September 16, 2009

Big Brother 11 | "I Just Won This Shit Y'all!" Jordan Wins Big Brother 11! Natalie Wins $50,000! Jeff Won America's Cash Prize! Jessie Voted AGAINST NATALIE! WTF?!?!

And there you have it. Jordan has won Big Brother 11. Her man toy in the house Jeff won the Favorite Houseguest prize of $25,000. Jeff and Jordan both win top 2 of the 3 top prizes. Sorry Michelle fans, you had no chance in giving any money to Michelle with Allison Grodner at the hands of "America's Vote". And Natalie won Half A Hundred Thousand Dollars! I know, it's sounds like more when you word it that way! LOL!

I didn't record the finale so I'm trying to remember all that happened. The returning houseguests reunion was shitty as always. Ronnie tried to pull the "let's all hate Natalie together" to take off the hatred that people have on him. NOT GONNA HAPPEN! I don't even remember what Casey said, he's forgettable. Laura talked about Chima quitting and how it- AWW FUCK HER thoughts on Chima. Laura, just get ready for All Stars 2 and leave Chima alone. Chima was ALLOWED to do what ever the hell she wanted to do with her chance to play in the house. It made for amazing TV and both her and Allison Grodner KNOW IT!

What I was shocked about was Braden's SUDDEN MAN LOVE for Jessie! Everyone scared of Jessie's intense beautiful body. I FUCKING KNEW Braden was horny for Jessie's dick, especially the day of Jessie's eviction Braden wouldn't stop talking about Jessie sucking his dick and balls. There's always truth to "insults" like that. BELIEVE IT!

Chima not being there was EPIC. Another FUCK YOU to Allison Grodner and CBS. HOT BITCH got a job on the CW Network on a new HollyScoop show and she's doing what she loves. She used the show to get her to where she wanted and she's on her way to new jobs in the industry. HOT BITCH may not be on the BET Network but CBS don't own everything.

AND WTF! For some reason Jessie voted against Natalie. I suspect PURE JEALOUSLY! Jessie is a DOUCHE BAG! Who gives a fuck if Natalie claimed to play Jessie and/or talked shit about Jessie to Lydia, POINT BEING the girl was at your side mutha fucker the entire game. BITCH CRIED when you were evicted IN AND OUT of the Diary Room. Shitty DOUCHE BAG voted against Natalie. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

I hated the new format of the final 3 HOH Live Jury Questioning thing. It's good for Drama and suspense and ratings but I just hated it. I like only 2 people left in the house, celebrating, no more lying, just having a good ol' time and then the suspense of hearing about the Jury Questions and what was REALLY SAID versus what is shown on TV on the finale. But oh well.

I suspect Allison Grodner will step down from Big Brother this season, making it her last. I suspect she will pass it along to that new guy, forget his name. I wait and pray for the day when Allison Grodner steps away from the show. We need all new games, new twists, new powers, new ideas, new EXECUTIVE PRODUCER!

Been watching the backyard Evel Dick interviews. Getting some juicy tidbits. Like Jessie had only a week and a half to prepare to go into the house for another season. They just called him up and told him he had a 1 in 4 chance in getting back in the house and if he wanted to play again and he said yes.

Jeff will NEVER admit to being duped and made a fool with the EPIC LIE about Russell going after Jeff because all Jeff says during the live show and the interviews his how he had all these "reasons" to do what he did and how the EPIC LIE didn't really make him look out to be a fool WHEN IT DID!

More on the backyard interviews. Kevin tells Dick that he talked to the Jury and how they all were going to vote for him HAD he been smart enough to get to the end. Kevin talks about how more "fans" like him, Dan and Dick should be in the house playing the game versus all the last minute people who were thrown in at the final hour. Dick then says "Robyn", the person in charge of casting, "loves people who have no idea what Big Brother is". OH REALLY!

What's REALLY FUNNY is watching Dick make some rude comments and stabs towards Jen who's also in the backyard doing her own interviews. Something about getting her "stink" off of him. I guess they hugged off camera. He then commented about Nick and her breaking up. Later Jen was very close to him during his interview with Jeff and he AGAIN started making small jabs towards Jen and even Jeff is seeing it laughing while asking Dick if he's still "bitter" towards Jen. He of course denies it and makes some comment about her and Nick breaking up. She makes a comment about getting a text from him and he then talks about how Zach gave him Nick's "new number" and it's just a funny trainwreck. Dick also made a comment to Jen about how "no one remembers your season anymore" yet HE was on the SAME SEASON as her and is talking about his season during his interviews with these houseguests. HE'S AN IDIOT.

Dick now talks to Natalie. About how respected her game play over Jordan and can't believe how she didn't win the game. How she has "ALOT of haters". Dick says for her to just have the attitude of "just fuck 'em". She agrees and says she's fine with the haters. She also says this is the 2nd year she applied to be on the show. How she could do "this all over again". How last year she didn't even get a call back and this year she made it all the way through to the show. Natalie says "no one is going to tear me down" and how she still plans on talking to Allison Grodner about a "Big Brother" wedding. SORRY GIRL, AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. Now if Jeff and Jordan were engaged then yes there would be a special episode for their wedding but NOT THIS TIME.

My own personal final thoughts on Jordan winning and the final 3. I felt 3 floaters in the end all deserved to win something. A house STUPID enough to let them get to the end deserve to be bitty bitches voting for "floaters" to win. I don't believe the idea of "Jordan WON" comps near the end as a reason to give her the money. I mean if you have 3 fucking floaters in the end one of the damn floaters are bound to dominate and win something thus making them sudden players in an end game of "floaters". I mean Natalie didn't have to win and bitch still got dragged to the final 2.

As for Natalie fucking up her own game. I just don't see how she did it. Both her and Jordan played very great SOCIAL games. But I did see Natalie playing a Dirty Social Game, still can't believe her lies and playing multiple people at the same time never exploded in her face. Jordan on the other hand played a very CLEAN Social Game. Jordan's clean game moves or lack thereof gave her the majority of the votes. She hardly talked shit about people whereas Natalie did and her shit talking made it to the jury house THANKS TO LYDIA!

I still can NOT BELIEVE JESSIE AND LYDIA did not vote for her to win. TALK ABOUT BITTER CUNT TWATS DOUCHE BAG BITCHES. I mean they do have the right to vote however they want but come the fuck on, voting for Jordan over Natalie, someone who played the game and used people over someone who just wrapped her cookie dough thighs around Jeff to get her ASS dragged to the finals.

Natalie should have won this game had it not been for Jessie's bitter BITTER hatred towards Natalie getting the best of him and using him. But oh well, Jordan gave the gift of HALF A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS to Natalie! SUCK ON THAT MICHELLE AND JEFF FANS!

In the end I'm happy with any of the final 3 winning. Loved seeing Jordan hug her mother at the very end and her SUPER GAY brother. I loved her answer on what she will do with the money. No "going to Las Vegas" shit. Bravo Jordan. LOVED JORDAN when she isn't around Jeff. And Jeff having a relationship with Jordan outside the house. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

MARK MY TYPED WORDS, JEFF WILL STICK HIS DICK INSIDE JANELLE!

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September 10, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Finale Week! HEY Y'ALL! Jordan Wins Part 2 In The Kindergarten Style Rolling Ball Challenge!

Thursday September 10th

Well, Jordan wins Part 2 in the Final HOH. And don't get your TWAT all twisted up, the "Kindergarten" is a knock on Natalie too. I mean how the fuck did Natalie screw this one up! I'm impressed Jordan was able to pull this one off. I was out during the live show and arrived home just in time to see Jordan start her timed comp. I hadn't seen Natalie's earlier and was unaware how AWFUL the dumbass did.

I watched Jordan, fucking up, had hopes Natalie killed the comp, but then watched Jordan catch up and started knocking them all in only missing one. And then when the competition was over I hear from Julie Chen that Jordan won Part 2! SHOCKED, I WAS SHOCKED! Then she revealed it to the houseguests and Kevin was SHOCKED! Natalie had tears in her eyes but nothing fell down her cheeks. Both congratulated Jordan and Jordan talked about her arm pits sweating and how excited she was for the final part of the final HOH.

Kevin and her will now face off in the CHANCE competition that is Part 3. Jordan and Kevin have a 50/50 chance of getting to the final 2! I GOTZ to win against you "whench".

If Kevin wins Natalie has basically told him in the kindest way possible that he will LOSE against Jordan if he decides to take her to the final 2 over Natalie. Natalie runs down the votes and both agree Jordan, if in final 2, will win America's Vote hands down. That Jordan also has Jeff and Michelle's votes. That's 3. Natalie says that if Jordan wins the final HOH and evicts her then Kevin gets her vote "100 percent" BUT if Kevin wins the final HOH and kicks out Natalie then Natalie will FOR SURE give her jury vote to Jordan giving her the fourth vote to win the game!

Kevin has GOT to be thinking, Natalie, come on bitch, we're going to the final 2 together.

We also find out that no one is getting evicted until Tuesday, finale night. That the Jury will ask their questions live and vote live! That whoever is evicted will be voting and doing everything live. WOW! Now we and the final 3 have to wait almost 5 fucking days of NOTHING. Don't expect me to be covering the house unless some luxury comps happen, which I doubt it. I mean they could win the chance to see some movies, have a concert in the backyard by some CBS owned music group,

OH SHIT I NEED TO WATCH THE JURY HOUSE on tonights show via DVR!

Back, the Jury House was boring. WHERE ARE THE FIGHTS? Shitty Jury.

Big Brother After Dark has kicked in and Jordan is no where to be found. Kevin and Natalie are dining at the very small round table about how "they" just confirmed that this is the "Jeff and Jordan show". Kevin is agreeing. Natalie then pushes how now this is the "Jordan" show and how "they" want her in the final 2. Kevina agrees again.

Natalie AGAIN tells Kevin that if he wants ANY CHANCE OF WINNING this game that he has to take her to the final 2. He agrees yet again. But it's TRUE! If Kevin takes Jordan to the end it really will be the DUMBEST MOVE OF THE SEASON and the entire SERIES! So close and to lose to Jordan of all people. Natalie is FLAT OUT TELLING KEVIN AGAIN that Jordan will have four solid votes if Kevin evicts Natalie this Tuesday.

Later Kevin is in the Diary Room while Natalie and Jordan SHIT CHAT in the Red bedroom. Jordan mentions how America "really must have loved Jeff" and Natalie agrees. Something happened during their finale dinner where they were told or led to believe that Jeff and Jordan are LOVED by America. Well this makes me happy because if Kevin wins final HOH that he MUST take Natalie. Again Kevin will be the biggest moron to take Jordan to the end. Even if Kevin thinks Natalie has "friends" in the Jury House the only votes she supposely has is Jessie and Russell and THAT'S IT.

Jordan then talks with Kevin and Natalie about how she's nervous, her stomach is "turning" and how she is going to have "diarhhea" until the last day. WHAT? At least the girl is honest. Natalie is gone now and Kevin says "you're like totally on board" and Jordan laughs smiling saying yes. Again Kevin is told by Jordan that "100,000 percent" that if he wins the final HOH that he WILL take her and how is "mind is made up a long time ago".

Kevin then says he thinks Natalie has a "mystery power". WHAT!?! He really is an idiot! STUPID STUPID IDIOT! At least Jordan has NOW OFFICIALLY WON the show thanks to Kevin's new found paranoia. Kevin says "she is already on me" and how he has to "calm her down" in regards to him saying he will take her to the end.

Kevin then says he will only get "2nd" with Natalie in the end and how he may or may not get 2nd with Jordan. LAUGHABLE IDIOT! Kevin, I just can't believe what he's going to do. JORDAN HAS OFFICIALLY WON THE GAME. Why wait until the finale.

LOL! How Kevin tells Jordan how he's had "ENOUGH" of the Jeff talk in the Diary Room and how he told them he does NOT want to talk about Jeff anymore in the Diary Room. This must be why Natalie and Kevin talked about America loving Jeff and Jordan and why all their Diary Room sessions lately are about Jeff and Jordan and mostly just about them.

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September 9, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Natalie, Kevin, Jordan FINAL 3! Michelle Evicted! Part 1 HOH Endurance Comp! JORDAN OUT! Natalie OUT! KEVIN WINS PART ONE!

Tuesday September 9th

So Kevin told Michelle earlier today that she was leaving and the girl CRIED! Well I mean who wouldn't. And then during the live show the crazy nut job put on devil horns to show Kevin how she really is the Devil and the perfect person to take to the end to win against. GIRLFRIEND, KEVIN AIN'T BUYING YOUR CHEAP ASS ONE DOLLAR SHIT! Kevin evicted the shit out of Michelle tonight!

And a VERY BITTER Michelle told the final 3 "may the best wo-... player win". BITCH WAS TRYING TO SAY "MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN". Kevin caught that shit and mentioned it to the girls after Michelle was sitting on the shitastic chair with Julie Preggers. I'm so in CUNTY TWAT MODE TONIGHT! Off the Jury House Whack a doodle Michelle!

Oh my GAWD! I'm literally on pins and needles here waiting for Jordan to drop! Part of me fears Jordan has this one in the bag! She's hardly showing signs of struggle at all! Just literally JUST FUCKING LAUGHED at something Natalie said. All SMILES FOR FUCKING JORDAN!

I so need my final 2 latino players of Big Brother 11!

WHOOPS! I pulled a Jordan! I like totally forgot Kevin is "blackinese", a proper mixture of Black and Asian! For some reason I see him and think Latino! I remember some weeks ago he and Natalie were speaking spanish by the Hot Tub and how Big Brother called them in threatening them that they would both be expelled if they spoke spanish again in the house! It's crazy how Kevin knows Spanish instead of Chinese, or does he know Chinese too? WHATEVAS! Thanks readers for pointing that out!

HOLY COOKIE DOUGH SHIT! Jordan just said, the girl just LITERALLY SAID around 10:17pm that she was hoping they all would play "rock paper sisscors" to see who can go first because the girl is "FREEZING"! BOO YAH BITCH!

Natalie then says "I'm sure there's some nice WARM towels over there" hinting for Jordan to jump off and get warm. Jordan has also mentioned to Kevin how his face looks "blue" but he doesn't seem to think so. It looks as if Jordan's plea to wanting people to jump off has given him a new fighting hope to stay in the game. Jordan then asks "when is this thing going to start" meaning the log to start rolling. OH THE SUSPENSE!

Jordan just FELL THE FUCK OFF! She dropped around 10:27pm! The log started moving forward and down she went. I'm glad she didn't get hurt on her way down. Girl just feel straight down in a clean SWOOP!

They both check on her to make sure she's okay and Jordan is. Now both talking to each other. Kevin keeps calling her "whench" and laughing about how who will fall off next. Kevin says "bitch I can go all night". Then Kevin asks Natalie is she's tired or "cold" and she says no. Kevin snaps back playfully how he isn't either WHEN HE IS!

Jordan goes inside to get warm and both are quick to talk. Kevin swears on "everything, my man, my life" that he will take her to the final 2. Natalie keeps pushing how Natalie will stay up forever and how Kevin keeps saying "dude we talked about this shit" meaning her falling and letting Kevin go to round 3. He wants her to drop in five minutes and she says "15 minutes". Kevin then says "10 minues, compremise" BITCH!

Kevin keeps saying both still have a final 2 deal and Natalie is unsure to trust Kevin. Kevin keeps saying that if he wanted to backstab her he would have kept Michelle to both go after Natalie BUT HE DIDN'T. Natalie keeps saying she has "endured" worst pain than this. Kevin talks about his balls "shriveling up" and are now up inside his body. Natalie said her nut sac has shriveled up too. I KID! I KID!

Both plotting to make the fall look like it wasn't planned and wondering if Jordan is going to come back outside but she's inside showering her supple breasts, her finger tips grazing her so sensitive pussy lips. LOL! There's some super hardcore lesbian fingering herself out there as she watches Jordan shower!

Natalie then tells Kevin outside that "they" better not get you to go against her, meaning how a few days ago Kevin admitted to the Diary Room WORKING HIS BITCH ASS to keep Michelle over Jordan! FUCK YOU DIARY ROOM! Kevin saw through that crazy bitchassness from Allison Grodner's peeps!

Neither have yet to fall!

Natalie just willingly fell at the 4 hour mark while Jordan, who just came outside had gone back in. Natalie feel off on her own and Kevin soon walked off laughing how he just won PART ONE! Natalie and Kevin meet at the bottom and hug each other how they are "final 2".

Now they both go inside and Jordan is quick to ask who fell and Natalie says she did, how she was "cold". All agree the first endurance with them in a swing was FAR WORSE than this one. They all talk how "easy" this one was but Natalie has to keep downplaying how she was "cold". Jordan talks about her hand hurting "so much" and how she couldn't hold on anymore.

That's it! Part 2 or Part 3 may be during Thursday's "Live" show, kinda played out like a live HOH. Questions. I really didn't listen to Julie Chen to see how the rest of the week would play out.

Morning has come and gone. I check the feeds around 5pm to find Jordan saying "this is SO BORING! IT'S TORTURE!" Damn straight it is! Natalie seems to be in the jury- I MEAN DIARY ROOM! Whoa! Slip up!

Jordan is SUPER QUICK to tell Kevin how about if she wins the final HOH that she will take Kevin to the final 2. Kevin and her both agree that they will take each other to the final 2. Jordan keeps pushing how she can't win and how if Kevin takes Natalie to the final 2 that he will lose. He talks about how he doesn't want her in the final 2.

But Kevin "swore" on "everything and his man" that he would be final 2 with Natalie, even if he wins the final HOH. So Kevin is LYING to someone! Jordan seems to be pushing a good argument that Kevin will win against her and that all she wants is 50,000 dollars. Kevin doesn't seem to think Natalie even "needs" the money. He says how if he and Jordan win 1st and 2nd that the money will be "life changing".

I guess from this conversation Kevin sees a for sure win against Jordan but the IDIOT will may lose against Jordan in the final 2! Jordan has Michelle and Jeff's vote. That's 2. She'll get America's. That's three! ALL THE BITCH NEEDS IS ONE MORE! HE'S AN IDIOT TO TAKE HER TO THE FINAL 2! But WHATEVAS! I'd be happy with Jordan winning because she and her family will have loads of fun with the money, possibly even going to Disneyland or Walt Disney World. Or Even DOLLYWOOD!

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September 7, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 9

Monday September 7th

What's the fucking point? These final four are NOT fighting. Kevin and Natalie are always thinking of new ways to LIE to Jordan and Michelle. Not sure why. Imagine if Natalie and Kevin were tight at the hip from day one, IMAGINE ALL THE LYING THEY WOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL SEASON LONG? It would be dog shit on your high fashion heels fantastic!

The house is also aware that Tuesday is a live show and MICHELLE GETS EVICTED! Jordan keeps fucking pushing how she'll be leaving over Michelle. THIS IS BULLSHIT. I mean Jordan and Natalie both are fearful Kevin and Michelle have secretly teamed up but we all know they haven't. Natalie has threatened through Jordan to Kevin that if Kevin goes against what SHE WANTS that she will NOT vote for Kevin if Kevin and Michelle take her out at final 3, you know if Jordan were to leave and Michelle stayed to work with Kevin to take out Natalie.

But again that's not happening.

Thursday September 3rd

As so the long BORING eviction day happens. Jeff is ANGRY with Kevin and Natalie for doing this to HIM! HOW DARE THEY GET HIM GOOD IN THIS GAME. HOW FUCKING DARE JEFF GOT GOT!

Jeff has referred to Kevin as a "fucking cocksucker" today and has told Jordan to "shut up" about something. The "shut up" was rude and out of frustration and Jeff did end up apologizing about it later in the HOH lockdown.

Jeff has also ORDERED Jordan to stay with Michelle until the end and to not trust Natalie and Kevin. Less than an hour before the live show Jordan and Michelle are talking in the Pool room about the game and what will happen next week. Jordan here reveals how she would be happy to go tonight so Jeff can stay but would also be upset if she got voted out. BITCH CAN'T MAKE UP HER MIND! I think Jordan is on revenge mode if she wins HOH tonight. I think she wants Kevin's BLOOD on her HOH hands. Michelle wants Natalie's Blood even though she thinks Kevin is a bigger threat. Michelle can't take out both Natalie and Kevin next week. She either has to take out Natalie who has all her friends in the Jury House or Kevin who could win the entire jury in the end. Jordan is Michelle's new BFF final 2 gal pal lesbian ho bag!

OMG Jordan is watching Jeff play some stupid card game that he can never win on his own and she ONCE AGAIN tells him how she's done with the game and wants to "go home". He gets annoyed asking her "go where?" She keeps saying how she has this "feeling" she is going home over him when really this only gets Jeff's hopes up and we all know this isn't happening.

Thursday September 3rd

And with that Jeff HAS BEEN EVICTED! This feels as good as when Crazy James got evicted back during Season 9! And what makes it better?!?! NATALIE WON FUCKING HOH! I was like Michelle has this one in the bag but then Natalie actually won WHEN IT MATTERED! She's in the fucking final 3! HOLY SHIT! And what's up with Jeff NOT giving Jordan her "movie/cinema" kiss on his way out? Jordan should have just gotten on her knees and gave Jeff a blow job on live TV. Me and my erection would have loved that.

Afterwards Big Brother gave the final four a luxury comp where they won some new clothes. Kevin is spending alot of time in the Diary Room talking about what's happened while Michelle, Jordan and Natalie bond over some wine. Michelle seems to be sucking up to Natalie BIG TIME in hopes that she won't get nominated. Whoever isn't nominated this week has ALL THE POWER to evict who they want to leave that is on the block.

What Michelle doesn't know is that Natalie already promised a "final 2" deal with Kevin. How she is appericative of Kevin not putting her up last week. Natalie also tells Kevin that she will "fight" for POV to get REVENGE for Chima. Natalie wants Michelle out SO FUCKING BAD. She already got Jeff out for Jessie and now she hopes to get out Michelle this week for Chima.

It's funny because Jeff got out Jessie and then Michelle got out Chima, back to back. NOW Natalie has helped taken out Jeff today and we can only hope she takes out Michelle next, another back to back move!

Kevin also warns Natalie that Pandora's Box door thing is coming back. She plans on taking any money deals but

As the drinking continues into the night in the kitchen, Kevin in the Diary Room, Jordan offers a final 3 deal to the ladies. She says how Kevin will win the Jury against all three of them. Natalie then flips it saying how Jordan could win as much as Kevin. Jordan tries to downplay that she doesn't have the jury, FINALLY a move in the game to get in the girls head to take her to the final 2. BUT Natalie isn't buying it. The final 3 girls thing IS NOT going to work. Natalie wants REVENGE still, not girl power.

She also hopes to talk to Jessie once more. She says she left a horrible goodbye message to him and wants to explain herself. I suspect the Pandora's Box will be a dinner with one of the Jury Members, kinda like last season with Dan and Michelle.

Natalie now explains how Jeff's BULLSHIT of him saying "I saved you" in this game and how she gets so mad at Jeff and how she explains he never did what he says he did. He put her on block, she was never the real target and he used her being a pawn in the game as him "saving" her. She saw right through his BULLSHIT. OMG Jordan keeps trying to DEFEND Jeff's actions and hopes to get Natalie to LOVE Jeff. This reminds me of when Jordan bashed Jessie to Natalie and how Natalie tried to defend Jessie's actions.

Friday September 4th

Well today has been interesting but I've been working an 11 hour shift at my job so let's play KETCHUP! Natalie has nominated Kevin and Michelle giving Jordan the SOLE power to evict who she wants this week. That is POV is won and not used.

Well Natalie finally had her Pandora's Box moment. She came into the HOH room and found the door again and the feeds were cut off again. When they come back we find out Natalie is telling people that her boyfriend was there and proposed to her and told her that she has alot of "haters" from the outside world.

There was also a competition or event where these people in costumes were fucking with the houseguests. People have assumed it was Jury members Jessie, Lydia and Russell in costume and even Jordan and Michelle think Natalie is lying about her boyfriend coming to Big Brother's Pandora's Box room.

It would make sense for Natalie to talk to a jury member, like Jessie, and get him to turn the Jury against everyone and focused on her winning the end game.

Kevin and Natalie have also played up the idea of how they are going after each other or how Natalie did want Michelle out but now suddenly wants Kevin out only it is a trick. She still wants Michelle out for Chima! Kevin is also pissed because the penalty for Natalie opening the door is that she CAN NOT play for POV!

Now only Kevin, Michelle and Jordan play POV. So Kevin just may be leaving this week. If he doesn't win POV then he's GONE! So much for a gay person FINALLY winning Big Brother!

Saturday September 5th

So far it's been another day of easy going crap. But something interesting is happening. Around 11am-ish Jordan and Natalie SHIT CHAT in the bathroom. Jordan REVEALS how Michelle told her that Kevin proposed a "final 2" deal with her and how if either of them wins how Jordan is now going home. Natalie feels like Kevin will still take out Michelle if he has POV this week. Jordan is also "nervous" and mentions how she "really wants to win". Natalie LIES saying Kevin is upstairs sleeping when he's studying the dates.

Natalie asks Jordan if she believes her and how she's going to ask Kevin about the "final 2" deal with Michelle. Jordan begs Natalie NOT to tell them what she just told her and Natalie feels like Michelle could be lying.

Later that hour Jordan and Michelle have a SUPER QUICK SUPER WHISPER pow wow in the bathroom. Jordan is telling Michelle how Natalie said that if Kevin wins POV that he will vote to evict Michelle. Jordan is NOT going to evict Michelle and it looks like we have Jordan's new BFF, Michelle. Jordan also tells Michelle how Kevin is "nervous" too and how it's them two now versus him since Natalie can't play POV. She lost the chance when she opened Pandora's Box.

Upstairs Kevin is using his calendar board of dates and is going through who won what, when they won shit, who left on what day, what crap happened on what fucking day. Kevin is doing his hard core JEDI TRAINING! Minutes later the feeds are cut off.

POV comp is happening NOW!

OMGGGGGAAWWWDDD! Kevin won POV! It was the competition that everyone was preparing for. But mostly Kevin was the one doing his homework on who left when, who voted out who, who won POV when and if it was used who was taken off, who went up, etc.

Upstairs in the HOH room Kevin and Natalie are celebrating. Kevin is talking about "those 2 bitches" can "suffer" the rest of the week. Kevin counts the days left but doesn't realize that Tuesday is when the POV ceremony happens live and Kevin votes to evict MICHELLE! Man I really thought Michelle would win this POV. I also thought she would win this past HOH. Go figure.

Downstairs Jordan is laying in the Pool room bed with Michelle sitting on the side. They talk about Kevin winning and Michelle possibly going home. Michelle knows she's going and tells Jordan "if I leave I hope you win this bitch", she says this as she is a tiny bit teary eyed and sniffling. Jordan keeps downplaying how pathetic it will be how she will be dragged to final 3 and how she'll be following Michelle out soon after. Both already talking about how Kevin and Natalie are final 2 already.

Jordan thinks she missed the winning POV by "one" question. Michelle laughs at going to the Jury House to see Jeff. Michelle also tells Jordan that she will NOT campaign against her or do anything to get Kevin to evict her over her. AWWW how sweet for this BISEXUAL to tell her SUPER PUSSY CRUSH in the house.

OH GOD, enough of their pity party for 2. Back upstairs in the HOH Natalie is talking a mile a minute about how she REGRETS NOTHING in this game. She doesn't regret Jessie leaving or anyone because she got there because those things happened. Both agree they never targeted each other but did admit to targeting their partners. I can't remember if these 2 ever really targeted each other but who cares, THEY ARE FINAL 3!

Both are just happy, smiling, laughing, heart racing. Kevin says how Natalie wouldn't have made it to the final 2 because that "bitch ass Michelle" has a final 2 with Jordan. Natalie then says how she told her "boyfriend" she was putting him up and how it was all part of the plan. Natalie then talks about how he doesn't believe she and her boyfriend could have talked "game" because it's against the rules.

Kevin says how him and her are NOT America's favorites and Kevin knows Jordan and Jeff are like super loved by America. They talk about Michelle being the "awww you feel bad for her edit" underdog girl. Natalie knows she's getting a horrible edit and Kevin thinks he's getting a "bitchy queen" edit.

Natalie asks Big Brother for stuff to celebrate her "engagment" and them making it to final 3. Then they talk about the final POV comp. Something about building something and how Michelle hit the "buzzer" 30 seconds before he did and how she had 2 things wrong. She almost one. They laugh about how Jordan got stomped by the first question and NEVER got passed that first question! HA! HA!

They talk about Michelle hitting the buzzer multiple times and how she was wrong all the time. Kevin says he only hit it once and he won. Natalie claims she has never thrown a competition but will admit she hasn't always given "100 percent" to all them. Kevin is just so happy he can relax. Now they both think about the first HOH endurance, meaning part 1 of 3 parts.

Now Kevin suggests that once Jordan drops in the endurance that Natalie should give it to Jordan. Both suggest that they will "last" forever but if we remember way back to the spinning endurance, Kevin was OUT FIRST and then Natalie was OUT soon after with Jordan outlasting them both. Kevin says he will "bleed, take a shit on himself, take a piss on himself, I will eat bugs" and how he will stay up there forever. He will be "vomiting" to win the endurance.

Natalie SAYS she is fine dropping once Jordan supposely drops but we'll see. Both don't want Jordan in the final part 3 comp as it is PURE CHANCE and she could pull it off by her guessing, something that has worked for her in the past. She almost won HOH this past Thursday because she just FUCKING GUESSED!

Kevin says she WILL NOT give Jordan any chance to talk to him and calls her a "bitch" for not going for some deal he offered her. Kevin is just DONE with Jordan. How their plan worked on Jordan thinking Natalie was "coming after" Kevin and how Jordan thought all three girls in the house were after Kevin when really only her and Jordan were.

Also Natalie says if there's "water" she will stay up on the endurance. WHATEVAS BITCH! Bitch better stay under cold water in the HOH shower and start showering. WHOA! Kevin says he fell to his knees and started crying when he won POV! He says Michelle was also crying and had tears in her eyes. He then says "bitch you better have tears" and how she will "lose sleep and have diraherra, SORRY". The QUEEN TWAT is definitely coming out of Kevin now.

Natalie suggest they need to go downstairs and Kevin says he needs to NOT rub it in their faces but really wants to. As they head downstairs Natalie reveals how she was trapped inside, unable to see the POV comp from the sidelines or even watch it on the TV monitors inside. She was completely shut out from the comp and had to wait like us to see who won! BITCH WAS SHITTING HERSELF WAITING!

Saturday September 5th Part 2

The time is around 5:30pm and Kevin and Natalie are working both Jordan and Michelle in separate rooms. Well actually Jordand Michelle are both working Kevin and Natalie. Fighting to stay and to move to the final 2 chairs. Inside Jordan continues to push the idea that Kevin and Michelle are secretly aligned and how Jordan has this "feeling" that she is going home as Kevin saves Michelle. Of course this doesn't make sense since Michelle cried at the POV end when Kevin won.

Outside on the couches Michelle tries to work Kevin into keeping her over Jordan WHEN THE BITCH TOLD JORDAN SHE WOULDN'T CAMPAIGN AGAINST HER! Michelle plays it up that if she goes she goes but wants him to think about "it". She tries to use the threat of "you could win up to 500,000 dollars or you could not win 500,000 dollars" which leads Kevin to say "I'm not playing for 2nd" in this game. Michelle talks about how she wants at least the Jury Prize. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT GIRL CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND IN THE GAME IS GOING TO GET IT SO YOU GOT GOT AGAIN!

Michelle tells Kevin "you got this in the bag since you're in final 3... boom". Kevin doesn't respond. She then says she won't "run around and pressure you and I've made my bit" meaning her deal with him to keep her OVER JORDAN! She keeps checking out Kevin to see what he's saying and hopes he'll magically be like "fuck yeah I want to keep you so you can kick me out at final 3". LOL!

Later outside Kevin and Natalie mock each other playfully how the other better not FUCK the other over in final 3. Natalie has told Kevin about the Jordan thought of Kevin/Michelle final 2 deal that Kevin denies. Kevin then brings up how Jordan and Natalie are getting close lately. Both agree to trust each other again.

AHHH SHIT Natalie just brought GOD into the game and told Kevin how she "prayed" for him to win POV. WHATEVEAS! Now Kevin and Natalie said that we "have trust issues" and Natalie says that it is part of the game to feel this. Kevin says there has been so many times he could have fucked her in the game and he hasn't. Natalie agrees.

Sunday September 6th

Um... Yeah nothing interesting so far. I mean Big Brother has all the footage they need. Now we wait for Tuesday to have our live eviction where Michelle GETS THE FUCK OUT OF NATALIE'S & KEVIN'S HOUSE!

Around the time Big Brother After Dark starts we get an interesting hot tub conversation with Kevin, Natalie and Jordan. Michelle is NO WHERE in sight as both Natalie and Kevin tag team Jordan into feeding her LIES and bullshit about Michelle. How she has "bad mouthed" you and is campaigning to stay over Jordan AND REMEMBER Michelle told Jordan TO HER FACE that she wouldn't campaign against her at all yet she is. I mean she's allowed to but come on, if people want to be all upset with Kevin/Natalie fucking with Jordan, well Michelle has done her share of mind fucking with Jordan too!

Jordan is now pleading her case to stay and how she BELIEVES if she was in the final 2 with either Natalie or Kevin that she'd lose to either one of them. Kevin talks about how much he hated Jeff and flat out asks Jordan if Jeff told her not to trust Kevin. She ADMITS that Jeff told her to "stick with Michelle". Kevin throws his hands up in how he knows he doesn't have Jeff's jury vote AND that Jordan may still be seeking "revenge" for Jeff's eviction. Jordan LIES saying she isn't after Kevin but she really is.

Jordan then brings up how Jeff didn't care if she was going home and how badly he wanted to stay, this somehow relates to Michelle's current tatics in wanting to stay. How Jordan doesn't fault her for trying.

Basically both Natalie and Kevin are trying to get Jordan to think she has 2 chances at getting to final 2 as she sees a "bullshit lie" that she believes to be truth that Natalie and Kevin will NOT take each other to the final 2 when infact they are. They want Jordan's trust to drop during any part of the 3 part final HOH comps to let them win it and supposely take her.

What you may not know is that Kevin and Natalie talked about doing this to Jordan before this hot tub. Fucking with her mind and working her until they are the final 2 to toss her cookie dough ass out next week.

Jordan is also a little pissed that Michelle is "twisting my words" when she mentioned how she wanted to go home. Jordan says she meant in a week or so about going home and how Michelle is twisting her words to get Kevin to keep people in the game who actually want to play. But I mean who would fucking do that? I mean come the fuck on, that'd be stupid to keep hardcore players!

Now all three talk about Michelle's game play style, about going where the power is. WHERE THE FUCK IS MICHELLE? You ask? Maybe sleeping or in the Diary Room. Michelle's talk about Natalie/Kevin fucking with Jordan and using her to get them both to the end is revealed by Jordan to them and Natalie downplays it as not fact. Jordan is just spilling everything!

WHAT? Natalie just TOLD Jordan how she TOLD Kevin he was going up as a pawn and how Michelle was her real target? Kevin tries to play dumb and can't believe Natalie just revealed their plan to Jordan who is now speechless. Kevin keeps trying to downplay it as Natalie throws it back on him with "don't act like you didn't know, I told you" crap. Kevin is just like "whatever".

I can't believe Natalie just SHOWED HER CARDS to Jordan! WHAT A STUPID BITCH! There goes the whole plan to throw her off into dropping and not playing so hard in the 3 part final HOH! IDIOT!

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September 5, 2009

Big Brother 11 | HOLY FUCKING SHIT! KEVIN WON POV! MICHELLE TO BE VOTED OUT! KEVIN & NATALIE FINAL 2!

Just for those Natalie haters and a few handful of lovers, KEVIN WON POV! NATALIE IS HOH! BOTH IN FINAL 3. JORDAN DRAGGED TO FINAL 3!

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September 3, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 8

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Thursday August 27th through Wednesday September 2nd

Thursday August 27th

Sometime after midnight Natalie is STUPID ENOUGH to tell Russell about her plan to backdoor Jeff or take him out next week. How he is her big target. WHY TELL RUSSELL? Russell could have gone straight to Jeff with this information but he doesn't. He never tells Jeff this because I feel he wants Natalie and Kevin to get the best of Jeff and to screw him over. Plus Russell wants a "birthday" gift of Jeff to the jury house

Around 2pm Russell is in the Bike room talking with Natalie and Kevin. Pushing how Michelle has to go in this game before Jeff. How Michelle is too smart for everyone left and will be good with the questions. Russell then wishes them both luck in the game and gives them hugs. Russell makes his exit telling them to tell the others in the house how he was asking for their votes to stay, more so Kevin's. I know, it doesn't make sense since Natalie is on the block with him but WHATEVAS!

After Russell leaves the Bike Room Natalie and Kevin talk super quick. How Natalie thinks Russell is right with Michelle getting to final 3 and winning the questions round to final 2. But really, no one is going to give Michelle the grand prize versus Natalie or Kevin. So just backstab the fuck out of Jeff already, you'll win 3 solid votes in the jury for getting him out.

Minutes later Natalie talks with Russell near the Red bedroom about putting up Michelle against Jordan leaving Jeff off the block so she and Kevin wouldn't go against her deal with Jeff but then backstab him if POV is won and used. SOUNDS PERFECT FOR ME! Jeff going AWF on Michelle next week as he looks forward in getting rid of her and Michelle's game will end because of her marriage to Jeff and Jordan. Either way I want Michelle or Jeff leaving next week. Either one I'll be happy.

Thursday August 27th Part 2

Russell is evicted 3 to 0. Jessie found out about Chima's exit and we saw his hot body in the Jury House working out and welcoming in Lydia who's really not that mad at him. GIRL GONNA SUCK JESSIE'S DICK!

HOH is endurance and it is basically the SAME SHIT from Season 8 when Eric, Jessica and 2 other's had to race across a race track with their little cup to fill up a container that had a stupid little floaty thing in it that they had to pull out with their fingers through tiny holes to be the first across the finish line with their stupid little floaty thing.

Jordan took a good amount of hard falls as the track as slippery. Natalie was pathetic as usual claiming she can win when really she and Jordan were dead last. Michelle started off the game good and gave me worries she would win but the BITCH couldn't hang with our resident gay!

Kevin is KICKING ASS! In fact he almost had the win when Big Brother cut the feeds taking away from our the Jeff Haters Fan Club from watching Kevin take away HOH from Jeff's minions!

We also got told by Julie Chen that the Have Nots twist is officially over this week and then told us viewing auidence how there was a new twist that involves the new HOH. There's a giant gold question mark on the bathroom door that possibly will offer the new HOH some grand prize to either walk away from the game, I'm assuming, or some new power that we've never seen in the house before. I suspect it's something to help Jeff and Jordan in some form or another- OH GAWD DAMN IT, based on tonight's BULLSHIT editing you'd be an idiot to assume Allison Grodner was not pushing for a final 2 of Jeff and Jordan.

Jeff's rants on slitting Russell's throat, stabbing his throat or threatening everyone's families if they turned on him NEVER MADE IT TO AIR yet Russell's comments about "moping" the floor with Jeff in the jury house somehow magically made it onto the show. This damn power in the HOH is probably some bullshit tatic like "you can bring back one member of the jury" or "evict someone this week". Make the choice crap.

FINALLY the feeds return to find Michelle showering, Natalie and Jordan fresh from the showers, Jeff in the kitchen getting ready to cook something, Kevin already freshly showered and wondering around with wet hair. KEVIN HAS WON HOH!

The best move for Kevin this week is to show Michelle how Jeff and Jordan are willing to get rid of her this week since Natalie is most likely not an option. This would be like the 1,456th attempt at getting Michelle to turn on Jeff and Jordan. That if she wins POV that she won't use it and lets Jeff or Jordan go to the Jury House.

OHHH Kevin and Natalie get to working on what to do this week. Kevin wants Jeff out while Natalie wants Michelle out. WHAT??? Kevin wants to put up Michelle versus Jeff, the 2 strongest competitors left while Natalie tries to get Kevin to look for the "next week" meaning if Michelle stays next week that this is the week to take her out.

Kevin isn't buying it becuase he tells her how Jeff is a "double threat" in terms of physical and mental. Basically try to get up him out this week and if he wins POV then take out Michelle. But then Natalie keeps pushing her hatred for Michelle and tries to use Kevin this week to taking out Michelle over Jeff.

Kevin seems worried about not going after Jeff. He then tells her that she "better fucking win HOH" next week and how if HOH is "memory that I will" and how she will only win if Michelle is gone. WHATEVAS! Kevin then says "everything will change with veto" and Natalie says "maybe not". Kevin then says how if Jordan wins POV then they or more so Natalie is fucked. But that if Jeff or Michelle wins then the other becomes the week's target. But Kevin is making it known that this week EITHER MICHELLE GOES OR JEFF GOES!

Around 8pm Michelle LOSES IT! She goes into the Bike room and sits in the corner. It seems she fell during the HOH challenge and hurt her knee that she uses as an excuse to trigger her HUGE crying fit. She's muttering something about how this is just a "fucking house" and that it is "just a game". I'm wondering if Russell got to her putting it in her head how Jeff, Jordan are in a new final four with Natalie and Kevin and how Russell left today and how she's next!

This realization that her husband and wife in the game have OFFICIALLY DIVORCED HER ASS. It sucks to see her cry. Still not sure why she's crying but expect this to make the show. She now been crying for about 15 minutes, off and on. Is she weeping because she let Jeff down? Is she crying because she thinks she's next to go? Is she bawling because she thinks Jordan will never eat her pussy? What is it babydoll? What's wrong WHAMBER!

Minutes later Michelle is cleaning up her face in the bathroom. Jordan finds her and is quick to ask "why are you crying". There's no hug and no sympathy from Jordan. Michelle says "you know why I'm crying" and then Jordan tells her how they both are going on the block together. Jordan still doesn't realize Jeff is going on the block. The Michelle says in her crying baby voice "you have the votes to stay".

Jordan tells her "don't cry" and that they still have POV and that she's going to "ruin" her whole night thinking about this. Jordan tries to downplay how she has the votes to stay. Michelle still does not get a hug from Jordan as Jordan brushes her teeth and checks herself out in the mirror.

Over in the Red room Kevin tells Natalie how he feels like he's just had "the best sex ever". He then says this is the "first time" in the game that he's ever had the feeling to just "relax". No worries for Kevin. Yay!

Friday August 28th

Not much happening this morning. Kinda boring when the cast gets down to the low numbers. Probably why Allison Grodner threw in yet another HOH twist this season. A gold question mark on the HOH door. What is behind it?

Right now, around 2:30pm, the feeds are on the fishes meaning something is going on. The new "power" is being either discussed, used and/or addressed to the house. You see just before the feeds were cut off Kevin was in and out of his HOH room. We could not see what was going on in the HOH room but Kevin was moving from his HOH room to the Diary Room and back. Jeff at one point during this went up to the HOH room to talk to Kevin but Kevin didn't answer.

Later when Kevin is done with his "power" he talks to Jeff in the kitchen how he was listening to his music and just spaced out and didn't hear Jeff at the door.

Before all this new "power" shit we had some minor game talk. Michelle has told Jordan how whoever of the "three" who is not on the block to win POV and take one of them off so that Natalie goes up and they can vote her out. But does Jordan want Michelle in the house?

You see after midnight Jordan told Jeff that if she and Michelle are both on the block and if Jordan wins POV that she WILL NOT, you heard me right, WILL NOT use the POV on herself to protect Jeff from going up. Jordan feels this will stop any plans of backdooring Jeff happen and force the house to get rid of Michelle over her. Kinda smart but really, WHY PLAY FOR JEFF!

Jeff of course didn't tell Jordan NOT to do it and basically told her he "appericated" her doing this for him. I guess Jeff has got into her head about her needing to pull her own weight in their 2 person alliance and this would be her "game" move that helps them get further together. Again this is all just them playing the "what if" game.

Also earlier this morning Jeff and Jordan talk about Kevin "keeping his word" about not nominating Jeff right away but still taking the chance to backdoor him if POV comes into play for him to do it. Jeff doesn't seem to angry with it happening as he SHOULD respect this as a good game move. Jordan is now convinced that Jeff will go up right away but Jeff thinks Kevin will stick to his word. Jeff also wants to meet with Kevin to make sure Michelle is this week's target. WOW! Gotta love a backstabbing Jeff! Michelle will cry cry cry again!

NO FUCKING WAY GIRL! I'm shocked! Jordan has now told Jeff that she WILL NOT do what Michelle wants in terms of saving them three to get out Natalie this week if that game move comes into play with POV. Meaning if Michelle and Jeff are nominated and Jordan has POV that she will leave it the same so that Natalie doesn't go home this week, that Michelle does! But of course when Jeff goes up on the block I'm sure Jordan's southern pussy will be all wet for Michelle's 3 person POV team alliance plan.

HOLY SHIT THIS GETS BETTER! Both are back to trashing Michelle and how she is "lucky" she made it this far in the game. WHAT? Jordan is back to talking about Michelle being crazy, crying all the time and basically calling her a "basket case". LOL. I feel sorry for Michelle but seriously this BITCH loved telling Jessie's side of the house how she was happy to "choose" her alliance or "side" of the house and how funny that this side of the house hates the shit out of her and does NOT have her best interest in mind.

Friday August 28th Part 2! Stupid HOH ? Door Thing Revealed!

FEEDS ARE BACK! The stupid door has to do with an amount of dollars, $10,000 bucks, somehow split among the houseguests. You see from the houseguests talking we find out Kevin went up to the HOH room and heard some people behind the door. Then when he opened the door a WHOLE NEW ROOM was revealed!

There was money everywhere, mostly quarters and fake money bills scattered. Then Kevin read a letter that told him something about how there was a box in the room and was asking him if he wants to open it or not. Or maybe it was the question mark on the door that had a letter telling him that there was something "grand" behind the door and he had to make a choice whether or not to open it, that whatever was behind the door could be something good or bad for him and the house.

He of course chose to open the door. Then he had to go to the Diary Room and then went back up to the HOH secret room where the box was waiting for him. He then stuck his hand in the box and felt someone grab him. Kevin says he screamed like a "bitch" and that "they" handcuffed him to something.

Natalie went up to the HOH room to find Kevin and then she went to get everyone. Everyone had a time limit amount to enter the room and I guess "save" Kevin. They were asked to pick either "greed" or some other word. Most of them gathered money in hopes they would keep the money earned and we find out Jeff grabbed a "key" and is wondering what the "key" has to do with the room. I'm assuming he unlocked Kevin from the box but who knows. Still learning as they talk about it.

Kinda stupid but if that key Jeff has is somehow him taking over HOH I will FUCKING FLIP THE FUCK OUT but of course keep watching and waiting for Jeff to win the gawd damn game.

Now we find out Natalie did first find Kevin with his hand in the box and she went out to the balcony and told Jeff and the other houseguest to look around the house for "clues". Jeff says he went to the Diary Room and they told him to go back out into the house. He went upstairs and was told by Natalie how the HOH room was locked. He didn't believe her and opened the door and that was when Kevin yelled for Jeff to help him.

Jeff hopes he got almost 2,000 dollars with his "big bag" he was stuffing money into. Kevin then says there was a TV screen giving him instructions that he must find a "key" to unlock him. But Kevin couldn't find it, one of the houseguests had to find it, meaning Jeff did. Kevin tells Jeff that maybe "you're safe" now. FUCK!

Kevin wonders if there's "something worse to come" and how he keeps calling the secret room "Pandora's Box". They also talk about the Big Brother voices in the room telling Kevin "is that the loudest you can scream" when they told Kevin to scream for help after being locked in the box.

They are waiting for more details and Jeff playfully yells "something's up!" Kevin then says "if I know something" then he can't say anything and tells Jeff to "squirm". Jeff laughs. Kevin is afraid another mystery power will come and fuck with his HOH. Jeff keeps saying "I found the fucking key" and "I found the key". Kevin then says "we all chose to unlock Pandora's Box" and how there's some shit to come.

As Jeff playfully tells Natalie she knows something Jordan points out how the backyard is getting shut down and closed. They all watch the screen close and now all speculate on what's going to happen next. Jeff is now worried he's in "trouble" for grabbing "that", I'm guessing the "key". HA! HA!

Natalie is now no longer a "snake" as she explains herself and her actions that apparently pissed off Jeff who thought Natalie was doing underhanded things in the luxury comp. Here she also says that she was the first one "outside" when it was "raining money". Natalie and Jeff continue to hash out what happened and how Jeff thought Natalie as being dirty in the game but she explains everything perfectly and Jeff is no longer upset with her and they are cool as shit with each other. Kevin is helping defend Natalie's reasoning and how she "saw a production guy" and how she got in trouble for talking about seeing him run from the HOH door to the door at the end of the upstairs hallway. She thought "they" had locked it from the outside and her "lie" that Jeff thought she was lying about, the door being locked when it wasn't, started the whole paranoia on Jeff's part. But it's all good now.

The backyard is open again and they all go outside and discover... NOTHING. Well Jeff finds a one dollar bill on the floor outside but that's it. Jordan thinks Kevin is "acting weird" and they all realize that 2 of them are "going up" this week, how nominations are still today.

Soon after nominations came and went. Kevin told Jeff and Michelle they were going up. He told Jordan that if she's up on the block because of POV that another person is always the target. Jeff is of course upset that he's going on the block but Kevin tries to get Jeff to see how if he had stuck to his "deal" with Michelle and Natalie going up that he'd have NO power this week and basically this would be Jeff's power week again.

Jeff and Michelle are officially nominated and the backyard is on lockdown, possibly POV comp getting built for tonight or tomorrow.

Friday August 28th Part 3

Let's play KETCHUP! Michelle now HATES Jeff because Jeff called her out to be a "liar" about not knowing what Pandora's Box is all about and she is GOING CRAZY! Crying in the Bike Room, Pool room, walking around the house studying everything, going back to the Bike room to talk to HERSELF, mouthing the words "fuck you" and flipping off the camera or mirror. Girl has LOST IT!

Jeff wasn't even that rude to her when she asked him why he called her a "liar" and she took it so completely wrong.

They also had some visitors tonight! It started with Michelle and Jordan in the kitchen washing dishes. Jordan sees them first. She points at them and tells Michelle about them and Michelle didn't see them. Michelle heads to the bathroom and when she gets out THERE THEY ARE! In the mirrors! ALIENS! Popping in with their flash lights, the same trick that's been done since All Stars season. BORING but still fun... kind of.

Everyone is wondering what the competition will be about. They have been told POV is TONIGHT at midnight. Everyone is studying, well more so Michelle on her own, Kevin and Natalie Jedi Training and Jordan laying in bed with Jeff.

Jeff, Jordan, Natalie and Kevin do seem to be genuinely having a good time, laughing in every room, making jokes, never raising their voices, not much trash talking when the other duo leaves the room. Michelle is now on her own in the house, no more in an alliance, completely on her own, telling herself that she has to win POV and how she "fucking hates" Jeff.

WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU HATE HIM GIRL! Join Team Hate Jeff! OFFICIAL NEW MEMBER!

I'm off to bed, here's hoping we all wake up to anyone but Jeff & Jordan winning POV!

Saturday August 29th

Well well. Looks like face morph POV has happened at midnight. When the feeds came back we have an upset Jeff in the Pool room drinking down a large glass of wine while upstairs a VERY HAPPY MICHELLE is celebrating with Natalie and Kevin. Michelle is officially DIVORCED from Jeff and is FINALLY talking TRASH about her "Man".

If you haven't guessed it by now Michelle won POV! Michelle is talking a mile a minute about the competition. They are talking about final 4 and she thanks Kevin for his CD for giving her "motiviation". Natalie then tells Kevin "we did it" in making it to the final 4. Michelle is happy that they all "underdogs" made it to the final four.

Natalie now tells Michelle about Russell and the reasons why he left last week and his actions which leads Michelle to say "who the fuck had his back this entire game" meaning her on Russell's. Now they talk about if any of them 3 go to the end with Jordan that she will win and even get America's Vote.

Now they tell her about their "plan" about sending Russell his "birthday present" Jeff. Michelle says "they tried to screw me", not sure who she's talking about it. She laughs about people making fun of her staring at the "memory wall". They talk about it being hard and "photoshopped" meaning Kevin's glasses over his forehead were edited out in the photo!

Michelle says they meaning Jeff/Jordan were "last" to go in the competition and Kevin says he was 2nd to last. Michelle's time was 3:01 and she beat Jeff by a few seconds. Now all telling each other how Jeff thinks they are "dumb". Jeff BASHING starts. As they talk and celebrate upstairs Jeff continues to sit in the Pool room corner drinking his wine.

Back upstairs Michelle talks about Jeff not wanting anyone to win and take all the prize money, not even giving anyone "2nd place". Michelle says Jeff was "never on anyone's side or my side". Michelle then laughs about Jeff talking about backstabbing "everyone" which meant her too and how she admits she would have "never" backstabbed him.

She then talks about the POV comp last week and how Jeff was making fun of her in the competition last week and how she mocks his voice when he said he wasn't making fun of her. Michelle says "fuck that". Michelle is GUN HO about Jeff leaving. Natalie again is back to their original plan of Jeff getting out, how Michelle was always the pawn.

They all agree Jordan wouldn't win and how she didn't "hustle" in the POV. How she was given HOH and POV by Michelle and Jeff. Michelle is upset that if Jordan gets to the final 2 that she "doesn't deserve it". Michelle now is upset that she got called out by "them" as being a "liar'.

Now she mocks Jordan and America saying "Awww your boyfriend left, and America's stupid". Kevin knows Jeff is "getting this amazing edit" and both Michelle and Natalie think it is ridiculious how Jeff is. Michelle say Jeff is going through a "power trip". Natalie then points out how Jeff has been running the house for over a month and how Michelle "did his dirty work" and she agrees.

Now Kevin talks about how Jeff wanted control this week and how Kevin wouldn't let him have it with the votes. Michelle figures Jeff didn't want to be on the block, just Michelle against Jordan knowing Jordan would stay over Michelle in a heartbeat. Michelle says "thank you mother fucker" about Jeff telling Kevin if he and Jordan were off the block that they'd both vote out Michelle over NATALIE! Again the "what if" game but it still shows players true colors.

Kevin tells Michelle not to feel "bad" about winning and she WON'T and how if Jeff won POV he wouldn't be feeling sorry for her. Now they talk about how they played it up so hard about Michelle going to throw off Jeff. Kevin then admits to how much Jeff bashed Michelle and couldn't tell if he was lying to him to cover a secret alliance or if he really hated Michelle. Michelle finds out now how bad Jeff hates her. BOO YAH!

