September 17, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Rachel Wins Big Brother 13! Adam Is Still A Douche Bag!

So I'm just going to throw out random points and blurps about random finale night happenings.

- Daniele, for the 1,000,000th time, Rachel is not a FUCKING FLOATER in this game nor has she ever been a floater. She's won and won and kicked bitches ASSES all summer long. Daniele, who's super jealous of Rachel and how far she got and what position she got to, just wants to bring down someone's gameplay when she really needs to keep looking at her own and how she got to where she's at. Daniele, get over yourself. LOVE ya still and in the beginning wanted you to win but so GLAD to see where you ended up and how FUN it was to watch your entire alliance in the house suck at winning.

- Kalia claimed in the jury discussion that Rachel was deserving of the final 2 spot but did hint that that is all she was deserving of. It's OBVI! that Kalia was team Porsche all the way to the end. And when Shelly made the LAUGH OUT LOUD moment how Kalia and Porsche "played Dani's game". Kalia sure as hell didn't love this and started BITCHING AND MOANING how she played and did what she wanted. But really when YOU and PORSCHE continued to tell Daniele how you will do her bidding and do what she wanted well after she left the game rather than readjusting your own alliances in the house to get your further, well you DID play Dani's game all the way to the jury seat and to the final 2 spot. Too bad Porsche didn't work on Shelly as a "friend" or she would have gotten her vote. Instead Porsche treated Shelly like a "old woman" who she couldn't relate to and thus lost the grand prize.

And Kalia will NEVER EVER escape the fact that she and Porsche played their own game because Porsche herself said during the double eviction to Jeff that this is what Dani would have wanted. So SAD for Kalia to always be remembered for playing Dani's game. SO FUNNY AS FUCK SAD. Kalia should have simply said that her and Daniele had common enemies and common goals, just like the All Stars did. That would have crushed some of that stink that Kalia has on her now. But oh well, her Big Brother legacy is to be a follower forever and ever.

- After Rachel won the final part of the 3 part HOH she had to listen to a SUPER JEALOUS Adam rant and bitch and moan. You could tell from his nominee speech that he was very bitter that Rachel got this far and very bitter at the fact that he was most likely being sent home. All he had to say was that if you evict me I won't vote for you. It's a game move. It's a low down dirty game move but it's upfront and honest. But no he had to try to guilt her into taking him. LYING to her saying he's been there for her from day one when really he went around to EVERYONE telling them that Rachel has to go and that if he got HOH that he didn't mind nominating her and getting rid of her.

Thank BB GOD Rachel didn't fall for his bullshit. And Porsche didn't like him for that calling her a floater. It's like Porsche and Adam could argue back and forth, no you're a floater, no you're a floater. When really BOTH were floaters until they started winning comps. I still believe Dr. Will was the ULTIMATE FLOATER because he never won a damn thing and just floated to the end while everyone else were targets. I believe your'e a floater until you win your first competition.

- When Rachel PUT IT BACK OUT THERE that Adam did say that Rachel earned her spot and she then evicts him which makes Adam saying "it's alright", "no problem, no problems" and "it's fine" and hugs them. He TELLS RACHEL when he hugs "you EARNED IT". He then hugs Porsche telling her in her ear that "I had to do what I had to do" meaning his speech.

Rachel again tells Adam she's sorry and he says AGAIN that it's alright and tells her to "kick butt". REALLY ADAM? Just say what you really mean. Right now YOU have power in the jury vote and you can say whatever the FUCK you want to say and Rachel and Porsche know it. They have to continue to play the game to win you over, not the other way around DUMBASS.

Oh and don't get me started on the way Adam left the house and into the live stage. Thinking the crowd loved him and was crazy about him. It was PATHETIC. And then he sat down with Julie to utter words he's sure to regret. "If she would have taken me to the final 2 I would have won". These memorable words made the audience laugh and even made JULIE CHEN let out a hearty laugh that made Adam smile and shake his head as if what he said was the truth.

Oh and that was some bullshit that Adam got to go hug his girlfriend and father in the audience. They could have been telling him how to vote or telling him things that he didn't know. BASTARDS! This moment could have also been the moment that changed Adam's vote.

- When Adam joined the jury live and Julie Chen told them that Rachel had just won the final HOH we see everyone's immediate reaction. Of course Brendon is happy, holding his fists up and celebrating. Jordan smiles while Jeff has ZERO reaction to it. Daniele keeps her smiling face before the statement and keeps it well after the statement. Kalia nods hopefully because Rachel impressed her. Shelly lets out a big smile and nods as well. Adam smiles while showing no teeth and holds his hands up while Julie reminds Adam and the jury that Rachel chose to evict him. LOL! LET THAT BURN STING A LITTLE LONGER!

- Now during the live jury voting Daniele made a comment how Rachel is "lucky this is not a personality contest". OH BUT IT WAS. Kalia voted for her friends in the game, Daniele voted for her friend in the game and Adam voted for BEING BURNED by Rachel. PERSONAL!

- If you noticed Shelly, being the "old" one in the group, had some trouble getting her key in the slot in the jury voting turntable thing. Remember this. I looked at the people behind her and Kalia, Brendon and Jordan has no reaction to possibly seeing how Shelly voted. Just remember this.

- Now comes Adam's vote. At one point he did look in his bag to see the names and grabbed the key of the person he was voting for before he went up to the stand. He pulled out the key with his hand covering the name and started yet another DUMBASS rant about how he got 4 questions right in the final HOH had he played and how he would have won against any of them in the final 2 and then mentioned how he will be back for All Stars 2 to win again. SERIOUSLY ADAM... you're were that great of a player. No one needs to see you come back. I'd rather have Dominic or Kalia back for All Stars over you.

What's funny is seeing the jury's reaction to his statements. Daniele of course hates Adam and had a "are you serious" face behind her. Kalia laughed with yet another "are you kidding me" face tick. Shelly laughed shaking her head NO behind him. Well that's three votes so far that you wouldn't have had so no Adam you still wouldn't have won JACK SHIT.

- During the return of Evil Dick segment he told everyone how Daniele's too early plans of getting Jeff out screwed everything up. It seems Dick had intentions of taking his All Star alliance all the way to the end. But Daniele of course disagrees making yet another DUMBASS statement saying the biggest mistake people make coming into this game is making allainces "day one or day two". Um... Hayden, Lane and Enzo made it to the end. Enough said. It is possible. Of course Dominic's failed alliance went out back to back to back to back so NO Daniele, it's not the biggest mistake, it's just the people you chose can either work for you or not work for you.

And then when Daniele says "and there's all my friends over there" pointing to Cassi, Dominic, Lawon" Kalia made a sudden "what the fuck" reaction and turned her head to Daniele wondering what the FUCK did Daniele mean by that statement. But you know Daniele is going to get friendship abused by Daniele until the end of time. She'll take the abuse and move forward as it if didn't happen. Daniele then saves it by saying she made really great friendships in the game aka Kalia.

- EPIC FAIL! Kalia was asked point blank by Julie Chen about how she felt now after the game is over and for Kalia to speak her mind. All Kalia had to bitch about was the same shit we already heard, about her not playing Dani's game but her own. BUT she did use Rachel's word against Rachel by implying that Daniele wasn't her "master" and that she wasn't anyone's "slave". YES SHE WAS AND YES YOU WERE! Okay, maybe not total slave because Kalia did put Lawon on the block despite Daniele being against it. I'll give Kalia that ONE move. Daniele "nods" her head to Kalia's words. Still an EPIC FAIL because Kalia was scared to unleash in front of everyone there. Where was Brendon's attack on women or Jeff treatment of women? BITCH PLEASE YOU STILL HELD BACK.

- Here's what's weird. Julie Chen asked Jeff how his friendship with Daniele was because things looked "tense" in the jury house. Jeff joked saying they gave each other back their "friendship bracelets". He implies that not everyone has to like each other but that the game is over and they can both just move on. Now Shelly turned on Jeff and Daniele turned on Jeff yet the Shelly haters who went way too far above and beyond with their hate only targeted Shelly and not Daniele. Daniele get off scott free from the rabid Jeff & Jordan fans.

I understand why the fans hated Shelly. It was because Shelly protrayed herself to be a self righteous DOUCHE BAG who never admitted to her evil behaviour in or out of the Diary Room and when she turned on Jeff and Jordan she tried to justify it at the last minute with a very valid "famiy" reason but Shelly should have stated in the beginning that she would work with Jeff and Jordan until it was time to get rid of them. NOT tell them over and over again how she was there to get them to the final 2 and that she was here to PLAY FOR THEM. Shelly created this situation all on her own with her own choices. Of course now that the game is over Shelly should be treated like any other former houseguests, game is over, just forget about them and move on.

- Now comes Shelly's vote for Rachel to win. I called it watching it at home. I should have wrote it on here somewhere but I called it. I figured Shelly would win back Jeff and Jordan by telling them she's voting for Rachel to please them because I just can't look at Shelly's very personal game play towards and behind Rachel's back that would have resulted in her giving Rachel a prize winning vote. Shelly voted for Jeff and Jordan and that's how I'll always view it. Shelly gave the money to their friend to win them back.

After Julie read the vote you can hear Rachel crying because she knows at that exact moment that she just WON BIG BROTHER 13! Jordan's vote is the last vote that matters. Adam no longer has control in the jury house with his vote as everyone, including myself, once thought. Adam, to get voted out, laughed at by your comments and to be dealt the final blow that your vote doesn't matter... ADAM YOU DESERVED THAT SHITTY ENDING.

What would have sucked is if Jordan voted for Porsche and a crying Rachel would have stopped crying and looked as if she had the wind knocked out or her BANGING BODY! But no, Jordan gave Rachel the BIG VOTE to win the game.

- After Rachel came out and hugged Brendon and the jury members and the evicted houseguests got up to hug each other and say hello again, well who was the FIRST PERSON Jeff went over to hug. CASSI! You know if he and Jordan were't together he'd so try to drill his man dick up her country twat.

Rachel then did the RIGHT THING, whether or not she just did or Brendon told her to, she went up to Shelly, screamed and hugged her. She then said emotionally "thank you so much, thank you so much" and I can't understand what Shelly says but then she hugs Brendon. Her and Brendon did bond over many Big Brother mornings with their talks and I can only guess that maybe Shelly voted for Brendon in connection to Rachel. You see Porsche, you should have connected with Shelly instead of treating her like a piece of furniture.

Rachel then hugs Jordan FINALLY and Jordan tells Rachel "I'm so proud of you".

- Final segment. Here Julie stands in the middle of everyone. Porsche really is a gracious loser. She's smiling, happy for Rachel and okay with losing. NOT like Adam who felt he deserved to win this year. IDIOT. Speaking of that DOUCHE BAG, Julie Chen reveals Adam's VERY PERSONAL VOTE. Even the audience reacted with "ohhhhhhhhh" and that reaction should tell Adam that everyone expected him to vote for Rachel and not be a bitter MALE TWAT!

Rachels' immediate reaction isn't shown on the camera because of the close up on the key but she isn't smiling as big just finding out that THAT SHIT standing next to Brendon voted against Rachel despite telling her and Porsche that whoever won the FINAL HOH gets his vote. But yes he has every right to change his mind. He has every right to vote personally but yet again, just like Shelly, don't say you're going to do one thing and then do another. People hate you for that. I mean they REALLY HATE YOU FOR THAT.

The final shot shows Daniele holding her hands up in the air and getting a circle group hug from Dominic, Porsche, Kalia and Lawon. OH SORRY KEVIN- I MEAN KEITH, you're left out of more Big Brother love. Sucks to be Keith.

- And now some quick post interview DRAMA!

Rachel finally confronts Adam about his vote and Adam can't really speak on his actions but he did tell Evil Dick moments before that that Shelly had trouble putting her key in the box and so he could see that Shelly voted for Rachel to win knowing she just won the game so he just "threw" his vote to Porsche. But REALLY you should have voted for who you felt deserved it and if you really felt Porsche didn't deserve it and you were just tossing her a last minute vote well then you really SUCK at Big Brother. PUSSY TWAT MALE CUNT! Again he is allowed to vote how he wants but really... that was a complete and utter douche bag move on his part. He lost many fans during the finale and post interviews.

Jeff confirmed that he and Jordan are going to be moving in together now. They have been having a long distance relationship for now almost 2 years. Wonder how many times he's cheated on Jordan. Can't wait to hear that shit hit the fan over at Reality Blurred, he always gets wind of those Big Brother scandal scoops.

Daniele finally admits that her BIG MOVE to out Jeff was too early and that it was not smart. TOOK YOU HOW LONG TO ADMIT THIS? She also says she was "very disappointed" in the way that she played this time around. She does say that she liked Rachel for 2 weeks and then couldn't hide it anymore that she didn't like her. Then said Brendon can be a big jerk when Rachel is put with him but he usually is a nice guy, sweet, etc. So it looks like Daniele is NOT going to be invited to the wedding.

There were 2 after parties, one for SuperPass and one for Evil Dick's website. Evil Dick trash talked Superpass before his interviews in the backyard ended and he wanted all the houseguests to come to his party over superPass. He even flicked off Superpass and called Lydia from season 10 a "bitch" Not sure what happened between her and him but who really cares.

Adam FINALLY admitted that he had "a little bitter feelings" towards Rachel and talks about how he helped her get to the final 2. WHATEVAS! He LIES saying he kept their alliance together, dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Now he goes back to how he wanted a "newbie" to win and how the All Stars had their chance- OKAY so it's not okay that a former houseguests had a 2nd shot to win this season but it's okay for next season to be All Stars 2 and you getting a 2nd shot to win the game. SHUT THE HELL UP!

Shelly STILL believes she didn't manipulate people in the house. She calls it a "great social game" on what she did this past summer. WHATEVAS! She brings up the valid point again that if she was in the final 3 with Jeff & Jordan that they wouldn't have taken her BUT she fails to mention how much she talked about how she was here for them to get to the end. She then says about the Rachel vote and how she voted for the person who played the best "game" from "start to finish" and did not vote based on her social game. So there, I take back saying she did it for Jeff and Jordan's love.

And HOW THE FUCK did Keith land "one of the faces" of Abercrombie & Fitch campaign? Is he lying or what?

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September 15, 2011

Big Brother 13 | OMFG! Rachel WON BIG BROTHER 13! OMFG! & Fuck You Adam! Bitter Ol' BITCH!

Okay.. well I have work in the morning so I'll update a full finale write up tomorrow or this weekend. Watched all the interviews, gonna watch the SuperPass wrap party and will screencap all the best moments from the finale.

Best moment of the interviews tonight was Rachel confronting Adam about his jury vote and her not believing Adam's BULLSHIT story about seeing Shelly's vote so he "threw" Porsche a vote. LIAR DOUCHE BAG DUMBASS. Can't stand Adam...

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September 10, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Porsche Won HOH Part 2! Adam LOST!

Saturday Sept 10th Part 2

Around 9:30ish Big Brother time Adam is called into the Diary Room. Just as he goes in Porsche and Rachel start celebrating that they are the final 2 and that 2 cocktail waitresses made it to the final 2 this season. But then Adam comes back out of the Diary Room and they change the subject cleaning dishes talking about something but both keep looking for Adam to walk back ino the Diary Room. When he does they move into the kitchen area and start screaming and jumping up and down.

Porsche mentions Rachel got the endurance, then she herself got the skills part. This implies that whoever wins the final part HOH that they are going to take the other girl to the final 2. I actually believe or really WANT TO BELIEVE that Porsche is going to take Rachel to the final 2 if she wins the final part. PLEASE PLEAASE PLEASE!

These girls are jumping high and then stop and then jump again and celebrate their final 2 victory. Rachel is smart to downplay that she can only win 50,000 dollars but then says or 500,000 dollars "or whatever". Both are now out of breath from the jumping.

Porsche says "I wonder how much Brendon is going to freak out now". Porsche then says "I don't feel bad for him. I don't. He got to meet Tori Spelling, he got so much". She then says "I love him to death" and Rachel says "he's a good guy". Porsche then thanks her employeers for letting her have the summer off to play this game and then mentions how Rachel is unemployed.

Then they handshake deal that "winner takes the other on a Mexican vacation". Rachel shakes her hand and says DEAL!

Porsche then says we made 5 G's a week this summer and then high fives Rachel saying they made the first alliance of the summer and now they're final 2. They dance around some more. Rachel says "the best alliance of the summer'".

Then Porsche reveals that part 2 comp was a maze that involved water and putting the correct order of who won HOH all summer long. She had been studying HOH's knowing that was coming up and that she had been doing mazes all summer long from the cereal boxes. She just had a "strong" feeling that morning and when she went outside to see the comp she smiled saying "I got this".

Now they tell each other that they saved each other in the game and how Adam can't be mad at them because they won HOH's and "busted their asses" all summer. They look at the memory wall and say "oh my god, all these people use to be in our house" and then Rachel says "and now half of them hate us" and they both laugh. Rachel then says "they're going to hate us even more come Wednesday".

Porsche is on the verge of tears but holds back saying "I can't believe it". Porsche says she really "adores him as a person" and that Adam has a great chance of coming back for All Stars, he has a good chance of getting America's Choice, that he came 3rd, Tori Spelling, he celebrated his birthday, he got on Big Brother... " Porsche says we laughed, we cried, we fought with each other and we came back together when it mattered.

They jump up again after comparing themselves to Hayden and Lane last summer. They can't believe it AGAIN and hug AGAIN. It's now the same thing over and over. It's kinda getting awkward and fake-ish and I kinda want it to stop but both keeping celebrating. I can tell both are trying to make sure the other takes them to the final 2 without actually campaigning. Both trying to sell it to the other that taking each other would be the best scenerio. I SEE THROUGH YOU GIRLS!

Rachel says that Janelle will be really proud of Porsche and then Porsche mentions that Janelle never made it to final 2. BURN!!!

Saturday Sept 10th

Feeds just came back around 10:23ish Texas time after what almost felt like 2 hours of "trivia". We find out both Porsche and Adam are hurt AGAIN! Porsche has a bandage on her leg and something is wrong with her finger, maybe a cut because she just took out a band-aid. Adam hurt his wrist and has a baggie of ice on it.

Adam then asks both girls in the bathroom, "who wants to take me to finals?" Both girls found it a bit awkward and Porsche says for them to talk about "game" later.

They move into the kitchen and a DOWN on his luck Adam is moping around as Porsche and Rachel make something to eat. Adam is asked if he would come back to do All Stars 2. He says he doesn't think he would do this again and Porsche is just like WHAT?.

Rachel then tells Adam "I don't like this 'Adam'" meaning he's just not so positive. Not wanting to drink wine or eat food. Porsche tries to stick up for how Adam is feeling saying that Rachel doesn't know what they just went through. This competition involved HOH's in order and water and running back and forth. Porsche thinks it was worse than the Big Brother mixer endurance comp and Adam thinks that one was harder.

Then Adam says "who fucking comes up with these games?"

And that's it. Queen Rachel won Part 1. Princess Porsche won Part 2. Joker Adam is OUT unless pulled to the end for mocking entertainment value. The final 2 being women! Let's think about this. When was the last female winner of Big Brother. Last year Hayden won. The year before that Jordan won. So it hasn't been too long ago since a woman won. Dan won the year before her. Adam the year before that. Dick before that. Mike Boogie before that. Ahh finally Maggie won season 6. SEXY AS FUCK DREW won season 5. The Brillant Jun won season 4. That Lame Bitch Lisa won season 3. And then Will season 2 and season one doesn't count- I SAID IT DOESN'T COUNT!

So out of all these seasons only 4 women have won the game!?!?!?! WTF! Come on Rachel, pitch the idea to Porsche that 2 women need to be in the final 2 spots. NO MEN! They've won enough!

And OMG! Porsche knows Janelle, was coached by Janelle how to play this game before she entered the house. Porsche even has Janelle's "lucky ring" that she wears in the house. But wait a minute. Janelle's ring may not be so lucky because she only made it to the final 3 in back to back seasons and never to the final 2. Always 3rd out. Sooooo maybe that ring isn't so "lucky". PORSCHE, YOU BETTER TAKE OFF THAT DAMN RING!

NO NO, better yet keep it on so that you can LOSE the final HOH to Rachel so she can drag Adam to the final 2. And then Rachel WINS!!!!

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September 8, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Final Week! Jordan Evicted!

Friday Sept 9th

Nothing much. A day off if you will for the houseguests. There will be No Sunday show so I'm guessing Sunday's episode will be online or just not produced at all. This would mean Wednesday's 90 minute season finale will have to rush in everything. The HOH Part 1 & 2 comps, the live Part 3 comp, the jury questions live, the voting live, the jury discussing who they want to win out the three, the live reunion of the jury and the evicted houseguests, Dick returning to speak on shit no one cares to listen to or about from him, the winner crowned, America's Favorite Houseguest prize announced, HOLY SHIT THAT'S ALOT of stuff in one 90 minute episode.

Thursday Sept 8th

So the day starts and we find out that Big Brother has been building something BIG all night long and throughout the day.

There's still no official answer as to who is leaving but Adam is pushing for Jordan to be evicted which is weird because a week or so ago he wanted a final 2 with Jordan.

So it's really up to Porsche. Who gives a fuck what Adam wants. If Porsche has no desire to keep Rachel then she won't.

Live show starts in 30 minutes!

And let's fast forward through the live show. No Jury House footage. Jordan was evicted. Rachel left an amazingly heartfelt and sad message to Jordan. Jordan ALMOST shed a tear but it's Jordan, she hardly ever cries.

Part 1 of the final HOH comp is a giant blender in a pool of yellow water aka "butter". Each sit on a spinning platform and they all spin in a circle.

When the feeds return Adam is STRUGGLING! He's holding on behind his head and he can't reach around the backing like the girls can. This comp was sooo mad for a girl- RACHEL, to win. He's cursing, grunting, struggling, whining, making faces, his eyes are open, looking at the spinning room going around and around.

Both Rachel and Porsche are in perfect stances, both with arms wrapped around the backing of their platform, both with their heads up against the backing and their eyes closed shut. Both can hear Adam struggling and Porsche is the first to speak up to give Adam words of encouragment and then Rachel soon follows.

The Feeds are now cut as it seems Big Brother is talking to Adam, I'm guessing, on how he feels and what they should expect and so forth.

Feed return and Adam is OFF! He's got a towel over his shoulders and he's by the backyard couch saying "fuck!". Annnnndddd he's back to smoking.

Porsche is SUFFERING NEXT. Rachel has a big ol' smile. A good 'ol time. Porshce is on the verge of THROWING UP! GROSS! Rachel laughs and says something about "this is Big Brother". When the machine moves up and down Porsche doesn't open her eyes and asks what the machine is doing. BITCH GONNA DROP!

Porsche is trying to hold back her vomit. GROSS! As she spins Porsche opens her eyes and mouths something to Adam, something about how she doesn't think she can last much longer or maybe it was that she couldn't feel her hands. ONE OR THE OTHER. She and Adam mouth back and forth about how Rachel is doing. NOT GOOD news for Porsche.

Porsche then says "Adam, I know you're sore but I might need your help. I don't want to drown". Looks like Porsche is about to give up! Rachel looks over her shoulder while not skipping a beat on how well she's staying up there. She watches and waits while Porsche comments she's afraid to drop. Making faces, whining while Rachel looks on with a stern face probably thinking DROP BITCH!

Feeds are cut now. We wait for the final result of Rachel winning PART 1 OF THE FINAL HOH BITCHES!!!!

Feeds come back and Porsche is out of the pool and OFF! Rachel WON, SHE FUCKING WON.. part 1 that is. Porsche complains of her neck hurting and her feet hurting while Adam says his legs are killing him. Adam says he burped and was almost going to HURL.

Rachel is walking around wondering how long they were up there. WALKING AROUND like she's in no pain. Rachel says "final 3 guys" and comments how she's just like them, never been this far in the game and comments how she was the 9th one out.

Big Brother opens the house and Rachel goes in leaving both outside. Adam comments that Rachel doesn't even look sore. LOL! Rachel comes back outside and mentions how quiet it is. Porsche talks about how she can't bend her arm a certain way. LOL! WEAKLINGS!

Rachel, OH MY GOD RACHEL WIN PART 3!!!

LOL! Adam is walking like he just has hip surgery! Baby steps Adam! Porsche walks with a bent forward walk. She laughs how pathetic they both look while they slug around the house grabbing stuff to take to shower.

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September 6, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 9, Part 2. Kalia Evicted! Adam Won HOH! Rachel Or Jordan To Be Evicted

Monday Sept 5th

9:38:02 pm Porsche is in the bathroom popping a zit while Rachel cooks in the kitchen. Just as Porsche starts walking over to the kitchen to help Rachel with something a voice says "Hello".

Porsche reacts and says "what was that" and we hear "Hello Porsche" come from the Purple room again. Porsche yells for Rachel to "come here!" and both run into the purple room. Porsche says Hello and wants it to speak again. Porsche grabs Rachels shoulders and begs the fortune teller to "say something else, say something else, say something else, say something else..."

The Fortune Teller says "hello ladies". Rachel says "hi sorceress". Porsche is so like FUCKING EXCITED she grabs ahold of Rachel HARD and the FT says "please grab everyone into the room now". Both run out SCREAMING as loud as they can yelling "the sorceress is talking!"

They run outside to tell Adam and Jordan and then run back inside. Both are acting like little girls and squealing about how she knew POrsche's name. Everyone is there now a

Greetings HG's. I'm Crystal, the Big Brother Fortune Teller. I have a premonition that the winner of Big Brother is in this room with me.. right now. Every time you hear my laugh you have one minute to come to me. If you miss what I say then you won't be winning HOH".

It looks like someone is going to be evicted tomorrow night since they are getting clues to the HOH comp as it will be questions on what the FT is saying. She tells them to "be gone" and they leave calling her "rude" in a fun way.

Now Kalia and Porsche start studying while Adam studies with Rachel and Jordan outside. The division is here. Two sides studying. Kalia will be leaving so she's leaving Porsche with her knowledge of the questions. Kalia is FUCKING GOOD remembering every single damn word. Shit I can't even remember if I'm typing every single word down as the FT says it.

The FT laughs. They all go running back into the Purple room. Jordan has the biggest smile and Adam can't stop laughing and smiling. Jordan says it is hilarious and that the FT looks "freaky".

She speaks "In 2018 Shelly will make millions when her book 'how i created the perfect tan and how you tan too' reaches number 3 on the all time best seller list". LEAVE ME NOW she says. Porsche mimics the FT's laugh as they all leave the purple room. Adam is studying, He's pretty damn good. It looks like HOH is going to come down between Porsche and Adam.

Rachel asks outloud "can I play in HOH?". Jordan whispers asks Rachel "do you remember everything she says" meaning Jordan is NOT remembering a damn thing. But later she gets taught the quotes by Adam.

A few minutes later the FT laughs again and this repeats a few more times as the night progresses. Each time the year is different and the quote is different and it's not just about the evicted houseguests because the next one is about Porsche.

The FT speaks again at 10:41pm. She calls them all to the room again and speaks...

"In 2016, Lawon will take New York fashion week by storm when he launches his handsomefied hats, ties and jackets"

At 10:53 it speaks again. "In 2020 Adam will file for brankrupty after investing his life savings in... something about teddy bears and bacon flavored something.. FUCK I SUCK AT THIS HOH COMP if I was in the house. Adam goes outside with Jordan and helps her learn this. He loves his quote and says how this is "too easy". Saying 2020 is like his vision "20/20".

Another 11:02pm. "in 2018, Rachel will give birth to a 9 pound 6 ounces bounching baby boy and name it bookie jr after its proud father". Rachel LOVES THIS and says how it is great that she's going to have a baby boy.

The FT laughs again 2 minutes later. They all go back in the room. In 2012 Cassi will land a role along side international mega star... something River Watch." Ahh fuck I give up.

Damn, less than a minute later the BITCH LAUGHS AGAIN! Everyone goes back in the purple room. "In 2015 Evil Dick will start a christmas tradition, by giving gifts to heavly tattooed orphans, changing his name from Evil Dick to Old Saint Dick."

Well I'm out but you get the idea. What would really make them freak the fuck out is if the FT teller would rip herself off the machine and walk out into the house with her eyes glowing and her head rotating side to side. FUCK YEAH!

Later Kalia tells Rachel that this would be her comp to win because all she does at home for her job is mesmorize stuff all day long. The only thing is can Porsche retain the information that Kalia is providing.

Tuesday Sept 6th

Um... So is Kalia going home or not? I'm SO SICK OF RACHEL going back and forth. And now Jordan is going back and forth All we know is that Adam is voting Kalia the fuck out and all he needs is either Jordan or Rachel to agree with him.

You see Jordan is battling the idea that Kalia kept to her word that she would never nominate Jordan or vote out Jordan if she was on the block. Sooooo Jordan wanted to return the favor and vote out Porsche so that Rachel would be the person to break the tie vote. Rachel already said she didn't have a single problem with doing that. But Rachel started feeling sorry and bad for Kalia because how she was going out but THE FACT IS THAT KALIA MUST BE VOTED OUT!

Tonight is the LIVE EVICTION that is going to be taped and shown Wednesday night. After the show ends the feeds return and we should have seen who won HOH and hopefully who is nominated. The POV that may have also been played as well because it would have been the morph face comp and that usually takes place at night. But who knows.

When Thursday's show arrives we'll be watching another person get their ass evicted. As long as it's not Rachel. I NEED RACHEL IN THE FINAL 3!

NOW word has leaked on Big Brother forums and websites that Jordan did indeed vote to evict Porsche while Adam voted to evict Kalia. Rachel had to break the tie and evicted Kalia. Then the HOH comp was supposely won by Adam. There's mixed words that Porsche was only one answer behind from winning. Adam is now in the FINAL 3.

Now they showed the jury house once more with Shelly arriving. LOL! Damn... and the word to describe Daniele's reaction to Shelly walking in the door... "bitter". And that when Shelly walked in it was supposely "awkward". Hopefully Jeff had a few good words for Shelly on the coach and I hope Shelly BARKED right back.

Of course this could all be wrong but I don't think it is. I mean who would lie about this?

Wednesday Sept 7th

And so it was revealed what we already knew. Adam won HOH. Kalia was evicted by a tie vote and Shelly made the jury house AWKWARD!

Now we wait to find out who won POV. People are whispering that Jordan won POV! Please let this be true! I need Rachel in the final 3!

Okay so Major Update! The feeds returned and it took nearly an entire hour to find out what happened.

POV already happened today. Either Porsche or Adam won and Rachel and Jordan are nominated with Porsche being the deciding vote.

Jordan is downstairs packing in the Candy room and is ironing her "blue dress". If you remember Jordan talked about wearing her "blue dress" when she was to be evicted this season. The camera even zoomed in on it at one point.

Upstairs in the HOH room Adam, Rachel and Porsche are playing cards. Here we find out that Porsche says "jordan is mad at all of us" which means Jordan is going home. I believe all three created a pact that someone new has to win this year. They must have talked about Jordan or Jeff winning America's Favorite Juror or Houseguest money prize so why let Jordan get to the end to win it all again.

Rachel then mentioned that she has to pack tonight as well and that their curfew is midnight. She also congratulates both Adam and Porsche and mentions how they both don't have to pack until Thursday. Adam did gloat about him being here until the end but then realized what he said and apologized for it to Rachel.

Rachel gets up to go use the restroom and Adam and Porsche FINALLY get to talking. Here we find out that Porsche is voting out Jordan. That she "won 2 years ago" and Adam says "that someone new has to win" this year. Rachel returns and the talk stops.

There was also a moment when after Porsche talked about Jordan being evicted tomorrow that if she was suppose to talk about it and Big Brother comes over the speakers with a strong "NO!" LOL! Cats out of the bag now Mr. Big Brother. Jordan and Jeff both evicted this year... I kinda love it. I gotta say it feels good with Jordan and Jeff in the jury house. What's nice is that Jordan arriving at the Jury House gives her a chance to say what she needs to to Daniele!

It's still unclear who won POV, either Adam won it and has told them he's not using it or Porsche won it and doesn't have to pack today with no chance of going home. I'm guessing Porsche won POV.

They all see Jordan walk past the kitchen on the spy cam and Adam screams out Jordan's name. They all want her to come up to the HOH room. Rachel gets up and opens the HOH door and calls out to Jordan to come up. Jordan is nice about saying no and says she still has to pack. Rachel offers her help but Jordan says she doesn't need it. Rachel invites her to come up in a little bit and Jordan agrees.

That's it folks. I'm out for the night. BUH BYE JORDAN! So happy Rachel gets to play in final 3!!!!!!

I still get my Big Brother wish.. Rachel has a 33.3 percent chance of winning this season!

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September 1, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 9. Rachel Won HOH BITCHES! Adam Won POV In OTEV Comp!

Thursday Sept. 1st

Okay so the only funny thing that has happened today is that Jordan and Rachel are indeed voting out Shelly BUT they are telling Kalia that they are more leaning to keeping Shelly so that Kalia will vote against Adam and be somewhat frazzled in the HOH comp. Hey, it's not much of anything but at least Rachel and Jordan are attempting a mind fuck on Kalia. SUPER YAY!

All I need to see tonight is the Jury House fight and Shelly being told by Julie Chen GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT HOUSE. I'll have a new found sudden respect for Shelly if she tells Julie that she lied her ass off and just that she OWNS her actions in the house. That she isn't no better than Rachel. And here's hoping Rachel's goodbye speech is INSANELY FUNNY and CUT A BITCH TONIGHT mean!

Thursday Sept 1st Part 2

Okay so Shelly was evicted. THANK BB GODS for that. Then Rachel gave her a damn good goodbye speech which caused Shelly to revert back to thinking she's any better than Rachel. The HOH comp starts and it's one we've seen before during Jessie and Kathy's season. The one where Kathy got stuck in some sticky pool substance that you're suppose to crawl through. This new comp had them slipping thorugh that molasis or however you spell it to retrieve doughnuts.

Well Rachel won obviously. OBVI! When the feeds come back we get a bit of game talk. Kalia and Porsche in the Candy room talk about how "rude" Shelly was to them during the eviction speech. Kalia then mentioned that after Shelly sat down and Adam started talking that Shelly looked over at Kalia and WINKED at her. Kalia was just like PLEASE BITCH.

Over in the bathroom Adam congratulates Rachel and soon after he leaves we get Rachel saying that she doesn't "know about Adam" meaning she can't trust him this week. But then Jordan says "we have to get at least ONE of them out". And Rachel says "oh yeah, definitely". I would like to assume they are talking about Kalia and Porsche. KILL their winning streak. I wouldn't think Adam was associated with that statement because it's obvious that one of the newbies are leaving but I believe Jordan wants Kalia or Porsche out this week.

Later, 8:23pm, Jordan and Rachel sneak into the storage room. They talk about Shelly's eviction speech and how Jordan almost flipped because of it. They both agree that Adam can't know that they are unsure of their decision this week. They agree to LIE to Kalia and tell them they switched their vote last minute.

Now Rachel admits she doesn't know to do this week. Jordan pushes AGAIN that one of them, Kalia or Porsche, has to go this week. Rachel agrees and Jordan says she wants to win POV so that she can say "well Jeff wouldn't have wanted me to use POV". They both laugh.

Rachel feels like she can't make a deal with Kalia this week and Rachel doesn't think that it's a good idea to send Porsche home but what I'm getting from this is that Kalia is the main target this week. Of course Jordan will keep pushing the RIGHT move, to take out Kalia or Porsche. Whoever stays on the block goes.

The only wrench to this plan is with Kalia and Porsche up on the block, if they can throw the POV for Adam to win it. He saves one of them forcing Jordan up and then Adam and whoever comes off votes out Jordan. Then it's 3 newbies versus Rachel who can't play for HOH next week. DAMN! Talk about a FUCK ME situation.

But I suspect that this week's POV is going to be a night one, the face morph comp. So there's no way they can throw POV if everyone plays separately. They all have to play to win it. So hopefully that plan I just wrote above gets thrown out the window because Porsche or Kalia should KILL the POV face morph comp thus not giving Adam a chance to win it. He's safe either way. He has no chance of going home. He's just a pawn this week if he gets replaced on the block.

Back to Jordan and Rachel. They agree to talk later tonight in the HOH room.

Friday Sept 2nd

So Rachel opened Pandora's Box, then she nominated Kalia and Porsche. She's instructed Adam to try HARD for POV and if he wins it to NOT use it. Jessie THE BODYBUILDER was Rachel's punishment as she was locked upstairs with him while she got to watch the other houseguests downstairs get a shopping spree and the chance to meet Tori Spelling. Adam was on cloud nine finally getting to meet a star from Beverly Hills 90210, his favorite TV show of all time.

Other than that Kalia has vowed that if she stays this week she will win HOH and Rachel told Jordan that Kalia put her up twice during her HOH and Porsche put her up last week during her HOH so both BITCHES had to go up on the block despite their endless tries to get Adam and Jordan up on the block.

Saturday Sept 3rd

And so it happened. Adam won POV. Somehow that big piece of... mass pulled out a physical win that involved BB God OTEV asking the houseguests questions and the houseguests racing across the yard to grab something to present to the God. Whoever is last up to the stand is out. Not sure who the order was on who went out first and such but Adam did win POV.

Now don't rejoice just yet. It seems Adam feels like he has some kind of chance at winning this game up against Jordan. Adam has always wanted Rachel out and this week he, along with Rachel and Jordan, all want Kalia out because she is "good at questions". Seriously though, Kalia is a BEAST at questions. The end game has way too many question comps that she could win at. She's just too big of a threat. TAKE THE GIRL OUT NOW!

So Adam has already told Porsche that she's safe regardless of what he does with POV. But Kalia on the other hand was an emotional wreck. BIG CRYBABY! Crying over the fact that even she knows she's the biggest threat this game has left other than Rachel.

So Adam has already discussed it with Kalia who pushed and pushed and pushed her ideas on Adam to use the POV on her. Adam did listen to her but brought up how Kalia voted him out last week, or at least tried to. What's perfect is Jordan and Rachel planned to lie to Kalia last week about how they were voting to make Kalia vote out Adam so that this week Adam would hold it against Kalia this week... AND IT WORKED!

Adam keeps implying he hasn't made up his mind but he really has. He just sees himself at the end against Jordan. Kalia picked up on this from their conversation and so she later went and told Porsche what Adam was planning.

So later, 10pm, Kalia and Porsche are both tag teaming Adam outside pushing him and pushing him and pushing him to use the POV on them, to make Jordan go up, to vote out Jordan, to "make a big game move" this week by SAVING KALIA without them all saying just that. Kalia is bringing up "our newbie alliance" and that next week me, you and Porsche will have no competition for HOH, because Rachel would have to sit out if let's say Jordan was voted out.

But what Kalia doesn't know is that Adam already talked to Jordan and Rachel telling them how he trusted them and how he couldn't have that same trust with Porsche and Kalia. He knows that Kalia and Porsche won't take him to the final, they will take each other. The reason why he doesn't think Rachel and Jordan would take each other is because he and Jordan have already made an almost final 2 pact. Kinda but not really but mostly final 2 deal.

So Adam has loads of options to get him further. The only thing he has to worry about is next week's HOH. That's all Adam wants, is to win HOH at least once this year and that HOH being next week would be THE ONE to win because it would mean he is safe and automatically in the final 3.

I just can't with Kalia. She can offer the world on a naked woman platter. Adam just doesn't see this end game with Kalia in it. And you just know the Diary Room is going to tell Adam how great of an idea it is to get rid of Kalia this week and to push for the end game with Jordan. Diary Room is all over Adam's NUTS with this plan. Expect Adam to never waiver from the idea of taking out Kalia this week. What he needs to do is let him and Jordan split the vote so that Rachel is forced to get rid of Kalia. Just like Daniele taught the newbies, do what you can without gettting BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!

And now Kalia is crying again. In her bed in the Candy room. Under the covers, sobbing, pulled the covers over her head, as if someone died crying. It's pretty sad to watch. I actually feel bad for her. This does suck that a strong player goes out like this but this IS Big Brother. What did she expect? Smooth sailing to the end?

Just minutes before she was throwing Porsche under the bus to Jordan and screamed out some funny ass comment about how someone who wore "bikinis" all summer long is going to get further than ME! LOL! Now that's kinda funny.

What started this latest crying fit was Kalia was sitting in the kitchen while Adam, who controls her destiny, was washing dishes. Kalia hummed but sat there wanting Adam to notice her. Adam goes to the bathroom area while Kalia spins something on the counter. Here comes Jordan passing by saying something and Kalia is emotional breaking her words up and Jordan says "don't cry Kalia, don't". But in a nice way but it didn't come off so nice.

Kalia wipes her tears away and just wants Adam to see her like this but he's in the bathroom. Adam then comes back out into the house from the bathroom but heads outside. Kalia says "sorry y'all, I couldn't do it". Big Brother then calls over for "Rachel, please dont' obstruct your microphone" and you know this just has to be getting under Kalia's skin.

Kalia moves to the bathroom and then uses it and then washes her hands. She passes by the sliding glass door and sees Adam outside and makes her way back to the bedroom sniffling. She gets in bed and grabs a tissue. She looks up and says "even Jordan is going to vote me out" and THAT'S what makes her BAWL under her covers. The fact that Jordan is not going to go to bat for her meaning all this time Kalia promised Jordan she would never put her on the block or nominate her and she hasn't. The agreement was also that she would never vote out Jordan either.

And now that Jordan has a chance to fight for Kalia to stay, she isn't. That is what is killing Kalia right now.

Sunday Sept 4th

Let's just ignore the boredom that was Sunday Sept 4th in the house. Kalia and Porsche once again tried and tried to flip Adam but he's NOT budging. Rachel and Jordan keep getting reassured by Adam he's with them now AND Adam told Jordan that Kalia has been saying how much Jordan wants to leave and Jordan DID NOT like hearing that and wants Kalia out like YESTERDAY!

Other than that tomorrow is POV ceremony. If Adam for some reason last minute flips on Jordan and uses POV to make sure Jordan goes up and out.. well expect Jordan to be EXPLOSIVE but let's be real, Adam ain't using the POV and he ain't getting rid of Jordan this week. That's just how it is SISTER MISTER!

Monday Sept 5th

And so Adam did NOT use the POV on Kalia or Porsche. He has chosen a side... for now at least. Kalia CRIED and cried and cried after the ceremony telling Porsche that Adam chose "them" over "us". Kalia is mad saying Adam will see how "America" sees him as if America is sad for Kalia and mad at Adam for doing this... whe they're not.

Still no fights or arguements. Just random chit chat. Boring day. I will say that Rachel has suspected that this week was going to be a double eviction or fast forward and the Diary Room confirmed it to the house today. That this week 2 people will be leaving the game. Wednesday and Thursday. This has set the remaining players in fast foward motion trying to figure out who wins what and who gets veto and who saves who and who votes out who. Far too many scenerios to run through. Adam is with his 2 "angels" and we'll just have to see how faithful Adam is to his women next week if he gets certain POV power.

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August 30, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 8. Daniele Evicted 3-2. Jeff Evicted By HOH Kalia! Porsche Is HOH. Rachel wins PO-FUCKING-V!

Thursday August 25th

So you want to know what the FUCK is going on with Rachel last night during the midnight hours? Let's run it down in a quick format. Daniele told Shelly that Jeff threw the corn throwing POV to let Adam win so Brendon could be backdoored. Shelly then told Rachel not knowing the effect it would have on her. Rachel, of course needing someone to blame for her BOOKIES 2nd eviction was floored to hear that Jeff could have thrown the POV.

The way that POV played out it came off as Jeff losing by a few points so it looked as if he wasn't throwing it and he had just barely lost. Either way it got Rachel questioning Jeff in her mind.

So around 1am Daniele is seen packing her bags in the Candy room. She then heads out into the living room where she sees Rachel and Rachel wants to talk to Daniele so they head into the Diary Room. Rachel starts off how she doesn't understand what's going on between Daniele and her. Daniele says Rachel is "so mean" to her all the time. Daniele says she apologized to Brendon in her 2nd goodbye message and how she "promised" Brendon that she would take care of Rachel... I actually can't remember if she said just that but who cares really.

Daniele then starts to get emotional and mutters how she should have backdoored Jeff like "you guys" said. I would like to think Daniele is faking the crying but not sure. Rachel says she "lost Brendon twice" and she then says "no one understands how much I want to be here" YET YOU TOOK OUT HER FIANCE TWICE BITCH! Not the best statement to give Rachel, JUST SAYING!

Rachel brings up how you guys hid my stuff and Daniele says she didn't. Rachel then says your "friends" are doing it but then Daniele tries to throw the blame on other people other than Kalia and Porsche. Rachel doesn't but it and says "whatever". Rachel just wants them being mean to each other to stop. Brendon's name is brought up again and Rachel makes Daniele know that it was "your fault" that he left twice.

Rachel denies "harassing" Daniele on her birthday and Rachel just claims innocence in her antics towards Daniele. Rachel says Daniele is "taking it a step beyond" when really she's fucking with Daniele's head. It's almost like they're arguing. LOL! Talk soon turns to Daniele's first attempt at getting Brendon out and then using Kalia's HOH to target her. Daniele admits to it and then hears out Rachel about how last week she and Brendon wanted Daniele to forget about what's happened and to NOT go after them again this past week and she still went after Brendon.

Daniele admits that she should have put Jeff up and Rachel wants Daniele to NOT say that is what Rachel is saying in this conversation. They start to argue about why things are so bad between them again. Let's fast forward.

Talk turns to Jeff throwing POV. Before Daniele tells Rachel she wants to know if she's going to repeat this. Rachel denies doing so but you know she's going to. Daniele says that Jeff wanted to know if he was the target, she said no and that he thought about taking kalia's vacation during the corn POV comp. Then she threw it and then he threw it.

Rachel wants to know who wanted Brendon out last week. Daniele says "pretty much everyone" after the veto was won. Kalia comes in and sees them talking. Daniele says "hey" but Kalia doesn't respond. She grabs something and then leaves. LOL! BUSTED!

Rachel then says her goodbye message to Daniele is "pretty mean" and then says she will probably see her soon. Daniele then asks if she's going to get her vote and Rachel says she was never asked for her vote. Rachel gets up and opens the Have Not bedroom door to see if anyone is nearby. Nope, no one close by.

Now Rachel gets back on the Have Not bed and gets super close to Daniele. She blames Daniele for how she acted this week and how if things were different and says that she honestly doesn't know what she's going to do this week in terms of her voting. WHAT? Daniele gets SUPER HAPPY at the ounce of hope and starts talking a mile a minute about how Kalia knows Daniele she was never after Rachel.

Rachel says "I know you probably won't believe this but I wanted you, me and Porsche to have a chance at this game". Daniele says "no kidding". Daniele then says that if Kalia stays in the game that somehow Jeff and Jordan automatically win the game. LIE! Daniele laughs "if you were to keep me" and then mocks Jeff in his POV speech about how he was making a "big move".

Daniele says "I have Porsche and I think I have Shelly". Rachel says she doesn't but Daniele says "I think I do". Daniele then says Adam won't vote for her to stay and Daniele wants to talk to Shelly to get her, Rachel and Daniele all on board. The four girls. Rachel thinks she will be "fucked" if she does this.

So the talk moves to Rachel wanting to be able to do this without Shelly knowing. She also finds out from Daniele that Porsche hid her duck "Quackers" and that Shelly hid her dog because "Shelly hates you". Talk is getting honest here. Rachel says "bitch" about Shelly. Then talk to turns to Daniele laughing about production having to edit all this last minute storyline and we get feeds cut for a brief second.

They hear someone on the outside of the Have Not bedroom so Rachel fakes being upset with Daniele and leaves the room. Shelly comes in wondering what just happened and Daniele LIES to her telling her that Rachel wanted to clear the air but that Daniele is now just annoyed with Rachel. Shelly wanted to know if Daniele told her what they have been up to and Daniele LIES saying she didn't. Shelly then leaves. Interesting. It looks as if Rachel is going to flip but let's really look at this.

Flipping to keep Daniele who will always be after her and Shelly who hid her dog and "hates" her is not the greatest alliance. Add in Porsche hiding her duck and being a bitch towards her doesn't make for a great trusting alliance. Rachel would have to see Daniele as being at the top of this new four girl alliance. Rachel once again at the bottom.

What's better for Rachel would be lying to Shelly and Daniele and Porsche about voting to keep Daniele. Setting up Shelly to vote against Jeff and Jordan while Rachel votes with Adam and Jordan to evict Daniele and then FINALLY Daniele is evicted and Brendon's twice deaths are avenged. Then Shelly gets fucked for the rest of her game as she has gone against Adam, Jeff and Jordan losing 3 possible jury votes. BRILLANT and more benefit to Rachel if she lies and sets up those bitches.

That was alot to get through. And the night isn't fucking over yet!

So after Rachel left the Have Not bedroom she goes to use the restroom. Jordan comes and waits for her to come out and when she comes out she tells Rachel, "we need to be praticting". Rachel laughs saying "I know". Rachel admits to be angry towards Daniele but then acts like she's mad at Daniele. WHAT? She's NOT telling Jordan her talk with Daniele!

Later Daniele heads outside and tells Kalia on the couches about her not so all the way truth conversation about Rachel and her conversation in the Have Not bedroom. Rachel is now practicing the HOH/POV comp contraption ball thing while they talk. Kalia gets up to get her turn at the thing again leaving Shelly and Daniele to talk. Shelly TWICE asks if Daniele wants the "dog". BITCH still trying to get it to Daniele for Daniele to take to the jury house. BITCH TWAT CUNT!

Daniele then admits to knowing where the dog is but she didn't tell Rachel earlier where it was. WTF? Daniele then says she doesn't want the dog but knows it is an "option". Daniele then admits to picturing herself taking the dog. Shelly hopes it would screw with Rachel before a "comp".

So now around 2:38am Rachel goes upstairs to the HOH room to talk to Jeff. She has a "quick question" for him. They head to the HOH bathroom. Rachel says she doesn't want to start alot of drama and doesn't care if he tells anyone. Rachel tells him that Shelly told her that he threw the cornhole POV comp. He wants to know where she heard that from. Rachel then says Daniele and how it was "obvious".

Jeff gets defensive knowing he's about to get caught and says "I got a fucking 7". Rachel says okay, I"m just asking you a question. Jeff gets mad that Shelly "told you that". Rachel says earlier tonight and how she was mad at Adam. Jeff says he was accused of throwing it by Daniele and how he didn't really deny it but that Daniele just went with it that he threw it and that's how Shelly found out. AGAIN he doesn't blame Shelly or get mad at her but throws his anger at Daniele.

Rachel says she's not mad at Jeff but wants to find out what's going on. Jeff wants Rachel to know Daniele is doing anything to stay in the game. Rachel then brings up conversation with Daniele and how Jeff asked if he was safe which did happen but Jeff denies it with a passion. He says if he threw the beanbag over the wall then she would have a fuckign point of him throwing it but she doesn't and he got a "7" in the comp. I think Adam beat him by 1 or 2 points.

Jeff gets upset that Rachel is talking with Daniele. But Rachel says Shelly told her that. Then the feeds get cut for about 2 minutes so we miss precious talk. We come back to Jeff and Rachel talking in the HOH bedroom now. Rachel then says she believes Jeff and how Jeff wanted her to come with him with information. Jeff then brings up how Shelly isn't just consoling Daniele but hearing other things and talking about other things. GET THAT BITCH JEFF!

Rachel takes a seat and wonders why Shelly would have said this. Jeff tells her this is just a last minute "ploy" to keep Daniele. Both wonder what Shelly is up to. Rachel then brings up how if Adam were to vote for Daniele to stay that Shelly then would. Jeff wants to know what happened to the final five with them and Adam and Shelly. Jeff brings up how Shelly doesn't tell him anything. Both agree that Shelly and Adam are protected and that's why they hold information.

Jordan comes in and Rachel tells her how "upset" she was with the news that Jeff threw that POV competition. So it's true, Rachel did indeed think about flipping but only based on her being angry at Jeff when really should be mad at Daniele for actually putting up Brendon when she didn't have to.

Now Jordan wants to know if Shelly is going to vote for Kalia to stay. They wonder how to approach Shelly without upsetting her. Feeds cut away for a few minutes and then it comes back to Rachel saying "they are thinking about keeping her". LOL! Now they talk about Shelly and Kalia getting caught talking in the storage room and how Sketchy Shelly was trying to pin Adam for playing both sides and how mad she was at him for doing that but they all know Shelly and Adam were both playing both sides. Jordan can't understand why they just can't PICK A SIDE.

Now they talk about Shelly having final 3 and final 2 deals with far too many people in the house. Jordan DOES NOT bring up her and Shelly's final 2 deal here. They bring up how even Daniele knows Shelly is sketchy. Jeff then flat out asks Rachel "do you think they're going to flip on those votes tomorrow" and Rachel says no. LOL! Rachel is pinning 2 votes to save Daniele on both Shelly and Adam. Rachel may have found her escape vote and blaming it on Adam.

Rachel is now putting the idea out there that Shelly could be in the diary room talking about how she's playing all these people. Rachel says she doesn't trust Shelly at all. Jeff wants Rachel to not have any weird conversations with anyone to screw with her head. Jordan wants to know what they should do with Shelly now. Rachel says she was "really upset" and was "ready to believe it" regarding Jeff throwing POV. Which he did but Rachel doesn't have to know this. Rachel wishes Shelly was voted out last week.

Rachel starts to bring up some new key points in her conversation with Daniele to Jordan. About how Daniele didn't want to work with them when she had a 2nd chance to all work together. Jordan then says "I probably look like an idiot" in terms of trusting Shelly too much and how Shelly plays the "mom" role. Rachel brings up Kathy from last season and how Shelly is just like her. Remember Rachel HATES KATHY and this season she HATES SHELLY. So I'm expecting Rachel to still vote out Daniele after hearing all this shit tonight.

So yes Rachel was back and forth tonight but she's back to voting out Daniele. Here we find out that Rachel and Kathy are on good terms now and how Kathy is one of Rachel's favorite people in the world now. WHAT? THE? FUCK?

Jeff had went downstairs to get Adam and finds out Adam is fuming and pissed, about something Daniele said. Jeff wants Adam to come upstairs to talk. Rachel then says "we know what the fuck we're doing" and that tomorrow is going to be fine. Rachel heads downstairs.

Rachel heads downstairs to brush her teeth. Shelly follows her inside. Talk is gonna happen. Shelly tells Rachel to "get your ass in that bathroom right now". Shelly asks Rachel "are you moving" and Rachel asks "moving where". Shelly admits that Daniele told her the whole story and she knows what's going on. UH OH! So much for trusting Daniele! Shelly says "I need to know what you're doing. Shelly is like standing an inch or two away from Rachel. Rachel looks a little shocked and surprised and Shelly says "there will be three of us" and "I knew your ass was lying to me". Rachel half smiles asking "what".

Shelly now wants to know what Rachel talked with Jeff and Jordan about upstairs. Rachel says they obviously wouldn't admit to throwing the POV cornhole comp. Shelly says "it was thrown, you know that". Rachel smiles saying she doesn't know. Shelly AGAIN asks Rachel what she's doing and then says that they both can NOT turn on each other here. Shelly starts walking away asking Rachel "are you coming back there" to the bedrooms area and she says yes. Rachel brushes her teeth while Shelly walks away. WTF?

Shelly walks past the living room muttering "this is nuts" and then enters the Have Not bedroom telling Daniele with a smile that Rachel will be here in a second. Shelly paces back and forth and says she is a "wreck" because "the devil" has been added to the plan. Daniele loves that Jeff is going to feel like a "complete moron" when he watches this. Daniele even calls Rachel the "devil" with red extensions and gray boots. Shelly says she lost control over Adam and then tells Daniele that she better not screw her.

Waiting on Rachel is nerve racking. Shelly goes and gets some coke and calls it disgusting. They suggest to talk to Rachel quickly. Daniele says Adam's face is going to be "priceless". Daniele can't stop smiling. Shelly says Jeff and Jordan are going to be like "you're a bitch". She says she knows that's going to happen. Shelly is worried Rachel will turn on them and Daniele claims that "we won't give her the chance" and how Jeff and Jordan will be mad at Rachel tomorrow for doing this.

Shelly goes and checks on Rachel and then comes back telling Daniele that she's back upstairs. Shelly is wondering if Rachel is telling them upstairs but Daniele is hopeful she isn't. Then they wonder if she's in the Diary Room. So later at 4:14am the meeting happens. Daniele waves over Rachel to go into the storage room and waves Shelly to come over. All three girls sneaking into the storage room to talk. Shelly goes quickly up to Rachel and grabs her face. Shelly obviously stressed the fuck out.

Daniele stands in the middle of Shelly and Rachel and says "we're all on board. We're all 100 percent. We're all solid". She then says the next targets are Adam, Jeff and Jordan. Are we good she asks. It's hard to hear but Rachel says she's nervous. Shelly still has her hands on her head and is stressing the fuck out. Daniele asks a laughing Rachel, "why are you nervous". Rachel says she's so fucking tired. Shelly squats and says "they are going to freak out on his tomorrow".

Rachel laughs telling Shelly she's so funny. Shelly asks Rachel how she can be so cool and Rachel says something about how she's done this before. Rachel leaves the room and Shelly looks at herself in the mirror saying she's going to break out in hives. Then she orders Daniele to get Rachel to "shake" on it.

HOLY FUCK! So Rachel is either flipping or not. I just can't with this girl. VOTE DANIELE OUT!

Thursday August 25th Part 2

So morning has come and gone. There's some random talk about Rachel being unsure on what to do with the vote. She talks about how Daniele and Porsche will team up and it will be hard to break them up as a team. Even Shelly starts to get worried about that fact. Rachel also suspects that Daniele would turn on her quicker than Jeff would. Rachel is filled with doubt yet again. Going back and forth. UM... HELLO, DANIELE PUT YOUR FIANCE UP TWICE AND GOT HIM OUT TWICE! Jeff hardly did anything except win POV and put Daniele up to get her out!

LIVE SHOW STARTS AND ENDS. Julie Chen teases about a HUGE fight between Shelly and Jeff. We won't see it until Sunday's episode. Now comes the double eviction. Daniele gets evicted as predicted, 3-2 and then we get an AWESOME goodbye speech from Rachel. Rachel saying she doesn't give a fuck about DAniele's jury vote. Then we get the HOH before and after comp. Adam fucked up and went out first. Then the final 2 were Kalia and Jordan. Kalia won HOH and then she nominated Jeff and Rachel.

POV came and Porsche finally won herself something and won POV. I did forget to mention that during these wins Shelly was TEAM DANIELE, KALIA AND PORSCHE. Hugging them, celebrating with them. She has completely flipped and is now official not on team Jeff. She switched to Team Daniele or whatever is left of it. Porsche does not use POV so then the hosueguests vote a tie vote and it's up to Kalia to vote someone out. She makes it quick and Jeff is evcited. He leaves, says goodbyes, ignores Shelly and tells Jordan good luck, gives her a kiss on the cheek and mutters something that is bleeped on his way out the door.

His exit interview is angry, so mad that Julie scouts an inch away. He's just beyond PISSED AWF. Back inside Jordan is crying with Rachel in the kitchen and then in the living room. Shelly is crying in the Spaceship metal room where Kalia and Porsche console her. WTF is Shelly crying for? Why the hell was Shelly competeing with Jordan who can cry the worst over Jeff leaving? WHATEVAS BITCH.

