July 7, 2010
Jessie "Muscle God" Godderz | Releases Line Of Muscled Merchandise You Can Sweat In!
If you want you can pay a DUMBASS amount of money to get these sexy hot items. You know, if you got money to burn, toss out the window. I still love heart lust over Jessie's body but still will not pay him a dime for his clothing. Maybe one day I'll find one of his shirts at a thrift store or at a garage sale. Then, only then I'll buy it for .50 cents.
AND I just got my Big Brother 12 season pass! I can't wait to start screen capturing the hot muscles, perfect bubble butt shots and limp long swinging dick shots!
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November 17, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Jessie "Mr. Pectacular" Goddrez Works The Fuck Out!
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September 27, 2009
Super Cute! | Big Brother 11's Jessie & Lydia Take On A 3 Hour Trip To Disneyland!
Holy Mouse Shit! If I were vacationing at Disneyland and saw them in the parks I'd drop to my knees in front of Jessie and kinda push Lydia to the side. Jessie "Muscle God" wearing that wife beater in the park, his muscles heated in sweat.... YUM! Still love ya Lydia! Never really said nothing too harsh about you all season long in my updates.
I still can't believe these 2 are a form of some "couple". Can't really tell if they are officially dating or just really good friends with really good sexual cock sucking benefits. LOVE IT!
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September 20, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Russell Shirtless And Living A Shirtless Las Vegas Life Outside The Big Brother House!
Russell sure does know how to take an iPhone picture of himself. Now if only he would take a nude cock shot for that one website that features nothing but nude iPhone users, well then we would have something to lust over. We all know how big is meat is... I mean I can't believe he didn't show it off more in the house.
To follow more of Russell's shirtless happenings then head on over to his Twitter page.
Update: Was checking up on the Las Vegas SuperPass Real live feed thing with interviews. Here we find out Jessie had an "incident" at the pool party earlier, pissed everyone off, Zach from BB8 said Jessie was acting in "character" when everyone else is just "being themselves". Oh wait, Turns out Jessie is there having fun and shows up on the couch with Lydia, Jeff, Jordan and James from BB6.
James, hot as fuck BB6 James, asked Jordan 2 things before Jessie and Lydia joined them. If she and Jeff are together and she says "they are officially together now". A couple. Janelle is in NYC so my prediction that Jeff would stick his dick in Janelle did not come true. Janelle and Kaysar are too busy to join the Big Brother giant cast reunion in Vegas.
At one point James did ask Jordan earlier who from her season did she not want to see anymore outside the house and she said JESSIE! I still can't believe he didn't vote for Natalie and voted for Jordan who STILL doesn't give 2 shits about Jessie.
Jessie and James get in a small tiff about Chima. James says Chima is NOT a houseguest and Jessie says she IS. Lydia doesn't want to talk about it and Jordan and Jeff are just "awkward" in the middle. Sorry but Chima WAS a houseguest, the show even tried to get her on the 2 hour finale but she denied their editing douche bag skills of what she had to say.
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September 16, 2009
"Jessie Was Called The Douche Bag Of The Season And By Him Casting His Vote For Jordan It Just Showed What A Douche Bag He Really Is"! WHOA! LOVE NATALIE!
Super Gay WeLoveBigBrother.com is revealing some backyard interviews and that interview gave us this amazing fuck yeah quote from Natalie regarding Jessie's SUPER BITTER AND JEALOUS envy over Natalie getting further than him. She's obviously upset with the Shit Stain that is Jessie for NOT giving her a vote. I mean seriously. I have yet to find out the true reason as to why Jessie voted against Natalie. I'm dying to find out why he didn't vote for her to win.
And Yes Natalie is a delusional on the reasons why she thinks Jessie voted against her in the finale but seriously, I dying to find out why Jessie suddenly hates Natalie so much and didn't give her an end vote. I would understand Jessie voting for Kevin over Natalie if they were final 2 but JORDAN OVER NATALIE?!?! WTF?
Okay, Jessie explains himself and I kinda get it but kinda don't. WHATEVAS Jessie!
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September 15, 2009
BB11 Finale Week! | Time To Musically Say Farewell To Season Eleven...
For the death of the wizard's game...
To Michelle's Insanely Odd Devotion To Jeff...
To Natalie's Super Secret Love For Jessie...
