September 17, 2008

Big Brother 10 | It's Finally Over. Good. Now Fire Allison Grodner, Restart The Show CBS! Bunky Interviews Houseguests. Dan Believes We CHOOSE To Be Gay

That's about it. Fire Allison Grodner. Hit the Restart button on Big Brother. New Producer. New format. New Rules. New Power. New Twists. New Casting Agency. New Direction. New Voting System. But Leave America's Vote OUT OF IT!

Just please please please Restart Big Brother the series. Please.

And now what will hopefully be the final interviews of Allison Grodner's produced casts... Interesting enough we find out Libra voted for Brian to be the first HOH and once inside the house she figured out quick that he was one that she was most threatened by. April reveals she never auditioned for Big Brother but more so Survivor. She says she got the Big Brother spot 11 days before the show started. WHAT?

Bunky, who's doing the interviews, either admits to being on "medication for Depression" or was just saying it to attempt to relate to April possibly being on "medication" for her OCD. WHAT? Michelle so fucking wants to be part of All Stars 2- she even made a pathetic attempt to get us to "vote" for her into the house. Michelle's favorite fucking word during her Bunky interview is UMMMM. LOL

Dan's interview STILL FUCKING BELIEVES that we gay men and women CHOOSE to be gay. Bunky jokes with him to then "choose" to be gay to which Dan laughs it off because if he "chooses" to be gay he'll burn in hell with the rest of us. Dan tells us that he will NOT give any money to charity but that he wants to set up a "scholarship fund" for "either" Big Brother alumni or his students. Um... WHAT? Oh these people get funnier every second that passes.

Self Righteous Prick Brian claims credit for Dan's win because the night before he was evicted he supposely told Dan how to look at certain people in this game and with Dan coming out of the house apparently telling Brian that he "listened" to what Brian said before he was evicted... well now Brian's masterful game play won whereas he didn't. Brian, you still suck cause if you were THAT good you would have been in the final 2 and Renny would have gone home. IDIOT.

Oh shit, Brian is still going on about how Michelle "tried to get Dan fired" about some of the comments she made about him. GIVE ME A BREAK, Dan decided to go on a show where dirty players, including himself, thrive off of talking shit about each other. It's Dan's own fault he put himself in that reality show situation. Self Righteous Prick Brian continues to think he is the only person who looked at this game from a non immature level, really Brian? He relates to Bunky about being upset with Ollie using "faggot" in the house. Yes it was uncalled for but let's not get a case of selective fucking memory here.

Calling people out on selective acts when EVERYONE was pretty much guilty of the same things... go fuck yourself shithole Brian, you'll always be first voted out of season 10. IDIOT. Oh and I still remember Steven being upset with Libra and referring to her as "the colored girl". This is 2008, I don't buy Steven's bullshit excuse of being uneducated. Selective acts of remembering Brian? Yep!

Ollie tells Bunky that he doesn't "regret" anything in the house that he's "said or done". Bunky then takes the moment to bring up Ollie's "faggot" comment and Ollie feels the need to fucking explain himself. Ollie sort of apologizes to the people he offended. And then Bunky drops the N word in an example to Ollie about the word being used against him that gets no reaction from Ollie. Bunky, I don't agree with you even using that word as an example.

And what pisses me off about Bunky's interview with Dan and his interview with Ollie is that Bunky loved doing his best at calling out Ollie for using "faggot" in the house yet didn't tell Dan to basically learn that we "gays" don't CHOOSE TO BE FUCKING GAY. It's not a choice and for Dan to learn that. That there are some things Dan and his religion are completely wrong about. Oh Bunky... tsk tsk tsk.

Bunky tries to get it out of Jessie in his interview that he started weight lifting because of "low self esteem" but Jessie talks about how great his life has been and that he only picked up weight lifting because he viewed it as a "healthy habit". Jessie talks about his "gay" photos and how he doesn't wish he never took them. He says the photos were for a "test shoot" and that they never saw the light of day and that he pretty much knows who released them.

Now comes the Steven interview. Steven continues to believe he doesn't view himself as "anything special" yet "flattering" on how people's reaction to him being on the show. Bunky again tells Steven he's the "most masculine" houseguest ever on the show. Steven says the "gay community" is happy on how Steven "represented" them beautifully. Well it's easy to say that since Steven didn't play well enough to last longer in the game that had he continued he could have given us much more "colored girl" moments.

Here I go rolling my eyes as Bunky tries pathetically to get the idea of him and Steven doing the Amazing Race. Ohhh Steven is coming to Dallas, TX for a Humans Rights Campaign thing. Steven does reveal that he should have played more to last longer in the game due to his friendships with Angie, Brian. Steven is also still waiting for someone in the entertainment industry to offer him something to do. He also continues to pathetically try to own "suck it bitches" in his closing statement. I expect this will land him a cameo on Kathy Griffin's next season of her reality show.

Angie's exit interview was boring as expected. In the background we could see a very hands/arm expressive Steven talking with Jessie about God knows what. She also says she lives in Orlando Flordia and if anyone else asks her about "visiting Disney..." that she will playfully punch them or do something. The Micoofy.com side of me was only thinking of one thing... BITCH. I still hope she returns for All Stars 2. Hopefully without Brian or Steven in the house she can have a fucking chance at going further.

Keesha talks about going to work back to Hooters, how she still loves Dan and Memphis no matter what she sees on the tapes when she gets home and how she is happy how far she got in the game.

Memphis, Renny, Jerry... I've lost interest in their predictable comments.

If you have more time to waste on Big Brother 10 then head on over to CBS.com for Housecall's Gretchen interviews. I'm sure they'll all be kiss ass interviews anyways.

Okay, I had to watch Libra's interview with Gretchen and here she reveals that her and April will not be talking with each other outside the house, predictable but here's the funny moment. A giant check a man his holding for either Memphis or Dan passes by behind them and Libra takes a moment to watch her dream of winning money this season walk by her yet again. She also mentions how she will be going to Disneyland! The Micoofy.com inside me thinks... LOVE HER!

Okay, I also watched Jessie's interview with Gretchen. Let's remember Gretchen hated Jessie on this season and couldn't stand him during the Housecalls interview. Here she reveals that his episode of Housecalls was the "Most Watched Housecalls" but she didnt' specify if it was for just this season or since Housecalls has been on the web.

Jessie reveals he's in "talks" about being the face of Natural Body Builder organization he works with. Wow. He says "they came to me, it was their idea". Jessie also reveals had he been in the jury that he would have voted for Memphis and had Keesha been in the final 2 with Renny that Jessie would have voted for Renny. Her interview with Jessie was very short, you know, since she can't stand his muscled beautiful body.

