September 13, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Grand Finale Report

I announce here on GuyTVBlog.com that yesterday was M.C. Day aka Male Cunt Day. That's right, my bitter side is about to come out with this final entry in my Big Brother All Stars show updates. But don't worry, every once and awhile I'll post something relating to Big Brother All Stars, previous seasons and seasons to come. But let's get to what's at hand.

Okay... Um... A Bitch won last year. A Male Cunt won this year... So what the hell, a Twat is going to win next year?

Last night Big Brother All Stars winner was crowned. Mike "Boogie" "Booger" "Scumbag", took 6 votes from the Jury to win the half million dollar grand prize. Sad, sad... sad Erika only got Marcellas' vote in the end. Erika was also shown the clip package showing Mike treating her like rank cunt shit and then she had to watch Mike get rewarded for his boyish behaviour on live TV.

During the show The greatest Jury Question came from James who really had the only All Star question of the MUTHA FUCKIN' year! He ended up making Erika look worse than she already did with his carefully selected choice of words. Apparently Erika told James in the house that she could not vote for Alison during their fourth season because Alison used the "floater technique", the "hook up technique" and the "flirtation" to get herself to the end.

James then goes on to basically compare Erika's game this year to that of Alison's game play of season 4 thus making Erika the person she continues to hate the most... Alison. So Erika is this year's Alison according to James. Way to go Erika. Well Cunty Played. I stand up and give you the slow clap.

Danielle, my once favorite Big Brother player of all time, fucked herself with her Jury Question when she asked Mike to "justify" himself when she called him her "Jason" at some point during this season. She's upset because Mike ended up voting out Danielle, something Jason from her third season would have never done.

So Mike came back at her and told her that if she gave him her vote to win the show and when he left the house to find out that he was her ONLY Jason in the house... well then he would split the money with her. Danielle looked like a DUMBASS when Mike called her out on having James & Erika as her other "Jason" in the house. Whether Danielle was testing Mike or was just acting down right stupid is still to be determined. I'd like to think Danielle was testing Mike.

Later Erika kept defending that her best move of the game was taking out Will. So Fucking What? You can't win an entire BB game judged by one single move. You'd have to have a whole list of cunty things to be proud of to win the game. MAGGIE!

But Erika's BIGGEST mistake this season was getting rid of Danielle during week 8. She could have gotten George out on that week that she claims would had been a "waste of an HOH"- Ummm... I'm fucking sorry but every week of having HOH is NOT a waste of week. You're basically getting someone out that could make it the end instead of you.

So during week 8 Erika should have put up Will against George, Janelle & Mike would have voted out George over Will and Erika would then and only then create an all female alliance with Janelle and Danielle. With this female power in the house Chilltown would not have stood a chance in making it to the final 2. DUMBASS Erika.

If Erika had done this move then she would have 2 girls on one side and Chilltown on the other. She would have had options and could have been the middle woman of 2 alliances. DUMBASS Erika.

While watching the live finale I noticed other Big Brother All Stars in the audience that included in no particular order: Bunky BB2 who I think was holding up his own fucking sign of his own image, Monica BB2 looking upset and forgotten as she sat on the far right side, April, Beau, Ivette, Rachel & Maggie BB6 all sat on the left side, Krista BB2 was in the middle section front row, Marvin BB5 was on the right side near the bottom. If I missed some other All Stars than you should have been shirtless!

After Mike came out of the house, and after not hugging Erika to celebrate his win once Julie announced who the winner was, he held a T shirt representing Chilltown that was tossed off to the side by... himself, I think. He immediatly went to hug Will first and then passed his girlie hugs to everyone else. Next came out Erika who passed Will to get a hug from Marcellas. What? No sucker punches to anyone from anyone? Howie, you disappoint me.

AND then Mike hugged his momma. I'm a mama's boy so I can relate. That was so sweet. You never forget your mother.

And then guess who won America's Vote to win 25,000 bucks... Jaaaaaaaanelle. And then the crowd cheered standing up on their feet clapping non stop because the whole world is a better place because Janelle got money in the end. Dove's flew somewhere in the world for Janelle.

And just like last year CBS or someone working for Big Brother MUTHA FUCKIN' put models in the seating area just behind Julie Chen where the houseguests walk out. They were pretty much all models except for 2 guys who Mike immediatly recognized on his way out. Krista was also in the front row wearing something about Katrina.

Back to the models all scattered around the front. None of them really cared about what any of the All Stars said. They just looked straight into the camera, clapped when they were suppose to and stood up when they were suppose to. Did someone hire Janice Dickinson models for this gig cause the 2 male models in the front row were H. O. T.

James seemed less bitter at the end and Marcellas was all smiles again. George's laughter was always drowned out by the crowd and Danielle was just Danielle. Howie also did hardly anything Star Wars related for his fans. Will and Janelle sucked each other's nipples... I think. But it's Good to have Marci back to semi-normal.

That's it. Show's over. It's a Wrap! Can't wait for next year's Couples Edition.

What's that you say? Couples Edition? That's right GuyTVBlog readers, I'm calling it right now. Next Year we WILL have Couples in the house. 2 Married couples. 2 Engaged Couples. Divorced Couple. Dating Couple. Gay Couple or Lesbian Couple and 2 Single People who are put in the house as a blind date gone bad.

I'll explain more about this in a post Thursday. I'm telling you. BB Couples. Next Year! Sex in the house!

Update: Those who paid for the live feeds SuperPass this year are able to watch the ENTIRE season all over again from the beginning, you know if you got money to burn. Right now as I type the house is full of 14 All Stars from when they first moved in. The memories of watching them for the first time 3 months ago is just weird and then watching the same scene again... fucking weird, but appericated.

If you missed the season's live feeds over the summer and you want to screencap and judge the houseguests for another 3 months then Join Real.com and pay them to waste your time.

Now that I'm watching the live feeds again at 4 pm I saw a glimpse of Erika in the kitchen and thought to myself... "I can't believe this woman made it the final 2". I'm going to cancel my feeds later this month because I seriously doubt they will unblock the POV comps and Nomination/POV ceremonies the second time around. Farwell All Stars!

Posted by guytvblog at 12:48 AM

September 12, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Ten

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 7 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Don't forget to cast your vote in GuyTVBlog's Pick Your BB All Star Male Escort!

September 12th: Since the feeds are boring as fuck... why not enjoy Big Brother: The Movie trailer.

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

September 8th: Well so far Mike and Erika are getting drunk tonight. Mike is trying to give shout outs to the camera in the backyard but the camera keeps TURNING AWAY and won't let him. Even the camera's hate that he's in the final 2.

You know.. all of the REAL All Stars are out of the game and the worst pawn and worst "riding a player's coattail" are left as the final 2 as if they played the "best" game. They got there because KAYSAR started the whole "leave Chilltown in the house so there's another target" bullshit and everyone followed. And then the rest of the stupid ass house of ALL STARS thought they could either trust Chilltown or align with them to get themselves to the end...

So I blame KING [beautiful as fuck] DUMB [major GuyTVBlog crush] ASS [Please be another closeted gay reality star] KAYSAR for Mike being in the final 2 with a chance at winning $500,000 bucks.

I also blame Janelle and James. Janelle should have put up Mike with Erika instead of putting up Marcellas who ended up leaving. And James should had put up Mike instead of Jase the first and last time he ever had HOH. Damn it.

Back to the BB house, Mike and Erika are back to kissing. Whatever... well not whatever, I'll be checking in just for the fuck of it. Maybe I'll catch Mike ass fucking Erika on the dining room table while he hollers out "Oh Marcellas!"

September 9th: Another dreadful day starts for Mike & Erika as the final 2 left in the house. Right now, just before midnight Mike is in the hot tub while Erika sits on the red couch.

Earlier Erika was talking to herself calling herself the new "Puppetmaster". That she has this GREAT MASTER PLAN speech to tell the jury members that will, I guess, blow them away enough to give her the money.

She's still playing Mike right as we speak. She's trying to keep his guard down or off so that when the jury members are asking their questions that her speech will make Mike almost look like an idiot and an asshole when he tries to defend himself without thinking beforehand.

Good girl Erika. Good fucking Girl.

In outside news from the BB house Janelle went on the CBS' The Early Show and looked and acted pretty hammered. Her words were off balanced and the somewhat sweet voice she had in the house was just fuckin' gone.

Right now, in the BB house, Mike and Erika are again talking about the jury members. Erika says no one will be "mean" to her. She also hopes because it's "all stars" that they will vote for the player who made the "best moves" for them in the game to get to the end.

Mike says that when Howie does go off on him during the jury questions he's just going to let him go off because he knows he just "can't win against guys like that".

Over in yesterday's Housecalls show with Gretchen & Jase who interviewed Janelle we find out how Jase really feels about the final 2. He calls someone a "tool" and that if you're a great player that you won't make it the final 2.

He says Drew Daniel had the personality of a "tree stump" and made it. Funny. Later he makes fun of Janelle evicting him 2 weeks after the Dumpster POV comp that he helped her win but she says he was coming after her and he admits he was.

Janelle has admitted that she had a "crush" on Will. Jase calls the final four as 2 couples, Janelle & Will in the "penthouse" and Erika & Mike are "on the other side of the tracks". Howie now brought up by a viewer's question about how he is in love with Janelle. She doesn't believe it but Howie has a thing.

Janelle is also still pissed about Erika lying to her that week George left when Mike could have left by Janelle's tie breaking vote. WOW Janelle just admitted that they did KISS a few times in the BB house. That they were very "discrete". Jase apologizes to Will's girlfriend, Erin. LOL.

Janelle says that Will will keep saying "it was all game" but it started off as a "game" regarding their showmance but that it did end with something more. Janelle won't discuss her whisper secrets to the viewers but Jase calls out the whispers by telling Janelle that Will was wanting a relationship outside of the house, about moving in together, cooking for each other, etc.

Janelle JUST revealed that Will told her that he was breaking up with his girlfriend and everyone behind the scenes when "Ooohhh!". Later they talk about Janelle wanting to do Survivor if asked or given the chance to do it.

Jase says the one thing that pissed him off about Janelle's behaviour in the house was her acting "blonde" in the house. A caller asks Janelle who she is most angry with from this season. She says "James, James Rhine". She talks as if she's taking his game play very seriously regarding their friendship outside of the house. Jase says "James talks too much" while Janelle felt so much "backstabbed" by James.

Janelle says Erika was "sneaky" and ran around the house... I don't think Janelle is voting for Erika to win. Janelle also says that she would have aligned with Nakomis. Janelle now admits that Howie was being "carried" by her and that she would have carried him all the way to the final 2 so that she would win.

Janelle says she feels really bad for backstabbing Marcellas but she felt "used" when Danielle won HOH and the way he acted that week. She also feels like she really didn't "backstab" Marcellas.

Now they talk about James going nuts over the "doll" POV comp. Janelle finds out from the host that James called her food hitting his thumb as "assualt" and she can't believe James was acting like he was. Janelle then swears a few times on live TV and everyone behind the scenes goes "Ahhhh". Very Funny.

We also find out that Jase was the GRIM REAPER during the Coup power week.

Janelle also says that she's not going to pursue "acting" but doesn't mind doing another reality show like the Amazing Race & Survivor.

After Janelle leaves the Housecalls studio a caller gets Jase fired up because they both believe that Janelle is lying about what Will and her did in the house and she's just lying to screw with his relationship and to "ruin his life". Whatever. Later another caller says that Will is the bigger liar and he's trying to make Janelle seem like a "fool" after the game while he "protects" himself.

Back in the BB house Erika and Mike are just playing board games.

September 10th: Just before midnight we find Erika and Will- I mean Mike in the kitchen talking about the jury. Erika says "it" was "weird" because everyone was upset or angry at Erika. Mike thinks the overall "tone" was in his favor and Erika agrees.

It also seems Janelle was the last to speak to the final 2 and apparently was a "vixen" in her questioning and final say. Production even interrupted her at one point to fix something and she went AWF because she wasn't done.

Wait. This year Big Brother handled the Jury Questioning different. Production created a set of some kind where the Jury went into the backyard and possibly had a FACE TO FACE with the final 2. In the previous years we have the Jury talking to the final 2 and neither can see the other, usually. This time they had the Jury facing the final 2 and I'm betting there's going to be some "good tv" come this Tuesday.

When the jury moved into the backyard, Janelle was NOT with them at this point. They revealed her as a surprise to the Jury Members who probably reacted with "good tv" reactions. Then the final 2 jerks were most likely brought out to the backyard for questioning.

Back to Erika & Mike. Mike is once again talking about Howie was "steam rolled" by him in the game meaning HE got out HOWIE... but then Erika interrupted Mike and said he was actually the one who got HOWIE put on the block because she talked George into getting Howie up on the block. Interesting...

They also say that Danielle is a hard person to read and her vote could go either way. Erika voices her opinion on Will "working his magic" in the jury house. She thinks Will will work Janelle who will then work Howie into voting for Mike to win... but I highly doubt that. Erika thinks Janelle is the only person Will can "work" over.

Back to Janelle, Mike called her a "child" for her rant tonight and Erika called her "jealous". Oh and they're still kissing. Yuck. Now they discuss James referring to Erika as being a "floater" in this game and comparing her to Alison or Jun from her season. Erika says in her answer she told them that she was "forced" into being a floater because she came into this season with no one... BUT she came in with Chilltown.... or so she assumed. Whatever BITCH.

Thanks to Dreamer for this capture of the leaked Jury Members getting ready to go into the backyard! Good Times!

Back to the house... Erika is walking away from the kitchen hollering out "They're all going to vote emotionally". Um... yeah BITCH. Get use to it.

Oohh... Mike just revealed that they couldn't see the Jury Members. So maybe they WEREN'T face to face. Damn. Erika just said "Bros before Hoes" referring to what Howie said. Mike laughs repeating that he never said that to Howie... but when Mike thinks back to the weeks... he DID tell Howie that before he voted him out. DUMBASS.

Mike now tells Erika about 2 alliances he didn't tell her about. "The Perfect Storm" was him, Will, Howie, Janelle and James. The other alliance was "The Legion of Doom" and it was him, Will, Danielle and James.

He's finally telling her about the Legion of Doom alliance and it seems no one in the Jury house brought this up. Mike laughs telling Erika to remember when Danielle would say "Live One Day" aka LOD that was around the creation of that alliance. He now goes into detail about the start of the alliances and other boring stuff.

Mike just called it that the Legion of Doom will be a "major storyline" and it was. Mike also admits that he was really into LOD and that he really trusted James even though Will wanted nothing to do with James.

Erika laughs about Danielle's involvment in the LOD and says "She needed to go. Now I'm so fucking glad that I voted her ass out". Wow... and earlier they were talking about how bitchy Janelle was acting. Burn in BB hell Erika and feel your fake tits pop from the heat!

Erika is so high and mighty that she admitted to telling James that he was leaving while Chilltown was lying to him that he was safe. She says she didn't mind who the "fuck" went out as long as it wasn't her.

Erika is once again talking as if she knew everything but Will says there's no way that she didn't know everything. She also says that Will was NOT the person who got her to put up Danielle that week she was voted out. She says Will slept upstairs with her but she saw right through it.

Mike still thinks that Erika would have "chickened out" and Erika says she told Danielle earlier that day to her face that she was going home but she left out that Erika was crying... which would prove Mike's point at this moment that Erika was emotional and could have backed out of putting up Danielle. Whatever Erika says at this point Mike doesn't believe she did that week all on her own.

The more I'm thinking... I WANT MIKE TO WIN. Erika is coming off like a rank Cunt tonight. "The Legion of Doom... Oh My God... How fucking stupid was that?" says Erika. Mike immediatly takes that too offense and says "It wasn't that stupid." Then Erika says "It was pretty stupid because both of them are gone" to which Mike responds "Well ONE of them is in the final 2". Erika lets it go and then goes back to the "Perfect Storm" alliance.

Erika is so sure that Mike will NOT get Chicken George's vote. Mike says "wanna bet" to which Erika says yes. I guess we'll find out Tuesday. Minutes later Erika brings it up again that Mike really thinks he has Chicken George's vote. Erika says he may because of Will's influence in the jury house.

"It's going to be close Boogie" says Erika with a huge as fuck smile. They both think it will be 4 to 3 final vote. Erika says her "theme" for tonight's final speech was about Will. "He's told all of you that you're there because of him and He's there because of me". Come on Erika, that isn't the reason why someone will vote in your fucking favor. They think of the entire game on top of their emotion and personal feelings towards you as a person. BITCH. CUNT. TWAT.

Mike calls Will a "legend" in aspects of the game and Erika adds "And I got rid of him". Erika also believes that she would win over Janelle had Mike gone home this week. Erika says Janelle was "nothing" in this game because everyone used her to do their bidding. Mike says "yeah she was".

Mike now asks if Erika was lying about taking Janelle had she won the final HOH and sent Mike home. Erika says she would have been true to her word and told Janelle that she thought Mike played a better game over Janelle. Wow.

"Will's not the only one that's persuasive" meaning she had to become the new "Will" and was the floater between Mike and Janelle and that she KNEW she was going to be in the final 2 no matter what. She feels like she manipulated Janelle into NOT taking Mike to the final 2 had she smoked the final HOH comps. Whatever!

Mike starts going into his view on Erika not manipulating Janelle but just showing her "case" as to why to get rid of Will over her. Mike just doesn't believe that Erika persuaded Janelle into what she's saying she did.

She also says that Janelle WOULD have taken her to the final 2 over Mike. But Mike disagrees because both girls shared the same friends whereas Mike would have been one side versus another side of friends.

Erika is such on a HIGH FUCKING HORSE about who would have voted for who had she and Janelle been in the final 2. She's so sure that she would have won and so forth. FUCK YOU ERIKA.

I'm done. If MIKE was any type of man he's be arguing his points now and not holding back because the GAME IS OVER. No more comps. No more POV's. No more votes to work. No more evictions. Just ARGUE!

Last thing. Erika says "Typical angry 12 men... Jealous" referring to the Jury Members. They also believe they were the "best players" in this game this season and Erika says "We played all your asses". Alot of the game is won on CHANCE. Erika has yet to admit to that. At least while I was watching. CUNT.

My bad... Mike just said "luck" got them there and Erika agrees... Whatever.

OH WAIT. Last thing tonight. I promise. Erika asks why did everyone trust Will or Chilltown. She said she never trusted Will or Chilltown and she said it in her Diary Rooms BUT BITCH TWAT CUNT, you did say in an episode that you DID trust Chilltown. Erika is getting Drunk.

"You know, at the end of the day... It was a real good game". Yes Mike it was. I actually had fun this season. It was a FUN fucking season. Goooo Mike!

OHHH I'M BACK. Checking back on the feeds and updates I see that Erika & Mike got into a somewhat heated exchange of words that never could be considered yelling but more like "you insulted me" and Erika claiming she took the "brains" out of Chilltown.

OH yeah... Erika is so smug and so into herself it's crazy! Not even Mike can stand being in the house with her. At least Mike gives Erika a towel before he goes inside. There is a sweet side to him...

It also seems the hatred for each other went into the house. Mike slammed some door. Erika got fed up with Mike not wanting to talk to her and wanted to get out of the house. Erika also called Mike a "fucking asshole" when he wasn't nearby. Ahh TRUE LOVE.

September 11th: The time 4 pm in the BB house and Erika is walking across the house to the downstairs bathroom in high heels with a her black spotted redish on and her hair all did. Maybe a practice look for tomorrow's live finale?

Mike is outside eating something or doing something... the day before he becomes a half million dollars richer. Erika comes outside to get Mike's opinion and he likes this one over the "formal event" dress.

OH and apparently Erika was suicidal yesterday. Today she looks like she got over it. I don't know, being in a house with Mike seems to make her do that.

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and I caught a glimpse of the final 2 being told about some kind of choices to watch later tonight... One had to do with "sex".

Also, earlier, Mike and Erika were in the shower and Erika doesn't think the "fans", meaning me and you, don't like them. Mike assures her that the "fans" voted her in but I don't remember voting for her! Down with Cunt!

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September 7, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Nine

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 7 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Don't forget to cast your vote in GuyTVBlog's Pick Your BB All Star Male Escort!

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

September 1st: Okay. Danielle and George have been voted out in last week's double eviction week... The final four is as listed: Janelle, Will, Mike & Erika... and the HOH comp, blocked from the live feeds, was won by Mike.

Caught up? Okay. Right now the "flirtmance" and the "shomance" couples are in the hot tub drinking wine and having social fun BB style. Will has his injured thumb up above the hot tub water because he seems to have done something to it during the live VETO comp involving the knotted ropes.

Um... right now Will & Janelle are joking around with Mike & Erika to "make a baby" tonight or at least if either of them wins to agree to "make a baby"... gross. Oh and Mike & Erika are kissing in front of Janelle & Will now.

This couple straight talk is just disgusting. Janelle just SCREAMED because she and Erika just connected because they supposely have the same baby names picked out.

Ohhh Oohhh! Erika just said "My mom was a push over so that's why I became a push over". Funny! Janelle & Erika just bonded again because Janelle says her was suppose to be "Michelle" and then Erika says her middle name is "Michelle". And also Mike said he loves the name "Janelle". What the FUCK is going on in this house?

Erika & Mike walked into the house and then kissed in the kitchen. LOOK, I'm not going to write down every time they fucking kiss, that was the last time I'm writing that down. We all know both are finger fucking each other but don't expect Mike to be asking Erika to marry him on the finale show.

Erika now thinks it is "interesting" that Janelle has yet to figure out that she is with Chilltown... but how funny that this skinny HO doesn't know that Janelle is with Chilltown. Think of Chilltown has one cock entity and he's juggling 2 one twat and one princess... neither knows they are dating the same guy but they live in the same house. I don't know what I'm saying.

Mike also said Janelle is acting so "cocky". Excellent choice of words you runt. Now both have gone into the HOH room and Erika blabs "back to back HOH's" meaning they have the HOH room to fuck around to smear straight sticky stuff all over each other.

Mike is now talking to Erika about when her name was called to get into the house by Julie Chen during on the first day that he was "beaming" and looked over at Erika but didn't get the "look" from her to him. He also says that if we can get rid of "her" this week then this could be a really good moment in the end. This finale of him, Will & Erika means "alot to me".

He was also worried that Erika would vote him out last Thursday because she went to talk to Janelle right before the live vote that got out George. Erika said that Janelle was asking if Erika was going to vote out Mike and she told her no. Mike says "she hates me". Of course she does, WE ALL DO!

Minutes later they talk AGAIN about getting out Janelle and that if they have another POV comp like that that they can do it. Whatever, BB is going to fix the show so that Janelle and Will are the final 2. I REALLY choose to believe that.

Mike just repeatedly said that Erika was "calm" on the block earlier... this means Mike will use that as another reason to put her on the block over Will. He just ain't putting Will up. That cunt needs to get it out of her head, ain't gonna happen, bitch you're dismissed.

The time is 5:40 pm in the BB house and Mike Booger has made his nominations. But no one is talking about them! Erika looks pissed and is keeping quiet. Right now she's watching Will & Janelle play chess upstairs just outside of the HOH room while Mike is in the HOH room listening to music.

I'm just going to call it and say Erika & Janelle are up on the block. You see Erika, it ACTUALLY IS Bros Before Hoes. And you're a Ho. And Will's his Bro.

Hey Erika... Na na na boo boo stick your head in doo doo. Wait, she could still win POV... this could be interesting. Will she take out Will who's already fuckin won the game or Janelle because she's hard to beat in everything.

Now it is OFFICIAL. Janelle & Erika are on the block. Will was NOT nominated. So... the best thing could be Erika winning POV this week. If she would win she would pull herself off the block forcing Will to go on the block with Janelle. Erika is the deciding vote on who goes out this week.

If she's S-M-R-A-T then she would finally realize that Mike is going to pick Will over her if they are the final three. She has to get rid of Will now and make her reasoning be "he already won the game". You just can't argue with that. No one can.

Erika has to win. Has to. BITCH GOTTA WIN!

September 2nd: This happened last night that I thought was very interetings. Thanks to auntjulie for the capture. It seems it is DEFINITE that Erika is to go over Janelle if Erika does not win POV. Simple as that. If Erika wins POV then she needs to get rid of Will.

The time is 5 pm in the BB house and Mike & Erika are in the HOH room going over everything that has happened regarding HOH's, POV's and evictions. What I see is Mike USING Erika to get all the information from her regarding what's happened in the house. He's USING her so that maybe he can win and keep the nominations the same.

POV comp is currently getting prepared outside and the houseguests are on an indoor lockdoor. Will & Janelle are in the bug room sleeping it off for another victory!

Now Mike is sleeping in his HOH bed with a bandana over his eyes as Erika spoons him from behind. After some minutes pass she moves to the other side of the bed, her foot just hanging off the side... And guess what! The CAMERA zooms in on her toes that has toe nail polish chipped off all over the place. I mean it happens to everyone but not to everyone on TV, or the PC screen. Ohhh Erika, you're so easy to make fun of.

Downstairs Janelle has gotten up and left the bug room. She's checking out the house and then looks for something to eat that will in turn make her booty more bouncin'.

Back upstairs Erika is on the ground doing some pilates while wearing the headphones to the cd player and lets out a pussy fart or an ass fart, one or the other. She covers her mouth with her finger tips and stops doing pilates but stretches her legs. Ohhh Erika!

GuyTVBlog.com presents Erika's pussy fart/butt fart. Enjoy!

The time is 7:20 pm in the BB house and Erika has just finished up taking a shower. Mike is in the HOH room listening to music while Will & Janelle are in the bug room talking to each other from their beds.

AND THEN ERIKA walks over into the green room, which is right next door to the bug room, and lays down in bed... she can hear Will & Janelle talking about the POV game and Will quizzing Janelle... very interesting.

The reason she can hear is because there's a camera in an open area between the green room and the bug room that is located in the upper back corner of the dividing wall. She listens in and reacts facially to everything they are talking about.

Suddenly she coughs and Janelle covers her mouth and laughs under her hand. Will plays it cool and continues to talk but BOTH are well aware Erika was listening in on them. This also shows Erika that Will is favoring Janelle to win POV tonight and that he's helping her win through quizzing her.

Like I said, if Erika wins POV for some fucking reason, she will send Will home- I mean the Jury House. Just watch.

During Will & Janelle's conversation Erika starts talking loud so they can hear her and trying to join in the conversation. Will asks her for her opinion on something and Erika finally gets up and goes into the bug room to join them.

The time is 9:40 pm in the BB house and everyone is preparing for the final VETO comp. Janelle is dressed in her KICK MUTHA FUCKING ASS outfit quizzing to herself in the bug room. Erika is on the floor of the dining area stretching in her KICK MUTHA FUCKING ASS attire. Mike is in the gym working out wearing his KICK MUTHA FUCKING ASS clothing. And Will is in the HOH room listening to music, knows he safe and is just laying in bed doing nothing.

September 3rd: Just before midnight... the final POV comp was had.... Erika almost won it. Mike & Will weren't even close. And JANELLE WONNNNN PPOWER OFFF VEEETTTOOOO!

Janelle is safe. She's once again made it the final 3!!! Erika once again will be voted out 4th!!! Will win once again win the game!!! Wait.. I'm getting ahead of myself.

With Janelle having the Power to Vote either Will or Erika out of the game... she will of course vote out Erika because Erika has already made a claim that if any parts of the final HOH comp are endurance that she will hold onto her key for a month. With Will being a DUMBASS at comps and Mike just trying his hardest and always failing, it just doesn't make sense for Janelle to take out either member of Chilltown.

She has to play it smart and get out Erika. Now if Janelle sends out Will then Erika has a chance at winning the final HOH and getting herself the power to pick either Janelle or Mike to the final 2 spots. She won't take Janelle and Mike will win the game because Erika just sucks.

Sooo... with all that said... Janelle MUST must MUST evict Erika. Goodbye Erika. Don't let the door hit you on your ass out.

After the POV comp Janelle went for the shower and Will joined her soon after leaving Erika & Mike to talk. Mike was acting so badly about how he fucked it up and is now going to loose one of his "friends". Erika lets him beat himself up.

And then the CAMERA zOOOms into Erika's face. ZOOOOOMMM in on Erika's DOOOMMMM! ZOOOMMMM INNNN!

Erika finally gets up from the kitchen stool and straddles Mike hugging him. He keeps acting like he's hurt that either Will or her will leave. But we ALL know that Erika is the one to leave this week. Finally Erika gets off of Mike and Janelle comes back into the kitchen.

Mike starts giving "props" to Janelle for winning everything. Erika blames the hooks or something to her not winning. That she "had it" but lost because of some little mistake. Whatever, get out of Janelle's house.

Now I'm assuming Janelle will make it the final 2 but ya never know. Mike could win the final HOH and just shock everyone, even ME! Be prepared for anything.

What's this? Erika walks toward the downstairs bedrooms leaving Mike to go to Janelle and Will and tell them that Erika said "it's alright. I feel like I've already won the game". They all laugh and Mike once again congratulates Janelle.

Now Will and Mike start walking towards the downstairs bathroom and Janelle follows. She asks if Mike threw it tonight and he said he really tried but just fucked up. Then Janelle heads back to the kitchen and Mike starts talking to the camera as Will smiles.

Mike says "You wanted good versus evil... you got it!" I guess that officially means Erika is the one Chilltown will tell Janelle to evict. They head back to the kitchen and Will whispers something in her ear. She says "I know".

The reason why this good vs evil thing makes sense and Erika is the one to go is because Will made a comment that in his goodbye speech to Erika he will say something regarding good vs evil but I doubt that because he's counting on her vote in the end.

Suddenly Will says that he's "not allowed to talk about this but I had a meeting with Alison" who's one of the show's producers and not the first evicted houseguest. Then we flames. Before the feeds went to flames Mike was talking something about Hollywood screenwriters couldn't have come up with this... meaning this final four. Whatever.

Mike is now talking about how in week 2 Janelle told Mike "Win an HOH and do something" and then they had this "war" and that the jury houseguests are going to have their mind "blown" when they see the show. Whatever.

Janelle says she just beat James' POV Veto win record. She won 5 this season. He won 4 last season. Mike says that they were in England that they would be "superstars". Whatever. Everything Mike says something I'm just going to be like... Whatever. LOL.

The "evict Erika" game plan has now officially started. Will and Mike are talking about how Erika said this and that about who can win against who. Janelle tells them that Erika told her that she can't win against either member of Chilltown which makes Mike laugh out loud.

Will now tells them both about his pre planned eviction speech had he or Mike won POV. He was going to fake out Janelle and then suddenly evict Erika. But Will is talking a bit cocky... Could Janelle be telling the Diary Room that Will is going home? Could be... Could be!

Janelle is now whispering to Mike and Will that just after the POV comp Erika came up to her and told her that she knows she is evicting her. Then she tells Janelle that she can't beat Will in the final 2. Erika also says to Janelle that "we had an agreement for final 2" meaning that Janelle should honor that but Janelle said "you lied to me several times in this game". Erika supposely said "I know"

Now Janelle told Chilltown that no one is going to take her meaning Janelle to the final 2 and that she has to win that final 2 spot herself.

So that's that. Erika's going! Yippee! Janelle just called Erika "crazy" and that she's caught Erika lying several times. Erika was in the Diary Room for a long while and Mike says she's probably having a "break down". Erika comes out with a smile... possibly a fake one.

Janelle goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth. Erika is in the kitchen sitting on a stool while Chilltown goes to the Diary Room together. Erika goes to the bathroom to ask Janelle flat out if she is getting evicted so that she doesn't have to "play" all week.

Erika wants to just know already but Janelle says that her mind hasn't been made up. Erika is back to telling Janelle that she won't win against Will if she sends her home. That Chilltown will "gang up" on her in the final 3.

Janelle brings up that if Erika gets the final 2 that she will take Mike and evict her. It's a "loose loose" situation. Erika says that she can't beat her [Janelle] in the end and then Janelle tells Erika "yeah and that's why you're taking Mike to the final 2".

Janelle has now called out Erika for lying about evicting George this past thursday. They had made a deal for "final 2" if Erika would vote out Mike making it a tie so that Janelle herself could vote out Mike herself. But Erika claims that she "misunderstood" her and that Janelle said "the deal was done after that". "It was so fast that I fucked up" says Erika.

"Why would you take 2 people who are rich?" asks Erika. Erika is fighting to stay. Janelle now says that whether she gets rid of either Erika or Will that the other 2 will "gang up on me". Now Janelle has called out Erika that if she stays and gets the final HOH that she will take out Janelle and take Mike in the end to win against him.

Mike comes out and sees them talking in the bathroom and just calls them out to use the HOH room to talk.

Upstairs Erika is back to telling Janelle that no one can win against Will. Erika wants to promise on her "mother" that she will not take Mike to the final 2 if she stays and wins the final HOH. Janelle says that their "trust" is broken. Erika is lying yet again about not wanting "the 2 of them" in the house meaning Chilltown. Whatever bitch.

Erika keeps telling Janelle that her boyfriend, Josh from Big Brother 1, left her "high and dry". Wow and this is after Josh was on a talk show routing for Erika. God Erika is such a BITCH!

Now both are talking in circles about the same points, over and over. Janelle feels like she was "pretty clear" about what she wanted during her last HOH about wanting Mike out but that Erika believes that Janelle wasn't "clear".

Ohhh that bitch just said "I don't have the luxury of having someone in the house so I can give you my word that I will take you to the final 2". Bitch meaning Erika. Janelle just asked Erika "Why would you take me over Mike if you can beat him". Erika doesn't believe she can win against Mike... but she can because the jury will look at the Will as the master player and Will just another floater riding on Will's coattails.

Erika keeps pleading to be spared this week because Mike owns 6 resturants and Will is a doctor. But Erika could have gotten rid of Mike this past Thursday if she really meant that. Janelle keeps saying that she has to think about it and that she's been lied to many times in this game.

Erika asks who has lied to her. Janelle says "mike" to which Erika laughs. She keeps trashing Will now and saying Will said this and that about you- Whatever bitch. Tell her what you said about her.

Erika keeps saying that no one in the jury will vote for her to win but then Janelle asks "why would you take 50,000 over 500,000?" Erika keeps saying she won't win against Mike but she will. Janelle finally escapes the HOH room leaving an almost tearful Erika alone to pity herself.

Everyone to their corners. We've got plenty of time before Erika gets evicted! Wait, Janelle is outside on the backyard couch and out comes Will. He starts to work his angle on getting out Erika but first trying to figure out why Janelle is "upset" when she isn't. Janelle says she's "thinking". Will is annoying. He's actually worried!

Now Janelle tells Will what Erika said he said about her behind her back. Will asks if he can "call her out" on it. Janelle really doesn't answer. Minutes later Mike comes out to find out.

It seems Janelle has told Will what Erika said he said about Janelle. Will says "she's grasping at straws" and campaigning. Janelle said she "sweared on her mother" and they bring up that everyone has sweared on their kids and the bible.

Will talks about calling out Erika and guess who comes outside. Erika. She creeps onto the couch as they talk about Danielle and George going to the Jury House. Silence now between them all! Erika now lights up a smoke and starts puffing away. I mean why does a pilate instructor smoke? Why do people build up their bodies and then smoke their insides to death?

Anyways, Erika says something about her knee and then it's dead quiet again. Mike gets up to fold the towels from the dryer and Erika jokes around that "you're folding them wrong" and then Janelle joins in. They are both making fun of James and how he would make comments about the towels.

Both Will & Janelle leave to go inside leaving Erika and Mike outside. She says it was "fun" making it this far with him. She now says that Mike could "campaign" against her and making it seem that he wants to go to the end with Will... Mike says "I'm not going to do that". He also says that it is between you 3 and then he goes into his fucked up reasoning. Erika must be pissed! Yeah!

Inside, in the bug room, Will is whispering in Janelle's ear sweet MIND FUCKING bullshit. Will Janelle yet again fall for his shit? Suddenly Will gets up from the bed to check to see if Erika is easedropping again but Janelle says "she's not". Will says he's "annoyed" by Erika.

He's upset that Erika is using his name to insult someone else. He says that he has made fun of people in the house and that it is a funny mean comment that they will laugh about later. But this "hurting your feelings" is not what he does.

Now Will says he's not going to call Erika out but will tear her apart in the Diary Room. Janelle is most bothered by Will supposely saying that Janelle has "ruined his life". He keeps saying that Erika "misinterpreted" what he may have said. I guess everyone misunderstands each other, such an easy as fuck excuse in the house to get out of something you did.

Don't worry readers, Janelle will evict Erika because going to the end with Chilltown is more fun than loosing the game to Erika.

Later Erika interrupts Will and Janelle and says something not wanting to be alone and doesn't care if Will is campaigning. She just wants to talk and be with someone. Mike is in the Diary Room if anyone cares.

The time is 2:30 am in the BB house and all four are outside in the backyard talking. Mike is bashing the Jury. Here we go. Mike says James is "unemployed and moved to a city for his girlfriend without any real direction, between jobs". He then says "Chicken George... need I say more?" He also says Marcellas is a "fake entertainment career, whatever, stylist slash I'm a host, I'm a this and I'm a that, I have 20 personal assistants and I've done 20 pilots- No you're 40 years old and an angry black man." He also says "Howie... don't even need to go there".

The whole point of this was to defend Danielle and her eviction. Mike trusts that Danielle is the only player that will vote for the "best player" and he says everyone else is "biased" because they took this game too personally. Interesting. Translation... whoever left in this house that makes it the final 2, TAKE ME!

Janelle & Will enter the house. Erika starts selling out Janelle saying that Janelle wants you out and she wants to take Will to the end over Mike. Mike thinks she's an "idiot" for doing this. Erika now slips up telling Mike that if she stays something about taking Janelle to the final 2 but that she'll break her word thus sending an angry Janelle into the jury to vote against her and for Mike to win.

Mike said that "those chicks" from last season took out Janelle last season so when you, Erika, leaves don't worry about us. Mike keeps slipping up that Erika is going home. No questions about it. "I have faith in you guys" says Erika about getting out Janelle.

Erika keeps blaming or bitchin' about the POV comp hooks that kept breaking on her. Whatever Bitch. [Hand to her face] Ain't listening no more!

Mike just told Erika the main reason that Janelle will vote out Erika is because you will hold onto something forever. He says him and Will will "bow out". She's also trying to figure out why Janelle would take 2 people who are aligned, meaning Will & Mike rather than her and Mike... but aren't you and Mike FUCKING ALIGNED?

I mean the reasoning this bitch comes up with! It's such bullshit! Erika also assumes that if Will & Janelle are in the end that Will will win because Erika isn't voting for her but is voting for Wil... even though she will have gotten played by Chilltown all season long!

So Erika says she will vote for Will, Mike will vote for Will and that James & Danielle will vote their way. But WHO IS THIS BITCH to say who is voting for who?

The time is 9:50 pm in the BB house and the foursome are all in the kitchen. Erika isn't so happy but the other 3 joke around and chat about good times... and George.

During the day Erika trashed Janelle and her gameplay. Mike trashed Janelle and her gameplay. Will trashed Erika and her gameplay. Janelle... well Janelle did something, I just missed it.

Erika has also told Mike that she is going to campaign "hard" against Will. So... Mike has warned Janelle and Will that Erika wants to "start trouble". Fuck you Erika, you ain't staying this week. Out you go!

Erika also has voiced her opinions to Will & Janelle on their whispering. She just wants them to say what they are saying out in the "open" and they won't. Oh Erika... get a grip, life continues in the BB house without you and your unMASTERFUL gameplay.

September 4th: Just as the clock hits midnight in the BB house Erika & Mike are in the HOH room. Mike is taking a shower while Erika is in her bathrobe. She makes a comment about Mike's penis and he says "it's harmless" and then oh so witty Erika says "I hope not" with a smile. Yuck.

Downstairs Janelle and Will are in the bed talking about life and interests. Boring

Back upstairs Mike and Erika are in the HOH bathroom exchanging more comments about Will & Janelle. They just can't seem to get over that both Will & Janelle are the ones that matter in the house.

Minutes later while Erika is now in the HOH shower and Mike is in the bathroom messing with his contacts... Erika asks Mike if he's ever lived with a woman. He says yes but only about a month... she's just curious to know.

Moments later both are in bed now and are talking about relationships. Erika is trying to figure Mike's relationship patterns while Mike tries to explain them. I'm done with them.

The time is 4:40 pm in the BB house and all four are in the kitchen. Will is at the dining room table working on a paper plane project left in the storage room while the others are in the kitchen getting something to eat.

Exciting... I know.

Here's what's interesting. They have now figured out that the show is ending early. They also believe that someone may be coming back but no one is. Will believes something major is happening outside of the house that all the TV networks are focusing on and no one really cares about Big Brother. Well, no one really cares about Erika and Mike's showmance.

Janelle is expected to use the POV on herself so Will & Erika have packed their suitcase... for a LIVE EVICTION TOMORROW! Wow. One more day of Erika's bullshit in the house!

Right now they are all four trying to play a game similiar to the one featured in that POTC2 movie that involves dice and lying about what you have.

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and some recent talk between Will & Mike have lead me to believe that Mike is planning on sending Will to the Jury House if he wins the final HOH because Mike believes he can win against Janelle in the final 2.

And Will doesn't want to "hurt" Janelle's feelings if Will wins the final HOH and picks Mike to be in the final 2 with him over Janelle... but will Will actually choose Mike?

They also mentioned once before about throwing an endurance comp if one was coming up to Janelle but now Mike wants Will to flirt her off the endurance comp so that Mike can win that comp. Hopefully then Will will win the other part giving them the chance to compete against each other for the final HOH.

Right now Erika is in the gym with Janelle. And then we get flames RIGHT FUCKING when I'm about to ease drop on their conversation. Thanks Will!

Feeds are back. Janelle is still questioning herself about taking Erika into the final 3 instead of Will because she feels Erika will betray her and take Mike. Erika says she has been an honest player and that she will "promise you on my family" that she will take Janelle to the final 2 spot if she stays this week.

Erika keeps implying that she will be here to "help you". She also says she's been "honest" throughout the entire game... whatever bitch. Erika now says that she'd "hate" to see Janelle leave 3rd again and her leave 4th again.

Janelle almost sounds as if she's buying Erika's bullshit slash truth but we'll just have to wait and see what Janelle does on the live eviction show. Erika just said something rather interesting. She said that Chilltown is trying to turn her and Janelle against each other. She says why not let us join forces and get them out. You take out Will this round and me and you take out Mike next round.

BUT... is Erika hoping that both members of Chilltown in the jury house are 2 votes for her and if so then all she'll need are 2 more votes to win against Janelle. Ohhh Erika... douch-a... douch-a.... Janelle now says her usual "I don't know what to do".

Erika is back to trashing Will's use of Janelle in the house. "He tells me everything you know. He's playing both of us". She says he was banking on me, Erika, winning the POV and kicking you out and vice versa. Erika now says that Will has kicked out all your friends... she's doing a good job painting a horrid picture of Will.

Oh... I'm shocked that Erika is now convincing me of this great MASTER PLAN of kicking out Chilltown. BUT Erika has showed Janelle that Erika can't be trusted with her actions with Danielle. Erika blames Will and not Mike for this influenced decision that she made herself. Janelle... whatever you do, just get to the final 2 this year!

Erika keeps saying "I'm done with these boys playing us both. I'm done". Janelle keeps saying that she already told Will that he's staying and that Mike will be "yelling" at her for doing this but Erika says "Fuck Boogie, Fuck Boogie". Erika keeps saying Will has called Janelle a "slut" at some point during this game.

Janelle just said... "I think you're right". FUCK. If Erika fucks over Janelle... then she is worthy of being called a "cunt" to her face... by Janelle on the live eviction. Yeah!

Both girls end up going outside to the couch where Erika tells Janelle that Mike's loyalty is to Will and not to her. She now knows that. Erika keeps telling Janelle that she swears on her mother that she will kick Mike out on his ass because he doesn't need the money. Erika is really pushing this idea on Janelle.

But we all know Janelle will run to Will and spill it all and then Will will turn it around back on Erika... come on... if Janelle does this than Will will have the final word on this week's eviction.

Everyone... Erika deserves to be called a "cunt" if she screws Janelle this up coming week. And Will deserves to be called a "slut" for mind fucking everyone. He's got to have some kind of MTD [Mind transmitted disease].

You know if Erika can get Janelle to do this plan of hers then she really does deserve to be worthy of the title All Star.

WHOAAAA Janelle just AGREED to EVICTING WILL!!!!! She says that she still has to keep up the lie that she's evicting Erika. Erika says fine. Later they go inside for wine... I almost hope Janelle is doing this and that Erika is going to keep her word.

IT'S DONE. Janelle and Erika shoke hands, clinked wine glasses and looked each other in the eye and agreed to make sure that both girls are in the final 2. Now they start exchaning information they've kept from each other. About what Will said or done. That type of stuff.

Erika now tells Janelle that Will & especially Mike are so confident that they are getting to the final 3 spot and that Erika is going home. And that they are saying this in front of Erika. This pisses Erika off. That Mike believes Erika is done.

She also tells Janelle that if the first part is endurance than after Mike drops out that she will drop out and give it to Janelle. But then Janelle questions if Erika can beat Mike in the questions challenge. Erika then asks if she should win endurance and let Janelle battle Mike in the questions... this is getting good.

If Will leaves this Tuesday on the live eviction than Mike is going to be screaming in fury at Janelle. All Janelle has to do is say that Erika was with me in the decision and then Mike will rip apart both girls. Hopefully this will show Erika that Mike never really did give a shit about her.

"Screw him" says Janelle about Will. Finally Chilltown boys come inside and the girls stop talking game.

Now all we have to do is wait to see if Erika is going to fuck Janelle over by telling Mike someting along the lines of 'I got her to do this so that we can be in the final 2' bullshit.

Earlier, outside, while this deal was made, Mike is going AWF on Will about how pissed he'll be at Janelle if she sends out Will. He'll "piss/shit in/on her face". Class Act Mike Booger. Class Act!

He's also referring to both ladies in the house as "bitches" and that they think they are going to steal" the show away from them. Mike also says to himself "God I hate those bitches". I guess there's no relationship outside of the house with Erika. Go ladies, fuck the men!

Will has also confirmed that he has been playing Janelle this whole time and wants Erin, his girlfriend outside of the show, after all this is done. If he is sent to the Jury House he will make sure Janelle doesn't win or something like that. But why not just respect Janelle for getting out Will or will is ego be busted forever and a day?

Later everyone was outside on the red couches having an awkward silent moment. Mike looks pissed. Janelle is thinking. Will is mind fucking himself. Erika is smoking. Finally Mike asks if anyone wants to play pool. Erika doesn't. Then Janelle says no. Mike gets up and starts to play by himself. Will and Janelle get up and go inside to take showers... With Erika still outside with Mike, Mike asks her if she wants to be alone and Erika says "yes".

It looks as if this is going to happen. It's Women VS Men in the final four!

September 5th: Part 1 Just before midnight the shit is almost but not ready to hit the fan. Janelle and Erika have made a pact to go the final 2 together and to fuck over Chilltown. Chilltown is aware that this might happen so mostly Mike is going AWF on the ladies behind their back.

Right now Erika was outside on the hammock while Mike is playing pool by himself. She gets up and walks past him and he asks "what's wrong". She won't tell him and goes inside. Mike says "fuck" to himself and starts talking to himself about if Janelle said something and now he has to be "nice" to Erika to get her vote in the Jury... he's assuming she's still leaving.

Erika sits inside while Mike plays outside. Janelle & Will are in the showers at this moment. Erika goes outside to get her cloths and Mike asks again "what's wrong". She says she's "not meant to win this game" and Mike keeps asking what Janelle said to her. She says "I know I'm leaving" and says "we were just talking" referring to Janelle and her chatting earlier.

Mike is trying to be "nice" to her by telling her she's done good and she keeps saying she's leaving. She gets tired of his bullshit and walks back into the house with her clothes. Mike is back to talking to himself asking what went wrong. Something is happening and Mike is aware something has happened.

Mike now goes inside to find Janelle in the bathroom. He's trying to find out what's wrong with Erika from Janelle but Janelle ain't telling. She claims to not know what's wrong with Erika. Erika is over in the green room watching the spiders.

Mike goes back outside to play pool by himself. Will goes outside and they exchange words. Will is on his way back inside and Mike tries to get him to not go inside. Will says the girls are in the bathroom talking but Mike ACTUALLY BELIEVES Erika has given up and tells Will this.

Will still goes inside because he never listens to Mike and out comes Erika to play pool, she seems in a happy mood. She plays it off as this will be her "final" game in the house. FUCK THEM HARD LADIES, FUCK THEM HARD!

Inside Will & Janelle grab the cards to play and chat. The sing while they walk, they've been singing all night and keep rebelling BB who keeps demanding they "stop singing". Madonna seems to be the song of the night, not sure which one, I guess I'm not as gay as I thought because I don't know Madonna's entire library of songs!

Later Erika goes into the red room to talk with Janelle about their deal. She says that she is so sick of them, meaning Chilltown, and wants Mike OUT! She says the internet is begging for Janelle to do this. WE ARE!

Will is in the Diary Room and Janelle tells Erika that everytime she had a decision that she would change it... at the last minute... hinting because of Will. Janelle starts asking for Erika to promise her and Erika says she's "pissed" at Mike for romancing her in the house and she wants HIM OUT. Janelle says she's never been "played" by a guy before so she finds getting out Will something she is almost not wanting to do.

Erika says to let them think we are against each other. Surprise Will tomorrow by evicting him. Don't tell him beforehand. Janelle is now telling Erika to act pissed and that I told you that you're leaving. Erika says I already told Mike that.

Come on Janie, get out Will! PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!

The time is 2:30 am in the BB house and Janelle is outside on the red couch smoking, thinking. Right when I turned on the feeds, Erika is getting up and heading outside. She goes for the sliding door and finds Janelle.

