March 2, 2010

Steven "Dangle's Low" Daigle's Next Porn Film Is Now Shooting... "Stalked"!

I am really loving this new version of Steven. Now will I pay for this videos? HELL NO. Well I watch them if in front of me. HELL YES. Maybe blogs here and there will show what I really want to see, Steven's Cowboy Pecker.

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February 4, 2010

Steven "Dangle's Low" Daigle's XXXposed Teaser Trailer Is Now Online!

What can I say, I wish this version of Steven had been the one who entered the Big Brother house. A gay porn star who's naked all the time and working his way out to the end but let's not focus on the past. Let's look to Steven's adult future.

I still won't pay to watch his new adult film but if I pass across his nude screen shots I won't pass them by, I'll check them out. We all will.

The teaser "trailer" for the shitty out of focus preview that quits on me everytime when I hit pause is ready for viewing at c1r.com!

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January 28, 2010

Steven "Dangle's Low" Daigle's Life On GuyTVBlog.com. Steven Makes His Porn Debut During The Month Of Love! I'm So Proud Of His CowPoker!

Yes, I will admit I've been an epic douche bag to Steven. There's just something about him that pisses me off. I will say it started around the time he became friends with Brian during season 10 of Big Brother and how he wouldn't play the game to get further to win himself the money but how he would rather die on Brian's sinking ship of dumbass gameplay. Steven, thanks to your career in porn I doubt we'll ever see you play the game again for All Stars 2. DAMN IT I can't stop being an asshole to Steven. It just comes natural to me.

But hey, now Steven can live a long life in the porn industry. I love the porn industry. I love that Steven has finally gotten the nerve to update his body and feature his peen on countless computers and home television sets across the world. Bravo to Steven the XXX porn star.

So with that said let's take a visual look back at Steven's fame whore career via my photo posts dating back to his Big Brother days to his Guys With iPhones days to his soon to be XXX porn star days.

And what's funny is some time ago after Steven's GWiP photos appeared I basically told him, along with the rest of his fans, to... "Seriously, we've heard you're decent sized. Show it already! You're guilty of being a fame whore so just do it already! If you haven't seen Steven's first attempt at being nude then do enjoy a glimpse at his Country Poker." And so he has and so he will, over and over again all over our faces.

So finally, if you, and I know you do, want to see Steven "Dangle's Low" Daigle's first PORNO flick then you'll have to wait until February 16th for the cinematic event to start streaming online but it seems if you order the $54.95 dvd that your order won't be shipped until February 23rd 2010! Ahh the suspense!

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December 4, 2009

Big Brother 10's Super Cowboy Gay Steven Returns To Guys With iPhones... And STILL Doesn't Show Us His Country Poker!

Seriously, we've heard you're decent sized. Show it already! You're guilty of being a fame whore so just do it already! If you haven't seen Steven's first attempt at being nude then do enjoy a glimpse at his Country Poker.

What's funny is gay men flock more toward a non nude Russell from season 11 as you can see in this post featuring his own iPhone pic someone uploaded on his behalf, http://guyswithiphones.com/post/059490. Now let's compare Steven's almost nude picture and see the gay's react to his glimpse at his Country Poker, http://guyswithiphones.com/post/058537.

Steven, it's just not working for you. You might as well give us a hairy ass crack shot on Guys With iPhones if you want attention like the kind Russell gets.

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June 13, 2009

Big Brother 10 Vsuls | Vintage Bodybuilder Jessie Godderz Photos! Plus Big Brother UK Started 10 Days Ago!

I had to unload these beautiful pictures before the new season of Big Brother starts July 9th!

I am also announcing that this season, depending on the collection of houseguests I will only the week's happenings in one post. I just don't have the time to cover every second of this show but I will cover all the best fights, the best Vsuls, the best screencaps of the guys, the best drama and the best conspiracy theories this new year well bring.

Plus I had no idea Big Brother UK has already started! WTF! So far this new UK season has had 2 females evicted and one female housemate that WALKED OFF THE FUCKING SHOW! I mean it's only been 10 days into the new season and a TWAT walked off!

The new UK season also has 16 people, 8 dicks and 8 twats, having to stay in the living room until they compete and become "official" housemates. Well after Sophia was evicted everyone became houseguests minus the 1st evictee and the woman who walked off. It seems she missed her kids she left home too much and just had to see them. Public outcry was directed towards Saffia because she left her 7 year old daughter and 13 month old son with her "mother" and for some reason the public was just shocked that a woman would leave her children for potentially 13 weeks to win some DAMN MONEY FOR HER FAMILY!

In our own U.S. Big Brother that one girl left her babies at home to compete and even though American fans here did hold it against her it really wasn't that big of a deal.

And yes Big Brother UK this season has a gay boy! I'll profile him tomorrow!

If you can't wait then visit Big Brother UK's official website now!

Update! There's a bisexual twink in the BBUK house! And I think a hardcore Lesbian and a Wolverine douche bag?

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June 12, 2009

Big Brother 10 Vsuls | Jessie Godderz Newest Bodybuilding Photos! Big Brother 11 Better Top Jessie's Body! More Fur On The Next One!

Oh I can only wish for a beefy, slightly hairy muscled Hugh Jackman look alike in the house, give him an accent and make him "label" free in terms of his sexuality.

With my BB luck we'll have a female bodybuilder this season. An early fuck you to Allison Grodner for that one. I still expect a gay couple in the house or someone who's for and against Gay Marriage, this year's hot hot HOT topic that will find its way into the house.

I guess maybe a lesbian bodybuilder this year?

Do you want to revisit Big Brother 10's hotness?!?! Then head on over to GuyTVBlog.com's Big Brother 10 Vsuls for a complete photo breakdown of all the shirtless actions of Jessie, Memphis, Jessie, Steven, Jessie, Dan, Jessie and Jessie!

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December 14, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Nick, Jen, Ollie & April All Still Together! Jessie Godderz's Vintage Muscle Pic!

Every once in awhile I like to look back at the fuck up that was Big Brother 10. Yeah I know, most of you all just fucking lovvvveeeedddd season 10 because of how it played out but I hated it. I wanted anyone but Dan to win. What a stupid house letting him get to the end. Idiots.

Moving on. Recent pics of Ollie & April have been spewing all over the net as they "play" in public with the other totally awesome Big Brother couple Jen & Nick. Suck on that Daniele, Nick's still with that "bitch" you and Nick supposely hated together on your season. That annoying cowboy from Ollie & April's season also mentioned proudly on his "blog" how April lost her job and how all her co-workers like Keesha over her crap... I see Steven is still acting like a bitter male cunt for leaving the game so early.