WHOA WHOA WHOA! Hold up! Memphis REVEALS to Gretchen that during the jury questioning segment that Big Brother had Dan & Memphis go through what they thought was one round of questioning but then Big Brother told Dan & Memphis that they were going to let the Jury have ANOTHER ROUND at the final 2 with all new set of questions. WHOA!

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September 9, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Keesha FINALLY Gets Her Ass Evicted Tonight & She KNOWS IT!

All I can say is Keesha, that's what you get for playing with the boys in the end, cause boys always want each other in the end. GO HOME KEESHA!

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July 19, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Steven Nominated, Angie Ditches Steven, Libra & Jerry Fight

We got loads to catch up on. Let's get started. Jessie nominaed Steven against Dan. Jessie's main target is Steven for various reasons that include Steven's "disrespect" he showcased towards Jessie during his HOH win and HOH room presentation, Steven's ability to gather his own army of "friends" to go up against Jessie that include Keesha, Angie, Dan and Renny. Memphis also wants Steven out for agreeing to vote out Memphis when last week Brian thought he had control and figured Memphis was going up in his place.

Steven is bascially guilty by association and he should be guilty for it. Brian was an epic dumbass last week and Steven went along with it unaware of the power of the house. Dan, who keeps quiet, is letting Steven work the house into doing something they don't want to. To either vote for him or to backdoor someone else all depending on who win's POV.

POV comp players included Steven, Dan, Jessie with Michelle, Libra and Keesha. There were prizes mixed in including the Slop Pass to which Keesha won. Here comes the drama. Keesha was fighting to stay in the competition for who knows why but people in her house alliance assumed she was fighting to get POV to save Steven, the very person they all wanted out of the house. It turns out she just wanted the Slop Pass and didn't even end up winning, it was Michelle who won POV.

With Michelle now in power she already decided she wasn't going to use it to draw any attention to herself or her secret allaince that includes Jessie, Memphis and now Angie. Let's get to Angie now. She has decided to officially let Steven go so as to not create another Brian incident where she put her neck on the line for someone who's pretty much on his way out the door.

So Steven, who still trusts Angie, tells her about his plan to backdoor Libra, who's starting to get on everyone's nerves this week. Angie takes this information to her alliance and warns them about it. WOW! She wants to prove she can be trusted and while still being Steven's friend she is ready to cut her losses with him.

Repeatedly Steven has tried to get Angie to help him work for votes and Angie even told Steven she was not going to use POV on him had she won it. Steven even tries to approach Jessie to find out why he's being targeted that ends with Jessie telling Steven to go out into the house to get votes.

Steven knows certain people control other votes so one of the people he goes to talk to is Memphis who flat out tells Steven that he isn't voting for him to stay and that Memphis wants him out this week. Memphis, already aware of Steven's backdoor plan, tells Steven to not even tell him who Steven wants up in his place and that backdooring someone at this point in the game is stupid yet it was okay to do it to Brian.

Later Dan and Jessie work out a deal where Dan will do what Jessie wants later in the game. Jessie also suggests that if Dan wins HOH next week to go after Libra to make the house "happy" but I can expect Dan will go after the people who got his "friends" and/or "brothers" out of the house.

Also, when Libra starts to hear that had POV been used that Angie was no longer a possibility of someone going up and home she pretty much figured out Angie made a deal with Jessie. She is also starting to piece together the Muscled alliance of Jessie, Memphis, Michelle and Angie. She tried to ask them point blank if they are aligned and all try to tell her they have nothing to do with Angie or each other.

Libra doesn't believe them. Jessie, who's in the Diary Room getting grilled by Big Brother, eventually comes out to get questioned by Libra about Angie. Once he denies it he believes things have gotten out of control, panics and even asks Michelle to think about using POV so they can backdoor Libra for almost exposing their alliance.

Michelle goes nuts thinking this is about protecting Angie and she goes outside to tell Memphis what Jessie is thinking about doing and wanting from his alliance. Both agree Steven has to go this week and both talk to Jessie upstairs and get him back to the plan. Jessie admits to panicing and is back on getting Steven out.

Now remember the food comp where Libra's team lost thus putting her on slop for the week? Well she had the two "old" people on her team and it got back to Jerry through Renny that Libra was upset that she lost due to having "two old" people on her team. Jerry goes to confront Libra in the 60's bedroom where Keesha and April are as well and starts pointing his finger towards Libra apparently putting words in Libra's mouth that she didn't say.

Jerry says that Libra said she called him "slow" and "old". She gets upset and half admits to saying the "old" part but that Jerry was adding to it or told misinformation on what was really said. Both even agreed that the "old" people should be split up every week during food comps but then Jerry called Libra a bitch for standing up to him.

Later Renny is brought into the 60's bedroom to talk to Libra and Keesha and Renny admits that she didn't tell Jerry the exact quote that set Libra off. Keesha even mentions that Jerry did say that he wanted to start some shit up in the house and all agree Jerry did this because he has no team or alliance, he's on his own. Renny fells like she was set up by Jerry and all agree that Jerry is a shit starter. Libra also cries about going off and this week getting to her with Steven of all people comforting her. Regardless that won't get her vote, she's still voting his hot cowboy ass out of the house.

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July 15, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Dumbasses Get Angry Over Dishes, Brian Has No Alliance, Jessie & Memphis In Alliance, Angie Works To Keep Brian

Earlier a comment was made about who does and doesn't do dishes. The people who didn't do dishes all that often, Jessie and Steven, seemed to take offense to it to some tiny degree. Michelle later got very defensive when Jessie felt that Michelle was one of the people who looked at Jessie as being one of the people who didn't do dishes.

Then later Steven tells Michelle pretty much the same thing, that she herself made a comment about him not doing enough dishes. Both Steven and Jessie feel they have done dishes but obviously not enough to "get noticed". Michelle once again gets defensive with a very calm Steven about what she either said or didn't say or what she implied or didn't imply. Michelle is just upset that she is being grouped in with other people about some comments being made and how she is being the one people are going to confront about those comments made about them. It's really stupid.

Now Renny comes into the argument slash one sided Michelle debate claiming Jessie lies about everything. After seeing tonight's episode now we know that Renny HATES Jessie and ever since Jessie lied to Renny about her delivering a day and a half late apology about waking him up one night that Renny is now going around the house trying to get people to believe that all Jessie does is lie in the game but no one really cares what Renny has to say.

