October 19, 2005
big brother 6 . james rhine
September 21, 2005
big brother 6 . maggie f!ckin wins
you hear that? that's me clapping. bravo lady, brav fuckyou o. as a dedicated BB viewer this summer, both on tv and the live feeds, i have every right to be upset with how this game played out. but now that the show has officially ended, i'm ready to let go. the hatred has gone away, even with maggie's man face larger than life above this post.
the finale was a great hour. i was over at someone else's house and fucking demanded that it be on cbs. i got my way. i think i was the only one there who was actually into the show, no one else cared. i was by myself watching the finale. and i was up clapping, shouting and screaming at the tv. my friends thought i was nuts. i am.
best finale jury moments . the jury telling the friendship members on the jury [beau, jennifer + april] that maggie used them to do dirty work to benefit her. loved it! beau making snappy comments to james about ivette and how she played the game. "money isn't everything." screams beau. wait- yes it is. if we have no money, a majority of us die.
"nobody played the game with integrity and integrity can go to fucking hell". screams james to the group. "i love this game." says janelle. don't worry princess of reality tv, you'll be on all stars and you'll once again make it the final four. at one point april is talking about maggie using jennifer and april in the game and beau makes it none he's part of the group being used like little bitches. "you think maggie kept you guys together because she really cared about you or because the more she kept you guys together the more you guys were targets ahead of her." says james.
beau then asks directly after this statement "you think that maggie got everyone to do her dirty work?" james jumps in once again saying "maggie DID get everyone do her dirty work. that's why you guys are sitting here. it was a great stragety, she let you guys take the blame and she set you guys up to take the fall week by week by week. psychologically she had you guys beat."
i see what james was trying to do. he's trying to "work" the jury to vote his way. james, you can't control things outside of the house.
best audience moment . cbs got supermodels to sit in the front row directly behind julie chen. gorgeous male models at that! when they were standing up and clapping i bet they were thinking "i still don't get what the fuck this whole show is about". and maggie's daddy is hotttt! fucking yum to that.
best moment not aired . on cbs' housecalls, when janelle called in on monday, we found out that she and beau got into another fight... over some designer pillow. they were drunk once again and cameras were not there to catch this brillant reality tv moment. oh well. janelle for bb allstars!!!
best question from the jury . this was of course delivered by jennibitch. "maggie. when i was HOH and we were all upstairs in our own group. who was the one person that initially brought up kaysar's name as a nomination?" to which maggie responds with doubt as to who it was but that it wasn't her. ivette smiles shaking her head accepting blame for this. she even brought beau's name.
runner up moment goes to this question. "...why in the hell do you deserve the money over ivette?" delivered by janelle the reality princess. maggie gave a crappy answer and i could give a fuck. i was too focused on james. he's should have been shirtless.
best live moments . when the jury started walking down the runway between the front row models, the producers of course saved the best for last. janelle walked out to an amazingly loud screams mixed with standing ovations. thank god my friend had tivo. i rewinded that moment 3 fucking times!
in the audience, just above ivette's lovable mother was BB4's hunky fbi agent jack with his wife, and then next to them was a new reality couple as seen on some e! crappy show... josh from BB1 & erika from BB4. and just up a row from those super tv stars was hottie will from BB5 along with BB5 winner drew and that black guy from BB5. i spit on him.
i just saw maggie's father again while watching my tivo'd version at home. wow. i'm in daddy lust heaven!
best julie chen moment . when the jury was putting their keys into the circle box thing, julie chen made a comment that she couldn't wait to see what that [janelle's] vote was. everyone laughed. i laughed. julie laughed. and janelle laughed. it was a funny moment.
best howie quote from the finale . right before howie made the last jury vote in the circle box thingy he said "maggie, ivette, i love you both, you played a great game. unfortunely i can't vote on america's number one choices, janie + kaysar. i'm stuck voting for america's last choices. don't hate the houseguests, hate the game." the audience reacted with shock and then began clapping basically agreeing with howie. it's true.
best shocking moment . julie chen announcing that the first evicted houseguests are coming on to make a reunion! wow. this should be reallll good.
best reunion moments . "do i have to call the security guards? they are standing by." jokes julie with a serious manner. sarah tells james that rachel, howie and janelle are not the reasons why i left the house. the audience clapped but james of course was thinking his girlfriend is stupid and she just doesn't know.
also, howie had his april bashing moments shown again. and then april got her own dose of her own medicine. they played the clip when she said the fans and america are all pieces of shit. her reaction was priceless! julie tells april that janelle won the crappy set visit to some cbs show overwhelmingly. that a girl julie, rub it fucking in april's nose job!
later kaysar told jennifer in a very serious tone regarding her great big brother move on evicting kaysar again after america voted him back in... "jennifer, next time think for yourself." julie asks jennibitch to defend herself. she says she did think for herself and then eric... wait.. erPrick chimes in with a somewhat valid point that jennifer and kaysar both swore on their lives and said "i guess the same medicine doesn't taste the same." the audience reacts perfectly by drowning out erPrick's words with angry moans. julie chen pretty much knows that was a stupid, pathetic low blow at making a point and jumped in changing the subject.
best overall finale moment . well there's a tie. first it was maggie winning over ivette. yeah i said i would vote for ivette but fuck her. by the way, did you see ivette's girlfriend? she looked even hotter this time. her hair was straightened and pulled back, very classy.
and then the 2nd moment was ivette walking out of the house and there's beau with his hands wide open for ivette but she hugs CRAPPY ERPRICK first and he's embarassed and hugs both eric + ivette. my god that was funny! ivette's hug to eric lasted a few good seconds, then her hug to beau lasted a split second. hilarious! and oh dear, maggie's lover is fugly but huggable.
my big brother postings finale . that's all bb readers. i want to thank everyone for checking into guytvblog.com for my big brother updates! and the only way to end this post properly is with janelle's classic quote. "bye bye bitches".
so what did you guys like or not like about the finale/entire season?
early show update . the morning after, maggie haggie and evilette were on the early show with julie chenbot. okay, let me start over. the morning after, maggie and ivette were on the early show with julie chen. maggie kept the game going outside of the house continuing the [maybe] lie that she didn't use her "friends" to do her dirty work. julie kept probing that maggie did "you really were the mastermind behind this friendship and the glue that held it together" says julie to maggie who laughs a fucking giggle.
julie then uses james' name to ask maggie if she used the "friendship" to further her game. maggie denies it. and then ivette was asked if she thought maggie used them and she said evereyone did things to benefit everyone in the friendship. at this point, maggie is staring down ivette... bitch.
and then... oh fucking shit... and then ivette says "i hate to be part of that "friendship" now to be honest and that sounds horrible to say". i was floored! so was julie! she quickly asked "why?" to which ivette says "i never liked the name friendship and it's hard to play the game and to say you have a friendship going on."
julie quickly asks if ivette is friends with anyone in the group and that she wants names! ivette says according to her "tush" slash girlfriend that ivette doesn't "have the best thoughts on those people." she wouldn't drop names to julie. wow. fucking wow.
the interview ended with ivette saying that she didn't choose janelle was because she feared janelle would tell the jury ivette choose money over "friendship". if janey had told the jury about ivette's "dirty move in the game that never happened because ivette didn't allow it to happen" then janelle would have won the game. ivette just couldn't have that. i think ivette's jealously got the best of her and didn't want to loose over janelle.
September 16, 2005
big brother 6 . hypocrisy + self righteousness wins
well. what is there to say? big brother season 6 has officially ended for this addicted viewer. i may be acting a little over dramatic but i have the right to be upset. i invested time into this series and what i wanted to happen... didn't. so i'm upset but i'll get over it. there's survivor: guatemala to watch. mtv's the real world austin. american idol. all new addictions with all new excitements and depressions to embrace.
but let's get back to big brother. when i say "hypocrisy + self righteousness wins", it's the truth. the friendship alliance that consisted of april, maggie, jennifer, ivette + beau, a power of five, moved through the house trash talking everyone, even themselves behind each other's backs. they proclaimed they were playing this game with integrity.
the fucking definition of integrity is the quality of possessing and steadfastly adhering to high moral principles or professional standards. each member of the friendship alliance proved to the live feeds that none of them could ever stand behind what the word integrity means. yet they continue to believe they played this game based on integrity and oh yeah...morals!
the friendship considered the other side of the house, the people who were against the "friendship", as "evil" and those playing without integrity. the american viewers, the people who make big brother a success, grew upset rather quickly with this friendship alliance. and they have ever right to be upset. we make the show, in my opinion. if there is no "us", there is no "big brother".
some of the reasons why this alliance pissed me off as a viewer is they repeatedly told me, the viewer, to go "fuck yourself" and that i am "full of shit". i guess those statements could be looked on as fair because i myself have made similar comments to the screen. here's the difference. i do not claim a life of integrity and self righteousness and then pass judgement on those who do not follow my lifestyle. the friendship alliance has passed judgement for 3 months and have never looked at themselves as the same as those they verbally attack.
but in the end we the viewers have to look at the "friendship" as what it's meant to be looked as in reality tv terms... it was a fucking alliance. and a damn good one at that. i blame everyone outside of the friendship alliance for allowing a POWER OF FIVE to push through the game to make it to the end. i can not remember another reality show where an OPEN alliance, the biggest in big brother history, PUSH their way through the ENTIRE FUCKING GAME! the house let this POWER OF FIVE make it to the end!
howie fucked up by putting up james and sarah. james fucked up by putting his hand on the bible and saying "i would put up rachel + howie". rachel fucked up by letting howie win HOH. kaysar fucked up by letting his finger go on the pressure cooker HOH game. ashlea fucked up by not opening up to rachel in the first 2 weeks. michael fucked up the game by touching women inappropiately in the house. sarah fucked up by selling out "howie, kaysar and janelle" as a power of 3 the week the friendship had HOH. they all fucked up. each person can not call anyone else a "dumbass" but they should each call themselves the big brother dumbasses.
there's only one more episode left. the jury now has to give the money to maggie or ivette. in the house, ivette and maggie are each telling each other "no, you deserve to win", "no, you deserve to win!". from what i saw the entire season, maggie deserves to win. she created the alliance, she played with her "friends" making them all do her dirty work and in the end, everyone still fucking respects maggie more than anyone else within the friendship alliance.
ivette should have told maggie at that final moment in tonight's episode that "maggie i can not play for you or the friendship. i have to play for myself and my family. I choose to evict you." with maggie in the jury, ivette would have won the entire game. but now ivette chose friendship and has lost the game. stupid bitch.
i kept saying maggie deserves to be in the final 2 because of what she did this season. ivette does not deserve to be in the final 2. she played an emotional game and has managed to tag along maggie to the final 2 spot. she had the choice to winning the grand prize or getting 2nd place. she fucking choose 2nd place.
right now in the house, ivette asks maggie "what do you think my family is saying". to which maggie says "they are so flipping excited right now. they are so excited!" um.. BULLSHIT MAGGIE. they are screaming at you and maybe hating you? maggie has used friendship tatics to make ivette take her to the final 2 spots. ivette, your family is upset with you because no one on the face of this big brother obessed planet believes you can win over maggie. you should have played for your family and took janelle to the final 2. yeah ivette's family can be proud that she made it the final 2 but they can do what families do best. throwing mistakes in their faces for the rest of their lives!
now i just have to wait an entire year for the next big brother to start. oh god, maggie just said to ivette on the live feeds "i think janelle is going back to the sequestor house to rally votes for you." umm.. BULLLSHHIITTT! well maybe not so bullshit. i'd love to see ivette win over maggie but that just may never happen.
i'm so sick of maggie. ivette has repeatedly said the entire 3 months... "evil always wins". for once i finally agree with ivette. evil will win this season.
the only thing that can make me happy with BIG BROTHER is to give us fans an ALLSTAR EDITION next summer. this sixth season of big brother is a lesson learned for all future reality contestants. if an OPEN ALLIANCE is moving through the house, destroy it. kill it. break it up. damn it. game fucking over man, game over!
big brother allstars: from season six, i would like to see janelle, kaysar, james + jennifer back. each because they each, at one point or another, turned the house upside down. now the gay reasons i want them back. i love reality bitches. i lust for james + kaysar to sit with roddy from big brother 3 and have shirtless late night chats! and i think janelle could be good for an allstar edition. she'd be the perfect gay accessory in the house! love her!
big brother 6 . sovereign controls jury
when thinking now about the jury and big finale... i started realizing the friendship may have controlled the game but they no longer control the jury votes. they talked about controlling the jury votes if one of them was against someone "evil" in the end but now with 2 members of the friendship alliance in the final 2 spots, the sovereign alliance control the votes.
ivette could win over maggie! think about it. the only people from the friendship alliance to vote for maggie is jennifer and april. that leaves beau who will of course vote for ivette, his partner in the game. now comes the toss up votes. howie, rachel, james and janelle. if maggie is drilled and questioned about her unspoken leadership of the friendship alliance and does not confess to leading the group or using her "friends" to do her dirty work, they may give it to ivette out of spite. i know that's what i would do!
they may also see maggie as one person plus her husband dave. and then they may see ivette plus her girlfriend plus her mother and plus her brother in jail. they may give the money to ivette because she needs it more. maggie deserves the money for the way she played the game but if the juror members are "evil" enough as maggie thinks they are, they just may give it to ivette.
as maggie would always say in the game... "hmm... interesting." ivette may have not lost the game afterall. fuck big brother for being so addictive and so unpredictable! damn you maggie, you better not win. [shaking fist in the air]. you know, someone in some big brother forum said that they may have liked ivette better if maggie and eric were not in the house. i'm starting to think that way to.
this blogmaster IS going to apply next time.. i'm betting that next season will be an allstars edition and then after that it will be regular folks season. i think i'll be on that cast. wish me luck in 2 years!
i vote for ivette to win $500,000 dollars.