Much love for April & Ollie. Loads of sex I wish on them. Fuck it, have an orgy with Nick & Jen and film it. Make money off of it. And now the good stuff. Featured above is a vintage picture of Jessie GODderz's body before he got bigger and more hotter and a little older. Love the shaggy adult film star look. Go back to it.

Only about 6 months or so before season 11! I can't wait for the next twist... could it involve real life couples... finally!?!?!? No bullshit, just 8 couples in various stations of love all having to figure out who will leave first and be the last person standing. Oh I smell divorce and pregnacy for season 11! Yay!

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September 21, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Wrap Party Random Pictures!

Just some random pics found on Jokers taken at the Big Brother 10 wrap party. It's nice to see Nick & Jen still in love. Here's hoping they both are part of All Stars 2.... WITH DANIELE! Bum Bum Bahhhhh!

Pictured from top to bottom: Nick & Jen making out on the confessional chair, BB9's Male Whore Matty with Daniele & BB9's Winner Adam's horny brother, Daniele with a sexy bicep buldging BB6/7's James, Nick & Jen with BB8's male model-ish houseguest Mike, Sexy as fuck James with the ever so beautiful BB10's Angie... I sense another Big Brother relationship coming, BB10's Memphis looking for the first time very handsome, Muscled bicep Nick with his girlfriend Jenn and Muscled bicep Mike, last 2 pics feature the cast with Allison Grodner on stage getting ready for the announcement that she will be returning to helm another season of Big Brother.

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September 9, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Jessie's Next eBay Item! Where's The Blue Shorts? The Cargo Shorts? Those White Boxer Briefs? Plus Former Houseguests Throw Vegas Party & BB9's Jen & Ryan Break The Fuck Up!

At least this one isn't another "piece of Television History" like him and that other Cowboy have been claiming for the past few auctions. Jessie better get these 3 items on eBay for his "buyers" who are willing to spend a good size amount of money for them, his Big Brother fame is about to end starting next week! Big Brother 10 tragically ends Tuesday with Dan most likely being in the final 2 but with who?

At least Jessie has a spot in the All Stars 2 season, he'll come back either more mature and even more ripped or he'll return with more JENIUS moves that will land him on the block nearly every week while being in the All Star house. I wonder what Cowboy 2 is selling or has been up to. Who's "Cowboy 2" you ask? Remember Cowboy from season 5? He was that guy who made it to the final 2 because everyone dragged him there. Well Steven from this past season is now known as Cowboy 2 here, just because.

So anyways, over at Cowboy 2's MySpace page there's news of former and season 10 cast members, at least the "cool ones", who will be attending a Big Brother Vegas Party on September 20th. And who else but Fame Whore Evil Dick is part of this party, getting "special thanks" by the people who are actually in charge of throwing it. There are tickets still available but it seems not many because the event host explains that this whole Vegas party is an "exclusive small event" aka very tiny.

But don't worry, the proceeds go to some charity... but for some reason I couldn't find the name of the "charity" that the proceeds are going to on their official site, but then again I didn't really look all that hard for it. For more info head here.

Back to Cowboy 2, he's newest eBay item is for another cap/hat he wore on the show. OH MY GOD, get ready to laugh again 'cause the posting writes "If you would like a piece of TV history then bid on this item." Um.. yeah okay, "piece of TV history".

O.M.G., Cowboy 2 is still claiming all this money he's collecting is for his "truck" that he still hasn't gotten and he makes it sound like this truck he wants comes with a MASSIVE down payment he seems to have not yet collected the right amount of money for. But if you want to help Cowboy 2 with his "desperate" attempt at getting more money out of his fans then by all means head on over to his auction and pay up. Remember, it's for a "truck".

Now onto Jen and Ryan's dramatic break up! Jen writes in her MySpace blog what happened between her and Ryan and let's just say America's STD Male Whore Matty was involved.

"Rumor....Ryan and I broke up....FACT! Yes, its true, Ryan and I are no longer together. Long story short....ever since he got back from the Big Brother 9 house things have been a little different. Some may say that reality TV changed us, but in actuality, it changed him. Everyone expected me to come back soaking up my 15 minutes of fame and instead, Ryan is soaking it up! He loves to be recognized! Especially when he is with Matty! Which brings me to Matty.....Ryan went to visit Matt in Boston and was supposed to stay for 3 days. I thought I could trust him. I mean after all, I trusted him in the Big Brother house for 3 months and he was an angel...how could I not? Well, there was one day/night that I repeatedly tried to call/text him telling him that I missed him and that I was thinking about him and couldn't wait to see him. After no response via text or call back I became a female and began psycho dialing him! After all he was with Matty..."America's Player" also known as well, lets not go there. Matty needs his own blog because I could go on about him for days, but its not my place. So after psycho dialing Ryan he decided to not only NOT answer, but turn his phone off instead! Not Ryan....at all, which made me very suspicious. Ryan then called me the next morning and the first thing I said to him was that he had a lot of explaining to do and all he said to me was, "Babe, I am sorry but I am not coming home today." "I am going to Newport Harbor with the guys and I don't know when I will be home!" The rest of this story is history. He ended up coming home 3 days later than expected and things just weren't the same. I, to this day, still have no idea what went on in Boston. About a week later I went online to pay our cell phone bill and had an intuition. As you all know, when girls have intuitions, they are genearlly right! So I browsed his call log and much to my surprise, I found a particular number that kept coming up in his phone repeatedly....a 774 number. I picked up his phone and dialed the number and it came up as KEVIN 187's work number. Kevin is one of Matty's friends in Boston. I wondered why Ryan would be calling Kevin at WORK at these crazy hours so I called Kevin's work number. Surprise surprise.....it was Christine, some 19 year-old girl that Ryan hooked up with in Boston. Yes, Ryan admitted it. He cheated and I can almost guarantee that she wasn't the only one that he cheated on me with. Of course Ryan is to blame, but I blame Matty also. I talked to Matty several times while Ryan was out there and Matty continued to assure me that I had a great boyfriend who loves me so much and that I had nothing to worry about...Ha ha ha ha....lies lies lies! Some friend Matty is/was to me. Once we broke up and I moved out I heard a bunch more rumors. Are they true? I might never know.

Rumor....Did Ryan have a threesome with Matty and another girl... FACT/FICTION?! I really don't know. Ryan doesn't deny or confirm it, but his friends from home say its true. Is Ryan making it up or did it really happen? Again, I have no idea. I really want to believe it isn't true because the Ryan I know and love(d) would never do soemthing like that....what guy would....WITH ANOTHER GUY?! Honestly, I don't even think I want to know."