She's back to work on getting Janelle to evict Will. Erika reminds her that didn't Will promise you that Howie was safe and he lied about that. Janelle says she has reasons she would keep Will but doesn't want to go into them. Erika thinks they are both a couple of liars.

She now tells Janelle that Chilltown were in the hot tub joking around about being in the final 2, being mean to the jury and telling the jury that they have to vote for one of them to win and then they'll split the money. Erika is pissed at hearing this... supposly hearing this.

Janelle tells Erika again that she should have gotten out Mike last Thursday. She says yet again that she "fucked up". Janelle now says that Will told her not to put up Chilltown and that Will is good at getting her to do what he wants.

Erika keeps reminding Janelle about Will getting out her friends. Marcellas. Howie. Now she says that Will has a girlfriend outside of the house and is treating her like this by flirting with you... he's evil for doing this to his girlfriend outside of the house. Janelle keeps saying "I know" like a broken record.

Erika now says Will will "respect" her for evicting him. And HE WILL! Erika just called Mike an "asshole" and wanted to "punch him". Now Erika tells Janelle what Mike said to her about her wanting to campaign against Will. Mike basically said don't bother cause you're going home and that Will has Janelle wrapped around his finger.

NOW Erika says that her, Janelle and Danielle should have gotten together and banded together against Chilltown and all the men. NOW SHE FUCKING SAYS IT. James is brought up and Janelle calls him "crazy" and an "asshole" based on Erika's comments about James wanting Janelle out and spilling information to the rest of the house from Season 6.

WHOA. Both ladies just revealed to each other that they are part of Chilltown. They both said Will and Mike said that "this is Chilltown" and Erika got up and walked across the yard screaming in amazement. IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING. They are finally sharing information.

Janelle and Erika says "I Hate them". Erika is fuming. Janelle jokes that they told her she's only the member of Chilltown since Shannon. Erika says "they think they got us". Janelle says she's so embarrased about her evictions and her gameplay. Erika says "me too".

Janelle whispers something in Erika's ear that Will said and Erika says "I hate them" over and over. Janelle says she's "embarrased" about this being on television and that she'll be friends with him afterwards but is still embarrased.

Erika says "let's get them" and Janelle nods her head. Talking about Mike being shocked tomorrow. "I can't believe them" says Janelle. They both now said they regret all the "nice things" they said about Chilltown in the Diary Room. "Fuck them" says Erika.

FINALLY Janelle says "I just want to beat them at this game". FINALLY! Erika says she was a "fool" and Janelle says she had it worst because she got Howie to trust Chilltown. Janelle wants to go upstairs and call Mike out. But she won't. They plan on tricking Mike that he's going to the end with them so he won't try so hard to win the final HOH.

Erika just said Will made me not answer Danielle's doorbell request and slept with me and held my hand all night. Janelle says she knows because Will told her. They keep sharing more and more information about CT telling each lady that they are still in the game because of them.

"Okay... but we can fucking fix this" says Erika. Erika now reveals that she didn't vote out Mike that week because she felt she was still in Chilltown. Again with Janelle thinking she was a better player than this. Erika says that CT never thought that we would get together and share information.

Okay, Erika has redeemed herself and I RESPECT her. I LOVE her. Just don't fuck Janelle. Both go to the final 2 and WIN.

Janelle says when Will goes out the door they can stick their middle finger up and say "Shomance this". LOL. Janelle now says Will "started" around week 6 after Kaysar left. They joke around how they must look like idiots on TV and that it's good that they got together in the nick of time to change things.

Now they talk about spilting the money and that Will was going to step down. Erika is so pissed and keeps walking around the yard yelling but trying to cut her screams short so that they don't wake up.

"We're smarter than this Janelle, what the fuck happened to us?" asks Erika. Janelle says they told us the same things. Erika says they they kept us against each other and that the internet most be going nuts! WE ARE! At least I am.

Now Erika says "lie to them" like they did to everyone and just say "you're safe" and then get them out. Finally they say that at least they got rid of everyone else in the house even if CT was behind it.

After some Danielle talk about CT using Erika to get her out... Will comes outside. They cover up their chat saying they are talking to "Jokers" meaning Joker's Updates, one of my many sources for BB info.

Will goes back inside after getting "water" and Janelle goes inside leaving Erika alone. "Game on Boys" says Erika. Janelle comes back outside saying Will has to know. "Those mutha fuckers" says Janelle. "Can you believe what they've done?" asks Janelle.

Janelle blames her personality because she always needs someone and Will as "there". Erika says that's why they got rid of Danielle because they didn't have her. Janelle now says Will had her downstairs and Mike had Erika upstairs and both were telling them "exactly what we wanted to hear".

"They almost had this entire game" says Janelle. She also tells Erika that you would have no idea what Will was telling her. "ohhh Goodness" says Janelle to herself but says the ladies "caught on... just barely".

They suddenly see a spider wrapping up a moth in a web and laugh that that's what they are going to do to Will tomorrow... Guess who's up again and outside... WILL!

Erika goes inside real quick and Will sits on the couch with him and he gets back to his sweet MIND FUCKING whispers to her. He asks "Is Scrubika being nice to you" and Janelle says yes. Will asks what does she have to say to him and she won't tell him.

Erika is back outside and sings the exact same song Janelle said they were singing to the internet when Will asked Janelle what they were doing. "Let's go for a walk outside..." song with that family that travels in a 60's colorful bus. Whatever they are called, some bird family.

Later Erika finally goes inside and then so do Janelle & Will. Now we wait until tomorrow to find out what's going to happen next.

The time is 2:20 pm in the BB house and everyone is in the kitchen either cleaning or eating. Having good times. Janelle keeps telling "no" to Will everytime he whispers something in her ear. He is so desperate that he's leaving today that he's grabbing her and forcing smiles but he's so dead in the water it ain't even funny no more.

Eariler Mike said "this is my house" to himself referring to the ladies of the house taking over. He has his outfit already picked out for the endurance comp. He's going to fight to stay on.

Erika also mentioned early this morning that Will shouldn't have slept in the "cursed" red room because the people who sleep there are the ones who usually leave the house. She chuckles to herself.

And Will has a new nickname for Janelle... "Robotic Barbie". She hates that and tells him to "shut up".

September 5th: Part 2 Guess who's left the BB house... WILL! Janelle voted out Will and the world celebrated, well a tiny part of it celebrated.

Right now Janelle and Erika are talking in the kitchen about Will's eviction, Mike being in the Diary Room right now going AWF and had Will stayed would have swept the jury.

Part 1 of the 3 part HOH comp this week was a big volcano and all three left in the game had to have their backs to the kick ass volcano with both hands up above their hands holding a key. After about 20 or so seconds, Mike jumps off like a bitch and makes comments that it doesn't matter if he doesn't win this HOH because they HAVE to take him to the final 2 to win...

Janelle makes a comment that she isn't taking Erika and both ladies act as if they are going to fight to win part 1. But Janelle's hand comes off the key when Mike comes off and she was eliminated after a commerical break after the playback is revealed by Julie Chen.

Janelle doesn't believe it and is pissed. Erika wins Part 1. And now with Mike in the Diary Room venting both ladies talk about the final 2 spots and getting Mike out.

Janelle tells Erika that "Will always said he was the fox and I was the bunny... who's the bunny now bitch?" They both laugh! [Thanks TRD for the quote capture!]

"Well, I feel less stupid now" says Erika while Janelle agrees. Janelle refers to what has happened this whole time with Will as a "bad dream".

They keep referring back to what both members of Chilltown told them. Janelle just compared that this moment in the game is like when 2 girls get together and compare notes that they are seeing the same guy. Janelle brought up the "secret ninja's" reference CT would use and Erika says they didn't use it her but they did only she doesn't remember.

Erika says that Mike has been in the Diary room a long time. Janelle says he's pissed and got played just like they did. They also mention Mike's comment regarding Erika being in the Jury when she had not been voted out yet.

Janelle was about to say "the last straw was.." but Mike came out of the Diary Room and went straight into the bedrooms away from the ladies who are in the kitchen. Mike now walks by the kitchen and Erika asks "Boogie are you okay" and he says "not really, I've never been in here without him". BOO FUCK YOU HOO BOOGER.

God I am such a male cunt when I write these updates!

Later Janelle confronts Mike in the living room if he's doing okay. Mike says yeah and that it was a good move and that Mike really feels Will was into Janelle or something like that. He says he's going through what Janelle went through when Howie was evicted.

They both sit down in the living room and Mike asks where's Erika. Janelle says Diary Room. Now Mike is back to playing that Janelle should take him to the final 2... expect him to do the same thing to Erika... hopefully the girls share this information again and not let Mike play them both.

Erika suppposely said to Will as he went out the door "checkmate" according to Mike. I guess the show-ho-flirt-finger fuck romance is done. Mike now says Erika was PLAYING HIM all along!!!!

Now Janelle still believes that she didn't take her hand off during part 1 of the HOH comp but she did and she sounds like James.

Ohhh Janelle is lying to Mike now about not telling Erika ahead of time that she wasn't going home. That Janelle made this decision to evict Will all on her own. Good girl Janie!

Silence passes and then Mike calls Janelle "a bad ass bitch" while she's sitting there. She doesn't respond.

After some small chit chat Erika comes out of the Diary Room and Janelle gets ready to go in. Erika takes a seat in the living room and both Mike and her tell each other congratulations in being in the final 3.

Some flames erupt on the screens so I miss their chat. When the feeds return we find Erika asking if Mike is happy she's still in the game. He says yeah but he needs time to "adjust". He goes into the Diary Room while Erika rolls his eyes.

Erika joins Janelle in the bathroom and they exchange information. GOOD GIRLS! Janelle tells Erika that she lied to Mike about what is really going on. Erika says to keep him in the "dark". Janelle jokes around that Mike said "She's good. Erika has been playing me". Erika laughs and says it was the other way around and laughs about it all.

Erika says "no we're not taking you kid" referring to Mike trying to get Janelle to take him over her in the final 2. Both ladies are exchanging all the information that Mike says to them... GOOD FUCKING GIRLS!

Janelle jokes around that Mike is going to try to sleep with Erika tonight. Erika says that's gross and can't believes she kissed them. "I hate them both" says Erika. "Maybe Boogie doesn't see it as Will playing me but I do" says Janelle and Erika says Mike knows Will was playing him.

Erika and Janelle have moved their talk to the kitchen. They already plan on wearing the red dress and the black dress from prom when they make it the final 2. And Erika is already joking about what she'll say if she wins the final HOH.

Both ladies say that when they watched the 20 houseguests special before the season started that both their mothers told them to watch out for Will.

Later Erika goes into the bug room and talks to the camera about how "eerie" it is now because there use to be 14 people in this house.

Erika grabs her pink teddy and jumps up and down because all they have to do is win the next part of the HOH comp to be final 2. Janelle says that she put up Erika 3 times and Erika says she put up Janelle once. They laugh about it all.

Kaysar is brought up and both think Kaysar is going nuts after tonight. Janelle reveals that Kaysar wanted Janelle to put up Will first week. Both ladies keep rehashing Mike's comment about "you can't take each other to the finals" and Erika says "watch us".

Janelle keeps beating herself up for not winning one endurance comp last season and this season. She really wanted to win this one. Janelle suddenly grabs the deck of cards and says she has some "Jedi drilling" to get to.

Finally Mike comes out of the Diary Room and Janelle quickly goes in. He passes Erika in the kitchen and she asks "How was it" and he says "good" and goes straight for the restroom. He's sniffling! I think he has been crying but not sure about that.

He comes out and he and Erika chit chat about the art department being upset that everyone gave up so quickly and then Mike goes into the gym to get on the treadmill. He and Erika exchange a few words about this big move in the game and why he's "hurt".

Mike says that Will likes a "move" like that but he doesn't like a "big surprise". Whatever.

Oh god Mike is now talking about the "format being flawed" meaning the last POV and him winning HOH and that he had a "fantasy of Will and him making it" meaning he was never going to take Erika to the final 2 when he promised her earlier in the game that he would.

The time is 8:20 pm in the BB house. Both ladies are in the red room sharing more information regarding what Mike has said in the house to each one. Janelle says there is no way he is getting to the final 2. Erika says they "fucked with our emotions and I don't play like that".

Janelle calls herself an "idiot" for trusting Will so much. "I have nothing to say for myself".

September 6th: Just before midnight we find Mike already asleep in the BB house while Janelle & Erika search for Janie's gloves, the ones she wears for HOH/POV comps.

Janelle says she's going back inside to talk to the Diary Room about them and Erika continues looking outside but she mutters to herself "Those mother fuckers. That's okay. Will got his and Boogie is about to get his".

Well... Erika is one pissed off woman. Other than this... the whole house is just boring. The ladies keep rehashing everything CT did to them and everything is just recycled over and over. Mike is hardly talking and is keeping to himself.

Outside Erika is sitting on the red couch with her feet up against a window. A camera zooms in on them... I know, real exciting but hold on... she starts talking to the camera man because she can see his hands. She then says "Are you guys happy that we finally freakin' caught on to those bastards?" She goes on to say that a couple of "good girls" should win this year.

Janelle comes back outside for yet another EXCITING annoucement that she has yet to find her comp gloves. "They're gone". Expect this conversation to go on all fucking night.

The time is 1:22 am in the BB house and Janelle & Erika are outside still comparing Chilltown notes. They both get pissed when they find out Will told both of them "It's 3 on 1 this week, don't worry". Janelle says "fuck him" and "3 on 1, 3 on fucking 1, well guess what mutha fucker, now it's 2 on 1".

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and the feeds are showing trivia questions. PART FUCKING 2 OF THE FINAL HOH comp is underway! Janelle has been unable to find her competition gloves all day and Mike has kept to himself sleeping most of the day. Erika and Janelle have spent nearly the entire day figuring out eevveerryytthhiinngg! They even figured out that Danielle was with Chilltown.

They also have Mike believing that both want to take him to the final 2 spot if either lady wins the final HOH so hopefully Mike will tank during part 2 that's happening right now.

September 7th: The time is 12:20 pm in the BB house and PART FUCKING 2 has just ended. I might as well just say this. Mike FUCKING WON. So now Mike and Erika will go head to fucking head in PART 3 to be held live on tonight's FINAL LIVE EVICTION SHOW.

I can't believe this. Janelle is saying that this part of the HOH comp was more geared for Mike because of the amount of arm strength involved. FUCK.

Right now Mike is in the Diary Room celebrating while Janelle & Erika figure out how to get Mike to throw this part so that Erika would win the final HOH. But... it looks like the wheels in Erika's head are turning... Maybe she just might SCREW Janelle and throw the last part of this week's HOH comp so that Mike will win and take Erika to the final 2. Either way she'll get 2nd place.

Now here me out. If Erika throws this and lets Mike win then Mike will get revenge for Will and evict Janelle. Erika is guaranteed the final 2 no matter what! She JUST may make Mike the "bad guy" by evicting Janelle thus giving Erika one vote for her in the jury so that Janelle's vote for Erika will veto Will's vote that will go to Mike. So now all Erika has to worry about is getting 3 votes to win. Just 3.

That's how I would look at it... if I was skinny smoking drag queen. Oh god... Erika's going to throw it, I just fucking know this bitch is going to throw it. DAMN IT.

Right now Erika is telling Janelle that Mike needs her vote so that he won't

It seems Mike is out of the Diary Room a very happy man and I think he has mentioned that he has won a car. Fucker. Janelle goes into the Diary Room.

Erika and Mike get straight to talking. Mike thinks either of them can beat Janelle. He says he will take Erika to the final 2 and has no problem sending Janelle out. Now he wants Erika to "dump it" meaning part 3 of the HOH comp and to let him be the "bad guy" to get her out of the house.

Erika says that if Mike wins and evicts her that she won't get his vote. He says the same thing to her. Saying that they both have to take each other to win. Erika asks if Mike said some bad things about her in the Diary Room. Mike says he only said something bad last night referring to her getting Janelle to "ruin his dream" of getting to the final 2 with Will...

This has to show Erika that weeks back his promise to take her to the final 2 meant nothing. NOTHING! I hope Erika fights in part 3... Oh God I hope.

Mike keeps saying "we can be frank now". But Mike is never really admitting to what he and Will did all season. He still has no idea that both ladies in the house know EVERYTHING.

They discuss George's vote if both ladies are left in the house and Erika thinks Mike will win if he's in the final 2. He just said "we just won" to Erika and that "we just took down the best player ever". He now asks if she trusts him if she lets him win tomorrow. She says she doesn't know.

Now all we have to do is wait to see if Erika shares ALL the information she's talking about with Mike to Janelle later tonight or will she just give Janelle select amounts of information later tonight...

Mike can't stop smiling because he believes he will win BB ALL STARS. He's saying this in front of Erika. Mike also says he won't like the end result if Janelle wins against him, he'd rather have Erika win against him.

Ohhh Erika just asked if Mike will throw the last part and let her win the final HOH... "I couldn't do that". Mike says that they should just both fight for the last part and do what they want. He also adds that he will not take Janelle to the final 2 if he wins the last part.

Janelle comes out of the Diary Room and in goes Erika. Janelle starts asking Mike what Erika said and he starts spilling it all. He's not holding back. Interesting. He's actually being honest at this point.

Janelle now asks what he's going to do if he wins tomorrow. He says he doesn't know but we all know he wants Janelle out. He's not being honest to Janelle about that. He just now said that he'd much rather Janelle WIN if he leaves!

Man, if Janelle tells Mike that he said he'd rather for her to win against Erika... than Erika WILL THROW the last part of the HOH comp. FUCK. Oh wait, Mike just said that he may evict Erika but I believe that's bullshit he's feeding Janelle.

Minutes later Mike brings up a good point that neither him or Janelle have had to pack all season long.

Erika is now out of the Diary Room and all 3 are talking about Mike winning a car in tonight's comp.

The time is 3:45 am in the BB house and all 3 are in the red room talking about good times. It seems earlier Erika is reconnecting with Mike. They even KISSED. FUCK. He also keeps telling her that he did everything in the house for her.

She looks as if she believes him. She's back to being an "idiot" if she believes him. If Mike ends up getting in the final 2 because of Erika and then Mike wins... then a CUNT will have won this year and a BITCH would have won last year aka Maggie.

Much later that night Erika gets up from her bed as she is wide awake and very anxious to talk to Janelle. Mike is back to his bed sleeping while Janelle is fresh from a shower. Now both ladies are drilling each other about anything that could come up in the tie breaker question in the final part of the HOH comp. Either Erika is using Janelle or getting her help to them both.

The time is 2:27 pm in the BB house and all 3 are out in the backyard enjoying stories of the past weeks and outside houseguests from previous seasons who were not All Stars.

Earlier 2 things happened. Erika told Mike that she's going to throw tonight's final part of the HOH comp to Mike so that he can win and take her to the final 2.

And then later Erika had expressed to herself that she wants Mike out and that she HAS to win tonight's final part of the HOH comp. That she wants to take Janelle to the final 2 still and that she wants her to be the "pawn" role and for Janelle to represent the "competitor" role. Good Girl!

If I remember right Erika won her Q&A sessions during her seasons so she has a very good chance of winning the final HOH tonight. Both ladies have played a great game.

Also Janelle and Erika discuss their goodbye messages to Mike if he is evicted tonight. Janelle says she left a better one than last one she left with Will, about the 2 girls figuring everything out.

Well... it FUCKING HAPPENED. Mike won the final HOH and evicted Janelle. Final 2: Mike & Erika. HOLY CUNTY FUCK.

Erika just blew it in the final part of this week's HOH comp. Mike has told Erika that Will was going to answer the total opposite of whatever was the obvious in his jury member question so that Mike would get the answer and the other person wouldn't. It worked. Mike won by one point. Erika did have at least 2 chances to tie it up to go into the tie breaker round but just kept answering the same as Mike or both got the same answer wrong.

Mike and Erika are back to the a couple that has a love/hate relationship. Mike insulted Erika yet again in the confessional and Erika has no idea. Mike also revealed that he won nearly everything this season. A car, a trip to Aruba, 10,000 dollars and a plasma TV...

...Is Mike this year's fucking Janelle? Is Mike really Will's bitch this year and not Janelle who everyone thought was?

God I AM DONE with this season. Don't expect me to cover anything more on this season. I'm cancelling my feeds tomorrow. I will just get to life before Big Brother and watch the live show Tuesday night.

I'm all for Erika winning. Mike DID do a good job of getting himself to the final 2 so I'll give him props on that BUT Will got him to the final four. Will should be there instead of Mike.

I am also happy the final 2 are Mike & Erika instead of both members of Chilltown. Had Janelle evicted Erika, the end result this week would have been Chilltown. Both members would have thrown the first part that was endurance to Janelle. Mike would have won the 2nd part against Will who wouldn't have cared if he won. Then Mike would have smoked Janelle in the final questions and sent her packing thus giving Chilltown the final 2 spots...

So... whatever. I'm done. done. done. done. FUCK.

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August 31, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Eight

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Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

August 25th: In the late evening hours just after midnight we find Erika in the HOH room chatting with Mike about nominations. It seems Erika wants to put up George and Janelle. If either gets POV and takes themselves off then Will goes up.

Of course Mike doesn't like this plan and wants Erika to put up Danielle if this happens. Erika won't. She tells Mike that he has Will and she has Danielle. If Danielle is put up and goes out then she will have on one.

Now Erika asks Mike if both members of Chilltown make it the final 2 will Mike pick Will over her. He gives a half ass answer that isn't yesr and isn't no. Hmm.. could Erika be thinking about putting up both members of Chilltown??? Doubt it. She was making out with Mike again later that night in the HOH room. YUCK.

The time is 1:20 pm in the BB house and Danielle is showering in the HOH room while Erika bathes in the HOH tub. Both are talking about nominations and final four. It seems Erika wants Chilltown in the final four with her and Danielle. Sooo... that means Janelle and George are the targets this week. If one of them comes off the block then Will goes up and the other goes home over Will. Why does everyone want to take Chilltown to the finals???

Well Danielle has now left HOH room and in comes Will. She flat out tells him that Janelle and George are going up as planned earlier and that if either comes off with POV then Will goes home- I mean up. He goes up on the block if someone uses POV.

Will now says that he wants to see a final four of him, Mike, Erika and George. He also says that next week he wants for them to get Danielle out. Interesting. What the hell is Will doing? He now tells Erika that Janelle "can't win POV" but we all know Will & Mike are going to make sure Janelle win POV if they have anything to do with it. So will Big Brother. They'll all fix it so that Janelle doesn't go anywhere this week.

The time is 6:40 pm in the BB house and Erika has made her stupid nominations. Janelle and George on the block. Janelle is the obvious choice but George? Why not Will?!?!? This would force Mike to keep Will in the game over Janelle.

Janelle, Will and Mike are already talkinga about winning POV and getting Janelle off the block so that if Will goes up they have voting power. If neither Janelle or George wins, guess who has fucking voting power again this week... Chilltown. They control who goes out this week. Erika should had put one of them up to prevent this power they have but every fucking week some DUMBASS houseguest gives them power.

August 26th: The time is 2 pm in the BB house and Danielle has come out of the Diary Room after talking to the head doctor and has realized that Will... "is the devil"!!!!

Dani from BB3 is back! FUCK YEAH. Now Danielle is working on Erika this week to get rid of Will! HOLY DOCTOR SHIT! Could this really be happening???

She's right now in the HOH room with Erika telling her that she's going to "scum bag" Chilltown! Wow. Oh damn it. Janelle is still the target because they think Janelle gives Will power. FUCK. But if Janelle gets HOH, expect Will or Mike to be this week's new target. Oh how "scandalous". Danielle nows says that all she has to do is win HOH next but God knows when that's going to happen.

"Unite... the bitch is back" proclaims Danielle to Erika. "It's On".

Little does Danielle know that Erika is secretly working with Chilltown to get out Danielle this week. IF Will does win POV this week he will pull off George thus causing Erika to put up Danielle with Chilltown sending her home. WOW. God Erika is so stupid. Why keep Chilltown as a power of 2 into the final four? I mean WHY FUCKING WHY?

Later Danielle, still in the HOH, is telling Erika that she can't lie anymore in this game. So when Erika hears this she quickly asks why James and her were so "together". Danielle paused for a bit... you could tell she was almost ready to tell the whole truth but then started on some bullshit in the game that she nominated James and lied about what she told him and how he threw POV to let her win was such a gesture that she felt the need to protect James.

Danielle also tells Erika that James called her before the All Star game started and supposely told Danielle that he told he was coming after her because she's such a great player. But others outside of the house believe Danielle and James had a secret alliance going into the house. Who really knows or cares anymore since James is now gone from the house.

Oh Erika's such a bitch. She is telling Danielle that it made the most "sense" to kick out James last week and Danielle quickly reasons with the bitch that Danielle and James were tight and that Erika would have been the "3rd wheel" and that wasn't "fair" to Erika. BULLSHIT. Calling BULLSHIT. Erika is with Mike, isn't Danielle a "3rd wheel" to Erika now?

Damn these housguests.... DAMN THEM TO BB HELL!!!!

Now Danielle's MASTER PLAN is to tell Chilltown some bullshit about "scum baggin" but no one is aware that this Thursday is a Double Eviction...

The time is 8:40 pm in the BB house and everyone is playing POV! For a few hours the houseguests have been hearing loud banging and hammering, something BIG is being built outside for tonight's POV comp.

Erika wants to win it to keep the nominations the same. Danielle wants to win it and get Erika to put up Will. Will and Mike want to win it because they want control and the option to save Janelle this week. Janelle wants to win it so that she can stay another week. George wants to win it so that he can save Janelle... or I assume. Erika may have threaten George that if he does win POV and uses it on Janelle that he will be the one going home.

August 27th: Part 1 Finally the POV comp has ended just before midnight, almost 2 hours long. And guess what?!?!? Guess fucking what?!?!? Come on... Fucking Guess!

Janelle won POV!!! And Will just said "At least it's Christmas tomorrow" meaning their luxury prize of having Christmas BB style is going to happen later today.

Oh please, Danielle just came up to Janelle in the green room and "seriously" hugged her. "You'll see my Diary Room" says Danielle. Now Erika comes and hugs Janelle in the hallway in front of the storage room. Whatever bitch.

George now went into the storage room and hugs Janelle and then she says "it was close". Wonder who almost got it. Anyways Danielle is now up in the HOH room begging for Erika to come up to "talk". God Danielle, hold the fuck back and just wait the fuck up! I'm a big fan of Dani this season but hold the fuck up girl!

Downstairs in the bug room Mike and Will talk to Erika about getting out Danielle. They can't waste this week by getting out George. Erika sits pondering this. Chilltown talk over each other and take turns and just spit out bullshit to get Erika to do what's best FOR THEM! Erika's a dumbass bitch is she listens to them but SOMEONE has to break up Chilltown.

These houseguests need to send someone from Chilltown home because if Chilltown is in the final 3 and one of them wins the final HOH then the other member goes into the final 2 leaving all other STUPID houseguests in the jury and at home. ALL IDIOTS if Chilltown keeps going to the final 2. Will says that with Danielle gone that HE can "battle Janelle one on one" and then leaves the bug room.

Mike and Erika start talking. She asks Mike if he "really" thinks getting rid of Danielle is a better idea than getting rid of Will. He says "NO" in a loud ass whisper. She now asks Mike if they get to the final 3 including herself and CT, is Mike going to take Will to the final 2. Mike, the idiot he is, doesn't tell her yes or NO and says that when "we" get there we will have a "conversation... down the road". She tells Mike that his loyalty is to "him" meaning Will. Will comes back in and they head back into the house.

Looks like Will is going up if I my reading people is correct.

Erika goes into the storage room to have a quick chat with Danielle. Danielle quickly asks "What's the plan"? And then she asks "You're not putting me up"? to which Erika quickly and I mean quickly answers "No". I think Erika is going to fuck over Chilltown... She'd better!

If Danielle goes up... I think we are finally FINALLY finally going to get a bitch cat cunt fight between Danielle and Erika, Erika being the one crying as Danielle screams at her. I can't wait.

Chilltown is holding a secret meeting in the gym going over the "what if" shit and "let's do this" bullshit. Will is trying to tell Mike on what to tell Erika when... Danielle walks in. They stop talking and say "it isn't good" and Danielle keeps asking "why?". Will changes the subject saying that Janelle will win. I'd call Will on changing the subject and to answer her "Why" question.

Mike leaves the gym as Will talks to Danielle as if George is the one to leave this week. Whatever! Oh God, Danielle now says "the only one she really won" was this one meaning the POV comp. Danielle isn't giving Janelle props for everything in the game. Same goes to you Bitch, you ain't won shit! Everything handed to you on a rusty platter!

Will says he life goal now is to get out Janelle. Whatever! Danielle now says if "you" go up then we got the votes to send home George. Now Danielle says that if she's in the final 2 with Janelle, she's "bringing all that up" meaning Everything that was handed to Janelle. Bitch.

What's this? Now Erika is talking with Janelle on what to do. There's talk of getting out Danielle this week and Janelle says that if she gets HOH she will go after Chilltown. Erika is still toying around the idea of screwing Danielle or sending Will to the Jury house.

Erika again asks Janelle if Danielle or Will leave this week. Janelle says Mike. Janelle says Will sucks at comps but Erika says he's throwing them. Janelle doesn't believe he is. Janelle keeps pushing for Danielle to be "scum bagged" this week. Erika brings up that Danielle voted to keep her 3 times this season and maybe she owes her.

Janelle now says Danielle almost bet Janelle this week in the POV comp by only 20 seconds!

Erika says Mike will be mad if Will is sent home this week and if Danielle goes, no one will be mad. Erika says "Oh my God, I have to put her up". Damn it! Again Chilltown fucking gets away with another week of no worries and more voting power. STUPID DUMBASS BITCHES!

Now Janelle says Danielle always goes after the HOH to get them to promise that she won't be put up when the current HOH kinda does want to put her up. Erika reveals that Danielle already did that to her downstairs. Janelle now doesn't believe Mike will win the show if he's in the final 2 but Erika believes Will could win because people "respect" him.

Erika just said it really makes her nervous to leave 2 of them together in the house this week. Janelle keeps pushing that IF she wins HOH this week, one of them will go. BULLSHIT. Well maybe not, Janelle tells Erika that she doesn't like Mike and she doesn't like how they treated her, especially Mike.

"Leaving those 2 together is dangerous" says Erika about Chilltown. But Janelle says that they have 3 weeks to get them out. Janelle is so obvious now that she wants Danielle, her competition, out and in the jury house. I still believe Erika will put up Will since he's so unafraid of going up and leaving the house. Or so he says.

The best plan Will can come up with this week is to tell Erika to put him up and have Danielle and Mike vote out George making everyone come to a truce to go after Janelle next week. We all know Will won't but it's about tricking Hoika into doing what they want.

Janelle leaves and Erika calls in Mike to the HOH room. Mike says that George will be the dumbass of this season who didn't do shit, him and Will will be the assholes, Erika is the big floater of the season and Janelle & Danielle are the front runners to win the show because both of them were "robbed" of their seasons. Interesting.

Erika calls Will a "dangerous player" to which Mike laughs at. Okay, I'm done with this. It will be back and forth forever and a day with Erika until she has to stand up and say who she's going to nominate at the VETO ceremony.

Oh wait, Erika just told Mike that she's afraid of leaving both members of Chilltown in the end because she doesn't want to be the "Diane" of this season with them saying "bros before hoes". Funny! Mike says that if Danielle wins the final HOH she will take Mike over her but who really knows who the final 3 will be. It could be anyone. This is the type of shit you don't listen to when you're HOH.

OHHHh Erika is now telling Mike that she doesn't want to be that "fool" like when Janelle was HOH and they tricked her into putting up Marcellas and sending him home. Mike keeps spewing bullshit so we'll have to see what Erika does. And he does try to scare Erika into imagining that Danielle, him, her and Janelle are in the final four... A "scary" thought according to him.

Mike's MASTER PLAN is to have Erika put up Danielle, then Chilltown will take her aside and tell her they are voting out George, then when the live voting happens, they scumbag her and then 60 seconds later she's out the door and Erika can play innoncent in all of this by telling Danielle on the way out that she didn't know.

Erika really needs to think about the 3 women in the house. All three were "robbed" of their seasons, Will already won it, Mike never came close and George is just George. She really should help get all three girls to the end but Erika wants to take Mike to the final 2, no matter what.

Oh Snap, Erika just asked Mike AGAIN if she gets to the final 2 with Will and Mike, will Mike take her to the final 2. He won't answer yes or no. She tells him it is a "yes or no question". Mike keeps from commiting to Erika as final 2 which may blow up in his face with Erika sending Will home this week.

Erika now tells Mike that she said she would take her to the final 2. Mike says she's lying but Erika doesn't think Danielle is because with Danielle in the final 2 against anyone, she will win it.Mike keeps pushing that Danielle is the one to go home.

Great. Will has come up to the HOH room and Erika says that she OWES Chilltown for staying in the game this long and she doesn't want to be the one to send Danielle out but she's going to have to. FUCKING bitch... Another week Chilltown goes untouched.

Will just slipped about something and Erika asks if they have a deal with Danielle. THEY DID but they lie to Erika telling her Danielle is saying she has a deal with everyone. Wow, ERIKA you dumb BITCH, you getting played!

Will and Mike keep telling Erika that if Will goes home this week then Erika still has 2 girls in the game... but that's the FUCKING exact same thing as having both members of Chilltown in the game.

All Erika has to think is she has more than one connection to gettnig taken to the final 2. George may take Erika. Danielle may take Erika. Mike may take Erika... But Janelle and Will will not take Erika. They will take each other. With Janelle unable to go home right now, that leaves Will. How simple is that???

Will just said that he will throw the game away if they are the final 3. Erika once again asks Mike and he finally agrees to take Erika to the final 2. Will says he will go to the jury house, "do my thing" and then vote. But what Erika doesn't know is that Will will do his "thing" on getting the Jury to vote for Mike to win the game, NOT ERICKA.

DUMB BITCH. Again I say it. DUMB BITCH.

The time is 1:10 pm in the BB house and everyone is asleep. Why are they asleep... because they had CHRISTMAS earlier!

Supposely Neil Patrick Harris was there for Will, he ate slop and AND AND Erika told Mike "Did you know he's gay, right?" Neil Patrick Harris is gay??? I had no idea or cared to know but okay.

Now Janelle and Will are lying in the same bed and held hands... people online are like "they're in love" but I'm just "keep mind fucking each other".

The time is 3 pm in the BB house and Erika has asked something of Janelle. She wants Janelle to put up Mike and George if Janelle wins HOH this week. Erika says she will vote out Mike and Will will vote out George making it a tie. Janelle will be the tie breaker... Janelle says deal and that she herself wants to be the one to get rid of Mike...

But BUT but this plan will once again backfire on Janelle. Stupid stupid Janelle, that is if she does this. Erika and Will will vote out George thus again having Chilltown that now includes Erika to screw over Janelle and sending out another person who is aligned with her and making the final four 3 against 1. Oh Stupid stupid stupid Janelle, that is if she wins and does what Erika wants.

Well it's MUTHA FUCKIN official. Erika has just told Danielle that she can't beat her in the finals and that she is going up. Erika then cried old woman tears while Danielle said that she "understands" and then later says to herself that she should have kept Marcellas.

Janelle is now in the bathroom area with Danielle as Janelle discusses why she voted out James. Danielle keeps saying "all right" and "okay" and "you don't have to apologize" bullshit. Danielle, if you want an answer, hear it all out, don't fucking interrupt someone in the middle of their reasoning.

It seems now Danielle has no chance of staying this week. Well maybe she does if she can get Will to vote out George..but I highly doubt it. Bye Dani, Thanks for playing a horrible game and trusting Chilltown.

Now Danielle has told Janelle of the news of her going up. Janelle says she's "sorry" and asks what was the reason. Danielle tells her that Erika feels she can't beat her in the end and says "it's fine".

What the fuck Danielle, go up to the HOH room and tell Erika to put up Mike. This would force Will to fight to get rid of George thus making everyone that are true ALL STARS left in the game to fight it out. What the fuck is up with Danielle quitting like this. No fight left in her?

Danielle now goes to the bug room to talk to George or maybe a bug on the wall that she finds this unbelievable that she's going out like this. She says Will, Janelle or Mike won't vote for her and that she tells BB to call her to the Diary Room. They don't.

Danielle is back in the bathroom now flooding Janelle with compliments... I can see right through her because this girl is trying to get Janelle to throw Danielle a vote to stay this week. Now Janelle asks who she should go after so Danielle pulls her into the gym to talk

Danielle starts to go off about Erika to Janelle about not to trust Erika and that she lied to her about telling her that she "safe". Danielle now regrets not aligning with Janelle sooner and that George is the only one Janelle can trust.

Danielle says now that she "lost" because of "personal feelings" and she is not going to vote this year on "personal feelings". She now says that Erika has scumbagged her but she's not going to hold it against her. What the fuck?

Danielle now says that she wished she "never ever believed in her" meaning Erika. Janelle keeps saying "sorry" over and over and hugging her but we all know Janelle wants Danielle out.

Now Danielle is telling George in the red room and he's about to break into tears!!! Danielle tells him that "you'll be fine". Ohhh Danielle on an Erika smear campaign telling him not to trust Erika. Wow. Danielle pulls in Janelle and tells them both to work with each other.

They all now scatter back into the house and George mutters to himself that he never wants to do this again. Funny man George.

Where the fuck is Erika? Oh wait, she's in the backyard with Mike laughing while Danielle plays cards with Janelle in the backyard red couches. That laugh must make Danielle's blood boil... cat fight... here we come.

The time is 5:25 pm in the BB house and Danielle is passing by Will in the living room telling him that Erika thinks that she is going after Chilltown. Danielle is still working on staying this week but according to Chilltown Danielle is no longer part of the game.

Will jokes about getting into a time machine to go back in time to stop Janelle's parents from creating her or to stop Janelle from applying for Big Brother. Oh Willie! Danielle keeps on the Erika bashing rant with Will saying her "word" doesn't mean anything.

Will just lied to Danielle when she asked why Erika has decided to put up her. He says he never had that "conversation" with her... Oh Danielle, I love to repeat this but THAT'S what you get for trusting Chilltown.

August 28th: Just before midnight we find Will and Janelle playing cards in the bug room. It seems Will is trying to get Janelle to scum bag Erika next week. Why oh why do these IDIOT houseguests allow Chilltown to fuck them all? Why is no FUCKING information being traded with a "oh my god, he told me that too" realization.

Earlier the Fuck Each Other Alliance, Will, Mike, Janelle and Erika were all in the HOH room. Janelle and Mike were playing in the bathroom while Will sat on the big chair with Erika sitting on the bed. Suddenly Janelle sits on the big chair with Will and Mike lays down on Erika's bed. I mean what the fuck is up with this picture?

Anyways more stuff happened earlier. Danielle actually cried to George about Erika's scumbag move that has yet to happen. It also looks like Erika has no more sympathy for getting Danielle out. Will has told Erika that Danielle is calling this move "scum bagging" to which Erika brushed off-

FUCK. As I was typing Danielle is having it out with Erika right now. Telling her how she believed in "you" and when Erika starts talking Danielle says "whatever" and she then tells Erika that "I had your FUCKING back". Erika keeps telling her that she can't beat Danielle.

Now Erika says that people are telling her that Danielle had deals going on behind Erika's back
but um.. EVERYONE had deals behind everyone's back. INCLUDING ERIKA. HypocritBTICH.

Danielle now threatrens that she won't have her vote if she sends her out. She keeps saying despite what people are saying "I had your back" and now calls it "ultimate betrayal". Ohhh Danielle just called Erika her "Jason" this season when we all know James was her "Jason" of this season.

Now Danielle starts asking Erika for examples of what she did to her behind her back. Erika of course won't tell her. Danielle keeps telling Erika that she's "stupid" and that she'll be here "by herself" to which Erika keeps saying "nothing has happened yet".

Danielle now throws what Erika said to her when Erika won HOH, she told Danielle "you are safe". Erika now says "why are these people telling me all this stuff you said and did" but Erika, YOU'RE GUILTY OF THE SAME FUCKING THING! Sorry back to the arguement with loads of drunken Dani cussing!

"It hurts" says Danielle about being scum bagged. Her voice cracking. WOW camera has pulled back and George is sitting near the hot tub listening to EVERYTHING. Wow. Erika keeps up her same OLD argument that she can't beat Danielle in the finals. [Um.. Erika can't beat anyone in the house. Get over yourself Cunt.]

Ohh Danielle is finally shedding tears as she pushes words out. "Damn, I believed in her" are the words Dani told the Diary Room. Erika lowers her head while Danielle talks a mile a minute. Finally Danielle is back to asking why Erika "questioned" Danielle's "heart".

Erika doesn't answer but her tears when she told Danielle that she might go up was answer enough than actually being on the block. Erika lowers her head again and Danielle demands that she look at her. "Oh my god" says Erika.

Danielle cries again saying that Erika should had let her go week one because she would have never done this to Erika. Danielle says she's getting on the block because of "you" and leaving Thursday because of "you".

Danielle has been smoking up a storm when she usually smokes behind the outside couch, away from the cameras. Erika asks Danielle is she here to "win" and Danielle says "not at this point, no". Danielle keeps saying that she swore on her kids that she wouldn't do Erika wrong and had her back.

Erika asks Danielle to stop saying "whatever" when she says "I haven't done anything yet". Erika now says that Danielle has been doing other stuff in the house... but so has Erika so that excuse means nothing to nobody. What hurts most to Danielle is that if Janelle or Chilltown got her out this week then so be it but it is Erika who's doing it and "it hurts".

Oh yeah, Danielle doesn't deny doing stuff behind Erika's back because she's doing what she had to do to make sure that her and Erika make it to the final 2. But Erika, thanks to Chilltown, believes everything was done not to her benefit. Danielle now says that both of them told each other, "you'll be my Jason and you'll be my Jack". [Thanks TRD for the video]

Erika finally gets up and says she'll be back. George tells Danielle "good night".

Guess where Erika goes. To the bug room to tell Will who immediately says "she has to go". FUCK Erika, put up WILL! Will now asks "so you're not going to put her up?" and she wants to talk to Will. Erika- wait DUMBASS Erika is telling Will "I don't know what to do".

She wants Will to talk to her and not Mike. Will says Danielle is "full of shit" and Erika asks "is she?" GOD DAMN IT. Now she's talking with Will in the HOH room saying she can't do this to Danielle and wants to send out George. Will is against this and keeps feeding Erika bullshit about Danielle.

Will keeps saying "it's the best thing for you right now, in this game and in your life". Oh god. Why is Erika listening to Will and trusting him??? Everything he says Danielle is guilty of, HE is guilty of as well. Why isn't Erika calling him out on anything? FUCKIN BITCH.

Will just said "If you don't put her up you're not being loyal to your alliance, and worst to your instincts and yourself". Oh come the fuck on! Erika, are you really buying this shit? God, if Danielle goes home this week then I'm all for Chilltown fucking over Erika. Tick tock tick tock tick tock... how many seconds left until this cunt gets fucked?

Will has gone on for over 20 minutes of bullshit. And Erika is agreeing, never questioning him about anything or his intentions as to why Danielle is guilty of everything. Erika should have thrown it in Will's face that you keep saying each week that you want to leave, so leave this week.

WOW. Danielle is now upstairs ringing the HOH doorbell, over and over and over. Will is signaling for Erika to not answer the door. Wow... what a bitchy move Erika. Low down dirty Bitch cunty move. Will just said "she's crazy" and did the finger to the temple thing.

Will has just pulled Erika into the HOH bathroom so that she won't hear the doorbell as much. Both are laughing while Danielle knocks on the door and continues to ring the doorbell. Will keeps making Erika the cunt laugh by saying "let her do it all night".

Danielle is now trying to open the door calling out for Erika. God I hope Danielle sits there and waits for Will to come out. Great, now Erika just said what Will was saying because she has nothing original to say. Erika just said that Danielle is "crazy".

George is up now asking what's going on. Danielle won't give up. Janelle and Mike are now awake talking in the dark. Janelle tries to send Mike to find out what's going on. Back upstairs Will keeps telling Erika not to go to the door... but why Does Erika keep listening to Will?

Erika is still stuck in the house for four days until eviction, she can't keep the HOH door locked forever. Danielle now says "it is what it is" and leaves the house but goes outside to be on her own.

Janelle finally comes outside and starts talking to Danielle to find out what's happening. Danielle starts spilling. Janelle is shocked that Danielle won't give Erika her vote now.

Man oh man this week is going to be FUCKING good! If Erika puts up Danielle expect the cat figths to get bloody and viscious!

Will is still in the HOH room talking with Erika. More like mind fucking her. He keeps telling her that Danielle goes up to people after they win HOH and ask if she's safe. But this time, this week ERIKA FUCKING told Danielle right after the HOH comp that "you are safe". Not the other way around. Well Danielle did end up asking for reassurance but Erika said it first. I mean Why can't people argue properly in this house?

Back downstairs Danielle is telling both Janelle and George that if Chilltown makes it the final 3, they are taking each other, and no one else. She now asks outloud "Why keep Chilltown and not me?" Will upstairs is telling Erika that Danielle is "emotionally blackmailing" her.

Danielle just told George outside that the last few seasons of Big Brother people only lost by one vote. ONE VOTE. Erika better think about that according to Danielle.

Great, Will is now sleeping with Erika in the HOH room to keep up his mind fuck of Erika. Make a note guys, Erika is easy as fuck. She's stupid, easy to manipulate, easy to take advantage of. Again, Why not break up Chilltown?

Erika just said she's not going to change her mind about Danielle. She just "doesn't want to deal with her". So Will has yet again mind fucked Erika to keep the decision to get rid of Danielle. But Danielle also kinda did this to herself. There was a better way to approach Erika but Danielle kinda fucked herself up. So I blame everyone except George cause he's just there.

Danielle just said "fuck you" towards Erika's reasoning when venting to Janelle outside. I can't wait for a FUCK YOU to Erika's face. Danielle now tells Janelle that you have George. Chilltown has each other. Erika will be alone. She now says Danielle "set her up" on the HOH spider comp to do the "dirty work".

"I'm not here to give the money to people who hid behind people" says Danielle. You guys and gals reading this... this is only day fucking 1. We still got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday's live show for Erika to get Danielle's wrath! Yeah for us!

Danielle just called Chilltown the "Rob & Amber of Big Brother All Stars". She says Will has done a great job at manipulating people and Mike has won HOH, they've done their "job" at this game and deserve to win the game. So why didn't you fucking tell all this to Erika earlier??? DUMBASS.

Right when I just typed DUMBASS, Danielle called Erika a "dumbass". Funny! Danielle now says that she will give Erika a hug, say she loves her but tells her she won't vote to her. Live on thursday's eviction. WOW.

Danielle finally gets up to go to bed. I guess everyone is calling it a night.

The time is 1 pm in the BB house and Erika is talking with George in the kitchen. Danielle is outside by herself mumbling to herself. George is supporting Erika's decision TO PUT DANIELLE ON THE BLOCK!

Wow. The Cunt actually fucked her friend over in the game. I mean they are all fucking each other but damn...

Earlier, before the VETO ceremony, Will kept on talking to Erika getting her to keep her mind set on putting up Danielle. He keeps throwing "emotionally blackmailed" in her face. What an asshole. He's "mind fucking" her and she thinks he's her friend. Stupid bitch.

It seems later in the morning Will is getting Mike to not vote for Danielle because Janelle may give Dani a sympathy vote and if Mike gives one also then Danielle stays. Will wants her gone. Will wants all the strong players out and to keep all the weak players.

Danielle has also told Janelle to take Erika to the final 2 because she can can against her. Will has already started lying to Danielle that he's voting to keep her. And I ask again, WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PUT TRUST IN CHILLTOWN? Kaysar????

Danielle also confronted Erika after the VETO ceremony this morning but it was the same ol' song and dance from last night.

Right now George and Erika are talking about "cold" crap. BORRING. Imagine these 2 as the final 2. In Danielle's words "Unbelievable".

Why or why didn't Danielle ever argue that Will has already won a game. Send him to the jury house. Give everyone else a chance. Why are people so stupid in the house?

The time is 6 pm in the BB house and everyone is in the kitchen cooking up a storm...except Erika. She is on the HOH balcony, lying on her stomach, her ugly head looking down through the balcony edge. Why? Fuck if I know.

But earlier in the day Danielle has gone to Will and asked him if he's "scum bagging" her this week. He said no. He is telling Danielle that she's safe and she somewhat believes it but is expecting to get fucked by Chilltown.

And get this... CHILLTOWN WANTS ERIKA OUT next week, more so Will wants Erika out. They were in the storage room and said they want these people out in this order. Danielle this week. Erika next. Janelle next. George last leaving Chilltown in the final 2. Oh God, if this happens, what a waste of an All Star season. What a fuckin' Waste.

The time is 9:25 pm in the BB house and Danielle is talking with Erika on the HOH bed. I believe Danielle has finally come to terms with the great possibility that she is leaving Thursday. She still doesn't believe that she would win this game against Erika but even Danielle knows she will win so "it is what it is".

Danielle now jokes "at least I can hang out with the boys" meaning James, Marcellas and Howie in the Jury House. Minutes later she asks Erika if she lined up with Danielle, and Erika mutters a yes. "Smart move" says Danielle.

Erika still hopes Danielle can see this "move" as a good one but of course Danielle will never see this as a good move because it involves her going out. Danielle keeps telling Erika to take Janelle to the end and that Danielle may give Erika a vote in the end, that is if she makes it, based on her answer to her Jury Member question.