September 13, 2005
big brother . the next editions
big brother 7: allstars . i've already explained why next summer must be an allstars edition in this previous post. to sum this up, each week people compete for all 3 power of veto's: POV, Golden POV and Diamond POV. there's a million dollar prize at the end and a bigger jury. 14 contestants. 10 in the jury. a tie could lead to america's tie-breaking vote.
big brother 8: couples . with the dynamic of sarah & james from big brother 6 it makes sense to put married without children couples, married with children couples, dating couples, ex girlfriend/boyfriend couples, gay/lesbian couples & engaged couples in this next edition. this year we would finally see sex in the HOH room and have very heated fights among couples as well as couple vs couple arguments. this season would just be completely emotional and amazing to watch. not pathetic partnerships as seen in big brother 6. april + jennifer hardly knew each other. beau + ivette hardly knew each other. janelle + ashela hardly knew each other. i want an entire house of james' & sarah's!!!
big brother 9: intruders . i don't know, something to do with intruders that fuck everything up and if they make it to the end something tv amazing happens. they could also name this edition L.I.E. with each letter standing for something making everyone's lies bigger than they are.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:04 AM
September 9, 2005
big brother 6 . episode where janelle wins HOH
big brother 6: on thursday, september 8th, big brother once again became the show you love to hate one second and then suddenly love the next. for fans of the show, watching episode by episode, you'll be able to follow along just fine. for those onlly catching a few episodes can attempt to read the review, but you may not get the context.
theme music: the show begins. the theme music is better this year. the past four years we've had to listen to rather annoying theme music that has been thrown over to the cbs house calls show which is hosted by big brother 3 contestant marcellas reynolds + gretchen massey, a woman of many talents.
what happened on the show: we come to april + howie in the nomination chairs. a scheme is brought up from howie + janelle to somehow escape eviction and remain as a pair. april is very scared at this point because she fears ivette will choose money over friendship. at one point in the kitchen, howie makes it known that if ivette goes up into the final 2 spots with maggie or april, the votes could go 50/50. if ivette goes to the final 2 with howie or janelle, she has a 100 percent chance to win the entire game due to the friendship alliance controling the votes.
at this point i'm thinking "vote out april, turn on your friends. april is always saying she's not here for the money. so why should she care if she leaves the house. vote out the bitch!" but does ivette listen to me? she goes up into the HOH room with maggie and april... and she tells them everything!
maggie needs to hear everything because she needs to continue to control her alliance she created. april brings up the fact that everyone in the house deserves the money. in the big brother confessional, ivette cries about how april does not deserve the money. then back in the HOH room, ivette tells maggie that she will feel like shit if apirl wins the money. ahh choices, choices.
maggie and mom speak: finally we get to see the girlfriend talk. now last episode, when ivette got into her HOH room and the houseguests finally got to see a picture of her girlfriend [also named maggie], the big brother editors thought it would be great to air janelle's confessional comment about how ugly maggie was. will maggie rip janelle a new one? let's find out.
okay we see her finally. she actually doesn't look so ugly when she's fixed up. she did look just a bit fugly on the premiere episode of this season but now, she's purty. now why the fuck wasn't ivette and maggie in the house together as a pair! i would have loved to see lesbians move through this game! fuck cbs for banning lesbian sex.
we now see ivette's mother. "ivette likes to tell it how it is. what you see is what you get. you know." the mom i's nice. i don't hate ivette so much as a person with these 2 wonderful women in her life. mom needs to slap her across the face for her behaviour in the house and maggie needs to slap the other side. a slap is only meaningful when it comes from those that love you.
maggie, ivette's lesbian girlfriend, says ivette's mouth gets her in trouble all the time. that she doesn't know when to stop. in the show they just showed ivette telling kaysar that he has no respect for women. this is why kaysar stood up in front of that bitch way back on "fight night". fuck ivette for slandering kaysar that way. fuckkk ivette.
maggie goes on to say that ivette is not a "crier" and she doesn't know why she's crying all the time. she then goes on to say that it's nothing against "cappy" [eric, evicted houseguest], but she doesn't understand why ivette has such an obsession with him and that she hates it and that it drives her crazy. "all you hear is... cappy this, cappy that". maggie also says she can't stand eric.
the mother chimes in saying that ivette was all about cappy first, then james, that ivette forgot about beau sometimes. mother finally says that ivette is there to WIN. not make friendships. you can make friendships outside the game! mother starts attacking april + jennifer because it was fucking APRIL who came up with the plan to almost evict ivette when she was on the block with sarah [james' girlfriend and evicted houseguest].
"the only one i have questions about is APRIL. because APRIL can start problems. because when howie was HOH the first time, APRIL & JENNIFER was trying to see if they can get ivette out."
next up is maggie making a fucking insanely beautiful comment. "as ivette's girlfriend, it's probably not right for me to say this but i like JANELLE. i like janelle in the game, she's a great player, she's beautiful, she's smart, she's witty. she's charasmatic. she's got all these great qualities. and i do see where ivette may be jealous, or whatever you want to call it-"
she gets cut off but i'm sure she was going to say something to defend ivette's jealously. i'm guessing bb was not going to have any of that! and that's pretty much ivette's family speaking out. maggie did not comment on janelle's "ugly" comment so i'm assuming this was all shot before the comment aired. i wonder if maggie still thinks janelle is this and that.
my only advice to maggie is this. don't be so hateful towards janelle. we all know you want to "get" with her. we all know that ivette has trashed janelle day and night for over 60 days. get over the ugly comment, you ain't ugly. your girlfriend ivette's personality is fucking ugly.
sequestor house: now comes james + beau's arrival. first we see rachel and jennifer NOT fighting. rachel talks about how she loves the outdoors and i'm guessing bb fixed the girl up! you see, the friendship alliance wanted a beach locale, bb didn't give it to them. a big FUCK YOU to those bitches.
now james told tv guide dot com that he was going to tell jennifer that he got to spend the night with his girlfriend who is not in sequestor but was a houseguest evicted earlier. he was then going to ask if they let her see dan, just to piss her off. he wanted to do that so bad... let's see if he does do it.
as rachel + jennibitch wait for someone to arrive, it's james! both girls eyes widen when james flicks them off but we all know that was just for jennibitch. with fake hugs and drinks done with, james pops in his tape to show the girls how he was taken out of the house.
of course jennibitch continues her tireless bitch rant by making comments to both rachel and james. she is a pathetic bitch because when she says something, she doesn't make eye contact and say what's on her mind to someone's face. she's a coward. she's pathetic. she ain't a true bitch but more a wannabe be super bitch.
during the video watching thing, jennibitch says howie is fat compared to "skinny ass" rachel. when she sees april win POV and HOH in the same week she demands no one call her weak again. james brings up the fact that only a coward backdoors people in this game. he refers to april as "busto" and jennibitch calls him a jerk and tells him to "get over it".
oh wait. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. jennibitch says to the confessional camera that james' comments are "upseting" her and was "completelying rude and obnixious". um wait you cunt. last week you were all of those things to rachel! but let's face it, jenniFER is doing all of these antics to further her reality "bitch" career. fuck her. she ain't worthy enough to be called a reality "bitch" diva.
then beau comes up and in the words of april, "blah, blah, blah, blah".
the rest of the episode: well the entire episode built up to the idea of ivette voting out april now rather than later in favor of keeping 2 houseguests that could guarenette a win for her. she ended up getting rid of howie. i thought howie should have learned by now to shut the fuck up when he rants on. he got himself out of that game. i don't blame ivette. i blame howie.
and oh yeah, for those continuing to blame howie for making the BIGGEST mistake in bb history, let's make sure we all know that it was james who swore on the bible against his own team. he should have never dropped names and gave howie a reason to be nominated. now if james never said he wanted howie & rachel out, and howie was told a lie by the friendship alliance, then he would be the DUMBASS of the season, but he's not.
oh my brother!: this just hit me. the only way janelle can win big brother against any of the nerd herd left is that if big brother let's america become the 8TH JUROR MEMBER and thus making a tie in case the nerd herd votes as a team of four, thinking they have complete control of big brother... then julie chen would say it would be a tie and say the winner is now determined based on how many HOH & POV comp's they've won throughout the game...
fuck that would be awesome!!! we would see america's key in the box when people pull their's out. and then when we see america vote for janelle, hopefully a tie will happen. here's hoping!
September 4, 2005
big brother 6 . janellousy + janellerella
since my last BB post, the summer of secrets season has continued to be emotionally up + down for this faithful viewer. i can't believe how much i love this show one episode and then completely hate it the next episode. with most reality shows, i'm pretty much consistent with my love or hatred for any show. now it's not the way big brother is played or designed, it's the fucking houseguests selected this season!
as i write this, there are only 5 people left in the house.
janelle: the only houseguest that a majority of america truely loves. she is the most hated and most talked about houseguest, according to the friendship alliance.
maggie: the leader and creator of the friendship alliance. by far the smartest of her group because she uses her friends to do "what's best for the house". come on, it's what's best for this bitch. oh and she continues to think she knows how janelle will act as a human being outside of this game. she continues to put herself above janelle as a better human being. fuck you maggie.
april: this season's emotional player. she's in the friendship alliance and her secret partner, jennifer, is the biggest bitch this year. the biggest bitch. i fucking hate jennibitch!
howie: the womanizer meterologist who has yet to understand what a woman truely is... a human being. he's repeative, irritating and a closeted bisexual houseguest. yeah whatever, he's bisexual.
ivette: by far the most hated player within this season's cast. yeah she's emotional but the amount of hypocrisy that this bitch showcases on a daily basis.. oh shit, i'm embarrassed for the people that know her outside of this game. i actually feel sorry for YOU. the last thing i have to say about this woman is she spits out hate so she should not be surprised when hate is thrown back at her face outside of this game.
janelleousy: the women left from the friendship alliance: april, ivette + maggie spend their entire day trash talking janelle. viewed by an outside source, this is a form of jealously. they are envious of janelle's advantages and luck in the game. when janelle talks with these 3 bitches, they take in all information janelle says and twists it around into something worse when janelle isn't around to defend herself.
these 3 bitches are already saying they control the votes in the end and that janelle will never win. no matter what. um.. are you judging her on the way she played the game or how much janelleousy you have for the girl? "stupid bitches" is janelle's response to anything the bitches of the friendship alliance say or do. well said goddess janelle, well said.
janellerella: people online in bb forums have come up with this word. if howie leaves, it will be four women in the house. janelle would be cinderella [i know this is stupid but funny, keep reading]. ivette + maggie would be the ugly and evil step sisters and april would be the evil mother. now that's funny. i don't know, cinderellas got everything in the end. i'm betting so will janellerella.
the final 3: it looks like this season is going to have 3 women in the end again. both april and ivette want to take janelle to the end to win the money. this would, in their own greedy minds, guarantee them a win in the end. now maggie doesn't see it this way, or so the bitch says. she wants to vote out janelle and go into the final 2 with one of her friendship cunts. whatever maggie, we'll see if money is truely NOT the reason why you're on the show.
sequestor house: if you have the live feeds, every contestant knew about the sequestor house for the jury. the entire friendship alliance claim they are not here to win the money, that all they want to do is make it to the sequestor house to relax at some exotic beach locale. when we the audience finally saw the sequestor house, i was disappointed not to see the evicted houseguests at a beach resort but rather a country home. but it does make me happy the friendship cunts won't be getting their beach vacation!
this could be because of 2 very possible reasons. one, the new big brother house was so expensive that they had to take money out of their budget which thus took away the beach locale. or two, when the BB gods found out that the entire friendship alliance was going to make it into the jury and control their game, they took the beach locale away from them and gave them a shitty country home. the remaining friendship cunts in the house are still expecting to go to a beach resort. "stupid bitches".
either way, jennibitch is making this sequestor house fucking fun. yeah i hate what she did to kaysar, the most lusted after houseguest this season, but i truely love a reality bitch. i keep saying she is the next omarosa, but no one seems to agree with me. you just keep watching your tv screen... this tramp is going to slut herself for any reality show featuring reality has beens. just you watch. watch this bitch remain a reality bitch her entire life.
big brother 6 update: at around 10:40 p.m. on sunday night, april is working janelle that she can confide in her once howie leaves. but april plans on running back to her bitches to spill everything janelle says. janelle has already told howie that she doesn't plan on giving any more information to those "stupid bitches"
april, the queen of trash talking, is now telling janelle to not be so sad. to not be so angry. "be happy. be sweet. love." says april. janelle asks "to who?" april then says "everybody." janelle quickly asks "why, why the hell should i? I'm not sad, i'm vicious." april responds with "you're vicious? don't be mean".
wait the fucking minute. why should janelle treat those cunts with respect when she gets no respect at all from them. fuck you april. fuck you and your way of life. oh god. fuck you you stupid bitch!
kaysar the actor: did you guys hear that kaysar just filmed an episode on the soap the young & the restless to air october 5th? the entire friendship alliance is going to shit themselves when they find out kaysar is the most popular and most loved and will be the most profitable houseguest ever to walk away from big brother. this hot fucker is probably going to make a million dollars by next summer. i so fucking heart kaysar.
for seeking more beautiful screen captures of kaysar + friends, check out jeansmx's album.
ivette's HOH: well, ivette nominated the only 2 houseguests not within her alliance. howie + janelle. and then the goddess janelle won POV!!! now once she takes herself off, howie will be sent home. yes either maggie or april must be put up as a pawn, but let's hope ivette gets rid of april so she can secure her "friendship" with maggie.
and that's about it. big brother rocks right now because janelle won POV but sucks because the friendship control the game. but i can still say "fuck the friendship alliance".