Wow! Big Brother Drama! This is better than what's happening in the season 10 house! Jen is heading to the Big Brother 10 wrap party with Parker, looks like Chelsia will be there too and her and Jen will be getting horrid matching tats. How gross. Oh and you Dumb Skank, what's wrong with Ryan and Matty fucking each other? Nothing wrong with 2 men lovin' each other, even if there's another lady present.

You know I always got a Bisexual vibe from Ryan... and Matty is pretty hot for an STD Male Fame Whore... Oh Ryan and Matty kissing just gave me a woody! Check out this past Big Brother post that shows Ryan's wondering eye to Matt's amazing body while in the Big Brother house. These screenshots reveal all!

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September 6, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Vintage "Model" Memphis.

This is before his chubby-ish days in the Big Brother house. He always talked about how good he looked back in the day and how "ripped" he was and after Renny's eviction show, well wow, just wow to his vintage body. Here's wishing THAT is the body Memphis walked into the house rather than his now very chunky layered muscled body.

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August 27, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Jessie Godderz's Sells More "Pieces of Television History" Items On eBay!

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August 26, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Ollie & Michelle Flip The Fuck Out Over Dan's Backstabbing HOH Deal. Burn In Reality Hell Dan, Keesha, Memphis! Ollie Calls Memphis A "Faggot"

The first video is just audio but the "F" word is uttered repeatedly by Ollie to a very cocky Memphis.

This video features Ollies throwing a weightless barbell at the mirrors/wall and then telling Big Brother "fuck you" when they call for him to come to the Diary Room. Memphis and Dan talk about how had Ollie thrown something like the barbell at them that Dan would at least "fake an injury" to make the situation a whole lot worse. Asshole.

This video features the classic out of control Michelle verbally attacking Big Brother's attempts at putting her on "camera". This is very funny.

This next video features a livid Ollie wanting to "hit" someone in the face for what was done to him and Michelle. But hey, that's the game.

Let's catch you up on what happened. Dan made a shitty HOH endurance deal where he and Ollie would almost share the HOH duties. Both got to pick a nominee for eviction and then if POV was used Ollie would get to choose the replacement nominee. Ollie first chose Memphis to go up on the block while Dan chose Jerry. Then comes POV to which Memphis won so this in turn gives the duel HOH "team" a situation. POV will be used and so Ollie makes his 2nd nominee choice. Ollie chose for Keesha to go up on the block. But oh no, Dan just fucking had to protect his Hooter titty girl "friend" so he lied to Ollie and Michelle leading them to believe he was going to do put her up when he had no intention of doing it.

Next Dan told his alliance Keesha, Memphis and Renny what his HOH deal was all about and Keesha did not want to go up on the block. The plan was for Michelle to go up on the block now. Now for no fucking reason other than Dan wanting and needing to be the most dramatic Big Brother player of all time, well this douche bag once again started tellling both sides of the house what they wanted to hear. He told Keesha/Renny/Memphis that he was going to put up Michelle and then told Michelle/Ollie/Jerry that he was going to put up Keesha.

Now it's beyond me why a IDIOT Dan would even attempt to go at another week of telling both sides of the house what they wanted to hear and then having to go back on his word thus causing huge verbal violent reactions all based on his own actions.

Dan did this shitty move a few weeks ago when Jessie was evicted, Dan's vote though was America's Player vote and his vote ended up being the deciding vote that week Jessie was evicted. Now for no reason other than to be dramatic Dan told both sides he would do what they wanted and when AP voted out Jessie he ended up being a person who lied to one side, Michelle's side of the house. It's still beyond me why Michelle, who got HOH after Jessie's eviction, didn't go after Dan when Jessie ORDERED her to. She went after Libra who was really just a vote, Keesha and Dan were the 2 responsible for Jessie's eviction. Keesha started the idea to evict Jessie and Dan was the deciding vote, Libra was guilty as well but really just a single vote.

Now Michelle has once again been betrayed by Dan this week thus giving Dan abolutely no win in the final end game if he makes it to the final 2. With these very unneccasary moves Dan has made in the game he's pretty much lost April's vote, Ollie's vote, Michelle's vote and Jerry's vote. That's four votes, Dan has lost the game no matter who's he's up against in the final 2. I mean yeah he would walk away with 70,000 dollars, 20,000 from his America's Player week which isn't so bad but he has told the Diary Room cameras that he's really there to win the grand prize at the end... which he won't now with this week's idiotic game moves.

What would have made sense for Diva Dramatic Dan was to tell Keesha she would be going up as a pawn, that she had Renny and Memphis' vote which would cause a tie since Michelle/Ollie would have voted for Keesha to be evicted, well Dan would have been the tie breaker this week and he would have finally gotten the chance to send Jerry home. I mean Jerry has to go sometime. Now when the next HOH comes, no matter who would have gotten HOH, NO ONE WAS FUCKING COMING AFTER DAN, he was completely safe from both sides had he done this. Memphis/Renny/Keesha would have gone after Ollie/Michelle and Ollie/Michelle would have gone after Memphis/Renny/Keesha next HOH. Simple as that, Dan out of the firing squad.

But oh no, Dan just had to be the DRAMATIC DIVA he was destined to be on this show. Oh well, it's not my money and it is very entertaining. Now I want to see Dan make the final 2 and LOSE FUCKING BIG. I want him to loose EPIC BIG.

For even more HOH babble while Ollie is downstairs trashing the house {from different angles} then head on over to BB10House's YouTube video. Also more moments of a very pissed of Ollie/Michelle walking outside and going after Dan, Keesha and more yelling with some idiot rants mixed in.

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August 21, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Jessie Godderz Sells His Green Nike Shorts On eBay!

Got money to burn? Then head on over to eBay to buy Jessie's wonderful green nike shorts, the very same ones he wore on the reality show, Big Brother. He's testing the eBay waters to see if his crap sells because he recently stated he has this "huge" fan base but we all know he has this massive "hate" fan base as well.

Currently, as of this post's time when published, his green nike shorts are now selling up to $152 bucks with just about 3 days left remaining. Don't miss out on this one of a kind musky scented Big Brother item. What's funny is if you buy this sweaty muscled used item you'll apparently own a "piece of television history". Um... okay.

