September 4, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 68, 67, 66, 65

Day 68

Well, Britney seems down for being 4th out. Not much she can do about it. She's accepted it, laughs about it and is just enjoying the day away by trashing EVERYONE that isn't in the house anymore. EVEN RAGAN! I love what she said about him, how "vulgar" he was, how they all can't believe he's a professor at some college, how he made an ASS out of himself on the show with Rachel and with Matt, his reaction to Jeff & Jordan when they hosted the love POV comp. It was just beautiful watching Ragan get his ass verbally handed to him by Britney.

But seriously, this is Britney. Who the fuck cares. Who the fuck is she to talk about anyone. Who's HAPPY AS FUCK she's fourth out? I AM! WE ARE! Get the fuck outta there already! Let the boys fuck this one out on their own. GANG BANG TO THE END!

Day 67

Just after midnight Britney is in her Taj room getting her bed ready. Lane comes in asking her if she wants to come outside and she says no. She wants to go to bed. He asks her if she's mad and she says yeah and that she's mad at him. She keeps saying how it doesn't matter when Lane brings up how he never wanted this or played her. He says he has alot of "feelings" for her and how he wants nothing to change after this. He leaves shutting the door while she sits in her bed crying while she reads her letter.

Watching her whimper, sniffle and cry is both disheartening and pleasureable at the same time. To know she can be as dirty as a TWAT can be behind people's backs, trash and HATE Rachel and Brendon and enjoy in their misery yet expect us to feel bad for her at this moment. SORRY BITCH. Karma is apparently TEAM RACHEL! Britney shuts off the light and cries herself to sleep.

UH OH! Britney is back up. She can't go to sleep. She's too pissed to sleep. She's on the move. Heading up to the HOH room. She's in there. Grabbing her stuff. The boys outside see her coming down with something "guarded". Hayden then goes upstairs to check around and sees nothing really missing. He comes back down and tells them that she must have taken her shampoo.

OH SNAP, BITCH ALREADY PACKING in the bedrooms. Britney is rounding up her stuff. She feels she has ZERO chance in staying.

Day 66 Part 2

Hayden won POV! We come to find out Lane had no chance of winning. Enzo said he was all fucked up in the challange, getting the names right and in order. One of those POV comps where you had to line up each week and who won what and left when and over who. Britney felt she had a chance with her pieces coming together when she heard someone buzz in that they won. Everyone finds out Hayden kicked some ass in the comp, even shocking ME!

Hayden has this game won hands down! He's won the comps that mattered and he's won when he needed to. Mutha fucker has even been on the block and not taken out when people fucking knew they wouldn't win against him in the end.

So fast forward to 10:07pm we find Britney on the HOH bed, Lane sitting by the HOH table while Enzo is sitting in the HOH chair playing with a wine bottle opener. Hayden is in the Diary Room while this is happening. Talk turns to the best players in the game of Big Brother. And then it turns to the best alliances. Enzo asks Britney if there were alliances in this house, this cast. She says "yeah" and names ONLY Brendon and Rachel and Ragan and Matt.

Enzo admits he was part of an alliance... with Matt. Then he mentions he was with "2 other people". She can't figure the other 2 out. Enzo laughs asking Lane who the other 2 are and Lane continues to play dumb so Enzo names Lane and Hayden as the other 2. Britney seems quiet, bitching her nails, nodding, inserting a word here and there. She does point out that you all turned on Matt but they tell her Matt turned on them first. She even says Matt told her about him being with the guys in the house but never used the word "Brigade".

Britney tells them that they made a bad choice with Matt but Lane laughs saying they didn't because Matt won HOH twice helping their allaince get further. As they spill parts during the game where their allaince worked, how they controlled the votes, how much Ragan didn't know what was really going on with Matt crap we finally get Hayden in the room.

He takes a seat and has no idea what he's walking into. His boys tell him they told her, that she knows everything. He is shocked mostly because they told him without him being there. That he was left out of the big reveal. He said the DR kept him in there.

Talk soon turns with Hayden leading how he was glad that Britney won the 10,000 dollars in yesterday's Pandora's Box comp. They ask her if she's "pissed" off about all that has happened and their alliance and she just smiles. They answer for her saying "a little bit". She then says "so yes I'm definitely going home, is that what you're saying". Her "boys" are laughing because Enzo said something funny in the bathroom.

Hayden then tells Britney that she's not definitely going home but that he's not going to use the veto on her. Everyone is quiet... except Enzo who is the bathroom repeating how their allaince was the best "ever made" in Big Brother history. Hayden and Lane laugh at this while Britney continues to stay silent. Enzo comes out of the bathroom again talking about how he might not win and how he was part of the best alliance in history and takes a seat to find everyone quiet and sober.

He then says "what's going on, what did i miss". He has no idea Hayden just told her he's not going to use POV and that she is going home. Enzo then brings up how Hayden is going to win this season. That neither him or Lane stand a chance against Hayden. um... REAL SMART to tell this to Hayden now but really Hayden has no choice but to get rid of Britney because she is really his only big threat left in the game to get to the final 2.

Lane says if Hayden does get to the final 2 that Hayden deserves to win the game. Enzo asks Britney that if Hayden makes it the final 2 do you think he'll win the game. She says that she guess she'll find out when she goes to jury. Enzo says "well yeah, when it comes down to that.". Britney yawns saying "I'll find out".

Hayden then tells Britney how he always wants to be up front and honest with her. She says "you have". Hayden starts in how she's "awesome". WHAT SHIT HEAD still calls girls he has no interest in "awesome". That's like telling an ugly girl she's "awesome" when you have no interest in her physically or in terms of friendship in your life. Fucking telling Britney she's "awesome" is pathetic.

Enzo brings up how Britney is the only person besides Matt that knows. Britney then points out how the jury knows now with Matt in there. She's already got teary eyes going and voice cracking. Her hand/fingers soflty covering up her mouth. Hayden asks her if she would have rather them not have told her and she says she would have rather have known.

She then starts to cry talk saying that it "sucks" knowing. Lane can't even look at her. He tries to but looks down or at Enzo or at other parts of the room. SOME MAN HE IS. Lane keeps playing with a necklace on the glass HOH table while Enzo talks about how Britney is "funny as shit" and deserved to know. Hayden sees Britney trying to keep the crying in and gets up to go hug her saying "I'm sorry Brit. I feel awful". Enzo tells her not to cry.

BUT SHE'S NOT HAVING IT! She immediately gets up a second before Hayden can wrap his arms around her. She says she wants to be left alone to deal with this, to go downstairs. Enzo asks her "why" and she stands by the HOH room in tears but able to talk about how she's realizing she has no chance of winning. How she left her fiancee and her family back at home for 3 months to not have a chance of winning. She wants them to ask themselves how does it feel to be in her position of having no chance of winning.

NOW Lane is looking at her while she says she gets it, that she could have won POV and she didn't. Enzo inserts how "awesome" she is at the game. OH WAIT, Lane is looking at Brit, anymore, he's starting at the dressers now while Enzo and Hayden keep eye contact on her. Enzo brings up how she's won 10 g's and she's this great game player who played a good game. She keeps saying she's fine and she gets it but that she needs to be by herself.

She leaves the HOH room and heads downstairs. The second the door shuts Enzo makes a comment saying he didn't think that would be how it would go when they told her. All three laugh, giggle at how the situation. Lane now makes a comment how he just lost Britney's jury vote. Enzo now tells Lane "you are NOT winning".

Enzo laughs saying how they shouldn't have told her. Lane doesn't want to "smash" or take a shit downstairs in fear of running into her. Hayden tells him to smash in his HOH bathroom. All three guys are talking a mile a minute about what just happened. Enzo is pissed that Britney is saying she left things behind to play this game when he says he left a 6 month old baby behind and a wife, that Britney is only 23 years old and barely knows her fiancee for 9 months.

Hayden feels sorry for Britney. Britney is downstairs walking to her bed to grab something but then heads to the Diary Room. She wants to be alone in a room she knows they can't find her.

Later Lane is scared again to go downstairs by himself and wants his boys to go down with him but Enzo tells him to go down on his own. They are talking to Hayden now about how neither of them will take Hayden to the end knowing they will lose against him. Does this give Britney a chance of staying now? All Britney has to do is promise she'll take Hayden to the end and he'll use POV on her to eliminate one of the guys who are flat out saying they won't take Hayden to the end.

Enzo feels like Brigade are definitely final 3 but I suspect the Diary Room will encourage Hayden into turning on his boys. I mean what would you rather watch, the last 3 boring Brigade members battle it out over a HOH week long competiton or to insert Britney in the mix of fighting it out against Hayden and whoever survives between Lane and Enzo. Britney fighting for a final 2 spot would be more entertaining but I still don't want her anywhere near it knowing her bad mouthing and verbal back stabbing will never get rewarded.

Day 65-ish through 66

I've been a little bit out... under the weather. So let's play catch up. Hayden won HOH after Ragan was evicted by a UNIAMOUS VOTE! Hayden won some Christmas themed HOH comp. He got Pandora's box again and this time Britney won 10,000 dollars. Something about hiding coins and Britney found the last one. I think Hayden was locked upstairs.

So Hayden went ahead and nominated both Lane and Britney leaving Enzo with the final say on who goes home this week. Of course POV has yet to be played.

I LOVE that Hayden threw up Lane and Britney. Fucking Lane last week, didn't want to put up Britney AT ALL and instead threw up his "boys" leaving Britney off the block. But if you really think about it this may be good for Lane. Lane did mention how with Britney on the block that his boys would be tempted to vote her out thus leaving Ragan, which would have PISSED me off. Plus him not putting up Britney at all assures him a jury vote from her, that is if Lane is dragged to the final 2 by anyone left in the game and Britney ended up in the jury.

So now the houseguests wait inside after an indoor lockdown. The POV comp is being set up outside. If this has anything to do with previous comps and who won what and who was nominated and who won POV and who went up after POV was used.. well this comp is going to involve some heavy thinking. Lane just isn't winning. So either Enzo or Britney wins. I just don't see Hayden winning it either. If Britney wants to stay she MUST win this POV. Same goes for Enzo. Fucking pisses me off how good Lane has it this year in the house. He doesn't have to win anything this week, he ain't going nowhere. He's just not a threat to win shit on a stick this year.

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August 26, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 64, 63, 62, 61, 60, 59, 58, 57

Day 63 or Day 64

Oh my God, did I like miss a day of boredom in the house? Same ol' same ol'. Ragan and Britney trash Rachel and Brendon. Ragan just said all the "gays" will turn on Rachel when really they've turned their back to you. Get over yourself Ragan. You ain't no rare diamond, nothing to worship or adore. Rachel is the diamond. Shiny with a dash of red glow.

Lane has spilled his talk with Ragan to his boys who got ENRAGED! But of course did nothing. Both claim they were never trying to work on Ragan's jury vote. Hayden even went as far as to call Ragan a "cock sucker". Well that's nothing insulting. I'm a cock sucker. But I guess Hayden meant it with ill intent so it must be taken to a whole new level. For shame ass hole mouthed Hayden.

Ragan has no chance of ever staying. He's done for. Off the jury house! Ragan is even getting ready to battle Rachel by coming up with new insults and focusing on her being a "waitress". Can't wait to hear a Las Vegas story where Ragan gets drinks thrown in his face by Las Vegas WAITRESSES! Shit if I was a waitress and serving Ragan in the Las Vegas clubs I'd throw a sure to fuck up his clothings drink in his horrid face.

LESS THAN 24 HOURS BEFORE RAGAN IS EVICTED!

Day 57

Okay. So Double Eviction has come and gone. Let's play FAST FORWARD. Matt was evicted, FUCK YEAH, by a 4 to 0 vote. He left on a happy note and even Ragan hugged him. During his Julie interview he called Britney some horrid word but to me and Julie it sounded like "bitch" but it must of been something else.

HOH was played, a physical one. It was a tight race between Hayden and Brendon. I really think Hayden should have let Brendon win HOH to let him but Hayden wanted safety BADLY. Inside it was agreed by the boys, including Brendon that Ragan was the target, but that Brendon would be the pawn. Ragan and Brendon were nominated LIVE.

POV was played outside. It was "before or after" and Ragan killed it. He studied hard, backwards and forwards and won the damn comp. Enzo was out first, as usual. Brendon was out second and they had to take us to the Fishtank cam to edit out Brendon's LOUD BLEEP. Then Britney got out. Then Hayden and Lane both got out at the same fucking time giving Ragan the clear win, not even going to tie breaker round. WTF?

So Ragan uses POV on himself but before he does Britney got Hayden aside and told him to put her ass up knowing he had to make a split decision last minute. She did ask Enzo and Lane if she had their votes and they both said yes. Wish they had went against their "word" but they didn't. Brendon got voted out against Britney 3 to 0. Brendon left on a happy note and the house was happy inside and EVERYONE IS JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY.

Where's the fucking DRAMA?!?!

At least Ragan said in the house right after Brendon's eviction how much "respect" he had for Brendon and how badly and hard he played to stay in the game. Ragan was very happy though that "finally" they got Brendon out. They even all agreed that if Brendon had gotten to the end that he most likely would have won! WTF?

So that's it. 2 new Jury Members. Rachel will be happy and so will Kathy. HOH is happening again right now and we have to wait to see what happened.

Hopefully Hayden winning doesn't send him home this week. Him winning gives Ragan and Britney a 50/50 chance of taking control. The Brigade, without Hayden, also have a 50/50 chance of winning HOH. The HOH comp is the one with the teeter totter ball throwing contraption. Anyone can win this. If Britney wins, she's NOT targeting Ragan, unless she feels she can't win against him. If Ragan wins he's getting "revenge" for Matt, even if he says he isn't, he is.

He'll target Enzo and Hayden. Lane, bugs me saying this, but Lane will make it to the final 2. He has NO chance of winning. ZERO! ZIP! He's basically the Ryan of this season. Just there, a piece of furniture that did NOTHING to deserve the grand prize. But you never know, maybe he'll win this HOH and shock the cum out of me.

The entire house's goal must be to take out Britney. She will WIN this season if she gets anywhere near the final 2 chairs. Even Ragan has to backstab the fuck out of Britney. With Britney gone then only Hayden and Enzo can win. Lane or Ragan will NOT win the jury.

FEEDS BACK! Lane won HOH! Well look at me.. Mr. Dumbfuck who just fucking said Lane hasn't won shit to deserve the money and here he goes winning HOH. WHAT THE EPIC FUCK!

So Ragan HAS to win POV to stay. Lane doesn't want to but he has to put up someone against Ragan and it's going to be Britney. The Brigade MUST control the votes if POV is not used to change the nominations. So again.. another predictable week. Hayden and Enzo are safe, Britney and Ragan nominated. If Ragan doesn't win POV then Ragan goes home. Couples going out back to back. Rachel, Matt, Brendon and hopefully soon Ragan!

Ragan is so fucking cheerful in the house. Britney is so fucking polite. Everyone is just so fucking drama free. I HATE IT! It looks like Hayden got a HOH basket for winning during the live show. The house, minus Enzo who's in the Diary Room, are pigging out on Hayden's HOH basket.

With Britney and Ragan moving into the storage room we get Lane and Hayden silently celebrating with a douche bag fist bump. Lane says that he and Hayden are now in the final 3. Seems like Enzo is completely expendible to Hayden and his piece of furnitue. Sorry, just because Lane won a crap shoot HOH doesn't mean he deserves the money. Hayden built relationships int he house, something Lane has yet to do. He only stuck to his boys and to Britney. That's it. Hayden & Enzo have this game won. Either Ragan or Britney leaves this week, all depending on POV.

Then next HOH whoever is left out of Britney or Ragan have a 1 third chance in playing to win. I just see no chance in Britney or Ragan making it to the final 2. Someone from the Brigade is going to win this game. Either Enzo, Hayden or- no, not Lane. Lane will be in final 2, I predict, with a 2nd place finish. Whoever is against Lane in the final 2 immediately wins. AUTOMATIC BITCH.

Britney is walking around the house laughing and happy as fuck. Thinking she's completely safe with Lane as HOH. Bitch, if YOU don't win POV then you my friend are capital F.U.C.K.E.D.!

Day 58

So... Lane had 2 things happen. One, he got Pandora's Box again. He claims he got some money off a money tree while the rest of the house got 3 punishments. The first one has the silverware and the glasses taken away. I guess they have to drink out of bowls. This has been done before. It's not a punishment, it doesn't cause fights, it's just STUPID. BORING.

Big Brother waits to reveal the other 2 later in the week. Hopefully the bedrooms are closed and the beds are taken away. Floor sleeping. Now that's a punishment. But I expect another night of wake up calls every 15 minutes. Another way Big Brother can make money off the viewers.

So Lane has done nominations. Enzo and Ragan have been nominated. But before the nomination ceremony, earelier in the day, Lane talked with Hayden & Britney individually to get an idea on who to nominate. He toyed with the idea of a pawn to go up against Ragan with Britney not being the pawn. That meant either Enzo or Hayden would go up against Ragan. BUT WHY? FUCKING WHY?

Lane must be using Ragan and Britney to take out another Brigade member. Does he really want a final four with Ragan, Britney, himself and whoever survives the block? The problem here is Lane can not win against anyone in the house. I'm guessing he wants to be pulled to the end and maybe he actually believes that if either Hayden, Britney or Ragan get to the end that maybe they will all pull him to the final 2 to get them a solid win. Maybe Lane is just fucking content with being 2nd.

I think Lane has no connection to Enzo and believes has put Enzo in a spot on the block that could have him evicted giving Lane 3 solid chances of being dragged to the final 2. Quite smart if you think about it. Even Britney told Lane before nominations that if she wins POV that she WILL pull off Ragan forcing Hayden to go up on the block. Lane knew this could happen and that would give the Brigade no control over the votes. Hayden even talked with Lane to see that there could be a secret alliance with Britney and Ragan but Lane doesn't believe there is one. He doesn't see it.

I just don't think Lane is that smart to come up with such a well crafted plan on getting Enzo out this week. I think Lane just didn't want to piss of Britney and is in a secret side alliance with Hayden so that left Ragan and Enzo left to nominate. Lane is just stupid enough to look at the surface of the water without thinking there's an entire plan of brillance underneathe the surface. He has to look at the nominations as something more than just 2 people on the block.

All Lane had to do, if he was truely Brigade all the way, was to nominate Britney and Ragan. If either won POV they could only pull themselves off. That way one Brigade members goes up on the block, the other stays off the block and the one off the block could force a tie thus giving Lane the sole power vote on sending out whichever of Ragan or Britney is left on the block. Simple as that. No second thought to a true gamer who's true to their alliance.

But again I don't think Lane is true to Enzo... at all. Enzo could win this game if he got to the end. And I think Lane is scared of that. Or Lane has no idea Enzo would win and he's just there, in the corner, like a piece of furniture that got moved to the HOH room.

Day 59

So... what's to report. Ragan sleeping. The other houseguests sleeping. Ragan studying. Hayden feels so safe in the house he doesn't care to study AT ALL. He's just there enjoying his time. Unaware that if he ever sees the block that the game may shift to evicting him as no one will probably win against him. Britney has ZERO chance of getting on the block this week if POV is used because Lane is just in love with her and is smitten to ever cross her.

POV comp ended up happening during the day instead of night as thought to be. I figured it was going to me Morph. So did the rest of the house. It turns out that it was something physical, Ragan got pushed or given a good shove by Enzo who apparently was a BAT OUT OF HELL in the comp. Hayden didn't care, he felt he was safe no matter what. Britney probably thought she'd break a nail. Lane had some THINKING to do so that took him out of the comp. That left only Ragan and Enzo as possible hardcore players for the physical POV comp.

Enzo ended up wanting it more. But Ragan wanted it soooo badly. Practicing day and night. So when the feeds return we find Ragan laying down in the Cabana room UPSET and with an angry face. He's sulking, he's pissed off.

Enzo is calling Ragan a "sore loser" and to "get the fuck outta here". Of course not to his face but to Britney. Britney is being a mean spirited bitch, as usual, enjoying Ragan's demise. How funny it was and how she wished she could see it all over again. Enzo was bitching and moaning how it was his "time" to win now.

Enzo says something about how he was "too hungry" to win. Enzo is walking around the kitchen dropping hints about the comp. Enzo says "what do you think i'm going to lay down and let you take it. no i'm going for it. i'm going for it". Enzo asks Britney if he can walk around with the POV. He says to the POV necklace "I finally won you. I finally won you".

Enzo again brings up how much of a "sore loser" Ragan is. Talking about how Ragan use to call Brendon one when he's one. Minutes later Britney finds herself in the HOH room with Lane, Enzo and Hayden. Britney of course being in HER bed.

So Britney brings up how much of a TWAT Ragan was to her downstairs. She had BROKEN A NAIL in the comp and she had to go into the Cabana to get something to cut it off. Ragan had come in from getting a fresh microphone and wanted to be left alone in Cabana room. He requested to be alone and held the door for her to finish up and leave. Britney did NOT like this one bit. And the way she retold it was TWATish. But Ragan was being a sore loser and knew his time was up in the house. He did have to win every comp from here on to the end to stay and he knew if he lost once he'd be voted out.

Of course there is hope for him. It seems Lane still doesn't want to put Britney up on the block. Hayden seems to be the replacement nominee. Hayden really isn't fighting this believeing he's solid and even up on the block that he is not going anywhere. But with him on the block this week I suspect Britney and even Enzo will be tempted to take out Hayden. I suspect that even the Diary Room will help plant seeds of winning doubt to ensure that Hayden leaves this week. Hayden better not pull a Matt and let himself get in a position to be voted out.

Back to the HOH room. Here we find out that Lane was taken out first. As expected. That Ragan took out Britney next and then Hayden. WOW! Ragan was doing good then in the comp. Lane admits that he just grabbed "names" and ran to the podium. It seems the POV comp was OTEV, the one where you have to offer the POV GOD names of previous POV winners and whoever is last to the podium is out.

Hayden laughs about how when Enzo bumped into Ragan that Ragan made these "ahhh" sounds and was expressing how hurt he was physically from Enzo's harsh gameplay. Now they reveal that Enzo and Ragan were the last 2. That Enzo knew the answer to the last question and broke some fake "log" to get to the podium.

Britney admits to being scared because OTEV took sooo long to announce the results. She thought they, meaning Big Brother, was going to make them re-do the round. Even Lane admits that if they were going to re-do it that he was going to stand up and say "I'm out. I mean if you're going to do that shit I'm out" meaning he was going to quit the game. They all believe Enzo should have won it.

Ragan was in the Diary Room during this chat and Britney thinks he's in there talking about how "unfair" the comp was. Enzo don't want to hear Ragan's bitching about how unfair it was. Enzo says he wants to "rip him up and shun" Ragan on anything he has to say about Enzo's POV win.

Ragan talks to himself in the Cabana room. Saying Britney will go on the block if Ragan goes. Ragan is trying to work out a plan to scare Britney into thinking that keeping him will work in her favor. The problem with this is for some time now he's known the boys are sticking together. He's just running scenerios on how he can stay and what will happen next week. Something about how Lane won't break his word "he just won't".

Day 60

Um... Not much happened. Britney is trying not to go up as a replacement nominee. That's about all.

Day 61

Ohhh.. so PUSSY ASS LANE put up Hayden instead of Britney on the block. You know, 'cause Enzo used POV on himself. BUT WHY HAYDEN? You've only know the bitch for 60 days? But then the same could be said for Lane's relationship with Hayden. But then Lane has to know he stands no chance winning against Britney in the end, but then again with Ragan having not won POV then what's the point on who goes up. Lane just wants the homosexual out. But then again it's not what Lane wants at this point.

Enzo and Britney control the votes. Well then again Lane would ask Britney to vote out Ragan and if Enzo were to try to vote out Hayden then they would force a tie and then Lane would get his homosexual out. But then again Lane ain't that smart.

So Hayden has a good chance of leaving the game over Ragan only because in the course of a few days Enzo could realize that no one in the house stands a chance beating Hayden in the final 2. This could be the week to get him out. But then again Britney has told Hayden, her secret love of her life, that she doesn't think Lane or Enzo deserves the money. WOW! I know right, TWAT!

In other Day 61 news, Ragan has been TOLD by the Diary Room that he MUST campaign. You know, footage for the show. Ragan doesn't want to do it. He's like he's giving up. He feels he has no chance in staying but he does, he actually does stand a chance. Whatever Ragan, ROLL THE FUCK OVER AND DIE ALREADY {in the game at least}.

When Enzo, Lane and Hayden got wind of Ragan's bitchfest about the DR, well Enzo made a point to point out that "30,000" people tried to get into this house and now Ragan is just going to mope around the house and wait until he's evicted. That they all came to play the game. Of course he's saying this in front of Hayden, who's now on the block.

So will Ragan finally get that last minute push to campaign against Hayden. Let's hope so. I didn't waste 61 days watching a fellow gay man just give the fuck up. I mean I kinda want to watch him push hard to stay to then leave. I'd also would like the "boys" to give him hope that he's staying by talking about evicting Hayden but then blindside the shit out of him by taking him out. Even with a tie vote, leave BRATNEY out of it. Make her vote out Hayden while Enzo votes out Ragan. Then Lane sends Ragan out. BUT THEN AGAIN Lane could just realize he can't win against Hayden and evict his shit mouthed ass.

BUT THEN AGAIN.. i just had to say it one more time.

9:38pm. Ragan has started pushing HARDCORE to Britney in the Cabana room. He feels if he can get to Britney then he can get to Lane. She listens to him, agrees with his points that the boys are together but then SLIPS and mentions that even if she doesn't win the HOH next week that she could very well have no competition in the last POV comp because let's face, she's going up against Lane, Ezno and Hayden.

For some reason Ragan tries to backtrack but it's already slipped out. He tries to pitch "the 2 of us" and how keeping Ragan better ensures her the final 2 spots with either Ragan or Lane pulling her to the end. BUT COME THE FUCK ON. If Ragan took out Hayden this week, Enzo next week and then won final HOH and had the fucking choice on who to pull to the end.. he'll pull Lane over Britney without a second thought. Same goes for Britney if she wins FINAL HOH and all she had left to chose was between Lane and Ragan.

So I think Britney knows this and Ragan's attempt is dead in the water. At least he's trying. Ragan continues to use his non existing relationship with Lane as a reason to get Britney to talk to Lane for him but Britney keeps pushing for Ragan to talk to Lane. LOL! FUCK YOU RAGAN! I love to see Ragan try hard and then LOSE HARDER!

Day 62

So Lane finally pitched his idea to Lane about Lane keeping him. Lane seems to think it could be a good idea. I mean really it's all for the TV show when they edit it and viewers unaware on what's really going on will think Ragan actually has a chance to stay.

Even Britney talked with Lane after Ragan's talk, as she said she would, and they both seemed to toy with the idea but really... it's not happening. Britney is going to want to finish this game easily or at least thinking it will be a cake walk after Ragan is gone. She will believe she can win everything to get to the end without any other fucker fucking up her game.

Plus why would Lane ever keep a "homosexual" in the house. Ragan is not a man, he's a "girly guy". At least that's what Lane calls Nick, Britney's boyfriend. So either Ragan is a "girly guy" or something worse in Lane's eyes and well Lane just isn't rooming with a homosexual anymore that could or could not be interested in polishing off his Texas pole.

Of course Lane is so sexually frustrated from Britney's continued DON'T TOUCH ME INSERT AWKWARD LAUGH HERE AND THERE STAY AWAY FROM ME DON'T TOUCH ME INSERT POLITE NO YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME blocks of potential love making. If Ragan would just get on his knees and offer to give Lane the "best" blow job and pathetically even beg Lane to close his eyes and just picture Britney blowing him off, well then maybe Ragan will have a chance to stay in the game. I know this sounds like completely offense shit coming from a gay guy who's talking about a gay guy and how that gay guy's only chance of staying is to blow a straight guy but in this case, I believe that's the all Ragan has left to offer.

There's nothing "cerebal" about it, Ragan, your only chance is to offer your ass and mouth to Lane's sexually frustrated dick. Here's hoping Lane takes the offer but then still votes you out after using your body to get off and then sending you off to the jury house to deny deny deny it ever happened.

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August 20, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50

Day 56

Not much going on. No house change for Enzo to be evicted. Matt still getting his ass handed to him Thursday. Ragan and Matt are still BEST FAKE FRIENDS even though Matt admitted throwing Ragan under the bus to us, the viewers, during the most recent episode.

I guess Matt grows more secretly angry towards Enzo, Lane and Hayden as he's told Brendon that if he makes it to the end that he has Matt's jury vote! SAY WHA???

7:21pm We have the houseguests playing with a "chance" HOH comp game. It's the same contraption that was used last season and even on Big Brother Brasil last year. You stand at one end, hold a teeter totter type contraption and let the ball roll and before the ball rolls off the end you thrust it up into the air to fall in a box/circle.

So after Matt is evicted they will most likely play this for HOH. POV will most likely be something physical. The hopefully RAGAN is evicted! If Ragan wins POV then BUH BYE BRITNEY! But then again if Ragan wins HOH and then Britney wins POV... then BUH BYE BRENDON!

UH OH! Lane has headed up to the HOH room to talk with Enzo. It seems Brendon has figured out he can't do much in the game to get further if Enzo, Lane and Hayden are all together in the house. So Brendon has gotten with Ragan and Britney to create a new 3 person alliance. The problem is BRITNEY! She told Lane Brendon's plan and now Lane has told Enzo.

Enzo is PISSED! He doesn't know why Brendon would do that but really Brendon is just trying to not go out fourth if he is the final HG against the remaining Brigade members. Enzo is back to not caring about Brendon AT ALL. Lane is back to hating Brendon as usual. Enzo is NOW, he's NOW telling Lane that Hayden has to know this and how they HAVE to win HOH tomorrow! LOL! So much for not trying Hayden, Lane and Enzo. They all three thought Brendon, Ragan and Britney would all be targeting each other leaving them three untouched.

I still want Ragan out first but if those 3 team up to start taking out the remaining Brigade, well then so be it. It'll make for great TV.

Britney is now in the HOH room and Lane makes a comment how if it's "better" to take out Brendon next. I guess the target from Ragan has shifted to Brendon. DAMN IT! Sucks to Brendon! Britney has done her job keeping Ragan for another week or so while sicking her boys on Brendon, the person she's most scared of in the house. She's happy as fuck knowing her boys are after Brendon now.

Day 55

Not much to report. Matt is trying and saying every trick in the book to stay. He's almost like channeling Annie from week one, when she tried every trick and tatic and antic to stay. Matt is just like a dog digging holes in a backyard, looking for a bone that isn't there. His end result is just not going to happen. He is NOT going to stay.

The rest of the house is just dealing with Matt's antics, especially Hayden and Lane. Hearing Matt trash Ragan then use Ragan as a tool that if Matt stays they can "use" Ragan but if Matt eleaves Ragan is not with "them".

Ragan is very much onto Enzo, Lane and Hayden. Watching them more closely now. EVER SINCE BRENDON helped Ragan focus his game on the boys Ragan has been figuring out what they are up to without even talking to them. He tells Matt that they must have a final four deal with Britney, that she is in on evicting Matt this week.

But there's not much Ragan can do about it all. He even says that all he can do is "win" the entire way through to the end or he's out. TRUE DAT BITCH!

Day 50

What a predictable and HORRIBLE week. Matt used his Diamond Power of Veto and took some digs at Brendon calling him a "dummy" and implying he can't make decisions for himself, meaning Matt was only nominated because Rachel told him to do it in a "pretzel" message she left for him on the HOH glass table the time she was in the house for 24 hours.

Kathy was thrown up in a long winded speech that Julie told Matt to hurry the fuck up. Kathy was thrown up and she was all nice about getting uniamously voted out. What's funny is Ragan loved to throw it in Rachel's face how she was the ONLY person this season who got uniamously voted out but now Kathy got the same treatment. Lane not getting a single vote should scare the fuck out of everyone in terms of who wants Lane out.

Kathy leaves, is predictable in telling everyone to be "good" as she leaves. Kathy didn't even pack, no suitcase for her! SO FUCKING GLAD she's gone. I've been hating her since day one. Playing all sides of the house but never admitting to that type of gameplay, standing behind her "morals" bullshit.

So HOH comes and goes. The last 2 are Enzo and Britney. Britney seems fairly sure of her HOH answers in the True/False Big Brother Says game whereas Enzo was barely getting them right with Julie always asking for Enzo to make a decision. The final question before the tie breaker round had them question different answers with Britney winning. Enzo should have studied harder. Britney threw her hands up in the air and I'm actually happy for her. She gets to experience HOH. The problem here is Ragan gets to have a AWESOME week. HATE THAT.

Matt threw HOH and made it quite obvious with a thumbs up that he threw it. Matt thinks he's so fucking GOOD at this game that he got to use a power and then threw the HOH on purpose knowing that he's safe no matter what this week. AND HE IS. I hate that his game is sooo fucking good that no one wants to get rid of him after his power move and escaping the block now twice.

What's funny is Enzo wanted either Ragan or Britney out this week. He's made it known to his Brigade members repeatedly. So Matt, knowing that Enzo wanted these people out, decided to take out Kathy and in his replacement nominee speech he even took a stab at Kathy calling her some form of cleaning house and it as to be done at some point. Fucking Rachel warned Kathy that they were after her and they were. BITCH SHOULD HAVE PLAYED HARDER IN POV! BITCH had a chance to win it!

Now yes Matt had every right to do what he wanted, put up who he wanted to better his own game. But if Enzo survives this week I already expect Enzo to start targeting Matt over anyone else. Enzo WILL be jealous of Matt's position in the house, friendships in the house and how easy it will be for Matt to win in the end game, final 2. Enzo will scare Lane and Hayden out of having a chance of winning against Matt in the final 2 and should have no problem turning the Brigade against Matt next week.

Now here's the kicker. Next Thursday is a double eviction. IT'S FINALLY HERE. The houseguests have been expecting it. With Britney as the HOH she is going to put up Brendon as expected. She's already told people in the house that she's putting up Brendon for "Nick" yet Lane has taken jabs at Nick and he's never going to see the block this week.

So now Enzo and Hayden's top secret side alliance slash friendship with Brendon is about to fuck them as one of them will go up against Brendon. The question is who. Matt has already told Britney that Enzo has yet to see the block so he may be the obvious choice. I already see Enzo and Brendon nominated this week. I see Britney telling Hayden how he's already seen the block and how he lost "Kristin".

Enzo has been obviously down tonight walking around with a "fuck me" face. Bitch knows he's going on the block. Ragan is safe as fuck. Matt is safe as fuck. Lane is safe as fuck. That only leaves Hayden, Brendon and Enzo. If either Brendon or Enzo wins POV then Hayden goes up. It's simple as that. If POV isn't use to change nominations then Brendon goes. If Brendon comes off with POV then Hayden goes up and Enzo leaves. He doesn't have a friendship with Ragan and Lane already promised his vote to Hayden if they were ever on the block. So again we get a predictable fucking week. THIS SEASON SUCKS!

I shouldn't be able to call the game before it happens. THIS SEASON SUCKS!

Now what's fun is next Thursday's double eviction. If the house gets their way then Brendon leaves this week and then double eviction starts. With Brendon gone, Britney not able to play in HOH that leaves only Ragan versus the ENTIRE BRIGADE! There are good odds that the Brigade will win and at this moment the Brigade will make themselves know by nominating both Ragan versus Britney.

Now if either Ragan or Britney wins POV then Britney will most likely leave due to her POV and HOH collective wins. Now if either wins POV and takes themselves off then the Brigade will thrown up anyone from their alliance and it won't matter because they control the votes. Whichever of Britney/Ragan is left on the block will be evicted. The Brigade will make themselves known.

Now whichever is left from Britney and Ragan, again this is assuming Ragan doesn't win HOH during Double Eviction, then if they seriously don't win the next HOH after the double eviction show is over.. well their ass is done. Of course only the POV would save their ass but it looks like the Brigade could get their final four alliance that started on day 3 and pushed through to the final... well, their plan will actually have come true. Again I'm playing the "what if" game. Shit Brendon could win POV this week and then the Brigade is really fucked this week losing a member and their final four plans will no longer be.

10pm. Interesting! Lane and Matt are talking in the Jungle bedroom and Matt is NOT selling out Hayden and Enzo. He's not throwing his boys under the bus to Matt how they wanted to get rid of Matt. FUCK YEAH! Matt is getting played by Lane. Lane made it seem like him, Hayden and Enzo were "emotional", almost crying on "national TV" in the Cabana room, how they were so upset that Matt would be leaving that they wanted to burst out of the Cabana room and tell everyone that Matt was "one of them".

So Lane also discussed how Kathy was voting to evict Matt and how Matt agreed with Enzo and Hayden that they didn't want to split the votes so that everyone was in agreement that Matt was leaving. Lane is keeping shit from Matt and that's beautiful. Matt WILL be dealt with soon enough. He better be. If he's in the final four then he WILL be in the final 2. Matt buys this hook line and sinker. HA HA! Fuck you Matt!

Lane did bring up how Enzo said that he will go AWF on Britney if he's put up. Matt doesn't think that would be a good idea. Matt then brings up how Ragan was "almost crying" when he used the Diamond Power of Veto. Lane even said that he would volunteer to go up on the block so that Enzo wouldn't go AWF on Britney! WOW! STUPID MUCH?

Outside on the hammock the QUEEN CUNTS Ragan and Britney are trashing Brendon but then Ragan says it isn't like him to "kick someone when they're done". THIS come from Ragan... THIS BULLSHIT! Ragan says he doesn't want to focus on Brendon so much this week and enjoy his upcoming "weeks" as if he plans on staying to the end or something.

Now they think the DPOV was "original" and Ragan, the QUEEN OF BB KNOWLEDGE, doesn't seem to remember it ever being used on Big Brother before. Ragan says he doesn't like 'him" meaning Brendon and how he needs to "get over it" and how hating Brendon isn't "productive". REALLY TWAT? But there's nothing else you can relate to anyone in the house about except to trash the couple. As I type this he brings up Rachel's "priceless" expression on her face when she sees what happened this week.

Here Britney says she thought Enzo and Hayden would throw HOH. Of course she never brings up Matt getting taken out. So fucking irritating how Matt is under the radar with them.

Day 51

So the Have Not twist continues. They did the SO OLD drinking mixed food milkshakes competition. Brendon, Hayden and Enzo were not able to keep them down or drink them fast enough. They are the Have Not's of the week. Was SOOO hoping Ragan was going to be a Have Not again. DAMN IT! Maybe him getting voted out this Thursday would be even better.

Britney is bringing everyone up to the HOH room to discuss her nominations. As if they'll be a fucking surprise. I already said who the fuck they were going to be. Enzo versus Brendon. NO SURPRISE THERE. Ragan, who thinks he's HOH, tells Hayden, NO he PROMISES Hayden that Hayden has "nothing to worry about" in terms of going up on the block.

Enzo has been telling people he will go AWF on Britney if she nominates him. That he already hates Britney and Ragan in the game and will let them HAVE IT if he's nominated. GOOD! About time a shit storm hit those 2 TWATS from behind. Those two CUNTS will never see it coming and they'll be taken back by it so dramatically! I CAN'T WAIT! Oh Enzo, don't disappoint us. PLEASE RIP BRATNEY AND RAGAN a new asshole with your insults.

Matt, Ragan and Britney have been doing almost nothing but trashing on Brendon. All day long. All the fucking time. Britney tried to get Brendon to throw people under the bus to save himself to then use it against him but really the only people Brendon told Britney not to trust and to be afraid of was the last house couple Matt and Ragan. To NOT play the game for them this week, to do what she wanted. To get out who she wanted, not what they wanted. But really Britney wants Brendon out.

What else... Matt butt fucked Ragan in the Have Not bedroom. Ragan told Matt to love only him when his wife dies. Matt licked Ragan's back and bit his ear screaming how he would love only him now. Yeah... it happened. Believe it.... lol.

5pm Britney is talking with Enzo, Lane and Hayden. She just talked with Brendon who filled her head with the fear that if he leaves this week that she will be the target for next week, targeted by Ragan and Matt. She talks with her boys about how she wants to put up a pawn against Brendon and in so many few words the "pawn" is going to be either Hayden or Enzo. We all know Lane aint going up.

So they are told that Brendon just said they are all after Matt and they tell her that Brendon was doing all the talking and they just sat there. BUT they did want Matt to be the pawn against Brendon. They all four are using Matt's word against him about how he wants to win POV and make sure that Brendon goes home this week. There's only one person sitting out of the POV comp this week and they all agree that if Matt wants to play and win POV he has to be nominated to make sure he plays.

Britney then brings up how she already told Matt she wasn't going to nominate him but now she is hoping that when she offers Matt the "pawn" spot to make sure he plays POV that he will somehow volunteer again to go up. Britney makes it known that if Matt puts up a fight or disagrees with the idea the she WONT' put him up. FUCK!

She is getting the hint from the boys that it is them four as the "Final four" with Brendon leaving this week and Ragan and Matt targeted for next week. It seems though that the Brigade is targeting one of their own this week by getting Matt on the block. What better way to get rid of Matt than this week and shock both Britney and Ragan by keeping Brendon.

Shit they all just said that no one is going to win against Matt in the final 2. That Matt has to be dealt with at some point. You see what really scared Britney is the statement that Brendon made, that she is doing Matt and Ragan's dirty work FOR THEM and if Brendon is the actual person she wants out this week. She really needs to think that if she's in the final 2 against Brendon that she would most definitely win against him, Matt not so much.

If Brendon was SMART he would have told her this to really scare the shit out of her. Up against me in the final 2 you'll win, up against Matt, you'll lose. Go back to Nick with NOTHING.

So Britney and her boys break up their talk but Hayden stays behind to have a quick exchange of words. Something about how Brendon has to go but something about Matt and how she should be doing good by putting Matt up against Brendon. She's all down for this but keeps talking about how worried she will be about Matt staying and coming after her next week.

Britney is now called to the Diary Room and she rushes to the Jungle bedroom to grab Matt. She wants to go into the storage room to talk with him real quick about the nominations. But just as they walk in Big Brother is DEMANDING Britney to come to the Diary Room. They didn't want her to talk to Matt before nominations. But she did get to talk to him.

The trivia is on the feeds now meaning that the nominations are starting. Britney will talk in the Diary Room for awhile, the house will be on outdoors lockdown, blah blah blah, Brendon and Enzo will be nominated. So boring and D.U.N.

7:30pm. What a NON SURPRISE! Enzo and Brendon are both nominated. Well shit I didn't see that coming a mile away in this unbelievably amazing heart pounding great season!!!!

It seems when the DR was trying to pull Britney from talking to Matt that they didn't succeed from stopping their talk. Britney flat out asked Matt if he would be down with going up on the block and he said no. So she didn't put him up.

After the nomination ceremony Brendon retreated to the Have Not bedroom to bitch and moan about Britney going back on her word. Brendon didn't nominate her last week so he just expected her to not do the same to him.

Britney quickly brings Enzo up to the HOH room to talk. He is not upset with her... to her face at least. He brings up Monet's name and how he knows she did what she had to do crap. BORING! This season still sucks.

BUT the gem of this conversation is that Britney did say that if Brendon does win POV or if anyone is taken off the block that Matt will be thrown up. DING DING DING! So if Hayden wins it, he pulls off Enzo. Matt goes up. If Brendon wins it Matt goes up and is "backdoored". If Enzo wins it then Matt goes up. Sounds easy enough. But I expect Matt will talk himself out of even being backdoored with Britney thanks to Ragan! FUCKING RAGAN!

Day 52

Let's see. Enzo, Hayden and Lane are trying to get Matt backdoored this week. All want to keep Brendon around if possible. They are attempting to scare Britney into thinking Matt is the Saboteur so even if she wins POV that she'll backdoor him herself. All they want is him on the block.

Lane is even all about replacing Matt with Britney in the Brigade. The house is playing POV right now. Hayden has mentioned that if he wins POV that Enzo is going to be pulled off with it so that Matt can be thrown up there. This way Hayden, Enzo and Lane control the votes this week and can send out Matt, lying to him the entire week.

I can't get my hopes up. It all depends on who's playing. Everyone but Ragan is playing. Well that's good. Ragan is hosting so if can't win and keep the nominations the same. Only Matt can win and keep it the same. Hopefully if Britney wins it she'll be tricked into using it by her boys and send Matt packing.

It all depends on who wins POV. If Matt wins he'll only be safe for one week. What I would love to happen is Matt doesn't try so hard to win it, thinks Brendon is going home, gets thrown up on the block and gets sent home. So much for giving us a thumbs up while he mouthed the word "perfect" showing us all how GREAT he is at throwing the HOH comps.

Day 52 Part 2

SUCKS TO BE YOU RAGAN! This week's POV was a punishment one. When the feeds return we see Brendon with his head shaved... AND THE FUCKING POV NECKLACE AROUND HIS NECK! There were also prizes in the comp. Lane won a phone call. Or so he says. Someone won 5,000 dollars. Brendon is going to be handcuffed to Britney for 24 hours. LOL! Enzo lost his clothes and is in a "penguin" costume all week long!

But no one knows who won all the big prizes. A trip, the money. It was one of those POV comps where everyone played on their own, not everyone all outside at once. Lane, Hayden and Enzo are super quick to start working on getting Matt backdoored this week. They, along with Brendon, want to get into Britney's head and get her to backdoor him.

Enzo and Hayden go upstairs while Lane distracts Matt downstairs with Ragan. It starts. All agree Matt is too cocky in the game, most likely didn't play to win, felt he was safe no matter what, took all the prizes in the POV comp and probably bragged about it in the Diary Room... Enzo says "he's got to go".

Enzo is even ready for Matt to try to spill about the Brigade. Enzo says if Matt wants to start with him that they will "throw down" and go AT IT! Enzo is fired up. Britney did cry saying she really wanted Brendon to leave and how she feels she has no jury votes in the jury house. Sending Matt out she feels she won't get his vote, she doesn't have Rachel's or Kathy's. They make her feel better by tryign to get her to stop crying and to just PUT UP MATT.

She's all down for it. Talking about Matt following her everywhere now and how he immediately asked her after she won if she was going to put him up and not to do it. She's scared of Ragan being upset with her but the boys got her back. That if Brendon wins HOH next week that he'll put up Ragan and Britney and Ragan will leave. Britney is scared though that Ragan could win the POV and she would go home. It's just too many what if's and Enzo says that they all have to go at some point. The goal is to not think about it and to just get to the final four. Britney, Lane, Enzo and Hayden.

Enzo is pushing hard how for the last 2 weeks Matt has been the Saboteur. How the Saboteur was only for 2 weeks and how Matt had the DPOV. Britney gets called to the Diary Room leaving Hayden and Enzo to talk. Both are ready for Matt to out the Brigade and to throw them under the bus. Enzo is FUCKING READY for Matt to play that game. Hayden wants to go up to Ragan and tell him how Matt has been lying and playing him the entire game. Hayden and Enzo are ready to turn on Matt if Matt throws the first blow. IT'S AWN BITCHES!

To make a long story short The entire house is after Matt this week. Now if Matt can somehow talk his way out of going up and twist everything on Britney to turn on her boys then that'd be some genius gameplay. Ragan will of course try to "logically" talk some "sense" into Britney about not going after Matt. Will Britney listen to her? Hope not. I think Britney would rather have 3 guys fighting for her versus one SHIT TURD, Ragan!

As Enzo trashes Matt to Lane we see Matt laying down on his bed in the jungle room. Lane is getting filled in by Enzo about how Matt is the Sab, has 5 grand and won a trip to Hawaii. He's gone. Lane agrees. Enzo says Britney is ready to throw Matt up and Enzo says he's ready for Matt to throw him under the bus.

Now here's the problem I'm already seeing. Ragan and Matt get into Britney's head, pull Lane over and now there's a new final four. Leaving Hayden, Enzo and Brendon the outs. Enzo gets evicted and Brendon and Hayden are left to fight the new foursome. I hate this scenerio but it could very well happen. It all depends on Lane and what he decides. Britney won't side with Matt or Ragan unless Lane is there. It all depends on him. FUCK!

6:34pm. Feeds are back again, They were out for an hour. We find out that Pandora's Box was back for another week. This time Britney got the "bad" by being locked in Pandora's Box with... JESSIE GODDREZ from Big Brother 10,11! He was working out SHIRTLESS and sweating and insulting Britney who was insulting him right back. Lots of ZINGS back and forth.

Downstairs the rest of the house got a Hawaiian party outside. So when the feeds came back we find Britney telling everyone about her Jessie encounter. The rest of the house is just "stuffed" by the free food. I guess the Have Nots, Brendon, Enzo and Hayden got to eat eat and eat. Matt then brings up how he went up to the HOH room and heard "Rich" talking to Britney which meant she was getting Pandora's Box. Big Brother tries to block the feeds but it's too late, we hard what happened.

Matt walks over to the Jungle room and speaks to Ragan who's sulking in his bed, aware that Matt might be put up in Brendon's place. He tells him that he's going to talk to Britney later to find out what's going on. He pats Ragan's butt area and tells him it will be "okay". SHUT THE FUCK UP. You're going on the block! AGAIN!

Now Britney and Matt are sitting at the table. Matt, nervous as fuck, tries to make small talk with her about the handcuffs she and Brendon will be in soon. She mentions how there will be a "ding" heard in the house that signals the start of the handcuffs. Lane takes a seat at the table and you know Matt is just hating this. Matt is just dying to talk to Britney to find out who the replacement nominee is going to be.

Now we find out that Britney was offered "advice for one hour" but she didn't know who. I guess she thought Nick would be there. So there was this box in the corner and "they" told her to walk up to it and she waited for a few seconds before Jessie bursted out. Confetti flew out and she got it on her. Jessie at one point asked her if she wanted to either lick or touch it off his bicep as he was flexing. Matt says he doesn't think Jessie is "that bright" when Britney said he was messing up his lines.

8:27pm. Matt is laying down in Britney's HOH bed. Waiting to talk to her. Hayden is hanging out there talking with him. Matt figures either he or Hayden goes up. Matt knows Lane isn't an option and somehow he believes Ragan isn't an option. I can't believe he isn't talking about throwing up Ragan against Enzo. Ragan ain't gonna be final 2 with you Matt.

Lane was in there earlier but he left with Britney. Matt asks Hayden "how does this happen" meaning another week with 2 Brigade members on the block again. Matt also keeps talking about how this POV comp was "bullshit" and rigged, so much that Big Brother keeps turning the feeds off to block him trashing the show. JUST GO TO JURY HOUSE MATT and SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT! Your stupid epic sick wife lie backfired on you. Everyone in the house feels sorry for you but no one wants to just hand you the money mutha fucker. Even Britney mentioned earlier how Matt had the chance to win it and stayed if he "really" wanted to stay in the game. HINT HINT, Britney's mind is at ease. You played mutha fucker.

9pm. Matt is talking with Ragan in the Cabana room. How "weird" it was that Brendon walked into the HOH room with no fear that Matt was up there. Britney was on her way out to the DR and Matt knows something is up. He mentions how can Britney just "turn" on them like that.

Ragan then says "Why am I playing this game?" He says this twice. Matt says that they are not playing it, that they are "puppets". Big Brother of coures cuts the feeds. LOL! Ragan feels like Big Brother rigged it against them. EAT SHIT! I've been bitching about Big Brother for years about them rigging this game left and right and up and down. I'm still here, still a favorite show of mine and if you walked into that house unaware that Big Brother rigs shit then you're just stupid as fuck for playing a game you didn't research!

Feeds come back to Ragan who's saying how he's "so fucking over it". WHATEVER SHIT HEAD. You got Rachel out. You thought the rest of the game was going to be super easy and fun and "competitive" from here on out. Matt keeps saying he played so hard for POV and how he "pushed" the button so hard and fast that he should have gotten all of those punishments. He says he has no "proof" of this rigging and he doesn't care if anyone believes him. Ragan is quick to say "I believe you". Matt just laughs it off. Big Brother calls Britney and Brendon to the HOH room.

Ragan keeps saying "I'm done. I'm done. I'm seriously not doing this anymore". LOL! I'M SO FUCKING LOVING THIS! Matt goes out into the house as Britney goes to the Have Not bedroom where Brendon is. She warns him to change his clothes now before they get handcuffed. Matt comes in and Matt asks Britney if he can go up to her HOH room and "grab my water". SERIOUSLY?!?!

Britney then asks who rang her doorbell earlier when she was changing. Matt says it was him trying to get his "water cup" earlier. She says she didn't know who it was. Hayden and Enzo both are there when this is said and I'm sure are quickly thinking Matt is trying to get into the HOH room to talk to Britney. BUSTED!

Day 53

Morning has come and gone. The usual plan of getting Matt out is still in effect. Problem is for almost 24 hours, about 15 hours or so to be exact, Britney and Brendon have been handcuffed together. So Matt has been unable to talk to Britney to find out where her head is at.

So Big Brother ends the "punishment" early so that Matt and Britney can talk. Matt goes up to the HOH room sometime around 4pm and it seems Lane and Hayden are up there unwilling to leave him alone with her. But soon the Diary Room calls Hayden and somehow Lane is gone already. Matt sits in one of the HOH chairs and looks at Britney who's in bed.

He wants to "pick" her brain and here he finds out what he's been assuming. She's toying with the idea of putting him on the block. She brings up points how he and Ragan are the new "Brendon and Rachel", that they will take each other to the final 2, that Britney will be expendable to them, that the house wants Matt out or will be upset with her if she doesn't put him up, that she'll make more enemies if she doesn't Matt on the block.