Michelle admits to "fake crying" around the house to throw off Jeff too. Sure girl, keep telling yourself that. Michelle says she believes they had a "plan" to get out Jeff the entire game. Michelle then admits that she wanted to keep Russell around to take Jeff out and then take out Russell later.. meaning what? So you DO want a final 2 with Jordan because you really don't think she deserves it? Interesting. If Michelle wins HOH next week I expect Jordan is NOT her target!

Natalie then chimes in about Jeff "cursing" and ordering her not to talk to Russell last week and Michelle hates how Jeff orders people around yet doesn't like anyone to tell him what to do. Now it is revealed that even Natalie beat Jeff in the POV. So Natalie was 2nd. Natalie then tells Michelle about Jeff making "friends" with Kevin, Natalie and using Kevin, Natalie and Michelle to "go against" each other as he would "fan the fire" of hate between them.

Michelle ADMITS to telling Jordan about having Jordan winning POV to save their "three person alliance" and how Jordan was "looking around the room" not committing to the final 3 deal they once had. Michelle says she knew then that it was OVER. Michelle seems happy with her new "friends". They agree HOH next week is just immunity to get to final 3 and POV is all the power next week. Michelle thinks "we got this locked up" meaning they are the final 3 with Jordan having NO chance winning either HOH or POV.

Natalie leaves with Michelle still celebrating and wanting to tell Jeff "fuck you" and "mother fucker" for wanting her out this week and she admits her making friendship braclets and a cross for Jeff/Jordan and how it meant nothing. Michelle FINALLY admits that Jeff didn't care about her and "strung me me along".

Both continue to bash Jeff in the HOH. Michelle then says "everything Jeff said about Jessie" and how Jessie controlled the house and the girls was TRUE ABOUT JEFF! Kevin admits that Jeff did it better than Jessie.

OH SHIT! Now Michelle talks about Jeff "threatening" her family and how Jordan DID IT TOO and lies about saying it and how they downplay it as a joke. FUCKING KNEW IT! Michelle hated that Jeff threatened her family and bullied them to do things his way.

Downstairs Natalie is WORKING Jordan for a jury vote. Still playing both sides. Now Jordan is talking about wanting to leave the game and wanting everyone to "vote her out". WHAT??!?! Natalie is talking to Jordan about how she needs to start playing for HERSELF and Jordan is like how Jeff "deserves to be here". Natalie then says how next week she had Jordan's back meaning Natalie may still want Michelle out next week if possible. Interesting!

Jordan is mad that Michelle won and that Jeff is leaving. Back upstairs Michelle and Kevin keep talking about Jeff backstabbing her this week. Kevin then says Jeff calls her "Coo Coo Magoo" and she is shocked and how she thought Jeff thought she was "cute and adorable" not crazy. Michelle admits to Jeff working her and Jordan over "so bad".

Michelle then says how Jeff told her he didn't trust her "the entire game". Back downstairs that the POV holder or person it is used on decides who goes home. Jeff is out of the Diary Room now and back in the Pool room. Jordan goes to her man and he says "this sucks". She sits on the bed watching him.

Their conversation consists of Jordan still wanting to leave over Jeff, Jeff telling her he appericates that but that he "got got" and how Kevin is going home next week, not sure who would send him home over Michelle. Jeff is dreading the Jury House but admits he got cocky with power and talking about final 2 already. Jeff is just big time depressed. Jordan goes outside later and cries! LET HIM GO GIRL!

Back upstairs Kevin and Michelle coninue to bond over stupid things and how the "men" in the house tried to control the girls and house. Jordan downstairs asks Natalie "why didn't Kevin keep his word" meaning not putting up Jeff. But who cares anymore because Michelle still would have won, taken herself off and Kevin would have thrown Jeff up at that point.

Later Jordan, as TOLD by Jeff, hates Kevin for not keeping his word and is TOLD by Jeff to take out Kevin next week. Natalie looks like Jordan's new BFF once Jeff leaves. Natalie plays it up big time and how Jordan can talk to her. Natalie can only hope Jordan can save her next week if given the chance.

Natalie heads upstairs and tells them how Jordan wants to give up the game for Jeff. Michelle says Jordan is "taking crazy pills" and Kevin is just so "shocked" she said that. Kevin wonders if Jeff will campaign against Jordan when both are on the block. Downstairs Jeff tells Jordan to use her "fucking mind for 2 seconds" to win this game. He sure knows how to pep talk women.

Later Michelle heads to the downstairs bathroom and suddenly bursts into a dance of happiness for winning POV. She then bows to no one and throws her arms up spinning around smiling. Jeff walks to the bathroom as Michelle has finished celebrating and there are no words spoken. Both now at the sink but Jeff is quick to leave STILL NOT SAYING ANYTHING! Wow!

Michelle soon heads to the Pool room where Jeff/Jordan are. Jeff finally gets humble and tells her "congratulations" and they hug it out. Michelle now talks about how her winning "knew what it meant" meanting Jeff leaving this week. Minutes later Jordan goes to the Red room to get away from Michelle to talk to Natalie telling her how Russell is going to give Jeff "hell" when he goes to the Jury House.

Jordan is now super whispering with Natalie as INSTRUCTED by Jeff. Jeff told Jordan to keep Michelle close but not too close and make a final 2 deal with Natalie and take out Michelle and Kevin. Over in the dining room Jeff looks at the memory wall, mostly at Russells' picture and laughs. How he will see him next week in the Jury House. Back to Natalie, she tells Jordan how she doesn't trust anybody. She even sells out KEVIN saying this was his doing. WHAT? Natalie plays it up as Natalie's vote to send out Jordan won't matter because Michelle and Kevin want Jeff out this week. WHOA NATALIE! Playing DURRTTY!

Saturday August 29th Part 2

Around 8:30pm Jeff is sitting in the kitchen. Jordan is with him. AGAIN telling him how she wants to leave and how he "deserves" to stay. SHUT UP ALREADY! Jordan soon heads outside to find Kevin with his feet in the hot tub. They are both quick to trash talk Michelle, Jordan HATES her calling her a liar and again telling them how Jeff deserves to stay and play. They exchange stories and Kevin adds fuel to Jordan's hatred by all the things Michelle said to him upstairs after the POV comp about how she hates Jeff and Jordan now.

Big Brother calls a lockdoor telling everyone to head outside. Jeff goes outside and tells them there's "beer and wine" in the storage room. Natalie asks him if he wants to play pool and he declines, still depressed his GAME IS OVA! Michelle eventually comes outside and passes Jeff on the couch. Jeff politely pulls his feet in to let the WINNNNNNEEAAAAAA pass and take a seat. There's a silent hatred from Jordan and Jeff to Michelle.

Inside during the lockdown aliens can be seen in the Pool room mirrors. I'm guessing they need shots for the edited show to mix into the POV show. You see POV had to do with the aliens popping in the windows and there was some connection, that's why there were seen wearing American silver space suits in the POV.

And what's this? Earlier today Jordan and Natalie's final 2 alliance has been created. Natalie is going to keep telling Kevin to target Michelle while Jordan is going to keep telling Michelle to target Kevin. They both agree never to vote each other out and to keep each other to the end! WHOA!

Later in the day Jeff is told by a CRYING Jordan how he must stay in the game and how she'll be "pissed" if he doesn't campaign AGAINST HER! So he does just that. He goes to Natalie about teaming up with Michelle to go after Kevin next week and him and Natalie then going after Michelle once Kevin is gone.

But interesting enough Michelle has finally started talking with Jeff and is ONCE AGAIN in love with Jeff and is back to loving everything he says and does. THIS BITCH is DEAD SET on taking Jeff to the final 2. She just told Jeff that Jordan doesn't "deserve" to be in the final 2! That she really wanted Natalie to leave this week and wants Jeff to "fight" hard to stay by them working Kevin to get him to turn on Natalie.

Jeff tells Michelle Kevin would never go for that and how Michelle was his original target and now that she has POV he is the next to go.

So later Michelle talks with Kevin in the hot tub and starts pushing TO SAVE JEFF that when she use POV for Kevin to put up Natalie so that they can get her out for him. That Michelle wants a final 3 with her, Jeff and Kevin once Natalie were to leave but where the fuck does that leave Jordan I SAY! This would be Kevin's DUMBEST move to let Michelle, Jordan and Jeff rejoin leaving him alone.

Kevin acts like he's buying into it by saying how he can't win in the final 2 with Natalie and giving her hope.

Later outside Natalie and Kevin are on the couches. Natalie then tells Kevin how Jeff is already campaigning to stay. Kevin wants to talk about this over a game of pool. With Michelle, Jeff and Jordan all inside both are quick to talk about how Jeff and Michelle both approached them both with deals that would take each other out leaving them both in IF Jordan were to leave this week.

Both are still dead set on getting out Jeff. I did forget to mention that before they exchanged information or something in the middle of it Michelle went outside to get towels from the dryer and was asked by Natalie if they could do a final 3 deal right here, right now. Kevin then asks "with Michelle" and Natalie says yes. Michelle holds back and then Natalie asks "yay or nay". Michelle is quick to say "nay" meaning FUCK TO THE HELL NO.

She goes back inside and both are quick to talk about how they can't trust Michelle after that question. Michelle tells Jeff and Jordan inside but later Natalie, who ends up telling Jeff she can't vote to keep him this week, even if Michelle agreed to be the 2nd vote keeping Jeff, because she can't trust Michelle AT ALL to not come after her next week.

Then Natalie LIES about how Michelle was outside asking Kevin and Natalie for a final 3 deal! WHOA! Jeff is at the point he doesn't care who said what shit.

Later outside Natalie wants Jeff to at least TRY to get Michelle to use the POV on him thus leaving her on the block so that Natalie can get her WAY this week by taking out Michelle. WHAT? Jeff laughs at the idea and how crazy it sounds. Jeff is back to the idea of Michelle already giving him a vote to stay this week and him pushing Natalie to keep him to stay with Jordan leaving. Natalie is hearing this, acts like she's into the idea but will NOT vote to keep Jeff as she knows Jeff will BACKSTAB them using Kevin's lie from this week.

Kevin goes outside and Natalie is quick to tell Kevin how "that crazy bitch" told Jeff that "we" wanted a final 3 deal with her. Kevin is in on the new LIE and it's their word against Michelle's. Again Jeff is not caring. Kevin loves the idea for some reason, probably because Jeff is there, to keep Jeff and getting Michelle to use the POV on him, LIE to her that he will put up Natalie in Jeff's place when really Jordan goes up and they all vote out Michelle!

Jeff again laughs at the idea and goes inside telling them to "come back to this planet". Kevin still seems into the plan and Natalie keeps pushing how getting Michelle out this week would be good and how suddenly Michelle is after Kevin next week, using that to get Kevin to help take out Michelle FOR HER! Natalie thinks she is GOOD but she ain't that good! Kevin wants to "do it" just for "TV" but is back to pushing how Jeff is not keeping anyone here safe other than himself and Jordan if Michelle leaves.

Inside Jeff is talking with Michelle about them working on getting Natalie to vote to keep him this week. That Michelle is still voting to KEEP JEFF and how she told Jeff "week one" that she would "never vote him out". WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER. Why are Jordan and Michelle WILLING TO SACRIFICE THEIR OWN GAME TO KEEP JEFF??!?! HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?!?

Sunday August 30th

As midnight passes Kevin, Natalie and Jeff are talking outside. About the plan to get Michelle to use POV on him so that she would go home. Jeff is his usual self where "you all do it" and how he'll sit back and let it happen. He doesn't seem to want to help get the plan rolling and goes inside. Kevin is quick to mutter about Jeff "well then fuck you" and how if Jeff isn't willing to fight to stay that he isn't going to do it for him. Kevin says Jeff can just "roll over and die" in this game if he wants to.

Jordan comes outside and Natalie is quick to talk about the 'final 3" deal that was asked and proposed tonight and how Michelle is "crazy" and Kevin is pissed that Michelle is saying "they" came up to her when really it was just Natalie. Kevin then points out how Natalie was just "joking" and Jordan laughs how Michelle would take Natalie seriously.

Now Natalie tries to tell Jordan about the plan to get Michelle to use POV on Jeff. Jordan LOVES the idea and then realizes that Michelle "would have to keep herself on the block" and they all laugh at Michelle not doing that. But Jordan does admit how Michelle is in "love" with him and Natalie laughs at how Jeff just needs to "do it" with Michelle, meaning literally FUCK HER to get her to use POV.

Kevin seems back to getting on board with the idea of fucking with Michelle this week and taking her out. All agree that she's be the "dumbest fucking person" in the world to fall for this plan. Natalie says we should try to get this to happen and even if she doesn't fall for it at least we tried. Jordan then says that if Jeff or her leaves this week to NOT trust Michelle at all.

I know, this is all FUCKING CONFUSING AS FUCK but highly entertaining. I give up with these guys tonight.

Sunday August 30th Part 2

Around 8pm 2 conversations are happening. Outside near the hammock Jordan has just been told a lie minutes ago by Kevin and Natalie that Michelle wants to take out Jordan next week because she hasn't won anything and doesn't deserve anything. They are using Michelle actions of this week by voting to keep Jeff over Jordan as a "truth" to the lie meaning if Michelle had her way she'd take out Jordan this week and she will take her out next week. Jordan BELIEVES IT!

She tells Jeff this, he's on the hammock. He's in a very PISSED AWF MOOD talking about how he doesn't want to talk to "those backstabbing mother fuckers". Then he tells Jordan how "they" are playing Jordan with that Michelle is after her bit. Jeff is hardcore on wanting Jordan to work with Michelle to the end of the game. At first he told Jordan yesterday to work with Natalie and she did but now he wants her to work with Michelle, the person he HATES the most out of the last five houseguests.

Inside Kevin is getting worked on by Michelle on keeping Jeff but Kevin is giving her many many reasons why he is not going to keep Jeff and how now Jeff is going after Kevin next week if he stays. Kevin is noticing that today whenever he goes in a room Jeff leaves and how upset Jeff is getting with Kevin and not even trying to stay in the game. Kevin then brings up the "final 3" deal involving him, Michelle and Jeff and how Jeff is not buying into that deal. Kevin is like "the train has already left the station" meaning Jeff can't jump on board now after today's actions of him being upset with Kevin.

Kevin tells Michelle he wants to be "honest" with Michelle about how he doesn't want to get her hopes up. It looks like the plan of getting Michelle to use POV on him never went through or even acted upon.

Kevin goes outside to talk to Natalie on the couches as Jeff sits in the hammock with Jordan, possibly bitching about Kevin backstabbing him. WHATEVAS LOSER! Kevin brings up how earlier when he sat outside where Jeff was that Jeff imediately got up and went to the hammock. This shows Kevin that he is mad at him and Kevin has come to the conclusion that there is no longer a plan to keep Jeff brewing anywhere in the house.

Inside Jordan is now talking with Michelle and what has been said here and there. Jeff got Jordan into thinking how Kevin and Natalie will say stuff to get Jordan against Michelle leaving them both in the house to take each other to the final 2 getting Jordan out after Michelle. Michelle CLAIMS she has been honest with Jordan, her WIFE. Michelle then ADMITS to talking shit about Jordan and Jeff in case she didn't win POV and how she would have had to campaign to stay in the game. And before we can get a reaction from Jordan Big Brother blocks the feeds. DAMN IT!

When the feeds come back Natalie comes in and the conversation turns to Jeff being upset and needing his space.

And the night gets BETTER! Michelle has pulled Jeff into the Bike room to talk. She is quick to tell him everything Kevin told her about how he can't keep Jeff. Jeff seems to be getting more and more upset cursing and saying "fuck him". Michelle ADMITS that she can't win this game without Jeff... MEANING WHAT BITCH? You take Jeff to the final 2 and win against him? I dont' get this bitch.

She tells Jeff how Kevin said his "Mind is made up" and how Jeff needs to talk to him before POV and Jeff is pissed off more and Kevin giving him this "ulimatium" and he says for Kevin to "go fuck himself". BOO HOO JEFF! Jeff's game is OVA! BOO TO THE FUCK HOO! Michelle is PATHETIC fighting so fucking hard to keep Jeff in this game, SO FUCKING PATHETIC. I mean her husband MUST be pissed the fuck off that Michelle won't get off his NUTS!

Jordan comes into the Bike room to join them and it seems like the original final 3 is back together except that one of them will be leaving Thursday! Jordan senses Jeff being upset and Michelle jokes how she made him "madder". He says it's because of Kevin and he doesn't elaborte. Michelle then says I wish we had a "room" where they can't "interrupt" where "we all can hang out" meaning her and her new husband and wife.

Michelle says how she was sleeping and heard Natalie in the Pool room and how it just got to her and how she left the Red bedroom to go outside and "see the sunrise". Michelle talks about how much she hates Natalie and wants her out so bad and doesn't want her in the final 2 and if she is that she won't vote for her. As Jeff and Jordan have their cute as fuck banter Michelle watches and laughs listening to them and tries to include herself in their relationship. OH MY GOD THIS BITCH IS PATHETIC! I have always hated Michelle and her antics and devotion to Jeff and Jordan is disgusting.

NOW THAT'S FUNNY! Michelle says the past few days she felt like she had no one to talk to and how the Diary Room was "sick" of her and telling her to leave. She laughs at herself. Michelle says she's done crying and is ready to start "stabbing" people. Now Michelle laughs about the Jury House and Big Brother showing the Jury House NOT GIVING A SHIT that Jeff is RIGHT THERE and on his way to the jury house.

Now they hope there's some "crazy twist" this Thursday where the HOH goes this week and Jordan says a twist "where Jeff can stay and Jordan can stay". Jeff brings up the "key" he found during the luxury comp again but in a joking manner as he no longer believes it means anything. IT BETTER NOT. Michelle claims that if they all three go back to back to the Jury House that they will "party".

Now Jeff is telling Jordan not to listen to Kevin anymore and how Jeff wants to "slap the shit" out of Kevin for wanting Jeff to talk to him before his "mind is made up" in terms of keeping Kevin. Jeff is pissed because he thinks Kevin doesn't want him and Michelle is SUPER QUICK to say that no one knows what anyone wants here meaning to TALK TO KEVIN. Jeff's pride won't let him. I love how Michelle keeps pushing for Jeff to stay meaning Jordan would be going home. Michelle just doesn't give a shit if Jordan leaves and sometimes I doubt even Jordan gives a shit if she leaves. Jordan then says "this sucks". Well BITCH your team had power for the past few weeks and now it's OVA! At least for this one week.

Jordan again doesn't think there's any way to keep all three of them. STUPID ASS JORDAN wonders if Michelle can still use the veto and save someone else. NO BITCH. If YOU had won the POV you could save someone thus saving 2 people forcing Natalie up but THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. JUST SHUT UP ALREADY AND ACCEPT YOU OR JEFF IS LEAVING! Holy fuck this is just like Crazy James from season 9 all over again.

Michelle then makes it known to them that she is using POV on herself and if she didn't use it on herself that she'd be going home. NEITHER JEFF OR JORDAN argue that. Jeff then says "what's the point of talking to kevin then". MUTHA FUCKER MICHELLE is trying to get you to make a deal with her and Kevin for final 3 thus voting out Jordan and SAVE YOU JEFF, YOU STUPID DUMBASS! Jeff, Kevin and Michelle still have almost 4 days to figure this out.

Kevin passes Jeff in the kitchen on his way to the Red bedroom and neither say anything. Natalie is in the Red room and mouths to Kevin who is concerned about Jeff, saying "dude, no matter what he's going home". She says again to Kevin that Jeff "HAS TO GO HOME".

Monday August 31st

Gotta make this quick! POV ceremony has happened. Michelle, of course like a super smart player, pull herself off with POV which forced Kevin to put up Natalie... JUST KIDDING, that LOSER JORDAN went up on the block against Jeff!

Jeff and Jordan are now both angry with Kevin for doing this to them, HOW DARE HE! Both agree that whoever stays this week to go after Kevin next week. BOO HOO, so what bitches, as long as one of you have left before him!

What's funny is Jeff's anger has been building all day for Kevin. How he can't even look at him. Jeff you GOT GOT, just hate the game, NOT THE PLAYER! I should take my own advice but what the hell, Jeff ain't! Jeff continues saying how he gets "more pissed and pissed" seeing Kevin around the house, smiling, doing his thing, SO WHAT JEFF, WHAT YOU GONNA DO MUTHA FUCKER??? And for some reason Jeff doesn't fault Natalie as she has played a perfect social game getting Jeff into thinking this is all Kevin's doing.

Also today Kevin and Natalie have successfully put it in Jordan's head that Michelle is after Jordan to replace her as Jeff's number one girl. LOL! Kinda true but not really. Michelle though may be thinking this in her crazy nut job loony head. I kinda feel sorry for those handsome lab guys at her job, she must be fatal attraction to them there. Again possibly kinda true and possibly not really but the girl puts this persona on herself with her actions in this house.

After the POV ceremony Jordan doesn't want anyone to vote for her. What? Either she doesn't want votes to stay or votes cast against her. THIS BITCH still feels like she doesn't deserve to stay and if she makes it to the final 2 actually feels like she doesn't deserve the money! She STILL wants Jeff to stay over her and the BITCH STILL wants to leave. She's worse than Lydia, Chima and Natalie all put together with this crazy psycho showmance talk. FUCK JEFF, LET HIM GO GIRL!

One more REALLY STUPID ploy from Michelle. I mean at least she can say she "tried". Fucking wannabe Jeff's wife BITCH approached Natalie outside about keeping Jeff when she uses POV, to vote out Jordan this week. Michelle doesn't get an answer from Natalie and when Michelle goes inside Natalie makes funny comments about NOT making a deal with that "stupid dumb bitch". LOL!

Sorry this is out of order but I'm rushing here. Jeff and Natalie also talked this morning. Jeff has been so desperate to stay that he EVEN talked with Michelle about her using the POV on HIM! She talked about how if she did do that and she still went home that she would hope to get the Jury prize for sacrificing herself for Jeff. IDIOT! But thank GOD she didn't use POV on him and used it on herself. Jeff and Natalie are strongly debating on why and why not to keep Jeff.

As the day progresses we get Michelle and Jeff once again trying to work Natalie into joining them as a new final 3 with them all evicting Jordan this week and taking out Kevin next week. Natalie thinks about it, doesn't say no at first and sits on it.

BUT THEN she goes up to Kevin in the HOH and SPILLS EVERYTHING! He wants to know when she will tell them "no" and Natalie says "probably tomorrow" meaning she wants them to think she actually thought about it and will eventually tell them no. Kevin can now start getting paranoid that Natalie would take the deal but she makes him more calm with her talk that she said Michelle admitted that anyone would be stupid to trust her. Plus Natalie doesn't see herself in the final 2 with Jeff and Michelle left in the house together.

Other than that the house is BORING! Money amounts were also released from the luxury comp that involved the mystery question mark door. Jeff won the most because he was the most greediest, is that even a word? Kevin won the least as he was chained to the mystery box most of the time. Michelle came in 2nd with her amount of money. Still not sure if this SHIT will somehow save Jeff but ENOUGH ALREADY! HE NEEDS TO LEAVE NOW!

Tuesday September 1st

Not much happening in the house. Tonight's Tuesday episode will show us viewers if there's anything to Jeff's STUPID AS FUCK SAVIOR KEY that he found behind a pillow in the living room that he supposely used to unlock Kevin from Pandora's Box.

Now again Big Brother PROMISED Kevin that if he opened the damn question mark door that it would not FUCK with his HOH and change anything. They reassured him, according to Kevin as he said this on the live feeds, that this is NOT GAME CHANGING. They basically wanted him to open the damn door and Kevin was like FUCK NO, not unless you tell me that this won't fuck with my HOH.

Now people are wishing and praying that Jeff will get some new mystery power because he found the GAWD DAMN STUPID FUCKING KEY but I suspect he won't. Jeff already said on the live feeds that the Diary Room told him that the KEY MEANT NOTHING! Now what hasn't been revealed yet is how the game will be effected by the amount of money they won during the, what I like to call, luxury comp.

Again Jeff won the most money, Michelle came in 2nd, Natalie and Jordan around 3rd and 4th and Kevin in dead last. Kevin was offered the 10,000 dollars first and if he wanted he could share it with the rest of the house. Kevin did so AGAIN knowing that this wouldn't change the game.

Now we wait...

Well nothing is going to happen. SHIT HEADS out there are hoping that Jeff won ANOTHER POV through the magical "wizard" key that unlocked Kevin. POV WAS ALREADY PLAYED THIS WEEK! There's never been a 2 POV win. That's just stupid.

Allison Grodner would rather have her final four, one from each high school clique than keeping Jeff any longer in the game. If mean if she wants "I'm stupid" footage she's got the huggable Jordan still in the house.

Later Jeff sees Michelle talking to Kevin around 10pm on the outside couches and is QUICK to be pissed off with Michelle for EVEN TALKING with Kevin. HEY DUMB FUCKER, this is called playing the game. You never know who's going to win HOH AND POV next week. Their single vote could save or evict you next week. IDIOT!

Jeff tells Jordan some shit about how Michelle is the "biggest liar" in the house and how she's somehow worse than Ronnie. He then tells Jordan to TRUST Natalie OVER MICHELLE! OH MY GAWD I can't take Jeff anymore. Only 2 more days before he's fucking gone.

Anyways, Kevin keeps talking it up with Michelle about how Natalie may have a secret deal with Jeff on the side and how Jeff could be telling Natalie to "look out" for Jordan. It's stupid for Kevin to reveal anything to Michelle because she'll be quick to tell Jordan and Jeff everything to get both their votes if she does make it to the final 2 spots. Michelle is basically a rat spilling information and collecting. Kevin continues to downplay how he "doesn't have a chance to win" against Natalie. Michelle thinks everyone "has a shot" to win.

Jeff over on the hammock tells Jordan with a sigh, "no more fucking powers". He is happy that Jordan gets to go further and "get prizes". Jordan continues to think she will be leaving next week. DOUBT IT BITCH, unless Michelle and Kevin win HOH/POV then expect Jordan to leave before Natalie. Jeff rolls over on her as they both lay on the hammock, giggling and just having good ol' southern country redneck spitting in a can fun!

OKAY, now it gets funny in the house. Natalie, the "18 year old", is on her 3rd Mike Lemonade Beer thing and she's getting tipsy, drunk yet denying she's drunk to everyone. Her words and actions are making Jeff laugh good and hard. She wants everyone to do something and she wants them to all play Bullshit at the kitchen table. She can't even whistle as she rounds everyone up to the table.

Natalie is just plain funny with her words, everyone is getting along at this point. You're probably like "what the fuck is she saying" and well it's really not worth repeating but literally anything a half drunk, tipsy persons just comes out funny, slurred just a bit and her facial experession are just good ones. Plus no one is really getting in a shit storm that an underage girl is drinking on a CBS reality show. She's really 24 so Big Brother could give a shit.

Wednesday September 2nd

What happened? NOTHING! The house is SO FUCKING BORING! Jeff is still leaving. Jordan is going to give Jeff a goodbye a kiss, a romantic exit. Michelle will win HOH because I mean how predictable can one be. The HOH will most likely be that "before and after" HOH but then again they already had that for a POV on the live show. I really hope HOH is a chance game like rolling a stupid ass bowling ball down a chute- HOWIE- where anyone, even Natalie can win.

I expect Allison Grodner will give Jordan an equal chance HOH game so that anybody could win. FUCK THE BACKYARD COUCHES COULD WIN HOH in this week's game. Everyone is getting along, there's less hate talk going around. I just want Jeff to leave already!

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August 26, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 7! FIGHT FIGHT!

GuyTVBlog.com Feed Updates Thursday August 20th through Wednesday August 26th Part 2

Thursday August 20th

POV players have been picked. POV may be filmed in advance and no longer live as expected. Russell is NOT playing. The idea of backdooring Russell this week could get better, especially if the houseguests get wind of that this week's HOH is endurance. Jordan doesn't trust Lydia or Russell and Russell did admit to wanting to take out Jeff FIRST when they are final four rather than "letting the best player win" talk Michelle, Jeff and Jordan came up with. Jeff basically told Jordan last night that they will decide at the very last minute "live" if they will either backdoor Russell or not.

Let's FAST FORWARD through this day. Jordan won POV. Russell was the only one not playing which created a perfect chance to backdoor the fucker and THEY DIDN'T DO IT! Lydia went home as the nominations stayed the same and now Lydia can officially give Jessie a blow job and as well tell him all about Chima.

HOH competition started just as the lie show ended and in an hour's time someone was to win. Something about cans. Kevin ended up losing to Jeff by ONE FUCKING CAN! Jeff won HOH and now Jordan and Jeff are RULING THE HOUSE with their final four alliance ever since Jessie went home that one week.

Not sure how but Michelle and Russell are this week's HAVE NOTS and Natalie and Kevin want to approach Jeff and Jordan for a new final four deal with Michelle and Russell going on the block. I doubt that will happen and I expect this week to be the week Russell is backdoored, this sense of security for Russell that he suddenly has is a perfect chance to let his guard down to be backdoored. I mean that's what I wish for, now since week 2, that RUSSELL BE FUCKING BACKDOORED! What is wrong with these people!

Friday August 21st

Kevin and Natalie are nominated. Both try to approach Jordan with new final four agreement. Jordan seems to like the idea but possibly replacing Russell with Natalie and fearful of Kevin. She still doesn't trust Michelle all that much anymore.

Jeff and Jordan both talked about backdooring Russell again this week if either Natalie or Kevin win POV. If they don't win then he might not be backdoored. I swear, I just am not aware of any other houseguest in sessions past where someone was almost backdoored almost every week and then suddenly not backdoored or sent home. WTF!

That's about it for Friday. Simple pimple kind of day.

Saturday August 22nd

As midnight passes Jeff and Jordan SHIT CHAT in the HOH room. Most of the night they are having a good time, playful banter back and forth, Jeff "playfully" calls Jordan an "asshole" at one point for her "behaviour" towards him. Jordan tries to sneak game talk in but Jeff keeps changing the conversation. Finally she gets it in how she likes Natalie and wants her, Michelle, him and Natalie as new final four. Jeff seems okay with it but wants Jordan to remember how Natalie treated them and her before they started getting into power.

Outside after midnight Russell and Michelle SHIT CHAT. About life, the game and what Jeff/Jordan are really up to. How either one of them could be backdoored this week, how Russell hopes Jeff noticed him being an asshole to Kevin during the HOH game. Something about gold cans that got that could be used to penalize another player, Russell kept going after Kevin. Michelle wants Natalie or Kevin gone this week.

Both are basically forced to spend time with each other. Michelle follows Russell around inside and outside when she would rather be the third pyscho romantic wheel of Jeff/Jordan who are finally getting to spend some time alone in the HOH room. Russell then at one point tells Michelle not to worry when he starts spending less time with her to show Jeff and Jordan that he and her together are not that big of a threat.

As Morning comes and goes POV has yet to be played. Jeff wants Jordan to remember the "faces" on the memory wall as they suspect the POV will be a night challenge and have to do with the faces. They saw Natalie studying them last night on the spy screen. Jeff is wanting Jordan to study hard.

Later Jeff and Michelle talk in the HOH room. She wants to know who Jeff's target this week is. He only says Kevin after Michelle brings him up. Jeff's real target, Russell, is not directly talked about as the week's target. They talk about how if POV is won and not used to change the nominees that Kevin goes home this week and next week when THEY win HOH again, assuming Natalie doesn't, that next week they get rid of the last of the other side of the house.

But they wonder who will go up against Natalie as a pawn. They agree they will deal with that when the time comes. Jordan is now in the HOH room and Michelle tries to pay them compliments to get on their good side. She goes as far as to tell them both they have "pretty" eyes. OH GAWD MICHELLE! Shut the fuck up!

The Michelle forces an idea of having a "girl's night" with Jordan in the HOH, of course not including Natalie, and Jeff is NOT into the idea telling them to have their girl's night outside. Jordan didn't seem to keen on the "girl's night" idea either. FACE IT MICHELLE, your warped mind of you all 3 being friends inside and outside the house is OVA!

KISS ASS RUSSELL heads up to the HOH room as Jeff and Jordan sleeps and knocks on the door. No one answers the door and Russell goes back downstairs. Michelle later goes downstairs and tells Russell, who's now in the Bike room, that "we'll talk later".

Oh what's this? CRAZY AS FUCK MICHELLE has gone back up to the HOH room and is going ot sleep her dirty ass in the HOH bed. You see last night Jeff was sniffing the right side of the bed and mentioned to Jordan how there's some bad "body B.O." aka body odor on the pillow and sheets. He says it was Michelle and how she hasn't showered in 2 days, you know since her and Russell are Have Nots this week. Jordan then tells Jeff how Michelle told her that Michelle's husband is aware of Michelle's bad body odor. SUPER PUKE!

Later Jordan is talking with her new BFF's Kevin and Natalie downstairs in the Red room. They flat out ask her who Michelle and Russell want out this week. Jordan looks around the corner from her bed and whispers how Russell really wants Kevin out this week and Michelle could go either way. Jordan claims she doesn't care what "they" want meaning Michelle/Russell.

She then tells them that if POV is won by either of you or by "us" meaning her or Jeff that Russell is DEFINITELY going up on the block! Jordan feels now she can talk freely about her Russell hate. How he is trying to come off like he was "best friends with Braden". This move of Russell's is really pissing her AWF. Natalie then brings up Russell's bullshit of wearing Casey's shirt.

Jordan then talks about Russell is now bashing Jessie all the time and Jordan feels now that Jessie is a "good person" but she didn't like the "game version" of Jessie. All now talk about the POV game that is being built outside. All agree it's the most important Veto up to date. A flash of the POV comp outside is shown on the feeds, it seems to be the OTEV God one where you answer a question run across the yard, grab a doll or thing with the inital of who did what during what week and race back to your mat before the time runs out. Russell seems like a show in to win. Him or Michelle. DAMN IT!

At least this move of Jordan's is a jury voting move, gaining Natalie and Kevin's jury votes. She's also using Natalie to get Jessie's vote. SMART GAL!

Later in the HOH room Jeff is trying not to go completely AWF on Jordan and how she's handling their alliance. How SHE lets him do all the talking and how SHE doesn't answer the door and how SHE SHE SHE SHE does everything wrong and how Jeff gets all the blame and has the target of them two if both of them are up on the block ever before final 2. WHAT THE FUCK JEFF? YOU ASSHOLE!

Jordan just sits there and is shocked at Jeff's rants and demands mixed with his agrument that this is how he talks about things, real "loud". Now Michelle goes on about how he hates Michelle's laugh, saying "fuck her" and how she's a "schemer". I guess Jeff is just pissed AWF with anyone trying to play the game.

Michelle joins them. Gives Jordan a shitty hug and tries to give Jeff a hug but gets the hint he doesn't want one and playfully punches him in the side. She at one point says something about how she came in at a bad time and should probably leave. Jeff makes it so uncomfortable that Michelle is laughing sooo much, those nervous forced laughs. Jeff wants Michelle to to refocus on them 2 and Jordan is quick to say "you better not sell us out to him" meaning Russell "because you two have been talking alot more now". Michelle smiles and keeps her mouth shut, unsure what to say next.

Michelle laughs about how "he knows I'm going to fuck him" meaning Russell. She plays the "us 3 are going to backstab" him card. They worry Russell is going to win HOH next week, put up Jeff and Jordan, keep Michelle safe, keeps Natalie in his side pocket and takes out Jeff or Jordan next week. They warn her not to tell him anything they talk about.

Jeff gets irritated that Michelle keeps saying "we" meaning her and Russell. Michelle points out how she knows she's safe and Jeff is back to about how you and him are "not a team". HOW DARE ANYONE ELSE TEAM UP JEFF!

Michelle then flat out asks Jeff if he wants to get rid of Russell this week. He doesn't give her eye contact and says "it all depends on veto". She is shocked at this and Jeff is quick to retract saying how he hasn't thought about it and how he's "sticking to the plan" but how if Michelle "keeps talking" that he may need to rethink the "plan". UH OH! I hope Michelle tells Russell this before POV!

Jeff pushes to Michelle how she'll screw Jeff over no matter what next week if Russell wins HOH. Bascially gives Michelle ideas on how to screw him next week and she finally says that she won't vote Jeff out next week. SHE SAYS THIS IN FRONT OF JORDAN WHO'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE! So I guess Michelle is keeping Jeff over JORDAN! Jeff gets happy now that he knows he has Michelle's vote knowing if he's on the block against jordan next week.

Russell comes upstairs and Jeff is quick to tell Russell how Jordan didn't answer the FUCKING DOOR! Jeff is pushing all the blame on Jordan in front of Michelle and Russell so people can hate her for whatever stupid reason Jeff thinks they hate him for. Russell laughs about it but Jeff wants to make sure Russell knows Jeff didn't do it. It's a stupid conversation where Russell tries to act civil and then suddenly throws in "that's what Casey use to do" and how he does Casey's impersonation. GIVE IT A REST KISS ASS!

Jeff has won POV! The competition had Jeff and Michelle fighting in the last round of the OTEV comp. Jordan was out first. Jeff has told about in an excited sort of way to backdoor Russell this week and how he's going to have one hell of a Diary Room session.

Downstairs Russell has already told Michelle that if Jeff puts him up on the block with POV that he's going to EXPLODE! Remember when all final four people, Michelle, Jordan, Jeff and Russell all swore on their families and shit not to backstab each other. Well looks like Jeff is ready to play super dirty. I mean Russell and Michelle both have already lied in the house and backstabbed, now it's Jeff's turn.

Saturday August 22nd Part 3

Jeff, Jordan, Russell and Michelle SHIT CHAT in the HOH room. Here we find out Jeff and Jordan are not really siding with the "let's hate Natalie and Kevin" bashing chats. Jeff plays it off like he doesn't care anymore and how it was the "past". Russell is quickly starting to get the hint that THIS WEEK he's going to be backdoored! YIPPEE!

DRAMA! Later Kevin and Natalie are "cold" so they went into the Pool room to take the blankets because Jeff is HOH, so he doesn't need them and Russell/MIchelle are HAVE NOTS so they don't need them this week. When they pulled on Michelle's blanket that realized she was sleeping in the bed and she said something like "NO" and they let her have hers. They took the other 2 and when Russell found out what they were doing he took his back and put it back on his bed. DRAMA!

Michelle ran up to the HOH room because she was SLEEPING in the Pool room. She went to go tattle tell on Natalie and Kevin in hopes that Russell or her won't be put up with POV. Yes that's what she's doing, making Natalie and Kevin more evil than they are. She tells them how she was sleeping and how Natalie/Kevin TOOK her blanket and left her without one. Jeff and Jordan are both like "what".

Jeff goes downstairs to "investigate" to escape Michelle and Jordan wants to go downstairs to check the "storaget room" to also get away from Michelle. Michelle wants to take a nap in the HOH bed. They both leave her there. And guess what, Jordan NEVER goes to the storage room, she doesn't want to hang out with Michelle anymore.

Both head downstairs and get Kevin and Natalie's innocent side of the story. They are all in the kitchen and are quick to tell them Michelle said you "took it" and they are like "no we didn't". Russell comes out of the Pool bedroom and walks to the kitchen, angry of course. After Kevin talks about how they both apologized over and over about the blankets Russell then heads outside to just get away from them. Jeff goes back upstairs while Jordan stays inside with Kevin and Natalie.

She warns them that Russell is about to EXPLODE. They don't care and she is quick to tell them how Russell has been attacking Natalie behind her back for trying to be friends with Jordan and Jeff when the 1st half of the game Natalie supposely hated them. She kinda did but not really. Natalie hated Lydia and then hated Jeff when he took out Jessie. Jordan tells Natalie how they get along and have never gotten into a screaming match "back and forth".

Jordan is just spilling it ALL to Natalie about what Russell thought and said in regards to Jeff/Jordan hanging out with Natalie and Kevin. When Jordan talks she keeps looking at the door to see if Russell comes in. She's scared to some degree. How Russell keeps bringing up "old things".

Jordan then says "I think he knows" about Russell being backdoored! Kevin comes inside and she is quick to bashing Russell and how he LIES about his friendship with Casey. Jordan is making sure Russell is voted out this week when he's backdoored. Kevin says if Natalie had won HOH that he wouldn't be afraid of Natalie because he knows he didn't do anything to fuck her over.

Jordan is just SPILLING EVERYTHING to Natalie and Kevin about Russell. How they tried and tried and how this week is just perfect to do it. Jordan just feels GOOD talking with them both. She warns them again for them to "stay put" and not to argue with him tonight. Natalie says that "no one wants to fight anymore" but that Russell might want to tonight.

Outside Jeff and Russell talk. Russell tries to relate to Jeff as "men" and how they "handled" their fight like "men". WHATEVER KISS ASS RUSSELL! Russell thinks he's in good with Jeff laughing with him outside while Jordan bashes Russell inside. Michelle is still asleep in the HOH bedroom. IF ONLY she was the floor on the 2nd floor listening in on Jordan. IF ONLY!

Back inside Jordan asks Natalie and Kevin if they get HOH next week who are they targeting. Well DUH! they both say Michelle. Jeff and Jordan talked about this earlier how this is perfect that Michelle gets taken out by the "other side" when REALLY Kevin and Natalie can BACKSTAB Jeff next week and basically tell "I learned it by watching you!".

Big Brother calls Russell into the Diary Room just around the time when Jordan wants Natalie and Kevin to talk to Jeff about what he plans on doing with Russell this week. Just as Russell comes in Jordan says for them to quickly act like they are playing cards and they do as Russell passes by. When the Diary Room door shuts both are quick to move outside to talk to Jeff.

Here they make THE DEAL. Both Kevin and Natalie PROMISE that if they win HOH next week that Michelle goes on the block with either Natalie/Kevin and that Jordan and Jeff MUST vote out Michelle and he agrees. Jeff continues to push that he better not be put on the block AT ALL and that Jordan kinda doesn't need to go on the block. That they better not BACKSTAB Jeff EVEN THOUGH Jeff is backstabbing Russell, but then again Russell allegedly backstabbed Jeff FIRST based on his Jessie vote and the LIE that Natalie came up with.

Jeff says that if you guys backstab me or try to backdoor me and the "votes" are not there then expect Jeff to come back with a vengence. I can only suspect Natalie and Kevin to talk shit about Jeff later tonight about fucking him over next week if they GET HOH.

Kevin goes inside leaving Natalie and Jeff to play pool. Natalie is quick to ask who he will use POV on and he playfully asks to be buttered up to more. She is quick to ask for it to be used on her but then she says to be used on Kevin as well. He then says how it doesn't matter because once Russell is UP that it doesn't matter who comes off. Jeff then talks about how far he has come in the game, from the bottom in week one to the top this week. When really he was never in the bottom, 3 out of the 4 weeks he was "immune" from going home or being backdoored thanks to the damn twist. So he had NOTHING to worry about. NOTHING! FUCK JEFF and his pity party of one.

Sunday August 23rd

Let's see, not much happening today. Michelle has told Jordan who told Jeff that Russell has said he's going to flip the fuck out if he gets "backdoored" or "nominated" this week. Jeff doesn't seem to care and plans on continuing to do it. Jordan grows closer to Natalie and Kevin and further apart from Michelle and Russell.

Even though Jordan doesn't feel trustworthy of Michelle they continue to talk. Michelle continues to give her first born child and all children there after to Jordan and Jeff's game. Michelle says she would only be upset with them if they tried to backdoor her but not so much if Russell goes up.

Jordan then tells Michelle how she doesn't trust Natalie or Kevin yet tells Natalie and Kevin how she can't trust Russell or Michelle. GOOD GAME GIRL! But next week they will compare notes when you and Jeff are no longer in power! And can you believe earlier today near the grill Jordan wonders if getting out Michelle this week would be better but Jeff turns it down and it's obvious his ego is after Russell BIG TIME. Jeff DOES NOT want Russell to end his game, he wants to end Russell's game FIRST. But seriously if Jeff makes it to the end Russell could very well end Jeff's END GAME by possibly being the deciding vote that would prevent Jeff from winning the grand prize. KARMA!

Later in the HOH room Jordan asks Jeff if she should move her clothes up after the "ceremony" tomorrow in case Russell tries to trash her stuff. He says no and how Russell will be mad for a few days and be over it. Then they talk about if Michelle votes for him then there will be problems. I mean they are using Natalie and Kevin next week to take out Michelle thinking they both won't be on the block. IDIOTS.

Downstairs Natalie and Kevin are talking outside. About how they MUST get out Jeff next week! Why are these IDIOTS talking like this all over the house? Russell could very well hear this and run and tell Jeff!

OH NO SHE DIDN'T! Later Jordan and Michelle are slowly getting back to talking about game. Jordan finally informs Michelle how she thinks its "best" for Jeff to backdoor Russell this week and take him out. Michelle is not sure how to react except to push how she can't trust Russell. Jordan says the reason to take out Russell now is because he is a strong competitor. But Michelle, LIKE AN IDIOT, says "no, Jeff is". WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Jordan has yet to tell Jeff about Michelle's comment.

This makes me happy to hear actually because if Russell leaves this week and let's say Kevin or Natalie get HOH, they throw up Jeff and Jordan. Let's say for SHITS AND GIGGLES that Michelle wins POV, she DOESN'T USE IT to take out Jeff! I would have normally thought that she would save Jordan so that both her and Jordan could vote out let's say Natalie over Jeff with Kevin as HOH but now with Michelle thinking and making it known how "strong" Jeff is she just may keep the nominations the same to FUCK JEFF OVER for him FUCKING HER OVER by taking out Russell THIS WEEK! Of course all this could be for shit if Jeff wins POV next week.

Monday August 24th

The day begins with Kevin and Natalie thinking of a way to talk to Jeff/Jordan once more to make sure Russell goes up in one of their places. At one point Kevin prays to the OTEV God to let them "shine" down on them, you know, meaning Russell gets fucked this week.

They also talk about how next week Jeff is NOT safe if they win HOH. Outside Michelle LIKE AN IDIOT tells Jordan how she joked with Russell about coming after Jeff and Jordan to split them up just to see if Russell would throw her under the bus and it turns out Russell never did. Jordan is shocked to hear this and later when Michelle goes inside with Jeff coming outside Jordan is quick to tell him.

When Jeff hears this this is when he makes the decision to save Kevin and to BACKDOOR RUSSELL! Jeff is also done with Michelle at this point. Doesn't care if she leaves this week instead or next week. AWWW MICHELLE, looks like your husband and wife in the game HATE YOUR GUTS! That's what you get for playing the game for THEM!

POV ceremony is now happening. When we come back we find that Russell is on the block! Jeff saved Kevin and threw up Russell against Natalie. Michelle is shocked! Jeff is in the backyard talking with Russell who seems calm. He is sitting on the couch while Jeff sits on his usual spot on the fridge. Their calm talk turns into Russell almost getting heated. Russell wants Jeff to remember how they all "swore" on their families and how Jeff threated everyone's familes outside the game if they turned on each other before the finally four.

Now they threaten each other, Jeff wants to cut Russell's throat, stab each other, go after each other's families, Russell threatening to "Mop" Jeff's face in the jury house, threatening to bust each other's face and then the feeds are fucking cut because of the threats.

Natalie runs upstairs to grab Jordan and is quick to tell her what's happening and what's been said. Jordan comes outside and starts in on Russell about how he's just mad that "we" got him first instead of Russell getting Jeff out first. Russell doesn't want to get into it with Jordan but she keeps going on him, calling him the "negative" person in the house and how he should go inside and he says this is his "fucking house" too.

Kevin and Natalie are playing pool, ENJOYING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, and Kevin makes a whisper comment about Russell leaving Thursday. Russell keeps pushing the "threatened my family" comment and NOW Jeff is saying it was a joke WHEN HE NEVER SAID IT WAS UNTIL RIGHT NOW.

Jordan backs off and Michelle is somewhere out of sight. Russell can't wait for Jeff to come to the jury house next. They keep arguing! Neither wants to give up. Jeff tries to now make Russell seem like the one throwing out the threats and for Russell to "remember what you're saying". Jeff also mentions how he'll "stab you in the neck" to Russell. REALLY JEFF? Over a game and you going to prison for manslaughter? IDIOT.

Soon the fight dies off and both are left sitting there fuming over all they've said, how they attacked each other personally and each want the other to have some form of physical harm.

PATHETIC! Later Russell works Kevin outside about how Jeff called him a "faggot" and how SUPER GAY FRIENDLY Russell is and how Chima called him a "terrorist" and how he's sticking up for Kevin. Kevin isn't buying any of this "I'm your best friend and have always been" crap. Kevin is aware Russell is NOW starting to talk to Kevin because he needs something from him, a vote. You see Russell talked to Michelle earlier and buttered her up how Russell is "rooting" for Michelle to win and that he still likes her and how if he has Michelle's and Kevin's vote that he can stay in the house to go after Jeff. WHATEVAS!

Natalie is also working Russell to gain his jury vote IF she makes it to the end. How earlier she was bashing Russell to Jeff and friends and when she's alone with Russell how the other side of the house was doing all the bashing. How she told the other side she won't stop talking to Russell. IT'S ALL for a Jury Vote.

Later Jordan and Kevin talk in the kitchen. Jordan wants to continue to call Russell out on "everything" and how she wants to go AWF on him. All and I mean ALL of Russell's comments and sayings are coming out. Everyone is exchanging stories on him. Jordan says "I can't wait for him to walk out that door" and how she's been wanting him out for some time now and how she had to wait for their side to "have the numbers" YET you and Jeff are killing your numbers by voting him out but then again you're attempting to replace Russell with-ah who cares, Jeff/Jordan are everyone's target next week except Michelle.

Later Jeff and Michelle join them in the kitchen and the talk continues on bashing Russell. How Ronnie taught Russell all the wrong numbers and how Russell is now voting for Kevin to win and giving him "help". Jeff laughs saying that's what Russell did the week he thought he was going home when Jeff used his secret wizard power!

Then Jordan talks about Russell's BULLSHIT letter how his dad left him a "hidden message" about trusting Jeff. Jordan is VERY HAPPY about Russell's game being called out and she says "bullshit!". Minutes later Natalie comes in and continues to spill what Russell has said in terms of game moves and how "dumb" they are to side with Jeff. Michelle is enjoying this since she's not the target and knows damn well not to side with Russell on ANYTHING.

Jeff again says that he will "stab" and "stick" Russell in the neck if Russell comes "at me" and how Jeff can GET AWAY WITH IT because in Jeff's DELUSIONAL mind that he is defending himself since "they" got it on tape that Russell threatened to hurt him. UM YEAH JEFF, KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.

Monday August 24th Part 2

What's new? Jeff and Jordan are EPIC DOUCHE BAGS as I knew from the very beginning. They were assholes and shit heads when they were at the bottom of the Big Brother 11 barrel and now when they've had back to back HOH/POV power for the past 2 weeks their rein of KING AND QUEEN of the house has reached new levels.

Outside Jeff and Jordan basically threaten anyone into keeping Russell. You see keeping Russell around this week would be like fucking with Jeff mostly as Russell is telling people in the house that he wants to stay around now to "get revenge" on Jeff. Jeff tells everyone that they need to give him the half a million dollar prize, whether or not a joke in his warped mind, it's half a fucking million dollars that NO ONE wants to give over to anyone, joke or no joke.

Both also tell Michelle, Natalie and Kevin outside that there better not be ONE VOTE for Russell to stay. That the vote BETTER be 3 and 0 for Russell to be evicted. Jeff makes a comment about how he'll "still be around" to deal with if there's even one vote for Russell to stay.

Kevin makes a funny comment slash joke about what if Russell stays with 2 to 1 vote meaning he and Michelle went against Jeff and Jordan kicking out Natalie and keeping Russell around and Jeff makes more threats- oh what I mean he makes more JOKES about how he'll come after them and anyone who goes against what HE WANTS on HIS HOH! Kinda like how Chima's HOH was taken away from her and what she wanted didn't happen, yet Jeff feels that this shouldn't happen to him AT ALL. FUCK YOU JEFF. Jeff and Jordan also warn that Russell will be trying to get votes all the way through to Thursday. That it will never end.

One interesting thing about Kevin. He seems to be toying with the idea of keeping Russell. He hasn't told anyone that he will keep Russell but based on his in house actions, line of questioning and talks with Russell, he may consider keeping Russell and it could work for Kevin!

Hear me out. If Michelle and Russell could somehow team up with Kevin as a new final 3 to take out Jeff and Jordan well then it could work! Next week if would be Kevin, Michelle and Russell going after Jordan in the HOH comp. Kevin of course would fear that the original final four would most likely come back together but I highly doubt it. The problem with this is Michelle and her insane devotion to Jeff and Jordan. Michelle has shown no signs of going against Jeff or Jordan. So this idea is really just full of shit. Thanks for NOTHING MICHELLE!

Later Russell and Natalie play pool. Natalie is quick to butter up Russell by calling him her "friend" and basically GETTING HIS JURY VOTE. Russell talks under his breathe about Jeff and his "technotronics" word from week one. Jeff and Jordan are at the couch. Kevin is at the hot tub. Michelle, I could give a fuck, she's probably sniffing Jeff and Jordan's dirty clothes up in the HOH room, rolling around in them. Russell continues to believe Natalie is 18 years old and tries to give her advice on her college days to come when she's already a college graduate. LOL!

Russell then calls Jessie his "boy". WHAT? Maybe Russell thinks if he stays that he's now working Natalie on a Jury Vote, in case she leaves. Using Natalie to get to Jessie about how Russell loves Jessie's sweaty muscular nut sac!

Tuesday August 25th Part 2

Morning has come and gone and the houseguests slowly get up. Nothing special happening as of yet.

Ohh what's this? Kevin and Natalie are planning on pulling Michelle over to their side of the house next week! Sounds kinda stupid. It is because next they plan on making up another lie about Michelle coming up to Kevin wanting to save Russell. The thing about this lie is that it will work with Jeff hating Michelle so badly.

Kevin at one point wants to vote to keep Russell to set up Michelle but Natalie knows that's too risky as Michelle could still be voting to keep Russell and his 2nd vote could send her home. She takes a "joke" from Jeff's book and mentions stabbing Kevin if he does that.

Later Michelle and Natalie flop out their MAN DICKS on the backyard table and tell each other how they will go after each other next week and how each will play for POV hard as fuck and how the other is worse than the other. Nothing like a good fight but more underhanded up front and honest comments.

Oh but what's this? Now Natalie and Michelle are talking to some degree or another about a new final 2 but without actually saying it. Talking about getting bigger threats out aka Jeff, of course without naming him. How they have to play the game for themselves and not anyone else anymore. And about BACKSTABBING! FINALLY these 2 can come together!