Jessie Godderz's eBay Auction | Big Brother Green Nike Shorts

Also, Remember Steven, the Gay cowboy houseguest voted out Week 2, well he's still at it with his own eBay auctions, this time selling an autographed T-shirt with his own signature along with Brian's and Angie's hancock. What? No Jessie autograph on there? Assholes.

Well maybe they're not complete assholes, their auction states that "All proceeds from this auction will be donated to the 2008 Best Buck in the Bay benficiary, Lyon-Martin Women's Health Services in San Francisco" while Jessie will most likely just pocket the money made off his own eBay items. Then again Steven bitched and moaned about him needing money for a truck and his "last" eBay item for himself was his "original Black Felt Cowboy hat" that he says he wore bullriding while also claiming the used hat was "very special" to him. It sold for a "very special" $810 bucks. That's it Big Brother Steven fans? $810 bucks? Why not over a 1,000 while you're at it? Oh yeah, Steven also called his cowboy hat a "piece of TV history".

Are you both fucking kidding me? The hat Mary Tyler Moore threw up in the air is a "piece of TV fucking history", not your sexy, musky scented crap you wore on your reality shows.

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Big Brother 10 | Still Nothing Interesting In The BB10 House & Memphis Is Bored... But Very Sexy At Pulling It Off

Let's see. April is going home. Her "man" Ollie has DONE NOTHING to save her plus he's scared shitless of plastic birds. Jerry & Renny continue their march down to the final 2 spots. Michelle's endless far off theories of what's really happening in the game are hilarious but not enough to keep me and many others glued to the live feeds.

Keesha remains the most POWERFUL FUCKING BITCH in the house as she continues to build on her friends/alliance-ships with Memphis, Michelle, Renny, Dan and soon Ollie, once April leaves. She even has Jerry on her side as she will most likely need him as a vote to either save her if she's on the block or use him as a vote to evict someone who she no longer needs in the game.

Dan & Memphis have made a final 2 pact while Renny seems to be very threatened by Keesha's new found friendship with Memphis yet did NOTHING about it this week to get Memphis sent home. Not that she could since Keesha's alliance of minions would have kept Memphis in over an April, an Ollie or a Jerry on the block against Memphis. Keesha is just too fucking powerful in the damn game, these IDIOTS should have made her the first person in the Jury instead of Libra.

Well what can you expect from another house of IDIOTS. What bugs me the most is that even Michelle FUCKING TOLD Keesha "I'm putting you on the block because I KNOW you can stay because YOU have the votes over Libra..." YES MICHELLE FUCKING ADMITTED TO KNOWING KEESHA IS TOO POWERFUL IN THE GAME YET FUCKING WOULD RATHER THE HOUSE TAKE OUT LIBRA OVER KEESHA.

If Michelle really wanted Keesha out she had the fucking chance at tieing up the votes with April, Ollie and Jerry giving her the sole power to kick Keesha out. But she didn't. She wanted it to be a sweep of votes evicting Libra. And now with both Jessie and Libra out of the game, the house itself is too fucking boring. There's no fighting. There's no arguing. There's nothing but... but hamsters in a cage shitting in a corner.

There you have it. Big Brother 10. What a waste... so far at least. I just want Keesha's line of friends and alliance members to soon EAT HER ALIVE and send her remaining pieces to the Jury House next week. It would be great to have the 3 WITCHES, Libra, April and Keesha enter the Jury House back to fucking back.

Okay, now for any hot muscled CBS suits reading this blog just for the fuck of it. Please fire Allison Grodner, hit the mutha fucking restart button and let's give Big Brother 11 a new life. Better yet just keep the show format the same but just get rid of Allison Grodner and Robin, the casting agent of the series. D.U.N., DONE!

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August 19, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Memphis, Like Big Brother 10 Viewers, Is Bored Out Of His Fucking Mind!

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August 15, 2008

Big Brother 10 | So Long Libra, Thanks For Playing! Keesha Wins HOH... through Renny! Plus BBUK's Dale Strips!

Oh Keesha. another week of power through one of your most devoted prisoners. Renny will do what Keesha wants and that is to target April. I shit, I just fell asleep on how dull this week on Big Brother 10 is going to be. This season sucks so bad.

We really need a new network and a RESTART button this show. Ten seasons on CBS with Julie Chen is enough. It's time for the contract with Allison "Fixed" Grodner and Big Brother and CBS to part ways. We really need the jackpot to change to 1 million dollars, put the show on a new network like ABC, build a new house, add new competitions and power to the game, get a new casting agency, it's just time to move on from how Big Brother is now.

That's how I feel. Jessie's gone. Libra's gone. Oh shit I fell asleep again at how the boredom that is Big Brother 10. Fuck you Keesha, I hate that your game is going flawlessly. Again, FUCK YOU KEESHA! AHHHH this bitch is going to win!

Over in the UK Big Brother's recently evicted housemate Dale strips... just because. Enjoy!

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August 8, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Holy Shits & Giggles! The House Explodes After Jessie Is Evicted!

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August 7, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Wake Up Calls Return!

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August 4, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Jessie Grabs A Shirt, May Be Evicted!, Libra & Keesha Turn On April, Plus Fight Night!

Yeah I know, SUPER EXCITING news, Jessie grabs a shirt from the dresser but really, anything he does shirtless is just news worthy.

So anyways the house recently had it's own FIGHT NIGHT that was all started by Libra, some say Jessie, but really Libra started it, so did April. Here's how it began, POV players were picked. Jessie and Memphis are the nominees. Jerry along with Libra and Michelle are playing as is April who's HOH. The alliance of seven have a meeting in the HOH room minus Jerry. Everyone agrees that Jerry in the POV comp is something no one can depend on. April continues to feel the pressure of winning POV on her own to make sure the nominations don't change. If either Memphis or Jessie wins POV they would pull themselves off thus having April have to go against her word with Michelle that she wouldn't go up on the block.

Well Libra turns this into a situation all about her as she feels April, along with Dan, have completely dismissed Libra's ability to win anything in the game and she felt like shit when they talked about her game playing ability as if she wasn't even in the room, which she was. So Libra gets up and leaves upset causing April to roll her eyes. Libra makes it known downstairs that she is upset and "hurt" by April's comments. Dan's too, but mostly April's.

Well Keesha follows Libra into the 60's bedroom and there they both begin to trash April and how she handled the HOH meeting. Libra is dropping "fucks" over and over to explain how she feels and their loud conversation wakes up Jessie, who's supposely sleeping nearby.