Renny and Steven even get into a pathetic one sided debate about who is where during what part of the day. It was really pathetic and very draining to type out but at least you know that the first pathetic weak ass fight was had, if you even want to call it a "fight". Michelle and Jessie made up and Steven didn't take anything said too seriously.

Brian, the dumbest asshole of the house, only has less than 24 hours before he's evicted. Last night he pathetically tried to get Steven, Angie, Memphis and Dan to understand his "I don't want to go home" comments. Dan isn't pushing for a voting alliance to keep Brian because Dan is done with Brian. Why should Dan try to work to save Brian so both he and Brian would be targets again next week if neither wins HOH. Dan is completely done with Brian yet still good friends with him. As for Steven he's just out on his own as Keesha continues to work Libra's side of the house, the side that has power at the moment.

Memphis has told Jessie during a chess game today that he is an a REAL alliance with him and Michelle as well as Angie. Memphis wants Brian out and wants to see how Angie will "hold up" after Brian is evicted and gone from the game. Jessie, who is beginning to get fed up with Angie, has made it known to Memphis that Angie is "replaceable".

Over in the sauna room April admits to Keesha she'd love to get into a fight with 2 people, Angie and Brian. Another fight I'm hoping will happen will involve Jessie and Brian. Earlier Brian told Jerry how "immature" Jessie has been acting and how he's so "young", basically talking as if Brian himself is a better person than Jessie. Now only if Jerry would deliver this trash talking to Jessie, well then we would have our first real confrontation tonight.

Later as the houseguests play some stupid game outside Memphis and Jessie's super tight 2 person alliance talk in the kitchen about Dan going out next, more so Memphis wants Dan OUT next week. Memphis' pecking order is Dan next week with Renny and Jerry out soon after. No mention of Steven- oh wait, now Memphis is talking about Steven staying longer in the house will make him a bigger threat as he makes more friendship alliances with Angie, Keesha in the house.

Libra comes in and breaks up the alliance chat and even playfully calls them out on it to which they are quick to deny. But it's too late, as long as Libra saw them she will suspect they were plotting and are tight together because of what she thinks she saw. Now Libra jokes around with the "Brawny Boys" aka Memphis and Jessie with Brian's comments about how "strong" both of them are.

In the hours of the night Angie is doing Dan's dirty work of working people to get votes to keep someone the house hates. Angie goes to Keesha and asks her if she can trust her so Keesha agrees to this and is told that Angie has "four people" in her alliance and if they bring in Jessie, Memphis and Keesha that they can take out the rest of the house. But HEY DUMBASS, that means Keesha, Jessie and Memphis are the first 3 out of a four person core alliance? HOW STUPID IS THAT TO OFFER TO PEOPLE COMING IN LATE?

So Keesh is lied to that Brian has votes so she agrees to vote to keep Brian but soon after she goes to Libra in the kitchen to tell her that she "likes" Angie but is not down with her. Minutes later Keesha asks Jessie in the kitchen when they are alone if he wants Brian to stay which Jessie immediatly says "HELL NO".

Keesha agrees that Brian has to go and with the majority of the house voting out Brian she MUST go with the house to avoid targets created on her back. Remember Keesha hates Angie and both Jessie and Memphis were OPENLY targeted by Brian and Dan naturally why the FUCK would these two hunks want to keep someone who wants them out and is threatened by them. SERIOUSLY, Brian's alliance is the stupidest of them all.

Now with Angie getting blamed for wanting to keep Brian Dan now gets off scott free as Angie will no doubt become the newest target next week if their side wins HOH. Dan and Angie go up on the block with Steven as replacement nominee.

Over in the sauna room Libra, Michelle and April talk and compare notes about Angie and her actions tonight.

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Big Brother 10 | Michelle/Libra are DONE With Steven, New Alliances & The Women HATE Angie! Also, Steven uses ManHunt.com!

Steven has made it known to his douche bag alliance of Dan, Brian and Keesha that he does not like "the colored girl" Libra. So what does MASTER FLOATER Keesha do? She goes and tells Libra's growing house alliance how Steven has problems with her. Libra has picked up on Steven's attitude and "looks" towards her so Keesha kinda pushs for Libra and Steven to talk it out and where Steven may be coming from but Libra is done with Steven.

Later Steven and Libra talk in the bathroom about how Steven is taking what Libra does and says too personally. At first Steven is attempting to point out to a highly but will hidden annoyed Libra what she is doing "wrong" in the house but soon Steven startsto tell Libra that he is the problem here and he needs to change. Libra sheds a few tears about them not getting along and it seems they are fine.

BUT THEN Libra goes into the sauna room and vents to Michelle and April about her "emmy award winning" performance to Steven. It seems Libra was just being fake as was Steven because neither likes the other and won't let anything go.

Now onto Michelle's problem with Steven. Apparently during the day Michelle was sun tanning outside and lifted her legs up and Steven saw this from inside and laughed and made some comment about seeing Michelle's pussy. Michelle heard Steven say her name, laugh and then when Michelle looked at Steven her look was precieved as a "dirty one".

Angie, the newly hated female of the house by the other females, tells Steven that Michelle is having an "issue" with Steven about their morning incident and Michelle wants Steven to apologize for whatever he said that she admits she didn't hear was said but assumes it was bad because Jerry came up to her to see if she was "alright" because of what Steven said.

It turns out Steven brushed it off, didn't think nothing of it, Michelle took it to the next level and held a grudge and timed Steven's 5 hour late apology as not sincere. She is done DONE DONE with Steven and wants him out NEXT WEEK if she gets HOH, fuck getting Dan out as the house alliance wants, Michelle wants Steven out over really stupid shit.

Next up Angie. April, Libra and Keesha all HATE HATE HATE Angie. Keesha hated Angie from "day one" while April and Libra's hatred for Angie has grown over the past week. Angie is also just fucking miserable in the house and keeps to her douche bag men, Memphis, Dan, Brian and Steven. Angie doesn't really assoicate with the other people in the house and keeps to her own. Keesha is repeatedly calling Angie "ugly" behind her back and I'm betting soon to her face. Libra makes it known to her BITCHY alliance members that Angie had "better watch out". KITTY KAT SCRATCH FEVER!

Oh and Libra has told Keesha that Steven "is NOT a man, he's a FEMALE". Keesha has yet to tell Steven this and Dan has yet to tell Libra that Steven used "colored girl" to describe Libra. Oh I'm predicting an EPIC FIGHT between Steven and Libra erupting in the coming week. It all depends also if either one wins HOH.