To Sweet Lovable Huggable Squeezable Jordan...
To The Entire Cast & Crew Of Big Brother 11...
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BB11 Finale Week! | Jessie's Fantastic Flawless F!ckable Body RETURNS!
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September 14, 2009
BB11 Finale Week! | More Random Gucci! Plus Lydia Watches The Houseguests Sleep!
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BB11 Finale Week! | Random Gucci Hotness Moments From The House!
More posts to debut today, getting you all hyped up for the season finale tomorrow!
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September 13, 2009
BB11 Finale Week! | Jessie "The Body" Is Nude! Ish! I Mean If His Towel Dropped He'd Be Completely Nude But Still Nude... ish!
Oh HOT DAMN! There's more Jessie screencaps to come! Monday will bring loads more of Jessie and the other houseguests. I'm throwing everything at you before and after Big Brother 11's season finale!
I'm excited for either Jordan, Kevin or Natalie to win. I'm happy with any one of them winning the grand prize! The ones I hated the most, Russell, Jeff and Michelle are out of the game and are no longer able to grab half a million dollars! This has been a great season!
Next year Big Brother 12 better deliver a hairy muscled GOD for us to swoon over!
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September 12, 2009
BB11 Finale Week! | Time To Muscle Worship Jessie! Loads Of Jessie Muscle Screen Captures To Cu- I Mean Come!
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September 10, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Chima TAKES OUT MICHELLE Through Natalie Through Kevin! Michelle Off To The Even More Super Bitter Jury House!
Oh what a wonderful feeeeeelllinnnggg. Oh what a wonderful day. Michelle is no longer plaaaaaaying. I'd have it no other wayyyyy.
Michelle has left the house and has taken her stinky smells with her. But Michelle has to know had she stayed in the house she would have won the game. BITCHE PLAYED HARD AND GOOD. I didn't always agree with her hardcore sick twisted devotion to Jeff and Jordan but somehow it worked for her and she did ended up choosing the right "side" of the house. At least the side that got her to the final four. It's her own damn fault she left and she knows it.
I can't believe she almost won POV if not for one damn name! LYDIA! I also tend to think Karma, a fan of this game, did not like Michelle very much. Or Jeff. Or Russell. Basically all those who have done Chima wrong have been taken out! Karma MUST be on Team Chima! Now if Jordan leaves at final 2 then Karma REALLY HATES TEAM JEFF! Time will tell. You see Chima, you should have stayed in the house, you never know if you could have won POV and stayed all the way to the end with Natalie and Kevin!
As for Michelle. She wants to remain friends with Jeff and Jordan. I called that sick friendship and how this is all in her head, how it's one sided. There will be no double dating couples night out with Jeff and Jordan and Michelle with her husband. Jordan and Jeff will not be the Popular good looking couple that has a weirdo female friend that is the third wheel. Michelle, just please let Jeff and Jordan FUCKING GO! It's pathetic. Make NEW friends with other former Big Brother players. I see you and maybe Zach from Season 8 being friends. Both of you have weird nut jobs personalities with lovable aspects hidden somewhere underneath your TV personas. You two should click beautifully together.
Have fun in the Jury House following Jeff around and around and around and around. Don't forget to annoy the shit out of Jeff with your nervous laugh and weird comments. Here's hoping you get in a fight with Lydia and Jessie! Oh how I hope for Jury House fights!
Plussss!
Ohh I hope these 2 hunks apply for Season 12 to air next summer!
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September 8, 2009
Big Brother 11 | OMFG! Mr. GuyTVBlog Sees The Clues From The First Episode! SHOCKING!
When I watched the first episode of the series again I see the clues of the season finale and the storyline foreshadowing embedded in! It's just too freaky weird!
The first three pictures of Kevin, Jordan and Natalie are from the opening of episode one where the voice over talks about how everyone will vote each other out and only one houseguest will be lefting standing to win the "half million dollar prize". Those three are the last houseguests shown in that houseguest slide show! Kevin being featured over the words "Half Million". First Gay Big Brother winner to date?!?! I hope so!
Of course Natalie's face is shown when the word "Prize" is announced. Jordan's "dollar" means she only walks away with a "Dollar". Possibly the Favorite Houseguest 25,000 DOLLARS?!?!
