshuah's "boyfriend" was suppose to come on the show with him but Chase's job would let him off for 3 months to do the show. So Chase chose his job while Joshuah went into the house without knowing he was going to be paired up with Neil.
According to Joshuah's Chase stories they became an official couple at this past New Year's Eve and have only known each other for a short time before that. They also supposely agreed to fuck other people while being apart. It seems Joshuah wanted permission to fuck in the house and now that Joshuah isn't or hasn't he hopes that Chase hasn't found someone new to enjoy in the bedroom while he's away. Joshuah is hoping that Chase will be outside waiting for him at the end of the show.
After taking a quick visit to Joshuah's Myspace profile we do see a Chase friend but he's now listed himself as private. Joshuah also makes it know his coming home party after the show will be held at Times Ten Cellars wine tasting bar. If anyone would like to attend and get in his cunty face, be my guest, apparently he just loves to go AWF on people as seen in the house.
Joshuah also stated in the house that he would like to do Gay Porn after this show because he'd be a "great bottom" or is a "great bottom". Yeah Joshuah, we've seen your Tiny Dick and we ALL KNOW you're a bottom. Of course Joshuah may have been joking about doing Gay Porn but with him nowadays, you never know.
Oh Joshie, you're utter brillance on all things Gay amazes us Big Brother fans daily.
Update: It has been broughtENED to my attention that the Chase I linked to in the post above is NOT the Chase Joshuah has been talking about. How odd is that Joshuah happens to know 2 Chase's in his life! Who'd a thunk it?
Chase, the non boyfriend I linked to wrote in and had this to say...
"Hi all. This is Chase from Josh's "top friends" on myspace. Just to clarify, I am not the Chase that Josh was dating. He dated my roommate briefly like 7 years ago, and that's how I know him. I am also friends with the other Chase, and he and Josh from what I understand are no longer anything. However, that is something that they can address better than I. As far as the details about Josh and Chase being the third couple, I'm almost positive that's completely fabricated. Josh didn't even meet Chase until after he interviewed for the show."
Well that about clears that up. And another reader sent in the link to the REAL Chase over at Joshuah's MySpace photo. I've seen this photo before just figured it was the same Chase at a glance. How the HELL are we suppose to know that he has 2 friends named Chase, one being his "boyfriend" and the other being his "top friend".
But now it gets juicy! Joshuah keeps going on and on in the house about Chase this and Chase that... but this other Chase is telling us that the OTHER Chase and Joshuah are "no longer anything"!!! WHAT? Now as for Joshuah and the OTHER Chase being the third couple twist that never came to light, well this is all from Joshuah's mouth in the house. But I could believe Joshuah told BB casting Chase details and I can see BB bringing in Chase to CHIT CHAT about being on the show.
Until the real Chase steps up we'll never know!
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March 17, 2008
Joshuah Says "I Just Have To Worry About Getting HIV And Dying. Easy Life"
Talk in the bathroom area centers around Ryan and James getting people knocked up. James admits that people have told him through MySpace that they he knocked them up and then he says "I gave her 300 dollars" and went "half way" to help the girl he knocked up get an abortion.
Then Matt tells Joshuah "You got it easy" that leads Joshuah to say...
"I just have to worry about getting HIV and dying. Easy life". Um...okay Joshuah. If that's what living a homosexual life is to you but I sure as hell don't think that. I sure as hell hope YOU don't think that GuyTVBlog.com readers!
Then Joshuah makes fun of his own "semen" because him being a whore is brought up and if he was straight he'd probably have "ten babies" running around out there somewhere. He says those kids would probably have missing "limbs" or would be all messed up because of his fucked up "semen". He doesn't have to say it but he sure as hell knows his houseguests know about his history of drug use.
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March 12, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Joshuah Is Packing A Firecracker Penis!
I don't know what else to call but a little thing that probably has a little "pop" when it goes off. Nothing loud, nothing amazing, something forgetable and something easily... TINY!
Let's give it up for Men Of Big Brother over at Joker's Updates for capturing this rare moment of Joshuah "unleashing the beast". Now Mr. Men of Big Brother CLAIMS that this photo is NOT altered in anyway.
If that's true then we really know why Neil left that house!
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March 5, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Joshuah Wears Ginch Gonch's Lowrise Briefs!
Earlier today when Joshuah bitched and moaned up in his HOH room that his rein of terror would soon cum to an end he laid about on his semenless bed, sprawled out in nothing but lowrise briefs designed by the ever so wonderful Ginch Gonch. [Their new website/blog is a horrid web destination, I dare not send you that way until they make it as beautiful as their underwear models!]
If you're seeking your own pair of Joshuah's briefs then head on over to International Jock and purchase yours today!