Jessie has been trying to get along and chit chat with everyone. He's basically getting in good with everyone. He's got an "in" with Jerry, he's "in" with the douche bag alliance and the house alliance wants him in their alliance as well. Jessie is set for weeks to come, no longer viewed as a threat!

Jerry is still old but still love him for proving life doesn't end until well after 90 years old. Keesha has it fucking MADE in the game as well. She is the middle "man" between the douche bag side of the house and the other side. She is ready to jump ship depending on whoever wins HOH this week.

Brian has also promised to go out with his own "bang" by spreading rumors and lies on Tuesday but only if he realizes that he has no chance in staying. Dan has been keeping to himself, mingling with Jessie, still attached to the hip of Brian and basically sitting back and feeding off information and stories people are giving him.

Ollie and April are also not doing a very good job hiding their romantic alliance. Whenever April is laying in her bed Ollie is laying at the foot of it. They did kiss last night but have yet to make out again today. During the house alliance chat in the 60's bedroom earlier they were sitting on the same bed and always were in agreement. TARGETS!!!! They will be an easy nomination when someone doesn't want to make trouble with their HOH.

Renny has kept quiet, to herself, she's pulled back from being "too much" for everyone in the house. She has also been told by the house alliance that she will be the "pawn" next week when and if Dan goes out. She seems fine with it. No complaints. IDIOT.

Later Michelle talks with her "final 2" alliance member Angie in the sauna about the house alliance and Steven and their own alliance. Michelle just wants to give Angie "a heads up" about what's going on.... in case Angie wins HOH and wants revenge on the house alliance who already wants her out.

Remember the house alliance is Libra, Ollie, April, Renny, Keesha, Michelle, Jerry and Jessie. That's a big fucking alliance. Angie, Steven and Dan are the next three targets if certain people win HOH. Michelle is playing both sides as is Keesha.

Sometime in the night Brian is telling Jerry what REALLY happened in his own mind, whether it's truth or lies. He says that "Ollie flipped" and had he didn't that Brian's alliance of Ollie, Dan, Steven, Angie and himself would still be in power. Brian also blames Ollie, Libra and April as "telling lies" and being the one who started up "shit" that has Brian in his position. Brian also claims to "have no reason to lie" now that he's leaving but really he DOES because he wants the people who got the best of him, Ollie, Libra and April to be dealt with for master minding Brian's eviction. Little does Brian know that Angie is the one who fucked him over and has told Michelle, her final 2 alliance, that she forced an alliance with Brian to get him out and that was all she wanted and it happened.

Brian keeps harping on Jerry thinking that Brian "screwed him over" when he says he didn't or wasn't going to WHEN IN FACT Brian was just using Jerry to do what he wanted and was ready to let Jerry take the fall for Jessie's eviction, had it gone down that way. FUCK YOU BRIAN, get the fuck out already. Jerry goes on to be told that he "flipped" after Ollie but Jerry says he didn't and was forced to put up Brian after "eight people" wanted him out and that Jerry would be a target if he didn't do what the "house" wanted.

Steven informs most of the house in the kitchen about the definition of "bears", "cubs" and "twinks". April describes twinks as "a little tiny gay guy". Steven says he doesn't like "bears", it's not his thing. Steven name drops the website ManHunt.com as the number one site to go to for "dating" when ManHunt.com is really for "hook ups", in my opinion.

UH OH! Jerry and the houseguests were playing a stupid game of charades and when it was Angie's turn she got the movie "Psycho" and Jerry apparently said that the title of the movie "fit" Angie perfectly. So Angie went in crying to her bed in the pink room and no one suspected she took it the wrong way. After some minutes pass Michelle notices Angie crying, fucking bawling in her bed, a pillow covering her head about what happened and if the whole house "thinks" that about Angie.

Angie, in her own fucked up way, doesn't open up to Michelle but does reveal why she's crying and is pretty much dismissed by Angie to go away. Michelle of course took that personally and saw how Brian was the only one who could comfort Angie in her very dramatic cry fest. Michelle later told Libra and Jessie about what Angie did to her and how she though Angie was "her friend" so now Angie has yet another female of the house hating on her. Jessie thinks it is so fucking stupid that Angie is crying over that comment and notices Angie crying again. He's highly annoyed by women crying over stupid things.

Ohhh Angie comes into the bathroom to a very bitter Michelle wondering why Angie chose Brian over her to "talk to" when Angie was crying. Angie tries to explain herself but Michelle has seen what she saw and has written off Angie. Angie is also getting annoyed that Michelle is turning "this whole ordeal" into something "stupid". Angie is getting upset that she can't explain herself to Michelle. THESE 2 BITCHES ARE DONE! Their friendship final 2 alliance is DONE! LOL. Ahh damn it, they are hugging now and Angie is crying again. WHATEVER, fight again! Michelle also thinks it is pretty weird that Angie doesn't go tell Jerry what he said wasn't "funny" or right. So both are just being petty and stupid, classic Big Brother women!

After they are done talking Michelle vents to Jessie about the "fucking" thing she had to deal with with Angie. Jessie is so over Angie and will "deny" whatever Angie reveals about them to other people in the house. Jessie is also highly annoyed by Brian walking around the house like he's "king shit" and still running shit. Michelle is still angry with Angie, behind her back of course while Jessie calls Brian "a fucker" and then vents to Jerry about how "cocky" Brian is acting. I guess Jessie knows Brian named dropped Jessie to Jerry for eviction and now Jessie wants Brian out more than ever.

UH OH! Michelle wants to call out Brian RIGHT FUCKING NOW but Jessie is trying to calm her down. Jessie almost went off on Brian outside earlier but warns Michelle not to say anything because it will draw attention to herself when Jessie wants Dan and Renny out 2nd and 3rd but again who really cares who Jessie wants out 2nd and 3rd, it's about who ever the next HOH wants out.

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July 14, 2008

BB10 | 1st Night Of Feeds, Renny Tells Steven To "Run Gay With Me", Jessie Has Given Anal Sex, Steven calls Libra "Colored Girl" & Power Shifts

There's a giant amount of fun to cover here. First off let's recap the first episode super quick. Jerry won the 1st HOH thanks to an anonymous vote done before the houseguests even walked into the house. Brian used his military antics to get the best of Jerry and wanted to use Jerry to put up 2 people his new alliance of douche bags wanted on the block. And that would be Renny and Jessie. So what does Jerry do, he believes in Brian and nominates Renny and Jessie for eviction. Brian feels like he's this new puppetmaster of the house and smiles big at the nomination ceremony.