He gets up, rushes up to the HOH room and asks Ollie and April what's wrong and how both Keesha and Libra are bad mouthing April, by name specific. April tries to brush it off but soon it starts to effect her. Minutes later April goes downstairs and then that's when the shit hits the fan. Here say begins, he said she said talk starts and soon April and Keesha are pissed that they are being accused of saying shit they believe they didn't say, which they did.

At one point April kindly, calmly asks Keesha to wait her turn as she discusses Libra's "hurt" feelings and Keesha leaves the room to go to the kitchen to vent AWF to Michelle, Renny, Ollie and Jessie that she HATES April and can't stand her and starts going on and on about how April is a bitch and how she even doesn't care if Ollie goes back to April and tells her everything.

The fights continue as Keesha goes back to the 60's bedroom to confront April for talking to her or "disrespecting" her which leads to Jessie's and Michelle's name being the ones who started all the confrontations. Michelle gets pissed as her name gets dragged into, Jessie finally confronts Libra who shouts over him and dismisses him about what he thinks he heard them say earlier and then it just turns into Keesha and Libra confronting Jessie in the living room in front of everyone that Jessie is lying and starting shit.

Libra tells Memphis that he's safe this week and that both her and Keesha want Jessie out this week despite what April wants. Oh I forgot to mention that during the middle of FIGHT NIGHT that there was a birthday cake for Keesha and they all stopped shouting and started singing Happy Birthday to Keesha and when it was done they went right back to fighting. It was fucking hilarious!

Fast forward a day, Libra and Keesha come up with a plan to go against what April wants and to get Jessie out. They bring Renny and Dan into their plan and all agree to vote out Jessie over Memphis. April has yet to get wind of this but suspect that it could happen. Libra has also turned against April now and plans on sticking with her new alliance that is her, Keesha, Renny and Dan.

Upstairs in the HOH room April and Ollie talk about joining Michelle and Jessie as a new alliance and even go on to trash Libra and Keesha. Ollie believes they should "throw the first punch" in the backstabbing scheme of things before they are hit first. April has even talked about the idea of Jessie leaving, the alliance of seven being over with and those two "bitches" turning against April. April has even thought about getting Jerry, the old fucker who won POV, to use it on Jessie, have Renny thrown up to make Keesha and Libra into a forced situation of saving Renny over Memphis. But who knows if it'll end up playing out like this.

Just know this, the bitches upstairs, Libra, Keesha and April are DONE after this week. BIG BROTHER WAR is about to happen come later this week. I can't wait for it!

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August 1, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Team Sex Wins HOH! Angelina Jolie Evicted!

Let's catch you up on Big Brother. Angie was evicted by a jealous vote of 8 to 0. Endurance did happen as predicted with everyone falling off the building contraption leaving Michelle and April to battle it out for 2 sides of the house. Michelle, who at first seemed like she was going to kick some ass in this comp, started to quiver and shake thus causing her to make a deal with April who seemed like she was struggling herself but was ready to go 2 more hours at least.

The deal with April that Michelle made was that her and Jessie would not be put up on the block before and after POV. April agreed, she swore on "Boston", April's twin sister's son, while Michelle swore on her "family" that if she won HOH next week she wouldn't go after April. Michelle fell giving April and Libra and Renny and Keesha and Ollie another safe week.

Michelle said something about her wrist being dislocated or loose, her hands turned blue and purple, Michelle was a mess while April stood up on the endurance comp contraption for another minute to prove to everyone and herself that she's a threat, she's an IDIOT, um, yeah stay up there longer to show everyone how tough you are, FUCKING IDIOT.

Hours later midnight comes and April finally gets her HOH room. Everyone eventually floods out leaving Ollie and April to talk game. At first April is all about how she doesn't want to be the person who is going to "break up" Michelle and Jessie because she says if someone tried to break up her and Ollie right before sequestor aka the Jury House that she's be pissed at them for the "Rest of my life".

But then April says that she plans on putting up Jessie as a "pawn" against Memphis to make sure Memphis goes this week. Um.. what about Jerry and Dan?, use the shit out of them for a pawn, you breaking your fucking word can cost you all the money in the world. IDIOT.

April also tells Ollie that if either Jessie or Memphis wins POV and takes themselves off that she will "break my word" and put up Michelle! WHAT THE FUCK? I mean she's allowed to play dirty but wow, you'd think this bitch would give a fuck about jury votes IF she makes it the final 2! Ollie is down for whatever April does but also mentions that Keesha, Renny, Libra are all wanting April to fight their battle against Michelle as they are all weak and can't fight off Michelle on their own. Ollie even goes as far to tell April that having Michelle "on our team" is a good idea.

Later we find out that April wants NOTHING to do with Jerry, the old fart of the house. Jerry, as predicted, started to tell April that he is on her "side" and that "the other people" will start talkign shit about him to her and for her not to believe it. She told Jerry TO HIS FACE in front of Renny that she didn't want to talk game with him tonight. She said it in a bitchy kinda of way which is perfect because if Jerry doesn't go on the block as a pawn he can flip and fuck April over by not sending Memphis home as "ordered".

Another thing happened tonight that is causing shit among the "seven" alliance that includes Renny, Keesha, Ollie, April, Libra, Jerry and Dan. After the HOH comp Memphis went into the suana room with Keesha following him in. April notices this with Libra and says in front of Renny, Keesha's best friend in the house, that Keesha had better not be trying to make a deal with Memphis or "the other side".

Later April tells Ollie about this and says she doesn't give a fuck what she says in front of anyone now that she's in the jury. Um IDIOT BITCH CUNT TWAT, you better, if you want to win the grand prize money. STUPID CUNT.

Downstairs Renny tells Keesha in the 60's bedroom what happened and what April said. Keesha reacts with shock and paranoia saying "FUCK". She tells Renny that she CAN'T let Memphis be voted out this week. There's more "FUCK"'s said after this by Keesha. Keesha feels that once Memphis goes that she will be targeted by April/Libra/Ollie and soon Renny after her. She already sees the pecking order with that tight alliance in the mix of their own.

At first Keesha believes she can get the votes to keep Memphis with hers, Renny's, Michelle's and Jessie's but then they figure that April will put up Memphis against Jessie to prevent that, which is exactly what April is wanting to do. Keesha also now regrets not backdooring Libra last week, the same regret Jessie had last week when he knew he fucked up by not taking out Libra his week as HOH. She knows April & Ollie are stronger with Libra on their side.

This week is going to be crazy. April going against her word and getting it thrown back in her face, she's going to piss of 4 people this week with her going against her "Boston" word meaning Renny, Keesha, Jessie and Michelle thus losing the game if she's in final 2 and they are voting for someone to win. SHE'S AN IDIOT but then again she is doing what's best for her own alliance who's also ready to turn on her next week. It's a hard game to play, that's for fucking sure.