Now if only Joshuah could "fill" them- OH NO BITCH YOU WENT THERE! I DID! I did.
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March 3, 2008
Joshuah Talks Anal & Bareback Sex, Coke Dick & HIV Tops
"I've been dirty a few times" regarding shit on a dick when he's having sex. "Shit on your dick looks like a Snicker's bar" & "Me and my boyfriend bareback.. We've both been tested for HIV" and Joshuah continues with more quotes "You can't really get HIV from being the top because you're pentrating" and "It just happens sometimes" regarding anal sex and him having shit in his ass when he's getting fucked.
Hey, Joshuah is honest but not right about everything. Wear a condom! Just because you're a top doesn't mean you "really can't get" HIV! Anyone can get it! James then talks about "anal orgasm" hinting to his days of Gay Porn and this leads Joshuah into talking about anal sex in more details. James also talks about getting lube up on your back but no one puts two and two together that James just admitted he's gotten fucked in the ass. Oh well.
Enjoy! Thanks for the video Quirkydude!
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Big Brother 9 | The Queen Shatters!
One would think he's crying over being such a Bitter Queen in the house but he's actually crying because he's homesick and this game is just getting to him and he hates all the people in the house because he would NEVER hang around with them outside of this house. It's not like his family is dead, he'll see them when he leaves!
But then Joshuah starts REVEALING more as to why he's crying. Remember I told you that Joshuah revealed in the house that he wasn't really single. He has a "boyfriend" waiting for him outside the house. His name is either Chase or Jase. They met around thanksgiving and became "official boyfriends" on New Year's Eve. Then 2 months or so later Joshuah is picked to play the game. Joshuah is not sure if Chase/Jase will be there waiting for him after the game is over. Joshuah is also fully aware that everyone is seeing EVERYTHING he's done in the house, whatever that means.
Whatever Joshuah, it's not like you're in prison. This will all end soon. Big Brother can't last forever.
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February 28, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Joshuah & Allison Turn Into Immature Brats
Here's what happened in a nut sac shell. Joshuah went off on Allison and now he and her are at each other's throats hating each other to no end. Joshuah is ordered to stay 5 feet away from her AT ALL TIMES because he supposely swung his HOH key at her and threatened her life by slicing her throat, something like that.
Later in the middle of the night they get into it again near the hot tub and it ends with her blowing him a kiss and him calling her a "cunt". When she's in bed he is in the kitchen with Natalie and Adam and grabs Allison's food bowl and takes some "whore red" nail polish so he can deface her bowl with some comments that he knows will hurt her. "-6", "No Tit" and "Ass".
He then takes her houseguest key and wipes it between his chunky sweaty ass cheeks and I think on his sweaty nut sac balls. He puts it back in its slot on the picture wall while Natalie and Adam laugh watching him to do this.
Joshuah even puts the bowl in the middle of the kitchen round table as a "center piece" so Allison can see it when she wakes up in the morning. Sometime later in the night he is bragging in the HOH about what he's done and grabs the bowl again to add more stuff to it. But then Big Brother steps in.
He's ORDERED to leave the bowl in the storage room so they can replace it with a new one for her to eat out of. As he drops it off James and Chelsia ask him what he's doing and this fucker is so embarrassed at being scolded that he tells them "I'm putting something way". He walks over to the kitchen next but grabs Allison's ass smelling key taking it to the kitchen sink.
He puts on a dab of dishwashing liquid, cleans it with the sink scrubbing pad and then dries it on one of the kitchen towels. He slips it back in the slot and heads upstairs back to his HOH room. Yes he's HOH this week so POWER has gone straight to his head. There he brags to Sheila and Chelsia what he did, even dropping his shorts to show them what he did with Allison's key.
Later Big Brother decides his cleaning job isn't good enough so he is ORDERED to go back downstairs, take her key out of the picture wall and leave it in the storage room. So now her key is missing to be replaced with a new one. He heads back upstairs and tells his partner Sharon that he is NO LONGER allowed to talk about what happened.
Meanwhile, downstairs, Sharon and Joshuah see Allison running around. They think she's just simply "running" around for the fuck of it but also realize that she notices her key is missing. What they didn't see is that Allison saw her key was missing, figured Joshuah did something to it so she took his houseguest key and grabbed some nail polish of her own heading back to her room to deface it.
At this point Big Brother steps in and minutes later we see Allison laying in her bed with her partner Ryan in the dark. This show is so fucking immature but I am very happy to admit that it is my yearly guilty pleasure. And I doubt any of this will ever be broadcasted on the CBS edited dumb down version of the show.