So the feeds return and we GET A HUGE FIGHT BETWEEN SHELLY AND JORDAN. But first we find Kalia and Porsche in the Have Not bedroom celebrating to Daniele on the camera and Kalia saying like a cult member "we love you Dani". Um... Daniele tried to get your ass voted out DUMBASS.

As they celebrate they hear screaming and shouting and they BOOK it out of the room to see what's going on.

So let's rewind back a few minutes and we find Adam, Jordan and Rachel in the purple room. Jordan is still crying. She keeps saying she's so "stupid". The door to the purple room is open. Jordan wants to throw the HOH and she says everyone lies around here and she trusts people she can't. Jordan now says that she's probably coming off stupid on TV and that "she" is laughing in the Diary Room making fun of people trusting her, aka Shelly. Shelly hears this from the kitchen and comes into the room to confront Jordan. UH OH!

Shelly says when she comes in "if that's what you think of me then you don't know me at all". Jordan says "no I don't think I do". Shelly then says that when Jordan calms down that they can talk. Jordan doesn't want to. Shelly then says that she isn't playing Jeff's game so that makes Jordan "pissed". Jordan raises her voice saying "I didn't say you were playing Jeff's game". Shelly says "Jeff did".

I forgot to mention that Shelly is standing at the end of the purple couch bed thing while Jordan is laying down. Shelly says that she can't wait for Jordan to see the DR's and Shelly yells "I can't wait!" Shelly then says "as bad as I feel for you I feel like shit too!". Jordan yells YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE SHIT! Shelly says I DO. Jordan says YOU SHOULD! Now that Jordan is pissed she gets up and stands on the wood platform to shout down at Shelly as they scream at each other face to fucking face.

Jordan yells YOU VOTED HIM OUT and then yells I GAVE YOU MY FUCKING CALL I WANTED TO TALK TO MY MOM. Shelly says she understands and Rachel is quick to start pulling Jordan out of the purple room. Jordan then says AND THAT'S HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?! Rachel is pulling Jordan out of the purple room down to the kitchen area.

Shelly then brings up how Jeff said this morning "it's a game". Jordan is getting pulled by Rachel but turns back to yell at Shelly saying YOU LIE THE WHOLE TIME. Shelly mocks smiles saying "oh Jordan". Jordan then says "you all want to follow Daniele" and "all you think Daniele is A GOD". Shelly then screams that "she" was the other vote meaning Rachel. But that doesn't matter because Rachel didn't vote to keep Daniele.

Jordan is dragged through the living room where Kalia and Porsche are now out wondering what's going on. Jordan is screaming "YOu all follow Daniele like she's the greatest. HER SEASON WAS FOUR YEARS AGO and WHO GIVES A FUCK THAT HER DAD IS DICK!"

Rachel is getting emotional telling Jordan to "stop it". She pulls Jordan into the Candy Room and Shelly finds herself on the living room couch. Shelly says she's "not" going in therer and that she's going to sit right here. Porsche half smiles at all this drama while she passes the living room camera. Shelly says she knew it was going to be like this. That what Jordan did for her in terms of the phone call was from Jordan and not from Jeff. Kalia then says "no one does what Daniele says" ... UM YEAH YOU DO!

So Jordan is now venting about how she wants to punch someone, how she wants to leave and she has to go into the HOH comp against Porsche and how good Porsche is but really it's 3 versus 2 in the HOH comp. All I need this week as a blogger is for Porsche, Kalia and Shelly to ALL TURN ON EACH OTHER with Jordan, Adam or Rachel has HOH. That's ALL I NEED. Not another week of power for Daniele's CULT.

8pm Jordan is crying in the Candy room laying down with Rachel. Talking about getting backstabbed by Shelly and just BLAH BLAH BLAH. SUCK IT UP, get out there and FIGHT! All Jordan needs is a Diary Room visit to pump her up to win HOH. I believe though Jordan will fuck it up and Rachel or Adam will pull it out for a win. DEAR GOD IF SHELLY WINS HOH this week is gonna suck!

Shelly was laying down in the Spaceship metal room hearing Jordan and Rachel talk shit about her and gets up to go to the kitchen telling them how she doesn't want to hear it anymore. Shelly says they are acting like it's "the end of the damn world". Porsche keeps saying "it's a game". Well hopefully Porsche will be on the block again and they can tell her when she's hopefully voted out that "it's a game".

Kaila is still wearing her HOH necklace so I'm not sure if she's going to get an HOH room or when the next HOH comp is. Kalia and Porsche find out from Adam in the kitchen that "they" are not going to keep them in all night. I guess HOH comp is tonight. It should be before Big Brother after dark. Porsche doesn't think it will be a "long" one meaning HOH comp.

Adam now tells Shelly that they told him HOH is tonight and that they won't keep them waiting inside much longer. The next HOH winner is revealed at midnight! See you then!

Thursday August 25th Part 3

Feeds come back. Porsche has won HOH. Well it had to happen at some point. Either one the NEWBS or the All Stars would have dominated the end game and it seems the NEWBS have finally stepped it up and are in the process of taking out 2 All Stars in the Double Eviction and now a third one by the end of this week. Either Rachel or Jordan WILL be evicted this Thursday.

The Big Brother world is right. I'll say it again. The Big Brother WORLD IS RIGHT. An actual new houseguest, not an All Star, will WIN Big Brother 13. This is how it should be. I just personally did not like the NEWBS selected to be on this season. I hated them all. Let me think.. trying to think of one single houseguest I may have liked. Maybe Dominic. Kinda wished he came back into the game over Brendon but it's okay, he'll be back for All Stars 2. I mean he did make the DUMBEST alliance where all four members were evicted back to back to back to back the first four evictions. That has to make him an All Star for season 2 next summer.

Back to the house after the HOH comp. Porsche is really non sympathic towards anyone in the game. She just doesn't care how Jordan or Rachel feel. She is actually enjoying their madness and sadness. Shelly is sucking up to Porsche and Kalia but the real power couple left in the game is Kalia and Porsche. Adam and Shelly will be dragged along for votes.

Rachel is BAWLING, crying so fucking hard in the Candy room. Jordan seems to be done crying over Jeff leaving. Both can't believe how much they suck at this game at this point. Nex they start packing Jeff's things and both wonder how the Jury House is going to be with Brendon, Daniele and Jeff all there together. Jordan suggests they just have fun this week and that there's still POV to be played and won.

Adam is PATHETIC trying to side and switch teams with the 3 newbies Shelly, Porsche and Kalia. Adam is clapping when Porsche walks into the room, hugging Kalia in the storage room, downplaying how he played Jeff and Jordan and just pathetically talking about how the All Stars have to go one after another. PATHETIC. Adam, you're the next to go if Rachel and Jordan are taken out back to back. GET REAL Mister STUPID. You can't nuzzle your way back into their good graces.

Other than that this week is predictable. I can only hope that Rachel would work with Kalia and Porsche to get out Shelly, Adam and Jordan but that's my dream scenerio that won't ever happen. I want Rachel in the final 2. That's ALL I WANTED ALL SEASON LONG. Rachel in the final 2 and winning by one single vote against whoever she is up against. All I need now is for Rachel to win POV. Or Jordan to win it and save Rachel so she can go to the jury house with Jeff. Something that involves Rachel winning it and then going on to win HOH next Thursday. Is THAT too much to ask? Come on Rachel win Big Brother 13!!!

Friday August 26th

So let's play ketchup. I'm still hating what's happening and still can't really stomach how the Double Eviction went but here it goes. Porsche is talking as if nominating Rachel and Adam is a good idea leaving Jordan off the block. For the time being that is. That if POV is used that Jordan would be thrown up. I think Porsche doesn't trust Adam and believes that if he's off the block and wins POV that he would pull off Rachel thus making Porsche nominate Shelly up against Jordan.

BITCH thought this one out. If Adam wins he takes himself off. If Rachel wins she takes herself off. Jordan did tell Rachel last night that if she won POV that she would save Rachel so if Jordan wins POV somehow then she's going to save Rachel forcing Shelly up against Adam. Then Rachel and Jordan would control the week's vote. They would have ALL the voting power. Shelly would get her ASS evicted after Jeff. This is my last ditch hope of Rachel and Jordan staying together but it would all have to depend on the type of POV comp and how Jordan could win it. A POV that would allow Jordan and Rachel to be the last 2 standing with Rachel throwing POV to Jordan. Again this is all based on the nominations of Rachel and Adam.

Porsche has a few more hours before she makes a decision so anything can change. I'm also loving Porsche being a straight up BITCH. She and Kalia want to make a deal with Shelly and then break the fuck out of it. LOL!

Oh and if you're wondering if Jordan has forgiven Shelly or is on talking terms with that LEATHER HO BAG then you're mistaken BITCH. This morning Shelly and Jordan shared a mirror and Shelly had the ABSOULTE NERVE to say "good morning" to Jordan. THE ABSOULTE FUCKING NERVE! People if you can't tell I'm being dramatic here.

Jordan did NOT respond and gave Shelly a deathly stare. LOL! Ahh Shelly... no jury votes from Jeff and Jordan for you? No friendship outside the house like you wanted from Jeff and Jordan? AWWWW! Hey Shelly, do you regret screaming in glee when you first saw them walk in the door on day one? Telling us the viewers how you were such big fans of them.

Shelly can be heard telling Adam later this morning that she is fine with doing what she did. That she can go home and tell her daughter and husband that she put them in front of Jeff and Jordan. Shelly can go fuck herself for all I care. BURN WITCH BURN!

Anyways, onto Jordan and Rachel. Rachel is back and forth yet again feeling defeated and wanting to leave to go to the jury house with Brendon and then wanting to win POV. She wants Jordan to stay and Jordan wants Rachel to stay. UM BITCHES, THIS IS FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS, get your shirt together, put on some fresh panties, some dick sucking lipstick, paint your nails SCRATCH A BITCH red and WIN THAT POV! Con Shelly into believing that she can do you "right" by teaming up with them to get POV used so that Adam is on the block over Shelly and that Shelly would vote with whichever All Star is off the block as a 2 person voting block to take out Adam. Then in next week's HOH it's Jordan, Rachel, Shelly versus Kalia.

Turn the tables yet again. Tell Shelly that Kalia won HOH and the Porshce won POV and then HOH. Get Shelly to realize that this NEW pair of DOUCHES need to be broken up and taken care of. Then Jordan can backstab you and send you packing at some point. SOMETHING has to change. It can't be Porsche and Kalia final 2 easy ride all the way to the end.

And that's it. Until something else good happens like Jordan versus Shelly round 2.

Oh wait, Porsche is talking to Adam right now about putting him on the block with Rachel. Telling him that Jordan won't win a POV but Adam is quick to tell her that she didn't win anything until last night, winning both POV and HOH back to back. Porsche is just confident that Jordan won't win. So since Porsche has now starting winning then no one else can. I love how when these people win something they just don't expect anyone else to win anything from here on out. Adam is NOT down with this plan but he has no choice. BITCH don't trust your stuttering nervous can't form a sentence or single thought ass. GET UP ON THE BLOCK BITCH.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. Now Adam has gotten a final four deal with Shelly, Kalia and Porsche outside on the backyard couches. Adam has FINALLY gotten his "Adam and his angels" alliance. Sickening. It's more like Queen Kalia with Princess Porsche and their 2 Jokers that they pull on from a metal leash around your necks alliance. Adam and his fucking angels. WHAT THE FUCK! {I scream as I get up from my computer desk flipping my keyboard up in the air and walking down the hallway away from my room as I use Jeff's line "get the fuck outta here with that".}

OH OH OH! Porsche also mentioned on the feeds to Kalia that she has Janelle's "lucky ring" that she wears and wore last night. Um... "lucky ring"? You know Janelle never won Big Brother, always going out at final 3 so I wouldn't use or hold and masturbate with anything that Janelle gave me if I was in that house! Good luck with that one Porsche!

Friday August 26th Part 2

Well... Looks like that Twisted Twat that is known as Pandora's Box has returned. But at this stage of the game? This late in the game? When Rachel and Jordan are in trouble? How dramatically fixed convient of Big Brother to offer this twist to help save both Rachel and Jordan this week. That is if they win POV.

Don't have a fucking clue what I'm talking about? Let's get into it. So the houseguests were obviously aware something was going on upstairs. They heard alot of movement and shuffling upstairs and the HOH room was locked and unavaible. WELL DUH, it's Pandora's Box getting set up. They all called it. Porsche even told the NEWBS that she was fine how things were going this week and had no plans on opening that damn box.

So Porsche got called into the Diary Room and then she came out and went straight up to the now unlocked HOH room. But before I get to the BOX let's focus on more Shelly and Jordan DRAMA!

Jordan put this jacket top thing on Shelly's bed. Something of Shelly's that she gave to Jordan but Jordan DON'T want it NO MO! Shelly found it folded up nicely and then Shelly put it away trying to hold back some LEATHER tears. You said so yourself BIG SHELL, this is what you expected so take it!

So what does Shelly do? She goes outside and BITCHES and vents to Adam how Jordan is acting. How when Jordan sees the show and calls Shelly to apologize that Shelly won't accept her apology. That Jordan's mother would be "embarrassed" how Jordan has been treating Shelly. OH YEAH, JORDAN'S MOTHER IS JUST THRILLED WITH YOU and your big game move. Look, I can't fault Shelly for playing the game but she played the game with a couple, always building them up, giving them false hope, talking about almost literally dying on the sword to make sure that they win crap. So when she decides to finally play for herself, which I don't fault her for, she should somehow be rewarded or respected by that couple for what she did for herself in the game.

Now Jordan and Jeff should have NOT thought for a split second that Shelly was in that house to further them as a couple the entire way. They had to realize that Shelly was there to win the game like the rest of them. But Shelly LIED to them over and over telling them that they should win and that she was there for them to win. She gave them false hope and toyed with their game in the house. My point is she didn't have to do that kind of gameplay. She should have always put it out there that she was there to win for her and her family. PERIOD. She NEVER stated that to Jeff and Jordan.

It was DUMB for Jeff and Jordan to believe Shelly had no intention of winning but Shelly deserves the hatred from Jeff and Jordan. No matter what's on those fucking "tapes" that Jordan will see afterwards, Shelly LIED to them all summer long about her intentions. FUCK HER and she deserves to be a jury member and be hated by Jeff and Jordan... you know, until they're BFF's a month later and partying it up in VEGAS with Rachel and Brendon! BFF'S FOREVER!

Now onto Pandora's Box. When the feeds return we have a HAPPY AS HELL Rachel and Jordan celebrating that the house is put back into Dymanic Duos. Jordan and Rachel are together. Adam and Shelly are together. Kalia and Porsche are together. No word on whether or not this is for one week only but I'm sure it is. So now Jordan and Rachel have hope that if one of them wins POV that they both get to stay and both come off the block, if nominated, and have the voting power to take out SHELLY! BURN THE WITCH!

Porsche supposely got 10,000 dollars but had to share half of it with someone and so she chose BIG Kalia! There was also word that she got to drink Champagne with someone. Janelle? A family member? Jessie from Big Brother 10 & 11? No one knows until Sunday's show.

You see nominations have yet to happen. I mean they're happening right now. The most obvious is that Porsche will nominate Rachel and Jordan and have some harsh words for them when they're nominated.

I also expect a POV comp where Alison Grodner could very easily adjust the "time" so that Jordan and Rachel are saved this week and Shelly finally LEAVES and heads to the jury house where no one but Daniele would give her the time of day. I can only hope Shelly slows Adam down in the POV. I am scared though of Porsche and Kalia as a team because those BITCHES ARE FIERCE in comps now. Together as a team would be scary to go up against.

LIKE OMG, it just hit me. That Rachel and Jordan could tell Adam to throw the POV so that Shelly can be sent home by them. YES! DO IT GIRLS!

Friday August 26th Part 3

So Porsche, Kalia, Jordan and Rachel just had a four way talk in the HOH. Basic points is that Shelly is the person who keeps going back and forth and that they four should work together this week to take out Adam and Shelly. That they can be the final four and then battle it out without the "cattiness". Jordan is doing most of the talking. A deal has been presented and it seems like Kalia and Porsche are down for it.

Kalia says that if they win we can say that we "threw" it so that they can win. Kalia is pushing for almost Jordan and Rachel to stay this week and Shelly out. Porsche wants Adam out but only because Daniele wanted him out. Porsche does what Daniele says, still to this day.

Porsche says she's going to KILL HERSELF if Jordan makes it to the end and wins again or if she is first or second. Porsche wants to drag Shelly to the end because she will be easy to win. They agree that they want Jordan and Rachel to win POV and send Adam home. Kalia even thinks about handing HOH to them next week to take out Shelly.

Now they talk about how they CAN'T win the next HOH or the week after that. Assuming they are going to last that long together. They are just planning a road map to the final 2 spots between them 2. I did forget to mention that Rachel and Jordan have already told each other that Kalia has a good chance winning this season and that both would vote for Kalia to win. LOL! Whoa! I can only hope for a Shelly vs Kalia final 2 and Kalia, A BLACK WOMAN beats Shelly! GLORY TO GOD if that happens! Kalia is now talking about her winning HOH next week and how she will still stick to her "word" by never nominating Jordan. They talk as if Shelly has been taken out this week and next week Kalia is HOH and that Rachel would be on the block against Adam and Kalia still keeps her word that Jordan is never nominated by her. SHELLY IS DUN THIS WEEK! DUNNNNNNNN!

Jordan and Rachel talk in the purple room about how "they" can't trust you Rachel but that they are thinking about taking our new deal. Rachel says "I think Shelly tried to pin alot of things on me" and Jordan agrees. Jordan says her and Daniele talked about how they both agree that too much was pinned on Rachel. Jordan says they both have to "fight our hearts out" and "get pumped up and prove we can win something". Jordan says "we have to do it so we can have the fate in our hands". Jordan is now okay if they don't win that they are going home aka jury.

OMG! Kalia is still BITCHING about "her" bed and how Rachel and Jordan won't give up KALIA'S FUCKING BED. OMFG! OMFG! Kalia! Sleep OUTSIDE BITCH!

Upstairs in the HOH Porsche talks about how she loves this new Jordan. ME TOO! Kalia says that if Jordan goes AWF on Shelly again that Kalia is going to pull Jordan upstairs into the HOH room. Shelly has been shedding LEATHER tears here and there around the house. Stuck to Adam's side. LOL! Sucks to be Shelly!

Later Kalia and Porsche talk to Shelly in the Spaceship Metal room. Shelly now calls Jordan and Rachel the "two most immature people that she has ever met". SERIOUSLY YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS TWAT? This is why I hate Shelly SO FUCKING MUCH! Own up to your own shit Shelly. You just as low and dirty as the rest of us. You ain't nothing special and you ain't mature. Kalia also spills most of the talk upstairs but not the deal to get Shelly out this week. Kalia is just twisting how things were said by implying her own "tone" on how things were said upstairs in terms of how the game has been played and so forth. Kalia laughs at their talk and some points that were brought up but who really cares.

Kalia now loves how Jordan and Rachel's HOH were "thrown" to her. Um okay. Shelly says "it is not up to them who they decide who stays and goes". UM THIS IS BIG BROTHER. Yes it is! This is how you play and vote this game. You vote out who you don't think deserves to be in this game! Shelly says "I don't care" and how she's "done with them". Shelly says she doesn't need to play "childish games". This coming from Shelly who wanted to give Rachel's dog that her mom gave her to Daniele so that she could take it to the jury house. REALLY BITCH? Please tell me you still don't love Shelly.

Shelly keeps bitching and moaning how she doesn't care but wants to stay in her "little corner of the world". Now they talk about the puppy being in the "tissue" box and how Shelly doesn't care if they all throw it out. SERIOUSLY? Porsche says Daniele wanted them to throw it away. Now they want to take the puppy out of the tissue box and hide it in the storage room until after "she" leaves aka Rachel. This coming from mature bitches in the house.

This is WHY if I were to play this game I would go to a garage sale, buy an old stuffed animal and bring it into the house and talk about how this was my childhood toy and I wouldn't care if people took it and hid it and did stuff to it. You DON'T bring in anything personal, you let people believe they are fucking with your head for taking your stuff when you really could give 2 shits where the stuffed thing is hidden or if it has been destroyed or taken to the jury house. Will these people ever learn how to play parts of this game?

10pm Jordan and Adam finally talk in the purple room. Jordan tells Adam that she's good today and he gives her a WHITE ASS high five. Jordan tells him that she feels like she was "betrayed" by Shelly and that she let Jeff down. She says that her throat hurt because she yelled so loud yesterday. Adam says he appericates her and Jeff taking him in their alliance.

Over in the Spaceship room Rachel comes in there telling them that the Poker game is about to start. She walks away and Shelly says she wasn't invited and she doesn't want to play with "them" and "her" and says "I dont' give a shit" and "I'm 41 years old". OKAY SHEILA! Then Shelly says she isn't going to pick a fight with any of them. Shelly gets up and moves around the house. So it seems like the rest of the house is going to play poker minus Shelly. BOO FUCKING HOO! Jordan says she's going to lay down in the purple room for a bit then head out to play. Wait, Jordan is now up and sitting down with them to "watch".

Shelly lays down back in her bed in the Spaceship Metal room and listens to Rachel and the others laugh and talk in those jersery accents while they play poker. Ahhh you wanting Jordan to come up to you and talk? NO! Big Brother calls Shelly to the Diary Room and she's quick to get up to go in there. DOR!

Saturday August 27th

Just got in super fucking late from being out all night and what do I find out when I get home! RACHEL WON POV BITCHES! Jordan and Rachel are safe from eviction this week! ANOTHER NEWBIE gets to go to Jury this week. AND SHELLY IS THE ONE to be evicted! Aww Shelly, you help voted out Jeff when really should have voted out Rachel because SHE ALONE is the one responsible for putting you on the block and voting you out, of course along side Jordan!

OH HAPPY DAY! Shelly to be evicted 3 to 0 this Thusrday.

I wll update all the minor stuff and details tomorrow after I get some sleep. My head is about to hit my keyboard like super fucking har-THUD!

Sunday August 28th

Okay so most of this update for Sunday is a recap of yesterday's happenings. POV happened late in the date Saturday because of the heat that the city where the Big Brother house is located in was experiencing. When POV happened it was rather quickly and not as long as some live feeders feared. Rachel was happy as fuck when the feeds returned and she had the POV.

POV comp had to do something with spinning around or hanging on some people figures. The first out was Adam, then Jordan, next Shelly, then Porsche leaving Kalia of all people to battle it out against Rachel. Kalia says she couldn't last much longer so she fell the fuck off giving Rachel POV.

This means Jordan and Rachel are coming off the block and the ONLY nominees that can go up are Adam and Shelly as a "duo". Remember for this week only and because of Porsche opening up Pandora's box that the remaining players are forced to play this week as "dynamtic duos" again.

This was of course a last minute Allison Grodner stunt to save my PRECIOUS RACHEL AND JEWEL JORDAN! And it worked. Shit blame Porsche for opening the damn box and taking money. If she got some special power then WHOA!

Speaking of special powers. That damn fortune teller in the purple room has finally started moving around and flashing its eyes and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Shelly, knowing how much she sucks at these game competitions was glued to the machine hoping it would give her some special power. She begged, BITCH BEGGED for the teller to give her something. LAZY MUCH BITCH?

So at some point she had to leave the machine's side and venture back into the house. Adam had gone in there at some point and so had Rachel. So Shelly had noticed this yet keeps to the machine. Then later at some point the door is locked and she can't get in. Can you believe this BITCH sat outside the door waiting to get in. CRAZY! That's how much your game sucks that you have to beg a lifeless machine for a special power.

So later that night Shelly had given up thinking that either Rachel or Adam has this "special power" that the fortune teller gave them. Kalia falls prey to Shelly's stupid thoughts and starts to wonder if Adam or Rachel has a power. Shelly leans more towards Adam so that hopefully Kalia, who's voting this week, will vote out Adam over Shelly on Thursday to "flush out the power". But Kalia is leaning more towards Rachel having it because of how "happy" she's acting lately. BITCHES WORRIED OVER NOTHING.

Now we move into the late midnight hours of Sunday. Jordan and Rachel are in the bathroom getting ready for bed and here comes Shelly. Either Shelly or Jordan ask the other to talk and they both agree to talk in the Have Not bedroom. Jordan arrives first waiting for Shelly.

Shelly comes in and they start talking. They are seated about 2 persons apart. Jordan begins by telling Shelly how "betrayed" and "hurt" she was by this "woman" who she thought was on her side from the beginning. Jordan also apologized for her actions and words after Jeff left. Shelly brings up how she heard Rachel and Jordan talking about Shelly and calling her a "bitch" and Jordan says she never called Shelly a "bitch". Shelly had been going around the house telling people Jordan had called her a "bitch".

Anyways, Shelly FINALLY tries to explain her side of things. Why she did what she did to Jeff. How she was playing for Jeff and Jordan, a choice she-

Wait, have to take a phone call. I'll be back to updating after I finish it! I KNOW YOU'RE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!

Okay, I'm back. Actually the conversation was just a bunch of LIES and "family" twisted guilt trips laid on thick by Shelly. Jordan apologized for stuff she said in the Diary Room and you could also see that Shelly was hoping for Jordan to start crying with her. Shelly would go from getting emotional and on the verge of an ugly cry to pulling back to talking normal. You know this TWAT wanted Jordan to bawl with her but Jordan kinda kept her cool and just listened and added how she was here for Jeff and that if anyone should have been voted out it should have been her. Shelly kept telling Jordan that this was a "game move" and nothing "personal". I wanted Jordan to then say "well then I hope you don't take it so personal when I VOTE YOUR ASS OUT THIS THURSDAY!". But she didn't say that. Kinda wanted her to.

Jordan, near the end, started to getting emotional and more so about missing Jeff, not so much about hurting Shelly or Shelly being hurt by whatever the fuck Shelly felt hurt by. Shelly took it as her chance to be a super creep and slide up to Jordan to hug her. Jordan patted Shelly on the back and then scouted back. Shelly had her hand on Jordan's knee and Jordan pulled it away. It's like CREEPY LADY, don't touch me. I swear Shelly is obsessed with Jordan.

Their talk ends and Jordan goes into the Candy Room to find Kalia and Rachel talking. You see Rachel was listening in on their talk from the door. Jordan was well aware that Rachel was listening in and didn't seem to care that Rachel heard that Shelly had been working with Jeff and Jordan from week one.

So when Jordan got in her bed and Kalia left Jordan was able to discover real quick that something was upseting Rachel. Rachel finally was probed by Jordan to talk. Jordan is REAL good at making you talk. Rachel wonders if Jeff and Jordan were ever truely with her and Brendon and Jordan says "are you kidding me" and "yes". That Daniele put so much doubt in both of our sides but that it never really worked. But Jordan did admit that her and Jeff knew how hard it was going to be to break Brendon and Rachel up.

Rachel also heard something in the talk about Jeff throwing the POV the week Brendon left again. Rachel seems to let this game move upset her over and over again. Seriously girl you and Brendon tried your hardest to get Jeff backdoored over Brendon. You just hate that Jeff didn't fight harder for the POV when Jeff didn't want to be associated with the house threat that was "Brendon".

Now Jordan starts to grill Rachel about wanting to vote out Jeff Thursday had the "keep Daniele" plan went through. Rachel claims innocence saying she was never with the plan WHEN SHE WAS for like a split second and did admit that she was upset that she heard Jeff threw the POV that could have saved Brendon 2 weeks ago. It's like both Jordan and Rachel have dirt on each other and neither will admit to the other that they both planned on getting rid of each other's man at some point. Rachel does LIE saying she was only mad at Jeff had it been true that he threw the POV and that she never had any intention on going though with the plan. I did forget to mention that Shelly says that when she told Rachel about Jeff throwing the POV was a "slip of the tongue" to Rachel. SURE IT WAS LEATHER BAG!

Anyways Jordan and her talk and it's all good now.

Sunday August 28th Part 2

So morning has come and gone and we get GREAT FUCKING NEWS! Jordan and Rachel have "shook" on it with Adam that he's staying and Shelly is getting voted THE FUCK OUT! Cue the 87 person choir in the background... "Oh Happy Day! Oh Happy Day! Oh Happy Day"

Let's play KETCHUP! Shelly made her pitch to Rachel and Jordan together saying she doesn't want either Kalia, Porsche or Adam to win Big Brother 13. That she still wants a "Vet" to win. REALLY LIAR? She also LIES saying that she has no deals with the other side but SHE DOES and they all made a final four pact before having to now turn on each other after Rachel won POV. Shelly just can't stop lying. Shelly is trying to get Adam voted out so she can ONCE AGAIN be the middle MAN between Kalia & Porsche and Jordan & Rachel after Adam left, if he did leave this Thursday.

But Jordan and Rachel are onto Shelly. They both agree after their talk with Shelly that they can't trust her and that she will keep going back and forth until she's at the end. They do strong arm Adam in their talk with him that he's safe and that he MUST WORK with them from here on out. Jordan starts using Shelly's tricks telling Adam that she wants him to win and that she wants to see him get to the end. Maybe she really does want that but who the fuck knows. Adam agrees to this. They tell him he has to play to WIN HOH and POV to further them three in the game. He agrees. No more throwing shit.

And that's about it. So Shelly the WITCH's game is dead come Thursday.

3:30pm. Jordan and Rachel head out to the pool and get in it walking around talking low about Shelly whos' on the backyard couch. Rachel was just talking with Shelly before her and Jordan got into the pool and now both All Star girls talk about once again not trusting Shelly with any information. They don't want drama started with giving Shelly information and then her going back to the other side with it. But before they can get into talking about what they need to do Shelly asks if it's okay to come sit over next to them. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST. They say sure and that they're just talking about Dick... the ex Big Brother player, not the juicy thick prime piece of man meat that we all need on a daily basis. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE ALREADY SHELLY!

POV UPDATE: The POV dealt with these "dummies" that were standing up that the houseguests had to grab a hold of and hang off of. Each dummy was a "former" dynamic duo of theirs that they lost in the game. So MADE ON THE SPOT POV challenge. So Adam had Dominic, Jordan has Jeff, Rachel has Brendon, Kalia had Lawon and Porsche had Keith. They all thought how weird and creepy it was to see the houseguests faces on the "dummies". LOL!

Monday August 29th

Can you fucking believe it? It took this long for a house majority Shelly bashing session. Kalia, Rachel, Jordan and Adam share Shelly information. The things she's saying, the lies in the house, the drama she's starting, the manipulative things she would say, Rachel calling Shelly crying to Jordan the other night as "emotional manipulation". LOL!

While they bash and share information Shelly is laying down in the Spaceship Metal room holding her little girl's stuffed puppy. Caressing it and basically sensing the Big Brother world collapsing around her. Porsche is upstairs sleeping in her HOH room with the lights off.

Back outside, where the bashing session has been going on for about an hour continues with Jordan telling them how she doesn't feel so bad anymore after hearing everyone's perception of Shelly. Jordan admits that Shelly did a "good job" at turning people against each other and lying because she got this far. Kalia says "kudos lady".

Rachel LOVES the Shelly bashing. They now talk about how much Shelly watches the feeds and how she lied saying she only started during season 11. Now they all figure out how "very well off" Shelly is and Jordan wonders if she's like a CEO of her work. DING DING DING!

This conversation is very open and honest about the game and what's happened in the past. Why they did certain moves or thought certain things of each other like Jordan telling Kalia she thought she was being a "b-i-t-c-h" when she was with Daniele and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Shelly's game is DUN! There's nothing saving her this week. Not a DAMN thing.

Tuesday August 30th

Not much today. Kalia wants Rachel out next week. Adam wants Rachel out next week. Hopefully Porsche will target Kalia next week. HOPEFULLY!

Shelly is still leaving Thursday and the world is WHITE- I mean Right... right! I meant Right! Oh Shelly you bring only the best out of us BB fans!

Rachel is such a fucking flip flopper. Now she's considering keeping Shelly yet Jordan is pushing for Shelly to be evicted and has to talk Rachel into keeping Adam and knocking out Shelly. Oh Rachel.. too much time to think will always be your downfall. Stop second guessing yourself.

Um.. what else. Porsche and Adam are strangely enough still working together. So far Porsche has 2 people who may take her to the end, Kalia and Adam. Shit I don't even think Porsche would drag Kalia to the end because she would lose against her. I suspect Porsche may push for Kalia to be evicted if she doesn't win HOH. EXPECT THE PREDICTABLE!

8:25pm. Rachel and Porsche talk in the kitchen. About who to vote out this week. Rachel says she honestly doesn't know who to vote out... REALLY CRAZY? FUCKING LIKE REALLY? Enough with this back and forth crap. Just VOTE HER OUT!

Porsche does imply her argument that Shelly should be voted out for "personal" reasons and how her getting to the final 2 would be bad. Porsche wants Adam here, another person to take her to the end, so I can tell from Porsche's choice of words that she wants Shelly out.

Rachel then finally admits that she doesn't think Jeff threw that "cornhole POV" comp. UM, HE DID! She says she will be "shocked" if she finds out he did throw it. Porsche now says again that she doesn't care who goes this week as long as she doesn't go next week. What Porsche should ask Rachel is how would you feel if Shelly stayed and got HOH. How would it make you feel. How would you feel if Adam got HOH. Who would you HATE to see stay and then go on to win HOH. They are NOT asking the right questions.

Porsche and Rachel also wish they had created this final four alliance with Kalia and Jordan and how cool it would be now when they all come back together as the "final four". Of course no one knows who the actual final four is going to be. I still see Porsche turning on Kalia next week.

The other odd thing that happened today was that Shelly FINALLY returned that stupid stuffed dog of Rachel's to Rachel's bed. NOT to Rachel herself but on her bed. Not WOMAN ENOUGH to hand it to her personally? Rachel has yet to find her dog on her bed. The minute it gets returned she has to get angry again for the shit Shelly has caused her. Jordan you best be pushing Shelly to be evicted. It's what GOD JEFF would want.

INTERESTING. Rachel leave the kitchen and Adam and Porsche get to talking. Porsche tells her super secret alliance with Adam that "they" are going back and forth when really it's only Rachel. Porsche wants Adam to talk to Rachel and Jordan to better his case in staying. Porsche calls it a "pain" in terms of dragging Shelly along. Porsche does NOT want Adam to leave this week even though she told Rachel she doesn't care who leaves. SHE DOES. All Porsche needs to find out is that Jordan wants Shelly out and then tell Kalia to vote out Shelly. Fuck Rachel and her flip flopping vote.

Wednesday August 31st

So today Adam has claimed his solid game alliance to Jordan and Rachel. He even lied to Kalia when asked if he made any deals with "them" aka Jordan and Rachel. Rachel finally got an admission of theft from Shelly for her lost "puppy" stuffed animal. It is back to an agreement that Shelly is to be evicted tomorrow! HIP HIP HOORAY!

Kalia is getting jealous that Adam is getting closer to Rachel and Jordan and is pissed AWF that Jordan and Rachel haven't talked to her about her vote WHEN all this week since POV Kalia has been telling them both that she will vote whoever they want and when they decide how they want to vote that they would tell her. Kalia and Porsche HATE that they don't have any more control this week. Both are obsolute this week after POV. Who GIVES A FUCK what they think. It's all about Jordan and Rachel.

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August 19, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 7. Brendon Evicted Again. Jeff Won HOH & POV! BUH BYE DANIELE!

Friday August 19th

Fast forward this day. I've been working all day and then playing all night long. Get it... "playing" all night. YUM!

So anyways Brendon was evicted by a 5 to 1 vote. Nothing unpredictable there. Shelly was such a PUSSY KISS ASS BITCH in her eviction speech and Brendon was kinda funny in his. At least he got to call Daniele "Judas" in a playful manner. LOL.

HOH competition is next. It's another endurance. The lanes and people running back and forth filling a large bowl with a small teacup thing. Jeff was in the lead for most of the comp while Porsche and Rachel were close behind. Adam took a hard fucking fall and Jordan did somewhat good, enough to feel proud and good about herself.

So BIG JEFF won HOH! Daniele sure as hell did NOT look happy about it but after he won Daniele was quick to get in "be happy for Jeff" mode.

Fast forward through the night after the comp was over and everyone has showered and all. Jeff is later in the kitchen with Adam and Adam is talking about how good it will be this week with him not being put up as a "pawn". He talks about how Daniele has to go. Really he wants Daniele gone for his own game, not so much for Jeff. Everyone wants Jeff to take out Daniele for them. BIG JEFF don't mind doing it. I'm sure of it!

Jeff finally gets his HOH room and he gets some good stuff but he gets a letter from some little girl in his family. When hearing about it it seems like there is "code" in the letter. The weirdest thing is "Brown Spots". A thing that his niece let him borrow but to bring back to him when he's done with it. One could assume this means some kind of code to go after this person. The only person in the house with "brown" hair or close to it is DANIELE! There's no sign of any stuffed animal or toy lying around. No trace of it in the room.

I did forget to mention that either Shelly or Porsche, someone, took Rachel's personal "dog" stuffed animal and hid it. I guess Shelly took it because she and Adam were talking earlier in the kitchen and Adam wanted Shelly to give it back and Shelly said "no, why should I". BITCH!

Back to the HOH room. Slowly the people flood out. Rachel of course staying behind to find out what's her fate this week. Shelly is out first along the Jordan, Daniele 2nd, Kalia 3rd, Porsche next, Adam next. GET THE FUCK OUT!

Rachel starts complimenting Jeff. Jeff comliments her back with her words of encouragment towards him. Just GET TO THE GAME TALK. Jordan is back upstairs. THE ALL STARS ARE BACK IN POWER! Shelly is BACK! GAWD DAMN IT! And now she takes a seat. MUTHA FUCKER!

OMG! Jeff is the first MALE this season to win HOH. SHELLY FINALLY leaves to go get something for Jeff and Jordan and Rachel makes a joke about them having "servants". LOL! Jeff said that "you both were killing it". Downstairs Shelly is BITCHING and MOANING about Rachel in the HOH room... I guess Shelly just wants to be Jeff and Jordan's MAIN BITCH, not Rachel this week.

Downstairs Daniele talks with Kalia and "hopes" that she won't go up for not putting him up 2 HOH weeks that she could have. Daniele tells Kalia "for sure you're going up" LOL!

Now Shelly is upstairs having a talk with Rachel in front of Jeff and Jordan. She wants Rachel to stop talking about her with people and to stop the "stares of death". Shelly wants it to stop or "one of us won't be part of this group" but then Jeff says that they are both part of the group. Rachel says she hasn't been talking about her to anyone "recently" yet Shelly was JUST DOWNSTAIRS talking shit about Rachel to the other side. STILL PLAYNG BOTH SIDES.

FINALLY they talk game. Jeff wants them all to "stick together" and Rachel just listens. Now Shelly is trying to throw it in Rachel's face about how SHE is the one going back and forth telling everyone stuff when it was HER the entire time. BITCH!

Rachel just has to get up and give Shelly a hug and a kiss on the cheek and play fucking nice! BE FAKE GIRL! Jeff throws in jokes and makes Rachel laugh and then says "that's it, no more, we have to play together" and "bite your tongue" and for them to "move forward". Shelly CONTINUES to keep throwing the good stuff she has done in Rachel's face and Jeff just wants to end her to stop talking about it and to "end it". Jeff then says that they all know who is GOING UP!

Now he jokes again to read his letter to soften things up. Everyone seems to be getting along. Rachel is laughing along with the group. Shelly leaves and the All Stars are talking again. Jeff tells Rachel "good job". Rachel says "wow" and laughs. Jeff again says "I know and good job" and Jordan tells her "good job".

Jordan now tells Rachel what she told Shelly a few days ago that Rachel has been with "us" from the beginning and had Rachel won or Shelly won HOH that you both can't go after each other. FINALLY they talk about options and what to do with Daniele and her POV Ticket. There's talk of just putting her up or having 7 people play for POV if she doesn't get picked and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Finally they realize that Daniele has to just go up and if she wins POV she is forced to use it on herself. Jeff says he doesnt' give a fuck and he'll get blood on his hands. He wants floaters, he wants Daniele out, he wants people like Porsche to feel the pain of being on the block. Talk is back and forth because it seems Jeff doesn't know what the fuck to do.

Jordan makes the most sense and says to put up Kalia against Daniele so that if either one of them wins POV that they can't pull the other off with it. Then Jordan says "any one of those 3 girls have to go this week, I don't care which one". LOL!

Friday August 19th Part 2

Another day another week of Daniele WITHOUT ANY POWER. I wanted to point out that during the midnight hours Shelly and Rachel had left the HOH room and Jeff and Jordan were quick to start talking. Jeff was ANNOYED with Shelly, how she went after Rachel like she did in the HOH room. Jordan then says that she believes it was Shelly who was going around and telling everyone eveything and that she has a final 3 deal with everyone in the house. Not just them. Of course Jordan still defends Shelly and likes her but somehow doesn't trust her only because Jeff doesn't.

Jeff thinks it was REAL FUCKING SHADY for Shelly to thanks those people aka Daniele and her gang that just because they sat next to her door while she was in solitary confinment that she has their back the rest of the game. Jeff doesn't like how Shelly is playing up to them and making Jordan's phone call from home "sacrifice" as the same as people eating their dinner next to her door. He is onto Shelly.

Shelly actually believes that she's in good with them but both are onto her SHIT. But Jeff doesn't want to use Shelly or Rachel as a pawn this week in fear the other would try to take the other out over who he really wants out. Adam joked about not having to be the pawn this week but if Daniele gets her way, wins POV, pulls off Kalia then expect Adam to go up! But Shelly is so confident that she actually requested to be the fucking pawn this week if Jeff needed her to be. WHAT THE HELL, STALKER MUCH LADY? I still believe she has a Jeff and Jordan altar in her home somewhere.

As morning comes and goes we find Jeff has been talking with people to get an idea on what to do with today's nomination. He's talked to Kalia, telling her once again how things were going to go down, how he and Rachel were both going to stay in the house the week she was HOH and that he was going to get HOH and that he was coming after her, his "new number 1 target". So Kalia going up is a given. It's a positive. It's happening. BITCH ALREADY UP ON THE BLOCK.

She's just waiting to see who's going up next to her. Now for some reason Porsche's easy going game this season is REALLY PISSING Jeff off. So much that he's thinking about throwing Porshce up on the block so she can be forced to play Big Brother.

Jeff also talked with Daniele and got some LIES from her. Something about if Daniele doesn't go up and wins POV that she won't use it. She even said she would "throw" POV and Jeff believes her LIKE AN IDIOT! Jeff sure loves to call Jordan stupid or dumb all the time, well now he's OFFICIALLY DUMB.

Why even give Daniele a shot to win POV and NOT be on the block and let's say she does win POV, then she will take off Kalia and work the votes to keep, her, Daniele and Porsche all in the game. If Daniele wins POV the let her pull herself off the block. Same goes with Kalia. If Porsche were to win POV then you may have a strong chance she won't use POV on either Daniele or Kalia.

In other house news The Have Not comp was not played. They just got Hard boiled eggs and jalapenos and Jeff got to pick who the 3 Have Nots were for the week. He of course picked Daniele, Kalia and Porsche. Daniele was PISSED and left the kitchen where the picks were made. She headed straight for the Candy room bed. Porsche had some fun out in the kitchen with the group and Kalia just stood there a little shocked because she hates hard boiled eggs and was just dumbfounded.

Porsche finds Daniele in the Candy room and here Daniele vents saying how she gets it and how it was "fair" that she's finally a Have Not. She's just afriad of slop, she "hates" it.

And that's about it. So Jeff is going to nominate Porsche and Kalia with intent to backdoor Daniele. I did forget to mention that Jeff wants Daniele to feel "safe" this week and then backdoor the SHIT OUT OF HER! You see he LIED to Daniele and told her that if POV is used that she won't be backdoored. LOL! You know she doesn't believe Jeff. She just can't believe him. How stupid would that be of her?

FEEDS ARE BACK! Porsche and Kalia are nominated. Kalia seems to be taking it hard. She was in the Candy room laying down and talked with Adam super quick. Adam mentioned he didn't want to play in this week's POV and doesn't really want to win it. CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO GET BACK TO JEFF! He leaves her to wipe her eyes in the mirror. She moves to the Have Not bedroom, probably told that she can't lay down in the Candy room anymore. She's now moved to the Have Not bedroom and is laying down facing the wall, her eyes open, thinking.

Daniele is happy as can be in the kitchen cooking slop with a happy as fuck Porsche. It seems the effect on being on the block doesn't phase Porsche so Jeff FAILED at that move. He should have just put up Daniele and Kalia to begin with. IDIOT! I kinda hope Daniele wins POV now, pulls off Kalia and screws Jeff somehow. I know, me of all people saying this. I just hate when people don't do what is the obvious.

Saturday August 20th

So a new POV day. Daniele's birthday is today so expect Daniele to win POV without even trying.

Shelly irritated Jeff this morning in the kitchen. You see Shelly's HATRED for Rachel has exploded and she can't seem to control it anymore. She was sweeping in the kitchen while Jeff stood near the open fridge, Daniele stood at the counter eating her hard boiled egg and Adam was standing near the fridge watching everyone.

Shelly, how has been bashing Rachel along with the other MEAN GIRLS, Kalia, Porsche and Daniele, ended up making a comment about Jeff to Jeff in front of everyone in that kitchen. She said that the target that was on Jeff's back is now on the other side of the house where Rachel is. Jeff kept the comment to himself and made a comment that he doesn't know what's going on. But then he asks why Shelly would say that. Shelly starts in by saying she didn't mean it that way and Jeff says that YOU just said I have a target on my back.

Shelly tries to joke with Jeff by walking up to him and smiling in his face and laughing about how she was on the block twice now and how she felt like a "target" last week. Adam tries to turn an AWKWARD situation by saying "we're all targets". Jeff then made a comment to both Adam and Shelly "when are you both going to be targets". Jeff then makes a comment about how being a "pawn" and a "target" are two totally different things.

Shelly continued to feel awkward and make weird useless comments to engage a conversation with Jeff but seriously, she fucked up. Shelly has to realize that her hatred for Rachel is fucking up her own game now. I can only imagine Jeff went upstairs and told Jordan what Shelly said and vented to her but we didn't get to see that possibly true conversation.

Just before noon Shelly and Kalia talk in the kitchen. Kalia is under the impression that if Daniele wins POV and pulls off her that her, Daniele, Shelly control half the votes. But this week is a tie vote. Adam, Jordan and Rachel are votes for who Jeff wants out. Shelly hopes that Rachel would go on the block as a "pawn" but even Kalia knows that isn't a possibility.

Now they BITCH about Rachel. About how no one in the house likes her or wants to be in an alliance with her. Shelly encourages Kalia to start going AWF on Rachel. Kalia says she can't believe how Rachel treated Daniele on her "birthday" late midnight hours last night. Kalia then preaches that if they win POV and pull each other off and then they all stay somehow and they win HOH that they will GO AWF on Rachel and Kalia loves how Rachel would be hitting the "panic" button begging to leave the house. UM. WHATEVER YOU NEED TO TELL YOURSELF TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR SHITTY GAME TWAT.

I can't believe that both Kalia and Porsche haven't looked at them both being on the block is because of Daniele. They both should be like "why are you up here with us bitch".

And speaking of Porsche. Kalia was also bitching about what Porsche was saying in the Have Not bedroom. Something about how if Daniele wins POV and pulls off Kalia that Kalia and Daniele would pull votes together to send home the "pawn" and keep Porsche. For some reason this bothers Kalia, I guess because everyone in the house still see Daniele and Kalia as a partner threat. Meaning if for some reason Daniele doesn't go up or POV isn't used to save anyone then Kalia would be the one to go home. I mean you know this bitch Kalia wishes Daniele would win POV and then pull her off but she doesn't want to be target #1 if Daniele has no chance on going on the block and stays off the block. Kalia wants Porsche to go over her.

So Kalia vents to Shelly about all this and Shelly downplays Porsche winning POV. Kalia mentions how close Porsche is to winning things and she could win it but Shelly keeps trying to uplift Kalia's "I can win it" mindset.

Other than that we have to wait for POV to be played and wait to see who wins it. If certain people win POV then Daniele will get backdoored. If certain people win POV then Daniele won't get backdoored. So if Shelly wins I just don't imagine her using POV to get out Daniele. She would want to keep Daniele in the game to go after Rachel FOR HER. Shelly would try to take out Porsche, her original enemy in the game.

If Adam wins POV expect him to backdoor Daniele. IN AN INSTANT! If Jordan or Jeff win then expect Daniele to be backdoored. If Kalia wins POV then expect Daniele to talk her into NOT using POV and then getting voted the fuck out. If Porsche wins POV expect that bitch to use it in a split second. Who the fuck does she care if Daniele and Kalia are up against each other. If Daniele wins POV then expect Kalia to be pulled off and Daniele working out a deal to take out Adam this week over Porsche. Jeff won't take the deal so he would probably be stupid enough to put up Rachel, Shelly or Jordan if Daniele is after Adam. Then Daniele would take out the pawn if she has a chance in controling the votes. So much shit can happen.

Again it all depends on who wins POV. The damn suspense! PLAY ALREADY MUTHA TRUCKERS!

Sunday August 21st

Well Jeff won POV and even I was shocked to hear that. The POV comp was a puzzle kind that involved the ZING BOT! I can't wait to hear the insults for the houseguests. The game involved looking for something for the Zing Bot. Anyways, Daniele lost and even she knows she's getting backdoored. It's just the obvious... like Rachel would scream... OBVI!

Jeff has already told Jordan that the Diary room has been in his ear about trying to work out a deal and/or talk to Daniele but really Jeff just wants to get rid of Daniele. He wants to backdoor her, get his revenge and send her out the door. Jeff even made a comment about how he'll be evicted the first couple in the house, Dick and Daniele, both out of the house. If you really think about it every "couple" in the game has had their partner taken out except for Jeff and Jordan.

Other than that Shelly continues to hate on Rachel and Kalia thinks they are NOT the mean girls and are warrented in how they feel towards Rachel. It's just pathetic how much they go after Rachel over the dumbest things. Hopefully Rachel makes it to the final 2 and they are forced to give her at least 50,000 dollars.

ALSO, Kalia and Rachel have been comparing notes on Shelly. It seems EVERYONE is once again onto Shelly's bullshit game. FUCK HER. Can't wait for Shelly to finally be an actual target and not a pawn. I can only suspect and hope and pray that Shelly goes right after Daniele. Jeff hopes that Kalia would go right after Daniele in a double eviction or next week but I want Shelly OUT!

Sunday August 21st Part 2

So clues have been starting to drop via the house speakers about this week's HOH competition. Random statements are being broadcast about facts about the world and statements about how many times you have to run in the backyard to equal a mile. Kalia is gonna KILL it this week and win HOH. She is going to go after Jeff and Rachel for REVENGE! Rachel will get evicted and then who wins the next HOH is anyone's game. This is what I expect to happen this Thursday. Of course after Daniele is evicted.

If something strange happens and Rachel wins HOH and puts up Porsche versus Kalia and Kalia is evicted... well then the world is right again.

So right now, 10:40pm, Kalia is talking with Jeff. She's basically telling Jeff that if she stays this week that she wants to work with him and Jordan to get further in the game. LIE! Jeff hears her out but won't give her much back due to the fact that he's trying not to give her any idea this week whether or not she's this week's target or not. He wants her to be scared the entire week but I'm not sure what he expects, if she gets HOH next she's putting him and Rachel up in a split second but that would be stupid because Rachel would get voted out over Jeff and Jeff would stay in the house and verbally go after Kalia. No more mister nice guy.

Anyways Kalia tries to throw Rachel under the bus again using Rachel telling Kalia that something Shelly said was to make Shelly look like a bad person but how Kalia wants to think that Rachel is a liar and not to believe either Rachel or Shelly but that she's heard this piece of information from another player so she wonders if Shelly really is saying these bad things about her.... whew that was one long thought said out loud from Kalia to Jeff. Kalia and Jeff end their talk and he apologizes for not telling her much back because he wants to wait to see what happens after the person who he wants evicted is gone and that they can go from there. NOT REALLY HOW YOU PLAY BIG JEFF.

You'd think Jeff would want to protect himself next week if Kalia stays knowing that Daniele has a strong chance of being evicted if thrown on the block against Porsche. And what the fuck is Porsche and Shelly being all nice to each other. They hated each other just a week ago and now their common hatred for Rachel is bonding them together? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

Okay... nothing interesting is going to happen until Monday when Jeff uses POV to save Porsche and throws up Daniele. Then the next interesting thing is Rachel will NOT hold her tongue, she'll get in a fight with Daniele and Shelly and then hopefully Jeff will go AWF on Shelly and not just Rachel and then Kalia and Daniele will fight as both campaign to get votes against the other. I can only hope Big Brother plays out like I want it to.

Monday August 22nd

Fuck, real quick. Just got home from a 12 hour shift and now about to head out to meet friends for dinner. Let's play ketchup SUPER QUICK!

Daniele has been thrown up on the block and Porsche has been pulled off with POV. Shelly is for some reason fighting to keep Daniele since a BLACK person is on the block. Shelly is trying to turn Adam around into keeping Daniele but Adam is so far standing his ground that Daniele has to leave and that he doesn't trust her. Shelly is pushing HARD for Daniele to stay, that keeping her will be someone that will go after JEFF AND JORDAN! WHAT?!?! BITCH SAY WHAT?!!?

PLEASE PLEASE Adam bring this piece of information to Jeff and let Jeff EXPLODE on Shelly! How DARE anyone in the house attempt to go against Jeff or go against his HOH plans on evicting Daniele. Shelly DARES TO! Please please please Adam turn on Shelly. Please please please please please please.

Daniele is upset and called Jeff an idiot, not to his face of course. She IS using Porsche to campaign for her. Can you fucking believe Porsche is down for campaigning for Daniele. I mean Porsche wants Daniele all to herself, obviously jealous of how close Daniele and Kalia are or were. So Porsche is told to break up any one on one chats Kalia could be having with anyone in terms of playing for votes AND Porsche is to go to Shelly and Adam to try to get them to flip by telling them that Kalia has a deal with Jordan to never put her up so she would have to go after Adam or Shelly at some point. PORSCHE IS DOING IT and obviously it's working because who the fuck knew that Shelly of all people would fight for Daniele to stay.

I can only suspect that Shelly truely HATES Rachel enough to keep Daniele so that she can go after Rachel for her since we all know Shelly sucks at competitions.

Crazy house tonight. Gotta go! more updates later tonight.

Monday August 22nd Part 2

So right now, 10:16pm, Shelly and Jordan are talking in the HOH room. Shelly is telling Jordan how upset Daniele is with Jeff and Jordan and how they "swore" on their lives not to backdoor her and they did. Jordan is now talking a mile a minute about her talks with Daniele and how Daniele has been throwing Kalia under the bus and wanting everyone out and working with Jeff and Jordan ONLY from here on out.

What's funny is Shelly knows Adam is not down AT ALL with the plan to save Daniele. When Shelly talked earlier today about keeping Daniele and evicting Kalia to Adam & Porsche, well all Shelly got from Porsche was that she wanted to keep Daniele while Adam stood his ground against Shelly and told her that he was going to evict Daniele.

So now Shelly is scared that Adam will tell them what Shelly is up to. So now Shelly is talking with Jordan because she said she wants to talk about what's going on before there's a "confrontation" and Shelly says she's trying to avoid that like the plague. Jordan is spilling WAY TOO MUCH to Shelly. Jeff is gonna be PISSED! Jordan is spilling everything to Shelly that Daniele has said or lied about stuff in the house.

Jordan now says that Daniele told Jeff that she is going to do whatever she can to stay in the game. Now Shelly LIES to Jordan about how she and Daniele really don't talk and if they do it's about game. So Shelly is basically covering her bases here by trashing Daniele so that when Adam goes to Jeff and Jordan about what Shelly has been up to she can most likely use this bashing Daniele talk to save herself and turn Adam into a liar.

Shelly says that Rachel is the main target from the "other side" and how "they" HATE her with a passion. Now Jordan is swearing that Daniele lied about Jeff "swearing" that he would never backdoor her when really he just lied over and over again making Daniele feel safe. So yes he lied to Daniele but not sure if he "swore" on it.

Next Shelly wants to know from Jordan what her and Jeff's plan is with Rachel. Shelly starts blasting how Rachel doesn't deserve a "penny" from this game and doesn't deserve to be in the final 3 or 2 of this game. Jordan admits that they need Rachel but she's not going to be in the final 3. Shelly is being honest that Jeff and Jordan are going to make it to the end and take the final 2 chairs and win everything.

Shelly continues to be "proud" how she put all her trust in Jeff and Jordan but doesn't want to place 3rd. Jordan suggests that at final 5 they can all play it out and Shelly doesn't like that idea. I DON'T GET WHAT SHELLY WANTS OR WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S UP TO. Now she throws Adam under the bus about how he hasn't done anything but then rants on about a possible final 2 deal with Jordan but understands that Jordan and Jeff will take each other to the end. But then Jordan of course lets out too much information saying that if Jeff leaves the game at some point that she and Shelly can work together and be final 2 deal.

Shelly then brings up how Daniele "lied" about how if she leaves that "Jeff and Natalie", 2 Diary Room people, were going to walk out and leave their jobs if Daniele is evicted this Thursday. WHAT? So shelly admits she went into the Diary Room to find out what this is all about and they told Shelly that that wasn't true. Jordan can't believe what she's hearing.

I can only figure out that Shelly is jumping from the ship to Save Daniele. Knowing Adam won't change his vote she's going to jump the Save Daniele ship and get on the bandwagon that Daniele has to go.

AH HA! LIAR! Jordan point blank asks if Shelly is still going to vote out Daniele and Shelly says "come on" and Jordan is honest in saying that she doesn't want Daniele to get "into" Shelly and change her mind. Shelly LIES saying she is going to vote out Daniele and how she ONLY talks game with Jordan and no one else! LIAR! What the hell? If only Shelly would just admit that she lies non stop in the Diary Room, well then she would be far more respected by the Big Brother fans and viewers. Shelly just is a WALKING PIECE OF RANCID SHIT. Get her the fuck away from me. I'd so call her out non fucking stop in the house. NON FUCKING STOP.

What irriates me the most is Jordan is listening to Shelly as if she is a woman of God, an Angel incapable of lying. Shelly the psycho now wants her, Jeff and Jordan to be friends outside the house. CRAZY!

Outside Kalia, Porsche and Rachel are kinda having a good time at the couches in the backyard. Big Brother gave them some toys to play with, outdoor sports toys. One of them is a plane buillding kit and Rachel is very much into doing the planes. THINK 4 YEAR OLD HERE.

So Kalia gets tired of Rachel taking forever doing the plane thing and wants to play another game in the backyard. Rachel gets mad and wants them to do planes but Kalia and Porsche have some fun heading out into the backyard with a backgammon kit. They both use the word "Shocker" to use for some thing and Rachel makes a low toned comment about them stealing Daniele's "jokes".

Kalia wants Rachel to say it "loud and proud" and to own up to what she's saying. So Rachel says it again and Kalia laughs and says she's not going to say anything but expect Kalia to talk about this all night.

I did forget to mention that earlier Kalia and Daniele were talking outside and Daniele got pissy with Kalia and went inside to avoid Kalia and Kalia talked to herself about how she's on the block too and something negative and then muttered "whatever". I don't feel like flashbacking on the feeds for this conversation but I would expect it to air on the TV show. The first glimpse at the end of their friendship. YAY!