Fast forward to the live feeds reveal for us Texan folk at around 11pm and we are dealt with feeds with little to no sound. After about an hour and 30 minutes the feeds are fixed and everything is REVEALED. Jessie has been/will be pulled off the nomination block by Jerry, who won POV, and Jerry will put up Brian as the replacement nominee.

It turns out someone or something happened that caused Jerry to turn against Brian. Both tell the other that they both went back on their word as final 2 to the end. Later we find out from Brian and Dan outside that the "girls" got to Jerry and got him to save Jessie and to go after Brian. WOW!

Now onto Renny, the newest hated houseguest of season 10. It seems anything and everything this woman says or does is turned into a negative. From what I've seen we find out from Steven that at one point last night Renny told Steven to "run gay with me" which caused Steven to react with a quick "no" and somehow it was turned into Renny running like a "lesbian". Whatever that means.

As Steven tells his Renny story to nearly everyone in the kitchen as Renny is in the Diary Room we get a collective hatred chat about Renny, mostly from Keesha. She tells everyone that Steven is going to dress Renny up like a "dyke". Um.. okay.

Now let's discuss who hates who. Steven and Keesha have created a bond over their dislike and annoyance with Libra while talking in the storage room. "She is pissing me off- she is over the fucking top annoying the fuck out of me" says Steven about Libra. Steven is also annoyed that Libra has made some kind of alliance with other people in the house... but who? I'm not sure yet. Minutes later Keesha exits out and Libra is back in the storage room calling Steven "baby" as they search for seasoning.

Oh shit... my 2 favorite players of this season hate each other. That has NEVER happened to any people I've chosen as favorites in any season of Big Brother!

Michelle offers advice outside to Jessie, Memphis, Brian and Angie "Don't run backwards in a cornfield, you might get a cod up in your ass. Those are just facts you need to live by". Jessie makes it known that Angie isn't into the "butthole thing" and as Jessie tries to put his hands on Angie she doesn't want him to show her anything about butthole pleasure. Jessie admit that he has "tried" butthole sex but he doesn't specific whether or not it was a female recieving his muscled dick. We can assume it was.

We also find out Jessie has straight up told Michelle that "you're a threat" so Michelle tells this to Angie who seems to be playing the dominant female position in the house. Michelle makes it known to Angie that they both are in an "alliance". Both talk about Renny driving them insane but Angie has told Renny to "chill out". It seems the girls want Brian out no matter how fucked up Renny is acting.

Just past midnight Brian is in the bathroom talking to himself as he preps his hair and his face for the Diary Room. He turns around to look at the camera giving it a smirk and then says "the shit ain't over old man, the shit ain't over". Brian is HATING on Jerry and wants REVENGE for being put on the block. Then Brian goes into the 80's bedroom telling his douche bag alliance member Dan about how he had to listen to those "fuckers" in the kitchen and how Ollie was "kissing Jerry's ass". Dan is keeping to himself reading in his bed while Brian vents to Dan about how he hates everyone who turned on him and people's "word in here being different than your word out there" in the real world.

Also in the night Steven talks with his douche bag alliance that consists of Keesha, Brian and Dan about him coming out of the closet and his sexual experiences...

After the coming out stories Keesha, the trouble maker, attempts to get Steven upset at Libra even more because supposely he told Libra first that he was gay and she said she wouldn't tell anyone and how she wanted Steven to be the one to tell other people. Keesha is quick to rat out Libra by telling Steven that Libra was the one who told her that he was gay which leads Steven to say something about Libra "showing her true colors".

Oh Libra, Steven, why must you 2 be on opposite ends of the playing field?

Steven is basically in an alliance with Dan, Brian and Keesha. With Brian possibly leaving this week Dan and Steven could be targets next week if the other side of the house gets HOH. Also, Steven is turning into a bitchin' moanin' machine, basically Joshuah from last season all over again!

In the twilight hours Steven reveals to a very bitter Brian and easy going Dan that Steven WANTS Libra FUCKING OUT so fucking bad and then seconds later calls epic douche bag Brian a "friend" while calling Libra "that colored girl". And why is Steven upset with Libra now... because she bitched about the wine Steven poured for Keesha and how much wine was being consumed by Steven and his fag hag. Now talk turns to Brian's beef with Jerry about him swearing on "semper fi" about whatever they swore on but Jerry is pissed that when he made a 2 person alliance with Brian that Brian didn't reveal his other alliance with Dan and Ollie to Jerry so Jerry feels Brian meant nothing to Jerry during their pre nomination talk.

We also find out from Steven that he believes Angie is part of "their side of the house" when actually Angie wants Brian out and is no longer part of the douche bag alliance. Steven... he's chosen the douche bag side of the house because he's coming off as one. Steven also reveals over a chess game with his douche bag alliance that Ollie, April and Libra are his or his alliance's targets. Hmm... 2 black houseguests are his targets... how surprising. I didn't want to turn on one of my own but Steven is turning into an epic douche bag.

WHOA! April and Ollie are already making out in the middle of the night! It's only Day 7 in the house, according to the houseguests. Michelle walks into the pink bedroom and doesn't catch them because they are very careful about hiding their sexual attraction. I'm sooo not ready for another Big Brother relationship.

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July 8, 2008

Big Brother 10 | "They May Hate Fags But They Are Going To Learn To Live With One" & "I Don't Think We're Ready For A Woman/Black President" 1st Intruder's Name Brian, Bryan?

Yep, that's a quote from Steven, the 35 year old rodeo cowboy from an interview with CBS2.com's Diane Henry. Remember Diane, she was third person out on Big Brother 5. Anyways she interviewed the houseguests along with Sarah Wulfeck and they both got very good dirt from the houseguests. Let's learn more about them.

Steven: He's NOT single. He is dating a "Central Texas rancher" who is only known to us as "Jason". Steven also wants to pull a Richard and walk around the house naked. He informs us that Big Brother took all of his underwear away from him because they were all name brand. He admits that the viewing audience will be split in whether or not they will "love me or hate me".

Back to "Jason". He's been dating Steven for about 3 months and has no idea that his boyfriend has just been cast on the show- well he does now but before the cast reveal "Jason" supposely didn't know. I'm sure he did. Jason also says he is very "flirty" and will do somethings in the house but will not "cross the line" in fear of losing "Jason". Ahhhh. But really, Steven, if Jessie offers you his dick... SUCK IT! "Jason" is also a fan of Big Brother, in case you were wondering so I'm sure he knew as Steven has already started lying on televison.