August 26, 2005
big brother 6 . april wins HOH thus learning to think
in a nail biting reality finish, april won HOH over janelle. i threw my hands up into the air proclaiming, "fuck big brother once again, i'm done with you."
when the show ended i got on the computer reluctant to watch the live feeds. thank god i did because the best thing happened. first james went outside to play chess with ivette leaving howie + janelle in the gold room to talk. in comes maggie and april talking a mile a minute that the plan is to backdoor james!
howie and janelle are floored listening to the plan. april begins to say that most likely howie and janelle will be put up as pawns. the only problem is to not tell james, ivette or beau this plan. they want to blindside james. when maggie and april left the gold room, howie and janelle doubted the plan. there's flaws to it. the biggets one being ivette!
now the way april thinks her plan will work is if everyone plays for Power of Veto [POV], except for james, someone will win it and then backdoor james. simple plan right? but NOT really. if april learns to think... then she can play the best plan possible. and this is it...
she must nominate HOWIE for his behaviour in the game and BEAU for "stragestic reasons" or "they're the last partnership". at this point james will be super suspicious. now when POV competition comes, beau is forced to pick ivette to play, howie is forced to pick janelle and april is forced to pick maggie.
if ivette for some reason wins, she MUST pull beau off the block for the chance of a million dollars or she can pull james off the block choosing friendship. you guys, ivette is still in a state of delusion with james she can't seem to escape.
now with howie + beau on the block and someone wins POV other than ivette, they pull off howie to then put up james. ivette is forced to choose over her million dollar partner or a friendship with james.
this is the only way to guarentte james leaves this week. the only FUCKING WAY! yes they have to use ivette this way but she did it to herself choosing to be friends with james- who was the fucking one responsible in getting her CAPPY out! i can't stand this stalker side of ivette.
in other live feed news, howie and janelle are at the main table talking. howie says if april nominates janelle and him and he wins POV, he will pull off janelle so that james goes up. he also says that if she stays on the block with james, it could go either way on who is the bigger threat. janelle must be out of harms way.
you guys! this week can't be another week for EVILETTE to be happy!
in other big brother news, i found a website with kaysar pics from his beginning shaven days to his last facial hair days. go now and check out...
america's choice: everyone needs to vote for james to win the phone call from home!!! vote now over at cbs.com. if janelle wins then ivette and the friendSHIT will really hate janelle and vote her out instead of james! oh america is going to lose this one for janie! i hope though she still gets the call and gets POV and has the best week ever!
August 20, 2005
big brother 6 . is jennifer the new omarosa?
August 18, 2005
big brother 6 . janelle's HOH conspiracy solved
kaysar's eviction: yes i'm sorry to see him go but him staying longer in the house was not meant to be. he's meant to win big brother all stars.
HOH competition: when the final HOH question was asked, "how many light bulbs did it take to spell sold out in the luxury competition?"
all 3 left in the competition were writing. beau had finished first showing his answer. julie waited as both janelle and april were not finished. at this point julie chen said "houseguests, i need your answers".
at this point, beau showed his answer first. [god i feel so stupid having to explain this but i'll continue] as julie chen waited for janelle and april's official answers, both continued still writing.
at this point janelle flipped her card over to write a new answer. nothing was final at this point. all julie chen asked was to see their answers. nothing was official until julie read the correct answer.
while janelle was still writing, along with april, julie chen told janelle "you're upside down." at this exact point, janelle finished writing her new answer [we even saw janelle pulling the cap off the base of the marker and snapping it back on it's tip]. here she made sure that her new number choice "275" was showing right side up for the cameras and for julie chen.
at this exact time of janelle being told her answer was upside down, april was still writing her number choice "145". both had the chance to finailize their answers at the exact same moment.
there was no rule that we heard on air that a houseguest had to write only one answer. in season's past, houseguests have written more than one answer on paper or chalk.
now for those wondering, here are the rules for the HOH competition. the person who comes closest to the correct number without going over will become the new HOH. if you all go over the correct answer, the houseguest with the closest number to the correct answer wins HOH.
yes janelle first wrote "300" but did have the chance to change it. again, not once did it say anywhere that you one had to write only one single answer and not given the chance to change it.
now... with that mess out of the way, finally one of the maggots will be going home- i mean the new pressure cooker that big brother likes to call the sequestor house.
big brother 6 update: for those wondering what happened on the live feeds, jennibitch and the maggots were talking about how janelle didn't win the HOH. it was big brother's mistake. at this point, jennifer and april were brought into the diary room to be told by BIG BROTHER him/herself that janelle did win and she did not break any rules.
and howie brought the second hurricane to april. it took james to bring howie away from his 'busto' rants to april. she keeps saying she doesn't care but he turns it around saying she does care! she says to evict her but he says no. that she would be a waste of a nomination.
finally after the entire house starting crying foul play, big brother's producer arnold s. called a house meeting in the living room and told everyone that janelle won fair and fucking square. "after further review, the play stands."
on a side note, did everyone in america who already hates jennibitch, see her throw the key into the grass for princess janelle to get it??? yes janelle said "give me that fucking key you bitch." hurting jennifer's super ego to which jennifer flicked her middle finger into jennifer's smiling face. "pack your fucking bags you bitches." since the crapettes keep talking about how immature the other side is, i think we can finally take a look at ourselves and ask "who really is mature".
as i write this, the friendSHIT alliance somewhat agree to make a pact that if james is in the final 2 with any of them [janelle, howie or rachel] to vote for james to win. of course this coming from EVILVETTE aka ivette. only beau agreed while no one else said fully agreed.
oh and then jennibitch said to april, beau and maggie that if the final 2 were ivette and beau that we should agree to award ivette the money because she was the one to audition and beau was the one who came along. then... OH MY FREAKING SHIT, AND THEN... jennifer said to them that if it was april and her in the end to award her the money!
you should have seen the look on april's silent face. no one said a thing. jennifer then backed off the idea. oh my gosh. can you believe this NEW MEGA JENNIBITCH?
and finally as i end this entry, april wants none of them to go up to the HOH room when it opens. that they are immature. but what really ticks me off is big brother did not show april throwing howie's picture off the balcony breaking it. jennifer actually said that that wasn't right and went downstairs to pick it up.
"honestly they could be backdooring me." says april. jennifer thinks they are backdooring james. um... no.
also, jennifer and april are lying in bed. april asks jennifer to ask her to play for veto so april can win and keep them both off the block. um.. jennifer doesn't really agree because we all know if jennifer leaves it up to april, she's going home.
jennifer also says that maggie didn't like her idea about awarding the money to those who brought their partners. she says she didn't mean it and was testing people. let me take the time right now to scream BULLSHIT!
August 17, 2005
big brother . an open letter to marcellas
well my blog buddies over at ohlala paris just recently did an interview with marcellas reynolds to which i jumped at the chance to connect myself through paris to reynolds. so... marcellas responded with an email and this bb entry is for all big brother fans but mostly directed towards marcellas.
for those unaware, big brother is a reality game show where people are put in a house, cut off from the outside world, to compete in a summer long power battle to win a large money prize in the end. the game can be played a thousand different ways and is played around the world. after five u.s. seasons, now currently in its sixth season, big brother u.s. continues to gain an inebriated reaction from american audiences.
now here's my opinions on this current season as well as the all stars edition hopefully to air sometime next year.
big brother all stars: i need to see roddy, james, and kaysar all in one house. i need to see marcellas, danielle and amy back for another round of show stopping behaviour. i need to see hardy, doctor will, and nicole back for an emotional round 2. i need to see alison and jun back for wicked game play. i need to see will wikle, jase and jennifer [aka nakomis] back in the house. and from this current season, i'd love to see janelle, of course kaysar, jennifer and of course james back for their house flipping gameplay style. janelle has yet to do anything big but she sure did call maggie and beau bitches to their face. that's an all star if you ask me!
"rachel, you're so beautiful. maggie, you're such a bitch." a drunken janelle says as she passes rachel finding maggie cleaning the kitchen table.
the reason why each person was chosen in my list is because they all played the game like no other houseguest. they each have changed the way new houseguests play each season. this is guytvblog.com's perfect cast. a total of 16 emotional and strategic players to which would create a highly addictive 24/7 live feeds obsession.
the prize? of course one million dollars. the show's length? the same as any past season. the veto power? here's this season's big twist idea.
i would love to have the veto winner of each week's competition to walk up to a glass box in the backyard area. inside there would be three veto boxes all sealed shut. the glass box is under lock that only the current HOH can unlock. each veto box is numbered. 1, 2, and 3. the veto winner then chooses one box officially, verbally saying outloud. once the glass box is opened, the veto winner takes their chosen box and opens it in front of everyone. here's the big twist.
either the original power of veto will be in the box. or the golden power of veto. or the diamond power of veto. all strategies each week will be fucked if someone wins any one of the vetos. i need to see people winning the diamond power of veto, taking themselves off the block and then putting someone of their own choosing up for eviction.
this is quite possibly [stroking my own ego] the best way to work in all 3 vetos in one season for the all star players.
america's HOH: one of the greatest flips in the all star season would be revealed the day the show premieres. after the all star houseguests are in the house, julie chen would reveal that during... let's say, week 7, that america will have HOH. that we will be given the chance to nominate 2 players up for eviction.
the houseguests won't know exactly when this will happen. after a live eviction, the houseguests will head outside to discover that america has HOH this week. the look of shock on their faces would be priceless. after america nominates 2 players, it's up to the houseguests to play for veto and to vote someone out, america is no longer involved. if the same rule still exists that six players must compete for veto, then that specific week the nominees would chose 2 players to play with them.
america's choice is boring now. let's make it a bit more interesting.
why is james a target?: i remember marcellas asking in one of the past cbs' house calls shows that if someone could call in and explain why james is such a big target. [or something to that effect]
here's why. just for you marcellas. when eric left, the friendship was created. if you weren't part of the group slash cult, then you didn't matter. james had admitted giving eric over to kaysar for eviction, the entire house knew this. and for some reason kaysar was hellbent in getting james to join his team when he was HOH. i'm thinking maybe he had an interest in james as a power player working for him, not against him.
james and sarah joined kaysar creating what we all know now as the sovereign alliance aka S6. here they agreed to not turn on each other. here james, i think, stated that no matter what comes back to the team from the other side that it was a lie and possibly made up.
well when maggie won HOH after eric's eviction, she started to bring each of the S6 alliance up one by one for a simple question. who would you put up? she knows they have to choose from their side because maggie was never going to nominate ivette, jennifer, april or beau. when kaysar went upstairs to the HOH room, he wouldn't give names. he wasn't about to "sell out" his friends.
janelle could just give a fuck and never attempted going upstairs to talk to maggie. howie + rachel were up there together at one point and made a deal to keep them both safe for next week. if maggie didn't put them up, then they wouldn't put her up next week. now howie + rachel didn't give out names as to who maggie should put up on their side but made sure that it wasn't them. she agreed to it and a deal was made.
when james went up there, she asked him to give her 2 names. he wouldn't answer her. she then said something about "if it's that difficult for you, then don't tell me." later he got up heading for the HOH door and just before he walked out, he dropped 2 names. i believe they were kaysar and janelle. maggie was shocked but nodded.
when maggie later told her maggots [aka friendship alliance] the news, she switched the names to howie and either kaysar or janelle. at this point she couldn't remember which names he said exactly so she wasn't 100 percent sure. but he said someone's names nonetheless.
now when sarah went upstairs to the HOH room, she "sold out" howie, kaysar and janelle as a team of 3 that needed to be broken up. she claimed that every night when she and james went to bed that those 3 were always staying up late plotting against james and her. maybe they were, maybe they weren't. point is, she "sold out" her own team by dropping names. sarah even told the camera in one cbs aired episode that she would do anything to stay in the house with her boyfriend. and she meant it.
when the maggot alliance started to reveal the information to kaysar's side, of course he was angry. the maggots were already upset with james for leaving their side and wanted kaysar's side to know how "dirty" james was.
everyone in the house felt betrayed by james and sarah. and when you add the bible swearing situation to the mix of "dirty" playing, james specifically named howie and rachel as the pair to break up. yes he changed his mind that maggie was still his main target but he made it known that howie and rachel are threats to him.
at this point, the entire house believed james would do anything to further himself in the game. and that james didn't believe or think both sides would come together to share information. but they did thanks to april + kaysar.
this is why james is hated and wanted out of the house like no other houseguest in bb history. he tried to play both sides. it's simple as that.
james in the final 3: of course this week with jennibitch as HOH, the maggots thought they could control james. we all know maggie doesn't trust james and never will [but for some reason she dropped kaysar's name when jennifer asked her to choose between james + kaysar]. i'm not that angry with [that fucking bitch] jennifer because she has just pushed kaysar into a more pop cultured idolized state that she can never match. unless she wins the whole damn game.
and yes, we all want to see kaysar come back to the all stars for a 2nd chance. then again, he could be put up first week. lol.
now about the friendSHEEP alliance thinking they made this big power move to out kaysar this week... um... no. this was all james' doing.
he used ivette and used the friendSHIT alliance to do what he wanted. these idiots fell for his emotions. maggie is the only one that of course didn't fall for james' tricks but has let her sheep make bigger targets on their backs. she's using them as well. it's hard for me to believe maggie would associate with these people after the game. but then again, what the fuck do i know. i'm just a viewer.
this was absolutely james' best move in the game. now all new targets have been created. rachel thinks she can use james to get the friendship out of the house. the maggots think they can use james to get the S4 ouf of the house. everyone wants to take james to the final 2 so that they can win against him.
i personally want james, beau and janelle as the final 2 because janelle has no target on her back. she's the last target on the friendship's side to evict. beau is the last target on janelle's side to evict. the final 3 will and should be beau, janelle and james. it's perfect. james represents his own team. beau represents the friendship while janelle represents her team.