He hears her out but with his typical nervous laughter tries to downplay her fears and pushes how hard he wants Brendon out. That he will "Fight" for her not knowing the other side of the house has already promises that to her. Matt never gets the words "I'm not putting you up" out of her mouth. She keeps repeating herself about how she wanted Brendon to go home and how everyone is their friend.

Matt also hints that putting up Hayden is a way to get out Enzo. Matt finds out she doesn't want to put up Lane for the obvious reasons. She says she won't put up Ragan because he didn't fight for the POV. Remember, earlier she told her boys that Matt did get the chance to play for POV and they all feel, including her, that Matt didn't really try to win it. Or so they assume.

So Britney also tells Matt that that only leaves him and Hayden as the only choices to go on the block against Enzo. She also brings up how Enzo really did fight for POV. Matt brings up his wife... CAREFULLY and soon extracts tears from Britney about his situation of going home but he STILL doesn't get her to say what he wants.. that he is safe and that Hayden is going up.

He finally leaves and he gets Ragan as per her request. Ragan comes in and I'm sorry, I can't stand him and bare to listen to him. She hears him out and he does get some points across but she keeps pushing the same points to Ragan, how they would pick each other in the end, how no one will win against Matt in the final 2, that Matt not leaving will make the house upset. She even tells Ragan that the entire house wants Matt out! She also gets Ragan to "promise" not to tell Matt. He says he won't.

She also spills to Ragan how the entire house thinks Matt took all the prizes. She even tells Ragan how Brendon told her that after Matt leaves that he thinks the house will be in 3 fractions. Lane, Hayden, Enzo on one side. Brendon on his own and then Britney/Ragan on their own side. Ragan laughs it off calling Brendon an "idiot" for thinking this when really this is what is EXACTLY GOING TO HAPPEN! Ragan makes himself look SO STUPID downplaying this when really this is the truth that Brendon sees happening.

So Ragan gets in Britney's head and she even tells Ragan how he's gotten in her head now. They end their chat. Downstairs Brendon is talking with Hayden and Enzo about Ragan and Britney. How if Britney is changing her mind. Hayden wants to go upstairs and break up the HOH chat but Brendon tells him to wait until tomorrow before the POV ceremony to talk to her. But NO, you talk to her NOW, tonight, so that the shit Ragan and Matt talk to her about don't linger into her head and infect her decisions! Enzo, I"m sure of it, will go up to talk to Britney as will Hayden.

Fast forward 7:40pm and we find Britney pushing to keep Matt to Lane. Now she did go to the Diary Room all dolled up and her and Ragan even talked earlier about how the Dairy Room is pushing for Matt to stay and I'm sure they pushed Britney into keeping Matt. She's liking the idea of getting out Enzo by putting up Hayden against Enzo. Not sure if Lane will agree to this. He is the key to all this. If Britney feels she has no support from Lane about this then she won't do it. If Lane supports her keeping Matt then she'll do it. Simple as that. She would "die" in the game if Lane turned on her after doing what he didn't want her to do.

Britney and Lane talk in the HOH room. Britney says she keeping Matt benefits her. Lane doens't like it and says "I don't know". Enzo walks in wanting to listen to "music" when really he wants to talk to Britney. Hayden is up there now seconds after Enzo talks. Now we wait for Britney to start talking. How is she going to tell them what she wants now. She says she's "tired" hinting she doesn't want to talk but they all stay.

Britney says she wants to take a 30 minute nap thus kicking out Lane and Hayden. This is GOOD because now Lane can spill to Hayden what Britney is up to. Enzo tries to leave with his boys but stays to listen to music by Britney's request. Lane waits outside by the pool table while Hayden takes a piss or something. Both Ragan and Matt are sleeping in the Jungle room.

Hayden is outside. Lane tells Hayden that he doesn't think "BB" likes us and Hayden asks "why" and we get BUBBLES. Feeds cut off. This is good. Lane tells Hayden, Hayden gets Enzo, tells him, they all three tag team her and change her mind again. Make her feel safe. Lane even offered once to go up against Ragan as a "pawn" to put Britney's mind at ease.

So now we wait for the feeds to return. FUCK. I'm thinking Britney told Lane about Big Brother changing her mind in the Diary Room, as expected and predicted, and now Lane is telling Hayden outside about Britney's DR session that changed her mind. FUCK! I knew this shit would happen.

So Feeds have been away from some time. THEY'RE BACK! Lane is upstairs talking with Britney in the HOH while Enzo is already fuming downstairs with Brendon. Enzo is pissed that Ragan threw him under the bus upstairs and Brendon and Hayden tell Enzo to calm the fuck down while Lane talks to her. Brendon wants Enzo to stay downstairs and let Lane talk to her, how he has "sway" with her.

Upstairs Lane is telling Britney he trusts Enzo and Hayden "100 percent". Britney wants Lane to start fighting more for "them" because she's doing all the "work". Lane fucks up saying he is the "spokesman" for the people downstairs but she catches on asking if they all talked downstairs and he LIES saying he was in the Diary Room just now.

Britney is starting to come back over to the DARK SIDE of getting Matt out. Britney does bring up how Ragan said he will still have her back if Matt goes up and out and how Ragan might come to me and your side after Matt is gone. UH OH! Lane just said he hasn't played "these game" to the fulliest. Britney laughs a bit as Lane plays it off as he's not playing his hardest. He says he will now. She again brings up how if Brendon wins HOH that she will go up and she's just scared that Ragan will win POV. Lane will say anything at this point. He says he'll go up against Ragan to make sure she is safe.

Lane also brings up how easy it will win comps against Enzo rather than both Ragan and Matt in the house. Back downstairs Enzo is kicking himself about how he should have won that HOH and how the curse of wearing a costume is true and that he'll be evicted. Enzo asks Brendon if he should let Lane talk to him. They both agree to wait on Lane to bring them back information. All Enzo wants to know is who is throwing him under the bus but Brendon is SMART enough to tell Enzo to not act like you know because then you'll throw Lane under the bus and the whole plan will "fall apart". GOOD THINKING BRENDON!

Feeds keep getting cut off due to Enzo talking about Big Brother being fixed. Everyone is aware that the Dairy Room has an agenda. Now some could think that Britney is lying to protect Matt and Ragan and blame the DR for changing her mind but since we all know the DR loves to push their agenda, well I just believe the DR pushed Britney and she told people about it.

FEEDS BACK again. Matt is outside with his boys and then leaves go to inside. Brendon soon follows inside and Lane is quick to telling Hayden and Enzo how everything is good again. He tells Enzo "you're staying" and how she feels bad for telling him he would never go home as the "pawn". Enzo wants to talk to her but Lane says not to because she made him promise that he wouldn't go down and tell everyone. Enzo wants to talk all "nice" to Britney.

Lane says to Enzo how Britney is scared that Enzo is aligned with Brendon. Enzo wants to tell her he isn't and how bad he wanted to win POV to send Brendon home but Lane again tells Enzo to not tell her because then she'll know they talked. Inside Matt goes and tells Ragan, who's still laying in bed, that everyone is outside cooking. Ragan probably was wondering if they were talking upstairs but they weren't... at least not now.

Outside Lane tells Enzo that Britney won't go against what he wants, that he is the ONLY person in the house that she trusts. That she won't go against Lane at all. Now Lane expects that once Matt goes up on the block that he'll "blab" everything, throwing everyone under the bus. Brendon is nearby and hears this and says "then we'll fight" and laughs how Enzo wants to punch someone. They tell Lane that he has to be the last person that talks to Matt before the POV ceremony.

Day 54

MATT'S ON THE BLOCK! So last night and this morning Matt has been pushing for Ragan to be thrown on the block. Matt was going to do ANYTHING to stay! So Matt was pushing Hayden and Lane to tell Britney to get Ragan on the block. Matt was reverting back to "The Brigade has to stay" this week. This mutha fucker was trying every angle possible to stay. Even taking out his BEST FAKE FRIEND Ragan.

Well Lane ends up telling Britney that Matt is pushing them to push her into putting up Ragan. Britney doesn't want to do this at all. She can't believe it. Matt also starts drilling his "wife" into the house again, talking about her, her being sick and shit. SHE ISN'T SICK! He's such an asshole! HATE HIM SO MUCH! I love how the show on TV is showing Matt talking about how much of a super genius he is and how he has control over the house and FUCK YOU MATT! You're D.U.N.!

Britney gets Matt in the HOH room once more and this is Matt's final last minute plea to not go up. He flat out asks her if he's going up and she's not denying it. Saying again how no one will win against him. Here Matt starts to push for Ragan to Britney himself. How Ragan is more into Matt than Matt is into him! SLAM!

So later, before POV ceremony, Britney tells Ragan outside about how Matt was pushing for you to go on the block. POV ceremony comes and goes and Matt is on the block!!!

Ragan is DEEEEEPRESSED around the house. He finally talks to Britney and tells her he wants to out Matt about him throwing him under the bus. Saying how Ragan wouldn't have done that to Matt but Matt did to him. Ragan isn't even sure he'll vote for Matt to stay now. LOL! SUCKS TO BE MATT!

6pm. Lane and Hayden are talking outside about how they are in the final 5. That everyone else is a target and how they aren't. That they dont' even have to win comps, that they will be in the final 5 no matter what! Matt comes outside and assumes Ragan is mad at him and has found out he was trying to throw him up on the block over himself.

Ragan has been in the Diary Room for some time now. The houseguests are questioning whether or not Ragan is DOR'ing aka quitting the game. Matt doesn't think so but you know he's just secretly hoping Ragan does and that he'll stay somehow because of it. Even if Ragan did quit the game Matt would STILL go the fuck home and the double eviction would be cancelled this week.

Fast forward to Ragan and Matt talking. More so confronting Matt about how Ragan heard Matt was naming him as someone to go up over Matt. Matt LIES to Ragan about it and how Britney misread him and how what he meant wasn't what he really meant and how Britney "led" the conversation about him and Ragan being a pair and how he's sorry that THEY took it wrong and that's not what he meant CRAP.

Ragan THEN starts making excuses for Matt about why Matt did or said the things he did this week. OH MY FUCKING GOD. Basically Matt just can't do wrong in Ragan's eyes. That there's always a reason that Ragan tells himself to make himself feel better on why Matt wronged him.

Ragan then tells Matt he has NO chance in staying this week. Matt is surprised to hear this. They end on a "we're still BEST FAKE FRIENDS" in this house shit.

So with this news Matt goes around to Lane first and then Hayden second and tells them each great things about them and how Enzo has to leave this week and how they should pull Brendon in to replace Enzo... YET leaves out how Ragan and Matt are still in the game together as a "pair". He FAILS to mention that. Lane lies to him about everything and how Lane plays stupid for Matt leaving and having anything to do with it.

It's just OVER for Matt. And I can't be any more happier than fuck for that.

What's interesting is just after Hayden's talk with Matt he tells us watching or Big Brother that he still wants Matt and Ragan out back to back. He also talks about taking out Britney, Brendon and Enzo too leaving him and Lane final 2. So it looks like even though Hayden and Enzo have created a BEST FAKE FRIENDSHIP with Brendon, well that Lane is still his number one guy in his BB life. Hayden and Lane final 2. I think Alison Grodner would be proud.

I did forget to mention that Ragan supposely figured out the Brigade but really he only spit out what Brendon told Britney who told Ragan who said Brendon was full of shit and an "idiot" for grouping the guys all together as one unit. Yet suddenly when Ragan tells Matt, to his FACE, that he knows the guys are together in the game, well he FAILS to mention that Brendon actually figured this out.

So Ragan took Brendon's one spark of wisdom this entire game and OWNED it as if he thought about it. I FUCKING HATE RAGAN! I HATE HIM! Give credit to Brendon!

10pm. Matt is gushing to Ragan in the big double bedroom about his talks with Lane and Hayden how they both told him how they aren't sure what they are going to do this week but Ragan is quick to not believe Hayden and Lane. This CRUSHES Matt and leads Matt to ask Ragan if he knows for certain or if it's just based on assumption and Ragan admits he doesn't know for sure but thinks it is "instinct". LOL! SUCKS TO BE MATT!

Enzo, Hayden and Britney head up to the HOH room. Britney says immediately after they walk in "why are Ragan and Matt talking so much". She's annoyed. She says "they broke up and now they're back together". LOL! They figure that a "before/after" HOH comp is coming. Britney warns her boys to start learning because Ragan knows his shit. That he's been studying and quizzing her and repeating it to himself.

Back in the big double bedroom Ragan is just LOVING telling Matt that he doesn't have a shot to stay in the house. That he still doesn't know but that he's always "right" at "predicting" this kind of stuff. SURE YOU ARE. You didn't see DPOV coming a mile away and you for sure didn't see Brendon winning POV this week and you for sure didn't see your game ending sooner than later as you realize you have NO ONE left in the house to rely on!

Matt is pushing how he can't win in the end against Enzo. That's his new tatic. That no one can win against Enzo. REALLY? I MEAN FUCKING REALLY? LOL! Holy fuck! Ragan is so UPSET at Enzo, Hayden and Lane that if anyone one of them are up against let's say Brendon, Britney, that he'll automatically vote for the other to win. That any surviving "Brigade" member left in the final 2 will NOT get Ragan's vote. PLAY PERSONAL MUCH BITCH?

Ragan then says if he's in the final 2 with any of the guys that he'll just AUTOMATICALLY WIN. SURE YOU MALE TWAT! You don't have Rachel or Brendon's vote. You Sure as hell don't have Hayden, Enzo or Lane's vote, no matter who's up against you and if all three of them are in the jury or 2 of them. You don't have any of their votes. Brendon's got respect of some sorts of his punishment POV that he won. Britney will win with Lane pushing for her. Ragan.. you don't stand a fucking chance. Rachel fucking told you this is ABOUT JURY and you fucked up your game with the jury. SIMPLE AS THAT.

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August 12, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43

Day 43 through Day 49

Day 43

Just before midnight we get a Brigade meeting in the Cabana room, why here you say, well because Britney and Ragan are HOGGING THE HOH ROOM! Matt really doesn't care as he hopes he can win them over in the jury house with being such a darn good guy for letting them have and use his HOH room all the time.

So anyways, if the Brigade has their way they want Brendon to win HOH and put up Britney and Ragan, straight up. They were hoping for Matt & Ragan up, with the rest of the Brigade controlling the vote that week to send Ragan home but now with Britney being a DUMBASS, well they are just now hoping that Brendon throws up the 2 TWATS of the house straight on the block.

But of course this all depends on who wins HOH. If Britney and/or Ragan win HOH then the plan is to get rid of Brendon. But if neither win HOH then the plan is to get Britney and Ragan on the block. No one in the Brigade believe Kathy will win anything so they always discredit her and just don't include her in any scenerio. They should though. Especially if it's a crap shot HOH.

So the BEST thing about the Britney and Ragan on the block plan is that if any member of the Brigade gets it that they tell them they are both going up as pawns. THEN THEN THEN they will LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE to them and say that Brendon is going to be backdoored when really he WON'T BE! This way they take out Ragan or Britney. Guess who's plan this was... GUESS! ENZO!

I told ya that he is planning on keeping Brendon, dragging him further in the game while he tries to take out Lane and Matt's side alliances, Britney and Ragan! But of course this all depends on who wins HOH. If Britney and Ragan win... I'll just... I'll just faint.

Morning comes and goes on the last day the couple has in the house together. Enzo, being the masterful game player that he is, tells the couple in not so many words that Rachel is leaving. The rest of the house really want Rachel to be shocked and leave with the wind knocked out of her. But that isn't happening. Rachel expected it and she is ready to leave. Brendon will of course try something at the live eviction speech but we'll see if he tops Andrew's live speech.

So again the Brigade talks about getting Britney or Ragan out next week. Again it all depends on who wins HOH tonight. The cast seems like they have another physical HOH comp. Possibly another one where they run back and forth doing something. If that's the case this is going to be an easy one that the Brigade will throw in favor for Brendon to win HOH. We'll just have to see how bad Ragan and Britney want HOH.

Enzo is already talking about keeping Brendon from going home this up coming week after Rachel's gone to "keep another target" in the house! YOU SEE! I told ya! He doesn't want Brendon, his new side alliance to go anywhere. Enzo has even gotten his DUMBASS alliance members Lane and Matt to agree that Britney or Ragan have to go next week.

I sure hope it's physical and Kathy is like "fuck this" and just gives up pissing everyone off or she falls flat on her face fucking up her teeth or something.

Ohhh... what the SHIT is this? Everyone is packing in the house. It seems Big Brother has informed the houesguests that something could happen during the live show and that anyone can leave tonight. They are all packing and believe that it has to be a live double eviction. Not the case. Big Brother knows the Diamond Power of Veto exists in the house but it in the wrong person's hands. I'm saying it right now. MATT WILL NEVER USE IT! If he uses it he will be exposed as lying to the house and to his Brigade alliance members about what really happened. Well he'll only use it if both his Brigade members are on the block and there's no chance of either coming off with regular POV. I expect the Diary Room will push to have 2 Brigade members put up just so Diamond Power of Veto will be used.

Live show is about to start. Farewell Rach! Go get that Super Bitter Jury House all set up for Ragan and Britney to join soon enough!

Day 43 Part 2

And so a new era has begun in the Big Brother house! Rachel has been evicted with a 6 to 0 vote. BUT WAIT! During Rachel's exit interview Julie Chen hinted that there this may NOT be the last time Rachel sees the Big Brother house!!! It all makes sense now! You see at the start of the game the first four evicted houseguests were being put in sequestor in case Allison Grodner wanted a reason to bring back Rachel/Brendon. Had they been evicted during the first four weeks. But since they both made it past week 3 and won HOH week 4, well Allison Grodner had no need for the first 4 evicted houseguests so she released them from sequestor.

Now starts the jury and Julie Chen is hinting that there may be a chance for Rachel to return! So now Alison Grodner has it set that Rachel WILL come back in the house. I don't give a fuck if America "voted" for soon to be evicted Ragan or Britney to come back, Alison FIXED Grodner will make sure Rachel is back in that mutha fucking house!

So as Rachel gets interviewed by Julie, in the house Brendon is quickly changing into his physical HOH outfit and warning everyone that he's going to win. Now earlier today SCARED SHITLESS Ragan and Britney wanted the other boys in the house to protect them if Brendon, you know, lost it after the loss of Rachel. Lane headed to the bathroom where Matt was and here comes SCARED SHITLESS Britney and Ragan. Britney hugs Lane needing him to protect her. Ragan stays close by. STUPID TWATTY BITCHES!

The houseguests get outside to discover this Survivor like challenge where they are tethered by a rope around their waste and they have to get through knots down a web of ropes to the end. Whoever gets out of the ropes first and hits the buzzer wins HOH and they get the "pleasure" of naming three people in the house to be on SLOP! Sounds delicious!

So the housguests start and it seems like Ragan and Britney are doing good at the start, Brendon is just a little bit behind but he's not in the lead. The live show ends and it takes a good while for the feeds to switch on. Here we find Brendon SO FAR in the lead it's crazy! A few roped squares behind him are Hayden and Lane. The 2nd set of houseguests behind them is Ragan and Britney and then the 2nd set of houseguests in the back are Enzo and Kathy.

So everyone is panting and huffing and puffing HARD. Enzo is taking his sweet fucking time. He know he safe. He know he ain't seeing the block AT ALL. So as Brendon inches his way to the end we get a LOVELY shot of Lane looking and glancing repeatedly over at Brendon about to win. Behind him we see a defeated Britney standing there as if she's just stopped trying watching Brendon near the end. She's got this face that's saying "Awwww shit". LOVE IT!

And so it happens. Lane eyes Brendon as Brendon gets through the end and slams the button hard with his strong wide palm. Fuck you Britney. Fuck you Ragan. Fuck you Kathy. Brendon has just won HOH! But this means we get at least 2 more weeks of bashing behind Brendon's back. Part of me hoped that today was a live double eviction and both the couple were taken out. But this is better.

Enzo is the first to say "good job". I mean Enzo has to kiss ass immediately to stay on Brendon's good side. Britney says pathetically in the background, "is it done". Then Brendon says "this is what happens when you evict someone-" and then Big Brother cuts the feeds. BASTARDS!

Still waiting for the feeds. Looks like Brendon is picking this Have Nots of the week. Let's just be OBVI about this, Matt, Britney and Ragan are the Have Nots of the week! FEEDS ARE BACK! Matt is telling Britney how there's a "light" at the end of the tunnel in terms of Brendon is only HOH for one week. Brit comments how long of a shower Brendon is taking. Britney walks away leaving Enzo, Hayden and Matt near the kitchen alone and Enzo is quick to say that "we push for Ragan and Britney to go on the block". That they push Brendon into doing that this week.

Kathy comes walking by and stops the talk. They move to the bedrooms leaving Kathy far behind but before they can talk Kathy catches up with them informing them how "cold" she is and how she got "hurt" from the challenge! SERVES YOU RIGHT BITCH! Enzo keeps moving his Brigade members around the house to talk and we get him and Hayden telling Lane near the memory wall what the plan is. Enzo wants them to all "throw" Ragan and Britney "under the bus".

It seems Enzo and Hayden made a deal with the couple earlier today that whoever won HOH that Britney and Ragan were going up. It seems they want to blame the "mind game" of not telling the couple that Rachel was going home on Bratney and Ragan. Enzo admits telling the couple that Rachel was going home. He doesn't care if they know it was him that told Brendon. It must have come up outside while the feeds were cut.

So right now Enzo and Hayden are in the downstairs bathroom while Lane finishes up his shower. Enzo is super paranoid that Brendon is talking to Ragan and Britney FIRST and that they are telling Brendon how he and Hayden knew about the "blindside" of lying to the couple on who was actually staying. He says that if they tell Brendon that Enzo "knew the whole time" that he's going to EXPLODE on them and make the rooftops pop off or something like that.

Enzo calls Ragan and Britney, who are emotional in the Have Not bedroom "babies" and hopes that Brendon sticks with putting them up. Over in the Have Not bedroom Britney & Ragan are venting to Matt. Oh wait, now the TEARS START A FLOWING! Both Britney and Ragan are crying, using tissues to wipe away their shity tears! HA HA! Ragan does say he does not regret "one single decision that I have made" in the game.

Ragan soon leaves and then Britney is upset venting to Matt that everyone is being "nice" to Brendon. That she takes it personally that her "Friends" are "nice to the person" who treated her like shit. She basically wants them ALL to treat Brendon like shit JUST TO PLEASE HER! This isn't YOUR HOUSE BITCH! Lane & Ragan joines them for a bit but then Lane leaves with Matt who says this "room depresses me".

The 2 shit heads start talking, about how hard the competition is and laugh about how he probably wont' make us "slop cookies" this week. Ragan says he wants to "sleep most of the week away". IDIOT. These 2 douche bags now laugh about their choice of clever words when they evicted Rachel, Ragan admitting he called her a "witch". Ragan says that whoever goes this week that that person will be sandwhiched between Rachel and who he assumes will be voted out next week, Brendon and how that will be "misery" for that person in the jury house with them.

Now they talk about living in the Have Not bedroom all week long. Ragan hates how "they" will kiss his ass all week now. Britney now informs Ragan how she and him are going up. That the "only" reason Brendon hates her is because she didn't use POV on them. UM YEAH, WHATEVER.

Over in the Taj room or the Funeral room where Brendon is mourning Rachel's "death" in the game, we just get Brendon thinking, the HOH key around his neck.

Later Britney and Ragan are in the Have Not bedroom. Doing what else. BUT CRYING! Get this, Ragan calls himself a "douche bag". WELL SAID BUDDY. Britney, asks "why", because you know this TWAT never regrets being a female douche bag. He admits that he feels bad for calling Rachel a "witch", for reacting the way he did at the "comp". Maybe he blew up at the HOH that just happened but we didn't see it.

Britney gets MEAN GIRL upset saying that no one understands what THEY went through last week. WHAT THEY WENT THROUGH. Ragan says he wishes he didn't do whatever he said he's done as it's hard to hear him under his muffled crying. He wishes that she and him did better at the HOH comp. He feels "bad" for himself and having a "pity party" for himself. They both agree to "talk through it" with each other about how "hard" they are going to have it this week. LOL!

So later Enzo is in the Taj room with Brendon and the NEW SUCK UP Kathy talking about random forced conversation with Brendon. Brendon is just loving anyone talking to him. Enzo keeps referring to the Have Not people as people having a "pity party".

Ragan is in the Cabana room now crying alone. Telling us "live feeders" that he hates himself too. That he got too "cocky" and too "mean" and how Karma is fucking him right now.

Day 44

So what's happening. We have a fracture in the Brigade. Ezno and Hayden's side alliance with Brendon is turning into something more real for some odd reason. Both agree that next week if they get HOH that they won't target Brendon... AT ALL. Enzo is starting to show some distrust or doubt against Matt. It could stem from the Pandora's Box experience, Matt not telling his alliance everything about what happened with the "box".

Enzo is also pissed thinking about the possibility of Matt or Lane playing POV and using it to take off either Britney or Ragan. That if they do that that Enzo is DONE with the Brigade or whoever uses POV to save their side alliances. Enzo is NOT HAVING THAT. But get this, over in another part of the house both Lane and Matt talk that if their friends, Britney or Ragan are on the block and they play POV and WIN IT that they WILL take them off the block!

Ohhhhh could we be getting Brigade fireworks this week!?!? Enzo is now telling Hayden how he probably could trust Brendon more now than Matt! BAM! GRAAAANADE!

As morning comes and goes we get the sub sub alliance of the Brigade, Enzo and Hayden both agreeing that Brendon has to stay at least 2 weeks longer so they can take out Ragan and Britney the next two weeks. Then they want Brendon to take out Matt after that. We'll see bitches, we'llllll see.

The house Have Nots also got to find out what America wants them to eat. Eggplants and Escargo. Whatevas! Now the house has also noticed that they got the "smaller" table for making it to this point of the game. Enzo mentions how the "backstabbing" will start.

Fast forward to 7:30pm. We find Brendon has nominated Lane and Ragan! Britney could play for POV and if she wins it, who does she take off from the block? Lane, her "big brother" or Ragan, her "BEST FAKE FRIEND"? It's a great week. If the noms stay the same then Ragan is leaving this week and will have lost 20,000 dollars on top of losing the chance of winning half a million dollars!

POV players have been picked. Britney and Matt are sitting the FUCK OUT! Perfect week for Brendon. He already told Lane minutes ago in the Cabana room that whoever is up against Lane is going home. So Ragan is D.U.N. That is of coures if he wins POV then Brendon has the perfect choice of either backdooring Matt or Britney. Of course if Matt is backdoored along side Lane then better believe it that the Diamond Power of Veto IS going to be used. Matt will come off as a "hero" in the Brigade and throw up Kathy & I guess Britney with Kathy to be evicted. You never know who would leave in a last minute decision like that. Matt may order his alliance members, who at that point are fully exposed, to vote out Kathy and they would probably do so after that SHOCK of a power was used.

No word if the POV is at night or tomorrow.

Day 45

So 2 BIG THINGS happened today. Well three if you count that fight. Brendon had Pandora's Box and opened it to reveal Rachel and she got to stay in the house for 24 hours while Brendon was taken away somewhere. Rachel may be the "havoc" that the house has unleashed on the houseguests. So Rachel has been fuming over Ragan and how Ragan dealt with her before she left. She and Ragan GET INTO IT!

But first, before Pandora's Box, Ragan won POV. Mutha fucking TWAT won POV! So before POV Kathy tells Brendon how she feels the house is going to try to put her on the block if POV is used. Brendon assures her she won't be backdoored and that his only 2 choices are Britney and Matt this week.

So well after Rachel has been in the house she's there for... not sure why. Kathy and her have made up. Kathy told her about how she caught or overheard Ragan, Britney and Matt talking smack about her, how she didn't like it. It seems almost everyone, not sure if Britney has had a talk with Rachel, has made nice with Rachel. They KNOW she's a jury vote.

But Rachel decides to take a stab at Britney and Ragan, now knowing they are Have Nots. She is making cookies and go outside where Britney is playing pool by herself and asks her if she wants a cookie. Britney informs her she's a Have Not this week. Rachel suggests that she'll go ask Ragan if he wants a cookie, he's working out near the weight bench.

So this sparks a fight. Ever since Ragan won POV he's been BIG BARKING DOG again instead of wounded crying weeping bawling puppy. Ragan calls, insults Rachel while she does the same right back at her. She takes a few steps closer every few insults showing Ragan he's not scaring her. He throws it in her face how she's gone from the house and that she is the "havoc" of Pandora's Box.

That "America" hates her as much as everyone in the house. Enzo inside, along with Matt and nearly everyone except Brendon, who I believe is away from the house, are watching the fight. Enzo is laughing his ass off. Ragan makes fun of Rachel's laugh, mocks her hair extensions, her being a "vile" woman while Rachel insults Ragan's fake friendships in the house, him not being a "great" gay and not sure what else. Loads of insults spewed back and forth.

Rachel sucks at arguments. She wants one but doesn't go in prepared at all. She stumbles, fumbles and just gets to laughing at herself to further upset the person attacking her. She's use to verbal fights, you know, living in drunken Vegas nights areas. So Ragan is on a roll, laying into her, Britney is near the pool table keeping her TRAP SHUT like she should and then Ragan ends his huge blow on her and heads inside slaming the sliding glass door. Rachel just STANDS THERE. quiet, holding her cookie mix package.

Britney just stands there too and doesn't say anything to her. After awhile Rachel finally move inside and is quick to tell the people inside how Ragan went "personal" on her and how she was all just about "game". Of coures Rachel is lying. Ragan is in the Have Not bedroom now laying in his bed just laying there with an upset face.

Rachel laughs and talks about having fun with the rest but it seems the insults have gotten to her so she heads into the Diary Room to most likely cry. Britney comes inside and the house tells her what Rachel told her and Britney gives this look "like really, that bitch lied again" face.

So the reason why I didn't detail this fight is because right now Rachel has apologized to Rachel twice now..WHY WHY WHY? Ragan is talking with Rachel in the Taj room about shit and I could give a fuck. So D.U.N. with these pathetic fights that end with apologizing. What is this, an episode of the Real World that always ends with the roommates making the fuck up? HATE THIS SEASON!

Day 46

OH GOD! Ragan calls Rachel a "nightmare" in this game.. I call him and everyone in that house except Rachel a "nightmare". Rachel is the heart of this season, the heart of the drama, the heart of the house, the heart beat that is keeping this damn season alive!

So really quick, just as midnight hits the shit hits the fan. This time between Rachel and Britney. You see it all started when Rachel and Britney had some talk yesterday, remember, Rachel is back in the house for 24 hours because Brendon opened Pandora's Box. So anyways, they talk, I didn't really see the conversation nor care to see it. But the idea of it was that Rachel was told by Britney that she did think Rachel was the Saboteur and that she had some special power that would save the couple this past Thursday. That since it wasn't Rachel that it could be someone that America liked in the house, so Britney mentioned Enzo's & Hayden's name. Somehow Lane's name was brought up to but only by Rachel because Rachel did believe Lane was the Saboteur.

So later Rachel tells Hayden that Britney named Enzo as the Saboteur. So later Hayden tells Enzo, Lane and Matt outside at the pool table what Rachel told him. Enzo starts getting pissed off because he "swore" on his wife and baby girl that he wasn't the Sab and he calls Britney a "22 year old dim wit" for not believing him.

He wants to confront Britney but goes and finds Rachel. Britney is in the DR. Up in the HOH room Rachel and Enzo talk. Here Rachel tells Enzo that Britney did in fact throw out Enzo's name as being a possible Saboteur because of 2 reasons, America likes him and Brit thinks that America got to pick the Saboteur and 2, that Enzo's "personality has changed" in the house. This is something else Britney has said to Ragan also. That Enzo is now kissing Brendon's ass and she wants Enzo to hate Brendon for how he treated her last week.

So Enzo goes downstairs and starts getting angry, talking to anyone who will listen. He finally talks to Ragan in the Cabana room who is quick to roll his eyes hearing that Rachel is the source of this new drama. He says "consider the source" and compares Rachel to the National Inquier magazine.

Enzo starts doubting Rachel thinking she's back to start drama and that she is still the Saboteur. Hayden brings up a recent Saboteur message after Rachel left how about they are still "in the house" but the Sab never mentioned that they were still in the "game". So now they are thinking Rachel is the Saboteur again.

So Britney comes out of the Diary Room just as midnight rolls around and she has no idea what's going on. She goes outside to talk with Enzo and Enzo is told by a shocked Britney that she never "said that", about Enzo being the Sab. So Enzo is calm about it and goes inside to tell Rachel who comes outside and immediately starts to confront Britney for lying.

The stupid stupid STUPID fight that is really Rachel saying "you said this" and Britney saying "you're lying" and how she didn't say it like that but said it like this and what she really said was this and how Rachel is lying. BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH.

So Rachel again fails at arguing her point and ends up leaving and gets nothing accomplished except to throw out one good argument. That she has nothing to lose, she's not in the game anymore and that she has no reason to lie, that Britney has every reason to lie to stay in the game.

SO, after Rachel goes inside and I guess probably starts to cry so she heads into the Diary Room while Britney starts to cry outside defending herself. Enzo is telling Britney not to cry and that he believes her. WHAT? Enzo is going around talking about how Rachel is here to start shit. WHATEVAS!

Ragan does not come outside during this fight at all. But I did finally see yesterday's live feed after Rachel came in. She and Ragan immediately started fighting and insulting each other, Rachel saying that Ragan isn't a "man" and Ragan continues to tear her down as a person and not as a game player, that was taken out of the game because of the type of person she is. WHATEVAS! And the reason why hypocrite Ragan is upset is because Rachel came in the front door saying "I'm Back Bitches" and how she gave them "dirty looks" but this is Ragan assuming he is always right and probably was. But these stupid playground fights are tiresome.

So back to the house. Later in the midnight hours we find Hayden and Enzo talking about Matt in the Cabana room! They are ready to turn against him this week. They feel if he's put on the block against Lane that they will vote him out. That Ragan was suppose to go this week. They figure out that Matt wants Ragan and Britney in the "final 6" with the Brigade so that Matt has multiple options to get to the end game aka the Final 2. Enzo wants that game play for himself, not for Matt!

Lane comes in and Enzo tells him to close the door. Enzo says Britney is "full of shit" and that if Lane thinks "Matty has flipped". Lane now says Matt has told him "false information" for the past 2 weeks. Britney comes in and interrupts them and she asks them if they are talking "serious gameplay". She is invited to stay in the room but she leaves rather quickly.

So they get back to talking game. Their talk is basically about getting Matt out this week if he is on the block against Lane. How Ragan is always with Matt and following him everywhere. How Matt is possibly finding a "better deal" on the other side of the house. Enzo tells Lane and Hayden how he trusts them both more than Matt. All agree that if Matt is backdoored this week that Matt is out. But little do they know Matt has the Diamond POV of Veto and could throw up Kathy in his place and Kathy will be evicted this week. DAMN IT! All agree that this is the week that "Matty has to go out".

Later out in the kitchen Enzo talks with Rachel and she says she'd be fine with either Ragan or Britney coming to the Jury House. Of course with Ragan having POV then she hopes that Britney comes to her soon.

Day 46 Part 2

So morning comes and goes. Rachel has gone away. No more fights. Brendon has returned. We find out he went to a nice hotel, had a spa day, ate some chef food, enjoyed himself. We still don't know if Brendon himself has a special power or if Rachel did something before she left the house.

Enzo, Lane and Hayden are still pushing for Matt to be backdoored. Looks like Britney is no longer the target. It could go back and forth all night but Brendon is getting the sense that his "boys" want Matt up on the block and out.

There's no point in posting about the idea of Matt going on the block. Tomorrow, after the POV ceremony, we'll know if Matt is up or not. If he is Matt WILL use the Diamond Power of Veto Thursday night and most likely will throw Kathy up in his place allowing for Ragan and Britney to drop to their knees and worship their Big Brother GOD. Matt doing this will have gotten their Jury votes.

Now the problem with Matt using his DPOV on himself Thursday is that Lane, Enzo and Hayden will NO LONGER trust him at all. He can lie by saying Big Brother told him not to say anything or he'd lose his power but we all know that's not true and so will his boys. If Matt uses the power this week the jealously from his own alliance members will SHOOT THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF.

But so many things can happen. Enzo could now look at Brendon as enemy number one because he had Pandora's Box and he could have something like "Coup d'tat". Matt's position in the house could be that of everyone loving him for saving them all for another week. Ragan will SUCK MATT'S DICK for this power move and no one will really be upset that Kathy is out. Well everyone except Enzo, who wanted an easy final four with Kathy involved. Now this just makes Enzo work harder for it.

But if Matt uses the special power I suspect his days are highly numbered and he'll be evicted soon enough, next week even if he doesn't win HOH or win POV.

What's great is all day today Enzo, Lane and Hayden are trying to figure out why Matt is not scared about going up. Either because Matt believes he has the votes against Lane to stay meaning he has too many side deals thus giving them more of a reason to get rid of him. So hopefully they figure out that Matt has some special power and to just get him on the block to flush it out of him. And if he doesn't have a special power then VOTE HIS ASS OUT! Simple as that. They are so close to figuring out this plan. So fucking close.

And you just know the Diary room is working on getting Matt on the block so that this BIG power will be used. This season is just too damn predictable.

Day 47

Day fourty fucking seven has arrived. Ragan used POV on himself and Brendon replaced him with.... MATT! Matt who has Diamond Power of Veto. So this week's live show will be EPIC! Matt will use it and WILL put up Kathy to be evicted. This is Kathy's last week in the house! FINALLY! I just can't picture Matt not using it and allowing Lane to be evicted. Matt using DPOV will end his game just like Coup detat ended Jeff's game last year. Enzo will officially turn on Matt this Thursday and I can't wait. Of course it all depends on who wins POV. Now with Britney, Ragan and Matt staying to fight next week in the HOH comp and Brendon not competing, well that only leaves Lane, Hayden and Enzo to win it. If the comp has anything to do with questions from previous house events then expect Britney, Matt or Ragan to win HOH and Brendon to be the target next week. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS SEASON SUCKS!

I guess if Brendon doesn't win POV next week then he's defintely out. Can't wait to see Brendon's reaction to Matt getting up and using DPOV. Kathy goes up shocked as ever. Smiles her big souther smile, her spider eye lashes sparkling in the light. Her country twang saying "I'm ready Julie". Then Ragan voting out Kathy, Britney voting out Kathy, Enzo voting out Kathy, Hayden voting out Kathy and then Matt voting out Kathy. Kathy leaves on a uniamous vote.

Brendon hopefully curses and throws a fit. Enzo is shocked. Britney and Ragan are smiling from ear to ear with Ragan's tented crotch for all to see. Ragan on all fours begging Matt to fuck him now on live television. Lane laughing. Hayden speechless. Kathy's blank smile stare as she walks out telling everyone not to worry about it and how it was a great game move crap. Hopefully HOH is a crap shot and it's one of those where you throw a ball and if you're the closest target you win HOH. Even Lane can win that one.

So who cares what goes on in the house now. Matt is using DPOV. Kathy is going home. That's it. If something changes then I'll be shocked.

Oh wait, it seems Matt is hinting in the house that there's a "power" that could happen this week, using last week's "everyone has to pack because anyone could go home" tatic Big Brother used on them last week. Last week and this week the cast thinks Double Eviction is coming when really it's just Diamond Power of Veto.

So Matt is also dropping clues that Britney may be going up, he says this to his Brigade members. I'll be FLOORED if Britney is put up in his place and voted out. Matt does talk about keeping Kathy to the final four with his Brigade so keeping her past this week makes sense since he has no control over Britney. Britney would always chose Ragan or Lane over Matt.

Oh man, another week where 2 men are on the block and another woman is evicted. This season a man will win Big Brother.

Day 48

Day 48 of BOREDOM has arrived! The house keeps talking about "what if" Matt or Lane are not here next week. I DON'T CARE because we all know Matt is going to backdoor someone Thursday, most likely Kathy.

Right now, 3:30pm, Matt and Hayden are talking in the Cabana room about one of the Brigade members winning the game. Outside Enzo is ripping every houseguest that isn't in the Brigade apart with his verbal vomit while Lane does some pushes... WITH HIS SHIRT ON! I mean who the fuck works out with his shirt on? Enzo says Brendon has creme filling in his twinkie brain. That Ragan is a skinny cracked out version of Andy Dick, how his look isn't working for him. That Britney is "pale". Now he's telling Lane how he doesn't want to hear Britney saying how Matt deserves to be here. Lane says Britney is a "little snake"!!!

Then Lane takes off his shirt and jumps in the pool. Always hiding his body. Enzo is telling Lane that someone from the Brigade will win and someone from the Brigade will win the 25,000 dollars jury prize. That they will take the entire top prizes, 1st, 2nd and jury prize. That's 575,000 dollars all together. Now he bashes Britney about how she trashes everyone. Enzo says if he gets HOH next week that it would be "fucked up" for him to put up Brendon when he really wants to get out Britney.

Inside back in the Cabana room Matt just told Hayden that Britney is gunning for Enzo. Now all we need is Hayden to tell Enzo and let the shit hit the fan! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Day 49

Another day waiting for this week TO END! Thursday can't come fast enough. All I want is for Kathy or Britney to GET THE SHOCK OF THEIR LIVES when Matt sends one of them home this week! LOL! So what Ragan gets another week where his ego and get more out of control to match Matt's. So what Brendon gets egg on his face when the person he didn't want to go goes "home". So what Ragan or Matt wins HOH this week and their ego's explode all over the place. AT LEAST KATHY OR BRITNEY FINALLY GET THEIR ASSES kicked out of the house!

I do agree with Janelle, Big Brother Queen, that this year's Diamond Power of Veto should have been something in the house that everyone got to compete for and not handed to the person that Alison Grodner wanted to. And to find out Brendon and Rachel didn't get ANY power of any sort this week for Pandora's Box being open is a sure sign Alison Grodner is pushing for a Matt final 2 with anyone finale. The lie that got him the grand prize tagline FULL OF SHIT storyline. But you know Alison Grodner, the show's FIXED producer, can only do so much. Last year Jeff didn't make it to the finale with Jordan but AG did at least get one of the couple to the end.

Matt in the final 2 is something that this year's Big Brother wants. Fuck I expect there to be a Coup detat power that somehow Matt "wins" and gets him further in the game. SHITTY LITTLE UGLY FUCKER. I hate Matt!

So there's talk of Britney and Lane getting into a fight over something and Lane getting personal takng a verbal stab at Britney's soon to be husband Nick. I think everything is fine now but you know how Lane gets when a woman tries to put him in his place.. he just won't have it. Women are beneath him, always will be. It's that southern shitty charm of Lane's.

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August 10, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37

Day 42

So... Just before midnight Brendon GOT INTO A FIGHT with Ragan and Britney. But before we get to that let's see how it started. Rachel felt she need to talk to Ragan to clear the air. To find out where he's coming from with this new found hate for her and to just settle things. She decides to do this at the hammock outside where Ragan is laying down with Britney. So Ragan, who's been dreading this exact conversation is now giving her shit for having it.

Telling her how he doesn't understand the things she does in the house, her intent behind it, how her and him can no longer relate because they come from "different worlds" or something like that. Ragan also just uses words and phrases that belittle Rachel and how she's handled things in the house. Ragan even tries to say how he doesn't have "intent" to be "mean" to her! HA! Hearing Ragan talk about anything makes my ears bleed. He does admit she's had a "hard ride" in this house.

Britney chimes in adding her 2 cents. When Rachel asks Ragan to give her examples of her being this person he can't understand Britney says that he really doesn't need to be explained what examples happened in the past. UM WHAT TWAT? She does though asks Rachel if she wants her to leave so Ragan and her talk but really doesn't leave and continues to think going backwards isn't helpful. BUT IT IS when Ragan FUCKING SAYS "past" moments have made him feel this way YOU STUPID BITCH!

Ragan says that when HE deals with friends and confrontations that he "owns" up to his actions and that he doesn't try to find reasons as to why he did certain things. That it isn't his "job" to make her see whatever it is she wants explained to her. NOW REMEMBER THIS PEOPLE. Ragan is telling Rachel he wants everyone in this house to be competitors in the comps, to laugh, have a good time, play pool and to NEVER LET IT GET PERSONAL! THIS LOAD OF SHIT coming from Ragan! FROM THIS SPINELESS TALKING BEHIND THEIR BACK SHIT HEAD.

Ragan doesn't want anyone to talk shit to each other's faces like how Brendon did at this past POV comp. Yet it's perfectly okay to have been doing it all week long behind closed doors when the couple isn't around. WHATEVER SHIT HEAD, you're pathetic, don't talk anymore. Shut your mouth and wait to get voted the fuck out by your BEST FAKE FRIEND Matt. I can't WAIT for Matt to turn on you when he's done with you.

Matt tells Rachel the he doesn't think she's a good "sport" and based on his choice of wording in this conversation Rachel gets from Ragan that everything is happening in the house because or her, meaning the fights, the anger and the problems. Rachel starts to debate with Ragan on the things he's himself interpreting based on things he's seen.

So Rachel just feels like she's hitting a brick wall with someone she use to be friends with. She says there's "nothing" she can say that he will listen to. She says she's getting upset. She says she's not the only person in this house but then cuts herself off. She gets up and starts apologizing for "ruining his game" and how she's "bowing out" of this game. She hates that Ragan faults only her for all the drama in the house. He's so blind to see that the house is in a whole vile, not just one single couple unit. I mean does this MALE TWAT really believe that this house is going to be fucking perfect FUN when the couple is in the jury house? IDIOT! There will be new enemies and new fights and new backstabbing goodness.

As she starts to walk off Ragan digs at her how SHE is making it unpleasant in the house for him, not "ruining" his game. Now Ragan started hating Brendon well before he hated Rachel. But the problem here is that Ragan felt that his other "friends" in the house were mistreated in some form or another by the couple. So Ragan made his choice. His took a step to the side of the house that hates the couple. He feels his "friends" were only "reacting" to the couple's actions. Ragan is at a point where he just can't with them or her... he just... can't. Not anymore.

So Rachel realizes her and Ragan's BEST FAKE FRIENDSHIP is over and says "I'm sorry" again and walks away ready to shed some tears. Britney takes a verbal stab at her while she walks away but of course when Rachel is too far away to hear. She says Rachel is "not from this planet". Britney, knowing Rachel is in the house now, starts mocking Rachel's attempts to get the house to feel sorry for her.

Inside Rachel starts crying on her way to the Diary Room. Kathy asks her if she's okay and she says "no I'm not okay Kathy". She then says "because... I don't need to talk to anybody". So she dismisses Kathy. Well good for her, I mean Kathy is just going to absorb her talk and then use it against Rachel later behind her back at their bashing sessions.

WHAT'S pathetic is that Briteny is still outside bashing Rachel's attempt at claiming innocence of doing all the wrong in the house but she keeps looking over her shoulder while she lays in the hammock to be aware of what's happening, you know, if Rachel comes back outside. Ragan then fishes for a compliment asking if he handled himself okay. Of course Britney is going to love Ragan for putting Rachel in her place.

Brendon knows something is up. He's gone inside looking for Rachel, searching all the rooms to find Rachel. She's no where to be found. Outside Britney just won't stop mouthing off about how Rachel doesn't do this or that. We've heard it before Britney, you're a broken record. Britney pretty much sums it up how she feels about Rachel. That Rachel lives on this "planet" without any "responsibilites". Britney is just loving how Rachel is not of this planet. Ragan laughs of course.

So Kathy comes to the hammock to ask if something just happened. Kathy says Rachel is "bawling again" and Britney says she DOESN'T CARE. Let's remember that. Brendon comes outside and Britney sees him gunning for them in the hammock. She says "oh my god, here comes the neanderthal". That's their word for how Brendon walks, like a caveman with a hump in his back, his "sabretooth" toe nail that looks yellow. Britney loves that she can insult Brendon like this.

Britney then says "oh my god, he's marching over her". Kathy says JESUS! He asks where Rachel went and Kathy says she's probably in the DR. Kathy is being as nice as apple pie here. Brendon goes straight for Ragan, asking him "what the fuck" just happened and if he's trying to bring Rachel down even more. Ragan denies trying to fuck her up even more. Enzo is watching from a lawn chair with a half smile while the rest of the Brigade plays pool. ENZO IS LOVING THIS! Drama that doesn't involve his alliance.

Brendon points out how Ragan was Rachel's friend at first and now an asshole to her. He says he doesn't get it. Ragan of course denies being an asshole to Rachel and "again" loves to point out how Brendon wasn't "privy" to the "conversation". But Brendon is FED THE FUCK UP and says that Ragan WAS being an asshole and tells Ragan with a loud yell "FUCK YOU"! LOVED IT!

Enzo is laughing and smiling bigger now. Brendon says that Ragan "stabbed" Rachel in the back and of course Ragan plays dumb to how he did this. He brings up how his "alliance" with Matt put her on the block and how he was part of her going on the block, WHICH IS TRUE! Brendon flat out calls Ragan out how "oh it was only Matt's idea to put us up on the block?". Ragan again denies he had any part of it. Brendon is just sick of it, Ragan calling his and Matt's togetherness as just a friendship. Brendon is like "whatever the fuck you want to call it, you're TOGETHER".

Yes they are. Ragan feels he's safe when Matt has power. That is how one feels in an allaince. Whether or not it was stated Ragan has told Matt he will fight for him and get angry if anyone ever targeted him. I believe Ragan has this delusion of what an alliance is in the house of Big Brother. It's just so "OBVI" that Ragan doesn't want the house to think of him and Matt as an alliance so they are never put on the block together. SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU fucker!

Britney starts laughing which cause Ragan to laugh. Ragan mocks Brendon saying "you're so dead on". Britney makes it known she's laughing out louder. Brendon points out how "upset" Ragan got being called an alliance but Ragan says how he's not been upset at THIS moment. Ragan loves playing off how calm he is right now. Brendon calls Ragan a "fucking douche bag"! I LOVE IT!

So finally Ragan has had enough of being called names and choses to sound like an "intellect" by saying Brendon is an "early man" a "neanderthal". Britney laughs again LOUD while Brendon CORRECTS Ragan's pronunciation of it that makes Britney laugh LOUDER! Oh don't worry, Brendon notices Britney's mocking laughter directed at him. Kathy gets up and walks away and Brendon now attacks them both saying they are the same, "both fucking fake". Ragan comes back with another attempt at an "intellect" comeback saying "you're real, you're authentic". OH GOOD SHOW OL' CHAP. YOU REALLY GAVE HIM A ONE TWO.

Britney has gotten up while Brendon is walking away. Brendon turns around to Britney who's almost right up behind him and she starts mocking how he walks adding in a facial quirk that she believes he has. As she walks past him laughing doing this action Brendon decides it's time to take a very personal jab at Britney. Telling him that she should take "Nick's balls", those that belong to her fiance back home, and to take them out of her purse and give them back to him.

Now remember he only says this because LANE who had an earlier MAN/WOMAN debate with Britney the other night ago gave Brendon the impression that Britney has the "balls" in her and Nick's relationship. Britney has no idea Lane talked smack about her and HER MAN. Britney says "oh you're one to talk" in regards to how his balls are in Rachel's hands.

Brendon now begs for them to keep him this week so he can win HOH so he can "watch all you fucking cockroaches scrabble". Britney comes back with "who's all" and he says loudly "YOU" while he points at her face. And then he yells HIM as he points in Ragan's direction, who's still on the hammock smiling a big one. Britney then says "oh just us two" and Brendon points to Matt who's by the pool table saying "HIM". Brendon goes inside saying "all fucking three of you".

He shuts the door looking at Britney who's softly laughing saying "yeah". She looks at him through the sliding glass door mocking him saying "yeah yeah". He opens it again and he says "really" and they are literally less than a foot away from each other's faces and she says "do it". I'm guessing she thinks Brendon is like going to hit her or something. Brendon says "three foot nothing" insulting her size and how she's nothing. She says she's not scared of him.

Now Brendon takes another BEAUTIFUL JAB at Britney personally saying that Nick, her fiance at home, is "banging chicks left and right". Britney holds up her hand at Brendon as she looks at the Brigade with a half smile as if she can't believe he said that. She looks around the yard showing everyone how low Brendon has gone. He says "yeah exactly" and shuts the door.

She then opens the door saying "yeah, exactly nothing. oh yeah you're so cool". Brendon walks further into the house as she goes back outside. Ragan mocks Brendon telling him how the word "neanderthal" is said. Lane then asks "why did he go there" meaning how low of Brendon to take a stab at Britney's fiance, Nick. PLEASE, THIS COMING FROM LANE who was venting to all the men how bad Britney is with men when it comes to talking about things only a MAN knows about!

HA HA! It takes less than a mintue for Britney to start BAWLING. Kathy is quick to hug. You know Kathy is like OH YEAH, THIS BITCH ABOUT TO START CRYING, NEED TO WORK MY MOM MAGIC. Kathy calls Brendon a "piece of shit" and a crying Britney nods. Enzo is in the background saying that "they" meaning Britney and Ragan decide who goes this week. That he doesn't care either way. Kathy tells Britney to not argue with him and then it's Hayden's turn to hug Britney, THE INJURIED PUPPY IN THE HOUSE.

Oh WHAH WHAH Britney. BITCH. She sure can't take it but loves to dish it out. Brendon is in the house trying to get into the Diary Room, pushing the button over and over again. The voice comes overhead telling him the DR is "temporarily unavailable". That's a new one for me, never heard that one before.

Kathy then says that all this is is just him trying to get them to send him home over her and how that isn't happening, that Rachel "has to go". Britney is still SHEDDING TEARS! bitch! Inside Brendon is having a Diary Room session in the living room talking to the cameras. He really is just clueless about what's really going on in the house and it's just not worth mentioning the nonesense he's spewing out.