And how fucking FUCKED UP was that on episode one Braden AND Laura are the 2 to sit in the eviction/nomination chairs and they are the first to go back to fucking back!
The Clues ARE THERE! BEHOLD! Natalie, Jordan and Kevin as final 3 WAS FORETOLD!
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September 4, 2009
Big Brother 11 | DING DONG THE WIZARD'S GONE, THE WICKED WIZARD'S GONE! Off To The Violent Jury House! Plus I Respond To The Natalie Hate!
And with that Jeff has finally been TOSS OUT OF THE HOUSE by a VERY ANGRY Natalie! She made it known to the Jury and to Jessie that Jeff leaving was FOR JESSIE! Jeff GOT GOT! I love it! So what he got a standing ovation. Mutha fucker is out! So what he's good looking. Muther fucker can NOT win the half a million dollars. So what Jeff could win the Jury Prize of $25,000 dollars. Mutha fucker is headed to the Jury House!
I will say I liked Jeff and Jordan together and I only loved watching them when they WERE NOT playing the game, meaning talking game. When they were just themselves they were funny. I still can't believe Jordan never grabbed his dick in the house, NOT ONCE!
I also can't believe Jeff had 7 WEEKS OF IMMUNITY! You read that right! 7 FUCKING WEEKS OF SAFETY! He had this game sweet, I don't give a fuck how he thought he didn't and how he was at the "bottom". Mutha fucker had it fuckin' sweet!
Week One! Immunity for Jessie winning HOH. Braden Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Two! Won POV! Laura Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Three! Jessie won HOH again! Casey Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Four! Russell won HOH who protected him! Ronnie Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Five! Jeff wins/uses Coup d'etat! Jessie Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Six! Michelle wins HOH! Chima Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Six! Jordan wins HOH! Lydia Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Seven! Jeff wins HOH! Russell Left Instead of Jeff!
Week Eight! Jeff's LUCK RUNS OUT! EVICTED!
Will Jeff come back for All Stars 2? Doubt it. I think Jeff is D.U.N. with Big Brother. I see him having a wife and a kid by the time Season 14 comes around, which would be All Stars 2.
Who's next to go to the Jury House? NOT NATALIE! I suspect Michelle goes. I think the pressure of Michelle winning POV will be too much for her to handle. Here's hoping!
Update: An "anonymous" reader of GuyTVBlog.com, and thank you enjoying GTVB, wrote "do you like Natalie bc she is a smelly twat?? bc i still do not understand your reasoning..they posted an thing on EW on how Natalie will go down in history as one of the most HATED BB cast members of all time :) "
Mr. GuyTVBlog responds: You see her as "smelly" yet have not actually smelled her. Jordan and Jeff talk about Michelle's BAD body odor all the time and even Michelle HERSELF talks about her husband telling her even after she showers she still stinks YET Natalie is the one with the smelling problem here. WHATEVAS!
I am aware of the stupid one sided EW article. Again they focus on her negative "I'm holier than thou" qualities whereas I see her game playing qualities. I really didn't see much of them focusing on her game play. ASSHOLES.
She IS playing a very good SOCIAL GAME! Bitch has been on the block so many times and has YET TO BE FUCKING VOTED OUT! There's a reason for that! She's playing a fucking good ass Social Fucking Game!
Natalie is aware of the Jury votes and is aware of playing people. This how I personally love Big Brother to be played. HAD she tried to copy Will or Dick's game then she would be a copycat but she is playing her OWN game and is unique to only Natalie. You really can't compare her game to anyone and she is doing quite well. BITCH IS IN FINAL FOUR! BOO YAH!
I really don't care about half the things she says in regards to her pride, how she is going to win this and that or how she tries to call people out on them being dishonest and how 'honest" she is when we all know her to be an EPIC LIAR.
I like Natalie's style of gameplay. She's a hidden EVIL in the house and I LOVE IT! If she doesn't win and ends up going out before final 2/3 then BITCH BE BACK FOR ALL STARS 2!
And people are talking about this past Thursday's episode as the "worst" episode in Big Brother history! WHATEVAS! I fucking cheered when Jeff was evicted! I loved Kevin's words as he kicked him out. I love Natalie's eviction vote speech and how this was SWEET revenge for Jessie! I loved Jeff walking out the door and NEVER COMING BACK!