As they talk Jeff is working out in the backyard. Jeff wants to know what they are talking about and Natalie tells him how they both made an honest agreement to target each other yet when Jeff pulls away not wanting to be part of that conversation Natalie is quick to tell Michelle how even if she puts up Michelle that doesn't mean she is her real target. Michelle agrees.

There's something else Natalie and Kevin are working on. Another EPIC LIE, this one about Michelle. The lie involves Michelle coming up to talk to Kevin and working him to save Russell. Natalie had told Kevin in front of Michelle earlier that she would put up Kevin on the block, doing this to show Michelle that her and Kevin were not that close. Whether or not Russell approaches Michelle to keep him Kevin intends to set up Michelle for next week by saying Russell and Michelle were working together to keep him.

Now if they are SMART they will wait until after Russell is gone so that Michelle's word will be against Kevin's "honest" word. If they expose this now then Russell and Michelle can once again team up with Jeff/Jordan and figure out how Natalie and Kevin are lying to turn them against each other. Hopefully they'll wait to unleash this lie until after Russell is voted out!

Tuesday August 25th

As midnight passes we find out through Russell that he was told "security" was ready to jump in the middle of Jeff and Russell's after POV meeting fight. WOW! And what the fuck is up with Michelle CRYING over Russell being put on the block as it was fear she would be next? Because she thought her husband Jeff in the game was so fucking loyal and an up front good standing person? SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY Michelle, focus on the grand prize and get your head stuck out of these really fucked up four person alliance.

Upstairs in the HOH during the midnight hours Jordan has told Jeff about Michelle crying and this sends Jeff into an EVIL tirade about Michelle. How much he hates her, wants to "kick" her out and how much of a "loser" she is. I mean seriously this live feed moment would make Michelle faint after crying every last tear drop out of her insane eyeballs. Jeff also adds in some comments about Michelle's "toe"? WTF?

Oh Jeff, you really do bring out the hilarious comments. He wants Michelle to win next week FOR THEM, use her to take out Kevin or Natalie and then dump her after that. Allison Grodner better show this very DIRTY side of Jeff and Jordan on the fucking CBS show. I'm sick of this America's Couple edit. This is the REAL JEFF AND JORDAN. Power hungry shit heads demanding the house give them the final 2.

WHOA! Jeff now wants to call out Michelle and just rip into her with insulting words and scare her into voting their way. WHAT THE FUCK JEFF? He's picking on the way she walks, her voice, her "fake yawns", how she makes him "sick" to his stomach, that he is just fucking DONE WITH HER! Again... WHOA! Jordan plays it off like she still wants to work with Michelle but I don't see her agreeing completely with Jeff.

Then Jeff admits he has no more power. I think Jeff has realized that his HOH rein of terror is officially over. He can't break a tie. He can't control the votes. He can only hope Russell leaves and that Michelle does what he tells him to do and that next week he has control over what Natalie or Kevin does. Jeff LOVES being in control even though he's really not. This house just can't be stupid enough to let him get to the final 2. Mutha fucker needs to win himself to the final 2 chairs. I'll respect that not his current bullying gameplay. ASSHOLE!

It seems all of this Jeff anger started with Jordan of course. How Jordan talked to Michelle just before this and how Jordan was telling Michelle "like come on, you know Jeff was joking about going after your family right?" to which Michelle nervously says "yeah of course" but did admit she didn't think he was joking. Jeff also rips into Russell calling him a "loser", a "baby" and even comparing him to a "rapist" in yelling and treating Michelle like shit but then making her cry when he was put on the block. WHOA!

Jordan is also telling Jeff how she sees Jeff in the final 2 and the same time discounting herself being there. How she can't wait to see the "bitter" jury members asking him questions and being upset with him. UM.. I DOUBT HE'LL BE IN FINAL 2 BITCH. And if the jury hates him then they won't give him the grand prize. A big Chicago FUCK YOU to Jeff. Jeff thinks that him getting Russell and Jessie out that the house should THANK HIM with the grand prize for that. WHAT?

Jeff now wants Michelle to stay the fuck away from him, to "shut the fuck up", wonders if she has a "human personality" inside her and "lie to someone else". Jordan attempts to calm Jeff down and does.

Wednesday August 26th

As midnight passes Kevin and Natalie start Operation HIDE SHIT. They went around the house and started grabbing random things and hiding them to throw off Jeff, Jordan and Michelle. But BIG BROTHER SAID HELL TO THE NO BITCHES. They called in Kevin and when he came out he was pissed about Big Brother threatening him again about expellison for doing this.

And what the fuck is up that? This is the 2nd FUCKING TIME Big Brother has threatened to expell Kevin and Natalie for doing something in the house. I mean Allison Grodner wants SO BADLY for Russell, Michelle, Jeff and Jordan to be the final four that Big Brother will ALMOST do anything to make it happen. Kevin was pissed the fuck AWF about having to put everything back but did call himself "stupid" for thinking he could get away with it.

During the morning hours it was quiet... all too quiet. And then the next BIG FIGHT happened between Russell versus Jeff and Jordan! It first started with Russell making digs at Jeff in the backyard. Russell is on that workout machine thing near the couches whilef Jeff is near the hot tub smoking.

Russell asks if Jeff always "shakes" when he talks to him, talking about how "scared" Jeff is of him. Jeff tells Russell to go out "classy" this week. "Dumbest kid I've ever come across" says Russell. He brings up "technotronic" again and Jeff plays it down as they already done this. Jeff talks about having a "good time" this week. Russell is smiling as he workouts and talks about Jeff being "broke" ever since their first fight week one. Jeff denies every being "broke" by Russell.

Russell then calls him a "fucking dumbass" for not following through with their final four plan and then says "just like you said, don't pull out a gun if you don't fucking use it moron. Fucking dumbshit. Now you look like a fucking tool". Russell then says how America only gave Jeff his power because he was a "waste" and a loser of some degree. Calling him a "pussy" and how America only gave him power because Russell "layed into his ass".

Russell has moved over to the weight bench sweating as he continues to rant. Now telling Jeff how "security" was waiting after POV to stop Russell from fucking Jeff up. Natalie has now opened the sliding glass door listening to the rant. Jeff continues to keep quiet and not give back too much during this one sided spat.

Russell again talks about the security was there because "I was going to fucking break your face" and that security wasn't there for Jeff but Russell alone. Natalie turns around from her spot and calls Jordan over to come outside.

She steps outside and Russell starts in on her but is quickly interrupted by Jordan telling him to "shut the fuck up" and how he's a "fucking douche bag". Jordan throws her towel down on the couches and starts moving toward the middle of the yard getting louder and trying to call out Russell, something she's been wanting to do for some time.

Jordan brings up how Russell HATES going to the Jury House with Jessie and Russell is "so fucking pissed" that Jeff is sending him out. Russell continues to yell over Jordan about something regarding Jeff keeping quiet and Jordan fighting his battles.

Jordan then SCREAMS about how Russell is trying to get everyone's "fucking votes" and how he is "fucking going home". Jordan says that she "swears to God" himself that if they were not fucking here that she would HIT RUSSELL in the "fucking head". Russell is like "really" and she is like "Yes I fucking would!"

Jeff calmly tells Jordan to stop and "go inside". Russell agrees and tells her to go eat some more "cookie dough". Natalie is standing by the workout machine near the sliding glass door watching, listening. Russell laughs about everyone "swearing" to God about doing something "in here".

Jeff then makes a comment about Russell not working out properly with the bench press. Jordan is now sitting on the couches as Michelle races outside to take a seat. Jordan is back to screaming how Russell knows he's leaving and starting shit. Russell keeps going back to beating Jeff's ass and Jordan fighting his battles.

Russell eggs Jordan to "keep fucking fighting" with him and she gets up yelling how she will "fucking keep fighting with you". BITCH is walking fast with her chunky legs to Russell. She yells "No, I'm not fucking scared of you. You think I'm fucking scared of you? Russell YOU THINK I'M FUCKING SCARED OF YOU?!?!?!" BITCH chest bumps into Russell's sweaty hunky chest and they start making out. Just kidding about the making out part. Your jaw did drop though.

Jeff is now sitting on the couches watching from a distance. Jeff yells for Jordan to sit down and asking her why she got up and "did that". That he doesn't want to get up and get into it and for her to come back. Russell then can't wait for someone in this house to send Jeff to the Jury House as a birthday present for him. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS FUCK if that actually did happen. Talk about a bitter jury house birthday party!

Russell again talks about Jeff being "a really fucking man" for letting Jordan fight for him. Russell again talks about "beating his face in" and Jeff says how Russell is a "big talker" and now says he has "500,000 reasons not to" fight Russell.

Russell starts in with Jordan being "fat" and for Jeff to say something and "follow through with it" meaning his threats on his family. Jeff is back to how it was a joke. Russell slams Jeff's work in some telephone business. Jeff then digs into Russell's lies about his many jobs, how which is real. Russell then points out Russell attack yet another woman in the house.

Russell points how their "battle" starts when they both get out of this fucking place. Russell slams Jeff's looks and thinking he's a "Model". Jeff then wonders if Russell came up with this comeback in 2 days and calls this "gross". Now Jeff wonders why this game has to do with "fighting" and Russell is back to Jeff's "Joke" threatening their families for going against him.

Russell says "you don't know who the fuck my family is and who the fuck I am". Jeff mocks Russell agreeing with him. Jeff then talks about Russell carrying out these "anger bags" and how Russell hasn't been happy in the house since day one. Russell makes fun of Jeff's vocab while Jeff slams Russell's amount of friends.

Kevin is now outside joining the couch crew watching the show. Jeff continues to downplay how this is a "game" and how Jeff is "not going to do shit" as I'm sure the Diary Room as told Jeff to think about the money versus jail time for stabbing Russell in the throat. Now Jeff talks about Russell making a "move" on Jeff in the Jury House and "losing all your cash". Yep, that's the Diary Room scaring Jeff into walking away from this show without any money.

Russell brings in Jeff's dumb game move of telling Kevin how he "saved him" when he put him on the block in the first place meaning had POV not been won by Jeff that Kevin probably was going home. Jeff then says how Kevin is now on HIS TEAM! Michelle is RIGHT FUCKING THERE when he says this! HOLY SHIT!

Jeff is quick to downplay how Kevin is on his side because he's a "good person". Jeff makes fun of seeing Russell outside this house as they talked about seeing each other outside the house. Jeff tries to downplay him and Kevin being together and keeps saying "dood what the fuck are you talking about".

Jeff wants Russell to stop using Jeff's insults against him and then BRINGS UP HOW RUSSELL WANTS TO "FUCK me" and "Do you want to have sex with me"?? Russell laughs at Jeff's new comeback. Jeff offers to show his ass to Russell on his way out the door and how Russell must have a hard on for Jeff. WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM? Russell is happy about how stupid Jeff came across with that stupid comment. HEY JEFF FUCK, what's so bad about someone in the house wanting to fuck you?? Your "insult" shows me you think about getting fucked in that house. ASSHOLE.

Jordan then starts in again when Russell calls Jordan a "little fatty". She smiles at first shocked and soon screams how Russell is a "the biggest asshole" and a "fucking douche bag" and how she again is not fucking scared of him. Jeff is telling Jordan over and over to stop and to "be quiet". Jeff is back to how Russell went about this in the wrong way. Jeff continues to talking about how "this is a game" yet has told people like Kevin and Natalie that if he gets put on the block next week that he'll be upset with everyone.

Jeff is getting irritated with Russell at this point because they are "running circles". Jeff again downplays bringing Kevin into this and Russell keeps repeating "shut the fuck up". Jeff now says America gave the power to him because they thought Jeff was a good person. Jeff starts to mock Russell's final 2 deals with a squeaky voice and Jeff tells Russell to stick his fingers up his own ass when Russell only points out 3 final 2 deals.

Russell tries to point out how Kevin and Natalie are still going after him for putting him up and how Jeff thinks he's good friends with them. Jordan chimes in about how they were pawns and how they knew the PLAN BEFORE IT HAPPENED! OHHH SHIT! Michelle now knows this! WOW! Russell tells both Kevin and Natalie that Jeff WILL fuck you both over.

Now Jordan and Russell get back into it screaming from across the yard about how Russell is going after Kevin and how he called Kevin some harsh gay word after the Chicken POV comp. How Jeff won't say it but she will and Jeff then tells her TO "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY". And she does! JEFF'S BITCH! He yells again for Jordan to "shut up!" and then says kindly "be quiet. It's not even your problem".

Jeff finally goes inside leaving the fight while Russell keeps pushing how Jeff doesn't allow anyone else to play the game in "his house" and how he's going to put everyone one of you up and backstab all of you. Russell is pissed that no one but him speaks up to Jeff and how they all "play nice" to him. Natalie then makes a comment about how this is a "game" this is played "week by week".

Wednesday August 26th Part 2

Later Jordan is CRYING outside frustrated about the whole fight with Russell to Kevin and Michelle. Inside Natalie tells Russell about the "second I get power" about her putting "them both up". I guess meaning Jeff and Jordan. Russell heads outside with Natalie as Kevin moves Jordan inside to hide her from Russell so he won't see her crying.

Jordan talks about wanting to "hit him" but how she knows he won't hit her back and she'll get kicked out. Jordan is upset how Russell is trying to use her "gay" comments against her. Kevin plays up with Jordan since they still have some form of power this week and caters to her emotional shattered state.

Natalie is WORKING EVERYONE! She's outside with Michelle talking her up and how she's on Michelle's side. She heads inside and talks with Russell about how she's on his side and then moves to the kitchen and tells Jordan how she feels for her and is on her side. BITCH IS GOOD!

Outside Natalie tells Russell how Michelle's "job" was to get information from Russell and their side of the house and bring it back to him. Russell can't believe it. Natalie is making sure Michelle DOES NOT get Russell's jury vote connecting her to Jeff's game play. BITCH IS GOOD!

Later Russell tells Natalie in the kitchen how he asked Michelle if she had told Jeff everything they talked about and apparently Michelle gave him this smirk slash smile and walked away. Natalie goes outside and quickly spills what was said. Natalie is so quick to unleash people's gossip, it's just too funny.

OMG! Later Jordan, Natalie and Kevin talk about getting Michelle out next week! More on that to come later.

Michelle and Jordan GET, I SAY GET to talking in the HOH room. Jordan wants people on the street to call Russell a "faggot" on the street. REAL CLASSY CUNT! She is quick to apologize with Michelle sitting there. OMG! The Michelle RATS OUT NATALIE to her wife Jordan! BITCH tells her how Natalie told her that even if Michelle goes up that she has a "bigger" target in mind other than Michelle. But Natalie can either make Michelle look to be a liar when confronted about it or she can say she said it to keep Michelle from playing so hard in POV.

In another part of the house Kevin continues to believe the game is "FIXED" for Jeff. How when he goes into the Diary Room "they" are always asking him how "awesome" Jeff and how good he is and always asking positive shit about him. Kevin is aware of it. He then tells Natalie that if there's a future endurance comp where Jeff can compete that the game is "fixed" for Jeff to win it. Another season where even the houseguests in the house are VERY MUCH AWARE of Allison Grodner's fixing of the game and who the show wants to win. ASSHOLES.

Later Jeff really starts digging into Jordan about how she plays, how she says too much, to not worry about Russell, to just "think" for the rest of the game and just keeps pushing how she isn't pulling her weight. Jordan of course gets emotional with Jeff yelling at her and is always upset with her. But soon Jeff is talking in his "fun" voice to get Jordan from stopping from shedding tears and they are back to being in BB love.

Later Michelle tells Jordan that if she wins HOH that Jeff and Jordan are NOT going up and have nothing to worry. So BASICALLY if Michelle wins HOH she would be GIVING JEFF AND JORDAN HOH AGAIN FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT WEEK by giving them the power to control who of Natalie or Kevin goes home. Michelle should put up Jeff versus Kevin and let everyone play for POV and if the noms stay the same then she has the power to evict who she wants to leave, NOT GIVE YOUR HOH TO JEFF AND JORDAN!

Ohh what's this? Jeff has revealed he left a very "mean" message for Russell in the Diary Room. Will Allison Grodner air this mean spirited speech in order for Russell to "cool off" and eventually vote for Jeff when SHE MAKES SURE he's in the final 2? I bet half a dollar that his mean speech will not air or it will be edited down to something regarding how "this is a game dood and you got got" crap.

Both Natalie and Kevin have started their STUPID EPIC LIE about how Michelle wants to keep Russell and was going to talk to Kevin about it but backed out since Kevin wasn't going to vote her way and told Russell who then went AWF on Jeff and Jordan earlier today. Jeff listens but doesn't react the way they want him to, something about how this was how Russell played the week Jessie went home.

Jeff is now a little worried that Michelle will put him up or target him next week. He also gets Natalie and Kevin to AGAIN tell him how he's safe next week and that their deal is NOT to put him up on the block. UM, YEAH JEFF, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, IT'S CALLED BACK FUCK YOU STABBING!

Natalie is now changing her deal with Jeff telling him how if she wins HOH that Michelle goes up with Jordan with Jordan as the "pawn" when originally Natalie said she would put up Kevin. UH OH! Jeff doesn't really react. Jeff is now back to bashing Michelle, how she sleeps, how she smells, her quirks. If only Michelle was ease dropping to hear this.

Later in the HOH Jeff has told Jordan that if Natalie wins HOH that she is going up as a pawn. Jordan wants SOMEONE ELSE LIKE MICHELLE TO WIN HOH for her now so she won't go up as a pawn. How she suddenly doesn't trust Kevin and Natalie as much anymore. Jeff then reminds her how Kevin did tell them how he would put up Natalie as a pawn but how Natalie never promised to do the same. GET BACK ON THE BLOCK BITCH!

Downstairs Russell is trying to get Michelle to open her stupid as fuck eyes on everyone in the house allowing Jeff to get furhter in the game. Michelle is too much in High School popular couple love to see otherwise. She will DIE in this game for Jeff. It's really pathetic.

Michelle is now up in the HOH room as Jordan tells her how Natalie said she wanted Jordan to go on the block with Michelle. Michelle is SUPER QUICK to say how Natalie said that Michelle would go up with a "stronger" person with hope that the other person went home which Michelle implies is Jordan. None of them figure out that Natalie is actually talking about Jeff.

Michelle leaves the HOH room leaving Jordan to think and think that turns into tears. Jeff finds her and she talks about being stressed the fuck out because of Michelle and when Michelle is FUCKING heading back to the HOH room that Jordan moves into the bathroom to get away from Michelle.

OH GAWD! Michelle watches Jeff give Jordan a butt massage and then mentions that if Jordan was a "lesbian" that she would "hook up" with her. SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHELLE, NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! Jordan is now worried about Russell "bashing my character" on live TV. Michelle thinks she's back in good with Jeff and Jordan as she gets comfortable talking with Jordan again.

Michelle actually is STUPID enough to push on Jordan how "strong" Jeff is and Jordan isn't biting at the comments. Michelle then brings up how Natalie and Kevin are thinking how they are getting rid of Russell this week and soon Michelle, Jeff and Jordan with them being final 2 and being all happy about it and how they will make shit up to get there. Jordan agrees to some point.

Now they rehash the first few weeks and how Michelle can't "fake cry". I forgot to mention that Jeff talked to Michelle about her crying in the house and Michelle is CRAZY INSANE ENOUGH to admit how she cried "three times" in this house and how each time was ABOUT JEFF!

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August 19, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 6 Part 2

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Sunday August 16th through Wednesday August 19th Part 2

Sunday August 16th

Let's play KETCHUP! Michelle is suddenly Jordan's shadow. Ever since Jordan made Michelle cry last night Michelle feels like she FINALLY has a "girlfriend" in the house, someone she can trust. So with that said Michelle is up on Jordan's junk all day. Michelle and Jordan are talking this morning about Kevin. How he could win this game, may think he's "interchangable" with Russell, WHAT I SAID KEVIN SHOULD DO. It seems Michelle is threatened by Kevin as well. She still wants them to keep Russell this week despite Jordan's distrust for Russell.

Then they talk about Lydia. Michelle feels it is not "right" for Lydia to be in the final four. FUCK YOU MICHELLE, whoever the fuck makes it final four deserves it. Later outside we find out Lydia won HOH first but it was taken away from her in the course of the Golf HOH comp. Russell is now outside with Jordan and Michelle building up the hate between both sides with his little digs on what the other side has said or is doing to purposely piss off them. Russell wants the hate to still be there to the end game.

Russell again pushes for Kevin to be nominated but both girls don't bite at that option. Later we find out Monday is Slop Day. It seems this past Food comp had the houseguests winning food for a day and Monday is going to be a Have Not day it seems. No one is sleeping in the Have Not bedroom anymore. The dining room table is also smaller now. Small changes makes them think about the money more and more.

OMG Michelle tells Russell she was crying in the Diary Room about Jordan's acts of kindness last night. Seriously Michelle, have you EVER had a girlfriend outside the house. Why is Jordan's small acts of kindness so POWERING to your emotional mindset? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Wha Wha Wha? Lydia has told Natalie that she will use POV on her if she wins it. So if Lydia goes on the block and wins POV that she will help push Natalie further into the game so that she can go to Jessie? WHAT? Well at least she'll get ass fucked by Jessie in the Jury House. I mean what else is Jessie going to do there except eat, workout and talk to Lydia.

Her and Natalie also talk about the jury vote, how it could be split and how America's Vote would decide the winner. The blame Chima for quitting in making America having a big vote in the end.

Russell's intense paranoia is returning slowly. Natalie tells Kevin outside that Russell apparently saw Jeff talking to her and Lydia in the bathroom earlier and you know how that goes with Russell. "They're trying to get me out this week" thoughts racing through Russell's mind.

Later Jordan and Russell have an odd memory wall moment. Russell is quick to make sure Jordan doesn't believe anything the other side has to say about him. She is already sick and fucking tired of his paranoia and his comments that she later tells Michelle about what he said. She too just said for Jordan NOT to believe the other side. Jordan then goes on to make a threat that she will do something about Russell if his paranoia doesn't stop. NOMINATE HIM? I hope!

This EPIC LIE Natalie, Kevin and Lydia have planned can now work brillantly when Jordan tells Jeff how both Michelle and Russell don't want Jeff and Jordan to believe anything that Kevin would have to say!

Upstairs in the HOH room Jeff and Jordan finally talk about the game. Jordan still wants Natalie out first in fear of her going after Jeff and Michelle for their actions on getting out her friends. Then they start talking about Russell and all his bullshit lies. Jeff even goes as far as to call Russell a "douche bag" and is upset knowing he was the 2nd vote to keep Jessie after Jeff saved him with the Coup d'SHIT power. Oh GOD JEFF, how dare someone not bow down to you and your fucking shitty power given to you. FUCKKKK YOU.

They talk about getting out Russell this week but also mostly next week. How Russell keeps pushing for Kevin to leave. How they want Kevin to win HOH to go after Russell for them and Jeff even mentions him getting HOH next week to take out Russell himself. But really bitches, get off your high and mighty fucking power trip, you two could both be on the block next week and Russell, if left in the game could either be the one that puts you both up there or is voting to evict one of you out. The guy you kept COULD stay longer than your DUMBASS!

Jordan thinks Russell won't go against us this week because of the "numbers" but then wonders if he would still go against them no matter what. YES! Jeff brings up how Russell talked to him downstairs about how Russell "really" wanted them to be the final four. So basically either this week or next week they talk about taking out Russell. Then Jeff laughs how they need to win HOH every week to do what they are saying. DING DING!

Jordan keeps getting scared of Russell winning an endurance HOH comp next week. Then they talk about how Michelle is "buying" Russell's bullshit about being final 2. It seems Michelle told about her final 2 deal with Russell. Jeff says "fuck him" about Russell and his "word". WOW! Jeff wants to tell Russell before any ceremony why Russell is going up if he has the power and chance to do it. Jordan then wonders if Michelle will flip with Russell and backstab them both. YES!

Jeff can't stop thinking about Russell's big fat dick! Actually he calls Russell a "scumbag" and how disloyal he is. Jeff is still toying with the idea of backstabbing Russell this week and had Jeff gotten HOH this week that he would have gone ahead and taken out Russell in fear that next week if Russell gets HOH next week will end up turning on him. Jordan then makes sense saying how this week they MUST take out one from the other side so that if next week they turn on one of their own that they are still "one up" in team members.

Now they talk about Russell and Jeff wants to "stab" Russell in the front or back, he doesn't care how, by stabbing I mean in the game sense. Well gosh I hope Jeff means game sake! Jeff goes on and on about Russell voting against Jeff's wishes. Jeff then wants Russell to go "fuck" Jessie in the jury house. Oh Jeff, SHUT THE FUCK UP, the man who screams the most about gay loving is the one who fucking enjoys it. BITCH.

They are back to talking about backdooring Russell this week and to wait for POV to figure this out. They will first put up Lydia and Natalie, if POV is used than Russell is backdoored and told why he's being backdoored, that this week will be a short week so they won't have to deal with Russell so long. They think if Russell is the target that "everyone will be on board".

Jeff believes next week if the other side wins that Michelle is the bigger target no matter what, WRONG! You are Jeff!

Sunday August 16th Part 2

And so the EPIC LIE is created. Outside Kevin talks to Jeff. The lie talks about how this happened the night of the fights a day ago. After the barbque. That Kevin was in the Red room while Russell and Michelle were in the Pool room. That Natalie and Lydia both came out of the Diary Room and found Kevin in the Red room whipsering about how Russell and Michelle were talking in the Pool Room. Natalie and Lydia snuck up to the door to listen and egged Kevin to do so to. How Kevin says he heard mostly Russell talking with Michelle about "final 2" with her and how once Natalie is gone that she will be the strongest woman and how next week they have to get out Jeff.

Jeff is listening and not liking this. Now Kevin continues the lie how the "girls" didn't want Jeff to know this and wanted Jeff to get sent to the Jury house next week because of Russell. Jeff is REALLY not liking this. Kevin continues how Russell wanted to target the "couple" next week. Kevin plays up the other part of the lie on how he is betraying or backstabbing the girls by telling Jeff this because remember the "girls" claimed they didn't want Jeff to know this.

Jeff starts spilling all he knows about Russell, how Russell did this and that and how Russell is after Kevin HARDCORE! Jeff spills everything he and Jordan just talked about minutes ago in the HOH room. Jeff says "maybe we have to take the first move". Jeff is ready to pitch this to Jordan later tonight. Kevin continues to play it off as the "girls" are going after Michelle. This is also part of the EPIC LIE. They are after Michelle but really want Jeff out first. Jeff believes the "girls" want Michelle out first.

They talk about keeping this quiet for now. Backdooring Russell. Hoping that if anyone but Russell wins that POV is used and Russell goes up. Now Jeff also talks about how he can't get a "minute alone because of those two" meaning Michelle and Russell. COCK BLOCKERS!

Kevin plays off the EPIC LIE beautifully and Jeff is very much into it. He BELIEVES it! And what's so funny is Natalie came up with this EPIC LIE. FUCK YOU JEFF, YOU JUST GOT PLAYED! By Natalie of all people! Kevin also wants to talk to Jordan "separately" and not treat her and Jordan like "two".

DAMN IT. Kevin then talks about how Michelle may be playing Russell too and how Michelle may be innocent in all this. But when Michelle denies this conversation happening I can only hope Michelle is suddenly pinned as a trader with Russell. What's funny is both Michelle and Russell told Jeff and Jordan NOT to believe anything the "other side" says. HA! HA!

Then they both talk about how Russell told Jeff to his face how he was going to "backstab" Jeff. I knew that drunken slip up would come back to haunt Russell. Jeff is soooo done with Russell. Nothing Russell can say can save him this week. Jeff then tells Kevin to tell the "girls" to play hard for POV but how even if he or Jordan win POV that they will use it to pull one of the girls off so that they can backdoor Russell. Jeff of course still wants Natalie or Lydia to win.

Now if Russell wins POV then Natalie goes home this week. Jeff then brings up how they believe next HOH is endurance and how if Russell stays he may have a chance at winning. Jeff wonders if Russell would never fall if it is endurance. Kevin plays up how paranoid Russell is and how Jeff is buying into all this. Kevin then pushes how if Russell is final 2 against Jeff that Russell would win based on the current jury members.

Jeff believes that the jury would respect his game play of being on his "own" from the beginning and made it all the way to the end. Kevin now LIES about Natalie not hating Jeff anymore about his "good Coup d'etat move". LIAR! BUT A GOOD ONE! Kevin keeps playing up the hate Russell and let's get him out this week moves. Jeff has to go get a "smoke" because of all this talk. HA HA!

Minutes later Kevin goes inside and chats with Lydia and Natalie at the dining room table. No oe is around. He mutters for them to not act differently. Natalie asks if they are both still going up. Kevin says yes. That if one of them is still going home. He says "no". Natalie is quick to laugh and tells Kevin to get the "fuck away from us" and how she doesn't want Kevin to get caught telling them the good news.

Upstairs Jordan and Michelle talk. Jordan is still toying around with the idea of taking out Russell this week but keeps going back and forth due to the "numbers" game and asks what Michelle thinks about taking out Russell. Michelle is sort of debating how Russell should stay so this EPIC LIE could make Michelle look like a rat just like Russell and she will be next week's target once Russell leaves this week. AWESOME!

Michelle wants to talk to Jeff and Jordan together but is getting the idea Jeff doesn't want to talk to her. Jordan brings up how Jeff wants Russell out but how if they talk now that Russell will interrupt it. They have to wait until Russell is sleeping to talk. Jordan is now buttering up Michelle on how when Jeff and Jordan talk that they are not talking about her and that Jeff is annoyed with Russell always interrupting her and Jeff's time. HINT HINT MICHELLE TWISTED MIND FUCK BITCH. Same goes for you!

Downstairs Natalie and Lydia whisper at the dining room table. Natalie talks about how if next week she gets HOH she is gunning after Jeff and Michelle next week, Jeff more so for "starting all this shit" and how Jeff made Michelle go against her word to Chima. Lydia is all down for that.

Monday August 17th

Let's play KETCHUP with the Big Brother 11 nut jobs. Jeff and Jordan have been back and forth all night and all day on backdooring Russell. And that's basically what is happening in the house. OMG Jeff wants to backdoor Russell but then Jordan downplays it as she wants Natalie out in fear that Natalie will take out her BFF Michelle. But then Jeff doesn't want to be "played" on television by anyone, whether it be Kevin or Russell.

Jeff already fears that Russell will backstab him next week regardless of how faithful he is this week and so with that said Jeff wants to backstab Russell first. He really wants to be the last male threat left standing. He wants an easy win against Kevin, who I'm sure Jeff doesn't consider as a huge "male" threat.

Jeff keeps saying how they need to wait until POV to see what happens but really Jeff is looking for any reason to backdoor Russell. I feel Russell has played himself into this situation this week where if he doesn't win POV that he's going up no matter what. That POV will be used. Now if Michelle wins POV again and doesn't use it to protect Russell then guess what, Jeff will fucking HATE HER for allowing Russell to stay another week to go after Jeff. Would Michelle go against her new husband? Who knows?

Today Jeff and Jordan are now at a point where they can't trust Michelle either anymore. The are trying to figure out if Michelle or Russell are lying about the "let's Jeff out next week" comments. They believe they could be working together and playing both Jeff and Jordan. Russell's paranoia is strong with these houseguests.

Nominations were today and POV is tomorrow. Natalie and Lydia both went up as predicted. Jeff has talked with both nominees and tried pumping them up to win POV so that they have a reason to backdoor Russell, of course he didn't mention the backdoor plan to them, just so that they win.

Over in another part of the house Michelle is getting on the "evict Kevin" bandwagon this week when she talks to Russell. Russell also talks to Michelle about them being final 2 and how if she was ever up and he won POV that he would pull her off. But really he's saying this for if Michelle wins POV this week to NOT use it to protect Russell. You know every week he's scared he's being backdoored. They also mention how Jeff is "loved" by everyone and could be a huge threat in the final 2.

OHHH FUCK! Both Jordan and Jeff have compared stories how the Diary Room is MANIPULATING them into keeping Russell this week. This is another reason why they are so back and forth about this. But remember Russell came out of the Diary Room and claimed that Big Brother told him he was one of the most "insert big word here" player in Big Brother history. Hopefully they will see as Big Brother wanting Russell to stay to fuck them both over.

Later Michelle spills her chat with Russell to Jeff. How Russell is the one thinking of getting out Jeff and Jordan after Kevin and Natalie. That Russell is "eventually" going after Jeff but apparently later than sooner. Does Jeff believe her? HELL NO. This is when he started to think Michelle is now lying and working with Russell to throw off Jeff to get out Natalie for them.

Around 6pm Michelle is in the HOH room with Jordan playing cards and Jeff comes up there. Michelle notices Jeff is in another "mood" and flat out asks Jeff what's wrong. He denies it and she Michelle evenutally gets the message to leave. She goes downstairs leaving Jeff and Jordan to quickly talk about how they think Michelle knows something is up.

Both even compare Michelle to Ronnie now! Always running around the house and playing all sides just like a rat. Now both are worried if Michelle and Russell get HOH next week as they may go after Jeff/Jordan earlier than later. BACKDOOR ONE OF THEM I SAY!

Later Jordan talks with Russell in the HOH room. Mostly small talk, mixed with game, and them four going after Natalie and her gang. Jeff comes in and Russell finally leaves getting the hint they want to be alone. Once he's gone Jordan is quick to believing he and Michelle are 'scheming" together.

Both want to still confront Russell and Michelle to see who's lying. Russell comes back upstairs for a "battery" for her microphone and Jordan is quick to talk about how Russell had intentions to come up to catch them scheming. Jordan wants to just "do it" meaning confront them when Michelle wakes up. Jeff says how the other side of the house will feel more "alive" if they are fighting with each other.

Jeff says they must confront them now because he can't figure this out. Jordan suggests that they ask Russell now and get it over with. Jeff still won't reveal his sources but will say "we heard this" and see how he reacts. Jeff is protecting Kevin, as I see it Jeff is protecting a solid jury member vote for him to win if he protects Kevin this week.

Jordan is pushing for them to talk now while Michelle is sleeping. Jeff plays it off as he doesn't want to "dance" right now with anyone, I guess his term for fighting. Jeff doesn't want to "deal with anything right now. I'm getting a fucking headache from this shit right now". Jeff says "I'm fucking in a shitty spot, I don't know I just am". Jordan says how Michelle and Russell will be the target next week and not them. NOPE!

OMG they are back and forth over and over about confronting them or not confronting them. Jeff again wants to wait until after POV because I feel Jeff wants Russell to not play hard in POV when we all know Russell will play hard regardless.

OHHH SHIT. Now both are thinking about targeting Michelle now over Russell! WHAT??? I'll enjoy a lovely backstabbing of that this week! FUCK YOU MICHELLE! Jeff is angry how "smart" Michelle thinks she is and even slams what she does with rats and their penises. Jordan then says that when she gets out of the house she may be paranoid people are talking about her. LOL!

Later upstairs Jordan and Jeff talk to Kevin. About getting out Natalie this week and Russell next week OH MY GOD I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE! Literally we have to wait until POV is played and who wins it. Jeff does make it known that whoever is lying this week is going home. Natalie did tell Kevin to lie about this all the way to the end. If him, Natalie and Lydia all attack Russell and Michelle about this then Jeff will have no reason but to evict someone on Natalie's side and to just wait next week to see who is really going after him. The more and more Jordan pushes for Natalie to leave the more I don't think Russell is leaving.

Kevin tries to push how they shouldn't trust Michelle and Jordan is on board with that not telling Michelle everything now. Jordan now tells Kevin how she thinks of Kevin in Russell's "spot" now. Jordan says she would rather see Russell go over Kevin.

Now Kevin brings up a situation with Michelle earlier today how she and him were talking in the kitchen and how she heard the "girls" bad mouthing her and then later he goes to them and asks them what the "fuck" they were talking about and both claim to have been sleeping. Jordan keeps pushing for Natalie to leave this week and Russell next week but if Jeff has his way with POV then Russell is going up.

I GIVE UP! Jeff and Jordan need to fucking figure out about getting out Russell.

Tuesday August 18th

Just before midnight passes we have Jordan, Kevin and Natalie talking by the hot tub. Jeff and Russell are playing pool and the fact that Jordan is talking with Natalie and Kevin together SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. He is watching them, trying to overhear them, watching their every move whereas Jeff is just hitting the balls, not worrying about a damn thing.

Here in the conversation we also find out that according to Kevin CHIMA QUIT! That before she was to quit that he warned her how she should respect the "executives" of the show and how she would be blacklisted from MTV, VH1, BET and all the channels owned by Viacom. Chima apparently didn't give a fuck and mentioned how she had friends who could get her jobs in other channels.

Jordan is feeling a little bit free in talking about Chima but at the same time holding back from calling her a straight up "bitch". Kevin and Natalie cater to Jordan's thoughts on Chima and agree with her, nodding and just agreeing with whatever the fuck Jordan has to say about Chima.

Now we find out some juicy bits before they cut the feeds. Chima is basically flipping off all the cameras and mirrors, covering herself with a blanket I think, taking off her microphone, walking around the house not making a TV show but more so going against it. FUCK YEAH! Then Natalie talks about how she was in the Red room and "Allison gets-". Apparently Allison Grodner's voice came over the house speakers to call a house meeting. Tuesday's episode is suppose to reveal what happened but we'll see what selective bits of footage Allison decides to show us.

Kevin then says that Allison Grodner told Chima over the intercom that "Chima you knew what you signed on for and you knew what you were getting yourself into". Kevin says when he heard Allison's voice that he knew "it was over" for Chima. Kevin then says that he went outside to talk to Michelle and was telling her "Oh my God, it's about to happen" meaning Chima either being taken out of the game or Chima just quitting the game.

Jordan then says that is when she found out about Allison on the intercom and how she called a house meeting. And then we get fishes on the feeds, BLOCKED again!

Natalie and Kevin try to explain to Jordan why Chima was just done when Michelle put her on the block. How much Chima trusted Michelle and how Michelle did do a good game move in some aspect but that how Michelle tricked Chima into believing her being put up was never an option. Michelle played dirty. That's okay but expect something to happen to her, get voted out, lose jury member votes, etc. Natalie again tells Jordan how she is after Michelle for vengence for Chima but Jordan hearing this will probably make her want Natalie out more. Damn.

As Morning come and goes not much happens. Michelle is starting to feel some kind of distance between herself and her husband and wife in the game, Jeff and Jordan. Russell talks to Michelle in the morning outside about keeping their final 2 deal Michelle is even pissed off about Jeff hanging out with Lydia. HOW DARE HE!

Russell and Michelle also agree NOT to give up any endurance comps next week to Jeff. To fight until you're dead up there on the contraption or something to that effect. No deals. And what's this. Russell claims he would have made Evel Dick cry if he was in the house with Russell. OH REALLY!

Natalie also had her phone call from her Dad who mentioned that her boyfriend still loves her very much, that they both watch the shows together and how both Natalie and her dad were "crying".

Guess who else was crying in the house. MICHELLE! Her own paranoia has been getting to her. Apparently last night she told Jeff "good night" and in her DELUSIONAL mind he told her something about "colt 45". This and other actions from Jeff yesterday has her doubting her friendship with them and how if she is going to be backdoored this week. At one point she cries and walks around making it known she is crying. Jeff and Jordan don't want to deal with her. She's called into the Diary Room at one point.

When she comes out she goes up to the HOH room and grabs her things Jordan told her she could keep up there and took them back downstairs to the Pool room. What the fuck is Michelle doing? Fuck if I know, just enjoying her self destruction. She and Russell talk again and she's worried Jeff is playing Lydia against her because Jeff was near her when she called Lydia a "cunt" but really Natalie is the one that told Lydia that Michelle called her a "cunt". Russell and Michelle agree to play HARD for POV and that Jeff may be thinking of a whole new final four without them in it.

As Michelle walks by Jeff in the kitchen she asks if they can talk upstairs. There she asks if everything is okay between them and Jeff LIES telling her how nothing is wrong and their final four is still "solid". But soon Jeff hints that he, Jordan and her are still good. Then Michelle drops the BOMB! She tells Jeff how Russell is trying to get her to turn on Jeff and Jordan! WHOA! That's all Jeff needed!

TIME TO BACKDOOR RUSSELL IF HE DOESN'T WIN POV!

Later Jeff is outside with Russell and they SHIT CHAT. Russell talks about how Lydia needs to stay and Jeff looks down at his cards, apparently upset with Russell and how he was right that Russell is going after him next week, or half right, regardless Russell is going after Jeff at some point, but in Jeff's mind it's sooner rather than later.

Jeff tells Russell how he agrees with Russell's points in keeping Lydia and how "one of them three have to go" this week when really Jeff is after Russell now. Russell buys this but Jeff has loads of Jessie's cum on his mind! I KID! Jeff has loads of backstabbing thoughts on his mind.

Later in the downstairs bathroom, after Jordan has been cleaning most of the day, she asks Jeff if maybe he thinks they should change up their allaince. It seems Jordan may be FINALLY on board with dumping Russell this week and creating a new alliance with Kevin and I guess someone else to replace Michelle with.

Later Jordan is becoming very tired of the house and everything. She basically has started her period and is having cramps and just feels like shit. She's not in the mood for anything. At one point Russell and Michelle are sitting outside after wine has been given to the house and Russell is quick to talk about how Jordan "has a huge stick far up her ass". Michelle plays it off like she is just having her period and Russell hopes that's all it is.

Upstairs in the HOH room Jordan and Jeff talk while the rest of the house uses cards downstairs to play "BullShit". Jeff and Jordan's game talk is back and forth about getting out Russell, taking out Natalie, creating a new alliance. At one point Jordan calls Michelle a "fucking liar" and how she's sick and tired of Russell. She is now the one going back to wanting to take him out this week but Jeff picks up on Jordan being nice to Natalie now and is quick to tell her how "those three" don't give two shits about her and never will. Jordan is enjoying Kevin and Natalie more than Michelle and Russell today.

Her cramps are getting to her and Jeff leaves her alone in her HOH to get over whatever she is going through. He does tell her that after Michelle and Russell have some wine in them to confront them both about their lies and wanting to take them out next week.

Wednesday August 19th

I had some major hospital-ish errands to do today and then I'm pulling in an extra shift at my job so I'll make this quick! Damn the economy and me having to take extra shifts during Big Brother season!

So Michelle is worried and pretty much gotten the hint that Russell has a strong possibility of getting backdoored this week. She and Russell talk this morning about them both going and having a meeting with Jeff and Jordan. Michelle wants Russell to basically come clean of all his wrong doings in the house and to tell Jeff that he's Team Jeff all the way. She wants Russell to ADMIT that he's said he wanted Jeff out but how he no longer wants to, um yeah like Jeff really is going to believe that.

Michelle also wants Russell to ADMIT that he lied about the 2nd Jessie vote this past Thursday and will admit that he went against Jeff's wishes in having Jessie out. Michelle thinks these 2 actions will somehow bring their final four back together. Michelle is SCARED the other side is getting to Jeff and Jordan as she's seen them talking with the "other side" more and more. Example, like last night when Jeff and Natalie hung out playing poker and playing pool.

Last night, just as midnight passed Russell WENT AWF on Natalie about some stupid poker game and how if there was real money involved that Natalie would have won, blah blah blah. So Russell leaves Jeff and Natalie to play games all night. Jordan and Michelle are upstairs talking and Michelle basically sells out Russell and tries to tell Jordan again how she is all about Team Jeff.

Jordan then heads downstairs and tells Jeff how she "believes" Michelle and her intentions on not backstabbing them and soon her, Jeff and Natalie talk about Russell and his lies and backstabbing. Basically Natalie FINALLY gets Jeff to tell Natalie that "you're safe" and that this week Lydia or Russell are the targets. How it all depends on POV. Natalie promises and makes a deal with Jeff/Jordan that if she gets HOH next week that she's either going after Russell/Michelle or Michelle/Lydia next week depending on who leaves this week. That Michelle is still her big target and Jeff/Jordan are safe.

Natalie goes inside and Jordan is quick to tell Jeff how she "believes" Natalie but Jeff seems hestiate telling Jordan how she can't be BFF with Natalie after one conversation. Something Jordan does alot. Jeff is still trying to figure out if Natalie/Kevin/Lydia are all playing him, something I suspect the Diary Room is pointing out to him.

You see Jeff told Jordan last night before they went to the bed in the HOH room that- and there was no sex had between them, in case you were wondering- that Jeff told Jordan that this week his backdooring Russell decision WAS "easy" but that the Diary Room is fucking with his head about what to do to this week. That the Diary Room is working on keeping Russell. Hopefully this will backfire on the Diary Room's manipulation of the game and make Jeff want Russell out more as Jeff will see BB wanting to keep a "threat" longer in the game for "drama".

As today progresses the meeting between the "final four" has yet to happen. Natalie is telling Kevin in another part of the house about last night's chat with Jeff/Jordan and how she LIED to them about her intentions and that if she stays, gets HOH that next week Jeff and Michelle go up against each other not caring who goes home. BOO YAH!

Wednesday August 19th Part 2

So Michelle, Russell, Jeff and Jordan made up? Yes and NO. Russell admitted to voting to keep Jessie last week and admitted to wanting Jeff out first when they are final four but not "next week" as Jeff claims he heard him say. Jeff also calls Russell out on some things Michelle claims he said and Russell of course denies this and turns to Michelle to call her out and she is back to "I don't remember" game. Their damn talk ends with them swearing on everything and their mothers that they are the final four. Jeff also made a THREAT to go after their families if they try to screw him over in the game before the final four! WHAT THE FUCK PYSCHO! He basically said he would "kill" their family if they went against him.

But not everything is how it seems. Jordan does not trust Michelle and Russell at ALL. Jordan talks about "stabbing" either Russell or Michelle if they get HOH next week and put them up. Jeff says now Russell and Michelle are outside talking again. Jordan says "I think Michelle is full of shit and I think she needs to go". Jordan thinks Michelle is being "sneaky now". About Russell, they talk about getting him out. This week bitch, next week? OH MY GOD I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THESE TWO.

Outside Russell and Michelle fight to some calmish degree. Jeff comes outside with Natalie to them arguing, mainly about Michelle telling Russell "yes you did say those things", whatever the girl is accusing him of saying, and him denying it and making her out to seem like a liar. She feels like Russell has been trying to set her up. Jeff flat out asks Michelle if Russell said in the Pool room if he was coming after Jeff next week and she's back to "I don't remember". REALLY BITCH?

Michelle says all this week Russell has been talking shit about Jeff. Now Jeff flat out tells Russell how Natalie, Kevin and Lydia were listening in on him talking through the door. This "LOOK" on Russell's face is priceless! His own listening to the door then going to lie about it is thrown back at his face. He did this to Ronnie, Lydia and Kevin if you don't remember some weeks ago. He stands by his lies on what he overheard the week Casey went out and now the same trick is being used on him! HOLLA!

Natalie flat out tells Russell how she heard what he said about getting out Jeff next week, he of course denies and it then Michelle is quick to tell them all that Russell is lying because he lied about them ever talking in the Pool room when they have. IT'S A LIE that Russell said in the Pool room to which Natalie over heard but it seems like he did say it at one point that Michelle is claiming the LIE to be TRUTH! Confusing, yes I know but this is fuckign Russell's game! YAY!

Jeff now wants Kevin to come outside because "he heard too". Russell keeps saying it over and over that he didn't say it. Kevin admits to it and Russell demands the time and Russell chimes in about she doesn't even know what time it was and how the "time" doesn't matter. Russell says "you guys are fucking great" about them all lying. How "they all come together with the same story" and Jeff is playing "detective". Jeff is pointing out how Michelle and the entire other side is saying it and only Russell is denying it.

Russell now admits again how if they are final four that Russell is targeting Jeff first. Russell is getting upset still and Michelle points out how Russell still has a very good chance at winning anything and backstabbing Jeff earlier than later. Jeff brings up Russell's past fights with Michelle and how suddenly he "trusts" Michelle and is now "best friends with" Michelle.

AFTER AN HOUR OF CRAP back and forth this is when they hug it out and promise to be final four again. All agree to break up Lydia and Kevin by taking out Lydia this week. Jordan feels like she can "control" Natalie and hates Lydia for personal reasons whereas Jeff hates her for other reasons on top of Lydia "never washing a dish". Russell is on the only one pushing for Natalie but all agree Lydia goes home this week.

Jordan then says if POV is used that Kevin goes up and Russell is SUPER QUICK to pushing the "let's get Kevin out" again. Jordan wants to know if Kevin is up against either Lydia/Natalie how are they voting. Jeff says he doesn't know. No one answers but all agree the nominations will most likely stay the same. Everyone expects a live POV comp and a replacment nominee that will happen quick and a quick vote. Jordan doesn't want to break a "tie". Jeff wants Russell to vote Lydia out. Russell says "fair enough". Jeff is worried again how Lydia is good at puzzles and how her time is up and how she's come off the block 3 times. Talk changes to food.

Jeff claims everything is "squashed". Russell laughs at Jeff says something about working out with him. Michelle is quiet as Russell goes inside. Jeff notices Michelle is not happy. She says "he set me up" meaning Russell. Jordan says "it's fine now". Michelle is still upset about Russell not admitting to the things he's said. Jeff again says how their final four is still solid.

Michelle goes inside and Jeff and Jordan are quick to talk. Both agree both are still lying. Both don't agree that Russell wasn't admitting to anything and points out how Natalie saw them hugging and hopes she doesn't think they turned on her. Jordan says it was weird how Russell and Michelle "fought" back and forth, almost like they planned. Jordan still doesn't trust Russell and how she fears he might still do something.

Both agree Natalie is safe and that Kevin is safe. Jeff calls Michelle "Mental". HA! HA! Jordan talks about Michelle's "head injuries" and how she is "still smart but not how she use to be". Jordan says that she doesn't trust Russell as far as "she can see him". WHAT? Jordan wants to take out Russell before final four and then Jeff is back to how if "one of them wins" HOH next week meaning whoever survives out of Kevin, Lydia or Natalie that let them put up Michelle and Russell up next week and how he and Jordan will take out Russell at that point. UM. the problem with that Jeff is that YOU'RE GOING UP if one of the other side goes home and they win HOH. IDIOT.

Jordan thinks how they did think it was a good idea to take out Russell tomorrow but how it is no longer a good option. DAMN IT! Now Jordan is pissed with Jeff about how he thinks she has no "blood" on her hands. Russell comes outside.

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August 17, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 6

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Thursday August 13th through Saturday August 15th Part 2

Thursday August 13th

Well most of the day has been cut off from us so that Big Brother could film their "live" show earlier in the day. The "live" show just aired on TV even though leaked information was sent out to various message boards and websites. Jeff ended up using his Coup d'SHIT gift given by Allison Grodner herself. He used it to save both Lydia and Russell to put up Natalie and Jessie.

When Jessie was called to go up on the block he pulled off his shirt to reveal another underneath, idiots on boards have no understanding of what it meant. If you must know it meant he used the live show to get his message of being a WWE wreslter out there even more. He's already practicing in indie wrestling circuits, how all WWE stars first start off, he has probably made connections in the industry but no one can just easily step into the WWE ring just because they have a body. They must have some form of wrestling talent.

Jessie can definitely take the "Heel" role on WWE easily, for those non WWE fans that's the villian of the show. He will very much use America's hatred for him to his advantage in his career in the WWE. But enough about that. Now you know what his shirt was all about.

When the votes came back the 2 people Jeff saved were the 2 people who voted to keep Jessie. Michelle, Jordan and Kevin all voted Jessie out. Jessie knew Kevin was going to be the swing vote. And when Lydia voted to evict Natalie she started to tear up, she was growing fond of both Natalie and Jessie. She didn't want to vote out either of them.

When Julie Chen announced the vote of 2 to 3 for Jessie to be evicted he stood up with everyone. Lydia was crying. Natalie held it in at first but then started to cry when Chima hugged her. When Kevin went in for a Jessie hug Jessie pretty much put his hand up for Kevin to not even try and how they were "done". Jessie gave both Natalie and Lydia big hugs and didn't have harsh words for anyone.

In the background Jeff told Russell how he "kept his word" meaning how Russell "saved" him last week by not nominating him and this week Jeff "saved" Russell so now they are even. Chima mistook that as Jeff telling people he had the power and wanted to talk to the producers in the Diary Room about Jeff but really there's nothing there to talk about.

Lydia keeps crying near the memory wall as Kevin hugs her. Jeff is in the kitchen washing his hands when he tries to tell Chima what he meant by his word but she doesn't want to hear it. It's obvious Allison Grodner talked to her in the Diary Room earlier about her going off on live television.

During the HOH comp it came down to Michelle and Kevin. Kevin either hesitated or threw the comp because Michelle's "elephant like memory" kicked in as she answered the HOH question SUPER QUICK SUPER FAST. She won HOH by just answering one simple question. Everyone else eliminated each other. Jeff was so happy he slammed his hand on the podium knowing he was safe this week and his "epic" move didn't get him on the block his week. Or so he thinks. Will Michelle be upset Russell stayed in the house.. I seriously doubt it. But if she mentions putting up Russell to Jeff and he tries to talk her out of it... expect some backstabbing thoughts to plague her mind.

As the live show ended Chima made a comment as they stood outside in silence how if they don't let them inside she was going to start cussing but she worded it as if a warning to Big Brother that if they didn't want her cussing on live television then they better do what she wants. The show ended with Julie Chen telling us that next week will be a Live Double Eviction, 2 people out in one show. WOW! That would leave just six people left.

As the feeds returned we find Kevin sitting outside on the couches with Jeff, Jordan and Russell. KICKS ASS Russell is finally wearing his "Casey" shirt that was left for him to wear to show Jeff and Jordan where his alliance is. But remember Michelle did not like Casey and this move of Russell will better ensure that he has a place on the block this week, but against who? That is the big question. I think she will be afraid that Jeff will try to save Russell again, should he go up as a pawn? Oh I hope so!

When Russell goes inside Jordan is quick to tell Kevin how he is "Gucci" with him and Jeff. Jeff agrees. Kevin is playing with the side that has power this week. A true floater. Kevin acts surprised as if he didn't already know he was safe with these 2. I did forget to mention earlier that during the live show, after Jessie was evicted that Kevin was both shocked and angry why Jessie was mad at him. CAUSE YOU VOTED HIM OUT! Kevin just knows he lost one jury member vote. And sometimes that one vote matters. COUGH* IVETTE *COUGH!

A smiling Lydia and Natalie come outside to play in the backyard minutes later while Jeff and Russell play pool, Jordan sitting on the backyard couch eating, Kevin sitting, Chima doing a load of clothes with Michelle in the Diary Room doing her thing in there.