So finally Rachel comes out and Brendon fills her in on the fight outside. She loves that he came to her aid and defended her. Blah blah blah. Okay, so enough about that. The house gets together minus the couple in the HOH room and have their talk show mocking what happened during that day involving the couple.

Morning comes and not much as happened soon after. The Saboteur left a message today about how Brendon and Rachel might not leave this week but this was only because the Diamond Power of Veto is in the house and could be played by Matt but we know it won't so it's just stupid. The Saboteur is just stupid. It's pathetic how it was executed. It is nothing worth remembering after this season. It's just DUMB.

As the day progesses we find Ragan and Britney in the HOH room. Matt doesn't hate that they're up there all the time but it is HIS room and he would like it to himself sometimes and for the Brigade. He has voiced this to this alliance, his TRUE ALLIANCE, sorry RAGAN! You AIN'T PART OF THAT! Britney says in the HOH room that she can't understand how Rachel and Brendon can "tolerate each other". LOL! Bitch I can't wait to see how you all TOLERATE each other once the couple is in the jury house. This shit head bunch think it's going to be drama free to the end game. SHIT HEADS.

Been saying all along I can't wait to see this house turn on each other when a common enemy is gone. So as I skip throughout the day all the other houseguests that aren't the couple or the Brigade, meaning Britney and Ragan, all they do is BITCH AND COMPLAIN AND MOAN about the couple and things they've said, did, done in the house. IT'S BORING!

Day 37

Just after a few midnight hours Enzo and Matt are talking about "history" of them making an alliance on "day four" and for the entire alliance to be final four. Here Ezno says he and Matt deserve the final 2 spots because they both "started it". He also says that it is okay if Ragan is strug along to the final six. Matt hates how earlier after people started to leave the HOH that the couple wanted to talk to Matt but Britney stayed up there and stopped them.

Enzo is all down with Rachel going out this week. How he wants the house to think Brendon is going home this week and then surprise them with evicting Rachel. But they believe Rachel winning POV that she will use it on Brendon. OH HELL NO, she'll keep it for herself. Enzo says the final six should be them and Ragan and Britney but then says Kathy should replace Ragan because Kathy "will not win nothing" YO. That Britney will put up Kathy at some point. Enzo says it won't be easy for them to get to final four but that it is possible. We'll see. I'd love to see one of the Brigades get tossed out before final four.

Now they talk about the order of evictions. Rachel this week, Brendon next week. Britney or Ragan the next two weeks. Then Kathy after that. Leaving them as the final four. HA HA! Show us bitch, all you mutha fuckers do something about it and win something to make it happen. Shit their egos are out of control. Winning this week they believe they are suddenly final four and final 2. IDIOTS.

Matt admits that he has to be nice to the couple this week in his speeches because they will be jury members. Matt calls this end game plan "fun". Enzo says he wants to tell everyone about it but he thinks it is smarter to keep it quiet the rest of the game until they are final four. They go to bed. I'm done. This final four shit AIN'T happening.

Morning comes and goes. Around 1pm Ragan and Rachel have a fight. A PATHETIC FIGHT. Here's how it started. Ragan and Matt are having a SUPER FUN conversation in the Cabana room. Ragan loves talking with his BEST FAKE FRIEND in the house knowing he's completely safe THIS WEEK and just loving Big Brother life. Ragan has no stress, NONE. Matt is just there listening and engaging when Rachel walks in and takes a seat on the big bed-ish thing where both Matt and Ragan are laying down.

Rachel laughs along with whatever the fuck Ragan was talking about and then she just gets right to the point. She says she knows nominations are today and that she knows that "we" need to talk. Ragan politely asks if she wants him to "go out" and she smiles saying how she doesn't care knowing that he's safe and like a "team" with Matt. MISTAKE NUMBER ONE ACCORDING TO RAGAN. But Ragan let's it slide and keeps quiet.

So Rachel gets into her "save me and Brendon from off the block" speech. She knows that Matt is going to put her and HER MAN up if they don't make a "deal". Britney comes into the Cabana room, forgot to mention the door is closed and Matt asks her to leave to give "them" a couple of minutes. So this would imply that Matt is fine with him and Ragan being called a "team". That Britney is not part of their team so therefore should not be part of the conversation. Let's remember this.

She says she's not trying to "bully" Matt but she let's him know that if he puts up both Brendon and Rachel that there is a good chance they will win POV. He agrees saying "that's what you guy do" implying that they win POV's. Remember, in this conversation there's loads of them implying things but not really saying things. Let's continue. Rachel says if both her and Brendon are up on the block and come off that Matt is going to have to put someone else up. Matt agrees he doesn't want to put anyone else up on the block.

Rachel knows that her and Brendon going up is the "obvious" and that no one in the house really "likes me" or "us". WHICH IS TRUE! Camera zooms in on Ragan picking up that he's angry about something. Matt tries to downplay the dislike of the couple in the house and she says "whatever" and how no one would have any problem if she left the house this week.

UH OH! She says in front of Ragan that she has no other friends in the house besides Brendon. Another STAB at Ragan. Also Matt to some degree. Matt starts to talk saying he appericates her coming in without Brendon. He then says she's being "over dramatic" about people not being friends with her or not liking her. UM NOT TRUE! The entire house's daily functions is to make fun of the couple every damn second of every hour of the entire day. SHIT Britney is at the point of wanting to go AWF on Rachel. She can't stand being nice to her anymore. Real Smart BRATNEY, you're going to need votes from the jury including both Brendon and Rachel's. Stupid idiot.

So back to the talk. She admits she's over dramatic. So Matt SLIPS up and says how they ARE alliances in the house but then corrects himself saying there are "friendships" in the house. He uses Ragan to illustrate how he's friends with random people in the house. Now let's remember Matt is full of shit because twice Ragan worked with him in the HOH endurance comps about who is going up and who is the replacement nominee. So they do game talk as if they are in an alliance but of course have never really said to each other, "we're in an alliance". What the fuck ever. So they're in a friendship fucking alliance. Who gives a fuck, they are working together in the game. It's an alliance of some fucking sort. Any fucking ways!

Matt calls Rachel and her man that they are a "power house" and how every week they win. Now he uses Brendon's words against them saying how Brendon wanted "strong players" to the jury house and to let everyone "play it out". So Matt implies he's going to "make a decision" that he's not here to play a game for friends or with them but to get further. She wants him to think about keeping Brendon and Rachel around for a few weeks because they will win shit to help protect Matt in the game. But Matt knows he doesn't need anything from the couple.

Matt says he is "third wheel" to people in the house hence he's 3rd wheel to the couple if he teams up with them. Matt tries to get her to agree that putting up the couple is better for his game and that he should do it now rather than later. From this talk Matt is going up. He claims he doesn't know what he's going to do when he ALL know what he's going to do.

Rachel says she is here "by myself" in the game and Matt likes hearing that. Ragan FINALLY speaks up and asks why he's still here in this conversation. Rachel again dismissing him saying how she doesn't care if he's here. Now Ragan says how Rachel said he and Matt are "obviously a pair" WHICH SHE DIDN'T SAY! Wait, she did say they were a "team".

Ragan now says he and Matt are just in a "friendship" and not in an alliance. He says no one in the house has ever approached him to make an alliance and Matt says quickly that he's never asked Ragan to be in an alliance. VERY TRUE! You didn't and Ragan should hear himself talk. No one, NO ONE, has asked you to be in an alliance. That should tell you something about your position in this game, you IDIOT! YOU FUCKING FLOATER!

Ragan is now going on about how he and Matt don't control each other or talk about who he should put up on the block, ANOTHER LIE! On the HOH comp just yesterday you TWAT you told Matt you didn't want to go up as the replacement nominee and that Kathy would be the replacement nominee if B/R came off the block. MUTHA FUCKER YOU A DIRTY SHITTY FART STINKING LIAR! Oh snap shit, don't get me started here with Ragan, Iz about to go AWF on his SHIT STAIN! Ohhhh fuck hold me back bitches, I'm gonna back hand slap the shit out of Ragan!

So Ragan says that he wanted to know "why" he was here for the conversation and Rachel gets annoyed saying "then go" and he says again how that's what he wanted to do but how she said he and Matt were a "pair". She said "team" but with Ragan, it doesn't matter. She implied it. She defends herself that she didn't mean they were a "pair" but that they were together in some way. He says again how she "said" it exactly using the word "pair". She used the word "team" buddy. I know, same thing.

She says "like OH MY GOD Ragan, like now you're being over dramatic". FINAL STRAW! Ragan is pissed. He didn't like being talked to that way. AT ALL! She says "so then go" and Ragan looks over at Matt with a like "what the fuck was that" face. He looks back at her and she continues saying she doesn't care if he's sitting there and she didn't "mean" to say they were a pair "like that". So Ragan gives her some "attitude" and says with a SUPER GAY SUPER UPSET face "okay Rachel" followed by a head nod. So Rachel gives it right back to him saying in her own snobbish tone, "okay Ragan" mocking how he said it.

She then says "if you want to play it like that". Ragan almost talks but she says "if you want to be like that then fine". Ragan now PREACHES how he has been "nothing but respectful" to her in this entire game. ANOTHER LIE! TWAT talking trash about her and HER MAN behind their backs. HE'S A LIAR! But we all know Ragan forgets that and loves to preach how above he is everyone in how this game is played.

She then raises her voice but really only because Ragan is standing up now and talking DOWN to her with a mocking tone. She says how she's been nothing but good to him. Ragan then looks over at his "FRIEND" Matt but remember, not his alliance member but his "friend". Like Ragan can't believe Rachel is starting to get upset with Ragan. Like how dare her be upset in a position knowing she's going on the block. Ragan is safe so he can't understand the frustration she's going through. FUCK HIM.

Ragan goes into superior than you mode. He says the next few lines with some attitude about how who here is "raising their voice" implying she is and how he "responded" to her thus giving him a reason to be a TWAT to her only because she acted like one first. That it is suddenly okay for him to treat her like shit yet she can't do it to him. Ragan sits down knowing he got to her by making her feel like shit with his intelligent words.

He brings up some past shit I don't care about it. Ragan is upset that he was told not to be so "over sensitive" at some point in the game when Rachel has been nothing but over sensitive. She then apologzies for doing what she just did to him and how HE has to understand how she's had to fight since week one to be here and the SHIT she's going through with a house that "hates" her. How she's put in a corner and is maybe not reacting properly because of the position she is in. ANOTHER TRUTH she sees very clearly but what does Ragan do?

He continues superior than thou attitude by injecting how she treated him TOTALLY rejecting her feelings of how she's been fighting in this game. Ragan says she's always been in Rachel's "corner" and she keeps using the "so have I" approaching saying she's doing the same thing Ragan claims he is doing in terms of being respectful to each other. She wants to know why Ragan is so upset and he brings up again how she said they were a "pair" and how it is not right for her to do that.

Rachel brings up Kristin. How her "feelings" were hurt by Ragan "crying" and being upset over Kristin being evicted. That to her he chose her over her. He says that was all in "your head". Which is true. He says he doesn't blame Rachel for putting up Kristin but how he made friends with her and was "sad" she went home. Matt chimes in here and there about how Ragan is right in how we can be friends and be upset that we leave the house. Ragan must be HARD in his shorts hearing himself talk so beautifully.

He now says that SHE is putting WORDS into people's mouths! BUT RAGAN, SO ARE YOU! You took one comment she said about "team" and TWISTED it around on her and he's accusing her of twisting his words and actions around. He says he's been "rational" about Rachel's reasons for getting rid of Kristin. He says he's "human" and will be upset his friend leaves. It is immature of Rachel to think because she hates Kristin that everyone should to.

Now Matt says how he'll be upset if he puts up Rachel and she leaves... LOL! So he's saying he is. Brendon is now in there listening, ready to FUCK SOMEONE UP with his kisses and hugs. Rachel gets emotional how she doesn't know how her and Ragan are upset within five minutes. Now Ragan is like "Rachel, Rachel, THIS is what happened" yet again talking down to her trying to get her to understand his important viewpoint on it. Now he says she has implied "repeatedly" WHICH SHE HASN'T, just once, he is the one bringing it up over and over again.

She then says though "you are a pair" so now she finally says it. Brendon says that they are and I get why Ragan is pissed off. He doesn't want to be on the block against Matt if that week comes. He wants to be off the block and be able to save Matt. He doesn't want a Pair target on his back. I get it. But I'd tell him to his face, TOO LATE BITCH, you too are paired up dogs in heat. DEAL WITH IT!

Ragan now says how he first let it slide when she mentioned them being a "pair" but how she now said it in "variations". OH FUCK I GIVE UP! Matt jokes that he isn't with Ragan and tells Brendon how he loved it that Rachel came to talk to him alone. Rachel then suggests for both Brendon and Ragan to leave and Ragan WON'T, not until he gets his STUPID POINT across. But what's the use Ragan. You can go around the house all night long and preach how you're not in a "pair" with him when others see you as just that. IDIOT. Thinks he can take the target off his back. IDIOT.

Ragan just keeps saying how he's been in her corner and NOW he says he understands how this position of hers has "gotten to her". Ragan finally leaves with Brendon and Matt and Rachel talk. That was the pathetic fight. This season all they have is pathetic fights. Brendon then says in the kitchen how it was "two versus one" and Ragan gets upset how that wasn't the case and he shouldn't speak about it because he wasn't there. Brendon, who's so sure about himself says that if he heard her yelling that he was yelling. He wasn't yelling but he was definitely talking DOWN to her with a very mocking tone complete with facial quirks that were not so nice. But they both were doing just that.

Rachel comes out of the Cabana room to get HER MAN. She tells him to come with her to the the Cabana room and she apologizes to Ragan as she walks off but she does it beautifully! "I'm sorry I'm such a bitch". LOL!

So Ragan is sitting at the dining room table with the rest of the house and starts to talk about what happened in there. BUT WHO CARES what Ragan says or thinks. This Brigade alliance wants him out! Shit Enzo wants him out NEXT WEEK! FUCK YOU RAGAN. You're going to be dealt with soon enough. Can't wait for you to find out Matt used you like a cum rag. SHIT HEAD!

So now Ragan is telling everyone in the kitchen his side and Brendon hears it and comes back out to defend his actions and Ragan loves to defend himself and it's back and forth. Brendon wants everyone here to talk if Ragan is going to tell his side of what happened and Rachel doesn't want anyone to know what happened because it was just between her and him but really this is Big Brother, it's not going to stay that way at all.

So after Rachel beautifully states how this is a game, her and Ragan are friends and how she's made mistakes in the game, RAGAN starts in how he only did this round table talk because Brendon said it was "two on one" when it wasn't but kinda was with Matt siding with Ragan the entire "conversation" that Ragan now calls it. Brendon just says that he heard both of them "yelling" and he came in to defend his girlfriend and Ragan suggests with a mocking tone that Brendon "ask" what's going on instead of assuming.

Matt is smiling BIG in the Cabana room as the entire house listens to Ragan PREACH how Brendon handled things in the house. Like who the fuck gave Ragan this GOD LIKE ability to tell everyone how they should or shouldn't act to any situation. FUCK HIM. LOVE IT! As Ragan keeps nit picking at what happened Brendon raises his voice asking "we cleared the air, we cleared the air, can we just let it go now?" Ragan does another let me look at everyone shockingly that those words were just uttered in my direction. Ragan says "yeah" and Brendon says "okay, we're done". Rachel apologizes to everyone and Ragan that she is an "emotional bitch". Brendon now apologizes for saying "2 on 1" to Ragan. Ragan then says with NO heart to it, "well then I apologize too Rachel" but NOTHING to Brendon.

Both of them now go back into the Cabana room to talk to Matt leaving the house to talk in the kitchen. Enzo makes a comment about for how they are so upset that they can't "talk to Mattie". Britney and Hayden now stroke Matt's ego about how he saw this coming. Hayden says "they get bitchier". Now STUPID Britney says how Brendon and Rachel are making other alliances up in the house to take the target off them. LOL! The Brigade members at the table love playing down that there are no alliances. Ragan loves this "no alliance" talk as if he KNOWS what's really going on. DOUCHE BAG!

And all this happened right before Pandora's Box & nominations. The house was just called for an outdoors lockdown. The house comes back after the feeds are cut. It seems Matt opened Pandora's Box and Ragan, who plays Pandora's Box as something "bad" and how he's "scared" of it, is actually the Saboteur now and he is doing a good job playing it off that he's just scared of this new box thing.

Kathy is there talking with Ragan and Hayden about this and calls being in a house with the couple a "nightmare" and Ragan throws Rachel under the bus telling them how her quote of "floaters get your life vest" was a staged quote and not spur of the moment. Looks like Ragan is D.U.N. with Rachel. Britney comes in and joins the talk. Now they know Pandora's box is "back" but no one knows what will happen.

Later Ragan is now in the HOH with Matt. Talking, no LOVING trashing Rachel. Talking about all the fights had Rachel involved with them. Ragan is just done with Rachel. ASSHOLE. Ragan is now saying that if America voted to give the houseguests something that it just HAS to be Hayden. Britney joins the chat and agrees saying especially the week Hayden had last week. LIKE GOOD GOD, Hayden just suffered so much last week losing a bitch. Now they mock how Brendon said he was going to win HOH last week and he didn't and how Brendon is now saying he will win POV and they are getting that Brendon will save Rachel in the game if he wins it! AWESOME!

I hate the house hating one common enemy. It's NO FUN! I want Brendon or Rachel out so the house can learn to hate other people. THEY MUST ALL HATE EACH OTHER EQUALLY. Ragan now hates to hear that Brendon and Rachel says how the house will go after Matt and Ragan because they are a "pair" and will go after Matt because he wins stuff. Matt says he said to "bring it on" and he loves to say he is not making deals with them. Ragan and Britney says "everything is out on the table". Matt says outloud to them how they said he was going home no matter what next week and both are sitting there stroking Matt's "I'm safe this entire game" ego. Well if Matt and Ragan don't go up next week then who's going up with the surviving member of the couple.. oh yeah! KATHY!

This house sucks. I hope after the couple is out that Kathy is still viewed as a pathetic person to evict and I HOPE Enzo keeps pushing for Ragan to be evicted next week.

So Matt has told his story or version of Pandora's Box. That he was told he would obtain "great wealth" if he opened the box or door. He did open it says there was a brief case in a glass box. He opened it and the briefcase and found one single dollar bill in it. Another note mentioned about something unleashed in the house. If that's true then that sucked. If he's lying then I can't wait to see his wife there and their reunion. And him telling he's won the game already. Hopefully he'll be in the jury house soon after.

Day 38

Oh yeah, so Brendon and Rachel were nominated. Apparently Brendon made some comments at the nomination ceremony about going after Matt. LOL! And remember Brendon trashing Rachel for telling them last week to "bring it on". Oh Brendon.. such a bitch and a hypocrite.

During the midnight hours the houseguests got some bowling POV contraption to practice with. Rachel and Brendon practice until almost 4 hours off and on. Matt and his Brigade alliance believe they will be in final four. They even plan for 2 members of the Brigade who don't make it to the final four to tell the other jury members about the Brigade to "smooth" things over giving no anger to the final 2 who would have turned on their sub allainces aka Matt with Ragan, Lane with Britney. They should just tell them in their goodbye messages, I think.

These assholes of the Brigade are already counting the money. They feel the end game is so EASY to reach. Hayden makes a comment about how he can't believe one of them is going to win the grand prize. They all agree that whoever wins must take the other 3 Brigade members and their families off on some vacation. I really hope this final 2/final 4 plan of theirs blows up in their faces. At one point Hayden is so happy about his final four/final 2 chances that he walks down the HOH stairs and yells out his alliance name and no one hears it. He's that happy about this working for him and his GANG of douches bags.

I forgot to mention that the house now knows the Saboteur has been released onto the house and that someone in their house has accepted the offer to be the Saboteur. The Saboteur even spoke to them on the TV and we Showtime watchers got to watch it live. Pretty cool I guess. The Sab said "Hello Houseguests. Guess who's back! Annie may be long gone but my reign of terror is about to begin. I want to thank Matt for opening Pandora's Box & unleashing a new Saboteur into the house. My mission is to destroy all of you & cruise towards the half a million dollars. Watch your back before I stab you in it!!!"

Rachel cried most of the night, here and there, outside, inside. Brendon had to give her a big pep talk and kept getting her to believe they will win POV. She doesn't believe it. Of course Lane hated Brendon for giving Rachel a pep talk. I mean how dare he. Lane and his insecurities with intelligent tall good looking men who has a better life than him.

The entire house just hates on Rachel and Brendon... you know, when they're NOT in the same room. I mean the house isn't like season 9 when the house hated Amanda. They made it known they hated her. This time around they do it behind their backs, all aware that Brendon and Rachel are 2 votes in the jury house, 2 votes that could help them lose or win the game.

So a new day has arrived. POV players have been picked. Brendon, Rachel, Matt, Enzo, Kathy and Britney! I'm guessing since Kathy was playing Ragan was asked by the HOH if they wanted to cash in their Veto Ticket which allows a player to make the game of 6 to a game of 7. He cashed it in. I guess to make sure that Brendon and Rachel don't win POV. We'll see SHIT STAIN, we'll see. But why cash it in so early? His BEST FAKE FRIEND Matt is HOH. He knows he's not going up. Oh wait. He is this week's Saboteur. If he's found out then he's toast. So if he plays this week and wins he can't be sent home and he has a chance to play for HOH next week where he'll be safe again. I get it.

So what's happened in the house. Well we have to recap as I've been busy with a... NEW PUPPY! She kinda needed a home from someone who no longer needed her so I took her in! She's playing on my bed behind while I update.

Okay so onto business. Lane grows more and more angry with Brendon. Everything this man does, says or shits pisses Lane off. Lane doesn't think Brendon is a "man" at all. Lane defines a "man" as someone who plays "sports", who doesn't "cry" or "whines". So basically Lane is saying that any sensitive man, an intelligent man who skipped football practice and a large amount of gay men are NOT MEN. Yet somehow Ragan dismisses or overlooks Lane's shitty attitude towards men. I wish Ragan would confront Lane about what makes a real man a man but Ragan really is just a doormat meant to be walked over with muddy boots. A fight between Lane and Ragan about "men" would just be brillant TV. Of course I could get this well after Brendon leaves and Ragan suddenly becomes like "he was my friend" crap and I will defend him and all men that aren't you Lane. Like you know Lane hates Ragan, he even mentioned near the beginning of the show how he wanted to target Lane and didn't trust him. First because someone told him Ragan named Lane as a possible target and 2, well because Ragan isn't a "man".

Britney has also gone a ripped Rachel a new asshole but of course behind her back. I mean Britney just can't fight with anyone to their face. It just can't happen because Britney will just crumble. It started with Lane of course. He told her Brendon talked some smack about Britney's boyfriend not being able to do something in some stupid game and she took that as an attempt to verbally trash Rachel from top to bottom from tit to cunt. I guess it made Britney feel better.

OH FUCK! Neither Brendon or Rachel won POV! Who won you ask? Britney won! Third time's a BITCH! Enzo HAS to now be targeting Britney like no other next week. I mean why the fuck keep her if she's dominating at POV's! This week it seems Rachel will be this week's target. Unless Allison Grodner FORCES Ragan, aka the Saboteur to do something that somehow gives Rachel the extra vote to stay or vote how America wants him to vote. But fuck, if America gets a vote this week who the fuck will they vote out... most likely Rachel cause she's a woman and a woman who speaks her mind is a "bitch" in America's eyes.

Rachel seems fine with the POV and Britney winning but did ask Brendon if she would use it because Rachel still believes she's BEST FAKE FRIENDS with Britney, who secretly hates her behind her back. Now if Britney doesn't use POV then will she lose 2 votes in the jury? They could very well tell her they won't vote for her to win the game if she doesn't use it. She has to use it so Kathy can go up as a pawn to get jury votes from both the couple all while knowing that Kathy, the "pawn" has no chance of going home. She would have to save Brendon and put Rachel up against Kathy.

Either way this week is predictable. Either Britney uses POV to save her possible jury votes in her favor with the couple and Kathy is used as pawn because of it or she doesn't use POV and they hate her for it. Either way Rachel goes home this week. ANOTHER BORING WEEK.

WHOA! There was a fight when I wasn't watching! Rachel and Kathy GOT INTO IT! It seems Kathy "won" something in the POV and possibly knocked Rachel out. Rachel then told Kathy she was "hurt" by Kathy doing what she did and wanted an apology. Kathy is now going on about how Rachel is "gone home" this week. LOL! She says she won't apologize and is happy she is no longer a "floater"

Ragan now calls Rachel "bi polar" and how there's something "significally wrong" with Rachel. WHAT? Ragan is trying to defend Rachel by calling her mental in some form or another! Kathy says "yeah" and agrees and says she walked away because of it. SURE YOU DID BITCH. Ragan has made a decision

Now Lane is finally starting to go AWF on Brendon. Lane is getting upset. He says "he doesn't care" when Rachel says he and her man are going through a tough time now. Rachel says "one of us is going home and you guys are getting your way". Lane seems to start pulling back with Rachel there getting involved and Lane pulls back completely. Rachel just makes it known that Kathy has "no class" for saying "yeah" for winning in the POV and how it knocked off Rachel. Rachel took it personally because Kathy NEVER made it known she wanted the couple out to their faces. TWO FACED KATHY even gave Rachel a positive speech before the POV comp and then let it be known she was happy Rachel was out of POV.

Rachel is going on and on about how she loves Brendon and she's going home. She calls herself a "bitch" for doing certain things and wishes she never won HOH and she starts crying which causes Enzo to tell her "it's okay". Rachel keeps apologzing and announces she knows she's going home and she doesn't know why everyone they want to make it worse for her and them. Lane then brings up how people talk shit about everyone's back but Rachel brings up how the Saboteur is doing that, causing backstabbing.

Lane then again defends himself but who cares, it's something about Brendon making a comment about Lane jumping off early in the surfboard endurance and WHO GIVES A FUCK! Lane then jokes about Kathy being "wound up" and "amped". Ragan and Kathy continue to talk upstairs. Lane now tells Rachel "wouldn't you be amped if you took out one of the toughest competitors" and she agrees but she just wanted an apology for Kathy's reaction and Kathy wouldn't give her one. People are now all taking Kathy's side in how she reacted in the POV comp yet Rachel won't let it go that she just wanted an apology from someone who she thought was her FRIEND!

Britney is now in the HOH room spilling what just happened downstairs with Lane. She's all saying how this is what I would have said. Britney claims no one in the house talks bad about people in the house! Kathy again says she was picked to play POV by Rachel and Rachel is just "mad" she won. Kathy is just loving this. Britney is loving hating Rachel. Ragan doesn't want to go downstairs because the couple is there. Britney wants the couple to go into the Cabana room so they all can not have to deal with them. We also find out Brendon threw a ball from the POV comp because he was so angry at losing. Britney also says she kept her mouth shut when Brendon LIED to Lane in the kitchen about never saying Lane purposely jumped off the HOH surfboard comp when she says he told her and Kathy agrees she was told that to.

Britney said she wanted to call Brendon out but she didn't. She's a coward. Back downstairs the house is telling the couple that no one wants to make them feel any worse in the house. The fights are over. For now. I so can't wait for Rachel to leave this week and Enzo targets Britney next week. POV QUEEN MUST BE TAKEN OUT!

Rachel retreats to the Taj room sits in her bed. Brendon follows and laughs with her about how they both need to stop trying to out doing each other and getting the house to evict the worse out of the two. Now Rachel starts in on Kathy's southern accent and mocks her BEAUTIFULLY! They call out her game of being friends with everyone and listening to everything and then turning on them. Rachel calls Kathy a "fucking bitch" and so hates her. Rachel says when she saw Britney go up into the HOH room with Ragan and Kathy that she has no interest in using the POV or being in an alliance with them. That it is over with Britney.

In the Kitchen the Brigade talks about how the couple is guilty of everything they say they're not. Enzo loves that they played all night and lost and how Enzo played with the POV contraption last night for "five minutes" and beat them both. Ragan comes downstairs and I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. Matt says that the couple is obviously trying to get the house to turn on Kathy to get her put up but says it won't work.

UPDATED! Just FINALLY got the time to see the fight between Rachel and Kathy that happened earlier right after POV was over. Remember Britney won POV. Kathy took out Rachel in the POV competition with some move of hers. This pissed off Rachel how it was handled by Kathy, who was supposely their BEST FAKE FRIEND the 2nd week Rachel won HOH. Remember when I reported how fucking SICK it was when Kathy told Rachel "I'm so proud of you" over and over again and how she helped Rachel unpack and slept in Rachel's HOH bed. DIRTY GAME BITCH. All I want is Kathy to own up to it that she's playing a dirty as fuck game, that's it. Enough of this high and mighty "I play with morals" bullshit. She's just as dirty as them all! JUST ADMIT TO IT in the Diary Room!

But before we get to the fight I did see Ragan up in the HOH room also after POV comp telling Matt and Britney how he didn't want nothing more to do with "them" aka the couple. Britney then stated how she didn't want to talk with AT ALL about her using the POV but really she did end up talking with them. Britney playing both sides of the house like everyone else. This cast is smart enough, well almost all of them, are smart enough to play now for jury votes. Britney continues to be super fake to the couple's faces but CUNTY behind their backs. I will mention too that Matt is annoyed that Ragan and Britney are hanging out in the HOH room all the time.

So Rachel and Brendon are in the Taj bedroom. Talking about how the house hating them and Brendon doesn't want anything more to do with Ragan. He doesn't want to talk to him anymore this entire game and even calls Ragan a "girl". Well this is funny. Lane believes Brendon is not a "man" and Brendon believes Ragan is a "girl". So Rachel leaves the bedroom and moves past the kitchen where Brendon is with the boys of the house eating lunch. She asks Kathy to talk and Kathy agrees both going into the Cabana room. Rachel shuts the door HARD.

Rachel starts in on Kathy. Saying how it was really "fucked up" for that she "yelled" and "cheered" when Kathy "beat" Rachel in the POV comp. She says it was not "classy", how it wasn't playing with "intergrity" and "character". She says that all these things Kathy preaches about, that she wasn't doing in that competition. Rachel then says Kathy's name in a demeaning way as if she's annoyed angry with her. Kathy just sits there.

Rachel then throws it in Kathy's face how she let her stay in her HOH room for a week when she won 2nd week after bonding over being a have not with her. Right then Kathy gets up and starts heading for the Cabana door. Kathy doesn't want to hear it. She says this is "ridiculous" while Rachel pretty much DEMANDS for an apology from Kathy. Remember, this IS the season of apologizing. THANK BRENDON FOR THAT!

Rachel is PISSED Kathy didn't stick around to be dealt with and says "Are you kidding me". Rachel rushes out into the kitchen where Kathy has retreated and Rachel says "you can't talk like a woman". LOL! Sorry Rachel, my dearest kick ass love of the season, none of you are being "woman" or "classy". Big Brother takes that from you when you all enter through the doorway.

Kathy thinks she's SHIT by saying "I am a woman, that's why I walked away". SURE TWAT, whatever you need to hear from yourself to make you sleep at night. Both now say they've both been nothing but nice to each other. This fight is pretty much mirroring the fight Ragan had with Rachel yesterday.

Now Rachel brings up how when Kathy was on the block she was nice to her and immediately told her she was going to vote to keep her in the house. YEAH KATHY! Rachel again drives it home how Kathy was playing like a non moral playing person. Now Kathy says "we did you pick me to go against you, CAUSE YOU THOUGHT I'D LOSE". Kathy is now driving it back at her about her being looked at as a weak player.

Kathy says with almost tears that "you thought you could beat me and you lose. End of story". She says this with hand movements as if they are done fighting. At this point Britney has opened the HOH door and listening to them fight from the doorway. So now Rachel has it in her head that Kathy "cheered" when she won because Kathy had "beat her" and Kathy comes back saying she "cheered" for everyone but Rachel says she didn't "cheer" for her. YES THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE FIGHTING ABOUT, who cheered for who! PATHETIC SEASON!

Kathy again says she will NOT apologize because she was happy she won. Matt is sitting next to them at the kitchen stools keeping quiet. Lane is washing dishes and Hayden is eating on the other side of the stools. Enzo is sitting at the kitchen table while Brendon is by the microwave, everyone watching this. Rachel THROWS it in Kathy's face how she's been nothing but nice to her and yet she still talks bad about her behind her back. WHICH IS TRUE! I mean Rachel has talked shit about Kathy too but for Kathy to smile and mock Rachel for implying that Kathy actually talked shit about her and Brendon is just bullshit.

So in the end Kathy actually raised her voice to get her point across about being chosen to go against Rachel only because she was thought to be weak to which Rachel did admit to. She didn't lie about that. Rachel drives her point into the ground and Kathy tries to walk away again but fleeing to the Cabana room. In there Rachel again tries to get an apology and this time is the one that leaves the room. Britney comes in there and shares her hate for Rachel and suggests for Kathy to go up to the HOH room where Ragan is. She goes and Britney lingers around down in the kitchen where you already know what happened, what I typed earlier today.

Later after everything Kathy can be heard boasting how great she was at the "fight" as her housemates egg her on how great she was. Little does Kathy know everyone talks shit about her behind her back. She at one point talks about how Rachel shouldn't have talked smack about HER friends and shouldn't have turned on HER friends. Suddenly Kathy has loads of FRIENDS when last week she was telling Britney that once Kristin left that she would be all alone and would love for Britney to be at her side if she needed it.

Later Britney and Ragan become the new Mean Girls of the season trashing Rachel around the house to everyone who will listen. BUT WAIT! The Best FUCK UP of the day is Kathy telling Hayden not once but TWICE that she BELIEVES Enzo is the Saboteur because... OH MY GOD, because he went into the Diary Room "all day". Hayden takes it in and tells her okay. Can't wait for Hayden to tell Enzo. Kathy is just as stupid and clueless as the rest about there not being an alliance in the house. I hate that this alliance is so successful. It's better for them to be challenged by another alliance in the house. This cast SUCKS!

Day 39

Just before midnight Rachel has started a WAR with Ragan. She is going around the house telling people how much of a "bitch" he is. I'm all for someone in the house to go after Ragan like this. He is a little shit head who has come to a stupid conclusion that Rachel is a mental case. His theory sparks all new types of insults from other houseguests like Britney making a comment about Rachel's "10" personalities leaving with her.

Rachel though, along with Brendon, have fallen for Hayden and Enzo's BEST FAKE FRIEND alliance. Rachel vows to fill them all in on all the HOH comps, information and knowledge she has. Oh Rach! She and Brendon have also made Matt their main target for next week, you know, meaning whichever stays they will go after Matt IF they win HOH. This is was the Brigade wants anyways. They want Matt up against Ragan to take out Ragan! I WANT THAT soooo badly! Rachel first member of the jury and Ragan following right after. BITCH! What started Rachel's hate rant about Ragan is he DISMISSED her. He doesn't want any more "drama" and he just didn't want to talk to her when she wanted to. DAMMMMN!

In the midnight hours Brendon and Rachel have some sexy time in the Taj bedroom. Over in the rest house everyone just can't stop bashing Rachel over and over and over again. I hope Rachel's master plan is to get the house to hate her so much that they'd want to drag her by her red hair to the final 2 to win against her.

As everyone is off to bed the Brigade meets in the HOH for a meeting. The subject. Next week's target with Rachel already gone. They want a combination of Ragan, Britney and Brendon on the block, recycled with POV. It seems as if Brendon won't be a target next week as thought. Enzo is now gunning for Britney, as I PREDICTED! He makes a joke about her taking his POV wins away from him. Enzo also wants to get rid of Ragan because he knows that's Matt's "ace up his sleeve" or his "life line" in the game. Enzo wants Brendon to be his new "life line". I'm just assuming here with Enzo's intentions. He only mentioned Britney being a big target for next week. But with Monet gone I expect Enzo to use Brendon as his own "ace up his sleeve". Enzo wants a partner outside of the alliance and it's obvious Enzo wants to take out Lane's partner, Britney, Matt's partner, Ragan out before his partner goes, which is now Brendn. Remember last week Enzo took out Kristin, Hayden's partner. Enzo is playing for ONLY himself but is using the Brigade to further his own game. As expected.

As a new day begins we get a very bitter Brendon and Rachel now bashing Ragan. Insulting his manhood, labeling a "woman", a "bitch"- Rachel even goes as far as to stay Ragan is not a "cool" gay guy, not like the ones she knows. Ragan is DEAD to Rachel. There's no FRIENDSHIP outside of the house with them. Brendon hates Matt as much as Rachel hates Ragan.

WHAT'S THIS? Brendon is now campaigning to stay in the house over Rachel! He talked to Kathy in the bathroom in a calm manner how he apperciates her and Kathy again states how she wasn't happy that Rachel lost, WHEN SHE WAS. Brendon is being super nice to Kathy. FUCK HER! Spit in her face! So what does Brendon do right after. He goes and tells Rachel that he got a vote from Kathy! Rachel is upset that he did that! HOW DARE YOU PLAY FOR VOTES!

I just don't care about today. Brendon and Rachel have only each other. Brendon is working on getting in good with the boys even though they're lying to him. Ragan and Britney are the new mean girls trashing Rachel and Brendon every breath they can muster up. Kathy is weak from the slop and admits all she can do now is lay down. The Brigade all love how they've won the game already. Same shit, old news.

I'll update if a HUGE fight breaks out with Ragan and Britney versus Rachel and Brendon. That's what I'm expecting to happen. Lane might explode if Brendon attacks Britney but you know Enzo is going to be like, shut the hell up and pull on Lane's chain neck collar to HEEL!

Day 40

So POV ceremony happened. Britney didn't use it. The couple planned a Brendon verbally attack Britney at the POV ceremony to get the house to vote out Brendon and keep Rachel but it didn't work. Britney almost didn't take what Brendon did personally as she believes it was all just an act.

From the episode that aired this past Sunday we find out that Matt has the Diamond Power Of Veto. Remember that once used power? It's the veto where you can pull anyone off the block and basically replace the saved nominee with anyone you want. So Matt is safe this week and safe next week. I see Allison Grodner pushing for a Matt final 2 finale. The "lie" that got him to the end and won the game storyline. SO TRANSPARENT ALLISON GRODNER!

The damn Diamond Power of Veto should have gone to the Saboteur. I hate Ragan too but he should have gotten the top secret power and used the power next week. All the Saboteur had to do was come on the TV and had different scenerios of what and who would have come off had the POV been used or not used that week. Ragan could have gotten away with the Saboteur doing something VERY MEMORABLE in the game next week saving someone off the block that maybe was just backdoored and then forcing a person up that America wanted up on the block. TALK ABOUT HOUSE DRAMA AND FIGHTS! Ragan would have played dumb and would have had himself saved if he was on the block.

BUT NOOOO. Alison Grodner, the show's FIXED producer, had to give Matt 2 weeks of safety. Just like last year when she gave Jeff Coup detat last year saving him and Jordan from eviction. BITCH WANTS Matt in the final 2.

And can you fucking believe Lane has told Matt that if Matt is in the final 2 against either Hayden or Enzo that he'll give Matt his vote for his "sick" wife WHO ISN'T EVEN SICK! I don't get it though. Hayden and Lane already talked about Matt making it to the end would give them no chance of winning the game. That they couldn't let that happen. So maybe Lane is just playing up for a vote from Matt in the jury house knowing that Matt will at some point be taken out due to his hard to beat status in the final 2.

Ragan is now almost beating Britney as the MEAN CUNT TWAT SHIT STAIN of the house. Always attacking Rachel behind her back and insulting her and just ripping into her... OF COURSE all behind her back. Ever since she was "rude" to him in the Cabana room the day of nominations he's like a "woman scorned".

Goes to show you in real life Ragan is one mean back stabbing TWAT if you don't treat him with the respect he feels like he deserves. Can't wait for him to go next week.

That reminds me. Enzo was again stating just after midnight that he wants Brendon to win HOH and if possible let Brendon win so that Brendon can target Matt and Ragan for Rachel's eviction. Let him believe they are wanting to vote out Matt when Ragan is the target. Enzo wants Ragan out so badly and it's funny because week one is gut instinct was to get out Annie who ended up being the Saboteur and now next week, if he has his way, he'll gun after Ragan, who is the new Saboteur!

At 3:25pm outside on the couches, Brendon continues his "vote me out" plan by trashing Britney and Ragan to Kathy outside. Rachel joins in and again lets Kathy know that when her and Brendon are gone that Kathy will be taken out during the "double eviction". Kathy seems not to be phased by it but is aware it could happen. Kathy is now being told by Rachel how many friends she has "around the world" and talks up herself how everyone loves her. Kathy agrees with Rachel how the house changes them.

Rachel wants to know why she's been a target since day one. Not sure why but someone started it and the infection went through the house and the house just felt let's all focus on her until we have to focus on each other. Now Brendon hopes, I'm sure of it, that Kathy will tell Ragan and Britney all the trash talking so that they can hate Brendon more than Rachel. I doubt it will work. Brendon just isn't a threat in the HOH comps. And if he stays and wins next week, whether on his own or help from the Brigade then they'll regret keeping him over Rachel!

Brendon now calls Ragan "two faced" and Matt "so fake". Rachel now tells Brendon to not talk bad about people in the house. Rachel now says that the other side of the house is upstairs in the HOH room and "we're not invited" and she says that's fine. Rachel is aware of the smack talk happening upstairs. Rachel says she doesn't care if she has any friends in the house anymore. Brendon then says when he leaves he'll get to talk to his "real" friends. Rachel threw out the "I have no friends" comment in hopes that Kathy would say that she was still her friend but Kathy never did.

Brendon is called to the Diary Room leaving the BEST FAKE FRIENDS to chat. Rachel now says she's done with "gossiping" and trashing people behind their backs. Rachel just keeps going on and on about how she's not going to get emotional about things and just "laugh from now on". Kathy pathetically tries to relate and forces a conversation with Rachel. Rachel then calls it that the house is a "mob" and enjoying going after one target. How upset they get when the couple wins anything in the house.

Rachel then says why would people "turn on us" and not use us in the game to help further their game. She's basically saying that why would Matt keep LOSERS like Ragan & Kathy around over a "power house" like them. Well Rach... if you see Matt has no interest in using or needing you that must led you to believe that Matt has some form of power that he is relying therefor he has not use for you and YOUR MAN! THINK GIRL!

Day 41

So just after midnight the FAKE BRIGADE alliance of Brendon, Rachel, Hayden and Enzo have met and started talking outside. About next week. How of whoever stays between the couple that Enzo himself will throw HOH to let the remaining of the couple win HOH. You know, to seek revenge for Rachel's/Brendon's eviction by targeting Matt & Ragan. Of course the couple doesn't know that Ragan is the true target and Matt has nothing to fear on the block.

Brendon and Rachel are so blind to Hayden and Enzo's true intentions that they will grasp onto any type of allainces slash friendship in the house. Brendon and Rachel bash Matt super hard to the guys. About how he'll throw Ragan out of the house because they feel Matt doesn't stand a chance against Ragan in the final 2. This is true.

Enzo and Hayden soon escape up to the HOH room where Ragan, Matt, Lane and Britney are. They all are making fun of Brendon and Rachel. Enzo even brings up how he just talked to Rachel and how she believes she's staying. I guess the house's plan to trick Rachel into thinking she's staying is working. Cruel.

Enzo ventures downstairs and continues to play both sides of the house to Brendon. Saying they are up there watching the couple, acting like he's reporting back information to Brendon. Brendon seems to now be trusting Enzo with this "first born". Brendon, so blind to the beast of the house.

Oh man the house is getting ugly. The group in the HOH room is propping the door open to easedrop on the couple, hoping to hear something "bad" being talked about them. It's just stupid. The HOH crew bash the couple all day long and they hope and pray to hear something to I guess then break out into a fight. I mean how dare the couple bash the other side of the house.

Rachel has Brendon looking at the "rule" book for some stupid reason and the HOH crew thinks the couple is up to no good so Ragan goes into the Diary Room to warn Big Brother that the couple might be doing something against the rules towards the houseguests. IMMATURE hour in the Big Brother house!

So apparently Britney and Lane playfully got into it over college "red shirts". Fuck if I know what that is but Britney was debating Lane on the subject. What she knew versus what he knew. Also something about Lane not being able to talk or speak his mind because Britney wouldn't stop "interrupting" him. So as morning comes on Day 41 we find Brendon chatting outside with Lane about the "red shirts" debate. CAVEMAN Lane thinks women shouldn't speak about sports. I mean I'm almost really at my wits end with Lane and his view on women. How they are inferior to men, how women can be controlled by men and how the women in the house can't speak of things that only TRUCK DRIVING BEER CHUGGING COUNTRY BACKWOOD MEN have knowledge of.

FUCK YOU LANE.

So Lane continues his "I hate how Britney think she can know something a man knows" tirade to Matt in the HOH room. Downstairs Hayden talks to Ragan and Britney about how to take out Brendon next week. They all agree Kathy up with Brendon is the best bet. That if Brendon wins POV that a pawn goes up with Kathy to be evicted. Kathy comes outside and the talk stops.

Sooo somebody went through Matt's stuff, his suitcase. We all know why Matt is scared shitless because he hid the Diamond POV in his suitcase and now that it appears someone has gone through it leds Mat to believe the house could be talking about him having the Diamond Power of Veto. Matt is pissed that someone did this and has asked the Diary Room if people are allowed to go through people's stuff like that. I believe the Saboteur went through Matt's back, a task set up by Big Brother to cause Matt to become super paranoid, possibly a push to use it next week for fear he may be on the block.

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August 1, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31

Day 31 through Day 36

Day 31

As midnight passes we get a highly annoyed Kathy who's venting to Hayden and Kristin about how she can't stand the couple anymore. Hayden can't stand talking to Rachel and Kathy is open about how she will "go home" for Hayden and Kristin. LOL! Just earlier Hayden and Kristin were talking about how to get Kathy up on the block to send her ass out so they can stay in the house together! FUCK YOU KATHY!

But Hayden does geniunely like Kathy. He even mentions that if he wins the show that he'll send her some money. The Rachel and Brendon hate continues and I just don't care anymore because it just like hitting the repeat button over and over again. Holy shit. Now Kristin and mostly Hayden are asking us, America, to save them. YOU STUPID FUCKS, you should have played a better game so that you wouldn't have been on the block. Hayden starting to the "Brendon and Rachel" name call in the HOH game put your 2 dumbasses on the block. Idiots!

AHHHHH! BRENDON AND RACHEL HAD FUCK ME SEX! They did it under the covers of course. It's about time. I bet Alison Grodner is hoping a baby was made in the house at this very moment! And you know this crazy bitch wants to be the Godmother of the first Big Brother baby conceived in the house!

Morning has arrived! Everyone is up for the day. Rachel has a small encounter with Kathy downstairs when no one is around and basically lets Kathy know that if she gets picked for POV and wins it and uses it that she'll consider that as a stab in the back from Kathy to her. Kathy agrees and Rachel tries to make it known she isn't telling Kathy what to do but is driving it home that Rachel has not put up Kathy at all on the block.

Minutes later Kathy tells Kristin about her SHIT CHAT with Rachel. Kathy never agreed not to use POV on Kristin and says that she hopes she gets to play POV, win it and then uses it just to get at Rachel. Kathy is all about hating Rachel... behind her back no doubt. Cause remember, BITCHES like Kathy do all the backstabbing and behind your back trash talking when the actual person isn't in the room. Kathy's morals doesn't allow her to be shitty to someone's face, just behind their back. FUCK YOU KATHY. Just own up to it that you're a CUNT.

POV DAY! POV players have been picked! Ragan, Britney, Enzo play with Rachel, Hayden and Kristin. Well I already know this. Enzo wants Kristin to be cut from Hayden so if he wins POV he ain't using it. If Britney wins it you know for sure this bitch ain't saving that bitch on the block. If Ragan wins it you know he's not going to save anyone because he doesn't want to make enemies and feels like no one else "deserves" to go. Well Ragan wants Brendon out but he knows that if he wins and uses POV that he'll kill any relationship with Rachel in the house and he also knows that Rachel will NEVER put Brendon up.

Last is Rachel, if she wins POV you know she ain't changing a damn thing. She hated to change her nominations during her first week as HOH so if she wins expect her to keep it the same. So that leaves Hayden and Kristin to win it and pull themselves off. I'm really really going to hate it if Hayden wins POV and uses it on Kristin! If that happens the so much for them trying to act like they don't have any time of HOmance!

So Britney heads up to the HOH room to talk to Brendon and Rachel. Here she's all for Kristin leaving and loves how the POV players picked worked out for them. Britney is also letting it be known that if either comes off with POV and Kathy is put up in either of their places that both of them will stay with Kathy getting evicted. So Britney is saying DON'T PUT KATHY FUCKING UP! Rachel agrees.

Later Brendon and Rachel talk game alone. Brendon is starting to really untrust Matt, how he'll only be faithful to Matt and only Matt. Again, not really Brendon but thanks for playing. I can't believe how clueless Brendon is in that house.

12:30pm. Hayden goes and sits in the Cabana room where Kathy and Kristin are laying down. It's almost like Kathy is spooning Kristin. It's coming off as "you're my 3rd child Kristin" and "I love you so hard". Kathy was stroking Kristin's back under the covers and then played with the back of Kristin's hair smiling big behind Kristin. CRAAAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYY!

Kathy then, what I think was a joke, says that she wants Rachel to put her up so that she can leave over them. Kathy just seems to be done with the house. She knows she has no chance of staying and winning. But then again Jordan, her younger clone, stayed last year and won the damn game. Of course Hayden says "no, no" about Kathy wanting to leave this week over them. Kathy says she will be pissed if later Rachel puts her in "Jail" aka the Jury House. That she'd rather leave now. Hayden then says "something good is going to happen". HA! We'll see about that!

Hayden leaves and both are quick to whispering. That Hayden just told them that his talk with Enzo implied that Enzo was NOT going to use the POV if he won it. LOL! I did forget to mention Hayden and Enzo's chat earlier about the POV. Enzo wants Kristin OUT! He did tell Hayden that if Kristin does win POV that their alliance really has no fucking luck at all in the game! But really they do, they've survived to the Jury House and after hopefully Kristin leaves this week that they will be almost half the house. Well Enzo says they WILL be half the house because he says Kathy doesn't count! Enzo so hates Kathy! LOVES IT!

POV Competition is over. Britney won POV! Holy Fuck! Enzo won a 3D TV while Rachel won 5,000 dollars. Hayden won 24 hours of confidement in the Have Not bedroom. What's this you ask? What about the bathroom? They put one in the Have Not bedroom! He is STUCK in there for 24 hours!!! As for Kristin. She gets to have the Unitard! I heard that Hayden somehow gave the unitard to Kristin. I'm guessing maybe she had 24 hour confidement and he saved her from it... not sure. Who cares. Both Kristin and Hayden are suffering this week because of Brendon and Rachel and I LOVE IT!

Not sure what Ragan won in the POV comp. As the feeds are live we get see Hayden sleeping ON THE FLOOR. A slop bucket and bowls on a shitty table. A drawstring to pull close so we can't see him masturbating on the tiolet. Man oh man he is going to be suffering. At least he can have conversations with the people in the open bedroom through the hole in the wall where the camera is. No makeout sessions for you Hayden! Sleep with a boner!

Kristin was in the Cabana room for a bit with some other folks, Kathy laying next to her, what else are we to expect from Kathy. Rachel comes in and takes a seat and within minutes flat out asks Kristin how she's doing. She says "fine".

Minutes later she leaves with Kathy into the Taj room to talk. The minute the door closes Kristin... OH MY GOD, SHE SAYS that her and Kathy have to make an alliance with Britney! OMG, WITH BRITNEY!!! BRITNEY!!!! Britney has told Rachel that she has tried and tried to make a friendship with Kristin and now Britney must be loving that she's going to get to kick out the one BITCH who wanted to be the last BITCH standing! Sucks to be Kristin this week!

Kathy tells Kristin that Britney is on the "wrong side of the house". Sure Kathy, whatever you need to tell yourself to help you cope after Kristin leaves and you are literally by your fucking self. Even Brendon called it earlier with Rachel telling Rachel that once Kristin is evicted that "guess who's going to be your best friend again" meaning Kathy will try to leech onto them once Kristin is evicted!

Back to the K's. Kristin does not want to leave this week, not before Jury. She doesn't know what to offer Britney to get her to use POV on her, get someone else up and for her, Hayden, Britney and Kathy to be like some stupid power alliance. This is just too funny. Tears of joy here!

Kathy thinks it is "jealously" from the couple and the rest of the house that they want Hayden and Kristin broken up. Mostly attacking Rachel for wanting what she doesn't want done to her and her man. But seriously Kathy, you ALL were going to break up Brendon and Rachel regardless, Rachel just took the first stab anyways! BITCH, shut the fuck up.

Now they try the "Britney is scared of Rachel, I can protect her" crap plan. Oh my abs of steel here are laughing so hard! BUUUUAAA HAAAAA!

Upstairs Rachel and Brendon talk about the POV game. Kristin at one point had the POV. It was taken from her. Hopefully from Britney. They can't understand Hayden's motives. They figure he was really "dumb" or really "greedy". Brendon thinks really greedy first. They're talking too many what if's now so it's confusing what really happened. Rachel did say that both Ragan and Britney turned down or traded 5 grand, that Ragan was playing it safe and not trying to win POV.

WHOA! Later Kathy tells Britney or really warns Britney of Kristin's plan!!! Kathy is saving her ass from going up on the block! Kathy don't want to go home just yet. She came to fucking play. DOUBLE CROSSING BACKSTABBING Kathy wants Britney not to use it.