And when the HOH comp came I was just like, oh fuck Michelle's got this one in the fucking bag. Natalie doesn't stand a fucking chance. And then the last round they were in a three way fucking tie! I WAS ON MY FEET FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT!
Then when I saw that Natalie won with her guess I was screaming out "fuck yeah". I couldn't believe Natalie won with her guess. And when I Tivo'd the comp I saw that Michelle had originally wrote 80 and then second guessed herself! IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! People hate that Natalie ran around cheering, BITCH GOT FINAL FOUR and gets to play HOH next week! FUCK YEAH I'D BE RUNNING AROUND THE YARD TOO!
And if Natalie gets to have dinner with a Jury Member in the secret HOH room then well shit she is basically Dan this season and she plans on making it to final 2. Will she? If so I'll be FUCKING HAPPY and if not I'll be depressed Michelle and Jordan are final 2. You can all think of me when and if Michelle and Jordan are final 2. Let's all laugh at me when this happens. Rub it in my face that Natalie and Kevin are both in jury house. Still love Natalie though!
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September 3, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Oh HELL NO! Our Ladies Of Big Brother 11 Are Not, I Repeat Not Camera Ready!
Oh Lydia, Girl I Super Heart You! WORK IT for the cameras!
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September 2, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Russell The Love Muscle Awaits Jeff In The Jury House! Just A Few More Days!
You just know Russell is making out with Jessie right now in the Jury House!
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August 31, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Jeff's Fantastic Pecs And Nipples Gives Jeff Himself A Bonah!
Jeff's days in the house are very much numbered. I can't wait for him to get evicted.
I do suspect Allison Grodner is ready to let her "game player" go to the Jury House. For one to help create drama in the Jury House. 2, to get that America's Favorite Jury Prize Member Shit. 3rd to have a final four alliance, with each person representing a member of the High School cliques the game first started off with.
Michelle=Brains, Kevin=Offbeats, Natalie=Athletes and Jordan=Populars.
Now if that's not a story book ending for Big Brother 11 then I don't know what is. FUCK the Jeff and Jordan romance, they can have Big Brother babies outside the house and fuck all day long in the Jury House together. Just KNOW that Jeff is leaving this Thursday and He ain't NEVER coming back!
Now for a new song! This one goes to Jeff and Jordan and their eventful Hawaiian Trip that Allison Grodner and Michelle both desperately wish they could be the 3rd and 4th wheels on. Now the song is very mellow, something for them to ponder over before their Hawaii trip takes place. I mean how the fuck could Jeff NOT take Jordan, the girl is willing to literally ROLL OVER AND DIE FOR JEFF in this game this week. Not even Jeff's crying girls, Lydia, Chima and Natalie were willing to leave before Jessie. Jordan is so looking like a dumbass making fun of Jessie's girls crying over him when she has already cried repeatedly over Jeff leaving this week and he's NOT EVEN ON THE BLOCK yet and she wants to sacrifice her own game so that Jeff can keep playing. NOW THAT'S CRAZY!
But anyways, it's a good song. Enjoy.
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August 26, 2009
Big Brother 11 | WATCH OUT! Careful! Russell Is Getting Paranoid Again! Off To The Bitter Jury House!
And of course we have a song picked out for Russell's paranoia! The chorus is insanely catchy and this song is perfect for Russell's in head actions when his paranoia escapes into the house.
Ah fuck it, this post doubles as Russell's jury member post. Still can't get enough of this song!
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August 24, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Jeff Showers, Gets Wet, Water Running Between His Butt Cheeks, Almost Nude, V Shaped Torso...
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August 23, 2009
Big Brother 11 | "I'm Commmmin' Jessie!" Lydia Thrown To The Oh So Very Very Bitter Jury House's Muscled Arms!
Oh Lydia. What's to say about this one. Well I will first off say there's no shame in getting some of Jessie's muscular cum. Jealous of you on that one! Point for Lydia! Now in terms of the game Lydia is given a DQ for giving up and walking away from half a million dollars. She faulted Chima for quitting when she infact quit to get as quick as she could to the jury house to be with Jessie's muscular penis.