Later Shelly and Jordan FINALLY end their HOH chat. Shelly was all over the place and Jordan was all over the place with their talk and I'm sure not even Big Brother themselves know what the hell the point of this conversation wants. The only big moment was Jordan offering a final 2 deal with Shelly.

So they head downstairs and Jordan tells Shelly that their talk is only between them two. Okay Jordan... but go tell Jeff later tonight. So Jordan heads outside and Kalia is in the kitchen with Shelly... doing guess what... BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT RACHEL. Kalia just loves to bring up how "drunk" Rachel is and how she's making comments all night about the games and even brings up the "Shocker stealing Daniele's jokes" insults.

Kalia tells Shelly how she's ready to go AWF on Rachel and give her some choice words and not want to hold back YET she does. I guess Kalia wants a week of her being in power to finally dig in Rachel knowing Rachel can't do anything except win POV and attack back. Shelly just rolls her eyes saying she's so "sick" of Rachel and "it". Kalia also brings up again how Daniele doesn't deserve to fight like she has in the game to then be "put out" like this this week. WHATEVER! IT'S BIG FUCKING BROTHER!They both now head outside and fake being nice to Rachel. FAKE BITCHES.

Inside the cameras finally show Daniele in the Have Not bedroom. She doesn't feel well according to what Kalia said earlier about her. She's laying down and has sheets covering her face. Adam walks in and asks her if she's "alive" and he gets no response. He leaves closing the Have Not door. Daniele is obviously awake but just lays there.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ADAM throw Shelly under the bus tonight or tomorrow. Turn Jeff and Jordan against Shelly. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Tuesday August 23rd

So I kinda skipped today. I worked all day and then slept all day. Woke up around 5am Texas time and watching Kalia campaign to Adam to keep her and turn on Jeff and Jordan next week. Outside Daniele and Porsche bitch and moan about life, Big Brother and Kalia. Upstairs Jeff and Jordan talk about what to do in the next 2 HOH's.

Boring day. Daniele is mad at the world, life and Rachel and especially Jeff and Jordan. She wants to call them out as liars and go AWF on them. But she doesn't 'cause she's weak. Daniele has been a BITCH to Kalia all day but Kalia takes it and just assumes it's because Daniele is on the block and acting this way because of it. Daniele even hates Jordan now. It's HILARIOUS watching Daniele fall so fucking hard when she was celebrating Brendon being evicted again the night before, last wednesday. She was telling Kalia and Porsche how "easy" this game was going to be once Brendon was out and that WHEN they got HOH this week, which they didn't, that they were going to take out Jeff this week and with him and Brendon out back to back how "easy" it would be to get to the final 3/2. LOVE HOW THIS IS SO EASY FOR DANIELE!

Jeff finally has been told by Adam about how Daniele is trying to campaign to stay and that Shelly is going back and forth about Daniele and Jeff thinks it will "stop" after Daniele is gone. WHAT? No blow up? PATHETIC!

Wednesday August 24th

So today we mostly got Daniele STILL trying to get Adam to flip. Promising him the world, even Dick's friendship! LOL! Porsche even promised Adam a FUCKING PHONE CALL from Janelle! WTF? Stupid bitches.

Adam ended up talking with Jeff telling him everything Daniele said to him today and Jeff keeps getting more and more pissed off with Daniele. How she keeps pushing that Jeff and Jordan "swore" that they would never backdoor her. He admits to lying to her but never "swearing". Adam at least admited that he loves seeing Daniele "squirm".

Later the houseguests get this HOH/POV contraption with a ball and a winding path thing to practice on. Shelly at one point gets pulled into the Storage room where we find out that Shelly is telling Kalia that if she gets HOH that she's going to put up Jeff and Rachel. WHAT? Of course using Jeff as a pawn but really she wants Jeff out or Rachel. Either or. She can lie and say she had no idea the house wanted Jeff out first. What Kalia doesn't know is that Daniele told Shelly that if she won HOH to do just this exact scenerio. If Shelly puts up Jeff expect her final 2 deal with Jordan to be DUN!!!!

Around 9pm Jordan calls Rachel up to the HOH room. She tells her that she found Rachel's "duck" in the HOH tiolet backing. Rachel can't believe it. Wonders where her dog is, the one Shelly hid about a week ago. She calls those girls "mother fuckers" and vows revenge. She goes and looks through Porsche's things to find something but then finds Daniele's unicorn stuffed animal.

She uses the same ziplock bag her duck was in and puts the unicorn in it and heads straight to the downstairs bathroom. She walks into the tiolet room and you can hear her trying to hide in various spots in there and finally opens the tiolet backing and stuffs it in there, then flushing the tiolet.

She comes out as Shelly is standing there and Shelly asks Rachel if she wants to clean the bathroom! Rachel says no and then walks away but notices Shelly is about to clean the fucking bathroom. So Rachel heads back into the bathroom while Shelly starts cleaning the shower. Rachel enters the tiolet room making noise and Shelly asks her what's wrong and Rachel comments about looking for a tampoon.

Rachel then pulls the unicorn out and puts it under her shirt and pants. She comes out and heads straight into the purple room and hides the unicorn under the fortune teller. She comes out and heads back into the bathroom cleaning her stomach with some brown bottle solution, obviously to clean her skin from the tiolet backing water. LOL!

Rachel then tells Shelly that she found her duck but won't say where and wonders where her dog is. Shelly suggests Daniele might have it but Shelly was the one who stole it and hid it last week. UH OH, shouldn't have told Shelly Rach! She'll tell everyone. But this will prove that Shelly can't keep her mouth shut and tells the other side everything. The only people who know about her duck being found right now is Jordan, Jeff and now Shelly. Come on Shelly tell someone! EXPOSE YOURSELF!

A few minutes later Porsche talks to Shelly in the downstairs bathroom about how they don't think they have Adam, that he's no on their side. Porsche then brings up how Adam has a deal with Shelly, Porsche and now "her" meaning Rachel. Shelly just LIED again telling Porsche that she has NEVER had a deal with Adam. That she doesn't talk game. I would have been like "so I'm like the first person you've ever talked game in this house" and then walk away calling her a fucking liar bastard.

But anyways Shelly now tells Porsche that Rachel found her duck in the HOH tiolet. That she said her dog can't be far behind. Shelly tells Porsche that Rachel said her "mom" gave her that dog a year ago and Porsche just doesn't believe and doesn't give a damn. Shelly won't admit that she took it but laughs telling Porsche that she is ruthless or something to that degree. Porsche wants to sleep early to get up early with Shelly to practice the competition ball contraption outside. Now Shelly suggests that Daniele should take the dog with her when she leaves tomorrow! BITCH! Shelly is such a CUNT.

UH OH! Porsche is now in the kitchen with Daniele and Adam and tells them BOTH that Rachel just found her duck and that her puppy is not too far behind. Daniele laughs but says she didn't hid that puppy and she's sure she'll get blamed for it. Adam brings up the chess pieces and Daniele LIES that she didn't hid those either when she did. Well she had Kalia do it. Always having someone else do her dirty work.

UH OH AGAIN! Porshe tells them Shelly told her! LOL! Adam leaves and Porsche suggests that Daniele should take the duck with her if she leaves and Daniele doesn't want to. Daniele now says she's been working on her speech before eviction and will work on what to say after she's evicted. Porsche now tells her Shelly told her how great of a person she is and Daniele tells her "don't let them fool you".

Rachel comes outside after the Diary Room and goes outside to talk to Jeff, Jordan and Adam. She tells them that this thing could be for POV and Jordan doesn't think so. Rachel gets them all to practice tonight in case of Double Evicion or Fast Forward. Jordan gets called to the Diary Room and Rachel and Jordan promise to help each other practice. No talk about hiding stuff.

Rachel heads back inside and then heads to grab her ugg boots in the back bedroom. She takes them to the purple room and pulls out the unicorn from the plastic bag and puts in her boots. She walks back to the Candy room and puts the unicorn back on Daniele's bed. Either Big Brother told her to put her back or guilted her to do it. Either way that SUCKS because Shelly, Daniele, Kalia and Porsche all did season long and they didn't tell them to put it back.

Porsche and Daniele are in the kitchen talking and both are onto her. Porsche tells Daniele to go check her room to see if anything is missing. Kalia walks into the Candy Room and finds Daniele looking for stuff that could be missing. She asks whats up and Daniele tells her. And tells her that Rachel found her duck and that she'll get blamed for it. Daniele then says that she can't wait for the day she will never have to see Rachel's face again.

Now Porsche is looking through the purple room and can't find anything. Daniele is now looking through the purple room after she just talked to Shelly about Rachel finding her duck and how she "heard" and how she wants to know what Rachel is up to. LOL! Love watching Porsche and Daniele freak over nothing. That's what Rachel should have been doing, acting like she's hiding stuff in front of them to FREAK THEM THE FUCK OUT!

Now they wonder if it was a pregnacy test and Daniele is in the Candy room telling Kalia and Porsche that it HAS to be that. That she just came out of the Diary Room and grabbed her boots to "hide" it. Porsche then wants to look for the used pregnancy test and Daniele wonders if she put it in her own stuff. REMEMBER there is NO pregnancy test.

Outside Rachel, Jeff and Jordan help each other practice the HOH/POV competition ball thing. They all agree to have one person facing the sliding glass door to see if Kalia or anyone else is watching. Jordan says that Adam or Shelly are not going to try to win HOH because they are playing both sides and are safe if either side wins. Jordan says their only competition is Kalia and Porsche. That Porsche is getting really good but that Kalia sucks at it. Jordan also says she's not going to be "nice" anymore. Talk is CHEAP GIRL!

They all agree not to use their methods that are working in front of anyone else, not even Adam or Shelly. Jordan and Rachel say they are going to practice all night long. Now here comes Kalia ready to pratice again and the talk of how to do it stops. What's funny is the key is to go slow at the last turn but Rachel tells Jeff in front of Kalia "you have to go fast at the end right?" and he agrees. Then he says that "you know the real one would look exactly like this one". LOL! But that's probably true.

Inside I caught Porsche telling Daniele something about how she has to work with "her" aka Kalia after Daniele is gone. Daniele says that is "rude" to say because that would mean Daniele is gone. Porsche then grabs I'm assuming Rachel's key in the memory wall and moves her key down a few notches but then seconds later moves it back. Porsche next grabs her food and drink and laughs saying "let's be nosey" to spy on the others playing.

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August 11, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 6. Lawon Evicted! Brendon Returns! Daniele wins HOH! Shelly & Adam Nominated! Adam Wins POV!

August 11th

Yeah I know. This is what I hope will happen. It COULD very well change but we just have to wait and see. A reader of GuyTVBlog.com just wrote in saying...

"Allison Grodner doesn't give a shit about anything outside of ratings. I think the voting system is rigged, and the eventual comp, so Brendan returns. So the house will be fighting again, and so the guests that these vets rag on so much will just rise to the top of the game because the fools took themselves out with this chickenshit." - swd

I would have to agree with you there. Allison Grodner would be stupid NOT to want to hit the restart button this week. Throwing in Brendon. Having Daniele to once again go after her All Star villains and the house of newbies caught somewhere in the middle. A battle back and forth for the rest of the season. If this happens then each side has to knock out the right person to make the other side break apart.

Daniele has to be taken out for her "side" to scatter and Jeff would have to be taken out for the other side for them to fall apart. I can only suspect that the show wants an All Star to win this season. A story of a 2nd chance that ends in victory. Someone from this cast can be an All Star next year for the All Stars 2 cast. I can only suspect Dominic or Shelly as potential All Stars for next summer. Now onto today's house drama.

There's been some last minute paranoia in the house thanks to none other than SHELLY! Shelly talking with Kalia, telling her Rachel has been going around telling people that she and Daniele threatened her in the HOH room WHICH THEY DID. That Kalia claimed they controlled the votes WHEN SHE DID SAY THAT.

Jeff is also onto someone in his "group" that is spilling information to the "other side". It's SHELLY but he just doesn't see it yet. He suspects Adam because Shelly just couldn't do that to Jeff... she just couldn't! Plus Rachel is onto Jeff and Jordan's close relationship in the game with SHELLY. She flat out asked them if they had a final 3 deal with Shelly and they denied it! SHELLY SHELLY SHELLY!

Bitch better win HOH to save her own ass because her once masterful game is about to explode in her own FACE!

An so it happened. Big Brother alumni reacted and here they are in their tweets.

Big Brother 2's Nicole wrote "Kill me. Kill me now"
Big Brother 9's Chelsia wrote "Ugh... Brendon coming back is gonna kill @RachelEReilly's game"
Big Brother 12's Hayden wrote "What the hell just happened?!!"
Big Brother 4's Jun wrote "I hope you all realize now it's pointless to give your hard-earned money to CBS in any vote. Isn't there a recession?!"
Big Brother 10's Natalie wrote " I call bullshit that brendon got the votes, that's like saying I would've won the coup de ta, bullshit, I don't believe it"
Big Brother 12's Andrew wrote "OMG WOW r u kidding - Brenchel together again Part II The Honeymoon luv CBS"
Big Brother 11's Chima wrote "When you've experienced the rigging first hand, you always know what they're capable of. Votes or No votes, he was coming back."
Big Brother 10's Casey wrote "Dani knows what its like to have the game rigged for you. BB8 was done just for her & Dick” touché"

LOL! If you haven't guessed it by now Brendon won America's Vote, like I predicted and he won like I predicted but in a physical comp where you had to throw basketballs of each houseguest up a ramp and into a hole. Brendon won in every way shape and form.

FEEDS BACK! Shelly, Jordan, Rachel and Brendon are in the purple room jumping up and down celebrating. They are talking a mile a minute getting Brendon updated on what happened. They let him know Shelly got Lawon up when really she didn't, she tried to get Porsche up and Lawon volunteered. Adam is brought into the purple room and they all celebratre again with Jeff now in the mix and all have a group football hurdle hug! Jordan is so happy talking a mile a minute.

AHHH Kalia, Daniele and Porsche SULK, bitch and moan in the Candy room about Brendon's room. Now Kalia and Daniele did "joke" around that if Brendon returned that they would both DOR aka leave the house on their own accord and leave the game all together. But while the dominant house gets to celebrate in the purple room the others in the Candy room just have hardly anything to say.

Adam is back out in the house and runs into Porsche in the hallway as Porsche is BITTER saying something about "them" having a meeting in the purple room. Adam who was just part of it acts like he wasn't aware. LOL!

Back in the Candy room Daniele does say that she had a gut instinct feeling Brendon would return and she's always right. She can't handle this current moment. But don't worry girls, you can still win HOH. Whenever the comp is. Porsche still has a chance to win. Daniele has a chance. And THAT'S IT. Kalia of course can't compete. So their odds against everyone, including Brendon who could possibly compete this week for HOH, just got smaller. I mean they can still win. This week's HOH game has got to be a chance game. Or a question game.

The feeds switch to the Candy room where Daniele and Kalia are talking. We come into Daniele telling Kalia that she's isn't blaming her for this. Daniele staring up into space, then sighing really loud and then calls Adam a "loser" because he said that "they" saved him and she's just mad Dominic didn't get a chance to come back. She sulks while Kalia says that Rachel always gets her way and always comes out on top. UM, didn't Rachel LOSE last year?

Kalia says that she asked Big Brother if she could leave with Cassi, Dominic and Keith when Brendon returned becuase she didn't want to be in the house. Of course she didn't leave. Daniele then bitches that their last 2 weeks of HOH were for nothing. They hear Brendon screaming in the kitchen and Kalia says she's going out to get a drink. That she's not going to hide in this room all week. She gets up to leave as Daniele follows her. And just when they are about to walk in the kitchen we get CUT FEEDS all because Jordan was about to talk about her goodbye messages to Brendon the week he left.

Feeds come back. Brendon is now in the Have Not telling Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Shelly about what happened to him after he left and Jeff farts making everyone laugh. He says that after he talked with Julie Chen that Production told him about the twist. Brendon says that he "almost didnt' do it" but Rachel's crying face made him come back and try. He says he saw the goodbye messages and talks about Kalia's goodbye speech and Daniele's exit "skeletor" speech. Brendon of course hasn't forgiven Daniele and Kalia and hates them. Brendon laughs that his crying got him over a million votes.

Porsche and Daniele sit at the kitchen counter while Adam cuts some food. Porsche says how this is "awkward". Now Daniele tells Adam that "just so you know they didn't save you, they evicted Dominic". That "they" were planning on getting rid of him and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Daniele is bitter and trying to imply that she was trying to save Adam BUT THAT'S A LIE. We all know Daniele would have cut herself to save Dominic and that Adam was always expendible to her. Adam takes his food to the round table and eats quietly not responding.

Daniele... time to hit the RESTART button on your game. Shut the FUCK up. Porsche says she "gave him a pity vote" and says "now I'm not a part of them". LOL! Sucks to be Porsche, at this current moment. I mean she could win HOH and target Brendon and Rachel again. Porsche goes to lay down leaving Daniele sitting by herself silently while Adam eats. AWKWARD!

Shelly is in the Have Not sucking Brendon and Rachel's dick. She's got it good again. She's got 2 couples in the house playing for her and I can expect her NOT to try to win HOH at all this week. Oh wait, Daniele has finally left the kitchen area after Shelly came walking in all happy and shit. Daniele walked straight to the Candy room and got into her bed. DANIELE IS CRYING! Porsche just watches on from her bed.

Over in the kitchen Adam is quickly whispering to Shelly what just happened between him and Daniele. All we caught was Adam was saying that Daniele wasn't going to protect him, neither was Lawon or Porsche or Kalia. That he chose his side because they would have protected him. He says Kalia went into the purple room and "slammed" the door. Shelly wants to know if she was crying. Adam doesn't know.

Now the All Star couples are talking BIG game in the Have Not bedroom. Jeff and Jordan are smiling, talking a mile a minute, Rachel laughing, Brendon trying to take it all in. Jordan is ranting about how she was "bitchy" this week.

At least no one is rubbing in Daniele's face... YET. I mean she could win HOH and the whole house will have to sell each other out to escape nomination. Daniele winning could be fucking fun. Porsche winning HOH would be a whole hell of alot funnier. Porsche's HOH would be predictable. The house would bully her into putting up Daniele and Kalia or they would be after her the rest of the game, which they would be anyways. She would go against them and put up Brendon and Jeff because Daniele told her to and the girls would celebrate an All Star leaving.... AGAIN that isn't Daniele.

Adam is whispering to Jeff in the kitchen what Daniele said and as he finishes Jeff says "fuck that" as Daniele walks up to the kitchen asking Jeff where his food is. He says he doesn't know. She grabs something and leaves. Jeff then asks Adam if he laughed in her face and he says no and he says "why not". Remember Jeff is sketchy on Adam thinking he's the one going back to Daniele and Kalia telling them everything.

Shelly says "they are on their own island and they deserve it". OUCH! BITCH better hope they don't win HOH. Daniele has gone into the purple lodge and found Kalia. Brendon is back in the kitchen talking like a foriegn guy and Kalia can't stand his voice. There's laughter from Jeff and Brendon in the kitchen bleeding into the purple room.

Kalia says "as soon as you win HOH" that they are going to run back over here again. Daniele then FINALLY admits that she will just make a deal with Brendon and Rachel which causes Kalia to just ask Daniele to make it an easy week for her and to nominate her and send her to the jury house. Daniele tells her to stop and that her and her are stuck together for the rest of the game. Kalia is starting to cry but holds it back. Now they bash Shelly for lying in the game about what she's done. Daniele thinks it is not fair that Brendon got to see their goodbye messages. Both can't believe Brendon won over Dominic. They hear Shelly laughing and Daniele calls it "disgusting" how Shelly is happy.

Kalia wants to leave and wonders if she DOR's if she will be part of the jury. Daniele says that wait until after the HOH comp to bitch later. Kalia says she can't handle it but does tell Daniele that she has faith that Daniele will make it all the way. Now Daniele talks about how cute it was and sad it was that Dominic kept looking over at her and how he hit his head on the curtain on his way out looking at Daniele. Kalia now says 'i just can't do it, I can't".

Brendon just made a comment that "this is jury" which leads Daniele to say that the 2 couples control the jury. That they decide who wins Big Brother, that is if all four are in the jury. All they do now is dissect every word said in the kitchen as they listen from the purple room. Time for that damn WITCH in the purple room to activate and give Daniele a special power. Kalia now tells the camera and to casting "seriously casting you casted the worst people on earth". BITCH YOU INCLUDED!

Kalia then says that Rachel has turned back into that girl that she always was. Then Kalia corrects herself and says that "she's turned back to that Devil BITCH that ever was" and Kalia says that she really means it when she calls Rachel a BITCH. BITTER MUCH YOU HORRID BITCH? Now Daniele says that they should both just have fun right now. Daniele says she regrets turning her last time in the game into a "miserable" experience. Kalia wants to have her reaction and Daniele keeps telling her she will regret how she's acting now. Kalia says at the moment she can't make it a "big party" right now. Kalia now says she believes Daniele can win HOH now. We'll see later tonight, tomorrow morning.

Adam is NOW venting to Shelly in the storage room. Trashing Daniele and Kalia's game the last few weeks. Shelly says she "manipulated both of them like fiddles". Shelly says there IS going to be a fight later tonight. But then Adam says that they still have to get Brendon out and Shelly agrees. Adam thinks he has a final 2 deal with Shelly and we all know that could very well be her plan all along. Shelly could want all four All Stars in the jury to vote for her. All she needs is 4 votes to win. Being up against Adam would be an easy win for Shelly.

Rachel and Brendon are whispering about how Shelly plays both sides. That Rachel has been trying to tell Jordan not to trust Shelly. INTERESTING. But not unexpected for this group to already be targeting each other WELL BEFORE anyone has HOH this week.

Jeff finds Brendon and Rachel talking in the Have Not bedroom. He smiles wanting to know what they are talking about. They tell him that they think Shelly is going back and forth between sides and Jeff thinks it's Adam. They all agree that it's them four in the end and that they have to be careful with both Shelly and Adam since both are suspect. I guess at this point Jeff and Jordan have Shelly on their side while Brendon and Rachel could have Adam on their side. 3 versus 3. But Shelly and Adam working together to take out the couples. Weird.

August 12th

And the celebration of Brendon being back is OVER! Time to grovel at Daniele's HOH feet. Kalia, UGHGHHGHGH, gets to enjoy HOH again and feel like she is in power and be 2nd in command. Daniele is wearing the HOH key around her neck while she lays down in her Candy room bed, the same one she just cried in an hour or so ago. She's talking with Kalia and Porsche about her win and what she wants in her room, the pictures, in her basket, etc.

OMG! Another week of power for Daniele and Kalia.. back to fucking back! I kinda knew this was going to happen, I mean the All Stars had power for the first 3 weeks and now Daniele's side has power for 3 weeks. At least Daniele can "fix" the past 2 weeks that meant nothing to them.

Daniele talks and celebrates with Porsche in the Candy Room. Super whispering but SMILING as big as Daniele can. Daniele is telling Porsche how proud she is of her and something about how they could have had "her back" meaning Rachel but Daniele makes an action that she or they have to go.

Adam comes into the Candy room to talk to Daniele and asks her if she "hates" him and Daniele says no but continues on about how for 3 weeks she's been playing to protect him or to help him. WHATEVAS! Adam tells her "congrats again". Daniele makes a comment about how "they" meaning Brendon and Rachel are going to be hard to get out again. LOL! Then go after Jeff and Jordan... PLEASE!

Jeff comes in and the FAKE conversation starts about this week hopefully being last week for Have and Have Nots. Daniele says she hates how unhappy people are and she doesn't want anyone to suffer.

In the kitchen Porsche and Kalia are celebrating, laughing, dancing for Lawon. Porsche has chosen her side and it's with Kalia and Daniele. UM... YEAH good luck with that choice. WTF, not even a week of suffering for Kalia? I mean WHAT THE MUTHA FUCK?

Who the fuck knows what Daniele is going to do. Is she seriously going to go after the All Stars again? I mean seriously. She already knows that all four of them pissed at her is not a good thing. She brought up how they are now a four person block in the jury and that if Daniele is up against anyone in the final 2 she KNOWS they will all vote for her NOT to win. She is going to have to suck it up and make amends. Create a new final six including Kalia and go after Shelly this week. This is what is going to save Daniele with the jury. She HAS to give them a chance to fight this week and then next week all is fair in what happens with the next HOH. But then again Daniele could just take the first blow and hope they pay homage to her from the jury for taking them out.

We also find out that Brendon almost won HOH tonight against both Porsche and Daniele. That the HOH was guessing the amount of stuff. There were olives and some other guessing amounts of items. Brendon claims he didn't want to over guess on anything but I guess you could.

In the Candy room Daniele brings up Dominic again saying "D forever". GOOD GOD HE'S NOT COMING BACK. He'll be in All Stars 2 for making the WORST alliance in Big Brother history. If you think about it, the Regulators all went out back to fucking back. Keith, then Cassi, then Dominic and Lawon switched with Brendon and so the first offical four evicted houseguests this season are the alliance that was the Regulators!!! If that doesn't make you an All Star then I don't know what will. LOL!

Porsche is back in the Candy room celebrating with Daniele. Laughing and talking about the good times when they just won HOH. Can't for the life of me understand Daniele's SUPER LOW TONE WHISPERING.

Lawons' exit interview has been posted and it seems Lawon was going to turn on Daniele and Kalia in a few weeks if left in the game! LOL! And WTF, Women have won all HOH's this season! Rachel, Jordan, Rachel, Daniele, Kalia, Daniele. LOL! BITCHES KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!

Well before I head out into the night we still don't know who Daniele wants to target. Her and Porsche are talking a mile a minute about Shelly, to no longer give her information. What's funny is the All Stars all agreed to no longer tell Shelly things and now Daniele has instructed her side to no longer tell Shelly things... SHIT Shelly going home this week could make the house "happy". Better her than me!

Oh wait. Daniele just told Porsche that she HAS to get Brendon out again! AGAIN? Seriously. Did we just literally hit the repeat button. The same shit again? Go after someone new WITCH! Shelly! Get Shelly OUT! Make a deal with Brendon and his gang for this week and next week safety. I don't know... seriously.. going after Brendon again? BORING!

Shelly is in the HAVE NOT bedroom with Jordan. Sulking, bitching and moaning. Saying she has "given up". Complaining how Daniele and Kalia get away with stuff. Jordan gives her a weak pep talk telling Shelly she will go far in this game. Shelly is down but then lays down wanting to sleep this hell night away.

August 12th Part 2

Fuck... just got home.. and then have to wake up early for another long work day. FUCK ME.

But let's catch up on Biggggggggg Brother! So Daniele questions Shelly in the HOH room about her actions last week and this makes a HUGE dominio effect that DESTROYS Shelly's game and position in the house. At first Daniele tries her best to make Shelly look like a person who is shady by voting to keep Rachel when it made more sense to get rid of her meaning she wasn't ever planning on voting Daniele's way to begin with. That Shelly only lied to get information to give back to the other side.

A conversation that happened 45 minutes or so before the live Thursday vote was with Kalia and Shelly. Something about Kalia coming up to Shelly asking her where her vote lies and if she can change it because Kalia was looking out for Daniele and didn't want Daniele's vote against Rachele to be the only one. Kalia used the words "hung out to dry" to describe Daniele's position if she was the only one voting for Rachel.

So in the HOH conversation with Daniele Shelly said the conversation happened differently than what Kalia is telling Daniele. Shelly even eggs Daniele on to calling Kalia upstairs so Daniele does just that, goes and gets Kalia and addresses the "lie". Kalia and Shelly get mildly heated because both are standing their ground on what was exactly said. Shelly then wants Kalia to leave so she can MANIPULATE Daniele on her own. Kalia leaves and goes downstairs. Shelly finishes up her chat with Daniele by showering her with compliments and telling her how Kalia is playing both sides, running back and forth. For a second you would think Daniele would believe her.

Later downstairs Kalia is telling Porsche in the Candy room all about her ordeal with Shelly. Both insult Shelly but mostly Porsche. The whole time Shelly is laying in her single bed in the Steel Spaceship bedroom listening to them from the hole in the wall. Kalia walks out and her and Shelly have an exchange of words. Simple calm words. Shelly lets Kalia know that she heard everything and told Kalia how "disappointmented" she was for Kalia and her actions.

Shelly goes outside and huffs and puffs to Adam, Jordan and Jeff about Porsche and Kalia. Kalia comes outside and wants know if her and Shelly are going to address what just happened. The others leave the backyard to go inside and they let Kalia and Shelly hash it out. It's a really useless conversation, Kalia hates to argue and Shelly just wants her to know that she hates Porsche and doesn't want Kalia to talk about her to Porsche. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Porsche walks over to the kitchen moments later where Shelly has gone inside for a quick second to grab a drink and Shelly just can't hold back. She tells Porsche that she knows what she was doing and how she doesn't approve and that Porsche lies and BLAH BLAH BLAH. Shelly goes outside and Porsche soon follows after. Minutes later Porsche and Shelly go at it, pathetically. No real fight but an exchange of words and their actions in the game. One more point that is "cleared" up is Shelly's ploy last week to get Porsche on the block was only a "pawn" move with no intention of getting rid of Porsche. LIE! Shelly of course denies this and talks about how she looks out for Porsche. WHATEVAS.

NOW THE REAL JUICY SHIT IS HAPPENING UPSTAIRS in the HOH room while Shelly is angry downstairs. Brendon and Rachel are talking with Daniele. Trying to cut a deal that would allow them both to escape the block. They make it known that they are well aware that they know Daniele is after them both and that Brendon is the main target. They tell her that if her and Brendon are nominated this week that if Brendon wins POV he pulls himself off and continues going after Daniele, if Rachel wins she's pulling him off, if Jeff or Jordan play that they are pulling Brendon off, that if Shelly or Adam win that they are pulling Brendon off, that Jeff and Jordan control the votes with Adam and Shelly and they decide who goes home. That Daniele has no power on who goes home.

The main point is that everyone wants to target Daniele and they will use Brendon to do the dirty work so if Daniele thinks she can get rid of Brendon this week that she's dead wrong. They create a deal where 2 "pawns" go up. Adam and Shelly. Rachel is also exposing Shelly's game here, going to each side and causing drama. Daniele of course agrees on that factor. When Shelly is on the block with Adam, assuming neither wins POV and that all other parties playing win it also don't use POV that Shelly remains on the block and is the main target this week. That Daniele will go around and play it up that Brendon is still the backdoor target. Shit Brendon doesn't even care if Jeff will get backdoored this week over him. It's whatever Daniele wants.

They promise her safety next week and the main point of this deal is to weaken Jeff's alliance in the house. They all feel Jeff and Jordan have 2 people playing for them in this game, Adam and Shelly. Mostly Shelly. It's time to weaken Jeff. At the end of the HOH talk Daniele doesn't really tell them she's taking the deal but that she'll think about it. Brendon and Rachel just want to call a "truce" to their feud and both hug Daniele. When the door closes and they ahve left Daniele rolls her eyes and sighs LIKE REALLY REALLY HARD. She grabs a drink and sits down on the HOH couch throwing her head back. She has Adam waiting outside to talk next and she gets up going back to her bed saying "I hate being HOH". Sure you do. sure you do.

So nominations come and go and we find out that SHE TOOK THE DEAL! Shelly and Adam are nominated! Shelly is SHOCKED! Everyone was expecting Rachel and Brendon up on the block but the preception is that the 2 people are pawns to get Brendon out. The plan is in effect. For the time being at least.

After the noms we find a house meeting called by Jordan in the Candy room. Brendon and Rachel, Shelly, Jeff and Jordan are there. Rachel wants to call Shelly out on some things she has said. Rachel has known now for a week or so that Shelly is playing both couples and both sides of the house. That Shelly is in the middle of everything, telling everyone what they want to hear.

So Shelly sits down on a bed and fills Rachel in on Porsche throwing Rachel under the bus as the source of some things said. About Jordan cutting deals in the house, etc. Shelly wants Rachel know that she's "hurt" by Rachel's actions according to Porsche. Kalia joins them and Jordan ORDERS for her to stay but that Porsche should be brought in the Candy room.

Shelly is almost putting it out there that Rachel is talking or is the source of Jordan and Shelly having a deal. Jordan asks Kalia and Kalia says she suspects that they have a deal but that no one told her. Porsche comes in and Shelly wants to ask her a couple of questions to find out who's lying.

Porsche is asked about some final 3 deal between Shelly, Rachel and someone else. Shelly wants to know who is starting these stories. Then it comes out that Rachel did say that Shelly approached her with a final 3 deal and that Rachel didn't want the deal because she didn't trust Shelly. Shelly is surprised by this. Shelly says "that's great Rachel" and Rachel is a bitch right back saying "you're welcome Shelly".

UH OH! Shelly says that is NOT what I told you. Rachel then says that "if we vote out Jordan then" but Shelly gets up and starts smiling while raising her voice that Rachel is LIAR. Rachel wants Brendon to step in and back her up but he won't. Rachel flat out tells him she doesn't want to be made out to be a liar. Shelly tells Brendon you know that's not true. FUCK I don't even know what's true anymore with Shelly.

Shelly gets a bit mad finding out Rachel has told Jordan this already. Shelly calls Jordan my "dear friend". SHUT THE FUCK UP SHELLY. Shelly gets angry saying "on my life I would never vote out Jordan". Well thanks for clearing that up to the house, that you will never put up or vote out Jordan. SMOOTH MOVE BITCH.

Brendon finally jumps in saying it was said but it was a "what if" scenerio and that nothing ever happened. The point is there was a plan that could of happen that involved Shelly voting out Jordan to save Rachel if they were on the block together at some point in the game. This would be Shelly playing both sides and telling both couples what they want to hear.

Jordan now says she hasn't made any deals with anyone in the house. Jordan is honest in who she talks game with and who she doesn't. Jordan does admit that there was a final 3 deal proposed by Shelly, Rachel and I guess Jordan.. not sure. WHO CARES.

Rachel now asks Shelly if she wants to tell everyone what she's been saying about her behind her back. Daniele, among others, have told Rachel that Shelly is in on the bashing Rachel conversations in the HOH. This IS TRUE. Shelly of course wants Rachel to tell her what she knows before she says anything.

Shelly, how's caught, is telling her she isn't going to get intimidated by Rachel with her glares or squints... that she isn't going to argue and that she will calm Rachel down like she has been doing all week long. Shelly says she's not going to get emotional and Brendon tells Rachel not to bring this up and that it is not worth it. Rachel then starts telling her throwing in comments Daniele made and Shelly tells Rachel you can believe who you want.

So basically we hae the OLD Rachel back where you tell her NOT to do something in this game and she goes right ahead and does it. Brendon doesn't want to argue and wants Rachel to stop. Jordan then wants to know where "all these stories" are coming from and Rachel answers "from Shelly". Shelly smiles answering "it is... it is". Shelly then laughs saying "Rachel, you're a piece of work".

Jeff chimes in saying that he's told Shelly that someone is going back and forth "playing telephone" which is "fucked up" and Shelly agrees that someone is "all the time". IT'S YOU BITCH! Jordan just wants people to stop attacking each other and to just find out who's going back and forth and not let them slither through this game. Jeff says to everyone and Shelly "watch what you say" and to "watch your intergrity" and how he doesn't care about this meeting and Jordan ends this meeting.

Jordan leaves the room with Shelly close after. Shelly mutters how "she" Rachel is so "dumb". Rachel is quick to call Shelly a "fucking bitch" to Brendon. Porshce is standing right behind them and Rachel is upset that Brendon didn't back her up and Porsche says "he did" and Brendon says he did. Porsche is loving that others are now hating on Shelly.

Brendon says people are individuals in this game and if people choose to trust Shelly, let them. Porsche leaves and Jeff is asked by Brendon what happened last week. Jeff says that someone was telling someone about their talks and scenerios and it getting back to "them" meaning Daniele's side. Jeff says it was pinned to you Rachel for telling Porsche and Porsche telling them. We all know it was Shelly and Porsche together. Brendon tries to calm her down and Rachel "promises" that she would never talk about Jeff and Jordan... LIE!

Brendon and Rachel leave and Jeff pulls Jordan in the Candy room wanting to know why Jordan called this meeting. He thought Porsche was going to get called out but that she kept quiet the entire time. Jordan says that "they all put it on Rachel" for going back and forth with information. Jeff tells Jordan "I told you don't talk anymore". WHAT? Jeff is scolding her for calling a meeting and he doesn't want their names associated with that meeting. Jeff says that they will think Jordan is starting shit.

He says they are not on anybodies radar for her to "stop" and "be quiet". UM SURE ASSHOLE. Jordan is just like "okay". He rubs it in her face that she called a meeting and didn't get anything out of it from anybody. I JUST LOVE HOW JEFF tells her how to play this game when SHE WON IT on her own after Jeff left. ASSHOLE.

Jordan leaves the room and he won't stop about telling her to be quiet. She finally says "stop yelling at me" and Jeff implies he has a reason to be saying this becuase of what she did. Jordan walks into the Have Not bedrom and tells whoever is in there that Jeff is mad at her. Jeff goes to the kitchen and says "SHE'S SO DUMB" about Jordan to Adam. He is now venting to Adam about Jordan's meeting. Adam just nods and agrees like a dumbass.

Let's fast forward the rest of the day. Shelly went up to the HOH room to cry to Daniele. BOO HOO! Shelly has talked about walking out of the game this week but Jeff doesn't want her to do that. He's a vote for him to win the game... LOL! She is crying left and right. She told Daniele she wants to win POV to make sure "one of them" goes home meaning Brendon or Rachel. Shelly has told Adam he's the only one he trusts but then tells and CRIES to Jordan that she would "never" vote you out. BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Daniele has talked to Kalia about the idea of getting rid of someone other than Brendon and Rachel this week. Even talking about going after Jeff this week and having Jordan pissed off at her. It seems like Daniele has taken the Brendon and Rachel deal officially. She's toying with options on who to evict this week. A way to control the votes and to not be surprised. Can't really tell if Kalia is down for it. Someone has to go this week but who. Daniele feels like whoever she sends home she looses jury votes.

Later in the night Shelly talks with Daniele outside on the couches about how she HATES Rachel now. How Shelly has to win POV and rub it in Rachel's face. That she wishes she had voted out Rachel and watched her and Brendon fight it out but then they agree that Brendon would have just stood there letting her win. Even this talk with them is AWKWARD! Shelly then says she hopes that "they" don't win another fucking thing in this game. BITTER MUCH BITCH!?!?

As Shelly bashes Rachel, Rachel is by the hot tub with Porsche.. so close, so ready for another fight but not just yet. Now Porsche and Rachel are hanging out again and this HAS got to be pissing off Shelly. Well Shelly you should have been able to adapt to any week like Rachel has this week.

Daniele says she is SHOCKED she won the HOH comp because it involved math. Some people may say that the HOH comp was geared for certain people to win it. But who really knows. Not even Daniele can believe she won HOH this week.

Shelly talks with later on the same couch and Shelly talks again about leaving the game. Kalia says that she would have regretted walking out the minute she thought about doing it. Shelly says that after 42 days that you "just can't take the high road". Shelly says she's disappointing her daughter and husband. But then Kalia says that if you haven't "done" anything then you have nothing to worry about- BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW SHELLY IS PLAYING THIS GAME sooooo Shelly knows what she's doing in the house and how it has to be shown on TV. Shelly can't believe how she "made" Rachel's wedding dress and how Rachel did this to her. WHATEVAS!

August 13th

So let's find out today's activities. POV was played. Rachel and Brendon both did not play. Jeff, Jordan, Shelly, Adam, Daniele and Kalia all played. Daniele had mentioned at one point that she didn't care to win it. You'd think she'd want to win it to ensure Jeff would not win it but she seemed to not care. Jeff did not win POV. Adam ended up winning it. Not sure what the comp was but I do know it involved punishments, POV and rewards. Every player ended up with something.

Jeff won some more fucking money. LOSER! You don't win money and think you're going to be ALLOWED to stay in the game to win EVEN MORE MONEY! So I have no idea what the hell Daniele is going to do. This is the absolute perfect week to backdoor Jeff. He didn't even try for POV, or so he says. She is still telling everyone and their mother that she's going after Brendon this week but who knows if that is still part of the plan. Meaning her deal with Brendon and Rachel. By getting out Jeff this week Daniele would be cutting the main head of Jeff and Jordan's growing house alliance. They told her that he has Shelly and Adam playing for him and THEY DO.

Daniele did mention to Kalia that when POV is used and Adam takes himself off the block that Monday is going to be "hell". I can only suspect that when and If Jeff is backdoored that he will EXPLODE. I mean it's not like Jeff doesn't see it coming, he expects it and he's already telling Jordan that if he goes on the block that everyone better vote for him OR ELSE!

Rachel is already going around thinking she or Brendon are going on the block. I guess not even she is sure if Daniele took the actual deal. We won't know for sure if Daniele is 100 percent behind this deal until Monday, after the POV replacement nominee ceremony.

I did forget to mention that Shelly still hates Rachel and Brendon. She's also in 24 solitary confinment in the Have Not bedroom. Similiar to what Hayden went through last year, being stuck in the Have Not bedroom with a portable tiolet, only having bread and water to consume but at least she gets a phone call from home. A chance to talk to HER MAN and her child. She also can't have any booze or smokes for 24 hours. LOL! Good luck with that!

Jordan won a weird looking ballerina unitard suit that she has to wear all week long. It does at least make her feel better and she's having fun with it. Kalia won a trip somewhere. I could give a fuck where but Rachel and Brendon hate that they couldn't both play in POV with winning POV and the other winning their "dream honeymoon vacation".

And here's the big kicker. Daniele won a VETO TICKET of some kind. Someone she can use during the game to ensure that she doesn't get backdoored. This makes no sense for her since next week she can't play for HOH and if her people don't win then expect her to be put on the block to FORCE her to play POV and maybe be sent home so that she can't use that POV TICKET.

Other than that no fights or fist throwing antics. See you tomorrow!

August 14th

So late in the midnight hours there was alot of talk from Jeff and Jordan about what to do if Jeff or Brendon are on the block. Despite Jeff knowing, not sure how, that Brendon and Rachel tried to get him backdoored this week that Jeff knows keeping Brendon and Rachel together at this stage of the game benefits his own game. This assuming that Brendon goes up on the block. If the deal with Daniele is in effect, again I don't know if Jeff figured this out on his own or someone spilled the beans but he knows or suspects a deal with Daniele, so if Daniele does put up Jeff he thinks he has the votes to stay. He thinks he'll have Jordan, Brendon, Rachel and Adam. He THINKS he has Adam. Does Adam really want to vote out another NEWB? He's told Shelly and others that he wants a Newbie to win this year. Why would he keep another All Star in the house and yet again take out another one of his own. He has to know he's 5th out in the All Star couples.

It's same situation with Daniele when she felt she was 5th out. They would have to sell it to Adam that once one of them leaves AFTER this week that he'll be pulled in to help whichever person is left without their partner. His Big Brother knowledge could prove to be an asset to whoever he partners up with.

So Jeff knows that Adam is the key in making Shelly go home. If you haven't guessed it by now Jeff has NO plans on keeping Shelly. He's even told Jordan to STOP telling Shelly things because she is highly unstable now being in 24 hour solitary confinement that she may spill information just to save herself this week. Jeff getting rid of Shelly this week IS GONNA BE HILARIOUS!

What's going to be even more HILARIOUS is if Jeff goes up on the block against Shelly! HEY JORDAN... YOU FINALLY GONNA VOTE OUT YOUR OLD DOG PET IN THE HOUSE OVER YOUR BOYFRIEND?!?! Shelly trying to get Jordan to turn on her boyfriend will be TOO DAMN FUNNY. Please Daniele, let THIS happen!

Adam is the key vote this week with whoever goes up between Jeff and Brendon. Will Adam get rid of Shelly for them? They would have to promise the WORLD to him. Jury Votes, safety, HOH being thrown to him. Of course once they get their way they could lie and do what they want once Shelly is gone. Adam has a big descison to make. Will he make 4 people mad: Shelly, Daniele, Kalia, Porsche or will he make the other four people mad: Rachel, Brendon, Jeff and Jordan... Hmmmm, who to make mad. Let's put it this way Adam... who has proven themselves to have won more comps to make sure you're their next target?

August 14th Part 2

So FINALLY Rachel and Brendon are talking with Daniele in the HOH room after trying all day to talk to her. You see Daniele wanted to NOT deal with anyone today, especially not Rachel or Brendon. Let's get to the juicy EXTRA JUICY juicy bit of their sales pitch of backdooring Jeff.

That basic point is that Jeff CONTROLS VOTES IN THE HOUSE. You scare Daniele into believing that because right now she feels like she controls 2 votes, Kalia and Porsche. She needs more people to control. They tell Daniele that Jeff and Jordan control Shelly and Adam's vote. That if Jeff does go on the block that Jeff will always have the votes to stay. This of course wouldn't make sense if someone was smart enough to put up Jeff and Jordan next to each other. That only gives them 2 possible votes.

But anyways, you want to promise yourself to Daniele's game only to backstab her next week if you got the chance but to give her a false impression that they are here to play for her to get out Jeff and Jordan's side... when they're not really going to do that. It's all about destroying Jeff's control on some parts of the house. Daniele should take out Jeff since that's what she wanted all along anyways. Her being against Brendon or Rachel in the end would be an easy win for her so why the fuck not keep them. Take out Jeff NOW!

Of course Daniele never promises them anything but hints that one of them, Brendon or Rachel, would be going on the block. But she also doesn't say that Jeff isn't an option. Jeff admitted to people that he threw the POV comp because he felt he wasn't in any danger. That's just plain stupid and it's even far more stupid to leave him in the game when he has no chance in staying. Jeff also regrets throwing POV. Well so sad too bad if you get nominated.

August 15th

So what's to report? It's almost literally a fucking repeat of 2 weeks ago. Brendon was the replacment nominee after Adam took himself off. For some fucking reason Daniele has no interest in going after Jeff NOW yet she was so ready to use another person's HOH to go after them a few weeks ago. I just don't fucking get it. I expect this week as a HUGE mistake on Daniele's part for not going after Jeff this week.

I mean I guess the same could be said for whoever she targeted this week, Brendon or Jeff, no matter what they say, if they get HOH next week they were still going after Daniele regardless. I just wanted Daniele to go after Jeff because he's such an aggressive threat in this house meaning he has 3 people playing for him to further himself in the game.

It's just frustrating. Daniele fans want her, Kalia and now Porsche to be final 3 but I sure as hell don't. I want a final 2 mix of Rachel and whoever else makes it to the final 2 with her. I just want Rachel to kick ass and almost win yet still lose by one single vote. This week is boring because the end result is the same that we've already seen just 2 weeks ago. Brendon leaving and Rachel distraught. Jordan feels like shit because she has to take care of Rachel all over again and Shelly keeps LYING to Jeff and Jordan that she's all about getting them to the final 2. Shelly AGAIN told this to Jordan and Jordan LISTENS TO IT after JEff already told her to NOT FUCKING LISTEN TO SHELLY because not even he believes that she's there to help someone else win. He's not. So why the fuck is she there.

Maybe Shelly is like super psycho and has this weird as fuck shrine to Jeff and Jordan in her basement. Oh GOD MAYBE SHELLY IS RIGHT BEHIND ME RIGHT NOW because I'm onto her!

August 16th

Um... YEP, another boring day. Brendon is still leaving by an almost uniamous vote. Rachel being the only vote to keep him. The BRIGHT SHINING game move that happened late last night was made by none other than Big Brother himself!

You see Kalia Never shuts the fuck up in terms of always singing. They can't broadcast her fucking singing! She just doesn't get that. Sooooo Big Brother called her into the Diary Room and they told her- NO BETTER YET THEY SCARED HER with a Penalty Nomination if she doesn't fucking STOP SINGING! Of course she came out and was pissed that "they" threatened her with that. She says they have repeatedly told her to stop singing and she doesnt' listen so now with this, what some may call an "empty threat", will hopefully put this TWAT in check!

I mean would Big Brother be so desperate to save Brendon again that they would throw Kalia up on the block with him and Shelly this week to ensure that Brendon stays in the game? I doubt it but I sure as hell wouldn't put it past them to do that to fuck with the game.

So other than that juicy bit of information the house has been mighty boring. What a waste of a HOH. Daniele should have put Jeff to make one hell of a live feed watching week. But with Brendon up, no one gives a shit.

I mean I get why she did it. She probably feels like she has ZERO chance in working with Brendon in getting his "Jury" vote because you know Daniele already assumes she'll be in final 2 so she's building her jury that will secure her the grand prize. I'm guessing she wants to use other people to take out Jeff so he won't be so upset with her and vote for her from the jury house. I can only hope to tell Daniele "BITCH I TOLD YOU SO" if Jeff or anyone from his side gets HOH and they use their HOH to carry out Jeff's wishes in taking out Daniele and putting her in the jury house.

My my my that would be one hell of a live feed viewing week. Daniele's EPIC FALL that could have been avoided if she only had taken out Jeff this week.

August 16th Part 2

So what's happening. Some good stuff. Shelly still hates Rachel with a passion. Rachel has FINALLY aligned with Daniele but of course super top secretly. Daniele is only using Rachel in case next week Rachel gets HOH that Daniele has some say in it. That she is protected next week by RACHEL of ALL PEOPLE! Daniele has it sweet so far. If Kalia wins, she won HOH again, if Porsche wins HOH she won HOH again, if now Rachel wins HOH, Daniele won it again. The only people Daniele has to be scared of is Jeff, Jordan, Adam and Shelly. All want Daniele up and out the door.

So Daniele made a deal to watch each other's back after Brendon is gone. I TOLD YA Daniele wants to drag Rachel to the final 2 chairs. Daniele knows that despite being hated in the game that she will WIN hands down against Rachel in the end. Okay so Daniele told Rachel to keep this deal on the down low, that NO ONE can know about it. The only thing we have to wait for is if Daniele will tell Kalia about this "deal".

Now as I type this, 10:30pm in the Big Brother house Rachel is in the kitchen with the fridge open. She opens a beer and asks Brendon if he wants another beer but Brendon knows she's doing this to piss off Porsche. You see the beer belongs to Porsche. Brendon gets upset while Rachel smiles and laughs. He tells her that she's pissing him off and he starts walking away to the bedrooms.

Of course he waits and asks her if she's coming so he can YELL at her behind closed doors. She of course follows but laughs and smiles and smirks as she walks to the Have Not bedroom. After she walks in there she continues to have a smug but happy attitude towards Brendon and just CAN'T FUCKING WAIT to have Brendon yell at her.

He says he's frustrated with her saying she "doesn't care" anymore and literally she doesn't. She just wants to play a new type of game that involves mouthing off, winning shit and fucking with people. Not her words but what I'm getting from it. Brendon starts bringing up his voice level but when Rachel does the same thing he SHHHHSSSHHHES her and wants her to whisper. He doesn't want anyone to know that they are fighting.

He wants her to "care" and understand that he's leaving her in the game to fight for them to win the money. He feels like he's "fought" so hard when SHE has won HOH twice and she has done the work in the game to stay longer than Brendon. So this fight is useles.. What we do see is Brendon once again controlling Rachel.

He wants her to sit down on the bed, not the dresser. He wants her to WHISPER yet he can raise his voice. He wants her to breakdown so he can pick her up with his words. He wants her to stop fucking his chances of staying this week. He feels like she's fucking his own chances to stay with her actions.

But at least she told him that THEY, the house, are still voting him out regardless of how he acted this season and he has no chance in staying this week. At one point he slaps the bed in frustration and she makes a smart comment about how "tough" he suddenly is acting. She's on the verge of crying but then pulls back. She pathetically pinky swears she won't go off the handle and "act crazy" but seriously, she isn't going to stick to that promise.

Brendon calls Daniele's move in getting him out a "mistake" on her part. I kinda hope so with Jeff's side winning next week and his influence on the HOH getting Daniele up and out. Rachel starts to order for Brendon to stop yelling at her during his SUPER LONG RANT and he gets upset that he isn't "yelling" WHEN HE IS! I want her to so badly SHHHHHHH him like he's been doing to her.

I'm surprised she hasn't thrown Dick in his face. Not his own dick but Evil Dick and how he played on emotion and still won the game. That there's NO RIGHT SINGLE WAY TO PLAY. Rachel is getting frustrated and just D.U.N.

Rachel wants him to stop acting "ridiculous" and "crazy" and to "stop yelling and lecturing me". She FINALLY gets up and wants to leave the room and Brendon just can't believe she's about to do that. She comes back telling him that he's driving her "insane" and FINALLY tells him he's just as emotional as her. He does NOT deny it and he better fucking not.

She comes back to him, holds his hands and BLAH BLAH BLAH. They make up like they always do. Talking about how they can't act like this when they deal with "real life marriage stuff" after the game. LOL!

Upstairs Daniele is spilling something to Kalia. Telling her that Porsche can't know because she'll spill it to the house and that Shelly can only know certain things. I came into them talking about how this person can't win HOH and can't win POV. Then Porsche comes up and asks them if they opened up her beer. She says no one in the house is admitting to opening her beer. LOL! She presents her problem to Daniele and Kalia and both just tell her to just drink it and stop being "retardoooo".

Now they talk about pulling "one of them" between Shelly or Adam. Daniele says Big Brother is a numbers game... PERIOD. She says "for the next 2 weeks" that they HAVE to get HOH. Um, I'll have to see it to believe it. At first Daniele wanted the house power to shift in her favor but now she doesn't want to let go of that power. BITCH POWER HUNGRY!

She then says that if they get Jeff out that the rest of the game is EASY and she uses her hand as a plane flying through the air. She says HER targets for the next 2 weeks is Jeff and Adam. In that order. Now Daniele mentions in the mix of Rachel, Porsche or Kalia HAVE HAVE HAVE to win HOH. It seems Daniele has filled in Kalia on her "deal" with Rachel. That they are going to drag and pull Rachel further down the game to use for their benefit.

Rachel seems like the type to put up Jeff and Jordan next week if she wins HOH. I just can't picture her putting up Daniele. I know! Daniele got rid of Brendon TWICE but I just don't see Rachel putting her up. It's INSANE. Rachel will go personal and most likely either go after Porsche and Shelly or Jeff and Jordan. Daniele is loving her position in the game now. Porsche returns with beers and Daniele just can't stop talking and saying "blah blah blah" about what's going to happen in the game and what they need to do. Daniele can't stop smiling. I so wanted Daniele's team to SUFFER this week. SO FUCKING BADLY!

Downstairs, outside, by the hammock, Jeff, Jordan, Brendon and Adam talk. Brendon is once again trying to sell Adam on the idea of working with them and voting with them all to keep Brendon. Brendon tries to scare Adam into Daniele controlling the house and "mopping them all up" or something like that in the comps. Hopefully Adam takes him up on this since Jeff couldn't get him on their side last night.

Don't forget Adam already promised his vote to Shelly sometime last night. That he would vote for her... hopefully he just said "vote for you" because this could mean 2 very different things. Vote her out or vote to keep her, key words. I'll vote for you this week. LOL!

I can't tell if Adam is taking them up on this offer but he's so non giving answers and just talking in broken sentences. While Daniele celebrates her eventful win with her minions Brendon is doing A DAMN GOOD JOB at figuring out that Daniele wants all the men out of this game. That he goes this week, Jeff next week and if Jeff uses POV then Adam goes up and out. Adam tries to throw that POV matters more so now then HOH but Jeff disagrees.

Adam makes a comment about how "what's Lawon going to do for you in this game" so Brendon says "well what's Shelly going to do for you in this game". LOL! Take that Adam! Hopefully Adam gets conned into keeping Brendon by the Diary Room. Rachel comes outside and tells Brendon she left him a sassy goodbye message. All react that "they're doing that now" meaning the Diary Room is now calling people in for goodbye messages.

Jordan says they should scatter because Porsche just called to the Diary Room and they see Kalia walking past the sliding glass door to the kitchen. Adam doesn't care that he is seen talking with them and he says that's what Big Brother is all about. He seems to be having a good time with the All Star couples. Laughing and enjoying being part of them.

But now the conversation turns to how "funny" Jeff talks mean to Rachel and Adam justifies this by saying this is how sports coaches talk to their team. UM OKAY. Everyone cater to Jeff's fucked up way to talking to women. Even Jordan defends Jeff saying that's just how he talks to people he likes. UM WHOA WEIRDO!

Back upstairs Kalia and Daniele toast with their filled wine glasses to them being happy in the Big Brother game. REMEMBER THAT FEELING IF YOU'RE ON THE BLOCK TOGETHER NEXT WEEK. They both agree that Brendon is so not being a "douche" this time around and that Kalia wants to leave a nice goodbye message. Daniele again promises that Rachel won't trash talk about them behind their back. UM SURE THING.

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August 4, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 5. Brendon Evicted 5 to 2! Kalia Wins hoh... Jeff Won POV!

August 4th

HOLY GOOD GAWD FUCK. I'm Excused. What the FUCK is wrong with Rachel? And Brendon? You'd think Rachel would be over Brendon and look at him leaving as a way to finally be able to play this game on her own. She feels helpless. Alone. Worthless. The NEED for sympathy and pity she wants from the other houseguests are driving them ALL INSANE!!!

I never thought I'd say this but I'm Team Daniele again. Fuck Brendon and I hate to say it but "fudge" Rachel too. I can only hope she walks out of the game with him. Sore losers to the 1,000,000 degree.

Rachel has seen the loony doctor in the Dairy Room, that didn't help. She's gotten pep talk after pep talk and that didn't help. Even Jordan is fed up with Rachel. Jeff is at his wits end and PISSED the FUCK AWF that he can't rely on Rachel to help get Daniele out of the house. Even Shelly was at her last nerve with them. She knows and whats Rachel playing for her in the game. I get what Shelly is doing. She plays for people on their personal connections and lets them play for power while she stays in the background yet whispering in their ear what to do with that power. She wants people to play for her. To help get her to the end.

But again. I'm exhausted with this week and Brenchel's TORNADO of bullshit in the house. Just please both leave the house and game. Please.

I'm on team Daniele but NOT TEAM KALIA. Push that bitch aside and let Daniele move on through the game without her. BUT if Rachel stays, wins HOH and vows REVENGE on Daniele.. well then I'm on TEAM RACHEL AGAIN! BURN THE WITCH!

OMG! Brendon got voted out... like TOTAL SHOCKER right? But what was really shocking was the 2nd vote to evict Jordan. It was Porsche! And then the live HOH comp. Rachel basically fell apart and fucked up on the competition she won last year. Rachel is damn good at this comp and she fucked it up because of a dick. Literally.

Rachel didn't seem to care when she wasn't even looking up when Julie Chen read the rules. Rachel just seems to want to be a floater now and it could work with the new HOH... KALIA.

I know right? Her mouth that runs a mile a minute non fucking stop now has a pedestal to talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk until she feels that she needs to talk some more.

I can only assume Daniele is gleaming inside, as she should. Despite what I thought was going to be a game changing fuck up by targeting Jeff and her alliance week 3 is not really a factor anymore. Jeff probably still hates her but no one else seems to. Daniele once again has it damn good this week but sucks for her for all those one week deals she made. With Kalia in charge no one has to promise Daniele shit next week.

I suspect Daniele is going to heavily influence Kalia's nominations. We know Rachel is an obvious nominee but who's the other? Will Daniele USE Kalia's power to target Jeff once again? Or will the cast this week just send a destructive and weak Rachel to the jury House. It would be stupid to waste this week to take out someone who you hope would DOR so I would assume that Jeff will be the target this week. No one else in the house is really a prime target other than Jeff.