So Britney later tells Matt in the storage room what Kathy is up to and what Kristin is up to and so Matt tells Lane later in another part of the house but for some reason inserts a lie that brings Rachel and Brendon into the mix. Or maybe Lane misunderstood Matt and started the weird rumor about how Brendon and Rachel are trying to get Britney to use the POV to backdoor someone. I believe Matt thought this was an idea that could happen and Lane was running with it. So Lane tells Enzo and now it's almost all over the house.

Later Enzo talks with Hayden through the door about how he hates Britney now. Enzo is highly threatened by Britney's 2 POV wins and her place in the house. I believe Enzo may start targeting Britney next week over the couple.

Later Lane is now talking with Hayden at the Solitary Confinement door about those "two needle dicks" are trying to get Britney to use the POV on either Hayden or Kristin to backdoor someone. Hayden's new plan is when Kristin leaves this week he will play the "I'm alone" card with the couple to get in good with them and use their talks against them later in the game. BRILLANT! This Gang is just too good. Lane can't wait to bring the Brigade "out" and Lane is "sick of Brendon". Lane is so proud that his alliance has made the jury and then they both trash Brendon calling him a "tool bag".

Dumbass Lane is so proud of his alliance and believes like they have the game won already. IF he thinks like he should he would have known that the Nerd Herd from season 6 took the final 2 spots throwing Janelle's 4 person alliance of herself, Howie, James and Rachel as the alliance in control of the jury. They decided who won the season. Of course everyone can vote how they want but you get the idea. Maybe Lane shouldn't be counting his winnings just yet. Maybe, just maybe him and his entire alliance will be in the jury house! I hope so! Really don't want Lane in the final 2.

As for Kathy. Shit is getting around the house that Kathy is not for Kristin staying or getting the POV used on her. She's scared she will be replacement nominee and sent home. I can't wait for Kristin to find out and her and Kathy's super Best Fake Friendship is OVER!

Kristin has come out of the Diary Room with her Hippie Unitard punishment from the POV comp. She acts like she loves it. She even has to wear a wig straight out of a Halloween shop. She's got 2 unitards to switch back and forth. Rachel is LOVING how "funny" it looks. But Kristin's body is pretty damn banging in it. Hayden is dying to see it when he gets out of the 24 hour Solitary Confinement. Later Kristin thinks she looks "retarded" and ridiculous.

Now Kristin is talking with Hayden. Kristin thinks it "sucks" she has to talk to Britney to try to get her to use the POV on them. Hayden doesn't think she will at all. Kristin still says she has to try. They still both hope America will save them from being evicted but really you should have saved yourself CUNT. Kristin tells Hayden that she knows she will go if the noms stay the same. She feels like she hasn't done anything to deserve for her to go. Well I guess EVERYONE ELSE DESERVES TO GO OVER YOU BITCH!

Okay so FINALLY I found the Kathy and Britney chat in the kitchen where Kathy warns Britney. She says it has "nothing to do with me" when Britney brings up Kathy's friendship with Kristin. That she didn't want Britney to be caught "off guard" when it happens. That Kristin is wanting Britney to use the POV on her. So Kathy brings up Monet's name to make sure that Britney remembers Monet leaving. Monet left because Kristin wanted both Britney and Monet up and got her way with Monet leaving. Kathy has a plan here folks.

Now I just found Matt and Britney talking in the Storage Room. Here we only get a sample cut in mid conversation live feed moment of the talk but Matt is shocked and asks Britney if she's going to use POV and she says "HELL NO" and he says "good". She says "No chance in hell" with a winning smile! FUCK YOU KRISTIN!

11:30pm Kristin FINALLY talks with Britney. Kristin says "they" haven't had a chance to talk and get to know each other and if we remember right Britney was pissed with Kristin for never attempting to ever get to know her before in the game and how Britney tried and Kristin just didn't want anything to do with Britney.

So now Kristin is basically wanting to be BFF with Britney now ONLY because she has POV. Kristin didn't offer this BFF contract before POV but after POV which Britney will see right through this. She is wanting Britney to either use POV on her or Hayden and that she will do "anything" for her in the game. Now she's saying that if Britney wins HOH next week that Kristin can go up on the block next week as a pawn.. LIKE YOU HAVE A CHOICE IF BRITNEY WINS HOH AND YOU STAY NEXT WEEK!

Kristin tells Britney this "horror" story about how she has to make it to jury because she has "nothing" left to go back home to. WHATEVER! She then tells Britney "you are my last hope". She says that Britney would be saving Krisin's "life" and keeps going on about how Andrew saying her and Hayden were together was "complete lies" which is true. Remember her and Hayden have agreed to not touch each other or kiss at all this entire week. I hope this talk ends with a fight but it probably won't.

Whoa! Kristin just announces that her and Hayden are in an alliance but LIED saying it only started a "week ago". Kristin never expected to leave this early... but Kristin was perfectly fine with Monet leaving and Britney leaving that week had Britney not won POV that week. Thanks for trying Kristin. Thanks for playing! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Day 32

After midnight passes Britney has finished her LONG AS FUCK talk with Kristin. What's funny is Britney tried to inch her way out of the bedroom slowly wanting to end the talk. She even tried to set up a time tomorrow to talk more but Kristin wouldn't stop talking. So Britney finally suggests Kristin keep Hayden company and she gets to the kitchen where the other houseguests are eating a birthday cake for a fake birthday. Matt lied that it was his birthday. Rachel quickly jumped at the chance to pull Britney upstairs to talk.

Rachel and Britney get in the HOH bed and get to talking. Britney tells her about how they talked about Kristin's points at wanting to stay. Both laugh that the girls that Kristin hates the most, Britney and Rachel, have won HOH and POV! Now they talk about next week with Kristin gone and how Kathy would have used POV had she played and won and how she could be a target next week.

Rachel then says she wouldn't mind if either one of them left. Now they talk about Kathy being BFF's with Monet first week, Rachel 2nd week, then Kristin 3rd week and now talking shit behind Rachel's back this week. They both hate Kathy for using her "sickness" to get to far in the game and how she only wants to stay just to make it to the jury house. They say Kathy is "all over the board". Rachel keeps pushing for Britney to remember that we hate Kristin and what Kristin did to us in the past and how if Kristin had won HOH that the nominatinos would have been a combination of Rachel, Brendon and Britney and only them three.

Rachel says she can't trust Kathy and both are pissed off about how Kathy will make it to the jury house. Now Rachel tells Britney how she wants an alliance with Britney or for them to fight on the same side through the rest of the season. Britney nods her head but really doesn't agree to it. Britney says "we are thinking the same thing" and says that if she knew things she would tell her but that she doesn't know anything going on. LIE!

Downstairs Brendon and Enzo talk about the game and the POV comp. Brendon brings up how "if there are no alliances this season" crap. Enzo loves it every time someone in the house talks about how there are no alliances this season. Brendon, clueless as ever in the game of Big Brother.

Morning has come and passed. The day has been pretty much boring all day long. Nothing major. No big game changing moves.

9pm Hayden and Kristin talk in the Taj room about trying to make some deal/alliance with Brendon and Rachel. Not sure why this makes sense. What they want is for Kathy to go on the block and be taken out. The problem is getting Britney to use the POV for this to happen and this isn't happening. Kristin is also worried that Rachel and Brendon will LIE to them and have Britney use POV only to backdoor someone else and Kathy stays and she's told how they tried to get Rachel and Brendon to get her out this week. Kristin also says how "hard" it will be for her to talk to them and act as if she wants to work with them. I'm also thinking Hayden wants POV to be used on him since he knows Britney won't use it on Kristin. With Kathy up on the block against Kristin then this would scare Britney that there would be a chance for Kristin to stay with Kathy being taken out. Britney ain't falling for that shit.

Brendon walks in and Hayden asks to talk to him and Rachel with Kristin later. He agrees. Brendon does bring up how Britney is the key to the whole "talk" later about "all four" of us surviving. It's fun to watch Hayden beg for his DICK SUCKING CHICK to stay. Brendon says he and Rachel will work out for a "few hours" and later at "some point" we'll talk. So Brendon escapes out in the house and Kristin, who's in a bad mood, is left to sulk with her man.

Hayden makes sure America and us feed watchers know "I hate doing that to Kathy" BUT HE DOES WANT TO DO IT REGARDLESS. Hayden then says if it "works" that it will be "brillant" but Kristin says she had this "exact same conversation" before nominations and they both were still put up. He also makes it known that if the couple falls for the plan to get Britney to use POV on them that they will still lie to their faces and then backstab them. He talks as if he and Kristin will survive this week and make it to the end that Brendon and Rachel would be 2 votes against them. He says it takes four to win but it always takes 2 or even one vote to LOSE you DUMBASS!

Interesting. Hayden then tells Britney that if she saves them that they will go after Brendon and Rachel and how Britney will be safe for doing this. Britney won't fall for it. This, this week, this moment, is her chance to get Kristin out and she won't let that chance go! SHE WONT'! Hayden then wants to do something on "live television" and call Rachel a "bitch" or do something. But whatever, it's not happening. Britney is in the Diary Room and we are to expect the Diary Room to try to plant seeds of her saving Kristin but I just don't see Britney budging from wanting to take out Kristin. Her keeping her would be the game losing decision for Britney.

Kathy now comes into the Taj room laughing with her 2 BEST FAKE FRIENDS not knowing they are up to no good trying to save themselves and getting the house to take her out over them. I mean that's Big Brother and I do respect Kathy warning Britney about their plan to get her to use POV on them in order to save herself while at the same time acting as if she would sacrifice herself for them when really she wouldn't AT ALL but then again... Kathy leaving would be a damn good thing. But then again she is the SHIT STARTER so keeping her would be even better.

Hayden walks over by the kitchen where Britney and Lane are talking. Britney is asked to go to the Cabana room to talk. She says she will be there shortly because she believes "they are all" in the HOH talking and watching them. She then tells Lane that she will taken any deal she is offered but won't use the POV.

So Britney walks into the Cabana room and they are quick to talk. It seems like Britney is down for the plan to take off Hayden for Kathy to be backdoored this week. She wants to play dumb with the couple upstairs about what's going on but how is she going to explain pulling Hayden off. I can't believe Hayden is SO GOOD at this game that he can convince Britney into pulling him off with a POV that he didn't even WIN! If that happens this mutha fucker deserves to win Big Brother. I mean there's NO stopping this BIG DICKED PLAYER from winning the game... until Enzo gets jealous that Hayden has a sure shot of winning. And Matt gets jealous that his "sick" wife's money will be taken away from him with Hayden in the finals. BUH BYE HAYDEN! You know, eventually... BUH BYE!

Who knows what's going to happen when POV ceremony comes and if Rachel and Brendon are down for putting up Kathy. I'm scared this plan will work and Kristin will stay in the house but if this works for Kristin and Kristin ends up being the last girl standing after she takes out Rachel, Britney and Kathy.. well then Britney is really dumb as shit. I keep saying it. This is HER chance to take out Kristin. She knows next week if Brendon doesn't win that everyone will go after the couple AND if Brendon does win she is safe next week. There's no reason for her to use the POV. I, ME, DON'T WANT HER TO USE THE POV! FUCK!

9:20pm Britney is back to talking with Lane about game in the kitchen. She feels like she is "disposable". She feels like if she uses POV that Kristin and Hayden would protect her in the ame. She feels like she has no one. Lane seems to be pushing for Kristin to be taken out. She says how this is the "chance" to split up Hayden and Kristin and how if there will be a chance later in the game to do this. She pairs everyone up as she continues to think she's alone. She says Matt and Ragan are together, Lane and Enzo, Hayden and Kristin, Brendon and Rachel and she doesn't include Kathy with anyone, I'm guessing thinking she's gone.

Britney then says "I can't stand Rachel" but if she finds out that Rachel is upset about this plan that she won't use POV. She will take out Rachel later when she can. She would rather have 2 votes on the jury then lose 2 votes on the jury for pissing them off. She says if she wins HOH that she will throw up the couple on the block.

Britney says if Rachel says "to use POV so we can backdoor Kathy" should she do it. She's asking Lane for his advice. Britney says how it doesn't hurt her if she goes home. What we're forgetting about Kathy staying or going is Enzo! ENZO ENZO ENZO! He WANTS Kristin out! He knows Kathy can be taken out at any point. He WANTS WANTS WANTS Kristin out! He has to know that Kristin is another way for Hayden to get to the final 2. He has to eliminate other people's multiple chances to getting to the final 2. He has to keep all his multiple choices on getting to the final 2. Lane suggests keeping Kathy is good because she's a pawn they can use in the game.

WOW! Lane's backwoods women are inferior complex is in full throttle here. He says if both Hayden and Kristin are in the jury house and Lane is in the final 2 that he would get both of their votes. Saying HAYDEN WOULD MAKE MAKE MAKE MAKE KRISTIN VOTE THE WAY HE WANTED! You fucking hot sexy hunky muscled ASSHOLE! WOW! Lane is for sure that with both Hayden and Kristin in the jury house that Hayden can "manipulate" her into voting how he wants to vote. REALLY DOUCHE BAG?

UH OH! Britney just told Lane how Enzo would win against anyone. Now if Lane tells this to Enzo, who's already targeting Britney already, that Enzo will be hardcore gunning for Britney now after he hears this. Using whoever is HOH next week to target her more than anyone else.

Day 33

Morning is here! 10:40am we have Britney and Rachel talking about whether or not Britney should use the POV on Hayden. They way their options but it seems to be leaning not using it for fear that if Kristin won HOH that she would backstab and lie to then put up both Rachel and Britney. So it is agreed that Britney is NOT going to use the POV. Britney even threw it out there for Rachel to hear about how Britney would not use it if Rachel herself wasn't 100 percent sure if Kathy was going up in Hayden's place. Like if Lane was a possiblity that she wouldn't use it AT ALL.

So Britney heads downstairs to talk to Hayden to tell him she is NOT going to use POV. So he won't get his hopes up at the ceremony. Britney came into the Taj room to grab Hayden leaving Kristin and Kathy to talk in the Taj room about how POV most likely won't be used and Kathy says she is still after the couple upstairs. I guess ever since Brendon chose Andrew over her that she is out for Brendon's blood with a side of Rachel's skin.

Upstairs Brendon and Rachel talk. She fills him in on POV not being used. Somehow Brendon believes that Rachel can "bribe" her 5,000 grand she won in the POV comp to any houseguest in the house. Brendon believes that Hayden and Matt would take the money and do whatever they ask for the money! YOU WISH!

LOL! Brendon said he wants to get to Lane before Hayden does. Rachel shakes her head saying "no" that it is "impossible" to get Lane from Hayden. AGAIN Brendon has no fucking clue about people in the house. That Lane secretly HATES him and wants to fist fight him in the back alley. Brendon just is so trusting and so fucking clueless.

Since the feeds never switched to Hayden and Britney talking we never know what they talked about. A lockdown has been called outside and Rachel is very suspcious that the POV would still be used and she'd have to throw someone up last minute. Actually Rachel says that she hopes Britney didn't have time to talk to Hayden so he would be shocked that it wasn't used or blindsided.

POV has happened. Britney is in the HOH room talking with Hayden. She's telling him how she didn't have the chance to talk to him before the POV ceremony so Hayden and Kristin were shocked it wasn't used even though Britney really did toy with the idea. Britney also HATES how Kathy is acting like BEST FAKE FRIENDS with Kristin when she tells Hayden how Kathy was the one who tried to get her NOT to use the POV!!! I can't wait for Hayden to tell Kristin! BOO YAH BIATCH!

They break up and head back into the room. Hayden goes outside to talk to Rachel and Brendon. He says no hard feelings to them. This is Hayden starting to play for next week. Remember Hayden plans on getting in good with Brendon and Rachel. Using them to get information to use against them. And it will work. They will tell him things about people and he will tell those people what they said about them. Hayden is going to play the shit out of Rachel and Brendon!

Now Britney is in the Taj room retelling a whole new story to Kristin how she was FORCED to not use it. How Rachel threatened her that Lane would go up if it was used and how Kathy was not going up according to Rachel. ALL LIES! Britney is just throwing Rachel under the bus but Rachel expected it. She knows Hayden will be after her hardcore when Kristin gets evicted. Britney keeps saying how she kept asking the Diary Room for "More time" and that she had to talk to Hayden and how the Diary Room kepts saying "no" and then we get the feeds cut off.

UH HOLY SHIT OH! Outside Rachel is making it seem like Britney was the one who didn't want to use POV. That is was the other way around!

Back in the Taj room Britney and Kristin are having a SUPER GROSS MOMENT! They are hugging like they are suddenly best friends. UM HELLO BRITNEY, Kristin has been a bitch to you from the start of the game, even calling you out the week Monet was on the block! Don't you remember SHIT!?! Britney goes away and sends Kathy back in. Kathy is upset that she was kicked out of the backyard where Hayden was talking to the couple. GET USE TO IT BITCH, soon no one wants to deal with you.

Now Kristin tells Kathy how "at the last minute" Rachel threatened Britney not to use it. Kathy is floored, shocked by this. She asks Kathy what she should do. Kathy tells her to not stop fighting. Kristin doesn't want to see Hayden go but wants to stay to destroy Brendon and Rachel. That she wants to make their life in the house a living hell.

She says she has Kathy's vote to stay and Ragan's. That she will use Ragan to campaign for her to get votes against Hayden. She knows she doesn't have Lane's vote. Hayden comes back inside and says that at least gave it a "good try".

Kathy is trying to fish for information if Rachel told Britney what to do with POV or if Britney made the decision on her own. I guess Kathy wants some information to attack the couple with. He says they told him that Britney did this because it was "best for her own game".

Now Britney is telling Lane in the bathroom how Rachel forced her not to use POV and how she was threatening her with Lane's name. Lane thanks Britney with a hug for looking out for him. Great, more juice for Lane to hate Brendon and Rachel even more.

HA HA! Kristin says in the Taj room that she isn't going to wear this stupid unitard on the night of her eviction. Kathy says "surely they won't" make her and Hayden nods his head saying they will make her wear it. Kathy then says "what are they going to do, punish you", you know since she's going home and all.

Outside Enzo is telling Britney that he would have done the same thing, not used the POV. Lane is out there too. Britney is saying around the house how Rachel wanted to put up Lane and when Britney goes inside Enzo tells Lane "you see she wanted to put you up". But both Enzo and Lane realize that they would only be put up in Hayden's place to make sure Kristin was evicted. Now Enzo is on a rant about how Brendon and Rachel, that one of them is leaving next week.

So later Britney is asked by Rachel to be in a 3 person alliance and she agrees. Well so much for Hayden being in a 3 person alliance with Brendon and Rachel. Of course Britney will still backstab the couple with a sword long enough to backstab them both.

So with Kathy knowing she's going to lose her pathetic latch on partner Kathy has started working her MOJO MAGIC on Britney. Showering her with compliments, telling her she'll vote for her in the end, asking Britney to be "there" for her next week. Kathy already knows she'll be alone and what's funny is both Lane and Britney have 2 people in the house wanting to be their friends SO BADLY and they secretly joke to each other about how much they hate the people they are using in the game. Kathy... Oh Pathetic Kathy. But you know if Kathy wins HOH by some odd chance Britney will be Kathy's BEST FAKE FRIEND next week.

Day 34

So the BIG BIG news is Ragan and Rachel talked.. Yep, it got THAT FUCKING EXCITING! But here we find out that the Diary Room told Ragan that there MIGHT be an "alliance of boys" in the house! Big Brother knows the drama of the house versus the couple aka Brendon and Rachel is getting OLD super shitty fast. So it looks like the Diary Room is starting to push- no SHOVE the houseguests into the direction of the Brigade. They want the Brigade out in the open for the house to turn on them. I mean if the Brigade goes the entire season without ever getting outed I'll just be dumber just watching it happen. And can you fucking believe both Rachel and Ragan figured that the DR was trying to thrown them "off" of whatever might really be going on in the house! THEY THINK TOO DAMN HARD!

Later Enzo talks with Lane and Matt outside on the couches about next week if he wins HOH and how he'll handle nominating the couple. Telling them that he only wants "competitors" in the house and since Brendon didn't "compete" in the HOH comp that they are going up on the block. Enzo seems to want to start fights but I doubt he'll do that. He'll lose 2 votes on the jury if he's on the block against any of his boys. No one is going to treat the couple like shit for fear of losing 2 votes at the end.

Okay so I'm now watching the conversation. They both agree "they" push them in a certain direction when they're in the Diary Room. He brings up again how the Diary Room said in their exact words "alliance of boys" in the house. Neither believe it. Ragan believes LIKE AN IDIOT that Big Brother is just starting shit to create "drama". She believes that too. I don't understand why Rachel doesn't jump on this notion and runs with it. To better take the target off her and HER MAN's back. Big Brother is onto them and blasts over the speakers "You Are Not Allowed to Talk About Production".

Over in Kristin's world of gathering votes to keep her, it doesn't seem to be happening. Ragan, the two timing emotional backstabber, goes over to Kristin and literally gives her hope that she's staying and how she's meant or deserves to be her and THEN goes to Hayden and flat out tells him he's voting to keep him. Over in another part of the house Hayden has mumbled to himself how he's going to "win this game". And he will if he keeps playing a bunch of assholes who can't think simple whereas all they're doing is over thinking everything.

7:30pm. Lane and Enzo are talking on the outside hammock. Kathy, Britney and Hayden are talking on the outside couch. Lane is spilling his conversation about Kathy's "game" conversation. He's got my stomach hurting from his comments and digs at Kathy. Lane is making fun of Kathy acting like she hears everything and knows things. Enzo says that she probably is so good she knows about the Brigade and is like that "old wise woman" who knows everything.

Kathy is laughing and Enzo says for her to keep laughing, you're going to the jury house. That she thinks she is going to win this game by laying back and doing nothing. But then he says she's gotten this far doing just that and she won't be a target for the next couple of weeks.

I see Kathy has started her next BIG LAY ME DOWN game move of being at Britney's side forever and a day. Laughing at everything she says, talking with her. UGH I HATE KATHY!

8:40pm. Ragan is telling Kristin in the Taj room about the "alliance of boys". HE'S SO STUPID! He is RIGHT ON IT and still doesn't believe the "boys" are working together. He believes they get along, are friends, joke around but are not talking GAME with each other! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT! Ragan.. holy fuck.. .RAGAN! If YOU talk game with everyone else in the house don't you think 4 guy MALE DICKED friends talk game? He goes on to say he doesn't think those 4 guys who are friends, Matt, Hayden, Lane and Enzo don't have a final four to the end type deal! OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Day 35

So what's going on in Big Brother BOREDOM!?!? Well the BIG news is that finally Hayden and Lane have come together for a final 2 alliance within the Brigade alliance. But let's remember that the smarter of the Brigade alliance, Matt & Enzo, made their 2 person alliance within the alliance FIRST. They both agreed to vote for each other and take each other to the end. That Hayden and Lane were expendiable.

So now Hayden & Lane have come to an agreement that if either one of them is on the block for let's say Matt next week for some reason and POV is not used to change the nominations that Lane would vote for Hayden, if he was on the block. That if Enzo tried to get the votes to save Matt that Lane would LIE to Enzo and vote to keep Hayden, you know, if Hayden was on the block against Matt.

Other than that Kristin has been CRYING, BOO FUCKING HOO! BITCH GOING HOME! The house is not even the slightest shifting towards evicting Hayden. There has been no talk, absolutely NONE of taking out Hayden. I mean how STUPID are these people. They should be able to look at Hayden from within in the game and see him as almost impossible to win against! THIS IS THE WEEK TO TAKE HIM OUT! You keep Kristin around to make more people in the jury angry if and IF she were to get to the end. You TAKE OUT HAYDEN THIS WEEK! Fucking idiots!

9:30pm Britney and Rachel are in the HOH bathroom taking a bubble bath with mud on their faces. Laughing about Kathy and the house. Britney is SUPER DUPER HARD playing up how she's aligned with Rachel and Brendon, who's also in the bathroom sitting on a chair talking with them. Britney is pushing that Kathy be kept around until "double eviction", that she will be easy to take out around that time. Of course little do the couple knows that Kathy is only being saved until later in the game because the entire house is hoping to take out Brendon or Rachel first and second in the next 2 weeks to come.

They also figure that this week's HOH comp is Endurance because they are on lock down until tomorrow. STUCK in the house! Brendon thinks he'll last the longest again in Endurance. He bitches and moans about the last endurance HOH was geared towards little bodied people like Matt. That Brendon will somehow just last the longest in this endurance comp. Listening to Brendon and Rachel talk about the houseguests and how they'll nominate each other and turn on each other while not factoring in the top secret Brigade alliance is just useless to listen to and USELESS TO WRITE! GOD.. Brendon thinks he's so smart at this game. Listening to himself talk must give himself a hard on. I mean I'd love to see his erection and low hanging nut sac as he masturbates for some jerk off reality stars website... Sorry I'm just horny tonight.

Day 36

So another day another eviction! Kristin has been evicted from the house! FINALLY! BUH BYE EPIC BITCH! You should have played Team Couple with Brendon and Rachel before Rachel won HOH. Stupid bitch thought she could watch every last girl walk out of the house so she'd be last HO standing. GET OUTTA HEREEEEEE!

Kathy yet again gave Hayden one single vote to be evicted. Kathy just loves showing people how "moral" and up standing she is by going against what the house wants.

Kristin was told about the Brigade by Hayden himself in the goodbye messages. She didn't seem to react at all. She didn't even react to Rachel's outrageous ruthless goodbye speech where Rachel was once again poked with a stick by the Diary Room to say goodbye in a certain rehearsed way that ended with "don't you come between me and MY man!" crap.

Kristin just seemed to- ah fuck her! She's GONE! But did you see her boyfriend! WHAT A HUNK! I'll need to work on getting screencaps later.

So HOH is in fact an endurance. A giant spinning bucket of paint. Everyone is to hold onto the rail around the rim of the giant paint can bucket thing and the contraption spins. Paint, similiar to ABC's Wipeout's paint guns, are thrown and blasted at the spinning houseguests. Shit we're gonna have some pukers tonight!

On top of all that shit there's a giant brush that smacks the houseguests as they spin by AND it spews paint in their face! HAYDEN got hit SUPER FUCKING HARD in the face and he was cursing up a storm, CBS had to silence him with no audio. LOL! Brendon looked pretty good up there. The big brush looks like it'll knock off the week and small easily aka Matt, Britney and Ragan. Whoever is the first to fall off is the ONLY Have Not of the week! GO KATHY! BITCH YA GOT THIS!

Also, Julie Chen revealed that the Saboteur selected by "America" was Ragan and Enzo but Ragan won by a "slim margin" of crap on the wall. So Ragan has been offered the role and I'm sure that TWAT accepted it because whoever wins HOH will see the infamous Pandora's Box room. If they open the door they will have unleashed the Saboteur again in the house. I guess it's a good thing, we need something other than the house hates Rachel and Brendon drama over and over and over again.

And the funniest thing is Julie asked Britney who in the house she I guess has problems living with and she outed Ragan for his SHITTY SMELLY RANK FARTS! Ragan looked embarrased and I LOVED IT! You know Ragan is thinking he's going to get all types of cock and dicks when he gets out but really all he's going to get is those freaks into scat! FUCK YOU RAGAN! I hated him tonight telling Kristin in his goodbye speech how Rachel was "jealous" of Kristin. FOR WHAT? JEALOUS OF WHAT YOU TWAT? Rachel isn't the most beautiful woman to ever grace the earth but she's fun, she's happy and she enjoy's life. She even laughs at herself and could give a fuck if Britney was making fun of her with the red wig. But I still love Britney and hope Brendon leaves this week leaving Rachel to secretly team up with Britney to take out the Brigade!!! Add in Ragan and create the SUPER TWAT TEAM!

SHITASTIC FUCK! FEEDS BACK! Kathy and Enzo are the first 2 off! Brendon is OFF! And he's "fucking pissed". He's on the verge of crying and angry that this endurance wasn't made for "big feet" like his. So FINALLY Brendon and Rachel will be nominated this week! THANK BIG BROTHER GOD! I really need Brendon or Rachel taken out already so the house can refocus and shift their house hate on something else.

No one else has fallen. Rachel keeps telling Brendon "good job" and trying to make him feel better for losing yet another HOH for him and his woman. She then makes the mistake of telling him to "win the POV" and he's all BABY UPSET about it. About to throw a hissy fit. I guess he thinks if he and Rachel just don't talk about going up on the block that he and Rachel will somehow escape the block. IDIOT! HANDSOME HUNKY IDIOT!

Brendon sulks against the wall and Rachel apologizes to him for saying something like "shitty". Both now disagree on who's going home first. The houseguests are now having SUPER AMOUNTS OF FUN, no pressure this week. The entire house knows Brendon and Rachel are going up as nominees and the house just hopes neither wins POV. If one wins it then the ENTIRE HOUSE knows Kathy goes up as the "pawn". I mean this week just got so damn predictable but at least this week will be over with and done. We need to move past a show where Brendon and Rachel exist as a unit in the house. This is good. I'm not mad. I'm happy. This HAD TO HAPPEN!

LOL! Britney, Lane and Hayden are all down. TWAT KATHY is on the mat near Hayden's painted side and tells Ragan "it's just you two again". Ragan is like "are you fucking kidding me". LOL! Ragan versus Matt. Ragan is YET AGAIN going to throw HOH again. WHAT THE FUCK! Rachel keeps encouraging them both and Matt makes these "I'm bored" noises with his mouth and jokes around and eggs on the brush to hit him.

Ragan says he's better at questions and wants to be able to play in the next HOH. Ragan says he still wants to play more. He did say something about Kathy. Ragan says he can't see anything out of his googles and how "weak" he is. Matt is just having a ball up there. He says he can see everything and says "dude I'm not going no where" and he says he's like Babe Ruth calling out how he's going to win "this".

Are you fucking kidding me. Kathy is hugging Hayden like he's her son. Now Ragan is telling everyone he's going to fall forward and is ready to quit. But he doesn't quit just yet. Enzo asks if they are doing good and Matt says he's like 'fucking steel" up there and thanks Lane for his workouts that apparently kept him in good shape to be up there for so long.

Matt is now "blind" from the paint, just like Ragan. They figure they've been up there for 45 minutes now. Ragan tells Matt that he's ready to jump. Matt tells him to do what he wants. The paint can spins faster and faster. Ragan let's everyone know that he's going to jump and once again asks how he should fall. WHAT THE FUCK, IS THIS DEJA VU? Didn't all this already happen?!?! Matt even at one point before Ragan is about to fall dangles one foot off while he's holding on just because he can.

So Ragan is officially off and Matt wins HOH for the 2nd week in a row. So Ragan is going to get 20,000 dollars for being the Saboteur and Matt gets HOH. Plus I bet Rachel wil lover her 5,000 dollars to not be nominated and Matt will accept it but then probably backdoor her and keep the money. This week is so going to destroy Brendon and Rachel's ego this week. IT MUST BE DONE!

All right bitches. I'm OUTTIE! Unless something amazing happens tonight like Matt wants his dick sucked by Rachel AND Brendon so that neither go up on the block then I'll be down for reporting that. The rest of the night is predictable. Brendon bitching and moaning around the house. The house enjoying a week of safety knowing that either Brendon or Rachel are going home this week. Hayden enjoying his "revenge" through his boy's nominations.

But what has got me wondering is will Matt go after Brendon and Rachel. Part of me thinks he won't. Whoever puts both Brendon and Rachel on the block will lose their votes in the jury. Matt is making sure he has more than enough votes. Him nominating both Rachel and Brendon would piss them off because they think they are good with Matt thus becoming angry with him and hopefully threaten him they won't vote for him to win in the final 2.

That would be my card. That you are going to lose both of our jury votes. The house gets our jury votes because of this week. Throw that money in Matt's face that he could lose it because of 2 votes. Scare the FUCK out of him. But Matt probably won't care because his ego is out of control and he'll believe he'll have 5 votes in the jury to win and 2 against him. Rachel and Brendon are going up. It HAS TO BE DONE! SO SHALL IT BE DONE!

7pm in the storage room. Enzo, Matt and Hayden celebrate and Matt tells them EVERYTHING that Ragan said. It's official, Matt is using Ragan like so many other men have. Ragan is pathetic. Always and forever. Enzo loves how Brendon was shaking on the paint can and how he fell off so easily. Rachel walks in with Brendon into the storage room and the talk stops. Matt leaves and Brendon is quick to start bitching about how the competition was geared towards "someone small". Enzo agrees with him and love to play Brendon's BFF in the house. Enzo is loving that Matt is going to get the couple's voting blood on his hands and Enzo gets out of this with a friendship halo on his head. Brendon says his legs were shaking the minute he got on it. So much for him telling Britney and Rachel last night that he was going to "win it". DUMBASS.

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July 27, 2010

Big Brother 12 | 30, 29, 28, 27, 26

Day 26 through 30

Day 26

Looks like Enzo and Lane are thinking about getting Andrew out this week. Can Enzo make the house into voting out the person who he thinks deserves to go? It worked week one. Enzo tells Lane outside when they are working out how he's thinking "clearly" now and how Andrew has to go. Enzo then makes a joke about how this week's "power move" is that four guys had to come together to take out KATHY! LOL!

Later Lane goes up to the HOH room with Matt to tell him about the idea of getting Andrew out. Matt doesn't seem so keen on it and points out that if they as a house want to get out Brendon and Rachel that they need someone like Andrew who's good in comps to make sure that they go home whereas Matt believes Kathy can't win shit... like ever! Lane backs down and says he doesn't know what to do when downstairs he was all about keeping Kathy to Enzo.

Over in the downstairs bathroom Ragan is super whispering to Rachel and Brendon about how this week's HOH may be an eliminator type. Where 2 people start off and both have to answer a question first the fastest quickly and if they are correct get to eliminate the person they are up against plus put up 2 people to go next to be eliminated. If that's the HOH this week then Brendon and Rachel don't have a good chance of winning. Well maybe they do. Maybe the rest of the house is so hard up on getting the couple out that they buzz in and answer incorrectly thus eliminating themselves and letting Rachel and Brendon get to the final round together!

Ragan tries to go over a stragety on how and who to pick if this week's HOH is that comp. Outside Kathy is BITCHING AND MOANING about the couple and Matt and Kristin is listening in, can't tell though if Kristin is loving these Kathy "you know what I'm saying" chats.

As the midnight hours continue we find the Brigade trying to meet up to talk about voting Andrew out but everyone keeps interrupting them. Matt has a talk with Ragan and Britney in the HOH room and Matt finds out that Britney is pushing for Andrew to be evicted. He tells this to Enzo and Lane later downstairs and Enzo is all about pushing how the Brigade has to get out Andrew this week and how much of a joke they are if they take out Kathy this week.

OHHHH MYYY FUCCKINNNGG GODDDDD! Kathy and Kristin talk and Kathy is now on the band wagon of hating Rachel and Brendon. How Rachel telling others in the house about Hayden and Kristin are a couple is done to make sure the target on their back is now on Kristin and Hayden. BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES KATHY EXPECT THEM TO FUCKING DO? I mean Kristin and Hayden are fucking making out all the time in their bed at night! They are a "couple". GOD Kathy, and if you think you're going to get in tight with them you're a fucking third wheel BITCH. Can't stand this woman anymore! Kathy trash talks the Brendon and Rachel hoping America does in fact hate them too.

Morning comes and goes. Brendon and Rachel start the day off outside talking about how they are going to handle next week and Enzo. Brendon still is completely unaware of how tight Enzo, Matt, Lane and Hayden are. How he believes Enzo is supposely getting upset with the guys in the house aka Matt, Lane, Hayden. Rachel and Brendon continue to be absolutely clueless about the house alliances. They just need to keep winning to stay alive because seriously they suck at reading people in the game.

Later Kathy talks with Hayden and Lane about about how if she stays she WILL go after Rachel and Brendon next week. How Andrew won't if he stays. How if and that's a big IF she wins HOH that she will just put up Brendon and Rachel. She won't make any deals with them at all and just do it. But I remember when Rachel won HOH, that night after she got her HOH room Kathy was all up in Rachel's room all the time, telling her how "proud" she was of Rachel for winning. Kathy is the type of player I hate. The ones that go with the power of the week. I mean it's a good game play for some but I hate watching people do it and I HATE KATHY!

Later Lane and Hayden talk about how Lane wants to kick Brendon's ass outside the house in a real life drinking bar environment. Hayden and Lane don't think America likes Brendon and Rachel at all and how Hayden calls them "disgusting". I just don't get it. I mean they suck as game players but I personally don't think Rachel and Brendon are horrible human beings. They are happy people who have educated themselves, have made something out of themselves outside this game and are hated for their ambitions, goals and life choices. WHATEVAS!

Interesting. Matt talks with Ragan later in the afternoon about how he wants to keep Brendon and Rachel in the house longer. He's trying to trick Ragan into keeping the couple around longer so they can be taken out with the back to back double evictions or fast forwards but really Matt wants Brendon and Rachel both in the jury house as votes for him to win. Simple as that.

POV ceremony comes and goes and POV is not used. Brendon and Rachel are safe for the week and either Kathy or Andrew goes. It seems Andrew made the POV ceremony a huge ordeal. He at first MADE Kathy talk to Brendon first about him using it on her. She didn't like that AT ALL. Then Andrew made his long winded blunt speech where he took jabs at Matt, Brendon and Rachel. Apparenlty Rachel hated Andrew's words and digs at her. Basically everyone was just stunned at the speech.

Soon after the POV ceremony Andrew goes up to the HOH room to talk to Matt. Matt flat out tells Andrew that the house thinks Andrew won't go after the couple in the house and that is the reason why the house is starting to flip on Andrew and wanting him out.

Downstairs Britney and Hayden believe Andrew was faking the hate on Brendon and Rachel from Andrew during his POV speech. That Andrew is trying to hard to hate them. UH OH! Kristin also feels Andrew's speech and Rachel being upset at the POV ceremony was bullshit. She wants Andrew OUT! And can you believe this TWAT told Andrew the day he was nominated that she felt he "deserved" to stay in the house. That she was voting for him and was going to talk to Kathy just to be nice and all. That she WANTED Andrew in the house. GOOD LORD I want to see the speech already! Wednesday can't come fast enough!

OHHH SHIT! Andrew walks into the doubel bed room and gives Rachel a kiss on the LIPS- No I'm kidding but he does kiss her on the cheek talking quickly with her and Brendon about Rachel "over acting" to Andrew's speech of hate directed towards them. So Andrew did try too hard and little does he know that the house is onto them three.

HOLY SHIT KATHY IS A BITCH! Ragan confided in her that he can't turn on Rachel and Brendon so quickly because they were there for him when he was at some shitty low moments in the house. That they were there to help him out. She takes it in and then tells Kristin that Ragan is not willing to go against Brendon and Rachel. WHAT THE FUCK KATHY! Bitch is straight up playing HARD! Hope she can handle Brendon and Rachel in her face yelling at her for being a cunt. Bitch wanna play like a TWAT she better be able to handle the hard game back in her face.

HOLY FUCK! Today is just getting crazy! Still no fights but I think everything happening today is going to snowball into some kind of a confrontation. Hayden and Kristin now believe that Andrew was the one who started talking about their "relationship" in the house. It's TRUE! He told Kathy first but Kathy has still failed to tell anyone that Andrew told her about them being a couple. Both have made a decision to evict Andrew this week.

UH FUCKING OH! Andrew just lost another "promised" vote. Ragan tells Matt that he will vote to evict Andrew. Not sure why. I guess because he's sensing the rest of the house is. Remember Ragan talked to Andrew the night he was nominated and told Andrew in the Cabana room that he was voting to evict Kathy and how Ragan wants people who "geniunely" want to stay in the house and play. That Kathy was doing nothing in the game. BUT NOW Ragan is going back on his word, just like Kristin. I mean what's the point of telling people you're going to vote to save them this week and then vote against them without telling them to their face? Kinda evil but I like it. That's Big Brother!

HA HA! Rachel is telling her MAN that she is voting to keep Kathy. That she doesn't want Andrew in the house. Man, Rachel loves Britney and Kathy, both want her out. She hates Kristin who also hates her too. I just wish everyone would stop hating each other behind the scenes and just start hating each other to their FACES! Here we also find out Andrew was working with Brendon during the POV comp and whispering him hints during the comp! WTF? Andrew and Brendon must be the life long friends, if they do indeed exist in the house. Eager to see if this reveals itself on the POV comp on the show.

8pm we find Kristin and Kathy talking in the downstairs bathroom. The new BFB's of the house aka BEST FAKE BITCHES Kristin and Kathy talk about who they think the power in the house is. Kristin is dead on saying how she believes Matt is in control this week. Kathy dismisses that and says something about how she thinks Matt is in with Rachel and Brendon somehow. STAMP LOSER ON KATHY'S FOREHEAD!

Kristin is now talking with Matt in the big double bed room about what else.. BRENDON AND RACHEL. How Kathy is concerned why Matt didn't put up the couple right away. Kristin is using Kathy as a reason for asking Matt why didn't you put them up in the first place and Matt basically says he didn't want them to play for veto. Kristin admits that she was leaning towards Andrew at first but not anymore. She also wants Matt

Kristin is sooo pissed that "week after week" Rachel and Brendon are just having all the breaks and getting. Kristin says she has to no longer be in the "background" anymore and has to start saying what she feels. Matt is scared that next week everyone is not worried about winning HOH because they figure someone will to take out the couple. NOW Kristin says she's MUTHA FUCKING praying to GOD himself that she win HOH.

Matt loves how next week Brendon and Rachel will be so "desperate" and how they will do anything to survive in the game. Kristin loves how "it's all working out this way" with Andrew leaving, this is somehow a stab at the couple getting Andrew. Kristin can't wait for Brendon and Rachel to see their plan on keeping Andrew, more so Brendon's plan, "FAIL".

That's funny TWAT because this week's plan to get out either Brendon and Rachel FAILED! Kristin says she wants to not say anything this week to "them" until "it's time" meaning if someone other than the couple wins HOH. Kristin then tells Matt that she will LIE to Andrew to tell him that he vote still is for keeping him when really Matt knows what she's really going to vote. TWAT!

Matt says that "five people" have come to him to tell him how it's bullshit that Andrew is against Brendon and Rachel and that those five people are voting out Andrew. Kristin wants to be told to "work harder" if she needs to to make sure Andrew leaves.

Matt finds out from Kristin that even Kathy now wants Brendon and Rachel on the block. He's surprised by this and says "whoa, good for Kathy" and how she's got "balls" now. But then Kristin says how Kathy has little to no shot of actually winning HOH but then says that her, Hayden or Kathy has to win HOH. WHATEVER BITCH.

I'm so at the point already for a double eviction, let the fuckign house have their way, take out Brendon and Rachel back to back and then just let them finally GO AFTER EACH OTHER without always bringing up the couple!

9pm Kathy is talking with Kristin and Hayden in the double bed room. About what else? Brendon and Rachel! Kathy, in her own delusional world, is thinking how Brendon and Rachel are after her hardcore and how they want her out so badly becuase she knows so much about what they want in the house and who they're after crap. Kathy is pointing to the ceiling about how she was up there all week during Rachel's HOH and knows "everything". Kristin thinks Kathy should tell people Wednesday about how she knows "everything" about the couple but really, who gives a fuck. Everyone except Ragan wants Brendon and Rachel up on the block next week. Hayden leaves up to the HOH room to talk with Ragan.

HA! In the HOH room Ragan and Hayden are talking. Ragan is ONTO Kathy's BULLSHIT comments about how Brendon told her to her face how he's not voting for her. Ragan is pushing how he likes the couple and how they helped him and he's basically pushing for Kathy's eviction maybe? Hayden now says that he thinks Andrew and Brendon are "life long friends" or in an "alliance" keeping it under the wraps. Ragan now says he's voting for Kathy to stay in the house. Then he goes on about how he would like to be treated in the house and BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Day 27

Well the day has been super boring! Nothing much going on. Big Brother After Dark was the MOST BORING episode that there ever was. Same ol' shit. Brendon and Rachel make out everywhere. The house wants the couple to be on the block together next week. Kathy continues to be a big BITCH the more power she feels she has in the house. Enzo continues to be nice to Kathy to her face but trashes- no rips her a new asshole with words behind her back. Talking about how she'll be the first member of the jury.

If Brendon and Rachel do indeed go back to back and Andrew is already out of the house it seems Kathy will be the next big target. But little do they know that someone is coming back into the house. NOT EVEN MATT IS AWARE THAT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN! He never really talks about it.

6:45pm Matt and Lane talk while they play pool... doing what else... talk about Brendon and Rachel! Matt is sooo jealous of them and hates them so much that his evil black heart wishes that next week Brendon gets evicted and right after he leaves that Rachel is so "distraught" that she leaves or DOR's. Voluntary exit. "kill two birds with one stone". Lane is confident that Brendon and Rachel won't win HOH this Thursday.

9:30pm Lane is outside with a rope and using it to rangle up some items with his cowboy hoop thing. He's so hot doing cowboy stuff. The entire house is boring as usual. Kristin is in the kitchen getting some wine with Matt. Matt is laughing about his talk with Andrew and how Andrew just makes up weird shit like how Andrew says if Matt keeps him in the house that Andrew will "release" information. Matt says he told Andrew to just tell him but Andrew says he can't. It's stupid of Andrew.

Upstairs in the HOH tub Rachel and her newest BFF Britney are enjoying a bubble bath. Kristin is downstairs with her boys loving her walking around a house with just men. Oh yeah, Kathy is outside too but she's laying down annoying the fuck out of me. FUCK HER. Kathy has told the couple hating side of the house that she is annoyed with Brendon and Rachel, always comparing them along with the house to Jeff and Jordan from last season. To be fair Brendon and Rachel compare themselves to Jeff/Jordan. FUCK even Hayden and Kristin compare themselves to Jeff and Jordan. NO ONE IS JEFF AND JORDAN. Enough with dragging their names through this shitty season!

Another big BIG development in the house is Hayden TRUSTED telling Lane about how if Lane was up on the block against Kristin and Hayden had won POV that Hayden would pull off Kristin!!!!!!!!! WHAT? I'm sure it was to "hide" the Brigade's alliance but still... Lane didn't like hearing that. So what does he do! HE TELLS MATT! Matt doesn't like hearing that either. Looks like Kristin aka Yoko Ono is going to destroy the Brigade!!!! A bomb from within!

Back upstairs Rachel and Britney are trashing Kristin, mocking what she wore earlier and how she talks! LOVE the new mean girls, even though Rachel claims she isn't a mean girl. Now they talk about a pathetic debate with the boys downstairs about how a man asking a woman for a pre-nup is just so BAD. Britney and Rachel bond over their view that asking a woman to sign up

Now Rachel points out how "what the fuck is up" with Kathy and Kristin being new BFF's in the house. Britney points out how Kathy is treating Kristin like she treated Rachel last week. Britney points out how Kathy "helped you unpack your suitcase". FUCK YEAH! Britney is throwing Kathy under the fucking bus by telling Rachel that Kathy told her some shit about how when Rachel rolled her eyes to Monet at the first POV ceremony that that was a preview on how Rachel really is. Rachel then says Kathy talked "shit" about Britney but doesn't say exactly what she said.

Britney sees through Kathy's bullshit. So does Rachel. Now Britney says that if Kristin gets HOH that we're "fucked". Now Britney is spilling to Rachel how the house is voting to keep Britney over Andrew! BIG NEWS to Rachel who will tell Brendon. Enzo and Matt wanted Andrew leaving to be like this big shocking news event thing to fuck their HOH chances. But not anymore.

LOL! Rachel refers to her and Kristin friendship last week as "fake friends"! Neither can understand why Kristin likes Hayden so much. Now Rachel throws Kristin under the bus with Britney how Kristin was using Rachel to get out Monet and how Kristin says she controlled Hayden's vote. Rachel says now "fuck her" about Kristin!!! HA! Britney now brings up how Kristin said "Thanks Rach" at the POV ceremony during Rachel's HOH week.

Now Rachel points out how Kristin is now suddenly cutting all the guy's hair and how she's just "too cool" for the girls in the house. They both trash her skin now and her clothes and her boobs. Rachel is LOVING having a female friend in the house... again. Now she points out how Kristin "scratches" Ragan's arm and Kristin's fake "giggling". Both are LOVING trashing Kristin. It's like they've been holding onto this for a week and both have been waiting to vent to someone without fear of it getting back to Kristin.

Both agree Kristin wants to be last girl standing this week. They are just going AWF on attackig every single aspect of Kristin. Her beliefs, her interests, her style of talking, their conversations with her from week one, LOL! Britney feels like she "tried" to get to know Kristin, how Kristin just hated Britney from the start. Rachel calls Kristin "just too cool for school".

Rachel is LIVID that when Brendon won POV that Kristin didn't really thank them properly and how Kristin is upset that "one of her best friens are leaving the house". About how obvious Kristin is upset with Kathy or Brendon leaving. Rachel is pushing for Kathy to leave now and points out how after she told Kathy she was voting to keep her that she ended all talks with Rachel but was also upset how Brendon wouldn't vote for her to stay.

Downstairs Matt has pulled Kristin into the double bed room to talk about what he hopes will happen with Rachel and Brendon next week. How if they get Brendon out that Rachel will leave with him giving the house a double eviction and how Matt would just love this. Really Matt? You're saying this as you hoping Big Brother will just let this happen. You know they'll talk to Rachel all week if Brendon and her are on the block and talk her into staying, giving her hope that he may come back with America's Vote. Sorry Matt, she ain't walking!

Matt is outside now with Hayden and Lane spilling his odd weird chat with Andrew in the HOH room. Lane smiles big as he can't believe what he's hearing about Andrew. Andrew is outside now with Brendon and the talk stops. Andrew suggests they play pool where the winner gets to punch the loser in the face. Lane smiles laughing loving this idea because he secretly wants to kick Brendon's ass. Matt says something smart ass knowing he'd get his face punched the fuck in. Of course they're not actually going to do this.

Day 28

Well I've been gone at work for so fucking long that I've missed 12 plus hours of Big Brother live feeds. But I did catch the, what I like to call, pathetic FIGHT between Andrew and Kristin.

When Andrew was first put on the block he was told by people, including Kristin and Ragan, how safe he was and that he "deserved" to be there over Kathy. But something went wrong. Andrew started playing it up too hard how he hated Brendon and Rachel. Kathy was doing the same thing but for some reason she got to hate the couple that she so loved last week. But Andrew, everyone expects he is in a secret alliance with Brendon and Rachel, so he's just fucked. He sort of secretly hates Rachel but really there's not much he can do about it.

So anyway. Andrew confronted Kristin in the double bed room. Here he voices his opinion about how he feels things have changed and how he feels like no one is talking to him, including his other secret alliance with the other couple in the house, Hayden and Kristin. He brings up how they have not gone up to him to talk to him, to reassure him that everything's okay. Kristin for some reason takes offense to this...

Oh wait, earlier, just before this chat/fight, Andrew was in the bathroom and made some comment about how no one was talking to him and Kristin was there and she took it personally and felt he was taking a jab at her without really directly saying her name. Soon after they meet up in double bed room to meet/chat/fight.

Back to the pathetic fight. So Kristin starts getting frustrated with Andrew coming at her the way he is and how she told him upstairs how she is going to be talking with Kathy. How Kathy is her "Friend" and is in "need" of her. REALLY BITCH? No TWAT! You are only attaching yourself to her because you feel like complete shit for telling Andrew one thing in the week and then changing your mind later in the week and then trying to avoid the "problem" that YOU fucking help create YOU BITCH!

So now Andrew is basically pointing out how she spends ALL her time with Kathy and Kristin tries to put it back on Andrew how he has to also talk to her and that it's not her fault if he feels a certain way because somehow it's not her responsiblity to talk to him and make him feel better. It goes back and forth and Kristin is the one that starts raising her voice repeating for the 1,000th time how she told Andrew she was going to be "there" for FRIEND Kathy.

Then the fight ends because Rachel comes into the room wearing only a towel. She interrupts it and Andrew leaves. Kristin says to Rachel how she's "pisssseeedd" and how her and Andrew just "went at it" when they really didn't.

So afterwards to make a long boring day short, Andrew cries here and there in the house, Brendon suggests that Andrew apologize to the house, he does and Kathy and Kristin, the new TWATS of the house, believe Andrew was faking tears to gain sympathy votes over Kathy. How dare anyone try to go against Kathy! FUCK YOU KATHY!

Later we find Kathy outside pathetically defending herself to Enzo about Andrew being upset how Kathy has been campaigning against her when they both said they wouldn't against each other. You see Kathy has made it seem like she hasn't campaigned AGAINST Andrew meaning she hasn't trashed him WHICH SHE HAS and she goes on to tell Enzo that she campaigned to keep herself in the house... which is BASICALLY CAMPAIGNING AGAINST ANDREW YOU DUMB TWAT! You then tells Enzo that if people want to look at it different they can and she can't control that. BITCH. I just want her to be fucking honest in what she's doing. She's such a bitch!

7:30pm Britney hugs Andrew in the bathroom and tells him in the last day and a half of his time here that he can talk to her. That she knows how he feels being on the block. Really? She was only the block for about a day and a half before she won POV. But fine, she was on the block. But it's funny because Britney pretty much hinted he only has a day and a half left.