I haven't seen a more fake conversation since Will last uttered a word in the house. Erika keeps saying the same ol' spiel that no one can beat Danielle in the end. They wonder what the "internet" is saying, WHAT WE'RE FUCKING SAYING IS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SENT WILL OUT THIS WEEK BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY WON THE FUCKING GAME. dumb HOH bitch. Stupid.

August 29th: Nothing much is happening in the BB house after midnight. Everyone is playing cards on the kitchen table. But if you want to know about Danielle going Awf on Erika, check this post's archives for August 28th's post!

What's this? Just after the poker game Danielle told Mike that Erika is in a secret alliance with Janelle! Ohhh... playing dirty girl, 'bout time!

Mike takes this information to Will who then says Erika couldn't keep her mouth shut. More like a test because Will tells Mike that he told Janelle to go to Erika and make a secret alliance. This shows or proves to Will & Mike that Erika can not be trust and is the DEFINITE target for next week.

For everyone who hates to see Danielle go out of the game like this... Erika is getting hers very very soon by Chilltown. And no one as yet to figure out that this week is a double eviction week with Thursday everything happening in one hour. Or so I assume.

The time is 2:30 pm in the BB house and we find Mike sleeping outside, Erika sleeping in the HO room, that's right I purposely did not put the "H" in and Danielle & George are in the kitchen chit chatting about nothing. Oh wait, hold the presses, Mike just got up and is heading inside the fucking house.

Earlier Danielle cried again. She also just said "I'm loosing my mind. The most stressful situation I've ever been in in my entire life". Other than that, nothing exciting has happened.

Oh wait, Later, much later BB gave the houseguests their 5 star dinner. Erika and Janelle got ready in the HOH bathroom, then later they all went outside to some crappy table and had their 5 star dinner.

August 30th: Just after midnight Janelle and Will were at the 5 star dinner table with the rest of the houseguests whispering crap and bullshit in each other's ears. Suddenly they go up to the HOH room and get under the covers... and GUESS WHAT.

The fucking camera switch to the hot tub outside and away from the HOH room where SUPPOSELY Janelle and Will are doing some sex stuff... I said Suppposely. This is where the live show will show them going up to the HOH room and then supposely there's no footage for us to see and everyone will keep asking for yearys to come "what happened in that HOH room".

Reality TV bullshit done a million times over. [Thanks again to TRD for the video]

Also Danielle has SUPPOSELY forgiven Erika but keeps muttering to herself out she's leaving Thursday and her game is over because of 23 seconds aka the VETO comp. Remember how Danielle was talking about ending Will's game, now she's got a whole new plan. She's telling Erika that she won't win against Will and to get him out now. Don't take him to the final 2 if Erika makes it. If Danielle is going out, she's going out fightin'.

Oh gross, Erika and Mike have gone up to the bathroom to kiss and get ready for bed. They eventually make it to a twin size bed and do "stuff" under the sheets. Straight sex, yuck!

What's this, they get fed up and want their HOH room, or Erika does. They go upstairs to get back their room and then all four: Janelle, Will, Mike and Erika get in the bed... funny moment ruined by Erika demanding they get out. They do.

The time is 4:40 pm and George's highly annoying laugh is heard loud and clear. What's that I hear under the laugh, "cancel the feeds", no it's just George laughing louder than anyone can handle.

I'm sorry if I'm a bitter queen but this final 6 sucks. Only one member of Chilltown should still be in the house. Erika should've been gone. George should've been gone. Nakomis should have still been in the game. Alison should still be in the game. Hardy should have been in a romantic relationship with Kaysar in the house. Fuck this show. But back to reporting because as much as I hate it right now, I FUCKING love it.

Right now Danielle is talking with George outside about the game. Upstairs Will is working yet again over on Erika telling her selective pieces of information but never the whole picture. How does Erika not catch onto Will's bullshit by him always, always telling Erika what she wants to hear.

I know exactly what Will is doing, or I'm assuming. He's telling Erika all this mind blowing yet selective information so that when Erika goes to the Jury House she will still be blown away by Will's gameplay and give him the money no matter who's he against in the final 2. Will is so arrogant that he will make it the final two, it's so transparent. And whenever Erika brings up a point during their HOH conversation, Will always agrees with her and tells her she's right. That's right Will, keep mind fucking Erika. She deserves it HARD.

Surprise surprise surprise, Erika still wants Janelle out when weeks back she was bitchin' about Janelle wanting to be the last woman standing. Cunt.

Earlier Danielle has already packed her suitcase. And Mike was also whining like a cunt about how he didn't get everything he wanted when he was HOH.

The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and guess who has control over the HOH room... Will & Mike. They are talking about the game. There's talk of mind fucking George next week if he wins HOH and there's definite talk of getting Erika out next and then Janelle. They- or more Will wants George in the final 3 with him and Mike.

Will just revealed that if Janelle wins HOH tomorrow she will put up Erika & George. What the fuck? Another week of no Chilltown on the block? They should have been making them sweat all summer long and keeping one on the block and one off the block so that the other is forced to work the house to keep the other in and if one member of Chilltown ends up leaving, so be it, the power of 2 is gone. No one ever did this.... No one.

Mike just revealed to Will that Erika thinks what she and Mike has in terms of a "shomance" is "for real". Now they are talking about putting up both girls if either wins HOH tomorrow so that if they win POV then one of the girls is leaving no matter what.

It's good they are thinking about what to do because tomorrow's live show is a double MUTHA FUCKING HOLY SHIT CAN'T BELIEVE IT eviction. Here's hoping Erika leaves just after Danielle does... Sweet justice to see them both on the outside doing interviews together and Danielle telling Erika, "I told you so".

Oh and get this, Erika the skank is claiming to have had a fling with Matthew McConaughey... back when she was 26 years old.

August 31st: The time is 2 pm in the BB house and we have flames a blazin' over the live feeds. So let's catch up on what's been happening before the feeds when all "queen" on us.

It seems Erika couldn't sleep all night. I mean she tried to put her skeleton corpse to rest but couldn't. She messed with cards in the HOH room. She smoked in the backyard. She sprayed her skeleton corpse body down with a hose. She just couldn't sleep.

Early in the morning everyone has started to get up. A quick glimpse at the HOH comp is shown and it seems there is color involved. I'm thinking everyone's HOH color room is going to play in effect this season. That means Janelle won... well not yet... but she could!

I'll be out most of the day so I will start updating more later tonight...

The time is 10:20 pm in the BB house and a whole load of shit has happened. Danielle was voted out in a 3-0 votes and left holding back emotions. She also told everyone that she will vote for the best player which of course translates into "Erika, you ain't getting my vote 'cause you ain't the best player". Safe answer for Danielle.

And in Danielle's goodbye message from Erika this too skinny skank is still trying to get Danielle to vote for her in the end with tears and more "sorry" bullshit. Whatever.

Now comes the "Fast Forward" from Julie Chen. HOH comp starts and Janelle wins HOH! Yeah! Then before her live nominations she is conned by Will to put up George and Erika. Then the POV comp starts and Will almost wins it but Erika ends up winning. She pulls herself off on the live POV ceremony and Janelle puts up Mike. Now Erika and Will both vote out George.

Stay with me, this all happens so quick it is almost unforgettable. Now the final four Big Brother All Stars are Janelle, Will, Mike and Mutha fucking Erika.

Later the HOH comp is held and Mike wins. The feeds blocked out the comp so no one really knows what happened during the HOH comp.

Finally I get home from my night out. I turn on the feeds to find Will, Janelle and Mike playing cards in the kitchen table. But wait, Janelle is called to the Diary Room and Erika returns from the Diary Room and takes a seat. With Janelle out of the room Erika gets down to talking game with her boys.

Will does most of the talking. He tells Erika that is she wins POV to pull herself off and send Janelle home. If he wins he will keep the nominations the same and vote out Janelle... supposely. And if Mike wins POV then he will keep the nominations the same and Will will still vote out Janelle.

Wait, it gets better. Now Erika has figured out that she's going on the block. She asks Mike in front of Will if she's being put up. He says in a fucked up kinda of way that she is but really says "I'm thinking about it" followed by a laugh. But then Will starts with the "it doesn't matter" talk and Erika runs with it. She asks Mike again.

He says something about Will wanting to go the whole show without being on the block but he has so this means Mike is just pulling excuses out of his ass meaning no matter what, Erika is going up on the block.

After a few minutes pass by she keeps asking to not be put up on the block. Erika says that if Janelle has the power to vote out either her or Will, that Erika will go home. Will keeps saying that Janelle wants to vote out him but Erika doesn't believe him.

Mike also says that he "respects" Janelle in the game but won't be friends with her outside of the game. Who cares if these 2 are friends.

Finally Erika begs in a pathetic girly voice that she doesn't want to be put on the block. Mike says "I'll let you guys be suprised" and that "it doesn't matter". Erika refers to her being put on the block is a "ho-mance" move and that if it really doesn't matter then put up Will. She goes back into the pathetic girly voice begging not to be put up on the block if "it doesn't matter" but then why would you care if you're on the block if "it doesn't matter". Bitch

Suddenly Janelle comes back in the middle of the "block" conversation and Will brings Janelle into the conversation. The look on Erika's face is priceless. Janelle is cool with being on the block with Will. But we ALL KNOW that Mike is NOT putting up Will.

The time is 11 pm in the BB house and Mike gets his HOH key to the HOH room. It's shades of blue... my favorite. And he got Spagetti-0's in his HOH basket.

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August 24, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Seven

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Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

August 18th: POV has ended and James MUTHA FUCKING WON! George, the first HOH of this week's double eviction, nominated James and Erika up for eviction. Now with James winning POV George wants to put up Danielle because in his mind she lied and "set him up". Not sure how.

James went up to the HOH room to talk some sense into George. James said that George doesn't know but him, Will and Mike conned Janelle last week to put up Marcellas instead of George because had George gone up James told him that George's own floater alliance would have voted him out.

Now James leaves and in comes Erika into the HOH room. Now Erika tries to explain to George what really is happening in the game. George is in over his head, at one point he just can't look at Erika because she's telling him everything that's the gospel truth. Now George gets up and says "I was lied to and set up", Georgie's new pity party for one song. Hey Chicken Shit George, everyone in the fucking house has been lied to and set up. Get over it!

So now Erika is trying to save Danielle by telling George that no one really lied or set you up. She says the only fault of the others George is angry at is that they should have let him in on the whole plan. George still feels alone in the game because he thinks his own alliance was against him along with the rest of the house. So... Chicken Shit George, you go after your only potential alliance instead of the other BIGGER THREATS that don't want you to win... I mean come the fuck on. Get rid of stronger targets and go head to head with people on the same playing level as you! FUCK GEORGE!

Erika has now talked George into other possiblities other than nominating Danielle. Janelle's name has come up and George says he won't go after Howie. George doesn't want Erika to leave and that he "owes it to her". Erika has almost convinced him that if he puts up Janelle that the entire house minus Howie will vote out Janelle. Little does Erika know that she may leave since Chilltown wants Janelle and Danielle to keep going after each other week after week.

Erika's talk has WORKED! George feels the need to save Erika and the only way to do that is to put her up against Janelle. I can see the house flipping on George and fucking with him. Har Dee FUCK YOU Har George!

Now Erika has left and in comes Mike. George says up front that he likes Mike and Will and that he plans on going after a "big target". Mike says that Janelle just told him in the gym that she's ready for the next HOH come if it is about the house.

Mike just left the HOH room and is headed downstairs to get Will so that Will can speak with Chicken Shit George... but then Will pulls Mike into the gym for a meeting. Now Will thinks he's figured out that someone is coming back from the Jury house. I think they are now talking about Janelle getting "smashed" out of the game. They try to figure out how Howie is going to react next week if Janelle is gone.

Now Danielle is up in the HOH and George tells her that she's safe and not going up. Now they discuss the game and why Danielle is playing the way she's playing and how it has effected George's game play. Danielle now sheds a few tears because George WAS the one trying to get her out.

Erika is now in the gym talking with Will and Mike. Will is telling Erika that he will tell Janelle that she is "safe" and that Erika is going home but that Erika is really safe... but who really knows because this is Chilltown after all.

The time is 3:20 pm in the BB house and again the shit has just missed the fan. James, who had won POV last night, took himself off today in the POV ceremony and George put up the only BEST MUTHA FUCKING PERSON IN THE HOUSE... Howie!

The choirs in heaven rejoice. And the praise to God is heard. And the doves fly across the sky shedding tears of JOY, LOVE, FREEDOM & HAPPINESS!

Will and Mike now wants the house to vote out Howie and they want to bring Janelle to Chilltown's side. They also agree that using the "coup" power this week would not be a good idea.

Fuck, it looks as if the feeds will be down until after HOH comp later tonight. But before the feeds have gone away we find out that James doesn't want to vote out Howie because of his potential jury vote. Danielle doesn't want to vote out Erika and Will and Mike are divided on who to vote out. So far 2 for Howie to be evicted and 2 for Erika to be evicted. That leaves Janelle as the deciding vote. Of course Janelle will vote out Erika because she's a woman with big tits and Janelle seems to be afraid of that.

Will doesn't want to be the vote that gets Howie out because he thinks he will lose Janelle as an ally. Fuck... if Howie survives this week then FUCK. Damn you Howie and your staying power... outside of the bedroom! HA!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Janelle has finished crying in the red room as Will tries to talk her into getting back into the game. HOWIE IS FUCKING GONE! And from what I'm hearing and reading, Howie left like no other houseguest in BB history has. He went out HURRICANE HOWIE style!

He supposely took off Mike's hat, yelled at George, went off about everything and screamed his way out the door! Supposely even Danielle and Erika and others cheered as Howie left the house. Then at the HOH comp it was down to Will, Mike and Janelle in the final round... and Mike fucking won!

Mike is the new HOH. Later inside Will has told Janelle that Danielle and Erika think they are safe but they are not. I have no idea who's Mike going after this week but I can assure you it isn't Will. But wouldn't that be a mind fuck if he nominated Will!

August 19th: Just before midnight we find Janelle in the bathroom area downstairs still holding back tears. She's extremely depressed and is told by Will "we'll figure it out" as he jumps into the shower. James was sitting with Janelle and has gotten up leaving her to wipe some tears with her tissue.

She ends up getting up leaving the bathroom and Will is asking where she's going. She says "bed" and he tells her to go up to the HOH but she heads to the green room. Will quickly finished up his shower and tries to follow Janelle who has just walked into the green room and found Danielle and Erika talking about Marcellas... and that alone starts Janelle crying again. I almost shed a tear because when someone laughs, I laugh, when someone's angry, I sometimes get angry, and when someone cries, I shed a tear for them.

Danielle and Erika get up to comfort Janelle as Will comes in requesting they all go up to the HOH room for a good cry. Wow, all those Janelle haters must be PMSing because Janelle still looks beautiful after a [checking watch] 6 hour cry! Will is now with Janelle in the bug room getting her to smile and trying to get her to open up to him.

"Get me out of here. I'm warning you." she mutters to him. "I want to leave. I want to make a volunteery exit". She says she can't stand it. She asks Will "why are you an asshole?" Janelle wants Will to promise to vote her out. She says she already has James and George's vote. Will says no and says "we'll build you stronger, better, faster".

She keeps begging for Will to vote her out of the house. Oh my God Janelle, get a fucking grip! NO ONE FUCKING DIED! Win the game for everyone who left the house. Win the game for your dog that you just mentioned! Win the MUTHA FUCKING GAME for your mother!

Janelle even brought up the word "suicidal" and Will told her not to joke about that. Will has finally gotten Janelle to start talking but about "stupid" things as Janelle put it. County Fair stuff. Janelle is smiling again quickly followed by sniffles.

The time is 1:40 am in the BB house and Janelle is still talking about QUITTING and wanting the house to vote her out so she can go to the jury house. Will says "fine" at one point and gets up to leave the bug room but then grabs a deck of cards and comes back. He says he wants to tell Janelle what's going on inside her head. She says fine.

He starts a story about a wheel in her head and there's a baby squirrel and then she interrupts him by saying "You can bribe me with money but with your stupid stories, your FUCKING charm, just stop! If you want to talk money, talk money." Now she suggests for him to continue his squirrel story. Now he says at the beginning your wheel was turning and she interrupts him "you know why, because I trusted you"... and then we get FLAMES on the feeds.

We return and Will is saying "you win" meaning she can leave on Thursday by vote out. They stare at each for a few moments. Now he asks if she wants to play cards. She keeps calling him a "jerk" and he says he hopes she doesn't mean that. He says he wants to make her happy. She says "you want to cheer me up? Open the negotation." He says tomorrow and that he can't do anything because Mike is asleep. She says "fine then, let me know, good luck with James".

I mean now JANELLE is jut being a SPOILed little bitch who didn't get her way and is pouting so dramatically that even Kaysar's pouting matches are put to shame. Now she says she made 30,000 dollars so far being the house and talks about going to the jury house again... and then we get FLAMES again.

Now Janelle has finally come out of the bedrooms and is moving into the kitchen. She gets a beer and that Will is "weird". She now takes a seat on the yellow dining room chairs while Will stares at her from the stool, they share a laugh. She keeps saying "get me the fuck out of here, please".

"Okay, how about this. All I want is the fucking golden egg with the 10,000 dollars and then we'll call it even and then I'll help you. That way I'll have some money." This is Janelle's offer to Will. After some chat she says that she wants some kind of "down payment" to help Chilltown get to the end. He now says that he's really sorry about Howie. Her voice cracks and ask why couldn't he have put up her and James.

Now Will says that she isn't going home this week and she gets up playfully asking why isn't he voting her out. They head to the bathroom. She now wants Erika out instead of the golden 10,000 egg and Will wants James out. He also asks why she didn't vote him out when he was up. She said that she wanted Will to remain in the game for "good intentions" and she says Will wants her in the house for "bad intentions".

Janelle just called Howie "the dumbest player ever". Okay... now that was mean. I mean it is funny when I say it but it's down right fucking mean when Janie says it.

Danielle & James now joins the bathroom fun but Will and Janelle head outside to the red couch. Janelle is laughing more as Will says "now you're back on the pony". Ohh what's this. Janelle is now saying Erika will win almost as if she needs to go this week. Again with the "send me home" shit.

FINE send her the FUCK home. GOD, Janelle is not an All Star. Will finally says for her to enjoy her smoke, drink her beer and let's call it a night. Danielle now comes out and Janelle is now asking for her to vote her out. Danielle now says for her to "play the game" and what would her mom think or want. Danielle keeps telling Janelle to "bring it" and not to "lay down".

I mean why CAN'T Janelle just FUCKING ACCEPT that people from her alliance/season had to go at some point! Kaysar left because he had to go. Howie left because James and Janelle had done things in the game that benefited them to stay longer. No one wants Season 6 to push their way to the end.

Danielle now gets a bit upset when Will talks about giving Chicken George a vote if he makes it the final 2. She asks what Will thinks George's strategy is. He says "hope for the best" strategy. Will is now working on getting George to be a target before him. MAN this guy never FUCKING stops play. I LOVE THIS!

Danielle has left after some time leaving Janelle and Will in the backyard. Will once again asks for her "plan" and she says "Will, fuck off". Now she says she didn't mean it because Will looks sad. He now says he's been trying to cheer her up all night and she keeps pushing him away.

Now Janelle is saying she's upset that Danielle and Erika were happy that Mike won and were celebrating... BUT Howie went nuts every week Season 6 won HOH and that's suppose to be okay for the rest of the house, but it's not right when others celebate that you didn't win. BITCH! I give up, girl can DOR and let the others play.

Whooooaaaa. Will just revealed that KAYSAR contacted him before the show to create an ALLIANCE! That's why he fucking didn't go after Chilltown! THAT'S WHY! MUTHA FUCKER! "I had no deal" BULLSHIT! Wow.

Just before I end this long Janelle bitch fest, we find out Janelle wants to not be nominated now. She wants Erika up or Danielle up with James, not her.

Man I can't believe Will has spent nearly 12 hours trying to get Janelle to stay in the house and fight. I would have been "fine bitch, pack your bags, grab what you need, FUCKING DOR already!" Then I'd open the door for her and tell her to get the fuck moving. You want to quit, then fucking quit. Get the fuck out.

The time is 11 am in the BB house and Janelle and George are talking in the red room. She is still upset that she herself was tricked into putting up Marcellas her HOH week and is still hurt by Howie's exit. She also asked George to play POV with her. She also told James earlier that she is going to throw it... but we all know when she's about to play she's going to "bring it".

Now Janelle and George talk about how if Marcellas hadn't gone up that George would have and he would have been voted out. Janelle says that when she was HOH that she really wasn't because of Will. George asks who is running the house now? Janelle says Will and that she's not going to listen to anyone else anymore.

In another part of the house, outside, Erika and Mike talk about the final four. Erika wants Janelle, James and Will out next. She also wants Danielle in the final four with her, Mike and George. I wonder how Mike now thinks with Erika wanting to take out Mike's "boy".

Back to Janelle and George in the red room, they actually come to an agreement to stick together. I doubt this alliance will stick like shit on a chicken's foot but who knows with this game. Now they have a sweet moment where George tells Janie to play with "all your heart" in the POV game. He also says that this is his first alliance in 8 weeks and that if he gets POV by some odd chance that he'll take off Janelle with it.

He also said that if he gets to the jury house before her that he will talk with Marcellas about everything that has happened.

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and it seems like everyone and I mean EVERYONE is sleeping right now. There's a POV comp later tonight and it seems Janelle and James are on the block. If Danielle wins, she'll take off James. If George wins POV, he'll take off Janelle. Hey, if George can win HOH then anyone can win POV!

Janelle has also been seen wearing her prom queen crown from Thursday's HOH comp and has been looking for competition gloves for tonight's POV. It looks like she's FINALLY back to fighting for her place to stay. Good girl Janie!

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and Janelle FUCKING WON POV! She's coming off the block this week and George or James are the targets to go home this week. Now... shit could still happen meaning Janelle could still be depressed and just say fuck it, "I choose not to use the POV on myself". We have yet to her from her own beautiful lips that she's staying to fight.

Later Danielle and Erika are attempting to whisper game in the living room. Erika says that they have to get out James now. Danielle agrees but then pulls Erika into the red room to discuss James. Danielle says "we have James by the balls" and to make him commit to something. So obviously Danielle is trying to save James as usual.

Their MASTER PLAN this week is to make the votes 2 vs 2 this week to make Mike the "bad person" this week by finally making a decision to get rid of someone. But Danielle is hoping that whoever is up against James will be evicted because she's hoping the Legion of Doom remains intact after this week.

James is still in the Diary Room and apparently he was so upset that the houseguests could hear him screaming in the DR. FUNNY! Supposely James and Janelle wrestled for some "howie doll" in a very rough POV comp.

Ohhh Danielle just called out the Janelle and George secret alliance to Erika! Good girl Danielle!

August 20th: It's just before midnight in the BB house lots of stuff has happened! Janelle won the POV and James is pissed off. Danielle and Erika are in the red room talking. Danielle has already talked Erika into letting the houseguests vote in a tie so that Mike makes the final vote. Danielle thinks Mike is going to stay true to the Legion of Doom alliance and vote out whoever takes Janelle's place on the nomination block. Erika still has no idea about the Legion of Doom alliance that consists of James, Will, Mike and Danielle.

Right now in the bathroom area Will is telling a new up tempo Janelle that James is the one to leave this week and that George will be the replacement nominee once Janelle uses POV on herself. It seems Will wants James out this week and Danielle out next week. It seems the Legion of Doom alliance doesn't exist anymore according to Will. Janelle is also wearing a shirt that says "envy" on it. How Funny and Quaint!

Now if Chilltown fucks over Janelle this week again because she's going to tell George he's safe and then suddenly George is gone... expect a pissed off Janie hopefully winning HOH and putting Chilltown on the block for the weeks of hell they've put America's Darling through.

James is out of the DR and is pissed THE FUCK OFF as he vents now to Danielle. He says he wants to talk to the "doctor" in the Diary Room, I guess the person who calms the houseguests the fuck down from drowning themselves in the kiddie pool in the backyard.

James is now pissed because SUPPOSELY Janelle "cheated" and that Big Brother "gave her the game". He now says "this fucking whore gets whatever she wants". James is about to break down and shed a few MAN TEARS! Come on big boy, give it us! James said something about "attorney" and that he talked to Alison, one of the show's people behind the scenes- and no not the Alison who was eliminated the first week!

The main problem with James is that Janelle broke the POV comp rules and took a "doll" out of his hands and won the POV comp. Now BB is telling James that they didn't have the "right angle" to capture the incident and says Janelle keeps the POV because this falls under the "incidental contact" rule.

James now says he doesn't know why he played so hard when "they" are just going to give it to "America's prom queen". Now he says "I don't want to participate in a game that is rigged or shows favorites". Wow, cry baby James is back. He says "I'm safe this week, I know, but that's not the point". But little does he know that Will wants him the fuck out!

James requested to see the "bad angle" tape and will FOREVER be assured that the show was rigged for Janelle to win. Nothing will ever make him feel good about the show that is Big Brother unless BB takes the POV from Janelle and does a whole new POV comp. But we all know that isn't going to happen.

Now Danielle has left the room and George is the room hearing James' rant about the bullshit that is BB. Janelle is now called to the diary room and James makes a comment about her making a "story" around "it" meaning the situation that has James pissed off. Suddenly James gets up and leaves George and heads for the kitchen. Where the fuck is Janelle? I want an agrument!!!!

Now James in the gym room and is ranting to Danielle and Erika about the whole situation. Now he's on the "gimmie that" rant. Okay from what I've heard from James is that Janelle and James were rushing to get the final "doll" to win the POV.

Apparently James grabbed the Howie doll by mistake and Janelle grabbed the same howie doll as well. She squeezed the howie doll so "hard" according to James that the "H" on the doll broke. Then James reaches for the Marcellas doll and Janelle reaches for it and grabs it out of his hand at the same time saying "gimmie that".

Now Erika, Danielle and James go up into the HOH room to talk to Will and Mike to find out what they saw. Will of course doesn't really stand by James' story and then DUMBASS Erika says "we need to have a house meeting... with Alison [show producer]" And thanks to that BITCH we get flames all over the feeds.

As we return to "As The James' World Turns" we find him talking about how Janelle slapped Beau last year and wasn't evicted but was warned that anymore physical contact from this point on, you will be evicted. BUT James wasn't there and "didn't see it happen" according to him. Everyone is now jumping on the bandwagon of James' that Janelle gets everything she wants.

Now Mike is talking about how Janelle wanted Mike's HOH red vines candy and how she's a "bitch" but many of us saw Janelle go up to the HOH room to get "snickers" and once she got into the HOH room she jumped up and down with Mike and they both celebrated her victory... So either Mike hates Janelle or is just talking smack about her to get James off his back.

Janelle is now out of the diary room and everyone else is in the HOH except George. Danielle is now called into the Diary room and James wants to remain in the HOH room because I guess Janelle is everywhere else in the house. If James keeps this up we are going to have an emotional fight between James and Janelle.

All four cameras are on Janelle and George. Janelle is no longer wearing her POV necklace but it doesn't look like it was revoked. She keeps saying to George that the "whole house is after me". It is almost like she is the "James" from last season. Erika is in the kitchen and doesn't seem to have the fucking nerve to ask Janelle anything about her POV necklace.

Danielle comes out of the Diary Room and Erika makes a comment "that was quick". George is now called to the diary room and Danielle is on her way back up to the HOH room using a very see through excuse of wanting to listen to the HOH CD. Such bullshit, anyone can see through that. She finds a locked HOH door, I'm assuming James wants to keep Janelle out.

Erika now makes a comment to Janelle about James and Janie being on the ground trying to get the "doll" in question and Janelle says the situation is "stupid". Danielle joins them in the kitchen and then Janelle gets up to leave heading towards the bedrooms.

Soon after Erika follows her and tells Janelle to sleep with the "girls" in the green room. Janelle says James doesn't want to sleep with her in the bug room. Erika goes back to the kitchen to talk to Danielle where Danielle says she told the Diary Room that she wants to see the "video" that shows or doesn't show the incident that James is so pissed off about. Both ladies feel like the game can't be played until they see the video. Whatever bitches, get out of the house. It's a reality show, what did you honestly expect?

Later James is finally out of the Whine HOH room and is in the kitchen with mostly everyone... except Janelle.

Around 12:40 am in the bug room Will and Janelle are talking about everything. The game, James being angry and how James will leave this week. That all Will and Janelle has to do is vote the same and make it a tie and then Mike will be the tie breaker and get rid of James himself.

Janelle says that the other girls of the house seem to think that Mike has the "coup" power one more week but I thought it was only good for 3 evictions, this Thursday being the 3rd week. Could another "coup" power be up for grabs starting Thursday after HOH? Also, Janelle is NOW happy that she stayed this week.

James is back outside on his "Janelle cheated" rant. Erika said that she wanted to see the video of Janelle supposely going before "Go" was said. Danielle said her DR session was quick because she just wasn't talking or giving BB anything unless her demands that James was cheated.

Janelle is now moving about in the house, possibly heading outside. Where's James. I want a fight! She's in the kitchen now looking through the windows. She says she's not sure she should go out there. She's holding onto the bible and tells George that she's not sure James is ready to talk to her.

Oh Janelle just asked Erika in the bathroom if she should talk to James. Erika says try to talk to him and if he doesn't want to talk, try tomorrow. Erika keeps saying she doesn't want to get involved and then out of the fucking blue James gets called into the Diary Room. FUCK! Where's the confrontation!!!

Janelle goes outside now. [checking watch for fight to start] James still in DR.

Later Will, Janelle and George are talking outside about James and his childish rants after something not going "his way" as Will so put it. James apparently told Janelle "just don't, don't talk to me" and Janelle backed off. This happened earlier, most likely just after the POV comp. Janelle now says that James screamed "that's not fair" when she ran off with the Marci doll.

James is now in his bed in the bug room, a pillow covering his most likely emotional face so the cameras won't catch him crying. It almost sounds like he's sniffling. But don't quote me on that. I SAID DON'T!

Damn it, every time James starts to talk to someone in the bug room, BB flips on the flames. I guess POV stands and Janelle remains the winner despite what James thinks should happen because if it didn't stand you'd think BB would have made the house have a meeting to discuss a new POV comp. But doesn't seem to be happening.

The time is 10:50 am in the BB house and James is outside talking with Danielle. He won't let last night's issue with Janelle go even though he just stated "I'm done with it". He also goes on to talk about something Janelle did last year with a last minute answer that had Janelle winning HOH. Danielle asks James who he thinks Mike is putting up and James says George. James also says that BB wants him to be an "actor" then he'll be an actor. And then we get flames.

James is now trashing George and the speeches George says when he's nominated. James is so fucking bitter. He's even talking about how he will say mean things about George and the game but then says he won't do it. Danielle says not to go there. They share a laugh but Danielle MUST be thinking, James, it's time for you to get into the Jury House to give me, Dani, a vote. James also says he will never vote for Janelle and he will take his anger to the Jury House.

Right now I'm pouring slop out of a bottle for James' memory in the house. Long live James. Ohhh, Danielle says that Erika thinks Chilltown will vote out James AND THEY WILL! But neither James or Danielle know this. Why the fuck would Will fuck over Janelle again when he knows he must take her to the end to win the game. He's not going to fuck her over again by lying to her face because he's saying James is going this week.

Danielle plays a "circus" theme after she said that Erika is out of the loop but it is more Danielle and James out of the loop. James wants Erika and Janelle to vote out him while Danielle and Will votes out George thus making it a tie and Mike is SUPPOSE to send George home...

Ohhh I can't wait for Mike to send out James. But that might not happen because if Danielle votes out James so will Janelle and Will and that will be 3 votes against James, doesn't matter what Erika does.

Suddenly BB comes over the speakers and says "you are not allowed to talk about your diary room sessions" and a bitter bitter BITTER James says "but you're allowed to cheat".

The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and Janelle & James have yet to exchange rather violent words. Janelle is back to being happy with her new alliance that includes her, Will and Mike. James seems to be the target this week. He continues to bitch all day long and make cunty comments towards Big Brother and "America's Choice".

Janelle is no longer feeling the need to quit the game and she's all smiles when she's will Will. The plan is and seems to have always been to put up George and send James to the jury house upset against Janelle.

Right now Janelle and Will are walking back and forth in the backyard and discussing their hatred for Erika and James being a cunt and ranting about the game being "rigged" and altered for other player's "favor". Janelle says she tried to say hello to him and he didn't answer back. Will tells Janelle about Erika's comment about "looking out for my boys" she made some many weeks back.

Will also tells her that Mike didn't like her in the beginning because she had kept to herself. We also find out from Will that he knew beforehand that Mike was getting on the show but SUPPOSELY Mike didn't know. Whatever- Don't bullshit me!

James is now in the bug room talking to George. What now James? Oh Wait, he's telling Georgie how he "ignored" alot of the things he saw in the house and then what the fuck do we get? Flames all over the screen. It's now only 4 more days until James is evicted. Tick the fucking Tock, this is going to take awhile.

August 21st: The time is 12:40 am in the BB house and Danielle and James are in the backyard by themselves talking. It seems James and Danielle are talking about getting out Will. They also really truely believe that George is going home this week. They are fucking POSITIVE.

James has also mentioned earlier that if he is evicted he gets one phone call and he wants to call an "entertainment laywer" I mean COME THE FUCK ON! Will has been talking all season about getting James out and betraying him so James was going to get fucked anyways. To really believe that the Legion of Doom was going to be faithful to each other is a crock of loaded slop shit. James has now gone inside to take a shit.

It was also mentioned that James and Danielle could maybe get Janelle to join their team and to use her to get out Will or most notably Chilltown. Danielle is now talking to the cameras and to the audience watching. She gives a message to Sarah, James' girlfriend, about how she has James' back.

Right now Janelle and Will are playing chess in the upstairs seating area outside of the HOH room. It looks like Will and Janelle are the new Kaysar and Janelle. I just won't be surprised when Janelle and Will are mentioned over at reality blurred dot com as a couple with Janelle being the "other woman" that Will enjoys behind his recent girlfriend's back. Gooo Janie!

Back in the yard James and Danielle joke around about James throwing a pie at one of the "little people" and one in George's face for Howie's eviction. They also talk about getting rid of Janelle so the 3 way alliance with Janie is quickly been thrown out the window. They both now say that neither will vote for Janelle in the end, that is if she makes it, because she "cheated" this POV. But then James said that he would vote for Janelle over Erika and Danielle still says she won't vote for Janelle.

Now James is telling Danielle that Janelled "called all the men" to make an alliance in the house. The names he mentioned were Scott BB5, Hardy BB2 and Jase BB5. But nearly everyone was making pregame alliances, so what the fuck. Who cares if she wants to go after ladies, I've accepted that fact that that is Janelle and she has her own reasons and let her do it. Damn it James, get the fuck out already!

Now Janelle and Will are in a dark bedroom... alone... talking about Janelle's boyfriend and she is saying how "jealous" he is of her and how he's always checking her phone. Ohh, Janie's boyfriend has "tons of tattoos" and in various colors. Janelle says good night and then Will asks if she wants to still talk. "I'm not convinced that you're in love with him" so says the Doctor. This is like school yard banter that leads to preteen experimentation and probably teen pregnancy. Oh Janie... Oh Will...

Now Janelle asks Will about his girlfriend and he says that he dates women 26 years of age and up but nothing older than him... I think. Guess what? Janelle is FUCKING 26 years old. Funny how that works out. Janelle says her boyfriend is 32, the oldest guy she's ever dated. Now Will says that his relationship outside of this house could really lead to "something" and that he "loves" her.

Both now wonder if they will be dumped after the show and playfully say they will both get addicted to something because they'll be depressed. I say how about a FUCK EACH OTHER alliance outside of the house?

Watching Janelle and Will flirt slash talk is like watching a really long date at a dinner party where neither can go home... ever again.. or at least until Sept 12th when the BB All Stars finale airs.

The time is 2:20 pm in the BB house and George has just belly flopped in the pool for Mike and Danielle's amusement. How boringly fun.

In other house news James is still being an asshole about the POV comp and will need mental help in letting it go. So much for being friends with Janie outside of this house. Maybe Janelle losing the big prize because of his one vote may help me forgive. Who cares really.

Janelle and Danielle have also called a "truce" but for one week. If either gets HOH next week to not go after each other. Danielle said something about floaters and we all know who she was talking about. That skank Erika. She will NOT make it the final 4 as she did her season.

Will has already started his MASTER PLAN on fucking over James. He has told James to be nice to Janelle for the next few days and that Janelle has told him that she's going after Chilltown for what they did to her.

James has also been spotted talking about how he will get to see the Mental Doctor of the house today as well as read his contract to see what his options are for SUING BIG BROTHER and getting everyone to see how Janelle cheated and how he MAY have won had he won POV but come on. There are still 7 people in the house... anyone one of them could have gotten rid of him at anyone point. FUCK him and his nothing lawsuit.

And Danielle has told James that Erika wants to vote out James and keep George. This pisses off James thus calling Erika a "bitch" but he's a bitch as well so whatever. James keeps making worthless comments towards George as if what James says matters at this point. Danielle is going to be so depressed when James leaves... or will she? I think she'll be glad to have been rid of him. She may even vote to evict him!

It seems VETO ceremony has happened and George is up on the block as Janelle has pulled herself off. What a nothing suprise!

The time is 9:30 pm in the BB house and we find George in the kitchen doing George stuff. We have Danielle in the HOH room dancing to Mike's CD. In the backyard Janelle and Will are walking back and forth across the yard for cardio. Mike and Erika are playing pool in the backyard while James showers. Pretty simple stuff.

But earlier in the house James flat out asked Will if he's going to be another "Howie" this week and Will said no. Mike also found out about Danielle and Janelle's "one week truce" and that Danielle will put up Erika and Mike to which Mike isn't so happy to hear. Will also still wants Danielle out next week after James leaves this week.

James is right now in the bathroom brushing his teeth... boring BUT he's without shirt.

August 22nd: It's just after midnight in the BB house and everyone EXCEPT JAMES is in the kitchen playing cards, eating and having fun. And the table is SMALLER. BB switched out the tables yesterday and now there are only 7 chairs.

I've also figured out Will's MASTER PLAN this year. A few days ago I was watching Big Brother 2 shows and noticed that Nicole was the most hated houseguest as the weeks continued. This year Janelle is Will's new Nicole. You see Will did what he could to keep Nicole in the house and finished the game with a hated houseguest. So, of course, he won for that reason on top of others.

If his MASTER PLAN this year keeps going the way he wants then Janelle, Mike and Will will be the final 3. Will will of course throw the last HOH comp and let Mike and Will battle it out. Most likely Janelle will win against Mike and win the final HOH. Since all season long Will has made it clear that he will bow out and let Mike go to the final 2 but Janelle can't stand Mike so she will of course choose Will to go the final 2 with her.

Will will most likely win against Janelle and win Big Brother All Stars. Now comes the question... Should you give the prize to someone who's already won it or to someone who played the game. I highly debatable question that will in turn cause a possibly heated Jury House argument.

The time is 1:20 pm in the BB house and Danielle & Erika are in the red room discussing who to vote out between James and George. We all know Danielle thinks the Legion of Doom alliance is sitll intact because she's trying to get Erika to keep James and vote out George. But we all know no matter what Danielle and Erika do, Will & Janelle have already secretly made a deal to both vote to evict James.

Mike, the current HOH, will be the deciding vote and send out James.

Earlier James mentioned that after George leaves the house will have a meeting about cleaning up after their mess... yeah whatever James, take it to the tropics sequestor house!

The time is 2:30 pm in the BB house and Janelle & Will are attempting to sleep in the bug room. They agree to face each other and lay on their stomachs so they can look at each other. Janelle now requests for a back massage but Will doesn't offer to give one.

Suddenly there's a little game talk whisper quickly followed by laughter from Janelle and a "You're funny" directed towards Will. Cue Audience saying "Ahhhhh"

The time is 3:30 pm in the BB house and James has just told Danielle and Will that he apologizes for his behaviour and has come to realize that "BB" is a "social experiement gone mad" and that he needs to "stop taking it personal". Both James and Danielle say "Thanks BB" while Will says "Eat A Dick".

And guess what, James made a clay figured dick, penis, cock, out of clay and spelled out the words "Eat A Dick" for the fuck of it. Yeah!

The time is 8:20 pm in the BB house and some are inside making tye dyed shirts or whatever the fuck you call them. The others are outside doing other stuff. No fighting. No yelling. Just boredom.

But here's what's happened in the house. Will has admited to Mike that he's playing with Janelle and plans to "ride" her to the end by staying up with her and talking with her. The only thing Will doesn't know is that Janelle told the Diary Room in tonight's episode that she IS MUTHA FUCKING COMING AFTER CHILLTOWN even though she has an "alliance" with them to get everyone else out.

If she gets HOH she WILL put up CHILLTOWN. But then again she could change her mind and actually fucking fall for Will's bullshit fugly charm and not put them up and continue to go after the girls when Janelle should team up with the ladies and George to get rid of Chilltown and put them in the Jury house.

James is still the one to go this week. James was also treated like a fool in tonight's episode because we, the viewers, got to see the POV comp that pissed off James enough to start talking about legal action outside of the house.

Apparently Janelle said "Give it to me" instead of "Gimme that" when both wrestled for a doll that supposely was marked Howie and James failed to mention in his 12 plus hour rant that he DID tell Janelle "Fine, you can have it!". And then she reached for the Marcellas doll before James could get to it and won the POV round fair and square. Looks like James has no lawsuit.

Nasty. The time is 10:40 pm in the BB house and Erika is kissing Mike in the HOH tub. Yuck. Gross. Straight make out sessions. Nasty stuff.

Downstairs in the backyard Danielle and James are still talking as if James will be around next week. They talk about James winning HOH and putting up Janelle. JAMES! Will is this year's MAGGIE. And JANELLE is this year's JAMES. STUPID DUMBASS!

Oh god Erika just shut off the HOH lights and got back into the the HOH tub. Yuck! Funny, BB demanded they turn the lights back on. Damn we know everyone says Erika's game play this year is to kiss ass but now that Mike has HOH is she seriously going to sleep with the white wannabe rapper just to stay in the house. We all get to look down on Erika today. Oh and every time I try to take a screen cap of these two, THE SCREEN CRACKS!

Mike and Erika start talking game a bit. Mike really believes that Will will just bow out of the game. We all know Will is there to win it for himself. He'll use Mike just like he's using every last person. Erika just told Mike "You're cute". And then told Mike that she's really into "Personality" meaning looks don't mean much! Ohhh Mikey, sucker gut punch. Mike likes to refer to himself as a "Character" when women look at him.

Erika now reveals that BB created a POV comp for Alison during season 4's final four end game. Erika felt that the final four shouldn't have had a POV comp. It takes away the power of the HOH but not really. You make someone else the asshole by voting out someone into the Jury House and you're safe all week and you get to play for next week's final HOH. What's not to love about that? If you don't win HOH when you're in the final four then you should have played a better game.

Erika flicked off the camera and BB for that. They continue to talk about her season and their "relationship".

August 23rd: I've been away from the PC most of the day and have yet to check in on the house. From what I can tell James still has some idea that he's staying and almost ready to be voted out. Will & Janelle have kept up the flirt game.

The time is 6:40 pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking outside while they workout. Will reveals that his goodbye speech to James had something to do with James saying he was the new version of Will and something about Will being the teacher and not teaching James all his "tricks", whatever. Just send James to the Jury House already so Janie can finally FUCK CHILLTOWN OVER.

She better, last night's episode she claimed to still be after Chilltown, well everyone in the house.

Erika is in the shower inside the house and George is just walking about doing nothing. And now BB has asked Will to "stop singing". Now watching Will workout shirtless just isn't the greatest. After James leaves there really is no one else to screen cap for my gay readers. I'll just have to dip into the archives and bring you more Kaysar & Jase pictures!

Oh what's this? James has told Danielle that he told Janelle that if the vote is 2 on 2 and Mike votes him out then Danielle will have Janelle's back and both go after Chilltown. But if James is voted out by a 3 to 1 vote then Danielle doesn't have her back... regardless the ladies of the house need to tream the fuck up and get Chilltown out one after the other. Simple as that.

Later in the day Mike has told Erika to vote out James so that the vote is 3 to 1 for James to be evicted. They want Danielle to be the only one voting to evict George so that if George by chance wins HOH then he will have some reason to go after Danielle.

My GRAND IDEA of the three ladies getting together to get out Chilltown won't work because of slutastic whorika. Danielle will have been screwed over by Chilltown this week and will join the club of getting screwed over by Chilltown which currenly has one member: Janelle.

All Janelle and Danielle have to do is share information and get George to side with them to go after Chilltown first and Erika last. They'd want to keep Erika for her pussy ass game play because the Jury may possibly not want to award Erika for her kiss ass skank mouth. God I'm so bitchy today!

The time is 9:24 pm in the BB house and everyone except George & Mike are playing cards in the backyard... How fun. Well Mike is watching from a few feet away while he continues to act "black" with his "holla" comments. Will is now throwing out that Janelle was "cheating" while they all played cards... This guy never stops playing the mind fuck game. He feels this will work to his benefit later down the line by always calling Janelle a "cheater".

August 24th: Right now, just before midnight in the BB house James is about to down his 5th "crap" beer and he drinks it in 4 fucking seconds. Janelle, Mike and Will were just playing a game of pool but a game where you eliminate a player and can bring them back if you scratch the white ball... well, Will and Janelle were teaming up on Mike to finally eliminate him and Mike left calling Janelle a "cheater" playfully.

Everyone seems to be having fun. Will even comments to James "Is this is the DNA twist? Is this the cool James twin?" James is started to slur his words as he tells a story about a girl but then BB blocks out the story with flames... James is getting wasted on cheap beer. Janelle also forces a glass of wine down Will's mouth to get him drunk, she wants him a little bit wasted tonight.

Later Janelle and Will find themselves on the red couch in the backyard while the other houseguests play pool. She continues to push wine to his lips as he whispers something in her ear. He now puts a "barrier" between him and her by using pillows from the couch.

Will drops the wine glass getting rid of getting any drunker. Janelle asks why he did that. He then suddenly says "This is fake yard. This is a fake house." And then Danielle comes running over to them and says "We're on TV" and laughs along with Will who grabs her and pulls her into him onto the couch. He wants her to join them and to forget about the game.

Janelle is now trying to get Will to smoke. Janelle nows says to Will "Let's get into the hot tub" and Danielle gets up yelling "Hot Tub" and wants to join them. Will takes off his cloths and then gets on the pool table shirtless. He jumps on it and then BB says "Will, knock it off".

Minutes later Janelle comes out in her "Baywatch" swim suit and Will jumps off the pool table to join her in the hot tub. Suddenly James comes out and demands for more James and then joins the others in the pool. George won't get in and Danielle just sits on the edge eating a bowl of noodles.

BB announces that Danielle needs to change her microphone but then Will pulls her in so that she doesn't have to go exchange it. They all call for Mike who hasn't joined them. Erika and Janelle are on each side of Will who calls this experience "heaven" to which James calls it "hell".

BB nows asks for someone to bring Danielle's dead microphone to the storage room and Georgie jumps at the chance so the youngsters can continue with their fun.

Now Danielle starts a splash war and everyone is pushing water and everyone gets wet and then James gets upset and pops Will in the face- I'm just kidding, nothing exciting happens. Will just did a cannonball and pushed water out of the hot tub. Erika fled the scene for a second and George went to sleep inside the house...

But outside the drunk houseguests start chanting "Chicken George" over and over and over and over and over and over and over but never get his attention. They wonder where the hell Mike is and then all decided to get out wet and head to the HOH room.

All heading upstairs dripping wet and ringing the doorbell over and over and over and over and over again. Now they're all knocking hard at once. James says "Can we come in, we want to tell you about our secret alliance". Will won't let go of the doorbell and says "Eat A Dick". It's actually funny but I doubt none of this will make it on the live show.

After no response they give up except Danielle who rings the doorbell a little longer and then she gives up. They all head back to the hot tub without Mike. Could he be in the Diary Room DRUNK DUMBASSES!

Janelle is the only one that is not in the hot tub and they demand for her to get back in. She says she's "fine" and then Danielle tells Will that she's not getting his attention. They all start singing "You've lost that lovin' feeling".

Oh god, Janelle just got back as James has taken off his shorts with Will throwing them out of the hot tub. After some singing from the houseguests and flames, Erika kisses James on the cheek.

Danielle now suggests everyone to jump in the pool. Everyone follows suit and last to get to the pool is Erika and Will. Will pushes Erika in real nasy and then he starts to grab the "jack shack" pushing to make a diving board but flames come again. I assume BB is telling Will not to do it.

Supposely Danielle's head hurts because Danielle got hurt in the pool. James says he took the "brunt" of it but her head still hurts but she seems okay. She heads inside to take a shower, turns on the water and heads to the green room to get a change of clothes.

When she returns James and Erika are both in the shower, each on one side and Danielle whines that they took her shower. James laughs throwing his wet hat at her. Now Erika has left to let Danielle shower but she won't with James in there.

James says for Danielle to just shower and that he showered with Maggie last year and her dick was "this big" as he holds his hands up wide and far apart.

Soon after James starts to go on April because last year April "prided herself for not letting James and Sarah make it together into sequestor" and then James calls her a cunt and other harsh fun stuff.

Outside later Will is in the main pool now as Janelle has entered the house to take a shower. Danielle finally starts to talk game. She asks whether or not James is staying or not. Will says he is doing whatever Mike wants and that he wants Legion of Doom to remain intact.

Danielle just said that Mike said he's doing whatever you want. Will keeps on talking shit and has already put doubt in Danielle but she continues to try to get Chilltown to agree that they are keeping Danielle. Will finally says that he thinks James is "double dipping" and "selfish" but he and Mike already planned to tell people this so that it gave CT a reason to vote James out.