Time to break up the other couple! I actually don't mind Jeff leaving this week. Buh bye Jeff!

As the night progresses we find out Jordan and Rachel are pissed that Kalia won. Kalia can sense many people in the hous are not happy with her winning, she just "can't understand it. REALLY BITCH? Jeff, Jordan and Rachel all believe America is on their side and that this week is going to be a waste for Kalia. That whoever leaves will just come right back. Rachel seems like she is starting to get back into game mode.

Now one crazy thing is Porsche had the chance to try to eliminate Kalia in the HOH comp but she didn't have to so she didn't. She put up Jeff versus Shelly. Why? FUCK if I know. I wanted her to put Kalia up against someone against her to make it harder for Kalia to win HOH but Porsche just didn't do it.

This move, whether it was planned or not, was good for her and bad for her. Jordan, Jeff and Rachel are pissed off with her for doing it, for not thinking ahead about it. Daniele and her side of the house love Porsche for doing it. So Porshce's game at the moment, this week is SOLID. She isn't getting nominated. She's in a good spot. She's a vote needed to get out someone that Kalia and Daniele want out.

Shelly on the other hand is in trouble. Daniele and Kalia are onto her but may not use this week to take her out. They will most likely use her for a vote in their favor on top of striking a deal. Now here's the strange thing. Daniele is pushing for Jeff NOT to be targeted this week.
Daniele knows now that someone is coming back due to Julie Chen telling the houseguests on the live show that someone was so she's unsure of how they are coming back. She feels that if this week, yet again, if Jeff or Jordan are taken out that they will just come back in.

Even Jeff and Jordan know this. They are not afraid of going on the block this week or being evicted. They both fully understand how America loves them and how they just can't do wrong in the eyes of Allison Grodner, the show's HEAD WITCH, as well as in America's eyes. They have ZERO fears this week.

But they don't know that whoever leaves this week doesn't come back with America's Vote. They will have to "battle" another evicted houseguest to come back in the game. Will it be a fixed game that Allison Grodner controls who wins and returns? Most likely. The show decides who of the first four evicted houseguests gets a chance to return and the show will get to decide who comes back in the game due to the style or type of live competition. This show is just fixed and geared for certain people to win and that's just the truth. But enough of my conspiracy theories.

Back to the house. Shelly is talking with Kalia. Shelly is already working on the side with power. Bonding with Kalia over how Rachel gives them "dirty looks". Shelly just says she gets it too just to relate when she really doesn't. Kalia gets words of encouragement and "you should be excited about it" in terms of winning HOH. Shelly... you good but you ain't THAT good. Your shit stinks and people are looking at how you play this game. Stop acting like you're getting away with the shit you're pulling.

Whoa.. now I'm finding out why Shelly is up Kalia and Daniele's ASS. Shelly slipped up in her conversation with Daniele a few minutes ago. She mentioned that her "side" was never coming after Daniele. Shelly just made it known she was on a "side" when Shelly has always wanted to come off as neutral. When Shelly talked with Daniele she mentioned Dominic to get in with Daniele's emotional aspect and Shelly showered Daniele with compliments in terms of how well she's doing in the game. How she isn't in a "bad" place right now.

But then Shelly FUCKS up again by telling Daniele that she needs to make her one person alliance bigger, I'm guessing by including Shelly in without saying 'add me'. Shelly goes on to say that Kalia may target her meaning Daniele because Daniele is now being seen to be in a good place in the game. Not coming after her this week but later on. Shelly already trying to pit Kalia and Daniele against each other. NOT GONNA WORK. Shelly... stop talking, you're fucking up your game. Pull back. Right now she's in the kitchen being a chatter box. Talking to Jeff, Kalia, Lawon, whoever is there. Talking about random shit. SHUT THE HELL UP. Shelly is nervous, tapping the counter, drinking coffee. Smiles BIG when Kalia walks around her.

Okay, gotta go to bed. The real shit and juicy information won't happen until Kalia's HOH room tour is over with and Daniele and Kalia talk late night one on one. That's where the real conversation of the week matters. And I'll be asleep when it happens. Gots to make some BANK to pay the bills. I'll update more tomorrow afternoon.

Oh wait, looks like Kalia got her HOH room. I could give 2 shits about what she got or what her letter said. But Rachel did give Kalia props for winning this week and hanging on for so long last week in the HOh comp. Rachel seems to be accepting that she's going to be a target and most likely will think she's won POV already.

When Rachel leaves the HOH room Kalia and Daniele are super quick to start trash talking her. Daniele keeps pushing the "hate" Rachel stigma on Kalia and Kalia seems down with it. There's some talk about Shelly and what she's doing and her going up but the real targets are as suspected, Jeff and Rachel. They will discuss replacement nominees once POV is played and won. Still not sure who the target is or who Kalia really wants out of the game. Could she target Jeff but keep Rachel so that Daniele can have someone after her? Kalia has to get out who's best for her game, NOT Daniele's.

Okay, gotta go now.

August 5th

ALL RIGHT. Another DEPRESSING day in the Big Brother house. At least depressing for the people I was rooting for. I love All Star players and to watch them fall like SUPER HARD this past week and going into this week, well it's just horrible to watch.

Rachel seems to be coming out of her shell but remains timid, shy and reserved. She could completely flip this weekend if she wins POV and finds the taste of power again but we'll have to wait to see if that happens.

The Have Not competition has happened and the losers are Jordan, Jeff and Rachel. When the feeds returned after 2 and half hours plus time frame we get a HIGHLY emotional Jordan crying in the Have Not bedroom to Jeff. About the game, the Have Not comp results, what they had to drink- food blended challenge, and how Shelly didn't help them in the competition. Jordan just can't stop crying and Jeff is there to help her by telling her to "let it all out".

What's funny is just a day or so ago Jordan was making fun of Rachel for breaking down in the game, for whatever the reason is, Jordan faulted Rachel for having too much emotion in the game. Now it's Jordan's turn.

Jordan has also finally figured out the game and how it is being played this year. How everyone, the floaters, are just coasting side to side like waves to the sides with power. How Daniele and Kalia are like Jessie and Natalie from her season and how the people between the All Stars and Daniele's side are just shifting back and forth. She can't stand it.

She just wants to escape the game for a single day. Jordan says that you, Jeff, and Rachel are going to get picked off and that she'll be left alone in the house with "them". Jordan says Porsche does "absolutely NOTHING" and hates how she walks around "half way dressed" and does nothing. She says they all do NOTHING and they just float.

Jeff tells her that if he leaves this week that he'll just be coming right back. So confident America will vote him back in but he has no idea about the "competition" on live television next Thursday night. Jordan says "it" is just so "stupid" and she says that she can't even trust Shelly anymore. It seems during the challenge Jeff was telling Shelly some answer and Shelly was "acting" as if she wasn't listening and it screwed up their All Star game at some point.

Kalia pulls Shelly upstairs in the HOH room and the TALK begins. The quick rundown is Shelly wants to work with Kalia and Daniele now. WTF? Shelly wants to know who the "fourth" member is. Kalia says Lawon because he'll be "easy to beat" later. Kalia also wants to know the week Dominic was evicted if Shelly was "down" with the plan to keep Dominic but finds out through Porsche that Shelly has no interest in keeping Dominic. So Shelly defends herself and I JUST DON'T CARE what Shelly has to say. It's all LIES!

Later Jeff and Jordan talk with Kalia. Kalia makes it known Rachel is her target... well Daniele told Kalia to think that way so she is thinking that way. Now Kalia tells them that Jordan will NOT be the replacement nominee this week, that Kalia is sticking to her word about never nominating Jordan. So Jeff, being told he's this week's pawn against Rachel, still pisses them both off. They believe that whether it be Rachel or Jeff leaving this week, that they ARE coming back with a 'venegence" and that they will be coming after Kalia.

Jeff is starting to get PISSED OFF. So is Jordan. She says she's already in a bad mood today and she just wants to get up and leave the chat. She's upset her "friend" Kalia is going to put up her MAN. Jordan stands up telling Kalia the TRUTH that if Rachel gets off with POV that "you're just going to put up a pawn and then he's going to go". She says that you guys are after Rachel and Jeff, that they will take out whoever doesn't win POV. Jordan just doesn't want to hear Kalia's warped version of what's going to happen when she already knows what's going to happen.

Jordan starts getting emotional saying that you, Kalia, are putting up 2 big targets and one of them is coming back and you're going to have 2 people after you. Kalia is trying to get some words in but can't. Kalia finally says whoever she puts up will be angry and Jordan continues saying that she should just put up pawns and get rid of the "dead weight", people who most likely don't have a chance coming back.

Jordan leaves and Jeff apologizes saying Jordan is in a bad mood. Kalia understands and tells Jeff that she just wanted to talk with them to tell him that he isn't the target but Jeff once again puts it out there that if Rachel takes herself off that he's the target. Jeff wants Kalia to ADMIT that that would be the new plan if Rachel wins POV. Jeff just wants Kalia to be honest and say that he is the next target after Rachel. She keeps downplaying it like it won't happen.

Now Jeff is starting to ge pissed the fuck off. Jeff says that "KNOW that when I take myself off that you're my number one target". Kalia is quick to say she already thinks Jeff was her number one target to begin with. NOPE, it was Daniele. Jeff says that IF he comes back that he is back to "take you out". Kalia tries to talk but Jeff stands up saying that there are a bunch of people in this house that are "floating around" and that he doesn't deserve to go home. WHAT? You haven't done ANYTHING this game. Your girlfriend won HOH. You haven't done SHIT!

If anything Jeff, you're floating in the All Star alliance. Jeff says for her Kalia not to give him a "bullshit line" that she wants him to play in the veto to make sure Rachel goes home. He tells her that "you're your own person" and implies that Daniele is making her do this. Kalia claims it is her "own decision, it's me, me". BUT NOT EVEN I BELIEVE THAT. Kalia is so desperate for Daniele's approval that she'll do whatever Daniele wants this week. Jeff is calling her out on it and Kalia downplays that that is not the case.

Kalia claims that Jeff was going to put her up if he won HOH and he WAS but he denies it. Saying that had he won HOH that he would have kept to his word with Daniele and not put her up when that's A LIE, he was going to go back on his word. So I have to side with Kalia here. She's onto him but is being like super duper nice about it while Jeff starts raising his voice telling her again and again that she is his number one target now. That she doesn't have to do this, that she needs to stop listening to people's "bullshit" and to just put up floaters. Which is what she isn't going to do.

Jeff says that "they haven't done DICK SHIT". He repeats it but let me think... what has Jeff won? NOTHING! So anyways, Jeff leaves angry and we wait to see Kalia's reaction. Is she going to flip him off when the door closes? Is she going to roll her eyes? Is she going to say WHATEVAS!

She just sits there thinking, putting her face in her ugly ass palm. Thinking... that maybe she is doing Daniele's dirty deeds. Knowing that Daniele has been their target and with this move that Daniele told her to do is putting her game in a bad position. Kalia should just appease Jeff and Jordan, keep them off the block and ask for safety next week, put up SHELLY against Rachel and watch Shelly as someone who's on the block at this point in the game. See if Shelly is really a different person if put on the block. And by doing this Kalia would see how much of a "friend" Daniele is by doing something Daniele didn't want. Or Porsche against Rachel would be AWESOME!

Wait.. I think at one point Daniele said to not put up Jeff knowing that he would go home and that he would come back but I think she made it known that she would be happy with either Jeff or Rachel leaving this week.

Nominations going on right now... I'm sure Kalia is going to put up Rachel and Jeff and beg for Daniele to thank her for doing "good".

August 5th Part 2

Rachel and Jeff are nominated! When the feeds came back Rachel is seen crying and bawling in the Have Not talking to Jordan. She's upset because "they" keep "taking digs at me" after all that she's been through. She says Shelly pulled her in the other room and Jeff came in to shut the door and told her that no one wants to hear her "shit".

Rachel also REALIZES that she's only there to play for 2nd place. That she has no chance in winning. That she has to fight every fucking week and win every POV because she's going to be nominated every week and she has to win HOH every other week ... FOR WHAT? For $50,000 dollars. She says no one will vote for her. Jordan says she will and tells Rachel over and over again not to walk out, that you'll look "stupid" for doing that.

Upstairs in the HOH room Daniele is sitting on HER HOH BED while Kalia mopes on the couch. It's pretty quiet between them. Daniele is eating grapes I think but telling Kalia how sorry she is, over and over. Saying how her and Kalia are going to be in a "bad situation" next week if one of the evicted houseguests come back. Kalia keeps saying it's "okay" but her face doesn't say that. Kalia says "it's only a game" and Daniele says it as well.

Now they talk about Rachel . Kalia now starts getting emotional after Daniele uses the family card to tell Kalia that "your family is proud of you". Kalia says she stands by her choices and she wants to get to the end on her terms and wants people to give her the money because she deserves it. She says she is fine with going home in a few weeks but she wants to have done something. Daniele "gets it" that they are upset for being on the block.

Kalia is not amused at "how" they got angry. I guess they have to get angry on Kalia's terms. BITCH. Daniele also brings up how "immature" Rachel was outside and how she was annoying Daniele. Kalia finally tells Daniele how they were "yelling" at her and threatening her before nominations.

Downstairs Rachel is getting talked down by Jordan to not leave and to NOT talk to Kalia in the HOH room. Rachel felt the nomination speech was very personal against her. Jeff encourages her to go upstairs while Jordan tells her not to. Jeff wants to start shit. He's sick of walking on "egg shells". Jordan says to Adam, Shelly and Lawon that "everyone is playing to whoever has power" type speech.

Rachel is upset that "how" she got nominated. Jeff says he loves how lines are drawn and there's sides and he's ready to go to battle. He once again says he wants to go to war and that neither him or Rachel are leaving this week. UM OKAY! Jeff gives his "war" rant speech to Adam and Lawon. They say nothing but laugh and "i understand perfectly". Kalia is listening from the doorframe of the HOH bed while Daniele lays down on HER HOH BED.

Kalia is now telling Daniele all what Jeff just said downstairs. Well Kalia, you thought you were going to have a fun week and have no one mad at you for wanting to get out Rachel. You thought you could use Jeff and Jordan as "pawns" and that they would LOVE YA FOR IT! That everyone else in the house would be happy that Rachel was going home and that you and Daniele wouldn't get nominated by anyone next week if Rachel had gone home. WELL FUCK YOU KALIA. This is not how Big Brother works. You got your war that you didn't know you started. Daniele knew... but you didn't. Can't wait to watch you BURN... you know, at some point. Maybe not next week but soon.

Oh what would be better if Daniele DOUBLE CROSSED you and sent you home at some point. Let's say you survive and get so far with Daniele and then she stabs you in the back knowing she couldn't win against you in the final 2. LOL! Oh GLORIOUS SWEET BACKSTABBING REVENGE! Kalia has it coming, at some point in this game.

Kalia talks to Daniele in the HOH about how she has "amazing friends" and how she doesn't care if Jeff and Jordan don't trust her after this game. BLAH BLAH BLAH! Kalia then says that if Rachel starts following her around and getting in her face that she will pull her in the Diary Room and threaten to punch her in the face and then leave the game. UM SURE THING KALIA. Um... we ALL believe you'll do just that. STUPID TWAT CUNT BITCH.

Downstairs Jeff laughs in the bathroom with Jordan about Jordan keeping Rachel on a "tight leash" from doing things in the house. They encourage her to be Evil Dick in the house but Rachel laughs at doing that saying she doesn't know how.

Kalia continues to HIDE in her HOH room with Daniele. Kalia now says that "none of the girls" were not liked and every girl in the final 2 were "hated", Daniele included. Kalia says "you fight to be here and you fight to stay here". Kalia at least gives Rachel and Jordan props that this game could work out in their favor at some point. Kalia who's so ready to POP a bitch is HIDING in her HOH room. Stupid beast of a bitch. Stay in your hole.

Kalia hopes the POV isn't physical because it will make it that much harder for her to win it. She then says that it's okay if Jeff wins POV because she really wants Rachel out. Of course she only says she wants Rachel out more so because Daniele just said it. Now Kalia is calling Jordan "home girl" for how Jordan is acting with Kalia targeting Jeff. UM OKAY, bitch. You go after someone's loved one, you're going to get pissed. Kalia says "it's fucking over" regarding the backdoor Jeff plan that didn't work. She's coming off like she's sick and tired of trying to please Jordan saying her deal was with Jordan, not Jordan and her man. Daniele says that they are in an indoor lockdown all night because during the nomination ceremony time frame when they were waiting outside they had tarps on the POV set up. That they are building something big.

What's funny is Kalia has still not mentioned to Daniele why she didn't include Kalia in her deals last week. NOt that she needs it but she has to know Daniele was only looking out for her one. Now they get nervous watching Jeff talk with Adam and Shelly. Kalia makes it known she's worried what's being talked about.

Downstairs Jeff says he's now targeting floaters? WHATEVAS! Adam tells Jeff when Shelly walks out that if he plays for POV and wins it that he's going to take off Jeff with it. That he says "no offense" that he's not there to play for Daniele or "them" upstairs. Jeff thanks him but says he has to win it for himself.

KALIA IS CRYING NOW! Daniele says "what's wrong now?" She gets up from the bed and comforts her. Rubbing her back. Telling "you're doing a good job" but not really saying "for my game Kalia cause I don't give a fuck what happens to you girl". Daniele says she hit rock bottom during her season and how she cried for hours. Daniele isn't shedding a tear here at all. She tells Kalia it's not easy and that she needs to be really strong. Daniele is giving her a pep talk about how she's doing good last week and this week. Kalia has been in a fetal position BAWLING, CRYING SUPER FUCKING HARD.

Kalia says she had to "let that out or I was going to scream". Daniele says "we're halfway there' when she really is saying "I'M HALFWAY THERE". Daniele says that there's going to be 2 of them left and one of them is going to be Jordan. Daniele says that once "they are gone" she says "who am I going to go after" saying how she likes all these people. Kalia didn't have to target Rachel and Jeff. They had beef with Daniele and she should have gone after the people who she felt she couldn't win against aka Shelly! But Kalia is doing what Daniele wants. Daniele knows EVERY ALL STAR is after her for waht she did to screw up their game. She wants them all out TO BENEFIT HER, ONLY DANIELE, MEEEEE!

Kalia is an idiot. She's getting used to save Daniele's game. Kalia is pathetic. Kalia should have just made her pitch to Daniele that she feels that this other person needs to go. She would have pleased Jeff, Jordan and Rachel to some degree for jury votes and she would have had Daniele and the All Stars still gunning after each other and not so much her. But she played Daniele's game and she's going to get used by Daniele and ditched at the side when Daniele is done with her. Can't wait to tell Kalia TOLD YOU SO BITCH.

August 7th

Real quick update. Porsche or Adam to be nominated when Jeff pulls himself off with POV. Kalia is waiting for Jeff and Jordan to talk to her in the HOH room sometime this weekend to get a better idea who to nominate. Shelly has told Jeff and Jordan that Kalia doesn't know who to put up. Rachel still having some major down moments but then bounces back super quick. There's an outdoors wedding on the studio lot where Big Brother is filmed, the houseguests on an indoor lockdoor because of it. Too many "songs" that the show can't broadcast. If Porsche goes up expect Adam and Shelly to vote out Porsche! If Adam goes up expect Rachel to be evicted. Hopefully Kalia doesn't figure this out. Daniele has also told Porsche that if she goes up that she has 4 solid votes, Shelly- not really, Daniele, Lawon and Adam- not really.

August 6th

So... POV finally happened early early morning. When the feeds came back.. we see Jeff SMILING SUPER BIG. Jeff won POV! Rachel is sad. Kalia is scared but trying to be like all FAKE about it telling Jeff he did a good job and all. There's no fighting or bullying from Jeff towards Kalia. Everyone seems fine in the house. But when people go behind closed doors the real conversations begin.

Jeff and Jordan celebrate Jeff winning POV in the Have Not bedroom. Jeff is talking again about how Kalia can go fuck herself and that all three of them are staying and that Rachel is coming back and she has 3 people after her. Jeff now wonders who will go up. Jordan feels like she's going up and she's fine with leaving and coming back. Jordan doesn't want to go upstairs and find out she's going up because she says she will GO AWF on Kalia.

Rachel comes into the Have Not bedroom from a Diary Room session and she says it was "motivational". Jeff says that this week is a "special week" and that none of them are leaving. Rachel can't understand what happened to her in terms of playing competitions. She tells them she's sorry for not winning HOH because had she won they wouldn't be in this mess.

Upstairs Kalia talks with Lawon. Not sure what about. The feeds keep switching back and forth between their conversation and Jeff's Have Not bedroom talk. What I get from the HOH talk is that Lawon is trying to tell Kalia that no matter what Kalia does that Jeff and Jordan will still come after her and be mad at her. That she can't fix this or correct this. That they need time to get over "this". It looks like she's thinking about putting up Jordan and Lawon is almost pushing her into doing it.

Back down in the Have Not bedroom Rachel talks about being so "negative" and she's not like this in the real world. They talk about who would go up. They hope Lawon or Porsche but Rachel doesn't think Daniele will LET Porsche be put up. Jeff feels like if the right person goes up that Rachel could stay. They count the votes if Lawon is put up. Shelly, Adam, Jeff and Jordan. But then they say Kalia may put up Shelly to ensure that Rachel goes. The vote would be a tie with Porshce not going against Daniele and Kalia would break it sending Rachel home. Too many options for them to think about.

Jeff leaves and Jordan tells Rachel that she doesn't want to go upstairs to talk to Kalia to be told that she's going up because she will get up and tell Kalia to "go fuck yourself'. LOL! Rachel keeps pushing how bad she is making her game by crying, feeling bad for herself. She realizes what she's doing but can't stop and wants to just be happy and to be positive.

Daniele and Porsche talk in the Candy Room. It looks like Daniele is working Porsche OUT. By giving her compliments and talking to her.. cause you know Daniele never really acknowledged her in the beginning. She asks Porsche what she would have done had she won HOH this week and she says she would have pissed off the All Stars by putting up Jeff and Jordan. WHAT?!?!?! BITCH gotta alot talk in her but I need to see her do something to believe her ugly mouth.

Back to the HOH room Kalia is telling Lawon that she is NOT going to put up Jordan. She wants everyone to look back at this game and know what she said that she meant. She says you can ask everyone in the house and they all would mention this "not nominate Jordan" deal that Kalia has been bitching about and she says everyone will hold it against her if she goes against that deal. She says again that she said she would NEVER put Jordan up on the block.

Lawon tells Kalia to just come downstairs. Don't lock yourself away in the HOH. Just come downstairs and sit down. Now she says that Shelly and Adam are somewhat staying away from her meaning that they wanted her to do this "power move" but now she wonders where are they when she goes downstairs. That when she does go downstairs that all she does is hang out with Daniele and Lawon.

Kalia heads downstairs and starts talking about "catfish" with Jeff, Rachel, Shelly and Adam. Everyone is fine with each other for the time being. No mean insults thrown around. Just talking about random stuff.

August 7th Part 2

HOLY FUCK! Porsche to be evicted this MUTHA FUCKING THURSDAY! Shelly is responsible! It's not offical yet but there's a 98 percent chance it's going to happen.

So here's what started this plan. Shelly found out earlier today that Porsche has been running her mouth on "everything we're saying" to Daniele and Kalia. DON'T PISS OFF SHELLY. Not sure how Shelly found out but she knows about Porsche and her shifting to whoever has power this week.

So around 6:50pm-ish today Shelly is laying in the hammock and then gets up to mess with the outdoors windows. Kalia walks outside and Shelly tells her that she has an "idea" and how she has been thinking about it. It seems like they had talked earlier and maybe Kalia is the one who told Shelly about Porsche running her mouth. Kalia had just came from the Diary Room and was told the exact wording about this week's returning player game which helped change her decisions for the week. The whole time she and Daniele thought that someone had the chance to come back in the house... not the game but the Diary Room corrected Kalia by saying someone is coming back in the game.

Shelly pitches her idea about putting Porsche on the block. What she's NOT telling Kalia is that she WANTS Porsche EVICTED. She's telling Kalia what she needs to believe that putting up Porshce and possibly keeping Rachel isn't such a bad thing. The threat of a "strong" player like Rachel coming back with revenge on their mind is a strong possibility. That if Porsche leaves that the house including Rachel, Jeff and Jordan won't be "mad" at Kalia anymore and move forward without "targeting" Kalia. Kalia LIKE THIS, SHE LIKE IT LOTS!

Shelly is laying it on thick how Porsche is all about "switching" sides to the people with POWER. Shelly uses the example of how Porsche is "using" the excuse that Rachel didn't "thank" Porsche for her vote to keep Brendon last week as something to take to the other side of the house who has power this week. That Porsche will switch back to the shifting power and suddenly forget what happened the previous week and be upstairs with the new power "shunning" Kalia.

Shelly calls this a 'brillant" idea and Kalia is liking it HARDCORE. Shelly tries to uses Daniele's possible negative reaction against Daniele by telling Kalia that a "true" friend should back up Kalia's new plan and not go against it. Shelly has Kalia where she wants her. Into believing that Kalia is BRILLANT for coming up with this plan. She coaches her how to talk to Daniele. Shelly plays on the FAKE idea that Kalia, Daniele and her have a final 3 deal. Kalia believes this deal is for real.

They end the talk with Kalia going inside. Shelly laughs "my work here is done" and keeps chuckling to herself on the outside couches. Kalia has gone to the Candy Room to grab Daniele to talk in the HOH room.

So their talk starts and Daniele is NOT LIKING IT. Kalia's pitch is that she doesn't know if Porshce is "really with us until the power shifts again". How she's heard lies and 'changed" stories that Porsche has said from different people. Daniele's point is that she doesn't like this plan, does NOT want to work with Rachel and that Rachel is coming after her, Daniele, no matter what because she was the one who took out Brendon.

Kalia is passionate about this plan. She wants to make a deal with Rachel into keeping her and getting rid of Porsche. They do debate whether Rachel has Jeff and Jordan on their side. Daniele can't understand why Kalia is so "scared" that Jeff and Rachel but Kalia says that she doesn't want to be a target for the rest of the game. She says she feels like she's playing this game "like a fucking duo again" in terms of playing this game for her and Daniele.

Kalia says the benefit of this plan is that THEY are not coming for us if the plan works. Kalia says that "ever week we are battling for our lives" in this game and how it doesn't have to be like this. Shelly had also told her how "floaters" are coasting through this game and Kalia is JEALOUS of that type of game and wants that easy going feeling. She understands that the floaters are letting the big DAWGS in the house go after each other.

Kalia tells Daniele that she's looking at the numbers of who they gain from this plan versus who they loose aka Porsche. Kalia would rather lose a sketchy Porsche to gain Jeff, Jordan, Rachel on "her" side. Daniele is just upset because HER plan of getting Rachel out through Kalia's HOH is not working now. Daniele says "what was the point of this entire week" if they do this new plan. Kalia JUST told Daniele that this idea WAS HERS! It was Shelly's actually.

Kalia is getting frustrated herself by saying "my HOH" from time to time. YEAH WITCH, IT'S KALIA'S HOH! Kalia is actually standing her ground against Daniele and believes that this plan is BRILLANT. A KICK ASS jab is now thrown. Daniele brings up how next week people turn on each other when they get the chance which causes Kalia to point blank ask Daniele if she would turn on her. Daniele was like "so what now you don't trust me". Kalia says what if you decide to take me out? GOOD POINT! Shelly did warn Kalia that Daniele could get rid of Kalia at some point if she feels like she can't win against her in the final 2.

Daniele tries to throw last week's HOH deals in Kalia's face but Kalia is VERY MUCH well aware that those deals were just for Daniele, NOT Kalia. Kalia says this and how she's doing this deal and new plan to BETTER THEIR GAME. Daniele then says that Kalia makes it seem like Daniele is only playing for herself. She says this because Kalia brings up how people in this house see her as being in Daniele's shadow, doing what Daniele wants. Kalia makes it known that "this is a huge game move" and "her decision".

Another great point brought up is Daniele tries to throw it in Kalia's face about what has Rachel done for us in this game. Kalia throws it back at Daniele about Porsche, what the hell has Porsche done for us in this game? BITCH WITCH, right back at ya! Daniele then THREATENS Kalia saying that just because Porsche goes up doesn't mean she's going home. Kalia asks "well then you're going against the plan". Daniele says "no" and then sighs in frustration. Kalia says she wont' do anything about this new plan until she talks to the right people and Kalia gets what she needs out of them.

FINALLY Daniele says after a long silence that she wants to go downstairs and that they will talk later. Kalia buries her face in her hands for a bit right after. Kalia then gets up saying "well, she's pissed". Minutes later Kalia goes and grabs Shelly and pulls her up to the HOH room. She runs by her chat with Daniele to Shelly who again pushes that this decision is to better Kalia's game, not Daniele's. Not to play Daniele's game using her HOH. Kalia does bring up Daniele's threats about keeping Porsche.

Soon after Shelly goes to get Jeff to talk to Kalia while Kalia PISSES in the HOH room. Downstairs Shelly is talking whispering a mile a minute that HER plan to get out Porsche this week is in effect and for Jeff to just agree with Kalia not to go after her and to target floaters. Jeff agrees, talks with Kalia and does just that. Their conversation wasn't important to recap but the main thing is Kalia got it from Jeff that if he gets HOH next week he's going after floaters. How he's sick of them fucking up the game and turning the BIG DAWGS against each other.

They end their chat and Jeff goes downstairs to the kitchen where Shelly is. He says "dude, where did that come from" and Shelly laughs smiling BIG that it was ALL HER. So Jeff then goes and tells Jordan about the idea that Porsche may be going up but Jordan doesn't believe that will happen. Here Jeff makes it known that he's still going after Kalia next week if Porsche leaves. The plan is to still keep Rachel and evict Porsche.

Kalia goes to the Diary Room to talk. She has to get their say on this. You KNOW the Diary room is down for replacing a floater or a BORING player like Porsche with Dominic or Brendon or Cassi. They are so going to help Kalia believe that this idea is BRILLANT.

So Kalia comes out, goes back to the hammock to talk to Shelly and Shelly continues to push HER plan on Kalia. Kalia still loves it but understands there are risks and she doesn't want to piss off Daniele. She wants a compromise that the plan will make her and Daniele both happy.

Kalia goes inside and finds Daniele and Rachel talking in the kitchen. Just before Kalia came in she asks Rachel why she is making deals with everyone in the house if she's so confident she's coming back if she's evicted. Rachel says she isn't making deals with everyone, that she's alone and she's getting teary eyed thinking about Brendon. So Kalia broke up their talk and then asks Daniele is she's still mad and they go upstairs to talk.

Downstairs Shelly pulls Jordan into the storage room and tells her about HER plan on getting Porsche up on the block. Jordan has her hand over her mouth and can't contain her laughter and happiness. They are both jumpign up and down celebrating this. Shelly says that Jeff already knows but that Jordan CAN'T tell Rachel. Jeff comes in and they scatter but laughign hard. Jeff leaves them and they get back to talking but then Rachel walks in finding them. Shelly is quick to turn the laughing celebrating fun into them looking for the wine and beer and hiding them. Rachel seems confused but plays along.

Back upstairs Daniele pushes how she doesn't think this is a good idea but long story short she is FINALLY down with the plan to put up Porsche. She starts finding out why Kalia is sketchy about Porsche. Now Daniele says to use Porsche's tatics against her by saying that she is the ONLY option to go on the block. To tell Porshce that she, Kalia, has a deal with Lawon, that it's Adam's birthday week so he's not going up plus he's been up twice already, that Shelly has already been up, that Jordan isn't an option, Jeff has POV and that Daniele is NOT going up so that leaves Porsche.

Daniele keeps talking and talking hoping something will stick and change Kalia's mind but Kalia so far hasn't changed her mind.

So that's it for tonight. Now we wait for Kalia to tell Porsche either tonight or tomorrow morning that she's going up on the block but telling her how "safe" she is! LOL!

August 8th

Okay, like real quick. Last night Lawon went up to the HOH to talk with Daniele and Kalia and her MUTHA FUCKING VOLUNTEERED TO GO UP ON THE MUTHA FUCKING BLOCK! Over Porsche! Kalia took his offer. She makes one less enemy with Porsche and allows for Lawon's STUPID ASS to go up on the block. I suspect Daniele was behind this decision.

The next morning Kalia slept on the idea and still loved it. Daniele gets to keep another "strong" player Porsche on her side and Daniele continues to push the "hate" Rachel stigma on Porsche. Daniele is drying it in Porsche's head.

POV ceremony comes and Lawon is replaced with Jeff. Now I did forget to mention that Shelly was told by Kalia that Lawon volunteered to go up so she took him up on the offer and figured it was better than Shelly's Porsche idea. Shelly couldn't believe it. Her MASTERPLAN blew up in her face but she's happy that Kalia put up anyone from her "side" of the house up against Rachel.

So Shelly starts to tell Adam, Jeff and Jordan this news and they all knew before the POV ceremony. Shelly even told Rachel at some point today that she is responisble for getting a pawn up on the block for her, Adam, Jeff and Jordan to vote out to keep Rachel in the game. Rachel is very thankful to Shelly and starts feeling a bit more happy about this week.

Now here's the WEIRD part. Lawon is suppose to be "angry" with the replacement nominee surprise and is suppose to go around the house being upset about the whole thing, trashing Daniele and Kalia and threatening to others that he will go after them if he stays this week. Shelly is onto him since Kalia already told her the truth so she tells the other people on her side the truth about Lawon so Lawon just looks like an IDIOT!

So as far as the rest of the week goes. Adam, Shelly, Jeff and Jordan are set on voting out Lawon. They want the power to shift in their favor. Next week only Daniele and Porsche will be fighting for HOH. They want the power to shift back to their side after 2 weeks.

Daniele is already setting up next week with Porsche to win HOH. She's already got Porsche gunning for Rachel next week. Daniele controlled Kalia's nominations and had Kalia thinking that her main target had to be Rachel so Daniele has Porsche saying that if she gets HOH next week that she will be gunning after Rachel. FUCK DANEILE is manipulative! I'm so jealous!

Not sure what else can happen this week. Rachel is staying as of today. Hopefully she doesn't fuck this one up. The only drama that can unfold is Porsche finding out she almost went up on the block and that Shelly was behind it. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

August 9th

Well... today was BORING! That's why no big updates. No real shifts in power or in the game. Daniele and Porsche have been TWAT CENTRAL bitching and moaning about every aspect of the game and the players, mostly Rachel. People are just getting on each other's nerves at this point in the game. But don't worry Jordan and Rachel have been just as TWATTY right back but of course not to each other's faces towards Daniele and Porsche. Those four really need to fight it out.

And don't worry about Rachel. She still thinks and talks about Brendon non fucking stop. You know you LOVE that part of Rachel, right? You long to hear about her cry about him, talk nothing but great things about him, it's almost like she's brainwashed into believing he's "perfect". It's scary. I think she would be more "human" if she just said one negative thing about him.

Rachel though continue to be game smart because she guessed this week's TWIST when talking with Jeff and Jordan. That one of the first four evicted houseguests would have to compete against Lawon to make it back in the house. She can only assume that her guess is correct depending on the altered schedule for Thursday's eviction show. Smart girl.

Rachel ALSO fucked up telling Kalia that if she got HOH next week that she WON'T put up Kalia or Daniele. Come on Rachel, that HAS to be a lie! It seems like Porsche may be becoming a bigger target for Rachel next week but hopefully Jeff will be in her ear to get out the right person.

And that's it. See you tomorrow.

August 10th

So just as midnight rolls around Rachel has been brought up to talk to Kalia and Daniele. Kalia does most of the talking about their new deal with working with Rachel after Thursday. That they claim they control the votes this week and that if THEY want Rachel to stay that THEY will make it happen. They really don't control the votes, only if it's a tie. Kalia thinks she has Shelly.

So anyways the deal is MADE. But there's problems and holes in the deal. Rachel tells them both that they are safe if Rachel wins HOH. That if the votes come back in Rachel's favor that the deal is ON. Kalia then threatens Rachel that if Rachel wins HOH and then puts up Daniele and Kalia that Kalia will be after her the rest of the game. UM SURE BITCH. You put Rachel up this week and tried to get her out this week but then once Jeff saved himself you were scared you didn't have the votes to get out Rachel.

The good thing Rachel did was when asked if she got HOH who her targets would be and she didn't tell them anything. She said that if she stays that they will talk. GOOD GIRL! They end their chat and Rachel leaves. The second the door closes Daniele is quick to trash the things Rachel said and how she said them. Daniele then told Kalia to stop talking so damn much because she feels Kalia is talking too much when she doesn't have to. CONTROL YOUR DOG DANIELE!

Rachel heads downstairs, stops outside to ask to talk to Adam for a private chat later and then heads for the have not bedroom where Jordan is. Shelly comes in soon after.

OMG Rachel LIED to both Shelly and Jordan when asked if they tried making a "deal" with you. All that needs to happen is Kalia will have to fuck up Rachel's game and expose her by telling Shelly that they made a deal with Rachel and everyone turns on Rachel... AGAIN! But Daniele earlier in the day told Kalia to stop telling Shelly everything because Daniele is onto Shelly and she doesn't want Kalia to let things slip in Shelly's direction.

Rachel just keeps lying and lying and she's NOT good at it. Shelly keeps questioning Rachel and saying "you just said this and then you said they said that" type conversation. Jordan wants Rachel to say if she wins HOH that next week that this week's votes will show Rachel who's really with you. Rachel does make it known that she doesn't trust Adam and she did request a one on one chat with Adam before she went into the Have Not bedroom.

Shelly makes it known that Kalia and her side "think" they can sway her vote but that they don't have her. AGAIN Rachel says they didn't say anything about a "deal". Rachel though keeps telling them that she's "so fucking confused" and Jordan and Shelly both want her to stop talking to Kalia and Daniele.

What's funny is when Rachel did talk to Kalia earlier yesterday in the HOH, Shelly, Jeff and Jordan did realize they were talking upstairs. And that's when they said that after Rachel takes out Daniele that they will take out Rachel. WHAT?!?! TWATS!

Back to the Have Not bedroom. Rachel says she wants to win HOH so bad so that she "can stick it to them". Shelly and Jordan both say that her going upstairs makes them both "really nervous" and Shelly jokes with Rachel that if she goes up there again that they will "vote her out". Shelly leaves. Jordan now coaches Rachel when she talks with Porsche.

OHHH SHIT, Jordan goes outside to talk to Jeff and Adam who are playing pool. She tells Rachel's LIE that they didn't even offer a deal to Rachel. That they said they control the votes and this made Jeff laugh and Adam smirked. Rachel comes outside and Jeff asks Rachel "what were you doing up there goofy" and she smiles saying she'll talk to him later.

Rachel then gives her spiel on the LIE of a HOH conversation and the main topic is where is Porsche's vote going this week. Jordan had already told Jeff that Rachel said Porsche was going to vote for her to stay this week. Jeff is ONTO Rachel questioning her conversation and how what she is saying isn't making any sense. And that this is the 2nd time she's been up in the HOH to talk with them.

Rachel AGAIN lies about how they were not trying to make a deal with her. DAMN IT! Stop lying! FUCK! At least Rachel saved herself that if she stays, wins HOH that she is GUN HO after Daniele and Kalia! YES! This will save her with the EPIC lie this week by showing her side that she is with them by putting their stupid asses up on the block next week.

Rachel goes inside and tells Jordan that Jeff is being "mean" to her and that she wants to go into the Diary Room. Jordan comes back outside and tells Jeff that Rachel thinks Jeff was being mean and Jeff doesn't want to her it. That he wants Rachel to go talk to Porsche about her vote and that he thinks she wants him to do it for her. He calls Rachel a "fucking loser" and a loose cannon and that she's acting like a "four year old".

Jordan IS STANDING UP TO JEFF telling him to watch his mouth, to calm down. Jeff of course doesn't listen to women and their demands so he continues ranting. Jeff just wants medication to control Rachel. That she spills information like him and Jordan voting for her to stay. Jordan laughs saying that she doesn't think Rachel likes Jeff because he's "mean" with her and Adam sides with Jeff saying he's just up front about things. Jordan now tells Jeff that he as to talk to her like a "baby" and how she is so "sensitive".

Jordan then says again how she asked Rachel if she made any deals and how Rachel said no. But that Shelly will get all the information later tonight. Adam, Jordan and Jeff move to the outside couches to talk. Adam says he needs to win HOH because after this week it will be shown who's side he's on. That he says Kalia, Daniele, Porsche or Lawon have not said a "fucking thing to me" because they think they "control me". Adam has chosen a side. Jordan and them all agree that keeping Rachel is good for them because it keeps a target in front of them.

Now they agree to LIE about Adam's vote next week if the vote is 4 to 2 evict Lawon. That they will all lie saying Adam voted their way and that Porsche LIED to them because Rachel said that she said she was voting for her to stay. LOL!

Jordan straight up asks Adam who he wants to put up if he wins HOH. He says Daniele and Kalia. Jordan of course loves this. Other people doing what she wants to happen. Jordan.. YOU win HOH and YOU put up those bitches.

Shelly comes outside from being up in the HOH and says that "they upstairs are all liars". Adam wants Shelly to talk first and Shelly, who's in a bad mood, tells them that they have to go first. They tell her about Porsche's "vote" and what they plan on doing if the vote is 4 to 2.

Shelly says she was downstairs doing dishes when she heard Lawon laughing up in the HOH room. So she went upstairs and in a round about way wants to know what's going on. She says Lawon is laughing when just yesterday he was "mad" he went up on the block. No one really told her anything except Kalia who told her she would talk to her tomorrow. Shelly is going on thinking that Lawon is some kind of America's Player and she feels like she's onto him. Always going in the Diary Room and hiding house items and claiming he's the only one bringing it up. When we all know Kalia and Daniele hid shit to fuck up people's HOH game.

The only thing Rachel can do to save herself is saying that Kalia and Daniele are lying about "the deal" and that they are making Rachel out to look like a liar. That's the ONLY way that Rachel can save herself this week. It doesn't matter if Kalia tells her about the deal, Rachel can claim it is a LIE and that Daniele took out her BOOKIE and why should she make a deal with THEM. Come on Rachel, keep LYING LYINGY LYING!

Now they trash Rachel for being out of control tonight and they want Adam to NOT tell Rachel she has his vote. UM YOU DUMB FUCKS, this will make her want to take the deal with Kalia and Daniele more so now making her believe that Kalia and Daniele actually do control the votes. IDIOTS. Jeff loves making Rachel "work for it" this week, like he DID the votes this week. Shelly actually put the WORK this week about the votes, NOT you Jeff!

Now Adam goes on a rant about how men are suppose to hairy and how he gets a little annoyed with Shelly asking him to shave his body. SHUT THE FUCK UP ADAM. Men can "manscape" and there is nothing wrong with it. Enough, I'm headed off the bed.

Can't wait until tomorrow when and if Shelly finds out from Kalia that a deal was made with Rachel because Kalia and Daniele told Rachel that NO ONE will know about this deal other than them three. Not even Porsche. If Rachel finds out Kalia LIED first when Shelly confronts her about the deal then Rachel can save herself this week with the dominant alliance in the house.

August 10th Part 2

Um... so did Rachel accept a deal or not because I thought she did. From what I watched I thought I saw and heard Rachel accept a deal from them... Kalia and Daniele. Well the deal was if she stayed in the house, which she is going to, that their deal was ON. And Rachel did LIE to everyone in the house about what she really talked about in the HOH room. But people online are saying she didn't make a deal.

I guess we'll find out in Tonight's LIVE EVICTION HOUSEGUEST RETURNING SHOW!

Other than that the entire day was boredom. Daniele did get a bit freaked out discovering that the twist was the first four evicted houseguests would have to battle this week's evictee with the winner coming back into the house. How these houseguests figure these twists out is beyond me. She's most afraid of Brendon coming back, Rachel staying and them both back together. It's like hitting the restart button with the All Stars and Daniele and Kalia's back to back HOH's were just a WASTE!

Daniele also suspects this week is another endurance comp but I don't think so. She also claims she'll win that one to. But remember there's other types of endurance comps, the ones where you have to haul large amounts of rope through holes or running back and forth filling up a tea cup with a tiny cup of water.

Other than that I just want Thursday's live show to come already. I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT for that episode! I'd be happy with Cassi, Dominic or Brendon coming back. More so Brendon. Dominic wouldn't be bad. Cassi not so much. Keith for eye candy. Lawon coming back would just piss me off.

Right now, 8pm, Jeff and Jordan talk in the Have Not bedroom laying down after the houseguests celebrated their "halfway there" party. Meaning halfway through the season cake, wine, beer and music party. They all had a good time. But now they are laying down and in bitch mode. They trash Kalia and Daniele. Jordan says if she gets HOH she is just going to throw them both up without hestitation. Jeff wants to do something planned with his HOH nominations. Neither have won it but they are hoping for the best. Then Jeff comments how he loves "bashing parties".

Rachel joins them and discusses the twist YET AGAIN. But at least Rachel is encouraged by Jeff that if Brendon comes back that Rachel can tell everyone to fucking suck it. She says she would tell this person and that person "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and oh yeah, fuck you". Now they wonder what the HOH comp will be. Jeff and Jordan wonder and also figure it out that one of the first four houseguests are chosen to battle against Lawon and that maybe whoever wins is HOH and comes back in the game but that would SO NOT BE FUCKING FAIR to the houseguests in the house. They suspect the HOH will be questions, maybe true or false. They REALLY should be studying the damn house tonight!

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Big Brother 13 | NEW Twist Revealed By Mistake On CBS.com!!! ?

Tonight the next big twist will be revealed. What's funny is an America's Vote choice popped up online and someone discovered it spreading it all over the web that the next twist involved a Survivor Redemption Island style twist.

What's LAUGH OUT LOUD funny is we are to of course vote on the first four evicted houseguests which one we want to have a chance to return back to the game. HILARIOUS THING IS Brendon's picture was part of the first 3 evicted houseguests. FUCKING POLL already had Brendon voted the fuck out!

So we are to pick between Keith, Cassi, Dominic or Brendon to have the chance to return August 11th. Now here's the bigger twist.

Whoever gets evicted August 11th also has a chance to return to the game. The person who is evicted Thursday August 11th has to "battle" the evicted houseguest who got voted to come back to play aka DOMINIC. Only one of them will come out as a winner and only one will return to the game. So we all thought that Dominic was just automatically coming back into the game. This time, this year, the new twist involves only one houseguest coming back in.

Interesting yet already done before, just not on Big Brother. We fans are still wondering if this "leaked" America's Vote page was just a hacker job or the real twist exposed a day before the live show. Only one way to find out, tune in tonight! I would have gotten a screencap but what's funny is when I went to the page and saw it, read the text, a few minutes later it was pulled down and gone from the CBS.com website. I should have screencapped it when I first saw it but I'm sure other sites have it somewhere. Just becareful searching for a photo, you don't want to get a v-i=r-u-s from some some shitty website.

Just wait like the rest of us for tonight's live show to find out what has been "altered" to make the twist still "fresh and new".

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July 31, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 4. Daniele Won Endurance HOH! Brenchel Nominated! Brendon POV!

July 28th

so today is the day of HOH Endurance! The houseguests are getting ready to play for the long haul. Everyone and I mean everyone wants to play it to win it. Daniele believes she will win. Kalia I'm sure will be the first off. She's already trying to protect herself by telling Jordan and Jeff that she is their friend even though she plays the game with Daniele. MEANING that if Daniele, on the off chance does not win HOH, goes up on the block with Kalia, that if Daniele wins POV that Kalia hopes she won't be the number 2 target and hopes someone else will go up next to her and out the door over her. Kalia is playing for week 2 and it hasn't even come yet.

Now if Daniele wins she plans on putting up Brendon and Rachel. Suddenly she's not after Jeff and this makes NO sense except for the fact that maybe she wants to backdoor Jeff. WITCH! Jeff and Kalia talked along with Jordan about Kalia CRYING that she wanted their friendship to stay intact despite her playing with Daniele. Jeff is trying to warn Kalia that Daniele is only "using" you.

So what does Daniele do later after this talk.. she tells Kalia NOT to target Porsche, who Kalia wants to target and Daniele wants Kalia to target Brendon and Rachel. Kalia can't SEE that Daniele is already trying to control someone else's HOH and the girl doesn't even have it yet. Imagine when Kalia gets HOH how much control Daniele will attempt to gain from her STRONG ARMED talks with Kalia.

Other than that we should expect a twist to unfold tonight. Maybe it involves a returning houseguest. Maybe it doesn't. I hope that if Daniele wins HOH and targets Jeff this week that Alison Grodner waits until next week for a houseguest to return based on the first four evicted houseguests. I mean I wouldn't want Daniele to get her way this upcoming week. HA!

July 28th Part 2

OHHHH MYYYY FUCCCKKKKKKINNNNNGGGG GODDDDDDDDD!

So Dominic got voted out. The "twist" promised to be told to us this Thursday was just that the couples were now playing as singles. THAT WAS IT! WTF!

The HOH Endurance comp was NOT what I wanted. I sooo wanted the button pushing comp. We got another stupid hanging on a "ledge" type comp. Very similiar to last year's beach surf board comp. It was like the same set up but redecorated. CHEAP!

So of course Adam was the first to drop out. I know, when did Kalia drop you ask? Wait... So Adam is out first. He has to select from some snowballs for prizes and bad shit. He got the "wear an elf suit for a week" costume punishment. The next to drop off was Brendon and then Lawon. Both got Have Not cards. GOOD GAWD we're going to have to hear Brendon's FUCKING mouth all week long about how this HOH comp was tailored for "small people" and "small feet" and that "tall people" didn't have a chance. BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Next to fall off is Jeff. His shoulders were hurting so he gave the comp pressure to stay on to Jordan. She was actually doing pretty good but then she fell off. Jeff won the 10,000 dollars prize while Jordan got the last Have Not card. Oh how the might have fallen. It is now a given that one of the All Stars is leaving this week. Brendon, Jordan, Jeff or Rachel. One of them is OUT of the game and jury. Or so we think.

Julie Chen mentioned that next Thursday we "America" would have a say in how the game is affected. Meaning we are suppose to have a vote of some kind. I suspect out of the first four evicted people that someone is coming back. If Dominic remains in sequestor along with Cassi and Keith... then we got someone coming back.

Back to the HOH comp. Left up is Shelly & Porsche versus Kalia and Daniele. I KNOW RIGHT, KALIA IS STILL UP THERE! Porsche is the next to fall. She cries off in the corner. During the HOH comp Brendon and Rachel cheered Porsche and Shelly. Now they only cheer on Shelly. What's funny is Kalia and Daniele, who are already celebrating their victory, started chanting "yeah, come on Shelly". LOL!

Shelly finally fell the fuck off leaving the VICTORY of Kalia and Daniele. They are laughing and gloating. Well Daniele was softly gloating but Kalia, finally feeling her first taste of power started screaming "I love you Dominic!" UM.. OKAY FRIENDSHIP ALLIANCE. What the hell? Is Dominic the new Cappi????

Kalia started her fake as fuck talking a mile minute about stupid nonsense. Daniele just smiled and would whisper stuff in Kalia's direction. Finally Kalia fell off. Good for Kalia for finally showing she has fight in her. I'll give her that. Daniele is officially the NEW HOH!

UH OH! Hey All Stars... BETTER GRAB A LIFEVEST! If you don't get the joke it's what Rachel told the floaters last season when she won HOH. Now that Daniele is in FULL EPIC EVIL BLACK HEART POWER, one thing is for sure. She's made it known that the All Stars are going to pay for taking out Dominic. Is Jeff still her number one target? Is Brendon and Rachel her targets? Does she care that Jordan wants to go home over Jeff first? So many options for the new Queen WITCH Daniele.

I suspect Daniele will target Brendon and Rachel but get "respect" from them by saying that "I am giving you both the chance to win POV". Brendon and Rachel will "appericate" that but the real plan is that Daniele wants them to win POV so that she can backdoor Jeff. Daniele WANTS Jeff out. Now if Jeff does play in POV and wins well then Daniele will continue to be happy with either Brendon or Rachel leaving the game. Brendon would make the most sense because Rachel will be dragged by her red hair to the final 2 chairs by Daniele. Daniele will also tell all the NEWBS that they will have to bow down to their new Queen as she will promise them all safety this week. To not worry about any of them leaving this week. She is playing for Jury Votes.

Now the All Stars can of course throw Jury Votes in Daniele's face. With one of them leaving they can tell her that the other 3 left in jury will NOT vote for her. This direct "stab" in the front should hurt Daniele as she is not there to play for 2nd place. She wants to win this season. She is ALL about Jury Votes. She isn't there to play so that a NEWB can win. So she has to make sure that this week's move gets out someone who won't effect her jury votes with the All Stars. So she may just target Brendon and lose only Rachel's vote. Jeff and Jordan will be greatful for being "allowed" to spend the summer together in the jury house. So many decisions Daniele!

Okay, enough of my rant. Let's get back to the house. Kalia and Daniele after jumping off the contraption head inside the house and CELEBRATE! Jumping up and down and screaming. Later the house gets SUPER AWKWARD! Jordan comes in the Candy room to grab something and Daniele is there. Jordan says something nice to Daniele and Daniele says something nice back and then moves over to Jordan. Jordan starts to hold back tears as Daniele tells her that she promises that her and Jeff are not going up. THEN Daniele promises to ONLY Jordan that "you're not going home". INTERESTING! But very WITCH like cunning behavior.

Brendon and Rachel BITCH AND MOAN in the purple room. I don't really care to cover their verbal attacks on Daniele and Kalia. They hate them and vice versa. We get it, you four will be after each other for the REST OF THE GAME. Over on the other side of the house Jeff is giving Jordan a pep talk. He tells her this week is going to be good. I think the pep talk is more for himself. I think he just doesn't want Jordan to think that she's going to lose Jeff this summer.

OH DAMN.. Jordan wants to go up on the block. Even though Jordan was told by Daniele that she is safe and NOT going on the block that she still wants to leave this week to save Jeff's game. I guess to save Brendon and Rachel's game as well. BUT NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

The only good point that makes Brendon and Rachel happy is that Daniele can't compete for HOH next week. But she can compete for POV is she is straight put up on the block. Plus Daniele and her co-HOH Kalia want to make a deal with Jeff and Jordan that next week they can't go after her but REALLY, Jeff keeping his word next week... NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

WHA? Rachel just talked with Daniele in the Candy Room. She straight up asked if she was going up. Daniele LIED saying she wasn't sure what she was going to do. But earlier she told Kalia that all week she's been planning her nomination speech for Brendon and Rachel. Rachel brings up that Daniele insulted her by calling her an "idiot" and Daniele apologizes for that and some other stuff said.

Rachel and Daniele keeps talking about why Daniele went after Jeff. Daniele keeps pushing that she wanted Jeff out to benefit her, Dominic, Rachel and Brendon. I don't BUY it but WHATEVAS! Rachel now has to grovel to Daniele and I'm sure Daniele is loving it. She is trying to gently call Rachel out for her "deals" in the game and Rachel says she has never broken any deals this year and Daniele calls her a "liar" to HER FACE!

Daniele talks about the power shifting in the game. Daniele is pushing Rachel to be against Jeff and Jordan AGAIN. Why... I give up. It seems Rachel isn't really changing or getting through to Daniele. Daniele again ADMITS that getting Jeff out was her sole idea but that other people were in on it but she accepts getting the brunt of the blame. UH OH! Rachel flat out asks if they can target "other people" and make some deals this week. Daniele doesn't agree to it but I'm sure will run and tell Lawon, Kalia and every other NEWB what Rachel said. That Rachel would throw everyone else to the wolves over her and Brendon. Bad Move Rachel but thanks for trying.

Daniele says she's not set in stone on what she's going to do. She also admits that she is screwed in this game with all four All Stars after her the rest of the game and that she realizes that she can't play for HOH next week. Daniele seems teary eyed about Dominic leaving, wanting to win HOH for him, getting a letter from home and that's when she gets quiet. She wipes a tear with her thumb and they end their chat. Rachel again congratulates Daniele for her win.

Big Brother After Dark shows a close up of a quiet Jordan. Rachel sits with Brendon at the round table and soflty speaks to Brendon about her talk with Daniele. They head to the Have Not room to talk but seriously their talks in the game have no effect on the game itself this week so I don't care what they are talking about. This week is about Daniele and her side of the house.

Off to my plush comfy SUPER GAY bed! I'll recap the HOH antics and talks tomorrow. Most likely the safest nominations for Daniele right now is Brendon and Rachel. That's a given. But what she does after that with POV and how she manipulates the NEWBS into playing for HER for the rest of the game is something I'm very curious to see play out. I know if I was in the game and had been one of those All Stars I'd be secretly working with Daniele despite whatever was going on. Daniele is just fun in the game when she's happy and you know that WITCH is going to come into ALOT of power and you want to be on her good side when the power shifts her way.

July 29th

Let's run down today in a super duper split second. Brendon and Rachel have been nominated. No surprise there. Daniele delievered a nomination speech that left Rachel in tears. Brendon cried along with her promising to find the cure for cancer and to make their lives better than anyone else's. Brendon told Rachel if he wins POV that he'll save her. Jordan will be the replacement nominee. Or so we think. I still suspect Daniele will backdoor Jeff. The temptation is just SO RIGHT THERE.

But Daniele is well aware a houseguest may return and if she sends Jeff or Jordan home this week that "America's Choice" will bring them right back in the game. She wants Dominic to return. And THIS is why I've been saying that Daniele wanted Jeff out because she's scared that "America" will help Jeff over her. I told you she was jealous of Jeff's America popularity over her and her Dad's from season 8. She just can't compete with Jeff and Jordan "winning" over America.

Kalia now knows about the returning Dominic possiblity and is already insecure asking Daniele if she is Daniele's "number 2" if Dominic returns. UM SURE YOU ARE BITCH! Looks like Kalia had some jealous issues with Dominic around.

Jeff and Jordan have been told by Daniele that if Brendon or Rachel come off that Jordan goes up. Daniele says she's sorry for doing that but I guess she's telling them she has no other options. You see, SHE DOES but she doesn't want the NEWBS mad at her. She wants them to follow her to their Big Brother graves. So Jeff has already told Jordan that next week they plan on turning on Daniele. Revenge never goes away. It only gets better over time.

Shelly found out Rachel threw her under the bus to Daniele. Rachel flat out told Daniele that Shelly was and has been with the All Stars from the beginning. So Shelly and Daniele talked and Shelly, being the MASTERMIND LIAR OF THE SEASON, turned Daniele against Rachel by implying Rachel lied about everything. Daniele actually believed Shelly. So much that she has gone back to Jeff telling him that Rachel is still "lying" to me. BOO HOO!

Shelly is amazing at this game. She lies and gets away with it. Despite Dominic trying to call her out and FAILED at it, Shelly is still proving to be a mastermind at mind fucking people with words. Shelly even went downstairs after hearing about Rachel's antics and STILL gave Rachel a pep talk for the good. Shelly is just THAT DAMN GOOD. Kalia is onto Shelly but seriously, when Kalia talks no one listens anymore.

July 30th

Despite all the farting by the Have Nots last night and today there WILL be a POV comp today. LOL! Brendon, Rachel, Daniele are playing of course but the other players are Jeff, Porsche and Adam. So if Adam wins he promised Brendon and Rachel he would use it on them. I mean what the fuck is Daniele going to do... COMMAND him NOT to use it. Adam didn't like Dick and he sure as hell don't like Daniele.