Kathy is in the kitchen with Kristin. Making small talk with her. She walks away leaving Kathy looking outside. Andrew comes into the kitchen and she asks him if he's okay. He says no but that he'll be fine. She asks twice if she can give him a hug and he accepts one from her. She basicaly says something like "I'm right there with ya" meaning like she knows what he's going through, well not anymore at least. At the beginning of the nomination week Kathy did feel like she was going even once telling Andrew she might as well tell everyone to vote her out because she knew how he was staying.. at first anyways.

Also Rachel and Kristin were measuring their bitch dick's in the kitchen while the houseguests listened. They were comparing their "Rich man" dates and how these men splurged on them. Brendon of course doesn't want to hear this and leaves. Later about 7:30'ish pm Kristin is telling Rachel in the double bed room that some guys don't want to hear their mates ex-dates. But Rachel says Brendon always talks about his ex girlfriend all the "fucking" time.

Hayden comes in and Rachel talks about how Hayden has like 3 drawers in the double bed room. He offers her one and she says no and how she doesn't know what will happen "next week" meaning she could win HOH. I'm sure Hayden didn't like hearing that and will most likely spread it around soon enough.

Now Hayden finds out through Rachel's mouth how they, meaning her and Brendon, will vote tomorrow. She basically says Brendon is voting for Andrew, meaning to keep him. Hayden quicky tries to find out why and she says something about how Brendon wants to keep a "good competitor" in the house to help him. Hayden says "he figured that". But Rachel tries to say how Brendon is pissed off for being a Have Not for 2 weeks in a row.

Now she talks about how Brendon has trashed Kathy and how she just lays around everywhere, eats everything, does nothing in the house and how he doesn't know why she's even here, what the fuck, she's in "camp" or something. She then says she will probably vote how he wants to vote. Both agree they "like" Kathy and Hayden acts as if he doesn't know how he's voting. He's just using Rachel to extract information to spread around the house.

Day 29

So Day 29, the day Andrew gets evicted. The day Brendon and Rachel DO NOT win HOH! The day the Brigade think they have control. The week will end with either Rachel or Brendon getting evicted and then... AND THEN Alison Grodner brings either Rachel or Brendon BACK into the house with their magical bullshit "America's Vote" on which houseguest comes back into the house. This couldn't have worked out any better for Alison Grodner. They house who's main storyline is to go after Brendon and Rachel will continue well after this week with both of them possibly getting into the Jury House.

I fucking can't wait to see Lane's face when either Brendon or Rachel are brought back into the house. I just don't see any chance of Annie, Monet or Andrew getting a 2nd chance, NONE AT ALL! Matt won't give a fuck if one of them returns because he believes he's already in the final 2 at the end and he believes that Brendon and Rachel will both vote for him to win because of his "sick" wife.

Now from what I watched last night around midnight was Brendon in the HOH room trying his hardest to turn Ragan, Britney and Rachel against Kathy and trying to get them to see Kathy is a waste to keep in the house. But they pointed out how Andrew will tell Brendon one thing and then tell everyone in the house something completely different and how Andrew can't be trusted. Ragan gets a little bit upset when Brendon keeps trying to push how "hard" it is for them in the game and Ragan like a DRAMA QUEEN tries to put it out there how bad or how hard it is for all of them. REALLY RAGAN, REALLLY BITCH?

Ragan you got it soooo fucking easy. No one is even thinking of targeting you now. No one! Lane did for a bit but he is no longer targeting you right away, I mean he may soon just because you're gay. Lane claims to have gay friends back home but I doubt it.

So Rachel tried to make Brendon realize that it is a lost cause. So Brendon gave up. Britney and Rachel basically really are friends in the house now. It seems from this 4 person pow wow that Ragan, Britney, Rachel or Brendon will not put either one of them up.

Now what's fucked up is Matt comes up to the HOH room and takes a "shower" but really ease drops on the conversation. Rachel feels like Matt can be trusted as does Ragan. They have no idea Matt is a lying douche bag and has a solid alliance that doesn't include either one of them. Basically Ragan and Rachel are votes for him in the jury. that's it. I'm even scared to think Matt has this game won. But the only person he would most likely not win against, even with a "sick" wife is Hayden. If Hayden keeps playing the "I'm good friends with everyone" card he could make it to the end and win against anyone.

I want Matt to turn on Hayden, feel threatened by Hayden and create a plan to take him out! I want Matt to be the one that picks apart his own alliance. Sending his own alliance members into the jury house without them knowing he was behind their evictions would ensure his jury votes building up in the jury house. Then and only then if he does that I'll think he truely is a viral to the one and only Doctor Will.

The Live Show has come and gone. Andrew has been evicted with an 8 to 0 vote. Andrew's last ditch "30 second" speech was AMAZING! He used this time to EXPOSE Hayden and Kristin as a couple, goes after Kristin mostly about how she hates the Britney talks, how she believes she has Ragan and/or Hayden are in her "back pocket". He said a whole other bunch of crap but the best thing was after Kristin, Rachel and Britney had voted to evict Andrew, Julie Chen said that they were going for a commerical break and Andrew was already fighting against with a highly angry Kristin and a somewhat bothered Hayden.

When they came back the argument had stop. OH I loved when right after Andrew said his speech Kristin started in with "lies, all lies" crap and Julie Chen PWNED Kristin by telling her this was NOT her time to talk. JULIE IN CONTROL BITCHES!

So right after Julie Chen announces Andrew is evicted Andrew starts saying goodbyes to everyone and he skips Kristin who gets up and GLOATS that he's leaving with an 8 to 0 vote. Andrew leaves and goes and sits with Julie. Kristin is inside laughing, having the biggest damn smile on her face, thinking Andrew gone and now Brendon and Rachel are next back to back. She is loving BB life!

Really quick, in the exit interview with Julie Chen she tells Andrew that Matt's wife's sickness was a LIE! WTF? Well I guess no one is coming back. The show also announced that another Saboteur offer would be given this week with Pandora's Box. If they person takes it they have to do the job for 2 weeks and will get 20,000 bucks. Not sure what happens if they deny the offer.

So back to the show. HOH comes and by random draw earlier today Hayden is up against Britney. It's the eliminator HOH comp. They hear a question and then have to buzz in on which the answer is, HOH, POV or Have Not. So the first question Hayden beats Britney. He then puts up Brendon and Rachel together! Rachel beats Brendon and she is THIRSTY FOR REVENGE!

Rachel happily throws up Hayden and Kristin. Kristin takes out Hayden. Kristin calls up Kathy for some fucked up reason, her new BFF, and then calls Rachel! Kathy answers incorrectly thus letting Rachel win the round. Rachel puts up Kristin and Enzo up. Well you know Enzo is just going to throw the HOH out the fucking window so he lets Kristin win. Kristin is mean girl and calls up Rachel with... RAGAN! Ragan loses against Rachel which means Lane goes up against Krisin again! Kristin just flat out showed who her real friends were by letting Lane get to the almost last round making sure Ragan went up against Rachel. BITCH.

Rachel then beats Ragan and Lane goes up against Kristin. After Julie Chen asks the next HOH question Kristin takes SO long to answer that I believe Lane was trying to let Kristin win but Julie said that if both take too long to answer that both will be eliminated giving Rachel the HOH. So Lane answers the question correctly preventing that. He ELIMINATES Kristin! I jump for joy and now DUMBASS LANE has to go up against quick buzzer in Rachel!

Rachel answers the last question correctly while Lane takes a lifetime to go over the question again and again in his head and Rachel is HOH for the 2nd time this season! Lane is left on the podium while Rachel rushes over to Brendon and throws herself in his muscled gorgeous arms. She's now almost crying at winning. Kristin watches as others group around them to congratulate her. FUCK YOU KRISTIN!

So in the last moments of the live show Julie Chen lets us see what's happening in the house outside and here we find Rachel and Kristin going at it. Hayden a little bit involved. But the fight is mostly between the girls. Everyone else is staying out of it... for now at least. Rachel makes it seem like she didn't know who she was going to put up but after Kristin raises her voice defending how her and Hayden weren't making out last night that she knows she and Hayden are going up on the block. Kristin says "I"m not stupid" and Rachel thanks her for making her make a decision on who is going up.

So after a short amount of time the feeds are back up! I got a load of shit to cover. Here we go.

We find out a bigger fight was had outside between Kristin, Hayden versus Brendon and Rachel. Everyone else stayed out of it. Apparently Hayden and Kristin are denying being a couple and said Andrew lied about them making out the other night. They know they're lying and trying to hide their FUCKmance and are loving that no one believes Andrew. Hayden apparently said something "mean" and apparently Brendon got in Kristin's face about being "fake".

The houseuguests go inside the house and move about. Rachel mentions outloud how this win was for Andrew... the guy she didn't like in the house but WHATEVAS! So Brendon is the first to fucking apologize to Hayden about the fight outside. Hayden accepts it and apologizes right back. PUSSIES!

Kristin escapes into the Cabana room. Her TWAT friend Kathy and Hayden go in to console her. Hayden does mention about how Brendon made him so mad that he wanted to punch him or fight him right then and there. The fight must have been awesome. Too bad we'll get a dumb down version of it on TV aka Family Hour! Kathy is also back to trashing Brendon and Rachel. Kathy has apparently sided with the new "hot" couple of the house.

Minutes later Hayden talks with Rachel in the double bed room, or what I should be calling the Taj room. So from now on the double bed room is the Taj room. Here Hayden tries to apologize for the fight outside and talks how good Kristin is. Rachel AIN'T BUYING IT! She's all about how Kristin went after her over and over again in the HOH comp. She also brings up how Hayden had the choice to not go after her and Brendon but he did.

Here he tries to pull shit out of the air to make it all better. First he says he did it because of what Andrew said. She is quick to point out that this has NOTHING to do with Andrew. That what Andrew said gave Hayden no reason to put her and Brendon up in the HOH comp. So that didn't work so he goes to his next grab out of the air thing. He says was told that Brendon and Rachel were coming after her, which is true but she lies and denies it. She asks who told him and for them to confront these people and he won't give names.

He then tries to deflect the hate off of him and Kristin by saying that everyone, including the people she thinks she's friend in aka Britney and Ragan, are lying to her about not wanting her up on the block this week had they won. That she basically has no friends, to hate other people more than Kristin.

She keeps pushing that Kristin is going up. Hayden brings up how much he "likes" Kristin. That she is a "good person" to which Rachel says "no, she isn't". I don't understand Hayden. He's trying his hardest to save Kristin but Rachel won't budge. She doesn't understand why the 2 couples are going after each other but they are. Hayden says he's trying not to talk her from not putting him on the block... BUT HE IS.

Britney comes in and the talk ends. Britney tells them the ouside is now open but that nearly all the furniture is gone. Over near the Cabana room where Kristin is talking with Kathy, Andrew comes in and tries to apologize and then leaves. Kristin tells Kathy she doesn't think it is "genuine" and doesn't accept it. That people shouldn't apologize and mean what they say. SURE BITCH, WHATEVAS!

Ragan comes into the Cabana room and is rubbing Kristin's leg while Kathy rubs her arm. WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID FLOATERS? Leave this sinking bitch to die on her own. Well I guess they're tending to her shitty emotional wounds in case she wins POV and stays. Ragan calls Kristin a "good person". SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY RAGAN. Idiot.

Ragan then takes Matt upstairs to talk at the chess couches. Here Ragan is pathetically still fighting for Matt in the game. I can't believe Matt has gotten Ragan to FIGHT hard for him. Ragan makes some shitty threat that if Rachel tries to go after Matt that he won't have any of it and put a stop to it. SHUT THE FUCK UP RAGAN! I hate him so much! He sucks at this game!

Minutes later Rachel is telling Brendon outside how Hayden's talk with her went really nowhere. How he is trying to get himself off the block. Inside Hayden joins Kristin in the Cabana room. Kathy has left them alone to talk. Seconds later Rachel comes in right before Hayden says he apologized to Rachel for what he said in the fight earlier. Rachel tells Kristin she's sorry for what she said and didn't mean it but Kristin interrupts her by telling her how she's not sorry and she doesn't accept Rachel's apology and how- OH WAIT. Rachel rolls her eyes and turns around and WALKS out on Kristin as Kristin is in mid sentence!

Hayden watches as his bitch of a ho is basically begging to be evicted this week. Kristin says she will never accept her apology and things will never be fine between them. Kristin feels she was "attacked" for doing nothing... um.. bitch you DO have a secret alliance slash FUCKmance with Hayden. Just another lying bitch in the house.

Kristin is left alone now in the Cabana room while Brendon and Rachel talk outside near the pool about what happened at the HOH comp and Hayden's possible lies that he's using to save himself from off the block. Brendon is basically "fuck you Kristin" and is still mad that Hayden put him and Rachel up against each other in the HOH comp. It's official. Hayden and Kristin are on the block.

Inside Hayden is in the kitchen with his GANG and Enzo is pushing it how Kristin can't win POV because if she does Lane is probably the replacement nominee. That Kristin has to go. Matt looks at Kristin and says "sorry dude, she's gotta go". LOL! Bitch is only a few feet away and Hayden's boys are telling him your HO has to go! You know Enzo, Lane and Matt are loving that Kristin is being taken care of this week so they won't have to deal with her later in the game.

I forgot to mention Matt is once again going around the house acting like he isn't safe from the block and that he's afraid he's going up. No one knows he made a deal with the couple other than him and the couple. Same ol' tricks Matt.

Hayden goes back into the Cabana room where Kathy is again talking to Kristin. Kristin goes on and on about never apologizing and then she gets up on her knees punching air and then her fist showing them how she wanted to punch Rachel in the face. So now Kristin is staying TRAPPED in the Cabana room. Hey TWAT, just go out into the house and enjoy your time in the house being this big bad bitch you claim to be! What you scared of HO!

Britney comes in and here Britney hopes that the rest of the week will go "fine" but Kristin says she won't let that happen. How Rachel picked the "wrong bitch to fuck with". Hey Kristin, win a POV and do something about it BITCH! Later Kathy gives Kristin a fucking hug! OH I JUST CAN'T, I FUCKING JUST CAN'T WITH THESE TWATS!

Later inside Britney talks with Lane, Matt and Hayden. Hayden downplays the secret alliance he had with Kristin and Andrew as being a lie created by Andrew when it really was true. He jokes about how it was called some stupid name and then Lane, who doesn't believe it, calls the secret alliance "tripod". Britney doesn't seem to believe it either. Hayden is LOVING that no one believes Andrew.

8pm outside Enzo talks with Brendon and Rachel. He's doing a damn good job getting in on Brendon's good side. Something Brendon has been hoping for. He's all about throwing Kristin under the bus. He WANTS Rachel to HATE Kristin and to keep gunning for her. He's all about Kristin leaving. He's now asking if it's true about Hayden and Kristin. They say yes! Enzo also says during the HOH comp fight that Rachel was so happy and emotional and angry that she waas getting him riled up. That Kristin was asking for someone to come to her "defense" and no one but Hayden was fighting with Rachel and Brendon. YOU ALL ALONE BITCH.

Britney comes out and is happy as fuck! She's happy because Rachel is going to get Kristin out for her! They are all about drinking tonight, playing Flip Cup game, both her and Rachel taking another bubble bath upstairs. TIME TO CELEBRATE!

9pm Kathy is talking with Rachel in the storage room. Here Rachel apologizes to Kathy again for whatever she said to her in the fight outside right after HOH. Kathy accepts her apology and continues to play both couples, going back and forth.

Day 30

So as midnight comes and goes we get another mini fight between Rachel and Kristin. You see Kristin, who has been in the Cabana room most of the night is sitting with Britney and someone else. Rachel comes in and takes a seat, a bit tipsy with liquid courage. She stares at Kristin as she stares back. Rachel gives off a few smirks and Kristin calls her out on it. Rachel calls her immature and gets up and walks off as Kristin apologizes for Rachel's childish behaviour. BORING BRENDON then makes sure Rachel doesn't do or say anything stupid and tries to calm her down.

So later in the night a tipsy Rachel gets her HOH room! Everyone goes upstairs. Lane even seems happy walking around barefoot without a care in the world. He's just simply happy. As everyone goes upstairs to see Rachel's school photos and to hear Rachel's sister's letter... well Kristin stays downstairs while everyone has fun upstairs. Kristin goes to the Taj bedroom and puts her things down on the dresser letting out a long sigh. Soon she's in bed and thinks her sleeping will make it all goooooooo away.

Later as the house leaves the HOH room Ragan is seen talking downstairs with Kristin. Still thinking Kristin is fucking nice and all, well Shitty Ragan tells Shitty Matt that he's going to put a STOP to the TWATNESS of the girls. Really? GAWD GO IN THE JURY HOUSE ALREADY! You make this show suck Ragan! All I want is a non stop bitch house fight, a chair thrown, people separated, drinks thrown all over someone in bed! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!

Still during the midnight hours Enzo is pushing that Kristin has to go. Shit, nominations hasn't happen already and Enzo is happy that this week Rachel is hopefully going to take out Kristin so he doesn't have to later in the game.

Morning comes and goes and a luxury com happens. Rachel, Brendon, Enzo and Hayden have won a movie, the new one with Will Ferrell and that ex boy band singer. Them being cops.

After some worthless conversations the nominations arrive! Feeds are cut off!

The feeds are back! Nominations have just happen! Most of the house is in the Cabana room talking about a possible night time POV comp. Kristin is in the Taj room with Kathy laying down with her saying "it's all right" and saying "don't get upset". They stare at each other. HOLY OH MY GOD SHIT! Kathy then says "why do bad things always happen to good people". SERIOUSLY SOUTHERN TWAT?

Upstairs Rachel and Brendon are talking. More so Rachel is getting talked DOWN TO by Brendon. He can't believe how awful and mean her nomination speech was. He believes Rachel was precieved as something awful. Rachel apparnetly said "bring it on"! LOL! Rachel is showing signs that she wants to be a crazy as fuck fun player. Brendon is trying to bottle her up. Rachel just stares at her and listens to him talk. She's not responding or saying anything. Just listening.

Brendon tells her that "we are not unstoppable and not unbeatable". How what she's doing is putting them back in the corner of being enemy number one. He says Hayden wasn't "happy" how she talked to them when she nominated BOTH HAYDEN AND KRISTIN! Brendon believes the house is going to hate Rachel forever and a day for her speech. WHATEVAS, done with Brendon's mouth but NOT HIS BODY!!

Hayden is now in the Taj room talking to the two head Kristin monster. Kathy lays there thinking she's third wheel in their relationship. She begs America for help with the Coup d'etat thing. Hayden is then like "well ya, whatever we are" in terms of the reason why they are on the block is because they ARE going Rachel and Brendon. It's just this week Rachel got to take the first shot. Kristin tells Kathy "at least you didn't get put up". Kathy assumes yet again that she's the CENTER OF THE HOUSE as she feels she'll be put up on the block if either Hayden or Kristin come off the block. Now they sit in silence.. .HA HA FUCK YOU THREE HA!

Hayden then says "well if you want to win the game you have to see the block some time". Very true. Hayden is already saying he can't wait to win HOH next week to put "both of their asses up there" and Kristin hopes for Double Eviction. Hayden then laughs about how the other couple won't care because they both will be in jury. Hayden wishes Brendon was sent out before the jury house started leaving Rachel to go this week and stuck in the jury house with her man. How it would have been "great". No Hayden, this RIGHT NOW, you 3 suffering is great!

Now they go over the order of the keys pulled. Brendon, Britney, Ragan, Lane, Enzo, Matt and then 2 FACED BITCH Kathy! LOOOOOSSSERRR! Back upstairs Brendon is STILL TALKING DOWN TO HER about how she acts in the house. He keeps pushing that they are seeing them as the "villian" in the house. Seriously, Will was the SUPER VILLIAN and he won his season. Mike BOOGER won his season being a douche bag. Just shut the fuck up already Brendon. Just undress and jerk off in the HOH bed.

So finally the talk of Brendon ends. She doesn't really respond to him but says twice she wants to get up to get something from the Diary Room. He almost won't let her and he then asks her to tell her to at least consider apologizing to the people downstairs. She says she'll think about it. He knows already that that means no and asks her again. She gets up and says like a little brat "ALL RIGHT I'LL APOLOGIZE". She leaves the HOH and shuts the door. Brendon gets up and says "wow".

She goes downstairs and heads to the Diary Room and then walks in and we hear her saying "Hey!" happily. She has no regrets for what she said at the nomination ceremony. She comes out of the Diary Room and goes straight into the Taj room. She tells Hayden and Kristin that she didn't mean what she said earlier and that was really just "game". She calls what she did was "game" and that it's okay if they don't believe her. Hayden says "okay" but surprisingly Kristin doesn't say a word. Rachel leaves and Kathy wonders why she did it. No one is talking for a while.

Big Brother then calls Kathy to exchange her microphone basically saying GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM. Kathy doesn't understand why she has to change her mic. She leaves and immediately they start talking. Kristin seems fine with being up on the block. That this was "bound to happen" at some point. Kristin says that earlier Rachel told her that "you are going to have to fight to stay in the house" meaning Kristin was going to be put on the block against likeable people meaning she almost has NO chance of staying if she doesn't win POV.

Minutes later Rachel is in the Cabana room with Brendon and SUPER KISS ASS Kathy comes in and tells Rachel how "good" it was for Rachel to come in there and says that. Now Brendon thinks it's like okay to go into the Taj room and talk like he's also the HOH room. He apologizes for Rachel and I can't stomach writing this. SHUT UP BRENDON! Brendon needs to be out of the damn house already!

Brendon leaves and they are left to talk. They realize that Kathy has to be the one up on the block if one of them comes off to make sure they both stay. HA HA! So much for being BFF's with them Kathy! USED AND TOSSED OUT LIKE A USED BB TAMPON!

Hayden seems upset that Rachel says she doesn't mean anything about taking personal jabs at them and doesn't believe her. He's almost trying to hold back his anger. He says that if he gets HOH next week, you know he's talking already like he's staying, that he will put her and Brendon up and take jabs that she shouldn't take it personally. She says she won't. He still doesn't believe her and she leaves to go upstairs.

Hayden then goes upstairs to follow her seconds later and then APOLOGIZES for what he was saying downstairs. Rachel then says she didn't take a personal stab. WHATEVAS! Rachel is simply saying that she wants them to "fight for it". Just like her and Brendon have been "fighting" to stay in this house. Hayden then says how other people haven't done a "single thing" in the house. Hope Rachel spreads this comment around! RAGAN!

Later Brendon and Rachel are having it out as a couple in the HOH bathroom about the way they communicate with each other and the house but mostly each other. Rachel brings up how pissed off she is with him for going around apologizing on her behalf. He admits he shouldn't have done it. Rachel wants Brendon to respect and understand what she's doing is part of HER game, not his. That he has to trust her in her bold moves and fights and decisions. This is boring. Rachel keeps harping on when she told them to "bring it on" was meant to be just directed at Hayden and Kristin and was "hilarious". Brendon keeps thinking it was directed at the entire house and he's afriad their target on their back is going to get bigger but she says their target is big enough already, that it can't get any bigger.

This conversation, debate really doesn't matter because Brendon doesn't understand how BIG of a target him and his big beautiful dick is. Oh, and Rachel too. Ohhh Rachel is getting frustrated and FINALLY SAYS IT. "You can't control me". Brendon then says he doesn't want Rachel to be protrayed as "something you're not" and she doesn't care if she's protrayed as a "bitch". She says she doesn't want people to push her around. She wants Brendon to STOP treating her like the way he is and to stop trying to box her into what he expects of her. She almost gives up throwing her head down.

Rachel finally ends it with "I really don't have anything else to say" and he says "I'm not here to argue with you" and wants to play this game with her. Rachel wants him to stop making her feel like shit for the things she does and to stop apologizing for her actions that he believes are wrong. So this talk is good because Brendon will have to be the bitch in the relationship, she will have the final word in EVERYTHING.

OH SHIT! Downstairs in the Taj room Hayden has come up with his "brillant" plan of him and Kristin going up to Rachel and Brendon and faking a "couple alliance". That KATHY HAS TO BE PUT UP IF VETO IS USED and that Kathy has to be the one taken out of the game!!! HA HA TO YOU KATHY, YOU STUPID 2 FACED BITCH! They are ready to throw Kathy and whatever the fuck she's laying on under the bus!

Kristin rolls her eyes and hates having to fake an alliance with them but she will do it if she has to. Hayden then says next week they'll win HOH next week and then put both of them on the block. Kinda hope it happens so that Brendon can be miserable and learn NOT to trust people who he thinks he can trust.

Enzo comes in and laughs and jokes with them about other stuff. What's funny as they laugh their asses off is Enzo is laughing at Kristin and saying in his mind.. "yo bitch, you gotta go, you gonna fuck my game up yo so if I have my way you're fucking out you yo!"

8pm, the houseguests are released outside after a lockdown and they find a giant wooden ball pinball-ish contraption. They are getting to practice the POV comp. This new "toy" as Enzo calls it is so large that it's like 2 Big Brother pools next to each other. It's gigantic. Enzo calls this POV about it being only about "luck". The houseguests have formed a line against the base of the contraption and are taking turns. Kathy is laying down on the contraption... JUST KIDDING!

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July 25, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 25, 24, 23, 22, 21

Day 21 through 25

Day 21

Just before midnight comes to bring on Day 21 we get a super drunk Matt stumbling around the house. The house basically chilled the fuck out after the epic house meeting. Apparently it was hilarious and the whole Matt being drunk was caught on Big Brother After Dark. I'm about to watch it. Kristin was also hammered last night. You see Big Brother gave them 4 bottles of wine and 12 beers after their house meeting, I'm guessing for a long night of fights but nothing really came out of it except Hayden and Kristin making out in their bed while upstairs in the HOH room Brendon and Rachel are making out as usual themselves.

I mean seriously Brendon & Rachel need to invite Hayden and Kristin upstairs in the HOH room, lock the door and have a makeout party for us horny live feeders! Then Hayden and Brendon can make out for me and the ladies can make out for the gross straights! Oh my horny Big Brother dreams!

So anyways, Hayden and Kristin talk during their makeout sessions. Mostly about really liking each other, like "alot" and how they suddenly don't see Brendon and Rachel as a couple being not "cute" at all. It's funny because earlier Rachel told Brendon she trusts Britney now more than Kristin and now Kristin is telling her man that she doesn't think Rachel's relationship is "cute". WTF? Bitches already turning on each other? And what's this? Hayden thinks America will "hate" Brendon and Rachel! SPOT ON BROTHER! I'm already predicting a Hayden win this season. He's just too good in with everyone. I'm waiting for someone in that gawd damn house to look at Hayden as someone they can't win against in the jury and GET HIS ASS OUTTA THERE!

Kristin also thinks Hayden shouldn't win HOH this week. Well whatever bitch. Let the house split up Brendon and Rachel. We all know Allison Grodner is putting the first 4 evicted houseguests in sequestor so that one of them can come back to play. We all know if Brendon leaves the house and somehow Rachel is still in the house that Alison will bring back Brendon just for Rachel! BELIEVE IT!

In other news of Day 21 there was a quick bleep of a scene of a metal structure being built in the backyard. It looks like the houseguests are on lockdown all day and tomorrow to prepare for what looks like an Endurance competition! Britney is sure to win this one! Brendon, not so much. His large sexy muscled body will fall from whatever comp this one is going to be.

AHHHH! Brendon and Rachel are making out heavily under the covers. Brendon calls it "chemical bonding". Kathy is in the shower and comes out in the middle of their makeout session. She knows what's happening and walks over to them and spanks them with her hairbrush for their "mama". Later she leaves the HOH room and then the BITCH MUTHA FUCKING WALKS IN without fucking knocking and then turns around quickly shutting the door seeing them still getting it on under the covers. They hear her, pull their heads up over the covers and laugh about it.

Now while some people think Rachel said "it's really hard", meaning Brendon's dick, she really kept saying "it's really hot". She even said how doing things under the blanket, that it's really hot under there. Her forehead hair is matted and stuck to her head. Sweat? Or Cum? Brendon offers to make Rachel "lunch" today and she says she wants something "else" for lunch! Brendon says "stop it" as if she's just too naughty for him. She then says "like a turkey sandwhich or something". Sure that's what you meant you lucky HO!

Right now, 4pm, the houseguest are playing a game with the spyscreen. Rachel, Brendon, Kathy and Matt are in the HOH room watching to see I guess what's different or moved in the living room, where Lane & Ragan are. Hayden and Kristin are playing chess upstairs. Andrew is on his own somewhere watching the game go on. Monet, Britney and Enzo seem to be part of the team downstairs. They have nothing better to do I guess with the long lockdown. Now the teams switch and I don't care anymore.

Day 22

So Day 22, eviction day is halfway through. Monet was evicted today with a 7 to 2 vote. Kathy ended up making up with Monet to help Britney give Monet 2 symphathy votes. But again this week Julie Chen didn't give us or the evicted houseguest any clue that they were headed to sequestor for a chance to return back to the game. ODD!

The HOH is an endurance as the house expected. This one involving surfboards that go in and out of a hole in the wall, slanted or tilted downward at a slight angle, the houseguests have to stand on them as they move back and forth into the hole. Water and wind are thrown at them, mostly wind from the side and water from the top.

Brendon and Enzo are so large in body height frame that they have to stand sideways and use the wall for support. The rest mostly are standing upright facing out at Rachel who's watching, and even Britney is facing backwards, facing the wall as to not get hit by water.

There was an issue with the feeds, a large number of people trying to get on and watch the live endurance comp play out. I was able to get in and I'm watching it now. About 30 minutes after the live show ended. Kathy, Kristin, Hayden and Lane are OUT! Britney is OUT too! I think the first five or four people to drop early in this comp were "have's" this week meaning they could eat and not have to sleep in the Have Not Bedroom. The rest staying in the competition have to either win HOH to escape from being a Have Not or if they fall from here on out they become the Have Not's for the week.

Rachel is openly giving her words of encouragement to Brendon and Ragan... ONLY! We all know why Rachel wants Brendon to have HOH, so she can suck his dick some more! I'm sorry.. KISS HIS DICK some more, she's a super angel who would NEVER has sex in the house!

Back to the comp. Matt is doing good. He's wearing jeans and a long sleeve dress shirt from his nomination chair moment and never changed. He's talking ALOT to the houseguests. Ragan is trying to talk and says that he can't look up, probably because he'll fall from distorted mind fuck. Ragan at one point laughs wanting Matt to stop talking to him becuase it seems to be fucking him up BUT Ragan keeps talking.

He even asks Andrew how if he's doing good and Andrew is quick to say YEP! OH SHIT SNAP! The Surf boards did a sudden jerk at the end scaring mostly Matt. Enzo is OUT! He's fallen! I'm sure a sign that he and Brendon's side pose isn't going to work! Enzo says he "slipped" off. Now Rachel says "good job" followed by "you got it Brendon".

The boards have pulled into the wall leaving a small part out for them to stand on. Ragan has one foot near the tip and Britney tells him to because of the tip, it's really slippery... to which everyone laughed thinking it was a sex joke. Enzo gets compliments from the others but he says "i could have done a better job" and "it was actually fun to do". Britney wonders who is going to clean all this up.

BRENDON'S MUSCLED TALL HUNKY BODY has fallen! Brendon is now sitting next to Rachel dropping f bombs hating that he'll have to eat another week of that "fucking shitty food". Rachel says she'll not eat food either this week! YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

3 LEFT! Ragan, Andrew and Matt. Brendon and Rachel have a 66 percent chance in staying another week with either Andrew or Ragan having HOH. Matt seems to be doing good. His teeny tiny body frame is working in his favor. He takes steps back and forth while a larger taller Andrew is having to work twice as hard to stay on the board, knees bent while he moves in large steps. Ragan is thin so he is able to lean against the wall and take small baby steps. Matt though can look up and around whereas Ragan can't or he'll drop.

UH OH! Andrew just dropped! Matt & Ragan are still fighting it out! Brendon and Rachel are shitting bricks now! Everyone goes inside to let them talk. Ragan is ALL ABOUT being a Have Not and letting Matt get pictures of his "sick wife". Remember Matt LIED about his sick wife to the house.

Now Ragan tries to get Matt to say that Brendon and Rachel are going to be safe this week. Ragan wants to know who the potential HOH Matt will put up on the block. Matt LIES saying Kathy is his target this week. That he'll either put up Rachel or Brendon up as a pawn. Ragan believes that either Rachel or Brendon will be evicted if up on the block. That if the "couple" would be eliminated or broken up that the house would shift to them, meaning Ragan and Matt with Ragan going home easily over Matt.

Matt hints that this is a game and that "they" are winning meaning his side of the house. Basically Matt isn't falling at any moment. Neither is Ragan. Ragan wants to talk to these people now but Matt wants to talk to them afterwards giving him room to go back on his word with Ragan. Matt then says if you want to "play it out" we will. Matt says if Kathy and Andrew are up on the block and if POV is used that "one of them are going up" meaning Rachel or Brendon. Matt says if they don't like that deal then he'll just put them both up.

Matt doesn't want to really call the couple out to talk. Ragan wants to play 15 or 20 more minutes to make it seem like they didn't make a deal. WHATEVER! That's the reason why everyone went inside. So Matt is basically getting his way this week. He and his GANG wanted to backdoor Brendon and with Kathy and Andrew up, all agreeing that POV is played and no matter who wins it uses it so that Brendon can be backdoored!!!

You know to me this week is really a waste if they are planning on going after Brendon and Rachel. You just fucking know that when Brendon leaves this week that he'll be put in sequestor and when a houseguest magically returns he'll be reunited with Rachel. When Brendon and Rachel are broken up there will most definitely be new targets in the house. If Rachel does survive the next few weeks and is still in the house when a houseguest returns.. expect Brendon to return thanks to Alison Grodner's fixed powers. I just see this happening.

Now what would be better this week is if Brendon or Rachel are picked to play POV and one of them wins it then that means both Rachel and Brendon are safe from EVICTION! So damn.. Matt and his GANG should be smarter than that. They'd be stupid not to at least put up Rachel or Brendon with Kathy or just throw them both up at once. Because if one stayed on the block against Kathy, let's say the other plays POV and wins it, saves the other than Kathy is left on the block now against Andrew, the replacement nominee. So Matt has no choice but to put both of them up NOW to ensure one of them leaves.

I love Brendon's body but I'm tired of his mouth and his "let's all play fair" BULLSHIT. Get him outta here and let Rachel thrive in the house so that Brendon can be hand delivered to her later in the game. The couple that won't die in the house! Imagine the reaction of the house if Brendon returns and he's reunited with Rachel!!! Imagine MATT'S FACE?!?! Now mutha fucker Matt, that would be great TV!

I forgot to mention that Ragan doesn't give a "fuck" about Brendon, it's Rachel who he cares about. Interesting. He told this to Matt. If Matt feels threatened by Rachel for taking HIS MAN then maybe he'll cut a bitch and get Rachel out of the house over Brendon!!!

The live feeds have been cut! We don't know what's happening. Sorry.

SUPER GROSS! Matt wins HOH! So for 2 weeks in a row, back to back surviving nominees goes on to win HOH's. Right now Rachel is trying to get in good with Matt, explaining herself to him and he's all "you broke our deal" by telling everyone how he wanted to act surprised going on the block crap. BITCH GOING UP ON THE BLOCK! I'd just be like "fuck it, put me up, I'll win POV little shit faced ugly turd". Then she can treat him like shit the rest of the week when and if she has POV necklace around her neck.

Matt just LIED saying he is alone in the house and is playing with his alliance that is his wife back home. HA! HA! Matt is definitely the evil shit turd this season. I hate Matt with passion. An EPIC PASSION!

Day 23

Well... Matt as HOH. I'm really going to hate this week but LOVE IT at the same time since this HOH week is going to be a waste with either Brendon or Rachel coming back. Of course again this would only work if either Rachel or Brendon, whoever is left from this week's death, survives to the point when a houseguest returns. Anyways... I know, enough of this shit...

So as midnight hour starts the house is just relaxing. Matt gets his HOH key just after midnight. Not sure why it took so long. Maybe because his wife was writing a last minute letter, then emailing to Big Brother so they could print it out for him to read on television.

I SWEAR. If Matt's wife LIES too about the fake disease she has and includes that lie and BIG BROTHER allows that lie to escape on through into the HOH room, I'm GOING TO FLIP MY FUCKING LID. You see Big Brother edits every HOH letter, to make sure there's no hidden clues or hints as to what's going on in the house. You know, maybe the letter will say "youre uncle Bernie is not doing so good" meaning "B" for Brendon and "not so well" meaning DON'T TRUST HIM! That type of shit. So if Big Brother helps Matt's lie become bigger than life by not editing the lie out of the HOH letter.. well... I mean it should be expected. I dont' know why I expect higher standards from anything Alison Grodner produces.

HOLY FUCK, back to the updates. So I forgot to mention Ragan cried during Big Brother After Dark. He says it was about missing his father. Can you believe he tried to hide his crying face with his arm so we couldn't see him crying. Just cry bitch. It's healthy to cry.

At one point both Rachel and Britney are looking at Monet's black and white picture on the wall. Rachel seems upset that Monet left. It's like that feeling last week when they sent Annie home and Rachel, who was on the block, ended up winning HOH. Now this week Matt, who survived being on the block, goes on to win HOH. If he wasn't here Ragan would have won and Rachel would have had no worries this week. Well, look at it this way Rachel. One of your 2 targets last week went home as expected. Matt wants either you or Brendon out and he'll get his way. Sucks to be you and your BB husband!

Oh HOLY INCEST SHIT! This just got funny. Britney is telling Lane she is FOR LIKE SURE that Hayden and Kristin are TWINS! Little does she know these "twins" are finger fucking each other's butt holes. Of course she did say she wouldn't think that anymore if she caught them kissing. LOL! Oh Britney, a jewel in a sea of rocks in that house you are!

Ohhhh snap! The GANG aka the Brigade are having their first offical power meeting in the HOH room, an hour or so after midnight. Enzo is just so excited as fuck for it. Enzo, who loves control, feels back in control and is happy as a bitch in heat. Matt makes it known he wants Kathy on that mutha fucking block. Rachel's name is tossed around as a potential nominee but Hayden is smart enough to figure out what we already know, that if Brendon plays POV and wins, will pull off Rachel and then both are safe.

Matt doesn't seem to care all that much if that happens. There's even talk about putting up Andrew next to Kathy to make sure hopefully neither Brendon or Rachel play POV.

Now what I don't understand is why Enzo hasn't decided to pull in their side alliances. You know, Enzo has no one right now, he just lost Monet. But Lane has Britney who the GANG loves to use her to their advantage, then Matt has Ragan and Hayden has Kristin. They should pull all together and make a pact that they are all safe to the end and all should target Brendon, Rachel, Kathy and Andrew. They are all safe for four weeks. Enzo, I mean seriously, do this. I thought you were this great game player. Your alliance is still hidden inside this bigger house alliance. But whatever. You'll still be the first sacrifical lamb in your "final four", You just don't know it yet!

Ragan has joined the GANG's talk and they turn the talk to making fun of Kathy. Ragan knows Kathy is going up and he joins in on them all making fun of her. Ragan.. the biggest bitch of a floater, moving where the power is. I hate those type of game players. I SPIT ON THEM!

Still as the night continues into the early morning hours we find Kristin and Hayden talking in the double bed room. Here we find a worried Kristin who is thinking what her boyfriend thinks about her new SEXMANCE with Hayden. OMG, this TWAT has a boyfriend? Well I'm betting he's getting his dick sucked right now after watching and hearing his bitch of a twat fuck around in the house. I mean it's not like they're married but seriously, break up with a dude to let him fuck around if you're planning on doing that in the house. BITCH.

Ragan and his BOYMANCE Matt talk alone in the HOH room. Undressing each other, talking softly to each other only a mere two inches away, candles lit in the background... LOL! So they're talking about Brendon and Rachel. Matt makes a comment about how he actually wants them both to make it to the Jury house so that they can have more time to be with each other. BUT I THINK he wants them both in the Jury House because they are both SOLID votes for him to win the game, that is IF he makes it the final 2. Oh Matt, winning one HOH and you think you're in the final 2 already. GOD BLESS HIS STUPID HEART.

Okay I've got to run to the cinemas to watch Inception! Be back to writing more later tonight!

Day 23 Part 2

I'm BACK! Inception is such a mind fuck. Love movies like that.

So back to the house. Before the nominations Matt brings both Rachel and Brendon to the HOH room to talk. Now we know what Matt's plan is all along. To backdoor either Rachel or Brendon. He wants a deal out of his plan that is already in motion with whoever is surviving out of the couple. He already knows in his mind that he's going to nominate Kathy and Andrew and that POV WILL be used. Once POV is used he will throw up either Brendon or Rachel. Once that's done he no longer has control over who leaves. The house itself decides who leaves. That is the impression Matt, the super genius, wants the surviving member of the couple to realize therefore not making him the enemy. You get it?

So with that said he tells them that he wants a deal from them. Based on what happened last week, the house meeting, them calling him out, etc, that if he doesn't nominate either one of them that they both have to promise him that they won't go after him next week if they win HOH. Now he also tells them that if POV is used that he has no choice but to throw one of them up. That somehow he can't control that. They understand and accept the deal. Now Matt has proposed safety next week if the surviving member of the couple somehow wins HOH. He's just protecting himself and only himself next week. Fuck everyone else.

So the nomination ceremony has come and gone. Kathy and Andrew are up for eviction. Andrew seems to be pissed off at Rachel for EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING SHE DOES. He's ready to blow up on her. Most likely during the Big Brother After Dark broadcast.

The section of the house that once was the "side" of Brendon and Rachel has died. Ragan is no longer hanging out with them as much, has started moving out through the house and even finds himself in the HOH room more often with Matt. Or course Ragan told Matt that he will only come up there when Matt needed him.. blowjob anyone?

Hayden, Kristin AND Ragan have all experienced desire to get rid of Brendon. It seems like the overall assumption of the house, the want of the house is that Brendon is the one backdoored. Brendon and Rachel already assume too that the house wants to backdoor one of them.

So around 8pm tonight POV players are picked. BRENDON AND RACHEL ARE PLAYING! Can you fucking believe it? Somehow both were picked to play! Matt really should have put both up at once like I said. Now if one of them wins it they will NOT use POV. We all know Kathy has little to "almost" no chance of winning. Matt, who you know wanted to throw POV to let someone else make the backdoor happen, is now really going to play HARD to win. Then he will HAVE to use the POV and get some Brendon blood on his hands to ensure Brendon goes home.

Upstairs, minutes later, Lane is talking with Matt. Matt is saying "how is that possible. how the fuck did that happen? how is it that both of them are playing" and repeating it over and over. Matt now says that he hopes this POV is one of those where you have to steal or trade the POV for punishments and prizes. He then tells Lane that it was Brendon and Rachel who came up to the HOH to make a deal with him, not the other way around. So Matt lied to Lane... interesting.

Lane is talking as if he is playing. How Kathy just came up to him and told him if he wins it to NOT use the POV on her to make himself a target but we all know he's going to use it if he plays. Matt can't stop talking about how "unbelievable" it is that they both are playing. Here we find out Andrew picked Rachel. Matt says that they are "working for this" to get Brendon out.

Enzo is hosting the POV comp. LOL! Now Britney of all people is agreeing with Enzo that POV picking was "rigged" for them to play. How there were no "houseguest choice" balls in the bag. Well Britney, you sure didn't cry "rigged" when your POV comp was rigged so why the fuck now should you care if it was rigged for both Brendon and Rachel having the chance to play yet another possibly rigged POV comp. Oh well. There's still a chance Brendon and Rachel, who are still playing 2 on 4 in the comp, can still NOT win the POV.

Lane reveals that Brendon's name was pulled first. Then Rachel's. Then Britney's. So it looks like Lane is not playing. Brendon, Rachel, Britney, Matt, Kathy and Andrew. So really if we have no faith in Britney or Kathy then the power couple has a 50/50 chance of staying with either one of them winning POV and not using it so neither can be backdoored!

So now what's confusing me is Lane said that Kathy approached him and told him if he won that he shouldn't use it on her. Um.. Is Lane playing for Andrew because of some religious bullshit? Shit if his religion stops Andrew from playing a game on a certain day well then BB shouldn't help him with that, he's just fucked either way. So not sure why Lane gave off the impression that he's playing.

Over in the double bed room Hayden is on one bed while Kristin is on the other bed right next to it. They both are trashing Andrew and how he sucks as an "alliance" member. Hayden says what's irritating about Andrew is that he can't talk to him or get anything out of him. Andrew keeps his "thoughts" to himself and agrees to whatever you're saying. Kristin says "we" can't do anything to help Andrew out this week, meaning they aren't playing for POV. Hayden says they can give him votes.

Lane comes in and they talk to him as if he's playing. Lane seems to be playing now... maybe in place of Andrew. That is not clear yet.

Funny! Right now in the jungle open bedroom Brendon, Ragan and Britney are talking. Britney points out that the bed closes to the camera in the corner is the "cursed" bed. That's the bed Annie slept in and the bed Monet slept in. Brendon laughs asking who's sleeping there now. Britney says no one. Well Britney, maybe you should have tricked Brendon into sleeping in that bed!!! To see if the bed is indeed cursed!

Day 24

Okay.. midnight hours time. Britney, Lane and Matt SHIT CHAT outside about who else but Brendon and Rachel. How America hates them when really only a small group of people hate them. They are also smart enough to figure out that CBS loves Brendon and Rachel. So in theory if CBS loves them then one can assume they are getting a great edit by CBS to trick America into loving them. Not much Britney Lane and Matt can do about it except to make sure Brendon and Rachel do NOT win POV.

They're JEALOUSLY talk on Brendon is full of hate. About how he tells people how to work out correctly and if you don't follow his advice he somehow hates it. Then Lane chimes in with his predictable "Brendon isn't athletic" crap about how Brendon can't win POV if it involves ANYTHING ATHETLIC! Brendon's a fucking swim coach you hot as fuck douche bag! He has athlete inside him... but boy do I wish Brendon was inside me... OHH I WENT TOO FAR! LOL!

What's this? Andrew and Brendon are secretly whispering in a bedroom? Hmm... Brendon is always sticking up for Andrew to Rachel. Saying how he trusts him. Knows him. Could they be the secret life long friends. I mean I still don't think that rumor is true. I still the Saboteur made it up. I still think the life long friends are the damn fish in the Cabana room. But whatever. If Andrew and Brendon are life long friends then that means if Andrew wins POV he will decide NOT to use it! This way Kathy is taken out of the game! I guess we'll see what happens if Andrew wins POV.

OHHH SHIT! You see, Ragan's big mouth has fucked him in the game. You see Brendon mentioned to Ragan & to Rachel that he thought certain people jumped out of the HOH comp too early. It was pretty obvious he was referring to Hayden and Kristin. He told Rachel that he thought Hayden and Kristin jumped out early but hinted it to Ragan. So what does Ragan do, he tells Matt EVERYTHING!

And what does Matt do? He tells HAYDEN EVERYTHING! Now Hayden wants Brendon out even more! I mean Matt could have lied but he's so good with Hayden that Hayden will believe anything Matt tells him. That's just fucking scary and really stupid of Hayden. Hayden should investigate this.

HOLY FUCK! Here Hayden reveals that Kristin is dead weight to the Brigade alliance! WOW dude! I just don't believe you. I think Hayden is downplaying Kristin so that when and if Brendon does leave this week that they do not become the new house couple threat. HAYDEN, YOU LYING YOU BITCH. Kristin means everything to you and your dick!

So these 2 douche bags end their conversation and Hayden heads off to bed. He and Kristin are sleeping in the big double bed room but in different beds. Soon though LOVE SICK HAYDEN jumps into Kristin's bed! I KNEW IT! Hayden all up in Kristin's naughty lady bits! I'm telling you, this bitch gonna be the death of the Brigade!

Soooooo.... the houseguests have awoken from their slumber. The house gets ready for an indoor lockdown. TIME TO BUILD POV! As everyone waits inside the GANG minus Hayden meet in the HOH room to trash and bitch and complain about what else but Brendon and Rachel. Don't worry mutha fuckers, which ever surviving member of this couple will go further than most of you. That's just how it is. The last remaining member of any amount of alliances tend to go super far in the game. They become forgotten about and new targets are aquired.... BRIGADE! I can't wait until they are exposed and they start selling each other out to stay in the game.

I'm just not in the mood to type their jealously of Brendon. I'll return to posting once POV has been played and awarded. If Brendon or Rachel win POV I'll be as happy as a woman pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby. If anyone else wins POV I'll be as sad as Jennifer Aniston when she sees Brad is still with "her".

FEEDS BACK! Enzo is upset as fuck downstairs as he talks with Kathy. Kristin is upstairs trying to talk with Matt who's also upset. Enzo is pissed that Matt should have just put them both up together to make sure one of them goes, meaning Brendon and Rachel. Kristin is upstairs trying to get Matt to make sure with his "power" that the house votes out Kathy. She's fighting for Andrew to stay. Her suggestion to Matt that he needs to ask Brendon and Rachel to vote what he wants makes him uneasy.

Kristin goes over the votes to keep Kathy. But it doesn't matter because if Andrew is life long friends with Brendon then this week we'll see Brendon push for Andrew HARDCORE! Will the couple's vote this week be split! Matt is scared of a split vote, saying one thing and then voting out someone after saying another thing.

So basically either Brendon or Rachel WON POV!!!! Matt doesn't seem too upset. I mean he's gotten into Brendon and Rachel's head about his wife and they, as of today, would both vote for him to win in the end so I think Matt wants them in the Jury house to vote for him.

Also, before POV started Lane was still bitching about Brendon and Rachel. That if Brendon was in the jury house with him that Lane would just BLOW UP on him because I guess everything Brendon does just pisses off Lane. Really Lane? Well then you should have fucking won POV with your Country Smarts to ensure that Brendon be backdoored this week. IDIOT! If you want something done in the house win something you piece of hunky shit!

Ragan now goes up to the HOH room to talk. Kristin said that Andrew put up the number "33" which was off meaning he was way off from winning. She's almost making fun of him for putting that weird of a number up on the board. They are all quiet wondering what is going to happen now with either Kathy or Andrew still on the block. Still don't know which of the couple won POV.

Brendon and Rachel are no where on the feeds. Hayden is now in the jungle open bedroom with Lane and Britney. Hayden calls this "insane" while Enzo who just left mentioned something about how he knew "he" would win. I'm assuming Brendon won POV again!

OH SHIT! Rachel is now in the HOH room and Big Brother cuts the feeds! MUTHA FUCKER!

Feeds back! Enzo is in the Have Not bedroom with Andrew. Andrew is PISSED AWF. He hates that he didn't win. It sems like the POV was the one where you all had to answer and guess a number and then knock people out by either staying with your guess or folding. Andrew says how he "can't stand Rachel". How he doesn't want to pick a fight or get into an argument with her, he'll just say hi to her and that's it. Andrew also says he hates Rachel cheering on her man. I'm guessing Rachel got out at some point and she was cheering him on from the side lines. I can't wait to see everyone's reactions to that on the show.

Enzo loves hearing this. He loves it so much that he tells Andrew 2 things. First that he just talked to Kathy and how she told him she didn't want to campaign against Andrew but still asked Enzo if he was going to vote for her to tell her. Then he tells Andrew that he's flat out voting for Andrew to stay so that he can go after Rachel. Enzo is loving that he and his boys are still not a target for anyone and he wants Andrew's anger for Rachel and Brendon to thrive the longer he's in the house. I hate you Enzo for having such a damn good alliance and a damn good position in the game. I hate you. I will admit I'm jealous of Enzo, wish that was my position in the game.

OMG! Ragan is annoyed and pissed off that he had to wake up in the middle of the mutha fucking night because he heard Rachel and Brendon doing something. He assumes Rachel was "jerking him off" or giving him a blowjob! JEALOUS MUCH RAGAN!!!!

Ragan then says he told Big Brother how he was upset that last night they told Kathy to come into his Have Not bedroom to remove one of this top pillows. He had a pillow between his legs. He's Have Not, he's suppose to miserable, not comfortable. He says he doesn't want to tell Brendon and Rachel anything because he doesn't want another "baby food in the fridge" tiny argument that Andrew had with Rachel. He goes on to say that he's tattle telling on the couple to Big Brother and how he couldn't go back to sleep because of them and they told him "they would get back to him" later about this. Big Brother cuts the feeds again.

But wait, I do see his point. Brendon, who's also a Have Not, had an entire person in bed with him and Big Brother allowed it. So I get why Ragan is pissed off. The couple just can't do anything right. I swear Rachel will have gotten up to go take a fucking shower and everyone will bitch and moan how she didn't ask anyone else if they wanted to go first crap. I'M SO OVER the house hating Brendon and Rachel.

OMG! Ragan is still talking with Matt in the HOH room. He's so fucking BRAINWASHED by Matt that he said if Brendon and Rachel go against what Matt wants this week that next week he'll be gunning for them. WHAT? Ragan talks about the "honorable thing to do" is to keep Andrew. WHAT THE FUCK SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH BRENDON 2.0!

Ragan even jokes about Matt leaving next week and him going after the couple the week after and shoving his fist in the air saying "this is for you Matt". Ragan.... dude, get a grip! You're playing this game FOR YOU! If you came in this game for someone else "honorable" to win then fuck you. I hate game players like you. Go fuck yourself with your own fist asshole.

Ragan now talks about next week that if he gets HOH and then the feeds change so we miss what he's wanting to do but really I hate Ragan's long winded full of pauses talks. Outside the HOH Andrew is playing chess by himself. Kristin comes up to talk to him, saying she's close to Kathy but that she really wants him to stay. Kristin says Matt is scared Andrew will come after him next week but Andrew says now he's "gunning for Rachel". SERIOUSLY DUDE, getting out another girl after girls have left back to back!?!?!