I mean Lydia you could have played against Natalie and ratted her out to give yourself another week. I mean it's NOT HARD backstabbing people in the house, I mean you talked shit about Kevin and threw him under your oh so very blood bus numerous times. Had Jessie NOT been in that house this year who knows how different Lydia's game would have been. She was never attracted to Jeff, Russell, Casey, Braden, Kevin or Michelle. Jordan probably would have been her sexual conquest since Lydia did play for Team Pussy and Team Dick.
Does Lydia deserve a spot in All Stars 2? HELL NO! Loved her this season but do not wish to see her in All Stars 2. Lydia must join the staff of LogoTV and cover all things reality TV. Or better yet get her own Daee Yum Yum animated TV Show deal!
Good luck Lydia. Fuck Jessie in the Jury House and be done with him after that. Let him go! You can do better!
Now we need a good song for Lydia to carry over to the Jury House, something in her head playing over and over... Jodie Kean's KICK ASS SONG "Mad World".
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August 20, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Jordan & Jeff's Damn Song To Each Other. I Mean Shit, Already Be A Couple Damn It!
Another HARD CORE DIE HARD Jeff and Jordan fan wanted me to post another song about them. So here it is. Enjoy!
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August 18, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Jeff's Next Big Secret Game Move! It's One That Will "Blow" You Away!
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August 16, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Chima Gets The Fuck Outta There!
And it seems we will NOT have our 2nd Very Very Bitter Jury Member. Chima has quit the show, despite what CBS & Big Brother claims. For more information do check out this blog entry.
I'm torn when it comes to Chima. Part of me thinks she should have quit as a big fuck you to Allison and part of me thinks she should have continued on with the game as she could have won POV or had it used on her. But WHATEVAS! It's done. Chima is just another person out there in the world, people far worse than her are out there doing a whole lot worse than her.
And we're done with Chima here. Time to move on.
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August 14, 2009
Big Brother 11 | And So With That Coup d'Etat Twist Jessie "The Body" Becomes The 1st Oh So Very Bitter Jury Member!
Oh man. Had Allison Grodner not given Jeff this power Jessie very well could have made it pretty damn far in this game. History did almost repeat itself with Jessie. He was sent out with America's Vote/Choice. He got in a fight before he left, last year with Libra and this year with Russell. He could have left week 4 had Jeff used his power but ended up being smart enough to wait a week to get out Jessie in week 5 on top of having immunity for himself. And the only thing that would have had history repeating itself would have been Natalie winning HOH to go after Jeff but alas that didn't happen. Wish it did though.
Jessie really should have not helped divide the house this year. It didn't work for him last year and it looks like it didn't help him again this year. He was always the first to be targeted out of his alliances both years. Jessie also should have never treated Jeff and/or Jordan as something beneath him as you NEVER know who will come into power at any given time in that house.
Jessie's arrogance and know it all antics really did fuck him this 2nd year around. His hatred for Kevin really fucked him. Jessie really should have been bisexual in the house to get Kevin on his side. LOL! Oh Jessie, NEVER return to Big Brother, go have a wonderful life in the WWE. Again Jessie, NEVER RETURN TO BIG BROTHER. Back to back seasons is enough, even for us fans of you as a player in the house. NO MORE!
Now this song selected for Jessie goes perfectly with his love for himself, his "narcissus" that he sees when he looks at himself in all those Big Brother mirrors. This is Jessie's song.
And here's Braden, Jessie's 1st week's target, doing his "happy dance" on Jessie getting evicted! Ohh Braden, bitter much? Well seriously, everyone is bitter except the winner of any Big Brother season. Anyways, the video is funny for those who love Braden's Bigot ass and hate Jessie's self loving ass. And something tells me Braden really wants Jessie on his dick, literally! I mean who wouldn't want that!
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August 7, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Ronnie Thrown Out Of His Big Brother House! Ronnie's Minions Have Rebelled!
So Ronnie thought he was smarter than everyone. Ronnie thought he could talk game 24/7 and somehow just get away with it. Ronnie figured he could talk so much shit about Michelle during the first few weeks without thinking that Michelle could later hold his fate in the game during week 4. Ronnie, you thought you knew how to play the game of Big Brother but obviously you knew only how to play to week 4.
What I can't figure out is why you told everyone how much of a fucking super fan you were. Why you had to be in every conversation in every room. Why you had to turn every fucking last conversation into game. Why you didn't backdoor Russell who you knew was going to flip on Natalie, Chima and Jessie. Too many fucking questions for Ronnie. And we'll never get the answers we think fans of Big Brother should get but in the end he does have a special place in All Stars 2 with Laura.