If Porsche wins it suspect her to battle "should i or should i not use it" Rachel has a good chance of having it used on her with Porsche winning. THANK THE GOOD LORD Kalia isn't playing today. Last thing we needed was Kalia winning POV with her GIRLFRIEND Daniele already having won HOH.

If Jeff wins it expect him NOT to use the POV. That's just too predictable. But at least he can stop playing NICE around Daniele and can start giving her SHIT once again. No more mister "nice" guy.

OH SHIT, let me stop typing. POV has been played and over. Let's find out who won! What I'm seeing is Shelly telling Daniele and Kalia in the HOH room that Brendon told "3 other people" that he wanted to stay but he doens't want to tell Rachel. Daniele doesn't believe her. Shelly implies that POV is going to be used and requests that she not be put up. She leaves
and Daniele is quick to say that Shelly is "sketchy".

Here Daniele says that she wants Brendon OUT this week. Kalia says that Jeff was "so fucking close" but he didn't win... by 2 SECONDS! She says she doesn't want Jeff or Jordan to go home. So it looks like Brendon and Rachel, ONE of them won POV. Daniele says "their moment at the end wanted to make me puke". Daniele says she is willing to put up someone against "her" meaning Brendon won POV!

It's CONFIRMED. Brendon won POV! The POWER COUPLE just is UNSTOPABLE! But really they will be finally stopped this week with one of them going. Unless... Shelly is exposed and thrown up and sent packing. INTERESTING week it has all of a sudden become. Right now Kalia is talking a mile a minute nonsense and I can't stand to hear her. WAIT WAIT.. At least she says she's "frustrated" with "him' and the "outcome". LOL!

Daniele says she will NEVER put up Jeff. Daniele then says she will threaten Lawon with his 'life" to vote the way she wants. Jordan seems like the possible replacement nomination. Ohhh, now Daniele says that she wants a "deal" with Jeff and Jordan that if neither goes up that they both vote her way and she would put up Shelly to have 2 solid votes to take out Rachel or Brendon, whoever is left up there. Daniele says it is going to be either Jordan or Shelly.

Jeff and Jordan mope and groan in the purple room. Jeff is PISSED that he lost by 2 seconds. Jordan says it is out of their hands. She says she feels "fine". Little do they know that ALL FOUR ALL STAR PLAYERS could stay this week with Shelly on the block!!! Jeff says he "fucking hates losing".

Later we find out Brendon is no longer planning to use the POV on Rachel. Rachel probably believes that with anyone else up there that she would stay. Right now both Brendon and Rachel talk with Jeff and Jordan in the purple room. Jeff and Jordan believe one of them is going up while Rachel hopes someone else is going up. But the problem is Rachel wants to strongarm Daniele into putting up Lawon or Kalia. They are all telling her that "she" is going to put either of them up. Seriously, when Jeff and Jordan hear about Shelly being an option, they'll sell her ass up a river.

July 30th Part 2

Kalia has held Lawon CAPTIVE for over an hour listening to Kalia's concerns and Kalia's problems in the house and Kalia's stress for how the house hates her and Kalia's frustration that Daniele has HOH and has made deals to keep her "safe" next week when Daniele made no effect to include Daniele in on the one week deals. Kalia just has to start realizing that Kalia, you're the next used PAWN piece by Daniele.

Lawon makes an exit, a RUN FOR IT by saying he has a headache and that they should go downstairs and be social. He bolts through the wall, BITCH CAN'T GET OUT OF THERE FAST ENOUGH. We see everyone is downstairs in the kitchen, chatting, no game talk, eating, mingling. Lawon must of told Daniele about Kalia because Daniele was upstairs in a split second wanting Kalia to come downstairs. Kalia just feels stressed the fuck out and starts shedding a tear.

Daniele tries to give a pep talk about being happy and LYING to her saying Kalia has it "good" in the game, that she's in a "good spot". Kalia knows that's a lie. Kalia says she has to get her face on before she goes downstairs. She told Lawon earlier that she doesn't want to talk to Rachel, saying how AWKWARD it is to be in a room with her and Brendon. Daniele just wants Kalia out of her FUCKING ROOM. I can only hope and pray there are some funny Diary Room moments where Daniele is bashing Kalia taking over the HOH room. "like did I win or did she win" Diary Room comment.

July 31st

The big problem last night was Daniele. You see at one point she felt guilty and "bad" that she was breaking up a couple, Brendon and Rachel. You see let's rewind a bit. Brendon has told Rachel he's saving her with the POV BUT he's telling everyone else he's saving himself to shut them up. He's hearing from Shelly and Jeff and others that they all want him there but Brendon wants to get back to finding the cure to cancer back home and would rather Rachel push further in the game knowing she doesn't have much to go back home to other than a relationship.

So Rachel is going around the house talking about how this is her last week here, she understands she's leaving and she's fine with it... CUE TEARS and pouting face. Daniele has noticed this and finally ends up trying to comfort her in the Have Not bedroom.

It looked as if it was going to be a heartfelt "I'm Sorry" moment and that Daniele apologized for everything she said and did to Rachel. I did forget to mention what drove Rachel to hide out in the Have Not bedroom. This low blow comment should make the CBS edit show as well. There was talk in the house about Julie Chen talking with the houseguests and if we remember correctly Julie Chen did not talk to Rachel the first week she won HOH and the third week she won HOH. ODD right? Julie Chen sure as hell talked to Jordan week 2 when she won HOH.

So Daniele made some comment in front of people that Rachel will at least get to talk to Julie Chen this Thursday. I believe Daniele implied that as a "nominee" that Julie Chen would talk to her. But Rachel took it as her leaving and that Julie Chen would be talking to her once she was evicted.

So in the Have Not bedroom last night we get a non responsive Rachel. Almost like Daniele was talking to a child who was upset and the child would speak back but make ZERO eye contact and mutter not so nice but not foul mouthed comments back. Like "we'll I'm going home" and "you're getting what you want" type stuff. Daniele took the cue to leave but did leave still nice as can be. Wanting to let Rachel know that she can talk to her later if she wants.

Daniele leaves and Porsche comes in soon after. Rachel is QUICK to trash Daniele's attempt to making peace and turns Daniele's comments into bitchy comment. Something Daniele has told Rachel weeks ago that she does time and time again. Porsche wonders if when Brendon comes off the block that Daniele would be a "bitch" and put up her against Rachel. BUT really Rachel is coming off the block Monday and no one sees it coming.

Daniele is called into the Diary room and she's in there for quite awhile. The Diary Room seems to be working their magic because after what seemed like an hour later Daniele comes out and heads upstairs where her HOUSE BITCH is waiting, Kalia. Daniele talks about how bad she feels about what's she's doing and how she's playing. That she explains that sending someone home makes you feel bad. That Daniele didn't want to come into this house to play this way.

I can only suspect Daniele is hating HATING her path to the end now. She's got Kalia, who is annoying to all hell with her mouth and her eating and Lawon, who just sits there and stares at you while you talk. Daniele... another 2 months of this is going to drive you INSANE. What makes sense is Daniele makes a deal with the All Stars, puts up a "pawn" like Adam and then send him home against Brendon. But you see the problem is Daniele thinks Brendon is staying, this is her true target. If she stays on the block then Daniele is suddenly happy and not feeling bad anymore.

So who knows what's going to happen next. It ALL depends on what Brendon does with the POV. Daniele is wondering too when Jeff and Jordan are going to talk to her. Well MAYBE if Kalia GETS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ROOM Daniele can talk to Jeff and Jordan but it is obvious Kalia is forcing herself on Daniele's deals and plans this week. Wanting to be there when they talk. BITCH YOU AIN'T PART OF ANYTHING THIS SEASON. Step the fuck back, let the door slam you in the face. The BIG DAWGS are playing now.

OH SNAP ATTACK! Daniele and Jeff and Jordan just talked in the HOH room at 2pm and I just missed. Let me rewind this BITCH... and what do you know Kalia was NOT a part of it. Daniele explains that she wants to keep both Jeff and Jordan in the house. Let's be real. Neither are going up. Daniele wants Dominic to come back with America's Vote. She's not a dumbass and she's not "stttuuupppiiiddd". She knows if Jeff or Jordan leave this week that they would come back over Dominic. This is how obvious this week's twist is to Daniele who's in the game unaware on what's going on.

Damn it! Jordan downplays the idea of Porsche going up because Porsche could home. Daniele says she wants one of "them" to go home. That she can't keep them both here. Jordan and Porsche are her 2 options. But this is all only IF Brendon comes off and Rachel stays up there. So this conversation about who to put up doesn't matter until POV is done and a person is thrown up there. Daniele makes a deal, a "love" deal that if they are safe this week that next week they will show her the "love" back. UM... sure they will... sure they will.

Daniele sends them downstairs to find out if Brendon is really going to use POV on him or Rachel to better prepare her choices this week. Whoever stays up there Daniele wants that person gone. This is boring, Rachel stays with Porsche. Brendon leaves and is called an idiot in the house for giving up his game for Rachel who they claim won't survive to the end. Jeff and Jordan survive this week. Dominic comes back and will be happy to find out REVENGE was taken out this week by Daniele on Brendon.

Alison Grodner, THROW A FUCKING CURVE BALL because this is how the week is going to play out. But I am happy that if this week's HOH comp is an eliminator question one so Rachel can answer in and start eliminating people like KALIA! LAWON! ADAM! The power is going to shift again with the odds of Rachel's side winning. You have Jordan, Jeff, Rachel, Adam, Shelly and Porsche on one side versus Kalia and Lawon. UM. YEAH, good look with that one Daniele.

July 31st Part 2

Okay... let's run through this real quick. Sorry, busy night away from PC. Brendon and Rachel have once again offered the "final five" alliance with Daniele. They want Daniele to put up Lawon or a "floater" so that that person can go home and all five All Stars stay. Daniele seemed to be going for it... until she talked with Kalia later.

Kalia helps put that hate back in Daniele towards Brendon and Rachel and Daniele still wants one of them out. She keeps going back to Jordan as the replacement nominee to ensure Rachel or Brendon, whoever is left up there, goes home. Once again Jordan is going to be used as the pawn this season. WHAT THE FUCK?

I'm surprised Daniele hasn't offered a "pawn" from their side to go up and out. Like Shelly or Porsche. The All Stars would be happy that all four get to stay. This would show all the other NEWBS left that the All Stars are just like Daniele, willing to let other people go before them. This move would weaken the 2 couples but they would somewhat work with Daniele to get out the rest of the NEWBS. If they got power they would target Kalia over Daniele and Daniele would have to let Kalia go, a jury member for her. SHIT I don't know. Nothing is worth talking about until tomorrow when THAT FUCKING POV is used and the replacement nominee is up there. Daniele keeps moving back to Jordan but here's hope that Shelly or Porsche will be thrown up there to give Daniele more options to work with for the weeks to come.

August 1st

So Brendon surprised everyone and made "good" TV by faking everyone out and used the POV on Rachel. She was emotinonal and greatful and hoped she can do him proud by staying in the game. Jordan went up as the replacement nominee and Daniele has told Jordan after the ceremony that she wouldn't have put up Jordan if she didn't trust that she had the votes to keep Jordan.

Rachel doesn't trust anyone anymore. She's already falling apart. She doesn't trust Porsche. Shelly. That lamp in the bedroom. That plant in the kitchen. Jeff and Jordan have talked and hope that Rachel doesn't flip on them and basically switch back and forth from working with them to working against them. Brendon has told Rachel to go after Daniele the rest of the game.

There's no chance Brendon will stay in this week. His game is OVER! No return for Brendon this season if a houseguest is brought back. COME ON DOWN DOMINIC, YOU'RE THE NEXT RETURNING CONTESTANT ON BIGGGGGGGG BROTHER!

Other than that not much going on. Daniele has tried to turn Lawon against Rachel by saying they both named him to be the replacement nominee. Lawon seems to be like "sure thing, gotta get that bitch, YES MA'AM". She wants Lawon to fight for HOH but seriously he's not going to waste his time in the house playing for power. He's perfect being a floater vote.

Now it's a waiting game to find out what Jeff, Jordan and Rachel are planning on doing next week. Are they going to lead a revolt against Daniele and her shuttering to think about sidekick Kalia? SURE THING! Everyone should definitely be on board if the power shifts back to Rachel's side of the house. No one is going to try and save Daniele next week if Kalia, Lawon or Dominic, if he returns and gets to play, don't win HOH. Daniele... GAME OVER sooner than you hope WITCH!

August 1st Part 2

So I've been out all night and I just came back in and I've got the jest of what's going on through a 30 minute block on the feeds. Jeff is PISSSSSSED at Daniele. He even calls her the "Queen" of the house this week but he can't wait for her downfall next week at the HOH comp. Everyone is just certain it is going to be a "knock out" or "eliminator" type HOH. Jeff and Jordan seem like they are fine with Brendon going and Rachel staying.

At one point they talk with Shelly and Adam in the downstairs bathroom. Everyone is outside playing some game or working out. Dominic is in sequestor beating off to Jeff's hot masculine mouth. So anyways here we find out Shelly and Adam are down for keeping Jeff and Jordan. Jordan just keeps wanting reassurance that they are voting "him" out. Brendon. Adam says that they all need to "step up" and win this week's HOH because Adam thinks Rachel will be all fucked in the head after Brendon leaves. NOT really. But if you think so!

They talk about knocking out Kalia first, then Lawon and then Porsche. For some reason Porsche became aligned with Daniele and her gang of BOREDOM. I think Shelly tells everyone to be careful what they say to Porsche because she "runs" and tells Daniele everything. Jeff just can't wait for the power to shift their way again. Daniele is sooooo gonna get it come Thursday. Jeff says he's "biting my tongue" around the house. He just wants to go AWF on Daniele.

Jeff also mentioned to Jordan how funny it is that Kalia does everything Daniele does. Daniele is outside working out so Kalia works out. Daniele likes a movie so Kalia LOVES it and saw it in the theatre "3 times". Jeff says for Kalia to "get your own thoughts". LOL! Now THAT'S FUNNY!

I'm also finding out that Adam and Shelly, earlier that day, were approached by Brendon and Rachel. Now of course Adam and Shelly are not telling Jeff and Jordan this but they were told by Brenchel that if they vote to keep Brendon over Jordan that a "bigger target" would remain in the house. They both actually liked that deal or voting angle. They of course didn't agree to it but did agree to think about it before Thursday's live vote. But who's the other vote? I guess Porsche but Brendon is telling Rachel not to trust Porsche and Rachel is starting to believe it. OH BRENDON GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY, you're so wrong about your "gut instinct" in the game.

August 2nd

Pretty much boring chat all around. There's suppose to be a WHITE TRASHBAG wedding in the backyard. A mock wedding for the TV show and Showtime After Dark show.

Daniele and Kalia have become very Catty towards Rachel. While Rachel & Shelly have become very Catty towards Daniele and Kalia. Daniele seems to think that she's won over Porsche after NOT talking to her for 3 weeks when really Porsche is playing where the POWER is. Porsche told this to Shelly, how she doesn't plan on picking a "side" but wants to be able to move back and forth getting as far as Janelle did.

Daniele and Kalia celebrate pulling Porshce over and love how Rachel is helping them do it. Rachel and Brendon, together as a team, are straight up bullies, even without power. More so Brendon. Porsche hung out with Daniele last night in the HOH room and downstairs to just have fun and enjoy herself. Rachel took it personally and Brendon helped her drive it home that Porsche is now with them and against Rachel. WHAT?

Porsche just wanted an escape from the drama that is Brenchel. Everyone wants a fucking break from them. Rachel alone in the game is something Daniele fears. She and Kalia hope that next week everyone is after Rachel. NOPE! It's still you WITCH! Kalia and Daniele actually feel like this week matters and is changing the game. What they don't know is Jeff wants to lead an army against Daniele and Rachel wants to win power to throw Daniele out of the house. Shelly is with the plan to get rid of Daniele and Adam seems to be down with that plan. Porsche has told Shelly that she won't put her up if she wins HOH but that she won't put up Lawon or Kalia... WTF?

I'm guessing Porsche wants to target someone other than Rachel, Kalia, Lawon, Shelly and Adam. Um.. I'm guessing Jeff and Jordan? WOW! Hopefully she'll backstab Daniele and do something in the house worth remembering. Apparently though Porsche has a deal with Daniele for next week but who's to stay Porsche won't backstab the WITCH!

Rachel does feel alone in the house but if certain people get POWER next week then she wont' feel so lonely. Same goes for Daniele and Kalia, they feel like they are at the top of the power mountain and everyone is there to help them get further in the game but just like each week, the players shift to the person with power.

Shelly continues to play every side and every person. Pep talking everyone and proclaiming to Rachel and Brendon that she's the only one fighting for them to stay together this week... when really she isn't. Shelly wants in good with Rachel if she wins HOH for revenge. Shelly continues to lie and play and pit people against each other yet people are starting to catch up yet still do NOTHING about it.

Jeff and Jordan believe Shelly is on their side. Brendon and Rachel believe Shelly is playing for them. Adam believes he and Shelly have to win this game. Lawon has told Shelly he feels on his own in this game yet Shelly is starting to open up to him wanting him to believe she's there for him. Shelly has talked with Porsche about being there for her and encouraging her to play with no sides but keeping Shelly as an person to trust in the game. The only people Shelly has not made an effort to play in the game is Daniele and Kalia. Shelly has made it known to certain people she wants the BLACK PEOPLE out of the house, of course she didn't word it that way but she said she wants Lawon and Kalia out "with a passion". SERIOUSLY BITCH?

Other than that nothing has changed. Brendon and Rachel continue to try to see if there's a chance in hell that they both can stay. There's not. I celebrate the day Brendon is evicted with ZERO chance of returning. I look forward to Dominic returning next week to watch his TV girlfriend sit on the block next to Kalia. They will "pay" for Brendon's eviction... their TV game blood will spill and the Gods will roar in the heavens. Daniele will be evicted next week and not make Jury. I SEE ALL WITH MY CRYSTAL HAIRY BALLS!!!

August 3rd

Um.... like today Rachel like TOTALLY FUCKING LOST IT! She fell off the deep end. It was like the house came down around her and she just stood there with her eye twitching. I can only suspect that the idea that her MAN is leaving the game tomorrow and she'll be "alone" in the game just sent her over the edge. I also suspect that no one in the house was willing to sacrifice their own game to save Brendon's sent her over the edge as well.

We all know Rachel was pissed off with Daniele for her actions in the game so Rachel has been looking for an excuse to go after Daniele. Last night Rachel and Brendon had their fake trash bag wedding, everyone had fun. Good times. laughing, drinking. And then the next day Rachel asked Daniele if she could take her "wedding photos", you know, 'cause EVERYTHING is about Rachel.

Well after the photos were done Daniele went up stairs to write in her blog. She gave a few shout outs and she HAD THE NERVE to write a shout on Shelly's behalf to Shelly's daughter and family. SAY WHAT???

But what was the meaning of doing this? Was Daniele just being SUPER DUPER NICE? Was Daniele looking to use this as "emotional" leverage to pull Shelly into her side of the house? Was Daniele wanting to give a little girl at home, Shelly's daughter, the happiness of being given a shout out on a "big time" TV channel blog? Was Daniele lying about writing anything just to piss Rachel off?

All I know is Daniele came downstairs, told Shelly what she did and Shelly bursted into tears. Bitch started weeping. Daniele most likely got the reaction she wanted. An emotional response for her action. Simple and plain as it sounds, she got a reaction. You look for a reaction when you talk to someone in the house about anything. It's a game. You work people and you want them on your side. People can look at this as a "trick" to mislead someone into thinking they did it to be nice when really they did it to better their own game.

Regardless how you feel or what Daniele claims why she really did it, she did this "event" in the context of a hyper sensitive game. So Rachel found out about it and figured Daniele was up to no fucking good. I guess Rachel thought Shelly was one of the last people on her side and she probably felt threatened by Daniele for trying to pull her "last" friend in the house away from her. Unintentional or intentional, it happened and it created a reaction from Rachel.

She went up to the HOH room later to confront Daniele about what she did. Blaming her that she did it to bettter her own game and to emotionally use Shelly for Daniele's benefit. Daniele claims to be blown away by this accusation and can't understand how to respond to Rachel except to say that she is allowed to do "shout outs" and that this has nothing to do with Rachel. Rachel claims Daniele did this to secure a vote from Shelly and claims that the two times she had HOH that they specifically told her that she was NOT allowed to write shout outs in her blog YET Daniele gets to? Now Rachel BELIEVES Daniele is lying to get something out of Shelly for her own personal gain. This makes sense if IF IF Rachel was infact told not to write shout outs.

Rachel heads downstairs with Daniele who's now pissed off. Daniele heads straight outside to ask Shelly how she feels about this and Shelly seems fine with the action. Shelly doesn't seem mad or felt the action was done to trick her into liking Daniele. Daniele wants Shelly to know she didn't do what she did to get an "emotional" reaction from Shelly to better her own game.

Now Rachel and Brendon head outside and start yelling at Daniele who again says she only did it to be "nice" and doesn't care about what they have to say about it. Shelly and others outside with them, mostly the entire house, are on Daniele's side and can't believe how Rachel is reacting.

You see Rachel wanted to use this as a way to make Daniele PURE EVIL and when she wasn't getting people supporting her or joining in on the attack on Daniele, well she flipped the fuck out. She felt alone, even thought Brendon backed her up, and went back inside and crossed her arms, walked towards the back of the house, on the verge of tears begging that she wants to go home and that she can't play this game anymore.

Jeff, who needs Rachel to play HOH will a clear SANE head goes inside to talk to Brendon and Rachel. To calm things down. He tells Rachel that she was in the wrong, that this has nothing to do with her and to not let Daniele effect her. Jeff keeps his calm and lets them know that they have been campaigning for votes to stay in the house. Jeff understands this action and he knows for DAMN SURE that he's done the same thing to ensure Jordan stays over Brendon. So he's not mad at Brendon and Rachel for doing this.

Want to know how he found out? Shelly told Jordan who told Jeff. SHELLY! What the fuck? Shelly is such a shit starter! Did she have to tell Jordan this news? Not really. I can't understand her motive. But she did get a reaction from Jeff and Jordan. Final 3 with them and Jordan claiming that Shelly is the only person she can trust in this game other than Jeff. So Shelly sure does know what's she's doing. SKETCHY BITCH.

So Rachel and Brendon talk and are on the verge of both walking out of this game. Rachel wants to quit, walk out with Brendon tomorrow and Brendon is pissed at "production" because he blames them for telling Rachel to go confront Daniele about it. But later Daniele claims she asked the Diary Room if what she did was bad and they said no, or so she claims.

Later after the long storm of Rachel trying to calm down, stop from crying, she starts to rebound with Brendon as the night takes over the house. Hours later Rachel is hugging Brendon and kissing him and talks about how she can't wait to marry him. FUCK Rachel... get a grip! TAKE A HIT ONCE AND A WHILE meaning your side is going to take some hits before getting to the end game. LEARN HOW TO TAKE A DIRECT HIT from the other side of the house!!!

So 10pm rolls around and Adam of all people is starting to play the game with Shelly and Jeff outside. Talking about how and what they should do if they win HOH. There's talk of Daniele STILL being their main target. Rachel is not even on their radar. They discuss the idea of backdooring Daniele by putting up Lawon and Kalia but then they fear Daniele playing POV and winning it and pulling off Kalia and then the week would have been a waste. So it seems like Daniele should go up to be forced to use the POV on herself and the house can send Kalia packing. BUH BYE BITCHES! One of ya'll going home if certain people win. Shelly, Jordan, Jeff, Adam and I'm sure Rachel are all in on the plan. Porsche is sketchy now and we all know what Lawon and Kalia would do if they won. They suspect Jeff would go up against Rachel. Jeff being the "pawn" with Rachel to be evicted. They don't want that.

Jeff, Shelly and Adam compare HOH comp notes. They agree that if they all stick together that they will have the majority of the house for a few weeks knocking out Kalia, Lawon and Daniele. Rachel FINALLY comes over to them and talks. She thanks Jeff for cooking some awesome dinner and starts to get involved with playing normal again.

Shelly asks Rachel what she thinks HOH comp will be tomorrow. Adam asks Rachel some questions about last year's HOH comp after the surfboard endurance comp and Rachel says it was a "knock out" one. Brendon joins the conversation and some laughs are shared.

Daniele is laying in Kalia's STANKY bed in the Candy Room talking... but who gives a fuck. Daniele can claim to be doing nothing wrong in the game. She's playing for Jury votes, she's stated that the entire first 3 weeks and her actions from her on out are ALL for Jury votes. I don't give a fuck what Daniele says, everything she does is for jury votes. As for Rachel, she knows she's not going to get her vote in the end so why the fuck even try with her. But the rest... Daniele WILL PLAY FOR JURY VOTES!

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July 29, 2011

Daniele The WITCH Won 1 HOH, This Must Mean She'll Win Big Brother 13! An Epic HELL TO THE NO!

Let's see what some are saying regarding Daniele's most recent win playing for the first time as an actual player.

"Thanks for all the feeds info Mr. Guy. Dani will win hands down. She now has ecliped Janelle as the best female player in BB History. This is NOT open to debate. Witch or no witch. She has played much better than her season with her dad. Now she's HOH!! I think she is awesome. The newbies are just there to be jury votes and fodder lets face it. She says its not personal but she just doesnt like Jeff. We all hate his anti-gay bashing which is a real problem. Him and Jordan really are here for a vacation. Bless Jordan's heart. Dani is the Best. She's always thinking game. That face is not empty!! Props to mama Kalia for showing some sass and energy. Lawon is worse than Ragan from last season. Didnt like Dominic, either. Smugness disquised as a pure twink in waiting. Dani will also get Brendon out somehow whose ege knows NO bounds this season. But at least, he did get a crying scene in this time, too.
Final two: Dani for sure. Rachel will melt down somewhere here so Ill guess and say Shelly, who is a cool liar." -Mike C

and...

"omg! i'm so friggin psyched Dani won HOH. i can't stand Brenchel. i love how when they don't win, everything is unfair and the game sucks. NO! you twatheads you suck! i'm really looking forward to seeing what happens after the pov is won. " - hobroker

Mr. GuyTVBlog responds HELL NO!

First off let's GET REAL. I believe Dick left the game on purpose to give Daniele her first "true" win.. safety for "four weeks" to build a social game. I believe Dick is aware like the rest of us that he believes, like we do, that Daniele can win this season so that Dick can return for next year's All Star season and he believes he can win that one. He wants him and his daughter to be the ultimate winners of Big Brother trumping what Will and Mike did during their 2 seasons they played. But that's just my personal conspiracy theory.

Daniele has also said in the game that she suspects America's Vote is coming into play this season saying every 3 seasons a houseguest comes back in the game. Well season 6 Kaysar came back and then if you count 3 seasons we get Big Brother 9 when James and his GIANT DICK returns per Allison Grodner's monsterious wishes. Now if it was truely every seasons then last season someone should have come back. So the show is overdue on someone coming back. She believes this season is that season.

This is why she doesn't want Jeff to leave this week. She wants Dominic to return. She's told this to Kalia. Now Kalia is running her BOTTOMLESS mouth wanting America to bring back Dominic. But.. But... But... what about Cassi girls? Don't you want her beautiful model statuesque BODY to walk through the doors? Don't you want Cassi's NOT threatened by Daniele or Rachel's antics personality to grace the live feeds again? JEALOUS girls in the HOH room, wishing and hoping America brings back Dominic for them.

Dominic does make the most sense in returning. He's just going to bring a more dynamic element to the storyline that is Big Brother 13. Cassi would just come back and probably just sit there and smoke and bitch about how honest she is and that no one is seeing it because they'll have to wait until they get home to "watch the tapes".

Um.. As for Daniele beating out Janelle... Didn't Janelle make it to the final 3 spots twice, back to back years? Daniele is only half way there HONEY! So the argument is still WIDE open. Remember, wins aren't everything. The final win is what matters. The issue is Janelle played such a damn good game both seasons that no one wanted to sit next to her to lose against her. The issue with Daniele is anyone sitting next to Daniele her season, the chance to win was great, I mean DICK WON his season. Same goes for this year. Even if Daniele makes it to the final 2 spots, it's how she made it there. Will she be judged on her "moves" or use of other players. Only time will tell and I just don't see Daniele winning or making it to the final 2 spots anymore. Most likely Jeff, Jordan or Rachel will take her out at some point. The house will vote her ass out over their NEWB friends any day of the week. BITCH already played Big Brother, let a NEWB win this season. That would have been my campaign trick.

Remember. Just like how Daniele is standing up to the All Stars by putting 2 of them on the block. The NEWBS will stand up to Daniele and throw her ass up on the block. They should be like "hey WITCH, you voting for one of us NEWBIES to win this season, we're sure as hell not voting for you to win".

Don't even bring up Kalia. Her smug ass really has no idea how to play for Jury votes. I get it, she's happy, she outlasted others in the HOH comp. JOB WELL DONE. Although Kalia is NOT playing for end game votes right now. She's playing to gloat, walk around the house as if she has POWER when she doesn't, she's there to EAT and perform non-stop talking antics that would drive anyone up the wall. If I would have nominated her I would have stated in my speech "Kalia, I hope you leave this house by the end of the week so you can finally shut the fuck up".

This week isn't a waste. I would love for Brendon to leave this week. THANK YOU DANIELE for taking out Brendon this week. Last year I wanted a Brendon-less season. I mean I wouldn't mind Brendon's body and big-ish dick all summer long but his personality is just.. HELL NO. So thanks Daniele for taking out the one person that is going to make this season just that much better. This year hopefully we'll get to see Rachel thrive on her own.

I suspect Daniele wants to keep Rachel no matter if POV is used or not. Brendon said if he wins POV that he will use it on Rachel. I suspect Daniele will control the votes by requesting Brendon to be evicted. I have said it time and time again, Daniele wants to drag Rachel to the end. With Brendon gone Daniele will lure Rachel back to her corner. Jordan will be the replacment nominee and not Jeff. Daniele has already told Jeff and Jordan this but what she doesn't know that is if Jeff and Jordan win HOH next week they will BACKSTAB Daniele and throw her ass up on the block.

And yes, Brendon and Rachel can't win everything and win they don't win they pout, bitch and moan. I will say though that Daniele and Rachel, together winning back to back, COULD be the next "dynamic duo" that we never saw coming win a shit load of comps. Daniele protects her prize winning final 2 partner and Rachel will protect her lying to her face BFF Daniele all the way to the end.

Another reader responds...

"A case well-made, Guy, but I notice you say nothing about Danielle's stratezing, which has ALWAYS been her strength. Even though she cried and whined her way through BB8, she still was thinking game. Remember how she totally manipulating the prime boob, Zack? Lots more this time.

Rachel and her would make a terrific duo. The first female power couple in BB history. Allison & June from BB4 were bitches having a great time. IF(a big IF) Rachel can control her mouth, it WOULD work. And be a classic combination for sure. BB is NOT all about combinations, of course. Dr. Will won none. And Janelle was truely despised during BB6. But so was Dani during 8.

Dont even bring up Danielle from BB3. She was great but won next to NO compitions. However, her DR's were classic. Im just giving Dani Donato a slight edge over the great Janelle. We can argue this forever. Dani will win, trust me." - writes Mi

Mr. GuyTVBlog responds:

Good points. Mister SISTER! But I say... NOOOOOOOO! Daniele won't win! Her uphill battle is far too great this season. All of the NEWB are so silent and quiet that no one seems to be able to make an uproar to deflict the target off Daniele's back. She's good but she just isn't that good. Daniele will THRIVE in the jury house whining and bitching. Her Jury questions for the final 2, whoever they may be, should be DAMN good. Words to cut a bitch!

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July 26, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 3 Part 2. POV Not Used. House Meeting Fight! Dominic To Be Evicted 7-1!

July 26th

GOOD GAWD FUCK I can't catch up with today and last night's INSANEness, but I'll try.

Daniele FINALLY had her late night meeting with the All Stars and was basically accused of trying to back door Jeff. Did she admit to it? Well let's get the points of the talk that happened just when midnight hit in the HOH room. Daniele claims she's back to being part of the original "final five".

Jeff starts saying she was "acting weird" and notices her leaving the room everytime he came in. Daniele also swore on her grandmother's life that she and her "late night crew" do not talk game when they stay up to 6am. WITCH LIAR! Jeff says that the idea of them all getting to the final five is not likely but the idea of one of them leaving that Daniele would be pulled in. Jeff says there was no pecking order as to who left first. Jeff makes it sound like it was a perfect plan that Daniele fucked up.

Jeff says he was angry that Dominic and Adam were "so comfortable" earlier this week. Jeff is trying to get Daniele to admit that there was a plan in place for Jeff to get backdoored. Jeff tries and tries to get Daniele to admit that there was a FUCKING PLAN and Daniele claims that there was people talking around the house about HER.

Daniele now LIES again saying she never talked "game" with Lawon. Jordan has joined the HOH talk. Jordan says she doesn't want Daniele to feel "left out". I can't tell if this is a trick to throw Daniele off or a chance to bring her back into the "final five" plan. FINALLY Jeff gets Daniele to admit that there was a "plan" that was attempted and that Jeff has reasons to be upset and has reasons NOT to keep Dominic in this game. Jeff just says "it didn't have to be this way but it is".

So Daniele claims Jeff went around the house and promised "final 6" or "final 9" with "everybody". Jeff denies and said he gave everyone the same "speech" regarding everyone getting to Jury. At least the people who he wanted to make it to jury. this ends crappy so I won't continue. Jeff seems "cool" about everything and Brendon hopes no one will turn on each other later in the game... but REALLY all four want to get Daniele out next week if she doesn't win HOH!

After Daniele leaves Brendon says she was "mad" but kept her temper under control with all of them there talking to her at once. Rachel asks Brendon if they trust Daniele and he says "absolutely NOT". Rachel seems surprised because it looks like she was ready to play with Daniele again. She wonders if Jeff trusts her and Brendon doesn't seem to care about Jeff, only himself and her.

Later Jordan and Rachel talk in the HOH room about Daniele. Jordan says that if Jeff does leave next week that she does NOT want to work with Daniele and wants to work with Rachel and Brendon. BURN THE WITCH Jordan! Cast her out of the house! Jeff was also pissed the fuck AWF that Daniele thought she would get away with the backdoor Jeff plan. So that's it. Let's move on to the rest of the day after the houseguests wake up.

Right now, 4pm Dominic is SELLING HIS SOUL to Jeff, Brendon and Rachel up in the HOH room. Jeff is telling Dominic that he's a stand up guy and all but that he's been fucked in this game by "her" meaning Daniele and that he should only be mad at one person... Daniele. Dominic claims and LIES that he has no interest in Daniele as a game player alliance member. Dominic LIES saying that the first chance he gets he's going to evict and get rid of Daniele. Jeff is quick to tell him he doesn't believe him.

Jeff walks out to get "water" and Dominic is quick to talk about them "four" again meaning him, Daniele, Brendon and Rachel but Brendon and RAchel are quick to tell him that Jeff knows "everything" and that he knows about that once laid out plan. Rachel is now talking like a champ saying "you are being used as her pawn" and that they can't separate him and her. She MAKES SENSE that they have to get out her "closest ally" which his him.

Rachel says Dominic can promise the world to them but he won't go after Daniele. He slips up saying that next week he wont' go after Daniele now and wants to go after those 5 "losers" downstairs who aren't doing anything in the house. Jeff comes back in and says Daniele and Dominic had it damn good and they fucked up their game going after Jeff when they didn't have to.

Dominic once again claims innocence in his, Lawon and Daniele's "late night crew" talks by saying that they don't talk "game" at all. Jeff calls him a liar in one way or another and no one believes him. HE'S LYING and it shows. Dominic is thinking he is can say the one grand thing to save him from being evicted. He doesn't have the magic words that can save him. He's going to be evicted. He doesn't have Shelly's vote because Shelly is no longer a fan of Daniele and what she tried to do to her PRECIOUS friends Jordan and Jeff. And Porshce could be swayed but she won't be. She isn't that great friends with Daniele and has to realize she's being used by Daniele this week to get Daniele's way. So Kalia and Lawon will vote with the house leaving Daniele to decide whether or not to vote against the house or with it.

Now Dominic LIES about a "Cassi" alliance when Rachel calls him out on it. WHATEVAS Dominic! Downstairs Daniele is concerned Dominic is upstairs talking with "them" thinking he's getting "yelled at". Daniele talks with Kalia and Lawon in the Have Not bedroom. Here Kalia even sees that Dominic doesn't have a chance against them this week. Kalia then wonders if Jordan is okay with being an "idiot" and not being "up there" making or being part of any decisions. Kalia wonders if Daniele should go upstairs and stop it... BITCH WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS UP THOSE STAIRS AND STOP IT YOURSELF.

Back upstairs Dominic continues to be an absolute NEWB by saying that if Adam stays he is going to "run" this game with Shelly. Then Jeff says that if they keep you here that you'll "run" with Daniele! Now Dominic continues to LIE saying the "whole house" didn't know about Jeff being backdoored but Rachel says Porsche knew and Jeff wants to bet money that Lawon knows and Dominic then agrees other knew the plan. Rachel implies Daniele and Dominic are in a "showmance". LOL!

So Dominic's talk with the All Stars ends and Rachel wants to keep Dominic. Brendon is angry that she wants to and almost hollers that Dominic is going home! Jeff wants Daniele to be up on the block as this year's pawn every week, just to fuck with her.

July 26th Part 2

So what else has happened today? Kalia just CRIED to Shelly asking her why Shelly doesn't like her. UM, I THINK IT' SO OBVI! Shelly of course denies it and wants to know who's been telling her this because Shelly knows FOR DAMN BLACK SURE that she's been telling NON BLACK PEOPLE in the house that she BLACK doesn't BLACK like Kalia and Lawon. Kalia flat out asks Shelly if she was the "other" vote the first week and Shelly admits to it but Shelly also knows Kalia was the second vote to evict Keith week one.

Shelly also warns Kalia that if she goes and tells Daniele right after this that Shelly will NOT be happy and do "everything in my power" to get you, Kalia, evicted. Well Shelly you were planning on doing that anyways from the very beginning so THAT AIN'T NOTHING NEW.

Minutes later Shelly sees Kalia pass by in the kitchen and Shelly wants a hug from Kalia. They hug and Shelly promises to give Kalia another pep talk Thursday. But seconds ago Shelly agreed with Porsche in the kitchen that Kalia is an actress and she did turn against her own partner.

During another part of the day Daniele has finally expressed her interest and non interest in going after the All Stars. It seems that there's fear even by someone like her when it comes to attacking Jeff, Jordan, Brendon and Rachel. She thinks that if she goes after them next week and can only get out "one" that the other three will be after her for the rest of the game. TRUE. But at least you would have made great television for one week AND you would have been evicted the week after by someone like, let's say JORDAN!

So Daniele says she came back for another season to prove that she can win Big Brother. She doesn't know what to do exactly. She feels like she has, that she MUST let go of Dominic but she feels there's some fight in her to get control of the house. She also knows that if she gets to the end playing the way she did that she does NOT have Jeff, Jordan, Rachel or Brendon's votes if they are in the jury. She has to play to have their votes if she gets to the end. She's ALL about jury this season and her playing like this way this week because of a "cute twink" is just something she can't afford at this moment. But this is Daniele we're talking about.. she plays emotional on TOP of playing for memorable moments.

I have no doubt Daniele will win an endurance HOH comp and then use that HOH comp to promise every NEWB in the house safety for a week, go after the All Stars to garner all of their jury votes and somehow still hope she can get to the final 2 spots despite the remaining All Stars after her the entire game. Daniele, I hate to say it but you my WITCH are highly predictable.

OH MY GAWD! I got it. I'm watching Kalia and Daniele's chat earlier regarding Daniele's fear of the All Star couples and even Kalia is telling Daniele that maybe it would be a good idea that she doesn't win HOH. SO I GOT IT. When Daniele is up on the endurance against a NEWB, she'll give it to the other NEWB left in the endurance comp, let them go after the All Star couples, let someone else have the blood on their hands and she knows she's safe because the couples have to be broken up at some point so why not next week. BRILLANT Daniele... but it depends on who is the last person left up on the endurance comp with you. If you and Porsche are left... you better win BITCH 'cause Porsche is SO coming after your ass.

Daniele also revealed her TRUE FINAL FIVE to Kalia again. Her, Kalia, Dominic, Rachel and Jordan. She says "we could beat her" meaning Rachel. But Kalia has to FUCKING REALIZE that Daniele is pulling people to the end who she feels can't win so if Kalia were smart she would be able to see Daniele rear her ugly head in Kalia's direction and Dominic's direction making sure they go out before her so that they can be "solid" jury votes for Daniele. Kalia is just not smart enough to realize that Daniele has no interest in pulling Kalia to the final 2 chairs. Daniele wants Rachel in that final 2 chair spot.

What else. Lawon and Kalia exchange information about "them" meaning the All Star couples trying to turn them against each other. Lawon seems to be all about Team Kalia even AFTER being told that she's been planning to get rid of Lawon these first four weeks. I guess they realize that they need each other for the rest of the game. They both doubt Shelly and are onto her.

Over in the ktichen Daniele is talking with Dominic and he notices she is feeling "down". He says he feels fine that he's leaving this week. She covers her eyes with her boney fingers and can't look at him. She says she feels "bad" and says "it's totally my fault and it sucks". She goes saying "I'm really sad because it's like my fault". Dominic tells her to stop. She said "it should have never happened".

She says out of all the people in the house she only cares that he's going home. That people are trying to hurt him by her expense. She says "it's stupid. I did nothing except get you out the door". Dominic praises her and compliments her. He says "cheer up buttercup". He says that he's only here for one more day and he wants her to not mope around the rest of his time. He says that at least they made "friends" in there.

She feels there's "nothing" she can do and says it's not his fault... BUT IT IS! He chose to make a shitty alliance in the beginning that just didn't and couldn't win the house over or comps. HE decided to go against the All Stars and not team up with them when they had power like Shelly and Kalia did in the beginning. HE didn't win HOH comps when he had a fair shot in winning them. HE threw POV's when he didn't have to and didn't win them when it counted. IT IS HIS FAULT he's leaving.

Brendon comes into the kitchen kinda crashing their talk. Jeff and Jordan pass by ending their talk as well. Kalia & Lawon join them and Dominic asks them if they did their "goodbye" messages for him. Daniele said he'll like hers. Kalia asks if Dominic needs help packing. AWWW this final four FRIENDSHIP alliance is sweet and could be very well intact next week if Allison Grodner decides to bring Dominic back through "America's Vote" for a returning houseguest. SORRY CASSI, you just suck so much that you can't compete with this final four alliance!

Just before I hit the sack we find Dominic, Daniele and Kalia wanting to take control of the house. They want to get Shelly, who they all can't stand and Dominic at one point wanted to expose her for being a liar, now wants to trick her into siding with them to take out the All Star couples. They all decide to work on Porsche to get her vote. UM SURE, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. Lawon and Kalia are down for it so Dominic believes he has 3 solid votes, he needs 2 more or 1 more and Daniele working on Rachel to break the tie in his favor. Either way at least Dominic isn't going out without a fight. It will make for good TV. One wonders if the Diary Room got to Dominic to make for some good edited TV. One wonders...

July 27th

Dude I don't know what the FUCK is happening but I do know the house tried to implode on itself. There's so much to cover so I'm going to try to catch it all. There's alot of shit talking happening in the house.

Jordan and Brendon at some point wanted to have a house meeting to have all the house issues out on the table. Over in the Candy room Kalia argues or mostly debates with Jeff regarding her knowledge or lack thereof of the plan to backdoor Jeff. Jeff is just tired of listening to what he believes to be Kalia's lies. He leaves the room leaving Kalia almost in tears but she's angry enough to call him a "fucking asshole" after Jeff leaves the room. Jordan was in the room at this time and I'm sure heard Kalia call HER MAN an "asshole".

So at this point Jordan moves over to the kitchen and talks with Brendon and wants a house meeting. They start calling people over. Dominic joins them as does Kalia. But that's it. So far. Brendon and Kalia start going at it. Kalia again professing her angle that she knew about the backdoor Jeff plan but didn't think it would actually happen so she failed to mention it to Jordan who she believes to be her "friend" in the house. That's where the problem here lies. Jeff is angry with Kalia because he has gotten her to admit that the plan was there but can't understand why Kalia didn't feel the need to tell her "friends" in the game that "hey, there's a plan to backdoor you guys".

She continues to stand by that there was no need to start shit or drama because she felt that it wasn't going to happen. She even brought up the talk she had with Rachel and Brendon the night before POV where she was flat out told that she was going up as the replacement nominee. So she went downstairs after that and asked Jeff and Jordan for their "promised" votes. THE problem still remains... her OTHER friend Daniele proposed a plan to backdoor Jeff and Jordan with Jeff to be evicted, Kalia knew about it and STILL kept that piece of vital information to herself. This is a distinct reason that Jeff HATES Kalia. Jordan still wants to remain friends and all but doesn't like that Kalia didn't say anything.

At some point during the house meeting that is taking place in the kitchen, Rachel comes downstairs from her HOH and sits at the round table. Daniele joins them FINALLY after Dominic and Kalia have been battling Jeff and Brendon. Shelly and Adam and Porsche are in the purple room. Shelly actually kept coming in and out of the house meeting to "gather food" when really she was very interested in getting involved at the right time. Lawon also joined the group but really wasn't involved at all in the fights or debates because really he DOES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING GAME.

At one point Kalia tries to tell everyone that "everyone lies" at some point in the game. TRUE. But Shelly claims innocent and tells Kalia that she can't speak for her or something to that effect. Shelly continues to believe that her lies in the house are not going to catch up with her. She stands by that she is playing without lying in the house. Kalia also hates that fact that people are calling her a "floater" in this game. They call her this because week one she was with the All Stars and then she floated over to Daniele's side of the house and wants to be back in good with Jeff and Jordan so that when they have power she can float back to them.

Kalia also explains why she "floated". She claims that she heard about an "alliance" being built on the NEWB side and she wasn't a part of it. So she took it upon herself to make an alliance with the All Stars. She was led to believe she was part of a 6 person All Star alliance. She also found out later that "another person" made the same deal with the All Stars so she felt like a "used" player. She claims when she found out there more deals she started playing on her own. Jeff says he didn't offer her any deals but Kalia says Rachel and Brendon offered the final 6 deals.

Now notice she talked about an alliance built within her own alliance. No one is owning up to that alliance. Not Dominic. Not Lawon. And of course not Daniele who now knows about it through Dominic. Side note: Dominc, Lawon, Kalia and Daniele are trying to create a new power four but with Dominic leaving this week... Dominic had just better stop making alliances cause he's cursed and every alliance he creates just dies before it can get off and running.

So anyways, during the house meeting Jeff is doing alot of the talking. He's pushing how "someone" was behind the backdoor Jeff plan and now Dominic is taking the fall for that "person" and their "fucked up" plan. They also tell Kalia that this "person" is going to backstab you at some point and let you take the "fall" after Dominic. Kalia has felt some concern that her game will end because of Daniele BUT no one is naming or pointing at Daniele. All the All Stars want is for Daniele to just OWN the plan to backdoor Jeff.

Rachel chimes in saying that Kalia's "friend" will send her out the door, not give her a pity vote, make you take the fall, etc. Daniele and EVERYONE knows that EVERYONE is talking about Daniele so FINALLY Daniele chimes in telling Rachel "you're an idiot". This pisses off Brendon and Daniele who stays seated at the round table FINALLY starts talking.

She is going back and forth with Brendon and the point that Brendon is trying to make is that Daniele IS the person everyone is talking about. BUT Daniele tries to claim that she isn't at fault for the plan. She tries ONCE AGAIN to turn the couples against each other by saying that after the luxury competition that Brendon and Rachel started talking about backdooring Jeff and Jordan BUT Brendon and Rachel claim that Daniele has been planting seeds of doubt for "weeks" and that Daniele used that luxury comp aftermath as a vehicle to drive Jeff on the block. It almost worked until the couple really started to think about if it was a good idea to actually go after Jeff.

The four All Stars stick to the point that Daniele has been planting seeds to turn the couples against each other so that she could further her game with Dominic. THIS IS TRUE. Of course Daniele doesn't admit to it. Jeff and Daniele start arguing. Jeff's point is that he took her attack on him "personal" because everyone knows that next week is the week where people don't make the jury. Jeff and Jordan, who are in a long distance relationship, wanted to come on the show and play to make it as far as the jury, further if possible, but they wanted to spend the "summer together". Jeff tells Daniele that he takes her move against him as a personal one because he told Daniele in the beginning this is what he wanted for him and Jordan and she still decided to go against it.

She FINALLY tells Jeff that she was after him and did want him out. She says her reason was that Jeff was the "biggest threat" to her winning this game. It makes no sense to Jeff because he hasn't won anything and he can't understand why she wanted to target him. But I KNOW. She won't admit to it but Jeff and Jordan are this year's Dick and Daniele. America Loved Dick and Daniele and helped them get furhter in the game with America's Vote. That's a fact, don't argue with me on that.

So Daniele, knowing this, is afraid that America, who helped Jeff and Jordan during their season with that Coup de'tat thing, knowing that America will coninue to help them in the game. She wanted to get Jeff out to eliminate Jeff from getting another "wizard" power or just getting pushed furhter in the game via America's Choice. She won't admit to it. She wont' give exact reasons why she is afriad of him in the game but she just says she wanted him out.

Jeff even points out how good Daniele had it in the game. That she had the All Stars on one side protecting her and the NEWBS on the other side protecting her and that she just had it good, right in the middle. That she didn't have to do this move and then Jeff starts calling Daniele a "loser". She calls him immature, along with Brendon yet she can't own up to her own immature antics when she called Rachel an "idiot" and has bad mouthed people behind their backs. okay so the WITCH is the only mature one in the house. UM OKAY.

Rachel at one point tells Daniele that she has a "black heart". WHOA! Now Dominic wants to know why the NEWBS didn't stick together to go after the All Stars. He then singles out the people who fucked up week one for the NEWBS. First Shelly and then Kalia. When Dominic targets Shelly as the person lying in the house, lying to him about Keith's vote week one and lying about having a deal with the All Stars "day 2". Shelly of course DENIES it all and tells Dominic to get his "facts straight". Shelly won't have it. She threatens him that he will side a whole new side of Shelly if he keeps this up. BITCH PLEASE, we've been waiting for your other different side for a week now. She ain't showing up.

The house meeting fight gets stupid as Dominic wants a hug from everyone. Even he and Shelly hug. WHAT THE MUTHA FUCKING FUCK?!?!

UH OH! Just before the house meeting started the indoor 30 hour lockdown started. Looks like ENDURANCE is getting built outside for Thursday! Daniele is a show in to win it. I can only that this year we FINALLY get a "push the button the longest to win" endurance HOH. I'm so sick of those comps where you have to swing around, hold onto something, spin around, feet on a ledge, hanging over BULLSHIT. We WANT A PUSH THE MUTHA FUCKING BUTTON again. Season 6's endurance pressure cooker comp was INSANE and one of the best live feed viewing memories of all the seasons. NOTHING compares to that viewing experience.

So afterwards Kalia continues to build a relationship with Jeff and Jordan. Crying to them and pledging, I guess, herself to them in the game? Fuck if I know what she's doing. She just doesn't want them mad at her in case they win HOH.

Downstairs Dominic and Daniele are not done trying to flip the house in favor of Dominic staying. They believe they can pull in Shelly and Porshce. It's like they or no one cares about Adam. He didn't UTTER a single word during the house meeting. He came out to see what was going on but did nothing. It's like he's given up in the game. It's weird.

So Dominic has gotten to Shelly... or so he thinks. Shelly never promised him her vote. She ended up going upstairs to tell Jeff, Jordan and Brendon what Daniele and Dominic are planning downstairs. Shelly here admits that she will NOT vote to keep Dominic. Porsche is getting talked to by Daniele but Porsche has already talked with Adam during the house meeting fight and told him she doesn't want him to leave. If anything Porsche will get REVENGE this week at Dominic for thinking Porsche was an easy person to get rid of week one in favor of Keith, who went off on her and yelled at her. Porsche is mad that people still voted to keep him after what he did to her.

So there goes that plan on keeping Dominic around. Later Shelly talks with Adam and Porsche in the purple room about what Daniele and her crew are up to. Porsche and Shelly are telling Adam they want him here and Dominic out. Jeff, Jordan, Brendon and Rachel continue to bash Daniele around the house, of course not to her face. Brendon calls Daniele "Hitler" while Jeff refers to her as a "bitch" while Jordan calls Daniele "jealous" of Cassi... WHICH Daniele was. Daniele and Dominic on their side of the house talk about how mean and evil Brendon and Jeff are for talking down to their women and to women in general. Jeff was kind of an asshole to Jordan during the house meeting, telling her to stop talking, that what she was saying wasn't important and that no one wants to her whatever she was saying because it had been said already. ASSHOLE DICKWAD move Jeff. But you know, I think Jordan is the type of woman who enjoys a man telling her when to talk, when to shit, when to eat and when to sleep. I'm sorry but I think Jordan is that type of woman.

Over in the Have Not bedroom Daniele lays down with Dominic and talks with Kalia and Lawon. The new FRIENDSHIP four that are about to get broken up. Kalia wants their plan to "work". It's like they feel they had to escape to the Have Not bedroom to talk and socialize. Lawon, who claimed during the house meeting that he is playing on his own, is sure as hell playing with his friends aka an alliance. Lawon really needs to get his STUPID ASS out of that Have Not room and mix in with the other side of the house.

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July 23, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 3! Cassi Evicted 9-0! Rachel Wins HOH Again! Dominic & Adam Nominated... Again!

July 21st

WOW! Rachel wins HOH, Cassi gets her ass evicted and Rachel wins MUTHA FUCKING HOH! Hell the final 2 in the HOH comp were Rachel & Brendon! But I was a bit shaky as to who was going to take out who because on the last question there was Adam, Lawon and Dominic voting one way while Rachel and Brendon were voting the other way. Hell it could have gone either way.

We SUPER FANS are led to believe from past seasons that Julie Chen are "fed" the answers to the HOH questions and we suspect as usual of rigging every season. This was a perfect set up to get Rachel out this week by just saying the final 3 NEWBS were "correct" thus eliminating both Rachel and Brendon... BUT it ended up the other way around. The NEWBS were all eliminated in one swoop and the final 2 in the HOH comp were THE BB COUPLE.

I was shouting and clapping SCREAMING at the TV. I was celebrating if you couldn't figure it out. I, just like the show, needs Rachel DRAGGED all the way to the end. Rachel has to continue being the show's MASTER VILLIAN to be taken to the final 2. I believe Allison Grodner wants a season where the fans who hate Rachel will watch all season long waiting for Rachel to be evicted. It will only be a matter of time before we hear some houseguests coming out of the Diary Room telling others that "they" are asking if it's a good idea to bring Rachel to the end to win against her.

Now look, I realize Rachel is getting the EVIL edit this season and I could give 2 shits about Brendon's edit but seriuosly, Rachel is playing into the EVIL role this season. The Diary Room talks shown on the CBS edit show are beyond rehearsed lines fed to her. They are creating a character and she is happily going along with it. I don't for a second believe Queen Rachel is a mastermind and planned this season's character out from the start. She just showed up and asked to look at the "script".

So now what does Queen Rachel want to do this week. I suspect based on live feed gameplay that Rachel will want Dominic out HARD FUCKING CORE in fear of retaliation for Cassi's eviction. I suspect Brendon will be down for it. Does Jeff and Jordan want that? No, but who cares what they want.

Shelly and Adam have already expressed interest in putting up Kalia and Lawon. Surprise, surprise Shelly is on board getting another black person out of the game. She has NOT given Kalia a chance to really get to know her. And the same can be said for Kalia, she only wants to hang out with young girls to feel young herself. Shelly and Kalia will NEVER get along in the house. Expect them to target each other for the rest of the season. Again Shelly is NOT a racist but she sure comes off with traits of one. He always targeting the black people in the house would have pissed me off. I would have been like... name a target you want out that house that isn't black. Seriously.

9pm comes around and Rachel, Daniele and Jordan talk in the purple room about who to go after this week. Jordan suggests putting up Lawon and Kalia but then Rachel says that scary thing about that is if Dominic and Adam play POV and win it, they pull off Lawon and Kalia forcing Rachel to put up Jeff and Jordan. Jordan laughs saying "I didn't think about that" and then says quickly "then put up Dominic and Adam". LOL!

Now Daniele is pushing Adam to be evicted this week. PUSHING HIM HARD. Saying he's "sketchy" and can't be trusted. Trying to scare Jordan and Rachel that Adam can't win in a physical comp but it supposely good at puzzles, EVEN THOUGH HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT YET. Daniele is so transparent in her push to save her LOVER Dominic.

Jordan and Rachel, when they are alone, will of course target Dominic to weaken Daniele. They have no intention on getting Adam out this week. They are just being SUPER LIPSTICK FAKE to Daniele's face about getting out Adam. SORRY DANIELE, you're NOT going to get your way this week. Dominic WILL be evicted if he doesn't win POV. Of course if a houseguest comes back next week and the CRAZY INSANE happens where one NEWB couple wins POV and pulls of the other NEWB couple and Jeff or Jordan leave, they'll just come RIGHT BACK in with "America's Vote". Sorry Cassi, you just can't compete with Jordan or Jeff being evicted week 3.

Jordan leaves to go into the hot tub and Daniele is back to working hard in getting into Rachel's head about how scary Adam is in this game. Rachel does bring up how this week is a tie breaker week meaning Rachel makes the final decision if the house can't decide. Daniele feels like saving Dominic this week is "like a really good idea". UM SURE THING WITCH!

WHOA! EVIL! Pointing at Daniele with a finger shouting EVIL!!!! She just told Rachel that Jeff and Jordan are already planning weeks ahead and asked Dominic if he stays in the game who would he side with, them or Brendon and Rachel. Telling Rachel that Jeff and Jordan are planning to use NEWBS against Rachel and Brendon. WHOA! Daniele tells Rachel that when Jeff talks to just listen to him but don't agree with them or make any deals. To then bring the information back to Daniele so "they" can decide what to do with Rachel's HOH.

EVIL!!!! Damn Daniele, have you even seen Dominic's dick? What he has a 2 inch dick? What's so special about him. You know if you were a masterful player you could get to the end with anyone, it doesn't have to be JUST Dominic. They exit the purple room. Daniele feels good about herself manipulating Rachel. Did it work? Doubt it. Maybe for a second but once she tells Jeff and Jordan what Daniele said or even Brendon... SHIT GONNA HIT THE FAN! Daniele versus Jeff THIS WEEK is gonna be awesome!

July 22nd

So... as midnight passes we get Rachel getting her HOH room key and both Rachel and Brendon complaining about the STUPIDIEST THINGS. Brendon bitching and moaning that he GAVE Rachel HOH... UM... NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU JUST SUCK AT BB. He also complained that Rachel's sister's HOH letter didn't mention him or his family and that his family photos or photos of himself aren't in the HOH pictures... OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Brendon is beyond gut wrenching right now. He can't compliment Rachel for her win but let's not let Rachel get away clean here. She's BITCHING and MOANING about people not coming up to her HOH room during the night to "talk" and that everyone is downstairs talking with Jeff and Jordan. EVERYONE WORSHIP ME cries Rachel's pouting face.