OH SHIT, here's Joshuah celebrating his win and his torture of Allison in the house. It seems he got Britney Spear's Blackout CD as part of his HOH basket and he treated the HOH like it was a Texas Dance Club ready for his glamours TIARA moves. A special thanks to "xx200xx" for bringing us the footage that should make your day. Since we can't hear the audio he's dancing to I might as well provide the music so you can play along with the video. Click the YouTube clip first and then start the music.
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February 19, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Neil SPEAKS About His Departure!!!!
Damn, no return for Neil. Nothing but well wishes for Neil.
Thanks to "BJNat" for emailing the information!
Update: 14,000 hits came in to GuyTVBlog.com alone on Monday, February 18th. Wow. Thank you everyone for checking in to see what's happening next on the show.
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February 14, 2008
Neil Leaves Big Brother 9! Has First Kiss With Joshuah!
I know! Shocking!!!
This happened sometime before Big Brother After Dark started Wednesday February 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. When the live feeds started Neil was GONE and Sharon, the one paired up with Jacob was BACK IN THE FUCKING HOUSE. Amanda was riding up on her laughing and smiling. Everyone seems to be in good spirits... except for Joshuah.
We find him in the ugly fold out couch bedroom packing Neil's suitcase with Chelsia helping. Joshuah appears to have been crying and is being comforted by anyone and everyone passing by. At this point we're wondering... what the fuck is going on?!?!
It turns out that one of the guys, I can't remember who, reveals to other houseguests that Joshuah and Neil had their FIRST KISS in the kitchen earlier last night. Then sometime later Neil gets called into the Diary Room and is apparently told something, no one knows for sure. He NEVER comes back into the house.
Joshuah is then called into the Diary Room and is told that his partner Neil is no longer part of the game. Allison Grodner, Big Brother 9's Executive Producer, apparently told Joshuah that he now has to pick between eliminated houseguests Jacob or Sharon to be his new partner. Joshuah makes his pick and then leaves the Diary Room.
The houseguests are gathered in the living room and are told that Neil is no longer part of the game. No one is talking about the reason but Neil is OUT. They then tell the houseguests that a replacement player will enter the house. Everyone at this point apparently shouted out with happiness except Joshuah, being highly emotional, is fucking livid that everyone has quickly forgotten about Neil.
So in walks Joshuah's replacement... Sharon! Joshuah escapes to the bedroom where he and Neil slept together for the game and starts packing Neil's personal belongings, as instructed.
Later in the night we find out from Joshuah that when he walked into the Diary Room that Neil's cup and microphone was left on the couch. Joshuah is upset that he didn't even get to say goodbye to Neil. Joshuah also reveals he was crying for about 20 minutes while the BB people were asking for Joshuah to make a decision as to who he wanted to be his new partner.
Around dinner time Joshuah is still so emotional that he can not eat with his houseguests so he goes into the Sauna room to eat by himself, of course later he is joined by one of his alliance members, Chelsia.
During their Sauna room chat Chelsia tells Joshuah... "God I hope everything is okay with him... It's going to be so weird, everyone was sitting there and Neil was like 'Oh Hey!' in his Gay Little Voice!" BITCH! Joshuah doesn't take the comment personally because he's just this huge emotional trainwreck.
Wow. I know. Just Wow.
Joshuah later reveals that he was not hoping for another gay cast member to come into the house for fear that this new person would not be liked by the house thus hurting Joshuah's chances at winning the game. Joshuah is fine with Sharon being his partner even though they are both divided by 2 house alliances.
Yep, the house is split down the middle again. Everyone is nice and all but you're either on one side or the other. Joshuah's alliance is with Ryan, Allison, Sheila, Adam, James and Chelsia while his new partner in the game Sharon has an alliance with Alex, Amanda, Matt, Natalie, Jen and Parker.
And that's all Allison Grodner wrote last night. We most likely won't find out what happened to Neil until Tuesday's episode because Sunday's episode features nominations and possibly the gay kiss that Neil and Joshuah shared... or they may air it with the episode where Neil leaves, Wednesday's live eviction show.
Either way CBS better fucking air that KISS!
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February 13, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Neil & Joshuah Shirtless With Moobs!!!
Better Than Dustin & Joe? I would say yes and no. It's only been day one of the live feeds and I've only seen a glimpse of what Neil and Joshuah can offer us viewers. I thought Dustin was fun to watch as he fucked his own game up with his arrogance and with Amber while Joe was so fucking hilarious that neither Neil or Joshuah can top his brillance at quick one liners. Dustin still has the best body out of the three while Joshuah has the most wuvable face a gay man can only dream of. Here's to another 2 Gay guys in the house and hoping they take it all the way to the end!
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