Oh yeah, Dan was selected to be America's Player for one week, he accepted it and I'm sure America voted the super hot Jessie to be the one Dan should push to be put on the block and with April already thinking about putting him up this will give Dan an easy win to get some cash.

Later in the night April tells Renny, Keesha, Libra and Dan that "one of those three" aka Michelle, Memphis or Jessie "are going home". She is now saying she didn't swear that she would NOT put up Jessie when she DID and how she is only putting up Jessie as a pawn but that he WILL go home if Memphis wins POV and uses it on himself.

The ONLY chance Jessie, Memphis and Michelle have this week is for Michelle to play POV, win it, pull off Jessie, force April to put up Jerry, then have Keesha, Renny and possible Dan/Jerry to vote out the "floater". But then here comes America's Player vote and Memphis would probably be voted out as America really doesn't get a vote, executive "fixed" producer Allison Grodner would decide who leaves that week because the house will be split if POV does play out as I said it could.

It's obvious America chose Jessie to be the one for Dan to go after as he pushes for Jessie to be put on the block. April plans on telling Jessie he's the "pawn" whereas Dan suggests April to not tell him so he can blow up on them and most likely be sent home so Dan can win more money when America casts their "vote" for Jessie to leave. This is going to be one crazy fucking week.

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July 30, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Oh Steven, Wear Only That Hat In Your Next Set Of Nude Photos! Plus Memphis Goes AWF!

If only he had photos to match those of his other fellow houseguest, Jessie "the body". If only!

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July 28, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Let's Look Back At Steven's... Body. Plus Jessie's Butt Ass Naked Photos Come All Over The Internet

A number of my readers are trying to point me in the direction of Jessie's "nude" photos and so I figured I'd post them here as well. I was hoping Jessie's dick would be fat and wide like a beer can but since there has yet to be full frontal shots well then I can only imagine.

As for Steven, we've seen his "grower, not a show er" dick and I'd rather Steven be the bottom and give us all new ass shots for us to get erect over. Love ya Steven, you were a horrible player but on the outside you're nothing but gorgeous!

As for a house update... Keesha still wants Angie out over a highly paranoid Jessie, Angie claims to have wanted to start shit up with Libra, April and Keesha but has yet to do a damn thing, Jerry is mad with alliance power as he feels he finally has a place to belong- oh what's that, are you not aware of the newest version of the house alliance?

Keesha is actually credited for starting this new alliance when she nominated Jessie and Angie. She gathered the floaters, Renny, Jerry and Dan along with her core alliance of four which includes Libra, Ollie and April thus making a strong alliance of seven. This leaves Angie's newest friends, Memphis, Michelle and Jessie as the new "outcasts" of the house. They are the ones to be picked off now instead of the floaters as the old house alliance agreed upon last week.

Jessie is mad with anger about Keesha and the others but tries his best not to do anything to their faces. I said he tries his best whereas Memphis got in a big ol' verbal fight with Jerry. Apparently Jerry is upset that a rumor was started that he touched Angie's leg outside to which Angie said herself wasn't true but Jerry started naming himself a "molestor" based on the touch that never actually happened, saying that is what people are now thinking of him yet he's the only one who actually used the word "molestor" numerous times.

So since Jerry hates Memphis even more now, most of it starting when Memphis didn't do something with his beer one night with Jerry [I know, over a beer? YES, it started over a beer toast] well Jerry went out and called Memphis a "womanizer" which created a larger than life verbal fight that was not on the feeds. You see a banner plane, or some kind of plane, flew over the house right before this big verbal fight that caused the live feeds to be cut off. After what seemed like an hour the feeds returned to everyone talking about the fight.

Soon after Michelle and Jerry got into it about hearsay and Jerry's pathetic attempt at giving Michelle advice on how to play and why she should distance herself from Jessie, who also got into it with Jerry earlier that day. When he and Michelle were arguing in the kitchen a second time she started to raise her voice and her "gang" alliance members came inside to see what was going on. Jerry made it seem like Michelle called them in with her loud voice and Jerry backed down but apparently also said "game on" to the camera as he walked away.

Keesha has also gotten Dan to turn on Angie by telling him how Angie was down with Dan being the original target this week. Dan has created this odd alliance of "trust" with Keesha. Both agree that their "word" outside this house is so fucking important that they will trust each other and others even if they get backstabbed and voted out of the house. DOUCHE BAGS, then why even fucking come in and play?!?! No one wins this game based on kind hearted game play. And bitches don't even think about bringing God into this fucking game of greed.

And that's about it. Libra continues to have a secret battle with Jessie while her, Renny and Jerry are going around the house making sure the "hate" for Jessie, Michelle and Memphis stays on top of everything else. They all make up shit and assume the other 3 are doing things they are not and even elaborate on the three's non verbal actions in the house as something other than what it really is. Libra even fucking thought Jessie, a 22 year old bodybuilder, could read her fucking lips from a distance so she put her back to him so Jessie wouldn't read her lips. SHE FUCKING TURNED AROUND SO HE COULDN'T READ HER LIPS! Idiot.

Fuckin Libra, she's working my last nerve but she makes for good TV so I don't see her leaving anytime soon. Oh yeah, the new eviction show is now on Thursday and this extra day gap could mean an endurance competition is just a few days away.

It makes sense because these houseguests could be put on a very long indoor lockdown so the interns can test out the endurance game overnight so that it will be ready for the live show. This week is absolutely perfect for an endurance competition as everyone watching will be rooting for the underdogs to flip the house yet again with their HOH win. Michelle, being an inshape marathon runner, could pull off an endurance comp with ease thus giving her dying alliance an extra week to live. Viva la Michelle!

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July 27, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Big Brother, Don't Piss AWWWFFFF Libra!

Right before this past live eviction show some people were getting ready in the main bedroom. Libra was talking calmly to Michelle when SUDDENLY Big Brother's voice came overhead and warned Libra in an annoyed voice "Libra, PLEASE PUT ON YOUR MICROPHONE".

Libra twisted around and got up in Big Brother's face telling- no shouting that she had on her microphone, for Big Brother to fucking look at her to see that it was on. Personally I think Big Brother was messing with her and they just got a laugh out of watching her explode over something so stupid. The look of Michelle at Libra from behind her is pretty funny, I mean really Libra, don't fucking bite the hand that is literally feeding you.