Now she wants Chilltown to tell her that they are voting out James because she doesn't want another "Howie" situation and to just tell her up front that he's going. James now comes out and tells Will that the Diary Room wants to talk to Will now. It seems BB is a bit upset with Will's actions.

Back inside Will and Janelle head into the Diary Room... together. What's this? James and Danielle are now in the gym talking about next week. James still THINKS he is staying this week and that he'll get HOH this Thursday and then put up James and Mike and if Janelle doesn't win POV then he'll backdoor her. If she does win POV then they will send Erika home... but little does James know that he's going home this week.

James is now in the green room telling Erika that he lied to both Janelle and Will about BB wanting them in the Diary Room. LOL. Now let's thanks tigershere for the YouTube video of tonight's antics! [at the end of the video Janelle forces a lip smack on Will]

The time is 12 pm in the BB house and everyone is up and now on an outside lockdown.

But just before they all headed out... Guess what... JAMES IS FUCKING GOING HOME!

Mike and Will just pulled Danielle into the gym and told her that they want to get rid of James. She doesn't fight it and says the usual "you do what you got to do". Now here's where Chilltown gets stupid.

They are putting faith in Janelle with hope that she'll win HOH and go after other people in the house besides Chilltown. She won't, she's coming after Chilltown or more Mike Boogie.

During the outside lockdown right now Will and Mike are in the corner of the yard whispering game. Everyone else is playing cards and just enjoying the lockdown but these 2 are talking game. Everyone can see that. Someone from Chilltown is leaving next week. Mark my words!

Ohhh BB just called out for houseguests not to talk about their votes. The only people talking game are Chilltown. FUCKING IDIOTS. Mike even tried to ask the other people across the yard if they were talking about "votes". Now Mike is upset that some "stupid fucking" person fucks up HIS game by hitting that button. FUCK YOU MIKE.

The time is 8:40 pm in the BB house and Lots has happened. Here we go. Marcellas finally made it to the Jury House and bitched about everything. Howie joined him and then pissed of Marcellas by calling him "Marci" but when Marci told Howie not to call him that Howie then called him Marjealous. Funny!

Just before the live show, literally minutes before, James was in the gym trying to get Mike to promise that he wasn't going to evict James if the vote came 2-2. Will then gave James hope that he wasn't leaving because Will said he was only doing what he was doing to make "good tv".

When the vote went live, Janelle, Will and Erika all voted out James. 3-1. James left with no drama and just hugs all around. Whatever! This is All Stars, not 3 seasons ago!

HOH comp came and Erika mutha fucking won! NOOOOO. This was the week someone from Chilltown was suppose to go. FUCK Kaysar for allowing CT to last this long. He should have put them up and sent one out. I blame Kaysar.

After the live show Danielle and Mike chat to which Danielle says she is after Will's ass. It also seems that Erika and Danielle both want Will gone. Erika getting rid of Will is obvious so she can have Mike all to herself. Danielle wants revenge.

Erika got a crappy 60's retro fugly flower room. They also keep talking as if they are a "team".

Outside Will and Mike are talking about what to do. They talk about getting on Erika's good side by telling her she's still with Chilltown even though she isn't and getting her to nominate Danielle with Janelle. They are also fearful that if Erika doesn't nominate Chilltown this week then Danielle will know something is up and that Erika is aligned with Chilltown. Everyone then eats dinner in the dining room.

Later Erika and Danielle are back in the HOH and are now talking. Danielle wants to know if George wins POV, will he take off Janelle. They start talking about other possibilites of other houseguests but nothing sounds like what Erika really wants to do.

Oh wait, what's this? Both agree that the either Will, George or Janelle "goes" this week. Meaning out of those 3, 2 will be nominated and 1 will be the replacement nominee if another uses POV.

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August 17, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Six

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Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

August 11th: First off, KING DUMBASS KAYSAR has been EVICTED! Yeah! And now the new HOH comp is underway. It seems there were too many fuck ups with the live HOH comp yesterday so Big Brother called that one "null in void" and have the houseguests competeing in a whole new game. Stay tuned to find out who wins! [Special thanks to Aldav & Dreamers for the HOH comp vids!]

Oh my god! The new HOH comp just happened and someone other than Erika HAS WON! I missed it but they aired the HOH MUTHA FUCKIN' LIVE! Howie is clapping and screaming... It looks like Janelle has won for the THIRD MUTHA FUCKIN TIME! Danielle is going up for sure. But against who? Chicken George because he supposely lied to Kaysar?

James, Danielle and Mike go into the workout room to discuss game and what just happened. Danielle has the votes to stay, in theory, but she has to go against someone not in the Legion of Doom. As they talk Howie and Janelle celebrate in the bug room. Howie's an idiot but a lucky idiot because for 6 weeks now he has done nothing but do as he's told and he's the MASTER FLOATER.

Now since Danielle put James up on the block last week with fear that he may go home then Danielle needs to go on the block for her alliance and hope she stays this week. Fair is mutha fuckin fair! James now enters the bug room to a jumping Janelle who says "we did it, we did it!" Janelle hugs James and then James tells Howie he has to win one, "its your turn".

Now James says Marcellas has to go. AND JANELLE SAYS no. And James says "bullshit! bullshit!" but Marcellas is not going up. It's Danielle and Erika. So far. Erika and Danielle are in the red room discussing the shit that has gone down but they share a few laughs because you have to.

Back to the Season 6 alliance talking about Janelle embrassing Marcellas by slamming the door in his face when he tries to go up to the HOH room. Can't wait Janie!

Now Janelle is calling Mike into the bug room because they supposely caught George listening in the green room next door. SUPPOSELY! So George can't just fucking lie down and rest without you dumb fucks thinking he's ease dropping... A houseguest can't fucking lie down next to 2 other rooms just to lie the fuck down but just because you, HOWIE, assume George is listening in on your dumbass then he's just guilty of easedropping. Just because- ahh FUCKK HOWIE.

Basically whatever the fuck Janelle does this week, Chilltown is safe yet again! Dumb Bitch.

Janelle now says at the nomination ceremony she wants to tell Erika so many dirty dirty things that include "you're a scumbag player" and "your game play disgusts me" and "i dispise you and that's why you're nominated". Janelle says "oh man it's going to be bad tomorrow".

Marcellas has yet to go up to Janelle to tell her his "threat vote" thing where the four floaters will not vote Season 6 in the end if they don't put up Chilltown this week. Janelle continues in the bug room that "those bitches are going to pay" and then she said after the HOH comp "this one's for you Kaysar".

James says this is a "repeat" of last season except they haven't nominated him yet and Janelle says shut up we're not nominating you. Oh imagine Kaysar watching the live feeds watching James continue to fuck with his own Season 6 alliance members. Kaysar must be so pissed!

Oh why or why isn't Ivette in the house instead of Howie. Imagine how different the entire game would have been with Ivette in the house!!! FUCK HOWIE!

Will is now talking with Janelle and Howie in the bathroom and he mentions Marcellas and they say no again. He keeps pushing for Marcellas and will continue to push for Marcellas until nominations are done. Janelle has admited to James earlier that if Danielle does come off the block with POV then Marcellas will go up. Now Will is telling them that he'll do his best to win HOH next week but we all know that's bullshit.

The time is 12:40 am in the BB house and James and Mike are talking in the workout room about having the Legion of Doom [Danielle, James, Will, Mike] going against the Legion of Dummies [George, Howie, Erika, Marcellas]. I'm assuming he's talking about the food comp. They break and go back into the house.

Janelle now gets her HOH key and everyone goes up to the now dark blue room. Janelle has crap and shit in her basket... I can't wait for someone to fuck with her nominations this week with the new All Star twist, coup d'etat! If you don't know what this is then here goes the explaination. Right before the live eviction the winner of coup d'etat will have the power to over throw the HOH nominees and put up any replacement nominees and then have the house vote on 2 new nominess that the coup d'etat winner has chosen.

So if Janelle nominates Danielle and Erika and neither gets POV then right before the eviction the coup d'etat winner will announce that they want to over throw Janelle's current nominees. Let's say James wins it. He will say I want to nominate Marcellas and pull of Danielle. Now the house votes at the last minute and evict either Marcellas or Erika. That's how the coup d'etat power works. But this only lasts for 3 weeks with this week being the first week.

Ohh what's this in the HOH room? Janelle asks Howie if he feels bad about getting "so paranoid" about James last week. Howie says yes and says they should tell him and apologize. LOL. Janelle says if James leaves and sees all this shit she, Howie and Kaysar said about him that he would really be "pissed". LOL. Now she says that she really thought James had a deal with Danielle.... but that Danielle needs to leave this week so that James has no where else to go in the game other than the Season 6 alliance.

Janellie now says that none of the floaters are allowed in the HOH room and that she "dispises" each and everyone one of them.

Later in the red room Marcellas, Erika, Danielle and James discuss Kaysar's bullshit exit speech about respect. Erika basically doesn't believe she owes him anything. James says Season 6 took out 3 big threats and 1 minor threat, Diane, and thus everyone else was protected but not really protected at the same time.

Now Marcellas and James exchange not so friendly yet safe words about their actions in the past weeks but Danielle interrupts stopping them as she talks about "respect". Danielle now does a FUCKING great job about how she did what she did because Season 6 was four members strong and nothing was "personal". All of this in front of Marcellas and Erika.

Danielle is really frustrated that Kaysar and maybe others don't really understand why Kaysar was heading out the door. Kaysar supposely hesitated when Danielle asked if he would be her friend outside of the game. Danielle was shocked by this. I guess he said something about "we'll see".

James now delivers a message that if anyone aka Kaysar doesn't want to be his friend outside of this game because of his actions inside the game then you can go "fuck off". So Kaysar, you don't like how James played you... then "fuck off". Erika just said "fuck Big Brother" because she's still upset about how the HOH shit went down yesterday.

Erika is refusing to put on her microphone and is telling BB to "fuck off" again! Funny! Flames came on the feeds and then we return to an extremely upset Erika in the red room because she had HOH and then she lost HOH to Janelle. She's now alone in the red room and the camera pans up to the "hate" sign just behind a very angry Erika. Marcellas comes into the red room and she says she's "livid".

Erika's biggest problem with Janelle winning was that if there was technical difficulties then the people who lost by no fault of a technical error should not have been able to compete. Janelle answered wrong, she answered "true" when the correct answer was "false" so Janelle should not have competed in the next HOH comp according to Erika. Erika now says she won't give BB "television" or "diary rooms" and they can have her money she's earned for her six week stay in the house.

Poor Marci is trying to calm her down. Erika is now crying, so angry she can't even form words. If Erika doesn't give her DOR this week, meaning a voluntary exit, then she's going to no longer give a fuck until she's out of the house. Good girl Erika!

Erika just said "lawsuit" and the flames came a roarin' on the feeds. Feeds are back and Erika is walking to the bathroom. "Fuck this shit"

Now Danielle and James talk game in the dark in the bug room. They come up with a plan with James telling Janelle to not put up 2 strong players because one of them will stay and come after her. To put up Danielle and Marcellas, one strong and one weak. It could work but Janelle is fearful that Erika could win POV and save Danielle and then neither goes home.

In the HOH room Will is talking with Janelle and Howie and he's getting them to see his way without much debate. Will says that if you are going to treat the floaters like shit then treat Chilltown like shit as well because they will catch on that Chilltown and Season 6 are working together.

Now he says that if Chilltown and Season 6 come together then it's five against 4 floaters. Now he says he doesn't trust James down the line and Janelle said "then you should have kept Kaysar" and then Will says "that's your fault"! FUCKYEAH. If Janelle really wanted to protect Kaysar she should have not used the POV and saved herself but she did and it is her fault that Kaysar is gone. It's all her fault and only her fault.

Downstairs in the red room Erika is back to bed sniffling as Marcellas continues to verbally comfort her. Now Marcellas calls Kaysar's actions towards Erika as "emotional blackmail" and Erika jumps at that saying "It was, he really did that to me". Good girl Erika. No more tears for Kaysar!

Now Marci and Erika figure out what Janelle is going to do with him, Erika and Danielle. Erika cries again saying "I tried so hard to protect us Marci". Now Erika is laughing soon after with Marci about the shit that's happened and the George lie that is spreading through the house. Now Erika says that George has to go because no one ever "fucking" knows which way he's going to vote.

Erika is back to being "livid" about Janelle. Now she doesn't want to get up to compete in the Food comp tomorrow but then she would be most likely put on slop for not competing.

Up in the HOH room, Janelle and Howie send out Will as they discuss going to the end with James and not splitting the money with Will. They also say that if they do split the money it will be with James and not Chilltown. Howie then looks into the camera to tell Sarah something about lovin' james and to the end with James.

And Downstairs in the bug room, Will is giving his Legion of Doom alliance all the details. Information is exchanged and Erika seems to be the new target if Danielle is pulled off the block. Will also says Howie is power hungry.

James leaves his alliance and goes to the bathroom to talk to Janelle. She tells him about the 5 to the end alliance and that all the floaters will be sent out the door if they continue with power. Then James runs into Howie in the dining room table area who tries to get James to be on his team with Chilltown vs the floaters. Howie really believes that the floaters will lose the food comp and be put on slop. James says he's down with that. We'll see.

Now Erika and Marci talk in the red room about POV and since Janelle can't play the odds are better in their favor to get George on the block and send him home. It could happen. But so could coup d'etat.

The time is 4 pm in the BORING ASS BB house and lots of stuff has happened until it got really boring right now.

Food Comp happened and I'm not sure who or how many are maybe on slop but Big Brother All Stars Nicole BB2, Jun BB4 and Marvin BB5 all were judges for the comp and somebody won. Pretty boring but Jun looks skinny and hot... from far away though.

Janelle has supposely threatened Chilltown that if they win POV and use it on her nominations that the other member of CT will go up but they believe Janelle won't do this and just put up Marcellas regardless.

Janelle also supposely invited Marci to go up the HOH room but Marci declined so in turn BB won't have footage of Janelle slamming the door in his face.

James, Will and Mike were whispering in the bug room about everything that can go down regarding Danielle and Erika on the block and how Janelle has to go home next week because she can't play HOH and DUMBASS Howie is only left to compete.

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Janelle has made her nominations. Danielle and Erika. Obviously the bitch is afraid of other ladies in the house. From what I saw Will made a comment regarding Janelle telling Erika that she "dispised" her game play but Will said everyone has their own strategy.

Janelle is now up in her HOH room afraid to talk to the people she nominated. Howie is with Janelle and I don't really give a fuck what they're discussing because they are both dead in the water in the weeks to come. James is in the backyard having fun with his secret Legion of Doom alliance members. They all know Erika is the one to go home this week because they control the votes meaning George being the deciding vote.

Will also made some nasty comments toward those of us who watch and type the feeds stuff as we are to be looked down by him and others... BUT KNOW THIS... Will himself is looked down on by others who feel he's worthless and maybe a little pathetic for going on a reality show and dating a woman who was from another reality show. Just know that there are people with more in life that look down at Will and probably tell him to his face how pathetic he is in their eyes. Hope that makes people who are hurt by Will's comments feel a bit better about how Will's ego must be hurt countless times outside of the house.

Will has now asked if anyone cares if he takes one of Kaysar's shirts and cuts it up into head bands and such. Apparently Kaysar had left the red shirt behind in the washer.

In the HOH room Howie is ranting about how Kaysar shouldn't have gone home but the finals with them but who really cares anymore. Everyone in that house has every right to get to the final 2 spots. Janelle wants to ask Danielle if she'd like to sleep in the HOH bed since last week Janelle made her loose her bed. Both are ranting about the "float herd" as if this name really means anything because nothing can compare to the MUTHA FUCKING NERD HERD!

Oh my, Howie just called Marcellas... Marjealous!!! Howie should be called April in the house. I would be calling him that non stop in the house, every time I see him, even on the live show! Fuck Howie.

The time is 9:20 pm in the BB house and Will and Janelle are talking game-ish stuff on the outside couches. Mike is in the hot tub too far away to hear. Janelle goes over again that if CT wins POV they can't use it or the other goes up. And that Danielle is the one to go home even though Will and Mike WILL NOT vote out Danielle. And that if Danielle is saved in any way by the POV that Erika goes home.

Will also asks if James is in on the final 5 alliance [that's complete bullshit to everyone except Janelle and Howie] and Janelle says James is down with it. She also said that James said that Marcellas goes next. Janelle also confirmed that it was Kaysar who started the whole George swearing on his family that he wouldn't vote to evict Kaysar last week. Interesting... so now who's lying?

Will now keeps pushing the "get the floaters out" agenda to Janelle to keep her focused on getting out floaters. The more this dumb blonde thinks about floaters the less she'll think about Chilltown and the Legion of Doom!

Oh yes and the beds are back in the house. And the hot water is back on. Life is back to the fucked up normal in the BB house.

Now James and Will talk game in the bug room about how Janelle is "commited to the floaters getting out". Will seems to be enjoying the Legion of Doom. James now tells Will that Janelle doesn't want Marcellas to go home this week she wants one of the girls to go home because if Marcellas goes home then both girls will be coming for Janelle... even though they already are. George would go up as a "pawn".

August 12th: It looks like Beau will be part of the returning houseguests for the POV comp. Watch for him Tuesday night! Beau hates Marcellas and vice fucking versa. Nicole and Will had an exchange of not so friendly words during the Food comp so expect the same with Marci and Bobo this Tuesday when the comp airs. Or will BB cut that part out and just be flat out pricks!

In the BB house it seems Marcellas has talked with Erika about his assumptions that James will vote out Danielle if the nominations stick. Just another delusional houseguest unaware of the Legion of Doom. He's under the impression that James is still upset with Danielle for putting him on the block and will vote out Danielle thus saving Erika when in fact Danielle will be safe this week... if the Legion of Doom has their way.

The time is 1 am in the BB house and the shit has just missed the fan and splattered on the wall. Howie, of all people, has figured out that someone from their alliance of 5 [Chilltown & Season 6], is LEAKING information. Howie heard the floaters using the term "float herd" and this proves that there's a leak because they have never told anyone outside of their alliance this meaning never telling the actual floaters "you're a float herd".

Will is right now in the HOH room charming his way out of Season 6's assumptions. Janelle and Howie are a bit upset with Chilltown for being the possible leak. Howie suspects James but Janelle trusts James.

Something potentially BIG is going on in the BB house. It seems Erika and Mike have kissed in the hot tub and Will is now telling the internet fans, us, that he actually loves us and he only trashes the internet in front of the other houseguests. Will has also told us that Mike and Erika have been in a relationship outside of the house for 6 months and not even BB knew about the relationship.

Um... what the fuck. So does this mean fucking Danielle is leaving the house??? Oh my nutsac! I hear Erika and Mike kissing under the sheets but the feeds froze so I can supply no screenshots. They are in the red room. Now Mike has gone under the MUTHA FUCKIN sheets and is doing yucky straight stuff to Erika. She laughs asking for Mike to please stop. There's some heavy breathing from Mike coming.

Now Mike is telling Erika to get some rest to win POV tomorrow. Mike just called Erika "sweetheart" and Erika says later "I didn't want to give anything away" and then Mike says soon after "oh yeah, secret alliance". Wow, I've seen it for myself, they are in a relationship! Mike is now spooning Erika and then someone messes with the door and they separate fucking really quick.

Wow again. The new MUTHA FUCKIN secret alliance is Erika, Will and Mike. Mike and Erika are in a relationship that started outside of this game and it seems Danielle is going home and the Legion of Doom will simply just die this week. Wow.

Later in the HOH room it seems Janelle and Howie have almost figured out that Danielle and James are working together and that James lied to them all last week and acted the entire week. That James knew he was safe...

Man, with James about to loose his partner and Erika & Mike in a secret relationship, now the mutha fuckin house has flipped... and it all happened without KING DUMBASS KAYSAR!

James at one point was talking with Mike in the bug room about the Legion of Doom could be either the "greatest or most hated" alliance in BB history... little does James know that even the Legion of Doom means nothing to Chilltown who have an even more secret alliance with Erika.

The time is 8:30 pm in the BB house and Janelle & Dr. Delicious are playfully and pathetically flirting in the kitchen area. I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, have been out for most of the day so I've missed alot of what's been happening. So after checking various forums and BB sites here's the run down.

Janelle and Marcellas got into but didn't really shout or yell at each other and Marcellas made his way into the HOH without Janelle slamming the door in his face. They got some issues dealt with that's been building over the past few weeks but both finished the conversation with a bad taste in their mouths.

Then Janelle and James got into it about how Janelle lied first to James thus causing him to lie in the game. They dealt with some issues but nothing really changed between them all that much.

Howie has told Erika about the James and Danielle secret alliance. The words "ultimate betrayal" has been tossed around.

Will has gone up the HOH and has started selling out James but he's gotten the idea that Janelle is not going to turn on her own alliance so then Will starts pushing for Marcellas. Janelle wants to guarantee that either Erika or Danielle goes home this week.

And... DANIELLE WON THE MUTHA FUCKING POWER OF VETO! Fuck yeah!

Now with Danielle pulling herself off the block that means Janelle wants Erika to leave the house. Now comes the question of who to put up. Chicken George? Maybe. But Janelle has told James that she wants to put up one of the members of Chilltown to test their alliance and to make sure that Erika goes home.

Right now Erika, Danielle and Marcellas are talking about how Janelle should and may put up in place of Danielle. Erika is pushing for George and saying Chilltown will go after Janelle next week if they stay... whatever bitch, we all know now that you're on your knees giving Mikey lady like hand jobs.

Danielle, Will and Erika are talking in the bathroom about Janelle wanting to put up Mike when Danielle pulls herself off. Erika is bitchy cunty whining that George should go because he does nothing and they need someone to "play" the game to take out Season 6. Ohh... Erika.. poor poor poor Erika... lover and lover going on the block, one of them is leaving, boo the fuck woo.

Danielle is "surprised" that Season 6 won't take a "truce". Erika then burps before she leaves the red room demanding Janelle to get "drunk" with her.

Outside Howie, Janelle, Danielle and Will are eating from the new grill that's been given to them. Oh this is SICK, Danielle and Janelle are bonding and having cordial conversation just because Danielle is coming off the block and Janelle doesn't want her after her anymore when we all know bitches are going after the bitches in this mutha fucking house.

Mike is now in the storage room with Will telling him "I'm about to flip" because he may have possiblity of going on the block. But now Will is telling Mike that Janelle isn't going to put Mike on the block and everyone thinks she is, more mind fucking from Dr. Will.

Mike just boasted that he made out with Erika in the bathroom. Now they talk about Danielle not wanting to vote out George if he's put on the block next to Erika. Now they talk about if both of them are put on the block that Will will campaign to have himself voted out so that he can control the jury to voting Mike in the end.

Danielle is now in the bathroom with Will trying to get him to work with Janelle to not have Mike on the block in place of her. Will says he has it under control. I can't figure this fucking out. Either Janelle secretly wants Mike on the block despite whatever bullshit Will has said to her or this is a big ploy to shock everyone else about who's really going up in place of Danielle. I can't figure it the fuck out!

The time is 11 pm in the BB house and Janelle, Will, Mike, Erika and Danielle are talking about nothing and shit. Wait, Janelle is bitching about the margarita party that recently aired on TV and BB made it look as if they had a great time when everyone hated it and Will wanted to throw the margarita machine in the pool. Now some of them are saying they want liquor now, I think Janelle said "vodka".

Next they talk about the Food Comp and Jun is the hot topic. Erika hates that "fat bitch" and supposely left the backyard to go into the bedroom so that she wouldn't go "off". Marvin was "funny as hell" and Nicole and Jun came wanting to be the bitch, but Jun wanting to be the main bitch off the comp.

Now they move to the POV comp where Howie was asking the feature BB All Stars, Hardy and Scott if he was "fat". Scott said Howie was fat and could stand to loose some weight. Talk moves to internet fan and hate websites. Erika then mutters "I guess we're not getting liquor".

August 13th: Will, Janelle, Mike, Erika and Danielle are chatting around the hot tub. Chatting about previous seasons, recent All Stars appearing this week in the house such as the every so dreamy Hardy BB2 and the every so air headed April BB6 and the ever so poke a stick at a reality star Scott BB5.

Will has now dramatically revealed that Nicole and Hardy were asked to be part of the "20" but for some reason both declined. DAMN IT!

Upstairs in the HOH room James and Howie talk about the end votes and the possibility of 2 from Season 6 making it to the final 2 spots. Howie, of all people, talk about Janelle screwing up the final votes from the jury with her actions this entire game.

Back downstairs in the hot tub drunk Janie and drunk Erika are all over Will discussing what could happen if the cameras were rolling. Will says he was born in Italy and lived a European lifestyle and then requests for them to take off their tops. Danielle came out but then saw what was happening in the hot tub and she smiles going back inside.

"Take your shorts off and we'll talk business" requests Janelle. Will asks if this the "hook up alliance", or the "Will is getting dumped alliance"? Janelle and Erika playfully say that Will's body is so "hard". "You've gotten so in shape since you've been here" says Janelle. Will keeps staying "stop" over and over with a big smile.

Will tries to get out and Janelle pushes him back into the hot tub. Now both girls make a deal to kiss if BB gives them 2 more bottles of wine. Janelle's hands are all over Will and she keeps saying "Dr. Delicious, you're so dreamy". Now Will says that if he takes off his shorts then there's no where else to go... but Erika quickly says "the bedroom" and then Janelle says "the HOH". Now they talk about going to the shower to bathe together.

Will is now running through the house dripping wet to find Mike in the bug room snapping his fingers for him to come now to the HOH to take the shower. Mike is now pissed and says he's "not in the mood". It seems Erika has invited Mike in the 3 way- now 4 way shower in the HOH room.

They both head upstairs and find Howie has been told to leave the HOH room. He watches them stand there ringing the doorbell as both ladies, Erika and Janelle pull in Will and Mike. Janelle now opens the door and tells Howie "we'll be down in a second" and Howie asks what's going on, "sex?"

Janelle runs downstairs to pretty herself up in the bathroom mirror. Erika has come out of the bathroom letting Janelle "pee" while the boys upstairs call out "ladies?" This is sick straight behaviour.

Now both girls run upstairs and once they enter the house, Howie pushed out of the HOH room! LOL. Poor, poor poor Howie. Never ever ever going to get laid in the BB house.

Feeds cut to flames for a few minutes but now we've returned to a HOH shower with all four horny fuckers. How pathetic, they all still have their clothes on. What a waste. Now if only they all could come shattering through the glass and collapse on the floor laughing while bleeding, well now you got a fucked up sick show instead of a bullshit fully clothed shower. How dare these All Stars compare themselves to the Real World earlier in the hot tub!

Janelle lifts her leg up into Will's body begging him to lick some kind of stuff off of her. He won't because he's committed to his girlfriend outside of the house. There's requests for kisses but with no tounge from Dr. Will and Janelle can't seem to take her hands off of Will. I'm thinking Janelle wants to piss of Will's girlfriend so she can have Will once the game is done. At one point Will tries to leave but both Janelle and Erika pull him right back in.

Will keeps opening the door to get out and Erika slams the door shut causing some bottles to fall over. Supposely Janelle and Erika kissed and now Will has to kiss Janelle. It seems something happened where Mike says "that'll do" and both Erika and Mike leave the shower while Janelle shuts the door keeping Will in. Now they give up and just "shower". Janelle now leaves the shower.

Mike says to Will as he comes out of the shower, "Dr. McDreamy and Janelle have a kiss" and Will says "that's not true" to which Mike says "just a peck". Will now comes out of the HOH bathroom and is wearing the HOH robe. Janelle says "you got a booger on your eyelash" to which Will quickly remarks "thanks, how romantic." Will then says "Janelle, I'd love to hook up with you but you fart too much."

Now Janelle and Will talk about what happened or didn't happen in the shower and that Will's girlfriend outside of the house may not like the idea of future showers together.

Interesting, at one point in the night Erika slipped into the twin size bed of Mike's in the bug room. And then... Janelle walks in catching Erika and Mike in BED TOGETHER! She asks "what are you guys doing" and they lie saying they are talking about some body lotion from the four way shower earlier. There's some smack kissing heard from them and then Erika leaves. Mike also fears that Janelle will see them as a pair down the line...

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and Danielle & Erika are talking game on the backyard couch. Danielle doesn't know Erika would rather have Danielle leave had Dani not won the POV. Erika still doesn't know about the Legion of Doom alliance and Danielle has no idea Erika is aligned with Chilltown. There are so many fucking alliances and no one knows them all... except... FUCKING CHILLTOWN!

Howie just came out into the backyard and I just lost my interest so let's recap what's been happening in the house since the late night happenings.

Will is continuing his "Get James Out" plan because at this point James is the only male houseguest that actually threatens Will's chance from winning. Janelle isn't buying it but Howie is. Howie is already ready for James to be put up. Janelle keeps telling Will that putting up James doesn't help her in the long run when it comes to "numbers".

Mike has gotten wind of James' name being tossed around upstairs and goes to James and Danielle that the James is going to be confronted and to lie upstairs about James and Danielle working together. So James goes up into the HOH room and discovers that he is being directly asked if he's working with Danielle.

And so what does James do. He lies. Says he took out Erika and put "20 seconds" on the POV comp because he just wasn't thinking or something bullshit like that.

Will throughout the day is trying to get Janelle to put up someone other than Mike or him as a "pawn" against Erika. James is his MASTER PLAN when no one other than him, Janelle and Howie are talking. Marcellas is the name being brought up by Legion of Doom to Janelle as well as Chicken George.

If Janelle was smart to put up Mike against Erika to almost guarantee that Erika is going home because we all know Will supposely doesn't care about the money all too much and would rather have his friend win so if Mike is on the block Will will charm his way into getting Chilltown to stay thus meaning Erika would be evicted.

If Janelle puts up James and James is evicted because of Chilltown, then Janelle's is truley the DUMBASS BLONDE of the All Stars season and Will deserves the final 2 spots. He even keeps telling Janelle that anyone will "win" over him or Mike in the final 2 spots because they have money, almost like he's trying to get people to think "i need to take Will to the end so I can win" when we all know everyone will vote Will because he will have mind fucked 2 households to getting to the final 2 without winning nearly anything.

Don't fuck this up Janelle.

Janelle seems to be secretly working with Marcellas now in the workout room and agree that if they both get past the next 2 weeks then they can start playing without fear. If this continues then Janelle won't put up Marcellas this week in place of Danielle.

Right now the houseguests have been given crafts to do. Janelle and Will are making flower necklaces at the dining room table. How fucking exciting!!!

Up in the HOH room Mike and James are talking about the potential of Howie winning HOH next week and how to backdoor Janelle next week. Now I'm tired of James consent whining of Janelle and how she's a "bitch". I'm finally on the "Shut the Fuck up James" bandwagon.

It makes sense for Mike to talk Janelle into not putting up James because it keeps CT in 3 different alliances this week. Now if Mike does go on the block with Erika then they would HAVE to send Erika into the jury house so that Erika would then be a vote for CT in the end game.

The time is 10 pm in the BB house and James & Will are cooking outside discussing whether Janelle is going to put up James or Marcellas in the nomination chair.

It seems hours ago 2 clues were put inside and outside of the house for the coup d'etat power. First a giant needle and thread was put outside in the backyard. Then later a GRIM FUCKING REAPER was standing in the house as another clue for the coup d'etat and Mike may have won because he guessed "You Reap What You Sow" but Julie Chen said the clues make up a "well known phrase that applies to the game". I've never heard "You Reap What You Sow" in any season of BB but then again I may have missed it. It seems Mike has the new POWER this week. So forget about Erika going home this week! FUCK!

Oh god I can't believe I missed the GRIM REAPER! Supposely it pointed at Danielle. It was moving, possibly a person inside of a costume!

August 14th: Just before midnight Will, Mike, Howie, Danielle, Janelle and Erika are playing spin the floating bottle in the hot tub. Well Danielle actually isn't playing because she got a man but the cameras did catch Will pushing his closed lips into Erika's. Then Mike spun the floating bottle and got Erika and kissed her a bit more passionately. Danielle had to look away.

Now no one knows Erika and Mike are in a secret relationship that started outside of the house because everyone thinks what's happening between Erika and Mike is a "showmance". Erika and Mike just won a night in the HOH from the made up rules of spin the floating bottle. I think we will have live feed yucky straight sex on BIG BROTHER ALL STARS! Yuck!

Later Will just slipped that in the hot tub is a "couple" and he named everyone else something... he outed Mike and Erika by mistake and no one caught it. Mike even looks back at the camera with a smile. At this point Mike is sitting on the steps of the hot tub with Erika sitting between his legs with her back to him.

Now Will tells Erika and Mike "you look like a very well matched couple". Again no one suspects a thing between the two. Even on last night's CBS broadcast episode of BBAS' they showed a clip of Erika and Mike kissing in the red room bed, a tiny clip shown just after the "executive producers" screen shot.

Mike and Erika head on inside with intention to go up into the HOH room. They walk down to the red room first to get clothes when Erika pulls Mike into the red room and slides the door shut so they can KISS! Nasty, gross straights kissing! I'm shivering at the thought of screen capturing shots of straight sex.

James is possibly giving Mike condom advice on where to find them in the HOH room. I guess everyone knows they are going to fuck tonight. Mike is now in the HOH room while Erika is already in the bed... he removes his shirt and turns off the lights.

Now he gets close to her in bed, rolling on top of Erika's skeleton booby body and starts lips smacking so loud my ears bleed. They pull the covers over them and Erika giggles Mike's spit out of her mouth as she mutters "this is going to be on television".

They break apart so that Mike can "breathe" and then Erika starts getting on top of a heavy breathing Mike. She started to travel her sloppy loud kisses down his stomach but was not woman enough to suck him off under the covers.

Now they stopped kissing. He's laying there and she's spooning him... That's it? Wait, Mike doesn't think the camera's are on and that no one is paying attention to them... Erika assumes that 9 million people will see this. More like 7.2 million. Don't flatter yourself booby tits!

Now Mike is talking game and talking as if he has the power to fuck things up Thursday. This fucker talks during sex? How annoying! Wait, my ears are bleeding again because they are back to lips smacking.

Mike is avoiding something, now he asks if she's too hot. NOW he suggests to listen to some music with her on the double cd... the live feeds suck on this sex couple SO FUCKING BAD that they switch back to the hot tub downstairs. Straight people apparently don't "suck".

Sorry all four feeds are on the hot tub talk between Janelle, Howie and Will. They are trying to talk Janelle into "stirring things up" by putting up Marcellas this week and that Erika is going home. Little do they know!

Back to Mike and Erika. She's kissing him while he's listening to music. Does he need the music of a beefy rapper like 50 cent to get him in the mood? Feeds just got boring on the straights attempting sex so we got back to the hot tub to find a naked Howie walking out of the hot tub inside the house. White bare butt cheeks.

Sorry no screen caps of Howie's bare butt cheeks, I did try but my screen cracked when I did it!

The time is 2 pm in the BB house and Veto Ceremony has finished. Janelle was getting pressure from Will to put up James because we all know the only real competition for Will left in the game is James. I believe Will wants to take Janelle to the end because he knows he can win against her and all the angry people in the jury will have issues with Janie... espeically after this week!

Danielle has used the POV and pulled herself off and who goes up? George's name was tossed around but this morning Chilltown, among others, have convinced Janelle to put up Marcellas! Marci is on the block! Now Chilltown will try to get on Marci's good side before he leaves the house because we all know Erika is staying, that is if Mike has the new power of the house that will be revealed Thursday.

Chilltown is letting everyone else, mainly Season 6, do all the dirty work. James, Janelle and Howie figured this out last night or more saw a bit deeper into Chilltown's actions yet Janelle claims that she wants to go after Chilltown after others have left the house. They also agree that if Chilltown doesn't vote the way they want, meaning to evict Erika, they'll know they've been fucked and Chilltown will become enemy number one with Season 6, more so only to Janelle and Howie. James doesn't give a fuck.

Marcellas has brought the word "fag" into the red room claiming the "boys" are after him. More like the "boys" are just annoyed with you, I've even annoyed with you Marci!

Right now in the HOH room, the time being 2:10 pm, Howie is talking about how he has to win HOH this week to bring it back to them. Now they talk about how this week last year Kaysar was just betrayed and how April was in the backyard being told by Janelle "at least he doesn't look like a liar". Howie says "that was a year ago, do you believe that shit". I guess Janie and Howard the DUMBASS are thinking about the good ol' days.

Danielle is in the red room with Marcellas and Erika talking crap about crap. I'm now officially tired of Danielle's recycled stories. Is this how she was during her season because I didn't have the live feeds then. Talk talk talk talk- no wait, I mean recycled talk talk talk talk.

In the backyard James is trashing Howie to Mike saying that Howard can't think on his own once Janelle is out. Why can't James just get past what Janelle did and have him and Danielle go up to the HOH and just come out with everything- wait, Janelle would still lie about her true intentions so fuck that idea. James is so cocky about his Legion of Doom alliance when little does he know that Chilltown controls this house and will soon serve James his walking papers in the coming weeks before the finale.

The time is 9:20 pm in the BB house and it seems the halfway point season party is winding down. Earlier they played music for the houseguests and gave them loads of beer and wine and even allowed George to eat and drink. It seems that Howie and Janelle were talking about how they did this exact same party for them last season. Everyone was dancing, drinking and then soon after that all the fighting started.

Yet I highly doubt any fighting will happen tonight.

Right now Janelle just walked into the red room to ask James, Marcellas and Danielle if they want to play "bullshit" with the cards. She says the game is really cool because it is all based on "lies" and James asks "Big Brother or Bullshit?" Janelle said Howie is the "worst" at lying. Interesting.. I'm betting this just might make the show... with a high number of BEEPS! All four seem to be laughing and having fun.

The time is 10:20 pm in the BB house and nearly everyone but Mike and James are playing "Murderer" with cards. Basically you deal a number of cards to the people playing, embed the ace of spades somewhere in the cards and deal it to someone. The person looks at their card(s) to discover the ace of spades and then everyone starts looking at each other with no one knowing who has the ace of spades.

If you have the ace of spades you are the murderer and how you kill people in the game is by winking at them. They play dead and then nothing happens at the end. It's fun and helps pass the time.

Howie is being a little bitch by telling everyone he's not here to play stupid little games. Will makes him play. In their first game they deal out the cards with the ace of spades and Howie starts looking at everyone. Will points out that Howie looks scared as hell and then George plays dead. Then Danielle says "Howie is the assassin" and Howie asks what does that mean? "What the hell does that mean? What the hell are we playing?" Will then asks Howie if he has the ace of spades. Howie looks at his cards saying "so what if I did? How do you play this game?"

I laughed so hard as Marcellas outs himself as the assassin and everyone laughs... AT HOWIE! After Will explains the game Howie asks for him to explain it again. GOD HE'S SO SSSTTUUTUPPPIIIDDD! Howie keeps fucking up every round followed by more louder laughter... AT HOWIE. Then Will says "It's so hard to wink at Howie when he's asking you more questions on how to play". Funny!

Next the start playing with 2 assassins with 2 ace cards. Danielle won the first round and killed Howie, the other assassin. Yeah Danielle won Big Brother All Stars!- WAIT, no she didn't.

August 15th: Well I've missed most of the day's live feeds due to other outside interests. Here's the rundown of what has happened in the house that is worth mentioning.

Erika and Danielle are under the assumption that Erika is staying this week and that they have to win HOH next week to get rid of Will so that Mike can work to their advantage. Doesn't seem like a legit plan because most of the game talk in the game is just shit pulled right out of their asses.

The Legion of Doom tried to get Howie among other houseguests to get into a verbal fight with Marcellas but it seems that that never happened.

Everyone in the house thinks this week's HOH will be a "crap shoot" meaning anyone can win the game because the comp will be based on nothing but luck and no skill whatsoever. Even George could win!

Later Will busted Janelle as she was listening or easedropping on the talk that was happening in the red room.

Mike has also brought up to the house that he has a fetish of fucking in odd places such as an airplane. He gets hard while riding one. Sounds pretty gay to me.

Both Janelle and Will somewhat regret the four way fully clothed shower they had some time ago but continue to remain close even though both are secretly playing each other and both are secretly attracted to each other.

And Janelle almost fell down but kept her wine from spilling! Thanks to capgirl2 for the video!

The time of 8:40 pm in the BB house and Janelle and Will are talking in the hammock and the talk of Marcellas being sent home this week instead of Erika is brought up. Will slips up by saying "I want to do what you want to do but I really want to send Marcellas home." Janelle actually picks up on this rather quickly making sure that Will doesn't backstab her and send Marcellas home this week. She makes him say that he isn't voting out Marcellas this week.

Bitchy Marci is in the red room bitchin' about Will and Janelle talking in the outside hammock for hours. Erika makes it seem that Janelle choose Will over him and that Marcellas says that it is Janelle's fault that Will has the game. "She keeps giving him the game". So basically when Marbitchy goes into the jury house, that will be his argument from the day he walks in to the day they confront the final 2... that is if Janie makes it the final 2.

Erika and Will can not understand why Will "works" on some people but not him. Erika doesn't know. Now Marcellas says that no one in the history could do what Will is doing to Janelle. Erika brings up Roddy's name and Marcellas brings up that fact that he was the one that got Roddy evicted. He said Roddy showed him his ass but that wasn't enough. Marci laughs as the feeds switch cameras.

Right now Danielle and Mike are talking in the hot tub. She finally asks him "why me to align with?" and Mike says something about Jason and her keeping her truth and some other bullshit. She then asks "do you really believe that?" and Mike says he does. Just more bullshit that we won't know if it is true until we see the Diary Room confessions.

August 16th: Just before midnight Will is in the HOH room talking with Janelle about splitting the money in the end and allowing "everyone to win" in the end. Janelle is also upset with Will that he's got "other motives" in the house. Will bullshits "it's all my fault" and then stupid Janelle says "it's not your fault" BUT IT IS BITCH!

They move downstairs to eat "like a fucking beast" with the rest of the house. It seems once the clock chimes on midnight then it becomse a "slop" day!

Other antics in the house tonight involve the deal that Erika and Janelle have come to a week's truce. If Janelle allows Erika to stay with the voting power she thinks she has then Erika has to put up Danielle if she wins HOH this Thursday. Erika has sworn on her own mother to honor this. But elsewhere in the house it seems other people are aware of the deal. Goodbye Marbitchy!

As I type I can hear the houseguests shoveling food down their throat. That sound is worse than Marci shuffling the cards.

Outside in the yard Howie and James are exchanging words about Janelle's game play. Howie still believes in the girl while James keeps pushing his agenda that Janie is a mega uber stellar bitch. "She's fucking up my game by making other deals with other people and lying to my face." Um... that's exactly what James is doing in this game.

Will just came out into the backyard and threw something large and round in the pool, possibly a watermelon.

Wow, James and Howie get back to their alliance talk and James looks into the camera saying "That's why I took down his shirt today. Fuck him. He doesn't deserve to be here. He's a fucking idiot. Too many times he tried to fuck over his own team because he wants to make some kind of huge statement. Well guess what, you did, you went home 3 times before fucking anyone else in this fucking game... Trying to stab me in the back, I'm glad you went home BITCH!" Howie continues to claim innocence in everything Kaysar and Janelle have done in the game. I believe that.

James continues with his wild thought. "You know, his word, just like Jennifer's. Same thing. He's not a man of his word. He says just whatever he fuckin- You wanted to play differently Kaysar, you did this time." WOW FUCKING AGAIN! James is sooo upset with Kaysar because of what Janelle said to him earlier. I have no idea what she said but James is pissed! OOhhh James just found out that Kaysar supposely wanted to put up James week four. Interesting...

Danielle is now on the outside red couch talking to herself how she's acting like she's drunk and she's insulting everyone for her own game play and that she got her way which consists of her keeping Erika around and evicting Marcellas. She now says in the camera "when you think you know, you have no idea" and then starts laughing. Um... yeah whatever. Start talking like an actually WOMAN when you're in the final 2 seats of All Stars, then you can start talking like you're BIG SHIT!

The time is 9 pm in the BB house and shit and crap is NOT happening in the house. It's boring. Wait, the time just hit 9 pm exactly so everyone got up from the dining room table and is starting to eat coming off a day of slop.

The only thing that happened that is worth mentioning is everyone got their prom outfits already. Danielle also hid in the workout room shedding a few tears, fuck if I know why. Chilltown has yet again positioned themselves with everyone in the house as not the target for next week if so and so wins HOH so they consider throwing this week's comp. And it seems like Will is after James next week after Marcellas goes into the jury house this week. That's it. Boring, boring, boring!

August 17th: The Time is 1:40 am and Janie and Howard are in the backyard talking about the game. It's back to their late night talks like it was last season. It's almost the same since James continues to distance himself away from his own season.

Janelle is RIGHT NOW talking about how she wants to see everything online on sites such as Suvivor Sucks... but no mention of me. Does she even know GuyTVBlog.com is the greating TV blowjob?

Janie also brings up that 3 members of Season 6 have made it into the finals, she's amazed that Season 6 has made it this far in the game. And it seems Howie has a new look, a mustache and a lighter colored hair do. He just put on Danielle's sweater and makes it look PORN FUCK ME HARD HOT!

The time is 4 pm in the BB house and I have no fucking idea what's going on in the house because the flames are a flamin' with trivia questions. Tonight's HOH comp does involve some kind of disco ball and velvet ropes. It seems Janelle can not participate in the HOH and who knows if Chilltown is stupid enough to use the new "coup" power because it seems like Mike won the power by guessing "you reap what you sow". So far no one in the house sees them as targets but more of a voting power to better help other houseguests agenda's.

Don't ask me why Chilltown is in this very nice position because I'LL GO OFF ON THAT KING DUMBASS KAYSAR. I'd like to think he started all of this by making Chilltown "another target" in the house. Thanks to Kaysar Chilltown continues to remain in the house.

And if Erika stays and wears that black dress then she's going to look jaw dropping beautiful. Same goes with Janelle's red gown for the "prom" tonight. Can't wait for this. They could have had a dancing marathon endurance contest, you know since this show is beyond cheesy, but if someone had fainted then that wouldn't be good.

I'm off to watch a movie tonight so I may miss any possible fights- let's face, no one in the house is going to have a verbal confrontation. All Stars suck. Big Brother's voice should come over the house speaks and say "Houseguests. Throw Chilltown through the sliding glass door".

If you missed tonight's episode then you missed out on something odd happening in the game... First Marcellas was sent out and had a somewhat dramatic exit. He denied Howie a hug, hugged only Danielle on his way out and left in quite a hurry. Danielle was crying and we found out that Mike was indeed the winner of the new "coup" power that gives one houseguest the power to over throw the HOH. He has the next 2 weeks to use his power at any time.

Next... Chicken Feed George won HOH. It was down to Danielle and George in the HOH comp and the question had something to do with the total amount of minutes the houseguests were without hot water some time ago. Both guessed 300 and something and George won!

I mean how stupid are the contestants? Round off the answer. 60 minutes x 24 hours. Make it less difficult and figure out 60 x 20, that's a real quick answer of 1,200. Now do 1,000 minutes x 6 days and you get 6,000 minutes. Quick and easy answer. Julie said the answer was well over 6,000 minutes. I would have won. FUCK I SHOULD BE IN THE NEXT SEASON!

Now comes the next twist, this week is a double eviction week so 2 houseguest will leave this week. Sunday is the next live eviction. Chicken Feed George has to make his nominations live on the spot. And so he does. James and Erika. Erika then made a comment "again?"

It seems later in the house we find out that George is upset with Danielle trying to get him to vote out Erika last week. He seems to reason that Danielle set him up and blah blah blah, shut up George. George should have looked at the house as 2 alliances he's not with. Chilltown and Season 6. Put up one member from each alliance. Simple as that. Will for his intelligence. Janelle for her ability to win HOH. Make sure a STRONG player leaves.

Fuck Georgie! DUMBASS!

Later Will & Mike ran into the storage room and jumped up down like horny schoolgirls ready to fuck because they had escaped being nominated another week! Now they quickly talked about who should go this week if the nominations stand, Will wants James out but Mike wants to keep James. Interesting.

They also try to figure out how to send out Janelle this week but done so by someone else. Danielle has mentioned that she can talk George into backdooring Janelle. Will is also worried that if George does try to backdoor Danielle this week that James will go back to Season 6 if Danielle is out. Not good for Chilltown.

Then Janelle and Howie talked with George and found out that even if POV is used, Janelle or Howie are not going to be replacement nominees! WHAT THE MUTHA FUCK? And I FUCKING KNEW GEORGE WAS WRITING ON THE BLACK CLOTH that covered the chalkboard. MORON! George also believes he lost his alliance with the floaters. FUCK yeah you did DUMBASS!

POV seems like it may happen tonight. The houseguest have already picked who will play. Howie, Danielle, Erika, George, Will and James. No Janie or Mike. Yeah!

Next Erika talked to George and found out that she was the "pawn" this week. But Chicken Shit George won't say who he will replace any nominee if the POV is used. Fucker.

Then Will and Mike has a secret chat about Mike having won the "coup" power and to use it if Danielle is put up on the block. Both want Janelle and Danielle in the house so they can keep going after each other. Good move boys!

Later Mike chats with George and tries to get him to backdoor Janelle. George won't go for it. Idiot.

POV is now happening at 11 pm BB time.

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August 10, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Five

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August 4th: part 1 Just passed midnight Danielle is in her pink robe in the HOH room that has an African decor. Janelle and Kaysar are sitting waiting patiently for everyone to flood the fuck out. Will is on the bed listening to music while George is eating at the HOH table. Tick.. Tock... Tick.. Tock...

It's pathetic watching Janelle attempting to share dog stories to better connect with Danielle. Janelle has just been called to the Diary Room by Big Brother. Get the fuck out Janelle!