I seriously think Andrew has an issue with women who are independent and/or are not beneath men. That's why he has issues with both Monet and Britney, who answer to no man. Rachel, same thing. He loves Kathy cause she's OLD WORLD and respects her elders and youngers. He likes Kristin because she hates all women. He didn't like Annie because she hated that Andrew felt he could look under her covers and laugh and get away with it. FUCK YOU ANDREW and your distaste for women who THINK.

In the double sex blowjob handjob bed room Rachel and Brendon talk. Rachel is onto Kristin wanting all the girls out so she's the last girl standing and how the boys won't go after her if she's the last one. Rachel wants Kristin OUT! Brendon is wondering if Ragan trusts them more than Matt. Now Brendon thinks they can "pull Enzo" on their side. Really Brendon... I mean really? How good is the Brigade that no one can see them as an alliance?!?! I pray for the day someone overhears them talking!

OH GREAT. Rachel just said she never wants to target Matt. SERIOUSLY? That he saved them more than once. REALLY YOU DUMBASS? I just can't with this couple. A second ago I was happy that Brendon won POV but now I wish he hadn't so Rachel can play like a chicken with her head cut off. LOL! Rachel says we "have to play smart" and "not to trust anyone". FINALLY!

HILARIOUS! Ragan comes into the bedroom and interrupts Brendon and Rachel's stupid as fuck game talk. He doesn't really give them direct eye contact and Brendon asks "did you sleep alright last night"? LOL! Um.. no he didn't. Ragan of course doesn't say anything. They talk about random shit, hoping for a luxury comp later this week.

Rachel now tells Ragan how she was such a "bitch" about Matt and how he's so great of a person. I guess Matt really is a "genius" to trick Brendon and Rachel into love him. Well Brendon still hates Matt but Rachel is in LOVE with Matt now. I hate that Matt got away with this week and doesn't have a target next week on his head. I just can't with this couple. I just fucking CAN'T.

Oh wait, we find out Rachel, Brendon talk about the POV comp. They both were in the last leg with someone else. I'm guessing Andrew. I thought I heard Andrew was upset that someone left him in the comp be himself to fight off the couple. Not too sure about that. Ragan says he's just feeling "down" and even turns down Brendon's offer to scratch his balls.

Upstairs Andrew is talking with Matt. Matt says he'd rather have Rachel gunning for him over Brendon. Andrew says again how he can't stand Rachel or even be in the same room as her. Matt says that the "intent" was that Kathy or Andrew weren't suppose to leave this week. Hopefully if Andrew is secretly hating Rachel to cover their alliance to then tell both Brendon and Rachel how Matt was really gunning for them secretly. I want Rachel to be like "I hate that mutha fucker".

LOL! Back downstairs Rachel and Brendon are talking with Ragan still. Rachel said something about there are so many "backstabbers" in this game but how Matt is not one of them anymore. Ragan says "actions speak louder than words". I'm wondering now if Matt was in the final leg with both Rachel and Brendon and threw it for them to win it. Well hopefully Andrew tells Brendon what Matt really was planning this week! Hopefully this will shut Rachel's damn mouth about how great Matt is!

Day 24 Part 2

5pm arrives in the house. Britney, Lane and Matt talk in the HOH room. Britney is talking about how she loves "devious" people from past seasons. Matt asks Britney who she thinks is the devious one and she says "YOU". Matt plays it off but Britney has it figured out. Of course Lane is back to bashing Brendon. Saying that he and Rachel are not even "cute" as a couple. That Brendon has to go next week. That America doesn't like them. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Playing the same ol' record are we Lane? You dumb hunky redneck!

Outside Enzo and Kristin talk. Kristin says that if Kathy leaves there's only 3 girls left in the house. But she is quick to say "but that's okay" as she loves the fact that all the women are being taken out and she hasn't seen the nomination block yet.

Back up in the HOH room Britney is telling them that she put on her Big Brother application that she wanted to be the "twist" of the season. Lane says he thinks "we got a good cast". Whoa, Lane just said that everyone in the house are "decent looking people". I guess Brendon included Lane? You know Lane would suck Brendon's dick if offered and no cameras were watching.

Andrew and Ragan now talk in the Cabana room. Ragan is just literally telling Andrew that he's voting to keep him this week. I mean fuck, everyone is just coming up to Andrew and telling him I'm voting for you to stay. Ragan says he sees that is the HONORABLE thing to do in keeping Andrew. GO FUCK YOURSELF RAGAN. I wish I was in that house so I could backstab that mutha fucker. Remember in his Big Brother bio on the first episode, he talked about backstabbing, lying to get further. ASSHOLE LIAR! Now Ragan talks up Matt to Andrew and basically plays the game for Matt to get in good with everyone. Pathetic, just pathetic.

Minutes later Matt is talking with Enzo outside. About how Andrew says he's after Brendon and Rachel and how he doesn't really believe him. He thinks he can get the answer if it's true or not from Kristin and then calls Brendon an ASSHOLE and how he has to go. Why... a good player in the game who wins shit is an "asshole".

Matt goes inside and finds Kristin in the bathroom. He wants Kristin to find out from Andrew if he really wants Brendon and Rachel out. But the problem here is Matt tells Kristin that IF and IF it is true then he'll want to keep Andrew. Yo super Genius, you blew that one. But even if Andrew lies and tells Kristin to lie for him and then she tells Hayden, Hayden will tell Matt the truth. This damn Brigade is just too damn good!

Day 25

Nothing much has happened since my last write up. I mean Rachel got everyone playing some game where you flip empty cups after you drink the beer in them. It was funny to watch when Kristin couldn't do it and was buzzin' and punched her empty cup and the other empty cups and then kicked them around.

As midnight begins Enzo and Lane are having loads of funny ass laughs in the kitchen. Mostly at the other houseguest's expense. They laugh about Kathy talking about how the votes this week will be "tight". They are throwing out one liners over and over. Laughing my ass off here. Hard to write them all but one was from Enzo how "another bitch" is leaving this week and "yo, women are an endangered species in here". Enzo then calls Brendon "Bill Gates with Muscles" LOL!

Lane walks over to Brendon and Rachel saying they have "no brains". Lane is beyond jealous of them. It's crazy! He can't stop hating them. Enzo hates that Britney is having loads of fun with Rachel tonight, bonding and what not. He hates that his GANG's control over her may be dying off. Lane and Enzo talk about Matt and can't figure out why he didn't just put them both on the block. Well he's a "genius" douche bags so he's playing to win the entire game, not just this week.

Matt leaves the Cabana room where Brendon and Rachel are with Britney, Hayden and Kristin. They're all laughing about the showmance and Brendon's dick size. Matt finds his thugs in the kitchen and talks with Enzo at the memory wall. Mostly repeating everything we've heard before and how Brendon has to leave next week. All three are openly pointing at the wall, having an OPEN conversation about everything. I can't believe no one is upstairs laying down listening in on them!

LOL! As I type this Enzo just flat out farts and the guys are so use to him farting that they dont' skip a beat in their conversation. Brendon and Hayden come out into the kitchen area and we find out that they've been told that they may locked in for the rest of the night. There was some music playing outside, possibly a lot party. The feeds can't play music over the internet, some copyright bullshit.

Rachel, Kathy, Kristin and Britney, the last girls left in the house, are just having a good ol' girls night in the Cabana room. Actually Kathy is working on the girl's votes for her to stay through getting along with them. I mean there's no game talk but you know Kathy is putting on the charm big time to get votes.

Later in the HOH room the GANG minus Lane talk about the house and the past few days. Mostly about what else but BRENDON AND RACHEL! How they are dominating the game with their wins and how much they suck and how much they need to go usual crap. But Enzo then starts in how he doesn't trust Ragan AT ALL. That he wants Ragan on the block with Kristin! Hayden hears this but doesn't really defend Kristin.

Matt talks about Britney saying what he thinks is to be a lie about targeting Rachel and Brendon but really still wants Kristin out. Well SHIT Kristin wants to be last bitch standing, bitch better win HOH to stop Britney from being the last bitch standing. Hayden leaves Enzo and Matt to talk in the HOH room now.

UH OH! Full of Beer Matt is talking like a sailor again! Calling Brendon and Rachel "shit heads" for winning everything! That he doesn't care if Hayden leaves out of the Brigade knowing that Rachel and Brendon are now targeting both him and Kristin as a pair. LOL! Already ready to trim the surfer fat are we Matt?

Both are aware that Ragan and Kristin move with the HOH power each week. That they are onto them. OH SHIT! We just got a final 2 deal with Enzo and Matt! Now if only Matt can get a final 2 deal with Lane AND Hayden but I doubt he's that stupid. I think they realize that Lane and Hayden are pretty much final 2 in their own heads. So the Brigade is split down the middle already. Very interesting! Potential for Kristin & Britney to come between the Brigade! Each a lady to Lane and Hayden!

The houseguests sleep and then awaken on Christmas MORNING! I kid! Kathy woke up with some juicy bits of information. BITCH playing hard against Rachel for some fucking reason. She was told by Andrew, NOT RACHEL, that Hayden and Kristin are a "secret couple". Now maybe Rachel told her sometime after Andrew first told but Andrew TOLD her first. But this TWAT with a gun tells Kristin, with tears in her eyes, that Rachel told her that Hayden and Kristin were a couple or in a relationship.

Now what I'm confused about is if Kathy believes this or thinks Rachel is making it up to get the target off her and Brendon's back. Kristin really doesn't respond but thanks Kathy. Don't ask me why Kathy did this this morning but she just lost Rachel's vote when Rachel wanted to fight to keep her all along. Kathy, get out of the house already.

Outside Brendon and Matt talked about the game and the houseguests. Brendon seems annoyed with Kathy's attempt on getting people to vote with their heart FOR HER. Both see through Kathy's crap and then they both agree that the HOH endurance was made for the "smaller" people in the house to win it aka Matt and Britney. But Matt did pay respect to Brendon and Andrew, 2 tall large people, who held on for a long time in the comp.

LOL! Time is 4pm in the house. Kristin is talking with Hayden about how she is PISSED that Rachel knows about them and told Britney. That Kathy told her and Hayden is like "I'll just put them both up if I win and say we heard you were spreading rumors" but Andrew is the one that started it all! BITCH all scared now that once Brendon and Rachel get broken up that she and Hayden will be the next couple target.

But then Kristin says that if she gets HOH that she will only put one of them up, meaning Brendon up against Britney and then let the the house decide who leaves. Kristin doesn't want to just put up both Brendon and Rachel, this mean as fuck bitch wants Britney up there on the block to suffer. WHAT A BITCH!

Outside Rachel and Matt make a fun obstacle for the housguests to run through and they all time it and see who gets through it the fastest. Rachel does a dry run through and laughs as her battery pack falls off. Matt then says how they have to get 5 houseguests "dumb enough" to run through it. Matt then jokes abou thow they have to send all the houseguests inside for a "lockdown" so they can I guess get it ready. Big Brother feeds are blocked as I'm sure Big Brother is telling them to put everything back. And when we come back Matt and Rachel are putting all the outside furniture back where it is suppose to be.

God, where's Lane bitching about Brendon and Rachel? As long as he does it shirtless!

Not much has been going on in the house. Kathy's new angle is that she hates Brendon and Rachel to some degree through her bashing of them and how they are still here. Basically Kathy is upset that she's going home when Brendon and Rachel should be. But the game is about surviving and Kathy ain't. She is also pissed AWF that Brendon and/or Matt called her "weak" and how she compares her real life saving lives job as someone who is not "weak".

Um... the house still secretly hates Brendon and Rachel. Same ol' shit. Andrew still staying, the house and/or the GANG not flipping just yet.

Right now, 9pm, Andrew is apparently trying too hard to get along with Enzo over baby jars flavors. On the floor laughing about baby jars. Enzo faking that he's having fun with Andrew.

Outside Matt is talking with Kristin on the outside couch trying to find out if Andrew is after him after this week. Kristin can't seem to get an answer from Andrew as he's holding everything too close to his chest. It would be smart for Kristin to withhold information and even if Andrew wanted Matt out to lie to Matt to keep Andrew in the house to go after Matt for her. Andrew joins them with his baby food leaving Enzo, Lane and Hayden to talk. Enzo says Matt doesn't want the Brigade to meet up and talk game tonight, still trying to keep their alliance on the down low.

Enzo says some shit about Brendon and Rachel but I kinda like cancel it out now. It's a broken record now.

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July 20, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 20, 19, 18, 17

Days 17 through 20

Day 17

POV took almost 3 hours! When the feeds return we find everyone talking a mile a minute. The POV had to do something about timing your position and if you went over the time limit you lost or were too far under the time limit you lost, the person closests without going over wins POV. Well BRITNEY WON! Enzo lost by 14 seconds.

Brendon and Rachel are upstairs trying to figure out who is going to go up when POV is used. IDIOT Rachel actually suggests trying to get Brtiney from NOT using POV. Just shut the fuck up already and pack your shit and leave the house now because seriously what IDIOT thinks someone who wins POV is NOT going to use it?? Brendon at first believes that isn't going to happen but then kinda plays with Britney listening to it and doing it.

Enzo downstairs is talking with a crying Monet and a happy Britney in the Have Not bedroom. Enzo comes up with a plan on getting Kathy up on the block as a pawn and the house voting her "floater" ass out over Monet. Enzo is fighting already to keep Monet. Enzo thinks this plan is super brillant and starts spreading it around to his boys in the minutes there after.

He tells Matt next and they both head up to the HOH room to push the Kathy idea. Both start ranting about almost losing and how Big Brother might have "cheated" to have Britney win. Matt shoots that theory down. Matt then moves the conversation towards the replaement nominee. He suggests it be someone no one is going to vote out but doesn't name anyone. Brendon is DOUCHE BAG STUPID enough to believe that no matter who goes up that Monet still goes home because the "house" wants it- NO ONLY YOU WANT THAT, and that next week the "house" will go after Britney. IDIOT.

Enzo goes on and makes a stupid comment that neither Rachel or Brendon catch about how last week didn't go as planned and now this week doesn't go as planned. Meaning the person that HE wanted out didn't go and this week the person that Brendon/Rachel want to leave might not go home. Neither caught this verbal fuck up. Enzo leaves to eat some fishsticks.

Ragan comes into the HOH now and is BRILLANT and pushes the idea that a happy pawn on the block next to Monet may go home. That Rachel or Brendon can't control the house votes. That in almost every BB season that the early pawns near the start of the game always go home. So that they have to put up a pawn that is not someone on their side of the house, meaning if they use a pawn of someone that has no connection to them, that if they leave then them leaving does not hurt their couple game. So basically Ragan suggests Lane as someone to put up that if he leaves Rachel and Brendon's game is not effected.

Matt is there the entire chat and listens. He's hearing Ragan's smart as fuck chat about replacement nomiees that basically KILLS their idea of getting Kathy on the block and voted out. Matt then says something smart to fuck their their heads. He says that if you put someone up as a pawn and they don't go home that they will "return the favor" when they are HOH.

Matt and Ragan leaves together but Matt is quick to inject that he doesn't want to go up as the pawn, awkwardly laughing on his way out.

Downstairs Matt is quick to tell Lane about his chances of going on the block thanks to Ragan. How Ragan killed the idea of getting Kathy on the block.

Now Rachel and Brendon are talking again about next HOH and how Ragan thinks it will be Endurance. Rachel is scared she can outlast them all because of her size but Brendon, being the DOUCHE BAG 1ST TIME PLAYER believes him saying "I will hold on and last forever" will actually happen. He's an IDIOT. Some of the endurance is hanging and his body weight is too big for him to hang on. If it's standing, he may win but if it's hanging on, well he's just an idiot.

Rachel doesn't want to "piss off" Lane or Enzo but she then says that Lane or Matt has to go up as a pawn. Lane more so because they think Monet will have Britney and Lane's vote if Enzo is up on the block. Now Rachel thinks the "only person" that could go up that wont' piss anyone off is Matt. It's basically Enzo, Matt or Lane going up. NO ONE ELSE. Brendon doesn't believe if Monet can get votes and flip the house to vote out the pawn.

Lane now moves up to the HOH room to find out what their plan is. Rachel is quick to tell Lane that he isn't going up because they have a deal that Lane won't go up this week and when he gets HOH in the future that he won't put them up. But really Lane never promised Brendon as part of the deal, only Rachel. But Rachel assumes Brendon is included in the deal, or maybe she doesn't give a fuck that Brendon leaves, the target of couple will be off her back.

Anyways, Brendon goes downstairs to eat some Have Not fishsticks while Kristin comes up to talk with Lane and Rachel about this week. Rachel then says that no matter who goes up that Monet goes home. Lane leaves the HOH room and as soon as the door shuts Kristin is quick to tell Rachel that Britney is THEIR MAIN TARGET. That Kristin will be a

FINALLY RACHEL IS SMART ENOUGH to realize that the girls are going after each other and the guys are happy about it! FUCKING FINALLY! Now they talk about being final 2. Now it's all about "the boys won't go after us" but then they get stupid again wanting Britney out first. GET OUT A GUY THIS WEEK! Kristin now says she has to play "FIERCE" to protect herself, Hayden, Rachel and Brendon. Whoa... really bitch?

Brendon is back upstairs and Kristin asks who Rachel thinks should go up. Rachel says Ragan is a "genius" about who should go up. Rachel says they can't put up one of their "friends" in the house because the house would take out their friend to hurt them. Rachel says that a "boy" that is friends with Britney and Monet has to go up. Matt & Lane are the 2 final candidates. One of them is going up. Most likely Matt.

Britney comes in to talk to Rachel for "like 2 minutes". Kristin and Brendon leaves. Britney realizes everyone is freaking out. Britney thanks Rachel for being "so nice about all this" and how Britney feels "bad" for her for putting someone else up. Britney FAKES it hard that she loves them both and how they are "super nice".

Let me tell you what Britney was telling Monet and Enzo minutes after the feeds came back. That next week she wants to "backdoor" them, Rachel and/or Brendon next week and she's back to being a mean ol' bitch and hating Rachel/Brendon.

Back to the HOH room. Britney is pushing for Andrew to go up and out this week. Rachel says she makes it known that she wants Monet out. Rachel then FINALLY gets Britney to promise that she won't back door Brendon or her next week if she wins HOH. Britney is trying to save Monet by making Andrew the best option to be the replacement nominee but as soon as Brendon hears about this, IT WON'T HAPPEN. Matt is their best option.

But with Matt up on the block he has votes to stay. Hayden and Kristin. Enzo. Lane. Brendon, Ragan, Kathy will vote out Monet because Rachel wants her out. That's 7 votes, that's enough. Britney would vote out Matt to keep Monet. Andrew is a wild card. With Matt up there Monet is DEAD in the game. I really need Enzo up on the block for the houes to flip and get him out!

As the day progesses we find out Monet has not talked with Rachel, about pushing for Andrew to be put on the block. NOW AFTER Ragan just, oh my god, after he just said NOT to put up anyone that is your friend in the house or could be your ally, Racdel actually considers putting up Andrew. In doing this she would be taking out Britney's supposed "main" target and doing other people's dirty work thus giving them a solid reason to now come after Rachel and Brendon with Andrew gone. For Rachel to actually believe, to fucking BELIEVE, that she can trust these people's word is just crazy. This isn't real life, it's Big Brother and the sooner Rachel and Brendon realize it the better their game will get. The more they play believing people are "good" and "respectful" in the house, the sooner they'll be out.

Rachel then talks with her new BFF, Kristin. Kristin is all for hurting Britney by taking out Monet. Kathy is brought into the conversation and is not happy with Andrew being put up. Kathy wants Monet out and feels with Andrew up on the block that people will find a reason to vote him out over Monet. LISTEN TO HER YOU FEMALE DOUCHE BAG!

So Brendon talks with Rachel and even HE seems to be into the idea. What The STUPID FUCK?!?! But then he goes back and forth with the idea.

Now you ready for the big kicker? Matt has talked with Lane and his GANG about if he gets put up on the block that he'll have the votes to stay. So what does he do next, he goes up to the HOH room to tell Rachel that he can be used as a pawn. WHAT? But he's so reassured about the votes that he know he'll stay. Rachel considers it. But Monet and Britney's pitch to get Andrew up won't get out of her head.

8pm Brendon and Rachel bring up Andrew to the HOH room. Rachel keeps pushing for Andrew to be put on the block. Brendon isn't down with it and Andrew basically tells her that if you put him up that the house may flip votes to send Andrew home. Rachel feels like if Matt goes up that he will go after them next week knowing he'll stay. Rachel keeps pushing for Andrew to go up and Brendon feels like if Andrew does get voted out that he'll feel like "shit" and that they'll be regreting the decision to have put him up in the first place. BRENDON AND RACHEL ARE OFFICIALLY THE IDIOTS OF THE HOUSE. DUMBER THAN HOWIE.

Rachel believes Enzo will vote out Monet just because she won 10,000 dollars! LOL! Major eye rolling here for these 2 DOUCHE BAGS. This week only bought them one week of safety. ONE WEEK! I mean if Brendon wins HOH to help protect them an extra week then I'll be shocked. I remember screaming and jumping when Rachel won HOH but now watching them play is just funny. Watching them play for others is just insane.

Brendon keeps pushing for Andrew to almost not go on the block. He brings up Ragan's point about not putting up an "friend" but Rachel keeps getting haunted by Matt's point that if she uses him as a pawn that she will be used as a pawn if Matt wins HOH. BITCH SCARED SHITLESS of ever seeing the block again.

Rachel is back to pushing for Andrew over Matt. How she believes Matt, Enzo, Britney and Lane will join forces to all hate Rachel for using Matt as a pawn but how no one will care if Andrew being put up. Brendon keeps going back to "WHAT IF THEY VOTE ANDREW OUT?". Rachel is scared of Matt's highly intelligent scare tatic of the "pawn" who stays coming after her later in the game. Brendon is done with talking about this and wants to stop. He says this is "your week".

OMG! Rachel just said to Brendon that "JUST BECAUSE HE VOLUNTEERED HIMSELF TO BE PUT UP THAT I WONT' BE PUT UP". Oh my fucking God... WHAT? What's funny is downstairs Matt is talking with Ragan in the storage room about getting his vote if he goes on the block and how he volunteered to go on the block. My only hope is that Ragan talks Rachel into putting up Matt and how Matt is not mad and has the votes to stay. I'm D.U.N. with this shit. They really are stupid, they need commen sense folks to bring them down from their high and mighty itelligence mindset.

Downstairs in the Cabana room Enzo is laughing with Britney and Monet that Kathy is now "in" with them aka Rachel and Brendon. Enzo laughs that Kathy is now in an "alliance". This week is so good for them. With Andrew on the block both Monet & Britney get to stay. Wait.

Let me check out the votes. To evict Monet: Kathy, Ragan, Brendon, Kristin. To evict Andrew: Lane, Matt, Enzo, Britney. OMFG! Hayden is the swing vote this week!

EPIC! Is he going to pick his BROS or his HO!

Later, around 10pm, Rachel is outside talking with Kristin as she eats dinner Brendon cooked for her. Kristin believes Monet HAS to go home and that she doesn't think Andrew going up will be the best option to have that happen. That Enzo, Matt, Britney and Monet may have something and if both Monet & Britney stay this week that they will attach themselves to some guys to build an alliance. Brendon has joined them for this talk and Rachel gives him this look when Kristin brings up how Andrew may take being put on the block as very "personal". How Andrew is super sensitive. Ragan comes outside to talk with them as Brendon goes inside.

Rachel and Kristin continue to "like" bond more and more while Ragan joins in on them sharing a piece of Ragan's chicken. I forgot to mention that before Ragan came out that Kristin believes the house isn't divided yet but that Lane & Hayden are "kinda" friends. She sees it but tries to downplay how really tight they are.

Okay so now Britney, Brendon talk with Ragan and Kristin on the outside couches. Lane, Matt & Hayden play pool. Rachel is talking nonsense about "reality television" and how Big Brother is "to expect the unexpected". Kristin wants "control" this week and wants "us" to get through this week with "complete control". Rachel calls Big Brother "professionals" when it comes to playing their game and how they need to play better than Big Brother. WHATEVAS! LOONY BITCH!

So basically Rachel is saying Big Brother cheated to make Britney win for "good reality television". They they need to somehow outsmart Big Brother. You see all the houseguests just don't believe Britney to have won on her own, that Big Brother fucked with the acutal times from the POV comp and made it look like Britney won by a few seconds. I don't put it past Alison Grodner fucking with her own game to help certain people through the game. She's done it before.

Day 18

So after midnight Kristin and Hayden finally kissed, made out a little. Brendon cried to Rachel in the hammock outside because he felt unappericated by Rachel. Apparently Brendon is "hyper super sensitive" and cries at the drop of a dime. I actually believe Brendon is more into Rachel than she is into him. I once thought they would be a happy couple outside the house and it seems Rachel is too much of a MAN in his FEMALE mindset. I consider myself in touch with my sensitive side but Brendon is even too much for me. I mean we can still have loads of hot homosexual sex but just don't cry during it Brendon!

We also get to see the punishment of the POV losers! Do you know what a Pillory is? It's a torture device where you stick your head and hands through holes and are forced to stand up locked up in an awkward position. Anyways Lane, Brendon, Rachel and Monet had to endure an hour of being locked up in money styled pillory's. For some reason Enzo didn't have to. I'm thinking the people who didn't go over or under the time limit were not part of the punishment.

As morning comes and goes we find out Rachel is ONTO the boys. She doesn't believe Enzo will vote out Monet if asked to. She has pegged Lane as the guy who gets along with everyone so he's protected by everyone. We also find out that Rachel is definitely putting up Andrew, risking that he goes home JUST TO PROVE A STUPID POINT of who is on which side of the house. It's like she doesn't care if Monet stays because Kristin will put Monet & Britney back up if she gets HOH next week. Andrew, someone Rachel doesn't see herself sitting in the final 2 with in the end, is basically expendable.

So maybe this plan of hers is super brillant and will basically expose the GANG of Enzo, Matt, Hayden and Lane as a voting block. If this plan of hers exposes them as a HUGE target for next week and the weeks before jury.. well I'll just love this new season. I just don't want to see a top secret alliance work their way throught a house without ever getting caught. I only say this because I'm super jealous that I'm not in the house and one of the alliance members of an actually damn well thought out alliance.

Outside, while working out, Matt and Lane talk about next week. How if Matt wins HOH he'll just throw up the couple of Brendon and Rachel and if one of them wins POV that he'll have a backdoor plan of Kathy in his back pocket. You see Enzo's, Britney's and Monet's sudden Kathy hate has spread to Matt. Not sure if he really hates Kathy or just wants to please his alliance family.

Lane also makes fun of an emotional and bitchy Brendon from last night. I guess others noticed Brendon being a TWAT in the house. Lane continues to attack Brendon's athletic side. What the fuck is up with Lane hating on Brendon's hot amazing body and Brendon's could be athletic talent that he knows NOTHING about?!?! Jealous male bitch.

Sorry but the day has been a drag of boredom. Nothing much to report. Maybe it'll get better closer to midnight...

6pm we find Bratney, Monet and Matt on the hammock. Matt is the gamer that caters to what you want in the game at that current moment. He's found that Bratney and Monet are HUGE haters verbally to others in the house and helps keep the hate growing with verbal words added in, almost like fuel to the fire.

All three are hoping that Andrew goes up. Monet will be smiling ear to ear if Andrew goes up. Monet feels like the votes are there but then doubts the votes not counting Kathy or Kristin. Matt finds out from the girls that Kathy "woke up one day and suddenly hates us both". Britney admits she tried to talk to Kathy and how Kathy wouldn't tell her what's wrong and that it wasn't about her.

Kathy is really upset with Monet and how Monet pushed her away the night Monet was nominated. Now Matt says how "stupid" it is for Brendon and Rachel to be a "couple" in the game, how anyone who attaches themselves to them is a third wheel or odd man out. But really Matt, Britney and Monet are a pair, just like a couple where no one can get in and take their place. Same with the GANG alliance you're in. You're not going to expand it to five members because the fifth member would be the first to go out of the four. So for Matt to call it "stupid" is just ROLL MY EYES AT HIM stupid.

All Matt is doing is getting in good with the girls in case they both stay next week and one of them wins HOH. That he has NO chance on going on the block if they win next week. If I was in the house I'd see through his get along with everyone BULLSHIT! I'd call him out every day, every week, make an open enemy out of him. FUCKING HATE HIM.

Matt now points out how "close" Hayden and Kristin are getting. All three realize that Hayden or Kristin are the "swing votes" this week. That either Hayden gets Kristin to vote with their side of the house and joins them or Kristin gets Hayden to vote with her side of the house. The division is so transparent and Hayden is right down the middle of it all.

Over on the backyard couch Hayden and Lane talk. Mostly about next week that if either get HOH that they both promised they wouldn't go after Brendon and Rachel. That Matt said if he got HOH that he'd put them both up right away. Lane says that if he gets HOH next week that he'll go after Ragan since according to Matt Ragan wanted Lane on the block. HOMOPHOBIA on the rise in the house! I'm kidding, Lane secretly wants Hayden to suck his country dick.

Later Lane talks with Britney over at the hammock. Britney reveals how she's concerned that Hayden and Kristin will vote together and that they might be the "secret pair" that the Saboteur said that was in the house. Of course there is no secret pair but the houseguests still believe there is a pair there. Lane tries to tell Britney how "cool" Kristin is and how Britney doesn't have it right about Hayden's vote this week.

Over on the backyard couch Kristin talks with Hayden about next week. She makes it known that she is voting out Monet next week, doesn't matter who's up against her. She believes no one else deserves to go home other than Britney and Monet. Hayden then tries to toy with the idea and how "good" it would be for Monet & Britney to stay together next week to go after Brendon and Rachel. Kristin is a little scared of Lane getting HOH as she thinks he will come after her. Now Hayden tells her how Lane said he would put up Ragan and Britney next week if he won.

Andrew comes over and now Kristin talks with both of them about what her BFF Rachel is planning this week to put up someone likeable to make sure that Monet goes home. Kristin is on the "get Monet out" plan HARD FUCKING CORE. Hayden won't be able to change her mind, at least I don't think so.

Andrew goes inside and Kristin likes the way things have worked out with her and Rachel. Kristin is almost hinting how good Brendon and Rachel are and how they want us to win HOH. Ragan and Lane come over and the talk stops. They talk about how different Annie and Rachel are during their hosting of comps. How Big Brother wants them to be a different person. Lane hopes he doesn't have to act like someone else to host. He hopes he gets to host a typical sports or cowboy styled competition. REDNECK!

Day 19

WOW! A few hours before midnight hit, during Big Brother After Dark... IT HAPPENED! The side of the house with power GAINED CONTROL. Holy shit! The problem at first was that Rachel wanted Andrew on the block to go against Monet knowing he could go home over Monet but that this would expose the other side of the house being against her when she would have asked the entire house to vote Monet out.

But it took Ragan, Kristin and Kathy, but mostly a frustrated Ragan, almost 2 and a half hours convincing Rachel and Brendon that putting up Andrew would not be the best option for their side of the house. Everytime he explained why Andrew leaving would "hurt our numbers" and give the other side a hit on our side Kristin would chime in saying "like yeahhh". Good job Kristin.

It was really Ragan pushing for Andrew not to go on the block. I mean I understand Rachel's idea behind Andrew on the block. But the problem with Rachel and Brendon is that they felt that if Andrew went up and accidently went home that no one would come after them next week if anyone got HOH but if Matt went on the block that he would somehow be angry for being used as a pawn and would throw them on the block. She was playing the "what if" game too hardcore and thus fucking her mindset.

Ragan kept saying that with Andrew versus Monet that you only have what you think is 5 solid votes and that one of those votes can flip at any given moment. That they didn't know what was really going on, a secret couple, the Saboteur asking Annie to make a fake message and that they are still in the house, basically scaring Rachel into thinking the 5 solid votes they have, that they really don't.

Ragan also pointed out that the house will split next week regardless what she does this week. The sides will still be made next week. That she didn't have to put up Andrew to prove who was on what side. Matt telling Rachel that he wanted to go up but to not tell anyone he was knew was going up really put a mind fuck on Rachel.

But FINALLY, just before midnight Rachel agreed that with Matt up on the block that there would be at least 8 solid votes to evict Monet, with one possibly being Britney giving Monet a pity vote. Now since this chat happened we had Ragan, Kathy, Kristin, Brendon & Rachel in the HOH room. All wondered about Hayden's vote this week. Rachel went to get Hayden and lied to him telling him she had a "clogged tiolet" to get him in the room. When asked by Matt where Kathy was Rachel was quick to LIE again saying Kathy was sleeping in the HOH room. Why lie about it? She wasn't sleeping.

Matt was downstairs watching and asking what was going on as Hayden and Rachel entered the HOH room. Hayden was thrown in into the meeting wearing a "devilish" designed t-shirt immedatiely asked where his vote was going this week. He basically tried to save himself saying that he would vote how he felt who should go home but then tried to say he would vote how they wanted.

The downstairs crew outside, Britney, Monet, Enzo, Matt, Andrew and Lane were all wondering what was going on upstairs. Matt is getting nervous as fuck and makes his way up to the HOH room where Rachel barely opens the door squeezing herself through the open crack to meet Matt outside. He wanted to "hang out" and was told to come back 10 minutes later and so he went back down and Rachel went back inside knowing Matt was far enough away from the HOH room to not see what was going on.

Matt went downstairs into the backyard to tell everyone that there was a huge meeting in the HOH room going on that they were not involved in. Enzo was immediatly upset. Bitching about how he better not be "messed" with and how he will go "Jersey" on them if something happens against him. Enzo is HATING that his side of the house is no longer in control.

He loves to be in control. He and Matt went into the Cabana room talking about how the GANG should meet tonight. I forgot to mention that Lane is just outside throwing a football around, not really giving a shit. Lane is just there, not too scared. Just a piece of voting furniture. Back in the Cabana room Enzo demands that there be an alilance meeting with his boys tonight, that he doesn't "give a fuck" anymore if they do it in secret or not. Matt hopes Hayden is first to come downstairs to talk to them and spill what was said upstairs.

Upstairs Rachel is in agreement with the rest to NOT put up Andrew. Soon after midnight the HOH crew breaks up and heads back out into the house. But RACHEL is shitting bricks about Andrew and wants to put him back up on the block again. She says she can't trust him but Brendon is trying to get her to see how trusting Andrew is. She says how this is her HOH and she will put up who she wants, not what the house wants. FUCK!

Now Brendon is getting SUPER PISSED AWF with Rachel raising his voice about her being so back and forth and telling everyone in the HOH room earlier that she was going to put up Matt but now when they're gone she's back to putting up Andrew. She's going to piss everyone off in their alliance is she tells them one thing and does another. Brendon is just frustrated with Rachel and does NOT want Andrew up on the block either. I mean WHAT THE STUPID FUCK RACHEL? Rachel cries saying she's not a good game player but Brendon hugs her telling her she is. BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Finally downstairs the GANG talks in that SUPER UGLY bathroom. Hayden basically tells them that Rachel and Brendon are making a side of the house that wants to include him. They also find out that Kristin can't be controlled by them, Hayden calls her her own person. Enzo can't stand losing people on the block and losing people to Brendon and Rachel's side of the house. LOVE IT!

Lane continues to make it known that if he gets HOH that Ragen is his target. His boys laugh at him when he brings up Ragan's name. It's funny cause Lane says he can't go after the "big fish" now and that a "little fish" aka Ragan is nibbling at his ASS and that he is getting annoyed by it. SURE YOU ARE! That's right Lane, when you're HOH take up Ragan for a long sexual bed butt fucking chat and get your frustrations out by fucking Ragan hard core like a jack rabbit. You know you need it buddy! Matt is getting pissed that he's possibly going up on the block and how if Brendon gets HOH next week that he promised almost everyone that they wouldn't go on the block. He calls Brendon and Rachel "assholes" when he talks about getting them out next week.

Kristin comes outside later to joins her boys who are now in the hot tub. She tells them that she still wants Britney out this week but since she's got POV that next week she wants her out. That if she gets HOH she wants Britney up versus a pawn with Britney going out. How Britney doesn't deserve to be there. Enzo and his boys agree to just shut her up. You know they want Brendon out. You know they want Brendon on the block as a pawn.

Later in the midnight hours Kristin and Hayden snuggle WUGGLE in the double bed room. Hayden hates having to stay away from her and to keep their new buddy showmance a secret. HOLY SHIT, then just team up with Brendon and Rachel with Kristin as a four person alliance on one side of the house while still having your boys GANG on the other side. Here we find out from Kristin that if she gets HOH next week she plans on using Enzo or Matt as the pawn against Britney. LOVE IT!

Anyways Kristin and Hayden made out big time under the covers, kissing, smacking, I'm betting her hand was on his dick. I don't think he came or anything. I mean she did get up to go to the bathroom after Big Brother made a loud "ding ding" noise to signify that the torture outside has stopped. You see Rachel, Brendon and Monet were in those head locking devices and I believe it just ended.

Day 19 Part 2

Sometime this morning, almost afternoon, BRENDON AND RACHEL HAD SEX in the HOH Room! Right now as I watch he's laying on top of her kissing, she giggles under his manly lips. A few minutes has passed and he's shirtless now, they've moved around the bedroom a bit but are now kissing again. Rachel suggests to get under the covers. He laughs wanting a little "privacy". Once covered there's loads of kissing going on. Hand movement. Kristin is laying with her back to the HOH door while Brendon lays facing her.

Now there's alot of quick motion action going on.. Either he's finger banging her while they kiss or she's jerking him off while they kiss. I hear Rachel panting, his mouth on something of hers, her moaning, her breathing hard, his mouth busy on something. GROSS!

She giggles a little bit now. They just ended. Lots of movement meaning they are putting their clothes on. He tells her she's sexy and she says the same about him. Now they are talking and laughing under the covers. THEY DONE. I hear his zipper. What happened to his cum? Did she swallow? Out from under the covers they CUM!

FUCK YES! Andrew is NOT on the block! POV ceremony came and went and we come back to a secretly angry Enzo, who no longer has any control this week, a shocked Matt and a "fuck I'm going home" Monet. Britney could give a fuck, she's safe another week in the house. Matt is doing exactly what Rachel said he would. He's going around being upset that that "bitch" put her on the block. He isn't going around telling people that he volunteered to go on the block! But only 2 people really know he volunteered. Rachel AND Ragan. Enzo doesn't believe that Matt would volunteer to go up on the block. So much for knowing your alliance inside and out Enzo!

Matt and Monet are now talking in the open jungle bedroom about the nominations. Matt contineus to be shocked and Monet is ready to go home if she does. As they move out into the house we find Rachel and Brendon in the kitchen area. Monet walks past Rachel and says under her breath "shut the fuck up you stupid bitch". ANGRY MUCH TWAT?

Outside Enzo and Britney trash Rachel. They just mad their side is losing a member. Enzo doesn't want the "floaters" to get HOH next week because he doesn't know what they will do. Britney is going to use the excuse that "you promised me you were going to put up Andrew" to go back on her word with Rachel and Brendon. Enzo just can't control what's going on and betters himself by saying Brendon isn't going to win HOH. Enzo and Britney both hate Kathy and he says "fuck her" and Britney says "she can suck it".

Minutes later Britney and Lane talk on the outside lounge chairs. Britney needs a "pep" talk from Lane. She wants Lane to tell her why she needs to be "here". SORE LOSER MUCH TWAT? She loses one member of her side and the world DIES. IT LIKE LITERALLY DIES! Britney says "this just freakin' blows" and "I thought we might have had this" meaning Andrew being put up. She says they are not as dumb as she wanted them to be. Monet joins them and says how this is fucked up.

This is cue to leave them to talk. Monet calls everyone in the house "fake" and Britney says "this whole house is BS and I'm so over it". Monet says she wants to do a voluntary exit and leave early. Britney wants to do it too. Monet says she would walk out if she wasn't going to lose her 10,000 dollars. Now they call Kathy an "old hag". LOL! Now they start in on their mean girls stick and start verbally attacking everyone. Monet knows she's dead game player walking. Britney now says she doesn't care if she leaves next week.

HA HA! Now they say Rachel is "so jealous" of Monet! LOL! Don't make me piss myself here Britney. Holy fuck you ARE funny as fuck! Britney now says "what is this even worth to me" about staying to be evicted a week or so later. She misses her family and now is about to lose her only friend in the house. Monet claims to say "if I don't like you I'll tell you right to your face" yet she says nasty shit under her breath and NOT to their faces.

Now Monet calls Kathy a "hooker" and hopes she doesn't have her cop job after this! LOL! Britney is literally about to cry. Monet wishes it was Thursday now and leave before Jury starts. Britney is now wanting to tell everyone how it is cool to put her up now to leave before being trapped in Jury. Britney keeps repeating how this isn't worth it. She claims she is getting paid less than she would be at home at her job. Monet now calls Rachel a "shanky ass ho bitch" and Britney now plans on talking up how beautiful Monet is and her modeling career once she leaves to get at Rachel and Kristin. Now they attack Kristin's boob job. Britney now says Monet has a "brain". HOLY FUCK this is just too funny.

As the day progesses the house get boring. Basically boring. We know who's leaving, Monet. There's nothing big happening. The house continues to get more divided. Enzo hates Brendon's side of the house more and more. Britney and Monet continue to be Mean as fuck behind everyone's back but never to their face. TALK ABOUT PUSSY BITCHES!

Just before midnight Kathy, Kristin, Rachel and Brendon BITCH and MOAN about Monet and Britney. Rehashing what they've said, did. Brendon WON'T FUCKING LET GO about how Monet never said "thank you" when he cooked or doesn't clean fucking dishes. SERIOUSLY? But that's the game of Big Brother. There's EPIC DOUCHE BAGS in the house sometimes where they will put you on the block and/or vote you the fuck out just because you didn't fucking say "thank you" when they wiped your ass for you.

Brendon and Kristin and Kathy all agree that they are about to go AWF on them any second. Rachel actually tries to tell them to hold back but Brendon is ready to just mouth off on them. Really he wants to be the mature one, talk DOWN to them and just point his mature finger at them about how bad they are and how good of a person they need to be.

They also agree that Britney, once she loses Monet, is going to attach herself to Enzo and flirt the fuck out of Lane's hard on and basically grab the guys on the other side to help her. WHATEVER BRENDON! Now Brendon believes that if he hates Britney and Monet that the entire house hates them and wants them out next week. He fucking believes that Enzo is going to vote out Britney JUST BECAUSE the house supposely wants Britney out. Brendon starts talking about "positive attitude" and my ears bleed listening to him. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HANDSOME MAN. Just get naked and jerk off on the cams for us. And don't talk anymore.

Inside Britney leads the rest of the house on a bitch fest about Brendon's side of the house. Andrew and Ragan are asleep while Britney talks with Monet and the GANG. Enzo says that "they" meaning Brendon and Rachel have said to the "strong" players that they want the floaters out and have told the floaters that they want the "strong" out. Not sure where he got this from but that's not true.

Britney now says she's sad and doesn't want "either one of you to leave". Enzo now talks about the end game when there's five or four people left and how weird that would be. BITCH YOU AIN'T THERE. Stop seeing yourself in the end game. HA HA! Now Britney tells Hayden that when he was HOH he was "respectful" and more socialable. Holy shit this house is offically bitter and mean... just how I like it!

Just as Matt says "those sneaky fucks" talking about Rachel and her side of the house upstairs the outside "assholes" come inside. But before they reach the door Lane whistles to warn them that the "assholes" are walking in. The talk changes to how cold shit is around the house. FUCKING COWARDS. Enough with being shitty behind everyone's back, fight fight fight!!!

Day 20

Just as midnight arrives Enzo is in the hot tub, possibly farting from his slop fishsticks diet, watching Hayden run over to him to talk to him quickly. Enzo hopes Britney will win HOH next week and puts up Rachel and Andrew. Hayden likes this. Talks about backdooring Brendon. Hayden thinks what is "amazing" is how no one has any clue about their alliance, Matt, Hayden, Enzo and Lane. Seriously shit head, your alliance members are being grouped together because the rest of the house is against them.

You're not part of Matt, Enzo and Lane yet but when your boys start getting picked off expect one of them to RAT your ass out to take you down with them. Now Hayden hates how Kathy has changed "big time". Hayden says Kathy is not playing "smart" and they both call her a "weak" player. HA! Watch that bitch win HOH! Lane joins them laughing that if Kathy does get HOH and tells him that she's putting him up that Lane will look at her directly and tell her "no you're not" and then she won't because I guess women are scared of Lane. Matt comes outside LIKE AN IDIOT to talk with his boys.

I mean seriously.. all four of you talking at the hot tub isn't suspicous? Matt says about Monet "fuck it, she's gone". Enzo is saying all he cares about is that Brendon and Andrew "drop out" of the HOH comp. He believes the rest of the house will go after Brendon. UM NO, not anymore. Enzo, if you, Lane, Hayden, Matt or Britney don't win HOH you're all fucked! Male Twats better win!

Now Andrew today won't be eating, working, batheing, fucking, jerking off because of some religious holiday. For 25 hours he has to do this religious stuff. He did warn some of the people in the house that this would be happening. I also forgot to tell you that Andrew TOLD Kathy about Hayden and Kristin's secret showmance!!!

I'm not sure if Kathy has told others yet but she will soon! THIS piece of information would be a good one to test Hayden's alligence. If he lies about it and Kristin admits to it that Hayden is keeping shit from them and not really ever part of their side of the house.

Over in the Have Not bedroom Monet and Britney talk. Monet says she "hates" campaigning against Matt but both agree that they have to this week. Monet says she really wants to stay this week. Monet says "I just have to get this done" meaning gathering votes. Back outside Lane is still ranting about how the girls will keep on going after each other pushing the GANG to the jury house.

Hey dumb fuck, Rachel already pointed out how the girls are only going after each other and the guys are loving this.. They'll redirect their pussy guns in your direction soon enough Lane! Hayden hates that Britney is talking about not wanting to get to jury now. That she should leave next week if the other side wins. Enzo says Rachel "has her eyes open" and she is "smart" but has not "common sense", to which Matt says "zero". BITTER MUCH MALE TWAT?

Upstairs in the HOH room Brendon tells Rachel that "we can turn these people against each other, to take the target off our backs". He gives her a reassuring kiss that this will happen. They continue to talk, kiss, roll around in bed and then Brendon is back to hating on Britney. You see Britney told Rachel earlier tonight a rude comment. Rachel asked Britney if she wanted to play a game but Britney said "I'm in the middle of a conversation" and shunned Rachel. This is when Rachel played the ABC game with Monet. Monet used words like A for alliance, E for Eviction, D for Dumbasses, H for Ho, basically taking verbal stabs at Rachel in front of her. Brendon wants to go AWF on Britney for talking to Rachel like that.

Day 20 Part 2

WHOA! FIGHT FIGHT pathetic FIGHT FIGHT! It took 20 days before the first mini, almost one sided cry fest fight. You see Monet today has put her campaigning into overdrive. She says she doesn't want to go against Matt but SHE IS! So today she started working the votes. She knows she needs Kathy's vote so Monet approaches Kathy and FAKE apologizes to Kathy about being shitty to her over the past few days. Her essential pitch to Kathy is to vote how you want, meaning vote me, your BFF again after I treated you like shit. She tells Kathy not to vote how Brendon and Rachel want and how Kathy should play for her, not them.

So what does Kathy do after Monet is done with her and believes Kathy has been somewhat influenced? Well Kathy goes and tells Kristin THE GOOD STUFF about her chat! You see when Kathy talked with Monet she kinda gave her hope that she would think about what Monet was saying but when she talked with Kristin she basically said she's voting Monet the fuck out! Basically Kathy says "it's too late" for Monet to try to come and be on Kathy's side now.

So later, maybe an hour or so after her chat with Kathy, Monet is back to campaigning with Hayden now in the Have Not bedroom. Monet does the same "don't vote for them, vote how you want to vote" pitch to Hayden. Hayden agrees that is how he's always going to vote, how he wants. You see what Monet is doing. She's NOT campaigning against Matt but more so campaigning against Brendon and Rachel BUT with Matt being the casualty of being voted out so she can stay and eventually go after Brendon and Rachel. I can't WAIT for Matt to find out about this! Hayden then LIES to Monet saying he still doesn't know how he's going to vote this week. LIAR!

So they end their chat and Monet heads back into the house. Monet then aks Hayden a "quick question" as they walk past the kitchen. She asks him if Kristin hates her. He says no. Monet says she doesn't "dislike" Kristin. HA! Okay, fine, you don't dislike her but you HATE HER! Monet is all smiles and laughing with Hayden because she believes her pitch is working, that she is finding out no one in the house is Brendon and Rachel's bitches.

OHHH Snap! Hayden heads to the restroom while Monet heads outside. Here we find Kristin and Hayden now talking. Hayden is spilling his chat with Monet to Kristin but gets interrupted by Rachel. Here we find out Rachel quickly asks Kristin flat out if she's going to "flip". Kristin has this "what the fuck are you talking about" look. They both ask Rachel who said this and Rachel says BRITNEY! Kristin laughs calling it a joke! SO RACHEL STARTED THIS BULLSHIT FIGHT!

Talk turns to Kristin talking about starting her period now. Rachel offers the HOH bathroom to Kristin for the rest of the week to have her bloody periods in there. She then tells Kristin not to forget about the slumber party later this week.

Minutes later outside Hayden, Enzo, Kathy, Kristin and Britney are all on the couches. Talk is about movies or something but then Kristin flat out asks Britney if she said did you guys, meaning Monet and her, have Kristin's vote for Monet to stay. Britney says "what?". An easily annoyed Kristin says RACHEL told her that Britney said this. Britney says "no" and Kristin says "okay, I'm just telling you what I've heard". And here Kristin goes on to say how she doesn't want it to appear that she's against Matt.

Matt and Kathy now drive the conversation about Rachel coming downstairs to sleep with Brendon in the Have Not cot bed. Hayden goes inside and then Kristin gets up to get some more water from the outside mini fridge. She goes inside.

In the storage room Matt is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT about the votes. Counting his 3 boys, Ragan and how he needs Kristin's vote. Hayden then says he heard that Rachel is hearing that Kristin is possibly going to flip her vote to keep Monet. Hayden says Rachel then approached Kristin about it and how it pissed Kristin off. That Rachel told Kristin that Britney was the one who told her this.

Now Hayden is telling Matt about Kristin telling Britney outside, in front of everyone, how why is she going around telling people that she is going to flip to keep Monet. Hayden claims Kristin told Britney that she is flat out voting Monet out but I didn't hear that. It think from what Kristin told Britney that is can be assumed that Monet is getting voted the fuck out.

Matt seems relieved to hear this. Both tell each other how each doesn't have to worry about Ragan or Kristin's vote, how they each have them basically in their side and are able to do what they want with them, as if they are game pieces that they control. They'll learn soon enough.

They break out of the storage room and Hayden goes into the double bed room where Andrew is. Kathy is telling Hayden how Britney just came up to her and asked if she is the one who told Rachel that Britney said she and Monet had Kristin flipping this week. Kathy says no and told Britney the usual "I don't know what the hell is going on" crap. Kathy, always playing the super dumb card.

Kathy is getting PISSED AWF being accussed of stuff she didn't do. She leaves and walks into the house passing the front door saying "we need to restock houseguests". LOL! LOVE IT! Kathy goes straight over to the Cabana room and tries to open it. She can't either because it is locked or she can't figure out how to do the "5,1,3" combination. She tells them "You're going to have to open this". Brendon and Rachel are in there almost completely under a cover talking, most likely kissing. Brendon gets up to unlock the door and Kathy tells Rachel that she has to get up and go talk to Britney about all this mess.

Enzo comes into the Cabana room while Kathy starts explaining what happened and how Britney was DEVILISHLY INSANELY MEAN-LY accusing her of telling Kristin that she said Kristin was going to flip this week.

So now the house heads outside where Monet and Britney are. Almost everyone is outside, especially Kathy and Kristin. Rachel goes up to Britney and Monet, who are near the end of the outside couch and tells them, well basically that Monet hasn't talked to her for the first 13 days in the house, has already won 10,000 dollars and that if Monet had won HOH that she would have thrown both her and Brendon on the block. Rachel tells mostly all this to Britney while Monet stands there and then basically says that her goal this week is to get Monet out.

Rachel then tells Monet, looking at her, that has been her goal this entire time and how she told Monet this ahead of time. Rachel says there's no reason to cause unnecessary drama in the game. Britney keeps saying "yes" and "yeah" and "you're right". Rachel then tells Monet again how if you go home, that it isn't personal, BUT IT IS that you're going home with 10,000 dollars.

Now Kristin chimes in on how Matt doesn't deserve to go home and how that is the "bottom line". Britney then starts saying that no one said no one was out to get Monet and then brings up how Kristin had said she was going to flip her vote. Britney denies saying it and Rachel says "someone said you said it happened". Trust me, I don't get it either because Hayden just told Matt earlier that Britney told Rachel who then told Kristin. So now Rachel is saying someone else told her this piece of information. So who's causing the fucking drama? Rachel?

Britney then brings up a damn good point that she and Kristin don't even talk so where would this statement could have come from? Rachel is dumb to say "that it doesn't matter who said it" but that it was said. BITCH I can't wait for Rachel's words to be made up via someone else and watch her have to defend herself against someone's lie.

Britney is now saying she hasn't campaigned to anyone about keeping Monet her. Rachel also just ADMITTED that she assumed Britney had Kristin's vote. I'm sorry but was I the only one that caught this? I'm thinking Rachel was the one who started all this shit. Britney AGAIN asks Rachel who said it and Rachel doesn't want to give that piece of information away to start "unnecessary drama".