Steven also doesn't give a rats ass about politics because his easy way out answer is that everyone in politics is "in it for themselves" and "dirty". Steven does admit that there are "racy" photos of himself- non nude- on the net that may come out but no porn. DAMN!

Jessie: Here we find out he just moved back to California "two weeks ago". He also admits he only saw the first 2 seasons and was "pumped" all of season 9, most likely in the hotel room days before entering the house. He does have a lady friend back home but both agree they are both "single".

Jessie considers "lying and cheating" as part of the game play. BORING, Jessie use to be a train conductor, BORING, and says he knows "hard work". Well after looking at his body, yes he does. He also left his train job due to employee jealously! I'm sure we can expect that kind of male jealously in the house in the weeks to come.

LOL. OH MY GOD. Jessie says that he "feels" he's still going through "puberty"! He tells Diane his "voice still cracks". WHAT? Ohhh his father was a psychologist and Jessie learned how to think about everything growing up. Interesting. Jessie doesn't want to deal with "lazy people" or people with "no direction in life" because they won't understand him and what he's done... um... you're 22 years old, stop acting as if you're President of the United States. Tsk tsk tsk.

Jessie continues to stroke his own ego about all that he's done and how he's "helping" people around the world. Now comes talk about his disinterest in people like myself using his photos to... help promote him. He says he no longer uploads new photos of himself on his MySpace page because people would take them and put them everywhere. He says that when you google search his name "tighty whitie dude" comes up and he doesn't like it but doesn't mind it... BULLSHIT, he seems to have a problem of other people promoting him in a gay kind of way. I think so.

Jessie is hot but he's just so full of Bullshit. He is a MTV fame whore, wants the world to know about how wonderful is natural bodybuilder physique is, obviously wants to play a game to win money and yet he has a problem with people on the internet promoting him, whether the intent is purely sexual or just fan interest? I also betting that had a girl's blog done the "tighty whities dude" bullshit that he would be raving about it. I want him voted out. Evil. LOL.

Man oh man, what Mr. GuyTVBlog is hoping for is that everyone in this cast hates each other so much that no alliances can be formed.

Memphis/Dan: Well this "republican" has given the 2nd quote in the headline above. I'm betting he and Dan are going to be fast friends. Remember Dan is the guy who would have moved out of the United States had Hiliary won. BULLSHIT. Another bullshitter, like he would move out, where you gonna go douche bag!

Dan is just a grade A douche bag with plenty to learn about the differences of people and understanding how to listen to other people rather than pushing what you've been taught by other douche bags who are also uneducated. Dan has been threatened by his holier than thou job that he has that if he fucks up on the show that he WILL be fired. He also says he doesn't care about "all students in the world", just his that he teaches.

Dan also admits he's doing this show for the money and only the money. Money is sin, burn in hell Dan. LOL. Diane Henry calls Dan a "dick" to his face about his quote about moving out of the country. Dan believes that there would be "no country" in a year or two had Hiliary gotten into office. WOW! Dan also says he will fish information from people to bait them into fights and how no one will bait him into a fight. OH REALLY!

Libra/Angie: Libra thinks it is "hysterical" that she is in the show's cast and made it this far. We can only assume she is not going to take this game too seriously. Her husband is white and she has twins born in February. Her son is her "skin tone" and her daughter is "white". Libra promises to be in the instigator in people who are horny for each other and that her "kryptonite" is a "republican". When people start talking about "how they really feel" that she will do "do dishes". She wants to stay out of the drama to get further in the game. Smart girl! I like her already! Oh Shit, she's a wannabe singer, cover your ears.

Angie is not looking for a "showmance" due to being "recently divorced". She wants the money, not a relationship. She is also another smart cookie as she makes it known that she is well aware of having to change your own game play once inside the house. Both Angie and Libra will be in an alliance together and both will make it far. Okay half way through. Angie skirts around the issue of having things popping up on the internet... hmmm... worried about porn Angie?

Keesha/Michelle: Keesha has no idea about last season's blow jobs and "orgies". She did not watch last season so she's just an idiot on a game show. Keesha wants everything she can get out of this experience, plus more Hooters exposure from being on the show. She will also have a problem with "girls" and will most likely be in Dan and Memphis' woman hating alliance. Oh Shit! I spoke too soon. Keesha wanted Hiliary Clinton to win and says she will probably have to go with Obama for President over McCain. Ok so so far the douche bag alliance now only has Dan and Memphis in it.

Michelle loves loves adores worships Dr. Will from Season 2 and All Stars season. Her biggest fault is she is "impatient" but loves to be a "strong woman" so expect her to go at it with Dan and Memphis, mostly Dan. She also HATES that she looks like Amber is already being compared to her and looked at as the "crier" of this season. Amber 2.0. Great!

Uh oh! Another Hiliary supporter! Michelle also wants to vote for Obama! She tells us that "I will probably go at it" with any republican and she admits to having verbal "battles" with people in the bar over politics! YEAH!

April: Um.. April thinks LAST season was "boring". WHAT? Wow she's boring. "Dirty people" drive her insane. She hates "preachers" meaning people who push their beliefs on her. She also is not registered to vote and doesn't want people to tell her what to do with politics. She also says she will do "anything and everything" to win the game. NATALIE 2.O?!?! Oh I hope so! BLOW JESSIE! April also admits that she has a "big crush on Howie". WHAT?!?! She goes on to say Howie is "good looking". WHAT?!?!

1st Intruder/Brian: Okay, let's not get confused here. When Diane Henry is interviewing Brian she says she's going to "guess" that he's the Brian from "San Franciso". She then goes on to say "the other Brian doesn't seem... I don't know... You'll get to know him". WE HAVE ANOTHER HOUSEGUEST also named Brian?!?! Now one can assume the Intruders have also been interviewed and are now in some kind of hotel resort getaway house confined from the outside world until they move into the house. WOW.

Now onto Brian, who's entering the house now. He says he lived in Australia for awhile and there he saw how big their version of Big Brother is. It airs 7 days a week, 3 times a day and he calls it "soft core porn". He says Big Brother Australia is so big you just "can't avoid it". He then says he was picked up off the street and said "no" at first but then changed his mind and here he is.

Brian then goes on to say "always be friends with the gay guy". So expect Brian and Steven to be in an alliance. Brian says "they" have given him Big Brother 7 to watch and has seen some of season 8. He doesn't know what to do with all the "crying" in the house and how he "won't" cry anytime during the season. BULLSHIT. He says he comes from a family of "strong women" and can't stand Amber, the crier from Season 8. Expect Michelle, Jessie and Brian to be in an alliance of some kind.