my last thoughts: i know this isn't 100% personally directed at marcellas but it's about the topics i would discuss with him and gretchen on cbs' house calls [if i could get through the lines!] these are my thoughts on this season, so far.
marcellas, your exit on big brother 3 was tv fabulous. your devotion to kaysar is fabulous. your interview with eric was fabulous. i hope you will put ivette in her place once she exits the house because that would be fabulous. i hope to see will wikle shirtless on an episode of house calls because that would be fabulous. i hope beau replaces you next house calls season while you play all stars because beau is fabulous... just kidding!
and i hope of course you've read every single last fabulous word of this post. i always have loads to say about guys on tv! thank you again marcellas for your interest in guytvblog.com.
p.s. please give ivette this tee shirt when she exits the house! please...
big brother . the international version
August 15, 2005
big brother 6 . my last entry
and so it happens. kaysar comes back in the house thanks to cbs' money making voting scheme and the housemates have the option of evicting him within one week's time. people all over big brother fan sites are screaming about immunity for kaysar. we both know that wouldn't be fair in the contexts of the game itself. the game that is big brother has always been a number's game and has always been a game about doing anything you can to get to the end. there is no honesty in this game. there is no integrity. no values. and no morals.
my time online spent watching the once addicitive feeds is officially over. here are a few reasons. the friendship alliance that includes april, jennifer, ivette, beau + maggie have turned this online experience into a sickening voyeurism of hypocrisy. i have never had a problem with a houseguest entering the big brother experience wanting to play a "dirty" game. playing a vicious game of lies + deceit is what makes big brother enjoyable. it's what makes any reality show an experience. you're either for the good guys or the bad guys. you choose a side. i have chosen kaysar's side.
but when it comes to this "friendship" alliance, all bets are off when it comes to playing a justified "dirty" game. they can and are fully allowed to play a terrific game based on lies, deception and ruthlessness but when you preach on the live 24/7 feeds about playing the game with integrity, values + morals, then there's a problem.
we all know we're two faced, backstabbing shitholes in our personal lives. in some degree we do something in our daily lives that can be compared to an action taken inside the big brother house by this season's cast. but when a person is accused of performing unforgivable act(s) on another person and the accused person in question claims they are a person of righteousness, the accused becomes the object of absolute hatred. i have a hatred for the friendship alliance.
for those unaware of the live feeds antics of the friendship alliance, let me fill you in. coming from an "unbiased" viewer... eric, firefighter contestant partnered with maggie and now evicted, was the first houseguest to bring his thoughts on intergrity, value and morals into the house. ivette, the easy to control + manipulate self proclaimed lesbian of the cast, soon took those 3 words and let's say she fucking ran with it. after the other "dirty" houseguests took out their "leader" eric from the game, maggie and her group created the friendship alliance. they don't like the word "alliance" but let's face it. that's what it is.
the 3 words: intergrity, value + morals became their self proclaimed motto on how the friendship alliance would play the game. the friendship have daily meetings where they continue to stroke each other's super-egos by implying they are the better people of the house. the friendship accuse other houseguests outside of their group for performing horrific antics on them yet they themselves do the exact antics on those individuals in question. the friendship of course admit they are guilty of the same horrific antics on very few occasions but attempt to justify the reason(s) they are doing actions within the house. yet they see the "dirty" houseguests outside of their group as just players with no reasons behind their own actions. the friendship really believe they have justified reasons whereas other players don't have justified reasons. hypocrisy, i know!
now when big brother asked america to vote back in one of the first four evicted houseguests back into the house and back into the game, well america jumped at the chance of giving kaysar, the iraqi mastermind that has forever changed how the game will be played in future seasons, another chance at the game. with 4.1 million votes, kaysar re-entered the house and immediatly got into a Head of Household competition of endurance. the reason he left is because another "dirty" player, james, escaped eviction by winning the Power of Veto. kaysar was not suppose to leave, james was suppose to have been evicted.
now when kaysar returned and was one of the final 2 players left in the HOH competition, he vowed to be the one to get james out for backstabbing kaysar's group. jennifer [part of the friendship alliance] was the only player left fighting for her team and playfully cried tricking kaysar into giving her the power and the responsiblity on getting james out. kaysar let go and let jennibitch get her precious photos from her boyfriend she whined about and the power to evict someone in the game. i know, bad move kaysar. bad fucking move.
she promised kaysar she would put 2 players from her friendship group. she thought about it and didn't think it was such a great idea based on votes and the possibility of one of her friends going home. she ended up putting janelle and rachel [houseguests aligned with kaysar] on the block. the plan was now to backdoor james with kaysar's group in the line of fire. rachel ended up winning POV and got the chance to take herself off the block so that james could be replaced and voted out of the game.
ivette, who's friends with james, verbally works her friendship group over into getting kaysar out instead. it's no secret ivette dislikes kaysar. she verbally attacks his religion and has made many comments comparing kaysar to that osama guy and a suicide bomber. i know, she's just a bitch. she defines america's new definition of what a bitch is.
anways, james, the asshole of the house who jumps from one group of power to the next every week, has somehow changed into a better person since his girlfriend was voted out last week and ivette cried in the HOH endurance competition. he convinced jennifer and her group that he's after kaysar's group for personal reasons and that they should keep him in the house longer to get rid of kaysar's group. they agreed and once rachel took herself off the block, kaysar went up on the block. one thing to point out, america and the "rats" behind big brother hate the friendship alliance. the same morning that jennifer was to put up kaysar, they played garbage's stupid girl song over the house speakers to wake everyone up. jennibitch thought they did it on purpose. and she's right.
just after the VETO ceremony, the friendship group went straight up to the HOH room to avoid confrontation. wait, now for those unaware, james and his girlfriend sarah were each jumping from each group with power. this worked until both groups joined together and targeted james + sarah for back to back evictions. this new plan would give everyone in the house 2 weeks of safety. howie, kaysar's friend, won HOH after kaysar was evicted and put up james + sarah as the house wanted. james won POV and took himself off leaving his girlfriend sarah on the block for possible eviction.
well, april was nervous about getting put on the block against sarah because james would make her cry or verbally attack her. so ivette stepped in and took james' spot for eviction. april and ivette are having arguements all week about mundane issues and april and her partner jennifer mutually came to an idea with howie + janelle on getting ivette out instead. each side ran with the idea and all four are to blame for this conspiracy theory on getting ivette out.
april and jennifer thought about it and then said they should vote sarah out. rachel, howie's partner and friend of ten years, started acting mean spirited towards april and jennifer and got sarah's hopes up that she could stay and that ivette would leave. james took this personally and lost sarah twice in his mind in one week. he's upset people in the house gave him hope and took it away from him.
the houseguest excluding james + sarah made a deal that no matter what, next week the house agrees to get out james. the only way was to backdoor the fucker. it almost happened until james and ivette changed jennifer's mind.
the rollercoaster ride that is big brother is over with me. the frienship alliance turned against their word on the house and played the game the best they could. good move for them. i'm not angry at the move but i am coninuestly angry they think this is how one plays a game of intergrity, value and morals.
there's no point in watching the 24/7 live feeds. i can not continue to subject myself to watching the friendship alliance. yes i'll watch an episode on tv to catch up. but that's it.
what i would like to see is james turn on the friendship alliance and break up their power. it would be just another strategically great move in the game. now with kaysar possibly going home again this week, it makes no sense in going after howie, rachel and janelle. a smaller power of 3. james would need to align himself with howie's group and break up the friendship. in james' eyes, they don't deserve to win the game. he does. i think i'll jump back on the feeds if james considers going after the friendship. but only until then.
big brother 6 update: holy shit i missed it! howie ripped april a brand new plastic surgery asshole! he was like fuck you this, fuck you that, fuck your fat husband, fuck your dog, fucking pack your bags bitch, man he went off on her. she went upstairs to HOH trying to act as if she can defend herself but ends up crying. she goes to the diary room and janelle calls out from the gold room, 'don't cry bitch' or something like that. howie + janelle are no longer playing nice in the house. thank god.
rachel and kaysar are talking about the veto ceremony that happened early today. the ceremony belongs solely to the POV winner, rachel. jennifer and her power trip super-ego said "meeting adjourned". big brother gods stepped in and said "no it isn't." funny! okay, who's next to fight!?! maggie also finally realized that she can't leave the house saying she never broke a promise or her word. finally the friendship group no longer can hold halo's over their fucking heads.
"hey janelle, we're both on the block again." says kaysar.
"except this time i'm going to be a bitch. no more playing nice... says janelle.
also kaysar plans to humiliate jennifer on live tv! but with some kind of class and special words where he won't humiliate himself.
jennifer, april + maggie later in the day, while in the HOH, agreed that ivette and beau are not so part of the friendship. bascially they are expendable. mmm... interesting.
james is stroking all of the friendship's egos. that it was the best move of the game and they are the smartest. but if you think about it, it was james' best move in the game. he used ivette and the friendship alliance to put someone else up instead of him. now all new targets are created leaving james out of the loop. until howie, rachel or janelle get HOH, he will continue to stroke the friendship's super-ego's. if howie, rachel or janelle get HOH, he will focus on breaking up the friendship by bringing their numbers down by one. and they will do it.
i'm saying this right now. james + janelle will be the final 2. james has suddenly become the ace card up everyone's sleeve.
right now as i write this, april is venting off to james + ivette about howie's burst of verbal attacks. she continues to say her life is better than his. also, earlier in the game, april says that anyone without a college degree have nothing to go back to after the game is over. i guess half of america is just beneath april. we should thank her for living the smoking life that leads to an early death.
i guess i'm watching the feeds for more fights and confrontations. i can't pull the IV that is big brother out of my arm. mutha fuckin cbs.
August 8, 2005
big brother 6 . august 8th update
big brother 6 update: oh my god! oh my freaking BB god. can you believe what's happening right now in the feeds?!? right fucking now!?! okay before i get to this let's catch up [quickly] on what's gone down in the house since my last post. try to keep up with me.
since james + sarah have been put on the block, sarah has become the uncontrollable bitch of the house. she can't be in control of her emotions. she's angry. she's angry. wait, did i tell you she's angry? oh she's fucking angry.
she got into it with april one eventful night while the houseguests were making pinatas for the POV comp. everyone was outside while sarah + james were inside. april came in and was washing her cup in the kitchen when sarah starts asking her "what did i ever do to you?" type shit. april started talking smack and sarah shot back and james tried pulling away while saying his few words. april started heading back outside getting pulled away by beau + howie.
sarah seeing howie pull april out pissed her off. on another occassion howie tried to enter the gold room and talk to james but sarah starts mouthing off saying something to the affect that "you've already said what you want to say and we've said what we've already said, there's no use continuing." so howie leaves.
oh yeah, that night when sarah + james got nominated, late at night when janelle was drunk off her ass playing chess with ivette, sarah walks by making a sarcastic comment. "well there's a sight for sore eyes". this bothered ivette and she snapped back and then sarah changed her commented by saying it was meant to be a positive comment about the house coming together.
the reason why sarah is a bitch is because she doesn't understand why her "friends" turned on her. hello biatch, your boyfriend fucked you over in this game. he has yet to tell you the truth. he lets you come off as a complete bitch slash female asshole. this girl is going to be pissed when she leaves the house and finds out everyone played her including her boyfriend. sarah can completely do better than james.
now here comes the spoilers... click "continue reading..." also, in the video below, check out how different the 2nd floor was suppose to be before the houseguests even moved in! what the fuck is up with the couch on the 2nd floor?
with james winning POV and most likely taking himself off the block to send sarah home, the choice of who to put up as a pawn is asked. well april is chosen and she freaks. she's off the smokes + is on a pb&j diet this week so she's a nervous wreck. she cries and breaks down in the diary room and can't handle james coming after her when she gets on the block. viewers watching the live feeds pretty much know and understand that james hates april and april hates james.
well ivette got pissed off and says that if april can't handle it and keeps doubting her own teammates then she [ivette] will volunteer to be put up on the block with sarah. mind this, james could save sarah and choose to go home but that's a long shot. a fucking longgg cum shot.
well april told maggie that she's not crying or breaking down because of the fear of getting on the block but that she's- oh i forgot her reasoning but the girl is basically just scared of the house turning on her. she denies that's the reason but ivette did call her out on it.
well ivette + april had an agrument in the backyard in front of everyone. know this, april + ivette have been building a hatred for each other over the weeks. april thinks ivette doesn't like her but puts up with her. april thinks ivette has to be always right and never wrong. plus april doesn't like ivette's relationship with james.
so now, right now as i type this. at around 3:40 in the morning, howie, janelle, jennifer + april have come up with a plan to get RID OF IVETTE!!!! oh my bb god! oh my fucking BB GOD! can you believe it?
the plan is to put up ivette and with rachel, janelle, jennifer + april's votes send IVETTE FUCKING HOME! no sequestor house. no "friendship" alliance anymore. game on!
now if this goes through, if this plan works, james will be happy that he and sarah still have a chance at the million dollar prize. the main reason for getting IVETTE out is because if sarah leaves, the relationship between ivette + james will grow stronger.
when kaysar comes back, and he will, they will welcome april + jennifer back to their team. back when kaysar was asking for april + jennifer to help them out he told them they would be at the bottom of the list and are the first to be "expendable".
what kaysar should say right now to make april + jennifer feel safe is that he should point to them as a pair vs howie + rachel as a pair vs janelle + kaysar as a pair. simple as that. all right. now we have to wait for what's next. this thursday is gonna fucking rock!