But it seems Daniele's mention of Jeff and Jordan getting in good with the remaining NEWBS have gotten into Rachel's head. Later Kalia goes upstairs to talk to Rachel to push for Dominic to stay. This TWAT even offers herself as bait to get out Lawon this week. Um.. Shouldn't Jeff, Jordan, Rachel and Brendon REALIZE that Dominic hasn't said a fucking word and he's got 2 women FIGHTING to keep him in the house. It's almost like he doesn't have to do a DAMN thing except stay downstairs, play pool and just hang around while OTHER bitches in the house play for him. It's pathetic and Rachel hopefully sees through it at some point.

Rachel tells Kalia near the end of their game talk that she still doesn't know what to do. Remember Rachel isn't suppose to talk "game" without Brendon because Brendon is the ONLY person in the entire world that knows how to play Big Brother properly... I mean let's remember Brendon won all 12 seasons of Big Brother back to back... He's such an idiot.

Morning has come and gone and today is a complete MIND FUCK in the house. A luxury competition is causing Rachel to go off the deep end. She's grown a HUGE EPIC OUT OF CONTROL jealous fit rage towards Jordan who won the luxury comp and she had the choice to pick 3 people to watch some stupid new CBS reality show. Jordan picked Jeff, Shelly and Kalia. But NOT Rachel. Rachel apparently cried and threw a fit right after and it continues at least an hour after.

She can't hide her anger... AT ALL! Shelly and Jordan TRASH talk Rachel saying something about acting her own age, not her shoe size. Jordan NO longer feels sorry or "bad" for Rachel now that she's starting to see why America "hates" Rachel. Shelly is blown away by Rachel's temper and tantrum over not winning and not being picked. But come on, this is Shelly we're talking about... the biggest LIAR in the house. She's all sad on TV that she lied to Cassi but she sure as hell let it happen and is sure as hell happy she's still in the house. Shelly, Shut the fuck up about telling us how bad Rachel is for her behaviour, you my wacky wrinkled friend shouldn't be talking!

As for Rachel... GOOD GAWD let there be a sudden double eviction with Brendon and Rachel both evicted at once with ZERO chance of them coming back or getting to come back for next season's All Star season.

Dominic has finally started talking to Rachel and Brendon and is playing into the "get Rachel to hate Jordan and Jeff" bandwagon. And it's working. Pathetically working. Daniele STILL has it good in the house. She is using Dominic to push Brendon and Rachel against Jeff and Jordan. And I SAID IT'S WORKING! At least I think it is. Who knows what the hell Rachel wants. She is literally making me want to shut the feeds off right now. Hearing her and Rachel fight, argue or lecture each other now to play this game is enough to make me want to watch water boil on the stove.

Right now 4pm, Jeff is talking with Rachel and Brendon. All three are pushing for Dominic and Adam to be nominated today. No matter what. They call it the "safest bet" this week. They are going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth on who should leave this week between Adam and Dominic. Who knows if they'll win POV again and pull themselves off.

Now all three just compared Daniele notes. That she told them all individually that Adam could be America's Player. This WITCH is trying every angle to get them against Adam. Brendon seems like he could believe it but Jeff is quick, super quick to trash that rumor. That Daniele is just jumping to conclusions. But NONE of them are seeing that Daniele seems to be so desperate to keep Dominic that she'll tell everyone something, ANYTHING to get Adam evicted over Dominic.

Downstairs in the Have Not bedroom Dominic PLAYS with Daniele's hair. She is coaching him what to say to Rachel and Brendon. Her puppet about to be performed upstairs. I don't really care because the OBVI! choice is Dominic and Adam to be nominated.

Back upstairs Jeff, Rachel and Brendon laugh and talk about how it's no longer a big deal that Jordan didn't pick Rachel or Brendon or even Daniele to go on the luxury prize of watching that stupid CBS show in the HOH room. Today sucks when it comes to the feeds. It just like SUPER HARD SUCKS!

Um. so nominations are over and Dominic and Adam are nominated again. Um... Porsche is FINALLY starting to play the game rather than just shifting her feet around the house wondering what people are talking about. She and Rachel CHIT CHATTED in the HOH room. For some reason Rachel's new hate on Jeff and Jordan is thriving through Porsche. Rachel makes a pretty reasonable comment saying that Jeff and Jordan have both done the Amazing Race, Jeff already got to travel the world with that CBS online show thing and Jordan of course won her season of Big Brother. So... they both should leave the house to give other people the chance to win this season. Both agree on that factor and so do I.

BOREDOM in the purple bedroom. Adam is talking with Jeff and Jordan in the purple room about random stuff. Adam does admit that it is "easier" to watch this "at home" rather than being in the house and playing the game. Adam makes comments about people like me and you who see everything and call these houseguests "stupid" and say "how can you not see that" in referring to trusting someone or working with someone.

Adam SUCKS at Big Brother. Thanks to Daniele's mouth he's the MOST dangerous player IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD. And they all believe Daniele because she just doesn't and can not lie... right? Adam tells Jeff and Jordan that if he wins HOH next week he wants to put up Brendon and Rachel and hopes that they win POV so that Adam can throw up Kalia and Lawon... UM WHAT? Okay.. if that's what you want future HOH winner. Adam is so boring Jeff is falling asleep and Jordan looks half asleep.

Jeff suggests to join the rest of the house and Adam senses the boredom and agrees they all go back into the house. Adam is just depressed he's on the block so much this season. So sad to be Adam in that house. He makes me depressed for some reason.

July 23rd

HA HA HA! Sucks to be DANIELE in the house! FINALLY, early in the waking morning hours, Rachel has been tipped off that something is happening in her own alliance. She blames the Diary Room for giving her hints that Jeff and Jordan are throwing her and Brendon under the bus and what does Rachel do... she doesn't take their hints and runs with hit... she gently confronts Jeff and Jordan! Jeff can't believe the Diary Room would do that... but seriously Jeff, you have never been in a position where the Diary Room needed to fuck with your head to get what they want.

Brendon gets involved and he suggests they head upstairs to talk in the HOH.. without Daniele. WHOA! I can't believe this is about to happen. I FUCKING KNEW they would compare notes at some point.

So Jeff and Jordan are sitting on the HOH couch while Rachel and Brendon sit on the HOH bed. They all agree to just talk to clear the air. Brendon says that from here on out that if any one of us four are talking with Daniele that she is playing all of us. Jeff agrees. Fucking live feeds are cutting in and out of this conversation!

Jeff now talks about Daniele being "in the middle" pointing fingers while Brendon says she's a great "social player". Jeff says Daniele thinks that none of the All Stars are comparing notes like this. They now bring up her "planting doubts" between the couples. Jeff believes Kalia has no idea what she's doing and that she just wants to be "part" of something in the game. Little does he know he's on Team Daniele. What's going to happen soon I feel is the 2 All Star Couples are going to have to go against Daniele and the NEWBS. HOLY SHIT! At least Rachel has Porshce on their side... God knows what she can do in the game.

Jeff says he doesn't buy into all the shit being talked about downstairs and when he comes upstairs to talk with Brendon and Rachel, that he feels "good" after their talks. They discuss keeping Adam to go after Kalia. Jeff says he still doesn't trust Adam. Now they compare notes on Dominic saying how he and Daniele will be together near the end and that they would team up with whichever couple they wanted to create a stronger house alliance.

Shit I'm about to go somewhere for a few hours so I'm going to miss who wins POV and I'll update the rest of this talk. But just know Daniele came upstairs soon after the BIG TALK and was flustered and a bit angry or heated in her talk with the couple when they started talking with her about what they should really do with Dominic. Daniele then went downstairs to tell Dominic about how "stupid" and "dumb" Brendon and Rachel are for wanting to control everything when SHE wants to do just that through the NEWBS and the All Stars. JEALOUS MUCH WITCH?

July 23rd Part 2

Okay I'm back. Lost some money at the casino. It's okay. CAUSE BRENDON WON POV! Dominic and Adam are SO FUCKED this week. There's no way, no fucking way that POV is going to be used. Kalia is pushing for Lawon to be backdoored this week or at least is making him to be a bigger threat in the game than he really is. The BULLSHIT in the purple room is Shelly, Rachel and Kalia are pinning "he's really a lawyer" on Lawon. SERIOUSLY? Rachel thinks she's cracked the code of Lawon and Kalia helps egg it on.

Daniele also keeps moving through the house frantic, kinda like a chicken with its head cut almost off, just a bit attached. She knows Rachel and Brendon once again have ALL the power this week. Remember she mentioned to Dominic earlier that day that "dumb" Brendon and Rachel want to control everything... WELL THEY ARE!

Daniele thought still feels she can control the peope in the house with power. She believes no one is onto her. She has been pushing other agendas and targets for Brendon and Rachel to consider this week. Shit, everyone that isn't Dominic. She wants Jeff and Jordan backdoored with Jeff being the target. She wants Adam targeted for being such a "big" threat. She wants Lawon and Kalia put up so that Lawon can be taken out this week. JUST NOT DOMINIC!

The other HIGHLY interesting thing to happen today is Jeff told Kalia that Daniele is trying to do something against Jeff and Jordan. Now Kalia, at exactly 9:48pm, Kalia whispers what Jeff told her about Daniele to Daniele. Daniele really doesn't react but it seems like she's downplaying what Jeff said. They are in the kitchen talking at the table when Brendon comes in from outside where most of the houseguest are playing some game. Brendon invites them but whiney Daniele says she's doing her nails. She doesn't want to play. It seems Kalia's news has effected Daniele's once happy mood.

It seems Daniele has also told Kalia that Shelly finds Kalia "very annoying" and has repeated it repeatedly. Kalia seems to not care as much because maybe she thinks Shelly can be beaten in this game far too easily. Daniele now asks again what exactly Jeff said. Kalia repeats how Daniele is "up to something". This news is really bothering her.

Now Daniele pushes Jeff's comments regarding Daniele and Dominic's relationship in the game as something more than what it is. Kalia is now scared that if she and Lawon do go on the block with POV that she is nervous now because of her alliance with Daniele. Kalia feels that they may be a target now before Jury even comes. UH OH... this is ALL because Daniele PLAYED WAY TOO HARD in keeping Dominic. Kalia goes to the Candy bedroom to get something while Daniele mopes at the kitchen table painting her "stupid" nails.

When Kalia comes back through the kitchen Daniele says she's "now really bothered" by Jeff's comments. OH MY GOD she's still trying to fucking get Rachel and Brendon to use POV by saying that "people" need to offer "them deals". WTF? LET IT FUCKING GO! Good fucking GAWD! I wish Kalia would just tell Daniele "maybe we should just let Dominic go". But she hasn't and she won't because she's Daniele's new puppy, doing everything Daniele says and following Daniele everywhere around the house.

Kalia now says she hopes that she isn't a "pawn" in Daniele's game. That she won't be tossed aside and that she really is all about Daniele. I JUST WROTE THAT a few sentences up, Kalia is Daniele's BITCH. Daniele now super whispered that Kalia is her "final 2". WHATEVAS!

What needs to happen is both All Star couples need to pull Daniele up and flat out confront her about Dominic and her trying to turn both couples against each other. To just ask why Dominic is worth sacrificing her own game.

Kalia now asks Daniele that if nothing changes with the nominations and next week the downfall of Dominic makes her and Daniele are the next targets. Daniele feels she will be the most targeted but Kalia feels they are well aware of them both doing this, working to keep Dominic as a team. It's like Kalia is almost afraid to tell Daniele to STOP TRYING TO SAVE DOMINIC.

LOL! Dominic came over to the kitchen table to find Kalia and Daniele. He asks why are they both "down in the dumps"? Kalia denies it but Dominic says they "sure do look it". He requests a smile and they give him one. Shelly joins them in the kitchen interrupting Daniele from telling Dominic what's really going on.

FINALLY Shelly leaves. Daniele is quick to tell Dominic that she's pissed. He says he can see it. But before she can tell him Kalia and Brendon are interrupting them walking through the kitchen and sitting down talking with them. Brendon then says that he wishes America would give him a "job" like America's Player. Daneiel is quick to tell him "America has to like you" for him to get a job like that! ZZZZZZZING!

A few minutes later Dominic suggest he, Daniele and maybe Kalia go to the Metal bedroom, also known as the "spaceship" room but it's just fucking metal... ish. But they are interrupted by Shelly, Adam.. GOOD GAWD I GIVE UP!

July 24th

OHHH the FUCK UP DANIELE'S GAME plan is in effect. Brendon has pulled Jeff into the HOH room around 3pm today. They had just talked a few minutes ago talking about how "pissed" AWF Jeff was finding out Daniele is planning to backdoor Jeff this week, just to save Dominic. That he gloats to Brendon about how because of that move, Dominic is going to get evicted. I guess to teach her a lesson.

Upstairs Jeff and Brendon exchange and share information. Brendon points out he wants to lay everything out on the table regarding Daniele and the emotions and problems her mouth is creating. Brendon explains why he and Rachel were so angry when Jordan won the luxury comp and selected Shelly and Kalia thus almost proving Daniele's threats that Jeff and Jordan were building relationships and alliances with the NEWBS to go against Brendon and Rachel. They believed it based on Jordan's luxury comp winner choices. Jordan was just picking people for simple reasons, not alliance building reasons.

Jeff figures out along with Brendon that Daniele wanted Brendon and Rachel to go after Jeff and Jordan this week, Jeff gets evicted. Then Jordan is mad at Brendon and Rachel and joins Dominic and Daniele's side of the house creating Brendon and Rachel enemies number one in the house. Kinda brillant plan but seriously wasn't going to work because AGAIN it makes no sense for the All Stars couples are going to target each other this early on in the game. Let the NEWBS continue to be "scared" that if they end up finally taking out one of the All Star four couple members that the other 3 would be after them the rest of the game. No NEWB wants that, well maybe except Dominic.

Jeff is getting heated about his talk with Adam earlier. About how Adam thinks POV is going to be used and if it doesn't that he'll start campaigning for votes. Jeff BELIEVES Adam is in on the master plan to backdoor Jeff when he really isn't. He REALLY is out of the loop. But Jeff is taking his anger out on Adam in their previous talk. Jeff threatens Adam to not even talk to him if he doesn't get POV used on him because I guess he figures Adam is dead to him thinking this Daniele plan was going to work... a plan Adam still has no idea is in the works. Adam is just like standing there... waiting to get evicted... just standing there.. saying hi to people who pass by him.

Last night Jeff noticed Daniele would leave every room he came into "30 seconds" after he came in. He wanted to know what was going on. Now they talk about getting out Daniele next week once the key twist is over. That she is the closest thing to a "leader" to the NEWBS and if she leaves next week that they will "fall apart". The once again promise each other "final 5" and are both still shocked Daniele turned on them so fast. They understand that she felt 1st one out of the final 5 but they still fault her for playing the game.

It bothers him that Daniele is always thinking about jury and jury members and who will vote how and who will be in jury. Jeff doesn't care who's in jury, he just wants to make it to the end. Brendon is annoyed that Daniele didn't realize that maybe not all four of the couple members would make it to the end thus causing which ever couple lost it's member that she would be pulled in to make a new final four. Both are getting angry now towards Daniele and how she believes they are "dumb" players.

What's funny is downstairs Daniele is PUSHING for Jeff to be backdoored to Rachel by the pool while they sunbathed. RIGHT NOW she's pushing for Jeff to be backdoored, how they are pulling in Shelly and Adam to their side and that getting Jeff out would somehow benefit Rachel and Brendon. LOL, holy fuck this is going to make watching the TV edit CBS shows HILARIOUS!

Back upstairs Jeff and Brendon wonder what is going to happen this week. How to get Dominic out without rattling Daniele and Brendon wonders how they can trick Daniele into believing they are not after her so that she won't play for HOH next week. They want her to "relax" this week but Jeff feels Daniele knows something is up this week. AND SHE DOES!

Not sure how Jeff is going to react finding out that during their talk right now in the HOH that Daniele is still pushing to get Jeff out this week downstairs... Please let Jeff flip the FUCK OUT!

Jeff and Brendon, well mostly Brendon is doing most of the talking and planning here, says that they just need to push that they are getting rid of Dominic because they just don't trust him. That it has nothing to do with Daniele but it is all about Dominic. Now they figure out how Daniele wants a "dream situation" where not all members of the All Star players are around. That she wants her and Dominic in a final four with whoever she feels would benefit her in the end. GAME OVER for Daniele. Seriously. She's just a jury member this year.

UH OH! Rachel just came up into the HOH room. She smiles saying "hey". Daniele is not upstairs but has moved to the back bedrooms. Brendon is quick to tell Rachel what they talked with about Daniele and Jeff says "sneaky sneaky". Rachel smiles.

Both men tell Rachel how now Jordan can't talk game without him there but that she can talk game but to an extent. WHOA! Rachel tells them bout Daniele's chat downstairs. How she is trying to get the reasons why Daniele is doing this, backdooring Jeff and she won't answer. That Daniele admits that her and Dominic are talking to Adam and how they are trying to pull in Porsche.

Rachel now flat out tells Jeff that Daniele wants out, that Shelly will be the target next week, leave Jordan in the game as a pawn the entire season. Jeff says the real plan is to have the whole house target Rachel and Brendon next week after Jeff goes. She says Daniele is convinced the plan to backdoor Jeff is almost in effect.

UH OH! Daniele has pulled Shelly in the Have Not bedroom to talk game. Most likely to turn Shelly on the All Star couples. The basis of their talk is what is Daniele going to do. Daniele admits that she's not here to write a paycheck for a wedding or a vacation. That she's basically "not stupid" and Shelly agrees that she didn't come all this way to let "them" win the game aka the All Stars. Daniele wants to know who Shelly will target next week if she wins HOH. Shelly doesn't answer it now because she wants to "think about it". She's not going to name names at this point with Daniele. She says Lawon or Kalia are not a threat to her at all. OF COURSE NOT, THEY'RE BLACK! Oh Shelly STOP WITH THE attacks on the black people in the house. Kalia can very well win this game and pass you by BITCH on her way to the end!

Shelly says she's not afraid of any of them meaning the All Stars and makes Daniele happy when she says that you have to make a big move in this game. Daniele flat out asks if "they" have talked about her and Shelly says no, they haven't. Daniele says she feels like they don't trust her and she says she hasn't held any power... BULLSHIT. You don't have to have POV or HOH to have power in the house, if you control people that's POWER.

Shelly flat out asks Daniele now if she gets HOH next week if she will target the All Stars. Daniele of course doesn't answer. Why would she. Now she says the way she plays is which player does she leave in the game to better benefit her in the end game. She says the "four" upstairs are always downplaying her method and play week to week, not to end game. It bothers Daniele.

Daniele flat out asks Shelly if she would ever go against Jeff and Jordan. She says yes. Shelly is FULL OF RANCID BULLSHIT in this talk. Shelly asks Daniele if she has the "guts" to go after the big four next week and Daniele is AGAIN to not answer but answers with Shelly's words "you have to make a big move to win this game". SO YES, she wants to go after them next week. I do see Daniele's game plan. If she targets them, her own people, ALL the NEWBS will worship her like a GOD or play her for stupid for doing a job they didn't have to. Shelly says that Daniele won't "run" and tell people and if she does that she will see a "different Shelly". Now Shelly starts talking about how she doesn't do that. LIAR!

She goes on and on about how she plays with intergrity and honesty and doesn't play like that. LIAR! BURN THE OTHER WITCH IN THE HOUSE! Burn meaning evict her. Shelly says that Jeff and Jordan are here to play to get to Jury and not to win. Shelly says "you have to have backup support" to go after the "four". Shelly says Rachel approached her that Shelly talked about going after the "four" at some point, if she gets HOH next week. Shelly puts the blame on Cassi and not her. She says Rachel gets "very paranoid". Daniele calls their gameplay "horrible" and says Brendon thinks he's a "mastermind". Shelly agrees that they are not the greatest players but they are crushing dreams on the way.

Now Shelly says that if either Brendon or Rachel are in the end up against anyone... that YOU win. They are saying that there is not a soul who will vote for them to win up against anyone in the end. VERY TRUE. I said this last week, drag Rachel by her red hair to the end 2 spots. Daniele agrees. Shelly does admit that if she's in the end with Daniele that Daniele wins but Daniele of course doesn't agree hoping Shelly is stupid enough to believe she could take Daniele to the final 2 spots.

Rachel is outside talking with Porsche but who cares what they're talking about. Later Daniele goes into the Candy Room and Jeff comes in. He starts to play the act that he is not mad at Daniele. He says "what's up best friend" to her. And they have a random talk about working out and naps. And then less than a minute or so later she is quick to leave the room.

So Jeff grabs Jordan soon after and heads into the storage room. Jeff unleashes what is happening to Jordan. She is shocked but not that shocked to hear Daniele is after Jeff and plans to use Jordan in the game. She laughs saying "everything thinks i'm useless in this game". Jeff tells Jordan that Daniele is planting seeds in Brendon and Rachel's heads and how they almost wanted to backdoor them this week. Jordan says Daniele wants to snake through the game while other people get other people out for her. DING DING!

Jordan is told to keep quiet, pretend like the rest of them that Daniele is not a threat or that they are onto her and that hopefully she feels she won't have to win HOH. But Jordan is scared Daniele will play her hardest to win POV. TRUE! Jordan high fives Jeff on their way out for getting control of this game again. Jeff also said that Daniele still can't be in the same room as him, always leaving quick.

Over in the kitchen Dominic and Kalia are eating and talking. Jeff passes by and leaves outside and Dominic believes Jeff is going to flip his lid when he's backdoored this week. Kalia agrees and NEITHER know that the real plan is this week. Both believe their LEADER DANIELE has done her job in getting Jeff backdoored and Dominic saved this week. Dominic then says how getting Jeff out is the "best move on their part". UM SURE THING NEWB!

HA HA HA! Dominic says that after next week, WHEN HE'S STILL HERE, that he and Adam are going to be "Night and day". But damn.. he still could be here after next week, returning houseguests twist and all. Nothing is confirmed but it has been confirmed that Keith and Cassi are in sequestor. Julie Chen promised another twist this Thursday and we can only assume one of the first three NEWBS are coming back in. I would suspect Daniele will get her wish and Dominic returns to the game scareing the fuck out of the All Stars that America loves Dominic. If Cassi comes back in then the same scare is there. It all depends who's HOH and if they want to target the person who just came back in the house.

If you really want to know what Porsche and Rachel talked about, well here it is. Porsche said she wanted to work with Brendon and Rachel all the way to the final 3. That Porsche is still good in with Rachel. And Rachel pushed how untrustworthy Dominic is to hopefully secure a vote against him this week when he stays on the block.

The All Stars know that they need four solid votes to make it a tie so that Rachel can evict Dominic. They have Brendon, Jordan and Jeff. They know they don't have Daniele's. So that leaves the rest of the NEWBS. They can't trust Lawon or Kalia. All they have left is Porsche and Shelly. They believe they have both but one can't be too sure. With Rachel's work on Porshce this week they can assume they have their fourth vote, Porsche. So if Shelly decides to flip on the All Stars and sides with Daniele that her vote won't matter. All they need is Porsche's vote.

July 24th Part 2

HOLY FUCK IT'S CRAZY IN THE HOUSE! Daniele is bouncing off every room lying and spreading crap, shaking the entire house to save Dominic's model PENIS! It's crazy. She's got Dominic calling Shelly a BITCH and Kalia is freaking the fuck out talking to Brendon and Rachel after Jeff just grilled her in the kitchen about the "real plan" this week. I had gone out to dinner and I come back to crazyiness. No fights... YET! Jeff can only take so much Daniele is trying to backdoor me crap before he blows. Jeff never likes anyone after him in this game... EVER!

So just before 6pm Daniele is having small chit chat with Rachel outside while others workout. Daniele is ready to throw Shelly under the bus. LIKE SUPER HARD! She tells Rachel to promise not to tell anyone, only Brendon or "I'll kill you". Remember just an hour or so ago Shelly told Daniele that if she finds out Daniele says anything that she will see a "different Shelly". Well hopefully we get to see that new Shelly this week.

Both now walk up to the HOH room to talk. She tells Rachel not to talk to Shelly about this because she herself "swore" not to tell anyone about her chat with Shelly. She tells Rachel how Shelly knows she's at the bottom of the All Star alliance. She BLAMES everything said in her and Shelly's chat solely on SHELLY! WITCH!

Daniele says Shelly wants Jeff out of the house and wants Brendon and Rachel at the end of the game. Daniele LIES saying she didn't give Shelly any information and how she was just "sketchy" to talk to Shelly. Daniele now says that Shelly wants Jeff out, she's using other houseguests to make the voice bigger to "GET JEFF OUT THIS WEEK". Rachel says she doesn't believe it.

Daniele uses Shelly's friendship with Jeff and Jordan as a means to get the Jeff angle more serious. Meaning Jeff's house alliance is growing. Daniele's main point is that if Rachel does backdoor that there are more people in the house that would "surprise" you in backing you up on this decision.

Daniele seems to be getting SOOOOOO frustrated with Rachel for not seeing this. And when Rachel starts bringing up how Dominic should be taken out Daniele gets defensive. Saying how THEY told HER to team up with him to get Cassi out and now THEY don't want him after she made all these deals with HIM. So again it's EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT for Daniele's fuck ups in the game.

Daniele says that Jeff told Kalia not to talk to Daniele. LIE! Jeff is all about no one telling anyone to not talk to anyone. All Jeff said was he wants to know what's going on with Daniele and her plans. Now Daniele feels like she really has a reason to be mad at Jeff and comes off as she did NOTHING wrong. Brendon comes upstairs and enters the HOH room.

Daniele asks Brendon what Jeff was talking to him about. He says it was mostly about Dominic. She now ONCE AGAIN blames them for Daniele being shafted for aligning with Dominic. Brendon says Jeff is hearing Dominic shit around the house and how Jeff knows he's going on the block so he's making up shit to save himself.

Now Daniele is telling Brendon what was said to her by Shelly. She's PUSHING SO SUPER HARD to get her way this week without actually having the power to actually do anything. Daniele knows she's going to come off like a DOUCHE on TV when shit doesn't go her way. Daniele is talking a mile a minute repeating everything she's trying to sell to Rachel earlier.

Brendon does bring up a good to Daniele saying she doesn't know everything Dominic is up to. TRUE TRUE! I would have loved to tell Daniele that you should be able to play this game without Dominic. Daniele and Brendon now debate argue how to play this game. Daniele says that when she's HOH that she is going to do whatever the HELL she wants. BUT she then contradict herself by saying Brendon and Rachel are playing the game like everyone is out to get them YET Daniele says everyone is forming a house alliance against them with Jeff and Jordan at the top of the new alliance GOING after Rachel and Brendon. LIAR LIAR WITCH LIAR! Daniele even swore on her life and we all know Brendon hates that from his conversation with Cassi last week.

What seems like 20 minutes later Daniele KEEPS pushing for Jeff to evicted and Dominic to be saved. Brendon has left leaving Rachel to keep pushing she doesn't trust Dominic. She's basically lying to Daniele but Rachel doesn't know how to handle a crazy Daniele. Daniele again claims Dominic is "not my partner" and annouces "that if I want him to go he'll go". Sure.. WHATEVAS!

Daniele keeps getting heated. Saying why is she even working with Brendon and Rachel if they don't trust her. Why is she wasting her time. She calls this "so stupid". She continues to say she won't turn her back on them but has plenty of friendships in the house but she won't turn her back on them. This is all coming from Rachel saying that she thinks Dominic will turn Daniele against them. AWKWARD! Rachel says that she knows Daniele is pushing for Jeff to go this week and that Brendon doesn't want that.

Then Daniele THREATENS saying that if Dominic goes this week that she'll be PISSED, REALLY PISSED! But if I was Rachel I would have said, why, he's not your partner. You just said you want to work with us more than the other people in the house. I would have been like WHY CAN'T YOU LET DOMINIC GO?

She then says she doesn't care if Adam goes and she's fine with that. She again says she will be "furious" if Dominic goes this week. Now she says she's pissed if he leaves. Daniele finally ends it thinking her walking out on Rachel in this manner will get her way.

Later Brendon comes inside from working out to find Jeff and Jordan at the kitchen counter. Jeff tells him Daniele just came downstairs and went to talk to Kalia looking all upset and held her hand up to her head in the shape of a gun and shot herself. Jeff and Brendon laugh and agree to go upstairs with Jordan to talk with Rachel.

The minute Jeff and Jordan walk into the HOH room Jeff says "I know you got something good". Brendon and Rachel are ready to talk. Rachel says she told Daniele that Brendon isn't going to use POV and that Jeff isn't going home this week. Both Jordan and Jeff talk about how pissed Daniele was coming downstairs from the HOH room.

Rachel FLAT out asks Jeff if he told Kalia not to talk to Daniele and he says that is a "100 percent lie". Jordan says that's a lie too saying "she is avoiding us". Jeff now tells about him going up to Kalia in the bathroom just minutes before asking her what's going on. To see if Kalia is really on their side. Askign Kalia if anything is "fishy" and Kalia says no.

Kalia said she tells Jordan everything and Kalia claims she doesn't know what's going on. LIAR! Rachel said she's not mad but "strained" from her talk with Daniele. Jordan now admits that "everyone was trying to get me to backdoor you guys" and even Julie Chen asked her upstairs during the live show why Jordan didn't backdoor Brendon and Rachel to which Jordan told her "that would have been the dumbest move ever".

Jordan says that now that you guys are HOH they, meaning the NEWBS are going to tell them to backdoor Jeff and Jordan. Rachel says in the mix of their talk that "Dominic has to go" this week. Brendon is telling Jeff the shit Daniele is talking about Jeff. Jeff says "she knows she's fucked".

Rachel then says Daniele said she would be "fucking" pissed when Daniele really didn't say the F word. Rachel sure loves to sparkle every conversation she had with people. Daniele did tell her that and she admitted to it and still does it.

They joke that they should sleep at 9pm to wake up at 12am to stay up with Daniele and all her side of the house to crush all their late night game talk. Rachel then says Daniele was the one last week telling the NEWBS to use Jeff and Jordan's HOH to target Rachel and Brendon. Jordan is nervous checking the HOH TV to make sure no one is about to come in and hear this. Rachel tells them that Porsche is with them in this game. They feel a war is coming on with Daniele on her side and them on their side.

They say that next week if Daniele wins HOH that one of them four are leaving next week. Rachel says Daniele is "fucking good" and Jeff says "get real" and says Daniele isn't good "at what's she'd one in this house so far". Rachel scares them that if this HOH does favor Daniele like an endurance HOH comp then she could win it. Brendon gets upset, still upset over last season's endurance comps not built for someone as tall and big as him. He says they were all designed for "small people". LOL! Kinda true though.

So later Jeff talks with Kalia in the kitchen playing dumb as to some plan to get Adam out this week. Kalia now plays dumb too because Jeff is playing dumb. He asks "how did you guys know about the plan". Kalia says they all stay up late not talking about game. Jeff says "no one talks game in here" and mocks her. Jeff says that "you better be telling me everything you know". Jeff is doing a good job making Kalia chase her tail in a circle over and over again.

Kalia goes upstairs and gets told by Rachel and Brendon that Kalia and Lawon may be backdoored with Lawon as the target. They are just fucking with her. Outside Rachel is talking with Dominic and wonders why Kalia is going upstairs to talk with Rachel. Minutes later when Kalia comes back downstairs she asks Jordan that if she and Lawon go up on the block that Jordan will PROMISE to vote to keep her in the house. BITCH YOU AINT' EVEN ON THE BLOCK, RELAX. Damn, imagine when Kalia is finally on the block how she would act in the house. Jeff just keeps asking "where is this coming from". Kalia won't answer but she just wants them to promise her their votes.

Daniele doesn't give the fuck up. Later Rachel is outside working out and she keeps pushing about how if Dominic stays on the block does he have the votes. Rachel says she doesn't think so. Daniele says her, Kalia and maybe Shelly would vote to keep Dominic over Adam. But Daniele again says she's getting "shafted" with Dominic leaving and ends up walking away frustrated again.

So later Rachel and Jordan talk on the hammock, exchanging more information. About how Shelly was told by Daniele that "they" never invited her upstairs. I'm guessing she's talking about Jordan last week? Not sure. Jordan says she asked Jeff what did he do to have Daniele coming after him and he says he doesn't know. Jordan now brings up Cassi's talk last week when she pitched the idea of backdooring Brendon and Rachel. Now Jordan sees that Daniele could have been behind that one.

Jordan agrees that they four should stick together and had she gone after Brendon and Rachel last week that her and Jeff would have still been targets this week. VERY TRUE! Their talk gets interrupted by some almost dead bee on the hammock.

July 25th

Close to midnight Shelly and Jordan get to some talking on the outside couches. Shelly admits she easedropped on a storage room conversation between Kalia and Rachel. She heard that Lawon and Kalia were the targets and she doesn't understand what really is going on. Jordan tells her how Daniele and Shelly reveals some bits from her talk with Daniele earlier. How she said Jordan "doesn't know what she's doing in the game" and Jordan says she sees why Daniele is closer to Brendon and Rachel due to the reality show conventions.

Shelly again pledges her alliegance to the All Stars. Shelly also reveals to Jordan that if Daniele wins HOH that she is going after Brendon and Jeff next with with Jeff as the main target. Jordan is told by Shelly that Jeff and her are good in the house up against Brendon and Rachel. NOPE! Everyone wants to be in the end against Brendon or Rachel!

So Jordan starts telling Shelly more about what Daniele told the All Stars. I guess Shelly is trying to fish for information from her and Daniele's chat that could screw Shelly in the game. Jordan now says that if Daniele puts her and jeff up next week that Jordan would campaign like hell to save Jeff by saying she already won the game.

Shelly seems annoyed that Rachel continues to question her vote for the week. Shelly says if Rachel keeps this up that she'll "dump" Rachel. Jordan now says that Daniele was leading the charge to get Cassi out last week. Now Shelly says she plays the game by not telling everyone everything and Jordan says that Shelly will go far in the game. Shelly says she's getting pissed that Daniele is putting things in people's heads.

Um.. what's CRAZY about Shelly talking with Jordan is Lawon is at the other end of the couch almost hte entire time. He did get up to leave to get a band-aid but is back. Does Shelly think sound doesn't travel?!?!

Downstairs in the kitchen Daniele questions Porsche on who she would put up if she won HOH. Porsche says "your friend Kalia" !!!!LOL!

So morning has come and gone. LOADS of shit happening in the house. Daniele's fame and "love" in the house is almost dead. Let's get through today's stuff like SUPER FAST because a HUGE house confrontation is coming with Daniele to be the main target.

Jeff who originally agreed to keep quiet regarding Daniele's betrayal of him is now starting to bring it up more and more to other houseguests. He's playing dumb claiming he knows of a plan to backdoor him this week but wants the NEWBS to tell him the TRUTH, that Daniele is the sole person behind this plan and he wants the NEWBS to rat her out. Of course none of them have and when Jeff talked with Dominic, well he couldn't remember or name who told him of the plan to backdoor Jeff. Jeff wants to call a house meeting to expose this rumor and Dominic seems down with it.

Brendon has gone a HELL OF A POWER TRIP bitching about taking the bible downstairs and getting people to swear on it. I think I remember him trying to do this last year during his "house meeting". ASSHOLE.

He also took Lawon upstairs with Rachel to tell Lawon about the "plan" to backdoor him, telling him Kalia was behind this plan. That your partner wants you out and approached us for you 2 to go on the block and for lawon to be voted out giving her a Golden Key. Lawon said 'that bitch fucked me". LOL! Lawon is told by Brendon to share information with them for them not letting this happen.

Brendon, Daniele and Rachel talk in the HOH this morning before POV. Daniele seems ANGRY that Brendon and Rachel are getting Dominic out for themselvs while Brendon says he is doing it for the group. Daniele keeps bitching that she's been playing all this time for Brendon and Rachel. She says "so you're basically telling me you're not going to use the POV and that Dominic is going home". Brendon says they are not sure but he's just toying with her.

Rachel keeps quiet. Then Daniele says something about Jeff stabbing them both in the back later in a few weeks and Brendon says he doesn't think that is honestly going to happen. FINALLY Brendon says that he doesn't think that it was him and Rachel's idea for Daniele to "work with Dominic". She says "um.. okay" with attitude. He also asks "what happened to final 5" to which she couldn't answer.

Brendon suggests that the five All stars get together and talk but Daniele is against it saying that Jeff and Jordan never get with her and talk game.. "ever!". FINALLY Brendon asks Daniele that "if you don't have Dominic then you can't win this game?" to which Daniele says "no, not at all". Brendon keeps pushing WHY WHY AND HOW HAVE WE SCREWED YOU!!

At one point Dainele gets upset that Brendon is talking "down" to her and warns him not to treat her like a "idiot" and to not talk to her like the way he is. He just wants to know why Dominic HAS to be in the house. Now Daniele rubs it in his face that she got "further than you". Rachel keeps quiet the whole time. Brendon plays it down that he appericates Daniele for what she's done in the game for them but that going after Jeff doesn't make sense.

She claims to not care if Jeff isn't going home but keeps pushing how mad she will be if Dominic leaves. She notices Rachel not talking and asks her if she has anything to say. Rachel says she likes Dominic and was "concerned" for Daniele turning on Jeff so quick so fast in this game. Daniele is frustrated saying that she laid out this backdoor Jeff plan to help Brendon and Rachel when we all know the WITCH is lying! It was only to benefit her.

She calls Brendon "stupid" and blames Rachel for telling Daniele that for her and Dominic to team up and for them to be a new team of four. I guess Daniele feels like this is where she got the idea how great it would be to go after Jeff and Jordan this week knowing there's a new "four" alliance in the house. Daniele is getting HEATED telling Brendon to 'be quiet" and keeps pushing everything that DAniele did on Rachel in the game, based on what Rachel told her week one, day 2, last week, etc. Brendon is getting heated too. He can't understand why Daniele can't let go of a "stranger" Dominic that she just referred to him as a few minutes ago.

Brendon also said that Daniele is basically "threatening" them by saying if they don't keep Dominic that she will be "pissed" which one could imply to target them both next week. Which she has said she would and has tried getting other people like Shelly to do the same thing if they got HOH, to do what she would with their HOH.

Daniele calls Rachel a "stranger" now based on their one chance meeting in Vegas where they said "hi" to each other. Daniele now says "I'll make sure Dominic doesn't take Jeff out next week". UM SURE THING WITCH! Now Daniele says she isn't going to turn on them 2 and how her feeling were hurt yesterday. WHATEVAS! Moving on!

After her chat with Rachel Daniele heads downstairs and talks with Dominic. Dominic says Jeff went AWF on him. Daniele laughs that Jeff called Kalia a "traitor" earlier. Dominic is weirded out by Jeff's attack on him. It's basically what I wrote earlier about jeff trying to get Dominic to admit that Daniele was the one who created the backdoor Jeff plan. Moments later they trash Jeff. Dominic calls him "bipolar" while Daniele says that Jeff isn't a "nice guy" and calls Jordan "stupid" all the time.

POV meeting happened today and it WAS NOT USED. Dominic and Adam remain on the block. Now comes the good part. Shelly confronts Daniele in the bathroom about their chat yesterday!!! Remember when Shelly said that if she found out Daniele said anything to anyone that she would see a "different" Shelly. Well HERE IT IS! Of course everyone is allowed to go against anyone in the house but it's fun to see people go AWF on other people for doing that.

Okay.. well that sucked. Shelly was just a pussy trying to find out why 2 people are coming up to her asking her about stuff that she and Daniele only talked about. She is putting it out there that Daniele said something but Daniele denies saying anything and Shelly just shows with 2 fingers that "2 people" came up to me and asked me about backdooring Jeff.

Later Daniele runs into Kalia and tells her some bullshit that Shelly "yelled" at her. THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. It was some bullshit calm inquiry from Shelly to Daniele. I think Daniele became flustered and wanted in the Diary Room. They let her in. She has to know the house is falling in on her from all sides.

Later Jeff, Jordan and Brendon talk outside about confronting Daniele about her motives this week. They tell Jordan to not get cornered by Daniele and get something out of her for Daniele to use during the confrontation. Jordan wants Daniele to feel "confident" next week to not target Jeff and Brendon and Jeff wants to win HOH next week to shove something up her pussy, I guess to make her leave on a shitty week. Jeff says his main point of this meeting later tonight is that she can't lie again. Brendon just wants the five either back on track or just wants Daniele to come clean. But we know what's really going to happen. Daniele's bridge between her and the All Stars has exploded the fuck up and it will NEVER be rebuilt again.

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July 19, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 2, Part 2. Dominic Uses POV! Cassi & Shelly Nominated!

July 18th

UH OH! Today's a new supposely drama free day. Well, it was until Cassi and Brendon opened their mouths. Cassi had a "talk" with Brendon earlier during the day, before the POV ceremony to find out why she was being targeted, you know, since she didn't get the answer that was acceptable to her from Rachel the next before.

So Cassi starts off about their FUCKING "deal" about how she "promised" she wouldn't go after them had they not gone after her this week and the OFF CHANCE she would have stayed and won HOH. You see Brendon and Rachel made that deal because they were well
aware that Cassi was going to "backdoor" Brendon and Rachel with Jeff and Jordan on the block as pawns. I can only guess that Cassi is truely upset because this BITCH GOT GOT!

It looks Cassi was the one to be backdoored this week. Not intentionally but it worked out that way and you just can't run your mouth in the house expecting your plan to not be used against you. So Brendon tells Cassi that her "talking" around the house made her look bad. She claimed that if they heard stuff to come talk to her. SO WHAT- that she could LIE to their faces? Cassi's using that same ol' broken record that "you'll see the footage and see what a big mistake you're making" by getting rid of Cassi this week. That it's always, "you'll see the footage when you get out" crap. That argument means SHIT in the house. Always will. Such a newbie move.

Now Brendon says that at the end of the day this is "Jordan's decision" when we ALL know that she's being forced to make this decision by mostly Brendon, Rachel and Daniele. This is when Cassi says "alot" of this against her has been coming from "one single person". Meaning Jordan hinted along with others that Rachel has been headlining the hate train for Cassi, which isn't completely true. There's a lot of people riding that train, everyone's taking a turn at the controls of that train!

Brendon at least tells Cassi that Rachel can take the "burnt" of the blame but that isn't the only one in the house who "feels that way" about Cassi. Now it gets into a "what you thought was going on" in terms of Cassi's true feelings toward the "deal" and what Brendon believes are "facts" about Cassi's true feelings toward the deal as told to him by people in the house. People he trusts over Cassi. Cassi just can't seem to understand why she is leaving this week. Girl, you just plain suck at Big Brother.

FINALLY Cassi admits to saying that "someone on the newbies side has to have the balls to put up one of the power couples". But then she's quick to not take to be solely blamed for that statement. She was just part of a group decision. Cassi is starting to realize that her NEWBS are letting her feel the brunt of that statement by allowing her to go this week over them. DAMN STRAIGHT!

Cassi tries to downplay her "relationship, friendship" with Dominic as just being friends and how it's not a big deal but Brendon has to tell Cassi how dangerous it is to be friends in the house with someone. How you'll be paired up by others as a threat and how both of you benefit from each other when they win POWER.

Cassi does roll her eyes at some point, BITCH TWAT MOVE GIRL, gotta love that you got that in you 'cause I knew you did. Cassi has repeated a few times now "I'm not a liar". She adds in a guilt trip about how maybe she'll get an "apology" from them after the show. LOL! HA HA HA!

Cassi makes it known to Brendon that she won't campaign against Shelly. OH REALLY! I don't trust this BITCH for a quick hair pulling second! Kalia is easedropping while she wonders around the kitchen grabbing crap and Cassi gets fed up nicely asking Kalia if they could have a minute. I wish Kalia would have been sassi and told her " you can take your conversation over to a room with a door if you don't want me hearing this". GET SASSI KALIA!

Cassi brings up her pulling Rachel aside the other night and how she wanted an "adult" conversation, like the one her and Brendon are having right now. Here we find out Cassi was upset with Porsche because she "ran around the house" with Rachel and didn't "talk to other people" BUT CASSI has been doing the same thing, stuck with Dominic and hardly talking to anyone else in the house. If we remember Jeff said that they barely started to talking to Cassi just a few days ago and HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!

This is the Cassi I hate. She's so full of herself and can't own up to her own bullshit. Now Brendon starts acting all tough and shit by telling Cassi that 2 NEWBS flipped and that he or they, meaning the All Stars, know everything and that Cassi has no idea who the 2 people are. Cassi says she has her assumptions and Brendon just LOVES downplaying what Cassi thinks she knows. Brendon says he actually trusts the people he's working with, meaning her NEWBS that turned on her.

He says "I'm not stupid" and she is quick to say "I never called you stupid". Brendon tells her that she put her trust in the wrong people. He says when she shows her "cards" to the wrong people that they are showing her cards to other people. Cassi claims she has "no cards". WHATEVAS BITCH! Moving the Fuck on from this.

Oh wait, when Brendon says something about people gossiping about something by saying "This is Big Brother", an easily irritated Cassi says "please don't be condescending". BITCH PLEASE. No one needs to walk around egg shells when they talk to you. BITCH MUTHA FUCKING PLEASE. Brendon then takes a low blow asking Cassi if he can "draw some pictures" when it comes to explaining Big Brother to her. The look on her face is PRICELESS!

HA HA HA! Now she chimes in with the "are we all not adults in here". Oh okay, Cassi will play Big Brother with dignity and class and proper behaviour. They all should play that way. She can't understand why he's coming at her this way. That she doesn't need him to draw her pictures saying she's not a "dumbass". Brendon now calls her a liar saying because of other people telling him the "truth" that he knows she's lying and when she swears on her family that he just doesn't like that. Or trust that. Yet he trusts other people he's hardly met. Again it's about who you want to trust in the game. Brendon just doesn't trust Cassi and he doesn't have to.

Their ADULT TALK ends with Brendon throwing it in her face how her "family" is going to watch this, her lying and using her "family" to make her lies sound like truth. She leaves the kitchen going outside proclaiming she's never done anything wrong or said anything in terms of family crap.

Brendon goes into the Candy room and vents to Porsche and Rachel. Telling them how he was getting mad at Cassi. Kinda like how I am writing this out. Porsche giggles listening to Brendon hating on Cassi. Cassi is outside telling Shelly outside her version of the conversation while Brendon tells his side inside.

POV came and went. Dominic pulled himself and Adam off the block and Cassi and Shelly were thrown VIOLENTLY on the block! HELL TO THE FUCK YES!

Shelly knows she's safe 100 PERCENT. Daniele, Brendon, Rachel, Porsche, Kalia are 5 solid votes to evict her. SOLID VOTES! Jeff may or could turn on the rest to try to save Cassi but why would he at this point in the game.

So Shelly CRIED and Cassi CRIED and then they CRIED together and then Shelly CRIED in the kitchen and Shelly is just the best actress in the world. USING her own damn family, her own daughter for sympathy to get people to feel sorry for her for being on the block. LOL! And Cassi has no idea the woman who is her "partner" in the game is playing Cassi so fucking hard! LOVE IT!

I think Jordan was emotional up in the HOH room after it was over. Brendon and Jeff talk Jordan down from emotional hell. Everyone else is just having the TIME OF THEIR LIVES with Cassi up on the block. Daniele is smiling and laughing. Rachel is happy as can fucking be. Jeff is actually smiling in the HOH bed making jokes.

Later in the day the group started playing pranks on other houseguests. The funniest one was a turd stain on Dominic's blue boxer briefs.

Some time later Cassi, Dominic and Lawon, the "worst alliance in Big Brother history" according to Dominic talk outside on the couch. Cassi tells Dominic that Shelly is asking or begging Cassi to "campaign". Dominic tells Cassi to go for it but Cassi says she can't campaign against Shelly because she's a GOOD PERSON! BAAHH HA HA HA! They all agree that Shelly is a good person and that if she wasn't that it would be easy to campaign against her. They think she's in the Diary Room crying, bawling her eyes out! NOPE!

Cassi then jokes about forcing food down Rachel's throat to get Rachel a penalty nomination so that her vote won't count this week. Very Classy joke Cassi. It was funny, I laughed but let's be "honest" here. Be upset and angry you're leaving. Campaign against Shelly. Build a new alliance with Jeff and Jordan. Shift the house so that Shelly leaves. Do SOMETHING besides being a hypocrite that does nothing this week. IDIOT!

July 18th Part 2

Around 9pm Cassi is talking civil with Brendon about the game. Brendon is TEACHING them both how to play this game and being on the block. It's talk that I would shot myself to be part of if I was playing this game. I'd act like I had some stomach craps and that I had to lay down to get away from that FAKE friendly chat. Adam is there too and both him and Cassi talk about how the money is there but you don't really need it and but it would nice to win it...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

If I was there I would be there to win that fucking money and I'd use everyone to get me to the final 2 chairs to win it all! Cassi talks about how this all "came together" to her being on the show. So essentially she was cast on the show, most likely not really cared to apply to be on it.

Over at the weight bench Dominic and Daniele flirt and bond over the game and life outside the game. Sharing personal crap about their colleges and schools. Daniele says she loves "gays" when talking about a college in San Francisco. But seriously, we already know Dominic has a HUGE problem with gay men and men touching each other, even if it's in a playful non threatening way. Maybe Daniele can change him for the good.

Cassi darts her eyes every now and then during her chat to see what is going on at the weight bench. JEALOUS MUCH?? Daniele laughs out loud a few times and I can just personally tell that she's LOVING digging at Cassi with her growing bond with her MAN! I know I'm stretching what really is going on but that's what I feel about the SHITuation.

I've got some good news! Earlier Cassi cried again in the Have Not bedroom! Dominic came to her rescue and gave her a pep talk. Cassi thinks about campaigning against Shelly because Shelly keeps pushing her to but I feel Shelly is trying to set up Cassi into pissng off everyone for campaigning against Shelly when Cassi repeatedly told everyone she wouldn't. I think Shelly could be that EVIL.

Cassi says she wouldn't be campaigning against Shelly but more so tellng people why she should stay in the house to play... um... it's the same FUCKING thing. Cassi knows she's an idiot telling everyone she wasn't going to campaign when you know she wants to so effing badly. Adam is in the room with them and when Cassi leaves both Dominic and Adam get to talking. Something about Lawon being the target for next week. I guess Dominic wants all remaining members of his once stupid alliance out of the house.

July 19th

Another day, another Brendon and Rachel fight. But who's going to waste their time writing out every detail of their useless fights and who really wants to read every detail of their BREAK THE FUCK UP ALREADY fights?

All I have to say is Brendon is doing the exact same thing I saw him do last season. He's trying to box in Rachel's HUGE personality. He wants Rachel to be the person he thinks she should be when he should just love her for the person she is. Let her be happy, free, exciting and drunk when she wants to be. Brendon wants a controlled woman in his life, by his side, in his house, raising his kids. Rachel can't be Rachel around others when he's around. She has to his HIS Rachel.

I sure hope this season breaks them both the fuck up. Seriously.

At least the houseguests had some fun last night. Telling each other scary stories, some "true" while others just fun to tell. There were some pillow fights as well. Cassi is still toying with the idea of campaigning, getting another push from her once failed alliance member Lawon. But what the hell does he know, he's just a piece of furniture in the background.

UM.. IT'S PRETTY BORING in the house right now. There's some uneasy "are they going after me next week already" talk between the All Star couples. The girls, Jordan and Rachel had a HOH talk today about just that. Reassuring each other that neither are going after each other until the end. Both girls went back to their men and told them about their talk.

Now, 10pm, Jeff and Brendon are having their own "we're good right?" talk. Brendon talk about how much they trust Shelly and Kalia. They do right now but Jeff wonders what they are going to do when their partner leaves. Brendon downplays how they, because they are MEN, don't have to reassure each other that they're good but Brendon keeps talking a mile a minute about how good they are and how well they are as 2 couples playing. Brendon just as scared as Rachel is with Jeff and Jordan coming after them next week if Jeff wins HOH.

Brendon does say that Dominic is "fuckin in love" with Daniele and Jeff agrees. Brendon then says that Daniele is pulling Dominic's "strings". Jeff agrees again. Brendon is doing most of the talking. Jeff is getting sick it seems, sniffling, thinks he's getting a cold. There's some talk about next week and who should go home from Brendon but seriously BITCH, win HOH and don't rely on your girl to win it for you. Hearing Brendon talk about to play this game makes my EARS BLEED!

If only Brendon and Jeff would start making the fuck out. A secret secret couple within the couples. UH OH Cassi makes her way into the HOH bathroom, where Jeff and Brendon have been talking, and wants to put on a face mask. Jeff had just put one on. Cassi with her boys. Working her MAGIC! She's dropped Jordan's name three times already asking where she is and so forth. Jordan is in the Diary Room.

Daniele continues to bond with NON STOP TALKING Kalia. They are bonding over I guess Starbucks coffee drink flavors? Kalia so thinks she's final 2 with Daniele. Or thinks Daniele is her girl in the house. But who knows, maybe Daniele really is enjoying her Kalia time in the house. I mean who is she going to relate to in the house? Besides Dominic who's still following Cassi around the house.

FINALLY! Jordan is back in the HOH room, Brendon is downstairs leaving Cassi to talk with Jeff and Jordan. She tells them that she has Shelly's permission to campaign. Jeff seems okay with Cassi doing that but he says to not throw Shelly under the bus. It's pathetic how Cassi has to get everyone's permission to campaign against Shelly. IF YOU WANTED TO CAMPAIGN FROM THE BEGINNING then you shouldn't have fucking told everyone in the house you were NOT going to campaign against Shelly.

Cassi is just pathetic. You can't win everyone over in barely 2 days in the house when you've been in there for WEEKS now. You don't start playing the last couple days when you've been in there for close to 20 days. Cassi is pathetically complimenting Jordan, telling her she looks like Reese Witherspoon. I'll be pissed if Cassi does get to Jeff and Jordan and starts some changes in the house to get out Shelly this week. Brendon should have sensed Cassi's motives in the HOH room and sent up Rachel or Daniele to kill the talk.

Brendon does end up coming back upstairs after dressing up in some crazy costume. He kinda looks like a Joker goon from Batman before he added all the crazy costume antics. Mostly everyone is getting called into the Diary Room while everyone is just having fun. Random talk, not much game talk. Laughing, playing chess, taking playful jabs at each other. Nothing worth reporting.

July 20th

Let's play KETCHUP with the BB 13 nutjobs.

Sometime during the midnight hours we find Dominic and Cassi talking on the couch outside. Dominic is all about giving Cassi a great pep talk... you know, on her way out the door 'cause no one wants to save her ass. Adam is there helping with his own deep voiced encouraging words. Adam says now that if people... LIKE ME.. hate on Cassi then we hate ourselves. Um... WHATEVAS! LOL! Ugh I HATE people who think they're better than the rest of us.

Adam FINALLY leaves leaving them to start really talking. Cassi is quick to ask Dominic if Adam will vote to keep Cassi and Dominic is quick to say "nope" and how Adam already told him that he won't vote against Shelly, who he has been close to from day one. ANOTHER FAILED MOVE from Cassi, playing with only a few people when you're suppose to play with everyone like Daniele is doing. Cassi, such a NEWB!

Now Dominic is just brutally honest saying that the house, including Kalia and Lawon, are saying that Cassi doesn't have a chance staying this week. Cassi is annoyed because she blames Kalia for pushing her to fight in the game, giving Cassi hope with her and Lawon's vote, plus Dominic's and god know who else.

Cassi then says that people don't realize that the whole house is "being runned by her". Not sure who she's talking about? Possibly Shelly? DAMN, them some fighting CATTY words there Cassi! Cassi then says "well then why the fuck are people encouraging me to fight"? GOOD QUESTION... because they don't want to come off as the people who flipped the votes last week! They want to stay hidden under the facade of caring about people.

Cassi now starts getting upset with Dominic because she senses he is feeling the same way. Encouraging her with this talk to not even try to fight, to just go home. Somebody comes outside and she's just DUN with the conversation. Dominic wants to talk about how good of a person she is and she doesn't want to hear that either. She says now that she just wants to "go".

Adam has come back outside and Dominic tries to joke around with Cassi about other subjects to talk about. She's just saying "no". Her thin model ass lights up a smoke and blows out a large exhale of stress. She then gets up to go fold her thin jeans. Cassi is just DUN.

Just before this EPIC FAIL conversation Dominic just had with Cassi, Cassi talked with Shelly. Shelly is coming off truely EVIL by being one of the people to encourage Cassi to fight in the game. Saying how Cassi not fighting to stay in the house for her family just bugs her. WHAT? I mean Shelly is playing a damn good game hiding her true intentions but it only takes a few days for people to exchange notes to expose Shelly for the season villian she's starting to come off as. Cassi then says how Dominic is scared and if he wins HOH that he won't put up the All Stars, that none of the newbies will go after the All Stars. I guess she was the only one but HEY maybe that's why you're leaving this week!

Up in the HOH room Jordan and Jeff talk exchanging game talk. Jordan doesn't trust Daniele, is fearful of Dominic and Daniele's new budding friendship in the game. She believes Daniele is the type that will stab them both in the back. Jeff agrees but later in the game. He's also noticing no one is including Daniele in the plans to get rid of people. He thinks once the keys are over with that he'll start putting Daniele as a target in people's heads so they can go after her. Both believe Daniele will "side" with them over Rachel and Brendon but seriously NO SHE WON'T. She wants, she HAS to drag Rachel to the final 2. Anyone can win against Rachel in the final 2! ANYONE! Rachel is going to be dragged, kicked, pushed, thrown to that final 2 chair this season. Daniele wants that. I know it!

Late late in the midnight hours, after everyone is asleep, Dominic is in the kitchen with Daniele. Flirting, talking, schemeing. Daniele laughs saying Dominic's memory wall photo makes him look like a "fat kid". SO MEAN DANI! He then says Daniele looks "35" in her picture! ZING! "You look old" and she laughs saying "that's so rude". LOL! He then says "who looks older, you or Shelly". She looks at him and then says "ok fattie".

Now they talk about the end game. Joking of course but there's always truth to it. Daniele says Dominic will be the first to go into sequestor aka the Jury while she makes it all the way to the end. He asks who she is final 2 with. She laughs saying with Porsche.. but seriuosly, having either Porsche or Rachel in the final 2 spot along side Daniele is an easy fucking win. What would be INSANE is a final 2 with Rachel AND Porsche, Daniele leaving just before the final 2!

Dominic says Team Old something aka Shelly and Adam are going to go far in the game. Daniele is now thinking about the game like SUPER HARD. Daniele mentions choosing a final 3 and Dominic doesn't think you can "pick" your final 3 and she says "yes you can" if you're good at this game. Daniele admits that her and her dad chose who was going to be in the final 3 and "drugged" him aka dragged him to the end. Remember Zach?!?

She then admits they didn't decide until the top 5 people left who would be in the final 3 with them. UM... OKAY Daniele. Now she mentions that Adam needs to win HOH this week to then go after Rachel and Brendon. That those 2 are just here to fight all summer long, cause "drama" and of course to win everything. That they also can't win every competition to get them both to the end. UM... YOU AND YOUR DAD did just that a few years ago!

Oh wait! INTERESTING! Now Daniele mentions how "stupid stupid stupidiest" the move would be to get out Rachel and Brendon this early on in the game. That with them broken up there would be more targets to focus on, aka Dominic and without her saying it... HERSELF! So then Jeff and Jordan would be the one's Daniele would want to target next week through a newbie! VERY INTERESTING!