So far this season those 2 are the only people I see as potential players for All Stars 2. Ronnie in a house with Evil Dick? Now that's just ratings SUPER GOLD! Laura's big breasts back in the house, one giant breast wanting Revenge on Ronnie, the other wanting to go nipple to nipple against Season 9's Natalie's breast milk shooting breast! RATINGS SUPER GOLD!
Back to Ronnie. I can say honestly that I loved Ronnie in the house. He created drama, game play at 1,000 mph, lies on top of lies, backstabbing drama and was the PERSON responsible for eliminating Braden, Laura and Bitter Douche Mix Shithole Casey! I want to tell Ronnie Thank You, Thank You and a big THANK YOU for each of those evictions. Those 3 weeks were the best I could have imagined for any season of Big Brother.
And now onto Ronnie's song. Stephanie Smith's Not Afraid. Well yes he was afraid during Kevin's explosive "chest bump" fight but I do expect Ronnie to have the time of his life now living the rest of this season out as a SUPER FAN who actually got to play the game. Kinda jealous of him getting to play. Good luck on everything Ronnie, may you have fun being this seaon's Super Villian.
OMFG this song kinda sounds like Ronnie's Disney Channel show about him lying, backstabbing in a house somewhere in Los Angeles. Cue his cheesy turn to the camera as his name appears across the screen, thumbs up and all.
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Big Brother 11 | Big Brother 11 Fights Remix! Oh The Memories Of Monday Night!
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August 5, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Jeff & Jessie Sexy In Black! Houseguest On Their Down Time.
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August 3, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Mr. & Mrs. Huh? The Wedding Song For America's Choice Couple & Their Crazy Fans!
You know after visiting some message boards of various Big Brother websites I do see the overwhelming and kinda obsessive "love" for Jeff and Jordan. I am also aware of those message board fans who long and thrive to be friends with their favorite Big Brother alumni, spending money to meet them, going to "events" to interact with them and talk about the season... LONG after the actual season is done with, weekend ski getaways where "fans" just go and spend the weekend with their favorite BB alumni...
My point is "fans" on those message boards endlessly defend anything and everything Jeff and Jodan do. I swear Jeff & Jordan could get away with actual murder in the house and the fans would endlessly defend their actions and want them to walk away scott free.
Well "fans", this post is just for you. Imagine this "couple" actually making their relationship work outside the house and into a marriage type deal. Having the first Big Brother couple baby and all that stupid shit that makes all you Jeff & Jordan fans hearts swoon. I suspect all of you "fans" already picture yourselves at their wedding... there in the delivery room for their baby... at their bachelor and bachelorette parties... Cue classic Big Brother crazy music as the camera zooms in on your faces.
Anyways, here's their song they would dance to at their wedding... It's a good song and it works for this America's Choice couple. Now Cue classic Big Brother crazy music as you "fans" listen to this song choice and actually believe you'll be there for their wedding.
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July 31, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Casey The Banana Is Finally Squashed! Stepped On! Foot Twisting On That Rotten Bitter Banana Man!
Casey Casey Casey. What the hell did you expect fucking the first week's HOH, no matter who it was, and when that person got HOH again the 3rd week that they had NO CHOICE but to fuck you right back based on your first week's actions. That was very much of an idiot move that YOU ALONE did. No matter if Ronnie came up to you and said "I'm voting out Chima" that you should have decided to help flip the house so quick so fast. You let other people do that shit and get sent home for it.
Your mouth and your actions should have really been put on mute the entire game because your bullshit antics and speechs didn't get you nothing but one single vote the night you were evicted. And no you don't deserve a spot on All Stars 2. Stay away from Big Brother FOREVER!
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July 30, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Porn Star Russell! Jessie's Come Fuck Me Jeans! Jeff... Just Sitting There!
I couldn't think of any other titles to give Jeff's pictures. I mean yes he's soap star hot but I'm just more attracted to more defined muscular tones. I'm such a muscle worshipping guy.
Any ideas on what I should have titled Jeff's collection of pictures?
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July 27, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Lydia's Mood Swings! Mental Flip Flops! Loony Head Case Collapse Within Herself Soundtrack!
With Jessie...