Later outside Kevin talks with Natalie, Lydia and Chima about what happened today. Kevin is still upset how Jessie left the show and acted towards him. He just can't help but bitch and moan how he can't get to Jessie's Jury vote. Here Lydia, Chima and Natalie talked about wanting to all walk off the show but of course they didn't, I mean who the fuck would leave Big Brother and half a million dollars. Kevin keeps pushing to Natalie how Jessie wanted to screw Natalie and voted for him. Which is true. I mean can you blame someone on the block doing ANYTHING TO STAY? Kevin really needs to be on the block real soon and learn to SHUT THE FUCK UP about what he'll do when he's on the block.

Here Lydia, Natalie and Chima also reveal that Big Brother gave them "beauty products" to keep them from leaving and how all three of them are no where done with the "repercussions" of Coup d'etat. How this is the first season where "they" will have to deal with the backlash of that power.

Now all three talk about Russell wearing Casey's shirt and sucking up to the power of the house. How Jeff thinks he has this alliance of four people now and how he is suddenly in the final four. Something Natalie says she overheard them talking about in the back bedrooms. Jeff comes outside and says "what's up" and Chima says "you tell me". Jeff sits outside on the outside fridge.

Inside KISS ASS Russell is the bathroom talking about how he is over people calling him names and now touching "my shit". Michelle caters to Russell's bullshit. Jordan and Michelle are sitting on the bathroom couch. Something happened, Chima possibly destorying Russell's bed with some stuff and going through Russell's stuff. Jordan talks about how she never did anything when her friends left.

Jeff comes into the bathroom as Russell leaves. It seems they got some jewelry kit they are working on. Michelle suggests that when they get their chinese food that they should all head up to the HOH room to eat it and leave "them" downstairs. It's funny how Russell thinks he's suddenly included in on Michelle's HOH victory. LOL.

Russell comes back and tells them to "all check your shit" and how "they" messed up the Pool room. Jeff goes to check his stuff to see if anything was ruined. Russell could have easily set up Lydia, Natalie and Chima by destroying something of Jordan and Jeff's. I wonder if he did. Natalie comes into the bathroom to use the restroom but Russell is in there. She watches Michelle and Jordan laugh and play together.

Jeff comes back in the bathroom and nothing GAME is being talked about it. BORING! And Russell keeps playing up the "I'm a victim of the other side" role to an annoying extreme. Back outside Kevin, Chima and Natalie talk about how to approach Michelle to keep them safe and have her targeting Russell this week, how they will "deal" with Jeff next week.

Kevin instructs them all to not treat Michelle in a "bully" manner or "corner her". That she will not respond to that. Here goes Natalie talking about how she will outlast everyone in a POV endurance comp and if there was water she would stay up there. WHATEVAS! They all also know Jeff and Jordan are safe this week. Natalie also wants to not talk to Russell this week, AT ALL. Natalie and Chima both agree to wait until after Monday's POV ceremony to start going off on Jeff and Jordan, once Michelle's power is over. I can't wait to see that.

OMG back inside KISS ASS Russell is fucking up the tight ass alliance of Michelle, Jeff and Jordan. I can't really get a feel of what Michelle really wants with Russell there. I see another predictable week... Russell on the block for his lies and attacks, Natalie on the block for her lie about her wanting to keep Ronnie that one week, leaving Kevin, Lydia, Chima, Jeff and Jordan to vote. If the nominations stay the same, Russell leaves. If Russell is pulled off with POV then Russell, Jeff and Jordan control the votes and take out whoever is up against Natalie. THAT'S THE WEEK. Simple pimple. No suprises or shocks. That is the fucking week.

Later Michelle finally gets her HOH room and the houseguests play the waiting game to see who gets to talk to Michelle first. And the winner is Chima. She puts it out there that Russell is her target last week, how she and Michelle are good, that keeping Russell would create more distrust and lies in the house. Michelle said she HAD a plan

Outside Jeff and Russell talk. Jeff is paranoid that Michelle will turn on him and put him up with Russell, aka the women teaming up to go against the men. Russell starts in about how Kevin is secretly hating him and won't talk to him this week. Jeff pretty much blows off Russell's paranoia about Kevin and could give 2 shits about it. Russell goes inside and leaves Jeff, who's still on slop, to sit outside and T-H-N-I-K. Jordan comes outside with her Chinese food and tells him how "they" are drinking Jessie's wine in "honor" of him.

She hates Chima and calls her "loud mouth" and wants her "ass" out. Jordan is now trashing Chima, about her being single at this age because she's "bitchy" and Jeff feels bad that Chiam is so "full of anger". Jordan and Jeff continue to trash Chima and her wanting to leave the game. Both agree that Chima doesn't deserve half a million dollars BUT OH THEY DO?

And what's this? Russell is blaming his Jessie's 2nd vote to stay on Michelle! Jordan says she doesn't believe it was Michelle. Russell is the BIGGEST idiot in the world. Now Jordan will tell Michelle how Russell is blaming Michelle for that 2nd vote! WHAT THE HELL? Hey, whatever gets Russell back on the block and out the door is fine with me!

Russell is back outside helping Jeff get angry over at Natalie and Chima's comments. About how "how could he do that" to Jessie. Jeff claims he doesn't care but he does. Russell can't believe how Natalie and Lydia are now bonding over Jessie leaving. Jeff says he knows they will keep coming at him over and over trying to get him to "explode". He uses an example of them getting his toothbrush dirty and him using it and finding out about it that he'll go AWF on them and BB for letting that happen.

Jeff says the only thing that will make him blow up is if they try to make him look like an "asshole" or make him look like I guess an IDIOT that he'll "fucking blow up". WHATEVAS! You're full of empty threats SHITHOLE, these are your Jury votes IDIOT! Jeff says he can only bite his tongue for so long. He compares the other side as "4 year olds" who will get louder and louder. Jeff talks about how they are "making fools of themselves". Jeff again claims he doesn't care but he does.

He keeps talking about how "dood this is like a game man". Yeah man, keep telling that to yourself when you're about to be voted out and are voted out. Russell keeps pushing and pushing the Chima hate on Jeff to use him as a vessel to go to Michelle since Russell can't get to Michelle himself. So far it is working. Both Jeff and Jordan hate Chima. They didn't hate her last week but now suddenly do after Jeff used his Coup power.

Inside Michelle is forced to eat with Jessie's half of the house, Lydia, Kevin, Chima and Natalie. They push the Russell hate, how he's blowing Chima kisses in the bedroom and how Russell was so close to going home. Lydia announces that she will ever vote for Jeff or Russell to win Big Brother. Michelle just eats and listens. Now they push how last year Dan and Memphis "dragged along Keesha" the entire game and let her go in the end. This is perfect to plant seeds of doubt in Michelle's head later.

Thursday August 13th Part 2

AWWWW! Chima starts a cry fest at the dining room table. Natalie starts to get teary eyed letting a tear roll down her cheek. Lydia soon follows but they shed tears but really don't full on cry like as if you just lost your first puppy. They all talk about the good things Jessie did in the house and how "wrong" it was that he left the way he did. All three just keep shedding tears and Lydia then tries to get Kevin to understand Jessie didn't really hate him... WHEN HE DID!

Lydia talks about Jessie praying for them and all I can picture is this making the show and Kevin telling the Diary Room his funny rant on them crying over Jessie. Chima then talks about how Russell is still here and how the entire house wanted Russell out upstairs, even "his girlfriend" meaning Jordan.

Kevin is there but not shedding a tear, just listening. Not adding anything.

Jordan passes them and heads outside and is quick to tell Russell, Michelle and Jeff how they are crying over him and how funny it is. Jeff talks about how bitter they are and Jordan says how "awkward" they are making it for them to be happy, Jordan's side I mean. Russell is quick to trash the inside people still unaware he's going on the block. Michelle plays along like she hates them inside and she kinda does.

Jordan is now at the point of not caring if they don't like her and start attacking her. YEAH RIGHT BITCH! Jordan does point out how if something goes their way, her and Jeff's way, that the group inside are the way they are. But inside the group bitches how they played the game RIGHT and did everything RIGHT in winning the power and using it and how fucked up it was that Jeff had this kind of power given to him when he didn't earn it.

The house is divided again. Of course with Kevin and Michelle as the floaters. Jeff's gang outside. Chima's gang inside. Natalie is also onto the Diary Room probably going to work Michelle into not putting up Russell and all agree that if Russell doesn't go up this week that Michelle will be one of their main targets again. Lydia still can't believe Jeff would keep Russell, Ronnie 2.0.

Now the inside talks about how Russell MUST GO UP this week. Outside Michelle reveals Natalie's "deal" that she was offered earlier. I guess Michelle doesn't give a shit about Natalie and it looks like Natalie is going up as I expected. Lydia is also making it known that if she goes on the block that she is ready to "go home"... translation BE WITH JESSIE IN THE JURY HOUSE! All want to push for Michelle to remember how much Russell has "terrorized" her.

Michelle is called to go to the Diary Room while Kevin UNLEASHES A GIANT STREAM OF PISS in the bathroom, we can hear it in the audio. Chima, Natalie and Lydia are all tight as fuck now over Jessie as they head into the Red bedroom. They believe the Diary Room will get in Michelle heads to keep Russell in this Diary Room session. Kevin joins the bittery party of 3 and Chima asks him if he'll stay with them in their "time of grief", of course Chima laughs it off.

Russell goes inside and Jordan and Jeff are quick to talk about how either Michelle or Russell are lying about voting to keep Jessie. Jordan also dropped the "faggot" word again. BITCH TWAT WHORE CUNT SHITSTAIN FUCKHEAD.

Back inside one of the bitter party girls club grabs Russell's Rosemary and hides it. It was Chima. Apparently Russell left it in a drawer when he moved his stuff and Lydia makes a comment how it means nothing to Russell, you know, based on his behaviour. They also reveal Allison Grodner herself was in the Diary Room talking to them about whatever she wanted to talk to them about.

Outside Jordan, Jeff and Russell are doing as Chima told Michelle they would. To target her as Russell wants her out and how suddenly out of nowhere both Jeff and Jordan want Chima out now. Jordan thinks it would be "stupid" to put up Lydia and Kevin together, that Chima must be up there and be sent home this week. WHAT? How does that benefit Michelle? Russell gone benefits Michelle as she will be closer to Jeff/Jordan with Russell gone.

OH OH OH! Jordan just said how "maybe they did this [twist] to help us". FUCK YEAH DAMN RIGHT SMART AS SHIT BITCH! DING DING! Jordan now says that she probably won't be going up to the HOH room that much. Back inside the pity party are laughing laughing laughing now. Good times! Kevin hangs around as they bitch and moan but really doesn't say much, keeps his mouth shut. Chima calls him out in a fun way how "once we get through this together" that they have his back. That is if Russell does indeed leave. I forgot to mention that one of the ladies did mention about trying to use Michelle's husband in a sense that if her husband is watching would he want her to keep Russell in the house after what he's done to her.

Later outside Michelle talks with her group, Jordan, Russell and Jeff about who to put up from the other side. Jeff is pushing about how they have the numbers and to put up Chima and Natalie. That he believes Kevin can be swayed onto their side. Michelle doesn't see Natalie as a threat at all so her going up isn't an option. Michelle now smiles and laughs pointing to Russell that if she doesn't put up Russell that he won't backstab her next week. He goes on a rant on how he is good on his word. WHAT? Michelle is all about saving Russell now? IDIOT!

Now they talk about "them" inside moving their personal stuff around and Michelle of all people calls it "disrespectful". MICHELLE, CALLING THEM DISRESPECTFUL, SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF RUSSELL! RUSSELL! OH MY GOD RUSSELL! I just need Michelle to hear from Jordan that Russell tried to pin this week's 2nd Jessie vote on her. PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN before nominations.

What Kevin really needs to do is "play" Michelle into believing he can replace Russell this week on Jeff's side and ditch his 3 "hags". If Michelle likes the idea of Kevin replacing Russell this week and helps take him out well then next week, depending on who wins HOH kevin can has the option of shifting sides next week. Oh wait, I forgot about Double Eviction but they don't know that is happening this week.

Later Michelle, Jeff, Jordan and Russell talk about their great week, trash the other side of the house and how "illegal" it was for Natalie to drink the wine downstairs. Michelle is ready for Chima to throw some "tea" in her face and Russell, RUSSELL OF ALL PEOPLE, is talking about how he will step in and defend Michelle. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

These four also made a final four deal again. Yeah good luck with that bitches. That shit didn't work for Keesha, Renny, Dan and Memphis, one of them didn't make it. Bitches need to figure out which of you four are not going to make final four!

Russell then brings up Ronnie and Jordan/Jeff talk about how much of a "trooper" Michelle is for taking Ronnie's attacks... RONNIE, OH MY GOD RUSSELL IS IN THE ROOM PEOPLE! I can't believe how Michelle is just forgetting Russell's antics. I'm just floored! Russell is quick to direct questions about what Ronnie did to Michelle before talk turns to him doing the same thing to Michelle. Russell keeps playing the victim this season and tries to relate to Michelle, Jeff and Jordan how he was on the shit end of the stick this entire game! WHAT?

OMG I HATE MICHELLE FOR KEEPING RUSSELL!

Friday August 14th

Just after midnight Kevin and Michelle talk in the Bike room. They talk about Jessie's devotion by his three girls, Chima, Lydia and Natalie. How he was shocked to see them cry over him, pointing out how Jessie tried to screw them all at one point or another to further himself in the game. UM DUMBASS, THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY BIG BROTHER!

He also says he was glad to see Jessie go. Michelle then SHOCKINGLY AND SICKENLY reveals how Jessie is somehow WORSE than Russell!!! WORSE THAN RUSSELL! She talks about how Ronnie was the worst in the house, how Jessie was the 2nd worse and Russell is the 3rd worse to her. How Jessie's attacks were "hidden". WHAT THE FUCK? Russell flat out called a house meeting to embarrass you in front of the entire house! STUPID TWAT!

I'm sorry but her husband must really beat the shit out of her, be verbally abusive because this bitch seems to have some fucked up mental problem on what real abuse is. Jessie was never the same way Russell has been towards her. If she "backstabs" Chima this week she will have lost Chima's vote, Lydia's vote, Natalie's vote and Jessie's vote. THAT'S FOUR VOTES. That's all you need to LOSE BIG BROTHER 11 YOU STUPID BITCH! Jeff and Jordan are letting you be the IDIOT to take out someone like Chima the way they want it but with Chima's blood on your hands! WTF?

Michelle now tells Kevin how her "last straw" with Jessie was when he went into the Pool room to "defend" Michelle against Russell and how Jessie tried to come off like the "good guy" when Michelle claims he really wasn't.

I.. I just- I mean it's just SO HARD for me to watch a WOMAN allow a man like Russell to verbally abuse her in the house and for her to let him get away with it. I JUST CAN'T WITH THIS BITCH. Abuse has been in my circle of family and friends and her actions this week is just completely dumbfounded. I don't care if Michelle wants to team up with Jeff and Jordan to go after the rest of the house, that's fine. I'm all for it. But keeping Russell this week is just plain stupid. Insane. She really is fucking batshit crazier than Lydia! I'm sorry BITCH but there really are not positives in keeping Russell. Here's looking forward to him backstabbing your stupid ass and sending you out in the coming weeks.

Now the "all girl alliance" is brought up. How Kevin feels left out and Michelle thinks that is just like as bad as not including a certain race in your group or someone of another religion in your group of final whatever. They are both like "may the best person win". Michelle tells Kevin how there is no scenerio that Kevin will be leaving this week. She also wants Kevin not to use POV if he wins it. He says it all depends on who is put up. She says she would appericate if he kept her nominations the same. Kevin is called to the Diary Room and they pathetically hug. As they exit Lydia is blow drying her newly dyed hair in the downstairs bathroom.

Michelle heads upstairs and talks to Russell. She talks to him about her "major problems" with him was him telling everyone she had a Phd and how he "acted in an aggresive manner" to her last week when he was trying to find out what she did last week. Russell tries to defend himself and play it off as it is everyone else's fault and how they all made him "paranoid" thus causing his reactions.

Russell is back to talking about how he is the victim in his alliance, when we all know it was Jeff, NOT HIM! All I need is for Jordan to tell Michelle about Russell blaming this week's 2nd Jessie vote on Michelle, how he is LYING once again and placing the blame on Michelle because Russell sees himself in the game later WITHOUT MICHELLE!

Michelle does point out how Russell apologized to Chima first before her and how she noticed it. He keeps talking in circles how he "was in a tough spot" and Michelle is talking about all the stuff he's done to her and Russell is quick to explain again how it's not his fault he did all that to her. WHATEVAS! Russell now plays it up to Michelle about going to final 2 with her or anyone else and how he won't win against anyone, how he's only playing 2nd place now. Michelle is toying with the idea how she wants her and Russell final 2 again. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TWAT!

Michelle now wants her and Russell to "hug it out" and they do. He keeps showering her with compliments and keeps REPEATING himself over and over- OH MY GOD I JUST CAN'T WITH THESE 2. Talk about a hated final 2 for both sides of Jessie and Jeff lovers.

Minutes later Jordan joins them in the HOH room and finds out they hugged it out. CRAZY! Oh God how PATHETIC KISS ASS OF RUSSELL, he's going to sleep with Jeff in the Have Not bedroom. Are you going to wear your Casey Shirt to bed too? Laura's socks? Braden's jockstrap? Jeff's pants? Jordan's shit stained panties? Fucking pathetic of Russell.

Jordan and Michelle get to talking alone in the HOH room. Michelle reveals that there is still an option of backdooring Russell if he "acts up" but that one of the "four" needs to go, meaning those not on Team Douche Bag Jeff. Can you believe these stupid TWATS are already talking about final 3. Michelle pathetically includes herself with the popular couple of the high school clique as them being the final 3. I mean this is seriously high school with the psycho crazy loner girl wants to love her high school's popular good looking couple. Wanting to be the third wheel in everything they do, be in all their conversations, be there when they have their "moments". this is how Michelle is starting to come across. CREEPY!

Here we also find out that Michelle doesn't want to be preseved as the person going after all the "smart" people. I'm guessing Chima, Jessie, Ronnie were/are all smart in her eyes. They also discuss on who to put up with Chima, either Lydia or Natalie. Jordan pushes for Lydia but they both fear Russell working with Natalie later in the game.

OH SHIT! Michelle tells Jordan how she always felt she had this "unspoken" alliance with them. CRAZY! Jordan also reveals how she told Kevin how to vote in the hallway of the live voting, meaning vote out Jessie. I still think Kevin would have voted out Jessie even had Jordan not said anything.

Friday August 14th Part 2

Morning has come and gone now. Tension and anger is slowly growing with Chima. Making comments to Jeff about him being an "America's asshole" in the voting. She also makes another racist comment towards Russell about him being a "terrorist". The race card is sooo old now in this house.

Later the Have Not competition is had. Russell and Michelle SHIT CHAT in the HOH room. Russell is hardcore pushing for Kevin to go on the block with Chima. I suspect Kevin is Russell's new target his week. Last night he tried to push how Kevin was acting a certain way and was testing the waters to Jeff/Jordan on how they felt on Kevin. He is doing the same thing now to Michelle who is confused as to why Russell doesn't trust Kevin. Russell uses the excuse that Kevin is not on their side of the house. Actually its the same reason Jessie hated Kevin, he can't control Kevin and has no say in how Kevin thinks in the game.

WHOA! What's this? Russell now pushes to Michelle how she won't win against Jeff or Jordan in the final 2. That he and her's final 2 deal would only work if Jeff and Jordan are out soon. WHAT THE FUCK? Russell now promises Michelle that if he wins HOH next week that he won't put her up. That he is giving Michelle his "word".

Later Chima tries to tell Michelle again how Russell is a "liar" and Michelle is just getting sick and tired of it. She tells Chima how she has her "own mind". Natalie and Lydia, after hearing this, are quick to come to the conclusion that Russell isn't going up. Michelle goes up to the HOH room to tell Russell and he laughs about it. My blood boils here when Russell is now in a good place in this game.

Later Natalie talks with Michelle in the HOH room. Basically this long talk is just both telling each other they are eventually coming after each other, how Natalie isn't the "target" this week, that Michelle is going back on her word from last week with Chima and that Russell isn't going up, that Michelle feels she needs Russell in the game to "protect" her. Natalie makes a small threat about Michelle having to deal with the consequences of her actions in the weeks to come. Oh GOD I hope Natalie is the one that takes out Michelle in this game!

Chima is up next in the HOH room to talk to Michelle and Chima pushes and pushes for Russell to go up but gets the idea that he isn't going up. Chima gives up the "strong woman" alliance pitch and how Jeff/Russell will get all the women out of the house. Chima warns Michelel that Russell will backstab her and use Jeff to do it. Michelle just isn't interested and continues to fake her way through the chat with "yeahs" and "mm hmms" here and there.

Jeff, Jordan and Russell mingle outside. Jordan is scared that Chima is getting to Michelle so Jeff goes upstairs to SAVE Michelle from the horrible Chima. Michelle goes outside and basically is quick to spill how Chima tried to push for Russell to go up. Michelle is just NOT going to put up Russell this week. I mean he could literally take a shit on her husband's picture in her HOH room and Michelle still would not put up Russell.

The Nomination ceremony is underway. It's pretty predictable the nominees are going to be Natalie and Chima. Simple as that.

Friday August 14th Part 3

Feeds return with Michelle doing as expect, nominating Chima and Natalie. The Jessie's alliance of Lydia, Natalie and Chima are of course upset. Natalie wishes "karma" on Michelle which I see happening to hear in form of a "Russell". Chima is just plan pissed and Lydia now is angry that Michelle is not for a "woman" winning this year. Well she is, herself and only herself, that would be considered a "woman" winning.

Natalie is also reading the rule book to see what she can get away with in retaliation to the other side I guess for winning at this point in the game. Chima talks again about quitting and how she now hates Michelle, Russell and Jeff on a same hatred level. Chima is back to being defeated.

Over on the "good" side of the house, Jeff talks about not wanting to talk about "them" anymore and AGAIN talks about how he could care less about what they do or think or say. Russell keeps saying over and over again "they said this" and they just did this". It gets boring real quick real fast. Jordan plays into it but Jeff is just over it. Michelle is over it since she sees her husband Jeff is over it.

And what do you know, these hypocrites are back to trashing the other side. I swear it's like Jeff's side of the house is showcaseing their own signs of the ever so classic Nerd Herd. Michelle wants sleepovers. Michelle talks about how she won HOH room for "our team" and how it isn't just hers. Jeff and Jordan self proclaiming themselves as the "good people" of the house. Jeff repeatedly talking about how he won't trash the other side or stoop to their level yet he does over and over. Russell pointing out EVERYTHING the other side does and leads all conversations into bashing sessions. Dear God if YOU are reading this and can not see classic Nerd Herd qualities in Jeff's side then just Wow! Let's just both agree everyone this season is showing classic Nerd Herd qualities.

The HOH crew talks about how Lydia and Natalie will both fight to get to Jessie this week. Jeff then says how if Lydia wins HOH she will nominate herself to go on the block just to go see Jessie. Next Jordan and Jeff talk about wanting to party with Dan outside the house, I guess seeing themselves as this season's winners partying with last season's winner. I'm sorry but Jeff and Jordan have 2 people playing this game FOR THEM and will get to the final 2 so much easier than expected.

When they head downstairs the three ladies of the house have taken all of Jeff's, Jordan's and Russell's clothes and thrown them in the Pool room beds. In a giant pile. Jeff is pissed AWF but who really cares, he's all talk. Jeff ends up putting his stuff back in the drawers. I suspect Chima and them will do it again just to dig under Jeff's skin.

Later Lydia and Natalie, aware Chima is this week's target, get the chess board and use it as a calendar of dates of when events happened in the house. They are going to quiz each other in case future competitions have to do with hit since this last HOH was all about it. Didn't Ronnie teach this shit bitches? Always count everything, remember everything. DAMN IT GIRLS!

HA! HA! Whenever Jeff and Michelle pass the Red room Natalie is quick to make underhanded childish comments. About Jeff winning another power in the Diary Room to fuck them over and Michelle remaining a crazy psycho bitch, to which I agree with. But then Jeff has some childish fun back when he walks out of the Diary Room shouting "I'm the wizard". Michelle of course laughs at her husband's comment and embraces him with her ratish arms and softly humps his hips with her spandex hips, completely wet from her leakage, her whispering in Jeff's ear "When you fuck Jordan it's me that you see". LOL!

Outside lockdown is over and a Golf thing is put outside, a POV thing. Natalie feels this is a fixed comp for Russell to win since he plays golf. Chima, Kevin, Lydia and Natalie are outside praticing. The other group is inside in the kitchen, having small talk. Russell tells Jordan to "be careful what you say around them", already in slow motion paranoia mode. You see Russell hates Kevin, if he sees Jordan, who likes Kevin, talk to him he will start going crazy again thinking they are back to getting him out. It never ends with Russell.

BIG SMILE FROM ME HERE. Jeff, Jordan and Michelle bitch and moan about the other side's antics. How they are using the washer for "2 hours" again and how Kevin came to talk to Jordan about how he had nothing to do with what they did earlier in the Pool room yet Michelle believes Kevin did play along and doesn't believe him. Jeff then says that he is ready to "pop" at any moment. Looks like this childish shit is getting to him. Could the ladies get their way and get Jeff evicted for some kind of violence because that's what they are hoping for.

Backoutside Kevin is helping his alliance get better at the game. He knows he's good with the other side, well all of them except Russell. Natalie and Chima are upset at how not easy the challenge is. Lydia ended up making all her shots, she seems to have the game down. Jeff comes outside followed by Russell to watch the other side play. It looks like they got a grill from the Food comp earlier and Russell is going to cook some shit out there.

Lydia feels happy about this challenge because she feels she can do it and I guess plays mini golf outside the house. Natalie is wearing Jessie's shirt, I'm assuming they all picked something from Jessie's suitcase that they packed for him to take with him to the Jury House! It's funny because Natalie is throwing the balls up to Lydia and the balls keep rolling out to the pool, pass Lydia and dropping off the platform. As annoying as it is to you I want these three ladies as the final 3 but that looks like that is not happening anytime soon.

Jeff's side of the house is now upset that the other side is "hogging" the platform. Jordan claims she can wait but Lydia and Natalie and I'm sure Chima already agreed that they will hog it all night if need be. Michelle and Jeff continue to watch from the couch. Sulking in waiting to play. You know, as much as this house feels divided right now I still expect Russell to reshift alliances and team members. I don't see him staying faithful to his "four" the entire game.

We also find out Michelle was trying to hide the balls from the other side of the house. Oh Michelle, I thought you were the "good" people? Now we find out about the washer. It seems they are not purposely taking a long time but that it "took a 2nd wash to get it out" some stain I guess. Looks like Jeff's side is seeing evil stuff that isn't there. You know, about them taking forever with the washer on purpose and doing it to get under Jeff's skin.

There is going to be some fight late in the night as Natalie again proclaims not leaving the platform all night. Chima may stay as well to win POV to get in Michelle's face I hope. Lydia wants to win to save one of the nominees as a fuck you to Michelle. Kevin could care less as he believes he is not a threat to leave. But if Russell has his way he may want one of the girls to come off with Kevin going up. I just see Russell pushing more and more for Kevin to leave this week.

The rest of the night is Chima going against production with her microphone, the other side finally getting to practice at the golf POV thing, Chima hiding Russell's hats, Chima's side in the house bitching and moaning about everything, the outside crew bitching and moaning that the other side isn't happy that they are losing this week. It's just boring and D.U.N.

Hopefully tomorrow will bring on some good drama or just more petty crap.

Saturday August 15th

Chima has been expelled from the Big Brother house. For more details on it all click here.

And as Jeff said "and then there was seven". A new HOH competition was thrown together, something to do with drinking, and Jordan won. I mean I really do heart Jordan, you know, when she's not playing the game, she's fun to watch when she's just being herself. I expect a great tear jerking moment when she won HOH and a very tearful HOH moment when she looks at her pictures and reads her letter from her family.

As the feeds returned Jordan is talking about her HOH stuff and room to Michelle and Russell in the kitchen. Lydia just finished taking a shower and gets in one of the Red room beds. Kevin is laying in another bed while Natalie is in the other bed. It seems like they are all done with their showers.

Who will Jordan nominate? Well obviously this is Jeff's HOH so it's whoever he wants gone. I expect Lydia and Natalie to both be nominated with Kevin as replacement nominee. Now if Kevin plays, which he most likely will, will he pull off one of the 2 to force up Russell, hopefully having the house evict Russell for suddenly becoming paranoid? One can only hope. I seriously doubt it though, Michelle, Russell and Jeff will keep pushing for Jordan to keep the "numbers" and to evict either Lydia, Natalie or Kevin this week. I suspect Russell may once again target Kevin this week as she tried last week with Michelle.

I suspect Jordan will NOT put up Kevin but if Russell wins POV he may force Jordan to nominate Kevin to then put his plan into effect of taking out Kevin this week. Anything can happen this week. As for Chima, no one knows where she is at this point. Still unaccounted for. Maybe she's in her own sequestor somewhere in Mexico? You know, until the season is over as to not taint it with her own thoughts on production to the media. Who knows?

Now we find out the Competition was really the Veto comp with HOH as the main prize to be won. In the mix was also a Hawaiian vacation, money, the classic unitard and a phone call from home. We now know Lydia won the Unitard and supposely isn't going to wear it, UH OH, another Chima this week! So this is how Jordan won HOH, a fucking crap shoot contest. Oh well, at least we haters can stop saying she isn't going to win anything.

Oh I know what else she won. FULL ON ANAL SEX WITH JEFF IN THE HOH BEDROOM! You know, so she can remain a "new virgin" until she's married to Jeff later this year.

OHHH the fights begin! Michelle and Jordan are in the Bike room talking about how HOH was THROWN to her by Jeff, I think. They have the door closed and someone tries to come in and then the door swings open. It's Lydia. Michelle is sick of it and yells for Lydia to put on "your unitard BITCH!" Lydia yells back from somewhere in the house and says something about Michelle being "bipolar" wannabe "bisexual" and something about Michelle's husband. Michelle yells something stupid back and then closes the door telling Jordan how Lydia can go fuck herself.

Jordan tries to calm Michelle down and to tell her to remember about Jury votes. Jordan calls her side again "good" and then asks "what is wrong with her" about Lydia. Michelle wants to keep her "monkey" and her HOH stuff upstairs in case Lydia was to try to do something with her stuff. It seems Michelle won the 5,000 dollars and wouldn't mind trading it for the unitard to be the better person.

Now we hear bottles rattling in the other room. It seems Lydia just dumped Michelle's beers and wine bottles from her HOH win. Michelle mocks Lydia for how she lost her beer and then says "where your fucking unitard you CUNT". Lydia tells michelle to go back to being a "scientist" and to a life "where no one cares about you". Lydia then brings up how Michelle drank Chima's "pineapple juice" on purpose and how she betrayed and backstabbed Chima. Kinda part of the game Lydia.

As the yelling gets louder in the kitchen area Jeff comes out from the Pool room, I guess he was trying to take a stupid nap and Russell comes out into the living room with Jeff to see what's happening. Jordan is in the Red room talking to both Kevin and Natalie. It seems Natalie won the phone call from home while Kevin won the money. I guess Michelle was talking about other money she won in the game.

Lydia is screaming for them to vote her ass out this week but Jeff starts getting into it with her telling her how she can't win anything and always comes last in all the comps. Lydia begs to be voted out but then says for Jeff to fuckign keep her so she can pull out a win of HOH and go after them next week. I see Lydia is referring to how Jordan won HOH, by a crap shoot, but I think Jordan made 2 hole in ones with the Golf HOH comp that was suppose to be the veto comp.

Jeff is at first telling, no yelling to Lydia about how they will vote to keep her meaning either Natalie or Kevin leaves this week, WHILE BOTH of them are laying in the Red room, where all this drama is taking place. But then Jeff is fine with Lydia leaving as she claims to never let up this entire week or stay in the house. She also makes it known that she wants Jeff out more than anyone and he says he will win POV and then she says one of his friends can leave because of him. He tells her how she played the game "shitty" and played "every single side".

Jeff makes some speech about how he wants everyone to just get along. They tell Jeff that they are made at him for using the Coup d'etat on Jessie because they weren't after him, they were after Michelle and how he acted on lies when really they were after Jeff but just at a later point in the game.

Lydia wants to talk to Jeff one on one but they all think she's drunk. Russell accuses Lydia of slurring her words and they, meaning Jeff's side of the house all laugh at her as she denies drinking wine. Natalie sticks up for Lydia saying she didn't drink any wine. When Michelle hears she's the target she gets into it by yelling crap and Lydia stands up on her bed shouting back about how Psycho and Bipolar Michelle is and how Michelle is the one playing all sides of the house and making up lies, especially about the one where she supposely overheard Lydia was after Jeff some days ago when she supposely wasn't.

Lydia gets up and marches over to the Diary Room to escape them while Jeff starts talking to Natalie and Kevin. He wants them to talk Lydia "off the ledge" but they both say how Lydia is her own person and can do what she wants. Natalie gets teary eyed talking about how she couldn't pull Chima off the edge and how she and Lydia hated each other most of the game and she has no place to talk her off the ledge.

Jeff starts getting angry trying to maintain order here and wants them to stop doing things to them meaning messing with their personal belongings. He then threatens them how he will "burn" every bed in the house and how he will get out of control too. He starts raising his voice and taking his anger out on Kevin and Natalie who really aren't doing anything. He leaves to go outside I guess and Michelle and Natalie start getting into it.

Natalie makes it known out in the open that Michelle has always been her target and is after her this week. She tells Michelle that "you better get me out this week or I'm coming after you". Then the "crazy" comments come up again and Natalie points out how more than half the house thinks you're crazy and claims many people in the house still believe Michelle is crazy. Which is true. Jeff, Russell, Natalie, Lydia all think Michelle is crazy.

Michelle and Natalie keep going at it and Michelle claims to win POV next week if she's put up and Natalie makes fun of Michelle's POV wins were by default and by chance. Russell chimes in about how he understands Lydia is her own person and that Natalie and Kevin shouldn't be responsible for her. He then talks about how he thought he heard Natalie call him some name and she claims she didn't, he apologizes for thinking she did. Russell then tries to point out how if you both laugh or do something to make it seem like you're supporting lydia's behaviour that they are guilty by default.

Kevin now starts to speak up how that isn't true and Russell is quick to a little bit irritated. Russell makes it obvious without saying it that he doesn't like Kevin and wants him out THIS WEEK! So anyways Kevin tries to say his point but then Russell brings it back to Chima making racist comments about him and then we get FISHIES on the feeds. It seems like Big Brother are trying to block out the racist feeds.

When the feeds come back Michelle and Natalie are both going back at it. Natalie brings up how Michelle gave her word on her "husband's life" and how she claims to uphold "Chrisitan values" but then goes back on her word and is basically a hypocrite, like the rest of us. Michelle continues to defend herself how she went against Chima because of "respect". WHATEVAS! Russell is just so over it and stays in the back rubbing his head and turns to walk away.

Oh and then Natalie tells Michelle how she doesn't have the jury, which if Michelle has her way will be made up of Natalie, Lydia, Kevin and Jessie, that's four votes, four votes to lose the game. I said this some time ago. Michelle going against them at this point was just plain stupid on her part. Had we gone back in time she really should have put up Russell against Chima and let POV figure out how the power shift of the house would go. But NOOOO Michelle had to be selfish and keep Russell when she had the options of teaming up with Kevin later. BITCH IDIOT CRAZY WHORE! Michelle also tells Natalie "you're not winning too bitch". And I guess both are fine without winning the game. LOL!

Jordan tries to chime in about how this game is about backstabbing but then Michelle leaves how she doesn't care about Natalie and Natalie says the same thing back. Natalie again talks about how it is only a matter of time before Michelle leaves and a "straight jacket" is on the other side waiting for her. Jordan leaves to.

Kevin and Natalie are left in the Red Room. Then Kevin says how Natalie did catch her in a lie, I'm guessing the swearing on my husband lie and Natalie talks about how she's caught her in more than one lie. Kevin does say how it is a "mute" point now but Natalie moves back into the house pushing the "Green Room lie". As Natalie waits for the Diary Room Michelle yells from the distance how she lied to Chima, "not you" but really Natalie was included in on that deal. Natalie ends their spat with the crazy comments again.

Seconds later Kevin talks to Jeff in the Bike room. He is now trying to save his game in case he goes on the block. Apparently Jeff and Jordan have told Kevin he is solid but if Russell can get into their heads that Kevin is a threat to them then they could very well backstab Kevin and put him up and out if POV doesn't save him. I will say this Jeff did promise to backstab everyone at some point to get to that money. I kinda hope he does. I want a dirty player in the end, not some "good" person who did nothing to get to the end except have people and America drag him there.

Now Natalie and Jeff have a heated debate in the Bike room about Jeff associating her with Lydia's actions so far this week and the actions to come. But we feed watchers keep getting interrupted by the damn trivia and fish blockage. WHAT THE FUCK ALLISON GRODNER BITCH? When the feeds come back Natalie has moved on leaving Kevin and Jeff to talk. Kevin basically says he won't ditch Lydia but doesn't want to be associated with her actions. Jeff says how he sees Kevin in a good light and Kevin keeps pushing how he's trying his best in this extreme situation and when talks about how Big Brother is the "hardest" reality show to get on we get blocked again on the feeds.

Really? This show is hard to get on? REALLY? It seems Big Brother pulls douche bags like James off the street, get people's agents like Chima to book them on the show! IT AIN'T HARD MUTHA FUCKER, JUST KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

Kevin and Jeff "hug it out" and Jeff tells Kevin "no worries". Next up to talk is Kevin and Michelle. Michelle says she is not angry with Kevin because he hasn't attacked her "mental stability" and made personal attacks... BUT RUSSELL HAS AND HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND NOW. BITCH YOU CRAZY AS HOLY FUCK!

Kevin tells Michelle not to "set" Lydia off but Michelle is again defensive how she didn't start the fire. Michelle seems to think Lydia should be appericative that she wasn't her target when she was HOH but really Lydia's friends were your target so she can be upset if she wants. Michelle walks out of the bathroom as Lydia comes in, still not wearing her unitard. Lydia then runs barefoot around the house looking for something to help her dye her hair pink. Kevin sits down in the bathroom thinking... just thinking.

Natalie and Lydia talk briefly in the kitchen about how Michelle called Lydia a "cunt". Natalie then joins Lydia and Kevin in the bathroom. Kevin doesn't want to confirm or deny that Michelle called Lydia that. Natalie then says how she is going home this week depsite what they say. Now they tell her about Jeff talking about losing his temper so bad that he will get "kicked out". They all laugh as Natalie encourages Lydia to get Jeff out. Kevin is quick to say how he "doesn't condone this".

Natalie says how Jeff talked about his past and doing things that got him in trouble. Kevin says when Jeff started losing his temper earlier that he thought Jeff was going to hit him or something. Natalie wants Jeff to "burn" the beds so he can get kicked out. So do I! Looks like Lydia will keep pushing Jeff's buttons this week. Should be loads of FUN!

Minutes later Jeff tries to laugh with Lydia in the bathroom about her pink hair dye. Kevin says how Michelle was now lying about the "Green Room" conversation and how he knows Michelle talked about wanting to keep Ronnie, which still could have been a lie but still, bitch you lied so just confess that you lied about it. Whether or not it took place in the "Green Room" you lied to Ronnie about giving him hope that he was staying and then was quick to wanting him to leave when you knew the votes were there to evict him, like she said. Whether or not Ronnie deserved the lie but what the fuck was Michelle to expect when she toyed with someone who was on the block? BITCH.

Now Lydia says she will wear the fucking unitard, she has no problem but that Michelle needs to shut her fucking mouth about telling people what to do this week. Kevin says everyone was aware that Michelle shouldn't have said shit about the unitard. Then Kevin talks about how he only created a bond with Jeff/Jordan for his hatred for Ronnie and Michelle. They talk about the idea of getting Jordan and Jeff to turn on Michelle but they all doubt it will happen. Kevin says he will try to see if there's room to work the Michelle angle. That if Jeff realizes that he's aligned with both liars, Michelle and Russell. Me thinks Kevin wants to replace Michelle or Russell this week! GOOD GAME MOVE!

Outside Jordan and Michelle talk. Jordan doesn't know what to say during her Nomination speech and suspects Russell won't do anything this week and how much he needs them now at this point in the game. I guess Russell is no longer an option to be sent home this week.

Inside Russell wants to talk to Jeff in the Pool room. He says about how "this is all bullshit". Jeff thinks he's talking about the whole Lydia thing but Russell says it's something else. How Jeff doesn't know how it's fuckng like- and then we get the fucking feed fishes. I suspect Russell is upset over the terrorist comments but who knows what angle he's working now.

Saturday August 15th Part 2

Around 7pm Michelle talks with Jordan outside. Jordan again mentions how she and Jeff are just friends and DELUSIONAL Michelle mentions something about her and Jeff getting together with her and her husband outside the house to watch football and drink beers. BITCH PLEASE!

Jeff comes outside and talks with the girls on the hammock. About Russell trying to push for Kevin to leave this week and how he tried last week. Jeff also mentions how Russell is upset over the racist comments and Michelle is quick to talk about how that's Russell's new game play tatic. Jordan wants Natalie out this week because Natalie said flat out how she wants Michelle out. Michelle points out how Russell is no longer the target now and how he pushed the target on her.

Jordan jokes about how Michelle got rid of Chima, Jeff got rid of Jessie and now Jordan assumes she's going to get rid of Natalie this week. POV has yet to be played BITCH. Jordan laughs how Lydia will "flip" when Natalie leaves this week. Michelle also jokes about how she is well aware of Russell possibly in the Diary Room making fun of her and how he is suddenly on the right side of the house, how smart he is for doing that. It seems this is our official final 3 but little do Jeff and Jordan know that Michelle and Russell have a final 2 deal.

Natalie waddles past the kitchen making a civil comment to Jeff about something while Michelle takes out the garbage. Jeff and Jordan cook in the kitchen. Lydia is still working on her hair. Russell is in the Pool room by himself and Kevin is in the bathroom, I think.

The only conversation that matters is how Jeff tells Jordan how he wants HIS HOH to go this week. Michelle and Russell can go make out with Jordan's panties all week long because their opinions just don't matter. It's Jeff and Jordan's week.

UH OH! Russell's game would be up this week! Let's find out how! It starts with Jordan and Michelle talking outside about Russell's push for Kevin to be evicted this week. Why is he pushing for it, they wonder. They believe he may be trying to save Natalie as his back up plan in case he wants to turn on them.

Russell walks outside and moves deep into the backyard with both girls watching him. Jordan is quick to say that Russell is "going to turn on us". They just don't trust Russell AT ALL! Jeff is now out there and Jordan is quick to tell him how Michelle told her that Russell wants Jeff out first if they are final four! Jeff is surprised and then mentions how they should maybe get rid of Russell this week instead of Natalie.

But for some reason Jordan keeps going back to Natalie, as if she's a threat or something. Russell WINS competitions, he won FUCKING ENDURANCE BITCH! I hope Jeff and Michelle keep pushing for Russell to leave this week. Michelle will claim innocence gaining Russell's jury vote, Russell will hate Jeff and Jordan this week if he goes and Michelle will be closer to her new husband and wife.

Later Jordan is called into the Diary Room to do her HOH interview. Russell goes over to Michelle in the backyard to find out what Jordan is thinking and Michelle HOLDS BACK information, claiming she had no idea what Jordan is wanting to do. Apparently nominations are until Monday so there's a whole day for Russell to fuck this one up.

Jordan comes out and gets her HOH room. There's some problem with the feeds and we come back to Jordan crying from her letter from her mother. Everything is pretty casual. Lydia so far is the only one that didn't go upstairs to see the room. It's like she's ready to just die in the game for Jessie.

I swear I hope Kevin doesn't go to Jeff/Jordan about the whole Michelle thing. All Kevin has to do is offer to replace Russell in their final four alliance and next week if the power shifts he can jump ship again and fuck over Jeff/Jordan and Michelle, his next big target. I'm now sending this game idea mentally across the feed waves to Kevin's blowfish face.

Later 10pm Jordan is crying to Jeff, about how she wants to leave the game on a good note, doesn't want to talk bad about people, doesn't feel bad about nominating Lydia but feels bad putting Natalie on the block. So Natalie isn't your target anymore? Oh GOD I hope Russell is her new target!

Michelle comes in and ruins the good hearted moment between Jeff and Jordan. GOOD GOING BITCH! Downstairs Kevin tells Natalie that if he wins POV that he is going to pull off and save Lydia. Natalie hopes to win it on her own to get out Michelle next week. They also talk about how Jeff is using Jordan to do his dirty work and it is confirmed upstairs when Jordan thanks Jeff for throwing HOH to her so she could win. Yes he wanted her to get a letter from home and the pictures of her family but he ALSO wanted her to do his dirty work!

Oh SHIT here comes Nerd Herd antics. Jordan wants Michelle to put her picture of her family member in one of the picture frames. It's "their" HOH. I mean yeah it's a nice gesture but literally this is something the Nerd Herd was very much guilty of. Now Michelle starts to cry just a bit because she has someone in the game to "relate" to. PYSCHO gives Jordan like 2 hugs and then admits that Jordan must be thinking "what is wrong with you". THAT'S what we're all thinking PYSCHO CUNT!

As the night continues KISS ASS Russell helps Jordan take her suitcase upstairs to her new home. Up there Jordan gives Michelle a HOH key so they can have co-HOH or "Team HOH". Please bitches, I thought the Nerd Herd was long since dead.

Downstairs Kevin and Natalie talk about working together. It seems Lydia is a lost cause and Kevin and Natalie want to make a new final four deal with Jeff and Jordan. You two could try that shit but it's not going to work. What you should do is hopefully let Lydia go home with, that is if Natalie wins POV on her own, Kevin goes up, everyone votes to keep Kevin, then next week use Russell to backstab Jeff and Michelle with Jeff as the target. The house becomes split once again, 3 vs 3.

Natalie thinks her being loud about wanting Michelle out would want Jordan to keep her around when Jordan wants Natalie out even more now since she is after her newest BFF in the house. Upstairs with Jordan we find out she wants to mind fuck Lydia. By telling her she is going home when Natalie is the real target. WHY LIE BITCH? And these are suppose to be the "good" people upstairs. WHATEVAS BITCH!

Now Michelle is back on how Russell will end up trying to break up Jeff and Jordan after they BELIEVE they get out Kevin, Natalie and Lydia back to back. PLEASE BITCHES. You can't have that much control the rest of the game. But you see Michelle has a final 2 deal with Russell and is trying to put the blame on Jeff or Jordan going home on Russell so that she will get both Jeff and Jordan's vote. SCHEMEING girl... I like it!

WHOA. Michelle now LIES about having any final 2 deal with Russell! BITCH is setting up Russell again! I guess Russell verbally attacking Michelle is not over this season! I LOVE IT! Jeff will soon spill this to Russell once Jordan tells him. I can't wait!

Back downstairs in the Red room Kevin and Natalie, along with Lydia, agree to make up a new lie about Russell and Michelle plotting to take out Jeff. Natalie wants to use Kevin's good hearted non lying persona in this game to help make this lie truth. They want Jeff to believe Kevin over Natalie and Lydia. How they overheard Michelle and Russell talk about taking Jeff out first.

Back upstairs Russell joins them and they discuss Lydia giving Jessie handjobs and white stains on Natalie's sweater. LOL! Russell also talks about how he doesn't want anyone from the other side in his final four. I'm thinking Russell BELIEVES he has all the jury votes if he's up against either Jeff, Jordan or Michelle. It kinda does make sense, if Russell is up against any one of those douche bags then he has the jury, Jessie, Natalie, Kevin, Lydia. That's all he needs. FUCK AMERICA'S VOTE AKA ALLISON GRODNER'S VOTE.

KISS ASS Russell then talks about Jordan's mom being "hot" and how he likes "cougars". Jeff comes out of the Diary Room and heads upstairs. Russell makes a stupid joke about how Jeff was scheming downstairs... OH REALLY! Maybe Natalie's epic lie about Russell could work!

Now Kevin downstairs is getting excited about the new EPIC LIE! The lie is about how Michelle feels like she is the strongest person in the house and how her and Russell both believe they can't win against either Jeff or Jordan in the final 2. About how they want to take out Jeff now because of America's Vote part of the jury. That with Natalie out this week Michelle will be the strongest girl left and next week when Russell targets Jeff that Russell will be the strongest guy next week. OHHH this could work!

Kevin says he will swear on life itself, his boyfriend, his mother, his anything to Jeff how this is true.

OMG! Kevin is FINALLY DOING WHAT I SAID TO DO! He is telling Natalie and Lydia how he will tell Jeff how he wants to replace Russell this week, pretend "betray" Natalie and Lydia, everyone gets out Russell this week or Michelle, depending on POV and next week the house takes out whoever is left from Michelle and Russell team. Kevin will also tell Jeff how Natalie and Lydia are after Michelle only and not Jeff and Jordan, that they are safe until Michelle is out!

Natalie and Lydia agree that if Jeff approaches them about this lie that they will be "fake" angry over at Kevin for backstabbing them or something like that.

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August 16, 2009

Mr. GuyTVBlog's Rant On Why I'm Not Team Jeff/Jordan. For Those Few Wondering And Felt The Need To Voice Their Opinions

A response to those who think I'm "Team Chima".

A Select Few Readers for GuyTVBlog.com's Big Brother 11 coverage write:

"you are as nuts as Chima, Lydia and Natalie."

"I really don't understand why you like her. I personally think this season has been great so far. Either if she quit or got kicked off, she forfeit her stipend and is not on the jury."

"Hey i read your blog daily, but I think you have lost your mind this season. Your crush on team Jesse is so obvious. Chima was and is a complete bitch. She was great until she didn't get her way. Then she went ballistic. The same with Lydia. They need to grow up and remember its a game. Jeff is the smartest in the house plays it cool and strikes when he has to. Why would anyone fault him for wanting to win."

First, I'm only as nuts as Team Jeff followers. Chima wants it known that she did infact quit but it is obvious Allison Grodner is afraid Chima will give her bosses a reason to replace her so they pulled the "we fired her" bullshit. Allison Grodner waits on pins and needles every season to get renewed. Big Brother could be cancelled at any time and this summer the ratings, despite winning their time periods, is drastically down from summer's before.

And my crush on Jessie's BODY has me drinking his steroid free kool-aid. Chima is a bitch to some, but to me she stood up to the bullshit that is Allison Grodner. Yes it's a game but a fixed game. I just do not believe Coup d'etat was preplanned before the game started just like I don't believe the Saving James versus America's Vote Alex bullshit of Season 9. Yes it's a game but a fixed one at that. And don't get me started on Dick and Danielle's fixed season! But I come back because I enjoy the drug that is Big Brother. You know it's bad for you yet you come back year after year.

Jeff is smart by default. He's laid low, not on purpose and then suddenly found people to align with. It was by luck people wanted to use him to get others out. Michelle's pathetic attraction to the "Popular High School couple" is something she most likely went through back in her High School days. I bet there's a once "popular" woman out there who is scared of Michelle. I'm now pushing for a Russell win as the jury will most likely hate Jeff, Jordan and Michelle equally. Russell knows him going up against either of the 3 is a huge win for him.

Now onto my rant. I am usually almost always on Team Villian. Jessie and his goons are considered Team Villian. I personally believe Team Jeff fans are flat out drunk off of Jeff and Jordan Kool-Aid. The same could be said about me regarding Jessie Kool-aid, you see how this works.

I have chosen to see less faults in Team Jessie while you fans of Jeff and Jordan have chosen to see less faults in Team Jeff. One more time, you see how this works? I love certain aspects of Team Jessie that you most likely hate and I hate certain aspects that you Team Jeff supporters love. Again, you see how this works. You should be catching on by now.

I am looking at this season in one way while you look at it in another way. It's the same season, just different opinions and thoughts. I enjoy reading yours through your comments/emails and I hope you enjoy reading mine. It is perfectly fine for me to hate on Team Jeff. In the mix of my crap here on GuyTVBlog.com is indeed updates on what's going on inside the house, my own thoughts on what could happen and my ideas on what should happen.

Let's look back at all the season and which Teams I was part of. You will see I can love almost anyone. Season 2 I was Team Hardy. Season 3 I was Team Danielle. Season 4 I was Team Jun. Season 5 I was Team Drew. Season 6 I was Team Kaysar, James, Janielle but NOT Team Howie. Hated The Nerd Herd. Season 7 I was Team Janielle, James. Season 8 I was Team Jen! Season 9 I was Team Natalie & Adam. Season 10 I was Team Libra & Jessie and I can't believe my 2 favorites went after each other! Season 11 I am Team Jessie and everyone else this current season.. well I just don't care who gets eliminated next but I don't want Jeff to win.

My biggest problem with Jeff is his violent temper and idiotic violent rants that involves blood, head bashing and fire, his and Jordan's use of "Faggot" and "Homo" and "Dyke" and Jordan's self righteous "good" people stance. These are just a few of my many reasons I can't stand Jordan, Michelle, Russell and Jeff. Lydia, Natalie, Chima and Jessie are of course at fault as well for their own behaviour. Let's take Jessie's treatment of women in the house, I do see him using them to some extent and I believe Jessie does indeed need some kind of female help to fix his fucked up idea on how to treat women. But you see I also see Jeff's problem with women. This is something many of you Team Jeff fans are choosing not to see. He could do no wrong in many of your eyes.

You see Jeff reminds me of a family member that is no longer part of our family due to his verbal abuse and violent verbal rants that scared us. I personally see my ex family member in Jeff BIG TIME and I fear Jeff is a completely different person back home. I do see Jeff's good hearted gestures to Jordan, especially this week when he LET Jordan win HOH but I do see Jeff in a whole other light than you see him.

And before you tell me to stop comparing Jeff to my ex family member do know that Jeff has told people in the house how he has a "past" and has done things outside the house that he's not proud of and/or would "scare" us. Some in the house even think he has "mob" connections. Of course who really knows.

I will continue pushing through to the season finale with my updates and if Jeff wins, then so be it. He didn't win any of my money. If Jordan wins then I'll be happy Jeff lost. If anyone else wins I'll be happy that Jeff lost. My dreaded final 2 is Michelle and Jeff. But for some reason, and I've been saying it for some time that I have seen a final 2 that has Russell and Jordan.