Now Kaysar and Danielle are talking, not alone by the way, about Jason's game play during her season. Danielle basically said that no one can change her mind in this game once she's made it. Basically, Kaysar, just don't even try to save yourself. James now appears into the HOH room almost stopping Kaysar's pathetic attempt at learning how Danielle plays based on her season's experiences.

It's going to be awhile before James and Danielle can start talking game. Now if Danielle doesn't do exactly what James wants.. will he be a 30 something year old baby and turn on Danielle next week or will he respect what she wants to do and will wait for his chance to push Janelle out the door. FUCK, Erika is back upstairs in the HOH room after telling Mike that she and him will be the only ones sleeping in the big bed in the red room... but others want to sleep in the red room despite what Erika wants... now Howie and Mike are sleeping at opposite ends of the bed... shame on Erika and Mike for trying to control something in the house!

Pretty much everyone except Howie and Mike are up in the HOH room talking about everyone making a pact to not put the whole house on slop for any amount of money. James tries to call out Will about his evil game play and then Kaysar calls out James on his "honest" routine this year... James gave no reaction to Kaysar.

After some time passes, the time is about 12:44pm now, Will leaves thus giving Danielle the chance to grab the headphones to signify that everyone needs to get the fuck out. Janelle asks Kaysar to play chess outside the HOH room... basically to fake play and wait for everyone to leave so they can go back in and talk game with Danielle.

Everyone leaves... except James. Howie's in the bathroom so James is finally alone with Danielle. He gets to quickly whispering that Janelle has to get the fuck out but THEN DANIELLE DROPS A BOMB!

You ready for this...

She tells James that she wants to put JAMES on the MUTHA FUCKING BLOCK! Because he has that pass to get rid of someone's eviction vote and that she FUCKING feels that James will be safe no matter what may or may not go wrong this week.

James hates the idea and tries to get the idea out of her head. James just called Janelle "a fat piece of shit this year". I can't believe Danielle wants to put up James.. her only FUCKING ALLY in the game! She thinks she has Chilltown in her back pocket but she doesn't. James wants to take great "pride" in defeating Janelle. Danielle calls him the "veto king".

James being the once Veto King and winning the pass to throw out someone's eviction vote has put him on the block whether he likes it or not. FUCK. Now Danielle says that once her mind is made up... no one can change it.

She also says that she's doing this because she doesn't want people to know that her and James are closely aligned... but um.. you STUPID HOH DUMBASS, if you start telling people to get them to vote to save James this week before he's nominated and James wants to be in the HOH room when Danielle tells George about the plan... then people are going to tell other FUCKING people that you and James are secretly aligned. So... putting James on the block doesn't SERVE ANY FUCKING PURPOSE. NONE!

And Danielle had said once that you never put up someone that you don't want to go home... so does this mean she secretly wants James to go home? Talk about wanting "tv time".

Now Danielle is talking with Erika about voting out Janelle. She is secretly telling Erika certain aspects of her plan but not revealing all. Danielle now brings up the fact that Janelle told Danielle to her face that Danielle was a "weak player". Danielle and Erika joke "did she [Janelle] not even see Big Brother 3?"

Downstairs James has gotten Marcellas to agree that if James is up with Janelle that Marcellas will vote to keep James and evict Janelle for her actions last week.

I, Mr. GuyTVBlog, still do not agree with Danielle's plan because last week she told Mike.. "Why give the HOH what the HOH wants." Meaning why give Danielle what Danielle wants... Oh Danielle, talk about another fuck up. This is the season of fuck ups because they are playing for the final vote to win money, not week to week. This is a "week" decision and not a "final vote" decision. If James goes out the door then Danielle will look like a DUMBASS and James will be the one screwed. DAMN IT!

Now Marcellas has walked into the HOH room and Danielle flat out tells Marci that he's not going up or being backdoored. He asks who the target is and Janelle is brought up. Marcellas said that James just came down and asked for his vote and he said that what Janelle did last week was "unforgivable". Danielle keeps trying to interrupt Marcellas' rant that "I've got a plan".

Marcellas asks about Kaysar and she says she's not worried about him. It's all about Janelle. Marcellas also doesn't have a problem telling Janelle that he's not voting for her but Danielle says not to do that, to word it so that she thinks she's getting his vote but really isn't.

Marcellas now makes Danielle laugh at how he wanted to handle Season 6 if he had won HOH. He said he'd bring all four up there, tell them to decide right here right now who of the four want to be nominated and if you can't decide then I'll throw all four keys in the bag and pick 2 for nomination!

The time is 2:30am in the BB house and Danielle is up in the HOH room talking with Will & James about her plan. Will starts giving his game advice but nothing he says will work because he doesn't know the people he's talking as well as James and Danielle do.

So now James rips his hat off in frustration that he has to go up even when he doesn't want to. Will lays in the bed as he and Danielle talk about this testing James and their four person alliance: Danielle, James, Will & Mike. Will now requests that his key be last in the nomination ceremony.

Will just sold out Erika by telling Danielle that Erika claimed ownership of throwing HOH by telling Will that she was "taking care of my boys" meaning Chilltown. Will is the ultimate floater this season! He's aligned with everyone in the house except Howie, George and Marcellas! He's in an alliance with Danielle and James aka "The Legion of Doom", he's in an alliance with Mike, he's working with Kaysar and Janelle to some degree, he's aligned with Erika because she is aligned with Mike and he's aligned with slop because both of them are just down right dirty in the house!

Will now tells Danielle that he's happy to play with her and continues his pathetic see through rant that Danielle was robbed her season. Will loves to flood flattering words towards a houseguests to butter them up to better accept Will as he is, charming but full of lies. The problem with Danielle is she's now telling Will how well she is playing the game by telling him how she listens to people and how certain people fuck up in the game... she's FUCKING UP this moment when Will will sell her out by telling the next HOH how BIG of a game player Danielle is! Can't people play this game perfectly or close to perfection? Everyone fucks the fuck up!

Danielle just told Will that Marcellas said that whoever Dani puts up against Janelle that Marcellas will vote out Janelle. Will is shocked by the news delivering a "whoo". Danielle, please shut your mouth because you were just on Mike's case about him putting your name in his mouth when you are doing it 24/7. Everyone does it. Who is Danielle to expect others to not put her name in their mouth. To use her name against her.

Will continues his rant about The Legion of Doom splitting the money. Um... Danielle ain't splitting shit with you Will. You got money. Mike has money. James and Danielle need money. I mean what the fuck? Now they trash Erika again about her taking credit for every move that involves her. And that Erika is a "good player" and that if Will went up instead of Diane that she was fearful of Will getting votes to evict her.

Downstairs Kaysar is reading the bible at the dining room table. Janelle walks by asking what's wrong. He tells her that he'll talk to her later. She asks for him to come into the bug room so that she, him and James can talk. She leaves back to the room without Kaysar.

Janelle is now telling James in the bug room that her nominations last week were "stupid" and that Erika said that Janelle's nominations were "smart". James said they were "smart" for her, Erika. They break and both go to bed.

August 4th: part 2 So Morning has come and gone and the current time is 2pm in the BB house. The houseguests are on an outside lockdown while Danielle is inside getting nominations ready. Here's what we missed as of this morning.

Kaysar, Janelle and Howie have started bashing Marcellas as of late last night that continues to this morning. Now Kaysar thinks he's got it figured out by saying that Marcellas and Danielle's "beef" was staged and part of their game play. Whatever! Oh poor Kaysar, now he doesn't want to go to sequestor... fuck these All Stars!

Kaysar really believes he's going up! We all know that Marcellas as alread turne against Janelle and now Janelle has turned against Marcellas, going to try to "play" him to get information. This should be good!

Early this morning Marcellas tells Danielle to not put up James but to put up Kaysar and Janelle and then use Howie if either one uses the POV. And over in the kitchen Will tells Janelle that he's going to do what he can to get JAMES out of the house. As a feed watcher I can't even tell what Will is going to do! Last week he tried to fuck over Janelle by getting votes to keep Diane and this week he just may fuck over Danielle in getting her main "boy" out of the house over Janelle so that Janelle can go after Danielle next week.

Will is such a mind fuck.

Next Kaysar tries to defend or explain his alliance's reason(s) for leaving Chilltown alone for four weeks and going after certain other "snakes in the grass". Whatever stupid, she ain't hearing it.

Janelle has also told James that Marcellas is their "leak" and then tells James that Danielle is their newest target next week. The funniest part of Janelle's bitchy cunty comments to James was that this bitch said she DIDN'T WANT TO BE BACKDOORED! Um... Bitch, you and your alliance backdoored 2 people back to back... fuck you and your requests. Bitch. But I still love her just not the game side of her.

Now we have flames on the feeds and await the actual nominations....

It looks like James and Janelle are still the biggest targets. Nominations have yet to happen. Will is talking with Janelle in the workout room about Kaysar and Howie voting to keep Janelle and evict James. Now he's telling Janelle that he's going to try to get James "up" on the block after he talks with Danielle. He's fucking with Janelle that he will be the one that gets James on the block when it has already been decided by Danielle.

He leaves Janelle to apply her makeup on the floor of the workout room. Upstairs in the HOH room Danielle and Marcellas are discuss "the four" and who should go "up". They also discuss how they are huge Janelle fans but now things are different after playing with her in the house.

Now they talk about sending one of Season 6 home so that there are only 3 left on the jury. Marcellas now says that Janelle or Howie need to be targeted this week because Kaysar and James will vote as one each whereas Howie will vote however someone tells him to vote, they basically count Janelle and Howie as 2 votes for the same person. Something like that.

Danielle continues to downplay her trust in James to Marcellas. Saying that she can't trust him. But she can and she's actually playing Marcellas as well as the rest of the house about her loyalty to James. Now they're both boring as they continue to repeat all the bullshit Janelle did last week.

Janelle and James are talking in the bug room about how he thinks both of them will be on the block but Janelle feels like Kaysar and her will be on the block. She also says that she never said she was "good at this game" and that she fucked up trusting Marcellas. James leaves her to be.

He now heads up to the HOH room to discuss more details with Danielle. George is not in on the plan but they need his vote. She also tells James that only him, Will and Mike know of the plan... wait... she now says Erika knows it as well. But Erika won't fuck with Danielle because she wants Janelle out as well, all three ladies want to be the last one standing in a house of men who will go after each other.

Mike then comes into the HOH room to find Danielle and James talking about how James is still going up as part of Danielle's MASTER PLAN! James is still nervous but ready to FUCKING PLAY. Mike tells James "man we got this" and that if they, the Legion of Doom, alliance gets through this week then they will be the alliance to beat.

Later Mike goes to the workout room to talk with Will. Will is telling him how he "played" Janelle earlier by telling her that he was going to do his best to put James on the block and that they shook on it to show Janelle Will's loyalty to her when in fact he's just fucking with her to get trust. Will also talks about Erika's "saving my boys" bullshit to Mike and that Mike can have his showmance with her but that she will throw Chilltown under the bus when it benefits her. Mike kinda agrees but doesn't.

And then soon after that they meet in the bathroom and Will brings up the idea of flipping on Danielle and getting James out this week leaving Janelle to go after Danielle next week giving Chilltown 2 free weeks of game play. Danielle has put too much faith in Chilltown, the team that likes to fuck everyone over.

The time is 5:30pm in the BB house and everyone is outside on lockdown while Danielle readys her nominations. If she puts up James and he goes home... Danielle is just another DUMBASS in the house.

Finally nominations has happend and Janelle & James are up on the block. Janelle comes into the bug room where the rest of Season 6 is in and says "the line in the sand has been drawn". James says to not take it personal and now Janelle says she really "dislikes" Erika.

Janelle is happy though and she grabs a hat and walks to the corner of the room and throws it playfully mimicing what Kaysar did last season. Everyone in the Season 6 alliance starts throwing other hats, pillows and anything soft all over the room. Fun times being on the FUCKING BLOCK! Fun times!

Now James wants to go upstairs to the HOH room and everyone from his Season 6 alliance has no idea he's already turned against them and wants to talk game with Danielle. James keeps telling the others the REAL reasons why Danielle nominated James but it's all bullshit. James is this week's pawn.

James brings up the fact that Janelle called Danielle a "weak" player and Janelle doesn't deny it! So it did happen even though there's no footage anywhere of Janelle telling this to Danielle. And now everyone in the Season 6 alliance except Janelle believe no one is coming back into the game.

Danielle and Erika talk in the HOH room about the nomination ceremony. Erika laughs and jokes with Danielle... Erika is by far one of the top players to make it to the final 2... that is unless someone nominates her and gets her into sequestor. Erika goes downstairs and here comes Marcellas about the nomination speech.

We find out that Danielle put Mike's key before Marcellas so that Mike could tell Marcellas "you're safe" since we all know Mike can't stand Marcellas. Marcellas keeps feeding Danielle's ego in the game and they both keep laughing and joking about how Season 6 has to turn on each other and decide who's going home and who will save each other with the POV.

Outside Will is telling Erika, Mike and Janelle that the this week's POV comp may have temptation twist in it.

Sometime after this Janelle was outside in the backyard complaing about the current house to Will & Mike about the floaters back stabbing her and Marcellas back stabbing her and blah blah blah. Janelle, come on, you and your alliance have been fucking with floaters since day one. Go fuck yourself. Now that they have power and they are coming after you now you're pissed... at THEM?

The time is 9pm in the BB house and Season 6 is gathering in the bug room to discuss Danielle's plan... while JAMES IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM. Kaysar is telling James that Danielle's MASTER PLAN [in theory] is to try to "put everyone on the spot and make them decide" and that she's trying to get Janelle out and that "they" will pick up James thinking he's upset with Season 6 for picking Janelle over him. Janelle says Danielle is trying to turn us against each other and James agrees that it's stupid for Danielle to do this because it won't work.

James is fully aware of what the real MASTER PLAN is and the other members of Season 6 continue to be fully unaware of what's really going on.

Now Kaysar just fucked himself in front of James because Janelle said that if Kaysar wins POV and takes off James then Danielle could put up someone from Chilltown and all of Season 6 can stay... but then Kaysar starts talking to James saying that he wins POV and pulls SOMEONE off the block- wait... he didn't use James name..he said he'll pull SOMEONE off the block meaning Janelle. Kaysar is ready to let go of James... well guess what Kaysar, James has already let your ass go last week.

After James and Kaysar leaves Janelle tells Howie that she wants to "stay here so bad and do some serious damage, I will go nuts" and that "you and me will be a fucking category 9 hurricane". Howie says "yup" and Janie heads out into the house.

Outside in the backyard Will is sharing his latest information about Janelle and Erika to Danielle. Both Chilltown are talking about how "brillant" things are working for them and Danielle. Next Will and Danielle trash Marcellas and his most recent game plays.

It seems this new alliance is strong with Will, Mike, Danielle and James. Will goes inside for a second and asks James is he wants to get into the hot tub but James says he's cooking dinner. Will goes into the hot tub and continues his game talk with Mike and Danielle. Now Danielle says that she told Marcellas about placing his key after Mike for purpose but Danielle makes fun of how she told him and how Marcellas reacted thus causing Mike to laugh. Everyone's fucking everyone in the house! Good Times!

I really don't see this alliance sticking too long due to Will & Mike wanting to split the money whereas James and Danielle need to the money for themselves.

Right now Will & Mike are left alone in the hot tub and they are FINALLY studying the game for future HOH comps, eviction order, pov, etc.

The time is 11pm in the BB house and Season 6 is once again in the bug room talking game. It appears POV players are set to play... James, Janelle, Danielle... and... Mike, Will and Marcellas!!! Can you believe it. The new alliance of Danielle, James, Mike & Will are all playing meaning no one is going to use the POV if they win it, except James & Janelle but no one else playing will use the POV so that their plan on getting Janelle out goes smoothly.

Right now Kaysar says Marcellas makes his "blood boil". Janelle says she picked Marcellas because he may throw it and give her a better chance of winning it. Janelle says Marcellas ran upstairs after POV player selection and that pissed off Janelle and Kaysar. Kaysar doesn't buy Erika's bullshit anymore and says that she comes up to him like he's "dumb".

Season 6 [minus James] believes that Danielle, Marcellas and Erika are in some kind of alliance. That's just too funny. James continues his "i don't know why Danielle nominated" bullshit up by saying to George outside in front of Danielle that her putting him up this year is worse than when Howie put up him last year. Everyone from Season 6 buys James' upset story! Oh Kaysar, you're so stupid this year.

August 5th: It just hit midnight in the BB house and Kaysar is talking with James about his anger and frustration with Marcellas and Erika. James is trying to talk Kaysar down from his idiotic anger rant because Kaysar isn't seeing that this is how they [the floaters] are playing the game and that they don't have the right to play the game like they want and not like how Kaysar wants. Kaysar is upset because Marci and Erika "won't take a stand" or pick a side. Um... that's what floaters do... they never pick a side or take a stand!

Kaysar wants to confront Marcellas when he comes downstairs from the HOH room and Kaysar wants to go off on Marci about how he turned on Janelle and how he turned his back on Season 6. But does Kaysar REALLY FUCKING think he has the only valid points in his argument with Marcellas? This is all stars MUTHA FUCKER. Marcellas will go off on you Kaysar and put you in your place about your game play and the choices you fucking made. Ohhh.. I've been waiting for a fight between All Star players and tonight could be the night!

James keeps trying to tell Kaysar that Kaysar is playing this game different from "floaters" and that he should use their behaviour as valuable information to use against them later in the game. Kaysar says he kept it all inside last year and now he wants to just get it off his chest this year. "It's on dude. It is on" whispers Kaysar.

The time is 12:30 and Kaysar is talking with Danielle on the outside hammock selling out Erika and possibly Marcellas and trying to save all four of his Season 6 members. Danielle ain't falling for that, are you kidding me? Does Kaysar believe he can turn Danielle against Erika and Marcellas before taking the chane of getting out Season 6 members.

James, Will and Mike are talking about the POV comp player selections in the bug room. Almost celebrating at all the people who are playing against Janelle. Now Will is making fun of Kaysar being out there talking to Danielle but they all feel Danielle is "strong" and won't fall for it. Mike then asks "I thought you wanted to go home?" referring to Kaysar's latest copycat rants that are very similiar to Will's rants about leaving the game.

Outside Danielle is pretty much putting down everything Kaysar says regarding his alliance and their choices. Nearly every point she throws at him regarding past week events involving his alliance he remains silent and has to think what to say that will justify their actions but every word or phrase he mutters Danielle asks more questions and tells him more facts that "just don't add up".

I wish I could write everything down that Danielle is saying to Kaysar but it's so much that even as I'm typing she's talking a mile a minute. I can't keep up. One great thing she said to Kaysar is that he's the only one playing for the alliance while they are all playing for themselves. Kaysar also brought up that his alliance has been "attacked" but um... Kaysar, your alliance has been attacking floaters since day fucking one. Get over yourself, Season 6 is not the victim this week.

Finally after Howie's determination for hanging onto the web for this week's HOH comp was talked about Danielle tells Kaysar that when you think you've figured her out... you haven't. She then says that she loves Janelle and James and that if she's playing Monoploy with them, she's going to kick their ass in it... "duh".

Danielle ends the conversation before they walk inside that Kaysar needs to start playing for "yourself".

The time is 4:20pm in the BB house and Mike and Will are talking- more whispering game after JANELLE WON THE DAMN POV!!! James is left on the block and possibly Kaysar is going up. Danielle supposely promised Howie he wasn't going up so that leaves Chilltown. So who goes up? Will it be Kaysar after Danielle learned to respect him from last night's conversation or will she break her word with Howie and put him up or will she break her alliance with Chilltown and send one of them up and out. Either way James seems to be safe...

Well there's talk that on the forums that James went into the HOH room to get something out of Danielle's fridge and he told Danielle that her kindness will be rewarded next week... once he leaves the door Danielle mutters something about "if you're still here..." Uber Bitch. Everyone is so quick to fuck each other over. Danielle has no right to trash other people's game when she is just like everyone in the house, playing down right dirty and fucked up.

The POV game involved many sacrifices and many rewards that included everyone sleeping on cots, some being on slop, everyone loosing hot water to shower with, someone being confided for 24 hours, another person getting a phone call, someone winning a vacation, another winning money, a TV was handed out and it all ended with Janelle winning POV.

Will and Mike continue talking- I mean whispering game talking about getting out Marcellas. It seems the whole house wants Marcellas out, well maybe except George.

Danielle joins the Will & Mike whisper and talk about how Will will try to talk Janelle into not using the POV. They could try to fuck with Janie again this week, I mean they've been mind fucking her for four weeks now.

The time is 9pm in the BB house and Season 6 is in the bug room trashing Marcellas! Kaysar is calling him a "scumbag" while Janelle says "he irriates the fuck out of me, little bastard" and Howie says "let's get rid of that little bitch. I'm tired of listening to him, looking at him, smelling him..." Um... Same goes to you Howie! And James says nothing during all this back to back Marci bashing... well he only jumps on the bandwagon to show that he's on BB7's side at various times but says the usually "he's a fucking liar".

Kaysar again makes it known that he wants to play with his gloves off and that Marcellas is "all holier than thou" but Marcellas never said he was "holier than thou", it's how stupid ass Kaysar sees Marcellas. Fucking bitch argue with Marcellas already so that you can have your ass verbally ripped apart Kaysar!

Howie wants Marcellas out of the house before Erika because "he's the most annoying person in the world... next to me" and James says "he's got you beat".

Kaysar reveals that there was a slop pass for the rest of the year in the POV game and George was flipping out that he didn't get the chance to play for it. I mean flipping the fuck out, Kaysar believes his reaction won't make it on TV.

Everyone is looking good getting ready for a margarita party. Mike is looking very feminine as he attempts to pull off a pink jacket and a slanted hat of some kind. Janelle looks great in her little black dress with diamondish straps and her fake blond hair all to one side of her face and Will has his black hair slicked back and is wearing a suit that makes him look as if he weighs a single pound.

George walks passed an almost ready Janelle wearing a horrid blue jacket with a puffy blue shirt underneath and he comments Janelle as he passes and then Janelle says politely and beautifully "thank you Mr. Fart". Funny!

Just at 10pm the Margarita Party has officially begun and it's boring as hell. Marci just came outside to join James, Will, Mike and Janelle outside... too bad no one likes him anymore. If he does go up instead of Kaysar this week then maybe this exit will do him better because everyone wants him gone and almost everyone doesn't want to deal with him in sequestor. Poor poor Marci...

20 or so minutes pass and everyone outside is talking amongst each other... except Marci. Finally Marcellas walks away saying "I though there was no Chilltown" and once he's out of range Will & Janelle bash him with Janelle saying "He's such a bitch". Will again proclaims that Mike warned Janelle about Marcellas four weeks ago. She says "I know". Poor poor Marcellas.

Now Will is going off about how BB has thrown the worst party in history. The fucking Margarita machine doesn't even work and Will wants to start throwing shit. Mike is shouting for beer and wine. The party does suck. So does Kaysar... ohhhh FUCKING SNAP!

Later Will and Janelle are talking about a 2 week alliance that will get rid of Marcellas this week, Danielle or Erika next week and then the other one after that. Janelle just said Marcellas is "bitter" and "such a jerk". I guess the fucking Legion of Doom is over... that alliance was James, Danielle, Will & Mike.

Now Janelle continues her rant about Marcellas that he was "screaming" at her and "raising his voice" and then said that if she didn't put up Wil instead of Diane that it was Janelle basically telling the whole house "fuck you".

The time is 11:15pm and Will & Mike are talking- FUCK I mean softly whispering about how Erika has been playing both sides and that she was never on the sole side of Chilltown.

This year we just FUCKING GOT our first "Season 2 Toothbrush in the Tiolet Incident". Beer was split on the floor to the bathroom and Mike used Marcellas' washcloth to clean it up and then put it back on the spot it was hanging on the wall so that when Marcellas would use it there would be beer/floor germs all over it.

The feeds quickly went to flames and came back seconds later with Mike saying he got "yelled" at and he was telling Will that Marcellas can go around and "do whatever" but that he can't use Marcellas' washcloth... um... whatever that means.

Mike goes outside while Will whispers game play to Danielle in the gym. Yes I forgot to mention that Danielle was given a 24 solitude thing from the POV comp so Big Brother changed the gym into an enclosed space with a porter potty so that Danielle would be excluded from the house for 24 hours.

Now Janelle walks in and is talking with Will about her possibly going to Danielle to get her to put up Marcellas. Then Will delivers his millionth "...and then you guys can put me up next week, I don't care" bullshit and everyone just lets him say it. I would get the house to turn against Mike and make him stand true to his word, he wants to go up next week, put him up and send him out the door. Backdoor the fucker if he has to be backdoored. His only alliance member in the house is Mike and fucking send Will home.

Why won't these All Stars do it? Because they feel like the want to be the one to "use" Will and/or win against him in the final 2 spots.

August 6th: It just hit midnight in the BB house and the Marcellas bashing continues with James and Howie in the bug room. Talking about how Marcellas is almost 40 years old and that his age was not on the call sheet and Marci's age is not even on the BB All Stars official website. What's up with that? James talks about Marcellas being a "coporate boy".

Janelle is playing card with Marcellas in the living room and Howie walks by telling Marci "you're so cute". I mean just be a FUCKING ALL STAR already and start spewing real words out of your mouth to one another.

Oh shit, Danielle is loosing it in the solitude room. She's crying as I type. The audio is breaking my heart. Big Brother is FUCKING LOVING THIS with extreme close ups of Dani's tears and face.

If only this solitude room had been started from Day 1 we would already have problem half the house quitting giving their DOR. This solitude room fucking rocks! If Howie was in there for 24 hours he's be jerking off in the porter potty non fucking stop. Now comes her game plan once she goes back into the house. Will she tell them she cried and hated every moment or will she say it didn't effect her one bit and caused her to think about the game non stop. Maybe a little of both.

WHOA... imagine the camera guys behind the mirrors who have to film this and be with her during most of her stay in the room of solitude.

Inside James is about to shower. Hoping for Camera in shower to work, even for a split second it would make my entire BBAS experience! Please please please! Ohh, just got a butt shot but it was behind glass. And guess who comes along to talk with a nude James in the shower... KAYSAR! Oh BB Gods, James is so sexy when he's angry in the cold shower. Baby James has come out and he doesn't want to go outside with Mike because he's in a "pissed off mood" but then decides to come outside for something stupid Howie is doing.

Outside Howie is standing in his boxer briefs and only his boxer briefs and is dancing with a mexican dancing hat on. Everyone is singing and egging him on and he's just acting like an almost drunk fool. [Thanks tigershere & auntjulie]

Later Will is taking a shower in the kitchen sink while Kaysar bitches outside about this week doesn't make sense. Kaysar just BITCH BITCH BITCH! Will is now sitting in the sink with his shorts on and spraying the sink nozzle into his shorts. Janelle walks by and laughs and is egged by Will to have more fun in the house.

Will asks Janelle to let him spray her down with the kitchen sink spray thing and she says no but he does it anyways. She backs away close to the dining room table and he sprays high into the air to still get her. Now she wrestles him in the sink with the spray thingy and they are getting water all over each other and the entire kitchen. Big Brother announces to "stop that" and then we get flames for a few seconds.

We return to Janelle and Will several feet away from each other but laughing.

Later James is in the red room with Erika and Marcellas walks in playfully saying "Get out of my room bitch" to which James says "Eat a dick". Marcellas then makes this statement "you mean a member of the 'four' are not happy with how things are going? How did that happen?" and James reacts by saying he should go to the Diary room and ask why BB allows Marci to sleep on the couch. Marcellas says he's sleeping on a cot tonight.

James and Marcellas seem fine now having regular chat about bullshit and crap. Soon Erika leaves to get food and Marcellas and James talk about the votes to keep James in once Kaysar goes up. That is if he goes up. Marcellas says he has his and Erika's vote and for him to talk to Will & Mike. So little that Marcellas knows this season!

The time is 3:30pm and Danielle is out of the solitude room! Yeah! She immediatly had to go pee because she kept it in for 24 hours. Later she goes outside to the backyard to talk with Erika and Mike. Mike pitches the plan to take out Marcellas. Danielle calls the plan "stupid" and then requests to talk to Erika in the HOH room. I knew Danielle wouldn't fall for that shit- Wait, we still got almost 24 hours before the VETO ceremony... so anything can happen.

Once they are up in the HOH room Danielle starts calling everyone downstairs "idiots!" over and over. Danielle then says that someone from Season 6 has to go because they will have voting power in the jury. Plus if next week Danielle is put up agasint Marcellas, she has a better chance in staying with Marcellas going out. Makes sense. Good girl Danielle!

Hmmm... now with Danielle not wanting to do exactly what Chilltown and Season 6 wants, minus what James thinks, I can see Chilltown and the SOV3 evicting James to fuck with Danielle. This could be the Amazing backstab move of the entire year!

The problem with playing with an alliance in Big Brother is you always have to prepare yourself each week for your own alliance to turn on you. You have to be ready for it and you have to watch what you say. Simple as that.

The time is 7:30pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking in the backyard by themselves. Will finally reveals to Mike that he's fearing that Chilltown has become too "cocky" and that they have been "tripled dipping" in too many alliances. That's what I said some time ago! CT has an alliance with Janelle and Howie. CT has an alliance with James & Danielle. CT has an alliance with Erika. Too many alliances.

Over in the bug room all four members of Season 6 have just entered talking about their HOH talk with Danielle not going so well. Janelle looks playfully frustrated but she just doesn't give too much of a fuck because James is on the block and she has POV. So to my understanding she's "backdooring" Kaysar who says "it been one hell of a week guys".

Danielle has just called Chilltown up to the HOH room and laughed about their deal to put up Marcellas. And that Season 6 has no idea that Danielle is with Chilltown... and James. That they think Danielle is aligned with Erika. Now she's telling Will about Mike's plan to put up Marcellas just doesn't make sense because Season 6 stays 4 strong as the game continues.

Danielle continues to say that Kaysar made an indirect statement to her face that she will be "weak" next week and will be the target or that they are coming after her. Will now tries to get Danielle to put up Howie and she won't budge. Now they talk about next week and that Janelle CAN'T PLAY FOR FUCKING VETO! Yeah!

Now Danielle says that if Will or Mike wins HOH to NOT nominate Janelle and to backdoor her because she can't play for veto. Danielle now tells Chilltown that she has told him that "the four" want you out. She said that's she needed to tell Marcellas to set him off. Now he's gunning for Janelle and "the four" minus James.

Now Erika is being bashed by all three because of her back and forth "i'm sorry" bullshit game play. Chilltown talk about how no one can beat Kaysar in the final 2 and that once they save James this week that "we've got him" to be stuck to their alliance. Now Chilltown is told by Danielle to tell anyone that asks why they were upstairs that they brought up "Marcellas" to her.

Danielle is playing with the spy screen and they all watch where Janelle is moving around the house... once she's not head upstairs they go back to talking. Apparently the Season 6 talk with Danielle that just happens moments ago [the meeting I just missed because I just got back from a night out] went down with some "bitch" comments between Danielle and Janelle. But nothing too harsh.

Season 6 also told Danielle that she has "no one" in the game after this week. Danielle laughs with Mike that she has power in the house... this week at least. Danielle now said she told all of Season 6 again that they had FOUR WEEKS to get out Chilltown. Season 6 also brought up to Danielle that no one wants Marcellas in the jury because he'll only vote for people he likes. Danielle then tells Mike that she told Janelle "then that's a vote for you" but in fact it's not because Marcellas dislikes Janelle now.

Chilltown exits the HOH and now the floaters go upstairs, Erika, George and Marcellas. Danielle starts telling Marcellas everything. She goes on telling them that Kaysar now said that Danielle is "dead" next week if she does this to Season 6, getting one of them out the door but Danielle says "POV baby".

Danielle continues to deliver the Season 6 meeting details to the floaters. She told them that they had all the floaters in the house but then someone says that Erika is with Danielle and not them. Marcellas now asks Danielle who of the four is bringing up his name. She mentions James, Kaysar and Janelle but Erika says James has to "do that" to "save face" with them.

George says that Season 6 just went into the bedroom after their meeting with Danielle. Danielle says they can call her a "bitch" or whatever they want. She now tells the floaters that she is not backdooring Marcellas and that they said Marcellas would vote "personally". Erika starts in by saying that Season 6 has the numbers and do they really think they can "dictate" the entire game?

Danielle is feeding Marcellas anger and I'm hoping there's a fight later tonight or tomorrow after Kaysar goes up! Yeah for me! Now Erika is mimicing Janelle as she came into the red room to Marcellas & her who are on slop and was talking about food or something, basically Erika hated that Janelle did whatever she did.

Now all four are snapping and clapping as Erika chants something about "alliance". They are celebrating the destruction of Season 6.

August 7th: The time is about 12:40pm in the BB house and Mike Masturbater Boogie is outside in the "Jack Shack"... again. He smiles to the camera just before he goes in. Right now... as I type... I have the audio volume turned up so I can hear Mike's oohhing and ahhhing... but there's nothing. He's quiet as can be. Now I'm not trying to knock Mike for jerking, hell I did it last night! We all do it.

After some jerking time passes we find George laying on the red couch, his view toward the Jack Shack. Oh- what's that I hear. Mike cumming. I mean nutting. I mean ejaculating. Out he comes with a smile as George laughs. Mike says "best one in the jack shack". Howie then asks where is "it" and Mike points to his left jacket pocket. Janie says "gross". Howie now asks Janelle "have you played with your kitten" to which she says no but Mike passes them both by saying "yes" on behalf of Janielle.

The time is 2:10 am in the morning and Janelle & Howie are talking on the backyard couch. Janelle says "I can't believe Kaysar is getting fuckin' backdoored!" Well FUCK YOU BITCH now you know what Jase & Diane went through when they found they were getting THE FUCK backdoored! Janelle keeps up the topic when Kaysar walks into the backyard. She says that he's getting backdoored again meaning last year he was backdoored by Jennifer aka J-Blo. She asks if he's upset and he says yeah but he's just dealing with it.

Kaysar soon leaves them and goes back inside and sits in the goldish yellowish nomination chair reading the bible.

Upstairs in the HOH room Danielle, Erika and Marcellas continue bashing Season 6 and what to do next week if they win it and if Season 6 wins it. Random talk about nothing special.

It's been close to 12 hours since I checked in on the feeds. So here's what happened. James got his phone call and Sarah was crying. But uh fucking oh, James made a statement that he doesn't care if he goes home this week because he has Sarah and that's all that matters. You never EVER make comments like these if you truely want to win the game.

Will and Mike also have come up with a plan to "test" Erika. They want to tell her that the plan is to get rid of Danielle next week using James as the pawn. They want to see if this information gets out by her mouth and her mouth alone. Mike tells James and Danielle how Will doesn't trust Erika and this may prove it. They also tell them that they delivered this information to Erika and not to take it seriously. Now we wait...

The time is 2pm in the BB house and the VETO ceremony has happened. Janelle, of course, took herself off and Danielle had no choice but to put up Kaysar. Had Janelle not used the veto and worked with Chilltown- no, the girl had to use it on herself, we don't want anyone in the house to pull another Marcellas! Well... maybe except Marcellas because only Marcellas can top Marcellas!

Kaysar is already hard at work trying to get George and Erika to give him his vote. It didn't take long for Kaysar, the kind hearted player who protects his people, start fucking James over but James did fuck Kaysar over first so... fair is fair. Kaysar is such a bullshitter around Erika talking about "trust" when he has talked with others behind Erika's back about her dirty game play. Kaysar's no better than anyone in the house. Not that anyone said he was but I'm just making it very clear that he is no better.

Janelle, Howie and James are talking in the kitchen. Janelle says after this week "it's personal" and James is telling her not to go after people personally. She says she doesn't care and wants Danielle out. Kaysar comes into the kitchen and Janelle hugs Howie as he playfully comforts Janie and her emotions.

Oh Janelle is such a cunty player, James is at the stove cooking while Mike comes down and approaches Janelle who's at the table behind James doing something with food- anyways, Janelle asks Mike if HOH is trying to get Mike to vote out Kaysar... James can easily hear and says nothing. Janelle shouldn't be so upset now that she's trying to get out James because James was trying to get you out first... fair is fair.

Mike now talks to Kaysar in the bug room. About getting out James and creating a new alliance of "the final five" that consists of Kaysar, Howie, Janelle, Will and Mike. Kaysar tells Mike that he's no longer "bullshitting". Yeah Whatver! Haven't seen you have a shouting match with Marci yet! They break and go back into the house.

Later in the house Kaysar and Janelle are whispering about how they are working on getting Chilltown to "flip" on the floaters by sending James home. Kaysar now has hope and believes that the game will go his way come Thursday... Now we have to wait for Chilltown to run up to Danielle and tell her what Kaysar has been up to.

Can you believe it? Chilltown is now no longer seen as a threat in this game but not only seen as 2 votes in the game for someone's best interest. Un fucking believable.

The time is 5:50pm and Kaysar is whispering with Janelle in the bug room about how Kaysar knows what they're doing and how he's figured it out and blah blah blah blah. Kaysar also mentions that this Thursday the floaters will be "screwed". I just don't see Mike or Will flipping to save Kaysar. They really believe that Danielle is trying to "push" James into Chilltown but they don't know that all four are already working together!

Kaysar is back in the bug room with Janelle talking about how he almost "yelled" at Erika about all the stuff he did for her in the game and now he's just pissed off with her. Erika keeps saying she's not in an alliance but keeps using the word "we" and he says to Janelle that Erika should "choose her words wisely". Janelle calls Erika "pathetic" and that you have to "hold her hand in anything she does". KING CRYBABY KAYSAR now says for Janelle to not make any personal attacks. Then how about you fucking shut your mouth Kaysar.

I'm so anti-Kaysar this season I can't control myself! Kaysar is now talking about "them" not evening "meeting us halfway" or working with Season 6 but who the fuck has to work with Season 6 to better Season 6's game and not their own? Why does Kaysar fault someone else for doing something to benefit themselves, fuck Janelle did it last week! DOWN WITH KAYSAR!

Janelle starts asking Kaysar about his thoughts on if he leaves or if he doesn't leave. He says that he believes he will stay this week because he says Chilltown wants to keep Season 6 "strong". Now he starts with reasons why Chilltown would want to get rid of him, reasons regarding making Season 6 weak, if CT gets rid of James then it makes Mike a bigger target but then Kaysar starts up with how he's an honest person and that's another good reason for him to stay.

Kaysar is not speaking on behalf of CT and that they don't want to "associate" themselves with Danielle and James or as he puts it "that side of the house". FUCKING GO HOME ALREADY KAYSAR!

Kaysar just said that the floaters "think" they have George but that he's working on getting George. Now he says "They're working so hard to get me out of this house" as if this was the floater's MASTER PLAN. Kaysar believes he has earned George's "respect" and that he no longer has to approach George for his vote because he believes he has "got" George. "Trust me" says Kaysar.

Now Howie walks in and Kaysar keeps saying he wants to look on the floaters face when the votes don't go their way and he wants to see Marcellas "cry". Kaysar says he has put his "ass" out on the line for Erika. Not sure when that happened. Kaysar now says "things are about to erupt".

It's funny to see how the SOV3 try to figure out what Danielle is up to. Howie did almost figure it out by saying that maybe the whole plan was to put up James against Janelle and to campaign to save James. James comes in starting with Marci bashing and Kaysar adds that he can't stop talking bad about him.

SOV3 start to hear James' bullshit about how he yelled or cursed at Danielle for nominating him. Now Kaysar starts spilling everything he said regarding Erika not knowing that JAMES WILL TELL ERIKA to keep Erika voting against Kaysar. Perfect Kaysar, shoot yourself in the foot, keep doing it male bitch!

Yeah! Now Janelle is asking James if Danielle really thinks she has Chilltown thus giving James information that they are trying to get Chilltown on their side. Janelle just called Erika a "scumbag" in front of James. Keep fucking up Season 6. Janelle keeps on with calling Erika a "bitch" and a "fucking parasite". Oh pretty please James, can you hand deliver this information to Erika on a silver platter??

Janelle and Howie just made a comment that they will never vote for Erika or Marcellas to win in the final 2. Janelle said she would vote for Chilltown over them. Whatever bitch. Goodbye Kaysar. Moving on!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and Will & Mike are talking strategy in the workout room which use to be the solitude room that Danielle had to spend 24 hours in... ANYWAYS they are talking about next week and they are talking with James still in the house meaning GOOD THE FUCK BYE KAYSAR!

They talk about if they win HOH who do they put up? Marcellas and Janelle are mentioned with Janelle as the pawn and Marcellas the one to be sent home. They count the votes and they count James as one of the votes for next week to vote out Marcellas. Not Kaysar! Good job Boys!

Chilltown just confirmed that they are laughing at Kaysar being voted out 3 times, this Thursday being the 3rd time and Will wants to say "Happy Birthday To You" as he lifts his foot up and shows Mike how he will kick Kaysar out of the door. They both now laugh about how Kaysar apparently called out Will on the Early Show and Will wants to videotape a message in the Diary Room that will be played on Kaysar's Early Show interview that will say something in regards to making fun of Kaysar's verbal yet playful attack on Will before the show even started.

Later in the night Will, Mike, Janelle and Howie did a whole big heavy metal production in the backyard where they sang and got wet and had some fun times.

August 8th: Later on in the night Mike & Kaysar are talking in the bug room about Kaysar possibly staying. Mike of course says he has to talk it over with Will and Kaysar goes on to say that he has Howie & Janelle's vote and with Chilltown that makes four but then Mike interrupts with James nullify vote pass and that Kaysar needs more votes and Kaysar's ego says "I've got that covered". Like this mutha fucker has George in the palm of his hand.

Ohhh! And then Kaysar asks Mike if he can offer Kaysar the "courtesy" to tell him that he doesn't have Chilltown's vote so that he can "prepare" himself for eviction day... BUT HYPOCRITE KAYSAR earlier wanted to NOT tell the floaters that the vote had flipped and Kaysar wanted to see their shocked faces when James got sent home instead of him... FUCK THAT KAYSAR, out you go! Hypocrisy at its best- I mean worst!

As the night goes on most of the house has moved into the bug room for a sleepover party.

Now we find Danielle, Marcellas and Erika yapping and bitching and moaning in the HOH bathroom talking about Season 6's mistakes from the previous weeks. Danielle keeps calling Season 6 "ROOKIES".

The time is 2:40 am in the BB house and Marcellas, Erika & Danielle are still up trashing talking Season 6 in the HOH room. Now they discuss what happens if they keep the power in the house next week by winning HOH. Put up James and Howie... and then backdoor Janelle. They also discuss the possiblity of Janelle telling Howie if he won POV to not use it to save Janelle. Shit like this could happen because Howie is an idiot and does what he's told.

I'm sorry but Howie is this year's April. He's a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! I'll type it again, Howie is a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! One more time. Howie is a waste of a nomination and he's a waste of a vote! Speak the truth girlfriend! Holla!

But this little diva alliance in the HOH room right now is starting to sound like Season 6 when they were in power for four weeks. Talking about how they will control the game and the weeks to come. When you have power for one week you talk about power for that week. You learn to shut the fuck up on up coming weeks. When and if you and your alliance wins HOH the next week then you talk about the power of that week.

Marcellas also ranted about how Season 6 should have taken out Chilltown the first 2 weeks, then George and then Jase... because according to Marcellas these four people don't deserve to be in the house. But then that would Season 6 doing YOUR dirty work for YOU Marcellas. They didn't want to do YOUR dirty work and YOU wanted them to YOUR dirty work and this is why Chilltown remains in the fucking house. It's everyone's fault why Chilltown is in the house and Chilltown and Season 6 believe YOU don't deserve to be in the house. Vice Versa, back and forth Hypocrisy bitchin'!

The time is 8 pm in the BB house and the house has been pretty boring all day. There's talk of Janelle wearing her unsexy black dress for Kaysar's possible eviction. There's talk from Chilltown that James is the "bigger threat". But I just don't see Will, Mike fucking over what James and Danielle have gone through this week, especially Danielle. And supposely tonight Kaysar has said that if Chilltown tells him he can not get their votes he's going to give up and just enjoy the rest of his time in the house. With talk of Janelle wearing her unsexy black dress for a "dark sad day" then maybe CT is going to vote out Kaysar.

August 8th Ghosts: The time is 10 pm in the house and there's talk of Former All Star's faces appearing in the mirrors. Jase just appeared in the backyard mirror just behind the hammock where Kaysar, Mike and George didn't even notice it!

It also seems Erika has now seen Alison's ghostly red face in the mirror located in the kitchen. She screamed her name and soon after the entire house was asking questions and trying to figure out what the fuck just happened.

HOLY SHIT... as I'm typing this update Janelle screamed on the live feeds and gave me chills down my FUCKING spine! She screamed over and over in the bug room as she was laying on the floor. She also pulled the covers over her face screaming as the others run in. She says she saw Alison's face glowing orange in the mirror.

NOW AS I'M TYPING Mike SCREAMS! Mike saw Jase in the bathroom and Erika and Janelle scream because Mike is screaming as they all run away from the bathroom.

Danielle, Erika and Mike run up to the HOH scared while Jase's ghost face keeps reappearing in the bathroom mirror while James and Will are in the kitchen. Alison's red ghost face just appeared back in the bug room.

Downstairs in the living room James, Howie, Will and Janelle are talking about someone coming back. Will hates any twist BB throws at them and they discuss sending whoever comes back into the house to send them right the fuck back out. Will says "boring". I think it's fun. I've still got chills down my spine as I type and goosebumps all over my arms.

Danielle and Marcellas who are already upstairs in the HOH room want to see a "ghost" now and both head down to the red room to wait for one to appear. Mike and Erika stay up in the HOH room by themselves under the covers talking about how scared they are and how they don't want to go anywhere in the house by themselves.

James and Will continue to bitch and moan about someone coming back when it's not even about that, it's just about scaring the shit out of the houseguests. Over in the red room Marcellas and Danielle sit in the dark and BB's voice scares Marcellas by announcing that he needs to put on his microphone. Marci of course jumps at the sound in the dark.

Danielle and Marcellas leave the red room giving up as nothing appears for them. Now if BB could move one of the chairs in the dining room as Danielle and/or Marcellas walks by then that WOULD BE THE FUCKING SHIT!

Marcellas and Danielle are back in the HOH room and Marci just doesn't believe Mike and tells Mike that he saw his own reflection.

Outside Kaysar is working George over for his vote but WHO THE FUCK CARES! I want more ghosts! It seems George isn't buying Kaysar's smelly bullshit because he said "but you didn't have to do that" regarding doing someone else's "dirty work" meaning evicting George. He just isn't buying it. He also said "You guys never talked to me". George keeps throwing back comments and questions to Kaysar's bullshit. Good Boy George!

Oh god Kaysar just said that Season 6 was used and that the house was the "executioners" not Season 6. Kaysar keeps saying "they're looking out for themselves" but THAT'S WHAT SEASON 6 is FUCKING doing! Kaysar continues to say that Will wasn't put up to "keep other targets in the house" and that "you can't do what's obvious in this game" but George says that sooner or later Will is going to come at them like a "raging bull". Kaysar keeps up his bullshit... Shut up Kaysar!

Oh my god, Joker Update's poster "Nalapoo23" caught Roddy's/Bunky's ghost pic!!!

Danielle, Marcellas, Erika and Mike are still freaking the fuck out in the HOH room. "How can they do this?" screams out Mike. Marcellas jokes that he's going to "break the fucking glass and pull the bitch through"!

Downstairs Janelle and Howie are in the bathroom. Howie is sitting on the bathroom chair while Janelle stares into the mirror. Marcellas is now downstairs... where's the next ghost face going to appear?!?!?! Erika is now in the kitchen... back downstairs ready to see something else.

The time is 11:30 pm and George is in the kitchen telling Danielle that he and Kaysar had a "long talk". It seems Kaysar didn't have any major effect on George. Howie walks into the kitchen and says "I sense a great disturbance in the force" meaning someone's coming back. George calls the faces "cute" and doesn't really think anyone is coming back. Janelle and Kaysar join the gang in the kitchen and Janie talks about the faces with Danielle.

George goes to the bathroom and then comes back "You won't believe who I saw in that mirror?" and everyone asks "who?" and he says "Chicken George" and he laughs at everyone's reaction.

August 9th: Now Kaysar is talking with Erika in the backyard couches and can't seem to get through to her about his intentions and motives and his Season 6's actions for the first four weeks. She made a great point that YOU, Season 6, named her and others as the "floaters" and that Chilltown is no longer a target based on Season 6's actions for the first 4 weeks.

Now Erika says that this week is about revenge for Diane, at least not to her. She keeps borderline arguing Kaysar's bullshit and "problem" with whatever is going on. She now blames the reason why she worked with Danielle this week is because she was nominated by Janelle last week. Even if it was as a "pawn" role she was nominated.

Kaysar is now denying that "floaters" were not the target when in fact they have been the target since day one because Season 6 wanted a bigger target left in the house meaning Chilltown. Kaysar just lied to Erika. Listening to his bullshit leaves the other houseguests no choice but to evict Kaysar.

Kaysar is an asshole now because soon after he was nominated he wanted to turn the house against the floaters, have James evicted thus surprising the floaters and Danielle as the house turning on her and he wanted Marcellas to "cry" as a result of this betrayal. FUCK OFF KAYSAR. No more self righteous bullshit. He's said "Here's the thing..." way too many times that I feel my ears are going to bleed.

Oh my god, Kaysar says he is "ticked off" because Marcellas played a "dirty, dirty game" because he layed down with Janelle and then ran downstairs and told everyone everything about Season 6. Kaysar calls what Marcellas did the "ultimate betrayal". Kaysar also says he wanted to do what he could to make it a "fair game".

