September 13, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Rachel's All New Cold War! Another Summer! Another Battle! A Hopefully Epic Win!
OMFG, Rachel's battle this summer is worthy of $500,000 dollars. Shelly hates her, called her a "bitch", of course not to her face. Shelly once told Jeff and Jordan, who did agree with her at the time, that Rachel is one of those "bitches" who get by in life and that there's nothing you can do about it. Well you COULD give her your fucking jealous jury vote!
Kalia also nonstop talked about how Rachel is the person you can't get rid of in the house, that Rachel should have gone a long time ago and Kalia hates Brendon with a passion. Her goodbye speech that was not aired in full was vicious and evil. Apparently Brendon or Jeff called her a bitch, I'm thinking it was Brendon, and Kalia took that has something that a man could do that was pure evil. Yet it's okay that Shelly calls Rachel one or that Rachel calls Shelly one. YOU CAN'T PICK AND CHOOSE KALIA.
Daniele's repeated annoyance with Rachel did nothing but hurt her own game. Remember LOSER, always work with your enemies in the house of Big Brother. Daniele SUCKED at a social game the last time she played and she sucked at it again this time around. Her ability to brainwash Kalia & Porsche is/was amazing but the rest of the house saw through her shit. Vote for Rachel you lovable jealous of Rachel LOSER.
And Cassi. Well you don't really matter anymore but that picture of you is PRICELESS. Kinda wish you stayed in the house longer but ONLY AS A MEAN GIRL and not the high and mighty and righteous weirdo you fought so hard to be in the house. So happy I'll NEVER see you back in the Big Brother house again. EVER!
As for Rachel. She deserves the votes to win. She played, she won, she showed herself and fought to push further in the game. Her weakness was Brendon and ever since he left the house she THRIVED and stumbled in the right direction to the final 2 spot. Adam had better VOTE for Rachel if he knows what's good for him. He better not focus on a "newbie" winning this season. He better look at their overall game and Rachel's game KICKED BITCHES ASS!
Rachel, you truely had a COLD WAR this season and you better win that final HOH and you BETTER WIN THIS GAME YOU QUEEN BITCH!
Big Brother BETTA play this song the morning of the finale. I BETTER HEAR Rachel talk about hearing this song and loving it Wednesday!
Janelle Monae reveals what the meaning behind the song is and this just screams Rachel's time in the house these past 2 summers.
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September 12, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Big Jeff Roasts, Lounges, Spread Out For Us To Play With- I Mean Blow- I Mean Lick- I Mean Straddle- I Mean...
Add your own ideas that Big Jeff makes you want to do with him when he's laid out like a piece of prime man loving meat.
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September 11, 2011
Big Brother 13 | The Houseguests Taking A Va-Ca Away From The Game!
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September 10, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Repost! Rachel's Cold War! Come On Girl, Make The Final 2 In Big Brother 13! Please!
Originally posted August 9th 2010:
Oh how funny is this. Big Brother 6/7's Janelle & Big Brother 12's Monet makes Janelle Monae!
Love LOVE Rachel! I still will expect her to be part of the All Stars 2 cast next summer. I'm not sure who else from this season would join her. I really don't see Britney ever playing again. If Matt doesn't win this season I expect him to return for All Stars 2 but I do not see the entire Brigade alliance returning. That would be just shit we've already seen in the first All Stars season that featured the Soverig- or whatever they were called.
Don't worry Rachel. Your fight does end this Thursday with your eviction but the final fight of hopefully getting a last stab at someone with your jury vote thus causing the potential winner to lose the grand prize by a single vote, is still to come. The fight continues in the jury house! You better make it one extra bitter jury house this season by giving all the newest Jury members shit for getting taken out.
And now fast foward a year later. Rachel DID come back but not for All Stars 2 but a split house of "Veterns" versus Newbies. If she doesn't win this year will she be back a 3rd time for All Stars 2 next summer? Wait, the show is currently casting "new houseguests" an entire year in advance but that doesn't mean All Stars 2 won't happen. I wouldn't mind if they did cast one "Super Fan" to enter a house of All Stars. Better yet 2 "Super Fans", one male and one female.