Inside at the open bedroom Matt is talking to Ragan about how he doesn't want to get involved in all this drama. Ragan says flat out that if anyone else besides Britney votes to keep Monet that those people will be his "automatic targets" for next week! WHOA! OHHHH! Matt is now telling Ragan that Hayden told him that Brendon and Kathy and the people "upstairs" are trying to suddenly keep Monet and get out Matt. LIE! Matt hates that Kristin confronted Britney earlier about the vote and it seems clear that Matt is the person behind all this. It has to be him.

Monet comes inside and walks up to them and is crying saying "this is fucking crazy!" Monet then rehashes everything to them. Of course Monet's version of the "you deserve to go home" is tainted with dramatic re-enactments. Monet says how Brendon tried to jump in and talk for Rachel and how supposely Rachel started the hate between them with the eye roll at the POV meeting. What caused Monet to leave was Rachel didn't want to use the term "bitch" or something like that.

Monet is like now crying hard in front of Matt and Ragan but then stops here and there to trash Rachel and Brendon and Kristin.

OHHH! Britney and Rachel are talking in the HOH at around 5:30pm. Basically Britney is telling Rachel that she is "100% honest" that she is NOT going after Brendon or Rachel next week BUT SHE IS! Rachel then tells her that someone told her that Britney said to them that she IS going after Brendon next week, WHICH SHE IS! Britney is caught in a LIE but says she didn't say that, that her target is Andrew! LIAR! Well Andrew is her target but she wants to backdoor Brendon as the end result BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK, SHE DOESN'T HAVE HOH YET!

HOLY FUCK! Now the house is having a meeting. About who said he and she said. I'm coming in on Matt verbally "softly" attacking Brendon and Rachel about how he was STRONG ARMED into volunteering to go up on the block! A whole load of shit came out. Here's the basic points.

Brendon and Rachel were against Matt and Matt was against them. Enzo, Lane and Hayden kept their damn mouths shut. The couple said that Matt volunteered to be nominated but then he would go to people in the house and play it up how he had no idea he was getting put up and how angry he was at Brendon and Rachel for putting him up this week. Basically both Britney and Monet threw Matt under the bus saying he did make it known that he was shocked about being put up, that he wanted "revenge" and never told most of them that he volunteered.

Now Matt's rebutal was that he felt forced to be put up on the block as a volunteer because Rachel and Brendon flat out asked him if Andrew was up on the block against Monet, would he vote out Monet. He of coures didn't want to lie to them for some STUPID REASON and told them that he would vote out Andrew. That if they wanted Monet out that they had to put him up on the block to guarenette that Monet would be voted out with him up against her. So that's where the "volunteer to go up" shit came from.

Matt started using the term "bullying" when he refered to Brendon and Rachel talked to people this week into voting out the person that they wanted to leave this week. Of coures no one jumped at the chance to say "yeah I was bullied". Monet, now hearing how Matt went up and basically allowed for Monet to leave easily with him on the block, well Monet just emotionally went off softly on Matt. Telling him that he did infact toy with her and how she knows now that Matt was part of engineering Monet's eviction this week.

You see ALL Matt had to do was to lie to Brendon and Rachel that he wanted Monet out and that would have ended there. But you see Matt didn't want to lie to Brendon and Rachel so early on. He SHOULD have lied to them to get them to feel like putting up Andrew was a safe bet for them in getting Monet out. But he didn't play like that. He CHOSE to make it known he was going to vote how he wanted, all he had to do was FUCKING LIE!

So Monet knows now how he offered to go up to make sure Monet would leave. She took this very personally and wants nothing to do with Matt now. Near the end of the endless "he said, she said" going back and forth between Brendon & Rachel and Matt, Matt finally got up and left but before leaving made it known that HE is after Brendon and Rachel. That the entire house is and that they'd basically be stupid not to be targeting them because they were a "showmance".

Funny thing is Hayden was sitting next to Matt when he made it known that showmances should be a target. Hayden and Kristin are an item now and Matt still has no idea. Only Andrew and Kathy know this. Matt left when Britney asked him if he said he wanted Britney out and he said no. Britney said Rachel said this and it is TRUE, Matt did say he wanted Britney out when it was just going to be Monet and Britney on the block, before POV. If he had a choice he wanted Britney out over Monet, mainly because Enzo wanted to keep Monet. So that is true but when Rachel confirmed that Matt had said this he got up and left.

After he left the meeting, Lane and Enzo had already left at this point, but after Matt got up and left Monet told everyone that she understands her getting voted out for winning 10 grand is fine but she warned them that this if this is how Matt is going to play that you all better get him out because he'll do what he did to her to them. TRUE DAT!

Remember this house meeting's true intentions were for Britney to try to clear her name about the whole Kristin mess but it turned to Matt versus Brendon and Rachel. This snowballed into so much more.

Right now I'm dying to find out how Kristin feels about Matt after this. The main point that Brendon said when he left the meeting was that everyone is going to take what they want from this meeting and that was it. Basically everyone has a choice who they want to believe, hate or no longer trust after this meeting.

Later in the mess of everyone moving around the house, Matt kept digging here and there to Rachel about certain issues but he basically made her look like a fool when he called her a hypocrite when she accused him of being "shady" for playing both sides of the house when she tried to call a secret "shady" meeting and lied to Matt about Kathy "sleeping" and Hayden needing to fix a "clogged tiolet". Rachel didn't know how to respond to that. He got her there. But she tried to reverse it back to him and his actions during this week's nominations. He blames the replacement nominee on Rachel but I BLAME IT ON HIM for not just lying to them.

With Andrew on the block Matt would have lied anyways and his side of the house would have voted out Andrew thus hurting Rachel and Brendon. For some reason Matt didn't want to go that route.

I'm sorry but I hate MATT. He's no super genius! He's an IDIOT! Really the super genius right now is LANE! He's under the radar, no one is fighting with him and he's out of all the drama. I can't imagine Matt coming into the house wanting to get exposed, called out and have people against him so early on. HE'S AN IDIOT!

Now Britney is going around the house trying to find out who told Rachel that Britney said she had Kristin's flip vote this week. She's slowly asking everyone trying to find out who said it and Rachel will never admit to it. Ragan tells Britney he is going to go talk to Rachel to find out who said it. Lane is there talking with Britney now and basically tells Britney to talk "dumb" to him because he's not good at all this "politics". LOL!

Kristin is in the double bed room telling Rachel how she still thinks Monet needs to leave this week, how Matt will be a huge target to keep around next week. Kathy has joined them and I didn't catch her talk with them but Ragan is now in there talking. All agree Rachel and Brendon didn't bully anyone this week. Rachel says Brendon is not running his life at all this week. She now says she is falling in love with Brendon, she doesn't care who knows now.

Later, around 9pm, Kristin as joined Lane, Hayden and Matt outside at the hot tub. Matt is awkwardly smiling, trying to have a "good time" around the house, acting like what just happened didn't phase him... he asks Kristin what's the 'good word". She says she's still voting out Monet no matter what. Matt thanks her for that.

Inside Monet is talking to Britney and Kathy how much she hates Matt now and wants NOTHING to do with him anymore, doesn't even want to talk to him anymore. She's just D.U.N. with him.

Matt heads inside and walks past Monet near the sliding glass door. Andrew is now back in the mix telling everyone his religious holiday is over. Andrew says "back to normal" while Matt says nothing is normal in the house as he walks to the back bedrooms. Monet and Britney head upstairs to find Rachel but Rachel is in the storage room talking with Ragan. Not sure what about.

If anyone is playing all sides of the house Ragan is! He tried to stand up for Matt at the house meeting, he's comforting Britney in the cabana room soon after, he's talking with Rachel's and her girls in the double bed room, he's now talking with Rachel. He's always on everyone's good side, never against anyone.

Here we go. Ragan now tells Rachel how Matt was honest with them upstairs but did lie at the house meeting about the aftermath of the nomination. Now Ragan, who CLEARLY has no idea what's going on is telling Rachel to get with Matt and telling him that she will keep him safe this week from going home if he promises to NEVER put her and Brendon on the block FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKING GAME! Holy fuck this is funny.

Ragan now says to Brendon who walks into the storage room that he is closest to both Rachel and Matt. How Rachel didn't throw Matt "under the bus" at the nomination replacement ceremony has to mean something. He's basically trying to bring Matt and Rachel together after this. I DON'T CARE WHAT RAGAN HAS TO SAY HERE because it's obvious he has no idea what's really going on. He feels Matt has no one in the house except for Matt and Rachel. It's crazy! Ragan loves to hear himself talk game... just like me!

OH GAWD! Ragan rushes out of the storage room happy that I think Rachel and Brendon want to make a deal with Matt but I just dont' give a fuck. Ragan is fucking all this up by getting in between all this. Matt continues to say how Rachel lied about Matt repeatedly saying he wanted to go on the block. ENOUGH RAGAN PLAYING FOR MATT! Your game is good right now, no one has you on their fucking radar, well except for Lane but I think Lane is no longer after you.

Now Ragan is saying how Monet came out of this house meeting with a halo on her head. Ragan wants Monet GONE! Ragan pets Matt's super ego as Matt loves to hear Ragan fight for him even when he didn't even ASK for him to do it! Ragan.. you're pathetic!

Whoa! I'm about to head out for the night but Rachel and Brendon are talking in the HOH room and here Rachel is telling Brendon that she TRUSTS Britney more than Kristin?!?!?! WHAT THE FAKE TITTY FUCK? Whoa! Rachel thinks Britney doesn't want "our blood" or to "break us up"! LOL! It's cool. When either Rachel or Brendon leave next week they will return to reunite with whichever is left in the house when Allison Grodner brings back a houseguest. Rachel and Brendon WON'T DIE in the house until Jury starts.

Ohhh Lane tells Ragan outside how he has lots of "gay friends" back home! OH REALLY! Ragan is talking about how he is trying to hold himself from using the term "fag" because he feels Perez Hilton would show him saying it. Lane says he feels like an ass because he does use that word every now and then but they agree Ragan can be called "Queer Bait". WHAT? But really, Lane says he has "gay friends" back home! I'M SO JEALOUS! You know they all want to suck his country dick!

Damn it! So hard to leave this. Matt is now in the HOH room talking to Rachel as Brendon leaves. He says everything she said and he said downstairs was true but her saying he said repeatedly that he wanted to go on the block, well he still thinks she's lying about it but she says he did. Now they compliment each other and Rachel says... ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, that she wants him to win. That if she's in the final 2 with him that she will tell the jury to vote for him over her. WHAT THE FUCK EVER! I'm so fucking done with Rachel!

Ignoring this converation between them! DELETE!

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July 16, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 16, 15, 14, 13

Day 13-16

Day 13

Morning has come and gone for Day 13. Early in the morning Lane and Brendon get to talking in the kitchen. I KNOW, RIGHT? Like when the fuck did Brendon and Lane ever get time alone to make out- I mean talk. Brendon makes it known that he is just fucking D.U.N., DONE with Annie. Lane just can't with her anymore. Both agree that they are the 2 closest to Annie in the house and neither can help her, both want her to leave the house and just be done with it.

Outside Brendon has talked with Andrew as well about what will happen next week if Andrew gets HOH. Brendon suggests going after Enzo. Andrew won't commit to anything or agree to whatever Andrew suggests about that but just tells Brendon that they will talk about it later. Both agree that neither can trust Briteny or Monet, AT ALL.

Later in the HOH room Lane & Hayden get to talking. Hayden reveals what Kristin told him last night about who she would put up, go after, Money & Britney. They both feel very safe next week no matter who gets it. Both see Rachel and Brendon going up on the block again next week almost no matter who gets HOH.

Brendon becomes the talk of their conversation. Lane thinks Brendon is "fake" and can be tricked into believing he is to be trusted but then backdoor or sucker punch him in the game, turning on him after gaining his trust. Use him to get what they want and then toss Brendon out. Well whatever, as long as Brendon stays longer in the house shirtless and showering.

Later Lane and Britney talk in the open bedroom about Annie and Brendon. Mostly about Annie. Britney still wanting Annie out but does hear Annie's arguement for staying. Saying Annie has a "valid point" in that Rachel and Brendon are an alliance. Funny thing is no one is really scared of Brendon and Rachel. They all believe they can just be both put on the block again next week with Brendon being the first one to leave out of the 2. Britney also believes Rachel getting HOH next week is basically Brendon's HOH.

What's this? BEEEEP! BEEEEP! Ragan is hearing a beeping noise in the house. Not sure what it is. He hears it near the open bedroom, the have not bedroom and even the living room. Brendon gets involved as Ragan thinks it has something to do with the HOH comp this week. Brendon agrees and that nothing that happens in the house is for no reason. But Brendon leaves Ragan to his BEEEPing investigation as Brendon just doesn't seem to care all that much. Ragan sits near the main hallway to the house waiting for the BEEEEP!

There it is again! But this time the BEEEP was quickly followed by "Please Go To The Diary Room". Then BEEEEP! again.

OHHHH SHIT! There it is! Between the Have Not and the Open Bedroom, in the hole in the wall is some weird looking device that is releasing a series of BEEPS. Ragan is hanging out in the Have Not bedroom counting the time between each Beep. He gives up soon walking away.

Now I'm thinking the loud beeping in the kitchen is the timer at the oven but there really is a small slight tiny BEEP between the Have not bedroom and the open bedroom. I heard the smaller beep myself on the camera and saw the weird device making the noise. Interesting.

Sorry guys and gals but the house is boring today. What's up with no drama or fighting 13 days into the house with these people? Shit, fist fight already!

As night falls we get a rather playful night, the entire house outside, playing pool, chatting, drinking beer and wine, laughing. Well everyone except ANNIE! Annie is moving over to the lounge chair next to Enzo to talk game.

Holy Fuck! Here Annie REVEALS that Brendon first tried to come onto her but when Annie rejected him that he then went to Rachel! LOL! Fine, whatever bitch. Then when Enzo escapes back to the pool table Annie talks to Kathy, game game game game game GAME!

The LAUGH OUT LOUD moment was when Britney walked past Annie and Kathy, we hear Annie say "no one is willing to fight for me" crap quote that makes Britney smile and then she keeps on walking.

Kathy escapes the mouth grip of Annie and heads inside to find Monet and Britney baking cookies. Here we find out Monet and Britney want to get information out of Annie before she leaves. Give her hope, grab her Brendon information and then VOTE HER ASS OUT! Kathy walks by and they bring her in on their mission and actually want Kathy to do the dirty work and get the information.

Kathy agrees and they are heading back outside. Annie has moved on to Lane to talk on the Lounge Chairs. She's sooo stupid. She basically tells Lane what she told the DR about how he is a "teddy bear in a Hillbilly's body". He of course playfully takes offense to it and she talks circles trying to basically turn what she said into a compliment and then tries to call herself a hillbilly and how she was just making fun of herself. JUST STOP BITCH. Holy fuck.

Lane continues to try to get Annie to fight for her to stay in the house and sicks Annie on the rest of the houseguests. Maybe his escape from Annie. Annie has moved over to the large lounge chair where Kathy, Britney, Monet and Ragan are.

UH OH! Drinking, chugging beer Annie starts talking about how she can't wait to bring Brendon down in her final speech. Monet is HUNGRY for information about Brendon. Annie keeps trying to drop hints but is finally pulled away to the hammock by Monet. Here we find Annie playing the same ol' record she's been spewing for days now. Oh, I forgot to mention that Annie claims that Brendon "backstabbed" her. REALLY BITCH? He has no power other than POV to SAVE HIMSELF! He didn't win HOH and he didn't pick the replacement nominee!

BITCH TWAT, you just all mad he chose Rachel over you! Monet seems to be taking in what Annie is saying, giving Annie hope, as she said she would. All Monet is doing is gathering information and is getting it about Brendon. Annie THINKS she's getting into Monet by almost getting her vote and turning her against Team Brendon and Rachel but NOPE, Monet is just using Annie like a tampon. When dirty, toss out!

Over on the backyard couch Rachel and Kristin bond over shoes and their intense love for some brand I can't even pronounce. Oh wait, Annie is again telling Monet that if she goes on the block that she will NEVER vote to evict her and also adds how she doesn't care if Britney stays until the end, that Annie has no intention of getting rid of Britney. I guess Annie isn't going to vote anyone out except Brendon. What's funny is Monet has no idea Kristin HATES her guts and wants her out along with Britney, either or out the door if Kristin wins HOH. Kristin hates her hatred for Monet very well. Cunning player indeed.

Back to Rachel and Kristin laughing, having a good ol' drunk time. Lane takes a seat on the couch and both girls are enjoying his company. Apparently the boys caught a moth and tossed it in a spider web and watched the spider wrap and "bite" the moth.

Inside Enzo, Matt and Brendon talk about Annie. All agree that Annie is still going and how Annie is going to take everyone down with her. Brendon is already ready for Annie to spill shit or start shit about Rachel and him. Their talk soon fades away into random funny life shit and it seems if they even talk about how Big Brother live show Thursday works Big Brother is quick to hit the "Houseguest, you are not allowed to talk about production". It's been like this all night. When Ragan was talking earlier about Big Brother building the HOH comp outside making them on a possible indoor lockdoor all morning and how they probably have to clean all day, well BB put that same damn message over the audio. It's crazy strict this year.

Monet finally escapes Annie. Annie has this accomplished look on her face as she sits on the hammock. DREAM ON BITCH. Minutes later Annie has worked herself inside and is alone with Matt in the kitchen. Andrew is nearby in the bathroom and Annie jokes around but you know she's waiting for the perfect time to start talking game with Matt... but here comes Rachel and Monet inside together to get some of that yummy pizza Matt just made. Rachel is inches away from Annie, who's sitting at the counter. And what do you know, Annie splits! Britney now comes inside with Enzo, all around the pizza. It does look so fucking good.

Over in the open bedroom the BEEEPPing continues. Andrew walks by and says "this beeping better stop!". THE SABOTEUR HAS STRUCK AGAIN! Giving them hell the night before the HOH competition. Not sure why but the camera man just zoomed in on an orange bowl on the main table. WTF?

Monet has walked upstairs to the HOH room where Britney awaits her. The minute she walks in she is quick to say she pretty much got what she wanted from Annie BUT wants Annie to NOT tell everyone at the eviction speech because Monet wants to use that information to benefit her in the game and not have it all out there in the open. Monet sums up Annie's talk as "we just talked and talked and talked".

Monet rehashes the best points about how smart Brendon is, a "nerd at heart" under the jock persona, how Monet figured out that Brendon is in the science field and that is the reason why he's into Rachel, whos' a chemist. Now Monet thinks Brendon is "some kind of a doctor". Britney some how gets from Monet's chat that the "pair" is Annie and Brendon! WHAT? Shut up Britney, thanks for playing the Pair Game. But part of me thinks that Britney is using the "pair" crap to get Monet to focus on keeping the idea of getting rid of Annie, AT ANY COST!

Both agree that Annie has to go. Britney is now pushing for Annie to leave because it looks as if Monet is toying with the idea of keeping Annie. Oh Annie is good talking non stop for days and how it eventually almost sinks in after days and days and hours and hours of non stop game talk.

Day 14

Just as midnight passes and Day 14 begins we find Matt talking with Brendon and Rachel. He basically tells Rachel that she's pretty much staying and wants to give her home, mostly to get in good with her next week if she or Brendon win HOH. Matt is protecting himself here with words of encouragement.

Nothing interesting happens, the house sleeps and then wakes up for a new morning. Later outside Annie and Lane talk on the hammock. Annie continues to play Lane's ego, mentioning that she would love to put her hand down his pants. He said he wouldn't stop her, you know, because Lane is all about having sex with the ladies, cause that's what truck driving Texan masculine men do, fuck women and cum on their titties.

Ohhh what's this? The Saboteur left a message for the houseguests. Telling them all that he/she/it escaped nomination and/or eviction this week. "Nice Try" it says! AWESOME! But WAAAIIITTT. This is BULLSHIT! Another big reason people were enjoying the fact of getting rid of Annie was that some thought she was the Saboteur. But now since ALLISON GRODNER has made it known that Annie is not the Saboteur that I can only assume she's hoping the people wanting to get rid of her for that reason will now keep her since she isn't it.

But wait a minute. Wait a GAWD DAMN MINUTE. Maybe they think she/he/ it is lying about getting off the nomination block and is lying to save herself, aka Annie trying another ploy to stay, that is if she is the Sab. Whatever. Annie is still leaving.

What's this?!?! Kathy has come out of the Diary room and is mad that Big Brother is trying to get her to say things a certain way or things that are not true. She tells this to Britney and Monet who also agree that Big Brother is doing this in the Diary Room. I mean what should we expect from Big Brother but more diary room manipulation.

The time is 4:40pm. Here we find Britney and Monet talking with Hayden in the open bedroom. They share their information with Hayden about how Brendon is some SUPER NERD who is lying about his real job and how smart he is. Hayden is a damn good player. He just sits there, absorbs the information, says a few words, agrees and just lets them spill all their information. Britney still talks about getting rid of Annie.

UH OH! The Beep came again. All three heard it. Briefly talk about the Beep when Lane walks in and lays down in his bed. Ohhh, now it's a cricket or a chirping. Rachel comes in and is told about it and Rachel believes it is part of the game of Big Brother. Rachel just says she doesn't think there will be HOH questions about the time difference between the chirps.. WAY TO GO, cause if it is you just gave that away if they weren't thinking about it.

Hayden wonders though if the game indeed has to do with the BEEPS and the order of the sounds, time between them. Britney keeps down playing the theory and thinks the sounds are just a clue about the style of the game but not really important to the HOH comp. WHATEVAS bitch. She aint winning HOH! Annie walks in and I've LOST MY HARD ON for Lane.

Annie says "they" are building something big outside. They wonder if the competition will be endurance or a comp where you buzz in and the decorations are huge. Then Big Brother, being the ANAL SHIT HOLE it is, buzzs in with "you are not allowed to talk about production". So they stop.

LOL! Annie AGAIN talked about them all voting for her to stay and how she will fight for the house to take out Brendon. Same ol' shit. Annie leaves and Enzo comes in minutes later to a funny Britney getting up out of her bed and playing pointing that "SHE HAS TO GO" meaning Annie. That Annie better not stay and how they don't want to hear her shit anymore. Enzo agrees and both Britney and Monet make it known they are still voting to evict Annie this week!

Now Britney won't stop about how much they need to win HOH this week. Enzo's plan is already out in the open. If their side wins they need to put up Rachel and Andrew with intentions that POV will be used to backdoor Brendon. PUSSY BITCHES all scared of Brendon winning POV again and staying through to week three. You know, if Brendon is taken out next week who will the next target be? I think Rachel will survive so that a large "kill" will be taken out week 3.

The indoor lockdown is over and there has been nothing built outside as Annie thought there was. An oversized large golf club and yellow big golf balls are in the backyard for the houseguests to use and play with. These must be tools in the HOH comp.

8pm passes and we find Monet, Kathy and Annie in the Have Not bedroom. Annie continues to fight the verbal fight in killing the houseguests with her campaigning. Neither confirm that they are voting to keep her. Interesting! Rachel & Britney comes walking into the room! And Annie SHUTS THE FUCK UP. Rachel is sitting only a few feet from a non speaking Annie.

Talk turns to Rachel's breast implants. Rachel blames her doctor on how big they are, how she didn't want them that big. She wanted to get her breast implants out this year, even though she JUST got them last year but she decided to keep them for awhile because they are so expensive to take out.

Annie finally talks and talks about her small breasts. Rachel asks her something funny about why she likes small boobies! Annie admits that she likes "boyish" tits, I think? I'm sure Monet and Britney are going to turn this boob talk into a mocking fun chat later and spread it around the house behind her back.

As the ladies SHIT CHAT in the Have Not bedroom the guys are in the kitchen with Kristin talking, laughing, having their own shit and giggles about life. Kristin doesn't seem to be having a good time, she leaves and heads outside. The men's conversation is mostly about Lane's redneck country back woods life, guns, cutting Bull's nuts off and more guns. OH Lane, just fuck me hard after a sweaty long day on the ranch. YUM!

Rachel heads outside with Brendon and here we find out Rachel seems a little worried walking in on Annie being friendly with Kathy, Britney and Monet. Brendon goes on a bitch fest about Britney and Monet. You see Brendon worked hard to cook everyone dinner tonight and afterwards did most of the dishes on his own. I KNEW Brendon was going to bitch and complain like it was the MTV Real World house about other people not telling him "thank you" and/or helping clean up or even cook.

Kristin is nearby on the hammock while Brendon and Rachel play with the oversized golf kit. She hears them and agrees with Brendon about Britney and Monet not helping out and how they should not win HOH next week. You knew when Kristin heard someone else hating on Britney and Monet that she would chime in. But she is smart enough to stop talking and to remove herself from the chat. Hayden and Matt come outside and the talk stops.

Rachel invites herself with Kristin in the hammock. Kristin welcomes her and both complain about being tired from being tired. Ragan then joins his GAL PALS in the hammock and all make these funny noises of "whoooo" when he gets into the hammock. Ragan has taken a shower and smells good according to the girls.

Ragan says he is going to go to bed early. Rachel thinks she should go to bed too. Fuck them. Let's go over to the outside couch. Lane is trashing Brendon that he's not "athletic". He says Hayden is athletic but really Lane, STFU, Brendon is a swim coach! Lane is hellbent on getting rid of Brendon next week. He's talking with Matt and Hayden by the way. And can you fucking believe that they all agree to throw HOH if Brendon and Rachel are out. They want other people in the house to get HOH and use them to go after Brendon and Rachel. Smart game play though. The problem is if they REALLY want Brendon and Rachel nominated again next week they really have to win HOH because things change. Shit their alliance could get exposed if Britney has HOH and the rest of the house could target the SHITgade.

Annie joins them and I've lost my LANE HARD ON. My dick fell the fuck off as Annie talks. Fuck you Annie.

Back over in the hammock Rachel, Ragan and Kristin are laughing, having a good ol' SUPER GAY time. Laughing, not wanting any drama. But they are boring when they don't creat allliances and are really boring when they talk about fat America.

LOL! Back inside Enzo, Britney and Monet talk in the open bedroom. Britney laughs telling Enzo that they told Annie to come and talk to Enzo about his vote, that Enzo was thinking about keeping Annie. Enzo says "come the fuck on" laughing. Annie talking game is now an official joke in the house, just like I predicted it would be. They will even make fun of her weeks after she leaves.

FINALLY Ragan and his GALS on the hammock talk about the noises in the room. Rachel says that there is a different sound in every room. Rachel says there's even a sound in the kitchen. SHIT, now Kristin is going to tell Hayden all this and he'll tell the GANG. Rachel believes she has figured out the "code". She comes up with these list of numbers and runs off a list of numbers. Hopefully her "over thinking it" fucks Hayden and when he tells his GANG about Rachel's thoughts on the sounds as told by Kristin to him, that they'll fucking lose HOH.

OHHHHH! Ragan thinks each room has a sound and that Julie will play a sound and the houseguests have to correctly guess which sound goes to which room. Rachel wants them to not tell anyone... well good luck with that request girl. Kristin is going to get on her knees and whisper this piece of information against Hayden's surfer salty pecker.

Rachel lets it known that she fears certian people winning because she feels she'll be back on the block next week with Brendon. Inside Enzo, Lane, Britney and Monet listen to the BEEPS and noises. OHHH HOLY SHIT! Annie is talking game with Matt, Matt is picking at his eye, hardly listening, inserting "yeah" here and there. Matt's hand halfway in his shorts... okay AL BUNDY!

Inside Brendon whisper game talks with Kathy. Both agree Annie is just too much with all the game talk. Brendon voices his view on the whole Annie thing and Kathy says Annie hardly knows Brendon and to say he betrayed her is just too much. Brendon heads upstairs to talk to Hayden. Hayden fears or expects Annie to come up to talk to him upstairs.

Hayden says that some people are telling Annie that are going to vote for her but are really not. Brendon says they need to think about Andrew winning HOH next week. I just don't care about this conversation. Hayden's loyalities lies with the GANG and not Brendon. Hayden has it good in so many alliances, fucker is going to win Big Brother if no one suspects his game!

Brendon talks about his fear with Enzo to Hayden. UH OH, Brendon is too trusting around Hayden, the GUY WHO PUT YOU ON THE FUCKING BLOCK! Oh Brendon, smart in life, not in Big Brother. You have to play Big Brother week one and treat the first HOH as someone who is in multiple alliances. The first HOH will have too many deals, alliances and is gathering too much information in week one.

LOL! Annie interrupts by ringing the doorbell but then opens the door to find them talking. She says she will come back later. Hayden jokes that he will be talking with her for 2 hours. LOL! Brendon's shitty chat continues where Hayden plays off how he's not close to Lane, Enzo... D.U.N. with this.

Rachel and Kristin bond more over game talk. Whispering on the hammock about Diary Room talks and she is outed by Big Brother. The houseguests outside make fun of her, yelling out 'GAME TALKER". She talks more and we find out Kristin has included Rachel in "our corner" of the house. Kristin and Rachel are BFF's? LIKE SUPER AWESOME!

Annie is now in the HOH with Hayden talking trashing Brendon. She's trying to pin the Saboteur thing on Brendon because of today's message. BLAH BLAH DELETE ANNIE FROM HOUSE! Annie tells Hayden how she is going to say "digs" in her eviction speech and how if she stays that Brendon will be after her and she will be after him. She keeps pushing how Rachel will make it to the end with Brendon. What's funny is Annie doesn't realize that NO ONE in the house needs Annie for anything anymore.

Day 15

HOLY FUCK! Hayden and Lane have had a mini GANG meeting minus Matt and Enzo. They talk about keeping Annie!!!! Annie has finally busted into their shitty brains and has rested comfortably there. The problem is, like I've said before, is that Enzo DOES NOT want to keep Annie. They can't go against Enzo week one, the start of their alliance! They even talk about back dooring Enzo after they make it to the Jury house! HA HA!

Britney and Monet also toy around with the thought of keeping Annie. Hayden's talk with Annie has given her hope so she's going around the house telling people that Hayden wants her to stay! Britney and Monet talk with Annie about her staying over Rachel and how Annie has to play this way and that way and be a pawn next week and to never nominate Britney until Jury crap.. Annie will of course agree to anything and go back on her word soon after.

Annie's endless talk seems to have broken through. FUCK! BUT WAIT! Enzo is now in the HOH room with his boys and pushes them back into getting out Annie. YES!

As morning comes and goes most of the day is just everyone cleaning and getting ready for their first live show. Annie can be seen and heard practicing her eviction speech. She wants it to be perfect, memorable and a hard stab at Brendon. Also expect a final plea to stay in the house with her choice of words. I expect Julie to question her outside the house, Annie to have a shitty grin, nodding, being all super happy fake with Julie, acting as if she's happy to be out and basically wishes hell and sadness for Rachel and Brendon. I hope Julie tells her who the Saboteur is and I say this because Julie revealing who it is MEANS Annie IS NOT COMING BACK INTO THE HOUSE WITH SOME TWIST LATER ON!!!!

OH! MY! BIG BROTHER GOD! Annie is the Saboteur! Right now she's using her eviction speech LIVE to go after Brendon's game by getting out Rachel to hurt Brendon. She does tell everyone how he lied about his real job and WHATEVAS!

Monet is first to cast her vote. She evicts Annie! YES! Andrew is next. He votes to evict Annie! YES! Next up is Lane. He votes to evict Annie!!!! HOLY SHIT! Next up is- wait. Big Brother goes to commerical. This is done on purpose for people to change their fucking minds last minute. Give Annie more time to talk during commerical break.

IT'S BACK! Kathy is next, she evicts Annie! YES! 2 MORE! Kristin is next! She evicts Annie!!! holy fuck! FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER! Brendon is next! He evicts Annie!

IT'S OFFICIAL, ANNIE IS EVICTED! THE SABOTEUR IS EVICTED! Ragan casts his, against Annie! Come on guys, make it a clean sweep! Enzo is next, evicts Annie! Matt is next, he evicts Annie!!! Britney is next! I am happy to vote to Evict Annie Y'ALL! Annie's eviction is a clean fucking sweep!

Annie leaves, give no love to Brendon or Rachel, hugs Lane first and a few others and says "it's only a game" and leaves to sit down with Julie. Okay so during the final interview Julie Chen gives no hope to Annie that she could be returning. She does hint that she isn't done with the house yet. Could The Sab still be showing messages in the house to fuck with them. WHATEVAS, Allison Grodner's latest shitty attempt to control the game is D.U.N.!

Now for HOH! OMG! RACHEL WON HOH! It came down to Britney, Monet and Rachel!!! Rachel won with the tie breaker question! How many gallons of caramel were in the Have Not competition. Britney answered 41, Rachel answered 80 at the very last second before getting disqualified. Monet also answered the very last second but with 725 GALLONS! IDIOT! But I guess not the biggest idiot since the answer was over 300 gallons.

I hope this week isn't predictable. Britney and Monet on the block this week would be a waste. Brendon has shown interest in going after Enzo and I hope the GANG pushes for Brendon to take out Enzo for them!

FEEDS ARE BACK! Monet is shitting bricks in the Have not bedroom to Matt and Ragan. About how this is really Brendon's HOH and how Brendon will get Rachel to put up Monet. Rachel sits in the kitchen with the rest of the house and then her and Brendon go into the double bed room where Rachel LEAPS into Brendon's arms on the bed and celebrate! Hugging, kissing, Rachel telling Annie "fuck you" about how Brendon is going to carry her through the game when Rachel won HOH and is now actually carrying Brendon!

Andrew walks in and finds them kissing, celebrating and walks over happy as fuck and hugs them both kissing both of them on the head! Andrew leaves them to celebrate. Both Rachel and Brendon just can't stop smiling, talking about how he was on the block with her, he won POV and came off and then she stayed and won HOH! She calls it a "Cinderella".

Rachel says she already knows what she wants to do. FUUCCCKK! She wants Britney and Monet up on the block together, Rachel telling Britney she is the "pawn" with Monet as the main target. Rachel is already talking about winning POV and keeping them the same to "vote Monet the fuck out".

OHHH Rachel noticed Enzo was not happy that she won HOH. She even goes on to say Enzo is not one of her targets this week, how she wants to work together with the "boys". Both "love" Kathy. Both think Lane doesn't "care either way" about anything.

Will return to posting sometime after Big Brother After Dark returns!

Rachel has gotten her HOH room! Everyone chimes in and celebrates. She reads a letter from MOM and it basically says "be less Vegas, more Rachel". LOL! Soon everyone filters out for beer and wine. Kathy is the last one standing in the room. She puts her MOM HAT on and becomes Rachel's mother repeating "I'm so proud of you" crap.

Rachel reveals how she believes had others gotten HOH that she and Brendon would be up on the block again. Kathy hopes Rachel "does the right THANG", you know, since Kathy has such a strong southern accent. She warns of the other houseguest's "fake" ness and change in their behaviour. Rachel is quick to tell Kathy she would "never" put you up on the block or use you as a "pawn". Kathy says she would be "heartbroken" if she were to go on the block but Rachel tells her she is safe this week. So Brendon is safe. Kathy is safe. Ragan is safe. Kristin is safe. Everyone else is fair game.

LOL! Outside a nervous as fuck Hayden and Lane are already getting ready to turn on Enzo. So much for the GANG! Hayden believes Enzo may be a target this week and that if Enzo is on the block that he'll turn on his "boys" to save himself. Lane always believes that Rachel is not HOH, that Brendon is. Hayden agrees, saying that Rachel only has a "key" and some "pictures". Hayden thinks he and Lane need to make some big "power moves". Fuck.. all Rachel needs to hear from Brendon and Andrew that Enzo has to be targeted this week, that Monet and Britney are a waste of a HOH this week! A FUCKING WASTE!

In the kitchen Britney, Monet and Enzo talk about who could be nominated this week. Britney is making it known that she feels she is going on the block with Monet. Enzo plays dumb and just tries to find out information on what they've heard but really the girls just assume they are going up and they are assuming correctly as of right now. Hopefully Brendon and Andrew will change Rachel's mind. I hope Hayden isn't part of the conversation at all.

Monet heads upstairs to "break up" Rachel and Kathy's game talk. Enzo and Britney stay in the kitchen talking about their disappointment of losing HOH. I guess no "DEfense" from Team Bratney! Bitch always talking about "we gotta play defensely" and "we gotta be defense" every week. BITCH YOU LOST!

Britney is next to interrupt the HOH. It's obvious Britney and Monet want to talk with Rachel together to save their asses. Britney and Monet sit there and just watch Kathy and Rachel walk around the room as Rachel unpacks. You know Britney is just like to Kathy... get the FUCK out so we can save our asses. Wishing Big Brother would pull Kathy out to the Diary Room.

SHIT! Kristin talks with Hayden and Lane on the outside couches. She informs them of her chat with Rachel yesterday where she pretty much hinted that Britney and Monet are going to be nominated. They say that's why they are both up there right now in the HOH room. Kristin is all for getting Britney out this week. The problem is Rachel needs to leave Britney in the house knowing how much Kristin hates her. Let them go after each other another week. What Rachel needs to do this week is create new enemies!

Rachel should be aware that the men are getting along too well. No arguments between them. She needs to find out why the guys are after only the girls and not each other. She probably won't figure out the GANG's alliance but she should consider putting 2 of the men in the house against each other to create a new division in the house. New enemies and new fractions in the house. To redirect the attention off the couple and onto 2 alpha men who have to turn against each other to survive in the game and each gather votes against the other. Is Rachel this smart? I doubt it. Girls hating on girls. What a waste.

FINALLY KATHY LEFT HOH! It's now just Britney, Monet and Rachel to talk. Britney tries to start the conversation about Rachel's new HOH bed. Just get to it! DAMN IT! Brendon is now in the HOH room taking a seat at the table stopping Monet and Britney from talking with Rachel. But really Britney and Monet should just talk to them as one since they will be married after this. Treat them as one entity.

SHIT! Britney gives up and offers to leave Brendon and Rachel alone in the HOH room to talk. Monet is soon to follow. WHAT LOSERS! Rachel and Brendon have some shots of tequlia, one of the items in her HOH basket. Both toast to having a fun week, kicking ass with grace and dignity and class. Little does he know how much of a TWAT Rachel was in the Diary Room to Annie. Brendon can't handle the straight tequila shot. Rachel wants to do more but Brendon wants to hold it off for other nights.

Rachel straddles Brendon in one of the HOH chairs and informs him that she doesn't want to go outside. BITCH HORNY! Now their kisses and talk turn to game talk. Rachel doesn't know about Matt and are aware of Enzo's reaction to her winning HOH. Great, they are already talking "you have to win HOH next week" so that the house can be scared of them more.

Now they talk about Britney and Monet being the "mean" girls in the house. They JUST SAID that had Britney and Monet gotten HOH that they both would have been on the block together and that now they have HOH that the house expects them to go after Britney and Monet. Everyone else is safe. This shouldn't be! Rachel and Brendon HAVE to target new people, make new enemies! Rachel of course hates her HOH pictures that her mom sent her. They take another shot of Tequila and Brendon can't handle it. Rachel basically asks Brendon why he's such a wimp about it! Brendon admits he can't handle it.

Matt is in the Have Not bedroom with Lane paranoid that he's going on the block. He wants to give Rachel all these "reasons" why Britney is the Saboteur. Lane is all for it. Here Lane informs Matt of the chance of Enzo going up on the block. He also informs Matt that Brendon thinks he's with Hayden and Matt likes hearing that. Lane is AGAIN treating Rachel like a "girl" by saying this is Brendon's HOH.

Lane is such a shithole man, back in the stone ages of a man controls a woman's thoughts and actions. SEXY ASSHOLE! Lane now worries Matt about Enzo going up and turning on his alliance. Matt tells Lane "you have to have faith in it" meaning their alliance. Hopefully Matt will tell Enzo about Lane and Hayden thinking he'll flip on them in a second. They break and move out into the house.

HOT! Rachel and Brendon talk about Enzo being a target this week, hard to figure out. Rachel is unsure of Lane but both like Hayden. DAMN IT! Put his ass on the block for making you both a huge target for week one! USE him as a PAWN to return the favor of the hell he put them through. Rachel is slurring her words and Brendon says he is "super buzzed".

MEAN! Rachel called her mom's letter to her "lame". BITCH! Way to hurt your mom's feelings. Kathy tried to point it out to Rachel earlier that BB probably edited her mother's letter and taking certain things out.

Well, downstairs Britney, Matt, Monet, Hayden, Lane all talk about their facebook pages. Well Hayden brags he has over 700 facebook friends. Britney says she has over a hundred. Lane doesn't say anything 'cause CUMPOOTERS are too much for him. Lane moves over to the large table and whistles outloud. Nothing interesting.

Day 16

So as midnight starts the 16th day we have a pretty much drunk Rachel wondering through the house. It's not as funny as you think it would be. Big Brother called her in the Diary Room, most likely to tell her to control her drinking. She claims she can handle herself when drunk. Monet even went as far as to call Rachel an "alcoholic".

The vibe still remains that Monet and Britney are both going up on the block, a waste of a HOH, I think at least. Rachel is still trying to get Brendon not to trust Enzo at all in the game and that the guys are not as good as they seem to him.

Around 1am Monet searches for the source of the sounds. She FINDS ONE! The cricket making one. Soon the house finds another one as they want these noises to stop. In another part of the house Hayden and Kristin talk about hating Britney and here we find out that Kristin thinks Rachel is a "good" person and just like I predicted, Kristin likes Rachel. Here we also find out that Hayden does not like Rachel, at all!

During the late night hours Kristin and Hayden find common ground, shit to relate to and basically talk as if they were on a first date. TV SHOWMANCE LOVE is brewing between them. They actually spoon in one of the double beds but soon Kristin goes to her own bed. They also talk about how Big Brother put them in the house together for a reason and how it worked, how much they are getting along. Hayden really needs to realize how stupid this is. The house is targeting Rachel and Brendon because they are a couple and when that couple is split up the house will refocus on Hayden and Kristin as the new couple to go after.

Hayden and Kristin really need to team up with Rachel and Brendon as a 4 person alliance. I mean if they all seriously want to keep fucking their partners then they have no choice but to team the butt fuck up.

As morning comes to start a few new day the house is quick to start talking with Rachel about who should go up. Britney is up to talk first and pushes for Andrew to be nominated. Kristin is next to talk and wants Monet up with Britney. And during Rachel's talk with Lane she wants Lane to keep her and Brendon safe, at least until Jury House starts. YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

Ohhh Monet is now in the HOH room and Monet LIES telling Rachel that had she or Britney won that Rachel or Brendon would not have been going on the block. Rachel flat out tells Monet thatshe is one of her targets this week. Monet really doesn't save herself or sell out the guys in the house.

Hayden talks with Rachel in the HOH next and does express concern that if people see him and Kristin as the new house couple that they will be targeted next! ALIGN WITH BRENDON AND RACHEL DAMN IT! And whaaaaa? Rachel tells Hayden she thought he was the best looking guy in the house! EGO COCK STROKING SESSION for Hayden now? Looks like it. Hayden for some reason trusts Rachel to keep the Hayden/Kristin couple secret. Maybe a good sign that Brendon and Rachel wouldn't be a huge target next week.

4pm in the house, the feeds are back after a few hours off as the house plays the next Have Not competition. So far the Have Nots have come inside to a table full of fish sticks. Fish sticks and slop all week long. Enzo is defintiely a Have Not as he is already cooking some to eat. Brendon is also a Have Not. This means he can NOT sleep in the HOH room over night. Britney is also a Have Not this week.

WHOA! The feeds cut away for a few minutes and when it returns the house has found out that Annie was the Saboteur! Everyone is screaming and freaking the fuck out. Talking over each other. Calling it "crazy" and "I don't believe it" and "Oh My God". Brendon, Rachel and Kathy are upstairs talking and all say "good job house and good job Big Brother 12" for taking out the Saboteur.

Downstairs the rest of the house can't stop talking a mile a minute. Matt says "now there's no twist". Lane is just dumb shocked. He gets up and wants to shake hands apologizing to Andrew thinking he was the Sab.

What's FUNNY about this is earlier Matt tried to get Rachel and Brendon to target Britney this week with his "she's the Saboteur" motive. Britney now tells Andrew "Andrew, can I say I'm sorry" and Andrew is loving not being known as the Saboteur anymore.

Britney then wonders if someone else in the house is going to be asked to be the new Saboteur but no one thinks so. Matt loves that during week one they got out the Saboteur. HA HA! Matt just said "worst twist in Big Brother history!"

5pm. Brendon talks with Hayden and Rachel in the HOH room. Hayden continues to express his concern of going on the block for last week and Brendon is ready to move on and wants Hayden to just forget about it. WHAT? Brendon says that he wants to play "intelligently" and not about revenge. All agree that now since Annie was the Sab that they can trust each other more. Ezno is still the target of concern and there's almost hinting of Enzo being taken care of soon, if not this week then next week.

Interesting Brendon points out to Hayden how he's seen Enzo, Matt, Lane, Monet and Britney hanging out. A possible alliance. Brendon THINKS Hayden is not part of this side of the house. Now Brendon thinks that this week Monet should go this week and Britney next week. DON'T PLAN OUT NEXT WEEK OR EVEN TOMORROW DUMBASS! It's useless to plan next week. Brendon's dumbass mind wants everyone to play with the "same path" of getting out Britney and Monet back to back. Um... SHIT HEAD, last week the house wanted you and Rachel out back to back, it didn't happen because you never know what's going to happen.

Brendon with power is not a good side of him. Brendon thinks if you play with revenge you will lose this game and if you play smart and make good moves you'll go far. SHUT UP. I love Brendon's body but seriously, shut the fuck up with this holier than thou game play that you think everyone should play.

I'm actually saying this. GET BRENDON OUT NEXT WEEK! Hate his style of game play but still LOVE HIS BODY!

7:44pm hits. The feeds return and we find out who is nominated. IDIOT RACHEL nominated Britney and Monet and we start a shitty waste of a HOH week. Britney and Monet are both crying, RED EYED CRYING, SNIFFLING in the Have Not bedroom. Britney says she isn't going to campaign against Monet, she wants to go home. She wants to be normal, it is what it is. Britney is ANGRY with Rachel and Brendon, saying they both won't make it through to the end together. How she hates everyone in the house except Monet.

HA HA! Monet says she never said one "bad thing" about her.. but then she corrects herself and says "well I never said one bad thing TO her!!!! HILARIOUS! Why do these 2 bitches think the game is over? Brendon and Rachel were both up last week and both survived! They have to play the game and let the house create a new backdoor victim!

Upstairs Rachel and Brendon are celebrating their shitty SUPER WEAK decision. Brendon is boasting how great it was to put Matt 2nd to last in the pulling key ceremony. IDIOT Brendon shit talks about how Matt will really be "apperciative" for almost being put on the block. SHUT THE FUCK UP BRENDON. The people you put closer to the end of the key pulling ceremony are the MOST pissed AWF! Being put last is a sign that you're next to go in their book. Brendon's an idiot. A hot hot sexy beautiful handsome IDIOT!

Enzo comes into the Have Not bedroom and asks the nominees if they are doing good? How last week both Rachel and Brendon got off. What's funny is if Enzo becomes this week's backdoor victim, well this pep talk will be just that much more funnier.

Now Britney and Monet HATE Kristin. They noticed how buddy buddy she is with Rachel now. They mock Kristin's "thanks Rach" when she grabbed her key. Britney says Kristin has "spread out boobs"! LOL!

In the Cabana room Hayden is super whispering to Lane his deal with Rachel and Brendon from last week and how he was saved from the block this week. I hate that Enzo's alliance is working so great these first 2 weeks. Andrew comes in with Matt and they wonder who the real target is this week. Andrew then tells us that he and Lane were the last 2 names pulled from the box to be safe from nomination. All are scared that if POV is used this week that no one knows who will be the replacement nominee.

Kathy walks in and we find out Kathy was the first key pulled. Hayden points that out and I'm sure Kathy is just THRILLED Hayden is pointing it out. Over in the kitchen the Have nots this week are talking about what they have to eat this week. Slop, Protein shakes, Fish Sticks and Fruitcake! Yummy!

Later Brendon and Rachel straddle each other in bed, talk an inch away and compliment each other. If Brendon's shorts aren't pulled down to his ankles, his hard muscled ass not showing, then I don't give a fuck. Brendon ends the love and suggests they go downstairs and be "social". As they head down the stairs there's Britney and Monet in the kitchen.

Rachel goes up to Britney and Monet and asks if they want to talk about "it" and how she is sorry and "feels bad". But THEN Rachel says she wants to talk to them "separately". There was some loud screaming from the Cabana room, most of the house was in there laying down and enjoying themselves. The screaming was Enzo farting in Kathy's facial area and how bad it stunk.

And can you believe Kristin was giving Hayden a MUTHA FUCKING pedicure???? Hayden gets off from the block a week after being HOH, both of his nominees still in the house, one with HOH and NIETHER put him up on the block to repay him the favor of being nominated.. just wow, fucking wow. Hayden is the winner of Big Brother 12. It's crazy no one looks at like a danger to their own chances of winning the game.

AWWWW! Rachel and Britney talk on the backyard couch. Britney cries uncontrollably aka GETTING ON RACHEL'S GOOD SIDE TO STAY. Time to campaign with tears! Rachel offers for them to go upstairs to the HOH to talk. Rachel is very sister...ery with her and offers her water, offers to pour it for her and they both head up to the HOH room. I bet Monet is gonna be pissed! Britney says she's not crying because she's mad, angry or sad, she cries for being awkward.

Rachel relates to Britney's emotions and the stress for being on the block. Britney then says she feels like someone in the house "backstabbed" her to get her on the block and it "hurts my feelings". NOW RACHEL IS CRYING! She says seeing her cry makes her cry. It's WORKING! Rachel says "I geniuinely like you". But she then says she is scared and doesn't know who to trust because she doesn't want her and Brendon broken up.

The problem is Britney is angry someone told Rachel that Britney has multiple alliances. Rachel said this in her nomination speech and Britney wants to know who said it. Rachel hasn't given up a name yet. Britney feels alone because the people she trusted, well she believes they ratted on her to save themselves.

Britney now says that she fears Monet will win POV and she has no chance in staying if that happens. She hates that "floaters" are staying in the house and she keeps going after one person and how they are doing nothing to stay in the game. She's basically talking about Kristin. KRISTIN!

Rachel reveals to Britney how much she hates Monet and how Monet is her main target. Guess who stops crying... or pulls back the tears at least. Britney calls Monet a "strong competitor" and basically tries to make Monet a big threat in the game over her. Play BITCH PLAY hard to stay.

Interesting. Britney goes AWF about Andrew yelling at her during the Have Not competiton and how if she stays she is going after him. She says he has "no soul". Britney is back to crying about how she is so scared to go home this week. BITCH last week you were so hardcore gunning for Brendon and Rachel to be gone back to back. You FELT nothing for them! She now LIES about never talking game with Monet, that they are not in an alliance with each other, that they are just friends who "talk".

Outside Lane, Matt and Hayden work out and talk about the nominations. They agree that if one of "them" come off the block that the other goes home. Both Lane and Matt are scared that they would be the replacement nominees. They are smart to think that. Ragan is not an option. Neither is Hayden or Kristin. Andrew isn't an option. Brendon isn't an option AT ALL. That only leaves Matt, Enzo and Lane!!! OH PLEASE LET POV be used this week! One of the GANG members will be on the block and possibly sent home!

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July 14, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Day 12, 11, 10, 9

Day 9 through 12

Day 9

Well well well. A house divided. One side led by Enzo. The other side led by... There actually is no other side. Just people who are not under Enzo's godfather spell. POV has been played. And guess who won! BRENDON! Super Fuck yeah! Brendon ain't going NOWHERE this week. It seems Andrew came in a close second and that the POV comp was a spelling game where Brendon spelled "intell-" something to win. The haters who wanted Brendon out talk about him hoarding "2 letters" to help him win. WHATEVAS!

As you can tell I'm Team Brendon. He my BOO! He is in TV love with Vegas Showgirl Redhead Rachel. They are a tight unit and seem to be equally hated by the house, I guess for being too beautiful of a couple. I expect Allison Grodner will help Brendon and Rachel along in this house. They are this year's Jeff and Jordan. Rachel is just easy going in the house. She's not trashing others too much, she's just enjoying the house, the people, the stories and Brendon.

Brendon can now breathe easy since he has won POV. He has expressed sadness of being in the house if Rachel ends up leaving. Will Alison Grodner let this happen? OH HELL NO. Expect Diary Room manipulation to rear its ugly zombie face next week when it comes down to voting.

Annie, the skinny bisexual that never stops bitching, complaining and ranting about the game, is slowly getting on the house's nerves. I bet Big Brother will play with this in the Diary room to get the right people to get backdooring Annie into play.

Enzo, who has control over Britney, Monet, Kathy, Hayden and Lane controls the voting this week. Enzo has a strong voting block of 5 people. Basically he decides who leaves. ENZO has loads of power this week. But Enzo is so power hungry that he doesn't like the idea of Annie going up even though many people want Annie up. Even Enzo is onto Annie having her hands in every alliance in the house.

Enzo wants Rachel gone for some reason. I think Enzo believes he has Annie in his back pocket. He is smart enough to use Britney and Monet into believing that they are giving him the idea of getting Hayden to put up Kathy as an assurance of sending Rachel home this week. Enzo believes that they have the votes to get out Rachel. With Annie up there Rachel could stay with people not wanting to keep Annie away.