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August 15, 2009

BREAKING NEWS! Big Brother 11's Chima Is Expelled From The Show! She Didn't Put Up With Their Shit So They Kicked Her Out! Jordan New HOH!

Well well well. Chima may have a gag order on her since we have yet to see, read, hear any interviews from her exit. It seems she was expelled, kicked out, sent home by Allison Grodner and friends due to her lack of admiration towards Allison Grodner and gang. I think Chima was just done. She and Jessie had the game in the bag, pushing forward. But this bullshit Coup d'etat was GIVEN to a LOSER in the game and it fucked her alliance royally. Again I would have had no problem with Coup d'Etat had it been WON in a competition as it was won during All Star seasons. But moving on.

Chima, according to an "source" didn't leave so easily. Apparently Allison Grodner called a house meeting and made an ass of Chima telling her she had to pay for the microphone she threw in the Hot Tub and she flipped out not wanting to pay it and was just done. She wanted to WALK OUT of the show at this point, getting up to the Diary Room door, demanding and screaming that it'd be open and finally it was unlocked for her.

She, I'm assuming, went into the Diary Room, was talked down to by the producers and she probably had a "Oh I'm Fired? Fuck You Allison, I Quit" moment. Demand the secret Diary Room door be opened and left the stage to talk to whoever she needed to talk to, I'm guessing a head doctor.

I remember during Season 9 when Natalie, Adam and Ryan were in the kitchen bashing Allison Grodner aware of her fucking with the game to have James win it. They saw this from inside the house, now that's something! This year I believe Chima saw that Allison Grodner was pushing for a Jeff/Jordan finale and was just not having it. She wanted to make her own history making moment this season that would top Jeff's and she has.

People on idiot message boards are yappin about how she'll suffer for the rest of her life in the "media" world... UM.. THIS IS BIG BROTHER, a fucking rigged game show! No one on the outside of Big Brother gives 2 flying shits if you were a former houseguest or you were someone who walked out of a show. I mean give me a break. Chima bashers are just telling themselves this crap to make them feel better about her leaving. The life after Big Brother, well let's just face, no one gives a shit about Big Brother other than the people who make Big Brother. CBS could give a shit about Big Brother, they could cancel it at any given time, they don't extend the contract like they do with Survivor.

People quit Survivor over and over again and still do media work, even All Stars on Survivor walked off the show. NO ONE CARES ABOUT FORMER REALITY STARS WALKING OFF STUPID REALITY SHOWS. Seriously man, it's just Big Brother.

I of course do not defend Chima in all aspects. She made some pretty low blows towards Russell as did Braden to all hispanics, as did Jeff & Jordan to all gay people, as did Casey with his "N" word usage and his BULLSHIT OF HOW HIS "BLACK" FRIENDS LET HIM USE THE WORD, everyone is guilty of something at one point. I enjoyed Chima as a game player, winning comps, creating a solid alliance, her woman power movements and her fighting attitude when racial remarks were not inserted in.

As for the game, Chima is no longer part of this season. She is not a jury member. America's Vote is now replacing her as a "jury member". Jessie is NOT coming back and even if he did he'd be right back out the door if Jeff, Jordan or Kevin got HOH. I expect Russell to win HOH and backstab Jeff now knowing that America is a jury member now and since America loves Jeff, why not send him to the Jury now and let him get his Jury prize through America's shitty vote. Russell is now going to backstab Jeff and will get Michelle to help him do it. They already again fist bumped a final 2 deal.

Right now Michelle's HOH reign is over. Thank God for that! Big Brother is creating another HOH competition happening right now and there's a 50/50 chance the power will stay with Jeff's side or flip back to the other side. Michelle can not play for HOH again.

The feeds could be blocked out until Sunday and if that's the case we all get a mini vacation from Big Brother.

Final thoughts to Chima, LOVE YA! but not the racial side of you.

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August 12, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 5

GuyTVBlog.com Feed Updates Thursday August 6th through Wednesday August 12th Part 2

Thursday August 6th

WHEW! Another busy work day. Gotz to make some money to pay for all this shit! Right now the house dealt with some immature antics in the late midnight hours. Ronnie calling Michelle a bitch, both telling each other they are the ugliest houseguest in the house, Michelle hiding Ronnie's glasses and cap, Ronnie telling everyone about Michelle's secret stash of used cigraettes Casey left behind. Back and forth crap.

I expect Ronnie to leave the house with 6 to 1 votes. I expect Natalie will give Ronnie his one vote for her hatred of Lydia. I also expect Jeff to get Coup d'Shit and being stupid enough to surprise us all by throwing Natalie and Jessie on the block with Natalie leaving this week. But that'd be stupid and I would expect Jeff to do something that stupid.

The live show starts in less than an hour and now we wait to see what happens!

Well, Ronnie was voted out 4 to 3. He left with a bang in his speech going after Michelle. Michelle told him on his way out that she had "no ill will" towards him and he interrupted her by saying "be quiet" and "annnnddd scene". And when he sat with Julie and she played his goodbye messages Michelle was flat out mean right back, which she had every right to be, but don't profess yourself to having no "ill will" when Ronnie leaves BITCH.

During the HOH it came down to Chima, Natalie and Kevin. Chima ended up answering a question against the other two's answers and WON HOH! But I am not happy. Jeff has Coup d'SHIT power and he could totally flip this fucking week for Chima. She is supposely targeting a now very nervous Russell but the person that goes up against him is the kicker. She told Ronnie she would put up Jessie but only because he didn't come to her aid when she was fighting with Russell.

Yet during the live vote all three voted together as if they are all tight still and working together. I would hope Jeff would target Lydia to be evicted this week thus not using the power but I just can't see Jeff NOT using the power. I would not use if Lydia were on the block and Jessie had somehow won POV. But we are playing the "what if" game and I don't feel like playing it right now.

Later Lydia and Michelle SHIT CHAT in the Pool room. Lydia is quick to say how Kevin is not going home. Michelle let's it sit after awhile and then asks Lydia why Kevin is "so safe" and she says because Chima said he wasn't going up. They all talk about how "let them have their week" and how one of us are going to the Jury House. Both talk about Russell kissing her ass and how neither think Russell will be going up. Michelle also talks about how if they did keep Ronnie he would have won HOH and been "terrorizing" them.

She is also happy that America didn't give Ronnie the "wizard" power hence now that he's gone. BITTER PARTY OF TWO, your table is ready. Over in the Red bedroom Jeff and Jordan talk game, mostly about Jeff's new found hate for Russell. WHAT? After keeping him and his ho safe this week now he hates Russell? WHA WHA WHA? Jeff says he overheard Ronnie telling Russell how many things were here and there in the house and info on how to win POV's down the line in the game. He didn't like that. Jeff wants Russell up on that block soooo bad! Does this mean Jeff isn't that after Jessie as most hope?? Is the Diary Room trying to keep Jessie in the house and focus Jeff's hate on Russell? I SURE AS HELL THINK SO!

Ahhhh wait. Jeff is back to wanting Jessie out REALLY BAD. How he is also mad as fuck about Lydia being friends with Jessie again after all he's done. So basically Jeff hates Russell, Natalie, Jessie and Lydia now. He's on a huge rant that if he or his IDIOT girlfriend get put up that he'll go after Natalie and Jessie... with his Coup d'etat power. Well he didn't tell her he actually had it but he hinted he would target them both over Chima. Jeff seriously thinks Jessie will win the jury if he makes it to final 2? WHY? It would make sense to go against Jessie because no one respects his game. Anyways...

Over in the kitchen Jessie still doesn't feel safe. He tells this to Natalie. He sees Russell going up against either Kevin, Michelle or Jordan. Earlier Jeff told Lydia, who already thinks she's up on the block, that "Jordan BETTER NOT go up" but at the same time he doesn't think Jordan will go up at all.

In the dining room Russell sits watching Natalie and Jessie eat while Chima washes dishes. All are happy, well not so much Russell, and Natalie laughs about how "they" all went into their rooms to hide away.

Natalie comes back into the kitchen talking about how Jeff and Jordan are together talking, Kevin and Michelle are talking and she overheard Kevin telling Michelle how he will tell Michelle who he thinks should go home this week. Russell talks here and there trying to get back in his old team that he so wanted to jump ship from and so desparately wants his old home back.

Jordan and Michelle talk in the Red room. Jordan talks about missing her family and how everyone in the house is acting like "assholes". She then gloats about they DID get out an "asshole". She can't understand why Ronnie hated her so much, I would think because she got the best of him. Jordan then wishes "one of us would win, just to be on top for once". Don't worry honey, Allison Grodner made sure your husband won in the game to do some damage. But it is only one week, one person, he can't do anything more than that. Coup d'etat WILL be the reason he goes to the Jury House if he uses it.

Thursday August 6th Part 2

Later in the night Lydia has basically figured out Jeff has the Coup d'etat power. She even told Jeff to his face. Expect that moment to make the show. She used process of elimination to come to that conclusion. He of course denied it. She said how if Jessie, Natalie, Russell or Chima had it that they would have saved Ronnie. That leaves Michelle, Jeff, Jordan, her and Kevin. She knows she didn't get it. Kevin and Michelle don't do much to get it. That leaves Jeff and Jordan. Jeff being the "underdog" thus being the one that has it. She also discussed this with Michelle later in the night who also believes it.

Chima has also made it known that Natalie, Kevin, Jessie, Jeff and Jordan are safe this week. Chima also joked about Kevin hosting the POV ceremony if he doesn't play. Jessie hates that Kevin is safe but has to deal with it since this is her HOH. Natalie is told by Jessie to push for a Lydia and Michelle nomination with intent to get out Michelle this week. Will Jeff use his power to save Michelle, probably. Jeff wants Russell on the block so if Russell isn't on the block then God help us all.

We also find out why Jeff and Jordan are not going up because Chima too thinks Jeff has the wizard power. Chima plans to talk to Russell later and maybe not target him as she stated before and how she won HOH for her BFF's in the house Natalie and Jessie. We also find out Chima and Natalie cried in Ronnie's goodbye speeches yet we didn't see any of that aired. WTF Allison Grodner? Bitch!

Jessie also thinks Jeff and Jordan have the wizard power this week and that if he had HOH that he'd put them both up. Natalie later talks with Jeff and Jordan and basically tells them, mostly him, that if anyone uses it there will be problems in the house. Jeff hints at how if he had it would start some shit in the house. Oh Jeff is sure going to use it this week. This conversation also has Jeff revealing how he knows he's safe this week. Natalie has to be aware Jeff has it now, if she doesn't she's an idiot.

Later in the night Russell pleads his case to not be nominated to Chima. Downstairs Jeff, Jordan and Michelle are all pissed that Russell has flipped sides again. Hopefully Russell becomes a bigger target in Jeff's eyes than Jessie. Russell and Chima hash it out but the "terrorist" comments have yet to surface, even though Russell knows she said it he has yet to use it against her. Both also don't understand why Jessie keeps harping on Kevin and everything and anything he does. How he was "attacked" in the HOH room by Jessie regarding his actions this past week. They both want Jessie to stop it with Kevin and believe Kevin handled Jessie's verbal "attack" well. WHATEVAS!

Friday August 7th

Chima, Jessie and Natalie talk in the HOH room around 3 am in the morning. The feeds have been cut most of the midnight hours, not sure why, probably Jordan talking about people that didn't sign waviers. Chima is intent on putting up Russell and making sure he goes home. Natalie and Jessie try to show Chima that Russell should stay for the "numbers" aspect and how Ronnie was sent packing only because Russell was "jealous" of Ronnie, Jessie, Natalie and Chima's bond and how Russell needs to be sent home because of it but then also remain to go after the rest of the house. Natalie talks about how she wanted to call out Michelle on the live show when she talked about the house being divided. Jessie hints how we have to assume the rest of the house is aligned together and how last week we ate one of our own and now this week we're doing it again.

Morning has come and gone. Chima has told Kevin that Russell is her target and if he plays POV that he needs to play hard to make sure no one else goes home if Russell were to win POV.

Jeremy Piven, the actor, visited the Big Brother house but it was of course blocked on the feeds. YEAH RIGHT, 24/7 COVERAGE BITCH! Jeremy Piven and his whore of a new movie were to be part of the Have Not comp. After the comp was finally over we find out Jeff, Michelle and Lydia are Have Nots. It's about time Jeff and Lydia got a taste of that slop shit.

When the feeds came back Jeff was bitching about "she" and cursing. Seems like Lydia was upset and he made a comment about everyone acting like 4 year olds. Jeff snapped here and there but then joked around later. He basically did what Jessie did when Jessie was on slop. Jeff tried to say he was mostly upset about "losing" a competition, I guess to play it off how he never wins anything, hence the Coup d'etat thing.

Later Jeff talks with SUPER PARANOID Russell in the Have Not bedroom. It seems Russell won 10,000 dollars and some other people won the chance to see the movie in the HOH bedroom. Russell is already going after Jessie by saying "did you see what Jessie is doing" and how Jessie said he wouldn't give Russell a "vote" because he won some money. OH MY GOD RUSSELL SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jeff plays along like he's interested in Russell but secretly last night Jeff called Russell a two faced douche bag scum bag to Jordan. Jeff really doesn't want anything to do with Russell and will of course hear him in case he wins POV and can not be affected by the "wizard" power. Jeff does offer for Russell to "come full FLEDGE with me" and Russell is quick to talk about how "they all betrayed me" meaning Jessie, Natalie and Chima. WHATEVAS!

Russell wants to come on Jeff's "team" to be like a big "fuck you" to all of them and pick them off one by one. Um.. sure, yeah, UM OKAY RUSSELL. They did shake hands AGAIN meaning they are working together again. Russell goes back to how he needs to win POV and Jeff says if he wins he would take Russell off with POV. WHAT?

They shake hands AGAIN about how if Jeff takes him down with POV that Russell better not fuck him after this. Um sure, BEST FRIEND 'TILL THE END. This time a small whatevas!

Russell's paranoia builds quickly as he thinks someone is listening in on their conversation. Jeff, now effected by the paranoia, gets up on the Have Not furniture to look through the hole to see if anyone is in the other room. He laughs jumping off. Russell wants his "super killer team" to be him, Jordan and him. WHERE'S MICHELLE?

Well Michelle LITERALLY walks in the second after Russell says this. Jeff kinda agrees but not really. Michelle thinks she is in a super alliance with herself, Jordan and Jeff. Russell leaves and the talk turns to Lydia and her childish behaviour and how Jeff can't take it. He mentions nothing about Russell. DAMN IT.

Minutes later Russell is laying in the Red bed as Lydia passes with Russell making a comment about Michelle yapping in the room and how he "hates" Michelle. OMG! Seconds later Jordan comes into the Red room and hugs Jeff from behind. He talks about being pissed off still and Jordan offers to give her up spot to watch the movie so SORE LOSER JEFF can fucking watch it! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK!

Jeff says "no" kindly though. She again offers to ask them to give him the movie. Jeff talks about how Jordan said "five things you could get punched in the face for". WOW! The crazy thing is you never know if someone is playing or not when they say shit like that in this super hyper sensitive world. I have dealt with abuse in my circle of family and friends so to me that would be a warning sign. Anyways...

Jordan takes a seat and has to listen to Russell talking about how people are "jealous" he won and are suddenly "mad" at him. OH MY GOD! Russell talks about people being jealous! I sure as fuck can't wait to find out how much America loves Jeff for giving him that power and how America doesn't love him enough to give him SQUAT SHIT!

Later Russell stays in his bed thinking how the world is turning against him. Jeff comes walking by and Russell holds his hand out to catch it and hold it, slapping it, whatever the fuck straight men do when they are TIGHT together. They both head into the Pool room to talk. Russell talks about how he's worried about Michelle and Jeff tries to get Russell and Michelle to "work it out". Russell tried to bash Michelle before Jeff said that. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT JEFF, You can't control Russell's hatred of the jealous that he only sees that the entire house has against him.

Later outside Russell is talking with Jeff. ATTACHED at Jeff's hip. Bashing Chima and his old alliance and how he wants her out more than anything. Russell talks about how it is a "personal" thing with him and how they "fucked him" when HE FUCKED THEM. I did forget to mention that Chima did admit there was a plan to backdoor Russell week 2. Russell talks about how he has "no one" and how Jeff is his only alliance. Jeff talks about how Russell's word is "good to me".

Russell plays the victim to Jeff. Russell wants Jeff to get Michelle for him and Jeff says how she is "weird" and goes where the power is at. Russell is begging for Jeff to work Michelle over for him since he knows he can't do it alone. Michelle is DONE with Russell. Jeff also thinks he won't get final with Chima, Jessie and Natalie in the house. He keeps talking about making a "power move".

Upstairs in the HOH room Jordan is talking with Chima. Chima told Jeff that she wanted to talk to Jordan AND Jeff after the Have Not competition but it seems only Jordan is up there talking. Natalie is there to, not sure fucking why. Jordan does sell out Russell and how she doesn't trust him at all. Both agree Russell lies about "stupid stuff" and how he will lie about everything and "you".

It seems Jessie is there too. All three have told Jordan that Russell called her "dumb" and how he lied to her about them three coming after her when infact they are not. She is afriad to confront Russell because he will lie and it will cause another giant fight.

Ohhh Jordan is onto Russell. Saying how had she won he would be "up my butt" and telling her how he wants Jessie and his gang out. Well he's already doing it downstairs thinking he's going on the block and he's "up her butt" now because he's already working votes to stay if he's put on the block.

Downstairs Jeff is already working the angle of who Russell would vote out if Jessie and Natalie were on the block. It looks like Jeff WILL play out Coup d'etat this Thursday. Russell says Jessie because it is "personal" how Jessie was complaining how much Russell won.

Upstairs in the HOH Chima wants Jordan and Jeff to see that getting Russell out this week benefits everyone. How Russell is a threat to win things in the house but Jeff hearing that could be an advantage for him as he will be safe with Russell all the time. That is until Russell gets jealous of Jeff's love from America.

Natalie then chimes in how stupid it would be for someone to use their power if not only to save themselves from the block. Basically if anyone who is not on the block fucks with the HOH and does what they want that people will be pissed. YES THEY WILL. Not at first. I know at first everyone will love Jeff for taking out Natalie or Jessie but soon after the jealously will build and the hatred for Jeff will build, especially if he is allowed to play in HOH after that power move. He better fucking sit out with Chima after "over throwing" the HOH. If he gets to play again and losses expect a house hatred attack driven by Lydia and Russell to take out Jeff the next week. Again it all depends on who wins HOH this Thursday.

Back to the HOH talk. Jordan tells them how Russell told her that Chima told him that she was putting him up. Chima is PISSED because she can't do that, you can't tell the people you're nominating due to the fact of the element of surprise after the actual nomination ceremony. This is another lie they have caught Russell in, well supposely. Somehow Russell also knew Lydia was going on the block, that either Chima told him or someone else told him. Jessie tells Jordan that "we never had any intention" on going after you or you would be going up but Jordan always thinks there's some backdoor plan for her and Jeff. She never feels safe.

Now the feeds are cut for the nomination ceremony. Like we didn't already know who's going up. Russell and Lydia.

Friday August 7th Part 2

Let's play KETCHUP real quick. Jessie has basically figured out Jeff has the power and is paranoid about it but at the same time is just like "fuck it" and "I'll take one for the team so that you both can get further", hey says this to Chima and Natalie. They don't believe it will happen.

All three have figured out the power lies with Jeff, well Natalie still doesn't want to accept it or believe it. Chima is already getting pissed that if her HOH is over thrown and Jeff gets to take BOTH her nominations down and put up 2 new ones that she's going to FLIP THE FUCK OUT ON LIVE TELEVISION! She's going to get up, cuss a storm, probably get Jeff's face {I'm hoping}, this girl is going after Jeff like there's no tomorrow, she's also going to go against the show on LIVE television and just act a fool that she got played this week.

I can already picture the Diary Room trying to calm her down that she was at least safe from the power all week long and that she didn't have anything to worry about and how she could still win the grand prize. BLAH BLAH BLAH! She also boasts about how her live moment will make TMZ.com's website of best reality show moment.

Later downstairs Jeff is talking with Jessie and Natalie about random shit. They both go outside and SUPER AS FUCK PARANOID Russell is quick to ask what did you guys talk about and did you tell them about us and they want me out... OMG it's so tiring how much Russell is paranoid. How soon before he turns on Jeff, I would say mid next week after his jealouly brews over American loving Jeff over him. Jeff does infact tell Russell that "they both want you out" and that he can't do anything unless he has POV. Jeff is really working the angle of turning Russell officially against Jessie and Natalie.

Jessie and Lydia have loads of fun playing pool outside. She's smiling and laughing and loving every moment of it. If Jessie is aware that he could go on the block he better start getting Lydia to work the votes for him to stay.

If the week plays out as predictable then Jeff uses Coup d'etat to put up Jessie and Natalie. That leaves 5 people to vote. To Evict Jessie. Russell, Kevin, Jordan. To Evicte Natalie. Lydia and Michelle. But then who the fuck knows who will vote if Jeff doesn't try to gather the votes before the live show with his round about line of questions. He already has 2 votes to take out Jessie, Jordan, Russell and Kevin. That's all he needs.

Saturday August 8th

Just around midnight Russell and Michelle had a calm discussion turned low toned argument about the epic he said/she said "Chima is going to backdoor you" comment that started all the fights Monday night. Russell is still trying to save his rep in the house by labeling Michelle as the sole liar when half the house is well aware Russell is an epic liar himself.

After Michelle gets upset with Russell trying to get her to admit something she feels she didn't do she tells Russell "fuck you" and starts to make her way inside. She did mutter how she was going to get Chima but then when both Jeff and Russell told her not to get Chima, she only heard Russell say it and told him again "fuck you". I did forget to mention Jeff was outside to witness this fued and apparently sided with Russell after Michelle went to "hide" upstairs. So much for the Jeff, Jordan, Russell, Michelle alliance everyone wanted to happen. I sure as hell didn't want it to happen because I knew this alliance would implode thanks to Russell.

Jeff also is getting pissed thinking that last "fuck you" was directed at him when it really wasn't. Minutes later Jeff goes inside to talk to a sleeping Jordan about the Russell/Michelle mini baby tiny fight. Jeff tells her how Michelle's going "crazy", explains the "fuck you" comment that he says "better not have been for me" crap. OH HOW DARE ANYONE TELL JEFF FUCK YOU! Jordan then asks Jeff if he has the mystery power and he says "I wish".

You see all this started when Lydia yesterday made some comment about wanting Jeff out after his rude as fuck behaviour after the Have Not comp. Michelle mistook the Lydia "comment" as her suddenly wanting Jeff out and tells Natalie later over a chess game. Natalie then tells Jessie who tells Lydia who denies it and then tells Jeff/Jordan about it and how she never said it and then confronts Michelle gently about it and it turns out it was a misunderstanding but this little rumor that Michelle started caused a bunch of little spats between Natalie and Jessie and created a dominio effect to the other night happenings mentioned above.

Upstairs in the HOH room Natalie and Chima SHIT CHAT about Jessie being paranoid about Jeff using the mystery power to take him out. They don't SEE THAT JESSIE IS IN TROUBLE. They are fucking idiots thinking there's nothing to worry. Michelle barges in talking about how Russell is being an "asshole" and trying to get her into another fight. Natalie is quick to say she got in a "big fight" with Jessie, which it wasn't and how she's "done" with Jessie again. WHATEVAS!

As Michelle tries to explain what's HER PROBLEM Natalie chimes in and interrupts making it about HER AND JESSIE! Wow, SHUT THE FUCK UP NATALIE! This isn't about you! Chima says "my gut tells me Jeff has it" meaning the "wizard" power. Natalie doesn't believe it but then all agree if Jeff had it that Jeff would use it and how he's making comments about other people going to the jury house.

Chima calls Jeff a "dumb mother fucker" for taking Russell off and how Russell will beat Jeff in everything later in the game. Chima says Jeff is a "dumbass" for taking off Russell this week and how she will be after him next week hardcore, the best way she can, through her friends.

These three ladies talk about creating an TWAT ALLIANCE leaving Lydia out and I guess Jordan out. Michelle calls Jeff's behaviour of sitting in the background "fishy" and how Russell set up the pool game where this fued happened to talk to her and get her to admit to something she feels she didn't do.

Now Natalie talks about how Lydia supposely said Michelle is a "bitch" for going up to talk to Chima before the nominations. They all talk about how Lydia will be in any man's HOH and how she will cry to anyone. Michelle knows her and Lydia are "done" when she revealed she talked to Natalie.

Downstairs Jordan tries to sell Michelle's good intentions to him but Jeff is just DONE with Michelle and bashes her but Jordan tells Jeff not to trust Russell but Jeff wants to take out Michelle once he "takes care of buisness" meaning using the power this Thursday to take out Jessie or Natalie.

Back upstairs they talk about what will happen if Jeff has the power and uses it. They talk about if Russell wins POV that when he takes himself off that Jeff will use the power then and hopefully leave Lydia up there. Chima says she did tell Jeff to his face how she wants Russell to leave. They all assume Jeff will not be able to replace the nominees but then they think maybe he will be able to replace them. She would want to take out Jordan for fucking with her. But that's NOT going to happen.

Chima is back to wanting to drop f bombs and warning Big Brother she is going to be pissed the entire rest of the show and "lose my shit on national tv". She is ready to be kicked out for America and Big Brother fucking with her game. "She says if they fuck with me... I will lose my shit on National TV". Michelle agrees to flip the fuck out too. Natalie says Ronnie says that power is the Coup d'etat and how it makes sense when Julie asked "whoever has the power needs to stand up now". Both tell Chima that this week is just about you being safe then. She still hates her HOH being fucked with.

Chima yells how she will "sabatoge" the entire hour if they gave this power to Jeff or to anyone who fucks with her HOH. Jeff is definitely going to make some good enemies when he pulls off this STUPID power move. Right now he doesn't have a target on his back, AT ALL. When he does this he will have Chima, Natalie{if Jessie leaves}, Michelle. Lydia was hoping Russell would leave but is happy nonetheless she is safe. Kevin will be happy Jessie is gone. Russell will be grateful at first but then be jealous of Jeff soon after for America giving him so much power for not doing a damn thing for 5 weeks except play the victim. Russell WILL turn on Jeff, believe it!

WHOA! Back the fuck up! Kevin joins the HOH gang and here Michelle reveals how she and Russell had a final 2 deal last week and how it is now over.

Also, sometime in the middle of all the HOH chat they come down for a break. Russell is walking around on his high and mighty horse and soon finds Jessie, Lydia, Natalie and Michelle in the bathroom, kitchen area. Russell starts laughing and making little comments about Michelle. Something stupid and little.

He then calls Michelle "psycho" and goes on to tell HIS side of the pool game fued to Jessie but Michelle, who he knows is in ear shot distance, comes over and starts to defend herself but Russell is quick to tell her "shut up, shut up, I'm not talking to you". He attempts to raise his voice when he does this.

She doesn't like Russell attacking her "mental stablility" and he is quick to tell her she's crazy, needs her pills, meds. He keeps "slandering" her and she doesn't want that and he keeps saying how he's not talking to her. Russell then goes on to tell his side to Jessie and she interrupts and he interrupts her again.

Michelle stands up and says "you're not talking to me because I'll tell the truth" and he calls her "dumb" for her pretty dead on comments about Russell not wanting her to talk to reveal truths about Russell. Jessie walks away, Lydia stands in the kitchen. She's pissed the 2 people that hate her in the house are calling her crazy. She tells Russell he needs to "start respecting women" and he claims he does but that she's "crazy". Natalie comes over to comfort her and Michelle talks about how she knows it's a game and she isn't going to let Russell get to her.

Expect during the morning hours that Chima will get in Russell's face again in defense of Michelle. That should be fucking AWESOME!

Saturday August 8th Part 2

Morning has come and gone. Russell got his wish. Jessie did NOT play in the POV. Russell had houseguest choice as he wanted and he picked Jeff. Jessie's shot at immunity was GONE. Chima picked Natalie and Lydia picked Kevin. The POV comp had to do with eggs and them wearing chicken costumes. Kevin WON POV! But only by 20 seconds! Not sure who came in 2nd, all I know is Russell LOST!

After the comp Jeff told Russell that he's still "safe". Kevin is afraid to use the POV on Lydia because he's scared he would then become an option for the "wizard" power of being sent home. Remember if Jeff uses his powers only HOH and POV holders are safe from eviction.

Russell continues to toy with Jessie by pulling him into the storage room and asking him to rally votes for him to stay. After Russell leaves the storage room Jessie's like "you fucked me" and "why should I help you". Jessie is PISSED Russell didn't give him a chance to play for POV this week.

Kevin talks with Chima and wants a new alliance that includes Jessie, Lydia, him, Chima and Natalie. A power of five. Michelle is not mentioned. Lydia is fine staying on the block if she has the votes to stay. They all just worry about the "wizard" power. Natalie did tell Lydia who all joined the HOH coversation that she will put aside all their fights and arguments and agree to vote out Russell.

Downstairs Lydia ends up chatting with Russell and Russell tries to start shit between Lydia and Chima again. Getting lydia to remember how Chima called you a "whore" in the house and basically to go after her when he is saved by Jeff later this week. Does it work? Who gives a fuck.

Later Michelle and Jeff finally talk. They seem to work out whatever is wrong between them and Michelle uses this chat to turn Jeff against Russell. Did it work? I don't give a fuck because Michelle will not target Jeff next week if he saves Russell showing Michelle that Jeff values Russell over her. Nothing like a woman SCORNED! UH OH! Michelle then tells them that her only alliance is with Jeff and Jordan. No one else.

Later Jessie is venting to Chima and Natalie about not being picked for HOH. Here we find out Russell almost won but lost by 20 seconds to Kevin. Jessie can't believe Russell did that. Here we also find out Jessie's chat with Russell in the storage room. Russell tells Jessie to push Chima to put up Jeff, meaning for Jeff to have reason to use the "wizard" power.

They all talked about how Jeff HAS the "wizard" power. How Jeff was called in three times into the Diary Room earlier today before POV and twice after POV. Why is Jeff getting called in so many times if he's just another regular houseguest. What's funny is Big Brother cuts off the feeds as I type this because they continue to talk about how stupid Big Brother is by calling in Jeff so much.

They all figure out how Russell is trying to work the angle of having Jessie and Chima push for/put up Jeff or Jordan to force them to use the power to save themselves and Russell and putting up 2 people from Chima's side and BLAH BLAH BLAH. It ain't going to work Russell! They are onto your bullshit "smarts". They are not going to give Jeff another reason to use the power against them.

Chima says now that if POV is used for whatever reason that Michelle goes up as a pawn, Jeff and Jordan DO NOT go up and if Jeff uses his power to fuck with the HOH then they all have reason to attack him the rest of the game.

Jessie's last attempt is to talk to Jeff and talk about how they've never been in a fight, that Russell is the reason why they might be going after each other and how not getting out Jessie is the greatest move this week. Will Jeff care? No. For some DUMB reason Jeff thinks if Jessie makes it past this week that he'll somehow just win the game.

Sunday Auguust 9th

OH MY GOD i'm so fucking tired as fuckk. Drinkin g with friends. I see Jessi e is druink too. Awesomeballsac! will update later todya when I wake the fck uop.l

The entire day has been pretty mellow. I mean Chima and Russell did fight again, a tiny fight, she finally called him a "terrorist" again but this time she made a reason for calling him that, how she "terrorizes people in the house". She kept repeating it but he kept calling her a racist and how he's glad all of America got to see her be a racist, especially after her rant week one.

Russell is super friends now with Jeff and Jordan but to the point of being non stop paranoid with them, so much that both Jeff and Jordan are aware of his odd behaviour. Russell even told Jordan he wants Jeff to win, Jordan to win 2nd place, that he already voted to evict Jordan the week Casey left, that he will be upfront about backstabbing them both to get the money yet wants them both to win as well, he says all this while drunk late at night. Will Jeff still be an idiot to use the power? Of course, he's been power hungry now for five weeks and will use it just because he's been waiting to make his own power move.

Other than that the day has been quiet and boring. Kevin is aware of Russell's behind the scenes crap of trying to start fights between him and Lydia regarding him not using POV on her. Jessie is tired of Russell. Him flipping on Chima, Natalie and Jessie are so apparent that all he does now his hang around Jordan and Jeff ALL DAY LONG.

I really don't want Jessie or Natalie to leave this week, I wish Jeff would just let Russell go. But he won't. Jeff is a hypocrite. He's basically treating Russell like Ronnie and keeping Russell because Russell will help him, sort of how last week when Chima, Jessie and Natalie fought to keep Ronnie because he's there to help them. Last week they also wanted to keep Ronnie in the house as a target they could hold in front of them, same with Jeff, he wants the house to take out Russell next week over him. But what Jeff doesn't realize is how Russell could win POV and next week if him, Jordan or Russell do not win HOH that either him or Jordan leave thanks to his actions of Coup d'etat.

Monday August 10th

What's to say? The house has been pretty boring. Jeff, Jordan and Russell hang out with only each other. Chima bashes Russell to anyone willing to listen all day in the HOH room. Jessie and Natalie, along with Lydia, have fun all day. Most of them sleep all day. The house is just quiet. The quiet before the storm that is Jeff Coup d'etat.

POV ceremony came and went, Kevin did not use it in fear that he would be giving up POV to Lydia in case the "wizard" used their power Thursday night. I know, Kevin is safe regardless but sometimes you never know with this dame game. Everyone seems to think Jeff should play for HOH next week, even after he over throws it with his HOH-like powers. I mean he's not really HOH when he uses his power but I mean come the fuck on. If he, Russell or Jordan don't win HOH expect that pathetic mutha fucker to go up on the block thanks to his power starved move he's been waiting 5 weeks to play. Oh if his team doesn't win HOH oh his flat ass has a spot waiting in that nomination chair. Even if Michelle wins HOH she will be forced to put him up by the rest of the house. She can only promise him to save him with POV but really, with Jeff gone Michelle has a better chance at the money. I just want Jeff in the jury house the week after Jessie goes.

If history does indeed repeat itself then I see Natalie winning HOH next week. Big Brother TV Gods, make it happen.

Tuesday August 11th

Wow guys and gals. I'm sorry but the house is SOOOO BORING! Russell is trying to get Jeff and Jessie on an all boys alliance to take out Chima's proposed girl's alliance. Not gonna happen. Other than that.. who gives a fuck.

I kinda want Jeff to use the Coup d'etat to flip the house back into hardcore game mode. Today Jeff drank a sip of some HATEORADE! Big Brother did what they always do, used it as a chance to give him another day of slop to keep him pissed off and keep him upset longer into the week so that he will use the Coup d'etat.

If Jessie goes then so be it. I just want another week of pure drama! I will honestly just be floored if Russell, Jeff or Jordan win HOH. I sooo want Jeff to pay next week for using Coup d'etat. This cast needs to show other future casts and show producer Allison Grodner that if you use this power, A POWER GIVEN TO A PATHETIC PLAYER ON BEHALF OF ALLISON GRODNER, that you GO HOME or GO TO THE JURY because of using it. I so want Jeff to roll over and die in the game as Laura did knowing the house hates him for saving Russell to take out someone they ALL GET ALONG WITH, Jessie! Jeff is just jealous of Jessie, he keeps saying Jessie a threat to win the game, EVEN I KNOW JESSIE CAN'T WIN THIS JURY OVER, how stupid is Jeff? He's just a gigantic idiot. He really should be letting Russell aka Ronnie 2.0 go this week.

Wednesday August 12th Part 2

Tonight the cast had a secret party for all making it to the Jury House. The Have Nots this week were allowed to drink and eat food, music was played, dancing, we'll never know how fun or lame the actual party was.

Afterwards it seems Jordan is finally coming around on wanting to keep Jessie around. Not sure Jeff will listen to her. Michelle also had a Diary Room leak where she KISSED ASS in Lydia's goodbye speech, talking about how good of a friend she is when really she wants her out after Jessie leaves.

Earlier today the cast did some pretty fun HOH photos, this time Russell left out of them.

Later after the Jury party Chima and Kevin are FOR SURE aware that Jeff has the "wizard" power. Apparently they say he was called into the Diary Room DURING THE FUCKING PARTY! That on top of other reasons they are for sure he has the power. Both are now preparing for Russell to stay with Jeff using the "wizard" power.

Big Brother is also not going to show Thursday's episode "live" because of Chima's threats to blow up on National TV. They want to edit the "live" show to cut out her rants and verbal insults. I would expect another reason is Jeff would fuck up his power over and over and over again causing them to reshoot the "suprise" announcment over and over and over. Jeff is like "wha? That's not what my power does? Then what does it do dood?"

The backyard is also on lockdown until Tomorrow's live show. Upstairs Lydia, Kevin and Chima grow tighter, with their talk of missing Ronnie, wanting Jeff out first over anyone else, still thinking Russell is leaving this week. Talk turns to "final 2" deals and Chima AGAIN tells Kevin "no offense" that she wants a woman to win. She says she would mad if Jeff or Jordan "won" because "they are not really playing" and wouldn't mind if Michelle won the game.

She would also hate being the 2nd member of the Jury. All three still believe they will be part of the final 5 with Jessie and Natalie. Little do they know they are going to lose a member this Thursday.

Around 9:30pm Russell is trying to trick Michelle into voting for him, how he already has Jef fand Jordan's vote when Jeff TOLD HIM not to tell anyone he had them. Russell also claims that he has Natalie's vote as well to stay. Michelle isn't sure to trust him and listens him out. It's good that she is pretending to give a fuck since Russell will be saved thanks to Jeff tomorrow. Just OMG I literally can't stand Russell anymore, I can't stomach his game play anymore. FUCK YOU JEFF FOR SAVING HIM!

OHHH SHIT! Upstairs in the HOH room Lydia is using Playdoh to make Russell's fucked up ears. She already made one and is working on the other. Chima laughs at the look of it. They also talk about people voting on the "wizard" power. Chima calls all the women who voted for Jeff to win the power "bitches". I'LL CALL THEM THAT TOO, FUCK YOU BITCHES!

Minutes later Jessie and Russell are fighting. It seems Jessie laughed... OH SHIT i'll fill you guys in later after i find out all the facts.

Michelle ends up leaving a toe to toe fight between Jessie and Russell. Neither are standing down and spewing all their DRAMA. Jordan and Michelle head upstairs, Jordan is rushing upstairs. Natalie is already up there filling in Lydia, Kevin and Chima about the fight and how it started. Jordan and Michelle SPILL how Russell is working everyone and telling everyone he has the other person's vote to stay.

Jordan and Michelle tell Natalie how Russell is going to fuck with her mind to get a symphathy vote from her, has Jeff and Jordan's vote and was trying to get Michelle's vote. Michelle talks about how they are having their "alpha male" fight. Natalie wants to go downstairs and give Jessie a "support" in his side. Jordan asks where Jeff's at.

Michelle then talks about how Russell called her "co co" this morning and how Jessie supposely egged Ronnie on dumping a bucket of water on Michelle but Jessie claimed it never happened but was talked about and how he laughed. She says Jessie then pointed out how Russell was flat out in Michelle' face yelling at her.

Downstairs Natalie is informing Jeff and he seems interested and both make their way to the Pool room where they are fighting... let's say WERE FIGHTING.

Now Russell and Jessie are laughing, hugging, pushing each other like MEN DO, talking casually, Jessie laughing hard. Natalie walks to the door and listens and hears them acting like that. She tells Jeff they are no longer fighting and he turns around telling Natalie "to be honest I don't really care anymore".

Back upstairs Jordan is talking about how SICK AND TIRED she is of Russell. How she pretends to sleep when he's there. Jessie came in to point out Russell's bullshit that Michelle was being fed. She says she is a big girl and can handle Russell's bullshit.

Natalie pokes her head into the Pool room and Jessie tells her to come in. She is expecting a fight but sees them sitting on a bed MAKING OUT! Just kidding, they are talking calmly mixed with laughs. She then talks about how Russell "fucked us" by sending Ronnie out last week and he takes it personally just a bit but Jessie calms him down and they all just talk out their crap.

Back upstairs Chima tells the room how she's sure Michelle wants out Russell and Michelle agrees. Kevin wants to easedrop on the "fight" they think is still happening. Kevin talks about getting a new hoodie to easedrop. Jordan is back to talking about how Jeff and her are annoyed with Russell and how Russell moved into the Pool room to be closer to them.

Here Chima reveals talked to Big Brother and how Chima can't "talk" when things are happening downstairs during the live show. They all joke now about Lydia telling everyone how she's a pawn and how Russell is going home.

Kevin is back upstairs telling them they are both talking calmly about their differences and how Russell feels "left out". Chima calls out Russell's mixed emotions tatics. Jordan sees it and talks about how Crazy he is. Michelle and Lydia agree. They all talk about how none of them want to be in the Jury House with Russell next week.

Michelle and Jordan are hating on Russell. Jordan doesn't want to go back down there and be "trapped". Lydia tells Jordan how "nice it is" for you to finally be up here. Jordan smiles big and loves the welcome feeling. Chima points out how "none of us are playing the game dirty like he is". Oh wait until Jeff plays DIRTY!

What's good about the HOH chat with Lydia, Kevin, Chima, Jordan and Michelle is they all hate Russell even more now and when Jeff saves him they are all going to redirect their anger at Jeff and wonder WHY? WHY HIM? Jordan now says she thought the fight was between Jeff and Russell.

Kevin and Jordan talk about Russell always backtracking on the personal stuff he's said but Michelle is like "oh he fucking means it". Jordan says Russell almost had her last night when he talked about how he saved her and Jeff last week. They tell Jordan Russell had no intention on going after them and had "options" in the house and how he used that week to gain "trust" to "hold it over your heads" had you come into power... WHICH IS NOW HAPPENING with Coup d'SHIT.

Now they LAUGH HARD about Russell's bullshit lies. How Jeff drives a "camery" car and how suddenly Russell drives one. Jeff believed it but Jordan was laughing saying "like no Jeff, he doesn't". They talk about Russell fixing himself to connect with everyone, Lydia points out how Russ talked about getting a tattoo. Jordan is just having loads of fun with the Russell bashing.

They now talk about their Playdoh creations downstairs being destroyed by Russell. Jordan asks why Russell "acts" all the time. She calls Russell's lies "stupid lies". They now talk about Russell lying about one of his sisters and how she didn't want to be part of the show, the one he lied about to connect with some of the housguests.

Now they talk about his lies on his jobs he's had and how none of his job stories are matching up and how his bike injury recovered wasn't as long as he said and how he lied about having a "concusion" a week or so ago when he hit his head in the pool.

Downstairs both Russell and Jessie talk about how they are both fucked. Russell leaves and if the "wizard" power is used then Jessie leaves. He's fine with leaving and how he'll get drunk and wait for Russell the following week. Both claim they are not pissed at each other and Jessie finally leaves the room.

Natalie is now in the HOH room spilling what the calm chat between Jessie and Russell was about. How Russell says he never lied to them and never talked bad about them behind his back and if anyone says he was that they are lying. Jordan is hearing this! Lydia then reveals how Russell talked about how he has the balls to put up Jessie and Natalie the week Ronnie went home but how he wanted Ronnie out more.

Natalie just reveals everything Russell said to them. Jordan the reveals how Russell told her he had Natalie's vote but not to talk to her, to talk to Jeff, so she does and Jeff was like "what" and then to talk to Jessie. They all laugh on how Russell never wants anyone to talk to anyone. Kevin now talks about how Russell approached him for a vote in a joking manner. Natalie says she and Jessie are NOT voting for him and he knows it now.

Jessie walks into the HOH room and Michelle is quick to apologize to him about leaving them. Jessie talks about the fight and how Russell says he was "playing with him" and about Jessie defending Michelle. Michelle tells Jessie how he has never "disrespected me ever" in this game. Michelle says she repeatedly told Russell he doesn't have her vote.

Michelle then says Russell threw everyone under the bus to get her vote and Jessie reveals how Russell LIED to him saying he didn't trash anyone. Michelle and Jessie compare Russell speeches they got about how each is the next target if he leaves. Chima laughs how Russell never accepts fault. Michelle is pissed Russell still has yet to apologiz to her for calling her crazy and all the crazy attacks on her.

Where's Jeff you ask? He's downstairs in the Bike room sleeping. SLEEPING! Not part of this! WHAT THE FUCK? Back upstairs Jordan talks about how Russell told her she wants to come in "like 6th place" and doesn't really want the half a million dollars. She then tells them ALL how Russell said he and her could team up, go after Jessie and Natalie next and how they are coming after you and how you will be right behind him, the same spiel he tells everyone.

Jessie then says how Russell is leaving making everyone enemies or at least trying to. Jordan doesn't want to sleep in the Pool room because she's afraid Russell will start on her with game talk again. Chima softly gets upset with Jessie attempting to make excuses for Russell.

Downstairs Russell comes out of the Diary Room and walks shirtless to the Pool room. Oh wait, Russell is back on the move in the house.

Back upstairs Lydia tells EVERYONE in the room "you better not use the mystery power to save him". Then ALL OF THEM go around the room and all say outloud "I have the myster power" one by one. By them all saying this means if they have the power then it is null in void. They tell Jordan, mostly Lydia, that we all have figured out Jeff has the power and to tell him not to use it. Jordan also smiled during the "I have the mystery power" go around and how she laughed when she said it. They all know Russell doesn't have it because of his actions. And can you guess where Jeff is? FUCKING DOWNSTAIRS TALKING TO RUSSELL!

OH MY BAD! I thought Russell was talking to Jeff, no, he's talking all right but to the camera. He's ranting about anything and everything. And he says Michelle is crazy! He talks about wanting to "bang bang" the Michelle in the Diary Room, not the houseguest but the one behind the scenes.

Now Jeff is on the move in the house. The HOH crew watch him walking towards the bedrooms and YET no one goes to get Jeff to talk about him not saving Russell!

Jessie leaves the HOH room and is then called into the Diary Room. Russell is quick to jump up from his Pool bed and rushes to catch Jessie to find out what the HOH is talking about. Jessie walks into the Diary Room hallway and Russell closes the door so they can talk in the hallway. Jessie summaries it but inches towards the Diary Room door to get away from Russell. He goes back to his bed when Jessie is behind the door.

Later Jordan talks with Jeff in the Have Not bed. She talks about him winning HOH to "stay alive" and be off slop. After small talk they get to what happened tonight. She starts talking about how "everything he told us, he told them to" about Russell can't be trusted and how she "told him". She is ready to get Jeff to flip on Russell.

She goes on to say how Russell will say anything to get further in the game. DAMN IT! Big Brother switches the After Dark show to Lydia and Kevin in the Bike room. WHAT THE FUCK ALLISON GRODNER, DON'T LIKE THAT YOUR POWER WON'T BE USED ANYMORE? Bitch!

Oh wait the feed is back on them. Sorry Allison Grodner SUPER LOVE YA! Jordan talks about how she doesn't want to sleep in the Pool room because of Russell. Jeff kinda blows it off and says how "nothing was said that we all didn't already know". She says nothing about the "wizard" power. DAMN IT!

Chima comes in and interrupts them by turning on the lights in the Have Not/Red room, looking for her bag to start packing her HOH stuff. Michelle goes into the Have Not room to COCK BLOCK and SHIT CHAT with them both.

Over in the Bike room Lydia, Natalie and Kevin all laugh. Lydia wants a kiss from Natalie if they see some tiolet left from Natalie in the tiolet, something she is always doing. Expect them to team up on Jeff next week if Jessie is evicted.

Wednesday August 12th

Just after midnight Chima and Lydia talk outside on the couches about who they want out of the house next. Jeff, Michelle and Jordan, Each going back to back in whichever order it happens. Lydia would rather have Jordan here without Jeff than Jeff here without Jordan. Jeff always going first in Lydia's mind. Lydia and Chima both agree that Jeff and Jordan final 2 would be "horrible" because both feel neither has done anything up to this point to deserve it. How Jeff is "non committal" and Jordan has done nothing at all in the game.

Inside Jeff tells Michelle that "if" he had the "wizard" power that "fuck yeah I would use it". He's sooo using it. He also tells Michelle that if Jessie and Natalie make it past this week together that somehow they magically are final 2. IDIOT. Michelle also talks about how Jessie just came up to her and told her she needs to not go to "their" side of the house meaning Jeff and Jordan's side but Michelle is sticking with Team DUMB IDIOT.

Russell also talked to Jordan in the Pool room earlier about getting her vote, still unaware he doesn't need to as Jeff will save him this Thursday. Russell tells Jordan that he has Natalie, Jessie's and Jeff's vote to stay. All he needs is hers and how they don't even need Michelle's vote. Russell is still very much anti-Michelle. Jordan is shocked and of course asks if she can talk to Natalie about this and he is quick to say no. Russell tells her to talk to Jeff about how he already knows this and to only talk to Jeff.

What's funny is right before her chat with Russell in the Pool room, Jordan was cutting her toenails in the Bike room talking with Jeff and Michelle about how Russell wants to "fucking" talk in the Pool room about something. It seems Jordan is dreading any talks with Russell now. She says "I have to go see what he fucking wants". Before she left the room Michelle is working her angle about how she wants Jessie and Lydia both out next. I'm guessing she is still under the impression Russell is leaving this week with intent to go after Jessie and Lydia next but SUPRISE BITCH, RUSSELL IS STAYING TO TERRORIZE YOU SOME MORE!

Back outside Natalie and Jessie were playing some stupid game and he used the term "handicapped" in reference to the sport they were playing, something how he or someone was at a disadvantage thus using the word "handicapped" and Natalie tried to make Jessie look like an asshole for using the term when he tried to explain that's how the term is used in the "sport" world. Lydia jumped on the bandwagon, apparently also unaware of the "sports" term and he quit the match and went inside to go straight to bed. Lydia followed him and sat on his bed hearing his side of the STUPID ARGUMENT and ended their chat with a mix of now she's upset he won't accept her apology to them hugging and her baby talking about them hanging out later tonight.

Now Jordan and Michelle talk in the Bike room. Michelle reveals her deal with Chima about how if she didn't go on the block that Jessie, Natalie and her would be safe if Michelle got HOH next week but Michelle reveals she is ready to backstab and go against her "word". Um DUMB BITCH, THAT'S 3 JURY MEMBER VOTES! What's wrong with these people in the fucking house after Jury House starts?

Michelle pushes how Jordan should not trust Russell. Jordan again talks about how she is dreading going into "that room" because he's in there and how he'll talk to her when she doesn't want to talk. She rubs her face in hatred for Russell. Jordan then talks about getting HOH to get that "basket" and stuff from home but Michelle is quick to talk about how she doesn't "care about that shit" cause this BITCH WANTS THE POWER!

Michelle talks about "fighting" hard this Thursday and if they lose then they lose. She talks about how with Russell gone that she is "their" only chance at winning. Jordan is quick to discredit herself from every winning a HOH. Both think Jessie is "not smart" and Michelle seems irritated that Jessie wrestles around with either Natalie/Lydia. Michelle is SO OVER Jessie and Natalie's fake fights. Michelle is so ready to vote out Jessie and she will this Thursday.

Michelle trashes Chima's "girl power" alliance but Michelle wants HER JEFF around. Michelle basically orders Jordan to not talk to Kevin and how it is "just basically us" meaning her, Jeff and Jordan. HEY TWAT, YOU'RE THE THIRD WHEEL TO THE LOVE BIRDS. Neither really like you! They are USING YOU! Michelle calls the fight to the end with them three an "upward battle".

Michelle is just spilling her guts to Jordan. It's like Michelle is in LOVE with both Jeff and Jordan at the same fucking time. GROSS! She tells her about Natalie was the one who told on Kevin when he ate the grapes. Michelle says she has "your guy's back 100 percent" and how she will "never" backstab them. WHATEVAS! I'm so done with Michelle's creepy devotion to Jeff and Jordan.

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August 5, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 4 Part 3! And I'm Back To Updating Daily! I'm Over The Coup d'SHIT Thing!

GuyTVBlog.com Feed Updates Tuesday August 4th through Wednesday August 5th Part 2

Tuesday August 4th

Well what a complete waste the fights were last night. Michelle tells Russell today that she still wants to work with him. She also tells Jordan and Jeff about working as a team of four including Russell and how she's keeping Chima in her "back pocket" hence her pretending to fight with Russell last night to get in good with Chima. Jordan loves and buys it all. Michelle also tells Jordan how Jessie makes fun of her calling her dumb and how they lied about the "let's keep Ronnie" plan placing the blame on her.

Now let's be real here. Michelle knows Lydia, Kevin, Jessie, Natalie and Chima all hate Russell for him lying to them in the game and possibly fucking them over by getting rid of Ronnie. She knows she can win against him in the final 2. She knows she can win against Jordan in the final 2 because like who the fuck would give Jordan all that money. I suspect Michelle will want to take out Jeff first out of that four person alliance and I suspect she will use the other side of the house to do it for her.

Earlier Michelle and Russell talked about final 2. I know how stupid of them but sometimes you never know who will be final 2. Russell said he already knows he wouldn't win against her but SHE SAID that if he "defended" himself that he "could" win. Bitch is already planning a final 2 with Jordan or Russell. She flat out told he she wants a man in the end with her but really she wants an IDIOT in the final 2 with her.

Michelle, like it or not, is playing everyone in the house. She still has no alliance but IDIOTS helping her get to the end to beat them all.

Later outside Chima rehashes the fight to Ronnie and Natalie. Natalie makes it known again and several times last night she wants Michelle out next week if she wins HOH but I expect stupid ass Jeff or Jordan to use their Coup d'etat powers to save Michelle thus putting the BIGGEST TARGET on his and Michelle's back for the rest of the game. Chima also believes Michelle is still against Russell when infact she is still with him.

Wednesday August 5th

Another day, another paranoia filled fun fest for Russell! But before we get to him, wait, I think he knows we are going to get to him, he's lurking behind this update listening on us... beeee careful!

Let's play KETCHUP with today. Someone has officially been granted the "wizard" power aka the Coup d'etat but we dont' know who yet. Last night some people believed when Jeff was called into the Diary Room around midnight that he got it but really, NO. Julie Chen talks to you in the Diary Room and tells you you got it and explains the power to you. This is what happened during All Stars season back when Mike Boogie won.

So sometime today someone is going to find out. They may even hold off until Tomorrow morning to let them know. Kevin, who "chest bumped" Ronnie Monday night in his fight is now super afraid that Ronnie is going to win the "wizard" prize. He's afraid because Ronnie said he was a "super fan" and had many friends in the PC world that would vote for him to win the prize. He is already telling Chima IN FRONT OF LYDIA that if he's on the block to have her vote. She says yes. Kevin is SCARED!