I'll update a new Cold War post later this week before Wednesday's finale.
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Big Brother 13 | Jury House Art With Brendon, Daniele & Jeff!
Just another feel good moment in the Jury House. You know before Shelly came and RUINED IT WITH HER PRESENCE!
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July 25, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Thanks For Being "HO-nest" Cassi!
I haven't got much to say about her. She may come back Thursday with the "returning houseguest" twist possibly coming back. Keith and Cassi are in sequestor and the twist may or may not be used, it always depends on who the first 3 evicted houseguests are.
Let's look back at my first impressions of Cassi to see if I was on point or completely wrong...
"Now let's bring in COUNTRY STUPID into the mix. She claims she doesn't care about people shit talking about her. Bitch please. She lets us know that she won't get "catty" with the shit talkers- OKAY so like when I see you win HOH and NOT put up the people who talked shit about you, well then I'll finally believe shit talkers don't have an effect on you. It's always smart to put up lethal players when you win HOH aka any ALL STARS left in the house, not twats and male whores who call you fat when you eat ice cream."
"She will NOT attack anyone in the house. She's just the nicest damn model you'll ever gonna meet. Well then be super darn country folk nice when you're heading on out the front door. "
So we all know Cassi is a liar regarding her not caring what people in the house say. She wanted everyone in the fucking house to know that she is a honest person and she would always say "you'll see it on the tapes when you get out" crap. She also LIED about not getting "catty" with others who shit talk her. She sure has hell insulted Rachel when she could have been the bigger person and left without any low blows directed at Rachel.
I'm so over Cassi and I will HATE it if he returns to the game. HATE IT!
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July 17, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Thanks For NOT Playing Keith! You're 1st Evicted & 1st Forgotten!
I can't even remember who was evicted first last year. Oh well. I didn't like you being on another reality show before this one, that stupid "Ken" search show and I didn't like you on this season. You really were a WASTE of a player this season. Fuck dude, so pissed you made it onto this season. I mean did you actually apply to be on this show or your agent told you to apply saying "dude, you don't even have to know how to play the game, some country clueless chick won 2 years ago so you can too".
At least your body is tight and sick and lickable! Keep showcasing a healthy fit lifestyle out to your fans. Too bad you were so fucking obsessed with pussy that you couldn't understand how to play the people in the game as game pieces and not as pieces of pussy ass that you thought your dick could penetrate. Dude, not cool how you played this game. NOT fucking cool.
Hope to see a different side of you on a future reality show. What's next? The Bachelorette?
Let's look back at my first thoughts on this player and see if I was correct. I wrote...
"Sorry BROTHER but no one in that house has any use for you. I just don't see you fitting in any alliance and any part of the game. You're almost like a piece of the puzzle that doesn't fit and is tossed aside early on. Harsh but true. I don't even think you'll make it to the jury. So sad."
I did predict he would be leaving the house after Cassi but seriously, if Cassi is backdoored this week and evicted I got the first 2 evicted houseguests back to back, just in the reverse order. Or close to that anyways.
And I was ON FUCKING POINT with Keith. This mutha trucker was tossed out of the game so fucking fast it was hilarious. No Jury for Keith. No alliance for Keith. No use for him in this game. Dominic sure as hell tried to include him in his BB games but Keith just didn't fit the fuck in any scenerio.
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July 12, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Is Dominic The House XXX Porn Star Twink!?!? He Very Well Could Be!
But who is he going to have the "final" scene with. Who will be his final 2 scene partner? I would have to say Jeff. ALL THE WAY!
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July 9, 2011
Big Brother 13 | Jeff's Oral Fixation At Full Throttle! Suck It To Win It Baby!
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July 4, 2011
Big Brother 13 Shirtless! | Dominic Shirtless Before The Live Feeds Begin
So now we see what kind of body we are working with... kinda twinkish. I want more meat muscle like Jessie from Big Brother 10 or Nick from Big Brother 8. I still can't believe the show axed that other dude from entering the house, the douche bag guy who you know had a banging body. Wonder what he's up to now that he's been told "sorry you're not on this season". I guess maybe they told him that he was a shoe in for next year.
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