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July 22, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Jessie's Giant Biceps Do All The Talking

Let's check in on the house. POV wasn't used as nearly everyone figured it wouldn't be. Steven did try so very fuckin hard to get Libra backdoored like Brian was last week, his pathetic attempt at "revenge" for Brian's eviction. Jessie and Michelle weren't down for that and in the end it didn't happen.

Later Steven tried to get Angie to help him gather votes but she wasn't down for that either using the gentle approach to turn him down. Dan on the other hand is getting his foot in the door of the Jessie, Memphis, Michelle, Angie alliance. He's so almost in with them that he told Michelle that he wasn't even going to campaign for votes unless "they" told him to. He's that confident that Steven is getting evicted.

Steven's most recent last very pathetic attempt to stay in the house was to have an open conversation with several houseguests in the sauna room about what he's told Jessie and Michelle about how Brian used him and how he really didn't do anything except be Brian's friend. No one really bought it and when he left the room everyone was quick to go back to talking about evicting Steven.

Jessie also lied to the people the suana room after Steven left telling them that Steven told him he had "votes" to stay when actually Steven pathetically tried to tell Jessie half truths about who he thought he had in hopes Jessie and Michelle would be like, "uh sure dumbass, we'll make a stupid move in putting up someone that's NOT after us at the moment". Well Libra may be after the Jessie alliance now because she's aware of them but she's rather go after Angie or Dan before Jessie and Michelle.

Steven is just having fun the rest of this week before his eviction. Libra is on a bitch fest about being on slop and lost about 12 pounds of fat yet she still finds that to bitch and moan and complain about. Angie smokes her lungs to death, April's hair is fugly, Ollie blends into the boring aspects of the house, Jerry keeps getting on everyone's nerves including Keesha who got upset at Jerry for using her good shears to cut his back and nose hair, Michelle has revealed her talent in doing deep man "tranny" voices, Renny is getting more bitchy behind other's backs, Dan is blending in by laughing and joking around even though everyone sees through his bullshit, Memphis is getting cocky and thinking way too far into the game, that's about it. Now we wait until Wednesday's eviction!

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July 21, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Jessie & Memphis Play Gay! Plus Jessie Shows Off His Muscles

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July 20, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Steven's Dull Beside Manner That Turns Into Fun, Get Naked Steven!

He was in a state of whooooo is me depression but now he's seem to have bounced out of that knowing he's either getting evicted soon to go back to his rancher boyfriend or he's under the impression he's got enough votes to stay, which he doesn't.

Either way at last we finally got to see Steven's cowboy ass. Hot damn! Of course he told us there would be nudity but apparently no FRONTAL NUDITY. Later Steven reveals on the backyard couches that guys are in 2 categories. You're either a "grower not a show-er" or a "show-er not a grower". Meaning either your dick is big flaccid and that's how big it remains hard or your little dick turns into something giant and great in length. Steven is a "grower not a show-er". So now I'm confused, I can't figure out if Steven is a top or bottom. I'd really like to know.

Here's Steven in all his bare beautiful ass glory. Ride him hard boys!

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July 16, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Steven Shows Off His Erectionless Penis, Barbie Bitches Fight!

Here's what happened during fight night. Actually there was an almost fight but no physical harm or contact, just verbal threats and insults.

Basically Angie is pushing for Brian to stay by gathering votes and LYING to Keesha that Brian had "votes" to stay because we all know Keesha wants to vote with the majority aka the house to keep a target off her back.

Angie also believes that she can get Jessie and Memphis to vote to keep Brian when infact Brian wanted both of these very strong players out because they threatened his game to win this season.

So Angie takes Keehsa into the Diary Room to LIE to her about Brian having votes so Keesha says that Angie and Brian have her vote. They both come out of the Diary Room and the other women in Libra's house alliance believe Keesha may have been thinking about flipping and she did because of Angie's LIES or more so misinformation that Brian had votes.

Angie, the idiot she is, runs outside happy as can be and hugs Steven telling him in his ear that "we have Keesha". She also tells Dan this and Angie's next pathetic move is to work both Jessie and Memphis but little does she know she has no chance with them.

Keesha, who's in the kitchen, is with Jessie and she whispers to Jessie if he wants to keep Brian to which Jessie is quick to say "hell no". Keesha then realizes that Angie lied to her and doesn't have the majority of the house. Keesha is back to voting Brian out since Jessie is voting him out as well.

Later Brian talks to Jerry in the kitchen after being told by Angie that he has Keesha's vote that Jerry should be "ready" for a change and how Brian has "alot of people" who want him to stay. Brian is basically warning Jerry about him staying when that isn't true at all. Jerry says that the vote is what matters tomorrow and how "we'll see where people stand" after the live vote.

Meanwhile April, Libra and Michelle all have doubts about Keesha and her flipping, when she did for a split second. Libra is upset with Angie mostly for attempting to play the game to keep Brian and apparently Libra has to go to bed to get away from all this to "think". April is outside with Michelle, Jessie and Memphis playing pool.

Out comes Keesha and apparently the Barbie Bitches gave each other dirty looks and Keesha takes a seat on the outside couch. Suddenly we got April throwing her pool stick down coming at Keesha who threw water in the direction of April but the water was too far away to even get on her. Both are yelling at each other about hating each other and then April threatens to go after Keesha but is taken inside.

According to this video by BBDish, it looks as if Keesha started it based on her assumptions that April was talking shit about her when April had every right to because Keesha DID tell Angie that Brian had her vote to stay when Keesha should have told Angie no and for Angie to vote with the house and to let Brian go to save her own ass in the game!

Keesha remains seated and tells Renny and Jessie and Ollie that she hates April now when just a few days ago she really hated Angie. Who's she gonna hate next week? So April is in the 60's bedroom where Libra is laying down and Libra reacts very wildly to Keesha going off on April, something about wanting to beat Keesha's ass.

Outside others are trying to get Keesha to calm down and there's no hope for Keesha as she hates April. Keesha is snapping at everyone about anything and everything, mainly because she's in pain because she has only taken one SHIT in the house since she moved in and her stomach is in pain as she is backed up.

Later Keesha is still angry with the other Barbie Bitch in the house while April is crying about how she went off on Keesha like that and how she's embarrassed about her behaviour. It turns out the only person that could calm Keesha down is Libra, of all people.

Both Keesha and Libra make a pact to tell each other everything and Keesha comes clean about telling Angie that Brian has her vote based on Angie's LIES about having more votes to keep Brian. Libra also swears on her "children" that they will tell each other everything and that if anything Keesha tells Libra comes out in the house that Keesha will know who it came from. Well that's begging for another KITTY CUNT KAT FIGHT! Keesha also attempts to turn Libra against April based on nothing but half truths and assumptions she has about April.