Daniele goes on to say that she spoke to Adam and how Adam wants to put up Kalia and Lawon. But that if either Kalia/Lawon win POV that Adam would have to put up one of the All Star couples. Now Dominic admits Rachel is getting on his nerves, being "up my ass" the last 2 days. Daniele makes a comment for Dominic or Rachel to "just leave already".

Daniele now admits that she really does like Rachel as a person but that Rachel is TERRIBLE at this game and that she is one of the WORST players to play Big Brother. That she also told this to Kalia as well earlier today. WHOA! Kinda true but not really. Rachel is half a great Big Brother player. Her social skills suck but her comp skills kick ass.

Daniele says today she was really getting annoyed with Rachel, that Rachel was getting on her "last nerve". She says Rachel "pouts" all day long and that Rachel needs to realize that it is "seriously starting to piss everyone off".

DAMN, Daniele is really starting to trust Dominic. Like REALLY SUPER HARD. Hopefully Dominic has the latin balls to backstab Daniele with an axe to get further in the game. Dominic, Daniele has NO plans on bringing you to the final 2 if she has anything to say about that. REALIZE THAT!

July 20th Part 2

Um... Nothing much really going on in the Big Brother house. Kinda boring today. I mean the OBVI! is that Cassi is going to be evicted tomorrow night and the other OBVI! is that Dominic will throw her a vote. A single vote. He doesn't care. He'll just do it. Daniele will wave with a half smile the entire time Cassi is saying her goodbyes....

Problem is Cassi has a chance to come back. It hasn't been officially announced but seriously, where's Keith? The overall assumption is he has been put in sequestor. This is Big Brother's back up plan if they need to bring a houseguest back for TV drama. I mean this show does make it up as they go. So out of the first 2 evicted houseguests, Cassi is the one who would come back. It all depends on who's the 3rd evicted houseguests. God forbid Jeff or Jordan get evicted next week because they'll come right back the fuck in when week four comes. Sorry Cassi, better hope an All Star doesn't leave the game next week!

The HOH competition has to do something with questions. I think it will be a "step forward for every right answer" or "get a stupid point" and then there will be a tie breaker round if 2 houseguests win the game. Who knows who can win this one. It's a chance game. No skill here except thinking how "America" thinks or Allison Grodner thinks.

Right now, 9pm, Cassi is STILL campaigning to Daniele in the bathroom. Asking her if "we're okay". Daniele says yeah and asks why. Cassi says Dominic mentioned something and got Cassi to thinking so she asked. Daniele agrees it is awkward but then LIES saying how Cassi going home is not what she wants- MIND FUCK- and that Cassi is one of the girls that Daniele really likes hanging out with... except for the fact that Daniele hasn't been hanging around or talking with Cassi which caused Cassi to ask Dominic if Daniele had a problem with her.

It's the simple fact that Daniele has no use for you in HER house so she's EVICTING you gladly. Cassi tells Daniele how when she gets out of the house that she'll too see how Honest and true to her fucking word Cassi was in the house. WHATEVAS! Cassi gets called the diary room and Daniele is free to move about the house Cassi-free.

Outside VAIN Rachel happily walks up to Brendon in front of mostly everyone playing pool asking if she's getting skinny. He says yes. Dominic looks damn good, very fucking cute. Like Mama's boy handsome! Inside Daniele blow drys her hair with Kalia talking about Cassi's talk and it quickly moves to Daniele telling us that she just got her period yesterday. This would explain her growing annoyance with Rachel and others in the house that started yesterday.

Back outside Jordan and Shelly SHIT CHAT. Shelly reassures that Jordan is good with everyone and that SHE won't let Adam put up Jordan and Jeff if he wins HOH. Shelly even tells Jordan that Dominic came up to her and told her that after Cassi leaves that he wants to work with her. WELL DAMN SHELLY, is ANYTHING kept a secret when told to you? WTF?

UH THE FUCK OH! Jordan has started spreading the "no one is after Daniele" move! UH OH! Shelly points out Daniele and Dominic becoming close and working together in the game from here on out. Cassi comes out BITCHING and MOANING about how she looks like SHIT because the Diary Room asked her to come in when her hair wasn't completely dried. WTF? Pretty girls and their BITCHY CUNTY rants.

Jordan thinks the show that aired tonight showed Jordan telling Rachel to stop acting "bitchy". NOPE! Maybe in tonight's HOH eviction episode but most likely not.

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July 17, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 2, Keith Evicted, Jordan Wins HOH, Dominic & Adam Nominated!

July 14th

HOLY SHIT! Porsche, who's literally about to be handed the 2nd Golden Key today after Keith's EPIC crazy eviction that she is planning on going AWF on Cassi. I mean she has immunity for 3 or 4 weeks, whenever this key twist ends, so WHY NOT go AWF on Cassi. The only thing is if Rachel's side of the house wins HOH expect Rachel to attack Cassi along side Porsche which will upset Brendon to no end, probably threatening to walk out of the game and Jordan will be just standing there silent while Jeff could give 2 shits. Everyone else will keep their mouths shut and let Cassi take on both Porsche and Rachel. I don't think Dominic will jump in and defend his WOMAN but he IS a NEWB so I won't be surprised if he jumps in the line of fire.

Now if Dominic adds his shouting into the mix expect Brendon to get involved and possibly Jeff. Well maybe not Jeff. It's all pretty predictable but would be really FUN to see. And here's hoping Keith tells everyone on his way out that Lawon, Dominic and Cassi are in an alliance called the Regulators! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

Big Brother live show came and went. Keith was evicted as I stated, by a vote of 6 to 4. Shelly and Kalia were the 2 votes as I said they would be. It's not like I predicted it BUT I am aware of what's going on in the feeds.

Jordan ended up getting the BEST score on the HOH comp. Dominic and Kalia came in 2nd with a score of 6, both tied thinking they would have to go into a tie breaker round. Then Jeff and Brendon threw HOH to give it to Jordan as they planned the night before so that they can compete next week in a questions HOH comp.

Another week of power for the All Stars.

So I'm about to go watch Harry Potter's LAST FUCKING FILM so here's a rundown on what's going on in the house since the feeds came back after the live show.

Rachel went into Candy room and her and Cassi had a soft exchange of weird words about Porsche. Of course Cassi isn't happy that Porsche is here and hates that there are "sides" in the house. Rachel played dumb saying "there are sides?". Apparently Daniele, Kalia and Jordan were there or not there but all 3 supposely didn't like Rachel acting like that or saying that.

Rachel then continued by saying that some of "us" like Porsche and that she's here for a month. Rachel left and Cassi soon after followed wanting to talk to Rachel telling her she wasn't trying to be "ugly" about it but that's how she felt.

Later Rachel and Porsche celebrated in the storage room and exchanged stories about what happened to them afterwards. Rachel tells Porsche about the Cassi comment and Porsche tells Rachel about her talk with Adam. How Adam admitted that he voted to evict Porsche and now he's afraid he's going on the block and that he's the target. Only Adam knows that he told the All Stars he'd work with them and now that he's told the WRONG person that he voted against them.. UH OH!

Dominic is upset but taking the loss of Keith cool as a cat. In a talk with Shelly in the Have Not room he finally starts revealing how pissed off he is and how he is "screwed" in this game. Saying that 2 of their sides lied and switched their votes. Shelly LIES saying she can't understand what happened and lets Dominic think that the 2 votes were Kalia and Lawon or Kalia and Adam! Shelly isn't a suspect AT ALL!

Daniele now talks with Jordan in the storage room about her conversation with Dominic. About how he asked them all, his side, if they were voting Porsche out and they all said they were. He says he doesn't trust anyone on his side anymore and that he called the other NEWBS idiots. Daniele is saying this is "perfect" by saying that this week they get rid of Cassi and pull Dominic to their side for Daniele. Jordan seems down with it.

Daniele leaves and goes with Dominic to the Steel bedroom and Dominic says he's done talking about game for today and will start again tomorrow. Daniele tells him that if you don't like the cards that Big Brother dealt you, you RESHUFFLE your deck. Dominic smiles to that and then tells Daniele that he doesn't "trust" Daniele. She calls him "rude" for saying that but asks him why he's saying that.

UH OH! Cassi senses her MAN is getting too close to Daniele. She crawls up onto the large Steel bed and gets somewhat close to the middle of Daniele and Dominic. So now we don't get to hear why they don't "trust" each other.

Over in the Purple bedroom Brendon and Rachel talk about who Jordan should put up. Of course Rachel wants Cassi gone but Brendon pushes how "smart" it would be to get Dominic out this week. UH OH! It's going to be ladies versus dudes this week on the All Star's side.

Jordan, you know she's going to be like, I don't know, you tell me who to put up, CRAP! Both sides will tell her to make a decision and of course Jordan will listen to Jeff. Not sure if Daniele can really push having Dominic as her partner with Cassi gone. This is going to be a bit crazy for the All Stars this week. Who do we go after, Cassi or Dominic. Those All Star bitches better hold on hand jobs, blow jobs and anal sex to get their way!

July 15th

Harry Potter was SICK last night! Worked 10 hours at my job today and now I'm about to go out for the evening. But before I go let's check in on the houseguests.

Dominic feels like he and Adam are going on the block and he's right. Adam and Dominic are going to butt some major heads this week, especially if they don't win POV.

The Have Nots of the week are Cassi, Shelly, Dominic and Adam. So yeah, this is going to be hell week for Cassi & Dominic. I LOVE IT! If Dominic can survive this week then he's on his way to the final four. I just see him in the end, but only if he can survive this HELL WEEK he's about to go through.

Dominic has had a BIG pow wow with the new HEAD couple of the house, Jeff and Jordan. Well Dominic is mostly talking with Jeff. Dominic does admit he started an alliance with four people from every couple- basically Dominic is admitting everything and almost surrendering to the All Stars. It is his way to wiping the slate clean and to begin in the game. A reborn player. He has to do this to move further. Just like Daniele told him, if you don't like the cards that Big Brother has dealt you, then RESHUFFLE THE MUTHA FUCKING DECK!

Nominations have come and gone. Adam and Dominic have been nominated. Dominic seems to be the main target. Cassi has switched her "game mode" on FINALLY and started heading up to the HOH room to "connect" with Jordan and Jeff. Daniele has also expressed more dislike towards Cassi. Daniele also admits to flirting with Dominic but, well at least I feel, LIES about how she doesn't care if Dominic leaves.

Kalia is starting to be brought into the All Stars HOH talks. She's gotten more of a voice. So much for playing under the radar as Kalia wanted to. Porsche has yet to call out Cassi for whatever she wanted. PUSSY.

Adam seems miserable. I still don't know why he went against the All Stars. He seemed so fucking down to working with them and then went against them. Now he feels he's the main target.

Kalia and Daniele have been hanging out more often now that Kalia has given her first born child to the All Stars. Right now, 10pm, Kalia and Daniele SHIT TALK Cassi in the backyard hammock. Dominic is only a few feet away working out on the weight bench. Both have agreed earlier today that when it comes to a point later in the game that both Jeff and Brendon out of the game first.

LOL! Big Brother called out Daniele to "raise your microphone higher" because she is whispering so fucking low that not even I could catch some things. She laughs saying it's not her fault that she's a great "stealth whisper".

Both talk about Dominic now. How he doesn't listen to them and their advice. Kalia said she warned Dominic about Cassi fucking him later in the game. Kalia tells Daniele about how she offered some kind of deal to Dominic about him, her and Daniele watching "each other's back". It seems Dominic just isn't responding to their plans to get him to play the game that THEY want him to. They blame Cassi for fucking up his game and mind in the house. Cassi sees them talking and comes over wanting to get on the hammock with them. She KILLED the talk. DAMN IT! Kalia comes off as All Star material this season.

Later Jordan is talking a mile a minute to Jeff in the HOH room about Cassi. Jordan is aware the girls on their side do not like Cassi and may think Jordan is "flipping" because of Cassi. Jordan admits she likes talking with Cassi but Rachel told Jordan to that Cassi is only talking now because Jordan is HOH. Jordan is nervous the girls are always watching her now.

Jordan then admits that she talked with Cassi admitting Adam is not on their side and Cassi took this as Adam didn't vote to evict Keith as Cassi thought. That Cassi went downstairs and talked to Shelly about what Jordan told her and then when Cassi saw Jeff in the kitchen she told him how much of an "ass" she felt about herself believing Adam flipped when he didn't.

Jeff is somewhat upset that Jordan said too much. That he didn't know how to react to that statement, wondering if Shelly had admitted to doing the vote flip last week. Jordan is then told by Jeff to stop talking to people and opening her mouth creating drama. Jordan is quick to shut the hell up as Jeff says outloud if he should act like Brendon and tell Jordan to only talk when he's around. Jordan just looks at Jeff, her MASTER, and says "ok".

Jeff just wants Jordan to stop talking about things when she doesn't need to. Jeff seems happy to find out that now Cassi suspects Lawon as being the one who flipped his vote. He just didn't want Shelly to be known as the one who flipped her vote. Jordan now wants Jeff to go downstairs to talk to Rachel and warn her about this so that Rachel doesn't let something slip. Jeff doesn't get up and I guess figures it won't happen.

Downstairs Kalia has been called into the Diary room leaving an strange hammock threesome, Daniele, Cassi and Dominic. You know Daniele is just like... "bitch" and Cassi is just like... "twat" and Dominic is just like... "I wonder how big Jeff's dick is". LOL!

WHOA! Jordan tells Jeff that she thinks Daniele is the type to "stab you in the back". They also talk about Brendon and Rachel winning their third competition with the Have Not game today.

Downstairs Cassi asks Daniele "what's wrong" and she says nothing is wrong. Cassi says "you're suddenly all quiet". Daniele just says she's thinking about something else while Dominic and Cassi have fun banter back and forth, making each other laugh. AWKWARD!

July 16th

Let's play catch up. Brendon and Rachel are playing for POV. Daniele and Rachel feel like Cassi continues to get into Jordan's head. Daniele is still trying to push to keep Dominic whereas Jeff and Jordan are pushing for Dominic to leave. If POV is won by Dominic and Adam and of course used on themselves, Brendon, Rachel and Daniele wonder if Jeff and Jordan will even put up Cassi and Shelly now with Cassi trying to get in good with Jordan. Daniele has gotten Brendon and Rachel to agree to keeping Dominic for their "side". It now seems Jeff & Jordan, well mostly Jeff, is the only one who wants Dominic out. WHAT? Daniele really is fucking powerful in this game to have flipped BOTH Brendon and Rachel on this one.

Brendon and Rachel are asked by Daniele to throw POV to let Dominic save himself but Brendon and Rachel want to win it and use the POV to make a deal with Dominic if he wins HOH next week. Daniele knows this will hurt her game as she only wants Dominic to herself. They all agree that if Dominic comes off the block that Cassi MUST go up. She has to be the one that leaves this week.

Kalia and Daniele continue to grow a stronger bond sharing more post immunity playing secrets, like getting out Brendon and Rachel long before the final "4" are decided. Adam has also been told by Jeff and Jordan to throw POV leading him to believe that he is safe if he and Dominic are left up on the block. Will Adam listen to Jeff/Jordan... MOST LIKELY NOT!

Jeff has also suggested, but mostly ordered his All Star team members to be "nice" to Cassi. WHAT? You know Rachel and Daniele didn't take that request so kindly. This is why they are afraid that if Dominic and Adam come off with POV that the All Stars don't expect Jordan to put her "friend" Cassi up on the block to be evicted. But seriously, you tell Jordan... do you want to sit in the end with Cassi, if the answer is no, then get rid of her now. You should also ask Jordan if she wants Cassi to be the one that gets rid of her in this game. The answer will be no, so GET RID OF CASSI if Dominic escapes the block.

Hopefully Brendon and Rachel will win POV, ORDER Jeff and Jordan that they are going to use POV to pull off Dominic and Adam so that Cassi and Shelly goes up with Cassi being evicted. If they don't do it then they can end their alliance crap. Daniele has to be part of the bully movement to get their way. Jeff and Jordan HAVE to let Cassi go this week if POV is used this week. They will create far too many enemies by keeping Cassi over anyone else.

There's far too many possibilitles now on what can happen and who will vote who out. We just have to wait for POV to be awarded. It's being played right now. 2pm Big Brother time.

July 16th Part 2

UH OH! Looks like Dominic and Adam won POV! There goes that thought of getting Dominic out this week. SORRY JEFF! Jeff is PISSED THE FUCK AWF about something, mostly Rachel I think. Someone is on 2 weeks of slop from the POV comp. Jeff, Jordan and Daniele talk out the competition upstairs in the HOH room while Brendon and Rachel talk it out in the Candy room. Rachel is CRYING and Brendon is giving her a keep your chin up chat to Rachel. She may have gone AWF on someone during or after the competition and Brendon is just telling her to "control your emotions". It seems Jeff and Rachel got into a fight during or after the comp. WOW!

Back upstairs in the HOH room Jordan and Daniele listen to Jeff rant and bitch and moan about him now winning. Jeff says he will "get over it" but hopes Rachel can. Jeff feels like Rachel is being smart, going AWF, getting too personal about things to everyone, implying that everyone in the house is starting to "hate" her. He wants her to stop so that he can stop doing damage control.

Daniele stays positive and says that this is the first comp that they lost as a team. That it isn't over and for them to keep winning. Daniele says that Dominic is "riding on cloud 9" and Jordan is not mad that he won. Daniele says Dominic said this is the first win that wasn't a "veteran". Jeff says he's not mad at Rachel but to just "fucking learn her lesson". He says Rachel did "it" when he told her not to do "it". Not sure what "it" was.

No one is talking about who the replacement nominee. WTF? Wait, now Jordan talks about how if Cassi leaves this week that he has "no place to go" after her eviction. But downstairs Dominic is telling people that whatever "deal" the All Stars want to give him that they can "fucking shove it". Dominic is getting a taste of power this early on in the game and he's ready to swing his pathetic small half broken sword at the epic beast... IDIOT NEWBIE MOVE.

Daniele is on the move to go downstairs to get Rachel and Brendon. They agree that they all need to talk to get on the same page. Shelly goes up to the HOH room while Daniele enters the Candy room. She is quick to getting to talk in whisper mode telling them both what to expect when they go upstairs to talk to Jeff and Jordan.

She wants them both not to argue with them and to just listen, to keep their mouths shut. Daniele states that Cassi is going home and she doesn't want them and the couple upstairs to basically fuck it up. Rachel agrees and understands. Daniele tells Rachel this is a "social" game and Rachel needs to learn that and play it like one.

Upstairs Jordan tells Shelly FLAT THE FUCK OUT that she is putting up Cassi and Shelly. Telling her that Shelly is safe and that Cassi it out the door. This makes sense, especially coming from Jeff because if he can't get Dominic out then the perfect "revenge" for Dominic winning POV is to get out his BFF in the house, Cassi. BUH BYE Cassi! Seriously, no one is getting rid of KATHY 2.0, Shelly this week.

Jordan tells Shelly that it is a "waste" to put up Lawon and Kalia. IT REALLY IS. Shelly is just completely "understanding" about this. Shelly then screws it up by telling Jordan how great Cassi felt after her and Jeff and Jordan's talk yesterday. Jordan rolls her eyes in teh back of her head hating to hear that. FUCK! Shut the fuck up Shelly! Be simple with your words. I want to cover Shelly's mouth and "help" her out of the HOH room.

Brendon has left the Candy room leaving Daniele to work her magic with Rachel. She says how "awkward" it is out there in the house. Rachel then says that she STILL doesn't understand why Jeff yelled at her during the comp. It seems Rachel is still not retaining new information and sticks to how SHE feels no matter what people tell her about the situation. If Rachel feels a certain wrong way about a situation then she's going to feel that specific emotion to the end of time. She just doesn't see it from Jeff's point of view as to why he yelled at her during the POV comp. It's ALL about Rachel folks. Brendon comes in and tells Rachel that "you can't stick to your guns defending yourself" and for Rachel to just apologize and hope Jeff apologizes back. EXACTLY! Daniele then says that Jeff claims he feels bad for yelling at Rachel. WHATEVAS. I'm done with this back and forth bullshit.

Okay, I got it. Rachel made some shitty comment about Jordan not playing hard during the POV comp, something involving slop and how if the HOH isn't going to play hard then her and Brendon shouldn't even try. Jeff reacted to Rachel embarassing Jordan in front of everyone.

Point is Dominic IS coming off the block with Adam and hopefully Cassi goes up with Jeff's strong hold on Jordan's HOH decision making. This is the only way Jeff can get a jab at Dominic, by sending out Cassi. It's the MAN THING TO DO this week for Jeff.

Cassi comes into the HOH room after Shelly leaves and tells them both that if "later down in the road" that she will work them both of them. Little does she know she MAY go on the block. That she likes the way they are playing! LOL! Cassi leaves after a short visit. They almost kick her out stating they are

Jordan says "I don't want to get rid of her" and Jeff says "me neither" but he says that if they don't that they are "switching sides". GREAT! Jordan is still thinking about not going after Cassi this week. Jeff says "we would be killed" if we kept Cassi. Jordan makes sense saying daniele, Brendon, Rachel, Kalia would all be after them for not getting rid of Cassi. Jeff then says that Cassi would always trust Dominic more if they kept them both in the house. Jordan then comes up with a super quick plan to get Cassi, Dom, Kalia, Daniele, her and Jeff all on one new side of the house and get out both Rachel and Brendon. WHAT? Jordan is FUCKING QUICK to ditch the other couple. Jeff says it sounds good but not possible. He says he doesn't want to go back on his "word" with Brendon/Rachel. Good call.

Rachel and Brendon come in and Rachel is super quick to apologize for the comment she made in the comp. Jordan claims she didn't even hear it. It seems like all four are talking over each other and apologizing and it's like an episode of I Love Lucy when all four of those are getting over a fight. Jeff tells them we are "100 percent good" and Brendon says that the last thing they need is them four after each other and Lawon wins Big Brother.

Over in the Candy room the new BFF's in the house, Kalia and Daniele are telling each other how happy they are. Daniele tells Kalia that they both are "in the best spot ever in the house". Both are happy Cassi is the target this week as well. They high five each other laughing. There's also talk of them both working with Dominic after Cassi is gone. Not sure if Dominic will be down for that but who cares. Dominic can't survive the entire game, he's just much of a presence and has to be taken out at some point.

July 17th

Just as midnight passes we find Shelly trying to take a SHIT in the HOH bathroom, she is not taking her fiber shakes to help pass the SLOP through her body. I know, MIND BLOWING stuff you need to know about.

New BFF's Kalia and Daniele spoke for a brief second in the HOH room about next week and this week. Cassi leaving still makes them happy but Daniele calls Kalia's talk with Jordan "stupid" because Kalia offered her and Lawon to go up and how she would understand but have the numbers to stay. Daniele does not like hearing this but Kalia would love being stress free for a few weeks with that Golden Key.

Then Daniele suggests they talk about the next week, that if either Jeff, Brendon or Rachel get HOH that Daniele wondered what would be better for next week, Dominic and Adam back on the block with Dominic going or Lawon and Kalia on the block with Lawon leaving. Daniele suggests these options but pushes that Lawon leave next week. Of course Daniele just can't let go of Dominic. I think she sees him as her ticket to the final 2.

Shelly has come out of the pooper and sits on the HOH couch talking with Daniele & Kalia. Funny thing is earlier that night she told Cassi in the storage room that she can NOT STAND Kalia and wants her gone. Now she's faking it up with Kalia in the super fake HOH room chat.

I haven't seen much of Dominic on the feeds after his big win. Not sure what he's doing. He's had some chats with Daniele and Rachel last night and both Daniele and Rachel exchanged info at the hammock. Saying that Dominic wants to make a deal with both couples next week, but a one week deal, if he wins HOH. Not sure how much he'll actually keep his word and I doubt any of the All Stars care to actually trust him.

July 17th Part 2

The MOST exciting thing to happen today was a minor confrontation slash debate slash "adult" talk between Rachel and Cassi.

It all started with Jeff and Jordan feeling like they are being forced to get rid of Cassi. Jeff is angry that if they do what their alliance wants this week and then their alliance, aka Rachel and Brendon, won HOH next week and then went after Jeff and Jordan that Jeff would go AWF on people. But whatever, that's not going to happen.

So Cassi talked with Jordan and Jeff early in the day because they have been told that they are the replacement nominees. Jordan did most of the talking while Jeff was present. Jordan made it known that Cassi is pretty much the target, that her "alliance" wants her out, of course Jeff and Jordan don't want her out but how it would be a "waste" of a week to go after Lawon and Kalia.

Cassi doesn't understand why she's a threat when she hasn't won anything or done anything in this game. Jordan then brings up the DUMB fact that the girls in the house are probably jealous how "pretty" Cassi is. How the girls in the house are threatened. But that's not really the case, part of it, that's where the intimidation factor comes in but there's more to it.

Cassi has made it known that she wants Brendon and Rachel out. That she wants to go after the All Stars by putting up Jeff and Jordan by telling Dominic and her once pathetic alliance that Jeff would go home because Jordan isn't a threat and that if POV is not won by Brendon and Rachel that they go up in Jeff and Jordan's place. Basically Cassi was playing the game had her side won and she knew who to go after.

Therefore Rachel felt threatened by her. Naturally she wanted to hate her. Same goes with Daniele. Daniele doesn't want anyone to go after her All Star alliance this early on in the game. Daniele is holding onto her power team as long as needed. Daniele does feel threatened by Cassi when it comes to her "relationship" with Dominic. So Rachel does have her own self delusional VALID reasons to not like Cassi.

Just like Cassi has her own childish reasons why she doesn't want to get along with Porsche in this game. Everyone's got issues with each other. But for Cassi to feel she's on a higher ground than everyone else, acting as if she's the "adult" in this situation, BITCH GET OVER YOURSELF. You just as mean and down and dirty like the rest of us.

So ANYWAYS, Cassi goes downstairs and tells Shelly that if this "talk" doesn't change anything then she's going to "eat" and leave this week, with being properly evicted of course. Shelly acts like she's concerned when really she's saying in her head "better you than me".

Cassi did get from her conversation with Jordan that women are jealous of her "pretty" and that Rachel is the source of it. So Cassi is going around the house not understanding why Rachel has so much "hate" for her. That if someone comes back in the house that Cassi hopes it is her so she can yell "I'm Back Bitches". Cassi also wants Jeff and Jordan to backdoor Rachel and Brendon this week but seriously, these people are All Stars for a reason and they are not STUPID enough to hurt their own game for this bitch. Cassi also hates that she didn't get to play for POV and has "no chance" to save herself.

UM... BITCH you are dying and rolling over on your own. You said yourself you didn't want to campaign against Shelly but seriously you hardly know Shelly. Do you or do you not want to play this game with Dominic! GO AFTER SHELLY if you're on the block. So what you didn't get to play POV, you have days to change votes and create new alliances!!! So fucking glad Cassi sucks at this game and is leaving one week after Keith.

FINALLY Cassi pulls Rachel into the Have Not bedroom to talk like "adults". It starts off pretty innocent about what Cassi has done to Rachel. Rachel throws her 2 cents on what Cassi has said or done in the house that personally effected Rachel in some form or another. Regarding Porsche and Cassi making it known she is after someone from the All Stars couple.

Rachel claims she likes Cassi as a person but she she is a "horrible" game player and her game just sucks this year. Rachel wants Cassi to ADMIT that Cassi wanted certain people out but Cassi WON'T admit to it. She says the house as a "group" made these statements and Cassi just can't understand why she is being pinned as the person who is making this comment. Rachel is aware of information Shelly has told the All Stars about what Cassi is saying so Rachel knows Cassi is lying.

The talk turns to Rachel making small comments, more like digs at Cassi and Cassi believes Rachel is taking the conversation to a petty place. Rachel seems frustrated that Cassi isn't owning up to her alliance, to her voting block that didn't work week one with Keith and that Cassi is acting like she's a victim this week.

Cassi doesn't think she's a victim this week when she IS acting like that. Crying to Jordan earlier in the HOH room and acting like she is going up for "no reason" crap. Cassi starts getting upset using a CURSE WORD "fuck" to ask how the fuck is she playing the victim.

Cassi is just done with the conversation. She gets up and then plays VICTIM again by saying how Cassi was rooting for Rachel last season but now sees Rachel for what she is this season calling her Catty and a UGLY person "inside". Cassi has the last bitchy word as she leaves the room. Of course Cassi proves she's not afraid and stands near the doorway at the dresser getting something. Rachel comes out and they almost bump into each other but of course do not exchange words. Rachel goes to the kitchen to TELL on Cassi to Dominic and then goes to the bathroom to shower.

Cassi goes outside for a smoke. Rachel comes outside and heads straight for Jordan who is in the hammock. Rachel asks Jordan to talk and Cassi is well aware what's going on, why Jordan is being pulled up to the HOH room by Rachel to BITCH AND MOAN about what Cassi said.

It's predictable that Rachel is going to NOW play the VICTIM by implying Cassi came off catty and had no valid reason to say what she said to Rachel. That Rachel didn't egg Cassi on in any way. Jordan almost doesn't want to hear it and is straight to driving the point that Rachel can come off as "catty". That she likes Rachel and doesn't want Rachel to take what she's saying personally.

Rachel was QUICK to start crying when she talked with Jordan to get Jordan on HER SIDE to hate Cassi but it doesn't work. Jordan is coming off pretty damn smart in her SPOT ON take on how Rachel is playing this game. That Jordan wouldn't do or say the things Rachel is doing because this is "big brother" and the things you would normally do outside the house, you wouldn't in here. But that's not always true, DICK was a DICK in the house season 8 and won because he was a DICK who played against dumbasses who let him get to the end while being a DICK. So Rachel's trick to get her All Star friend Jordan riled up and hating Cassi doesn't work. The talk turns to Rachel acting and being a certain, nothing directed at Cassi on how she acted. Jordan actually defends Cassi saying she knows she's going home so she's just "upset".

Later Cassi is talking Dominic by the hot tub. Dominic offers his "vote" this week to her. She says no, to not hurt his game by giving her the only vote to stay this week. Cassi also is somewhat happy about Rachel walking around "crying" after their CATTY talk. Cassi wants Big Brother to call her to the Diary Room to vent. She also says she's ready for another round with Rachel. Cassi then wants Dominic to win HOH and take out "one of those" people. Dominic smiles saying he will.

Cassi says she can't stand "leaving girls like that in here" and she also can't stand . Cassi also STUPID to think that all the CATTY hate is coming from only Rachel. Um.. Kalia don't like your ass and Daniele surely don't like your ass. Porsche don't like your ass either. Shelly is happy to know you're the actual target because in the beginning she felt Cassi always knew Shelly was expendible but now that the game has flipped on Cassi, Shelly is beaming inside. Shelly of course ADORES Cassi but seriously, Shelly would rather you leave over her.

Daniele comes into the HOH room to find out what's going on. Rachel is quick to revert back to her ABUSIVE one sided conversation on how Cassi was EVIL to her. Daniele is quick to ask "why is this bothering you" and pointing out how Cassi is leaving and to not let her effect you. Rachel says SUDDENLY BRILLANT Cassi used all of Rachel's "weakness" to attack her with. WHAT? Cassi just isn't that smart. Sorry. She isn't.

Jordan explains what she said to Rachel and Daniele laughs saying she already had this conversation with Rachel. It's obvious Rachel isn't going to change in a day but she is a work in progress. They expect immediate change in this game but Rachel just feels like she has to defend every action. BROKEN RECORD. Nothing getting changed here. Rachel isn't going to be a whole new player starting from here on out. I'M OVER THIS.

Minutes later Jordan & Daniele are talking downstairs about what Jordan said to Rachel, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Upstairs in the HOH room Brendon has gotten wind of what happened and talks with her. Jeff is now upstairs with her. It's like everyone is taking a turn telling Rachel the SAME DAMN THING. That Cassi is going out the door this week, to not let Cassi's words bother her and to not react to Cassi. To not let this personally effect her. Not fun writing this anymore if this crap continues. SOMETHING else needs to happen in the house.

AND WHERE THE FUCK IS LAWON? He's suddenly playing under the radar or SUCKS so bad at this game that the cameras have no interest showing him on the live feeds.

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July 13, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 1 Part 2, Keith Confronts Lawon, POV Not Used, Keith To Be Evicted 6-4

July 9th Part 3

Okay, let's pick up where we left off. Daniele, Rachel, Brendon, Jeff and Jordan talk in the HOH about what's been going down this week and who to trust on the NEWBS side. They agree to get rid of Keith this week. Daniele says Porsche is here for "summer camp" and that she doesn't know what she's doing, that she's not here to win. Daniele feels Keith is one of the biggest threats in the house calling Keith "smart" but downstairs Dominic does mention that Keith is one the "dumbest" players ever.

Jeff here calls Dominic the NEWBS leader but that he's not a great one but is trying to be. We also find out Jeff just had a chat with Cassi about pulling her to their side but Brendon and others want Jeff and all of them to keep certain information from Cassi. They are aware that Cassi has those "boys" downstairs wrapped around her finger.

Daniele laughs when Brendon talks about Dominic still thinking its "us versus them" and she says that it is how it is. It's old vs new. Daniele tries to talk for Dominic in how he's thinking as a newbie and how he's playing as first time player and how he's thinking so Brendon is quick to say that Dominic has "whooo'ed" her. She laughs saying no but does say that Dominic feels that if he comes to their side that he believes he's low on the totem pole with them.

They also talk about if the NEWBS does win that they don't think they are that smart enough to put up one of their own to better their chances of both All Star couples not playing POV. REALLY? Well kinda true because Dominic, the leader of the NEWBS, wants to put up Jeff and Jordan and backdoor Rachel and Brendon but if they play POV, win it and then pull off Jeff and Jordan then the NEWBS are forced to put up on of their own. But the NEWBS would have figured this out before the nominations. I mean they can't be THAT stupid.

Jeff believes he has the votes this week to take out Keith but they are all worried about HOH next week. Jeff has talked to Cassi to get a feel from her but now it's Shelly's turn to talk to the group. Shelly comes into the HOH and takes a seat. Here she repeats that she is here to play with the All Stars and that she will be the spy, the mole for the All Stars. That she will pass information between the 2 sides. For her to work with Cassi but to always watch out for her. Shelly also brings up again how Cassi is ready to get rid of her to get the Golden key. Shelly is quick to be down with Cassi if need be.

The group wants to keep Cassi and Shelly together through the next four weeks and Shelly is fine with that. IF THAT HAPPENS. Shelly is telling them now that if she wins that she won't put up any of the All Stars.

Here's hoping Shelly and Cassi win HOH next week. Shelly is forced to put herself and Cassi up because they couldn't make a decision and the All Stars control the votes getting out Cassi. LOL! Dominic loses 2 of his friends week after week!

Back to the HOH chat. Shelly also admits that if Kalia and Lawon go up that the "truth" is that Kalia would leave. Shelly tells them it's "way better" for her to work them the All Stars over her own people. She says that she can trust her "one billion percent" and that she has their back. She says what she means.

As Shelly leaves she learns how the All Stars want to get Lawon and Keith confronting each other. They decide how to do it. Shelly leaves and everyone is quick to trusting Shelly all the way. It's decided for Brendon to go downstairs and get Keith to confront Lawon and to sit down watching them go at it. Jeff says "let them be the bad guys" and for Brendon to stay out of it but to listen. VERY SMART JEFF!

So FINALLY Brendon goes downstairs after some time spent with Rachel to start the shit. He heads outside where Adam is sitting near the couches and Jeff is on the workout machine near the front door. Whatever it's called. Over by the hammock the "three" are talking. I forgot to mention that Shelly did bring up the "three" which are Lawon, Cassi and Dominic always talking. Those "three" are talking by the hammock. Cassi tells Lawon that even if they do use POV and throw up Kalia/Lawon that Lawon isn't going home. I love how people are so sure days before the vote.

But first Rachel comes outside to find Porsche and Keith by the couches now and apparently Porsche and Rachel talked inside about something being said on Rachel's behalf and Rachel knows she didn't say it so she is quick to confront Keith and Porsche about what's being said. Basically Rachel is annoyed that Porsche says she didn't "say that", whatever it was and Rachel lets them both know that they have POV and that it hasn't been played yet. IT'S stupid and it makes my brain heart writing this out.

Porsche gets BITCH mode from Rachel because she feels Porsche just lied to her minutes ago. Brendon suggests Keith and Rachel and him go to the hammock to talk. Porsche asks "Just you three" and Rachel gives a bitchey answer that it be them three only. Rachel wants Ketih to confront Lawon but Brendon suggests to bring Lawon over to "talk".

We find out Keith is still mad because Porsche believes that she is staying and getting the Golden Key if the noms stay the same. Lawon and Keith start to talking. Lawon admits that Jeff/Jordan were "smiling and laughing" about Dick leaving. Keith still blames Lawon for his actions because of Lawon's comments. He accepts NO blame for himself going nuts in the game based off a simple piece of information.

Keith then says Kalia is the one saying that Lawon doesn't have Keith's best interests in his head. The main arguement is that Keith lied, WHEN HE DIDN'T HAVE TO, about his job profession of being a "match maker" and Lawon telling people he was a Human Resource Manager. WHO FUCKING CARES, you shouldn't have lied in the first place.

Lawon is now denying something said about Brendon and Rachel. This is getting pointless because this argument is NOT going to work in getting Kalia and Lawon on the block. He says he's not lying and that he didn't come into the game to do that. OH REALLY? Brendon calls Jeff over about the "smiling, laughing".

Keith tells Jeff what Lawon claims he saw Jeff/Jordan doing when they were packing Dick's stuff. That they were "smirking, laughing" and Jeff says he remembers being pissed off about the situation and not laughing. Jeff says he's not trying to call him out but that he didn't laugh. Keith brings up the Jeff comment "Keith acts like his shit don't stink" and how Lawon admits to saying it, spreading it to others but not the "exact" way Keith worded it.

Confused? So am I. It's stupid shit. Keith puts it out there that Lawon admits to some things and not others. Keith wants innocence in this and Lawon to accept all the blame for how Keith acted in the game. IT'S PATHETIC. Keith, you're going to get wrong information ALL DAY FUCKING LONG but it's YOUR OWN FAULT for you to fuck up without researching the comments and not running with it.

Lawon claims he didn't open his mouth to nobody about "human resources". This really isn't a fight as I thought it was but more so a non heated debate. Keith then says he doesn't see Lawon ever winning HOH and Lawon says to not count him out on that. LOL! Rachel asks them if they both said that next week if they stay that they are after Jeff/Jordan. Both don't admit to it but move on.

Kalia is brought over and lies about something Lawon claims she said about Keith's "best interests". Something about Keith. Kalia claims she never said "it" but I really don't care. This is all just stupid. Nominations are not going to change, Keith is leaving. DUN. Moving on.

As the day moves on Lawon tries to do damage control with everyone that was invovled in the lies. Kalia and him hash it out, he gets emotional, he talks with Rachel and Brendon and cires and gets a backrub from Brendon. BORING!

Later Brendon and Rachel fight in the HOH about Rachel going and playing the game without him, talking to people YET he can do it with Keith and others but SHE can't do it. It's a pathetic argument and Brendon sucks when he tries to control Rachel in this game. She even suggests she would have had a better chance in this game without him but really she wouldn't. She plays with emotion and Brendon does try to pull emotion out of her decisions.

The rest of the day was just kinda boring. Onto day 10!

July 10th

A whole new day. POV ceremony came and went and nothing changed with the nominations. Either Keith or Porsche leaves this week. The All Stars still want Keith out and they have four solid votes to do that but all they need is one, at least one solid NEWB vote to get out Keith. If they can rely on Shelly to cast that vote then Kalia will get blamed for it. SHEER GENIUS without even thinking about it for Shelly. The All Stars are also going to try to get Adam's vote but they won't get it since Adam and Keith struck some deal to vote for each other when they are on the block but little does he know Keith will backstab him to keep Dominic in the game if and IF Adam and Dominic go up next week.

Here's a rundown of today's dealings and activities. Shelly and Cassi have talked and have both agreed to work with Brendon and Rachel for 4 weeks, until the immunity is over. Of course both would have to win HOH in the coming weeks and I suspect they won't and they both will throw it to keep their hands clean. NO ONE in the house is coming after them and they really shouldn't have to worry about getting nominated. Wait.. if Keith does get evicted and Porsche wins HOH then Cassi should be worried so then Cassi would have to try to win HOH this week. Porsche is the only threat to Cassi at this point.

UH OH! Dominic, the NAIVE NEWB, talks along side with Adam to Brendon and Rachel in the HOH room. Here they both BOTH BOTH promise to vote how the HOH wants this week but both have no desire to keep Porsche. UH OH! I suspect a heated "debate" after the live HOH eviction! Even thought Adam is lying at this point Dominic is sure going to become Asshole Villain #1 to the All Stars. He can't escape his actions this week. The funny thing is he keeps talking about how he's all about "action" and this will be used against him.

If the NEWBS win HOH this week I suspect a power hungery side of Dominic will emerge and I hope that the NEWBS turn against him the week after or backdoor him next week if he doesn't have any power to save himself.

Upstairs in the HOH room Daniele and Rachel talk. Here we find out NEITHER like Cassi. That they will string her along as far as they need her and then DUMP her ass out of the house when they're done with her. Daniele did tell Rachel "I told you so" about Cassi. Looks like Daniele may want Dominic all to herself this season. Dominic can't have 2 ladies at his side. only 1!

The talk about Cassi apparently saying the same thing to Rachel and Brendon that Dominic said on a separate meeting that same morning meaning they are talking to each other and both unknowingly said the same thing to the current power couple.

Daniele also points out how everyone who gets a key is an automatic jury member. CRAZY! Wait a minute. Daniele is WRONG. There are only 7 jury members and 2 finalists. So when it gets to the final 10 after immunity not everyone is part of the jury. The 10th person voted out is not part of the jury. DAMN DANIELE, get it right!

They take the Golden Key final 10 talk downstairs to the bathroom where Brendon is and Kalia is. Jeff is there as well and makes the talk a total mind fuck. Everyone is trying to figure out how long the Golden Key twist is going to go on since Dick left and screwed the twist for one extra week. Dick wasn't suppose to leave like he did and there was suppose to be 4 solid weeks of this Golden Key twist. But now since Daniele has the first key and let's say Porsche gets the 2nd key that only leaves 2 more weeks of the Golden Key Twist. So if that is true and there are only 4 keys then in 2 more weeks there will be the final 10.

What I suspect is that the evicted houseguests are going to come back. At least one so that they can still have their double eviction this year. Dick took that away with him leaving as well. I think. So let's say on what was suppose to be the 4th and final week of the Golden Key twist, you bring one of the first 3 truely evicted houseguests back and they can play in HOH and POV and can leave again that same week. Almost like how Kaysar came and went when he returned for season 6.

That's the only way you can keep week 4 surprising and on track. Bring one of the first 3 houseguests back and keep the 4 Golden Key holders completely safe from eviction for one solid week. That's how you make the 4th final key matter. My head hurts thinking about this.

OMG! Rachel has joined them while Kalia has left the bathroom. Brendon, Daniele and Jeff are talking while Rachel is on all fours on the bathroom sofa in "let's talk secretly" crouch position. They make fun of her being so obvious that their side is talking. Jordan is keeping the NEWBS distracted in the kitchen, not sure if she was instructed to but she's doing it to help them maybe without knowing.

They are saying that Adam is more dangerous than others. About how he'll be around for awhile and claim ownership to many season plans that get some people out. Daniele is pushing how dangerous Adam is later in the game... is she really trying to angle to keep Dominic over Adam if they go on the block next week? Quite possibly. She wants Dominic around in her back pocket. I see that now.

Now they talk again about an alliance name. And they do this out in the open in the downstairs open bathroom area. Brendon or Jeff mentioned some "evil empire" alliance and Daniele is quick to destroy that name because her father Dick tried to create an alliance name for the All Stars using his "Evil" name in the title. As if it was him and his minions. LOL! DUMBASS.

Jeff jokes saying they should tell Adam to name their alliance because he's the "last key" in the puzzle meaning the last piece needed to complete their alliance. They all laugh along with Jeff at the very idea. Daniele says he'll be like "awww" with this huge facial expression of excitement and then have to go to the bathroom to change his panties! LOL! Then they laugh about that they need Brendon to pull Adam aside to do this but they all laugh when Jeff says "but you need to be serious when you do it". LOL!

OMFG! Adam is in the kitchen and I dont' think he heard them but Brendon goes and gets him and calls him over. Jeff is startng to believe that if Adam is given the alliance name job that he is set to win POV's for them and use it on them and that he is just IN with the All Stars. Adam comes walking over to the bathroom with Brendon while Jeff and Daniele are still there.

Brendon had to walk away while he started laughing and Jeff has to take over but is trying to be serious while holding back some laughter. So Jeff SERIOUSLY tells Adam to think of a name for their alliance "because I heard you are in 100 percent" and then Adam smiles nodding his head and they fist bump! Adam does laugh though because Jeff is laughing. Daniele even tells Adam that "you know you've been thinking of a name for years".

Adam says he had a different name but when probed about it he said his name he wanted was ADAM'S ANGELS!!! Rachel is there too and says that he can't put his name in the alliance. LOL! Rachel brings up again the "Evil Empire" and Adam likes it doing the Star Wars theme but then Jeff suggests "Jeff's Jerk Offs!"

Jordan comes to the bathroom and Jeff asks her what's a good nickname. She says for what. He says laughing "for a group of people who PLOT together". They all laugh. Jordan then says LOUD AS FUCK "Didn't we do this yesterday". Daniele is quick to say "why are we screaming?" and Jeff says "why are you shouting?"

They all agree that they will leave it in Adam's hands to decide an alliance name for them. Jeff can't stop laughing. Brendon and Jeff leave the bathroom and Adam does say that the Evil Empire does make sense paying tribute to Dick but Daniele says "let's keep thinking of something else". LOL!

Minutes later Adam and Jordan walk towards the bedrooms together passing through the living room and Adam THANKS Jordan for including him in "this" of naming the alliance and she's just like 'OH YEAH'. GIRL has NO idea what the hell he's talking about and just agrees with it! LOL! This is the FUNNIEST THING ALL SEASON LONG.

Later in the day Lawon and Shelly talk in the Have Not bedroom. He rants for a fucking long time about himself and what's happened to him and Shelly showers him with compliments. It seems Lawon is or sounds like he's going to vote how he wants and saying "it's not personal". Lawon does bring up how who does Lawon want to sit down with against later in the game, someone he can trust or someone like Keith. Basically in a round about way Keith is getting his TIGHT BUTT ASS evicted this week!

Upstairs in the HOH room Brendon and Rachel are ready to talk more game. Daniele is about to join them. She walks in and the talk between the girls starts about Porsche. Daniele admits to liking her but thinks she's "bossy" and a "know it all". Rachel tries to tell Daniele about her chat with Porsche earlier about Porsche saying she has the votes to stay this week but the way Rachel re-enacted Porsche's choice of words caused Daniele to question if Porsche was a "bitch" when she said it and Rachel says "well no". Rachel is very BITCHY when it comes to relaying information. She inserts emotions behind words that weren't there to begin with. Rachel's A BITCH sometimes.

And here's a BOMBSHELL that Brendon drops when he chimes in about Porsche. That she told him that she wouldn't date Keith outside the house because he's a "black guy" and she blamed her father for "not approving". Both Rachel and Daniele are shocked to hear this. Porsche also mentioned that another reason why was Keith was from "Detroit". LOL! The feeds are blocked during the rest of this conversation. When it comes back they talk about Keith's other PATHETIC reality show about some search for "Ken" and they laugh about it and him being on it. That he was boasting that this is his 2nd reality show. WHOA BIG FUCKING DEAL!

Brendon doesn't want Porsche to feel "comfortable" but Daniele says it doesn't matter because they need her for a vote for the next 3 weeks and she can't play HOH or POV. Brendon GOSSIPS that Cassi said she dating some hockey pro before she came on here, how she used to be a model traveling the world and how she's friends with Kenny Rogers and has also been in a music video. None of them are impressed. She also said that she supported her boyfriend and Brendon wonders how she made money so young if she quit modeling so early. They may be onto Cassi lying about when she ended modeling. LOL. But who really cares. It's stupid. Moving on.

Talk turns to the HOH comp this week and how it might be the one where you eliminate players by answering questions correclty. They decide that Dominic should be the first person they knock out. They also think it could be majority rules HOH comp and if the NEWBS are smart they can keep knocking out the All Stars by voting one way no matter what the question. I swear a house alliance needs to figure this out at some point during one fucking season. Jordan does mention in their chat that she will be "like so mad" if she leaves over Jeff and has to watch him play from home.

July 11th

Okay, busy fucking day for me. 12 hour shift today, making BANK BITCHES! So anyway, here's what's happening today. Kalia has some MASTERPLAN that sounds both stupid and BRILLANT. Glad to see her wanting to play the game rather than just do nothing the first few weeks.

The All Stars are planning, if they get their way for HOH to target either Dominic or Cassi first. Both are equal threats to them getting far in the game and those 2 are the players that actually scare the All Stars. Dominic is SO good that he's gotten into Daniele's head having her believe she needs to keep him around to better her own game. Brendon is pushing for Dominic to be put up on the block next week while Daniele pushes for Cassi. Last night on th feeds Rachel noticed Dominic grab Daniele and noticed their connection playfully commenting they were a secret couple and Daniele downplayed it as a "prom night" couple.

Daniele doesn't think her shit stinks but it's getting rancid near her with her fight for Dominic not to go on the block soon. She needs to let him go. He hasn't done anything and if the All Stars want the "leader" of the NEWBS out then Daniele has to let him go!

Kalia's plan has unfolded today by FINALLY offering herself to the All Stars. By voting out Keith and keeping Porsche helps the All Stars AND herself. She has gained a partnership and a house "friend" by saving Porsche. The All Stars only need one single solid vote to know that Keith is getting evicted and that Porsche is staying. They want to hurt Dominic and Cassi's slow but growing power. With Keith gone they are left feeling helpless.

Kalia wants to start acting around the house to the NEWBS that Big Brother isn't for her. That she wants the experience but that she misses home and wants to be nominated next week along side Lawon and evicted so that Lawon can have the Golden Key and make it to the top 10. This would make Cassi and Dominic happy because they get to keep Lawon and they planned on getting rid of Kalia anyways. BUT if this week they don't get to keep Keith then next week they will probably be scared to put up Lawon and Kalia because for one, they already think Kalia is working with the All Stars and two, if they got fucked with week one what's to say they won't get fucked week 2.

I don't think Kalia's plan will get herself on the block. The reason why the All Stars like it is because they get to be free from the block if the wrong people win and Kalia gets a Golden Key when the All Stars have voting power and evict Lawon who they don't really trust to begin with. It's confusing and weird because it makes sense but also doesn't. There's too many factors as to who will win HOH next week and who will win POV and who actually gets nominated.

Brendon talked with Shelly outside during the day to discuss next week. That if Shelly wins HOH that Cassi is going to be shocked when Shelly does NOT put up any of the All Stars up on the block. Her target is Kalia and Lawon. The BLACK people. Just pointing out that a white girl is going after a BLACK duo. That's it.

Brendon and Shelly are happy about Dominic and his little tiny alliance getting shell shocked when Keith leaves after they thought they had the votes secured to keep Keith. It seems Shelly is voting with the All Stars so that's 6 votes to keep Porsche so far, not including Adam's. Who really knows where Adam's loyalty lies.

Brendon can't wait to see Dominic get played. He calls him a "kid" who will "really" see how this game is played. Shelly just keeps laughing and agreeing. He calls Dominic, Cassi and Keith a three headed snake that is about to get one of its heads cut off. Brendon is celebrating way too fucking early. Usually and I mean mostly the person who gets the most fucked with ends up winning HOH to get their revenge. This IS Big Brother we're talking about, revenge is sweet when it happens the week after your friend is evicted. Brendon, don't celebrate just yet.

Kalia's talk with Brendon in the HOH earlier today where her plan was originally hatched is detailed here in this write up. Kalia hopes that our new side of the house wins HOH so that she doesn't have to be put up but she will make them miserable with all her complaining to get her on the block to leave the house with Lawon as the secret target. Kalia says how dumb it is for Lawon to go around telling everyone how "honest" he is and then goes around and does shady shit. Brendon says the same thing about Cassi and her saying she's so "straight forward".

Both agree that Cassi thinks she has control over 'those boys" on the NEWB side. Kalia and Brendon laugh when Kalia says stand up people don't really go around staying they are "stand up" people. Kalia then says she has a best friend with the same name as Brendon... BULLSHIT! LIAR! PATHETIC! I don't believe. She then tells him that "Brendon" her friend compliments her and she uses this as a way to tell Brendon in a round about way how "STAND UP" she is.

Brendon also is aware of Dominic's alliance. Keith, Cassi and Lawon. He also tells Kalia that Shelly is going to vote out Keith. Kalia also makes it known she's voting out Keith. Again that's enough votes to dominate Thursday. Now Brendon starts the STUPID talk by saying Keith was the "ring leader" LOL! Brendon does want Dominic, Lawon and Cassi's votes to be exposed when they are LIED to about how everyone is voting to keep Keith when really they are not. Brendon wants those 3 left to be "rattled" during the HOH comp. Oh Brendon... scared of them are we?

After Kalia told the All Stars about her plan she put it in effect with Dominic. Telling him by the pool that she's getting tired of the same ol' crap day in and day out. That she doesn't want to be here anymore but does. Dominic tries to relate by telling her he gets where she's coming from. BLAH BLAH BLAH. None of this matters, it all depends on who wins HOH to see if Kalia's plan really does come into play. UM SAY WHAT KALIA? You just told Dominic that if he and Adam were on the block that she'd vote for Dominic to stay because Adam was annoying. SAY WHAT BITCH? Keep your damn mouth shut girl!

Later in the HOH room Daniele talks with Brendon and Rachel while Brendon continues his "Dominic is a 15 yr old kid who's going to be rattled" when the vote he thought was 6 to 4 in his favor ends up being 6 to 4 in the All Stars favor. Danielle is quick to say that she doesn't think Dominic will be rattled. They think Cassi will be "rattled"! LOL!

Daniele just keeps downplaying how much it will effect him- them. Here she says she personally wants Cassi gone more than Dom. Brendon admits that Dominic is a threat to win physical comps. Brendon FINALLY says to not count his chickens before they hatch. THANK GAWD he admits to that.

Rachel thinks they, the NEWBS don't have the "balls" to vote against the house. Daniele thinks they do if Kalia and Shelly lie to them giving them hope. She says they want "strong players" and Rachel downplays how strong he is. Rachel just isn't listening to Daniele and Brendon's point that it doesn't hurt to fuck with the NEWBS with this week's vote. I do see Rachel's point as she doesn't want this week's vote to be put on her or blamed on her since she was the HOH.

OH GAWD I'm so FUCKING sick of Brendon talking about how he could of or should have won any Endurance comp if he was positioned a different way or was near the top of the HOH banana week one or near the bottom. This ASSHOLE DOUCHE BAG is always full of bullshit reasons why he could have won if things were different- NO BRENDON you just suck really hard on Endurance comps. And when you fall you blame something. You just SUCK at endurance comps. GOOD FUCKING GAWD BRENDON.

July 12th

Well today just sucks in the Big Brother house. Do we vote out Keith? Should we vote out Porsche? Who do we give the Golden Key to? Daniele is at a point where she doesn't care who leaves this week. Brendon keeps fighting with Rachel telling her how to play this game. I'M SO SICK OF BRENDON ACTING LIKE Rachel can't play this game! I wouldn't be shocked if this season ends their relationship. Big Brother created their love and it killed it.

So late last night in the early midnight hours Porsche and Cassi got into it. Nothing visicous or insane but just a boring debate that ended with Cassi not wanting much to do with Porsche, agreeing to be civil to each other but that there shouldn't be anything "forced" between them. Porsche just wants to apologize and make things right for whatever stupid shit has gone on between them but seriously, this is stupid because if Porsche gets the Golden Key Cassi will need to beg her for a vote to better Cassi's game each week Porsche's immunity exists. What's funny is if Cassi is on the block in the next few weeks and she needs Porsche's vote to keep her in the house.. Well, now THAT is going to make for hilarious TV!

DON'T FUCK WITH THE PEOPLE WHO COULD POTENTIALLY SAVE YOUR ASS FROM GOING HOME.

At one point during the day Porsche is telling people she already has the Golden Key and it's pissing off the All Stars. They wanted her to feel unsafe or at least act like it and for her to campaign around the house. Brendon, Rachel and Daniele talk in the HOH room about this and Brendon wants to pull Porsche up to the HOH room to scare her into actually believeing that the All Stars are only 4 votes and that it isn't guarentteed that she's staying.

Rachel then brings up something that brings up doubt on Daniele. Daniele seems suprised and Brendon seemed upset. Even before Rachel can finish whatever she's heard from a "number of people" Daniele chimes in saying that she would rather have one of the All Stars win this season over anyone else... OF COURSE MEANING HERSELF! Like DUH!

OHHH I GET IT. Remember when Daniele told Dominic that she wasn't "stupid" and understood that the All Stars alliance is made up of 2 couples and Daniele and that IF all five got to the end that she would be the first one cut. So THAT'S what Rachel heard. Daniele had wondered if Keith told Rachel but Rachel says she heard it from a "couple of people". WHAT???!?!

Now Brendon answers for the WOMEN and answers for Daniele telling Rachel, "she doesn't think that" BUT SHE DOES ASSHOLE! Brendon is getting very upset. Brendon wants to know why she's "doubting" Daniele or anyone on the All Star team and Rachel gets some balls telling Brendon she's not stupid and not doubting anyone. RACHEL'S RIGHT BRENDON! GAWD! Throw my fucking shoe at the PC screen so it can hit Brendon in the middle of his FACE!

Now BRILLANT Rachel brings up another question for Daniele. Asking who of the NEWBS does she feel comfortable playing this game with to get to the end. IT'S AN AWESOME question that Daniele should answer. Her answer is Dominic but she's scared to say it. I know it, you know, we all know it but Daniele is still keeping that secret to herself. She doesn't get to answer because Brendon keeps BUTTING IN getting angry and raising his voice.

Daniele now says that Rachel is her "number one" in this house. Daniele claims that she's already told Brendon and Rachel this but of course Jeff/Jordan don't know this. Daniele also says that that piece of information does NOT leave this HOH room. You know, so Dominic won't hear it and fuck Daniele later in the game. Daniele wants a BFF on both sides of the fence and she wants neither to find out the other exists.

Jeff comes in and actually downplays the points Brendon is so HIGHLY upset over. Daniele I think is just shocked at Brendon's anger. She makes a joke out of it of course. When they all compare themselves to the Care Bear Alliance that she labels him the one bear who has a "demon" in it, the one that tries to "kill" the care bears. Brendon smiles agreeing to be that one in the alliance.

Brendon tries to control Rachel by telling her not to hang out with Porsche but Jeff is just like "let them hang out" but just don't "drink together and get drunk". LOL! Jeff is the voice of reason and tells Rachel if she was going home would Keith or Porsche feel sorry for her and she says no.

Jeff now again calls Dominic the "leader" of that group and that he would be playing hardcore if Cassi was on the block this week. Brendon feels Keith's "sob story" got to Rachel and got her thinking and doubting who should really go home and Brendon just feels like this is a repeated process that he has to deal with last year and again this year.

Talk turns to next week if the NEWBS win HOH. Jeff says for sure that they are putting up Jeff and Jordan and the others agree that backdooring Rachel and Brendon are the true targets. Rachel still wonders if they will put up one of their own and then backdoor Brendon and Rachel and Jeff says no.