Lydia has also started her, "let's team up Chima, you, me and Kevin" plan. She is planting seeds in Chima's mind about Natalie and Jessie only using her and naming her, Kevin and Chima as the next to go before them. Chima of course is bordenline believing Lydia and I don't know why. Chima is one of those players, if you're the last person to talk to her you will get your way with her.

Over in the Bike room Ronnie and Jessie talk. Jessie has gotten the message from the Diary Room that "they" want Ronnie to stay in this game. I don't know why, Lydia would cause more drama down the road. He wants Ronnie to keep fighting to stay. Jessie then talks to Natalie after Ronnie leaves about how him, her and Chima should still vote to keep Ronnie in hopes someone votes for Ronnie last minute. Not sure how Nut Job Lydia will feel about this.

You see Lydia had a mental break the fuck down flip out last night in the Bike room with Kevin. It had something to do when Natalie and Jessie wrestled in the kithcen and patio last night. She suddenly started Jessie an "abuser" and how he's using her and hurting her physically and emotionally. Kevin is all down for it making sure Lydia knows Jessie is an "abuser". GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! Lydia even talked about "cutting" herself. Soon the Diary Room called her in to talk to her to make sure she doesn't harm herself. PYSCHO!

Kevin has also talked with Jordan today in regards to making sure Ronnie goes home this week as he knows if Ronnie stays and ever wins POWER that he is now Ronnie's biggest target. Kevin tries to push it on Jordan how Ronnie is "acting" like he wants him out over Jeff and Jordan and for Jordan not to "buy" into that lie. She plays into it and talks about how she's "not dumb". SURE YOU ARE SWEETIE! You're believing Kevin right now so yes you are.

Back to Lydia, early this morning, outside with Michelle, she continues her "Jessie leaves marks on me" campaign. She is showing Michelle her butt "marks" aka bruises and points out how she doesn't leave marks or bruises on Natalie but it's okay to leave them on her. WHAT? Holy fuck Jessie is going to FLIP THE FUCK OUT for being labeled an abuser from this PYSCHO TWAT! Michelle tells Lydia how "that is fucking bullshit" for Jessie to do that to more innocent sweet baby talking Lydia. You see Lydia got these bruises when she and Jessie wrestled the night of the fights. Lydia was part of it and never told Jessie to stop or "you're hurting me".

Now here begins the Russell paranoid about Michelle again. You see last night they talk about some brain & rat science shit and when Russell went inside and Chima came out asking Michelle what they talked about Michelle said they were talking about sexual problems. Chima is suddenly under the impression that Russell is having "erection problems" which gives Chima more fuel for her personal attacks on him. Remember Russell still has no idea Chima has called him a "terrorist" and told Big Brother that Russell is going to do a "bomb scare". Yes she really went far. WOW!

So anyways Russell is working out on the eplicital-whatever the fuck that this is next to the couches and out comes Michelle. She jokes about Chima being mad at her for talking to Russell and how she told Chima they were talking about sexual dysfuctions last night. Russell is quick to say "no we weren't". Michelle admits to how they weren't but laughs about it all. Michelle is informed she said the same thing to Jeff and Michelle laughs that it was a "joke" and says "sorry".

Russell is honest with about how he wants to trust her but then can't with actions like that. Simple actions where she is lying about nothing. Michelle basically flaps her arms up in the air like a "so what" motion and just says "well".

Jeff comes outside and watches them talk. He tells her he's not "mad" about it but how it is "not right". She laughed when she talked about how she told Chima but keeps saying how it was a joke and how she's "sorry" saying "okay, no more jokes". He just can't understand why she would make up a lie over nothing when they wern't even talking about game. But I see it as Michelle trying to cover up her "smarts" chat with Russell over her job and science shit.

Russell tells Jeff outside how he and Michelle were talking about "medical procedures" and medial experiments with rats and monkeys and brains shit. Jeff doesn't understand why Michelle would lie about that but I see it. She doesn't want people to know she's talking about smart shit.

Big Brother calls Russell to get his battery changed. He goes inside, grabs a new one and talks to Jeff in the kitchen about Michelle's "excuses" and how she handled the situation. Russell is straight not trusting Michelle in a matter of 48 hours. Russell tries to tell Jeff how "brillant" she is and how she is a "doctor" and Jeff doesn't believe Michelle is "brillant". THEN WHO IS JEFF, YOUR DUMMY GIRLFRIEND JORDAN?

Jeff doesn't believe Michelle is "brillant" and keeps talking about her moves being "stupid". Even though Jeff told Michelle he believes her about the "green room" chat that he tells Russell that who knows if she's lying about that. Remember the "green room" chat is the LIE Jessie and Natalie came up with how Michelle was the one this week that tried to save Ronnie. Stupid lie but it works with paranoid Russell. Jeff then tells Russell "you're all paranoid and shit" and Russell is quick to defend himself saying "no I'm not".

Minutes later Russell goes and finds Jessie and Natalie in the Bike room and is quick to talk a mile a minute about Michelle. He's BACK to lying about his conversations in the house. He is quick to tell them that Michelle ADMITTED to lying to Chima upstairs in the HOH room the morning after Monday night's fights. LIE! How Michelle said she would keep Russell here in the game and how she could convince Jeff and Jordan and how they are "easy",

Russell then goes on to talk about how Michelle lied to Chima about them talking about sexual problems and how Russell has them. All agree that Michelle is saying shit like that to "plant" things in people's heads. Now Russell is using this moment to prove he's not a liar from Monday night, that Michelle is actually the one that twists things around and changes stories and facts to fuck with people, not him, when really IT IS HIM and not her!

What's more funny is last night Michelle and Russell talked about how they are "good" with each other again. Michelle does say "as long as you don't fuck me over" that they are good. YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT because Michelle you're soon to being back to all alone again.

After Russell leaves Jessie believes Russell because he hates Michelle and really wanted her out week 3 over Casey.

Later in the day Russell talks with Ronnie. He tells him how Michelle has a PhD and is smart as shit. Ronnie is unaware and now knows Michelle is smarter than him. He is quick to try to fight to stay by telling Russell how Michelle is "getting her way" this week and how Russell should get Jeff or Jordan to vote to keep him this week and to take out Lydia making Michelle's head spin. Russell thinks about the idea. Ronnie also tells Russell that he HAS Chima, Jessie and Natalie's vote. WHAT? But I suspect Ronnie only did this to show Russell that the votes are there to keep him if need be.

Later Natalie talks with Chima in the bathroom downstairs about what's going on. She is trying to show Chima how Michelle is the "real" liar of the house. Chima just can't believe Russell and Natalie tries to prove that Michelle is the "liar" of the house and how she believes Russell. Chima is finding it hard to believe it. Chima says "how about we don't believe either one of them and put them both up". Chima is back to not giving a fuck what Michelel says and wanting Russell out and how if anything comes from Russell's mouth that she doesn't believe it.

Outside Jordan, Lydia, Kevin, Michelle and Jeff talks about Ronnie having the mystery power and how the other people inside are starting all the lying and the shit. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW that Lydia is the biggest shit starter of them all.

Back inside Natalie, Russell and Jessie talk in the storage room. About how Chima is not listening to how Michelle is lying, when she isn't. Russell's new angle is "I got played" by Michelle. Jessie is mad that Chima isn't "buying it". Jessie suggests to have a house meeting and to call out Michelle. THIS IS SOMETHING JESSIE WANTS really bad. Russell hopes Jeff will step up and help Russell but Jessie is quick to say he won't and how he "doesn't want blood on his hands".

Natalie then tries to talk to Chima again and how Michelle was lying about everything and how Russell wasn't and how this meeting won't change things between her and Russell personally. Chima then says how she wants to "kick her ass" about Michelle and how they have to hold her back! WHOA!

Over in the kitchen area Russell is gathering the whole house. They slowly, SLOWLY gather together. Everyone is there. Russell says how he doesn't care about the game and how his time is "up" next week because of the Monday night fights.

OH MAN this house meeting just started a whole other amount of fights and confrontations. Russell basically labeled Michelle to be a liar in the house and how he is innocent of the lie that started Monday night's fights. Chima chimes in on how she believes Michelle over Russell because of the things "people" have told her. She also calls out Michelle on playing both sides. Michelle denies it and Natalie is quick to jump on "you're playing both sides" angle.

They get in a screaming match about how "yes you are" and "no I'm not" playing both sides. Jessie tries to pull her back by her sweatshirt and then Michelle screams how Jessie and Natalie are running the "whole fucking house". Jessie gives this "come the fuck on" look. Lydia is the first to walk out of the meeting. She doesn't want to deal with this and I don't give a fuck why she doesn't want to deal with this.

Now Kevin is told be say what he said in regards about Michelle telling him that she would put up Jeff and Jessie. She admits to naming Jeff but not Jessie. Natalie says that Kevin is the one that told me that was what you said and Kevin doesn't want to talk or say ANYTHING. He tries to walk away with Natalie and Michelle's word against each other.

Now remember when Jessie told Russell that Jeff wouldn't back you up and would want to keep his hands blood free. Well when Jeff was asked to speak up during the house meeting he wanted to stay out of it. I'm sure this had to piss off Russell. But then Jeff did reveal what Michelle said in the morning about lying about the chat she and Russell had last night. But Jeff also told Michelle how he wasn't trying to "call you out or nothing".

Russell also apologizes to Ronnie and Chima for the fights and calling Ronnie a rat when now he knows Michelle is the rat of the house. Michelle can't believe what is happening. As the house separates into other rooms Russell again tries to corner Chima in the bathroom about their personal beef and wants to talk to her later to squash it. I guess she agrees to talk later.

Jeff in the kitchen makes some kind of comment about the house meeting not being "fair" and walks towards the back bedroom with Michelle following close by. She asks Jeff point blank what the fuck is going on and he tells her he's out of it and not to fucking mention his name. He walks back the other way leaving Michelle shocked.

Outside Jeff and Jordan talk. Jeff is obviously pissed at Michelle for naming him to someone else and believes she is lying about many things in the house. He also still believes Ronnie is the rat of the house. Russell apologizes for bringing Jeff into the house meeting but Jeff is fine with it.

Inside Kevin is getting confronted by Michelle, Natalie and Jessie now about what exactly did Michelle say when she said she wanted Jeff and Jessie up. He keeps backtracking and trying to divert the question to another situation but everyone tries to bring it the fuck back to Kevin. Kevin keeps saying how Lydia was there too and to ask her, why him? Natalie then says BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SAID IT!

He still doesn't answer and leaves the bathroom. Minutes later Jessie and Natalie are in the Red bedroom with Kevin and Lydia. He has been TRYING to get Kevin to admit that either he's lying about Michelle or did she infact say those names. Chima joins them along with Michelle and Jordan. Kevin FINALLY admits he lied about what Michelle said. How he "assumed" she was after Jessie. That he "fucked" up and lied about what Michelle said. She does though admit to naming Jeff but never Jessie. She also admitted she was lying to them to throw them off but that's was when everyone attacked her for playing both sides openly.

Kevin tried to get it out there how Jessie was "talking down to him" when he really wasn't, he was just frustrated why it took Kevin so long to admit this. Then Chima, Natalie and Jessie try to OPEN Kevin's eyes that Lydia has been throwing you under the bus. He claims to be aware of it but he has put it in his head how Jessie "baited" them both to throw each other under the bus! WHAT?

Kevin just can't believe Lydia would intentionally throw him under the bus. He feels she was tricked into doing it. Chima can't believe this. She and Natalie point out how she walks away from everything. I did forget to mention that Lydia was there most of the time and ended up leaving when the Chess analogy came up.

Basically Jessie said how he knew Kevin was the one responsible for the Chess analogy and how Lydia blamed it all on Kevin when others try to blame it on Lydia. Kevin admits that he talked with Casey about the Chess analogy and how Jessie and Natalie were the "king and queen" pieces and everyone else was a pawn. He meant it supposely because that week they had HOH and how the analogy was meant for that week, not the entire game, when really it was meant for the entire game. LIAR.

Then Natalie chimes in how Lydia told them that how when her and Jessie were three steps ahead in the "chess" game that Kevin was four steps ahead. Lydia gets up and YELLS at a laughing Natalie the exact quote but how it really was the same thing but with words twisted around and then gets up and leaves threatening to hurt Natalie physically.

This was another example Chima brought up how Lydia runs from every confrontation. Kevin just isn't buying the "Lydia will turn on me" game angle. She is and she's only using you until she no longer needs you IDIOT.

Later Michelle goes outside and sees Jeff. He tries to make small talk with her and she remembers what he told her earlier and tells him how she doesn't want to talk to him. She goes back inside and Jeff yells back how he doesn't want to talk to her either. OUCH!

Jeff ends up following Michelle inside to find out why she isn't talking to him and she says she doesn't want to talk in front of Russell who I guess was outside too. Jeff is trying to be cool with Michelle, it seems he still wants Michelle on his side probably because she wins shit.

Later inside Jeff is sitting down in the Red room, Jessie and Natalie, Kevin and Chima and Michelle & Jordan are also there. They are forever talking with Kevin as Kevin tries to pin things on Jessie and Natalie and vice versa. BORING. Jeff then brings up the Green Room chat and who is telling the truth on that, Michelle or Jessie & Natalie? Mostly Natalie and Michelle argue the other side is guilty of lying and neither back down. It's left that you still have no idea who's lying and you are just suppose to come to your own conclusion. But Michelle then admits like a dumbass how she "probably doesn't remember" the chat.

At one point Michelle gets up saying "I'm done" and Jeff tries to calm her down but she's pointing at Natalie how she never was in the Green room having a chat to save Ronnie. Natalie keeps harping that she did, this is all lie. Jeff wants to know why everyone is yelling but Michelle makes it known she is "mad" at Natalie for that lie. Somehow, like Big Brother house can only do, they end up laughing.

Kevin also tells Natalie that even though he doesn't believe them about Lydia and how this "may be my downfall" he will just stick to Lydia's side no matter what. IDIOT! Lydia is sick of hearing this and pulls him outside. Lydia outisde is quick to say how she "fucking hates Natalie". Lydia is sooo stressed that everyone is throwing her under the bus about all the times when she threw Kevin under the bus endless amounts of time. Lydia is stressing because she has no idea what was talked about.

Kevin tells her that he believes her and believes she did throw him under the bus because she was either tricked to, baited to and/or just did it to protect their 2 person alliance. She talks about hating everyone in the house and only liking Kevin, her "true friend". LAUGH OUT LOUD! All I need is for Jeff and Jordan to tell Kevin how they have an example of her throwing Kevin under the bus to them and how there was no reason to but that she just did it to protect only herself. I saw that happen in the Pool room and I know Lydia threw Kevin under the bus to Jeff and Jordan. Once they tell Kevin this his entire Big Brother world will just shattered all around him.

OOHHH SHIT WE JUST GOT A BOMBSHELL DROPPED IN THE POOL ROOM! Lydia is packing her bags and crying as she tries to gather votes to keep her in. Michelle and Jordan are both there and she tells them how she "physically wanted to really hurt myself and how the producers told her that if she did they would have to remove her from the house". Then we get the feeds cut off! WHOA!

Lydia uses this story to get a hug from Jordan which she gets and Michelle hugs her and tells her that this "gives me more of a reason to keep you". As long as Lydia pushes how much she hates Natalie then Michelle will vote to keep her because she now hates Natalie. Jordan leaves outside to join most of the house who's having fun.

Inside Lydia's tears MAGICALLY GO AWAY as she talks with Michelle knowing she has the votes to stay this week. Her fucking tears are literally GONE! Is she the "wizard" this week? LOL!

Wednesday August 5th Part 2

Later in the night Jessie and Lydia have a dsyfunctional banter back and forth in the Bike room. She wants to be left alone since they are supposely fighting and he just wants to sleep in there. She brings up how he's leaving "marks" and "bruises" on her, he says you left one on me on my rib and how he didn't make a big deal out of it. She talks about him wanting to make herself "cut" herself and how she wants to do it now and show it to him. The feeds get CUT and when they come back Jessie is talking to the Bike Room camera wondering if we "heard that".

Lydia and Jessie both leave the Bike room and then both come back in at the same time. They continue their insults and rants back and forth. He acts like he doesn't care but he does. Same with her. She at one point smears peanut butter on his face to force him to leave the room to wash his face. He wipes it off with his hand and uses the blanket to clean himself.

She even at one point gets over his body and points down but soon then she retreats back to her side of the couch as she tries to make her stupid points over his stupid points. She is just really loving this attention from him. He starts to play with her and soon they are interrupted.

The backyard lockdown is over and Kevin sees a switch panel on a pedestal and he RUNS as fast as he can to go hit it probably thinking if he hits it first that he'll be the "wizard". But this kicks off the phone messages playing all night long. A song is one of those messages about them kissing and making up and Jessie rolls over and kisses Lydia on the neck. He forces a smile out of her.

The song talks about them being friends forever and soon they are friends again. She's back to her baby talk and loves him like "this" but she doesn't like the other side of Jessie. He says other people are in her ear telling her this crap about him and he's not there to defend himself.

The messages are playing every 15 minutes. One is funny mentioning for the people in the house to look at the person to the right of you, then to the left of you and how they are BOTH LIARS. Later there's one that is an annoying song about being annoying and it is pretty funny. Jessie also told some people to listen to every word because this is going to be the HOH competition.

Finally Lydia gets called into the Diary Room and Jessie mocks her telling her "I bet cha" and she flicks him off on her way out. I did forget to mention that at one point during this long as conversation between them that Natalie was standing at the end of the hallway trying to listen in on them and at another few times later, when the door was open, that Kevin was pacing back and forth to see how and why they were chatting. FUCK YOU KEVIN, you can't stop Jessie and Lydia.

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August 3, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 4 Part 2, Including Fight Night!

GuyTVBlog.com Feed Updates Sunday August 2nd through Monday August 3rd Part 2 | Fight Night!

Sunday August 2nd

Midnight passes as Michelle and Russell have bonded. Russell tells Michelle how he only trust Jeff and Jordan in this house and now her. She love the foursome of them and how they all trust each other. Russell reveals a "secret" to her about how Casey and him had a Final 2 deal on day 1, week 1. But everyone knew about it thanks to Laura's mouth after Casey told her. Here we find out the real reason why Russell wanted Casey out, Casey went against Russell who wanted out Braden and then outed their final 2 deal to Laura of all people.

They talk for what seems like an hour or two and Michelle and him both bash Ronnie. Russell even offers to verbally attack Ronnie for her if he bothers her. She says how she moved of the Pool room to get away from him. She's done with Ronnie. There's no hope for Ronnie. After the forever ending talk she leaves.

Russell then talks with Lydia and Jessie immediatly about his talk with Michelle of course leaving certain parts out. Just before this talk Jessie and Natalie agree to "cut their losses" with either Michelle and Ronnie. Russell then calls out her game about how she isn't really with anyone and will jump back and forth every week to be that deciding vote that people will use to get others out of the house. Jessie calls that Dan's game from last year but really Dan had an alliance of Keesha, Renny and Memphis to help him to the final 2.

Now the conversation moves to Kevin and his game and how they all hate his game play of "piggy backing" on others to get furhter and how he delivers "one question" to get information out of you but gives nothing back.

Russell plays off his talk with Michelle as something boring when really it was mostly game play and bonding. Jessie and Natalie have no idea how well Russell and Michelle are together in this game now. Funny thing is Michelle told Jeff and Jordan she doesn't trust Russell yet now she does. She really is Bipolar. She actually said she was to Kevin last night.

Ohh back to Kevin's grape eating thing. Natalie is the one that caught Kevin eating grapes. Jessie says "he was pounding them" down his throat. All three can't believe Big Brother don't do anything about it. They all want Kevin to get SOMETHING for doing that. And so far Kevin has gotten nothing. What the fuck is Big Brother waiting for? Kevin ate a fucking chip in the HOH and now grapes, more than ONE! You create rules and warn how they will be broken something will happen and when they are broken, NOTHING HAPPENS.

But then people argue how Jessie and Natalie sleep in the Bike room during the day and how Big Brother at first were picking at them for doing just that but now just let them get away with it since Kevin is getting away with eating food while he's suppose to be on SLOP.

LOL! Around 2:30am Ronnie wakes up and comes out into the kitchen to tell Kevin about his bedroom scare. How there was this ambient light behind one of the 2 way mirrors and how he say a camera and all the hallway stuff, the camera aimed directly at him. Kinda creepy feeling. Like what if there is no one running the show anymore. A computer took over and are doing all the cameras. CREEPY!

Michelle and Natalie talk about the POV ceremony in the bathroom. Michelle says she will keep the nominations the same. Natalie agrees and how had she won she wouldn't change it either. BULLSHIT! Michelle does like that no one else has to go up if POV isn't used.

They're talk moves to Ronnie. Michelle pushes how she doesn't want Ronnie to be in the jury house and how she knows Ronnie WON'T vote for her if she makes final 2. Michelle pushes her point how she wants Ronnie out but gently, she does it very gently with soft spoken words and whispers. Natalie also did mention she and Jessie did talk about "cutting their losses" with Ronnie. Michelle also understands how Jessie losses Ronnie would hurt him in the game and she's sorry for that.

Michelle basically says we can get through to the next week if YOU win HOH and JUST PLAY HARD. Natalie pushes how Ronnie has fought for his side as Michelle downplays Ronnie's HOH win by "flipping a button". Michelle says "if I left him in the house" how he would come after her. Michelle doesn't see a "grudge" against her from Lydia. Natalie pushes for Ronnie to stay every which way she can but Michelle listens and just keeps going back to Ronnie leaving. FORGET IT NATALIE!

Ohhhh! Michelle tells Natalie that she WON'T put up Natalie or Jessie next week. Again she doesn't have to, Jeff will with his new power at the end of week 5. Michelle says how it is not "fair" to prolong Ronnie in the house to keep him as a target in front of you. WHAT BITCH? You keep Ronnie to force whoever has Coup d'etat to use it to get Ronnie out next week!

Natalie finally pushes her last card, how "we won't have the numbers next week". Little does Natalie know that Michelle's numbers are just fine. It's Natalie's numbers that Michelle just doesn't give a fuck about. They carry this conversation as Ronnie is in the kitchen talking with whoever is over there.

Ronnie goes to the bathroom where Michelle and Natalie were talking. Michelle leaves and Natalie is quick to tell Ronnie that Michelle is NOT keeping him and how she doesn't trust Ronnie and doesn't see her playing this game with him any longer. Ronnie is quickly pissed but realizes his game is OVER.

Ronnie talks with Natalie about how he is okay with leaving if he does go. He is quick to bad mouth Michelle and how she "won't make it to the final 2 without me". He also wants to THREATEN Michelle about how if she doesn't keep him that she will make "3 new enemies". Ronnie wants to throw it in Michelle's face how she won't make final 2 without him. UM, YEAH, REAL SMART! She tells Ronnie to go talk to Russell, his last hope. She says to mention nothing about what she told him.

Downstairs in the bathroom Kevin sits like a little bitch and talks to Michelle. He tries to pull information about what Natalie said to her about Ronnie. Michelle holds her cards tight and only reveals how she wants Ronnie out. She doesn't rat out Jessie, Natalie or Chima to Kevin. Kevin lays like a cat bitch in heat and how Ronnie is doing this and that. Michelle calls Ronnie a douche bag and Kevin just believes everything Russell says, how Russ told Kevin that Ronnie wanted him and Michelle on the block this week had he won. WRONG! Kevin believes anything.

I swear if you tell Kevin Obama is White, this fucker will believe it! Kevin high fives Michelle saying "thank God" how Ronnie is officially going home. How he is safe with no fear that he's going up on the block.

Upstairs Ronnie pleads and kinda cries talking about how he wants Jeff and Jordan out and not Russell. Russell listens Ronnie out and expects this from Ronnie. Ronnie names his alliance, him, Jessie, Chima, Natalie, Russell and himself. He keeps pushing how his "loyalites" are always to his true alliance. Notice how he doesn't name Michelle in this.

Russell says "you have made some good points" and how he will "marinate" on what he has said. WOW. Russell apologizes for "blowing up" on him or anyone else in the house and how "no one deserves it". Ronnie talks about him being "shunned" story again and how the house hates him is kinda like it. Russell gets up out of his bed slowly and walks up towards the door to basically, without actually doing it, pushing Ronnie out the door.

As Ronnie leaves Russell barely, ever so slightly shakes his head in a "no" position as he gets back into bed. He never does any motion in hatred towards Ronnie and doesn't say anything about how he's still going home. He is actually "marinating" on it. Yes he has no vote this week BUT he could get in Michelle's head to keep Ronnie but then again who knows if Michelle could be swayed again. Kevin and Michelle keep talking downstairs in the bathroom and I could just give a shit about them.

Natalie and Jessie go into the HOH quick and Russell is still moving forward with the plan to evict Ronnie. How he gave Ronnie the chance at least to play POV, not backdoored. It's done. The talk about Kevin downstairs talking with Michelle about "trying to rally the troops" for next week. Russell then talks about Lydia trying to get Russell to turn on Jessie and Natalie. This is his seed to sick Jessie and Natalie on Lydia and not him. Russell's game is so see through.

WOW! Around 4 in the morning Ronnie talks to Michelle outside on the couches about his fate in the game. How he knows by her "body language" that she doesn't want him. He even pulls the tatic of how she won't make it far without him. STUPID MOVE RONNIE! Michelle gets to a point after some minutes pass that she doesn't want to hear it anymore. Something about how Ronnie wouldn't even say about him being in an "alliance". She gets up from the couches and just walks away fast saying "I'm done".

Michelle is just TIRED of giving Ronnie home. She doesn't care anymore if Ronnie leaves now. She's just done with him and wants him out TODAY! Both go to bed.

And then something happens. Michelle is laying in her bed in the Red room, eyes wide open, her face with this "look" on it that almost shows regret with her talk with Ronnie. She's just got this concerned face. She's not smiling, just laying there with her forehead brow scrunched up and deep in thought. She lays awake listening to people in the kitchen, Jessie.

When Jessie, Natalie and Jeff come into the room Michelle is quick to hide her face unde rthe blanket to go to sleep. Interesting...

What's this? 4:30 am and Michelle is back up and moving around the house. Natalie and Jessie are in the Bike room softly trash Michelle for being "stupid" in wanting Ronnie out and making yourself a target with Ronnie gone. Michelle moves past them as the Bike room door is open. She goes into the tiolet room and I don't know, takes a shit for all I know.

Michelle passes the Bike room on her way back to her bed and she's back to bed. I give up. What the hell is her Bipolar mind thinking now?

Sunday August 2nd Part 2

Morning has come and gone. Let's play KETCHUP! Kevin has been given an extra day of slop for eating grapes. THAT'S IT? Whatevas. Chima talks with Michelle who tells her she is not using POV and wants to send Ronnie home. Ronnie is still pissed off with Michelle for not keeping him but what can he do except bitch and complain about it.

Ronnie has also been caught in yet another lie. Something about his chat with Russell last night, regarding Russell supposely telling Ronnie how it was a "mistake" to nominate him. This is a LIE and Ronnie is spreading it to I guess set up Russell for next week. Russell finds out about it and is pissed but doesn't feel the need to go AWF on Ronnie, just yet at least. He does vent his anger in the kitchen hoping Ronnie can hear, something about not wanting Ronnie's phone number or talking to him after the show. WHO CARES! Russell hates Ronnie. OLD FUCKING NEWS.

Later Russell has grown even more tired of Chima and vice versa. Another woman is involved that started Chima vs Russell, a woman from the POV competition. As the day's tension builds Chima is ready to go AWF on Russell for being sooo paranoid in the house and creating his own lies and afraid people are going to "compare notes" and discover him out as another Ronnie. She's fed up with his bullshit and basically how he can go around and talk to who he wants yet no one else can talk because they are "scheming".

Natalie and Jessie try to calm Chima down in the Pool room as she vents about Russell with Ronnie there. They tell her not to go AWF on him and to just drop it. She says if he even tries to confront her for just talking to Ronnie she will go AWF. Jessie and Natalie tell her that for her not to go on Ronnie's sinking ship, they say this in front of Ronnie. Jessie apologizes to Ronnie how they tried to do everything they could to save him but that he's leaving. Minutes later everyone is outside, except for Ronnie just talking and having fun.

Later Russell goes outside and ready to go AWF on everyone. Russell and Jeff and Jordan are trying to figure what's going on inside and their PARANOIA IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL. Russell doesn't trust Michelle, Jeff feeds Russell how Jessie working to keep Ronnie and going against Russell and Russell buys into it. Jordan tries to say how Jessie isn't after Russell and Jeff gets pissed at that plus how Jordan defended Casey to Lydia when Lydia was trying to trash Casey and how Lydia was pissed AWF at Jordan for taking Casey's side over hers.

Jeff tells Jordan why defend him when he's out of the game. Jordan takes Jeff's verbal beating on how he wants her to EXACTLY PLAY THE WAY HE WANTS because Jeff feels like if loses this game is now because of Jordan's mouth.

Russell heads inside trying to see what's going on. Chima, Kevin, Natalie are in the bathroom having fun, laughing. He's looking for Jessie. Jessie is in the Have Not bedromo with Lydia while Ronnie is in his bed in his bedroom alone. Michelle is in the Diary Room. Russell goes back outside and talks about hating Chima and then goes back inside to look for Jessie. Russell creeps around the Red bedroom and listens to the doors, opens the Pool room and only sees Ronnie. He then heads upstairs and goes into his HOH bedroom.

Jordan continues to talk to Michelle outside about how Jessie is trying to get Michelle to use POV to have Jeff backdoored. WHAT THE FUCK? Jordan doesn't know what the fuck is going on anymore. Michelle is half drunk and just bitching about how Jessie should win his own POV. Jordan keeps pushing Jessie this and that. Michelle laughs about Jessie going up and home. Jordan talks about how "bitter" Jessie is about last season.

Jordan's problem with this game is she READS too much into FUCKING NOTHING. She talks about how "Jessie gave you this LOOK" and "Natalie is walking around the kitchen, something she doesn't do". WHAT THE FUCK BITCH? Shut the hell up you stupid bitch. This bitch says how any people she sees talking from a distance are automatically "scheming". And what's this TWAT doing outside right now? SCHEMING OUTSIDE WITH MICHELLE AND JEFF. I just fucking can't with Jordan's STUPID ASS GAME PLAY.

Jordan also admitted to Lydia earlier during that Casey defense how SHE as the one who teamed up with Laura to keep Braden. I can't wait until Chima finds this out because Jordan BLAMED it on Ronnie alone and LIED about it. This bitch loves to fault Ronnie for lying but this bitch's week 1 lie is about to be exposed in due time.

All of this drama tonight started with Michelle talking to Chima and how Russell and Jeff suddenly felt they couldn't trust Michelle feeling she would be swaying in ONE CONVERSATION, which is how it usually happens in the house but still. Michelle told Jeff and Jordan that no one swayed her and that Ronnie is still going home. Everyone is just scared of Michelle using POV and saving Ronnie or saving Lydia and someone getting backdoored.

Monday August 3rd

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS CAST TODAY? Russell's paranoia is even further out of control. Jeff and Jordan suddenly don't trust Russell thinking he either wants Ronnie to stay, backdoor Jeff but couldn't since Michelle won POV, scared Michelle will turn on them, and then Russell is freaking out about Michelle because "I can't READ HER" shit, Russell last night was laying down on the HOH 2nd floor rug area in front of his room listening to people's conversations... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS DOUCHE BAG ALLIANCE?

Michelle will be the only one that comes out of that fucked up alliance a winner. As for other people in the house Chima and Russell are growing more of a hatred for each other. Russell suddenly thinks Chima is jealous and considers him as her "boyfriend" in the house. She only sees him as a man friend in the house. She's pissed because Russell is lying to her about this and that and how she can't trust him anymore.

Ronnie even told Chima that once he's gone that Russell won't have anyone to blame his lies on anymore. That Russell will be the new Ronnie in the house. In another part of the house Jessie and Natalie are trying to separate from each other and mingle into the house. Jessie tries to befriend Jordan in case she gets the Coup d'etat.

Jessie has flat out told people that he believes either Jordan or Jeff will get the "wizard" power, that's what they are calling it in the house. And I almost forgot about Crazy Ass Lydia. She and Russell got into it. Russell called her out about her laying low and loosing on purpose. She thinks he's a douche bag and a liar. She and Russell now hate each other.

You see that's the problem with today. Everyone is just turning on each other for the stupdiest reasons and there's nothing worth reporting that could be "game changing". It's just a weird day. Everyone in the house keeps telling everyone else how "weird" today is in the house.

4:20pm rolls around and Russell's paranoia continues upstairs with Michelle in the HOH room. Russell is pissed that Chima is accusing of him lying behind his back. Michelle then mentions how Chima is upset how Russell lied about that infamous Pool room chat and her chat with Ronnie last night. Michelle just lets Russell vent and inserts "yeah" and "mmhmmm" and "yarhay" and other weird noise words that make no sense.

Russell claims Lydia is trying to get him and Chima to fight. He insults Chima about feeling "threatened" and he says to Michelle, "you can trust me or you can not trust me, whatever". Michelle tells him that she trusts him "100 percent". Russell says Chima is now jealous of his friendship with Michelle. She says she just talked to Chima and how she was sick of Chima complaining and bitching about things.

Michelle is now aware of the LIE Jessie and Natalie made up about her wanting to keep Ronnie and how she was the one that wanted to fuck Russell over. She blows it off and now is shocked that Chima too is trying to blame any plan of saving Ronnie on her when really it was Jessie and Natalie who tried anything and everything to save Ronnie. When they couldn't they tried to set up Michelle to be a target next week. Russell is of course paranoid as usual and tries to find out what he considers the truth from asking Michelle question after question.

Michelle laughs about the accusation she has pinned on her. She don't care, she's safe this week no matter what. Not even the "wizard" power can fuck her. Russell won't let the Chima shit go. Michelle JUST TOLD HIM how Chima doesn't stop complaining and Russell won't stop now. Russell now believes Michelle is telling the truth.. to some extent and wonders what the motive is for lying to him about Michelle. GEE I DON'T KNOW DUMBFUCK, maybe it's the same intention of when you lied about that infamous Pool room chat with Lydia, Kevin and Ronnie.

Michelle doesn't help the situation when she says she doesn't remember who said what and when she had certain conversations. Russell tries to gently call her out about her jumping sides and she denies doing that, how she's on his side now. Russell considers Lydia "worthless" in this game. Russell says Jessie, Natalie and Chima are all "mad" at him for putting up Ronnie and he claims to not care yet he keeps harping on it. This is another reason why Russell is scared because he didn't want to be stuck on one side of the house, he always wants to jump ship all the time. HA HA! Fuck you Russell, you're stuck on one side now.

Michelle is shocked that Lydia would put up Russell. Russell explains in his own mental shitfucked world that he made her feel "small" because Russell claims he has outsmarted Lydia with his "intelligence" and "words" rather than "yelling at her". Russell claims he's not "dumb". Um.. okay dummy. Michelle continues her "yeah" and "rahhhya" and "hmmmmm mmmh" shit mixed with forced giggles and random doses of game talk.

Downstairs Chima, Natalie and Jessie talk about Michelle staying upstairs talking with Ronnie, or "scheming" with him. Chima says "fucking bitch" about Michelle. Chima claims how Russell "doesn't even like her". Yeah, Chima is a little bit jealous. Russell has it bad for Jordan who doesn't give him the time of day. So it's just a never ending cycle of these houseguests all liking someone who doesn't like them and likes someone else. Oh My God this day in the house sucks.

Oh yeah POV ceremony came and went and Michelle didn't use it and all this paranoia I wrote about happened AFTER that POV ceremony. Jeff, Jordan, Michelle and Russell will never work. One of them will turn on each other sooner than later.

Monday August 3rd Part 2 | Fight Night!

Okay, LOADS TO COVER HERE. Before we get to the fights let's get you caught up on how the fights started.

Real Quick. Chima and Russell are made at each other for stupid reasons regarding Russell's lies in the game and Chima's "girlfriend" behaviour towards him and telling everyone in the house how Russell is a liar. Michelle, who teamed up with Russell, is being LIED about from Jessie and Natalie about how she herself wanted to keep Ronnie and go against Russell but supposely how Jessie and Natalie told her no and that they wouldn't go against Russell. This is all a lie. It was Jessie and Natalie who wanted to keep Ronnie and tried to sway Michelle who figured out she didn't want Ronnie and told them she had no interest in keeping Ronnie BUT the girl did at first tell them that she was still down with the "plan" to keep Ronnie but then backtracked and decided against it.

Now Remember Russell and Ronnie had secret quick meetings in the HOH and storage room all last week. Well Kevin did see Russell and Ronnie have a storage room meeting and told everyone and then later approached Russell and Ronnie separately about their meeting to which they both denied ever happening. Kevin feels he caught Ronnie in an absolute lie when Ronnie goes around boasting how he's never lied except for that one vote during week one.

What else... fuck it, let's get to the fights.

Michelle told Russell outside something to the effect how Chima COULD come after him and possibly backdoor him. Now if you tell Russell this he will make it into something bigger than what it is. Her intent, according to her, was just to speculate what could happen since Chima and Russell were not getting along all day today and yesterday.

Russell goes and tells Jessie and Natalie about what Michelle said and they tell him she's lying to approach Chima and just to squash whatever they have. Russell goes up to the HOH room and tells Natalie to get Chima. She does and Chima is already in a bad fucking mood. She goes upstairs and the talk starts off simple. Are you after me and going to backdoor me. Chima says no. He tells her what Michelle said and other small things and Chima wants to bring up Michelle to call her out and see who's really lying.

At first Russell wants to get out everything he wants to say but Chima wants Michelle up there. She wants her up in the HOH now! Chima gets a sense Russell doesn't want Michelle up there but he agrees to bring her up. Michelle goes up and it begins. Michelle is quick to deny saying how she said Chima wanted Russell backdoored. Russell is SHOCKED and can't believe Michelle is "lying". She then admits that she speculated about it but didn't say that is a fact and how Russell is twisting it around.

Chima is already aware of Russell twisting words and basically calls him out on it. Russell tries to direct his comments on Michelle and how she only gives up information "when cornered" and says how Michelle said Chima wanted all the girls to together to get out all the guys. Michelel again denies this. Michelle flat out calls Russell "neurotic" and "paranoid" and Russell puts it back on Michelle as "backtracking" her words. She accusses Russell of wanting to "start trouble".

Now the Lie about Michelle going into the Bike room to tell Jessie and Natalie about keeping Ronnie is brought up. Michelle again denies it and Chima is just unaware of it. Again another denial from Michelle that is getting under Russell's skin. Russell then tells Michelle how he's no longer talking to her "because all you do is fucking lie" and she comes back with how she's "not a liar".

Russell wants to leave the room and Michelle gets upset how she is not lying about this. Russell wants to grab Jessie and Natalie to call out Michelle but then Chima starts to point out how Russell wants to pin Michelle as a liar when infact he is the liar and how he only cares about himself.

Russell tells them both to "get out" and calls them "dumbasses" to which both girls are not happy about. Russell is on the balcony trying to get Natalie to point out Michelle as a liar but Chima is screaming for everyone not to listen to Russell because he's a liar. This is when the 1st Fight starts.

She then yells how she believes Michelle over him and everyone downstairs is watching. I think Jessie is outside with Jeff. Jordan is sitting at the dining room table, Kevin and Natalie are in the kitchen, Ronnie is somewhere in a room, Lydia is somewhere. So Russell is warned by Chima to stay up in the HOH room for 2 fucking days and he gets up in her face at the top of the stairs. She screams for him to get out of her fucking face but he doesn't back down. Michelle even pathetically yells out from behind Chima for Russell to get out of Chima's "fucking face". As Michelle heads down the stairs she calls Russell an "asshole" while Russell threatens to follow Chima downstairs.

Both tell each other how they are full of shit and then Chima screams how Russell is the "fucking rat" of the house. Russell tells her as they walk down that just because "you yell doesn't make you right" and she is quick to throw it right back to him telling him to follow his own advice.

Now mostly everyone is outside and Chima is quick to head outside to tell everyone how Russell is lying to everyone about everything. Russell follows her outside to defend himself. As they argue Jessie, Lydia and Ronnie watch from the pool table, Kevin & Natalie are at the door way. Both keep up the "you're full of shit" banter and usually fight "stop talking" crap.

Chima then takes it too far by going after Russell's "fucked up ears". You see Russell's ears are a bit messed up from his fighting days, those wrestler ears that are swollen. Michelle is outside too and tries to gently guide Chima inside. Kevin is at the door and closes it as Russell makes a crack about Chima's age and to "act your age".

She flips back around as Natalie and Michelle try to take her further in the house with Jordan watching from the dining room table. Chima is ready to attack back but Kevin holds the door shut separating the two. Inside Michelle tells Jordan how Russell is trying to "start trouble" and turning her and Chima "against each other". Michelle says Russell is "full of shit".

As they walk fast to the back rooms Michelle calls Russell an "asshole" again and tells Chima "I'm fucking sorry" and is quick to hug her while they walk together to the back bedrooms. Outside Russell sits on the backyard couches and just sits keeping to himself.

Natalie moves back and forth inside and outside talking to Russell and the others inside. She's trying to be the middle "man" between everyone. She tells Russell outside how she is targeting Michelle next week and LIES about Michelle is lying about the "keeping Ronnie" thing. Natalie then talks to Michelle in the Pool room about Russell's epic lie about the infamous Pool room chat with Lydia, Kevin and Ronnie. She never believed Russell and figured it was all a lie. Michelle thinks Ronnie and Russell are working together based on their secret meetings that everyone knows about.

Over in the Bike room Chima talks to Jeff and Jordan about what's happened with Russell. It's obvious Jeff wants no part of this and leaves the room leaving Jordan and Chima to talk. Jordan talks about her doubts with Russell and she tells Chima how she likes her and Chima is quick to tell her that she likes her and Jeff too. Chima then tells Jordan how Natalie is NOT after you she has a different target... RUSSELL! Jordan is shocked! Jordan reveals how Russell is saying how Jessie and Natalie are targeting Jeff and Jordan.

Michelle moves into the bathroom later to talk with Kevin. Kevin talks about Russell and how he thought they were "tight". She reveals he told Russell a "secret" but how Russell is lying to everyone that she's a "brain surgeon", something Natalie is saying too that Russell has said. She denies being one but Kevin admits he thought she was something like that.

Lydia moves into the bathroom and joins the chat. Michelle hopes America doesn't give Ronnie the power and how "bullshit" it would be. Michelle gets on the ground with Lydia as she pushes for Ronnie to leave. She fears that Jessie, Chima and Natalie will some how get Michelle after this so she tells Michelle how Jessie threatened to go AWF on Michelle. Whether or not true she wants Michelle NOT to trust Jessie for shit. Lydia tells Michelle how Jessie wants to "punch" Michelle in the face.

Natalie and Chima are now in the bathroom and Lydia is quick to talk about how Russell is spreading shit about Chima and her advances towards him. This pisses off Chima to no end. Ronnie is in the Bike room with the door opening smiling and loving all this. Now Russell and Ronnie "team" rumor starts up again with Kevin driving it into everyone's mind how they are together in this game.

Kevin is SO CONFIDENT that Russell and Ronnie are working together WHEN THEY ARE NOT! Kevin's a useless idiot. Kevin is back to how he caught them talking in the storage room. Natalie doesn't believe it and how it doesn't make sense. Why put your teammate on the block. Chima buys into it. Michelle is gun ho about the Russell Ronnie alliance but Natalie again points out how stupid that is because Ronnie is set up to go home! They blame the POV winner being Michelle fucked up their master plan. WHATEVAS!

Ronnie gets up and goes into the bathroom to confront this stupid allaince he's supposely in. Ronnie does admit that there was a meeting and was to reveal what was "really" talked about but of course this would have ended up being a lie since they were working together briefly, but on Russell's terms. Yes they tried to work together but Kevin is taking it too far with the putting his teammate up on the block and now scared he's leaving crap. Kevin just wants this out there to make sure Ronnie goes home over Lydia.

Ronnie is called out by Kevin for lying about the storage room meeting. Kevin laughs with Lydia about it and Ronnie still lies about talking game with Russell. Natalie flat out asks Ronnie if he's with Russell and she says no. Michelle keeps pushing it and Natalie defends Ronnie. Ronnie says he is going home. Chima is back to Russell being the new rat but Kevin is back to Ronnie.

Kevin pushes Ronnie's button by imidating him sneaking around after the storage room meeting. Ronnie points to Kevin to let him speak now and how if Kevin denies "this" that he's a liar but Ronnie uses "fucking" in the mix to get his point across. Now Ronnie didn't say anything in regards to "fuck you Kevin" but just used "fucking" to get his point across. Trust me, this is important.

Kevin isn't having it. He gets up and yells "bullshit" and basically doesn't want Ronnie to talk to spin things when Kevin is scared that Ronnie may actually have something on Kevin. Kevin starts yelling in a deep voice and when Ronnie steps up to invade Kevin's yelling space, well Kevin chest bumps Ronnie VERY LIGHTLY as he yells in his face getting in Ronnie's personal space. This is fight #2. Kevin is pointing and yelling about Ronnie lying and is basically making Ronnie step backwards a few steps.

Ronnie is quick to point out how Kevin "chest bumped" him to which Lydia, Michelle and Chima all deny happened when infact Kevin did push Ronnie back a bit with his chest. Like or not, he did. Kevin calls Ronnie a "rat mother fucker" and how Ronnie "lied to my face so many times". Well HOW DARE ANYONE LIE TO KEVIN in this game!

HERE'S WHERE IT GETS HILARIOUS! Kevin yells about Ronnie throwing him under the bus. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW that Lydia throws Kevin under the bus every chance she gets. The thing is Kevin has never thrown Lydia under the bus to anyone. NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

Now Kevin takes it too far and talks about Ronnie liking "Hitler" and basically calls Ronnie a "nazi". I know. did your jaw drop! Here's how that came to be. Ronnie admitted that Hitler was a great "speaker" in terms of being able to fool and rally his minions. This is true. Ronnie has never said he liked Hitler but Lydia has been going around the house talking about how Ronnie liked Hitler and then she jumps into the fight as her stupid ass tries to educate Ronnie, RONNIE, about Hitler.

Kevin then warns Ronnie to "never fucking raise your voice at me again, don't think I won't come at you" and then softly says "okay" as if thinking maybe Ronnie does indeed have the "wizard" power this week. Kevin tries to label himself as the "weakest guy" in the house and is back to yelling "fuck you mother fucker". Ronnie eggs on Kevin as Michelle tries to chime in. Lydia then brings up how Ronnie used the "f" word to Kevin and how Ronnie supposely said "fuck you Kevin" WHEN HE DID NOT. She claims Ronnie did with Michelle nodding in the background.

Sorry NUT JOB LYDIA, but you're lying again. She loves to make fun of Ronnie's "selective memory" and Kevin doesn't speak up because he knows Ronnie didn't say that. Kevin got in Ronnie's face only because he felt he was going to get called out on something that may have been true. Ronnie gives Natalie a shocked look but then accepts "it" if he did. Ronnie again says how he's going home but Chima wants the focus back on Russell.

Ronnie laughs at Kevin's rants that Michelle joins in it. He again says he doesn't have "anything" with Russell. Chima comes back and says that Russell is laughing at them fighting. Lydia then goes back to the Hitler comment about how Ronnie said he was a "good spaker" and a "good guy". Lydia, even this is too much for you crazy hand job slut.

Natalie gets up and knocks over a glass of water that Chima says was the water she was going to throw on Russell. The Hitler thing is old, they keep harping on it. Moving on.

Minutes later the group moves into the dining room. Chima grabs Russell's key and wants to hang it somewhere high that his short ass can't get to it. Chima then suggests to throw it at Russell. Lydia grabs it and gets on the kitchen counter and hangs it from a high camera cable. Chima originally wanted to put it in the tiolet but Natalie screamed for her not to. Chima then thinks about the "ass smear" idea.

Big Brother tells Lydia to "stop that", calls her into the Diary Room and she comes back out to take it down. She then hides it in a mirror shelf. Now Chima starts going AWF about Russell. Telling Michelle he thinks you have a sexual interest in him but Michelle admits that she thinks Jeff is "more attractive" than Russell. Chima then takes it too far by calling Russell's sister "crazy" and then flat out calls Russell a "terrorist". WHOA! Chima has already said this about Russell. No one calls her out on it and just lets her think it was funny.

Where's Jeff and Jordan in all this? Just watching, keeping their damn mouths shut as they should be and just being in every room to witness the fights. Jordan then admits to Michelle at the table that she knew something was up with Russell. Jeff tells Jordan something about needing to "relax" and not get into the fights. She tells him "fine, I'm sorry, okay" as if Daddy scolded her about her barely speaking when Jeff was just talking minutes ago about his own thoughts on everything. Michelle admits that she knew she couldn't trust Russell.

Kevin walks by and Michelle is STUPID to say that "Nazi" was used in the "appropiate manner". Kevin again brings up how "weak" he is but everyone is aware Kevin is throwing shit left and right. Kevin and Michelle mock Ronnie's words. Ronnie goes into the Diary Room as Michelle mocks Ronnie about wanting to go in the DR to get Kevin "kicked out".

Fight NUMBER THREE begins now. Chima is NOT done with Russell. She has come out of the Diary Room and is told by them that her throwing water in his face is "discouraged" but not against the rules. She is still pissed about Russell telling everyone about her "advances" towards him. She grabs her glass of water as she heads outside where Russell is playing pool by himself. Where's Jessie you ask? He's with Lydia in the Have Not bedroom staying out of all the drama.

Chima goes outside and says "so I've been hitting on you" and if this is what you've been telling people. Russell talks about not repeating anything and how he has a "good job". When he denies to play along she throws the full glass of water in his face, from the side and says "fucker". Russell didn't see that one coming and stands up fully erect since he was bent over the pool table, well he's SHOCKED she did it and he looks around, grabs a barely empty cup and tosses it at her. He misses her, she laughs about him missing her and he throws the paper cup in her direction but it misses her again.

She goes inside and seconds later Russell goes inside to bring up how Chima mentioned putting up a "towel" on the HOH shower door so that something sexual could happen in there without the cameras seeing it. She claims she mentioned that so that Russell could masturbate in there but he says she implyed to have sex in there or give him a blow job.

They argue back and forth about who did what in terms of sexual advances, she denies it all, he claims she "kissed" him but I only remember her kissing him on the cheek. She says "you're seriously out of your fucking mind". Kevin tries to pull her away but she keeps going back for more and more. She yells "crazy" over and over as Russell yells.

She brings up how he's "wet" from her water, has no "class" and how he's a "liar". She then takes another jab at his ears being "closed up and ugly as hell" and "an ignorant mother fucker who needs to go back outside and play your pool game BY YOURSELF since you have no friends". It's funny because they almost walk away and then come back to each other and then walk away and then yell again at each other's face.

Russell then tells her that she's only good for talking and "blow jobs". This pisses off Michelle who hates any form of Men demeaning women. She chimes in with "you need to shut your mouth Russell. You need to shut the fuck up". Michelle throws back how "classy" that was and how he's demeaning women.

He comes back with how she's still single and alone. It really is like they are having a very violent verbal break up. LOL. Chima laughs at his insults. She then screams as she literally is less than an inch from his face "get the fuck out of my face mother fucker". He keeps asking her "what are you going to do" egging her on to hit him, slap him, anything.

Chima then says "you small dick mother fucker, how he's short and has a short dick" when actually Russell has a good sized dick. Here's where I was wishing he would show everyone his huge dick but he didn't. Kevin again tries to say how Russell is "desperate" and grabbing at straws trying to fight with her. I'm surprised Russell isn't getting mad with Kevin but I'm sure it's irritating him that Kevin is defending Chima.

Russell then implies that Chima begged Russell to hold onto the Endurance comp so that she would give him a "massage" in the HOH room when he won. She denies it. She then throws it out there that he is fearful of mastrubating in the house in fear of losing his job.

Here's where it gets CRAZY! She lays her hand on his shoulder during the yelling and he is quick to say "don't touch me, don't touch me", repeating it. she doesn't remove her hand. "Get your hand off me" and so what does she do, she puts one hand each on his shoulders, not grabbing, just resting them there. "Get your fucking hands off me" he yells. Russell then PUSHES her arms off but not her, just her arms yelling to keep "fucking" off him.

Kevin gets between her and Russell and she BEGS for him to hit her. Natalie grabs Chima from behind smiling to pull her back as Michelle tries to help keep Chima away from Russell. Kevin is quick to say "what kind of dude does that" and repeates in ear shot of Russell. Jeff tells Russell "let's go" and lays his hand on Russell's shoulder to guide him outside.

As they are pulled apart both try to invade each other's space again yelling. It takes Jeff and Kevin to stand between them. Both are egging each other to hit the other. She flicks him off as she goes furhter in the house and he makes a comment about grabbing his dick as she shuts the sliding glass door. Jeff laughs with Russell how this is "blow up city" tonight.

Now for FIGHT 4. Later inside Chima is with a crying Ronnie in the bedroom. I can't help but laugh but Ronnie is pissed that the Hitler comment is being dragged out on him and how "they" are reviewing the footage of Kevin "chest bumping" him. Over in the living room mini fight 5 starts between Michelle and Natalie.

Natalie is making it known all night that Ronnie has never done her wrong. Michelle calls Natalie as being "disrespectful" for talking to Ronnie after all the shit he's done to the people in the house. Natalie is then smart to throw it back on Michelle about how she tried to vote to keep Braden in the house after his "beaner" comment and racial insults. Natalie says it's the same thing, you wanted to vote to keep Braden thus condoning his behaviour yet you want to call Natalie out for condoning Ronnie's behaviour by talking to him. Michelle doesn't see it and won't see it as that when even I see Michelle giving Braden the "bigot" as he's not referred to in the house as someone that shouldn't be evicted over Chima. Michelle claims she only wanted to vote Chima out because of a stupid fight but really, you have a "bigot" on one side and a woman yelling at you for not cleaning shit on the tiolet. SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHELLE.

Jordan & Kevin are sitting in the living room with Michelle and Natalie debating. Jordan over hears Ronnie crying and laughs at it. Outside Jeff tells Russell "you're straight with me", I guess Jeff is still down with Russell after all this. Inside Ronnie cries about nothing hurting him in this game except for Lydia and Kevin's "Nazi" comment.

Ronnie wants his Hitler comments aired at the finale party and show Kevin what an idiot he is to apologize to Ronnie in front of everyone. Natalie comes into the Red room where Ronnie and Chima are and starts talking about Michelle's STUPID thoughts on Natalie wanting to talk to Ronnie. Chima tries to defend Michelle on how she only voted to keep Braden to get her out but Natalie is very quick to point out how Michelle was supporting a "bigot" by voting to keep Braden.