August 5, 2005
big brother 6 . august 5th update
big brother 6 update: well it turns out big brother just got better. i was upset that erPrick's team was going to take over the house but big brother gods have changed the game.
starting right now until late wednesday, america gets to vote one of 3 evicted houseguests back into the house! you should have seen me. i was jumping up and down in front of my tv, screaming and yelling out! f!ck yeah, kaysar is the one to come back. america along with big brother "true" fans actually hate eric so they won't vote him back in. michael was just a dumbass and doesn't deserve a "second chance". and ashlea just left the sequester house because she knew she didn't have a chance coming back. and that leaves kaysar. one of the best houseguests in u.s. history gets voted out because of james' manipulation. now america WILL vote kaysar back in to make sure he is the one to get rid of james!
after the HOH competition when howie won and the live show went off the air, i tuned into the live feeds. it seems james likes kaysar as a person but wants michael to come back because he f!ckin owes him an "apology". bullsh!t james. we all know you don't want kaysar back in the house because he is smarter, hotter + will make sure the entire house gets you out. and janelle is making it known she wants michael back over kaysar and the reason being is that kaysar did kinda creep her out coming onto her and telling her michael wasn't good enough for her. all she has to tell kaysar is that "you're not my type, kaysar."
later in the evening, when we all thought howie was smart, he goes to f!ck things up with rachel + janelle. mostly rachel. if you want to be spoiled... click "continue reading..."
teaser: maggie is asking rachel + howie "what can i do to show that we are honest and want to help you get james out?" and here's where howie or rachel should say... "sacrifice one of yours just as we had to sacrifice one of ours [kaysar]." it's simple as fucking that.
okay. howie, rachel + janelle were left with a plan to get rid of james. the entire house was united to get rid of james. but once the secret was let out of the bag at the live show by julie chen... everything changed. i already knew it doesn't make sense to get rid of james because if erPrick comes back, then maggie's side grows stronger with numbers.
it makes sense to confront james, get an apology and then move forward with the game. you need to have someone who is maybe on your side rather then having someone completely not on your side. james is a mastermind floater who's currently after maggie. let's make sure he gets his way this week and then go after him next week. blindside the fucker.
there's a slim chance erPrick will come back. no one is realizing that when an evicted houseguest comes back, they have immunity. they can't be put on the block and they can't be voted out the first week. they have to plan around the returning houseguest.. anyways...
howie fucked everything up just 2 hours after winning HOH. maggie requested a one on one meeting with howie. she knew she could play howie. and she did. howie still thought the plan was in motion to get rid of james with maggie's help. they shook hands and promised to help each other. howie would get rid of james and then next week, maggie's side would get rid of sarah. [like that's going to happen]
here's the problem. last week when maggie aka MAGGOT was HOH, she made both rachel + howie promise that if she didn't put them up this week, she couldn't be put up next week. now howie goes to make another deal with maggie that they are both safe for 2 fuckin weeks! oh maggie is freaking good.
well when maggie left and rachel heard what howie did, she got pissed in her own rachel way. she's telling howie to forget your anger of getting backstabbed by james [last week james tried to get howie + rachel on the block instead of him and sarah]. rachel is also telling howie that it doesn't make sense to get rid of james this week. sarah will be upset with them. the other side already hates howie, rachel + janelle. it would be 3 vs. the house. especially if erPrick comes back! i was so excited that rachel is talking sense into howie.
howie and rachel slept in the HOH room agreeing to break both deals with maggie and to put her up and get rid of her. whoever comes back into the house will go after james. howie is an idiot. if he was playing to touch unlimited amount of boobies, he would be thinking like a genius. but if it's just money, he's thinking like a dumbass.
we have to wait until nominations today....
big brother 6 update: this morning, the houseguests had the food competition. it involved eating sweets and maggie got sick from eating something that supposely had milk. she's has a problem with that, i think. so she's camping upstairs in the HOH room with rachel + howie. in comes ivette + april. god damn it! howie, it's your room, tell them to fucking leave! grow a larger set of male nuts!
finally ivette leaves and april starts going on about getting james out. rachel starts the conversation in which she makes a few good points. we can't go after james. maggie fucked up by not putting james + sarah up together. maggie says no one came up to her with this idea but the bitch herself came up with the idea and no one in her ALLIANCE thought it was a "good" idea.
so basically rachel said if they get rid of james, sarah's upset with them. now they are a team of three. maggie and her maggot's stay strong with five. april keeps saying the house won't be divided when james leaves but we all know that's bullshit. these maggots are begging mostly rachel to make howie put up james + sarah. the same maggots who made fun of rachel for crying in the living room. howie was comforting rachel while the maggots all made fun of rachel for crying. fuck them. fuck erPrick. fuck maggie. fuck april. fuck ivette. fuck beau. fuck jennifer. fuck them.
if howie and rachel fall for maggot's side and put up james, then they both deserve to go home. i no longer have a problem if the maggots win based on howie's stupid decision. kaysar told him that when you get HOH you only get one shot at this. if you get only one shot at this HOH then you make it your best move in the entire game. don't fuck it up howie!
right now maggot is upstairs in the HOH room working howie while rachel is in the Diary Room. i should be in this fucking cast, in this fucking house and making sure everything goes the way america would love to see it go. damn these houseguests!
maggie finally leaves. jennifer is still on the bed. i believe they are in agreement to keep interrupting howie's side and to keep infecting their thoughts. howie's an idiot. janelle just came in asking for a one on one meeting [kicking jennifer out]. howie is telling janelle that he wants to put up james + sarah. this is pissing off janelle. fight it janelle. fight his stupidity!
howie is saying "all we have to do is win HOH" but it's not that simple. you have to play right now and not "what if". i hate howie. i hate howie. i hate howie. now april is trying to get into the HOH room but janelle locks the door. "so we're getting rid of james?" asks janelle. howie says "he's public enemy number one." in otherwards, if that's a word, he wants to put up james.
april just got into the HOH. she is still trying to make or "trick" howie into doing what maggots want them to do. i fuckin hate howie. where's rachel.
oh yes, very early this morning rachel was cussing up a storm talking to herself that howie's an idiot. a fucking idiot. that she should have won HOH. that he fucked us [rachel + howie] over in just 2 hours. oh now april is kicked out and rachel comes in hopefully to talk sense into howie the new idiot surpassing april + ivette.
all three are planning to put up james + sarah. and who's sarah and james going to mad at. howie, rachel + janelle. and who's going to comfort james. ivette. and who's going to comfort sarah. the maggots. i can't believe howie is doing this. i can't believe rachel is doing this. i can't believe janelle is doing this. just for this. erPrick should come back, all three of them should be voted out. and the maggots should win. stupid stupid stupid.
later in the backyard, guess who's trash talking rachel! ivette. and rachel + howie wants to put up james for these maggots? come on. i'm once again done with big brother. back to other tv programs. now if kaysar comes back i'll write about big brother. if not. fuck these houseguests and fuck cbs for putting together such a horrible season.
okay now, april + ivette + jennifer + beau are all trash talking rachel. april just called rachel a "bitch". hello, that's not moral or playing with values! jennifer is annoyed with rachel + howie asking for a three week deal. yet maggie can trick howie + rachel to be safe for one week and then ask for another week to help get "sarah" out. ivette says everything about rachel does annoys her. her walk. her job. "it's all about her" says ivette + april.
"another person who doesn't have anybody in her life whereas we have other people in our lives and we care about people. none of those people do. she is so self centered" says ivette. she also says. "she has no life. she has nothing better to do..."
april now trash talking more on rachel. ivette thinks rachel is obnoxious because everything has to be her way. to her liking. that she wants people to go to bed when she wants people to go to bed. um... that's how erPrick was! you stupid lesbo bitch! i'm so sick of these people. thanks cbs for making this game so horrible for big brother fans. thank fucking you.
oh wait. if james stays, april says to get rachel out before james. what the fuck? and now ivette says the master quote of all time.
"it'd be nice if some people would start acting like adults and start taking responsiblity for what they do. it would be really nice." says ivette. ivette people. ivette is saying this! and now she's ready to "ream" rachel a new asshole. god i hope she goes off on rachel before nominations.
one last thing. rachel came outside just near the end of the trash talking and guess what. ivette doesn't say a damn thing to rachel. what a pussy bitch. all talk and no action. also ivette thinks jase + scott from last year are "good looking"? what the fuck??? let me say again... WHAT THE FUCK?
okay fine. so james + sarah are going up. that's a given. i'm finally let james go and when kaysar hopefully comes back. it may still be five vs five. sarah will go with howie + rachel if they say it was all the maggot's idea to get james out.
big brother 6 update: "we're not bad people. why are these people doing this to us?" asks a weeping sarah.
well sarah. let's figure this out. howie has made his nominations. james + sarah on the block. now they are both wondering why they are the block. both are "disappointed" but wait, let's get to sarah's question.
here's how these two mofo's sold out kaysar, howie, rachel + janelle. when kaysar was in the house and maggie was HOH, james swore on the bible to ivette that he would put up rachel + howie if he got HOH. there's your first mistake.
second, james went up to see maggie when she got HOH and before her nominations, she made him give her 2 names to put instead of him and sarah. at first he kept his mouth shut like a good team player should. but then, right before he left the room, he said, kaysar + janelle. later on when maggie was telling her sheep what he said, she changed the names but i can't remember what names maggie said in place of janelle + kaysar.
and third, sarah went up to the HOH after maggie got HOH and said to put up howie, rachel, janelle + kaysar. she also said that janelle, howie + kaysar are a team of three and that every night they talk. they are the 3 to break up. ahh, but maggie caught onto sarah's tricks. after sarah left the room, maggie told her sheep that sarah trash talked everyone except her boyfriend james.
and now sarah + james are upset that howie, rachel + janelle felt backstabbed and that they didn't come up to him before the nominations. sarah is upset, crying in the gold room while james is upstairs trying to tell his ex friends that they had been lied to.
howie, rachel + janelle all say that maggie and her sheep are not smart enough to come up with this. and that's true. sarah comes up to the HOH room 3 times to ask james to stop talking to them and to come downstairs.
well, later on, howie gets called to the diary room and james + sarah talk in the gold room. sarah hates everyone. james is still sticking to all his lies, even to sarah. sarah is clueless on what james has done to her and to them as a couple in this game. suddenly he wants to win POV and give it to sarah because he knows he's caught in a web of big brother lies. he's done this to sarah. him. no one else.
that's it. now i'm happy with big brother. i swear on the bible + my life that this season is the best and worst, love to hate and hate to love season of big brother u.s. history.
August 3, 2005
big brother 6 . howie's night and ivette's mouth
big brother 6 update: since my last post, big brother 6 has gone downhill for me. first off i was celebrating [along with america] thursday night when erPrick left the house... then came the HOH competition. and who wins it. maggie aka MAGGOT. that's fine. that's okay.
who does she put up? james + kaysar. and who wins POV? sarah, of all people. SARAH! and then who does she take off the block? JAMES! and who gets put up in his place. JANELLE! i mean what the f!ck?
now the house is in "let's get james out" mode. it all started when kaysar and james first found out about being on the block. they said they were to not campaign against each other and play fair. well kaysar, i mean come on, you're talking to james. i knew that week when kaysar was HOH that he shouldn't have trusted james at all. but he did. any normal str8 [bi-curious] guy wouldn't want to let james go. he's quite hot and i will be the first to say that i would pay [if i had it] one million dollars to enjoy james' body for a full weekend!
well james ended up playing dirty against kaysar, behind kaysar's back. even sarah trashed talked howie, rachel, janelle + kaysar. i mean come on, her reason, she thinks james is going to cheat on her if he leaves. james' reason for backstabbing... plain and simple. money.
now with james off the block, the HOH crew upstairs, better known as THE FRIENDSHIP gang on tv, send april to tell kaysar everything that has been going on. april hearts kaysar even though she uses the word "fuck" every now and then to describe him. she does have a heart under her fake titties + clogged smokey lungs people.
when kaysar finds out from april, he's furious. he comes up with a plan to get kaysar out. but he won't sacrifice his stay in the house by sending janelle home. he's ready to go home for his mistake which was trusting james and getting kaysar to put up eric instead of ivette. we'll get to this bitch in a second...
now before sarah could use the POV on james, kaysar went to maggie to tell her his new plan. if she wants to be safe in this house starting next week, she needs to sacrifice one of her own people to their side. if she were to put up april instead of janelle, kaysar's side would vote out april because they had the numbers when it came to votes. she thought about the offer and then went up to her HOH room and told her FRIENDSHIP group the deal.
in kaysar's speech he told maggie to scrap from the bottom. he never mentioned any names and maggie pointed to jennifer + april when she told them. this made april + jennifer upset.
well fast forward back to kaysar + janelle on the block. once kaysar leaves, and he will, the house has united behind sarah + james' back to get him out of the house. after that it's game on for both sides.
also ivette is teaming up secretly with james. yes she tells her group about her meetings with james but she really has an alliance with james. what would cappy think ivette? also, ivette is getting alot of hatred online thanks to her comments comparing kaysar to that osama guy and comparing kaysar to a suicide bomber. yet no one around her tells ivette that that was going to far. if you don't stop it, then it appears you support the comments.
oh and maggie getting up and walking away when this is said doesn't make you a good person maggot. bitch, you need to speak up and control your SHEEP! i can't stand maggie, i was so hoping rachel would choose to have evicted maggie when she was up against eric on the block. rachel would have saved the day!
and now on kaysar's side of the divided house, everyone is telling everyone else that they want the other person to win. i'm thinking everyone on kaysar's side is going to throw the HOH competition! i could be wrong but if april or ivette wins, i'm going to piss on my tv set! [of course with it unplugged!]
but it does make sense. yes rachel had HOH first week but it wasn't based on anything serious like lies or hatred. when eric got HOH, he got voted out the next week. when kaysar got HOH, he gets voted out this week. now with maggie getting HOH this week, most people on kaysar's side want maggie out. it seems HOH is just bad this season.
and finally i bring you 4 videos of the house actually getting along. one big happy family. the last few days in the house have been borrrinnnnngggg! makes me hate that i spent 30 dollars on the live feeds. but last night was funny as hell and will never make it to air. here's your chance to watch howie's night + ivette's mouth. just click play.