Update: It seems GTVB reader informs us that "Ollie" goes by "Bryan Ollie" so then maybe the possible Intruders have yet to be interviewed. DAMN IT. And when I did a google search for "Bryan Ollie", it proves that no Intruder for this season is named Bryan. DAMN IT.

As for the rest of the houseguests, if I didn't talk about them I don't care about them. For the full interviews head on over to CBS2.com.

The Alliances!

Strong Woman Alliances: Michelle, Brian, Jessie, Steven, Angie, Libra
Douche Bag Alliance: Dan, Memphis, Ollie, Keesha
Floaters: Jerry, Renny, April

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Big Brother 10 | 35 Yr Old Gay Rodeo Cowboy! 22 Yr Old MTV BodyBuilder! And Still NO Lesbians In The Big Brother House!

Oh yeah, it's that time again. Big Brother 10, let's get the fucking games started.

The Houseguests have been picked. They are playing the game RIGHT FUCKING NOW! {We think} The show doesn't premiere until Sunday, July 13th and the live feeds don't start until after the 1st episode airs but right now everyone should have met each other inside the house and they should have started playing for the power of HOH-ish duties as you read this.

Here's a quick rundown of the houseguests. Not pictured is Jerry, the very unnecessary houseguest who is only a young 75 years old. Don't get me started on this fucking idiotic GIMMICK Allison Grodner wanted for this season. Big Brother UK has a blind contestant who apparently can't see a thing, Big Brother Australia has a "little person" who broke her leg during a "big person" challenge and now our Big Brother just has to top them by having the oldest contestant ever to play the game. He's a gimmick only put there to get people to watch.

It sucks too because I'm betting Jerry is going to last for weeks to come. The typical bullshit alliances in the house will use him as a vote to get others out and get the "stronger" people out. He'll just hang around like Sheila did from last season and hang around like George did from the All Stars season. I can only assume he'll break something and have to be taken out of the game aka Survivor style thus being replaced by one of the INTRUDERS waiting in some fancy hotel resort house establishment.

Now onto the other houseguests. The 35 year old cowboy, Steven, lists his favorite activities as "being outside with his dog, Payton, a one-eyed miniature Daschund, watching television and working out". He of course watches Project Runway and is well aware of "manipulating" people in the house to do what he wants done. All I have to say is a big good luck to him with high hopes that he has a body to show off. He's going to be representing ALL Gay Rodeo Cowboys whether he likes it or not and I hope Big Brother chose him for his mind and his body.

Now onto Jessie, the MTV star slash "youngest natural bodybuilder" of our kind houseguest. Yes I said MTV. He's been featured in both MTV's "Next" and "Exposed" dating shows. He's a reality TV whore and I'm sure he's damn proud of that! And he had better last to the final four because I'm going to need something beautiful to screen cap all season long. Now if only Jessie had done gay porn...

Up next is the rest of the houseguests. Libra hearts Obama, Brian was raised by "feisty Italian women", Memphis is a shitty "Mixologist", April has OCD, Ollie thinks we'll all burn in hell except for him, Renny is a 53 year old New Orleans socialite, Michelle is a loud mouth who felt the need to have an objection at her brother's wedding, Dan is the idiot who would have "moved out of the country" if Hiliary Clinton had become President and Keesha considers "Hooters" the resturant chain to be "important". A handful of geniuses.

That's all of them. 13 houseguests. Odd number, right? Well you can expect INTRUDERS to enter the house at a later point in the game. It makes no sense to have only 13 houseguests for the remainder of the season. I can only hope there is a fucking lesbian in the mix of intruders. LESBIAN! LESBIAN! LESBIAN!

Here's what's so funny. I'm thinking that NONE of the original 13 houseguests who started the game will win the grand prize money. I expect an INTRUDER to enter the house, make fast friends and win in the end game over anyone else who's hated for getting to the end will cost them the game. Oh the joy of bitter voter's revenge.

Oh wait, This remix of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" really should be the show's summer theme song. And if a lesbian walks in during some point in the season then by all means this is THE theme song of Big Brother 10!

Ohhh and please please when INTRUDERS enter the house let Amy be one of them... she's the perfect "lesbian" character that Allison Grodner is looking for. And the reason I say character is because season 10 knew they wanted a "gay cowboy" this summer and went looking for one and so they found Steven. So here Big Brother 10 & Allison Grodner, I present to you... Amy. Your season 10 lesbian.

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July 7, 2008

Big Brother 10 | A 35 Year Old Gay Rodeo Cowboy?!?! A 22 Year Old Body Builder?!?! HOT FUCKING DAMN!

So far the 22 year old body builder has been confirmed from EW.com but it has not been confirmed as to whether or not this 22 year old body builder is male or female. Please be female! I know, right, you're like "what the fuck Mr. GuyTVBlog, why a female bodybuilder?" to which I say that we need a female body builder on this show. We'll find out Tuesday morning when the cast is officially announced on The Early Show.

Also not confirmed yet is the rumored 35 year old Gay Rodeo Cowboy. Back on April 20th it was reported that Big Brother casting department was seeking out to fill the role of a "gay cowboy" on this summer's Big Brother season. Later today we'll find out if this rumor is truth or fucking bullshit.

Now we wait for The Early Show... tick tock tick tock. Almost time....

Update: 2 ads for the new season started airing TONIGHT and revealed some of the houseguests!!! The 35 YEAR OLD COWBOY IS IN THE HOUSE!

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June 18, 2008

Big Brother 10 | 13 Houseguests... 3 Intruders !?!?

In about 3 weeks CBS brings us the tenth season of Big Brother. As I've stated before one thing the U.S. show has yet to do is bring in what international versions of the show likes to call "intruders". These are people who do not start the game on Day 1 but begin the game sometime in the middle of it. Sometimes they come in by three's or sometimes I believe the public chooses from a group of people who will be the season's "Intruders".

If we look back at all nine seasons of the U.S. Big Brother we always have an amount of houseguests that result in an even number when the game starts. This year recent television spots have shown we will only have 13 houseguests when the game begins on July 13th. The past few seasons have had either 14 or 16 houseguests.

It makes absolutely no sense to downgrade the amount of houseguests for a summer season so if we are presented with 13 houseguests at the start we can expect 3 Intruders to make the count of houseguests back to 16, like last year's cast.

The U.S. version has had returning houseguests but the house has only had to deal with one houseguest returning at a time. They have never had up to 3 NEW houseguests entering the game to fuck with their game plans, alliances and potential romances. Expect the shit to hit the fan if intruders enter the game this season because the game itself is already vicious enough.