Soo... Kaysar is basically saying Marcellas yelled and "cussed" and is basically the reason why Season 6 has such a bad wrap because of the "facts" he spread around the house. Kaysar can't look Marci in the face at this point.

Now he says that he "knew" Season 6 wouldn't get HOH every week and that hopefully they would "let" their "friends" get HOH. Kaysar corrected the "let you get HOH" part soon after that statement. Kaysar's "moral of the story" is that he played "honest" "cool" "as loyal as POSSIBLE with people who were kinda there for me" and he's tired of people thinking that no one can beat Kaysar in the end because he's "too nice". He doesn't want people to "bullshit" him when in FACT he's bullshitting Erika RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Kaysar is now saying he's not "campaigning" or "grovel for votes" but that's in fact what Kaysar is doing. Now he's saying he got "snappy" with her in their last chat and Kaysar said behind Erika's back that he was calling her out and pissed she's not doing exactly what he wants her to do because of "respect" he's shown her. I can't keep track of all the lies that have spewed from Kaysar's mouth.

Um... is Erika FUCKING CRYING? She's sniffing her boogers while Kaysar says what Erika did to him "stings". Now he says he had this idea coming into the house that if HE'S GOOD TO PEOPLE then people would be good to him... WHAT FUCK YOU EVER!

He just made me laugh because Kaysar said he doesn't "talk much" but all he's done with George and Erika is have one sided talks where he does most of the talking. Even at the beginning of this conversation with Erika he kept trying to interrupt whatever thought Erika was trying to express. You have to talk over Kaysar to get your point across but according to Kaysar you're wrong and he has to correct you before you even finish your sentence.

Um.. no, Kaysar just did not fucking throw the word "integrity" in this house. NO ONE should be using that word in this house. No fucking one.

We all know Kaysar is trying to get Erika to guilt her way to voting his way so after a dead silence and her inhaling boogers he asks what she's thinking about. She says she doesn't want him to leave. He keeps saying he doesn't have the votes and I believe he's trying to guilt both George and Erika to giving him pity votes.

Now Kaysar is back to trashing Marcellas, his intentions he knows nothing about, the slop pass that Marci gave to George and- fuck it. Kaysar go to Marcellas, confront him and get your ass served on a silver platter before you exit the mutha fucking All Stars house. Kaysar really needs to stop the one man pity party.

Danielle and Mike talk in the dark HOH room about the same bullshit of Season 6 when Danielle opens the spy screen to discover Kaysar and Erika in the kitchen! So smart to catch them and she told Mike that Erika said to her that she would vote out Kaysar even if he was up against James and Erika agreed that she would vote out Kaysar.

The time is 2:20 am in the BB house and Kaysar is now talking with Janelle outside on the couches. He says something is up with Danielle and he's almost figured out the MASTER PLAN. He also says that "she got what she wants" and that this game "has gone to the dogs" and that tomorrow he will "give it one last shot to Chilltown" meaning he's campaigning and earlier he told Erika he wasn't campaigning... LIAR, FUCKING LIAR. Own up to telling a game of lies without preaching how honest you are!

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August 3, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Four

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July 28th through August 3rd

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

July 28th: Will talks with Janelle and Howie in the HOH bathroom about forming a 6 person alliance between Season 6 and Chilltown, pushing their way to the final 6 and splitting the money 6 ways so that "everyone" is happy. Janelle's an idiot to take him up on this offer. Basically he's trying to save Mike from being put on the block.

Howie makes a comment that they are making a deal with the devil. Janelle says she has to talk to Kaysar and then Will works his magic by telling them not to tell Kaysar certain things because someone has to "go" or "take the fall" if a floater wins HOH is told by Will & Mike to put up Kaysar & James.

Diane walks into the HOH room stopping all talk.

The time is now 1:20pm in the BB house and Janelle, Howie and James are in the HOH room discussing who should go up on the block. James is pushing for Chilltown and it looks like Janelle has finally agreed to just put up Chilltown for their game play. Yes Kaysar and Janelle believe Chilltown "suck" when it comes to winning HOH and POV but their game play when it comes to messing with people's heads exceeds anyone else in the game... including Kaysar in my opinion.

I'm also sick of Kaysar calling out Will on TV episodes over and over. Mutha fucker do something about it. I'm starting to think that Kaysar wants to go into the final 2 against Will and win against him... if Janelle puts up Mike & Will, I can see Kaysar pushing to get Mike out to keep Will in. Kaysar's a nutjob for believing he can outwit Will... a total nut!

Time is now 2:20pm in the BB house and Will is talking with Janelle in the HOH room. He's pushing the idea that Season 6 is going to break apart sooner than she thinks because everyone has a "parachute"... Kaysar has Erika, James has Danielle, Howie has... George? and Janelle has Marcellas. Now they are a team of 8 and they don't even know it but more four teams of 2.

Will is also pushing his honesty and trustworthy behaviour in the game and that Janelle is the smartest of her group and "beautiful". Janelle looks as if she is thinking about screwing her own alliance but then she can also just be fucking with Will to get him to spill his newest game plan to her so she can deliver it to her alliance members.

He continues to use the "cheating" tatic that her male members of Season 6 are seeing other people behind her back. Janelle keeps showing fear of nominating Erika & Danielle to Will who continues another [looking at watch] manipulation talk that's completely one sided.

He just told Janelle to put Will & Mike as the last keys and put Erika and Danielle up for eviction and then let the house get in an uproar... God I hope Janelle doesn't fall for this bullshit, it's like Maggie telling Howie last season to put up someone else rather than his direct target.

Janelle just called Will on the same tatic that he's trying to do what Maggie did to Howie... he goes on for another 1,000 word rant while Janelle listens. He's working hard and he's annoying enough that I'm going to turn off my feeds now and wait until after the Nomination Ceremony is done. If Janelle listens to him rather her own alliance, she's Queen Moron of this season.

An All Star player this season just needs to treat Will's words as lie onto of another lie covered by a handful of lies finished off by the biggest lie. Screw before he screws you.

So it's 6pm in the BB house and Janelle has nominated Erika & Mike for eviction. Erika is the "pawn" while Mike is the target. James, Kaysar and Howie all agreed these were the best nominations for the week... but then James started to not like them so much when he chatted with Danielle. Why do "half assed" nominations instead of going after Chilltown directly. Why is no one going after Will? Questions like that were brought up between them while James decided that later tonight he would go talk to Janie about her nominations.

Erika went upstairs later to talk with Janelle and Kaysar about being used as a pawn. They kept telling her that she's safe and so she left to go downstairs to find Mike in the workout room. She tells him that Season 6 doesn't know that she's "aligned" with Chilltown and is their "spy". She says that Will needs to get POV to pull off Mike thus saving them both... but then that means Erika is still on the block with possibility of going home... Erika's an idiot. Fuck Chilltown, look out for yourself.

The time is 9:50pm in the BB house and James is talking with Erika and Danielle in the red room. He is sharing information about his group's views on Chilltown & Floaters. James is under the impression that if Erika comes off the block because of POV that the "other half" of Chilltown will be put on the block... but little does James know that Janelle is working to get Mike off the MUTHA FUCKING BLOCK!

Earlier in the day Janelle has talked with Mike about taking Will's MUTHA FUCKING DEAL! The deal that yet again saves Chilltown and sends out another floater this week, how stupid is Janelle? Chilltown has yet to win a damn thing all season and continue to master mind fuck every houseguest in the house.

Now Janelle has told Mike that Kaysar is down with the plan and that she has to tell Howie and James about the plan. What Janelle may or may not know is that Danielle has pulled aside Kaysar earlier wanting an explaination about this week's game play from their side. Danielle tells Janelle that Chilltown "hates" Janelle and want her out! During this conversation with Danielle Kaysar is under the impression that Mike is going home. I can't figure out what the fuck is going on in this house!

Whoa... Now I can see James getting pissed off yet again with Janelle & Kaysar to then go after the floaters to make sure that voting power remains in his favor to get out Mike if no one is saved with the POV. If Janelle, Kaysar and Howie go through with another deal with Chilltown I can finally see James going against Season 6... secretly....

Back to James in the red room. Danielle has walked out leaving James to whisper with Erika. He calls Marcellas a "bitch" because "he sold us out" and that was the name he wanted his alliance to nominate and evict. He THEN told Erika that Janelle had mentioned ERIKA as someone to get out this week. Erika thinks its "stupid" to make an enemy out of her and maybe things its because of her "relationship" with Kaysar.

It's time for James to become THE MASTER FLOATER! Kaysar now walks into the red room stopping all game talk. James' girlfriend is given a shout out with James saying "I'm glad Sarah isn't here because Howie would have put us up already!"

July 29th: HOLY SHIT! SUPRISE VETO COMP IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, JUST AROUND MIDNIGHT!

Janelle was telling everyone to wake up and get ready to play Veto!

Okay, since the feeds came back we find out that they only selected players for the Veto comp. It seems Will is playing... FUCK. Howie is playing. OH FUCK. Diane is playing. Another FUCK! And then there's Janelle, Mike and Erika playing. The other catch is that everyone has to stay up until its time to play Veto? Wait, Marcellas is taking a nap... maybe it's a wake up call of some sorts. The entire house is active and they are on a lockdown inside.

Later Janelle is in the HOH room telling her alliance & Marcellas that she's not going with Will's "stupid" plan. Thank God!

Right now, some time after Midnight, Janelle comes in on Will, Mike and Diane talking about how if it comes down to Will & Diane in the POV comp that he will let Diane win it. Diane walks away and now Janelle is talking to Will about how Erika can't win POV and that Mike has to come off with POV. She says she still hasn't told Howie about the plan and that Howie should win POV.

Now Janelle leaves Will & Mike talking about if they really believe Janelle is going to go with thier MASTER PLAN on saving Chilltown and sending a floater home and creating a new alliance with Chilltown. Doesn't make sense to me until POV is won and either used or not used.

Interesting... Mike just said that he's never played Veto before. Wow. Now it seems that if Erika wins the plan is to put up Danielle... or at least that's what Chilltown wants Janelle to do. They continue to talk about this entire week is "me you and Janelle" and how they plan on talking to James and using Marcellas' name as a tatic to fuck with Season 6's alliance. They basically want to fuck up Season 6's alliance, get them turning on each other.

Over in the bug room James and Kaysar are talking about Janelle's fucked up nominations about how if Will wins POV and takes Mike off that Season 6 is "fucked" and that James can't believe that Janelle picked Howie to play in the Veto comp. James is now asking Kaysar if he thinks Janelle wants to lose this competition. From what it looks like it seems Janelle is working with Chilltown without Kaysar and James' blessing. Fuck guys and gals, until I see the diary room session with Janelle regarding all of this Chilltown mess then I'll know what the girl is thinking.

Kaysar is now thinking that this week's nominations "could be bad" if Will wins and Chilltown is saved. Also if one member of Chilltown leaves this week do they go after a floater next week or the other half of Chilltown, that's the question being tossed around between them.

Janelle now walks in her "battle gear" and is talking with James about something and she thinks he asked if someone was going to throw the POV comp and he said no that's not what I said. She leaves and James tells Kaysar that she jumps to paranoia conclusions and he also refers to Janelle as a "bitch".

At around 1am in the BB house, Big Brother has started playing Wake Up Calls every 15 minutes. First a woman as screaming about spiders, the 2nd call was from a man who was clucking like a chicken and the last one was a deep voiced man warning the houseguests about who they align themselves with.

Now in the HOH room Janelle is finally talking to Kaysar about Janelle wanting to eliminate one of the floaters this week and not Chilltown. It seems she does want that deal with Chilltown. She talks about putting up Danielle and backdooring her and Kaysar says James will be furious and leave the alliance. Kaysar doesn't think Danielle is lying to them about wanting to put up Season 6 and that Diane is more the one to lie them.

Kaysar warns Janelle that if she makes the "wrong move" the entire house will be after them. Diane's name comes up again and that Janelle says that if the floaters wonder why Chilltown has yet again remained in the game that she will tell them that she went after a floater that she felt was after her.

She continues to believe that it is so "important" to leave Chilltown in the game so that the floaters, if they win HOH, will go after Chilltown instead of Season 6 but no one is really going to do that. Everyone has agreed someone from Season 6 has to go. Just to be fair to the rest of the house. They've all taken hits, not Season 6 will take a hit.

I'm starting to see where Janelle is coming from if Danielle is forced out of the house. This means James has to stay with their alliance instead of having a 2nd person to go if Season 6 is targeted and/or broken up. Kaysar continues to tell Janelle that Danielle is not a threat when Janelle continues to find reasons that she is coming after them.

Kaysar now leaves the HOH room and in enters Marcellas. He wants Janelle to pull of Erika and put up Will so that one of the goes. She believes if both of them are up, Will will leave and he says Mike will. That he will campaign to have Mike leave the house. Janelle brings up her dog and Marcellas says that he's trying to talk game with her and she brings up her dog. She's avoiding Marcellas' talk and has her mind made up already.

Kaysar comes back up to the HOH room but Janelle grabs him by the hand and pulls him to the couches on the 2nd floor to talk. She asks him if she should talk to James about all this and if he's going to be mad, Kaysar says "probably" and that she should wait until after tomorrow when POV is over and someone has it.

Janelle now pulls Howie aside downstairs to talk about what's going to happen. She doesn't want Erika to win POV. They go upstairs now to talk further. I can't believe it... off topic, Howie is wearing a shirt!!! Good Boy!

Janelle is now telling Howie about her plan to hopefully get off Mike to put up another floater. Janelle tells Howie that she wants to win to use the POV. "No one is fucking floating by" says Janelle to Howie in the HOH bed from hell. She wants to have 2 floaters up after POV. Both believe that if Chilltown win HOH next week that they will go after floaters as well but that's BULLSHIT!

Chilltown will make "good tv" and go after Season 6 and make the floaters happy because they will be potential votes in the final jury vote, floaters could be the majority vote in the end and if Chilltown does not target them and goes after Season 6 then Season 6 becomes the biggest and most hated enemy in the house because of their game play while Chilltown is going after the biggest threat and trying to make things "fair" in the house. FUCK JANELLE IS SO STUPID with her MASTER PLAN to get out floaters. FUCK HER. Can't wait to see this plan of hers back the fuck fire!

My jaw has dropped when Janelle lied to Kaysar when she, Howie and Will were talking game in front of the houseguest's photo wall. He even called her out on her lie and she again lied to him that they were just talking about the photo wall. Camera zooms in on him... what is that Janelle girl up to!?!

Sometime around 3 in the morning in the BB house, Veto comp was played and... Mike WON THE FUCKING VETO!

Mike though may have been hurt in the POV comp because he limped to the diary room and maybe had to go to the hospital.

Also Kaysar and James are both in agreement that this week's HOH was bullshit and that now they have to deal with Mike next week. Marcellas is also bullying Janelle that Will has to go this week. Kaysar has also made it clear to James that if Janelle doesn't put up Will... there's going to be problems. And now Janelle and Howie are almost blaming Kaysar for sleeping all day and not up in the HOH room trying to clean up Janelle's fucking mess.

Howie has also told Janelle that she can never talk to Chilltown alone and that this move this week is very similiar to Maggie telling Howie what to do with his HOH last season. He's also telling Janelle that WILL has to go home this week! Janelle is all over the place on this week's fuck up. And Mike has returned from the hospital with an "okay" leg and he's limping all over the house. Everyone is now asleep.

The time is 5pm in the BB house and almost everyone is up.... Kaysar and James await outside the HOH room for Howie & Janelle to get up. Early this morning James figured out what Janelle has been up to... she's made a deal with Chilltown. He told Kaysar this morning about his theory and Kaysar says he will talk with her.

During another conversation this morning James chatted with Danielle that if Janelle puts up her or Diane for eviction and no one from Chilltown, next week, if he has anything to do with it... Janelle is out of the house!

Back to Kaysar and James waiting in front of the HOH room... they're hoping next week is a double eviction.

What Season 6 should have done is taken four floaters and created 2 teams of four for an 8 person alliance. Every week they control the votes and hopefully the HOH and keep getting people out of the house until its 2 teams going at each other. But for some reason Janelle wants to split money with Chilltown in the end and Howie is just following Janelle because he's an idiot following tits and hair.

Kaysar and James finally enter the HOH room where Howie and Janelle are finally getting up. James informs Janelle that Diane has been given a talking to about by Marcellas and him. Apparently Diane is okay now after their talk. Janelle now begins to talk about her nominations and reveals that she doesn't know what happened and that she can never talk to Will alone again. She's admitting fault to her nominations... but is she covering her deal with Chilltown... that I still can't figure out. Howie chimes in that Will has to go home this week.

After Janelle starts spilling Will's game talk tatics, James and Kaysar start correcting her and getting her to see why he said certain things. Janelle continues her fucking scared fear of "floaters" which James doesn't buy and tells her that you have to go after the main target instead of other "targets".

James just said that if Janelle doesn't put up Will that everyone will turn on her and she will be the main target. Kaysar agrees that Will should go home. Her entire alliance is telling her to put up Will to correct a wrong. Janelle says "all right". James says you said that exact same thing yesterday, basically do it instead of saying "all right".

James says that last week they got out Chilltown's "strongest" member and this week they need to get out their "smartest". He continues to say that if Will doesn't go up, "we're dead".

James and Howie have left the HOH room leaving Kaysar to talk to Janelle. He says again that Will has to go this week, Mike next week and then Diane the week after. Janelle keeps blaiming everyone but her for this mistake including Kaysar and he says again that Will needs to go home this week. She says "okay".

Now people they miss outside of the house is brought up. Just yesterday James and Kaysar were talking about who they miss outside of the house... James said Sarah and asked who Kaysar missed but Kaysar didn't want to talk about it... he just said "someone" meaning male or female. Now as he talks with Janelle he mentions he misses someone and she asks if it's a girl and who is it and he doesn't want to discuss it. But he never says "I miss her" or "I miss a person with a pussy and who doesn't have a dick". Kaysar could be missing a fella...

The time is 10pm in the BB house and Janelle is in the HOH with Howie talking about putting up a floater instead of Will this week. She keeps toying with the idea that not everyone will be upset... Diane would be the target instead of Will... I give up on this bitch... I'm just going to wait until POV ceremony to find out if she does what her alliance wants her to do or what she thinks is S-M-R-A-T.

If she puts up Diane, Chilltown will make sure Erika leaves leaving Diane in to gun for Janelle after Diane and Janelle had that "girl" talk some nights ago. Everything is suppose to be fine between Janelle and Diane but after this week, the feminine shit could hit the fan. Janelle is an idiot, a dumb player. Chilltown will use Diane's anger for their agenda and help evict Erika who is aligned with Season 6. DUMB BLONDE.

Wake up Call kicks in at :52 seconds and Will freaks! . Thanks TRD!
Jase & Alison add their Wake Up Calls . Thanks again TRD!

July 30th: No real game going on, everyone talking about bullshit and crap that leads to flames on the screen... basically shit they ain't suppose to be talking about.

It looks as I may have spoken too soon. It seems nearly all the floaters are working with Mike & Will. Mike and Erika had a quick chat about getting Janelle out next week. It looks like she is the first to go from her alliance, both her and Howie will be nominated next week if Season 6 looses power.

They talk about Diane possibly going up and that they will have the votes to get out Diane... Of course Danielle is working with Chilltown, now Erika is working with Chilltown... Diane really isn't working with anyone... Marcellas could give a fuck about Chilltown and George is just cooking and/or cleaning right now. This season is a big mind fuck.

The time is 1:40pm in the BB house and everyone is getting ready for the LUXURY Comp. They've been hammering outside since the morning and everyone is happy hoping it could something big... even the movie Snakes On A Plane is brought up as a movie reward.

Earlier in the day Will has yet again gone in the HOH room and talked with Janelle ALONE about not putting him up and either putting up Danielle or Diane. She keeps saying everyone thinks she threw the POV comp and that she doesn't want to put up Will... Will continues his MASTER MIND FUCK PLAN and tells her that the girls in the house are after her. This works because Janelle keeps asking Will if he and Mike will have her back if she puts up another floater and wants to get them out. Marcellas interrupts at one point but is told by Will to go back downstairs.

Downstairs, whispering between each other in the bug room, Danielle & James decide that if Janelle doesn't go after Will this week then next HOH comp both will go after winning HOH hardcore to then put up Janelle & Marcellas. If Will ends up going this week then they wait a week to put up Janelle. Either way Janelle has gotten on James last nerve and he wants the bitch out.

Back upstairs in the HOH room Will has sold out Mike & Erika's secret alliance. He goes on to say that Erika and Mike have been long time friends outside of the house and have aligned with each other secretly, he also wants Janelle to confront her about it. And It's true, those two are working together because I've seen them talking in the workout room after nominations and in the bedroom late last night talking about getting out Janelle. It looks like no matter what Janelle does this week the bitch is going home very very soon... that is if she wins POV and saves herself!

I'm sorry but if any of these Season 6 people make it the final 2 with one member of Chilltown... Chilltown will win because the players will see an alliance of 2 versus an alliance of 4 and Chilltown did everything they could to get to the final 2 spots and that they deserve the money going against the 4. Now Season 6 has a better chance reaching the final 2 spots with a floater, it's All Stars, you will award the player that played and not "floated" throughout the game. Oh Janelle... fuck this up already so we can finally have some "good tv".

The time is 9pm in the BB house and the LUXURY comp has come and gone. The black team that had Janelle, James, Danielle, Will, Mike & Diane won the night to see Will Ferrell's newest movie "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" and pretty much all of them hated it. Janelle talked about walking out of Anchorman. Diane hated it. Mike hated it but said that when they all go in the Diary Room they would all say something along the lines that they liked it. Ungrateful shits.

Afterwards Janelle is back to the idea of putting up Diane for eviction. If she does this then I can't wait for the epic cat fight to erupt between Janelle and Diane... and then Chilltown will make sure Janelle's week was a waste by getting out Erika and thus giving Diane a chance at HOH to go after Janelle next week. Janelle keeps going back and forth on her decision.

She asked Kaysar at one point what he thinks and he mentioned that he doesn't really want to play the game anymore and wants to go home. Something along the lines of putting me up on the block and voting me out of the game. Um... DUMBASS what happened to your EPIC mind fuck fight with Dr. Will.

I still think CBS should have gone with my idea of All Stars. By putting 7 new houseguests against 7 All Stars... would have made for better TV than this bullshit.

Janelle is now discussing the possibility of putting up Diane to Erika who says for Janelle do to what's best for herself in the game. Janelle mentions that Marcellas is telling her to do "what the house wants" but Janelle feels like she's doing the floater's dirty work. I give up already. I'm not going to dicuss this bitch anymore until she makes up her fucking mind tomorrow at the POV ceremony.

I swear, someone from the other side of the house had better win HOH so that someone from Season 6 finally goes home... um.. JANELLE! I can't stand her simple minded head anymore, she's just so easy to manipulate. James and Danielle all the way to the final 2!

Fuck I wrote this whole big update and the PC froze up on me. FUCK. Anyways, Janelle has finally made a decision on who to replace Mike and that person is... WILL! Kaysar went down to the bug room to tell Mike and Mike is grasping at straws trying to save Will this week and saying to evict Will next week. To send home Diane this week and that if he does this, Mike will be Season 6's "servant" for the next few weeks.

Kaysar doesn't like the word "servant" and just wants "multual respect". Mike is also trying to sell out James and wanting to almost replace James if Will goes home this week or next. He keeps saying James will "peel off" from their alliance because of Danielle but I don't think Kaysar is buying it.

Mike then goes to the bathroom to tell Will what's happening and how his talk is just the best that ever was and has possibilities of working.

July 31st: I guess I'm wrong. It seems Janelle has picked Diane to be the one to go this week once Mike pulls himself off the block with POV.

Janelle has talked with Will and already told him that he's safe and that he HAS to vote out the person she wants out of the house. Will goes downstairs and talks to Danielle and he tells her that if he gets HOH he's putting 2 people from Season 6... Janelle's an idiot twit. I can't wait for her to get kicked the fuck out by the entire house by the floaters, by Chilltown and by her own alliance members. Even Howie.

Danielle has now gone and told James what's happening before Janelle can even tell James and tells him that Diane is going up. They both agree to get out Diane but that next week if they get power to put Janelle and Marcellas for eviction. He's tired of Janelle lying to him, using him, and basically choosing Chilltown over him- or his alliance. He's done with Janelle. Good boy James!

It's about 12:30pm in the BB house and Marcellas is upstairs with Erika and Janelle in the HOH room. She's telling Marcellas and Erika that she is going to put up Diane, Marcellas doesn't agree with it and says "do your thing". Erika asks if she's going to tell Diane beforehand. Marcellas also says that he stands behind Janelle and will do what she wants because she is his "friend". They say not to tell Diane beforehand because they fear she will start lying in the game to save her own ass.

Marcellas is noticable upset that Janelle won't have a conversation with Diane about her intentions and even though Diane said that she's not going after Janelle, Janelle thinks she's lying. Marcellas brings up that Chilltown has openly said that they are coming after you yet you are "scared" of Diane. Janelle laughs about being afriad of Diane. As of tonight Janelle's mind is made the FUCK up. Diane is going home as long as Janelle THINKS she controls the votes. I really hope Erika is sent home... leaving Diane with an agenda to slit

Marcellas keeps saying that every week Season 6 lets Chilltown get by and Janelle keeps bringing up that "they can't win shit" bullshit but it's a game and their mouths are getting them by every week, not some fucking HOH position. *Shaking fist in the air* Howie comes in and is told by Janelle that she's telling them of her MASTER PLAN.

In another part of the house Will and Mike are whispering about sending Erika home and keeping Diane! I FUCKING KNEW IT! Good boys! They also said that if Janelle was "smart" she would be going after Danielle.

Oh jesus all might, James is showering in the bathroom. Diane comes in jumping and throwing her arms in the air screaming happily. She says she had a "good day". Oh poor Diane... little do you know that tomorrow your claws are coming the FUCK out.

Around 1am in the red room, Danielle is trying to get Will to sleep with the girls because when they find it creepy when Howie sleeps in the big red bed. Will won't sleep on the couch but Danielle figures out to remove the mattress and put it on the floor in the red room. It's funny to watch everyone having fun with the sleeping arrangements... almost like an adult sleepover where you act 20 years younger.

Big Brother interrupts them and says that they can't remove the mattress from the bed... so they are going to make a tent in the red room for Will to sleep in.

Erika just came into the HOH room and is told by Queen Bitch Janelle to send up James. Watching the Quad Cam Erika has done what she was told and James is on his way up. He enters the HOH room asking "Did you summon me?" And now because of Howie's bad "going downstairs" joke James grows irriated waiting for Janelle to tell him what he already knows.

James isn't even facing her when she tells him. James calls her out that Will & Mike were not her main targets all week and that's true. He also says that Erika and Diane were her main targets all week. Here comes Erika fucking up the conversation. And then she goes backstairs seconds later.

James says he's calling out Janelle on her "lie". He just said that Janelle is backdooring Diane the whole time and Janelle won't admit to it. That her original intentions were not to get rid of Chilltown. He said that his alliance promised him that if he got out Jase last week that they would put up Chilltown this week. Both members, not one. Janelle laughs that Mike took himself off. James is upset that they used him. Stupid move, he should have erupted after Diane was put on the block.

Marcellas finally jumps in because he's laying in the bed saying that both Will & Mike are equal threats. James just said Janelle that "you guys have made me the house liar". Howie just said the lie that they made James tell Diane and that was to tell Diane that she was safe. He keeps telling them that they used him last week to take out Jase because he wasn't a threat to James but his alliance. So he put up Jase and he got hiim out.

Now he's telling Janelle that she's doing what's best for HER this week instead of what's best for their alliance. He keeps bringing up the "team" effort the past few weeks. James now says that last year they were tricked to put up someone that wasn't after them was sent home and this year Chilltown has conned Janelle to go after someone who isn't after her. Marcellas gets up very uncomfortable and is called out by James to talk, almost siding with him.

Now MARCELLAS is calling out JANELLE that she's doing this HOH to benefit her and not her alliance. THANK GOD. He's telling Janelle that Chilltown is going to "bite her in the ass" before Diane ever gets the chance. He keeps saying that Janelle is not going after Chilltown because Will is not on the block and Diane is supposely going on the block. Marcellas is now telling Janelle that James is "speaking the gospel" to you and that Janelle is not listening.

Wow, this is getting fucking GOOD!

Howie just said that Chilltown's greatest move could happen with them getting the house to vote out Erika leaving Diane in. He just figured out what Chilltown is up to! Janelle starts bringing up bullshit that Diane said this and that before the show about going after Janelle. Marcellas says that Chilltown threated himself and Janelle and that's why he took out Mike in last week's HOH game. He keeps saying Chilltown is making you four second guessing yourselves and it's working.

James just called out Janelle during the week of Nakmois' eviction. That she wanted to keep Nakomis even though she had openly said that she was after Howie and James and that Janelle kept pushing for Diane to leave the house because of some fucking chat she did before the game? She was trying to better her game, not her alliance's game.

Finally Marcellas asked why Janelle doesn't want to get rid of Will. Marci says that Will "played" his boy in this game. They keep throwing Will's master game play at Janelle.

James leaves the HOH room and Marcellas says that James have valid points. Marcellas is now trying to take over what James started and keeps pushing James' points that Will has to go. He says that she has a chance to get out the "ultimate Big Brother player" and Janelle chooses to get out Diane who's not even "top 5". Janelle asks if Kaysar is in bed yet. She and Howie continue to blame Kaysar for not saying his opinions in the game. Janelle is now heading downstairs for a "smoke".

In the HOH room Marcellas is now trying to get Howie to see the LIGHT while Janelle is in the backyard talking with Erika about James upset. Erika keeps saying that Janelle has to do what's best for her but that she has a big alliance to answer to. Janelle says that she should have thrown the HOH and let Marcellas win and Marci is upstairs telling Howie that had he won HOH that both Will and Mike would be on the block so that one of the goes home.

Janelle is now on the outside couch with Erika asking if she thinks James will put up Janelle next week. Erika says no. But that's what JAMES IS GOING TO FUCKING DO! She keeps saying that "James is pissed" and that "now that I think of it James has been pissed at me all day!" Fuck, Erika says to not put up Will, go with "your plan" and just put up Diane. Oh my god... do it bitch, do it and let James fuck you next week... oh please fucking do it you dumb bitch.

Janelle asks Erika if getting out Diane is a "bad move" but fucking secret member of Chilltown Erika says that it's her "best move". Janelle now reasons with herself that getting out Diane is not the best move for James but for her. And that "he'll get over it". Please please please put up Diane you dumb bitch. please. Erika just said that "he'll never go after you guys".. um.. yeah he is! Next week if he gets HOH or if Danielle gets HOH.

Do it! Do it! Do it! Janelle has made up her mind again and that James will "get over it". Thursday's HOH is going to be so fucking good. In Janie's words "Buh Bye Bitch".

Janelle goes back upstairs and then Marcellas comes outside to talk to Erika. He just said that James revealed everything that Season 6 has been up to and that they are ready to start picking them off. He said everyone but Chilltown. Marcellas is spilling everything to Erika! EVERY FUCKING THING!

Marcellas is telling Erika that Janelle acting "dumb" yesterday to him and that if she wanted someone gone she shouldn't have put up Erika but put up George. You don't put up someone you don't want to leave. Marcellas says "we thought they were going to play nice" but he says they aren't and that every week they are going to do what's best for them and that all the rest of the house is "votes".

Erika just said "the gloves are off" and Marcellas says that "we have to change this". Marcellas just saved James by saying that it's the 3 they are the ones to go after, not James because he's "not playing that". Erika just told Marcellas that she's scared that if Will goes up that Erika is leaving. Marcellas is down with that mind set. He's finally come to terms with getting rid of Diane to better the game.

Marcella is still shocked that Janelle lied to James in front of him. Erika is saying that Alison did this during her season, she did what's best for her when she was HOH. Marcellas is now saying that the "key" is to put all four of them in sequestor and be a voting power to the final 2. Marcellas is now telling Erika in a very sarcastic way that he will go up and tell Janelle that he'll back her up and "blah blah blah".

It looks like Marcellas is DONE with Janelle's bullshit. He's still very angy that Janelle will not give Diane a chance. He continues with the lies that Janelle kept spewing to James in front of him.

James has gotten up Danielle and now they are going to talk. He says he called Janelle on everything and that Diane is going. He also went back to go apologize... because he doesn't want to be put up tomorrow, they share a laugh. James starts spilling everything that happened to Danielle. She asks James what he wants if she gets HOH. He says he wants to start "the revolution". They want to get rid of Erika and keep Diane. James wants to send Danielle to use Chilltown's votes to fuck Janelle and send Erika home.

Now James wants to backdoor "that bitch" aka Janelle. FUCK YEAH GOOO JAMES! He says that in his nomination speech he wants to tell her "you're a lying fucking bitch. you sold out your alliance week two. say hello to your mom for me". Danielle says good. She also says that Chilltown has already said that they will put up 2 people from Season 6. They break and Danielle goes back to the bathroom. James asks if he can go upstairs and tell Janelle that Danielle is going to vote out Diane... which is a lie!

James enters the HOH room and tells Janelle that no one knows what you're doing and that Danielle will vote out Diane for her. James is back to joking with Janelle and Howie... hoping to get on their good side until after POV ceremony.

The time is 4:40pm in the BB house and Janelle's mind has gone to shit. Mike used the POV to save himself and Janelle put up Diane for eviction. Now everyone in the house will be going after Janelle next week and life as a viewer will be sweet. Janelle did this to herself so let her rot in the sequestor house.. that is if the jury is bigger this year. If not, let the bitch watch from home.

A reader who left a comment regarding my "harsh" words towards Janelle had me thinking, yeah maybe I was too opinionated towards Janelle but the bitch fucked herself this week. Marcellas is in the house blaming the internet fans for interviewing Diane who's answers towards evicting Janelle got her nominated. James and Kaysar went to the bug room and dicussed how every single ally has now turned against them thanks to Janelle's nominations and game play this week. Kaysar wants Marcellas out, earlier he had told Janelle before POV ceremony that he wants Marcellas out... Kaysar just wants to be the only male Queen in the house.

James continues to express his vocal distaste for Janelle in front of Kaysar. Calling her a "fucking bitch" and Kaysar tells him to take it easy. Kaysar doesn't believe Mike is coming after Season 6 but James said Danielle said Mike is still coming after them. Now they discuss the idea that Chilltown may swing the votes in the house to keep Diane to fuck with Janelle's stupid game play. They have no control over the house votes.

Later they meet again to chat further about Janelle's "stupid" move. Kaysar now calls Janelle "stupid" but James says that Janelle is "cunning" and did everything so far for selfish reasons to better her game, not theirs.

In another part of the house Danielle is talking with Mike about his deal with Season 6. He said that he would protect them but he never said that he wouldn't nominate them. And in another part of the house James is telling Diane about the reason why Janelle nominated her. Diane looks upset and is pissed that she's getting "backdoored" like Jase. Tick Tock... Tick Tock... How long before we wait to see Janelle and Diane exchange words...

Diane mentions to James that she is going to work on getting Will & Mike's votes, Chicken George's... She has James and that means without her knowing that she will then have Danielle's. That's enough to stay in the house to further fuck with Janelle's MASTER PLAN.

The time is 8:40pm in the BB house and James & Danielle are talking game in the bug room. More like they are whispering. Danielle is talking about how Diane was THE player of her season and made everyone walk out the door and should have won her season. Marcellas joins in the conversation. James continues his "Janelle sold herself" talk.

It seems Janelle said at the POV ceremony that "it was our decision" but James said not and to "stop lying! stop lying". James continues Janelle's "selfish move" talk to Marcellas and Danielle. He's also upset that last week they, Season 6, told Jase he was safe and then "made" James put up Jase at the last minute and now this week James and Howie were told to go to Diane to tell her she's safe and then she's being backdoored like Jase out the door. If Diane leaves, then everyone from Season 5 is out the door.

Marcellas decides to leave and says that "what she did to me was just crazy... and I don't understand crazy". Now both James and Danielle leave the bug room estatic that they will "turn to the dark side" meaning putting up Season 6 members aka Janelle!

Now Danielle goes to Mike in the workout room and FUCKING SAYS "Why give the HOH what they want this week?" Danielle says "you, will, myself, james and george, it's balls out if we do this". Mike says there's a problem because he and Will have promised to vote out Diane. Danielle looks upset and says that she won't ask them to go against their word but that they should have come to her first because she had said Will was safe regardless of what they were thinking.

Now Danielle wants to know the deal Chilltown has with Janelle this week. The deal is that Erika is safe, Diane is out and that if they win HOH this Thursday that Janelle and Howie are safe. Danielle now says her problem with Janelle that Janelle wants to be the final woman standing with the men and that doesn't sit well with Danielle.

Danielle now wants the house to come to a tie and have Janelle do her own "dirty" work, not the house. She leaves and goes outside to find Diane and talks with her. She's now telling her that she can't get the votes and that she may be going home. Come on Danielle... Season 6 lied to Diane so let Will & Mike lie to Janelle about voting the way she wants! Please... work Chilltown!

Danielle continues to get more information regarding when, who and how Diane was told she was safe. Like Danielle says she's "taking notes". Now Erika sits down stopping all game talk. Bitch.

Danielle and Diane move to the backyard outside couch while Erika is inside getting some stuff done. Danielle suddenly brings up that James had nothing to do with this week and Diane understands and trusts James. Danielle also says Marcellas "went to bat for you" and Diane says she knows. Erika comes back outside to stop all chat. Bitch.

I'm all for Diane but if this girl doesn't start playing hardcore to stay in the house then Diane should fucking get the hell out today before Thursday. Do SOMETHING Diane!

Oh wait. Diane just got up and went over to Mike to tell him Danielle is now telling her that she can't be saved. She wants to talk to Mike now. Good girl Diane! Danielle asks why Diane went over to Mike when she returns to the couch and at first she almost lies but then tells Danielle that she wants to talk to Mike later. Erika sits quietly while observing Diane's actions.

Danielle moves inside to the green room and Marcellas follows soon after to find out what's happening. Danielle says that when Mike says he's going to do something he sticks with it... meaning he'll vote out Diane. Marcellas just called the bed in the green room "cheap" because he said it comes from IKEA. Funny. Big Brother put flames on the screen until he stops talking about it.

Danielle is now by herself in the green room talking to herself wanting Amy or Jason in the house. Marcellas returns. Will was the first houeguest to refer to Danielle, Marcellas and Erika as Season 6's Parachutes... you know, in case their alliance feel apart they had someone quick to align with. Danielle jokes around that these "parachutes" have holes, Marcellas laughs adding that they're "bitches are ripped, some of them are opening, ripped cords have been cut" and so on.

Janelle soon interrupts and then Danielle turns the Big Brother show into a tour of the nastiest house in BB history. Her and Marcellas take Janelle on a tour of the nasty house.

August 1st: Boring house once again. Some are sitting in the living room chatting about movies. George and Howie are building a friendship outside on the backyard couch. There's been chat of Diane trying to gather votes but she's upset that Erika has already secured everyone's votes. This is why James is pissed because Diane had no chance to play anything, she was backdoored and given almost no chance to fight for herself.

Mike recently went upstairs to the couch in front of the HOH room where Janelle and Erika were playing chess. He tells her that Diane is trying to work to stay. And earlier Will and Mike were whispering about how Mike is going to continue to play the "nice guy" role. Will also thinks he's getting on Kaysar's good side because he talks about his clubs, the chance of getting Kaysar [ the future wannabe yet unemployed actor] some work and possibly getting Kaysar in on some new business deals outside of the house. Chilltown... always playing everyone!

Danielle continues to think of a way to save Diane but it seems Diane keeps giving up thinking she has no chance. I want Diane to stay but she's just not the same Diane we saw in Season 5, she's tamer, nicer, less of a Big Brother player. I pity her when she leaves the house to go back to living in her car. But you know what, it's her own fault for not playing the game harder. Girl better work her ass off for the next 2 days before voting.

Around 1am in the BB house Janelle and Kaysar are in the HOH room talking about the house's reaction to Diane's nomination. Janelle is annoyed with James still being angry and questions whether or not James will turn on them next week. Kaysar says he'll talk with James and doesn't think he will. Janelle also said that Erika isn't mad at her- bullshit, she is- and that she wouldn't put up Janelle next week if she won HOH- UM yeah your bitch ass is going up if Erika gets HOH.

They also try to figure out this Season's twist. I really doubt CBS even knows what the twist is, almost like a last minute thing. Janelle has also told Kaysar that Marcellas is her next target! I'm like WHAT THE FUCK? This bitch treated Diane like shit this week and now is going to turn on Marcellas. Talk about being a cunt!

About 1:30am Will, Mike, Diane and Marcellas are in the living room exchanging pre BB house information. Kaysar and James walk by to the kitchen and Will makes a comment about both of them getting fat. Marcellas chimes in with a comment about Kaysar getting "back fat" and then Will calls out to Kaysar that he should have heard what Marcellas just said. Marcellas said he didn't say anything and that Will was "working his angle".

Then Will notices Marcellas odd foot/toe growth, or lack thereof, and Kaysar starts making fun of Marcellas' toe and finally Marcellas shouts out playfully about Kaysar's back fat. Earlier in the HOH room Kaysar was complaining to Janelle about getting fat. Funny!

It seems everyone is up and in the kitchen area except Danielle, Erika and George. Diane comes into the kithcen area making a comment about James looking like her ex boyfriend from college. So that's why Diane jumped on James in the night Food Comp that just happened recently. I knew she wanted to fuck him! Everyone wants to fuck James!

There's talk of Mike jacking off in the downstairs bathroom... um... where's the audio BB? Oh it turns out that Mike was taking a nasty crap... ok whatever!

James briefly chatted with Kaysar and is still pissed off with Janelle. Kaysar agrees with James that Janelle did a "dumb" move but upstairs earlier in the HOH room Kaysar told Janelle that her thought her move was good. Kaysar continues to play it safe... Janelle ends up interrupting their talk and James says he's pissed that Season 6 has backdoored 2 people in a row. Howie said they had the chance to compete and James says sarcastically that "yeah they competed".

Now everyone is back to having fun and making fun of each other. Howie keeps making sexiest comments and Kaysar says that Howie's gentlemen classes will begin tomorrow. Kaysar starts bouncing a ball on the spiral staircase and talks about gravity and Howie tries to make an intellicutal comment and both Kaysar and James call him on it and make fun of his knowledge and use of words.

The time is 10pm in the BB house and James & Howie are outside lifting weights talking yet again about Janelle's "dumb" move. That all they had to do was take out Chilltown this and next week leaving everyone with 2 free weeks and then letting it be the floaters vs Season 6.

Earlier in the day Will and Mike are planning on talking to Kaysar about getting him to not nominate them next week... another deal with another member of Season 6. How stupid can Season 6 be after four fucking weeks? We'll find out this Thursday! And Chilltown's worst fear is Marcellas getting HOH because Marci wants them out!

Chilltown also worked over George earlier talking about how they want someone like George to win- what the fuck ever. Stupid George then makes a comment that Chilltown would be the last people he would think of nominating.

Back to the house's feeds. Kaysar has gone up to the HOH room to find Janelle yet again sleeping in her bed. She asks if Kaysar has talked to James because he's still upset and if he will vote the way she wants. He then asked which way Marcellas was going to vote and Janelle says that Marci will vote out Diane... FUCK!

August 2nd: It's just past midnight in the BB house and James & Kaysar have gone into the storage room to talk... James wants to talk game while Kaysar wants to fucking figure out what he's going to do next... go to bed... or eat. Fat ass.

James gets Kaysar into talking game and Kaysar truely believes no one in the house is after them, he really MUTHA FUCKING believes the floaters are after Chilltown and Chilltown is going after the floaters... James keeps thinking Season 6 is the main target if they don't get HOH and Kaysar starts his whole MASTER PLAN bullshit that everyone is targeting everyone else instead of Season 6.

Kaysar leaves the storage room going towards the kitchen while James goes towards the bedrooms and when James is just far enough away from Kaysar he calls Kaysar a "dumbass". Good boy James!

Tick Tock... Tick Tock... only a day and a half before James fucks his alliance this year... Tick Fucking Tock...

The time is 2:30pm in the BB house and Diane has come out of the Diary Room declaring that no one is voting today.. that voting will be FUCKING LIVE tomorrow! Me thinks Big Brother is hoping that the house will flip and keep Diane thus getting rid of Erika to then cause James to turn on his alliance that will in turn create "good tv".

And I think last night around 3 in the morning... Howie jerked off in the "Jack Shack". There wasn't as much moaning as when Mike did it weeks back.

Janelle now has the HOH camera and has an hour to take a number of photographs. She's up in the HOH room now with Kaysar, Howie and Marcellas. Janelle supposely now finds out through Marcellas that no one has voted today and that "something is up".

Oh what's this... Will & Mike are talking game in the bug room. Well actually Mike is attempting to understand that a "twist" come Thursday will hurt the game and the viewers. DUMBASS! Will says he wants to "flip this shit". Mike asks "get rid of Erika?" They agree that tomorrow that if for some reason they have to change their votes they say to each other something with the word "flip flop" in the sentence.

Will now goes to Diane in the red room while Mike goes to the kitchen. Will tells Diane that he's trying to "flip" the vote and the house. Diane calls Janelle or Erika a "bitch" and wants to tell certain people that Janelle is "mind controlling you". FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY Diane is playing hardcore. Good boy Big Brother! [for delaying the vote]

The go over the votes. Danielle, James, Will, Mike, George... maybe Marcellas, they almost got the votes solid. Now Diane just said to Mike who's now in the red room as Will has left... "I'm not going down like this. That bitch is walking around this house like you're going home"... regarding Erika. Diane tells Mike that Erika is secretly talking with Kaysar and Janelle. Marcellas is in the next room folding cloths.. maybe catching a word here and there from Diane & Mike.

Now Diane starts her game talk. James & George will vote for Diane to stay. Diane says she's "working" on Howie but that's an Alison move from week one that will backfire in her face so it's best to step away from the walking turd aka Howie. James now walks into the red room stopping the "talk". They all end up leaving the red room with Mike thinking on what to do.

He goes into the storage room with Will following to discuss what Diane just said to him. It seems Mike doesn't want to change his mind and wants to vote out Diane. The "risk" isn't worth it to save Diane.

Minutes later Will goes back to Diane in the red room to talk game. They dicuss what kind of "twist" will be happening tomorrow when the voting is LIVE. Diane keeps talking about getting Howie's vote but that just isn't going to happen. Leave the smelly old turd alone Diane!

3:30pm in the BB house over in the bathroom area Diane is somewhat talking to Howie.. but hopefully she gets the idea to back the fuck away that wretched stank!

Everyone is having their own conspiracy theories as to what's happening tomorrow. Here's mine. I really believe that Big Brother All Stars is fixed and they are working with Will this week to give him an extra day to turn the votes against Erika thus evicting Erika and keeping Diane so that something- fuck ANYTHING doesn't go Season 6's way because let's face it, All Stars has really been Season 6 part 2.

The time is 5:25pm in the BB house and Danielle & Marcellas are chatting on the outside couch in the backyard. Marcellas is calling Season 6 "tyrants" and that even though he doesn't want to nominate them but he feels like he must if he keeps feeling this way. He mentions Kaysar and Janelle because those 2 have done the most dirty work.

He's already got his nomination speech ready... he says he would end it with "and this is for Nakomis and Diane" and Danielle says "and unfortunately the two people you would have had votes from, you kicked out!" Both laugh about their speeches. They also discuss that if Danielle or Marcellas say that if they won HOH the first thing Season 6 is going to request is that Chilltown be put up. They are then going to tell Season 6 that you had four weeks to do it yourself and now you want us to your dirty work.

Chilltown has it sooo fucking good in this game and who do we have to FUCKING thank!?! Kaysar and Janelle! Stupid DUMBASS number 1 and Stupid DUMBASS number 2!

Howie comes outside and stops Danielle & Marci's game talk. After some time passes Howie leaves and Danielle starts talking to Marci again about the game. But before they get into anything worth listening to, James comes outside because the cameras outside are all focusing on Dani & Marci.

Danielle now asks James to explain his alliance's reasons for not nominating Will & Mike, mostly why Kaysar didn't do it. James spills Season 6's secrets to them. That Kaysar wanted to cause other targets in the house and cause everyone to be against each other instead of Season 6. James continues with his endless "I was angry at Janelle" rant which is valid and I agree with but let's move on to new game talk.

Danielle now tries to get Season 6's next plan but James says that he doesn't know what the other 3 are planning, that he doesn't really talk to them... BULLSHIT. Marcellas now brings up that Will doesn't invest the time in the game to win a HOH and that Mike is ready to win and could win a HOH very soon. Will now comes out and stops all game talk.

DAMN IT! Diane is talking with Howie in the red room about Janelle doing "mind control" on him. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Why do people think they can talk to Kaysar, Howie & Janelle about turning on each other. Yes, James you can talk to but not Howie. I give Howie about 20 minutes before he runs up and tells Janelle. Now Janelle will go around the house making sure Diane leaves the house possibly stopping Will from flipping the house against Erika and Janelle. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

The time is 8pm in the BB house and what do I see... Will & Janelle talking alone in the HOH room. Does Janelle really think she can control Will? Does she really think Will does anything to benefit her in the game? And Will just revealed that there will be a lockdown all night and all day tomorrow, that is until the new HOH is announced.

Oh my BB Lord, Will again uses the "Number 1... [insert bullshit] and Number 2... [insert more bullshit]".

Feeds switch to Marcellas and Erika in the red room discussing how Season 6 is playing a mean game and something about the nerd herd. Mike in another part of the house just said that the lockdown will last 21 hours. Wow.