Skipping Through The House...
Thinking Of Natalie...
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July 25, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Thanks For Not Playing Big Double L! Don't Blame Ronnie! Blame Yourself!
And so goes another one of Jeff's pathetic shitty alliance, Laura. I mean really? You thought you could take down Ronnie. Yeah, good luck with that. Laura, I really did want to like you in the first week but soon you're distaste for all things that didn't go Laura's way just got in your head somehow. Your actual diarrhea of the mouth was really uncontrollable. You just would never shut the fuck up when you needed to.
I do actually see you returning for All Stars 2. Can't wait to see a whole new game player when that debuts! You better be part of that cast! And once again, thanks for rolling over and literally dying in the game so that Jordan could push forward.
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July 22, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Buh To The Fuck Bye Bitch! Braden Gets Dealt With!
Well this post comes days late. I usually post a collection of pictures of the most recently evicted houseguest and just plain forgot with all the drama happening in the house. But fear not, I will be fair to everyone evicted, no matter even if it is Jessie, that I promised to call them out on their bullshit and make sure they get the proper verbal bashing that Mr. GuyTVBlog.com can give.
Braden was of course "dealt" with in terms of being evicted for his ass backwards choice of words and his ill intent in using them. He showed no remorse and even talked about how he regrets nothing in the game. FUCK YOU BRADEN. Burn in reality TV hell and forever be remembered for being a douche bag on Big Brother.
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July 20, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Russell's Love Muscle-ish Peep Show | Jessie's Nipple Play Action!
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July 14, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Lydia Is Coming Into That HOH Room And Jessie Can Not Stop Her!
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July 13, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Jordan's Theme Song For Jeff's Haters, Enemies & Other Potential Showmances! It's "Crazy Possessive"
As of this week this song is directed from Jordan towards everyone in the house except Braden and Jeff. Better watch out for Jordan's nut job shit crazy wrath!
Update: So far I've gotten over 300 screencaps. I am working on posting mega posts featuring 3 different Vsuls in each post in the coming days so expect some great Big Brother 11 SUPER GAY moments caught here on GuyTVBlog.com. I also plan on adding more music choices to go with the posts and will feature video media that other people have uploaded.
Hope everyone is enjoying Big Brother 11 coverage here on GuyTVBlog.com! Readership is up for those wanting indepth and catty cunty personal thoughts on what's going on. And no my catty cunty twatty comments mixed in with the updates aren't going away, if the houseguests want to get personal every season than so can I. It's my style!
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July 11, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Jeff Uses "Homo" and "Fucking Jealous Fag" In A Temper Tantrum! Asshole! Plus Russell The Love Muscle's Penis!
Oh Jeff. Horrible. Eat shit and THEN learn from your mistakes!
He looks HUGE! THICK!
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July 10, 2009
Big Brother 11 Vsuls | Jessie The Giant Body Returns! Super Gay GuyTVBlog Caps All Summer Long!
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July 2, 2009
Big Brother 11 Vsuls | Braden Nude! Russell Not Nude YET! Oh Boy Am I Going To Have Fun Screencapturing These 2 This Summer!
The very nude Braden is an "ACTor" featured in some episode of Dante's Cove. I really never watched the series but boy Braden is sooo a shower on top of a grower! No wonder he's super cocky in his interviews. He can perv on me anyday!
As for Russell he protects himself from the world keeping both his MySpace profile and Facebook profile's "private" yet he goes on a FUCKING REALITY SHOW where nothing is private, I mean THE reality show where NOTHING is private. But I still got nothing but hard TV wood for him.
I'm also in TV love with Jeff but nothing has popped up on him yet. I just need to see them all shirtless on premiere night, July 9th!
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July 1, 2009
1st Big Brother 11 Houseguest! More Like 1st Big Brother 11 Hunkguest! Plus GuyTVBlog's Big Brother 11 Theme Song!
OMG! I'm just like really fucking kidding. It's midnight here in Texas and still no cast reveal. So I figured I'd put something beautiful up for us all to long for while July 1st becomes the official press release day for the Big Brother 11 cast.
Head on over to CBS.com for all videos, pics and bios of the new cast as I will be out all day, just such a damn busy life when I'd rather be home with everyone else online discussing the new houseguests!
I blame you Allison Grodner! {shaking fist in the air}
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