Michelle comes over and defends herself but then directs her comments about Ronnie at Ronnie. Ronnie wants to know how he's "disrespected" people in the house. She says it's the way he talks to people and lies about them and that is why she thinks Natalie is "disrespectful" for wanting to be with him when the house hates him.

Kevin then swoops in out of nowhere and yells at Ronnie to "shut the fuck up" and walks onto one of the beds grabbing a blanket wanting to cover Ronnie in by throwing it in his direction. Chima catches the blanket tossing it aside and gets up standing between them as Natalie is seen smiling and laughing in the background. Then Kevin talks about how Ronnie always "tag teams" Michelle. WHAT FUCKER?

Ronnie tells Kevin that he needs to "leave" and Kevin is like "I'm not fucking leaving" and sits down on the bed across from Ronnie. Chima defends Ronnie about how Kevin needs to leave and she just got talked to about standing 3 feet away from Russell now. Russell is in the Diary Room now getting told the same spiel as is everyone one by one. Kevin has yet to have his turn.

Kevin then tries to bring up Ronnie's wife and "family" while Ronnie tries to throw in Kevins face about not knowing what it feels like for someone to love him. Kevin brings up his boyfriend and demands for Ronnie to name him but Ronnie can't. Ronnie says we already agreed we don't talk about each other's personal life in this game.

Ronnie claps and calls Kevin "captain obvious". Kevin then brings it up how Ronnie only attacks "girls" and weak guys like Kevin. Yeah Kevin, keep doing the whole I'M WEAK crap, no one is buying it, half the house hates you BITCH.

Russell then comes into the red room telling Kevin he needs to go into the Diary Room NOW. As Russell goes into the storage room Chima comes back passing him telling him how they have to stay 3 feet away from each other and Russell makes a comment about not wanting to attract a Vaginal Disease from Chima.

WHEW! I think that's it. The fights stop as people start sitting around and keeping calm.

Later Natalie talks with Jeff and Jordan outside about how Jessie and her are not after them. She later goes inside and tells Jessie how she thinks they are cool with Jeff and Jordan and for them not to "fuck" them over in fear they could have the power.

Chima is also pissed with Jessie siding with Russell outside and is pissed that Jessie hid the entire fight night and didn't come between her and Russell. She wants to nominate Jessie and Russell next week if she wins HOH but I'm sure Natalie will talk her out of it.

Russell apparently later gave Chima a "fake" apology, something forced and not heart felt. Chima tells people she won't talk to Russell anymore but really, you kinda have to in this game. Chima is also soo pissed at Jessie that when he wants to talk to her she yells that she doesn't want to. You see Lydia fed Chima Jessie's comments about how he was defending Russell and how he would have done the same to Chima. Of course Chima believes Lydia and is holding it against Jessie. I actually don't care if this is true or not.

Around 3 in the morning Ronnie is fine with leaving. He talks with Natalie, Chima and Kevin, laughing about the fights and his exit and his experience in the house. Kevin fakes it when Ronnie tries to laugh about Kevin's "chest bump" and how they "made up" whereas Chima doesn't want to make up with Russell.

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August 2, 2009

Big Brother 11 | My Bitter Coup d'SHIT Rant About This Season's Current Weeks. Again, FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER!

What else has happened in the now SUPER BORING show. I mean really, with Michelle flipping and the week no longer exciting I mean what's to look forward to?

LOOK here's the fucking rest of the week and how it will play out. Michelle doesn't use POV. She doesn't set up Jessie, Natalie and Chima and tells them she's not voting to keep Ronnie for her own reasons. All three ditch the SAVE RONNIE plan. Jeff gets the Coup d'etat power thanks to Allison Grodner's edits on the show. He doesn't use that week. I kinda wish Jordan would get it but Jeff will get it. Natalie gives Ronnie a pity vote. Ronnie gets evicted 6 to 1. Ronnie cries about how much fun he had in the house and doesn't regret anything. Ronnie will be back for All Stars 2.

Next week Russell, Jordan, Jeff and Michelle are all safe. Jeff uses Coup d'etat if any of his alliance members are up. Puts up Jessie and/or Natalie if neither have won HOH and/or POV. Either Natalie or Jessie leave via Jeff's power that Allison Grodner gave him.

And you know I'm fine with Jessie leaving Week 5, he made it one week further than last year. He's part of the Jury this season! He's got a vote that could matter in who wins. Fuck Jessie over and you could lose the money by one single vote. Or 2 really with Natalie and Jessie voting as a unit of 1.

I mean that's the next 2 fucking weeks. BORING! Where's the drama? Allison, when your show becomes this predictable, then really BITCH YOU NEED TO BE FIRED! Surprise the fuck out of us! Why bring back Coup d'SHIT. Too fucking lazy to create a brand new power?

I got a "power" for you. LEAVE AMERICA OUT OF IT! There is NO America, it's YOU fucking with the game. Who the fuck cares if Jeff and Jordan go home. They seem to be doing fine without this damn power. You either want a final 2 with Jeff or Jordan or you want one of them in the final 2. I hope both end up in the jury house. Crazy James didn't make it to the final 2. So there is hope.

And I have no issues with Jeff and Jordan making it to the final 2. I want them to make it on their fucking own! Why didn't you just leave the competition for the Coup d'SHIT in the players hand, a prize to be won? Why America's Vote or really Your Vote!

I also understand that now with Big Brother you have to play the game 2 ways. Fucking people in the house and doing actions that both please you and America at the same time. Some people got it, some don't. But you've just made these next 2 weeks SOOO BORING!

Again I don't mind if Jeff or Jordan win the game. I just hate the predictable shit the storyline brings to the table with the Coup d'SHIT. Jeff complains to Lydia last night about how he "really" needs the power because he's been fucked so many times in the game. WELL JEFF, WIN THE FUCKING POWER ON YOUR OWN, like everyone else!

I just can't with these 2 weeks. These 2 weeks SCREAM of Evil Dick's help from Allison Grodner during his season.

And where the FUCK are the rules of the Coup d'etat? Jeff uses it, pulls 2 people off, throws his 2 he wants up, then HOH can't vote? Is Jeff the week's newest HOH in that last moment meaning he can't vote and how the ex-HOH votes like he's a houseguest? Explain the rules BITCH.

But don't worry, I will still write about the week's happenings. I sure as hope my prediction doesn't come true and new shit just completely makes me look like an ass here. I really want things in that house to fucking surprise us in how the next 2 weeks will play out. But as of right now, I just don't see anything happening to change it.

One last thing about America's Choice SHIT. When Jeff does indeed win that power and if he's STUPID enough to play it out on LIVE TV then I expect a house, minus Jordan, to target him the next week like no other. I mean who the FUCK wants a player in the house that America Loves and will give more power or prizes to later in the game! I mean I just really want this power to backfire and be THE reason why Jeff gets his ass sent to the Jury House! That is my one wish after the end of week 5.

I already see Russell's intense player jealously coming out if Jeff gets the power. I see Jessie/Natalie/Chima turning on Jeff because of the power. I see Lydia's intense game playing jealously come out. I see Michelle as just staring at the fucking wall until someone calls her name out. I see Kevin staring at the other wall until someone calls his fucking name out. The jealously in the house will thrive at Jeff and Jordan and how America loves them.

That house better flip back on Jeff and Jordan being America's Choice to win this game. Now that would be the saving of this game. If you look back at Season 7, All Stars, Mike Boogie won this power and DID NOT use it as to not make enemies and what do you know, he won the jury and the prize.

And for those who are quick to brag "Your Jessie is going home next week" crap, well yes, if he goes, he fucking goes. So what? I just laugh though that Jeff and Jordan are SOOOO STUPID that they literally need Allison Grodner's helping hand to actually do the damn job. That's pretty pathetic.

And for all you Jeff and Jordan lovers, I'm going to do a positive post on them as a "couple" Monday and will give them a song to go with their pictures. You'll love it. You'll cock suck the shit out of my post about them.

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July 31, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 4 | HOH Endurance! Russell HOH!

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And so with that Casey was evicted. Julie Chen also told the houseguests that the clique twist is over. Back to Casey, boy did he not leave the house with an ounce of class. He left bitter and angry. As he should but let's be REAL about this. Casey put himself in that seat, no one else. Had he not gone against Jessie during the first week and thought it would be okay to go against Jessie's HOH wants, well then why blame anyone else for him going up on the block when Jessie got HOH 3rd week in???

I love how when he left he tried to call out Ronnie and Jessie which left the house to vote him out still with a majority 7 to 1 vote. Russell tried throwing in a crazy "I vote to evict Jordan" vote but really no one in the house will believe it was Ronnie and everyone will suspect it was him.

As Casey walked out the door he started in on Jessie after Jessie simply said "It's a game man". Casey started going on about Jessie's "word" in the house but Natalie started chiming in and pretty much put Casey in his place when she brought up that HE himself was the one who FIRST went against Jessie the first week in trying to keep Braden. Casey called Natalie his "pitbull" and it looks like that name is going to stick with her for the rest of the game.

Another funny moment was during Casey's interview with Julie Chen Natalie got the last word telling him how he always thought she was "immature", I mean she is sort of, well anyway she rubbed it in his face how she is really 24 years old and a college graduate and how she is "smarter" than him. I mean, well, she's still in the house. Casey wanted to tell Julie Chen how people are in the house because of "luck" but really Casey it has to do with your choice of alliances and friendships. You chose wrong buddy.

The HOH endurance comp has started. And what do you fuckign know. Last night Russell, Jeff and Casey all made fun of Ronnie for thinking it would be a "sit down" endurance comp and WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW! IT IS! They have to sit on these small desks, hold a chain and get spun in a giant circle, like how Lydia described it, a carousel.

Then a giant diploma hits or smacks them as they pass by in their giant spin cycle. After 30 minutes of blocked out feeds we get SOMEONE HAS FALLEN OFF! Kevin! Everyone else is still in it. Julie Chen also added rain to give them a wet factor to it.

Kevin is laying on the ground near the pool table, laying flat with his arm over his head. AWWW! Kevin looks hurt, hands on his head. Wonder if he had a nasty fall. Still wish this HOH was a button pushing endurance comp, like the return of the Pressure Cooker. Oh well.

Lydia is also Out as is Ronnie. So much for Ronnie's speech about lasting forever. Someone is puking and Lydia says how this is "gross" and she can't watch from the side lines.

When the feeds come back Ronnie is talking on the side lines about how America will give it to the person who needs it the most. YEAH RIGHT! It's whoever Allison Grodner feels like she wants to give it to further her grand plan on who she really wants to win.

Everyone else is still up there. Oh wait, Natalie is out! Chima is wondering where to drop off to. Jeff is worried where to fall because his legs aren't working and he doesn't want to be near the puke. Jeff thinks he might puke. The contraption has also stopped spinning. Possibly due to the puke all over the tar mat beneath them.

Russell complains how boring it is for them not to spin. Chima says this is part of the endurance comp. The swings they are sitting on begins to spin again, round and round in a giant circle as the rain falls down on them. Michelle seems to be doing very good. Chima has yet to fall off. Russell is now shirtless, YUM!

The giant diploma is hitting them again. Ronnie yells out to Chima "good job'. Yeah Ronnie, show your alliance, dumbass. Michelle looks like she could win this one. Jessie is nervous, standing up watching, worried he'll go home week 4... AGAIN!

Now we hear Natalie bitching about Big Brother taking away her trash bag outfit and how it fucked her. She made it known she hated water. Up on the contraption is still Chima, Russell, Michelle, Jordan and Jeff. Russell is chatting, showing no signs of weakness. Oh man, with him as HOH I can only expect Jessie's ego times 1,000. Chima is also smiling and laughing up there.

Whoa! Jessie reveals he puked because he saw Jordan or Michelle puke. GROSS! Natalie then asks Big Brother outside if she can throw up her gloves to Russell. The VOICE OF BB GOD says "NO". Chima then laughs saying "I will never go on a swing again never in my life". Michelle laughs about how this is one of those swing rides at those fairs and how she likes to visualize that.

I also forgot to mention. The first five to fall get to pick a prize from the prize table. One of them is a check for 5,000 dollars! Lydia and Natalie starts talking. about how Chima will stay on there until she's "dead". Chima says "I'm almost dead". Michelle keeps quiet. Jeff says "I'll come down for a handjob" and Kevin says "where's the lotion". Everyone is laughing. Having a fucking good ol' time.

JORDAN'S OUT! Jeff tells her to "stay down". She's laying in puke probably. Jeff says "good job". Jordan is in pain. Someone asks if she needs help. She barely responds. Russell's hands are freezing now. He's holding the rope chain with one hand while the other is between his muscled thighs.

Four people still in it. Russell is wiggling his legs. Chima puts on a smile when she hears the machine "click" and says "uh oh". Michelle holding on. Chima says "my ass is about to fall off" and laughs. Jeff seems good. No pain in his voice. Chima kisses her finger and touches her ass with it. She LAUGHS. Jessie is hoping Chima stays up, Michelle could go either way with Jessie. Chima and Michelle both say the "right side" whether it be foot or side is "gone".

Looks like the house has figured out what "new power" America's Vote will bring this week. It's the return of the Coup de'tat. The power where anyone can "over throw" the HOH and either save 1 or 2 of the nominees and put up whoeve they want up to be evicted. This power would be used right before the live vote either this week or next week. It's pretty obvious either Jeff or Jordan will win it. Classic Allison Grodner move.

Well Natalie and Jessie talk with Lydia and the rest about the Coup de'tat power and how it only lasts for 2 weeks and if anyone got HOH and won the power that they would use it next week. Natalie doesn't think that power is "fair" but really bitch you're playing Allison Grodner's game, not Big Brother, what she says goes.

HOLY SHIT! The last four remaining were spinning faster and faster and literally Chima flipped around in her seat as the damn contraption was moving too fast. Big Brother immediately pulled back the big diploma that made Chima flip in her chair. The then started to slow down the spinning and brought back the giant diploma for smaller hits.

Then after a few minutes later the diploma gets damaged. One of them knocks off a piece of it and the machine is pulled back as there is fear that the metal inside could hurt one of them. Now Jeff keeps shaking his arm and hands. He's holding on. Both Chima and Michelle hold on with their gloves around their hands whereas the boys don't have gloves. Russell looks good looking around while Jeff keeps his head down.

Looks like Michelle's shoes have fallen off. Russell is starting to rock back and forth in his seat shaking the contraption. All 3 others still in it don't see it as something to worry about and just watch him rocking back and forth.

Ahh Jeff has figured out how to hit the diploma so he doesn't get hit hard enough to be knocked off. Very good Jeff, about time we see you playing with thought put into it.

Ohhh shit, Chima is out! Jessie is officially on the block. LOL! She leaned over to puke holding her hair back and then just fell. She layed there as Michelle yelled out "Good Job Chima!" while Russell barked for Ronnie or somebody to get her a towel. Chima is very much safe if Russell wins HOH. Part of me thinks Russell is fighting so hard to win HOH just to FUCK Chima!

Wow! As night has fallen Michelle is still up there with the boys. She leans back happily and looks backwards saying "hello". Jeff tells her "you're tough". Inside Jordan is changing while Ronnie is trying to get on her good side in case her house boyfriend wins HOH. Chima is moving through the house as Ronnie calls her and Jordan some complimentary names.

Ronnie says how Michelle is saying she will stay up there for 5 more hours just to see her husband. Awwww. Natalie is in the shower inside and asks Chima to give her "5 minutes".

All is quiet outside. Ronnie goes back outside to sit with Kevin and Jessie who watch and wait to see who wins. Kevin is safe with Jeff. Jessie thinks he's safe with Russell. Ronnie thinks he's safe with Michelle. Who knows who the fuck is safe once Allison Grodner gives Jordan the Coup de'tat power. I'm calling it. Jordan gets it. The DUMBEST houseguest gets the power.

Lydia has gone outside to watch now. No deals have been offered on the contraption yet. Well Michelle just fell off! Jeff and Russell are left up there to win. No deals made as of yet. Russell pretty much afraid of going up thanks to his fight from week one. Jeff thinking Russell wants him out next along with the rest of the house. Jeff made a comment about not playing "rock, paper, scissors" as Jeff boasts about beating Jordan 9 times in a row.

Jordan is now outside and gives her husband in the game some much needed push to stay on. I would expect Russell to throw it to Jeff knowing he is somewhat safe if Jordan influences Jeff but not sure. Russell should just let Jeff win to take out Ronnie. Like I said, both want to win HOH so they can fuck their women in the HOH bed! This is an edurance about fucking in the HOH room.

WHAT? Natalie just said that if she is a Have Not this week that she will NOT SHOWER this week! WHAT? Back outside Jeff is shaking his hands hard. Looks like Russell is pissing in his seat. No word if anyone has shitted themselves. Ronnie runs inside laughing about how Russell said how bad he wants HOH and how he will piss himself to win. Michelle wonders who America will love. Ronnie is quick to say "it will depend on the edits". Kevin says "it may be you Ronnie or Lydia".

Back outside Jeff and Russell continue to fight it out. Jordan still watching her man fight. Jessie watching his man fight. Will Jessie SUCK DICK to stay in the house?!? Here's hoping! Back inside Ronnie brings up the odd vote 2 weeks in a row. Ronnie is quick to say it wasn't him because of how much he hated Casey.

Now Jeff and Russell talk as Jessie suggests for everyone to go inside to let them talk. Both want to the other to drop. Jeff offers the highly stupid "paper rock scissors" game and Russell denies it. He wants a letter from his dad to find out about his "neck surgery". Jeff keeps implying how both are going to "kill themselves" staying up there when usually that means the person who's saying that, which is Jeff, is actually the one in pain.

Russell seems like a rock up there but one little move could knock him off. Russell also shares a secret with Jeff. That he secretly wants to fuck him in the HOH room. No, I KID! Russell does reveal that he voted to keep Casey as a secret side deal to Casey to go after Jessie and crew. Jeff says he doesn't trust Jessie's "word" and basically tells Russell that he doesn't trust him without using those exact words.

You know Chima is inside wondering how HOT it is for Russell to last this long, possibly the same strength in the bedroom! She's so WET! Jordan, Natalie and Kevin wonder outside as it is obvious a deal has not been made. Jordan tells Jeff to "play it out" and Jeff laughs snapping back "You fucking play it out". Russell is not going to just drop to give it to Jeff. Jeff is talking about the time that has passed, that he's sick, almost begging Russell to play some kind of chance game, the newest suggested game "pick a number out of 10". Oh Jeff and his Olympic styled games.

After some time Jeff again asks "rock paper" for a game of chance to see who wins. Russell says no. Jeff tells everyone to go inside so they can talk again and make a deal. Jordan goes inside and comes back out telling Jeff to "play it out". She goes inside. Jeff drops!

A deal has been made! Russell says that Jeff is safe and that Jordan is safe too. Russell says Ronnie is not even going to be backdoored, that he is going straight up there and how Ronnie won't win POV. But is Russell up to something? Will he throw Ronnie up as a pawn against Kevin or Lydia to take them out? I suspect so. There's no need to waste this week to get out Ronnie when Jeff can do it next week when he or Jordan get HOH or this week with the Coup d'etat power.

I also suspect Ronnie and Jessie will tell Russell that if Jeff and Jordan are awarded the power that they will use it to get out Ronnie, to not put him on the block, to use Kevin or Lydia as pawns to bring out the Coup d'etat power. I believe everyone is willing to let Ronnie go.

Later we find out Kevin won the $5,000 bucks and Jordan won the chance to be a "Have" and pick any 3 houseguests to be the "Have Nots" of the week. Jordan tries to be civil and put everyone's names in a graduation hat leaving out the Brains due to them being on slop last week. First she chooses Natalie's name. Natalie is quick to be fine with it as she has the Slop Pass. She also announces again she won't take a shower for a week.

Next picked is Kevin. This leaves Lydia, Jessie and Jeff. Jordan picks Jeff's name and for some odd reason everyone is like, no, pick another name. WHAT? Jessie's name is then picked. Somehow Lydia and Jessie then pick numbers because Jeff's name was pulled first but whatever, Jessie is a Have Not this week along with Kevin and Natalie.

Later Jessie is in the Bike room with Natalie, Ronnie and Chima. Kevin comes in and talks about how he didn't want Lydia to be the "sacrifical lamb" meaning throwing herself to be a Have Not so Jessie wouldn't have to sleep in the Have Not bedroom. Jessie says he is a Have Not and willing to take it like a man and tries to get at the point that Kevin is really getting at. Awkward conversation ends.

Jessie goes into the bathroom to tell Jeff how he was the third picked name for Have Not and how they all said for Jeff not to be part of it for lasting so long. Jessie implies that he is a Have Not and somehow saved Jeff from being a Have Not and kinda pathetically joked "you owe me".

Later Natalie BITCHES AND MOANS in the Have Not bedroom to Kevin, Chima and Ronnie how her boyfriend would be mad if she slept with either Jessie OR KEVIN in a bed. They all dont' understand why not sleep with Kevin since he's a very big homosexual and Natalie keeps harping on how if she did that she would END her relationship with some douche bag she's with on the outside. FUCKING DITCH HIM or better you 2 are probably just smashingly perfect for each other.

Over in the bathroom Ronnie talks with Chima. About the deal they made outside probably was to keep Jeff and Jordan safe. Chima thinks it was and tells Ronnie that Jeff wants you out bad. Ronnie agrees and says "we'll see how things go this week". Ronnie CAN NOT avoide the block this week. He's going up there whether or not he likes it. It all just depends who's he is up against.

If Ronnie is up against Kevin or Lydia, expect them to be evicted over Ronnie. It would make sense in the house for Jeff and Jordan to use their HOH to go after Ronnie on another week. Over in the kitchen Jordan already talks about how great it would be to have the "power" and how no one is suppose to know about it until the moment before someone is evicted. She would love to save Jeff who could be on the block and give her speech shocking the room. With Allison Grodner on your side and giving you the best edits, well fuck you you'll get that chance.

People are scheming around the house but I don't really give a fuck. The only conversation that matters is Russell's one on one chat with Chima. Russell is so unpredictable that I have no idea what the fuck he's going to do. Will he turn on his ex-Athletes? Will he focus on Ronnie? Will he go after floaters? Will he target Jeff and Jessie as male threats in the game? Who fucking knows with this crazy as fuck flip flopper.

Right now Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen. Natalie and Jessie lay down in the Bike Room. Chima, Kevin and Ronnie talk in the bathroom. Russell is in the Diary Room waiting to come out to show everyone his HOH room.

Jessie is starting to get FUCKING ANGRY at everything and anything. He talks to Natalie about his HOH questions with Julie Chen and BB is after him announcing for him to not talk about Production. Jessie snaps on how it was on LIVE TV and everyone knows. He also bitches about his neck hurting and people talking behind the walls.

Jessie doesn't feel that safe with Russell but tried to do small things like stay out there and support Russell the entire time. Jessie wishes he could have at least fought to win food this week and how he should have just let Lydia be a Have Not this week.

Jordan talks now with Ronnie, Kevin, Michelle and Chima in the bathroom. Ronnie and Kevin already suspect Jordan will get it and Jordan is happy and proclaims she should get it. Ronnie also suspects Jeff could get it. This could work for Ronnie. All he needs to do is SCARE Russell into not nominating him this week or backdooring him and letting- no, FORCING Jordan or Jeff to use the Coup d'etat to put up Ronnie and then voting out whoever Ronnie is up against, in hopes Kevin and Lydia are there and are evicted.

Back to the bathroom Ronnie makes it known to them, Jeff not in the talk, that whoever wins can NOT talk about it with anyone else and if they do the power is "null invoid". I hope Jordan gets it and talks about it.

Later Ronnie, Natalie and Jessie talk in the Bike room. About how Jeff and Jordan are in the deal to be safe and Jessie is HARDCORE after Kevin and Lydia for them two to be on the block. It seems Lydia won a Big Screen TV. Everyone seems to be in on Jordan winning it. Jessie is also hoping for Jordan to win it and slip up.

Lydia is starting to freak out! She's waiting to go into the Diary Room to get permission to shave her head and give herself some new haircut. Kevin tells her that Russell is still in there and possibly getting looked at by Medic for his "knee". She is sick and tired of waiting and gets up to go to the bathrooom. Kevin whispers in his mic "production, stop her. she's going to do something crazy, she's going to shave her head".

Lydia reaches the bathroom and production is like freaking the fuck out. The hit the button that just says "Houseguests" and nothing comes after. Chima, Kevin, Michelle and Ronnie laugh along as they think production are hitting all types of buttons. Lydia grabs the shaver and BB yells "Lydia!". They all laugh. Big Brother is just freaking out with their voice commands. "Lydia, stop that". She is still preparing her hair for a cut. They all laugh waiting to see what Lydia is going to do.

Over in the Red room Jeff and Jordan talk about the mystery vote that Jeff knows. He hasn't told Jordan as she suspects it was Kevin or Lydia. Jeff then says "if I get fucked this week then I get fucked". Like Jeff just doesn't care anymore about getting fucked. Then they talk about how Jordan did her "power" of choosing on who's Have Nots this week. She says she wanted to be "fair" and Jeff was like "fuck them they weren't fair to you". Jeff argues that his name shouldn't have never been in the running for slop. Jeff is also pissed with Jessie telling him how he "owes" him one for taking the Have Not over Jeff. Jordan is getting annoyed by Jeff's snapping and tells him to stop.

Seconds later Jeff is trying to nuzzle Jordan's neck and she blocks him with her hands. He finally does it as she laughs and she turns away from him. What the fuck, is she a lesbian? Just fucking let Jeff have some fun with you! I mean you're not a virgin anymore!

Friday July 31st

FINALLY Russell comes out of the Diary Room minutes before midnight and is ready to show off his HOH room. Everyone goes up and there's childhood pictures, pics of his roommates and friends. There's a letter for him. He reads it out loud. His mother's kind words. His bro's encouraging words. Sister's caring words. And finally from his "pop's" words. His surgery went good and he's doing better. How the father got a new aspect in life. Russell sniffles a bit but holds it in. Everyone has fun checking out his goodies.

I know someone out there is like "WHAT FUCKING CD DID HE GET?" It is Red Hot Chili Peppers. Natalie says she threw up again inside the house bathroom and can't eat any of his goodies. Russell gets choked up by saying his father is his "idol" and his brother "my best friend". Russell almost breaks down everytime he brings up his father's surgery. He pauses for almost a full minute as he holds in his tears.

UH OH! Kevin is one of the Have Nots of the week, the week of slop diet started earlier tonight and when Russell opened a bag of chips and offered to everyone in the room Kevin took one and ate it! Now he's worried he will get a penality nomination.

Later as people take over an hour to leave the HOH room Russell heads downstairs to take a shower. He's trying to be all fucking humble by allowing anyone to use his HOH bathroom and bed for "naps". Downstairs Ronnie goes to Russell to talk to him about the "deal" he has with Jeff and Jordan but basically calls Russell his "bro" in the game. Ronnie walks away as Russell does the "jerk off" method to the camera. What the fuck? Russell is all about keeping Ronnie but now he's not.

Chima comes into the bathroom with Jessie and both are bashing Lydia and how she screamed "fuck" when she found out Russell won. SUPER JEALOUS Chima makes a comment about how Lydia is going to be "all over you" offering rub downs and back rubs. Russell still doesn't reveal who is target is.

Kevin is BASHING Jessie upstairs in the HOH room with Jordan and Lydia. About how he is mean to her about the Have Not thing. Jordan is all about bashing Jessie. They also talk to Lydia about how everyone knows how Lydia likes Jessie. Kevin points out how Jessie has "2 girls are doing everything for him". Kevin is LOVING the Jessie bashing. Lydia is quick to jump ships again as a good game player does. If the house in power hates Jessie, hate him.

Jordan talks about Jeff "yelling" at her for putting his name in the ballot of Have Not nominees. Kevin wants to "rage" in the Diary Room about Jessie. Now Jordan tells Lydia how he told Jeff "you owe me" which pisses Lydia off. Kevin just keeps harping how Jessie treats Lydia.

Next they talk about the "power player". How "fun" it would be fuck with HOH. Jordan says if Ronnie gets it how she is "freaking out of here". Kevin says we all have to assume someone has it now. They talk about Russell's nominations. They assume Ronnie is one and Lydia is vocal about staying up there to talk to Russell to get herself off the block.

Downstairs Jessie and his gang are well aware of Lydia and Kevin living up in the HOH room to save their asses. Jessie says "that's how the game is played". Russell is in the HOH room and leaves it with Lydia telling him she has to talk to him later. He says okay.

Later in the storage room Chima, Natalie and Jessie talk about Russell wanting to possibly put up Kevin and Lydia. And even if Ronnie goes up against Lydia or Kevin that Ronnie stays over either one of them. Chima can't understand why Russell would want to keep Kevin or Lydia over them three. Jessie is worried Russell will fuck him over. They all hate how Lydia, Kevin and Jordan are just "squatting" upstairs.

Jessie and Natalie move to the Have Not bedroom. Natalie's point is how Jordan kept telling Jeff to "play it out" meaning not even Russell was safe had Jeff won. Jessie notices when he wants to talk to Russell how Russell "looks down". Jessie is worried he'll leave week 4 again. Jessie then tells Natalie that this "slop" thing really isn't going to be that hell on him. That he is really upset at the situation of Russell winning HOH and not Chima. Jessie hopes he and Natalie can make it past this week.

HOW FUNNY! Natalie is "disgusted" by using the same pillows and sheets the other Have Nots have been using for the past few weeks. This coming from THE GIRL WHO PROMISES NOT TO SHOWER FOR A WEEK!

Both continue to bitch and moan about their situation and then they both flip off the cameras together. Then we hear someone behind the wall say "That's So Funny" which 'causes them to laugh back at the guy on the other side of the wall who is obviously not a fan of Jessie. Jessie wishes he could grab the "douche bag" on the other side of the wall and shake him as he yelled about something regarding making fun of someone behind a wall, like the wall protecting them from being called out. Then minutes later Jessie says "I'm sorry for flipping you off". Now they have fun about being bundled up in the cold as fuck room.

Finally Lydia and Russell talk alone in the HOH room. Lydia brings up the stupid ball to her head earlier and how Russell went AWF again after her snapping at him and her taking it "so personally". Jordan comes upstairs to shave her legs in the HOH tub. Their talk continues.

She flat out says she and Ronnie are going up. Russell loves how everyone assumes who is going up. She baby talks and tries to act cute around Russell about when he yelled at her and brings up his secret storage room with Ronnie. Both tell each other how they both heard they want each other out. Russell says that is "not true".

Lydia is throwing Natalie and Russell under the bus about how they told her that Russell wants Lydia out! Russell says when and "are you kidding me". Lydia is just ready to throw everyone under the bus. Russell flat out tells Lydia how she's making up whatever he's telling him about Natalie and Jessie. She says "if you put me up just please tell me before hand".

OHHH GOD Lydia tries to compare herself to Russell in terms of mannerisms. Russell is getting annoyed with Lydia harping on his apologizes. Lydia's main goal here is to make sure his anger for her is something over nothing. NOT GONNA WORK.

Downstairs Jessie coahes Chima on what to tell Russell and how he's trying to get them three safe and something about Kevin. Natalie accidently clocks Chima in the face and they all laugh about it. Chima is pissed at Lydia's kiss ass tatics. Kevin comes in and stops the game talk.

Later Natalie goes upstairs and waits for Jordan to leave. She does. Chima laughs her way in and gets on the bed with Russell. Jessie is in the DR and will join them soon after. Chima starts in how "those bitches" will be on your ass all week. Jordan comes back in to get her microphone. She leaves again.

Russell makes a joke about how everyone wants to be my best friend now. Chima then says "remember who your friends are from the beginning". Chima says how Lydia was overheard telling Jordan to keep Jeff motivated. Chima then talks about overhearing the HOH deal and when she came in telling who won that Lydia yelled "FUCK" really loud.

Natalie asks him about his "plan" and Russell says he can't "lie" and go back on his word and how "sleazy" it is. Natalie says "then Jeff and Jordan are safe". Russell then wants to talk to everyone and make a decision. He also says there is a move he wants to do that would go against his word but he'll explain it later.

Russell also points out Ronnie and Jordan are now friends. Natalie says she doesn't care who goes up, a mix of Michelle, Ronnie, Kevin or Lydia. Then they talk about the "power" and how Russell could win it. Then they talk about how Jessie defended Russell's "cocky" and "bluffing" antics that certain people were talking about when they watched Russell.

Russell just said "at least Jessie made it to the jury house". Jessie, Natalie and Chima are safe as told by Russell in the room. He just told them that all of them will make it to the jury house with him. Russell talk about how Jeff trying over and over to make a deal for Russell to drop but Russell could see Jeff's cards in how he was "hurting" and "fucking dying". Russell says he would stay up there for 4 more hours and that he would have gone into "shock" before falling off.

Russell then is flat out honest how he will be putting up Ronnie. Russell admits he wants to also put up Lydia. Russell is now after Ronnie again. Something Ronnie said about playing this game for his wife and how he'll lie to anyone. Natalie then brings up how if Ronnie leaves this week that makes YOU and everyone else a target again. Russell says this is a "win, win" situation if Ronnie goes up and goes out. Ronnie is DEFINITELY going up.

Russell tells them both again that they will not go up or be backdoored. Little does Russell know that if Ronnie is up on the block against Lydia or Kevin or Michelle, that their 3 votes could take out the other person. This week they would need 4 votes to be majority. All they need is one extra vote, Michelle's, if she's not the block to take out Lydia or Kevin if they are on the block against Ronnie. DRAMA!

Both argue about Kevin and Lydia dropping one after another. How Kevin dropped first and won $5,000 bucks and how Lydia just said "fuck this" and dropped. How "safe" they feel in the game is really bothering them. Both softly push for Kevin and Lydia to be on the block together, hinting at it. Chima says she wants Lydia out but Russell wants Ronnie out.

Russell is also worried about the votes, that if Ronnie goes that HE GOES and not some surprise vote. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW!

Later Jessie sits with his big hot feet on the glass table up in the HOH room. Natalie and Chima are there with Russell. The basics of the talk is Jordan is "staking out" in front of the HOH room while they talk. Russell pushes how he wants Ronnie out this week and Jessie is shocked that Ronnie is the target but plays along how it is okay to vote out Ronnie. Jessie seems not wanting to fight to save Ronnie so badly because he feels that whoever Ronnie is up against that him, Chima and Natalie would vote out the other person.

Russell is also pissed that Ronnie "swore" on his religion about his lies, something that really bothers Russell. Jessie is also talking a mile a minute and screaming his words in excitement when really he's nervous as fuck and trying to make sure he's good with Russell. He and Natalie also find out Lydia already threw them both under the bus earlier. Russell says he doesn't believe it. They also talk about how Lydia would give hand jobs and blow jobs to stay, Jessie doesn't admit to his handjobs given by Lydia.

Russell tells them to keep telling Ronnie that "I don't know who he's putting up". Russell wants to make Ronnie sweat it out and not tell him because in the rule book you are not allowed to tell the person you're nominating to give the show a good "I'm nominated" reaction.

All suspect the power will be to fuck with the HOH's power and how it will be Jordan. Jessie suggests that if Ronnie stays up on the block then Jordan, who would possibly win it, would have no reason to use it. But hopefully Jessie will pitch the idea of not putting up Ronnie to force Jordan or Jeff to waste their power to put up Ronnie FOR YOU! PERFECT!

And if they don't use their power then either Kevin or Lydia go home this week and then next week force Jeff or Jordan who may have a great chance of having HOH can go after Ronnie on their own. But again they can only suspect what the power is and how to work around it. If only they had days to think on this. OH WAIT! They do! Well actually no, less than 24 hours for Russell to not nominate Ronnie. I'm pretty sure he will nominate Ronnie. All laugh at how Jordan would not know how to use the power if granted it.

Now they talk about how Casey and how he left. Jessie decided that he wouldn't say anything to Casey as he knows Casey will say things, supposely regret it after he realizes it is just a game, what Jessie told him on his way out and was just happy to see him go. Jessie though can't believe how he is the "asshole" when Casey lied to everyone in this room. All agree with them. They also talk about Russell screaming and cussing about how the mystery vote was.

Jessie keeps dropping fuck bombs here and there, still very nervous. A side I have not seen in Jessie. This is a very very nervous scarred shitless Jessie. Ahhh shit Kevin is upstairs now in the HOH room and the TALK STOPS and turns into endless mindless chatter. Kevin gets comfortable in the large spinning chair and gets under the covers.

UH OH! What an interesting conversation Kevin is starting. He talks about being on slop is a mind fuck to him. He wants to trade his $5,000 dollars he won in tonight's Endurance comp to trade with Natalie to have her "slop free" pass. He says he doesn't care about the 5 grand and only wants the $500,000 dollars at the end. I mean THEY ALL do but you just don't say it outloud. That's just so BAD in Big Brother land. Everyone got quiet for just a split second after he said it. Expect that quote to be up for discussion later tonight.

Friday July 31st Part 2

Morning has come and gone so let's KETCHUP on what's happening in the Big Brother house. Russell is basically telling everyone and their mother that he wants Ronnie out for swearing on his religion and the bible. WHATEVAS! I could have sworn religion was not going to be brought into this game this season. Well thanks for that NATALIE 2.O! {Remember Natalie from Season 9, Couples season, the girl who shot breast milk out of her titty?}

Russell also makes yet another deal in the house. This time with Jeff. Jeff is down for it. What's hilarious is they self title their 2 person alliance the Hot Guy Alliance. Again.. perfect time to pull this one out... WHAT THE FUCK EVAS!

Next the Douche Bag Alliance of Russell and Jeff talk about who to put up next to Ronnie. Both tend to lean towards Kevin. Well that's just perfect for Michelle, Jessie, Natalie and Chima. Vote Kevin the fuck out and keep Ronnie fucking with the Douche Bag alliance.

Ronnie talks with Russell and tries to throw Lydia under that Big Brother bus super hard. Ronnie wants Lydia up there on the block. Ronnie also claims innocence in the idea of backdooring Russell week 2. How it was Jeff and Jordan's idea. OHHH! Russell can't wait to tell Jeff this, I'm sure of it! Russell then LIES to Ronnie telling him he's safe this week. Little does Russell know that Ronnie is VERY safe if he's up against either Kevin or Lydia.

Michelle is next to talk to Russell and pushes for Kevin and Lydia to be put up. This is a problem because of Russell is hearing most of the house wants Kevin and Lydia out then Ronnie may not go home this week. UH OH! Everyone should be pushing for Ronnie to be out this week just to lie to Russell's Douche Bag Face to trick him into thinking they all have his back when they don't.

Ohhh fuck! Michelle talks about wanting Ronnie out, which is a good thing but then she slips up talking about how she was pulled into an alliance she wasn't happ with. She NAMES them all, Jessie, Natalie, Chima and Ronnie! BITCH! Good way to explode your bridge with that side stupid BITCH! I thought you were smart. You keep quiet in case the power flips back to their side next week, IDIOT!

AHHH FUCK! Now Kevin talks to Russell and makes a deal with him. Kevin is NOT going on the block! The deal is I don't put you up this week you don't put me up next week. Kevin is gunning for Ronnie to be on the block and evicted. I'm surprised Jessie wasn't tossed in but I suspect Kevin is scared Russell will tell Jessie this.

Next up is Jordan. She too pushes for Ronnie and how she doesn't believe a damn word he says, something about an apology Ronnie gave her some minutes ago and how she doesn't believe her. Jordan also, like a big idiot, swears to GOD and everything else on earth that if she wins HOH she won't put up Russell if she wins HOH. DAMN IT!

Next up is Lydia's talk with Russell. She pushes for Natalie to go on the block, for Russell to put up and for the house to take her out. But if Russell is proving to the house how "good" is word is then why do that? Lydia is aware she's going on the block with Ronnie and just tries to talk her way out of it. In this talk Russell suspects a deal between her and Jessie and she denies one ever being one. I mean really there is no deal between them, just friends who look out for each other. Russell is the one making final 2 deals with everyone in the house and even the plants on the walls.

Lydia then tries to push for Jessie and Natalie to both be nominated. Russell toys with the idea but I just can't seem him going back on his word if he wants to be all high and mighty during his HOH reign. Lydia is on key with naming Chima, Jessie and Natalie as one secret alliance and Russell and Ronnie as another secret alliance. I mean the first one is true but they can only speculate, the other alliance is about to be killed this week.

Later Jessie, Chima and Natalie go into the HOH room to discuss the nominees. Chima is very hard pushing for Lydia to go up and out but this fear is only caused by Russell's lies and how he pushed for Chima to believe Lydia was after her when really she isn't.

Chima is called to the Diary Room to kill the "get out Lydia" talk and Ronnie comes in. Russell wonders if Jordan is "playing" Jeff and they don't think so to some degree based on her stupid gameplay. Jessie complained to the Diary Room about how Jordan tried to be "fair" and how the Diary Room made some comment about how this was "fair" on how she did it. Jessie is still pissed about being on slop even though he pretends not to.

Ronnie then brings up how she told Jeff "no" when he said to put Ronnie's name in the running for being put on slop. If you don't know Jordan won the power to put any 3 people on slop this week, a prize in the Endurance comp that she won for being fifth out. Jessie wants to make it know that he will remember Jordan and still go after her for this move. Russell will of course tell this to Jordan later tonight.

Jessie already says if this power comes to him next week he already knows which 3 people he will put on it but he doesn't name names which would lead a very paranoid Russell into thinking he could be one of them. Jessie should know better than to say how it wouldn't be anyone in that room. That's Russell's problem. He looks far too hard into what people say and tries to read between the lines and assumes what you really mean when infact you are just probably saying something simple yet in Russell's mind there is far more there to it. That sentence I just wrote is as confusing as Russell's mind.

Now we wait to see who Russell nominates. It should be no suprise that Lydia and Ronnie will both be nominated.

Nominations are over. Surprise! Ronnie and Lydia are nominated! Russell was pretty fucking mean in his nomination speech to Ronnie according to Chima. Looks like Ronnie should have gotten out Russell week 2 instead of Laura who would have still self destructed in the weeks to come. Now had Russell been evicted then Jeff would have won the Endurance comp this past Thursday. So many what if's.

Jessie, Natalie and Chima have agreed to most likely let Ronnie go this week to move forward in the game. They all want to hopefully play POV in order to save themselves from the Coup d'etat twist. And if they have POV they are probably most likely not going to use it on Ronnie. If the votes are there they may try to vote to keep Ronnie but I see Jeff and Jordan using Michelle to set up Natalie, Chima and Jessie into thinking they have majority votes and then making them look like fools on eviction night thus turning Russell officially against them. Would Michelle do this to fuck her own game, I know I would!

Later, around 9:30pm, in the Bike room Jessie, Natalie and Russell talk. Jessie wonders if Ronnie does get POV who goes up. Russell is quick to say Kevin, like it's not a problem. Jessie then asks if Kevin is up against Lydia that Russell wants Kevin out. Jessie and Natalie keep pushing how Ronnie is now talking with Jeff/Jordan which Russell feels he's just going around the house to get votes. Russell leaves and they figure Michelle would not vote to keep Ronnie and to just wait until after POV to see where the votes lie.

Russell believes he's playing the perfect game. He believes he's set up this week for no one to go after him next week. That everyone will attack each other believing Russell is part of their "team" to get out their enemy. Russell is still unaware NO ONE in the house trusts him, not even Chima. So um yeah Russell, good luck with that. I can only hope you're next week's target after you WASTE your HOH TAKING OUT SOMEONE ELSE'S TARGET, meaning you should have left Ronnie for Jeff and Jordan to focus on! Then again Jeff and Jordan may think Russell is on their side to take out Jessie and Natalie. I guess it all depends on who wins HOH next week.

Later Ronnie talks with Michelle in the Pool room. He pitches his game play for next week. He wants his vote with Chima, Natalie and Jessie's to keep Ronnie this week. Evict Lydia. Next week Russell is a "sitting duck". That He, Michelle, Chima, Natalie, Jessie and Kevin all get to play in HOH next week. That Jeff and Jordan would be alone fighting for Russell and when they most likely don't win then Russell is the target. Little does Ronnie know that Allison Grodner, the show's producer who loves to fix the game, will give Jeff and Jordan the power to save the nominees and if the power isn't use this week and saved for next week, well expect Russell to be saved next week by Jeff and Jordan. So there goes that plan right out the fake Big Brother window!

UH OH! Ronnie tells Michelle how Russell was lying about the infamous Pool room chat that he and Casey overheard last week between him, Kevin and Lydia. He says Jessie and Natalie KNOW that Russell was lying about his shit. What pisses off Michelle this week is how Lydia thinks she's so safe and walking around "smiling". She also points out how her "wishy washy" behaviour towards Ronnie benefits them both in this game.

Ronnie does make a good point about how Russell loves to "act" like he's religious and doesn't bring religion in the game when he acts like an asshole. AHHH SHIT. Ronnie is telling Michelle that he's already talked to Natalie, Chima and Jessie and how he ALREADY HAS their vote. OHHH FUCK! Ronnie tries to explain why Russell is throwing Ronnie up as a bible swearing liar and how him being labeled as a liar is all based on Russell's liar.

Ronnie says Russell is just "jealous" of his friendship with Jessie. Michelle points out how obvious it is that Jeff and Russell are now a team. Ronnie warns Michelle that once he leaves that "Russell WILL JUMP SHIP". He's right! Ronnie claims that "if I stay on there" that Jessie, Natalie and Chima will vote him up no matter what and how "key" Michelle's vote is to the future of the game.

Ronnie says how Russell will pull Jeff, Jordan, Kevin and Lydia onto his side making a new house majority leaving Jessie, Natalie and Chima the three miniority houseguests. Michelle is somewhere in the middle yet again but how Russell looks at her as a "threat" and very "smart". Ronnie tries to say that Russell named her to be a target at the end of the week one. Michelle does see Russell seeing her as a threat because Michelle has self titled herself as the "strongest girl in the house". They end their chat due to noises in the other room.

Michelle goes to change to get into the the hot tub and on her way out to the bathroom Russell grabs her and hugs telling her "you know you can trust me". She plays it off with a nervous laugh and "yeah i know I can trust you" meaning how he didn't put her on the block this week.

Chima heads upstairs to talk to Russell and laughs about their "date" sucks in the HOH room. Russell wants to know what's going on downstairs. She keeps saying she wants Lydia gone but is quick to say she will do as Russell says. Russell almost gets angry for just a tiny bit wanting to get out Ronnie. She laughs it off by telling him she will do what he wants.

Russell says again and again how he wants Ronnie out. Chima says how Russell won't know where the votes came from. He says he can. He says Jeff, Jordan, Michelle and Kevin would vote out Ronnie. Chima then laughs saying me, Natalie and Jessie would vote out Lydia. Pretty simple.

Russell then says he is "forced" to go to a new alliance, just like Ronnie predicted, and it shows him that Ronnie more important than him to Natalie, Chima and Jessie. She laughs it off again how they will all vote out Ronnie for him. Russell is getting scared! She tells Russell how "mean" he was at the nomination ceremony and then she says "it was very well said".

Chima wonders why Russell hates Ronnie so much. Russell tries to say it was Ronnie wanting to Backdoor him later, how Ronnie "fucking" lied to him again about that infamous Pool room chat, how he insulted his "religion and faith" and is now just dropping the "f" bomb left and right. This issue gets Russell's blood boiling. Chima then says "Have you lied in this game". Russell's defense is "I haven't lied 7 times to the same person". BULLSHIT!

Chima says she doesn't trust Lydia and is back again to how she will do what he wants this week. Russell wants to know why she hates Lydia more than Ronnie. She starts in how Ronnie hasn't done anything to their side and only to the "other side" of the house. How he didn't nominate Jessie and Natalie as everyone wanted or how he didn't backdoor Russell how many people wanted. Chima tries and tries to show Russell Ronnie isn't that bad and softly telling him without using the words, YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE!

Chima says how Ronnie was the "closest" to her since Michelle tried to vote her out. Now Russell thinks he was the ONE that started the whole "let's keep Ronnie" plan and how it wasn't Jessie. BULLSHIT! Jessie and Natalie were just shocked you went along with it after they already planned to keep him with or without you Dr. Will FUCKING WANNABE!

Chima tries to tell Russell that Ronnie was not working both sides as Russell seems to think and how Ronnie was already playing for "our side" of the house and not pulled in after Russell "saved" him during week 3. Chima then asks if "you're getting mad at me" and he's quick to point out how "you're really lobbying for him really hard".

Russell finally agrees that everyone in the game has lied so placing blame on Ronnie for lying is just not really the issue. Russell FINALLY reveals why he's really after Ronnie. The week Laura went home Ronnie tried to set up Russell to be evicted the next week and how Russell caught Ronnie in that plan. Little does Russell know Ronnie is already trying to set up Russell's eviction AGAIN downstairs with Michelle but that damn Coup d'etat is going to fuck up everything! I see Russell winning this game. It's like everyone is aware of him yet everyone wants to save him for their voting team.

Russell says for the first few weeks he's done what Jessie wanted and now this week he wants his team to do what he wants, hence getting out Ronnie. Chima pushes off the subject knowing she can't win Russell into thinking keeping Ronnie is a good idea. They go into random stories and laughing about things, including "fat" Braden, a term Russell called him.

Chima then admits that she doesn't think Braden wasn't a "racist" or "bigot" but still does believe there's something like that hidden underneath him. TRUE DAT! She says she called him that week one during the live eviction to "simply get a rise out of people". Russell doesn't laugh with her and she notices it. Russell thinks Chima "ruined" whatever he was outside the house. She admits she "made a mountain out of a mole hill". She says had he called me a "N" word then she would have reacted strongly.

Russell just keeps harping on Chima's behaviour towards Braden's behaviour. Russell does seem a bit bothered about it as Chima keeps trying to defend herself. Now they are back to talking about random shit and almost under the same blanket just having a conversation about anything and everything.

Later around 11pm Ronnie talks with Natalie in the Have Not bedroom informing her how he thinks he has Michelle on their side to vote out Lydia. Natalie basically tells Ronnie that her and Jessie will not vote him if the votes are not there. Then he tells Ronnie to wait until after POV to see what we can do in regards in keeping him.

Kevin goes to Natalie later in the Red Room and talks about his push for Ronnie to be evicted and that how he wants to just check in on his alliance with her and her team. Then they talk about the infamous Pool room chat between him, Lydia and Ronnie, the one where Casey and Russell overheard through the door. Kevin is basically revealing how nothing "game like" was said in there and Natalie is still trying to find out how if Russell was lying. She says Casey told her that Jessie or her name was NEVER mentioned at all but according to Russell, it was. This gives Jessie, Natalie and Chima perfect reason to vote to keep Ronnie if Michelle agrees to go in on with them. Now they have intent and a reason to FUCK RUSSELL!

Kevin is under the impression that Ronnie LIED to everyone in the house about their infamous Pool room chat when Natalie knows it was Russell who LIED. This is PROOF! Natalie is very interested in this conversation and is on the edge of her seat. Kevin thinks Ronnie is out to fuck him and Lydia's friendship and out to fuck Lydia, Natalie and Jessie's relationship.

Saturday August 1st

Just as midnight passes Jeff, Kevin, Lydia and Jordan talk outside about the votes if POV is not used. Lydia calls it saying how Natalie and Jessie may try to pull in Chima to save Ronnie and how they could get Michelle to work with them. All believe they can get Michelle's vote on getting Ronnie out. Then Jeff makes fun of Michelle for thinking she would be backdoored this week and how nobody cares enough to backdoor Michelle. OUCH! Kinda true but still OUCH!

Inside Natalie talks with an emotional Ronnie in the Pool room about this situation reminds him of a life situation that he went through where he "lost all my friends and had to move 3 hours away". Not sure what but Natalie tries to get Ronnie focused on winning POV tomorrow. Natalie then says "remember this is a game" and Ronnie does say he's not taking it "personally" but it is bringing back past experiences in his life. Now if only Ronnie could do this in front of Michelle. He also knows Lydia is a "pawn".

Natalie then says no matter what "you have my vote" and how she won't go back her word. He almost cries again thinking about his wife and something about God. I'm waiting for him to look at the camera about him fake crying but so far nothing. He says he will read his bible and go to bed. Natalie sheds NO TEARS for an emotional Ronnie. She moves outside to see who's talking and then moves back inside. The outside group notices her move.

Lydia calls them outside a "little family" as the people upstairs consider they are a "little family". Lydia is aware Natalie is trying to "start shit" to Michelle about her and wants to tell Natalie something about how this week is a perfect chance to get her out and to just "squash" their beef again this week to stop any campaign to get out Lydia.

Inside Natalie moves around the house. Michelle is no one where in sight. Natalie finds Michelle in the HOH room with the rest of the house. She connects with the upstairs crew and tells them how she can't eat "red" candy because of the dye in it and how it will make her break out and if she eats too much it will cause her throat to close and "die". She says Big Brother put something medical in the storage room for her to use if she eats something she shouldn't have. Maybe they should put it in the fucking kitchen, don't you think?

POV players. Michelle, Kevin, Jessie, Lydia, Ronnie and Russell. POV has not been played yet. GOOO RONNIE! I love when the people that are suppose to go home don't by winning POV.

I'm back! Let's play KETCHUP! Michelle won POV. Ronnie wants her to use it and Michelle is not sure since it would make new enemies for her that weren't there for her before. Russell is back hating Ronnie in full force screaming at him and cussing at him in front of everyone. What's up with everyone's bipolar tempers this year?

The POV comp had to do with counting shit, not actual shit but just stupid shit, like one of them being rats in a box. Hundreds of rats in a box. A stab at Ronnie's rat-like behaviour. Not sure who came in second or if Ronnie almost won. I just know Russell and Jessie's ego's both got shattered again, especially Russell who thinks he's going to win everything. IDIOT.

Later we find out Kevin, the DOUCHE BAG on Slop who is a Have Not this week with Jessie and Natalie, was caught by Jessie and Natalie eating grapes! BUM BUM BUHHHH! They both reported this to the Diary Room and the DR said they would make not of it. You see the night of the Endurance comp, after it was all done Kevin was put on slop by Jordan's Have Not power. He then ate a chip in the HOH room which pissed off Jessie and when he told the Diary Room they just told him how they would fucking excuse it because of the long endurance comp BUT BUT KEVIN fucking barely lasted in the damn Endurance comp, that's no fucking excuse.