Later Danielle and Diane are talking outside on the pool table. Diane suddenly says "...so, Janelle wants to be a fucking cunt then that's her prerogative. She'll be the first one out next week..." Diane also says that she only uses the word "cunt" when she dislikes someone. Danielle also expected Diane to "fight" but Diane has yet to really "fight" all season.

Now they talk about someone maybe coming back tomorrow and that Diane may be asked to go into the backyard after her most likely eviction... hey houseguests... none of the feed viewers have any fucking idea what's happening tomorrow. I honestly think CBS is making up the show as it goes.

August 3rd: Just before midnight in the BB house James is trying to turn Howie against Janelle's plan on getting out Diane. Basically he's telling Howie that if she didn't want to do what we wanted- putting up Will and evicting him this week- then we don't do what she wants- voting out Diane.

It seems that James, Will, Mike and Danielle are all waiting for someone to use the term "flip flop" before the live votes to get certain people in the house to evict Erika. Either way Janelle's going to get FUCKED so hard if Kaysar or Howie doesn't win HOH that she's going to pass out from the sheer exhaustion from getting FUCKED from every single person in the house other than Kaysar & Howie.

Right now Will has joined Howie, Danielle and James in the bug room. All three dissect Howie emotionally through question after question about his interest in sex and women. Howie tries to deliver answers that just have absolutely no meaning and no one really believes Howie is happy in life despite his answers that say otherwise. It's funny to see Howie get angry when people corner him about his life choices.

I can't wait for Howie to get nominated and when he tries to turn someone into the next "busto" these mutha fuckin all stars are going to actually fight back, not like April from last season who ran to the HOH bathroom and cried... these mutha fucking all stars are going to verbally break and rip apart Howie until he mutha fucking cries!

The time is 2:30pm in the BB house and everyone is getting ready for tonight's show and possible big TWIST. I've read that Amy is to appear on the show tonight and has talked about the possiblity of coming into the house "midseason". Marcellas will fucking flip the fuck out tonight when he sees or hears Amy!

Speaking of "flip" remember when I reported that Will and Mike agreed to come up with a secret phrase that would tell the other to flip their vote to evict Erika... well the secret phrase "flip flop" was uttered between the 2 and maybe Diane has finally worked her magic enough to stay in the game. If not, maybe BB will have shed a tear for her and put her in the possible larger jury this year... who knows...

And there's talk of the chance that tonight's HOH comp is an endurance one. If Amy shows up on the show tonight then she may have some fun with the houseguests in tonight's possible endurance comp. In Texas time the show is now only 2 and half hours away!

Well Diane has been evicted by a vote of 7-1, Will being the only vote to evict Erika. No one decided to fuck with Janelle's nominations but everyone agrees the way she treated Diane was just wrong. Marcellas even promised Diane that if he had the chance he would do Janelle in. Thanks for playing Diane, you should have played harder but life continues for Diane.

There was also no big twist tonight. The big twist for next week is someone may get the chance to fuck with this week's HOH nominations... I can't even pronounce whatever Julie Chen said during the live show.

SPIDER ENDURANCE COMP has now finished. Here's how it went down!

Everyone got onto of the giant web and stayed on while it rocked side to side and foam was spraying on them at various times of the competition. Will somehow dropped out of the comp after only 5 minutes. He has no worries that he's going up this week so he gives up. It seems no one else was going to be eliminated by the rocking motion. There was even a red line that if anyone touched it they would be eliminated yet no one was.

So after some time passes Janelle comes out with an envelope that reads that the houseguests have 1 minute to position themselves under the web so that they are hanging by their arms and legs. Their heads and torsos must be under the web at all times. Once everyone does this... JAMES is out. Something about his shoes coming off made him fall. He gets one of the 5 eggs that contain prizes and he gets the POWER to take away an eviction vote!

Next Mike falls off screaming in frustration as he lays on the cushioned landing below. He gets the $10,000 prize egg. Howie has a good position and Will makes it known that Howie could very well win this HOH. Next Kaysar falls off! FUCK YEAH. George soon follows as well as Marcellas. Both out! Marcellas ends up getting the week off of slop egg and the rest are rotten eggs meaning no prizes. Will Marci give George the free week of slop pass? I doubt it.

Now it's just Howie, Danielle and Erika left. It looks as if Erika could win this but keeps her mouth shut as Howie and Danielle tell each other to "let go" and that "you're safe" bullshit. Danielle ain't listening to Howie because the past 2 weeks both evicted houseguests were lied to by Season 6 and were sent home, there's no truth to what Season 6 promises anymore. Of course Danielle doesn't say a damn thing but keeps begging for Howie to drop.

Finally Howie FUCKING DROPS! All of the Season 6 people are OUT! Their reign of power in the house is OVER! Erika then quickly as fuck drops giving it to Danielle. Danielle drops screaming in joy and shouting something about "black widow". Now both James and Danielle have the POWER to fuck the house this week!

Feeds have been on flames for some time but for a brief second we see James, Will and Mike in the bug room changing and they talk about "she's pissed" aka Janelle. Later James and Will are talking in the bug room by themselves with intent that Janelle is the target.

Later Will and Mike talk in the green room about who they will go next week and now they want to go to the Diary Room to do some more "calls", the ones where they make fun of everyone in the house.

The time is 9:22pm and Marcellas has just announced that he's going to give his Free Week Off Slop pass to George when he gets out of the Diary Room. Good Boy Marci!

Everyone is now eating pizza, week of slop for Will and others is officially over. George is handed the Slop Free pass and he makes too big of a deal of taking it off Marci's hands and James finally says "Shut the fuck up and just eat!". So he accepts it and starts eating the greasy pizza.

Ohhh Janelle is so depressed... so is Kaysar. Why the fuck are they depressed? They had power for 4 weeks. Now you should look forward to being put on the block, playing for POV and hopefully winning and getting the house to vote for you and not against you... this is part of the FUCKING GAME! Play bitch and asshole! PLAY!

Here we go, Janelle is telling Kaysar in the bug room that they have to keep telling them that someone is coming back. No one believes that twist anymore. Neither do we the viewers. Ohh that bitch Janie is going to pay for what she did last week to Diane... that is until the girl wins POV and saves herself!

Janelle's MASTER PLAN this week is that

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July 27, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Three

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July 21st through July 27th

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

Since I've been on vacation I've missed out on the somewhat big events that occured in the house while I was away. So here we go. GuyTVBlog.com updates for the whole week!

James nominated George for eviction for snoring and for easedropping on his conversation... how dare George do that! He also nominated Will because he kept talking about wanting to leave the game but was more of a pawn to get George out. Since the nominations George has begun to show a few more different sides to his game play, he's actually talking back to James and showing he wants to play because when the POV competition came, George won!

Both he and Kaysar had to shave their heads for the POV comp but Kaysar lost because the final question was how many days would each go on "Big Brother Slop" just so they could win that week's veto. George won by writing down 60 days while Kaysar wrote a lower number. They also both gave up the option to play for veto if each are nominated next week... but someone else can still win it and pull either one off if need be.

Jase was told by James that he there would be other targets since it was obvious that George was going to pull himself off and Jase was under the impression that he wasn't going to be "back doored" again but since James caught Jase in some kind of lie, Jase's name was mentioned as the replacement nominee before the POV ceremony even took place. So Jase blew up outside calling out James for his game play and Marcellas for his game play.

Jase was pissed and was trying to get James to change his mind last minute to put up Marcellas and that the votes were there to get out Marcellas. James ended up being upset after this incident because no one from his Season defended James when Jase was attacking him. Well, Howie actually told Jase that Jase wasn't playing with "intergrity" when Jase said others weren't playing with "intergrity".

The votes in the house are pretty much to get out Jase. Boogie and Janelle got into a luke warm debate in the hot tub in the HOH room while Howie watched. Basically Janelle told Boogie that he didn't understand that Season 6 was going after floaters and Jase was a floater because of what Jase did to S6 in the first week.

Janelle then told Boogie that if he wanted to do something that he step up and win a HOH. Boogie went downstairs and started venting to everyone but Janelle about how she called him out. That she was his main target if he did win HOH this Thursday. He was drunk of course but continued his rant about Janelle in the bug room as he elaborated his conversation with Janelle to Jase & Danielle. He then talked about fucking with Howie's medication and stealing Janelle's expensive designer sunglasses if he was evicted before her.

He then went on to calling her a "cunt" & "whore". He also told Howie and James that he didn't appreciate what Janelle told him or made him feel like and that if they were not seeing his side of things that they were all for her behaviour against him.

Boogie then went to the bathroom to finally confront Janelle about what she said while others watched and that Marcellas was more important to her instead of the guys in her Season 6 alliance. She denied it and kept telling Boogie that she loved him like she loves everyone. It was a crazy night.

Jase last ditch attempt this week to get Season 6 votes was by telling them he wasn't part of Chilltown and was on their side of things in the house... lying through his teeth. He's out the door this Thursday and George is stuck eating grool for a longgg time.

Also, the house won their Food competition and Kaysar got an ear infection from the POV comp when he had to dunk himself in a bathtub of blueberry juice. And Jase also got into it with Marcellas earlier in the week about Marcellas supposely laughing about Jase in the diary room... "fucking idiot" is what Marcellas thought about Jase's accusations.

That's about it. Onto Week Four starting July 28th.

Jase was evicted with a 9-0 vote and asked that only Danielle and Diane walk him to the door. He did all of this to himself, he has no one to blame but himself. Buh Bye Jase!

In the HOH game, only 3 were left in a competition that was basically designed to eliminate the Season 6 alliance. So... the three left in the game were Kaysar, Janelle and Marcellas. Marcellas answered a question correctly to thus eliminate either Kaysar or Janelle, he eliminated Kaysar and then Janelle won by answering the next question correctly.

Now it has been four weeks of Season 6 power. This is how last season should have gone down if Howie was used by Maggie to put up James...

Mike LittleDick and Will were caught in the workout room by themselves as Mike vented about wanting to call out Marcellas and Erika about their game play and how all the floaters in the house are pussies for not going after Season 6. He also mentioned about getting into his 80,000 dollar car and driving it to work after this is all over.

Will is trying to get Mike to calm down. Danielle comes into the workout room and tells Will & Mike that she thinks they are safe because Season 6 will continue to go after "floaters" but um... Danielle is a floater so that doesn't make any sense. It makes sense for Janelle to go after Mike this week after how he tried to call her out on her game play with Marcellas a few nights ago.

Oh yeah, in the HOH comp earlier tonight, Marcellas answer the first question correctly and eliminated Mike first and Mikey was pissed!!! Mike has told Will that he wants to call Marcellas out about their pre-game chat at Dolce, Mike's bar slash establishment where he drives his 80,000 dollar car to.

Janelle has gotten the key to her HOH room and it's pink, I mean hardcore super pink, pink that burns your eyes.

Later Season 6 is in the room talking about who to vote out. Diane and Boogie are brought up with Janelle and Kaysar wanting to get Diane out. James has a problem with it because he doesn't see her as a big threat but Chilltown as a bigger, more direct threat. He can't understand why the rest of his alliance is again agreeing to give Chilltown another week of freedom.

Janelle also has described Marcellas as an "idiot" while Kaysar calls Marcellas an "emotional mess". And Marcellas thought he was tight with Season 6...

James and Howie leaves with Janelle and Kaysar to talk further. Kaysar thinks he understands where James is coming from and has "figured" him out. Janelle is now unsure about putting up Diane because is she stays she's coming after Janelle first from the Season 6 alliance.

Kaysar basically says we have Diane, Will & Mike to choose from, if 2 of them are put up and one uses POV to come off the block then the other goes up.

There was also a Food Comp soon after Janelle got her HOH room and it looks like Kaysar, Howie and James are not on Big Brother slop. I believe Will is because he's in the bathtub in the HOH room talking about how he may get a penalty nomination for eating something tonight after the food comp. He could also be facing eviction... BB is checking into it or discussing it behind the scenes.

Not sure who else is on slop.

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July 20, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week Two

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

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July 14th through July 20th

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

July 15th: Diane and Nakomis are discussing the nominations, the chance of winning POV and the chance of both of them staying if George is put up and sent home. Now Diane thinks that if Janelle was put up on the block over and over last season and made it to the final 3, there's hope.

Diane is starting to show some new hate towards Erika and Jase. She wants to personally send out Jase this time and get him the fuck out. Nakomis is prepared to go home this even though she doesn't want to. Now Nakomis and Diane are both thinking of quitting the game before Julie Chen reads the final vote. I think Nakomis wants to leave to give Diane a chance to further herself in the game.

They just now both said that they hope Janelle doesn't play POV because she'll win. Diane again apologizes to Nakomis. Diane has now stated that if she wins HOH anytime that she will put up Janelle and Howie and if anyone of them get off the block, she'll put up Kaysar. Good Girl.

Oh wait. What's this. I leave the feeds and return to Diane and Nakomis finally trash talking Janelle? Nakomis can't seem to figure out why Janelle is so liked by America... um... bitch because last year and now this year she's been the underdog of the season. Last season she almost beat the friendship and now this season she has to battle the All Stars? Damn Nakomis, you're dumb as useless old lady tits.

And Diane... took you long enough to start calling Janelle a "fake bitch". Diane also feels the need to "chop" off Howie's other fingers. NOW that's Funny Diane! Good Girl. Diane also has or wants a T shirt that says "Bye Bye Bitches" and wants to wear it when Janelle is evicted at some point down the line. Wow. Diane is back to the heartless and ruthless cunt that I love! [Jumping for joy here]

Upstairs in the HOH room, Janelle, Howie and Kaysar are talking and I'm seeing something I've never seen. The CAMERAMAN! Well his reflection can be seen overlapping Kaysar, he's wearing a watch that shines, you can make out his dark shirt and white arms... pretty amusing moment for this live feed watcher.

Downstairs, in the bug room, Jase, James & Mike are talking and Mike is trying to get James to turn on his alliance. James will of course do this but not when Mike says so. James will turn on everyone. Mike then says you gotta helps us so we can help you. James just revealed his FUCKING stragety to Mike and Jase. "I'm not worried about friends this time, i'm worried about more people that will vote for me and not against me." I can't believe he just revealed that. DUMB-FUCKING-ASS!

If Mike Cocksucker gets Kaysar, Janelle and Howie out of the house... then he deserves his hater's respects. I being one of his haters.

Erika and Will are in the kitchen area and we can see Erika is still in pain because she's holding her side but is able to walk around and not shed a tear. Both just walked out leaving the large 14 seat table all by itself. Fuck it would be super freaky if one of the chairs moved on it's own! Haunted Big Brother House!!! If Big Brother fixed this and the media went nuts with it then mabye their ratings will get better.

Erika is now sitting by herself in the living room. She's... thinking. S-M-R-A-T. Will has gone to bed. Erika just said that "it" hurts to lay down, get up and laugh because of her injury during yesterdays' food comp.

Back in the HOH room, Janelle brings up Marcellas saying that Diane "needs the money" and is living out of her car... supposely. Howie admits that he asked Diane who she's coming after and she said not him but others. Now Janelle is now returning the trash talk favor to Diane by saying she will do anything to get the money. Comparing her to Jennifer from Season 6. Kaysar feels bad for Nakomis and Diane.

Well Morning has now come in the BB house and everyone has gone straight into the Veto Comp for this week. So far Erika, James is playing... I think. I'll be out all day today and will return sometime after midnight so check out Joker's Updates or another other BBAS site for non-gay updates cause NO one has updates like mine!

I'm back, it seems Nakomis and Diane remain on the block after the gold inspired crap shout that was the POV comp. Will, James, Erika, Kaysar, Diane and Nakomis all played and... Erika WON. After the POV comp, Diane and Nak were complaining and upset and just pissed that it was all based on "luck".

Both promised to the other that they wouldn't "campaign" against each other. But it seems the entire house wants Nakomis out. Will and Marcellas have come up to Diane at different times of the day to tell her they are working to get her to stay and Nakomis out.

Erika has gone up to Kaysar and asked him if he wants her to use it. He says no and that he wants Nakomis out. Everyone is seeing Nakomis as a threat in the game.

Mike kinda hurt his back falling close to the pool, was looked at by a doctor/nurse and given the a-okay.

James, Janelle and Howie are now in the bug room around 8pm BB time talking about Kaysar and Nakomis. How everyone sees Kaysar is showing emotion towards putting up Diane and Nakomis and putting them three in a target in front of them. James also finally told Howie, in a non direct way, to "shut the fuck up" regarding his behaviour after Kaysar won and his "What up Kaysar" rants. Howie listens and then agrees to shut the mutha fucking up. They agreed that Kaysar is afraid of making a "big move".

James isn't happy with Marcellas calling Season 6 out publicily by saying something about "four" but then again everyone knows that Season 6 is a team of four. Season 6 continue to try to hopefully redirect attention elsewhere in the house but that's just not going to happen until someone from Season 6 is out the the door. It should be Howie and not James, Janelle or Kaysar. Fuck Howie and his idiot thoughts and behaviour. You ain't no All Star, you fucked up last season by letting MAGGIE tell you how to vote. God you're stupid. Ivette should be in the house causing Season 6 to split with James and Ivette on one side and Kaysar and Janelle on the other side. Alot more interesting than Howie continuing to act "gay".

Finally they are talking about pulling off someone, putting up Will and sending one of Chilltown's alliance home instead of 2 players who can help Season 6 down the line. James feels that Kaysar lied to him by telling James that Boogie and Nakomis were suppose to go but then this shit happen. Janelle is thinking about using the veto to pull off Nakomis and putting up Mike against Diane. James thinks Kaysar should have been smarter than to make deals with Will & Mike. Janelle still thinks they should use the veto.

James just caught Janelle in a lie by asking her if Kaysar really was scared to "shake up the house". She said Kaysar never said anything about that but then James says "that's what you told me this morning". Janelle was quiet for a second or so.

James now thinks Kaysar is more concerned about how he's "viewed" in the game than how he plays the game. Janelle brings up that Chilltown should be broken up now. What needs to happen is all three of them Season 6 bitches have to get up to HOH and control Kaysar! James believes Kaysar has made a deal with Will & Mike when he really hasn't. Howie just revealed that the reason Kaysar didn't go after 2 alliances was because too many people would be coming after him... but everyone is already coming after them. What a useless week, THANKS KAYSAR!!!

Marcellas just walked in and Howie made a comment that Marcellas can't be the dumbiest person to ever play Big Brother twice... that is if Marcellas finds himself on the block and let's say he wins POV and doesn't use it again, then yes he'll be the biggest idiot of Big Brother WORLD!

July 16th: Part 1 So it seems while I was taking a late midnight shower it seems Janelle and James have already told Nakomis that they want to save her and that the nominations are stupid. And then guess who Nakomis told this too... Mike Bullfucker!

Right now everyone except James and Janelle are in the red room discussing Love, Marriage... and Diane. Diane at one point feels like everything is directed at her or about her and she just told everyone that no one there "knows her". Marcellas just said that he just came a relationship with a... 22 year old! Wow Marci...

Will senses "tension" from people because everyone is now talking about their viewpoints towards relationships and marriage. I mean what the fuck. Kaysar and George are smart as they only listen in and not add to the debate of words and opinions... that is until George is asked about his marriage... yet Kaysar & Nakomis remains quiet.

Big Brother game play tip here folks, when a big healthy debate starts just maybe throw in a question and then stay the fuck out of it. Listen for people's pressue points, words that piss them off and opinions that they disagree with. Play the conversation into your favor later in the game. If someone calls you out or notices you are not talking but seek your opinion, all you have to say is "I'm sorry I wasn't listening, I was just thinking about the people behind the walls, who they are..." Just completely divert the entire fucking conversation.

Will just made a corny comment that this big ass debate over marriage, love and relationships is what BIG BROTHER is all about, not a game about the "dumbass contests" aka money that everyone obviously fucking WANTS! Well too bad none of these bullshit opinions will ever make it to air. Everyone's opinion regarding love is either tainted and/or undeveloped. Just get out there and learn to create your own definition of love, no one can tell you how to love, you create love.

Funny, as I was typing, Marcellas called whatever Will just said regarding Howie "bullshit". LOL. I'm still waiting for a mega fight to erupt that will end in tears! The conversation has turned towards Howie. Stupid Howie brings up the game when no one has and added "bang a chick" into his fucked up random comment that he ended with a huge load of bullshit. Will just labeled Howie as "2 dimensional".

Way to go Kaysar, shut the fuck up, he has yet again attempted to speak for women but then asked the women in the room if what he said was correct. Oh, I think it's finally over- FUUCCKK, Erika just brought Howie's life back into the conversation and Howie says something that included "even the best fall down" and then midway through his point, shit happened. Now they're asking Howie about when he got his heart broken.

Marcellas leaves the room and his audio overlaps the red room with him saying that he doesn't want to stay around and listen to Howie. He's either talking to Janelle, his reflection, his microphone or the air in the room. Marcellas seems to talk to himself alot in the house.

Marcellas just walked back into the room with JANELLE and she said "are you talking about Jill" and FLAMES came aroaring over the PC screen. I think when you talk about people/family members by name that are not in the house, BB cuts to flames.

Feeds are back and Howie- ah fuck will this ever end? Wait- Howie just said "Live feeders, you either like Howie, love Howie or you're too dumb not to like me." Now they're all talking about "hate" and why someone hates another.

Hate is essential for growth and understanding. As long as someone can turn a person's hate into personal growth then hate is valid and in need of being further analyzed. I still HATE Howie... I actually hate his personality. I can learn to love Howie if he presents a different personality that I am keen to enjoy but then again I have ever right to dislike or "hate" Howie at this present moment if he chooses to continue broadcasting his personality on my computer and/or TV.

The houseguests are now talking about Season 6 not being able to "decompress" like the rest of the All Stars because they- oh fuck. Good night. Wait- Live... Feeds... Addicting... Can't... Stop... Watching... Bullshit...

Janelle just farted and Will just brought up people like me, the ones who are typing this. He has generalized me as someone who "thinks I know them" or seem to think I have this "personal relationship" with these All Stars.

Fuck that man, I have a right to my own opinions regarding this show. Once this show is over, I'm back to my own life. Don't generalize me and my life like how you just did Will. Just don't. I could give a fuck about you beyond this season. No one should generalize a group of people as a whole. You must talk about a select group of people within a "generalization" so that everyone is not included within your statement. DUMBASS!

Will also just said that since I'm typing this, there's something "wrong" with me. I mean, come the fuck on, there's something wrong with everyone, even Will. Wait, didn't these houseguests just all make a point about us, the feed watchers, something about not knowing them yet Will thinks he knows me, the "one" typing this all out? He has mutha fuckin' categorized me within a group of nutjobs he's most likely already encountered. Not my fault you chose to do a reality show that came with "nut" perks.

BB just cut the live feeds with flames because Will is attacking the viewers. This game better get back to backstabbing, lying and evictions- but then if it doesn't and all of these "personalities" walk out of the house because of their new found collective enlightenment then please do get the fuck back to your lives so I can get back to mine. You ALL chose to do this show as I choose to entertain my readers with these updates. Your choice is no worse than mine and no better than mine.

Readers, don't let anyone, including Will, talk down to you in this manner. He's attacking me and you, the Big Brother All Star fan, and continues to preceive me and you to be this person he has already labeled unworthy of his time and respect. The shit he's spewing is a mirror image hypocritical view that everyone has with everyone they meet. Even I am guilty of this hypocritical bullshit. By the way, Will, Go fuck yourself. Fuck it hard.

Flames are back all over the PC screen, I'm assuming Big Brother doesn't want this kind of bullshit "filth" on the PC feeds. Wait, after some time the feeds are back and everyone is talking over each other about Boogie's birthday and I'm thinking Big Brother has told them to stop... but who really knows. Okay houseguests... "Goodnight you princes of Maine, you Kings of New England" Will just said "that dude over the PA system was afraid he was about to unleash thunder" or something like that and then we get flames again.

Some have gone to bed while others have retreated to the kitchen. Janelle is so hungry and watching Will almost trick her into eating thus giving her a penalty nomination. Janelle finally goes outside after some thought and finds Howie telling her that Will is up to his bullshit trying to trick Janelle into eating. Will even promised to not vote her or evict her... bullshit.

Marcellas comes out and Janelle asks Marci if Will was fucking with her. He says yes and that whole red room talk was just him playing the game. And that Will is always playing 24/7 and that Jase is a "clown" for believing what Will is saying and/or doing. Marcellas is tired of Will and how he never stops playing the game. Danielle joins them outside, all of them are on food restrictions.

Marcellas just said that Will is standing in the window eating to further tricking the four to get penalty nominations. Marcellas blames Nakomis for loosing the food comp and has revealed that they all get 2,000 dollars a week. He's also tired of the endless bashing of the internet feeders, the producers, the show- if Will felt like this Marci wonders why he's here. But then he answers his own question by saying it's all a game to Will.

Jase comes outside and says he only ate "a little bit" of the banana split he and Will were making in front of these four. Will has now come outside sitting next to Marci, Howie and Janie. After some spider web talk Jase hits a microphone with one of the balls in the yard. They're all staying up for Mike's late night party tomorrow. POV ceremony isn't until Monday so expect game talk all day. I'm going to have to divide this update into 2 parts. Finally going to bed here.

July 16th: Part 2 BB time is 12:30pm and Will has joined James and Janelle in the kitchen. Food is a hot topic and Will continues to try and trick Janelle and now James into eating. He's saying that he doesn't think Big Brother will actually nominate them and if they do eat, Will won't vote against them... and Janelle never says a damn thing so the camera zooms in on her and I can't tell if she's about to make the stupidest mistake that tops Marcellas' not using the POV.

But James gets up telling Will that yes he may not take advantage of them being on the block but others will. Good boy James. Janelle, don't fucking fuck up! Beat these "bitches"!

Janelle went outside to chat with Marcellas, Danielle and Nakomis. All kinda slamming Will's game tatics this season... more Marcellas. Now Marci is describing Jase as "bitter" when he started telling Season 6 about how they haven't even fallen yet or something like that. Nakomis didn't like Jase going after Diane last night and also admitted that she didn't say a word on purpose.

Diane has come out to join the conversation and immediatly figures out what the hot topic is. She tells Janelle that there is no "decompressing". Nakomis says after the show you just go "back to life". Exactly what I was saying in Part 1 towards Will and his comments regarding that there was something "wrong" with me writing this out. Read about it in Part 1. Will now comes out and they all stop talking about last night's conversation.

Will leaves and Marcellas continues to somewhat control bashing Will's views on fame and Big Brother. Nak and Danielle agree with him but none of them told this to Will when he first presented these views. ALL FUCKING RIGHT, we're back to backstabbing and talking behind everyone's back! Yippee!

I've been away from the PC for some time and have been trying to catch up on today's happenings. Ready? Here we go.

Big Brother supplied Mike with a cake, wine and sushi. Erika had "Happy Birthday" written over her legs in whipped cream, Jase had some number on his chest... Mike came in from the backyard and quickly got to work smearing his 35 year old teenager lips across Erika's thighs and then denied to do the same to Jase's amazing chest.

Howie also streaked naked in the backyard.. yeah I know, who cares.

James, Janelle and Marcellas are flipping out over the diet. James snapped at George to get out of the kitchen for wasting something they use in the oatmeal diet. Marcellas stormed into the bug room where Janelle and James were cussing at the other houseguests that are not on food restrictions for leaving a mess everywhere in the house.

Erika, who a few days ago told Jase and others that Season 6's stragety is not so great, is playing pool with Kaysar to get information regarding what's going on with Season 6's plan for the week. Stupid Kaysar reveals all. That Diane is the target and she should go. For Erika to also not use the POV and that Nakomis will go after Jase. I give Erika about half a day before she tells Will & Mike everything. Erikrat!

The time is 9pm in the BB house and upstairs in the HOH room, Janelle, James & Howie are talking game. They are attacking Jase's "tv time" tatics. Howie keeps talking about being a bully if anyone nominates them by saying we all will be coming after so and so but Janelle and James want Howie to stop that because sooner or later people are going to just not give a fuck and come after Season 6.

Now Janelle brings up Kaysar spending too much time with Chilltown. Howie sees a different Kaysar this time around and James says that outside of the BB house that Kaysar at least returns his calls, most likely a stab at Howie not returning James phone calls.

"They're coming after us anyways!" says Janelle. James says that Nakomis and Diane want to go after Chilltown instead of aligning with them. James just said that Jase is not "that athletic". Now Janelle and James are telling Howie about Chicken George possibly spying on them as they talked in the storage room. This diet is making them nuts and very paranoid. Good job Big Brother!

James just said that if he wins HOH next week the plan is to go after Chilltown. If they come up to James and cry about the "deal" they made with Kaysar, James will say "what the fuck do you think I have anything to do with Kaysar".

After some quizzing each other over the house, James farts. Then it's back to counting everything in the house in case this week's HOH comp ends with a tie breaker question. Danielle has just rushed up to the HOH room to say that protein shakes and plenty of honey has been delivered to the houseguests! Howie now wants to bang BB.

They switch on the spy cam in the HOH room and discover Chilltown walking into the diary room with Jase & George. Janelle wonders if they should just now go after Chilltown instead of waiting next week. They believe the four are out to get Season 6 but it ends up they went into the Diary Room to request for beer.

Later, at 10pm BB time, Janelle, James, Howie and Danielle are talking in the bug room about Kaysar's "stupid" move. James thinks Kaysar won't admit to making a stupid move and continues to try rationalizing his move as something other than what it really is... stupid.

Time is 10:36pm in the BB house and Mike is ranting about how these other people in the house are not "All Stars" because no one will do anything like kissing others of the same sex, getting in the hottub with whip cream, etc, etc, bitch, etc, complain, etc. Mike is now upset that he can't get "6 beers" on his birthday and then Will says to give the money to Janelle because she's a "superstar".

If forgot to mention that Will was trying to get other men in the house to kiss each other so women can kiss each other but no one was doing it and when Howie turned the offer of kissing another guy on Will, he wouldn't do it at all... but in Will's mind it's okay to for other guys to do it, jus't don't ask him to kiss another guy.

Mike believes that Erika will loose her common sense if she gets beer in her. He says he's annoyed and not drunk. Ahh I see, he wants more tv time and if beer is added he will get on tv... fuckin' Mike. He's now bitchin' about no one in the house playing "their role". Marcellas lusts for Mike behind his back but when Mike asks for a kiss from Marci, he doesn't want it.

Now Mike hopes there's a fucking way that Erika could use POV and both Will & Mike go up. After some long bitching' Big Brother gives Mike his fucking beer and some wine. Now he wants Erika and Diane to put on their bikinis. Mike's happy again. He's now trying to find Jase who's upstairs in the HOH room having a "meeting" with Jase, Marcellas and Janelle. No game talk that I see.

Downstairs Mike is telling everyone Jase, Janelle and Marcellas was upstairs having a "meeting" and he felt that he wasn't welcomed. He told Jase there was booze and Jase said he'd be down later. Diane says that's the first time anyone has brought up the game out in the open.

Mike is now calling out Marcellas behind his back with "hypocrisy" but we're all guilty of it, including Mike. Will starts discussing Janelle and her unapproachable behaviour and Mike adds that she gets none of their jokes and humor. Whatever, Janelle is here to play. You guys think you're above the game, get the fuck out.

Mike is now asking Howie why Janelle is "not fun". He says she's on food restriction and is not attracted to anyone in the house. Now Erika comes out in her bikini and Mike grabs the demeaning whipped cream, the one in the nozzle can. Diane and Nakomis soon follow out in their swim attire and they join Will & Mike in the huttub.

When Erika almost denies the whipped cream Mike gets a tad upset but moves onto Diane and sprays her and then licks it off her belly. Whoop.... .... ... e. Mike thinks this has to be done to make the show interesting. Hey Mike, walk the fuck out of the house and let Big Brother send in another All Star, THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING!

Jase has come down to join the hottub fun and Mike is asking him in front of everyone what the fuck he was doing in the HOH room. He just says it was nothing and that Mike was just paranoid. Mike is now annoyed again because none of the girls want the whipped cream so he lets it go and wants Will to help figure out another game that won't offend the girls. I guess Mike is used to controlling young cunts with no sense of mind that feel the need to please a worthless reality star. Some of those girls have now grown up, how about you now Mike.

Mike has now laid himself out and poured beer on his belly and wants Diane to suck it off. She says no and she'll do it with Erika. Now Erika backs out blaming whatever excuse she can grab at. Mike is now asking Diane to lay out so that he can poor beer on her and suck it off, she keeps saying no. She finally agrees after his consent demanding and lets him do it.

Cameras jump to Danielle and James talking in the bathroom about getting Nakomis out. Back and forth. over and over, get someone out already!

Back to the hottub... no one is doing what Mike wants and Mike sits shaking his head in a no motion and says "this is fucking boring".

But then game talk starts between Will, Mike, Diane, Nakomis, Erika, Jase and George. Will of course started it and wants to strike a deal with Kaysar to put up someone other than the people here... like Marcellas and Danielle. Mike says that he doesn't care if he goes but that Janelle goes home "soon". Jase revealed that he came into this house to get Janelle out.

Stupid ass Nakomis is talking about getting Kaysar to put up one of his own. No one thinks Kaysar will fall for it. They start talking about doubt in the next HOH comp and that 3 of them are playing. Danielle walks out and the talk stops. They don't trust Danielle and she walks up to them finding out that BB actually told them that they can not have whipped cream in the hottub.

Will now brings Danielle into the conversation and asks her how to save Nakomis and Diane. She falls for it and says the obvious that if Erika uses POV and someone is put up on the block and sent home, then Nak and Diane stay. Will then tells Danielle that he wants them to stay to which Danielle SHOULD HAVE SAID then who the hell do you want to go besides Season 6 cause Kaysar isn't putting any of his alliance up.

Will & Mike are now trying to turn everyone into "getting James out" mode. Danielle, bend down to Will's hottub level and tell him to stop his bullshit cause she ain't hearing it. But she keeps talking and then Will asks Danielle that is she wins HOH who will she put up and she won't tell him. Mike thinks that she doesn't say Season 6 and that scares him... now Jase is calling out Danielle about not playing ahead in the game. Danielle says "you can say what you want" and now Jase and Danielle are exchanging words regarding their opinions.

Danielle agrees that Season 6 is a threat and when she's asked if she will put them up, she doesn't answer. Finally Erika starts saying that its not cool to corner someone and their stragety. Now Erika and Mike start exchanging words about Season 6 as an alliance. Now Will says that if he wins HOH next week that he will not put anyone up here except Season 6. Another stragety to get people to throw HOH so Will can win it.

Mike starts calling out Erika as "playing in the background". She denies it because she says she won POV and that's not "playing in the background". This hottub beer fest is getting good! I think Danielle has left. Now Erika is accusing of Mike of calling her a "floater" and she just said "you just sat there and called me that" but he actually didn't use the word "floater" but he did use the word "background" and a person with common sense can see both as playing a snake in the grass kind of game.

Mike ends up saying that he wants the nine of the houseguests to collectively get together and go after Season 6... and not him and Will, without actually saying it. Danielle has rejoined the conversation after Will continues his game talk that everyone knows he's doing but almost at the same time are buying into it as honesty on his part.

Flames came up and something happened. Someone said something to Diane and she leaves almost bursting in tears. Diane is something about "a slap in my fucking face". She goes to the bathroom and returns after clearing her face of tears.

The problem with Will's comment about getting Erika to use POV to take one of the nominees off, the problem is who should be taken off. Neither wants to campaign against the other. Everyone seems to be quiet and then Mike says "if the friendship can find a way for them not to win, we can". Then Jase adds "Season 6 is the new 'nerd herd'". Will now wants to get Kaysar downstairs to have an "open discussion" about putting up someone other than Nak and Diane and sending someone else home... just not them... one of Kaysar's alliance.

Kaysar now comes out thanks to Jase and Will starts off by controlling the conversation. Kaysar is calling Will out on who should go home. Name someone. Kaysar is saying that its obvious that Season 6 is a power of four and can not bring a person into the mix because they will always feel out of the group. Of course Will does not name anyone.

Its almost as if Kaysar is saying one of the people not associated with Season 6 has to go, just as the rest of the house thinks someone from Season 6 has to go. Kaysar has once again called out Will to name someone and Will stays quiet.

Suddenly Will says he'll go up in place of them and wants to be the "hero" and Kaysar says no. Ahh... Kaysar leaves and now Will has made Kaysar look like the villian. Jase just said that Marcellas said that if Will wants to talk to Kaysar that he should go upstairs. Will told Erika to use the POV and almost force Kaysar to put someone up.

Mike wants Will to stay to "crush a few people's dreams. its their everything". Mike has now called Marcellas "a little bitch" and wants to "hurt" Janelle.

Danielle playfully says "let the game begin" and trips backwards as she puts up her devil fingers. Jase has now restated Marcellas comment over and over and over. Mike now wants to confront Marcellas about something. Will is egging Mike to go. Jase goes up with Mike to the HOH room. The walk in and so far Mike hasn't done SHIT!

July 17th: Kaysar offers Mike a towel to sit down but Mike doesn't want to "sit down". Mike is calling out everyone's game plan upstairs in the HOH room and he's right about those game plans. He also says Will wants out and that he wants Will to "selfishly" stay but that Will wants out. Marcellas starts going off at Mike about him and Will going after the food restrictions houseguests and Mike says he was joking. Kaysar now ends it with saying "drunk people" and "food restriction people".

Um.. Kaysar.. SHUT THE FUCK UP, let the fights begin! Mike now feels a bit attacked regarding his brand of jokes towards the people on food restrictions. Janelle asks Mike to no longer call her "The Queen B" and Mike says it's a "fun little comment" and then Janelle says that she didn't find it humurous. He says "you're the queen of reality tv" and then we get flames! Thanks Will for probably talking about shit you ain't suppose to!

Now HOH is back on the feeds and Mike is gone. James is telling Janelle and Howie that they should get out Will or Mike and tell the girls that they still have others in the house to align with to come after Season 6 but right now let's get out Will and Mike. They don't have faith talking to Kaysar about doing what they want and now they want to turn everything on Chilltown by calling them "the 3".

James has said that Kaysar has no idea what he's doing when it comes to challenging Will. Janelle calls him "stupid" again. James leaves to go downstairs.

In the kitchen Kaysar tells Janelle to "chill" and that her "move" upstairs was not smart. Now she goes after him for his stupid move this week. Now Kaysar says you 3 can do what you want if you can't see what I'm doing here. Kaysar believes he's protecting their alliance but Janelle is trying to tell him that he put the rest of his alliance on target and not him.

Kaysar is telling Janelle to clearly think before she talks. He now tells her that you "guys are clearly not playing the game" and that he is. HE KEEPS TELLING Janelle that "it was a very bad move". Fucking look at what you're doing Kaysar. Dumbass!

Kaysar now wants to talk to Janelle. He now ventures outside to the hookah where Danielle, Erika, Diane and George are on the red couch. He defends his choice this week and others talk about Mike's tatics outside earlier.

Inside in the bug room James and Janelle talk in the dark. He says the biggest threat to Season 6 is Chilltown and then Janelle wonders why Kaysar doesn't do anything about it and then James says that they have to win HOH and get Chilltown out. Janelle then says that she tried to talk to Kaysar about putting the rest of his team in danger and Kaysar says he didn't.

James continues his talk about keeping his alliance strong and that what happened in the HOH room earlier has "completely sold them out". I assume he's talking about Kaysar's actions this week.

Kaysar thinks he's so fucking smart with his move this week but I, as a viewer, knows more information than Kaysar does and this move of his is still completely stupid and worthless. I want Kaysar out of the house so Season 6 can move forward.

Mike is in the bathroom talking with Howie about Janelle going after Mike and Will when they all go after Janelle time after time. But then again Mike is drunk..speaking for Will and keeps telling everyone that he's not drunk. He's asking Howie to choose who out of Marcellas, Kaysar, Janelle and James, out of those who should go home. They also tell Howie that he's last on their radar. Howie doesn't answer. Mike keeps asking for an answer.

Marcellas walks in and both he and Mike exchange looks. Marcellas goes into the restroom and Mike says hello to Marci. Minutes later Marcellas goes to bed upset and then the camera switches to Howie in the kitchen where we hear him fart.

Later Marcellas, James, Janelle and Janelle meet in the bug room to discuss what Mike said to Howie. Marcellas is getting pissed hearing about Mike talking crap about himself. He keeps getting up and then sitting down noticably upset. Marcellas now leaves after James demands everyone go to bed. Janelle follows him. Howie leaves elsewhere in the house.

During the night hours, Kaysar ended up talking with Janelle and now they are both on the same page. Kaysar is upset though that James is doing what he wants. I think Kaysar has himself to blame because he's keeping James out of the loop thus causing James to play his own game. Kaysar also said to Janelle that last year none of us internet people knew what his MASTERFUL PLAN was last year and just didn't get "it", whatever he was doing in the house. That that was the reason why he "reveals" his plans to everyone to explain what he's doing and that people were calling him "stupid" for revealing all his plans...

Um... you left the house twice last season. You Suck! Just admit it. People play this game better than you and make it further than you. Kaysar, I want you out!

Fast forward to the morning/late hours of the Big Brother house, the time is 11:40am and people are slowly getting up to prepare for the POV comp. James keeps talking to Diane and Nakomis about Erika possibly, hopefully using the POV but no one in the house wants her to because it means someone other than Season 6 goes up with possibilty of going home. James doesn't realize this when he talks to people but then again, maybe he does.

I'm back from almost 12 hours of missed viewing. Here we go on what I/we missed. Kaysar talked with Marcellas about his HOH stragety this week and Marcellas isn't buying it or believing in it. I guess no one is as smart as Kaysar to fully understand his plan. Kaysar keeps on telling those of interest that he did this to cause "friction" in the house and to see where people stand.

Um... Kaysar... these nominations haven't done a damn thing. Just putting 2 women on the block. No one cares who goes home as long as it's not them and that everyone agrees that when they get HOH that they will go after Season 6. Simple as that. Nothing more to it. Kaysar wasted a week, well maybe not, I mean someone IS leaving.

It seems POV was not used and Diane and Nakomis remain on the block. Nakomis shed some tears and told Diane that she thinks she's the one going home. Diane keeps saying she's not going to campaign against Nak but continues to show some signs of early campaigning by telling everyone she doesn't want to leave. Both agree that the targets next week should be Kaysar & Janelle.

They're also upset with Erika and people in the house wanting to be on TV instead of playing the game. They are hatin' nearly everyone in the house.

Later Kaysar has talked with Nakomis letting her know that the plan is to keep her and get Diane out. He will eventually get to everyone about getting the house to vote out Diane. Janie and Howie were sent to talk to Marcellas and Danielle and neither have really seen the grand scale of KAYSAR'S BRILLANCE of keeping Nakomis now. Marcellas is pissed that he's not being listened to. Danielle leaves with the idea of doing what's best for her, not Season 6.

The time is 4:43pm in the BB house and Kaysar is in the bug room with James, Janelle and Kaysar. There's back and forth talk about getting Nakomis or Diane out. Janelle told Kaysar something about Marcellas wanting to make a deal with Diane and this pisses off Kaysar. He then asks Erika who she's going to vote out and she says she'll vote with the house. James also told Kaysar "you don't have to explain shit to me" when K tried to explain Nakomis' game plan to him. Good boy James.

James believes they should get rid of Diane because if she's secretly with Jase then it's them 2 plus Chilltown against Season 5. It's getting tiresome to hear Season 6 trying to divert attention off them but everyone will keep gunning for them no matter what.

Danielle is outside with Nakomis on the red couch talking about the ladies leaving the game and how they are outnumbered. Danielle says Season 6 keeps "flipping and flopping" and Nak says everyone keeps doing this. She goes on to say that everyone has changed their game play every day.

Will is in the red room with Diane who's telling him about some "out of the game" reason why she's nominated. She also wants to stay and is thinking about talking to Kaysar and/or James. Will just called James "pathetic" in regards to having no loyalty to anyone and jumping from person week to week.

Kaysar is now upstairs with Janelle and Erika talking about the game. Janelle still wished Kaysar had put up Chilltown. Kaysar is upset about something not going his way because he continues not to realize that everyone in the house is pretty much going to do exactly what he DOESN'T want to do. Marcellas is the one actually bugging him, his actions and his game play.

Outside on the red couch Nakomis and Diane are talking about Will & Mike not wanting to play the game and always talking about leaving. Now one of them will leave instead of Will & Mike and they're pissed. Hmm.. maybe they will go after Will & Mike next week if they win HOH because all of Season 6 wants to play but then Kaysar will think he caused this when in fact this was not part of his MASTERFUL CONTROL.

Nakomis leaves and Danielle joins Diane on the outside red couch. Nakomis has told Diane that Kaysar told her that she's staying and that Diane was out. Nakomis returns eating pickles with Danielle as Diane says that her only target in this house is Season 6.

Danielle says they "Season 6" are running around trying to campaign for votes for whoever they want to stay and/or leave. Danielle then says that they are only 3 votes. So basically the house decides, not Season 6.

Pretty much the rest of the night was just random house antics that really didn't have any big game plans except that Season 6 wants Diane out but others want Nakomis so either one will leave come Thursday.

July 18th: The time is 12:53 in the Big Brother house and the HOH room is full of All Stars. Marcellas and Janelle are sitting on the bed. Will & Mike are pretty much "opening up the lines of communication" with Marci & Jani while Jase sits on a nearby chair listening without saying a word.

Here's the gest of the the conversation. Will and Mike are trying to find out... um... this is the strangest conversation that any season of Big Brother has ever had. Will and Mike are talking about making "tv" with Janelle because they don't talk with her and if Mike whipsers with Diane in the bed he won't get "tv time" but he will with Janelle. Will makes a comment to Janelle regarding her safety but going after her other members and she says "huh?" which irriates Will.

They said Kaysar's move moved him into 4th place on his radar and Janelle says she doesn't care. They also ask who she's going to put up if she gets HOH again and she won't tell them but she says its not anyone in this HOH room. Will makes it known that he's coming after Season 6, mostly Howie because of his behaviour towards Dr. Evil.

Marcellas is shocked at their open talk and Will & Mike doesn't want to "sneak around" or be in a "house of whisper". Marcellas brings up "you guys" aka Chilltown against the "four" aka Season 6 and that's how the house. Mike says last year's show was "the fucking show" and now he & Will are seeking to make the show "interesting" and "entertaining". Janelle asks if they want a "war" for the viewers and Mike says no.

They are basically testing Janelle's parternship with Season 6 cast members. She won't admit that they are an alliance but she used the word "we" when she described Season 6 and Will called her out about being in alliance and then there was a silent akward moment.

Will also admits he's hoping for a "monumental" twist to stay five weeks down the line before sequester or he's leaving. Marcellas says then why the do you want to stay when you're going to leave at some point. Then Marcellas brings up that the show may already be a show without Will and Mike trying to make a "television show".

Cameras cut to the red room downstairs where Diane is crying and complaing how "hard" the show is this year. Danielle is sitting on the bed as Erika and George listen in. Danielle is trying to calm Diane down and Diane says her crying is not a stragety thing. Diane wants to bring the house into the red room if she could and discuss whatever is going through her head but she doesn't call everyone in. They are now laughing about everything, the house is mainly ups and downs.

Erika is also still nursing a "broken rib". Expect her not to do well in any HOH endurance/physical comp because of her "cracked" rib. George asks if there's anything that can be done but they say no and that it will fix itself. But I heard that the recovery time is 6 weeks. Expect Erika to leave soon in the game, she ain't going to last forever.

Fuck, all four feeds are in the red room, where's the fucking HOH room!!!

Finally, back to the HOH room, it seems Will & Mike have left and when all four feeds were switching over, we hear Will and/or Mike say "go up. And he knows he will go". I'm assuming they are talking about Marcellas who's venting in the HOH room with Jase and Janelle. Marcellas is saying "I'm not having a good time" and then we get flames.

Fuck!!! The feeds switched back to the red room. Oh wait, Mike & Will are talking on the red couch about keeping Diane so that she can go after Season 6 and she can win endurance comps as she did during her season. Will & Mike talk about going to Danielle and telling her Janelle is going after one of the girls in the house... They need to get six votes to keep Diane and not make a tie where Kaysar will have final say this week.

Mike wants to see "blondie and the beast" on the block and watch them "panic". Not sure who he's talking about. Will talks about going on the block and these people being dumb enough to keep him. They also believe that if anyone goes up against Will that the other person will leave because supposely Will is leaving after week 5. They really think people are thoughtless of their plans.

Will says he wants to go to Kaysar and tell him that he's safe and that they are going after Howie. Will asks Howie if he wins HOH who will he put up. Kaysar is asked to join in with Howie listening as Will says that if wins HOH that he will put up Howie but then Will asks Kaysar who he thinks should go up with Howie... Kaysar doesn't asnwer.

Will now asks Howie who should go up with him and Howie says "Jase" and Will says Jase has "been real cool" and then Howie says Jase is part of Chilltown. Everyone shares a forced laugh. Will really thinks that his talks actually work on people. They know he's working them and they will do the opposite of what he wants. They won't give him information that he can use so Will will make it up or embellish the truth. Only an idiot will believe Will is honest in the game.

Marcellas comes outside and catches the talk. He tells Will "all i'm asking is to stay out of the middle of everyone's crazy-" and Will continues his bullshit stank talk. Janelle joins the outside conversation on the red couch of course sitting next to Howie. Will has called Howie a "one trick pony" on Sunday's episode. Will is the biggest ONE TRICK PONY as he tries to work everyone again. People try to call him out and Will continues his bullshit and then the person listening just sighs long and hard.

Marcellas is in the red room with Danielle, Nakomis and Diane talking about what Will & Mike are doing and were doing upstairs in the HOH room. Marcellas says that if Will & Mike aren't here to "play" and should be the targets instead of Season 6 then that makes Season 6 a harder alliance to go after.