July 28, 2005
big brother 6 . new HOH + updates
and so the house flips once again. the big brother gods has given the houseguests a game of chance that would allow one of the stupidier players to win the power that is Head of Household.
yet none of the stupidiest players which include april, jennifer, beau + ivette won because they are that stupid to win. it took maggie to win it for her team, she has become the new head of household. oh everyone on maggie's team celebrated.
king kaysar and his group which includes janelle, howie, rachel, sarah + james stood back and watched the other team group hug each other. howie hit an outside chair in anger.
but the big brother fun wasn't over just yet. everyone came back in to sit down for the last segment of the live thursday edition awaiting julie chen, the host, to return on the plasma tv.
as julie chen appeared, one of the biggest secrets of the season was unleashed followed by screams of excitement. everyone in the house came into the game with a pair. if a pair makes it the final two spots of the game, runner up wins 250,000 dollars... and the winner gets the biggest prize in big brother history... 1 million dollars.
the thursday cbs edition show ends and i'm back online for the live feeds. here we find james + sarah in the Gold Room sharing a hug. sarah lets out her frustrations saying she hates this house. james knows his game may be over.
inside, everyone else is eating pb&j sandwhiches. the groups are once again divided. maggie's group is over by the fish tank while kaysar's group is over in the kitchen. april makes a point that isn't it funny that when michael went home, kaysar won... and now with eric leaving, maggie wins. [kaysar + michael were paired up in the beginning but michael left in week 2].
now last night, april + kaysar came to an understanding that james is foul mouthed, rude + is making problems in the house. and from what i saw, april respects kaysar and doesn't see him as a target.
now comes the question on who to put up. from what maggie's gone through, she may put up james + kaysar. but that's not the right move at this point. if maggie learns to think, she will put up JAMES + SARAH.
if maggie plays this move out she will force james to play for power of veto and if he wins, he will have to make the choice to using it on himself or using it on sarah, his girlfriend. kaysar did this to eric pitting him up against his partner [maggie] and once buddy, james. eric began to lobby against james thus creating the recent james vs. eric feuds.
if james and sarah go on the block, expect a week of tears. james must choose his current love over the chance of money. if he wins the POV he must choose sarah so that once he leaves the house, he can live a better life showing the tv world that he does have a heart and chooses love over money.
i believe everyone in the game will see this huge as fuck sacrifice as beyond the game and have respect once again for james and sarah. once james walks out leaving sarah in the house, he can feel better about himself and live a happy life outside the game. if he chooses himself [even if sarah tells him to choose himself] the tv world will look at james as the biggest, most selfish asshole in the world. even if sarah tells him to keep the veto and use it on himself, people will think he brainwashed her. that's just how simple minded people are. he has to walk away from big brother and leave sarah to fight in the game. this would make big brother tv history as entertainment unlike any soap opera could deliever.
now back to the house after maggie's HOH win. maggie and her group start taking any, and i mean ANY, comments from kaysar's group as two faced and bullsh!t tatics to save their own ass. which could be true. but same goes for the other side if kaysar and his group won HOH.
maggie and the group start whispering but ivette stops it saying they are better than this. they will not whisper and be mean in this game. yeah bitch, let's give you a taste of power for one day and see if you play mean. i can't stand ivette.
now ivette + maggie change into eric's firefighter clothing to pretty much say without words that this win was for eric. i'm quite glad the game flipped again because seeing kaysar's group win every week just wouldn't be good tv.
ivette is riding on cloud 9. but they keep telling themselves this is one week of power. just one week. come next thursday the game can flip again. if maggie is smart, she will not put up kaysar + janelle because she will need their votes to help break up more couples, including ivette + beau and jennifer + april.
once a big brother houseguest loses their partner, they need to learn to become a new group. singles vs. pairs. if maggie is smart, she'll work with kaysar + janelle to keep breaking up couples and making the single players the one with power.
i can't stand listening to the feeds. ivette is bitching about rachel's simple comment about voting eric out because it was stragety. it's time to cut the feeds until much later tonight. maggie's group will a "big meeting" tonight in the HOH room. i may or may not tune into that. i can't stand to watch stupid people playing a game like big brother. if maggie does the james + sarah move, then she's smart. but currently she's stupid.
for more updates, click "continue reading..." right now you big brother freaks + addicts! remember there are spoilers.
big brother 6 update: ohhh, maggie is good as HOH! her questions and interrogation tactics are flawless. i missed when she talked with rachel + howie as a pair but they are not as big a threat to her at this point in the game. next up is kaysar.
her questions are great but they almost request a response but at the same time making kaysar suddenly become a player with no value or morals. she's great at changing things around and actually stumping kaysar in his masterful words. kaysar sucks right now.
next up is james. he's coming off as "i'm sorry" to maggie and that he feels like he may have gotten "played" by kaysar's side. when she asks him if he should go up against sarah on the block would he campaign against her... he says no. but that he and sarah have an agreement that if they both go up on the block, she goes home. not a good move james. james laughs and stumbles over all his answers to her.
at one point he asks if she is a cop. he says it's not a good idea to put up him and sarah and finally after trying to not give names on his side for nominee potentials, he finally gives up the names, KAYSAR + JANELLE. what a dick. just like eric said he would do.
eric told maggie and his group that to watch james crawl back to you guys when one of you win HOH. and he's doing it. when james heads downstairs, he's FUCKING hugging ivette, beau + april. what a dick. what a fucking dick. james deserves to go home and i have a new found love + respect for maggie. but only for maggie. fuck april, jennifer, beau + ivette. i heart maggie. she kicks ass.
now if james or kaysar were smart like they says they are, he should have just been up front and said...
we both know this house is divided. it's smart to go after the pairs. it's a given you [maggie] will come after the pairs on our side, james + sarah or howie + rachel. and if our side wins next week, we are going to put up a pair on your side, ivette + beau or jennifer + april. thus leaving maggie safe for a few good weeks. no promises. no swearing on anything deals.
back to the live feeds, right now maggie is having her big group meeting about everything said by kaysar's side. april uses the word "fucking" to describe anything kaysar said or did. ivette calls kaysar a "dirty player". and that maggie doesn't put up with howie's "boobie" talk, which i love. i mean a woman can only take howie's mouth for so long before they say "stop".
July 26, 2005
big brother 6 . exclusive tees + big love
big brother 6 update: so beau is a reality whore to some degree. on wednesday night, beau was first featured in a yacht party on the cbs show the cut. and then later in the reality programming evening, beau popped up again on mtv's made in the episode entitled. prom queen. he was featured holding some dog and he appears twice. just thought you'd like to know.
and tomorrow's HOH competition is a game based on chance. right now the houseguests are practicing all night and ivette keeps practicing over and over interrupting other people's chance to practice. bitch! thanks to this, the game can flip come thursday night!
and james commented in the gold room to sarah that the game they are using for practice usually is a variation of a bigger version and to not think what's in the backyard is what they are going to be using for the HOH competition. maggie claims to practice all f!cking night and jennifer is out for james' blood.
i'm out for his erection, isn't james the hottest big brother statue to walk among all contestants? right now he's in the backyard with his hair matted down and he looks so freakin cute. i heart james enough to pay him 1 million dollars just to enjoy his body for a full weekend! please let james be a whore after this show is over!
big brother 6 update: earlier after the group all gave up and split back into their groups [kaysar + janelle, howie + rachel, james + sarah vs. erPrick + maggie, beau + ivette, jennifer + april]. king kaysar and his group are up in the HOH room discussing how they will say goodbye to eric. erPrick and his bitches are in the backyard practicing to save their epic big brother lives!!!
erPrick claims that he will sit outside all fuckin night just to watch the other group's stragety. he keeps trashing the other players personally yet claims that he doesn't get upset by the other group. supposely he and kaysar had a small amount of words outside in which erPrick states the comment about not being upset.
well back to the backyard bitches, beau makes it known that earlier howie asked beau if he worked out and so forth. beau was ignoring him and said very few words. beau then tells his backyard fellow bitches that he was like "fuck you" to howie yet not using the actual words. i guess we'll never see howie + beau kiss now.
erPrick won't stop ordering everyone around. cussing them out in his own unique way. and all of them, including april are getting a taste of power hoping they can now start trash talking to everyone's face once one of them wins HOH. now who's the ones playing with integrity, value + morals? they also keep bitching that big brother fixed the veto competition and that they are listening to everything they say because big brother will tweak it so the others will win. don't we all just hate eric? he's making [some] firefighters feel guilty to be associated with such a prick.
now once erPrick's group has went inside, ivette stays outside as kasyar's group goes to the HOH ball thing. ivette tags eric as he heads back outside saying "someone needs to be outside at all times." eric takes a seat has a few more words with eric. howie says "you're not suppose to be out here." and then kaysar tells him he's not going to learn anything. eric says "don't give a shit". kaysar laughs saying not to be so aggressive. and then eric says "okay, whatever you say." the longer erPrick and his personality stays out there, the better we have another chance at seeing eric get in an agrument with someone. here's hoping!
big brother 6 update: on the early morning slash midnight hours of july 27th, love seems to be in the air.
at around 2:20a.m., howie + janelle are downstairs taking showers. kaysar is upstair taking a shower. beau is up because he's a night owl. after the showers are done, kaysar + janelle head outside on the patio cushion thing and chat and flirt so badly it hurts to watch it.
yesterday night kaysar + janelle were talking about a deeper sense of themselves in the HOH room. and now tonight, they laugh and keep their distance. janelle flips her hair. we see a side of kaysar that we don't when it's game time.
inside, howie + beau address the almost kiss last night and past boyfriend's beau has dated. we find out the largest guy was 6 foot 6, 245 pounds. howie asks if he liked him? "loved him... not loved him but i mean he was great." "you were his little bitch?" "not so much".
and the smallest guy beau has dated was 5 ten, 170 pounds. but i think 5" 9, 145 pounds is beau's ideal man. beau also says all of his friends are "beautiful". howie then asks beau about masturbation! here we go.
"we're you really going to jerk me last night?" asks howie. let me fill you in... last night, ivette + april dared beau to take the lotion and to go jerk off howie to get him on their side. he grabbed it but backed out because someone was in the bathroom area with howie. and now you're caught up and we're back to howie + beau in the bathroom.
well, beau says "why not" to jerking off howie. it's just a hand. beau is then asked if he's good. beau says "of course." howie asks beau if he jerked himself off yet? beau asks why he asked this and howie really doesn't have an answer. howie ends the jerk off talk with "some of these chicks just don't have a clue on how to jerk it."
oh howie. you perverted bisexually curious closeted soon to be homosexual big brother contestant!
to continue reading kaysar + janelle's love escapade click "continue reading..."
outside, kaysar asks janelle if she thinks he's boring. they share a look and he smiles. she asks what. and he says nothing and looks away. oh kaysar. i'm pretty sure janelle is not interested in kaysar. kaysar is just love sick with an innocent crush on janelle. he even asked if it was okay to defend her when howie makes "boobie" comments about her. she says yes and please defend me.
later in the conversation, we find out james gets on janelle's nerves because he's so "anal" and so "health conscious". kaysar asks what do you think of me? because he can only eat certain meat. she says that you eat meat and that's okay. janelle asks kaysar if james has an eating disorder? kaysar says no but at least he's not a fat ass like me. janelle says she doesn't date guys like james.
"do you know what you want? do you know what you're looking for?" asks kaysar. janelle responds that she does and that she knows it when she sees it. they also compare about the fact that janelle doesn't really clean up after herself. she's use to having a maid.
kaysar says that once he gets married that he would want his wife and him to have an understanding that if you see a dirty dish, just wash it. janelle also brings up a pretty boy type boyfriend she dated in high school that kept asking 'how do i look, how's my hair' type things that pissed her off.
kaysar then says "so i know this, you don't like guys to tell you what to do. you like nice guys." but she corrects him that she doesn't like push over guys but nice guys. now kaysar is trying to analyze why her past relationships have failed. she says they either piss me off or cheat on me. he ask how do they piss you off?
she thinks but doesn't really come up with a great answer. kaysar then finds out that she's had about 6 boyfriends since high school. he's started to annoy janelle by trying to tell her that she isn't happy and that he has to tell her how to be happy. oh kaysar you're fucking up the mood. kaysar ends up fucking up the night with his consent "happiness" probing of janelle's life.
note that she has yet to ask kaysar about his love interests or if he's happy. kaysar playing hits a pillow on her head like a 12 yr old girl would on a boy she has a crush on. i give up on these two for tonight. let me know if they screwed in the HOH room.
oh wait, he's kinda trashing michael that he isn't good enough for janelle. "what are you saying?" asks janelle. kaysar will compliment michael [past bb contestant who was kissing janelle] and then trash him. "i think he's a great guy, but is he a great guy for you?" in which she answers "you don't think so?" he says it's not for him to decide and that he's not trying to talk her out of it.
"so you don't think he's my type?" she asks kaysar. he says it isn't going to last because she doesn't know what she wants. she playfully argues that she does and he says he doesn't. back and forth. kaysar is now getting closer to her on the outside bed thing.
she's started to get playfully aggravated with kaysar because he keeps saying that she doesn't know what she wants but she thinks she does. my god kaysar sucks at this picking up the girl thing. does he really think he is winning over janelle? give it up kaysar or change how you "win" janelle over. i'm done with this night. you and i both know this ain't going nowhere!
wait, he touches her cheek and says he wants to "kill" her because she's such an actress. she also tells kaysar that she's still going to see michael after this. he now says that he is just going to watch after janelle because they're "partners" in the game + that "until eviction do us part" will they be separated. has kaysar once again gets closer to janelle she finally excuses herself because he says "you fall back on this miss giggly thing and that helps you get through life very easily, glide through when you don't reach your potential, you fall back on your beautiful looks."