Later Angie tries to get to Keesha after Libra's chat with Keesha and is unsuccessful in getting Keesha on her side. Steven even tries to help out but both are unable to get to Keesha. As time goes on Keesha has chosen her side of the house, the majority with voting power and a higher chance in winning HOH next week.

Finally in the end after Keesha gets her enema and gets all her SHIT out of her she goes downstairs where the house alliance is joining together to talk about Brian's death in the house. There is April and Jerry requests for both Barbie Bitches to hug it out, April starts crying and wants a hug and finally Keesha gives in and hugs her. The whole house alliance cheers and jumps in their own fucked up joy that both Barbie Bitches' War is over for the time being. Both April and Keesha are still hugging whispering things to each other.

Expect another future fight between April and Keesha in the weeks to come. This KITTY KAT CUNT FIGHT FEST isn't over yet, not by a long shot!

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July 15, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Jessie Takes A Nap On His Bicep Pillow

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Big Brother 10 | Natural Body Jessie Builder Sweat Stains!

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July 14, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Finally, Steven's 1st Shirtless Big Brother Pictures!

Steven is sitting outside with Memphis and Angie and informs that around 5 am Big Brother time he got up with a "piss hard on" and had to run holding it all the way to the bathroom. He says he was wearing underwear when he FUCKING PROMISED he would be naked since Big Brother took all his designer underwear from him. He says now in his mid thirties that every morning he has "piss hard ons" and can't hold the piss. Always up around 5 am to take a hard on piss. Just so you know.

In Other News, Project Runway 5's Cast has finally been announced! Check out Bravo's official website for the unsexy cast! Well, maybe Keith is kinda hot but he's no Jack from last season and no, Jack is not part of this year's cast.

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Big Brother 10 | Jessie's 1st Shirtless Pictures From The Feeds! Plus Steven's 1st Ass Shot!

I had to stay up until 5 fucking 30 in the morning to capture these images LIVE on the feeds. I think it was worth it. And if you have the feeds some time tomorrow Jessie will be working on his CHEST outside on the weights. Not sure what time he works out but he already did legs/thighs yesterday. I may not catch it so I'm just letting you others know.

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Big Brother 10 | Jessie Adjusts Himself, Steven's Sex Stories

"I couldn't wait to stick it in to warm it up". Steven talks about his dick being cold when he and someone else had sex "behind a dumpster in an apartment complex" that leaves Brian, Michelle and Angie speechless but soon after everyone laughs as it is asked if the sex or the dumpster was "gross". Steven admits to being "comfortable" and in "bed" when he has sex and how "outside sex" is "uncomfortable". BORING!

Dan is nearby and Steven flat out asks him if he's a "virgin" and Dan shrugs his shoulder giving no real answer. Then Steven tells the group how someone "gave me head on the balcony of a bar in the primetime hours". Oh Steven... his sex stories are just pretty fun to listen to. No judgement here. Share your stories Steven, be less bitchy and cunty in the house and just have fun... with your dick.

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July 12, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Because No One Wanted It... MORE of Jessie "The Body"!!!

Update: CBS.com releases the first glimpse at the live feeds! And what does CBS title the video as seen below but only as "Old Man Boob Grab". Oh Big Brother!

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July 10, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Steven, Jessie, Ollie Houseguests Shirtless!!!

That's right. My predictions before about their body types was pretty on the money. Dan IS pecless. Ollie shocked us with his gorgeous body to swoon over. Jessie is the best of the bunch, I'm a MUSCLE kind of guy. Steven, of course, is beautiful eye candy. Jerry remains shirtless in order to hide his gigantic gut he himself created all on his own, good biceps though.

Brian's Air Force body has drifted away and he's left with the "just average" build. Memphis is this year's Chunky Teddy Bear for all those "cub" fans as we'll watch him get fatter and fatter in the house. I just don't see him lifting weights at all and even if he does he won't stick to it.

Ohhh all's I can say is HOT DAMN we're in for another hot screencap season!

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July 9, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Steven Reveals His Coming Out Fucked Up Story! And Says "Don't Disprespect Me" Also, Jessie's Body & Muscles "Are For Looks"

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Big Brother 10 | The Gayest Big Brother 10 Screencaps Return Only Here On GuyTVBlog.com!!!

It's funny because at first Big Brother 9's resident hunky chunky teddy bear, Ryan, didn't sexually interest me until after Matt was evicted from the house. And James still doesn't turn me on, in case you were wondering, well his gigantic dick does but the body and personality, hell to the no. This past season revelation disturbs now because...

I believe Big Brother executive producer Allison "Fuck You Fans" Grodner has chosen her "James" & "Dick" of the season. Now that would be Jerry, the 75 year old GIMMICK grandpa, who I believe she will DO ANYTHING to make sure he stays in the house for weeks to come.

Let's remember this. I hated Dick when the cast was introduced during season 8 and he ended up winning the game. Last season I hated James from the cast reveal and hated him all the way through to the end game. Now this season I hate Jerry and my worst fears are expected to come true. He will be in the house until the end game/jury house. And what's worse, the more and more he's in the house I fear that I'm going to think he is suddenly "hot". Disturbing information... I know!

But fear not, hopefully that won't happen and GuTVBlog.com won't be flooded with a 75 year old's shirtless body. I can only hope that Allison "Fuck You Fans" Grodner will have no control on when the houseguests decide to get her GIMMICK voted out super quick.

Back to the this year's screencap hunks. It's pretty obvious I am very much into Jessie's amazing, beautiful body and of course I'm expecting our Super Gay houseguest Steven to have a beautiful body, hairless or hairy, either way is perfectly fine with me. Who else has a slammin' body to lust over? I'm thinking Douche Bag Dan is going to have a lean, very pecless body while his fellow Douche Bag buddy Memphis may have a similiar body type to that of Ryan from last season.

As for Brian, the former Airforce guy, I'm betting his body may either be somewhere between a muscular lean build to a very undeveloped build. Ollie's body may be sporting giant pecs and a belly. Jerry will of course sport the trademark old man gut and that's about it.

Let's hope there's tons of drama and fighting this season because I'm not so sure this cast is going to top Season 9's antics during the first few weeks. I hope this year's cast can prove me wrong in the weeks to come.

Oh, did you want to relive the Vsuls of Big Brother 9, GuyTVBlog.com style? Then head on over to my section Big Brother 9 | Vsuls where you'll find a season worth of capped drama!

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