Danielle is "spent" and tired of other people coming at her to do something to benefit them in the game and not her. Marcellas says Will & Mike are trying to call people in the Season 6 "out" that would then have them turn on each other. But that's not going to happen. Marcella is just so confused as to what to do with Will & Mike.

Back outside Danielle has joined Howie who is continuing chatting with Will & Mike about bullshit and crap. Howie, shut the fuck up, you can't challenge Will with words or wits, they're fucking with you. I'm sure Howie thinks it's fun but sooner or later they are going to get slipped information from Howie.

I just found out through BB forums that Will & Mike are doing all of this "open" talk to cause disruption in the house. Give it a day to see if it works. I doubt it will because Will and Mike are just useless shits in the game now.

Nakomis is in the red room telling Diane what happened in the HOH room that she heard 2nd hand. Upstairs in the HOH room, Janelle is telling James and Kaysar what happened with Will & Mike. Janelle now tells them that she lied to them about not going after them but she is. Will & Mike also asked Janelle that if they win HOH and they put up James and Howie, will you use the POV and she lied to them and told them "no". She filled them with lies and is trying to keep track of her lies and telling the truth of the lies to Kaysar and James.

James and Kaysar are trashing Jase and how stupid he is when Janelle called him out in front of Will & Mike that he was part of their alliance. Now he's no longer a floater, he's precieved as being part of the Chilltown alliance. They also attack his mirror behaviour and how he put baby oil on him before the Food Comp. Kaysar is cutting his hair in the HOH bathroom. Just thought Kaysar fans would like to know.

Marcellas and Howie have joined in the HOH room and Mike is the new target after some discussion of Mike's game playing or lack thereof. Basically they are saying Will is controling Mike. They also know that Will & Mike are trying to win the game by being "puppet masters" with words and munipulation instead of winning HOH/POV's. Marcellas is down with Season 6 going after Mike.

The time is 9pm in the BB house and Kaysar and James are butting heads over how each is playing the game and how each should play the game. James has that "being thrown under the bus" feeling while Kaysar continues to talk down to James... a 25 year old talking down to a 30 year old just ins't going to work... expect James to once again break off from his alliance when the time is right. Of course everyone is expecting him to do this and because of Kaysar this season I see James definitely now breaking away.

Sorry I've missed out on most of today's antics. I've been really busy on the last few days before my L.A. trip. So here's the rundown of today.

Big Brother gave the houseguests games and activites to do that included paint and Jenga. Will and Mike feel they may have played their game to hard because even though a power of four from Season 6 exists in the house, people are thinking about going after Chilltown. And the house keeps flip flopping back and forth on who to evict but Season 6 is proving to be a strong force by getting the votes go their way... or more Kaysar's way. And that is to get Diane out.

That's about it... Big Brother All Stars is boring more than half the time so CBS needs to throw in a new batch of All Stars and have 2 double eviction weeks in the schedule. Here's hoping this happens and here's hoping Kaysar is out by next week!

It looks like Nakomis is the one to go this week thanks to the live feeds catching Jase and Mike talking game next to the hammock around 9:30pm BB time. They run over the votes to evict Nakomis: Jase, Mike, Will, Marcellas, Danielle and George. That's six to get out Nakomis. But if Marcellas flips and goes with Season 6 it ends in a tie and Diane goes home but Nakomis has told Jase that she's going after Season 6 if she wins HOH.

They can't wait to see their faces when Nakomis is evicted. And then Mike and Jase hope HOH goes their way. Mike also says that if he wins he's jumping in the pool, i'm assuming for "tv time", and not getting any hugs from Howie if presented with.

Marcellas comes outside and talks with Jase. He says he's not going with what Season 6's "agenda" is and that he's doing what's best for him. He also says that he's with Janelle but that he's "not a member of the four, what is she going to do?". Jase tells Marcellas that they have George to get Nakomis out, that they have 6 votes to control the game.

I actually don't get why it matters who goes, both of the nominees are going after Season 6 no matter what, so is the rest of the house. Kaysar's MASTERFUL PLAN continues to be useless. Bye Bye Asshole aka Kaysar.

The time is 11:35pm in the BB house. Marcellas is in the HOH room with KING Kaysar and Janelle. He's telling them that he is not voting with them and it's not based on anything but his own decisions. Kaysar is notable getting upset with Marcellas not agreeing with Season 6's stragety of getting out Diane. Kaysar keeps throwing comments that Marcellas doesn't have all the facts and/or information and basically that he's wrong.

Kaysar is now trying to guilt Marcellas that if he helps save Diane that she will come after Season 6... but that's KAYSAR'S FAULT! Not Marcellas. Kaysar did this all on himself. He's an idiot to think that he can control the house and the votes.

Marcellas is also upset that Danielle is not up on the block as discussed last week. He also says that he will never go against the four but that he's doing this for him and him only. He apologizes that this may fuck him in the end but he's not doing this game for anyone but him.

Erika comes in and asks what they were talking about. Marcellas spills it all. Marcellas also says that he wants to take out a very strong player, Nakomis and this is his chance. He doesn't believe a "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" alliance between Diane and Jase exist but was based on a simple conversation outside of the house. Kaysar looks silent but upset as Marcellas delivers all of his points to Erika who just keeps nodding and nodding and fucking nodding with an "yeah".

Janelle keeps saying little comments against Marcellas' points and he gets upset as he slowly walks out of the HOH room delivering valid point after valid point. He ends with "I'm sorry you don't see that." and he leaves the room.

Janelle asks what Kaysar thinks and Kaysar says that they don't have the votes and "it is what it is" aka the new Big Brother All Stars motto. Marcellas returns with a smile. He says he is not going to "funnel" information back to the other side and keeps pushing his decision on keeping Diane. Erika finally jumps in agreeing with Marcellas.

Kaysar is finally agreeing that these other players can do what they want. Janelle adds her useless bent 2 cents to Marcellas that she thought we would all vote as a team of six. Kaysar tells Janelle to "landslide it the other way" and she says it sucks.

KAYSAR'S WEEK IS USELESS. KAYSAR'S WEEK IS USELESS. KAYSAR'S WEEK IS USELESS. Well, someone is leaving... but KAYSAR'S WEEK IS USELESS.

July 19th: It's just past midnight and All Stars is getting back to WAR! In the HOH room, Marcellas is now telling Season 6 members, minus James, that Diane is trying to find a way in with Season 6 but if they keep pushing her away from them then she has no choice but to go to the other side. Erika is also in the room but only listening. Marcellas is now getting tired of "talking in circles" and telling them that they can't have everything they want each week. GOOD BOY MARCI!

Oooh I just found that Kaysar made a deal with Nakomis about her going after other people in the house and that's another reason why he's upset Marcellas and others are not voting their way.

"You guys are seeing things you want to see, using reasoning that suits what you think is right and then you're not open to anyone else's reasoning..." Marcellas says delivering the biggest quote of the week to KING KAYSAR.

Kaysar is getting upset again because Marcellas is continuing with his reasoning and that Nakomis has a deal with Season 6 and not him. Kaysar asks if Nakomis should be brought up to discuss this and Marcellas doesn't want her up there because then he has to tell Nak that he made a deal with Diane against Nakomis.

Marcellas now tells Kaysar that what may be good for you may not be good for others. Kaysar is now pushing hard for Marcellas to vote their way or as he calls it, "my final plea". Kaysar just asked Marcellas to put himself in their shoes but Marcellas is not in their shoes.. Marcellas is playing for fuckign MARCELLAS!

Kaysar just said in his final bullshit plea that if Erika and Marcellas win HOH and they want someone out, they won't have the votes to have it go their way... um... sounds like a bullying tatic to me fucking Kaysar. In the middle of Kaysar's final talk Marcellas interrupts him by pointing to Erika and asking for a talk on the hammock.

James comes into the HOH and says he can't sleep and figures out the "big" problem with Marcellas & Erika voting against Season 6's MASTER PLAN. Kaysar has announced that Marcellas "can't be counted on anymore" and that this is pointless. James just called Marcellas "fuckface"... whoa... Season 6... calm the fuck down... the house will never do what you want every week, just like Marci said. James also said that he's working on Danielle, she's "50/50".

In the backyard Queen Marcellas and Pawn Erika are talking on the hammock. Oohhh okay, fucking now Erika agrees with Marcellas when she's not in Season 6's presence. Marcellas is still bugged about how Season 6 thinks Diane will play when they don't even go to her for anything.

Marcellas says that Season 6 DID see Kaysar's comment about not having the votes was a threat despite Kaysar saying it wasn't. He keeps making the point that this is Kaysar's mess for not consulting with him or "them" and that he should have put up Will & Mike.

KAYSAR'S MASTER PLAN IS BURNING, BURNING AND SEASON 6 ALL FALLS DOWN!

Marcellas says he's not going to "clean up their mess again this week". Erika continues to agree and really not add too much to anything. Marcellas says Season 6 is now acting like the "nerd herd". Erika says Season 6 said they should have used the veto and Erika slaps her head wondering "what have I aligned with" followed by a laugh.

Ohhh I can't wait until Thursday when Nakomis goes home and Kaysar's all huffin' and puffin'.

Upstairs in the HOH room Kaysar says something about declaring a war with the "floaters". Kaysar now says "we're done"... with the floaters. Um.. Kaysar, if a floater wins HOH then you have no war, you have no power, you have an alliance of shit that you fucked up with your nominations. Kaysar, you are to blame the floaters turning against you.

Anyways, Kaysar and James are back to trying to get the votes to go their way. James is going to work on Danielle and Kaysar says he'll do the rest. James goes downstairs and is looking around and finds Nakomis in the bathroom area. He tells her that they are working to keep her and that he's sorry about the "dumb" nominations.

Outside in the backyard Danielle and Marcellas are talking about Marci's talk in the HOH room. They are not changing their minds about voting out Nakomis and that Danielle doesn't want to feel "strong armed" by anyone.

In the HOH room Kaysar is ready to go downstairs and outside but asks Janelle and Howie if they're ready to go against the whole house. They nod yes. And somehow they've gotten Erika's vote to evict Diane because she told James that she wants to vote whatever the oh so dreamy HOH wants.

In the red room Nakomis and Diane are having fun while they hold hands running through the house to the bathroom and then running back giggling. I'm assuming they don't want to run into bullshit and game play.

Outside on the red couch Kaysar is continuing his talk with Marcellas but it's getting heated. James adds his opinions on getting Diane out while Danielle and Erika listen but they both soon get up and leave after Marcellas gets up walking back and forth highly upset. Marcellas tells Kaysar that he is making the same mistake this season as he did last season. Nerd Herd directly told Kaysar to his face what they wanted and Kaysar spent too much time going after James rather than then the direct target that was the Nerd Herd. If Kaysar is so concerned about Chilltown and Mr. & Mrs. Smith alliance he should have gone after them.

At one point he gets up in James' face and James tells him to get out of his face but Marcellas gets closer and then James gets up but nothing really happens. "You're suppose to be my fucking friend and you are up in my face and are like 'don't get in my face'" says Marcellas to James. He then tells James that Kaysar just "threatened" me and James said that's why he just told Kaysar to leave.

Marcellas keeps telling Season 6 that Diane said that she's going after Will & Mike and that Nakomis' "cards" are not shown to anyone and is a problem is she stays. James keeps getting upset with Marcellas because he keeps interrupting James' points. James and Season 6 keeps thinking without ever going to Diane that she's with Chilltown but Marcellas says she told him to his face that she is going after Chilltown, the alliance Season 6 thinks has her in their group when in fact she is not with any group except Nakomis.

Marcellas walks off to the outside washer and dryer and Howie & Janelle walk outside to which James tells them to walk away as he waits for Marcellas to return.

We got some flames on the feeds and then we return to the live feeds house where we find James and Marcellas in the bathroom discussing the incident on the red couch whereas Kaysar is outside talking with Danielle and Erika and Janelle on the hammock. Marcellas and James hug inside the house and everything's fine with them. Kaysar outside is telling Danielle mostly that he wants to play a game of "respect" and that Marcellas, Erika and Danielle need them as much as they need them.

Danielle says changing her vote over and over for them is not how she wants to play this game. Danielle talked to both nominees, something Season 6 has yet to do, and based her eviction vote on their reactions to her discussions with them. Simple as that Kaysar. Simple as fucking that.

Kaysar now says he wants to talk to Chicken George tomorrow and that Erika should vote with the house and not against the house if the others want Nakomis out.

Kaysar is fucking everything up tonight. Stupid ass Kaysar grasping at straws... Voting is tomorrow morning... fuck I can't wait to see Kaysar pissed off on the live show.

Kaysar now walks up to James and Howie near the outside red couch saying that they "don't have the votes". James talks about Marcellas' in his face thing and Howie calls Marcellas "a girl".

Inside the storage room Danielle and Marcellas are exchanging their thoughts regarding Season 6. Danielle calls them "rookies" and neither can figure out why Season 6 have decided to play the way they are. Jase is now open but most likely spying on Season 6's late night antics.

Marcellas and Danielle are now outside discussing Season 6 and Kaysar's mistake nominations. Erika joins them. Marcellas says "First you tell me Nakomis is up, then after I tell Diane that she's safe you tell me that no-no it's going the other way and then you come back and then vote however you want... and then you come back and at the end of it you threaten me!" as he describes this week's Season 6 tatics. Danielle and Erika laugh.

The time is now 9:21pm in the BB house and really nothing much has happened. Kaysar has told his troops to vote with the house to make it a uniamous vote to evict Nakomis. His plan "flip flopping" plan didn't work and now they wish they'd used the veto. Marcellas and the rest of Season 6 have made up since last night's antics but Marcellas has mentioned that Kaysar and Howie are his first 2 targets if he ever has to go after Season 6 or as he likes to call them, "the four". He also mentioned Jase and George as his other nominees if he wasn't targeting Season 6.

Mike and Will have mentioned that they will fight for HOH but I just don't believe in Will and his efforts anymore. Diane has also packed her things and may be aware through Erika that Nakomis is leaving. Diane is also encouraged by Marcellas to talk to Season 6 but Diane feels they won't listen but she'll talk to them for the sake of the house and her game.

July 20th: Well, today is eviction day and since I missed last night's talk here goes the plans for HOH and Janelle & Kaysar's new game plan. Janelle, I believe, came up with the same fucking plan I came up with if the house plays Majority Rules... you get a large alliance going into the game and you always pick the 2nd choice thus eliminating your competition.

Janelle and Kaysar also have decided that they should go after floaters this season and leave Chilltown alone. They say the floaters are using the key players in the game to do their "dirty work" so why not get them out so they can't make it to the end and win based on how nice they were and how everyone else took risks so they could get to the end.

Janelle has told Kaysar that she voted to evict Diane so that Nakomis would be evicted uniamously. Good girl Janie.

Now the feeds are on trivia questions and most likely will remain on them until after tonight's HOH.

Alright, James won HOH and Nakomis was evicted 8-2. Danielle almost won HOH but lost out to James thus giving Season 6 three weeks of power. James has already entered his new blood red colored HOH room and has discussed possible nominations, basically everyone except Marcellas- he's safe.

They also don't want to go after George because it would be a wasted week. Let a floater go after him because he's taking away from their floater game. Jase is the biggest target on James' list. Expect Jase to go up with either Will or Mike. Yeah!

See you GuyTVBlog.com readers when I return posting July 25th!

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July 13, 2006

Big Brother All Stars . Week One

Big Brother 7: All Stars has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BBAS dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch.

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July 6th through July 13th

Previous Day Updates tucked away within this post...

July 8th: Just past 12am. Mike Butthole is an idiot talking with Will in the bathroom. They are laughing about how they will get Jase to get Janelle to take off Danielle and put up James so Mike Shithole and Will can get James out. They also tell Danielle this plan and that if it doesn't work, Danielle isn't going home.

12 hours later and Mr. GuyTVBlog.com finally gets on the live feeds, been busy all day. Sorry returning visitors, life just happens.

And so I get back to my daily updates. So far I have no idea what's happening. I see Mike and Howie in the backyard competing with their aged testosterone that led to Will breaking one of the kitchen table chairs. Mike Bullshit and Will are talking about some kind of boy band dumbshit talk that they carried from their season... how unoriginal.

Oh! I finally heard some of Mike Bullfucker's apparent jealously towards Kaysar's popularity. Kaysar left the backyard heading inside so Mike said "Sure enough Kaysar leaves, so does the camera".

Will's shirtless and his body is super thin now... but he's very unattractive, kinda pale... but Diane, Marcellas and Alison all love Will and his body. Mike CockSucker is 35 years old and attempting to "pop lock" upon request from Jase. Grow Up already. Alison is super thin as she talks with the guys in the backyard. I got a laugh just now watching George and his mega belly gut lift weights while he sits down on a lounge chair that Kaysar is resting in.

Deep long sigh from me as I check my watch, 17 minutes has passed with boy band nonsense. Inside the ladies, Janelle, Diane, Nakomis & Erika are working on dinner for the house. George is asking Erika if she lost weight when she was on the PBJ diet on her season, I guess George is hoping to drop pounds. Borrrinnnggg!

I did capture Kaysar's new, larger pecs in some screencaps to be posted in the next few days along with Jase's amazing new body. Jase should have kept his new love a secret inside the house and let girls think they had a chance with him. Fire just engulfed the live feeds because a banner was seen flying over the house.

Much time has passed and I've seen enough fire on the live feeds then one can take. Remember when they use to put fish on the screens when we were not suppose to hear or see something on the feeds... well the fish are gone from this season- replaced by spiders in a wall cage- and flames engulf the screen when the fuckin' HG's talk about shit they ain't suppose to be talking about.

Finally some game talk has begun on the hammock between Mike Shitter and Nakomis. Here we find out that Mike has told her that he will "break off" from Will when the time comes... and that Season 6 "thinks they're running shit" and that the house should let them think that way. Jase's name also has come up and that Nakomis is "skeptical" about him because he's a completely different person this time around. They also think Alison is a loose cannon and most likely the one to go because they believe Danielle will also go after Season 6... Nope because Kaysar is budding up with Danielle

July 9th: It's just past midnight and Marcellas is finally talking with Janelle about the Will problem. He is doing his absolute best to get through a now STUPID Janelle. Janelle and James have it out for George... and Marcellas is dumbfounded that Chicken George is the target. He brings up a great point that when Danielle & Alison "overplayed their hands" and look what happened, their both on the block because they played hard in the beginning. Now Marcellas is seeing Will's "overplayed" hand and is trying to get Janelle and the house on track to get rid of Will. Marcellas has to EXPLAIN everything to Janelle because she doesn't see him as a threat over George. Janelle is an idiot to no end, if she doesn't use the POV to pull Danielle off and create a voting power to eliminate Will, she's America's Idiot.

12 minutes pass and Janelle hasn't seen the big Will picture. Marcellas is now telling Janelle about James is 4th down from Season 6's "alliance" because how he played last game. So M is telling Janelle that James is ready to jump ship and create new alliances. At this point Janelle turns on the spy cam. As both run down who trusts or can be turned by Will, Janelle suddenly brings up Nakomis saying that she likes her and she's smart. Nakomis is after Janelle believing Janelle is the leader of Season 6.

After 17 minutes Janelle asks if she should use POV to which SHOCKINGLY Marcellas says NO! What the mutha fuck! Marcellas believes either Alison or Danielle has to go. If Danielle is pulled off the block she will understand why Will is being put up. She already understands why she was put up, she played too hard too fast. She's not after Janelle as Janelle thinks.

Later in the conversation Marcellas brings up Housecalls, the CBS live call in BB show. He thinks because of that show is why everyone in the house is gunning for him, he's just paraniod. Marcellas informs Janelle about Jase telling him that Chicken George is saying Marcellas has alliances everywhere in the house. Marcellas also admited earlier in the night that Lisa, an All Star that didn't make it into the house, was his alliance. They're friends so it makes sense neither would backstab each other.

Howie comes in thinking that if he's nominated for personal reasons, he will go off and "destroy" the person(s) who nominated him. He's America's next idiot. I feel so bad for Marcellas dealing with Janelle & Howie's idiot thoughts. He just called Howie out about getting upset over people coming at him personally because he behaves the way he behaves thus causing someone to react to him thus making it personal. Howie tries to come back with more stupidity ending it with "...this is Big Brother All Stars". Idiot, everyone knows that.

Oh Marcellas, I now want you to take out Big Brother's Howie & Janelle. I can see Marcellas leaving the HOH room in the wee hours of the morning and turning his back on stupidity. Howie's stupid game plan this season is to put it out there that whenever he's nominated, he'll take it personally and then verbally attack the person(s) and then leave the house saving the other nominee. Idiot. Still wishing Ivette was in the house in place of this MORON!

After almost 10 hours of missing the feeds, I return to catch Janelle, James & Jase in the HOH room talking about how last night some of the All Stars were trying to figure out how Big Brother is going to flip the house this season because so far, to them, and me- it's boring. They are starting to figure out that somewhere down the line, more Big Brother All Star players have the possibility to come into the game.

They also think they figured out why they were put into sequester several days before the premiere date of BBAS was because CBS was airing the big twist promos... NOPE! Janelle said it was time to allow for the HG's to "decompress". DING! James brings up again that if any new HG comes in several weeks down the line that they have to go right back out, of course James states that it is his opinion. Janelle asks him, "what if it's Ivette"? James says she has to go, doesn't matter who it is. Um... Yeah Right James!

We also find out that Beau and Janelle are best BUDS outside of the house, Beau is apparently at Janelle's place! She- I mean he told Janelle not to take a certain pair of shoes because it didn't look good.

During the course of the day I was able to catch some live feeds at a family members house since I was away from my own PC so here's the jist of what I caught. Howie is not gunning 100 percent for Nakomis if he gets HOH. No one, so far, is able to steer him away from making Nakomis the next "busto".

Will has also gone back to messing with Howie, at one point telling Howie, in front of everyone, that he just told the stupidest story ever. Howie's defense is repetitive "pale" cracks at Will's body. Over and over. Howie is so useless. I like to think I paid for the live feeds and he was the "free gift with package".

Hours later, around 7pm BBAS time, the entire house has finished playing kick ball due to Kaysar kicking the ball up on the roof. James is on the outside couch with Danielle and Nakomis while Howie rags on a sweating Will who lifts weight. Mike Dumbfuck is on the outside bench watching and then attempts to lift 45 pounds and isn't able to do it so James bashes him playfully. As Mike heads inside he tells James to playfully "step off". Now once he closes the sliding door Mike he says people are making fun of me oustide and criticizing me. Mike then says safetly inside and behind their backs "fuck them... eat a dick! Bastards". I'm not sure who he's talking to because the kitchen audio is overlapping with the outside feed.

Forgot to mention a funny moment from Will delivered to Howie. He said "one time Big Brother is going to say 'Howie, shut the fuck up for once'"!

About 9:30 pm BB time, Marcellas, Janelle & James walk into the storage room to discover more Mac & Cheese... could this be the new PB&J diet Julie Chen has promised will make the houseguests wish they were back on PB&J?

10:30 BB time, Jase has joined Will & Mike outside to finally chat game. It seems Jase is also after Season 6 and thinks James & Janelle should go. They are trying to find out what Jase is doing in the game and Jase is telling them everything! Now whether or not Jase is fucking with them but he's telling them that he doesn't want S6 in the jury because they will control the jury vote. Kaysar was brought up as the least worry among the four and should be last to go. Janelle should be first to go according to Will

They are even talking about keeping around Alison to go after Janelle to do their dirty work. Send Danielle home because they believe Danielle is in with James from Season 6. Jase is not suppose to talk about this plan with Danielle.

The problem with others going after S6 is Will & Mike can create their own 4 person alliance that is hidden inside the whole "go after Season 6 cast" bullshit. If the house falls for this, Mike & Will deserve final four. Janelle needs to use POV and pull off Danielle, put up Will and send his ass home.

Marcellas is also discussed because they can't figure out where he stands at this point. Jase is not to mention this S6 plan to Marcellas either. Hmm... Jase... what are the fuck are you going to do?

Fuck man, Jase just say Alison in the bathroom and told Alison that Will & Mike will talk to her later and that Danielle is going home. That Danielle is in with Season 6. FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. Janelle needs to use the fucking POV to take Danielle off and put up Will so that Mike Cunt can play the game alone. FUCK. Janelle and James are so stupid to focus on Chicken George. They all deserve to get the fuck out of the house now.

Diane just came into the bathroom and Alison told her what she was told. FUCCCK. Now they go into the red room talking more about it and then Howie pokes his dumbass head in and then leaves so they can talk. Basically if this plan goes into effect, they need Marcellas to help vote out Danielle. According to Diane, Marcellas already said the "house" is gunning to get rid of Alison but if the house shifted, Marcellas would help vote out Danielle.

There's going to finally be talk of game instead of bullshit boring chats that has some people questioning paying for the live feeds.

Diane is now working Howie in the red room about who he is going to vote for, Danielle or Alison. Howie then asks her which is more of a threat to her and she safely says both.

FUCK FUCK FUCK. The best way for Janelle and S6 to fuck with Will's growing alliance is to put up Will against Alison and then have Will campaign against Alison thus creating bad blood between the 2. If Will masterfully stays in the game, then that's one of his female goons gone, if he goes, Mike is fucked and Alison is pissed off at Mike for helping others turn against Alison. Simple as FUCKING that.

Alison comes in to talk with Diane who starts trashing Howie. Alison reveals that if she gets HOH next week she will put up Janelle & Erika. Diane is fucking hardcore when she talks game, cussing and talking angry. Diane doesn't trust Jase and Jase doesn't trust her either. Now that's funny. Alison & Diane just figured out that Jase is the wildcard, jumping from both sides... interesting.

This plan could fucking blow up if Alison "works" on Marcellas, James and Kaysar telling them they have ONE free week if she wins HOH next week. She's another idiot. The minute she tells any of this to S6 or Marcellas, Will will be brought up in S6 game talk and hopefully Janelle will use POV to put up Will against Alison. Fucking campaign THAT Bitch.

Jase comes back from Diary room as Alison smiles from the table. That bitch can't stop smiling. Fucking work Marcellas tonight bitch... do it before Will tells her not to.

James has gone into the red room and Alison is now TALKING WITH JAMES ABOUT THE PLAN! IDIOT BITCH!

Alison named 3 people she won't approach with this plan. Howie, Kaysar & Erika. She says Howie and Kaysar are in an alliance with Janelle and then I GOT FIRE. Thanks Will for probably talking shit that couldn't be aired on the feeds.

We come back to James and Alison talking about using James as a wild card. Will just walked by while Alison continues to fuck their plan up by talking with James. Oh damn it, Chicken George just came in and fucked it all up. But at least James has told him something good to make this night amazing.

Minutes pass and James has been called into the Diary room. Nakomis is in the red room with Jase and Diane and the talking begins. Jase reveals he wants Season 6 out. And that he's most loyal to both of these ladies. Diane is now smiling as Jase leaves the room blocking Danielle from ease dropping.

Nakomis is telling Diane that she has already told Danielle that she's safe by Nakomis. Jase rejoins them. Jase is "bullshitting" with Season 6 and that Diane and Jase need to continue the "we don't like each other" stint going. Jase is talking about how "bad ass" Janelle is and Nakomis agrees. Oh yeah, Nakomis just remembered that she told Danielle that "as of now" you're safe. But things have changed.

But no one knows Alison already ran her mouth off to James... can't wait until tomorrow! Damn I mean did everyone forget that Janelle won POV!?!?

July 10th: I'm trying to catch up with late night happenings through Jokers website before the houseguests fell to sleep. Basically Diane and Alison are trashing Janelle and her beauty.. mostly her hair. Alison talks about grabbing both Erika and Janelle by the throat and smashing their heads together. Major Jealous Bitch. And Diane is STILL thinking Janelle is walking around like she "runs" the house. Idiot Cunt. Everyone, including Diane, thinks they are "running" the house.

I am starting to notice the past season talk fading away. Thank Reality TV God!

Later on, Kaysar, Howie & Janelle are in the kitchen talking about Kaysar walking in on James whispering with Mike. They all agree that James is still aligned with S6 but will always have a plan B. The 3 now move outside, just like last year, to discuss their alliance and what to do next. The extra S6 fans, Marcelals & Erika are discussed briefly but are mentioned as first to go within their alliance. But Janelle has yet to tell them that Marcellas wants to take someone like Janelle to the final 2.

Howie continues making stupid ass comments announcing to Janelle and Kaysar that if anyone gets rid of one of them, they're going next. Kaysar says we can't act like mobsters, basically telling Howie to shut the fuck up.

And then FINALLY there's talk about pulling off Danielle to keep her aligned with their side and putting up Will!!!! Fucking about time. No thanks to Marcellas because when Janelle brought this up between them, he- at first, said NO. We'll see if he jumps on the "destory Will" bandwagon.

Morning has come, 9am BB time, Danielle is the first up, Mike the 2nd up and both are already talking game. Mike trying to turn Danielle against the Season 6 cast, talking about how no one can break their bond from last year. Um... same goes for you and Will you shithead. Danielle thinks she's safe with Mike and she might be since last night James & Mike talked about getting rid of Alison... of course this could be Mike fucking with James.

8 hours later I'm back to watching the feeds. Tons of "bring down Season 6" has occured. Will seems to be the one pulling back or just not caught on the feeds talking about this so Mike is the one on the mission to turn the whole house against Season 6. And it's working. Nakomis is talking to George about helping vote out Danielle. Alison is now talking with Erika about voting out Season 6 and having a secret alliance between the 2, working both sides and staying under the radar.

Now if Janelle uses POV and takes off Danielle, then everything Mike has been working for is fucked. Will will be up on the block against Alison, Alison doesn't want to leave and will campaign to get him out while Mike works to get out Alison. The whole Mike 1inch Dick alliance will implode and all fucking Janelle has to do is use POV.

The question is when Janelle uses POV, how does HOH pick a new nominee? I'm betting a new twist is that POV holder will be the one put whoever they want up on the block. A whole new POV power... only brainstorming here. We'll have to wait until Tuesday for the POV ceremony.

I have no faith in Season 6 if they don't use the POV. Idiots will they be! Dumbass Janelle will be. [Star Wars reference!] I will look forward to their demise if POV is not used.

Throughout the rest of the evening, Marcellas and Erika are talking about now switching their vote to getting out Danielle. Marcellas will just about do anything to help get Danielle out because God forbid she fuck him over again and forever get him in the fetal position... he just wants her out.

Here's how Erika is completely stupid when it comes to making a deal with Alison. She has only asked Alison who she would put up if she had HOH. Of course Alison said "Janelle" but what if Janelle is gone before Alison can do it herself and Alison has HOH after Janelle is gone... Erika should have asked "Who are you going after next?"

People need to start setting themselves up for future fights when Season 6 is gone. Let's face it, when certain "tasks" are done when it comes to taking out Season 6, all new fights and alliances will be born and all new threats will be redirected. Erika should have gotten Alison to say who else in the house besides S6 is a threat. That's what everyone should be doing to start setting themselves up after S6 is gone or taken down to at least 2 members.

I mean come the fuck on, the house will use the final 2 members of S6 as voting power to start getting rid of another four team alliance... Will, Mike, Diane & Nakomis. Just because one team of four is down, don't let another team of four get too strong. Four is four, no matter what fucking season they came from.

Marcellas is pushing to keeping Janelle. He says to get rid of Howie & James but keep Janelle. He also says that if he wins POV the week Janelle is put up, he's taking her off the block... interesting.

All of this fucking happened because of Jase's talk with Will & Mike Loser last night. Then Jase talked with Alison and then everything snowballed into the Big Brother All Stars VS Season 6. Damn it.

Apparently there's talk of a new rumored alliance built outside of the house, between Jase and Alison. It's spreading like a STD inside the house. Marcellas knows of it, Erika does as well and Mike Butthole. But Janelle doesn't believe it to be true since Jase was the one who brought up Alison's name for eviction this week. Fuck I know what the hell is going on with this rumor.

Janelle, Jase & Marcellas are talking about dreams of other houseguests. They think it's a sign that someone is coming into the house, like I KEEP saying over and over, more All Stars are coming, at least 2!!! Maybe even after a double eviction week. Janelle is talking as if Danielle is going home... no need to use POV but not actually saying she's not going to use it... FUCK.

"This is going to be one fucking crazy season." says Marcellas in HOH room.

Oh damn, 9pm BB time, Janelle & Marcellas are in the HOH room talking game and Marcellas brings up that his "crus" on Mike is "expanding by the days" because he really had "a nice chat" in the backyard. Mike was asking what kind of guys does Marcellas date and M tells Janelle that he'd date Mike, like today. And that Mike had a "smell" about him, not sure what it was from, whether working out or something else... Janelle took the words out of my mouth. "Gross" But M does say that he isn't falling for Mike and be done in by him. He says that Mike has to address that hair, workout more, get his eyebrows done, he has a weird nose... just a whole list of negative things.

Janelle brings up "wiggers" and says Mike said "wangsters" and then Marcellas and Janelle both agree that Kevin Federfuck is "fine" and "cute". Then Will W. from Season 5 is brought up. That he's cute and that he should have been put in the house with them but Marcellas says Will W. now has a boyfriend. That M should have snagged Will W. sooner. And that Marcellas likes white boys- I mean guys. He also loves James' lisp.

Marcellas then jokes that none of them really wants him and that the guys of the house would "flat bag it" with M if they thought it would get them closer to the 500,000 dollars. I'm guessing our gay boy is sexually frustrated.

10:30pm BB time, Kaysar is chatting with Marcellas, Janelle and Erika in the HOH room about voting out Alison. From what I'm gathering, Marcellas is upset that Danielle isn't the main target yet he announces he's not here to play an "emotional game". Now they're all leaving. Has Janelle used the POV yet? What the fuck is going on?

Later Will is trashing feed watchers and website owners who requested an interview with him. He then goes on to say that he said Janelle would make the other girls "was really hot" and "might cause problems with the other girls" and Diane is right next to Janelle when Will is saying all this. So true since Diane is such a messed up Cunt when she feels the need to trash Janelle for no valid reason... but then I'm a Cunt for calling Diane a cunt.

When something smells fishy... Diane is nearby!

Upstairs Marcellas is still upset with S6 wanting Alison out. He's talking with Erika saying that Janelle needs to let someone from her Season go. Marcellas then asks Erika if Alison should be targeted next week... Erika thinks for good reason and then delivers a "no" to M who is completely unaware of Erika & Alison's new secret alliance. Everyone's getting played, even Marcellas.

July 11th: It's about 1:20am BB time and everyone but James, Mike, Alison & George are upstairs sharing dream stories while awaiting Will to tell his BIG ghost story. Howie is working out and not listening. It's almost like a fucking slumber party for 4 year olds. Funny moment just happened, Will, among others, is feeling sorry for George who's sleeping outside because he snores... and after repeated "poor George" comments Nakomis chimes in with "he's a grown ass man". Jase says "damn straight Nakomis" and everyone super loves NAK!

Everyone is getting along despite Danielle most likely leaving Thursday... of course anything can happen in the next day or so.

Also, people are emailing me and I'm reading on other BB sites that the POV ceremony has come and gone... I just completely missed it. Haven't heard anyone talk about the POV ceremony and if there's a twist. Well James yesterday did explain the new rules that if both HOH's can't agree on 2 nominees, they become the nominees and then whoever wins POV becomes the person of power that week because they can pull themselves or anyone off the block and put whoever they choose on the block. Very interesting. Love the twist.

Back to the true life ghost story that has yet to unfold.

Oh wait, Will is talking about the whole mega fight that happened during season 2 when the basketball court was not rewarded because a contestant smoked when she wasn't suppose to. Then everyone flipped, Shannon threw a bag of potato chips at her, Justin and some old guy was fighting, Will was told not to leave the Diary room for an hour but he could hear everyone fighting and everyone was being told to go to separate rooms. Funny story. Will is just super dreamy when he tells engaging stories. Just put on a shirt when you do it Doctor Evil.

Back to the Will's ghost story. In short, he was about 13 years of age, the time when he was jerking off, talking to girls and playing GI Joe. Anyways, he and his family moved into a really old house. His father's friend came over for dinner one night and walked past a room where he mentioned an old woman sitting by herself. The family freaked out quietly and the guy excused himself saying he couldn't stay for dinner.

Another time one if Will's dad's friend dropped a package at the back door and said he saw an old woman come up to the doorway but she wouldn't answer the door. Will's father finally found out who the woman was and they got a priest to do stuff to the house and the house has since been free of her old spirit. Will tells the story better.

Right now they are whispering "Get Out" and it sounded freaky while I typed. I MEAN FUCKING FREAKY.

And we get akward around 11:45 BB time, Kaysar, Danielle, James, Nakomis & Janelle are talking outside on the couch about random crap... but then Kaysar starts talking on women's behalf and it seems Nakomis isn't interested in hearing a man attempt to talk on behalf of women so she talks over him to Janelle about her nephew. That's an example of reading people, Nakomis has no interest in this kind of male behaviour so she talks to someone else. I mean James and Danielle are into the conversation but Nakomis isn't. Janelle even breaks away from Nakomis to chime in her 2 cents but Nakomis stays quiet.

That is another way you learn to play Big Brother... test people's reactions and pull back, even if you think you or the other person is "overreating"... pull the fuck back on your opinions. Learn to assume that you can never speak on women's behalf in front of someone like Nakomis.

Maggie trash talking begins from James & Janelle. "... and then she won. Good job [clapping]" As Maggie's game plan comes into question- BY KAYSAR, about how simple her game play was. He doesn't understand why James give Maggie so much credit... same goes for you Kaysar, people give you more credit then you deserve. Prove us wrong this season. Oh wait, you didn't tell Janelle to use POV to put up Will so he can campaign against Alison and fuck up the other side of the house, stupid move number one.

Marcellas joins in the conversation but listens. Kaysar continues to not give the Nerd Herd credit for their game plan of not turning on their own alliance- wait, Janelle brought up the fact that Maggie still has never admitted to "playing" the game the way she did by using the idiots of the house to win. That includes Howie!

Later, in the kitchen, Mike "Grow Up Already" Shithead is wearing an upside down open hat... hard to explain... listening to Erika tell him that S6 said something regarding voting out Alison. "For your own safety you have to vote out Alison." He asks who said this, she said "the other side". Mike smiles all smug "all three of them?" and "that's what I figured"... idiot. Shut the fuck up, you haven't figured out shit yet. It's week mutha fucking one.

Mike Wannabe Teenager follows Erika into the bathroom area and discuss that if he is "willing to risk it, will you be with us?" So maybe he's thinking about kicking out Alison but I doubt it.

Minutes later Marcellas is in the red room whispering with Alison that the plan is to get out Danielle. The "secret" Danielle & James alliance is fucking brought up again, but that's such bullshit. EVERYONE has an alliance with someone already!!!

Janelle and Jase working out in, well the workout room. We find out Jase doesn't have to do cardio, at all, to keep this body the way it is. MUTHA FUCKER. Kaysar also came in chatting with Janelle. We find out Janelle has a hard time on the threadmill without noise to keep her motivated. She brings up various examples and Kaysar brings up "or like someone standing next to you". Kaysar, get out, she doesn't want a closet case. I'm such an asshole when I type.

Howie is amazingly creepy this season. At some point in the past few days Will made a comment that Howie is quoting something Will said that Will doesn't even remember. Okay so right now, 4:28pm, Howie is outside with a shirtless Kaysar and a shirtless Will, all taking turns lifting the barbell.

At one point Will starts doing a barbell set and with each rep he's shouting "Morbid obesity, cholesterol, pushing 300, gut hanging down like a pregnant ???, nipples like pepperoni" Funny shit... but then Howie copies Will and continues to be completly unoriginal. Howie is such a loser as he laughs at himself. What the fuck is up with Howie, he keeps getting so fuckin incredibly uncomfortably close to Will. Even as a gay man here I find that fucking creepy. Down with Howie.

Will and Kaysar continue their workout inside in the gym due to Big Brother having an indoor lockdown. Howie follows Will and continues his old old old old old old old jokes.

Fast forward hours later and the BB time is 7:40pm. We find Will and Mike in the bathroom talking about that if they didn't do pilates or make fun of Howie or do anything they did that CBS wouldn't have a show.

Outside, Jase & Janelle are talking yet again whether to get out Alison or Danielle. I also just found out from a PC friend that earlier Nakomis was talking about how Will and Mike are "bullying" her to do what they want but James is her main target. Then over at JU's we find out that Will, Mike and Howie were talking about fucking Nakomis. Will would "go down" on her while Mike would fuck her from behind after 10 drinks.

Howie joins in the conversation and Jase tells him that "Hurricane Howie" should come out at Nakomis because Jase knows that Howie isn't the biggest fan of her. Predictable and Useless Howie brings up the whole "don't make fun of Monica" request Nakomis wanted and Howie as for some reason took it so fucking personally that it is scary.

Over in the backyard hammock, Danielle and Nakomis are chatting and Danielle basically just tells N "do what's best for you in this game". Goodbye Danielle. 10 minutes pass and neither say anything of value to each other. Danielle just says again "do what's best for you in this game".

Erika and Janelle are chatting on the backyard couch and we catch Erika telling Janelle that the new POV twist has everyone scared. That the house use to be "divided". Both quickly rush upstairs to the HOH and Janelle asks "was there some kind of plan I wasn't aware of?" Alison's name is brought up. If you are unaware of the new POV twist, the person who holds the POV has the power to put anyone on the block if they choose. This week, if the house vote is split 5-5, the POV holder, Janelle, gets to send who she wants home.

Erika begins to spill everything including her "secret" alliance with Alison. Erika now trusts Janelle. She tells Janelle that Will, Mike, Diane, Nakomis & Marcellas were going to vote to get out Danielle but when they heard of the new POV twist, the house now wants to get rid of Alison because if the house is split, Janelle can send home Alison if she chooses. Erika also believes the new power in the house is Season 5. Jase, Diane, Nakomis with an added in Alison makes a new alliance of four. Janelle still finds it hard to believe that Jase and Alison are working together.

Now according to Tuesday's BBAS show Jase hates Diane and Nakomis by comparing their home lives to that of the "dumpster" POV challenge. This looks to be Erika working her angle to get out Alison. After 15 minutes, Janelle is completely as confused as I am when it comes to Erika attempting to play the game. Erika ends this whole madness with asking Janelle to keep this between them 2.

Erika finally heads downstairs and up goes Danielle just a few minutes later. Janelle starts sharing Erika's information to Danielle. So much for keeping that information between Janelle and Erika! Janelle is basically saying that Jase is responisble for putting up Danielle and Alison, not her. Erika joins the conversation and just came from talking with Chicken George saying he doesn't know who he's voting for BUT Danielle just said that she and CG shook hands and that if he doesn't vote Danielle out, she will never vote to get CG out.

Danielle doesn't believe Will will vote to keep in Alison but Janelle is telling D that he will vote to keep Alison because she is going after Janelle... for Will. Basically doing his dirty work for him.

Great NOW Janelle fucking says that she should have used the POV to pull off Danielle! DAMN IT. Right now Erika and Janelle are talking about going up to CG to "promise" him something to help keep Danielle. They are aware that Alison is right now talking with CG.

In the backyard, Alison is calling in her whiny voice to chat with Marcellas. She is asking Marcellas to promise or tell George that if he votes to keep Alison that Marcellas will promise not to put him if M gets HOH. It looks like George has become the KEY player this round. The deciding vote to have the vote tie or send Danielle home with a vote of 6-4. If George is smart, he'll vote to tie the house and let Janelle be the villian, she's already a target, this tie breaking vote would just make her target bigger.

Inside, George is making dinner and Janelle is watching him while Alison gathers dishes. Both need to talk to him and find out what he's FUCKING DOING. Amazing... can't wait to see this storyline play out Thursday!

Oh, now Diane and Alison are talking in the red room. George has requested that Nakomis and Diane both approach George and promise him that they won't put him up next week. If this works, George will vote to evict Danielle because stupid Janelle and James have repeatedly said that they want to put up George. Alison will make it her "personal mission" tonight to keep George away from Erika all night.

So what does Alison do... she goes outside to talk with James and Marcellas, leaving George in the house. Now Alison is in the storage with Nakomis telling her to promise him that he's safe next week but Nakomis holds back with a response and Alison senses that it's not okay to once again speak for Nakomis in this game. Nakomis already brings up that she has gotten George to agree to vote Danielle out without having to do all this. Stupid Alison.

Diane, so far, has never been considered a "threat" in the house. Interesting...

Oh wait, George is talking with Danielle in the storage room. He's questioning her regarding her relationships with players outside of the house. Danielle is upset because CG thinks she's lying about something. He said he needs to "digest" the information. He knows he's the swing vote, she denied knowing he's the swing vote and all she has to say is help the house vote in a tie and let Janelle be the bigger target. Simple as that.

Danielle just came up the HOH room and started to go about George. If she leaves the game Thursday she is making sure this side of the house that includes S6 should not trust George and that he's a dirty player. When he said "it's a game" she flipped out calling him a "Mofo", of course behind his back.

Janelle is going into the hot tub to talk with Marcellas and that no one else go to talk to him except her. She also says "we're fucked. I fucked us" meaning her Season 6 alliance. Again, NOW she regrets not using the POV on Danielle.

She leaves and Danielle can't believe it, she thinks her game is done but not really done until Thursday.

In the workout room Janelle is talking with Marcellas trying to get him to help her in keeping Danielle in the game and she'll "promise" him anything. She just said that if it ever came down to choosing him over Kaysar, James or Howie, that she'll pick him over them. She promises. "I promise. She's [Alison] coming after me."

Marcellas says he can not vote out Alison because he wants Danielle out. She says that if she has POV and he's on the block that she'll save Marcellas. "Let me think". Janelle keeps asking him to think about it. "I will". Janelle says there's no one else I can go to. She just said George is a "fucking liar". She says it again and ends with "I hate him".

Oh shit, upstairs, in front of the HOH room, Erika & Alison are exchanging information under low whispers. It seems their secret alliance is still ON or it could be Erika is getting information out of her nemesis from her season. Downstairs Janelle is talking openly with George in the kitchen but nothing of importance except that George is saying "it's a game. it is what it is". Yeah fucker, wait until you're on the block!

Back to Erika and Alison, A is telling E that she will not put her up on the block but has doubts. This hosue is going nuts tonight with talk of either Danielle going home or Alison leaving. Erika now has to talk to Mike about something regarding her vote.

Erika is now in the red room with Alison and Diane. Alison wanted Diane to be a "witness" to promising Erika that she won't put her up if she's HOH. But in my opinion, that promise is shit now because POV holder has the newest power of the house, pulling who they want off the block and putting who they want on it.

Diane is now putting more doubt in Alison's head because the house keeps changing from D or A to evict. Alison is now questioning Diane's intentions and what the house is doing now. James walks in stopping all talk. He lays on the red room couch looking around and Diane says that he always looks like he's up to something. A matter a fact, he is because according to Tuesday's show, James is going around the house breaking up talk between the other side.

Then James wonders what Big Brother is going to do to them next week and then Alison and James both hear the people behind the walls laughing.

Upstairs Janelle and Marcellas are talking in the HOH room. Marcellas just said "okay" and has agreed to vote out Alison with Erika. That's enough to say "fuck you" to George for his vote and take out Alison. Yeah! Janelle also said Howie isn't great in this game. Voting will be done in the morning and Marcellas hopes to stay away from Alison the rest of the night.

Now Marcellas and Janelle are studying the house from inside the HOH room for the HOH comp Thursday.

And I must of missed it but Alison was hiding in the large vase under the spiral staircase. Sneaky girl. And MIke Boogie just flashed his junk and I caught it on my crappy camera. Missed it with the screencaps but not like anyone cares.

Upstairs in HOH room, Janelle is talking with Erika about Marcellas voting out Alison. James is also in the HOH room basically telling Janelle that if the house is tied, Janelle has to vote out Alison. Erika agreeing to getting out Alison now. Back and forth, fucking back and forth. And this is all within the FIRST week!!!

To Evict Alison: James, Howie, Kaysar, Marcellas, Erika
To Evict Danielle: Will, Mike, Diane, Nakomis, George

July 12th: Just past midnight, Marcellas and Nakomis are talking in the kitchen about how Alison has played too hard. Nakomis is still uneasy about Alison using Nak's name to benefit her. Marcellas tells her not to tell anyone that he thinks Will & Mike need to be broken up more than Season 6.

On the backyard hammock, Marcellas and Erika starts talking about Will and how he sends out Mike to do his work for him. Marcellas also told E about Janelle understanding that she will have to let go of some of her Season 6 members to further herself in the game. And earlier Mike came to Marcellas boasting that they "have the numbers" and Marcellas laughs because Mike no longer has the numbers... as of tonight.

Marcellas has just said in the hammock that if he wins HOH he wants to put James [because of his supposely secret alliance with Danielle], Danielle and George. Marcellas, that's an absolute waste of a HOH but you're the All Star, I'm just a fan. One should go after the ones who will break the house alliances. Marcellas and Erika both love Kaysar but they know if he makes it the final 2, he'll win over anyone... or so they think.

Janelle came outside to James and Howie playing pool. James keeps asking the entire night if he needs to talk to Will and Mike about voting out Alison... man shut the fuck up about this. Now James is ranting about Janelle talking to Jase too early in the game whereas James is over here wanting to talk to Will & Mike that could possibly fuck with the plan to get out Alison. In your own words James, DUMBASS. Howie just sniffed both of his armpits... does he ever wear a fucking shirt?

Now back in the HOH DUMBASS Kaysar wants to talk to Will and Boogie. What the FUCK is wrong with James & Kaysar, shut the fuck up and let the girls take out the girls. Now Kaysar is debating with Erika about how the house will not be divided in 2 as Erika is saying it will be. She