"that's not a nice thing to say. i'm a sensitive person. i'm not going to sit here and be told how to live my life!" she gets up rather quickly and goes inside. we hear the audio of kaysar saying "oh god." like i said. kaysar fucked this one up. give it up kaysar or you're going to freak janelle out enough she's going to evict you!
he follows her inside after a few minutes after getting the hint she ain't coming back. she finally tells him that she thinks everything he says is funny and that no one has ever figured her out. she tells him that she's going to live her life the way she wants. she leaves the bathroom and kaysar follows her. this is where you walk away kaysar.
i'm gay and i know how to treat a woman! once outside. they try to hide from the camera. back on the outside furniture thing he tells her in a creepy fashion. "i know you..." we're getting into stalker style here. i wish she would turn it around on him. "i appericate who i am and i don't think i'm a bad person... just because i have a disorder because i charm people doesn't mean i'm bad." he laughs. at her.
janelle you would really need to say 'kaysar, you're not my type. just please stop.' she should also say 'what are you expecting to come out of my mouth to make you happy or satisfied?' great, now kaysar thinks he's "figured" janelle out.
the problem with kaysar is everything is wrong. it's not the right answer. he has to explain the right answer, his answer, to you so that you can understand what the right asnwer is. pretty much anything that comes out of your mouth is not what he wants to hear. kaysar may be able to play with people's emotions but he can't play with a person one on one.
big brother 6 . beau's wild night seduction
since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.
don't worry guys + gals. i'm not always going to write about big brother but it does become an addiction and i thought i would post about it to those willing to listen. since i have yet to get any comments about big brother in any entry means i'll pull back. but for one of my last big brother 6 posts, here's your chance to watch beau have a wild night that includes seducing a sweaty howie!
on july 25th, at around 10p.m., beau started his frisky night in the bathroom area. he started looking for the cameras behind the mirrors. jumping from one mirror to the next.
later he heads outside with april to find howie working out near sarah + james who are lying in the hammock. beau asks april if he should go up and kiss howie. april dares him to. and thus i present a bad quality slash wal-martish slash dollar store video of beau's seduction on howie.
after the almost kiss, beau is running around inside trying to get away from the camera. he and april go into the diary room to have fun. they are later sent back out because they are wasting big brother god's time.
now beau + april head out into the yard. as april gives janelle a back massage, beau gets on howie's sweaty back and then falls hitting the barbell with his calf muscle. he lays there as howie tries to tell him not to mess with him when he's working out. make not of that all you queers who plan on seducing howie after the show. don't touch him while he's working out! he gets angry.
beau goes back in after some makeup cheek kisses from howie to get a back massage from erPrick. now after beau moves or scampers off somewhere else, erPrick is in the kitchen bitchin' to april about not washing another dish in the house. he keeps saying he and maggie are the only ones who don't leave dishes out. i guess that makes erPrick a better man. a much better man than everyone.
July 25, 2005
are the producers fixing big brother 6?
since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.
for those not watching the show this season, you're missing out on the best season of the series so far with a u.s. cast. for those who don't know, this season, everyone was the twist. everyone walked into the game with a secret partner. and three weeks into the game, the house is divided.
before we start, here are the pairs so no one gets confused. maggie + eric[friends]. james + sarah[dating 2 months]. april + jennifer[sorority sisters who hardly know each other or so they claim]. kaysar + michael[friends]. howie + rachel[friends]. janelle + ashlea[friends]. ivette + beau[acquaintances or so they claim].
okay. now on one end of the divided house you have eric, better known on the internet as erPrick Crappy, who is the self appointed leader of maggie, beau, ivette, jennifer and april [who is by far the dumbest woman to ever play the game, i call people i watch the show with "april" to insult them and they are insulted when i call them that]. *it turns out april isn't so dumb or stupid. she made it further than most and got the final four spot this season. good game april.*
on the other end of the divided house are the outcasts turned people with power slash people with knowledge slash to people who think for themselves: kaysar, howie, james, sarah, rachel and janelle.
during the first two weeks, eric and his league of idiots thought they ran the show. james & sarah were with this alliance at this point and as a power in the house they got out the "annoying" players in the first 2 weeks that shouldn't have gone. they could have gotten rid of kaysar first week and then janelle second week so that there wasn't any chance of new power struggles further down the game. that didn't happen because they played based on emotion. ashlea was evicted the first week because she was "annoying" and then michael was evicted 2nd week because he was a "sexual predator". freakin idiots. *it turns out the friendship alliance, created once eric left, dominated the game and controlled the game until the final 2 were two members from the friendship alliance. all fucking ivette's fault the friendship won because she should have taken janelle to the final 2 instead of maggie. oh well, game over.*
well when kaysar got HOH 3rd week, he flipped the fuckin' house upside down with one move. putting up eric [a secret pair with maggie, unrevealed at this point] + james [eric's "boy" and right hand man] on the block. when james finally came out about his pair to kaysar, the outcasts [kaysar, janelle + howie] got rachel, james + sarah to join up with them and evict eric. kaysar's master plan, or some say howie's master plan, worked without flaws. *it turns out kaysar wanted ivette out more than eric. but james pushed for eric and so did howie.*
when eric saw that maggie [his secret partner] was about to go home, he started campaigning against james. james next mission was to win the POV. the game for POV involved chess rules and once certain players were taken out of the game, everyone on kaysar's team let james win to pull himself off the block. *the greatest tv moment up to the point was when maggie was dumbfounded on the sidelines. maggie thought kaysar sealed her fate. he said "no, i seald your partner's fate". but then maggie went on to win the whole fucking game. bitch.*
james was very angry at eric at this point. not because of eric fighting for maggie, which is to be expected, but for telling james he was taking him to the final four not including maggie. he supposely gave james a cap to wear for his kids and then ripped it off james' head later in the game like a whinning child. also, eric started telling people that he dismissed james from day 2 or day 3 when james used the word "evil" to describe maggie. eric claims at that moment he wrote off james. this would then mean everything eric said or did to keep james his "right hand" man was a lie thus giving james valid reasons to believe eric was backstabbing james.
now since someone not on eric's divided half did not win the POV, eric and his group of idiots began their bitching sessions to big brother [and to america via live feeds] that the game was fixed so that someone not part of their group would win the veto competiton. they also brought up the point that janelle learned chess from her father and that james and howie and kaysar love to play chess. *the problem with this mentality is that the chess board was in the house since day one. anyone could have used the chess board to ready themselves for a game involving chess. dumbasses.*
now this past sunday, big brother supplied the houseguests, who are on a pb&j diet for the week, with pizza, cake and ice cream to celebrate sarah's birthday. free of charge. to make everyone happy.
well after eating + working out, eric was outside on the hammock with maggie and said the cake was crap. disgusting. maggie agreed and both thus did not appericate the cake supplied free of charge. yes we have the right to bitch about free food but you will be portrayed as unappreciative. after this they continued to go on about the game being fixed for the other side of the house to win. they now start trashing the money prize of $500,000 dollars. ivette at another part of the day asked "where's the waitressing competition?" since she was a waitress outside of the game.
now on july 25th, april reveals outside to beau + ivette that she went into the diary room and talked with big brother. she said she told them that it wasn't fair and that america will see that it wasn't fair. "this is bullsh!t." she says. april then makes me laugh by saying all they [big brother gods] did was laugh back at her. okay april, i'm sure the big brother gods will make sure the game goes according to how you want it to be played. just for you. all for you. for you and your friends who play with "integrity".
now of course after this, word got out to kaysar's group that the eric's group was bitching about the big brother gods fixing the contest. they laughed saying from day one, a chess board was in the house for everyone to play. and then a few days before the veto comeptition, there was a giant chess piece in the living room. they should have started playing chess day + night! but no one on eric's side did. why because they don't think which is the basic human element to playing this game and winning. *i take it back, the nerd herd did start thinking. they began studying and remembering everything in ever competition. that's why they are now properly referred to as the nerd herd. study, study, study.*
after april's comment, shortly thereafter, ivette says "julie bitch, you better start asking the questions." ivette commented about juile chen asking her questions. ivette used julie and the word "bitch" in the same sentence. does she not know that julie is married to the guy who practically runs cbs. the same network your show is featured on? i swear, erPrick's idiots are just fucking idiots. *no they are not, they won the fucking game.*
now here's the question. should you bite the hand that feeds you and not expect to get bitten right back? we'll have to wait and see if big brother continues to "fix" the game so that eric's posse continues to lose. sore losers. stupid sore losers. stupid unappericated losers. *sore winners. stupid sore winners. stupid unappericated winners.*
i personally hope more games come that involve thinking rather than chance. i'd love to see erPrick's idiots attempt to think and then watch others win who've been thinking from day one instead of following one man's "heroic" speeches about team unity and integrity.
July 23, 2005
big brother 6 . HOH + POV drama!
since season 6 has officially ended, this blogmaster has gone back through every big brother related entry and adding new text with new opinions + new information. just in case a houseguest comes across this website i want them to read what an average viewer thought of their experience and their actions in the house. to each and every houseguest this season, thanks for the best & worst season to date. and thanks for ruining the word "friendship" forever. god i'm so dramatic.
big brother 6 update: this house has been fucking flipped upside down. the big brother gods have literally grabbed this house and shaken it like a 4 year old holding a wrapped present. for those wanting to read everything that has gone down since nominations + power of veto, then read below. let's begin.
the original power in the house was eric, james, sarah, ivette, beau, april, jennifer, rachel and maggie. the outcasts were howie, janelle + kaysar. after michael left, eric was praying at the HOH competition for a win for his "team". april was holding hands with someone hoping for a win... and the final four left in the HOH competition were james, maggie, kaysar + janelle. and then kaysar won.
after kaysar won, everyone in the house that is part of the original power team tried to get kaysar to turn on janelle. ivette's master plan was to put her + janelle up on the block and let the house vote out janelle. they wanted kaysar to sacrific his team to their team to allow kaysar a few more extra weeks in the house.
kaysar saw right through it. but when james went up to the HOH room, he made a deal with kaysar since they are the 2 smartest players in this game. kaysar has built 2 bridges to a big brother win at this point. one with howie + janelle, another bridge with james.
kaysar sat with james in that HOH figuring out every pair in the house. jennifer + april. beau + ivette. howie + rachel. eric + maggie. janelle + ashlea. michael + kaysar. so then he asks james before the nomination ceremony, "you're telling me everyone in this house is paired up except you and sarah." james stuck with his lie. kaysar asked him again. james lied again.
so come nomination ceremony, kaysar nominates james + maggie. the reason for nominating maggie is since she was paired with eric and since eric is best buds with james, eric would rally votes for maggie thus turning on james.
it worked. this epic plan of kaysar's worked! this nomination split the house in half. james went up to the HOH room and finally admitted to kaysar that he knows sarah. he said he had to hold his last trump card until he had to reveal it.
with that now set aside, it was time to expose howie + rachel. howie was confronted by janelle + kaysar about his pair and he finally said yes i know rachel. and now we create a new power in the game, sarah + james, kaysar + janelle and howie + rachel. a power of six.
the next plan is to keep the secret from everyone and win the next POV to get james off the block. it worked. now it's time to put up eric and vote him out of the house.
after the POV ceremony, the house broke into a major tear fest and lie fest. pairs started revealing themselves. james + sarah finally revealed to the house that they are a couple. eric + maggie revealed that they knew each other before entering the house. howie + rachel are telling everyone they knew each other and are friends. but now comes to the lies.
ivette is torn apart inside. she can't except that maggie and eric are together. she can't except that everyone has lied to some extent to her. she is crying in the gold room comforted by james. she cries in the hallway near the fish. she cries in the storage room. she cries at the kitchen table. she cries about she isn't paired up and that she's alone. bullshit bitch.
when ivette came out of the gold room and saw maggie crying in bed with eric, she asked. do you know each other? they said yes. ivette couldn't handle the large amount of truths + revelations.
now april is following the same cry path. she is telling everyone that she is alone. that she came into this house by herself. meanwhile, in the HOH, kaysar tells james that he is going to bring up april + jennifer together and get them to admit that they know each other. that if they don't vote against eric, they are the 2 next to go up. it hasn't happened yet.
and that's all so far. it's been an intense week. the best season of big brother: usa to date! now when those secret pairs still lying about how they didn't come into the house with a partner are going to be revealed as liars when julie chen tells everyone that everyone came into the house with a secret pair and that big grand prize for a pair in the end gets 1,000,000 dollars for first place and 250,000 dollars for second place! *it turns out everyone came clean before julie got to tell the house. it was hoping to get live reactions to the news on those still lying about the pairs.*
in other big brother 6 news: howie + beau were finally talking again outside on the grass. at first the conversation was about life in the stars and then suddenly turned to beau annoucning to the world... "i'm mostly a bottom." he also mentioned he was versatile but that his friends call him a "waste of a dick". i'm guess howie is gonna top beau sometime in the house! *there is an image floating around the net that shows how big beau is packing. i can now agree that beau is a waste of a dick.*
in other big brother 6 news: on july 24th, at around 12:50p.m., janelle is in the GOLD ROOM with hot fucker james + sarah. they are talking about previous seasons of big brother. who's hot name comes up? HARDY!
janelle says that she knows hardy and the he's the manager of sky bar in miami! in a quick search online, i discover that the only sky bar in miami is at the shore club. the place looks beautiful and i bet hardy looks even more breath-taking managing the place. hardy is the type of the guy that only gets better sexually + physically with age. for those unaware who or what hardy looks like, check out foto . hardy. i heart hardy... and i hope to heart hardy in some big brother all star edition later next year...