Nothing has officially been confirmed but I've been right on so many Big Brother predictions { like the couples season/all stars season } and now it looks like my prediction of seasons to come is about to come true again.

Note that the image showing my season predictions { pictured below } was created back in September 2005. And it looks like I've been right so far with only being off a season due to the writer's strike that caused 2 seasons in one year. I'm so proud of myself.

Here's to the intruders of 2008! Oh and here's the best thing about intruders. They always come into a season with no connection to anyone in the house. They are all brand new people who have never met anyone else in the house. This could mean that we may FINALLY get a brand new season where NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS EACH OTHER but if that happens then Allison Grodner may get her way again by bringing in 3 possible intruders who DO KNOW the houseguests still in the game. DAMN IT ALLISON, just let STRANGERS play the game!

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June 15, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Why Wasn't BBUK's Resident Asshole Dale Howard Not Brought Here To Play Our U.S. Version?!?!

I mean he could have been an "intruder" twist or something. The Big Brother UK show labels him as a "teaching student" when really his MySpace profile screams "DJ" all over it. Imagine this prick pissing off everyone in the U.S. house, mostly the guys, sleeping with the girls. Oh he would have made for good TV.

By the way that's the only twist I have yet to see on our U.S. version of Big Brother... INTRUDERS! Something that's done in other international versions of the show. So hopefully we can expect "intruders", to some degree, this summer! But for now, more of asshole- so fucking vain Dale Howard.

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April 20, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Are We Going To Get A Gay Rodeo Cowboy?

"KennyN", a poster from JokersUpdates, reveals through a friend of a friend...

"Hey Kenny, so you know I work in a gay bar right. Well a co-worker of mine might be on the next installment of BB. I guess BB wanted a gay cowboy, so they contacted the Gay Rodeo Association. So the Rodeo Association gave them a list of 4 people, and this guy JOHN DOE I work with was one of them. I guess its between him and another guy. I'm not really that close with the guy, he's kind of a tool... but he'd do well on the show. I work in a typical gay video bar, and this guy wears wranglers and cowboy hats to work all the time. Its kind of funny. He gets along with most people, and used to be married so he also flirts with girls. He'd probably do well on the show. He just bugs me. I'll keep you posted if he gets on..."

Now the person's actual name has been taken out of the post it seems to give the potential houseguest a chance at being selected for the show. And he was "married"? What the fuck, another gay houseguests labeling himself "bisexual" aka Joshuah of season 9!

Hey, at least we'll get one hot gay cast member this new season and I would hope this person's body is ripped like a western stud unlike season 9's Dumbassuah. One last thing, Allison Grodner was on Housecalls this past Friday and told us that they already started casting for season 10 midway through this current season. So expect more casting rumors to start flooding back into the web. I only wish this one turns out to be true.

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April 14, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Tragically Premieres Sunday July 13th

According to an official press release we all shall be gifted with a definite second season this year.

"BIG BROTHER, a CBS summer stalwart, returns for its 10th edition on Sunday, July 13 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) with all new game twists and surprises. BIG BROTHER will also be broadcast on Tuesday (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) beginning July 15 and Wednesday (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) beginning July 16 with the live eviction show hosted by Julie Chen."

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April 13, 2008

Big Brother 10 | GuyTVBlog's Season 10 Announcement!

By now over 4,000 readers are aware of my current distaste for Big Brother's 9th season. Don't worry GTVB readers, I'm done with Big Brother 9 updates, no more! Well, maybe a picture post here and there before the grand finale report but that's it. No more daily reports, opinions, live feed updates, etc... well maybe I'll update if Adam fucks Sheila one ugly, disgusting night but other than all that I'm done with this season.

As for sesaon 10, that should premiere sometime in early July, you can expect GuyTVBlog.com to gear up for another all new Allison Grodner manipulated season. BUT WAIT! THERE'S A CATCH. A twist, if you will, to how I'm going to cover season 10.

If you have been following GTVB's Big Brother coverage since season 6 you may have noticed I do live feed screen captures on the houseguests. 99 percent of Big Brother photos you find here are from on my own live feed captures collection and I intend to continue the "Vsuls" trend for a tenth season BUT THAT'S IT, just visual updates.

I will NOT be writing day to day reports on the happenings in the house. I will only offer visual stimulations for my readers. Okay, I may throw in a short sentence, maybe one paragraph to explain the story behind the visual post entries but that's it. I'll also post video(s) of any future blow jobs and 12 inch dicks flopping around the house, that's something we all want.

I am still shocked at myself for stepping away from the show and updating on this year's cast. I just had to stop, THAT'S how bad this year's winter edition was/is. But I still love Natalie! GTVB wishes you nothing but love Chatty Natty, even if you believe that I'll burn in hell for loving another man's penis as well as his heart, I still heart you!

So I hope this official announcement [that wasn't suppose to be made until after season 9's live finale] will calm those select readers who despise my Big Brother 9 coveage.

Why don't we look back at a few of my screen caps that keeps your reality hearts a fluttering for future seasons of beautiful houseguests...

I'm betting that since this past season had nothing but male pot bellys, hairless teddy bear bodies, guido men missing their ever so important six packs, a black man who's dick really should have been bigger than James', a gay man who almost makes me lust for pussy & tits and a bible cheating boyfriend who did not have the marine body I was hoping and praying for. I mean really Allison Grodner, this was the best you could do? Really bitch? Really?!?

But I do have faith in the casting department. They did introduces us to the somewhat hairy and beefy Kaysar, the well toned Adonis James [season 6], season 5's Will and his flawless lean phsyique [who's also the best gay houseguest ever to play the game who didn't embarrass us at the same time], season 8's Mike who presented his Super Gorgeous build to our wagging erections, season 8's Nick who flaunted his football jockstrap ready Gorgeous body to our purple headed erections, season 5's Drew who showcased his immaculate swimmer's body to our fluttering hearts, season 4's Jack who drove me wild with his rock hard hairy Gentleman's build, season 4's Nathan who flashes his beautiful blue eyes and Super Gay muscles for our tented shorts... you get the idea.

But the one houseguest to beat them all is Hardy from season 2. Hardy, if you're out there, return for All Stars 2. I know you have a phat ass job somewhere in Miami but just do it for the "experience".

As for season 10 there just has to be another Nick & Will coming our way. And when they make their TV debut you can expect GTVB will be there to capture the goodness that is shirtless muscle Big Brother hunks.

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