Russell has opened up to his friend Jessie in the HOH room about his annoyance with Chima. He thinks his and her "relationship" is one sided and he's just tired of her. He doesn't want to piss her AWF in case she gets HOH next week. Russell is either lying to Jessie because he and Chima are planning this grand big fight Monday night or he really is just sick and tired of her. You see last night Chima and Russell thought it would be funny to plan out this hatred they suddenly had for each other and fight big Monday night. Then they would let people think they were mad at each other and then I guess eventually tell everyone it was all a big joke. Not sure if this telling Jessie was part of the plan. So what does Jessie do, run and tell Natalie about how Russell can't stand Chima anymore! Natalie is just DONE with Russell.

Later the big talk between Michelle and Jeff begins. Something about Michelle wanting final 2 with Jeff. What the fuck? Now Jeff suddenly has final 2 with Jordan, Russell and now Michelle? Just fucking give him the money already. Next they talk about Ronnie. Michelle makes it seem like she has no interest in using the Veto and how she wants Ronnie out. She also mentions how she can't trust Russell.

Michelle also warns Jeff that if he spills their talk to anyone, even Jordan that she and him are DONE. Jeff could give 2 shits about Michelle. He goes along with it. From this conversation Michelle gets from Jeff that he is wanting to keep Russell around, that their HOH deal this week comes off as a one week deal but Michelle already suspects it could be longer in the game due to Jeff defending Russell even though she admitted to not being able to trust him.

Jordan comes into the mix and she is quick to gather their votes next week if she's on the block against anyone. Jeff and Jordan both promise her their votes. Michelle's next big target in the house is Kevin for some weird reason, something about a lie she caught him in but she doesn't explain the lie.

Michelle is full on in game mode here. The girl is crazy upset with Ronnie about him being a liar and doesn't want him in the jury house at all. She's all Team Jeff at this moment. She's all about them now being final 3. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT STUPID BITCH, they'd take each other over you. IDIOT. She asks them if they are aligned with anyone in the house and they LIE to her. Good, when she finds out that they lied to her she can fuck them over later in the game.

Michelle's DICK is so hard for Jeff and Jordan that this dumb bitch wants to be in an alliance with them, an alliance that has a fucking name to it. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER? Why these 2 douches?

After Michelle goes into the Diary Room to talk about fucking over Jessie's side of the house Jeff and Jordan are quick to talk about Michelle. How they like her and hope that she can trust Russell like Jeff can. Jordan talks about how if she gets HOH she will put up Jessie and Natalie... so expect them both up if they don't have HOH or POV next week. You just fucking know Jeff and Jordan will get the Coup d'etat power, a gift from Allison Grodner herself.

AHHH SHIT. Both talk about saying "prayers" at night before they go to sleep. Yet earlier with Michelle they bashed Ronnie for reading the bible earlier in his room and around the house. Russell was praying upstairs earlier in his HOH room before POV. I mean God can only give one of your fuckers the grand prize money, all those who ask I believe NEVER win.

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July 28, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Week 3 Part 2

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Tuesday July 28th

Just minutes before midnight Lydia got the bright idea to play a prank on Jessie! He's knocked the fuck out on the backyard couch, his legs exposed and one hung over the couch backing. Lydia rushes to grab some pink nail polish and begins to paint them, first the right foot and then the left foot. Everyone is laughing and in on it. Casey saw it for a second and then went inside during the middle of Jessie's prank.

Natalie came outside and saw it and I figured she would wake up Jessie but told Lydia to do the other foot. Finally both feet are done and everyone is trying to keep their laughter in. They all say to say Jeff did it and then they decide to pin it on Casey. Everyone goes inside to leave the sleeping "beast" alone.

Later Lydia comes back outside alone and reverts back into baby voice mode. She makes small talk but scary small talk talking about how she is thinking about him in a "special way". Jerk off special way? Blow Job special way? Cum on my breasts special way? What way Lydia?

The other thing going on in the house is Russell. He earlier dived into the pool and hit his head on the bottom of the pool. NO DIVING! So later that night, during Showtime After Dark he started to complain of a really bad headache and then talked about being "woozy". He went straight to bed without seeing anyone in the Diary Room or even requesting to see a doctor.

Later during the midnight hours Jessie wakes up and finds his toe nails a pretty shade of pink. He is at first pissed but then takes the joke in stride. He is actually impressed how much polish they got on him. He keeps asking "who did it" and everyone hints at Lydia.

Meanwhile Casey has grabbed a pot and a pan and headed into the Diary Room. Natalie is spreading to everyone how Casey is up to something and she tells Chima, Ronnie, Kevin and Michelle in the bathroom what Casey may be up to tonight. They talk about Russell waking up angry and hitting Casey but Ronnie says we'd loose 2 people this week, first Russell and then Casey. And now we wait...

Casey is back outside smoking with no pot and pan. Well Casey again is all talk and no action. After he came out of the Diary Room he put them back in the cabinet. Casey is now in bed talking with Jordan AGAIN how Ronnie is having fun with them all after he did what he did. Casey just can't understand it.

Casey talks about now "getting through" Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, getting the week overwith. Casey downplays "getting Chima's vote" plan. Casey thinks the house is "scared" at Jessie and how he can't do anything now after his power is over. Well if the vote comes to a tie it really isn't that over but you know what Casey means, no one else can be thrown on the block.

OHHH SHIT! Around 1 in the morning Michelle is talking with Ronnie and Chima in the Bike room about Lydia and Kevin trying to pull her to Jeff's side of the house! Michelle is throwing Kevin and Lydia under the bus. Ronnie says Lydia and Kevin are the ones flip flopping every week. Chima is all on board. It looks like the Brains and Athletes are back on track from their week one alliance.

So first last night Russell, Jessie and Natalie agreed that they were done with Kevin and Lydia while at the same time last night Lydia and Kevin were done with the Athletes minus Jeff. Now The Brains all agree they are done with Lydia and Kevin and Lydia and Kevin are under the impression Michelle can be "won" over to their new side with Jeff/Jordan once Casey is gone.

Lydia is sooo fucked in this game destroying all alliances and friendships. Kevin is just the person she'll throw in front of her when everyone starts attacking her. Back to the Brains conversation. They talk about how if HOH is still Majority Rules to do the trick to win by answering all the same.

Ohhh Ronnie is a sneaky one. They plan on taking out Jeff and Jordan quick if it's Majority Rules by whispering loud enough for Jordan to hear how they are selecting "A" and when she tells Jeff the plan that they will do that when everyone else switches to "B" thus taking them both out very quickly. They laugh that they are the Brains and that's why those 2 got outsmarted, you know had that happened. I still see Big Brother aka Alison Grodner switching it up to do Miniorty Rules.

They talk about taking out Lydia next week or Jeff. How if either goes home that the other one, meaning Kevin and Jordan, are "lost". Which is true but not really. The 4 pact alliance then becomes a 3 pact alliance. Ronnie is a little annoyed with Jordan going around telling everyone they are talking game or "scheming" when really sometimes they aren't.

Michelle says Kevin or Lydia told her "now is the time to pick a side" or an "alliance". Michelle is so over them. At one point Lydia opens the door just to see who's in there. Chima calls that "some shady bullshit". I call it paranoia.

Ronnie says he got under Casey's skin because he heard Casey was crying in the HOH bathroom. Something about how Ronnie went verbally after Casey's job. Ronnie really is being a little dick, talking some mad shit about his job and being some "disgrace" to the human race. Ronnie is waiting for Casey to go AWF on him during the eviction speech and he's ready to just smile and be happy about it. Ronnie wants to tell Julie that he wants to give a shout out to "hypocrites" and "sore losers". Ronnie throughs up some hands symbols and Chima thinks he's throwing up "rat" symbols.

Ronnie of course goes too far in trashing Casey and his job. Now if Michelle spills this bad mouth to Casey then we really may have an EXPLOSIVE fight in the next few days. Michelle claims to be on Ronnie's side of the house but if she spills this to Jordan expect Jordan to tell Casey in a split second. Ronnie really is pretty much a SHIT STAIN on your show for the low coments he made. You're asking what exactly did he say, more so just about how horrible of a teacher he is, nothing more than that.

Ronnie didn't attack the kids, just Casey's morals and being a teacher at the same time. Ronnie believes if you're a teacher you have to keep the "good character" image all day long but Chima and Michelle both did defend Casey in saying he does do good for his classmates. Neither tell Ronnie to stop or that he went too far but at least they did make Ronnie stop by telling him how good Casey is with the kids. The meeting ends with Michelle telling Chima that if you hear anything negative about me that it is NOT true. Michelle agrees she won't listen to it.

Upstairs, minutes after the Brains talk, Ronnie takes Michelle upstairs to talk to Natalie and Jessie about what Lydia and Kevin said to her in regards to choosing their side of the house. Natalie is quick to tell Michelle, along with Jessie, that they have Michelle's back for the rest of the game and Natalie vows to never go after Michelle. Chima is also there now and Natalie is talking a mile a minute and can't believe what Lydia is doing. How Lydia is the "tip of the arrow" next week meaning she will go next over Jeff and Jordan. I knew Jeff and Jordan would skate to the finals.

They laugh about how Lydia found Michelle being talked to by Ronnie and Chima in the Bike room and how she was probably flipping out. They then explain to Michelle that the reason why Casey is leaving this week is because he wants to win whereas Lydia will throw it and let other people do the dirty work.

Michelle mentions how Lydia has been telling her how "beautiful" she is, like ten times today. All talk about Lydia being so nice to the Brains today so that they could go to Jeff's side of the house. Jessie does say that he will continue to hang out with Lydia, probably in fear that a scorned Lydia will out her hand jobs to the house about Jessie. Probably how small he is or how small he could be. Michelle does make a joke about Jeff and Jordan teaming up with a backstabber like Lydia. Kinda funny.

Natalie then tells all the Brains how Casey told Jessie how if he had HOH that he would have gone after the Brains, which was a lie, but still it works on getting Casey out the door this week.

Outside Lydia and Casey are talking game. Casey is feeding Lydia the hate for the other side by telling her how "someone" told Jessie what he said, Casey, Lydia and we all know it was Lydia that said it but she LIES saying she didn't tell Jessie anything. Lydia does tell Casey about how Jessie said if she gets HOH to keep him and Natalie safe and only them. Casey will probably tell Russell tomorrow and who knows if Russell will believe him anyways once the Brains and Jessie/Natalie tell him about Lydia and Kevin's backstabbing move.

Lydia claims to be upset with Jessie but really the only thing she wants is Natalie out of the house to have Jessie all to herself. Lydia claims to have caught Russell in "four lies". Um, WHATEVAS bitch. Lydia now feels Michelle and Russell are unflippable.

GET READY TO SPIT OUT YOUR DRINK! Lydia is telling Casey how she wants Jordan out because she doesn't do anything. Lydia still "love the girl" but doesn't want Jordan fighting for her in the house. Lydia wonders if Chima will be swayed to keep Casey... UM YEAH GOOD LOOK WITH THAT. Lydia says Jeff needs to let Jordan go but Casey knows that won't happen and he feels uncomfortable asking Jeff to take out Jordan. Lydia has also told this exact speech to Jordan already telling the girl she's safe no matter what this week and how Casey needs to go. Wow Lydia. You're super crazy and I LOVE IT!

3 in the morning we find Jessie and Natalie folding towels outside. Jessie tells us viewers that the Jessie and Natalie show have gained a new member, meaning Michelle. But then Natalie is quick to point out that they lost "2" today, meaning Kevin and Lydia. Both tease each other now about folding towels the "right" way. They love to give each other shit and neither take it personally, unlike other people in the house... LYDIA!

Tuesday July 28th Part 2

So the cast has woken up. But before we get to the entire cast waking up let's catch up with Jessie and Lydia's very early morning chat. Basically Lydia throws Kevin yet again under the bus on how he is talking shit about how Kevin feels Jessie is using all the girls in the house to do his bidding. WOW! Lydia will throw anyone under the bus to save herself. She claims innocence to everything and how Kevin is the one who spilled information to the other side.

She even goes as far to say Kevin is "jealous" about her and Jessie's relationship! NUTJOB! Jessie even tells Lydia that he won't be mad at her if she gets out Natalie. Shocking! Of course Jessie can always deny he said that later in the game.

Back to the houseguests waking up. Natalie and Jessie share information and Natalie is told that Kevin is the new rat of the house. I can't believe Jessie believes Lydia but I do see Jessie as a huge homophobic prick so I guess he'll believe Kevin is capable of such backstabbing.

Next they tell Chima how Kevin is the new rat and how and what he said about their side. Now Natalie, as stupid as she is, wants to call out Kevin but both Jessie and Chima have to pull her back in thinking that would be a very stupid move and hurt their game play. Natalie is such a drama queen, wanting to confront everyone on heresay. It's just stupid.

I kinda want her to call out Kevin so Kevin can call out Lydia and their BFF friendshit can just collapse on itself leaving Jeff and Jordan back to just relying on themselves. So minutes later what the fuck does Natalie do, she finds Kevin in the shower and confronts him!

He denies ever saying he was after her and the little bitch, Natalie, won't give up who told her this piece of information! Of course Jessie and Chima are fucking PISSED AWF with Natalie for not listening to them but what can they do? Nothing. All they can do is just wait until Natalie is on the block against one of them and vote her ass out.

Natalie again confronts Kevin in the bathroom right after his shower. Kevin tries to pin the shit starting on Ronnie and Russell. He tells her about him catching them in a lie about having a secret meeting in the storage room. Natalie still doesn't give up who is saying Kevin is after them but she knows damn well it was Lydia.

Kevin also revealed that the Diary Room is pushing to have him keep Casey. Well there you go, another season of DR manipulation. Kevin says he is ready to let Casey go but also doesn't see it benefiting him with Casey leaving.

Later Casey talks with Russell. Casey LIES saying he hasn't talked shit about anybody. His defense is that people come up to "vent" to him but that he still doesn't say anything bad about anyone. LIAR! Jordan is also going around the house telling everyone how "honest" Casey is. BULLSHIT! Russell listens to Casey but really still wants him out.

Now Casey refers to Jessie as "Daddy" thinking that nickname will upset Russell into thinking "Dad" is something to be upset about. Russell says he is voting how "Daddy" wants. LOL! SHUT THE FUCK CASEY.

Casey is so upset with Ronnie's comments on him being an educator that Casey is going to use the live show to "roast" Ronnie. Trashing him on national TV. Yeah we'll see if Big Brother lets you do that.

Later we find out Kevin is telling Casey and Jessie's side of the house that he's voting to do keep Jordan/Casey. Casey thinks he has Lydia's and Kevin's vote. Jessie's side thinks they have Kevin and Lydia's vote. Kevin and Lydia are just sooo fucked in this game.

OHHH SHIT! Lydia and Natalie have it out in the storage room! It'll be quick about this. Both agreed they hate each other. Both LIED to each other about talking shit about the other behind each other's back. Then Lydia throws Kevin under the bus by using Kevin's chess anaolgy and how everyone in the house is a "pawn" but Jessie and Natalie are the "Queen and King" of the house meaning the most dangerous. How many times is this TWAT going to throw Kevin under the fucking bus! Those wheels are so bloody I doubt they can even make contact with the damn street!

Lydia tries to tell Natalie that you and Jessie are a "packaged deal" whereas her and Kevin are not. Natalie calls BULLSHIT and how if Kevin is talking shit about her and Jessie that Lydia is agreeing by not stopping the talk. Lydia denies agreeing to it. LIAR! So that's the basics of their pathetic calling out of each other. They end it civil.

Around 3pm angry bitter Married couple Jeff and Jordan are in the kitchen doing random things. Jeff tells her to "fucking leave it" meaning leave the dirty dishes that the other side leaves for others to wash. Jordan and Jeff agree that they "have just had it" with the game, Casey included. Jeff says how it sucks to be a "fucking loser". YES IT DOES MUTHA FUCKER! Do something about it then. Win a HOH and fucking do something about it!

Later outside Lydia and Kevin are talking. Lydia, who threw Kevin under the bus, is telling Kevin that Michelle is the one who is probably starting shit with Kevin. Lydia is coaching Kevin what to say to the other side. How he was just talking about "different scenerios" that included going after Natalie. Oh Lydia is just crazy as fuck and it seems to be working for her. Lydia now calls Natalie is paranoia! She then tells Kevin that the only person she trusts in this game is him. THAT'S RICH!

Kevin says the only person he told this "information" to was Michelle or Casey. Kevin doesn't think it could be Lydia who is throwing him under the bus but I can't wait until he finds out because someone will finger Lydia about it very soon.

Later Jeff sends Jordan to talk to Chima. Jordan finds her in the bathroom. She flat out asks Chima if anyone has come to tell her if she and Jeff have formed some kind of an alliance with Kevin and Lydia. But just before Chima can answer THEY CHANGE THE FUCKING FEEDS off them! WHAT THE FUCK! So I don't know what happened with that conversation. FUCK.

Upstairs Jessie and Natalie tell Ronnie about how Kevin knew about Russell and Ronnie talking in the storage room. Natalie says she doesn't trust Kevin at all and how she made it seem like she wasn't going to put him up but if she gets HOH she's going to throw his ass up. Jessie tries to pin everything on Kevin, somehow secretly protecting Lydia but then says that Lydia is guilty of the same thing. Natalie says that she would prefer Lydia gone over Kevin.

Now Chima comes up fresh from her conversation with Jordan. Chima is quick to address Natalie. She starts off with "Natalie you know I love you BUT" Jordan came up to me to tell me about if anyone said her, Jeff, Lydia and Kevin were in an alliance. That they all agreed not to "show their cards" about knowing this until after the next HOH was awarded.

Natalie is quick to defend herself. Jessie says that Lydia said that. Jessie then told Natalie "you opened a can of worms" that led to this new paranoia downstairs. Jessie tries to pin this spill of information on Lydia and Kevin. Chima is wondering why do we have to keep protecting Lydia now. Chima is just done with Lydia.

Natalie wonders if they should tell Kevin that Lydia was the one throwing him under the bus. Jessie tries to calm a somewhat angry Chima down and Chima is listening. There's no raising voices, just a discussion on what's being said downstairs and the frustration of everything no longer a secret. Chima says Jordan is accusing Natalie of spilling information. Everyone thinks it was Lydia downstairs but Jessie is quick to pin it on Kevin again.

Natalie wants to confront Jordan now about calling her out. Both Natalie and Chima want to confront Jordan on who told her Natalie said this. Lydia's name will of course come out, that is if Jordan doesn't reveal her sources.

Jessie tries to stop them from confronting Jordan. How doing this doesn't change anything. Natalie still wants to talk to Jordan right now on her own and Jessie says "timing is key" and for her not to confront her now. Will Natalie listen? FUCK NO. Oh Hell No! Natalie keeps pushing to go talk to Jordan.

HERE WE GO. Natalie wants Chima to get Jordan who's outside to come inside to talk. She does as she's told and Natalie waits for her inside. The minute Jordan comes in Natalie wants to know who told her that Natalie said whatever Jordan is accusing her of, in regards to Jordan's new alliance. Natalie says she wants to know so she can confront that person and Jordan says "oh God this is so retarded".

They all 3 walk off into the house to discuss this further. Jeff tries to downplay any alliance she would have with Kevin and Lydia. Natalie is quick to say if it was either Kevin/Lydia but Jordan isn't giving that information up. Jordan says "somebody" came up to "you all" and said we were trying to form an alliance with Kevin/Lydia and how it isn't true. LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

Chima tries to calm Natalie down from confronting another person. And as Jessie predicted Jordan is going to try to pin everything on Ronnie... and Jordan does just that. Saying that either Ronnie or Michelle said this. Natalie is trying to get Jordan to admit it was Kevin/Lydia even by saying this all started with her talk with Kevin. Natalie says it is NOT Ronnie or Michelle who is saying this.

Natalie tells Jordan that she isn't putting her up and wants to know who's lying about her. Jordan now realizes that no one spilled their new alliance and how Jordan JUST DID THAT! Natalie again says "it was either Lydia/Kevin" and Jordan still PROTECTS them. Natalie does process of elimination and how Lydia/Kevin said this. Jordan keeps defending them. Chima is trying to help Jordan from protecting Lydia/Kevin. Jordan keeps going after Ronnie and Michelle but Natalie isn't buying it.

STUPID AS FUCK Natalie wants another sit down meeting. Chima is "game for that". Jordan is going to be exposed as a LIAR in this meeting. Natalie then talks to Michelle in the Red room if she said what Jordan is accusing someone said about Natalie and Michelle says that's a lie. That she didn't say anything to anyone. Michelle says Casey called her a "ho" today. Natalie calls that move "classy".

Upstairs Jessie is talking with Russell and Ronnie about Natalie going around wanting to confront everyone. How stupid it is. Jessie says that was his gameplan last year. Russell yells "everyone wants everyone out!" Natalie comes inside and says how Jordan won't give up her source but Natalie still believes it was Lydia. Which it was.

You know I'm confused as to what's going on and I'm sure you are to. Basically Lydia is playing both sides telling both sides shit about the other side and then pinning it on everyone else and how she is innocent in all of it. Basically Ronnie's game play last week except this week she is going to be exposed just like Ronnie was last week.

Russell tries to explain to Natalie about her stupid ass confrontation methods. He says everyone wants you out. You confronting anyone will just make them lie to your face and/or make them want you out more. Natalie then says she is tired of Lydia and tells Russell about Lydia's talk of going after him for his talk with Ronnie. Russell says he'll take that, put it in his bank and not show everyone "your cards". Russell is just tired of Natalie exposing her cards to everyone. Natalie then says that she wants Kevin to know Lydia is doing all this.

They tell Natalie that Kevin and Lydia will be together no matter what, that trying to break them up will do no good. They will just come back together. To leave it the fuck alone. Jessie is getting upset by saying "what the fuck are you trying to get at". Natalie is quiet as both Jessie and Russell are telling her "you are right" but to control your "emotions".

Outside Michelle and Jordan talk. Michelle tells Jordan that "you are not going home". She also tells Jordan that Jessie doesn't want you going home. Jordan wants a letter from home if she wins HOH. Michelle again tells Jordan that you and Jeff are safe this week. Jordan again warns Michelle about Ronnie. ENOUGH JORDAN, no one cares about Ronnie anymore this week. LET IT FUCKING GO!

Holy SLOP SHIT! Today is super busy in the house. Chima is now in the HOH room with Jessie and Natalie. Chima finds out that Michelle overheard Russell tell Lydia that Jessie and Natalie are this year's "donatos" meaning they are this year's Evil Dick and Daniele. When Russell was up there a few minutes ago Natalie LIED saying that Lydia was the one who told them that Russell said about the Donatos comparison. Russell was pissed saying how he can't "trust that bitch". Jessie congratulates Natalie on that sly move and how it worked in their favor.

Jessie and Natalie are also aware of Russell still working deals with everyone, including Lydia. They tell Chima that they don't want Russell to know about their alliance with Michelle. They want Michelle and Ronnie to know not to tell Russell about Michelle joining them last night. I don't see why not. This underhand unneccesary move could bite them hard later in the game.

Later Lydia goes up to the HOH room to talk to Jessie. Lydia tells Jessie how "you fucked me in a matter of 24 hours". Jessie wants to know what she's talking about. Little does Lydia know about Jessie knowing about her alliance with Jeff/Jordan. She's playfully mad at Jessie for telling Natalie everything she said about Kevin and how she knows is when Natalie confronted Lydia she said things only Lydia told Jessie the night before.

Lydia says that Natalie is wanting a big house meeting to call out other "liars" in the house that are not Ronnie. Lydia says she wants to call Kevin, me and Jordan out. Well DUH you're the liars this week! Jessie is warned that there will be a "new division" in the house even though Lydia already started that division last night.

Lydia wants Jessie admit telling Natalie everything about their talk yesterday and Jessie continues to LIE saying "how many times do you want me to tell you no". Jessie tries to turn it around on Lydia for being tighter with Kevin over him. Jessie tries to say Kevin is after Natalie because YOU are after Natalie. Jessie tries to lie his way out of telling Natalie everything when infact he did but tries to lie to Lydia. It seems to be working as Lydia just sits there staring at him and then smiles.

Lydia gives Jessie a thumbs up and is back to Jessie telling her everthing about their private chat. Lydia says how she knows Jessie told her is about the "chess pieces" that she told Jessie about and now suddenly Natalie knows about. The chess pieces are Kevin's representations of every houseguest, example, Natalie/Jessie are the Queen/King pieces.

Jessie continues to LIE. I'm over it. This is going nowhere. Lydia believes Jessie to some extent. She is back to smiling with him. Jessie says he is defending her to his side using a reference of "throwing grenades" out of the "trenches" that are meant for Lydia. Then Jessie tries to say Kevin is throwing Lydia under the bus by saying shit and wonders how you and Kevin are suddenly the big targets this week.

Lydia SHOUTS OUT that Kevin is the reason for starting a new division! She basically outed Kevin as the one who possibly formed the Jeff, Jordan, Lydia and Kevin alliance. Jessie says he doesn't care "what they say" in regards to Lydia. Jessie says that whoever gets HOH he will basically control who leaves next and that he will do whatever he can in his "power" to save her. He says "I got them" meaning he has the votes and Lydia is saying "oh great, then I'm going up next week" if she doesn't win HOH. Jessie is saving his ass with Lydia if she gets HOH.

Tuesday July 28th Part 3

Jessie and Natalie have a little pow wow in the HOH room. Basically their 2 person alliance is getting a little bit fucked because of Lydia. Natalie tells Jessie that you "believe everything she says" and how she sees Lydia in a "different way" and how Jessie sees Lydia in a different way.

Natalie is getting fed up with Jessie protecting Lydia and not catering to her confrontation antics and vice versa. Both agree they are not "mad" at each other but both are just not going to come to an agreement on the Lydia issue. Jessie is just mad that Natalie spilled parts of his private talk with her to Lydia during her confrontation earlier. Lydia defends her actions and how she didn't expose her chat with Jessie but he keeps saying that she did and uses the "slapped in the face" reference. Natalie is back to saying he can't be "fake" with people.

Jessie tries and tries to get through to Natalie about her tatics and just gives the fuck up by throwing the bed sheets over his face saying "I'm done". Natalie tries to pull off the sheets and they both wrestle around. Jessie won't tell Natalie anymore info that Lydia has said about Natalie because of her actions. But then he goes and tells her whatever stupid shit Lydia said.

Jessie says to Natalie how "you want me to stop talking to Lydia" and how he will continue to do so and whatever Natalie is doing or planning that he won't stop talking to her. Natalie also doesn't care if Kevin comes after her if Lydia is sent home next week. Both are back to disagreeing how Jessie treats Lydia or how Natalie says "kiss her ass". Jessie believes Lydia is NOT coming after them. Natalie starts talking in spanish laughing. They both laugh even though they strongly disagree over Lydia. I'm done with them and this mindless chat.

Later in the night Kevin and Lydia talk in the Pool Room. He's trying to get her to realize "everyone" is good with Ronnie, except Jeff, Jordan and Casey, who's leaving this week. Kevin laughs saying "we need to love Ronnie" or they are next after Jeff and Jordan. Lydia says she is pissed and brings it back to her and fucking Natalie... I DON'T CARE ANYMORE LYDIA!

Kevin calls "that" a disaster waiting to happen. TRUE DAT KEVIN! He pushes for her to end her friendship with Jessie. Lydia now says she doesn't want to talk to anyone until Thursday. Kevin believes they need to do "damage control". Lydia claims everyone in the house is an "asshole" except them. She then says Jessie told her that Kevin was throwing her under the bus. Kevin can't believe because he would NEVER do that to her... little does he know she did that TO HIM!

Lydia wants to tell Natalie "you have a boyfriend, lay off the guy's fucking nuts". Lydia always always brings it back to the damn Natalie situation. Kevin calls Michelle "a dumb bitch" and Kevin wants to confront her about "misunderstanding" what he said in terms of going after the Athletes. Lydia says "I don't even give a fuck" and talks about the Mob mentality going after Casey this week and next week going after them.

Kevin wants to have a sit down in the HOH with Michelle, Natalie, Jessie, Lydia and him. He wants to call Michelle a damn "liar" and she'll call it right back to him and he'll just leave it as one of them is lying. Both want to attack Michelle for their fuck up in the game. Lydia is PUSHING HARD for Kevin not to confront them because she knows she will be outed as a LIAR and the one throwing Kevin under the bus! Oh i can't wait!

Kevin then goes to Michelle and confronts her about telling the Athelets their "plan" of going after Jessie and Natalie with Jeff and Jordan's help. She basically brushes him off and could give 2 shits about it. Kevin is floored at her reaction.

So did Lydia stop Kevin from going up to talk to Jessie in the HOH? NO! He goes upstairs to talk to Jessie and Chima about what Michelle has done and how it fucked him. Lydia doesn't go up there with him for good reason. Kevin calls Michelle a "dumb bitch" to them and continues to somehow blame Ronnie for this. You see earlier Casey called out Ronnie about his very rude and underhanded "teacher" comments and Kevin isn't happy with Ronnie for taking it that low. So now Kevin is trashing Michelle about how we are trying to create some "master plan" of getting out Jessie or Natalie... when THAT'S THE TRUTH! They are so onto Kevin. All three of them lie to each other about not putting the other one up next week. WHATEVAS.

Kevin LIES to them about how if he gets HOH he will put up Ronnie and Michelle and then backdoor Jeff. Kevin has no intention of getting out Jeff for Jessie. Kevin seems to think he's coming off as a perfect angle in this conversation but expect this to get back to Michelle. Will Michelle go after Kevin thus exposing a domino effect of other fights revealing all new information? I hope so!

Downstairs Michelle and Ronnie chat in the Have Not bedroom. It seems they both want Kevin out before Lydia next week. Michelle makes fun of Kevin thinking he is a "good read of people" because he didn't see her doing what she did. Ronnie makes a good point of Kevin looking too far ahead in the game missing what's happening "right here right now". Ronnie makes fun of Kevin's gameplay with Michelle giggling along. Both move back out into the house.

Kevin is still up in the HOH room and I'm waiting for him to come downstairs and get into it with Michelle. Gonna be a fun night! Lydia, you better stay the fuck back in your room because your shit is about to hit the fan when the fights start. Kevin tells Chima and Jessie he wants to go AWF on her but they tell him not to. Chima tells Kevin that they "don't believe it" meaning Michelle but really they do. Michelle is part of Team Jessie. Kevin is not.

Chima is trashing her teammates and calling out the producers for her teammates. Kevin laughs. Minutes pass and Kevin shows them that he's ready to let Casey go, how Casey tries to tell him what to do as if he was one of his students. Chima says how Casey never "stuck to the game plan" and did his own thing, which is perfectly fine. Jessie seems to believe Kevin is still aligned with his group but not really.

FINALLY after a lifetime of them talking Kevin leaves. Chima is quick to tell Jessie that "I believe him" and she really wanted to tell him how Lydia was the one talking all the shit. Jessie believes Kevin and Lydia both came up with the idea to team up with Jeff/Jordan. Jessie says they first approached Michelle and Jordan for idea and believes Jordan turned it down like Michelle did. Actually Jessie has it wrong. Kevin/Lydia teamed up with Jeff/Jordan first and then tried to recruit Michelle but that didn't work.

Jessie tries to pick apart what Kevin said while Chima is quick to doubt Michelle again. Jessie explains how it is "week to week" to Kevin and Lydia. How when Kevin mentioned "final 5" he didn't include Ronnie. Chima does point out Lydia's methods of throwing Kevin under the bus and how that shows "disloyalty".

Ronnie comes up to the HOH and explains his fight with Casey about his comments about the "teacher" low blows. Ronnie's version is that he talked to Casey in a way that he got under Casey's skin and how Casey didn't get under his own skin. Natalie walks in and wonders what she missed.

Outside Casey is trashing Ronnie's wife. Mr. Sore Loser party of one! Back in the HOH room Jessie is bringing up how Jordan is FUCKED for Endurance HOH coming up. Jessie is pushing to "work out" Jordan to stop her from lasting long in Endurance. He talks about her being so "sore" for the Endurance HOH and how she doesn't eat right to keep her body maintained.

Later Ronnie goes into the Pool room where Lydia and Kevin are. Both hate Ronnie but play along loving him for game purposes. As they talk about everything that's happened over the past 3 weeks we find Russell and Casey listening to their conversation as they stand outside the door of the Pool room. Lydia has royally fucked herself with Russell by calling him a "liar" behind his back and spilling how Russell's verbal fights and attacks are "calculated".

It also comes up from Lydia after the Ronnie/Casey fight outside that Casey was upset how Lydia didn't defend him. She claimed to be not part of it and how she didn't have anything to say about it. After loads of information is talked about Jordan comes and interrupts them.

Russell goes RUNNING upstairs to grab Natalie and Jessie and brings them downstairs to the Bike room to talk about how Ronnie threw them all under the bus. How Ronnie said Russell is easy to take out and how he has Jessie and Natalie "fooled". Russell says he wanted to run into the room and "beat his ass". Jessie, who doesn't trust Russell at all, makes it seem like he's devasted by this Ronnie move.

Then he says how Casey was listening in to and how Kevin and Lydia threw him under the bus. Russell tells them that he said the "only person I lied to this game is Jordan" which leads Russell to believe Ronnie lied to EVERYONE. I just don't see Natalie and Jessie siding with Russell on this one.

Russell says Kevin and Lydia mentioned putting us three up. Russell then says "I don't know if Ronnie is playing both sides again" BUT WAIT, so you can Russell, something EVERYONE knows that you're doing in the game, you think you're so smart that no one sees you doing it, yet Ronnie can't play both sides. FUCK YOU RUSSELL.

Russell is upset how Ronnie said he hasn't made "deals" or "promises" to anyone in this house but Russell knows he did. SO WHAT DOUCHE BAG, is Ronnie suppose to be truthful and expose all his alliances and deals to anyone who asks him? YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T. Russell is an idiot. I already see Jessie not caring. He tells Russell "I'm not defending him" meaning Ronnie but that they need to talk to him. Now here's the kicker, Russell is LYING about Ronnie throwing them all under the bus.

OH SHIT! Outside Casey is with Michelle, Jeff and Ronnie with Lydia and Kevin using the new toys Big Brother left them to play with. Casey tries to call out Ronnie about overhearing his conversation and getting back into the "personal" shit Ronnie said about him and Lydia just GOES AWF about how Casey is turning shit around that they said in the Pool Room. That Casey is just very "bitter" about leaving and being in a banana suit. She SCREAMS AND YELLS and heads inside slamming the door.

Casey goes back to Ronnie about the things he said and Casey wants to continue bashing Ronnie behind his back by telling Ronnie how their chat is done. He tells Ronnie to have a good night. Ronnie leaves saying his night will no doubt be better than Casey's.

Lydia come back outside and defends herself against Casey. How Casey talks down to people and how he fucked over her and Kevin week one with his actions and how Ronnie alone did not fuck Casey over and how Casey is on the block because of his own mouth. THAT IS ALL TRUE. Casey then gets upset because he feels Lydia is telling him to not be upset with Ronnie yet Casey wants to keep harping on Ronnie while Lydia thinks Casey should "learn from your own mistakes" and move on. Looks like Casey just lost Lydia and Kevin's vote to stay in the house! TOO FUCKING FUNNY!

Back outside Lydia and Casey still go at it. Casey mocks Lydia's assumption or request for Casey to just forget about being backdoored and leaving. He tells Lydia to follow her own advice when she's back on the block. Lydia tells Casey to let his "anger" go and to again learn from his own mistakes. She says she will get "even" with Casey, of course by voting him out.

Russell then spreads his lies about Ronnie wanting to take out Natalie and Jessie to Jordan in the Pool Room. I see Russell throwing up other targets in the house to keep the ones off his own back. Jordan of course believes everythign Russell says. Russell then goes to tell Natalie in the Bike room to go upstairs and get away from everything, as to not expose his own lies about Ronnie.

Upstairs Chima, Natalie and Jessie talk about who to trust more, Russell or Ronnie. Jessie makes a comment about how he can't trust anyone downstairs. Chima wonders why Ronnie would start shit already. Natalie says she wants to talk to Ronnie and points out how Russell could be lying. FUCK YEAH NATALIE! Jessie acts like he is doubting Ronnie and believing Russell but I think it's only for show for Chima.

Chima wonders if Ronnie and Russell are working together. Chima is back to thinking they can trust Russell more than Ronnie but Natalie is quick to going back not trusting either.

Ronnie then goes upstairs and talks to Jessie, Chima and Natalie. Ronnie is quick to talk about Casey not knowing what Russell is doing. Ronnie rehashes the Pool room chat with Kevin and Lydia. He talks about how Lydia said how Jordan and Casey are taking Ronnie's 1st week move too personal and how she said Russell said about how Ronnie started the fight between Jeff and Russell week one. I know... what?

Ronnie says how Casey tried to threaten him how he wasn't the only one hearing the conversation room. Ronnie just focuses on the chat with Casey and how he handled it perfectly. Ronnie explains how he has "no deals with anyone" other than his Brains team and that's what Russell heard. He explains that Lydia didn't need to know anything further than that.

Michelle has joined in the HOH chat with them and nods her head to everything Ronnie is saying. Natalie then asks Ronnie if he told them about their plans to go after Kevin and Lydia. He says he did not tell them meaning he or Russell is lying. Russell is lying. Natalie then asks if Ronnie said if he was "playing" him and Jessie. He says no again. TRUTH.

Ronnie then says "I had 3 chances to put up Jessie and Natalie and I didn't". Ronnie says did Casey or Russell say I said those things. Natalie says "it was heard". The talk kinda drops after that has Jessie will need to talk to Lydia about what was really said in the room. If they will back up Russell's claims.

Then they all laught about Casey blaming Ronnie for him leaving when they all agree that it was Casey himself who is sending himself out the door. UH OH! Russell comes upstairs after telling Casey downstairs that he wants Ronnie out the door next week. Russell is back to putting the target on others instead of himself when this will blow up in his face when Lydia tells Jessie what was said in the Pool room. Lydia will not lie to Jessie. I can't wait for Jessie to see Russell as a liar again.

Wednesday July 29th

As midnight passes Casey and Lydia are now laughing about the fight they had earlier. They SHIT CHAT outside as Kevin joins them on the backyard couches. Kevin is still anti Ronnie. He tells her that Natalie is making her own garbage bags dress, something Lydia was working on for herself earlier. Kevin says for Lydia to talk to Ronnie before Ronnie talks to Natalie and fucks Lydia some more about their conversation earlier in the Pool room.

Upstairs Chima, Jessie, Natalie and Russell talk. Russell continues to throw Ronnie under the bus. Russell even goes as far to say someone in that room, Lydia, Kevin or Ronnie was talking shit about Chima. Chima is quick to believe him as Russell keeps throwing more shit in Chima's gullable ear. Jessie says Ronnie would say something "2 weeks ago, they would tell him something new". Russell goes back to how Ronnie said something about everyone to Lydia and Kevin. I don't see why Jessie believes Russell.

Russell tells Chima to "cut him off". Chima says Kevin only talks to her to talk shit about Russell and Russell wants to tell Kevin not to talk about him the rest of the game. Chima again says how Lydia is the one starting all the shit between her and Kevin.

Russell ends up leaving Chima, Jessie and Natalie. Just as Russell leaves Natalie is quick to say she doesn't believe Russell and how when she talked to Ronnie downstairs she believes him. RIGHT ON BITCH, YOU'RE RIGHT! Russell lied about what Ronnie said! Chima then says she doesn't trust either one of them but really she trusts Russell more because of the attention he gives her. She claims to be working Russell but this bitch is loving the attention.

Natalie says that Casey told Ronnie that Russell was there when they were arguing earlier. Chima then asks Natalie "why believe Ronnie over Russell" which leads Natalie to shoot back "why believe Russell over Ronnie". Natalie keeps pushing how she doesn't believe Russell. Jessie, oh stupid Jessie, thinks he can tell if Ronnie was lying by how Ronnie was doing something stupid with his foot and hands. WHATEVAS.

FINALLY Jessie wants to talk to Lydia to see "if their stories match up". Chima bitches and moans about not trusting anyone on her team. Natalie goes down to talk to Ronnie and Michelle, Jessie's "job" is to go talk to Lydia and they all laugh as Natalie barks out the "tasks". Chima then talks with Jessie that "it" meaning the problem with gossip in the house is Kevin, Lydia, Ronnie and Russell.

Later downstairs in the Bike room Natalie, Jessie and Ronnie talk about the garbage bag dresses. Apparently HOH this week is endurance and everyone participating has to make an outfit out of garbage bags to wear for the comp. So Lydia comes into the Bike room and offers to make Natalie's outfit, even adding on a "hoodie" to protect them from the rain that they may be fighting.

Lydia then says she will only do this if Natalie is "nice" to her and stops treating her like shit. Now these 2 girls have it over Jessie. Ronnie sits on one of the bikes watching while Jessie tries to interrupt but both girls tell him to stop.

Natalie is flat out honest that she believes Lydia is trying to break them up by sending her home leaving Jessie for her. Natalie never does mention the fact that she believes Lydia is "jealous" of her friendship with Jessie. Lydia wants Natalie to stop telling Jessie what to do in terms of who and who he can't talk to in this house. Lydia also tells Natalie that she doesn't open up to her and that shows her a disconnect between them. Natalie defends herself saying she doesn't want to open up to anyone about her life so she wouldn't have to relive some past life situations in the house. Lydia accepts that answer.

Natalie goes on about how she felt Lydia was after her so that is why she told Jessie to stop talking to Lydia because she felt why associate with someone who's out to put them on the block. Lydia denies and LIES about ever wanting out Natalie. They end up coming to terms that they are okay now and that whatever they had is squashed. The shake hands and everything is fine now. So far at least.

Lydia goes to her Pool room to work on the outfit and Natalie wants to tag along to help and watch. Jessie and Ronnie are left alone to talk. Jessie asks Ronnie something about the now infamous Pool room chat with Kevin and Lydia and Ronnie denies ever hearing how Lydia and Kevin are after Jessie and Natalie. Jessie looks like he's starting to believe Ronnie's chat with Lydia and Kevin was just that, a simple chat. Which it was. How Russell is lying to everyone and starting shit.

Then Jessie tells Ronnie to get "closer" to Michelle which he is and that to not tell Russell about how Michelle is now with them. Ronnie tells Jessie how Michelle even said she doesn't trust Russell. Jessie is happy to hear this.

Later in the Pool room Casey tries to work Lydia, Kevin and Natalie into keeping him so he can go after Ronnie next week. UM YEAH.. WHATEVAS! Good luck with that one Casey.

Later Natalie talks to Jessie and Chima in the downstairs bathroom. Natalie is quick to tell Jessie Casey's stupid ass plan of having five votes to take out Jordan and how he isn't trying to "fuck Jessie", WHICH CASEY IS, but that Casey just wants to stay to go after Ronnie. Jessie of course doesn't believe Casey's "word". Chima then makes a stupid ass comment about wanting to take Casey down to put up Ronnie. DUMB BITCH, Russell is LYING to your stupid ass!

Natalie continues to push how Russell is lying and Jessie says he kinda believes Ronnie and how Ronnie isn't so bad. Natalie is pushing hard how Ronnie isn't lying and how he still hasn't "fucked us", which he hasn't. FUNNY! Natalie said that if she gets HOH next week that she's still putting up Lydia no matter what. Jessie mentions Michelle, Jessie's original target this week, but Natalie says she isn't putting up Michelle.

FINALLY around 3am Jessie talks to Lydia about their infamous Pool room chat. Lydia is trying to run down the entire conversation and basically doesn't mention anything Russell said they said. BUSTED! I can't wait for Jessie to tell Natalie and Chima. Lydia is back to pushing how Russell has told Michelle how he is playing everyone, making deals with everyone and lying to everyone.

In another part of the house Natalie is working Kevin and getting his version of the chat but Kevin turns the talk more into a save Casey campaign. NOT GONNA WORK! This will only show that Kevin is going against what Jessie wants and not to be trusted. If Jordan finds out about what Kevin is doing AFTER she, him, Jeff and Lydia agreed to be a new alliance after Casey leaves, well this will KILL that alliance quick!

Jessie then LIES to Lydia back in the Bike room about how she and Natalie are fine when really Natalie still wants to go after her next week if she wins HOH. Minutes later Natalie joins Lydia and Jessie in the Bike room. They all joke about chess games and who won what and lost which games.

Morning has come and gone and Chima talks with Jessie first in the HOH room about the whole Russell/Ronnie situation. Chima does find Jessie and Lydia sleeping together in the HOH bed, of course fully clothed. Lydia leaves and then they get to talking. Based on his talk with Lydia he doesn't believe Russell and knows him to be lying. Jessie tells Chima "I know he's lying, for sure!" Just as I said would happen. Chima finds it hard to believe she can't trust Russell but that's the facts HONEY!

Chima is "like why did he do that". Jessie says he's trying to get us to take out Ronnie for HIM. Jessie says "he has been honest with us" meaning Ronnie. Jessie also believes that the cliques twist will end Thursday. He just feels it. Jessie then tries to tell Chima how Russell lied to him whereas Ronnie hasn't. He says that's why Natalie didn't buy it. Jessie also points out how Russell doesn't want Jessie and them to talk to Ronnie so that he himself can talk to Ronnie behind their backs. Trust me, later this does indeed happen. Chima finally says "Russell is playing the game all wrong".

Later Natalie comes upstairs in the HOH to talk to Jessie and Chima. They all talk about Russell again and how he's lying plus Casey's fight to stay going around gathering votes that aren't really there. There's a knock on the door. It's Jordan. She tells them about what Russell told her, about how Ronnie is targeting the Athletes. Jordan is all happy that she THINKS the house is going to hate Ronnie again. She leaves and all 3 are back to Russell spreading his lies to everyone in the house.

Later in the day Russell talks about backdooring Ronnie again next week, if he wins HOH. He tells this to Jordan. Russell knows how to get to Jordan through his anti-Ronnie speeches. She loves it.

Later outside Russell and Ronnie talk on the giant lounger chair. Russell tells Ronnie how he has his back and how much of a "good guy" Ronnie is. At one point Ronnie wants to talk to Jessie but Russell tells him NOT TO and for him to relay any information to Jessie as Jessie only listens to him. Ronnie just agrees and nods. They have their handshake on how they're all cool and Ronnie goes inside.

Ronnie immediatly finds Jessie and Chima in the Bike room. He spills his conversation with Russell and how Russell did EXACTLY what Jessie told Chima earlier today that Russell does. How he works both sids and tells both sides NOT to talk to each other and how Russell will do all the talking. BUSTED! Ronnie leaves and Jessie and Chima are quick to point out how Russell is lying and working both sides. Chima hopefully finally sees it.

Around 5pm the houseguests are now on an indoor lockdown until Thursday's live show so they can prepare for the Endurance HOH comp contraption. Holy shit Casey is not going to be able to smoke until he's evicted! I LOVE IT!

Thursday July 30th

Sometime after midnight Lydia has finished her kick ass garbage bag clothes for Natalie. I'm pretty sure Lydia did this for game purposes, probably aware Natalie has a very very good chance at winning HOH if it is endurance and she would hope this "good deed" would come with no nomination for eviction.

Later Ronnie goes into the Bike room to talk to Jessie and Natalie about the votes. Ronnie asks if the vote will be 8 to 0. Jessie says yes and both Natalie and Jessie tell Ronnie to NOT vote the other way, you know, in case there's some uprising they don't know of, which there isn't. They also talk about how Casey went to Chima yesterday to get a vote from her. He promised her that if she voted to keep him this week that he wouldn't put her up next week if he stayed and won HOH. She told him "to his face" that "I don't believe you". Basically crash and burn for Casey.

Natalie then talks about Jordan coming up to her and asking her if she was safe this week. Natalie told Jordan that Jessie only put you up as a pawn because he knew you were safe. They laugh and Jessie says "don't you ever put me up against Jordan or I'm coming after you and your first born". LOL They all laugh of course.

I forgot to mention that Russell is continuing trying to pit every houseguest against each other. This time focusing again on Chima telling her now Lydia doesn't like her and wants her out next week. It's all bullshit but who's to know if Chima really believes Russell. I tend to think she does since no guy in the house will give your the kind of attention that Russell is giving her.

Ronnie then checks with Jessie in the Bike Room that if Russell got HOH that he wouldn't put him up and "go against" the group. Don't worry Ronnie, Russell WILL go against the group and put you up. You WILL be the target. Jessie talks about Russell thinking he's got us all played and how no one believes him and how he and Natalie believe Ronnie "100%".

Later Lydia goes up to the HOH room to talk to Jessie. She begins to talk about how Kevin is "paranoid" about Ronnie and how he can't trust him or you. Jessie mocks Kevin and wants to nominate him next week. Lydia is getting annoyed with Kevin's antics and his paranoia. Jessie is just like "who gives a fuck anymore about Kevin".

Lydia then starts in on Kevin wanting to come up to Jessie to try and save Casey, talking about the "numbers". Lydia is just dropping Kevin shit and smack left and right. Both don't understand why Kevin's "mood changes with the wind". Now they talk about Russell telling everyone and them not to talk to each other... I guess so his stupid ass can only be the one talking to everyone? Russell is an idiot.

Jessie is just pissed with Kevin's quick flipping based on he said she said crap. Nothing will bring Jessie back to Kevin's side now. Kevin has moved up a few notches on Jessie's hit list. The house now sleeps and wait for Big Brother to wake them up earlier. Busy busy day, live show and Endurance comp. Oh man it's going to be a long night depending on how badly these people want HOH.

As the midnight hours fade away we have Lydia, Natalie and Jessie laying in the dark in the HOH bed. Here's where Lydia reveals her conversation with Kevin and Ronnie during that now infamous Pool Room chat some nights ago. Now Natalie is hearing the version that really happened and not Russell's LIES. I mean she already thought Russell was lying but now she knows for sure.

Lydia also DROPS A HUGE BOMB! She reveals that Kevin was the one who wanted to form an alliance with Jordan, Jeff and Michelle to take out the Athletes! That it was all Kevin's idea to form this new side of the house and how Kevin is to blame for EVERYTHING that Lydia would be accussed of! SHOCKER!

As morning arrives and goes we find the houseguests getting up early. Casey's TIRED OLD PATHETIC plan of using the pots and pans to wake up Ronnie is excuted. But the DUMBASS does it when Ronnie is taking a quick nap and not when he was sleeping in the night.

Ohh but Ronnie is super quick with his comebacks. He tells Casey how now he knows why he doesn't make his own music and only plays others hence his job as a DJ. LOL! Ohh Ronnie, you sure know how to burn someone's life in one sentence. Casey of course didn't mind the comment and promised to be back to bang the pots again. Ronnie also told Casey he would go down as one of the "worst" players in Big Brother history. TRUE DAT!

Wow Chima and Lydia are now wanting to pull the asshole dickhead eviction game plan that Casey wanted them all to do on Ronnie had Ronnie been backdoored this week and evicted. They both will stand up and then sit back down when Casey is evicted. Now if they follow through, well that's another story. Just make sure to watch out for it on the live show.

Wednesday July 29th Part 2

Around 7:30pm Kevin and Lydia chat in the Pool room as Lydia makes Natalie's garbage bag outfit for the HOH Endurance. Kevin is pushing for Lydia to hate Ronnie. Lydia says she trusts Ronnie and bases her trust on Ronnie based on his actions of never coming after her. How he has never put them on the block or come after them. She doesn't trust Russell, she doesn't believe Russell and Kevin just keeps pushing how Ronnie is lying and how he's working with Russell to fuck with the house.

Lydia just isn't buying it or wishes to listen to it. She keeps trying to turn it around on Kevin, if he likes Russell. Kevin says no. She asks Kevin if Ronnie has ever screwed them over. Kevin says no. She says Russell is lying about what they talking about the other night with Ronnie. She then asks Kevin if he is afraid to go after Russell. Kevin says no and how it isn't about Russell.

Lydia just sees Ronnie in a "grey" area meaning he hasn't really done nothing to me so why should I hate him or go after him. Kevin says how it is "obvious" how Ronnie playing people and Lydia says "that's the game". She defends Ronnie in terms of "he is playing the game". Kevin is pushing hard for Ronnie to be the enemy in her eyes. Lydia is still upset with Russell hitting her in the head earlier today with a "ball". He claims it was innocent accident but she believes it may have been.

Lydia says that she thinks Kevin is just "worried" about Ronnie being this bigger person in the game than he really is. Both agree not to talk Michelle anymore. Lydia tells Kevin "you're going to have to trust Ronnie" and how she trusts Jessie. Just learn to deal with Ronnie until you have a chance to go after him. Lydia now tells Kevin how Jessie told her that me and you were on nobodies "radar" and the minute we went to talk to Michelle, we got FUCKED and everyone was after us.

Lydia is trying to redirect Kevin's hate on Michelle now because that's who Jessie hates and wants out to some degree. Actually Jessie wants both Michelle and Kevin out but who knows if Jessie will get another week of who he wants out next week. Kevin AGAIN goes back to how Ronnie leaked information to Jessie about who Lydia wanted out, Natalie. GIVE IT UP DUMBASS!

Lydia then asks "who are your enemies" to Kevin who doesn't answer. Lydia says if she would get HOH she would put up Russell and Michelle to prove to Natalie that she isn't coming after. Kevin has come BACK to Ronnie. HOLY SHIT KEVIN. Kevin's ultimate goal is to get Lydia to agree to get Ronnie out and then vote to keep Casey as Casey wants Ronnie out.

Lydia is starting to get upset with Kevin about pushing Ronnie. She keeps going back to Russell every time Kevin brings up Ronnie. Lydia then whispers again why everyone is scared to go against Russell. Both wonder how to get Russell out next week, up on the block or backdoored.

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Thursday July 23rd Part 2 through Monday July 27th Part 2

Thursday July 23rd Part 2

WHOA! Laura has been evicted with an 8 to 1 vote, Natalie being the one vote with hopes to cause some problems in the game because of it. And then HOH came down to a tie between Jeff and Jessie. Jessie won the tie breaker round and is the new HOH FUCKING AGAIN! I'm happy as fuck! FUCK YOU JEFF! Stay DOWN!

It's pretty simple and predictable that Jessie is after a Jordan/Michelle combo nomination. No surprise there. His precious Casey won't be going up or backdoored even though everyone in his alliance wants him up and gone.

Jessie and Natalie are the first to talk game. Jessie does feel pressure from the house that if Ronnie doesn't go up that he will be gone sooner than later. Natalie feels they should just be honest with the house that they don't want to get rid of Ronnie. Jessie is still not sure what to do in terms of helping Ronnie and is toying with the Michelle, Casey, Jordan nominations. Making them believe they are still down with the evict Ronnie plan but then don't follow through Monday during the POV ceremony.

Talk of the single vote for Jordan to be evicted starts to