Posted by guytvblog at 3:36 PM
July 19, 2005
big brother 6 . july updates
starting this week i will be fully addicted to the live big brother 6 feeds. i usually watch while i update or maintain my websites. when i find something interest to write about, i'll update within this post. now when this selected post disappears from the front page of guytvblog.com, then i'll create a new entry and update on the new post until that disappears and thus create the next big brother 6 update post. you get it? good. let's begin.
you'll also get my user created pictures with images taken viciously from jokerupdates dot com + various websites associate with the site. i did and have not taken any caputres from the live feeds. just thought some of you would like to know that.
big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 5:30 p.m., witless april + fantastic beau are in the hammock discussing what else, the game! we find out that they moved into the big brother house sunday july 3rd. april starts wondering "do you think tom cruise is watching this? britney spears?" there's nothing on tv." "well, the hitlon project, or whatever that was, which is stupid. the hilton thing." *it turns out both jennifer and april met while auditioning for that hilton reality show that hunky texan won! wow, looks like they made it on a bigger show cause anything hilton sucks!*
ivette joins in on the probably funky smelling hammock and beau reveals that he asked janelle about who she would put up if she won. she says probably you because you're gay and we're like sisters. beau didn't like that statement. yet beau, you allow april to make "african american" comments about her tan + you allow eric to use the word "fag". beau deserves to get played. [snaps finger as i walk away faggy].
now april tells the homosexual and the lesbian that rachel is asking janelle to play chess. this is interpreted by the thrashy 3 as rachel digging her own hole with the outcasts. hey trashy 3, let others play the game the way they want to. excuse me but i thought people could do what the f!ck they wanted while in the house. the trashy 3 wouldn't want people telling them how to act or who to associate with. i spit on the trashy 3. right in their eye.
april also reveals that rachel is wanting to win this game. well so does everyone else but april goes on to say that she herself is not looking to win right now but playing week to week. well eric told her to play week to week. april is thoughtless, she thinks and says eric's words. what a twit. *april is still a twit. but i feel sorry for her. she's like a puppy in need of cuddling and attention. when she does something bad you slap her nose job with a rolled up newspaper saying "bad april, bad!"*
"he has man titties and walks like a duck. and that's such a turn off. and janelle, i want to tell her on her way out. 'honey you forgot your extensions in the bathroom.'" ivette, the horrible lesbian says rerferring to kaysar first and then janelle. *another reason to dislike ivette as a person. her trashy comments will stick with her a good year after the game is over.*
big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 8:30, ivette + james are actually talking with kaysar about his religion, why he came into this game and they are actually having a civil conversation. oh and beau has a bible! according to ivette he does! hello, the bible says beau that you, me and ivette are going to burn in hell! ivette now calls kaysar's prayer rug "carpet".
kaysar is intriqued by what these people think. he knew what he was getting into when he signed up for big brother. he knows he's pushing the envelope within his community.
ivette tries to tell kaysar that he can't be isolated from everyone, to keep to yourself, that's not how you play the game. kaysar responds with...
"it's not that i wasn't planning on opening up. minus- take away the religion, my personality in itself is the type where i need to- i observe first. i'm quiet first so it had nothing to do with my religion.
but like for you, you're like the opposite. you like to get out there right away. get involved and stuff like that while me on the other hand, i'm not like that.
i need to understand people first, i need to see what they're like and then once i feel comfortable to come out and then i'm like 'oh hey ivette, how's it going'. i understand you a bit more and then i can have that one on one conversation with you and have it be meaningful. this is my thing. this is how i do things."
you see ivette. once you ask and sit down and talk with kaysar about why he's "stand offish" or "isolated" you get a better understanding of what kaysar is all about. *i have yet to hear ivette say in her exit interviews that she respects kaysar. but she does respect janelle... as a fucking player. i wish someone would ask her if she respects janelle as a person. i'd love to hear her answer to that question.*
eric, at some point, was looking on and listening in. april keeps walking by to ease drop, that witless, useless woman. james goes on to try and get ivette to understand where kaysar is also coming from. he compares kaysar briefly to past christian virgins who read their bible and put themselves in an environment of sex + sin.
ivette keeps going off topic as usual and i expect james to have now labeled ivette as an idiot when it comes to conversations with substance. ivette, just shut your mouth and let those who can handle a civil conversation have their conversations. *ivette has yet to learn to walk away and let adults talk about subjects she can't comprehend.*
i give up. james is continuing to try to get ivette to see his view point. finally kaysar tells them not to think of him as an outcast. james leaves to go drop something in the tiolet. ivette actually smiles and kaysar asks ivette if she has any more questions. she says no. "to each its own." says ivette. bitch, it's "to each their own." also, kaysar put ivette in a example situation where if her father told her not to sleep with a boy because it could lead to sex... the bitch kept her mouth shut.. she thought about it but never corrected kaysar about "the boy" part. suddenly howie steps in and he turns it around to a crude conversation. i give up with this entry.
finally about an hour later ivette and kaysar are alone talking while beau is listening around the corner. ivette keeps her cool and is attempting to get kaysar to admit that he's had to "tweak" his religion to be in the house. but finally kaysar said yes he has had to "tweak" himself to be in the house. if ivette plans to use this "tweak" comment against kaysar, he can easily defend himself by saying he agreed that everyone in the house has "tweaked" themselves to be in the house as a person but not their religion. kaysar is keeping religion separate from his characteristics such as how he likes his bathroom to be or how he likes his house to be a certain way... they finally part ways with kaysar having a headache. *jesus, i have a headache reliving that moment!*
big brother 6 update: on july 19th, at around 10:30p.m., howie is outside with michael + kaysar. one of them points out the moon and kaysar tells howie that it would be funny for the camera to pan from the moon down to howie + him holding each other. howie, of course, holds kaysar and grabs kaysar's butt. "it's disgusting. what's wrong with you? i don't want you touching me like that. listen man, you're not that gay. stop acting like that."
howie, for the first time is taken back and stays quiet for a few seconds. he comes back with "you're not that religious so don't pull this kneel down bow stuff." kaysar quickly realizes what he's done and tries to twist it around by saying howie will never be a jedi. micheal chimes in with "you're never be anything but a common cheap whore."
bad move guys. howie's now thinking. he's quiet. kaysar notices it. michael says something book slash college smart and asks howie something about philosphy. howie surprises him with an intelligent comment and shocks michael. "that's the brightest comment i've heard you make in a long time." michael and kaysar both keep laughing AT howie. howie continues to think while staring at them.
moments later kaysar still can't get over the fact that his butt was grabbed. kaysar tells howie that "you took it too seriously." although kaysar is now laughing about the situation, he says he'll stop talking about it because howie is just staring at him. kaysar thinks he's freaking howie out. the game's over for kaysar. i think. *well it wasn't game over for kaysar. kaysar and howie ended up being good friends and howie came up with the whole "what up kayysarr!" thing. *
Posted by guytvblog at 7:30 PM
July 18, 2005
big brother 6 . 12 days until howie comes out
that is the question. how many days do think it will be before howie comes out of the closet? when eric + michael got into an almost fight that led to someone's almost immediate eviction.... i immediatly signed up for the live feeds, even though i had to wait 5 hours to see the aftermath! this is the first time i've ever signed up for the feeds since big brother started airing. and now i'm addicted. every time i'm updating one of my 3 websites, the live feeds are in the corner of my screen, fixed on top of all my work pages. *i still don't understand why we couldn't see the house after the finale. we could have gotten to see fans and family members enter the house with the cast.*
well sunday evening slash early monday morning, howie started asking [and has been asking] beau very sexual questions about gay men and what he's sexually attracted to. we find out beau is not into michael because he's too thin as in muscle size. beau says he dated a pro baseball player who is built like howie but as tall as michael. *anyone know of this man's identity?*
how long must i wait for howie to kiss beau and grab his package very tightly. anyways, howie notices kaysar moments later working out. he asks kaysar why he workouts all the time and lets him know that if he keeps it up, he'll be fit at the end of the show.
the next batch of questions howie asked beau about homosexuality dealt with friends + family. i think howie is trying ot get an understanding of what life will be like when someone comes out.
it's funny because whenever howie asks one of the guys passing by a question, the question is something that only a gay man would ask another guy. when a woman passes by, howie quickly directs sexual comments at whichever female body is passing by. he always covers up his gay thoughts or comments with straight comments. it's clear that he's borderline closeted and probing beau for queer information.
i'm thinking this is the reason why howie was cast. i'm betting the producers asked howie if he would come out on the show. we'll never know until after he leaves the house and does gay magazine interviews. one of his very gay quotes in the kitchen that same night was directed at michael, janelle + beau...
"i got this one buddy who questions my sexually all the time... i told him- don't worry even if i am gay, i'm not attracted to you."
i've giving howie exactly 12 days to come out to beau. when howie finds out ivette is a lesbian i think he'll feel more comfortable coming out. i have yet to see anyone react to ivette's lifestyle. american society just doesn't seem to care about lesbians, it's all how bad homosexuals are and how sinful their life is. *howie never came out and remains closeted to this day.*
now let's get off the howie topic for a moment. the lust for kaysar can only be described as a healthy borderline sexual infatuation. he wears howie's FBI cap every now and then and his hair is ready to be grabbed from behind... the only thing is that kaysar is hardly ever without a shirt. he's not like the other guys, always walking around shirtless. he's respectful in the house. and he was called a "muthafucker" by ivette, and i believe ivette has called kaysar a "camel rider". *ivette also referred to kaysar as a fake muslim and a suicide bomber. ivette, you'll never escape these comments. good luck with that.*
i'm gay and very queer and i'm not a fan of ivette. she's another reality idiot who bitches and complains about certain people who say certain things and then thinks it's perfectly fine to use the term "camel rider" to describe kaysar. *ivette's only defense now that she's out of the house is that we don't understand what it feels like to be in that house. that's not an excuse. stop using it to get yourself out of this hateful situation you put yourself in.*
firfighter eric, the most hated cast member this season, has used the term "fag" and called women he's laughing with "bitches". and he and ivette seem to be the new best friends of the house. now i see why. by the way, for those wondering, my sources for these terms are jokerupdates.com + the live feeds. *first off, it's fine with me, a gay person, using the word queer of fag. it's perfectly fine for black men to use the term "niggers". it's society as a whole that has come up with the damnation of an outside race using these words against as morally wrong. i don't make the rules.*
as i end this entry, i'm watching kaysar do bathroom stuff. 30 minutes of him taking a shower, coming out of the shower, grooming himself and heading outside to the hammock with some book, the only one awake of the entire group. i don't have the technology to capture the moment, well i do but i figured it out too late. i could try and post video + photos but please be fully aware that is will be very cheaply made dollar store style video. enjoy!
big brother 6 update: on july 18th at exactly 1:39 p.m., april, james, rachel + eric are in the kitchen area eating. april looks at her tanned body and says, and i'm quoting directly from the live feeds... "we're african americans. i'm looking at myself in the mirror and i'm like- i'm an african american." then dimwit james or erPrick says off camera, "i'm about mexican." a bunch of idiots. i guess i'm going to where an abercrombie tee shirt today and say, "i look pale + dead, i'm as white as a cracker!"
big brother 6 update: on july 18th at around 4p.m. eric made this comment. "beau's my gay friend, james is my fag." james responds... "damn, you got beat by a fag yesterday." in which erPrick responds, "yeah i did, i got beat bad dude... to which james responds with "god damn right you did." for 2 guys who claim that they are conservative and american god loving men, they abuse the word "fag" in front of beau [who's sweeping and says nothing] + use god's name in vain. bad bad men. i don't understand why beau + ivette, the gay team, turn against eric. ivette is completely thinking with her lesbian dick while beau is just playing on the "down low" letting everyone else fight it out. *i still don't understand why beau + ivette allowed eric to make such comments. ivette now confirms in exit interviews that eric was not so nice to her in the first few weeks when she was nothing but nice to him. i'm betting eric is no longer her saint of big brother.*
big brother 6 update: on july 18th, around 11p.m., up in the head of household room... eric, james + ivette have become the new 3some powerhouse. or so they think. but it's funny because ivette + james were trashing maggie who's secretly partnered with eric. eric took the negative comments and tried to defend her. then eric started to trash talk sarah who is james secret girlfriend. and ivette brought up beau saying he does whatever we tell him to do. they already suspect howie, april, rachel, jennifer + beau are playing nice with everyone, taking the "floater" role.
these are the people who will remain in the game. eric, ivette + james have days numbered. the rest of the house can easily turn against them. james calls janelle a "dumb blonde" because she is messing with her mic. beau still hates kaysar because ivette says janelle told her that if kaysar had won HOH that week that he would put up ivette + beau. now beau hates kaysar. ivette is a dirty player. *it turns out that ivette made it the final 2. thanks to maggie of course. james became the ultimate POV winner and made it into the jury. good game james. bad game ivette.*
big brother 6 howie update: on july 19th, howie is in the kitchen with kaysar. pretty much everyone is outside and kaysar asks howie "what do you think howie, am i a good looking guy?" to which howie responds in one of the longest queer quotes in big brother history... [note he says this quote as he walks up into kaysar at a very uncomfortable face to face zone as kaysar walks backwards and tries to dodge the on coming howie]
"oh yeah. you're definitely bangable. if i was a chick, i'd be all over you like white on rice. nice facial features. cute ears. nice little nose. nice teeth. pretty eye structure- eyebrows. nice chest and shoulders. nice butt. nice thin legs- lean legs-"
here kaysar interrupts him and says.. "okay howie." howie finishes it off with "you're one of the best looking guys in this house, definitely for sex." okay howie. okay... let's pull back the gay side in you, you're not ready to come out just yet.
July 15, 2005
big brother 6 . beau is the luckiest guy