At least during the day most of the houseguests are having fun with the "Franklin" trial. It's a turtle I think, a fake one that has become the 14th houseguest but someone has KILLED HIM and Rachel is the prime suspect. People are planting things in her HOH room like a green knife with "turtle guts" on it, they put it in a plastic bag for "evidence". Jeff calls the liquid on the knife "Franklin juice". Rachel also has 2 lawyers in the house, Dominic and Lawon, fighting for her innocence. Brendon wants Texas law used on her. It's really just too fucking funny. Expect this to be aired on the CBS show. Cassi is representing Franklin I think. LOL!

July 13th

Not much happening today. Rachel wrote her HOH blog and took some HOH pictures with the camera. Cassi took FOREVER to get ready for the pictures and ended up missing out in the photo taking "fun". She apologized to Rachel in the kitchen that her hair was a "mess" and that she took so long to get ready. But if Dominic were taking photos you know Cassi would have been in them.

Rachel seem to have taken her apology but she never looked at her and really acknowledged it. I suspect Rachel will bring this up when the girls trash Cassi later in the week.

Also, while Cassi was getting "ready" in the downstairs bathroom she and Rachel did talk about this week's eviction. Cassi made it known that she did not know what "they" meaning her and Brendon were doing this week, who they wanted out. Rachel claimed, well she LIED saying she didn't care who left this week. Cassi took the chance to state that Porsche was starting shit again and that she has told Porsche two times already that she doesn't trust her. Cassi makes it known she wants to vote for Keith to stay.

Rachel gives her vague answers but does say she "likes Keith alot". Cassi can only get a "I'm undecided" type answers from Rachel, nothing solid.

Rachel and Porshce, later in the Big Brother After Dark night, talk in the kitchen. Trashing Cassi. Porsche tells Rachel that Keith is saying that he is 99 percent sure he's leaving and that's why he packed his suitcase "so fast". Rachel is worried that Keith knows what's going on.

Jordan comes out of the Diary Room and finds Rachel now alone in the kitchen. Rachel wonders if Jordan ever talks to Cassi and she says no and Jordan asks why. Rachel rolls her eyes LIKE EPIC ROLL and says Cassi is driving her "insane". Looks like Rachel has found this season's "Ragan" to fight with all season long. Not sure if Daniele is helping push this hate on Cassi towards Rachel so that Daniele can protect Dominic next week, you know, if the All Stars win HOH.

Jordan suggests that they go to the HOH room to talk... ABOUT SHITTY TWATTY CUNTY CASSI. So it seems that next week, if the All Stars have power, the men want Dominic out while the girls want Cassi out.

Jordan and Rachel walk in the HOH room. Jordan is quick to say that the NEWBS are. Rachel says that Cassi "stares at me" and then asks Daniele to talk which BUGS THE SHIT out of Rachel. Rachel is now on a rant about Cassi. Jordan then says that maybe Cassi is more comfortable talking to "guys" because Rachel pointed out how Cassi talks to her MAN more than Rachel.. which is not true but seriously, in Rachel's DRAMATIC mind, it's SERIOUS!

I can't believe Jordan is talking. She says she will miss coming into the HOH room to talk like this. They talk about the HOH contraption outside that everyone has been practicing all last night and all day long. How "good" Kalia is doing at the comp and how they both don't want Lawon to win HOH. Jordan says she has a "nervous stomach" because of tomorrow and what could happen. Rachel is right when she says Cassi is coming after her.

Jordan is onto Rachel's mindset by saying Cassi wants Rachel out of the picture so Daniele can be her new BFF and then she can talk to the "guys" Brendon and Jeff. JEALOUS MUCH RACH? Jordan then asks "do you think she will try to get rid of both of us?" and Rachel says yes, scaring Jordan into thinking Cassi is now after Jordan WHICH IS NOT TRUE. Cassi has stated she wants Jeff out because no one thinks Jordan will do anything big this time around.

Jordan then says "I think she's a nice girl" and Rachel pathetically fake-lly agrees "oh yeah she's really nice". I'm onot Rachel. She will trash and trash a girl all day long with someone but when you compliment the girl that Rachel is trashing Rachel is quick to agree with you because she doesn't want to "lose" you from being on her side. She did it last season and again this season. I guess Rachel really is a one trick pony.

Jeff comes up and starts hearing out Rachel. He's full of questions that Rachel can't answer like "who said that" and "where are you hearing this from". He finally says for Rachel to not believe everything you hear. TRUE. Jeff really isn't worried. Brendon joins the HOH while Daniele stays downstairs BUILDING HER FINAL FOUR RELATIONSHIPS with everyone in the house.

Here we find out that Rachel gets to pick the order of which houseguests go first in the HOH skill challenge. So we should expect Dominic and Cassi to go first and third. The other houseguests can learn from their mistakes. Jeff says the last three to go should be Jordan, Jeff and Brendon. They all agree that if Jordan wins that Jeff and Brendon throw the HOH to let her have HOH. Now they just fucking guess what's going to happen tomorrow with points and targets but the point is that you send Dominic, Adam and Cassi as the first three to go in the comp. Shelly, Lawon, Kalia, Jordan, Jeff and the Brendon all follow in that order. So there's a plan to keep the power. INTERESTING ALLISON GRODNER!

I've never know a HOH comp where the last HOH decides the order of who goes first to last. I always thought it was picked at random to make it "fair". Oh Allison Grodner, your first hands on manipulation this season!!!

Downstairs Daniele and Dominic have an interesting chat at the hot tub. Dominic said why wouldn't he break the couples up and why wouldn't he take "2 stupid people" to the end. I guess Dominic is calling Cassi and Lawon "stupid". Daniele does mention that keeping "one of the couples" in the house meaning the All Stars would help him. She's trying to PLAY HIM!

Daniele brings up Jury and Dominic says that he isn't looking that far ahead and she tells him that the key holders are potential jury members. I see what Daniele is doing. She doesn't care if one of the 2 All Star couples get broken up. She wants Dominic to "work" with the other surviving couple PLUS her thus giving Daniele MANY OPTIONS to work with in the coming weeks. She's got her hands in Dominic and his possible power wins and she's got her hands in the surviving couple's possible power wins aka HOH and POV.

She wants to be able to settle into any situation and have many options that will benefit her. She doesn't care if the surviving couple targets Dominic because she will always have something to fall back on. Daniele is seriously going to win this fucking game.

Dominic says he's looking to get Daniele's "advice" and Daniele is quick to tell Dominic "no you're not, you're trying to get into my head". Dominic denies it of course. Big Brother is asked to exchange his microphone and the conversation ends.

Porsche is talking to Shelly in the bathroom about this week's vote. Shelly beats around the question and finds out that Cassi is Porsche's target if they both survive as a couple after the Golden Key twist is over. Shelly tries to calm Porsche and asks her to not listen to other people's stuff.

OMFG! Keith is fucking INSANE talking with Shelly in the Have Not bedroom as he packs his suitcase. She tries to calm him down about his thought about the All Stars getting into people's heads and "strong arming" them to vote Keith out. Shelly, who's one of the people voting him out, tries to reason with him and tell him that Porsche is going around saying the same thing that she's going home.

Keith points out that Porsche hasn't even finished packed her suitcase and Shelly wants them both to go check. In the Candy room all Shelly sees is Porsche's dirty laundry that isn't packed yet. They go back to the Have Not bedroom and she continues trying to calm him down. He's now saying that Lawon and Shelly are the ONLY 2 votes he'll have to stay tomorrow. He even believes Cassi and Dominic are voting to evict him. WHAT?

Shelly tells Keith "you think alot" and how good and how bad it can be. She tells him he's thinking "emotionally". Keith keeps saying "they have" about "them" switching their votes. Shelly says "you don't know that". Keith says he saw Cassi and Brendon talk and that suddenly Cassi is voting out Keith. Shelly is doing a good job calming down Keith but I think it's only working for what... maybe five minutes. Expect Keith to be INSANE for the next 24-ish hours until he finally walks out that front door.

Later Shelly walks outside to talk with Cassi on the couch. She is shocked that Keith has given the fuck up. Shelly is good at playing up that she has no idea people are flipping! WELL PLAYED! Shelly asks Cassi who is she voting for to stay and Cassi says "Keith". That if the house is going to vote out Keith that she STILL will vote to keep Keith. Why Cassi?!?! Shelly then says Porsche came into the bathroom to talk to her and told her "I'm going home" So this must be mind fucking Cassi.

Cassi says she's going to be shocked if Keith is evicted! LOL! Shelly asks Cassi if Dominic has "switched" and Cassi says I don't know. Shelly is concerned if Dominic is "playing her" and she says that she hopes he is not. Cassi says Dominic being here is not effecting her game.

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July 12, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Kalia & Jeff Get Into A Mini Fight About Gay Dumbledore From Harry Potter!

Whoa! Just when I thought nothing good was going to happen it happened!

Jeff, Daniele, Keith, Rachel, Brendon, Shelly and Kalia are all in the HOH room talking about childhood shows and Rachel brings up Harry Potter movies. Talk is quick to turn to the author and how she wrote the book and how there was talk from her that she wrote Dumbledore's character as a gay man. Jeff does call Harry Potter his "number one movie to fall asleep to".

Rachel asks what is the headmaster's name of Harry Potter and his name is mentioned, "Dumbledore" and Kalia is quick to say "He's Gay". Saying that "she", the author, announced that "he was gay like last year", "that the character was written to be gay".

Jeff turns from his laid down position on the couch asking "who?". Kalia says Dumbledore. Jeff says "that would be PERVERTED". Kalia mentions that the author wrote it to help kids understand homosexuality. Jeff is just shocked asking "he doesn't have gay tendencies".

Kalia gets up from her laid down position on the HOH bed to say that maybe that was the authors point, to make a character that wasn't stereotypically "gay". Kalia then made a comment "well maybe she did it for PEOPLE LIKE YOU who stereotype gay people". Jeff has this looked surprise of "what".

Jeff starts to raise his voice asking "what do you mean stereotype around gay people, he's in a school filled with little kids, you don't want to make that guy GAY". Kalia starts to get passionate and ask "WHY. He can't be around little kids?". Jeff says "what do you mean WHY". Jordan's dumb ass is smiling near Jeff's feet probably agreeing with him. I suspect they both feel this way about gay people. Not every gay man wants little kids. Just like not every straight guy, aka Jeff, wants to have little kids like that. It's the person who does the evil deed, not the sexuality behind it. IDIOT.

Jeff seems shocked that Kalia doesn't understand why it would be bad for a Gay Dumbledore to be around little kids. Jeff keeps pushing how wrong it is. Having little kids "locked away in a magical land" where their headmaster is "gay". Jeff says that he doesn't think that is the "right" kind of writing to do.

Kalia has this amazing SHOCKED experisson on her face. She says "I don't see why not". Jeff says "OH REALLY, I can see your P.C. view of WHY NOT". It seems Jeff has been in this debate for some time and picked up P.C. from someone in a past arguement about this very subject.

Kalia then asks "Why is it P.C." Jeff says "Listen, you know exactly what I'm saying. Don't make it look like you're doing the right thing by saying that it's not." Jeff starts getting heated saying "you want a storybook where kids go away to some fantasy camp where little kids go without their parents and the guy is GAY?".

She says "just because he's gay doesn't mean there's anything wrong with him". Jeff gets angry saying "Get the fuck out of here. Don't start with that fucking shit!". Kalia with a giant shocked smile yells "I'm not!". Before Kalia can get some words in Jeff yells louder "DON'T TELL ME THE RIGHT ANSWER FOR FUCKING TV"

Kalia screams with that same shocked smile "I'm not! Do you know why, because my little sister is gay". Jeff yells back "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR SISTER IS GAY. Think about what IT is". WHAT?!?!

Kalia keeps her smile saying "I don't understand. I truely don't understand what you're trying to say". COME ON Kalia. yes you do. You should have just educated Jeff that gay people should be put on the top of the getting little kids list. Straight men have been doing it, hell every race and sex has done something wrong. Jeff just chooses to single out gay people, especially gay men as the true evil to that issue. I would have told Jeff something funny like "what did straight men pick up THAT type of behaviour from gay men?" Kalia should have OWNED his ass.

Jeff again ask "you truely don't understand- well then I don't understand either". Jeff is smart to start keeping his mouth shut. Jeff says again "you don't understand what I'm talking about". Kalia again says she doesn't understand why it's bad and he says "you're right" over and over again and says he doesn't want to talk about it again.

Kalia rolls her eyes and looks over at Brendon, Rachel and Daniele who are also on the HOH bed. She lets out a chuckle asking "did I miss something". No one answers her. She then laughs as she curls up on the bed. Jeff looks around for a bit listening to them but then closes his eyes and stays in his laid down position.

Brendon changes the subject to the Lord of the Rings! UH OH! A Gay man plays Gandalf! UH OH the same gay man plays Magneto in X Men movies! Don't tell Jeff. Of course the real difference there is those characters were written to be straight... or were they?!?! BUM BUM BAHHH!

Minutes after talk turns to Charlie Brown and Keith, who's a big fan of the comic strip, brought up something about Patty being a "lesbian" and Rachel says "there are no lesbians in kids..." something, book, comic, shows.. something. No one reacts to that comment and Kalia is back into the talk about some little person who hung himself in the Wizard of Oz movie. Jeff remains quiet.

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July 10, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Week 1! Cassi Says "Faggot", Dick Leaves The Game

July 7th

So the first hour has just aired for the live feeds. Here's what we know. Keith and Porsche are nominated. Rachel did NOT nominate Dick and Daniele. POV is to be played tomorrow. A competition was had tonight and it seems Dick is missing from the house. Either outside enjoying a "prize" or in the Diary Room discussing his win in whatever comp they just had. There is also no mention of a Have or Have Not comp and/or rooms altered for this stupid twist that I hope is gone this year.

Very little has been revealed on who hates who except that when the live feeds started we did find Rachel and Porsche talking in the Storage Room. Here Porsche reveals how much she can't stand Cassi and will throw her ass on the block if she wins HOH. LOL. The beautiful bitches hate each other, what else is new!?!?

Porsche does say that Dominic and Keith are tight which means she's worried she doesn't have Dominic's vote if the nominations stay the same. I'm shocked that Dominic and Keith are BFF's already this early on in the game. Rachel also tries to get information on who's "playing the game" through Porsche. Porsche doesn't really tell her who other than the boys she just mentioned. It seems Rachel is keen on keeping Porsche around.

As I watch the feeds both are in the kitchen slapping each other's hands like BROS DO IT and talking about how they should make up a song about someone being voted out. I guess Dominic has ZERO interest in Porsche but I do suspect that Dominic is HARDCORE interested in Cassi. Almost like following her around and vice versa. But seriously, Cassi is a beautiful model who's traveled and done things, I just don't see her having any interest in a boy who is still a virgin and is living at home with mama.

Jordan is mostly quiet in the house, keeping to herself. BORING as usual. At one point upstairs a group of houseguests led by Dominic ask Jordan what her best attribute or part about her. She doesn't understand the question and really doesn't know how to answer it. It was funny as fuck watching her hamster wheel in her head run full speed.

Later we find Shelly and Jordan talking about life after their season. How Jeff has an agent and gets all the gigs that she goes along with him on. She went to an "fun" CBS party and that's where she got asked to be on the Amazing Race yet they still had to apply for the show. She also says she hardly told anyone this time that she was going on Big Brother but texted a friend telling him something came up last minute and she couldn't attend some classes with him during the summer.

I see the HAVE NOT bedroom. The ugly library room that was shown in the season premiere on CBS for a split second was changed to the Have Not bedroom. Lawon & Kalia are Have Nots. Not sure who else is. The bedroom has a padded insane asylum cell feel to it.

The thing about Dick is no one knows what happened to Dick. Did he find something, a clue or is he sick? No one knows. Cassi just came into the Have Not bedroom and layed on the bed suggesting that they all hang out in there. And guess who followed her like a sick little puppy... DOMINIC.

Oh I see a puppy stuffed animal in the Have Not bedroom. That means Shelly is a Have Not which means Cassi is a Have Not. That would explain Lawon and Shelly eating pickles earlier tonight.

Dominic is showing signs that he's a homophobic, a HUGE HOMOPHOBIC PRICK which generally translates to him wanting dick himself and afraid to come out of the closet. You know, just saying that is the common theme with guys who hate anything associated with gay like things attached to their everyday antics.

If you need examples one was during the first show he mentioned how he didn't want Adam's head touching and pushing up against his ass in the endurance banana challenge. And now in the Have Not bedroom Cassi used some waxer tool on his pretty boy face and minutes later he found out it was the same tool used on Adam's hairy chest and he was just vocal how gross and disgusting it was. For me it's enough to judge him. I suspect there will be more hateful male on male comments to come from Dominic sooner than later.

Cassi seems to be getting along with Dominic the most in the house and is having fun with Keith. So far that's 2 solid votes for Keith to stay. Keith and Cassi talk in the Purple room aka the room with the tarot cards about how obnoxious Porsche is and how safe he is. That "they" all can't stand Porsche in the house. Cassi hates Porsche back! BITCHES HATING BITCHES!

It's been confirmed by the chat downstairs in the dining room that Dick has been gone for 6 hours. They wonder if he's being replaced last minute, if something is wrong with his health and that POV is already getting built outside which explains the lock down.

In the Purple room Cassi refered to pretty boy Dominic as a "faggot". Everyone seemed taken back from it. I'm pretty sure Lawon is going to have some choice words for Cassie later this week if he truely is Gay. He was there when it was said and he didn't say much during the occurence. You know shit like this is taken to the next damn level on a show like this. Deal with it.

So here's what happened. A large group of houseguests are sitting in the Purple room on the lounge bed and Dominic asks for a purple pillow, the one with the ruffles because he likes to play with them and Cassi hands it to him laughing saying "you really are a FAGGOT". Dominic is quick to say "whoa" and some react with shocked faces. Dominic, who's in love with her ass, tells her "don't throw that word around" and she laughs saying she is "sorry" and says she "I forget". Dominic then laughs telling her "you're hated". Jeff tries to make it fun again by saying he doesn't know what that word means, it you remember he used it alot during his season when he was upset at someone in the house.

Cassi then continues to laugh and tells Dominic that he is now "questionable" and Dominic laughs pointing at Cassi announcing "America's least favorite houseguest... BINGO".

July 8th

Let's KETCHUP! So sometime after Big Brother After Dark ended we get trivia meaning something is going on. Wait, just before BBAD ended we did get a glimpse at Danielle freaking the fuck out near the Diary Room wanting to know what's going on with her dad. The cameras would shake their lens "no" when she requested in the Diary Room. Dick has been missing for 7 hours.

So when BBAD ended and the trivia ended we come back to the aftermath of THE NEWS. Dick has left the game. We find out it was something "personal" and a few houseguests, including Danielle, speculate what it was that made Dick leave the game. Maybe his girlfriend's family and Danielle still sticks by the fact that she and her father haven't spoken in years so she really has no idea what's going on.

On top of this news we find out Danielle has been given the Golden Key, the new twist that fast forwards her to the final 10 houseguests. She can't compete in any HOH's or POV's. She can vote though in all evictions now. She basically got a worry free month yet she still complains about the fact of not playing for a month to everyone. I guess to gain sympathy.

The OTHER big thing that happened last night is Keith FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT! Something happened involving Rachel over reacting to Dick leaving the house and the game. I can only speculate that she was hoping Dick and Danielle would always be a target before her and Brendon and now with Dick gone, Danielle immune for the month, the next biggest house threats are Rachel and Brendon. It makes sense. No one is really going after Jeff and Jordan, I mean seriously, NO ONE IS GOING AFTER JEFF AND JORDAN.

Rachel and Brendon wanted to quit the game at that moment. Talking about packing up their suitcases and getting the fuck out of the game. An over reaction but what more do you expect from Rachel. Now I'm not sure how or why Keith blew up but he started throwing Porsche under the bus threatening he was going to reveal something about Porsche after the POV. I think Keith lost his temper when something must have been said in regards to Rachel's HOH nominations still being in effect with either him or Porsche still leaving Thursday.

So to finish off the night Rachel is pissed and as morning came and went Rachel and Brendon did indeed "sleep" on the idea of leaving and they of course decided to stay.

POV is to be played today and the players are the 2 nominees, Keith and Porsche, the HOH couple, Rachel and Brendon and the POV KING AND QUEEN Jeff and Jordan.. LOL! And then watch Jordan win POV.

Other events in the house that happened last night is Jeff talked to Adam about pulling him to the All Stars side and Jeff strokes Adam's ego about how Dick talked so highly about Adam. They shook hands on their side alliance with the All Stars.

Jeff, Jordan, Rachel, Brendon and Danielle talked in the HOH room last night about the newbies and who they can trust this week with the votes. So far they feel they have Adam and Shelly under their voting control. They do actually. Jordan does admit to the group that she trusts Kalia. It is revealed that Danielle has talked to Kalia about how it is better for her to be on their All Star side. They also hope to get Lawon on their side too.

They also point out how Cassi and "Dom" aka Dominic are getting close. And how Dominic and Keith are tight. Jeff points out how Dominic follows Cassi around everywhere.

Downstairs Dominic and Cassi are already planning out the end game with Danielle!!! LOL! They believe the All Stars won't stick with each other to the end. They probably won't to the very end but pretty damn close to the end. Dominic says he would LOVE to see Jeff and Rachel leave and says Jordan is nothing to worry about. They also believe with Jeff and Rachel gone that they would RUN through the rest of the house. Funny thing is upstairs in the HOH room when this chat is going on is Rachel and the All Stars want to get rid of Keith and Dominic back to back so that they will have less competition in the games the rest of the season!

So Dominic's plan is to NOT stay on the newbie side. They want to knock out 2 All Stars and then join with the remaining All Stars to flip on the rest of the newbie houseguests. Dominic wants to jump from each side of the house without trouble of any kind. Little does he know the All Stars already see him as a threat and will NOT see him as anything other than that.

Last night we also find out about why Keith blew up. Danielle is talking with Dominic and Cassi in the bathroom about Keith's epic flipping the fuck out moment. Cassi blames him not being good on being on the block. Dominic tells Danielle that Keith believes Porsche is in with the All Stars, kissing everyone's ass and playing both sides of the house. They say Keith believes everyone is in on the plan to get Keith out and both Dominic and Cassi just can't understand what the fuck Keith was bitching about.

Later in the day the house is moving about, nothing major, just minor game talk. Keith and Porsche finally had a pow wow in the Have Not bedroom and Porsche kept pushing how much of an asshole Keith was to her and Keith just wants to move past everything and move on as a team. That if the POV is a team effort that they help each other out. They end up mending something to get along right now but there is no long term friendship here.

She does admit that she felt played by him. How he kept telling her that he liked her and then he started rubbing Cassi's shoulders. She got jealous SUPER FUCKING QUICK. She loved the time they were playing pool outside and watching fireworks in the backyard. She's getting emotional and holding back tears mixed with sniffles. It's also been rumored that he showed off his BLACK PENIS to some ladies outside in the backyard one night, you know, before the live feeds started. If only he'll do it again on BBAD.

In the HOH room Danielle, Rachel and Brendon talk about Shelly and Danielle thinks she can get Shelly to be on their side by saying things to her to get in her head. Brandon makes a funny by saying Shelly probably came into this house hoping she isn't going to be another "FUCKING KATHY"!!! lol!

Danielle wants to still pull in Lawon and Kalia into their side of the house but Brendon doesn't trust Lawon. They believe he will flip with the power and they are so RIGHT about that. Here we find out that Dick actually was ANNOYED by Adam after Jeff last night told Adam that Dick spoke highly of him!!! LOL! Danielle admits that Dick did NOT like Adam! Boo Hoo Adam. Sucks to be you!

Danielle then says that Porsche made a deal with Dick before he left that her and Keith would vote how Dick wants them to vote but she did this without talking to Keith. Later Danielle admits to Brendon that had it been only her and her dad entering the game and he left her with all "these people" that she would have probably walked out and quit the game. LOL! She is actually glad these other All Stars are there in the house.

Later Cassi and Lawon talk in the dining room about Danielle. Cassi was looking at Daniele earlier in the bathroom and was thinking how when this game is over she wants to hang out with Danielle outside the house. Soon after Danielle told Cassi the same thing except about Danielle thinking she'd be good friends with Cassi outside the house. Both Lawon and Cassi just FUCKING ADORE Danielle. Damn... Danielle is barely playing and she's already got immunity to the final 10 and she has everyone wanting to team up with her. WHAT THE FUCK? I wanna play like that. But I kinda have to admit that if I was in the house I'd want to connect with Danielle and be her BFF in the house. I know, it's SUPER PATHETIC.

Cassi also admits to Lawon that she loves Shelly but that if it comes towards the end that Shelly WILL be cut early. They both agree Shelly is no threat at all. Lawon says that Keith doesn't trust him at all and it's vice versa. Cassi agrees Keith is crazy when it comes to trust. Both also like Dominic. Dominic is sure going to love to hear that Lawon is Team Dominic.

Later in the Candy room Adam, Keith, Dominic and Kalia get to talking about who to put up if they win HOH. Of course the only would target the All Stars and Kalia & Adam throw out Jordan because she already won the money. She makes the most sense since Dick is gone already. She would have targeted Dick because of his style of gameplay.

July 8th Part 2

POV has come and gone! Jeff and Jordan sucked at the POV comp that involved spelling out VETO. Porsche and Keith apparently sucked even harder. So Rachel and Brendon won POV as a couple! Both HOH and POV... dude... what the fuck? You both wanna go home 1st half of the game? It's a given that Rachel and Brendon are both going up next week if Brendon doesn't win HOH or any of the All Stars don't win HOH. Shit Danielle can't play so that only leaves Brendon, Jeff and Jordan. Good luck winning HOH next week!

Back to POV. So what I don't understand is since Brendon and Rachel have POV and they played POV as a couple and won it as a couple, well then that must mean that Rachel and Brendon can probably pull off both Porsche and Keith and replace them with a brand new couple! INSANE! So if next week Brendon and Rachel win POV then they pull themselves BOTH OFF thus making room for Jeff and Jordan to go up! IN FUCKING SANE!

Rachel and Brendon do toy with the idea of pulling off Keith and Porsche but why, you'll only make more enemies but then again they are going up next week if Brendon or Jeff or Jordan don't win HOH so who the fuck cares what Rachel and Brendon do this week. They are DEAD players walking next week. Well, at least one of them.

Jeff and Jordan are going to have a tough week next week too if they don't win HOH. Rachel and Brendon will be quick to throw the Jeff's under the bus with Jordan's win 2 years ago. Plus the newbies have already discussed that would be a valid reason for nominating Jeff and Jordan. Because of Jordan's win. This would also present a perfect scenerio of backdooring Rachel and Brendon if they don't play POV. BRUTAL!

Evil Dick's photo on the memory wall is also finally black and white. He's OFFICIALLY gone from the house. What's funny is the spoilers online predicted Dick being the first evicted from the house. And what do you know, he WAS! Well not really evicted but left the house.

Later Dominic, Cassi and Keith talk in the Have Not bedroom. They play with Keith about him getting evicted this week but Dominic, the leader of the NEWBS, gets serious when he talks about how their side of the house has the votes to take out Porsche.

Hm... let's count them. Votes to evict Porsche. Cassi. Dominic. Um... Cassi. Dominic... Um... That's it! Danielle is voting out who the All Stars want out which is currently Keith. So let's count votes to evict Keith. Danielle. Jeff. Jordan. Brendon. That's it. 4 votes. They only need 1 person from the NEWBS to flip. Only one.

This week both sides believe Kalia, Lawon, Shelly and Adam are voting for their side. Shelly could be torn between her partner Cassi or her favorite All Star team Jeff and Jordan. Lawon could very much easily be swayed by Cassi to vote Porsche out. Adam is a mystery. Jeff is trying to pull in Adam to their side through LIES about how Dick liked Adam when Dick really was annoyed by Adam. Kalia is the other mystery. Would she turn against the NEWBS so early on because everyone already suspects that Kalia would be the only one to flip the votes to the All Stars side. Sucks to be KALIA if someone else flips the vote secretly!

This week is hard to predict who will leave. It seems obvious but it isn't. The house sides will be fighting for votes up to the very last minute. It's going to be an insane week of flipping and flopping!

July 9th

Not much happening as midnight passes and a new day starts. The houseguests had some fun playing some games during Big Brother After Dark. They used what they had in the house to create games like toss a ball in a can, some Big Booty name calling game and spin the bottle. They were given beer and wine but no one really flipped the fuck out when they got the fluids.

Funniest moment during the spin the bottle was when someone asked who in the house has "VD" and the spinning bottle landed on Dominic who then asked who gave him it and it landed on Porsche. Laugh out loud moment.

As the fun ended we start getting into random gameplay. Let's get through the talk. Kalia has expressed to the NEWBS that she wants Rachel out. Dominic continues to voice his plan on backdooring Rachel and Brendon by putting up Jeff and Jordan first. Either way an All Star leaves next week if the NEWBS win HOH.

The house keeps us guessing where the votes really lie when it comes to voting out either Keith or Porsche. Dominic still believes Porsche is going home with some sort of landslide or majority of the votes. I don't think he suspects it to be ever close.

Rachel has once again started playing WAY TOO FUCKING HARD by telling people, mostly the NEWBS that she plans or is at least thinking about using POV to pull off Keith and Porsche. It has something to do with keeping the other side of the house on their toes and not letting feel too comfortable. At this moment there are no real plans on pulling off the current couple to throw up another.

Sometime in the night Cassi and Dominic talk with Lawon in the Candy room about threatening Kalia by telling her that everyone in the house on their side is voting out Porsche and that if she votes the other way that they will all know it was her. DAMN! Lawon is quick to sell out his partner as he should. It is about getting people on your side when you and your partner are put up within these first four weeks. Well done Lawon.

Kalia comes into the bedroom and they are quick to let her know in a kind and nice way that they are all voting out Porsche out and they all wonder that if they should tell the All Stars how they are all voting since they have voting control. Lawon doesn't think they should tell them but Cassi might talk to them.

They also agree that Dick was the "mastermind" of the All Stars group and now with him gone that leaves Rachel as the next one in line to control that side. If only they knew Danielle really was the one with the SMARTS. Kalia is even dumb enough to point out how next in line to masterminding that group is JEFF! Danielle is so fucking winning this season.

Shelly has had a talk with the All Stars outside about Cassi. Shelly is onto Cassi about Cassi wanting to get rid of Shelly so that she can have a Golden Key. Shelly feels expendable with Cassi. Shelly is finally showing signs of not trusting someone in the house. IT'S AWESOME! With this talk it seems Shelly could very well vote how the All Stars want. Jeff is very good at getting Shelly to believe that her words spoken with the All Stars are kept secret and won't be thrown around the house. Shelly has also expressed her interest in getting out Kalia if she had the chance. WTF? Why Kalia? Shelly must be happy getting out a black man this week and a black woman on next week. JUST SAYING IS ALL! DON'T HATE ME, the thought of her having an issue with black people in the house is just like RIGHT FUCKING THERE!

As their talk continues Shelly also is led to believe through Cassi wants to work with the All Stars too. But Cassi doesn't want to work with them, she's LYING to Shelly. Shelly is stupid to tell them that Cassi, if she wins HOH, won't put up any All Stars. UM... SURE THING DUMMY! Daniele continues to stroke Shelly's ego saying they all "completely trust" Shelly the most out of all the NEWBS. Shelly is setting herself up with this voting block so that if her and Cassi are ever on the block together that Shelly has all their votes SOLID. Plus Shelly is already proving to be this year's Kathy and Cassi will always be the threat in the house.

Later upstairs in the HOH room Rachel and Brendon talk AGAIN about who to vote out, Keith or Porsche. Brendon suggest keeping Porsche because the house wants her out and it's a good idea to keep a target still in the house in front of them. It makes sense further down the line. But Rachel still thinks too hard and thinks Porsche won't vote how they want in the coming weeks. WHATEVAS!

Man! As the houseguests sleep we find Cam 2 on Jeff & Jordan in their bed and Dominic on his bed sleeping. AT LET ME TELL YOU, I HAVE TO SHOUT LIKE THIS BECAUSE DOMINIC IS SO FUCKING LOUD, HE SNORES SO FUCKING LOUD THAT Jeff throws stuff at him to get him to stop! LOL! And in the Steel bedroom Adam sleeps so fucking scary with his mouth wide the fuck open as he snores loud and proud.

I will say that what I'm noticing is Danielle is working the NEWBS. Rachel and Brendon are always retreating to their HOH room, I mean not all the time but they are always with each other. Same with Jeff and Jordan. Danielle is playing SMART by getting in good with the NEWBS. She's already planning on getting in that mix of the house getting ready for the NEWBS to gain control of the house a few weeks down the line. This is working because whenever the NEWBS talk bout getting out the All Stars, Danielle isn't even an option.

I get that she can't be nominated for four weeks but no one is really saying that Danielle has to go when immunity is up. They all want to use Danielle's help to get other people out! What's insanely funny is Danielle has done such a good job with Lawon that Lawon pretty much believes he and Daniele are super tight. I would expect Lawon propos a final 2 deal with Daniele at some point. He really is all alone in the house. As much fun as he has in the house, he really has no one to be his final 2. He WILL propose a deal with Daniele.

UH OH! Morning has come and gone and we've got BLACK ON BLACK CRIME! Keith, after learning last night that POV could be used on them, is talking with Brendon in the purple room about getting Lawon and Kalia up on the block. He's gotten behind the well of the magical Big Brother bus and has thrown Kalia and Lawon under it so quick and fast. Talking about how they both are starting shit and how they or really Lawon ruined him and Porsche's partnership in the house. While they talk Porsche is easedropping outside the room listening in on the talk. She gives up and walks up after hearing Keith's crazy plan to Brendon.

Their talk ends with Brendon LYING to Keith saying that he isn't going home this week! LIAR!

July 9th Part 2

Today marks some new fights, yelling and even more throwing BITCHES and MALE TWATS under the bus!

So let's remember how Keith talked to Brendon this morning about getting Kalia and Lawon up on the block with POV. Brendon never agreed to it but did agree to listen to Keith's pitch. Well this event snowballs to a fight and confrontation later in the day. But before we get to that let's figure out how it went from zero boring to 60 CUT A BITCH fighting!

In the chat with Brendon and Keith in the purple room we find out how Lawon is telling people that "they" meaning his NEWBS have told him that if he and Kalia ever went up that he was safe and would be given the Golden Key these first four weeks. WHICH IS TRUE! The houseguests have told Lawon that between Kalia and him that he would stay if they both went up this week or the next 3 weeks.

We also find out that at one point when Jeff and Jordan were putting Dick's bags in the storage room it was heard that Jeff said supposely behind Keith's back that Keith thinks his "shit don't stink". He also says that Lawon told him that "they" meaning Rachel and Brendon told him that they were safe. Keith feels like he's being told so many incorrect and bullshit things that it is effecting his game and his relationship with Porsche. He blames Lawon for his own fuckups and he believes Lawon should pay by getting Lawon up on the block and voted out.

Brendon talks game with him giving him hope that nothing is final and Keith wants Brendon to tell his "finacee" everything so he won't have to repeat it. Brendon keeps telling Keith how nothing is "set in stone" and how he and Rachel like him. WHATEVAS! Remember this moment, Brendon talking game WITHOUT Rachel. Just remember this.

They end their chat and Keith goes outside to talk with Porsche outside by the hot tub. In a round about way she calls him "stupid" for his antics and mistakes in the game and it is obvious her saying that about him upsets him but she just DON'T CARE.

Outside Lawon goes to the hammock and talks to Dominic who's sitting in the shade. Lawon tells Dominic that he LOVES HIM and that he is a man of his word about how he told and promised and shook hands with Keith about voting to keep Keith this week and voting out Porsche. Lawon says he doesn't care about Keith talking about him behind his back this week at this point but after this week Lawon will not be faithful to Keith. Lawon is annoyed by Keith always asking him if he'll vote for him this week to stay.

Dominic likes that about Lawon. Lawon then says "that us three" is something "fact". I find out later that he's talking about him, Dominic and Cassi as some secret team of three. DUMBASS TO BELIEVE THAT. Lawon moves inside to talk with Cassi in the Have Not bedroom and Cassi tells Lawon that she trusts him. Lawon tells Cassi that her and Dominic are his "peeps" and she says "oh yeah" but really doesn't tell Lawon that he's her PEEP. LOL!

Right after this chat Dominic moves over to the pool to chat with Jeff and Jordan. At first about bullshit but then quickly about game. Dominic is showing his true colors here by talking HARD GAME quick with Jeff. Dominic is trying to get Jeff to admit that there are sides in the house, the NEWBS versus the All Stars. Jeff doesn't fall for that trick and implies that there are no sides. Jordan keeps her mouth shut as usual and lets the MEN talk.

Brendon senses something is trying to sneak into his alliance so he moves on over to the pool to join this chat. Dominic is straight forward about how they are talking game and how he hasn't talked game with them until this point. Brendon makes a joke about how shocked he is that Dominic is playing the game.

Dominic then LIES saying he doesn't have any targets but just doesn't want to be a target to anyone. Jeff probes Dominic about next week with him winning HOH asking if he already knows who he will put up and Dominic LIES again saying he doesn't know who he will put up. All three try to explain to him how HOH works and how to talk to people now about who to put up and not wait until he wins it.

Dominic then LIES saying that since Brendon and Rachel didn't put them up that he wouldn't put him up. How not putting up Brendon and Rachel is the obvious choice. But then he says that if he puts up some of the new people that he'll make enemies there. Dominic then brings up that at the nomination ceremony Rachel had the All Star keys all the first keys pulled out showing the house that there is an All Star alliance.

Jeff says the key order doesn't make jack shit sense. Dominic then points out that the All Stars are always upstairs having their own meetings but Jeff and Brendon downplay their talks. Jordan tries to chime in saying that at some point everyone is going to target each other, including the All Stars. Dominic is just trying to get them all to admit that they are together but they won't admit it. AT ALL. Jeff is just mind fucking Dominic.

Dominic tries to put that "strong and smart players" label on the All Stars but Jeff puts it back on the NEWBS saying that there are strong and smart players label on some of the new people. Dominic talks about "lines being drawn" and how the NEWBS are scared of the All Stars and are NOT talking to them WHEN THEY ARE!

Jeff and Brendon scare Dominic by telling him that people are talking to them, that they are not scared. Jeff says "you think you have the numbers" when HOH is going to be played next week when Dominic really does have the numbers. Jeff is just fucking Dominic's mind super fucking hard. Dominic asks them if they trust him and Jeff says the only thing they have to go on is the last "20 minutes". It's annoying when Dominic keeps saying "I get that" over and over again when they try to tell him how to play.

They tell him the only way they can learn to trust Dominic is by not finding out that THIS talk gets out to other houseguests. Dominic tries to put it out that how why would they use POV on a couple that the whole house wants out. Jeff points out it is better to keep those 2 on the block in the house and get out someone who is a bigger threat.

They end this chat and where does Dominic go... inside and TELLS CASSI about his talk with Brendon, Jeff and Jordan! Next he tells Danielle! DAN FUCKING IELE! Daniele listens to Dominic and talks with him. He flat out asks her if she's with the All Stars and she doesn't deny it but just says she's nothing but a vote the next four weeks. She doesn't tell him anything but just that. That she's just a vote for the HOH. She does say that she isn't here to "pay for Rachel and Brendon's wedding"! LOL!

Dominic says that they wanted him to tell them that he wouldn't put them up but that they wouldn't do the say the same about him. Daniele agrees that that is stupid and that he needs to play week to week. Dominic again asks her if she will go back to their side if they retain their numbers and she won't really answer. He's putting it out there that Daniele is going back and forth.

Daniele tells him that she isn't "stupid" and she understands that she is at the bottom of 2 "married" couples meaning if they were final 5 that she would be kicked out first. Dominic is trying to get Daniele to admit that she wants them broken up sooner than later. All she keeps saying is she is playing for "me" and doesn't just want to sit back and watch the "married" couples take everyone out and then her. Daniele then says that Lawon is shady.

Outside Keith is talking with Rachel. He is still pushing that Lawon is EVIL and lying and making shit up. Rachel of course feels bad for Keith and hears him out. Keith admits that he thought Dick "leaving" was part of some big twist on the All Stars side. We also find out that Keith was so upset when Dick left because he heard from Lawon that Porsche had gone to Dick and told him that she wanted to side with the All Stars and Kalia was in on it too. This all supposely came from Lawon according to Keith. This is what started his fractured relationship with Porsche. This is a BIG reason why Keith hates Lawon.

Later Shelly and Lawon talk outside on the couches about the possibility of Keith getting in Rachel and Brendon's head and getting them to use the POV on them and getting him and Kalia put up on the block. Shelly is dead set on telling Lawon that he is safe if that happens and TALKS ON EVERYONE'S BEHALF that no one is voting to keep Kalia in the house. Shelly has some kind of problem with Kalia and I just don't know why. Shelly, SHUT THE FUCK UP. This bitch is so sure Lawon would stay over Kalia that he has a Golden Key and that no one is going to vote him out.

UH OH! Adam and Keith are talking in the storage room. Here Adam reveals how he sees Dominic and Cassi as a "Rachel and Brendon" team duo thing. Keith kinda agrees but Adam gets Keith to promise that if he and Dominic are up on the block that Adam stays over Dominic. LOL! Oh Adam... THANKS FOR PLAYING! Out the door you go!

Later Rachel, Danielle, Jordan and Brendon talk in the HOH room about Lawon and Porsche. Who to target and what the fuck is going on with who said what. Brendon and Rachel push for a house meeting to bring out the truth with Lawon but the idea is squashed. I think they tried to pull this shit last year and it didn't help them one bit.

God Gawd fuck, it's 3 am here in Texas. I have to get to bed. So much shit to cover. I'll finish up tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully these houseguests are boring as hell tomorrow morning so I can play catch up!

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July 7, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Well Damn, Tell Me How You Really Feel About This Brand New "LAME" Season!

"alison sucks monkey cock" writes in with...

this season's twist fucking sucks dick!

I hate...repeat, HATE, the returning houseguest 'twist'--its repetitive, never works out for the returning guest(s), and OLD; it is fucking LAME

The whole pairs aspect from previous seasons is lame to...it doesn't work out!

This seasons 'newbie' cast is lame as well. They all kinda suck too.

I will shoot my TV if somehow, Allison puts Jessie back into the house!

I want to punch Alison Grodner in the face.

Mr. GuyTVBlog responds:

Well, damn. I mean I got me some hateorade for Grodner as well but whoa! Here's my take on the returning houseguests. I am actually embracing them and enjoying the season so far.

I've been craving an All Star season for some time and this is just a taste of it. I'm thrilled Dick is back in the house because watching him NOT win and get evicted early on will be AMAZING! A thrill for us all. I have also always adored Brendon's body and Rachel's personality. I also can't stand Game player Jeff but so far I'm in love with Jeff and Jordan as a couple. I have always hated the Jeff that plays the game and I most likely will him this new season all over again. I love the All Star picks. Danielle is also one of my whiny favorites. Can't wait to see them all play again.

Now I did hoot and holler when the house did the pathetic pact to stay together against the All Stars in voting them all out first before each other. Hopefully they stick to it.

I'm also loving the new "surviving duo member" Golden stupid key thing. This is Alison Grodner's attempt at making sure an All Star survives further in the game and thus fucking up a plan to get all the All Stars out first. If I was in the house and my partner got evicted and I was given a fast forward to the final 10.. well I'd be thrilled. It's a new twist that does add some fucking mind games to people's plans on who to evict and who to award the power to. It's a fun twist and I'm gonna enjoy watching it unfold. Hope you can too.

As for this season's cast. Now that I've finally watched them play, talk and interact. I'm starting to love them. I can't stand Keith right now. Most likely will LOVE his body but his mouth and face and personality... HELL TO THE FUCKING NO. I also think Shelly, the old girl, is a DUMBASS for telling Jeff and Jordan how much she loved them, how they were her favorites. KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT. You're basically told Rachel and Brendon you have no plans on ever siding with them in the long run. You're expendable thanks to your DUMBASS mouth.

And OH MY FUCKING TV GOD, how the hell can you not love Jessie! Seeing his amazing body back in the house would have been complete heaven! It does suck there's no muscle heads this season. I mean hello, it's Venice Beach themed, where's the muscle head?!?! Alison sucks for that.

And I love your email. ifukinhatealison@hotmail.com

Special finale hugs and soap opera kisses!

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Big Brother 13 | Show & Live Feeds Begin Today!!! Spoilers To Be Posted All Season Long Here!

So here's what we know.

Before I begin do know that my blog will be full of season spoilers. I don't wait for the heavily edited shows on CBS to air for results to be discussed. I watch the live feeds and this blog is for those who also watch the live feeds and/or for those who can't wait for the CBS episodes to air to find out what the hell happens.

Again.. stop reading if you don't want to be spoiled!!! I seriously don't need to be hearing your shit about me fucking up your gawd damn day with my words.

The 3 couples that are in the house- wait, I mean "Dynamic Duos" back in the house are Dick/Danielle, Jeff/Jordan and Rachel/Brendon.

We are led to believe that the returning houseguests were the ones who got to play for HOH and I'm pretty sure they targeted each other using the new houseguests as voting alliances to get rid of their "real" competition.

We also know that the couples that returned to the house have been split up formering new pairs with the new houseguests. Example Rachel paired with Lawson or something like that.

Here's what we also know. Rachel gave Brendon a blow job night one. JUST KIDDING! It was only a handjob!

We still don't know for sure who the 4th returning duo was but everyone seems to be pointing out Hayden and Enzo as the fourth pair. I just don't see Marcellas/Amy coming back or really anyone else from previous seasons.

Over at Jokers Updates it is being said that 2 returning houseguests have been sent packing day one. If so that means 2 of the most popular players have been evicted. I can only say if this is true than the houseguests playing this year are smarter than the average Jordan because the 2 BEST people to get rid are these 2 DOUCHE BAGS!

The 1st and 2nd evicted houseguests this season are supposely EVIL DICK and SHIT HEAD JEFF! Fuck yeah if this is true.

I can only assume that Rachel got HOH and put up the men that would threaten MY MAN, Brendon. Rachel was just like "DON'T BE MESSING WITH MY MAN". Who really knows but that makes the most sense. Plus no one in the house wanted to deal with Dick all season long. At least not a old skinny used up smoke filled stinky penis. Jeff would have been hot eye candy and I would expect him to return with "America's STUPID vote" as to who goes back in the house.

Tune in tonight with me and the rest of the Big Brother nation to see what really goes down episode one and during the Big Brother After Dark on Showtime 2.

Update: So most of the spoilers were correct BITCHES like Rachel winning HOH you BITCHES! FUCK YEAH!

But it seems, unless things are different during the live feeds, that Dick and Jeff have NOT been evicted and remain in the house. We are to see hopefully EVIL DICK get his ass evicted against his daughter this Thursday coming up. The only thing that would fuck everything up is POV but the only way POV would ever be used is if either nominee won it and used it.

Another incorrect rumor that spun the hell out of control was the pairing. Some people reported that the All Stars got paired with a newbie but really it was the newbies paired with each other and the All Stars paired with the people they came into the house with.

Other than that the new twist in the game was revealed! More on that in the next post!

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July 2, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Mr. GuyTVBlog's Take On This New Season's Super Tiny Cast 3

Shelly

Wow! She's perfect for being that person in the game who is sent to the HOH to get a group's gameplan into effect. She's a great talker and able to trick someone into believing that her new plan is the best plan. She has the power to manipulate and to get people second guessing their own plans. LOVE HER!

AHHH SHIT, she's a Jeff and Jordan. I'm sure she's got Team JJ all the way to the end. She better not sacrifice her game for theirs. Ohhhh I see her and Kalia just NOT getting along. Her and Kalia are going to have some EPIC FIGHTS. How can her and Kalia have a civil conversation? It just can't happen.

I need Kalia and Shelly to team up but I suspect they will get under each other's skin far too quickly. Maybe even on day one.

Now she's thinking too much and too far into the game. Talking about how you can't give too much information away to people. The relationships in the house are on SUPER FAST FORWARD so she can't believe her own piece of advice. In one day you'll spill your entire life out to someone and it will transfer from one person to the next. You can't do anything but talk about yourself in the game. No point in trying to hold back on anything. Let it out in the game and if you should be strong enough so that if it gets thrown back in your face that it will mean nothing coming from a person you've only known for less than 3 months.

She wants to play HARD and GOOD and admits to lying and backstabbing at some point. GOOD GIRL! She does say something amazing "this is 3 months, doesn't mean it's my life". AMEN SISTER! Finally she claims to never EVER be a floater. We'll see about that... when Jeff and Jordan walk in, you'll follow HARD and GOOD!

Porsche

Ahhh GOOD GAWD she's soo team Dick and Daniele. She'll be their loyal bitch to the end. Of course that is if the Dick's are in the house. She also claims that she can get people to do what she wants in the house. Sure thing girl, keep telling yourself that. You'll be the one being told how to vote, when to wipe your ass and who to put up when you win HOH. You have ZERO decision in the game. You're too much of a follower.

I just can't see Porsche running an alliance, maintaining one or even controlling a house. At least she admits to being a "hot head" and acting out before thinking that maybe she shouldn't have done something stupid afterwards. So she's put in the house to pair up with Dominic. Her tits have his dick in the bag. Her breasts will control Dominic I guess.

And she admits to be a floater. I called it before she even said it in her We Love Big Brother interview. She's so predictable! AHHH DEAR GOOD GAWD LORD, she just said she won't cheat or lie in the game. LIAR! Already a gawd damn liar. LOVE IT!

Adam

So we get a SUPER FAN through Adam. I'm kinda liking that. Do I see a potential winner in Adam... YES! I can picture and visualize Adam winning Big Brother 13. UGH, everyone is going to get on his nerves in the house. Maybe expect the other oldie in the house, Shelly. I can already see Keith and Adam going at it, butting heads and wanting each other out of the house, all summer long.

Keith and Adam will NOT get along. I'm calling it. Maybe I'll be wrong but Adam will PUSH Keith out the fucking door after a plan of his had followed through involving Keith's end game. He also talks about winning the first HOH and winning as much as he can. This will piss Keith off.

He's all about gathering floaters for control of the house with their votes. WELL PLAYED. I like that plan. He really is a SUPER FAN. Too bad he hasn't added in the fact that All Stars will also be in the game going after floaters using the same plan therefore making him obsolete.

Sorry Adam... looks like you'll be a nobody until you make sure the All Stars head out the door one after the other. Once they are all out then you can be the BIG DAWG of the house. Until then you'll just be another floater that the All Stars will play with.

Adam... hear me good and clear and loud. Gather up your side of the house and create a House alliance to get those All Stars OUT! Send a clear message to Allison Grodner that this twist will not work this year. Send them all out one by one by one, one after another after another. DO IT! And make Dick this year's first evicted houseguest. PLEASE!

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July 1, 2011

Big Brother 13 | Mr. GuyTVBlog's Take On This New Season's Super Tiny Cast 2

Lawon

Um... Team... Super Ga.... y? "Sick Fashion"? "Hates Roaches" I'm starting to think he's more Super Duper Gay than just regular Gay. And that's not a bad thing at all but this is the man that WILL represent us homosensuals.

Damn, Lawon is BORING. But he sure has made going bald STYLISH! I tried to watch his interview over at We Love Big Brother and he still comes off as BORING. He claims to be sunshine every day.

When asked what his type of "showmance" he'd be interested in he basically gave us the usual secretly gay but I'M BISEXUAL TO PLEASE MY MAMA answer. You know his family is watching and the hope that he'll still land a woman with his child is still in his parents eyes.

Now he wants to lie about just graduating from college? WHY DO PEOPLE LIE WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE TO?!?! And when asked if he would fight or walk away... he actually PAUSED! You're suppose to say FIGHT FIGHT SLAP A TWAT BITCH FIGHT. So at first he said "walk away" but then when asked if he was in the game he switched his answer to fight. Good job.

He also says his suitcase if full of super fashion style. Well then I just can't wait to see what he's going to wear on day one. First impressions last bitch, better make it a good one.

Kalia

OK Twats, Whores & Bitches, I think we just found GuyTVBlog's FAVORITE HOUSEGUEST this season. She's going to lie to everyone and assume no one is telling her the truth. That she is there only to win the money and she called Erica from All Stars STUPID ERICA and thanks her for how to NOT play Big Brother!!!

She also says that if she is involved in a showmance that she's faking it from day one! HOLY FUCK YEAH! In her We Love Big Brother interview she skimmed over her age. She also claims to be an original houseguest. She then insults all the other "black" girls on the show before her. LOL! HOLY FUCK and she's so fucking honest.

I would so align with her immediately. First glance, first look, after the first hello. Bitch me and you to the end. Wait... Bitch, me and you to the final 3, you can go to the jury house and cast a vote for me.

She also has a "special" loved one THUG back at home watching so don't expect her to fall in love with Keith this season.

So let's get serious with Kalia. Her gameplay is all over the fucking place. If I was in that house I'd be like grabbing her on her chunky arms and trying to keep her focused, looking straight and moving forward with a plan.

She seems like the type that will bounce FAR too many ideas back and forth. So you want to get him out or not, so now you want that bitch out? Well you can't have them both. Pick somoeone who you want out? So now you want the house to vote and decide, they're waiting for you to make the decision. What? Now you want to put me on the block as a fucking pawn you crazy TWAT?

I think we're going to need heavy duty headache meds for this bitch. Her attitude is not going to come across well in the house with the ladies. She's got a very condesending voice and facial quirks to her so that when she's talking to you you almost can't tell if she's treating you like shit or actually being real with you. And then when you react to her hard to read face she'll react to your out of nowhere attitude.

Love ya girl but your game does kinda suck. Stop taking about Dr. Will. You sure ain't going to be the female version of him. Ugh I'm already exhausted with her. God help the person who alliances him/herself with her.

Mr. GuyTVBlog's final word

Now which of these 2 will leave first before the other? I'm going to have to say that Kalia is not going to make it further than Lawon. Her mouth is going to get her out of the house so fast that Lawon will be like twisting in his stance wondering what the fuck just came in the house that just went back out of the house. I don't see Kalia making it to the jury house.

Lawon, now him I do see making it to the Jury house. Now he can't do it alone. Who is he going to align with. Surely not Jeff and Jordan. I can picture him aligning with Brendon and Rachel. I mean who hasn't seen Brendon's BEAUTIFUL DICK and lickable body. Lawon will be all over that WHITE MEAT. When Rachel can't do the BLOW JOB I'm sure Lawon can step in and give Rachel a time out.

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Big Brother 13 | Mr. GuyTVBlog's Take On This New Season's Super Tiny Cast

Dominic

First off he's straight. He also wants to... "DO new things". Now let's discuss the type of player he wishes he could be. He wants to play under the radar at the start yet form an alliance to then "twist" the alliance later, "backstab" people later in the game and then out perform everyone else near the end. Yep... DREAM THE FUCK ON.

He's so the type that is going to of course be part of an alliance yet be completely faithful to it to the end. I just don't see "backstab" tattooed on his back. If Jeff and Jordan.. wait... WHEN Jeff and Jordan enter the house he'll be their BITCH. Jeff will bark orders to Dominic and Dominic WILL do them. He'll be best GAL PALS with Jordan yet scratch his balls along side Jeff. Automatic 3 way alliance with those three. Dominic will think he plans on riding Jeff and Jordan to the end but really Jeff will use Dominic and then throw him to the HOH wolves whenever need be. Dominic will be used in this game, he won't be using anyone.

DUN!

Oh wait. He also likes Enzo. That's just dumb. He's so gonna be the All Star's bitch of the house. What a waste of a game player.

Keith

Oh My Fuck I'm in love. I CAN NOT WAIT to see his body! I'm going to fall face forward into the TV screen and drool over his pecs, abs and biceps. Dear GOD let there be a dick shot, plenty of them online and on the live feeds! AND WHAT? HE'S A TWIN! There better not be a twin switch bullshit twist as seen in season 5 with those BIBLE TWINS. I think his tongue is so big that it effects his speech.

Okay.. now the DUMBASS side of Keith. He plans on pulling in 3 girls and create an alliance dubbed Keith's Angels. Seriously. So like 3 women will somehow realize that you'll always be at the top of the alliance, you know, because your name is in the alliance name and that the women will have to of course eat each other alive before ever coming after you. The women in the house can not be that dumb. Oh Keith... please stop. Someone stop him. This is too funny. And he's not done here. One of those LUCKY "angels" are going to get the chance to have a showmance with his possibly LARGE penis. You know, it's just a win win for those 3 angels. A WIN WIN.

God bless stupidity.

Cassi

All right, let's put on our country accents and longhorn belt buckles. Last season's DUMBASS of the season, Lane, sure wishes he was part of this season's All Star team returning to the game. Lane would so be Cassi' male bitch.

Great. She has father issues. That means she'll pair up with the OLD DUDE in the house. Once he hears how special her father is to her the OLD DUDE in the house is sooo gonna treat her like a daughter. Never nominate her, never ever vote against her and will always give her food before he eats. Then again she could be annoyed by him and they could both completely hate each other's guts.

Now let's bring in COUNTRY STUPID into the mix. She claims she doesn't care about people shit talking about her. Bitch please. She lets us know that she won't get "catty" with the shit talkers- OKAY so like when I see you win HOH and NOT put up the people who talked shit about you, well then I'll finally believe shit talkers don't have an effect on you. It's always smart to put up lethal players when you win HOH aka any ALL STARS left in the house, not twats and male whores who call you fat when you eat ice cream.

She loves Dan from season 10 so I suspect she'll be tied to the married hip with Hayden when he returns into the house. She says she doesn't really get into a "dude" right off the bat so expect her to USE and ABUSE the men in the house.

Total LOSER bummer. She will NOT attack anyone in the house. She's just the nicest damn model you'll ever gonna meet. Well then be super darn country folk nice when you're heading on out the front door.

Mr. GuyTVBlog's final word

The reason I picked these 3 players to talk about first is because they are the 3 I will watch the most closely on the live feeds. I will root for them, hate on them and of course bash the hell out of their gameplay. It's my God given TV viewing right to do so.

Out of these 3 I predict Cassi will go first. Jordan is so gonna hate on her. I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON, how the hell can you not understand that Allison Grodner WANTS Jeff and Jordan in the house. Together. In the final four. Pushed to the end. So in order to do this Cassi must be sacrificed early on in the competition. She's too much of a threat to Jordan's game. Jordan is gonna nod fiercely when she whisper bashes Cassi. Jordan's half smile will emerge when she hears others bashing Cassi. Jordan saying "yeah she's gotta go" and "I'm ready to vote her out". I can't wait to see Jealous Jordan for the first time!

The next to go will be Keith. Sorry BROTHER but no one in that house has any use for you. I just don't see you fitting in any alliance and any part of the game. You're almost like a piece of the puzzle that doesn't fit and is tossed aside early on. Harsh but true. I don't even think you'll make it to the jury. So sad.

The one to make it to the 2nd half of the game and possibly final four will be Dominic. I just can't see people putting him on the block straight off and anyone really going after him. He's just perfect for being used for a vote to get others out. He's highly expendable down the line but in the beginning he's a masterful vote to be used by the All Stars. Sorry Dominic, no end game for you. Just a jury voter job write up in your resume.

And that's how you do it. DUN!

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