Enzo later talks with his GANG members Hayden and Lane in the HOH room. Here he tells them about the house hating Annie and the idea of putting Kathy up as a "pawn". The problem with this is Enzo HAS NOT told Kathy that she should go up as a pawn. I mean if Enzo has so much fucking faith in his alliance he would put himself up against Rachel but you know what, Enzo thinks he has control but he doesn't. The problem with telling Monet about Kathy being a pawn is that when and if Monet tells Kathy Enzo wants her up as a pawn that Kathy SHOULD FLIP OUT! Enzo should then lose Monet & Kathy with hopes of pulling Britney away from Enzo.

Enzo's power is only temporary. He doesn't see it as short term. I do. Enzo's game won't last too much longer. Lane is under his BALD spell as is Hayden. Enzo leaves Hayden & Lane to talk. Here Hayden believes that this is a good plan, Enzo's plan, to get rid of Rachel. Lane thinks he has it in good with Brendon to get Brendon to do what he wants.

Now what's shocking is Lane is smart enough to get both Enzo and Hayden to accept the idea that he can throw a vote to save Rachel this week to throw off Brendon that he has some "friends" in the house when really Lane is just looking to keep his ass safe next week if Brendon or Andrew or anyone from Brendon's side of the house gets HOH.

If you're wondering Brendon has no real side of the house. Annie is possible friends with Brendon. Ragan is SO TEAM BRENDON. Matt & Kristin are ultimate floaters. Who knows where they stand. Enzo can't figure out Kristin and is scared to approach her with information. And he should be. He can't control Kristin so I expect him to be going after her soon. Hayden doesn't seem to be connecting with Kristin as I thought he would be.

Later in the day Enzo talks with Kathy on the hammock. He works his Jersey stank magic with her. Talking shit about Annie. Kathy agrees. Enzo is again spreading how he wants to backdoor Annie next week or soon. PLEASE don't stop talking shit about Annie dumbass. The more people you think you trust and you tell this to, ONE of them is going to let it slip that you want her backdoored. Enzo goes over with Kathy about HIS alliance but calling them as a collective voting force and here he includes Matt with a "maybe". Mutha fucker you can control Matt, he will flip the house on you when the time is right. Matt don't need your dumb BALD ass.

In other shitty news Monet has been told that she will NOT go up as a replacement by Hayden himself. DAMN IT! In another part of the house Brendon and Hayden have talked. Hayden told Brendon before POV comp that if he wins that he won't use it on Brendon. This pisses off Brendon who later goes downstairs to talk to others about him being onto Hayden's jealous vibes and wanting to be the only alpha male in the house for the ladies.

OHHHHH Annie and Hayden are talking about the replacement nominee. Hayden toys with the idea of just not using a pawn and just throwing up someone that the house wants out aka ANNIE and just letting the house decide who leaves. If he puts up a "pawn" then when Rachel leaves and Brendon stays that Brendon will be gunning more so for Hayden. If Hayden doesn't do what others want and just throws up another person the house hates that Brendon won't hate him so much because Brendon will believe that Rachel has a chance to stay.

Later Big Brother calls Andrew into the Diary room and SHIT talkers Britney and Monet are on the outside hammock making shit stain remarks about Andrew putting clothes on and staying in the Diary Room for the rest of the day. Over on the outside couches Rachel is talking and laughing, enjoy the day but her voice is so loud and carries over to SHIT talkers Britney and Monet who are quick to jump from trashing Andrew to really trashing Rachel. Both imitating Rachel's voice and just throwing out words and phrases she has used to make fun of her with. Attacking her body, her "fake" personality and something about how if someone took her home for the night would regret doing "it" with her the next morning. WHATEVAS JEALOUS BITCHES.

Inside Enzo and Matt talk about the idea of getting Annie on the block this week, getting her out. Letting Rachel and Brendon go after Hayden and they both are safe. I like that idea. They both upstairs to ENZO'S HOH "room" to discuss what should happen this week. They talk as if they are HOH talking about backdooring Annie. Matt doesn't like the idea of sending Kathy home and wasting this week. They want a sure thing. With either Rachel or Annie leaving this week they are happy. They plan to push this idea along. Matt is so down to helping Enzo to propose to Hayden the backdoor Annie plan.

Minutes later Enzo tells the SHIT TALKERS Britney and Monet about HIS plan of backdooring Annie this week and they are down for it. Soon Enzo and Matt tell Hayden about this plan and Hayden is all down for it. I'm ignoring their talk bout future weeks but in the end Matt flat out asks Hayden if he is "down with it" and Hayden is. Annie is going up on the block and going home. It's funny how much Enzo is pushing to make sure Monet is not an option for backdooring this week. Enzo BELIEVES he has Monet under his control and is fighting when there's no fight necessary for Monet to escape eviction this week.

Brendon and Rachel are SAVED THIS WEEK! And to take from the scared passage of the book of Big Brother 6's Beau.... LOVE IT!

Over in the bathroom Andrew is talking with Kristin about Britney comments about Andrew being paranoid when all Andrew wants is for people to just talk to him when he walks in the room. Andrew tells Kristin that he is down with whatever her side of the house wants. But I'm not sure Kristin is with anyone. I smell a fight coming up between Andrew and BRATNEY!

HOLY Allison Grodner sloppy shit! This is too fucking funny! Upstairs Matt, Enzo, Hayden are all talking about them being final four, with Lane included. LOL. This is day fucking NINE!! Oh shit, now Britney comes up to the boys room and runs her mouth about how they have to play "defense" to win HOH.

UH OH! Minutes later Hayden is in the backyard talking with Kathy about putting her up for eviction as a pawn!!! But didn't Hayden JUST tell his boys that he was down with putting Annie up on the block to be backdoored. LIKE WHOA DUDE, WHAT THE SURF IS HAPPENING HERE? Hayden is going to go against Enzo?!?! How dare him! How dare anyone not do what Enzo wants this week.

How funny is this. Upstairs Lane is talking with Britney and Monet and tells them that Enzo is "losing" it. WHOA! Britney and Monet like Lane and want him to be their male friend to which Lane translates that to "I'm Not Gay!". Both girls are little thrown off and neither said he was gay but Lane sees a man being friends with a girl is something "gay". I guess Lane can only be with a woman if he's sexually involved with them. Lane is just one of those southern Texas boys where he's only friends with men and fucks women because that's what women were born to do, be fucked by him with his Texas dick. No wonder Lane hardly associates with Ragan in the house. I have noticed this.

Lane now believes Hayden will stick with putting up Kathy against Rachel to get out Rachel. WTF? But remember Lane was not there earlier when Matt, Enzo and Hayden talked about how great it was to take out Annie this week. LOL! Now Kathy is the subject of trashing. Britney does NOT like Kathy ever since she found out through Andrew that Kathy was talking smack about her. Britney tries to defend Kathy but it's too late. Lane calls Kathy "old" and comments about how she doesn't know how to play.

Lane leaves and both these TWATS are quick to hate the idea of Lane knowing about Annie being backdoored. How dare Enzo tell Lane about this plan but THEY twatty bitches MUST know about the plan yet Lane should be left out. WHAT THE FUCK EVER TWATS. Don't make me back hand slap your fake boobies. Britney and Monet agree that if they got HOH next week that Andrew and Brendon go up with Brendon going home but who really cares what they think, bitches win a HOH and do something!

Later, around 8pm, Hayden is now talking with Rachel in the HOH room. He's basically telling her how he plans on doing something that will keep her in the house. He goes on to say that he really didn't want to put up either Brendon or Rachel the first week... BUT HE DID. I don't really believe Hayden is trying to get in good with Rachel or Brendon, he's just looking out for his reefer ass for next week. Plain and jane simple. Hayden wants a week two in the house where he is not viewed ever as a target to go home or even as a person to be used at a nominee.

Rachel though tells Hayden how "loyal" she'll be to Hayden if she stays. She claims not to be "that girl" who's on TV backstabbing and lying. DAMN IT. They end their hug, Rachel doesn't think there's some ill will behind Hayden's motives and she leaves. Matt, who was waiting outside on the HOH couch, enters the HOH room to find out quickly from Hayden how Rachel was begging and pleading to stay. Basically Hayden spills everything to Matt about their chat and how this plan to backdooring Annie is working brillantly. Hayden is loving that he's safe in Brendon and Rachel's eyes.

Day 10

Sometime after midnight the GANG has a meeting... minus a member. A member who thought he was very important. Enzo is missing from the GANG's meeting. Hayden, Matt & Lane seem to be the tightest of the house. All agree Enzo might fuck this up for them. Each mention 2 members of the house that they think they have in their back pocket or in their control. Lane believes he has Money and Britney in his big texas muscled arms. Matt, like an idiot, believes he has Ragan and Rachel. Ragan is the FLOATER this season and for Matt to believe he has him is just crazy. You can't control a floater. As for Rachel, Rachel is so gulliable that anyone can have her meaning Matt can lose her to anyone in a split second.

Hayden believes he has Kristin and Andrew when really he has NEITHER. Kristin is the next biggest floater in the house, only next to Ragan. Actually Kristin may be the best floater this week because she hides her emotions well and so far doesn't let anyone's shitty attitude effect her judgement or sway her position in the house. As for Andrew, Andrew has no reason to be with Hayden or trust him or even give 2 shits about him.

These three douche bags believe they have control of the game from here on out. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. I expect a highly easy person to piss off, Britney, will be the downfall of their tight alliance. She would be the one to spill Lane, Hayden, Matt and Enzo's close group to the house who may not have any idea it exists.

OMG this gets hilarious! The TIGHT three all agree Enzo has to be backdoored at some point, turned against by them as they all agree he is the first to go. They even compare him to Russell from last year! HA HA! Enzo thought he had control and just like Brian from 2 seasons ago, when you start the game believing you have control in week one... YOU DON'T!

Oh what's this? Kristin and Hayden finally talk game... alone! Hayden of coures puts his bros before ho's as he does NOT tell Kristin anything about his GANG and their plans for the game. He only gets her to verbally tell him that she trusts him and that he trusts her. They both also agree they don't very much like Britney. Kristin really doesn't like Britney. At all. But she hides it very well. They also talk about the house being divided with Brendon on one side and Hayden on the other side

You see only yesterday I predicted a split with Brendon and Enzo but it seems Enzo has lost control of his alliance in a matter of one day. Hayden seems to be positioning himself as leader in his side of the house. I mean really there is no fucking sides yet. It all depends who gets HOH next week. Moving the fuck on.

HOLY BROTHER SHIT! The Saboteur gave the houseguests a message today while I was at the movies watching Despicable Me. The Saboteur basically revealed that 2 of the houseguests in the house are/were "lifelong friends" and/or know each other outside the big brother house! But who?!?! I remember someone in the house making fun of someone else because they said that "he" thought there was a pair in the house, pointing out how Kathy and Britney look so much alike, mother and daughter. The guys, who I can't remember exactly who, were making fun and mocking this assumption but NOW The Saboteur has basically confirmed that this others that this "pair" thing is TRUE!

But waittttt a minute there buddy. Is the Saboteur lying to just fuck with everyone's game? Or is this a fucking ploy to make the houseguest believe that Brendon and Rachel are a pair outside the house and that they are not creating a "showmance" but more so a couple outside the house. Allison Grodner, are you trying to save nutjob Annie and giving her a new shitty lease on Big Brother life? I don't believe this pair thing until Julie Chen herself confirms it on Thursday's live show.

In another part of the house Brendon and Rachel have made out again! Damn girl, suck his big long dick already! You know he's got a huge erection to play with after kissing him like that!

Annie has gotten wind that she may go up. The GANG believes Britney told Annie about it since last night Annie apparently erupting in tears about "family" shit but really about the fear of going up and out the first week. Hayden & Lane also pulled Britney aside to basically tell her how the fuck dare you tell Annie but Britney claims innocence saying Annie figured it out all on her own. That she doesn't know she's going up for sure but that it is an option. They don't believe Britney and figure this screams Saboteur behaviour.

Outside Brendon and Hayen are finally talking. Hayden is doing a good job at getting on Brendon's good side. Brendon REVEALS like an IDIOT to Hayden that the only person he trusts in the game is Rachel. Brendon does tell Hayden that him putting him on the block with Rachel is now "under the bridge". Hayden is slowly working the angle of getting Brendon to promise him not to go after him if he can put someone on the block to "save" Rachel. Brendon keeps downplaying he and Hayden are no longer enemies if Hayden actually does put someone up that leaves over Rachel. Brendon tells Hayden "I need you". Wow... Brendon's game is that he trusts too hard. Hayden is secretly loving this and most likely can't wait to tell his GANG banger buddies.

Brendon now gives his MUTHA FUCKING WORD to Hayden how he won't backstab him. WTF? brendon has told Kathy and Andrew that he doesn't want to go through this game being a liar and a backstabber. I give up on this conversation.

Upstairs in the HOH room Matt and Hayden are talking about the pair and something about a clue from casting might lead to the pair. Matt was getting this from Andrew and then Andrew wouldn't release the names of who they thought the pair was. But Hayden is quick to say that he & Kristin were at some hotel. So Hayden downplays that he and Kristin did not know each other outside the house. Now Hayden wants to talk to Andrew to stop this "rumor" of him and Kristin knowing each other outside the house and Matt is acting a little weird about Hayden flat out admitting that he and Kristin were in the same casting hotel or something. Who gives a fuck anymore.

OHHHH FUCK! Kristin and Hayden ARE THE PAIR! Whoa! Hayden and Kristin talk about what to do now since Andrew figured it out. Hayden wonders if they should just be out in the open about all this but Kristin doesn't like this. They both agree to talk to Andrew to create something with him to keep him quiet. Kristin wants to talk to Andrew like RIGHT THE FUCK NOW about this. But so far nothing.

Downstairs Matt is talking with Enzo in the open bedroom about Andrew and the talk of Hayden but the feeds change to Hayden being downstairs rounding up Andrew to go upstairs to have the "talk" about him and Kristin. Will they reveal all to Andrew?!?! Well Andrew immediately won't shut the fuck up saying how what's worse in the house, a Saboteur or a couple who knows each other outside the house. Then Hayden, like a dumbass, reveals that Matt ran up here and told him about what Andrew said but tries to downplay Matt spilling Andrew's information too quickly. TOO LATE. Andrew now knows NOT to trust Matt at all and will tell others in the house. Matt so stupid.

Big Brother blocks the feeds and we are unable to see Andrew's chat with the Big Brother 12 couple. DAMN IT!

The feeds are back. Kristin and Hayden are now talking together. Kristin reveals she can't trust ANY of the girls. Really bitch? You're gonna need them to get further in the game and to give you votes if you're final 2! Hayden says he doesn't trust any of them either. Hayden tells Kristin about Brendon wanting to form an alliance with him next week and Kristin thinks this could be good if this could save him/them a couple of weeks but Kristin thinks down the line Brendon can't be trusted.

Kristin likes the idea of Annie leaving with both Rachel & Brendon still in the house. They believe if Annie stays in the house that they are fucked next week. Still not sure if Andrew was told that they are a couple, Andrew is no longer in the HOH room. Minutes later Hayden reveals a dream to Kristin about him winning "half a million" dollars that happened to him before "any of this even started" meaning Big Brother.

Interesting, now Hayden brings up how Enzo doesn't really look "you in the eye" when you're talking with him. Hayden says that it bothers him when Enzo does this and how Lane looks at you directly in the eyes when you talk to him.

Soon Matt comes up to the HOH room and Hayden seems to still be downplaying that they know each other outside the house, how "stupid" it would be for Kristin to be up there talking alone with Hayden now, but SHE IS and they are THAT stupid. Matt is also told by Hayden that Andrew knows that Matt spilled his converation to him meaning Matt now knows he's in the shit house about trust with Andrew, as of today at least.

It turns out the whole reason for the feed black out was that Big Brother made some big vocal annoucement that apparently "shut everyone up" according to Matt. Lane comes in and here we find out that his talk downstairs about religion was addressed. Lane flat out asked Andrew during the black out if "Jews" were "conversative wit their money". LOL! I guess Big Brother is trying to stop a religion incident from happening again. Remember WHAMBER from season 8 and her trashing Jewish people? But what's most interesting is that this happened well after Andrew started talking with the secret couple so what did happen between Andrew and the secret couple and how did Andrew end up downstairs.

At around 7:30pm Hayden is telling Brendon in the storage room that basically Annie is going up in order to make sure Rachel stays. Brendon doesn't like hearing this and throws out Monet's name but come the fuck on, Hayden isn't going to change his mind for Brendon.

OH MY FUCKING GOD! Brendon just proposed a final 2 deal with Hayden or more so saying that he wouldn't mind him and Hayden being final 2 and with the idea of "fuck the girls" and "we can make out with them after all this is over". WHA? Brendon, try not to be a douche bag! Brendon is so keen on trusting Hayden, the guy WHO PUT YOU ON THE BLOCK WEEK ONE that he again tells Hayden that he and Rachel are the only ones he trusts in the entire house. IDIOT.
Day 11

All I have to say so far is SHUT THE FUCK UP KATHY! Morals this, struggles that, I won't change who I am CRAP! Enough already! GAWWWDDDD DAMN IT SHUT THE FUCK UP! There's no way in hell Jordan 2.0LD is going to win another good ol' southern redneck down to earth heart victory.

In same ol' same ol' Big Brother house news, Annie is going up when Brendon uses POV on himself. Here's what fun. Britney is angry at Annie, something about Annie making Britney look like a liar and Annie is aware she's going up and is angry that Rachel & Brendon are not being looked like as a bigger threat as a coupled alliance over just one of her.

Brendon and Rachel have continued to be open about their showmance kissing, making out, holding each other in their big double bed. I mean if anyone had walked in on them in the latenight early hours of the day that I don't think they would have cared being caught.

As the houseguest finally get some rest and wake up they find out that POV ceremony is today! Brendon gets to take his SEXY ass off the block while another houseguest gets thrown up on that eviction chair.

Brendon and Rachel at one point go up to talk to Hayden in the HOH, again being too trusting with Hayden. Brendon is dropping names on how if he gets HOH that Enzo and I think Matt are his targets. Hayden also gets BOTH Brendon and Rachel to BOTH AGREE NOT to put him up for eviction if they get HOH next week! And that he will return the favor if or when he gets HOH again. WHAT THE FUCK? This week, this fucking week Hayden put them up for eviction, why the FUCK does he get a free pass if Brendon or Rachel get HOH NEXT WEEK!?!

Only romantic dumbfucks in love would agree to that. WHATEVAS Brendon & Rachel.

Later Hayden talks with Annie where the hate for Britney surfaces. Annie wants to confront Britney about the lies she's spreading about her that has put her in the situation of going on the block. Annie feels both Hayden and Brendon should work together rather than fight using houseguests and basically gets it out of Hayden that she IS going on the block. She can't do much about it except work the angle that Rachel has to go over her.

Here we get Hayden finding out about Britney's lack of secret skills. How Annie found out from Britney that Hayden was talking about Annie and how people wanted her out. Hayden has learned quickly that he can't trust Britney, denying he said anything negative about Annie to Britney when in fact he did.

Let's put it this way, when Annie goes on the block there's going to be a huge epic day long fight between Annie and Britney! Expect Monet to chime in for Britney to help her out as it will most likely be 2 on 1 fighting.

As Brendon is taken into the Diary Room to discuss him using it talk is running rapid in the house about Annie going up, Britney not being trusted, Hayden making sure there are votes to take out Annie, Monet basically telling Hayden she doesn't trust Britney, Annie and Britney making snide shitty twatty cunty comments under their breaths, both ready to erupt in a yelling match after the POV ceremony.

It's getting good. FINALLY! Now we wait for the feeds to return.

FEEDS ARE BACK! A good number of people are emotional. Rachel is teary eyed. Kathy was teary eyed. Rachel HATES Annie for trying to break up her and Brendon for some reason.

Outside Hayden and Ragan talk. Ragan tries to talk some good about Rachel, being on slop, being nominated and her not attacking anyone, how good she is.

Inside ANNIE is ranting, bitching, moaning, complaining to Lane about being nominated. Annie is going on about Britney and how she "lies" and how Hayden told her a "group" of people wanted her out "upstairs". She flat out asks Lane if he was one of them upstairs talking shit about her and he says he wasn't. LIAR!

LOL! Annie is already packing her shit. She's just DUN. There's also talk of a fight or confrontation between Britney and Annie right after she went up! Annie thinks Hayden is "so scared" of Brendon and Lane tells Annie she has no idea what is really going on. She says 'apparently not".

Outside Britney and Monet talk. Both agree one of "us" has to win HOH to protect them. They even include Enzo as someone on their side. Monet is scared both Rachel and Brendon are coming after her next week. Britney also told Enzo minutes ago she is scared of Annie coming outside and screaming at her.

WOW! Annie just went outside where Britney was, got something and went back inside and didn't say ANYTHING! Britney didn't even react to her walking outside. Annie walks all the way back inside talking to herself how she can't wait to "go home" and is repeatedly asking Big Brother for "vodka".

Back outside Britney continues to say that she hasn't lied about anything. Britney continues to trash Annie's actions during the week and this "alliance" with Brendon that Brendon denies ever being and how he can't trust Annie at all. Britney is both scared and happy Annie is up. Monet has shown a "help me" signal in getting rid of Rachel to protect her but really Britney wants Annie out like yesterday.

Ohhh shit. Annie is now at the dining room table eating watching everyone in the kitchen sharing food or just talking. Britney comes inside and walks past Annie and asks Lane if he wants Chips. Now Annie leans on the kitchen counter laughing and talking with Annie spews in hatred at the table. COME THE FUCK ON, fight already! So far nothing.

Britney walks outside and Annie is quick to tell Lane how she can't wait to watch "them" keep weak players and watch them fail on TV. Lane is getting frustrated that she won't fight to stay and she is basically saying she did what she had to before the POV ceremony and continues to imply that Hayden is scared of Brendon. Annie is just BEGGING for a house fight against her.

Enzo is now in the kitchen and Annie is getting up swinging her arms talking about how the house is keeping a "major alliance" of Rachel and Brendon in the house over her. HOW PATHETIC, Annie is pushing to get Lane's vote to keep her with reassuring him about hot he is, how sexy is he. She is also bitching about how Brendon will win this game now because he will win HOH next week and- OH fuck she's a lost cause. She now bascially says if "everyone is smart" that they would keep her over them and then she flat out asks for Lane's vote and he kinda says keeping Annie is the better option but doesn't really commit to it.

Now Annie is telling Lane how "that girl" aka Britney has everyone is wrapped around her "little finger". Kathy walks by when she says this and absorbs this as she keeps on walking.

Annie suddenly gets called into the Diary Room and outside Britney is talking with Brendon about how now she is safe to go to the bathroom or go grab something from inside. Britney admits that if Annie starts yelling at her that she will cry. REALLY BITCH? You and Monet mock Rachel behind her back and mock Kristin yet when a woman gets up in your face and screams you back down? Or maybe this is a ploy to get men's sympathy by pulling "innocent ol' me". SNEAKY TWAT. Well played bitch.

Lane is now in the HOH room talking with Hayden and Matt, his core alliance, about what Annie just said and how he is pissed that Annie thinks Brendon is the only big threat in the house. I guess that comment made him not look like a MAN and even went on to make some crack about Brendon's height.

Downstairs Ragan is promising Rachel his vote for her to stay this week. So far Rachel has 3 votes to stay. Britney, Brendon and Ragan. That's it so far. Not enough. Maybe Andrew, so that makes 4. But still not enough!

WOW! Smart group. The GANG upstairs, Matt, Hayden and Lane talk about Big Brother doing whatever they can in the Diary Room to keep the Saboteur aka Annie. Matt downplays it but then says that this is "TV". Finally Big Brother blocks the feeds on this conversation.

Later Brendon and Rachel talk with their "alliance" member Hayden and basically thank him again for "saving" Rachel when really it was the GANG's game plan to make it look like Hayden saved Rachel. Both leave the HOH thinking highly of Hayden. I just need someone to expose Hayden as the rat he is with them, but who? Matt would be my only hope Brendon's side- I mean corner of the house won HOH and Matt was a target I bet he would sell out Hayden to stay.

Around 4:30pm Annie pulls Brendon into the tile room or the one with the double beds. Annie has the BALLS to try to get Brendon to keep her over Rachel. She is already assuming he won't give her a vote and will vote for Rachel no matter what but then looks at him asking him to confirm this, as if there's hope that Brendon will vote out Rachel FOR HER!

HOLY SHIT, Annie brings on the croc tears and throws in how she has no money for rent and how she sacrificed so much to be here. Andrew walks in during the middle of this and says outloud, so that Andrew can hear, that "there is no waay I can get six votes" and how she's played out every scenerio. She then cries saying "I just want to fucking go home".

Now she throws it out how she wont' even get a sympathy vote. Oh really, gonna try to lie to everyone into giving you their "one" sympathy vote so that it equals six votes. She cries saying she doesn't want to be "filmed" anymore and just wants to go home. Brendon hugs her and she cries something into his muscled shoulder. She AGAIN throws it how she needs his vote and how she doesn't have it but THEN tries to throw it in there that he's choosing a "showmance" over an alliance member. Bitch you barely know him.

Now she says she doesn't want to stay and wait to be evicted. She brings in how she will lose her job for "this". Brendon keeps trying to talk her off an imaginary ledge. WHOA! Now Annie even tries to throw it again how stupid it is to keep an "obvious alliance" meaning she wants Brendon to let Rachel go and vote her out to better his game but really to better her own game. Bitch working it! BITCH BETTER WORK!

Girl keeps saying and CRYING that he wants to stay to "compete" but Brendon gives her a pep talk about how life is going to be like for her when she leaves... hint hint girl, YOU OUT! You ain't getting Brendon's vote, time to move on and try your act on someone else!

At around 8pm Annie is working IT HARD! She's pulled Monet into the Cabana room aka the Fish room to talk. She's promising Monet that she will NEVER put her on the block. She is working the house! She has just brought up Lane's name as someone who is "helping" her or in her corner. Annie's big goal here is obvious. She wants the house to go back to its original focus, getting out Rachel or Brendon.

She flat out asks Monet "would you vote for me". Monet says she will vote however Hayden wants giving Annie hope that she can continue to work Hayden. She continues to pitch the same pitch to all the houseguests, that she probably has the boys "Lane & Enzo" and if she gets Monet's vote and if she gets this vote and that vote she'll stay. Monet isn't promising her anything. Annie's BIG problem here is she is once again trying to promise, align with too many people, work with too many people for next week to help them game when really all she's trying to do is use them all to stay at least one more week.

Everyone is giving Annie the impression that it is up to Hayden when really it's up to the GANG of Matt, Enzo, Lane and Hayden. They decide who leaves this week. Annie keeps pushing the angle of Hayden is "scared to go against Brendon" to get Hayden to stupidly think "hey, wait a minute, I'm a MAN! Brendon CAN'T DO ME NO HARM. I HARM HIM FIRST. VOTE OUT GIRLFRIEND TO ANGER HIM. ME MAN. ME JEALOUS, THANKS ANN EE FOR HELPING ME LEARN TO PLAY GAME". Annie, shut the fuck up already. Hayden ain't falling for your shit. Rachel is not a threat.

Oh snap, Annie just threw in to Monet, like she threw in to everyone else she chatting with, that "I have no money or job to go home to". You know what Annie, they sent Braden home last year early on and the mutha fucker didn't have a home or money either.

Annie has dragged her ugly self with her ugly shoes outside and finds Lane and Enzo who were a minute ago talking about still getting Brendon out. Annie is now promising them and the "house" that she will get out whoever they want next week, which includes getting out Brendon. Both Enzo and Lane are scared of Rachel getting HOH next week which basically gives Brendon safety AND HOH. Annie continues to run a mile a minute at the mouth and it seems like Lane is liking what he hears. Enzo seems to be too.

I suspect Lane and Enzo to talk with the "boys" later tonight about their options. Annie also compares Rachel and Brendon to Jeff and Jordan from last year, a couple pushing through to the end. It seems like Annie's "fakeness" talk about being genuine and being interested in the person she's talking to is kinda working. BITCH IS WORKING IT and just might stay. Oh and she AGAIN brings up Hayden being scared of Brendon and scared of going against Brendon. Don't forget that you don't have a job and/or money when you get out!

I swear if Annie leaves the house everyone is going to be throwing around "I don't have any money or a job when I go home" every week. I'll laugh my ass off if that's an inside joke. Annie also keeps playing with how "hot" and "horny" Lane is. She has learned to cater to Lane's interest in sex and women and continues to play on it.

Over in the ROMANCE cuddling wuvling room, Brendon and his wife Rachel talk and kiss. Rachel loves the idea of Annie leaving this week and laughs about "her little plan didn't work, it brought us closer together". Brendon doesn't want Rachel to start any drama tonight and she claims she isn't. Brendon is scared that someone will hear Rachel. Aww, now they're sleeping.

But wait a minute, Big Brother After Dark is on and they're sleeping. Big Brother says "Rachel, I SAID It's time to get up for the day". She laughs getting up thinking BB doesn't want her sleeping with him but really it's that BBAD is on and your ass better be up entertaining.

My only HOPE for Annie leaving is Enzo. Lane seems down to keeping a woman who caters to his PLEASE ME needs. Matt seems to not care but I think Enzo is the key to getting Annie out. He should be scared that Annie is good enough of a player to start changing the house's mind about getting her out when at first they wanted her out. This should scare ENZO to no end and get the GANG to go after Annie harder than ever. I have huge faith in Enzo's insecurities about losing control in the game.

Day 12

Once midnight has passed bringing us Day 12 the Have Nots have been granted the freedom to eat and boy did they! Cheeseburgers, tacos, ice cream soon to be the shits in the bathroom.

I forgot to mention that after Annie talked with Monet that Monet talked with Britney and Kathy in the storage room to vent about her chat with Annie. All agree that Annie needs to leave this week. Monet talks about how irritating the chat with Annie was and Britney is basically wanting confromation from her gals that Annie will be evicted this week. All three agree to vote to evict her. They count the votes, three from them, Brendon makes four.

But wait, let's think about this. If the Saboteur has a vote the next five weeks then that's basically America's vote aka ALLISON GRODNER'S vote. So Britney needs at least six solid votes to evict Annie. Her, Monet, Brendon, Ragan has "promised" his vote to Rachel, that's four. I believe Kathy is the Saboteur so I'm not counting her vote AT ALL. Andrew, Enzo, Matt, Lane and Kristin are the rest. So basically if Hayden wants Annie to stay then all they need is Allison Grodner's Saboteur's vote to make six. Rachel is evicted and Annie stays for TV drama and ratings.

So basically that's my rant about how Annie will stay this week. If Enzo and Matt's intelligence doesn't get a blow from how fast Annie saved herself from eviction with just words, babble and tears, well then God help them as Annie IS a better player than them.

So anyways, soon after midnight Annie's endless talks with the houseguests continues. Kathy is next to feel the torture that is Annie's game talk. Fucking Annie cries AGAIN to Kathy. Same ol' shit, no money, no job, can I have your vote- ughhhhh, bitch.

Soon Monet and Britney come outside, where Kathy & Annie's chat is taking place. Kathy is smart to redirect Annie onto Britney suggesting they talk it out.. but with an audience meaning Kathy and Monet sat by and watched them talk.. calmly. No fighting, no yelling, just apologzing and Britney claiming she never tried to get Annie on the block.

Annie continues her "they are an alliance, the next Jeff & Jordan" bullshit, then cries, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Annie gets a hug from Britney and goes inside leaving the 3 HAGS to talk. All three are quick to discredit Annie and all believe she is full of shit to some degree and hope the rest of the house isn't falling for her shit.

Soon Annie heads up to talk to Hayden, Lane and Matt about staying. She continues to push how she will target Brendon for them next week and then put up whoever they want next to him, the house can decide who goes up and- I CALL BULLSHIT! If she stays and gets HOH she will NOT do what anyone wants, she decides this and it is her right to do whatever the fuck she wants and if these dumbasses think they get a "free" HOH week with Annie there, well then they are stupidier than I thought.

Lane, as I predicted, is pushing for Annie to stay to the other guys. They are not jumping on the save Annie boat. Not right away at least. They flat out tell her IN FRONT OF HER that she and Brendon together is worse than Brendon and Rachel. She has admitted to be friends with Brendon but then says she will get rid of him for THEM but none of them believe her that she will in fact get rid of Brendon for them. She won't.

As morning comes and goes we finally get some talk from Enzo about Annie. He has told Matt that Annie still HAS TO GO! And then later in the HOH room Big Brother 12 "couple who know each other from outside the house" chat about Annie staying or leaving this week. It seems Lane's points have gotten into Hayden's head about Annie staying BUT Kristin thinks Annie should go this week. Kristin also plans on using Rachel in this game, never wanting to be her friend but to use her friendship with her in the game.

Kristin says if she gets HOH next week her main target is Britney, shit all the girls. Kristin seems to be last girl standing. I hate that Enzo is not a target for anyone so far. Bitches going after Bitches, same old shit year after year.

The time is 8:30pm and Andrew is in the kitchen with Britney, Enzo, Matt talking about something that happened between him and Lane that included Britney. Basically Britney thought Andrew made some stupid "face" to him and Lane said something that he claims was meant to be a joke to which Andrew took it seriously but now Lane and Andrew have "shaken hands" to make things better. Andrew is asked by Enzo if he has a "hot temper" and it seemed like Enzo was quickly annoyed when Andrew almost took his question as something of an insult that led Enzo to say "it's just a question, are you hot tempered" but Enzo said it with force. Andrew is trying to just be easy going but is highly annoyed by the GANG who's in the kitchen.

Rachel is now crying in the Have Not bedroom as Brendon comforts her. It seems like Annie and her had some words in the kitchen earlier. Rachel has been slightly pissed with Brendon lately being nice or feeling sorry for Annie who's going around the house trying to "break us up" by getting the house to vote out Rachel. She wants Brendon angry at Annie but Brendon can't be, he says it's not him to be like that.

Rachel cries telling Brendon says "I didn't do anything to her". Annie is just PISSED that Rachel has a high chance of staying this week over her. Annie is trying to bait Rachel into a fight to make her look like a bigger bitch than Annie. Awww! Brendon rubs Rachel's weeping face and gives her kisses on the forehead and cheeks talking Rachel up as Rachel feels bad about herself and what Annie said or did to her.

I know, you're asking, like where the fuck is Annie right now. I don't know, she's nowhere on the feeds. Rachel feels "attacked for no reason" by Annie. I can't believe I was watching the Real Housewives of Foreclosure New Jesery and missed THIS MOMENT ON BIG BROTHER!

Britney is upstairs telling Kathy and Monet about what happened downstairs. Something about Andrew and Britney "looking at each other" and Enzo almost losing his temper talking about if it was him that Andrew went AWF on earlier that he would have done something- SHUT THE FUCK UP shithole, you wouldn't have done shit. You want to stay in the house to win the money. Just shut up already.

Britney calls what happened downstairs as "madness". Monet says that Annie is "going to lose it" and that she probably needs a mental doctor everytime she goes into the Diary Room. Annie is in the fucking Diary Room. Britney, wow, she kinda defends Rachel and how Annie made Rachel's "eye rolling" diss more than it really was. Britney says Lane even says Annie is about to break.

Okay here we find out what Annie said or tried to start. Annie is trying to villianize or turn Rachel into an uber bitch by claiming she rolled her eyes at Annie and mouthed "bye" to her. Annie exploded about how everyone is going to see Rachel and what "really happened" and how evil Rachel is.

The girls, Monet, Kathy and Britney all believe Annie is crazy for being upset with Brendon for choosing Rachel over her, how Brendon has only known Rachel for fours days but then they point out that Brendon has only known Annie for four fucking days as well. That Annie can't handle this. They all wonder what Annie will do when she comes out of the DR.

Hayden wants to know what happened between Andrew and Lane. Britney calls it "awesome". Lane asks Andrew something about what he's eating and Lane gets this "look" from Andrew and Andrew puts it out there that Lane was trying to get a rise out of him and how Andrew is not into Lane's sense of humor. Lane is just like "what".

Lane goes to the bathroom and tells whoever is in there how Andrew said something about how Andrew is saying Lane is the reason why there is "drama" with the girls and Andrew rushes over and starts yelling about how he never said "drama" and how that never came out of his mouth and how he cooks and cleans and does everything for everyone. This is Britney's version of what happened. She's telling this to Hayden who laughs and says how he loves to stay out of the drama. She says Andrew and Lane hashed it out and are fine now.

Brendon and Rachel are having a moment where he wants her here and he's gotten her to stop crying and they kiss and smack here and there, he laughs nozzling her neck and she asks in a girly voice if he's going to cook her dinner and he says yes. Rachel is fine.

OH MY GAWWWW! Annie is back out of the Diary Room and is now upstairs with Hayden to once again save her life with her LIES about Rachel. Here we go. Let's her Annie's side. Annie says Rachel comes in to whatever room she's in. Annie says "hey" to her and Rachel doesn't say anything to her. Annie says Rachel then closed the door on her and Annie comes out of the room "concerned" what is wrong. She asks to talk and Rachel does something like she's annoyed with her and runs away. Annie follows her and tries to CALMLY confront Rachel claiming Rachel was mocking her by saying how Annie is "over sensitive" and playing off what just happened minutes ago. Then Rachel smiles big and walks out the door and waves goodbye and how Annie is "making things up" about how Rachel made fun of her and laughed walking way from Annie.

Annie is now claiming "this is on video" and how she can't wait for everyone to see how EVIL Rachel is. Annie, ANNIE OF ALL PEOPLE, calls what happened to her as Insane. Annie claims Rachel wants Annie to "blow up" when really it is the other way around. Annie's new tatic is to turn the house on Rachel and come to Annie's corner of the house protecting Annie from an insane Rachel. WHATEVAS!

OH SHIT. I'm watching the FEED REWIND of what just happened and just found footage of Annie and Brendon talking in the double bed room and she's trying to turn Brendon against Rachel and talks about the "Old Annie" coming back and how she "wants to punch the shit out of her" aka Rachel. Brendon tells Annie he doesn't want really anyhing to do with her if she's going to make him feel guilty for choosing Rachel over her.

In another part of the FEED REWIND we find Annie in the kitchen calling Rachel a "stupid bitch" to Matt and talking to "Jen", I guess her girlfriend back home, how she isn't doing this and how she doesn't want to go to "jail". Lane walks up and finds a pissed off Annie who pulls Lane to the open bedroom to tell her side of what happened. Here we get to compare her story and it matches up. Annie claims she is going to walk out and Lane tells her to calm down. Annie threatens to be taken out of the game if she keeps being treated like this and does something that basically expells her.

Annie hears someone in the kitchen, I guess Rachel but doesn't go over there. Brendon is in the DR and Annie waits for him with Lane, wanting Brendon to come out to "get his bitch under control" and how she wants to call him "a fucking idiot" for being with her. Lane suggests for Annie to do something with Hayden there to bring the pyscho out of Rachel for Hayden to see.

Back to the LIVE FEEDS for a second. Annie is right now on the live feeds upstairs still with Hayden.. doing guess what... come on... GUESS... SHEDDING TEARS! Hayden ends the long chat and gets a hug out of Annie. Annie marches downstairs passing everyone in the kitchen and is in the bathroom, you know, hoping everyone comes to her aid. She passed the Cabana room where most of the house is at. Lane is outside with Enzo playing pool with Kathy watching. Brendon and Rachel in the kitchen. The rest in the Cabana room.

Annie marches herself outside to talk with Kathy. Kathy hugs Annie and asks if she's okay, Annie again sheds some tears for show. It's funny because Kathy behind Annie's back bashes Annie and wants her to go home and I just love that. Annie is back to trashing Rachel to Kathy and how EVIL she is. This new attack Rachel's house character is pathetic but a valid move.

Back to the FEED REWINDS. I'm watching Andrew getting angry at Lane with Britney, Enzo and Matt in the bathroom. Lane laughs at the whole thing and basically everything that he says about Andrew is a "lie", you know according to Andrew. Lane can't do or say anything to make things good with Andrew because Andrew is so hardcore trying to show everyone how Lane is trying to stir the pot.

Soon everyone is laughing at Andrew who tries to defend himself by claiming he never said "drama", the word "drama". Andrew gets Lane to admit that he never said the word "drama". But what's funny is Andrew is basically implying that Lane is blatently trying to stir the pot or create drama with him by making up lies. So Andrew can blame Lane for starting drama but Lane can't do the same back at Andrew. WHATEVAS!

Andrew is talking himself into a shit stained corner as they all laugh at him and about the way he's reacting to what they feel is nothing. Oh Andrew you suck at arguing. Andrew ends with "don't make things up" and again says Lane is "trying to stir things up". Lane just keeps laughing.

I'm shocked I thought Lane would get upset. Now I know why Enzo said had Andrew talked to him like the way he did to Lane that Enzo would have blown the fuck up on Andrew. Andrew gives up and walks away and says "you guys enjoy. whatever" and mumbles off about how he just wants to go to the other room and Enzo requests a hug and doesn't want Andrew to walk away upset but Andrew does walk away upset. IDIOT. I'm proud of Lane keeping his cool but I wonder.. what will set Lane off.

Another part of the FEED REWIND shows us Annie was outside ranting bitching to Monet, Matt, Kathy, Enzo and Britney about "people are talking about me in there" and she's just secretly driving them all insane with her rants. Britney even makes a comment to Annie if she's been talking game to everybody all day and Annie admits to it because of the situation she is in and how they would be too. How she only has "four days left". The minute Annie sees Rachel in the kitchen area she leaves them heading inside and the MINUTE she walks into the house all five of them are quick as fuck to talk about Annie saying she is "losing it" and is paranoid and just crazy, laughing about Annie and the way she is acting. Kathy thinks Annie isn't going to make it to Thursday! LOL!

OMG here's the moment in the kitchen when Annie and Rachel are talking. THIS IS IT! So Annie did talk calmly at first to Rachel and did mention about them handling this like "adults". Rachel claims she doesn't "hate" Annie and does ask if she's being "sensitive because I don't hate you at all". Annie gets softly upset and ROLLS HER EYES! This pisses off Rachel.

Annie is quick to mumble "oh yeah, um okay" like she's annoyed with Rachel's comments. Annie starts walking towards the sliding glass door and the minute her back is to Rachel, well Rachel DOES give Annie this mocking face and smile behind Annie's back. Being catty about the chat they just had. You see Rachel does infact hate Annie for trying to break up her and Brendon up and trying to get the house to send her home. I mean it's a game of survival, you can be upset but that's the game.

Anyways Annie has her hand on the sliding glass door and turns around to a walking Rachel who's heading toward the Cabana room. Here they stare each other down and Rachel, as she's walking, forces a mocking smile to Annie but goes away from the camera. Here we see on both cameras Annie's quick to anger reaction to something she saw Rachel do. I believe Rachel did wave goodbye to Annie and Annie is PISSED off that Rachel is getting the joy of actually staying over Annie.

Back to the LIVE FEEDS. Annie is KILLING the fun chat outside going on and on about what Rachel did. Lane, Monet, Matt, Enzo and Britney is outside. None of them care or cater to the rant. They sit there quietly and change the conversation to house topics.

Later the GANG is outside playing pool. Everyone else is inside while the GANG talk openly and freely about their alliance doing such a good job at not being exposed. That no one suspects them four together and NO ONE DOES! Enzo makes fun of Annie and how hard she is trying to stay. Enzo wants her gone and since Enzo believes he controls his alliance then That's 3 solid votes to evict Annie.

Matt and everyone agree to not give a fuck about the Saboteur and the secret couple. Hayden keeps quiet knowing he is the secret couple. Here you go, Hayden tries to come up with his "idea" on who the secret couple is, aka life long friends. He says it could be Brendon and Rachel and wonder if they are life long friends who could marry later.

Matt says that no matter who wins next week that we have to keep each other off the block. Enzo is so proud of his alliance that even if two of them get on the block that he believes one of them will come off and that someone else will be backdoored saving their precious four. AWWW SHIT Annie comes outside and stops the game talk. GET OUTTA HERE ALREADY!

Super secret couple Hayden and Kristin talk briefly in the Cabana room about Andrew and how he needs to understand joking around if he wants to stay longer in the house. Hayden asks Kristin what she thinks about the whole Rachel Annie thing. Kristin doesn't believe Rachel did anything and that Annie is making it up. She believes Rachel would tell her what she did if anything. Andrew comes in and kills my hard on for this chat.

Andrew leaves and Kristin is happy that no one suspects a thing about them. That they have been doing a good job hiding them. Both wanted to talk to each other all day long. GAWD DAMN IT! Just when they start talking Andrew comes in again and KILLS MY HARD ON! Mutha fucker!

Oh good god! Andrew is pushing for Annie to stay and how if Annie gets HOH that she will be upset with Brendon but Hayden pushes that Annie and Brendon together is worse than Rachel. That Annie would be upset with Hayden for backdooring her. Andrew leaves and both laugh how they really like Andrew but comment how "clueless" he is. Ohh Hayden says Annie has Lane's vote unless Lane knows the house wants Annie out that then he'll jump ship.

Oh wait.. .Hayden is talking with Kristin now about how he believes the "life long friends" are Brendon and Rachel. Neither make it known that they are the life long friends and Kristin is quick to dismiss Hayden's thought about it being Rachel and Brendon. Damn, so maybe Kristin and Hayden are NOT life long friends. DAMN IT!

LOL! Britney comes into the Cabana room where they are talking and talks about the fish. Nothing more. She leaves and Kristin is SUPER QUICK to tell Hayden that if she wins HOH that Britney is "definitely going up". Hayden wonders who would go up against Britney. She says Monet to ensure that Britney goes home. She also says that if Andrew gets HOH that she will talk him into doing the same thing. HONEY, HOH don't work that way. Andrew is sooo going after Lane next week if he wins HOH. Lane and maybe Britney.

Ohhh Lane is in the Cabana room and talks about his workout schedule. He does cable workouts monday tuesday, off wednesdays, works out thursdays fridays. Has a TOTAL REDNECK GYM from the informericals and does that in the morning. Then around 3 or 4 pm he goes to the gym and does cardio, weights, etc. SO HOT! Take off your shirt already Lane!

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July 9, 2010

Big Brother 12 | And The Jealous Male Twats Are OFF! HOH Hayden Nominates Super Handsome Brendon & Super Breasts Rachel!

And so here weeeee goooo! Second twatty star to the right! Off to Allison Grodner land!

BAM! Surfer Hayden wins HOH. BAM! He nominates Super Gorgeous Brendon & Super Boobie Rachel. DUN!

POV has yet to be played. The people playing for POV are Super Expensive Monet, Super Bald Enzo, Super Jewish Andrew, the current HOH and the 2 nominees.

Enzo has really taken to the idea of being a Godfather to the house. He's luckily pulled in a giant alliance that includes the HOH. Somehow Brendon has almost the entire house ready to let him go. No one really wants to save him. If he pulls himself off the block then so be it. Then Rachel goes home, according to the "gang", the alliance Andrew has titled with Enzo as the head boss.

The GANG basically includes Enzo, Super Smarty Matt, Super Wet Hayden and Super Texan Lane. Britney has positioned herself comfortably onto the men's power alliance's side. Lane's intense eye popping glaring attraction to Britney has allowed Britney to be one of the "boys". It's funny watching Lane trying to test the relationship waters with Britney, asking her if after this show is over and Hollywood calls her, that if she does move to Hollywood how would her engagement to her boyfriend be handled. She was quick to make it known to the cameras and to the world that her boyfriend or soon to be husband has nothing to be worried about.

Annie, who we all thought was first nominated when the feeds first started, was ranting and bitching and moaning about Andrew peeking under her covers and "spreading my legs" and had she not covered her naughty bits that the entire WORLD would have seen her vagina! Andrew's non stop antics seems to be annoying everyone to the point that if Andrew did not have immunity this week for not participating in the HOH comp this week that he would be the number one target over Brendon.

My only assumption is that Brendon has made all the males super jealous and made them feel like nothing thus putting him on the block with the power that they had through Hayden.

Enzo never shuts the fuck up. He's non stop game talking. On and on and on and on. Always preaching that the HOH wants Brendon gone and to not fuck with the nominations if one was to win POV. Enzo's GANG is already planning week 2 and three. Amateurs!

The house collectively hates Andrew. They talk smack about everything he says and does. Boy can't do anything right. I believe he was cast to be evicted week one. But since he was given immunity, just for the fuck of it, I highly doubt if anyone had been the mascot for the first HOH that they would too have been given immunity this week. I think just because of the way he was that he was given an extra week to make the house erupt in fights.

As for other people hating each other. Super OLD Kathy is a two faced biatch. Nice and eager to agree with Annie but once Annie leaves she is quick to trash Annie to Monet! Monet has it good with her GANG alliance, Hayden for some reason loving Monet. Monet hates Annie and wants to punch Annie in the fucking face.

Kristin seems to be quiet week one. I believe Kristin isn't getting along with much of the female roomies and I'm assuming she's attached to Hayden. There was also some fight or drama about the fucking hammock outside yesterday night between Brendon and Annie. Their fight about the hammock made things awkward that night but Enzo and Lane are quick to point out how weird it was this morning how both Annie and Brendon woke up and were fine again.

Super Brainy Matt is very quick to move with the power of the house. This may be his game play this year. He's there to listen to the talk, chime in with a valid point, pull back and then let the others take his valid point and lets them run with it. Matt is there to be there for a vote, to be part of a moving alliance that is every changing and may not want power at this stage of the game. He wants to be a voting power, part of a group pushing through the house but not as the leader but as a right hand man to the leader aka Enzo and the current HOH, Hayden.

Rachel is VERY QUIET as a nominee. The GANG isn't even banking on her winning POV this week and taking herself off. They just don't see it happening. Rachel seems to be getting by knowing that Brendon is the main target. Now if Brendon wins POV and takes himself off then maybe Rachel will suddenly shit herself PINK with fear!

Annie is pissed that Monet isn't going to be backdoored this week. She was under the impression that since Andrew isn't a target due to his immunity that Monet would be the main target with Andrew being the target for next week. I guess she's figured out that Monet has it in good with Hayden who is HOH and he won't throw up Monet to be evicted this week. The GANG has even talked about throwing up Kathy, one of their own, as a pawn against Rachel if Brendon pulls himself off with POV with Rachel being the new target of the week.

As for Ragan, he seems to be pretty laid back and seems to be a major floater this week. Maybe even the entire game. He's just there, listening, laughing, having a good time, sad that his TV boyfriend Brendon is possibly leaving and he can't save him since he's not playing POV.

So to recap. The house HATES Andrew. Brendon is this week's target to be evicted due to high levels of MALE JEALOUSLY. Annie hates Monet & vice versa. Enzo thinks THINKS THINKS he's running the show when he really only has control at this current hour not understanding that his alliance can fracture at any moment and he'll loose control 2 hours from now.

So there you go. A quick-ish rundown of what's happened.

Oh yeah, the Have Not bedroom has been revealed. It looks like a trashy city alley way. Better than last year's Have Not bedroom. This time they get military beds, a night stand but the room walks look like trashy and I wonder if there's a smell to the room. I'm not sure who's on slop. I know KATHY IS! Yeah for that! I think Matt is on slop too and a have not. Rachel is on slop too. The rest I don't know.

Screencaps return tomorrow!

Now Real SHITTY PLAYER & Big Brother have decided to change things up. I, we, can no longer rewind and play back what we just saw. We can't resize the video or full screen the picture. We are forced to watch the feeds on a main screen channel online and not through our Real.com players. Thanks GOD for Big Brother After Dark and my DVR feature to rewind conversations and chats.

And as I finish writing this around 2 am Texas time the feeds fucking crashed! THEY CRASHED! Thanks Real Fucking Player. Thanks a bunch bitch.

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July 2, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Brendon Talks... Beautifully. As Does Lane, Hayden & Britney!

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June 30, 2010

Big "Handsome" Brother 12! | One Gay, One Bisexual Houseguest So Far... & I Already Love Adore Lust Brendon Villegas!

Let's check out the house with a private "sexy" tour from the show's host Julie Chen.

So... the Have Not's bedroom and cold showers return along with eating something for a week that has yet to be revealed. The room formely known as the "spa" room is now an even bigger cabana room. It's hella nice.

And now Press Day. This is the special day where Big Brother media super fans get to actually play the game in one single day. It's a type of testing for the show to see what problems may arise and what to fix before the actual houseguests move in. There's 9 parts to the damn Press Day so head on over here to view the entire 9 part series.

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June 29, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Twist Revealed! Summer Of Sabotage! One Houseguest Not Playing To Win But To Fuck With Them All!

Um... why would anyone go into that house and not play to win?!?! I expect this super possible lame twist will only last a few weeks to get viewers hooked and then he/she will be given a chance to play for the money.

I can only assume that America will have their hands in this somehow thus giving our favorite conspiracy theories that Big Brother Witch of a producer Allison Grodner will somehow use this "player" to help her favorites along.

Me and my friend, big Big Brother fans, already rolled our eyes and collectively hated Allison Grodner for coming up with this shitty twist. But then again we don't know all the twaty details. Later this week the cast and house are revealed! I can't wait!

AND PLEASE let this guy be part of the new cast!!!!

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May 17, 2010

Big Brother 12 | Premieres Thursday July 8th! Still Hoping For A House Half Filled With GLBT Housemates! Plus BB11's Jeff Really Lets Himself Go

I mean yeah he's still humpable but come on... I'd push him aside for the next random hunk that strolls by. But of course to those still faithfully following Jeff & Jordan and everything they do, worshiping every single fucking move they make, well to those people, Jeff just can't do no phone, even in his "let himself go" body. I mean let's look back at what Jeff use to look like...

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