June 18, 2011

Nick Starcevic Responds To GuyTVBlog.com About Returning To All Stars 2!!!

First off I'm just lazy as fuck when it comes to checking my yahoo email account. I mean what the fuck, he responded back on May 11th, way before his Dick Shot "scandal" and I'm just now posting it.

Now you guys know I'm ruthless when it comes to Big Brother contestants. I'm an asshole to them but really there's some kind of TV love behind it all. When I call Nick a "fame whore", it is meant with TV love.

Really.

So I had asked Nick about returning to All Stars 2. Just a simple email. He responded saying...

"A buddy showed me it :) I dig it :) Thanks for staying up to date w/ me ;) lol .... I actually probably wouldn't mind giving it another shot but no way would they ask me back.... too many other people who can fill those slots, who would be more entertaining :) "

Ahhh how modest. I'm sure Allison Grodner just has no passion for Nick and has no interest in Nick returning... Um... I don't buy it. Allison will be on her mutha fucking knees begging for Nick to return to All Stars 2. The fans want Nick back for another season, a season where women won't effect his gameplay.

Wait... he's been with Danielle, Jen and now with Kristin... oh yeah there's going to be Big Brother inner circle drama if he returns back to the house for All Stars 2. Him and his BANGING DICK are going to drive those women in the house NUTS!

So there you have it. He "wouldn't mind giving it another shot".

He'll be on All Stars 2. In the same house with Jessie Godderz. It'll happen and you can't tell me otherwise.

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September 19, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Grand Finale Report

And So Dick officially wins over the Master Whiner Daniele. But before we get to the big win let's run through the finale and find out what happened on tonight's finale show.

Julie Chen opened the show in front of the same finale stage used in the previous 2 seasons. There we see the more models in the front rows just behind Juile Chen and various All Star Big Brother players scattered in the audience. Kaysar, Howie, Marcellas [& Kennedy of FOX's Reality Remix] are on the left side while Janelle [Naters, Janie's BBF] and Chicken George were on the right side. Erika sat in the middle behind a beautiful male model, the same beautiful male model who just happened to be there, front row, during last year's finale. Check out the picture here and in last year's All Stars picture you'll see Survivor: Fiji's Boo!

Dick's son Vincent sat on the right side of the stage and Eric's brothers were also on the right side of the stage. I know right, who cares. Now the jury comes together, minus Zach, and discuss who of the final 3 should come to the jury. All want to see Zach stay in the house and one of the Dick's enter the jury. When Jen makes her comments about how Dick doesn't deserve any money here comes Zach.

Eric tells Zach that he would have won against either of the Dick's had he stayed in the house. Then the scene cuts to the America's Player segment, America wants Eric to sway the jury into voting for Dick to win. Back to the jury Dustin and Zach both push for Dick to not be awarded the prize money for his behaviour. Eric defends Dick's actions as "stratgey" but then Jen talks about how they are all STUPID for not putting either of the Dick's out of the house. THANK YOU, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG.

Amber suddenly feels the fucking need to call out Jen about how she called a "truce"- Amber has officially come to the end of her calling people out, BITCH needs to be called out on her actions in the house. Shut up Amber. Eric interrupts and tries to get the focus back on the Dick's and funny thing is Amber is heard saying "yeah"- Um BITCH, you took the conversation way OFF.

Now Eric starts steering the jury into thinking that Daniele has ridden Dick's coattails and how Dick "targeted the correct people" at the right time. Then Jen says with a half smile how she doesn't think Dick should win because he's an "asshole'. Talk of the jury bounces back and forth about how the Dick's played and who really carried who. Jessica makes a point that Daniele is just as bad as Dick and she's upset that the jury is allowing Daniele to "get away" with the same bullshit Dick pulled the house.

Zach makes a comparison about the Dick's saying Dick is the guard dog and Daniele is the person pulling back the chain on guard dog Dick. Suddenly Jameka comes up with her own comparison. "You have Daniele who is the pimp and E.D. is the ho" says Jameka proudly with a grand smile. Dustin then says that either "Evil or Evil's span" wins the money in the end.

Finally the jury asks the Dick's their questions. Dustin goes first and basically talks smack about what Daniele said about him in the beginning and wonders how he feels about Dick sitting next to her now. Dick's answer is "no one really carried anyone" and how they did it as a "team".

Amber starts in with how Daniele has treated her boyfriend on "national television" and why she should give her vote to her. Amber calls Daniele a "pathetic person". YEAH! Daniele starts in with her TOTAL BULLSHIT answer about how "no one really knows her situation with Nick", UM BITCH we all saw it on tv. Daniele then tells Amber that if she's voting on a personal note that she doesn't want her vote. Are you kidding me, not how you go about to winning Big Brother.

Jessica says something and I forget, not worth remembering. Oh wait, Dick told Jessica that he hadn't lied to her but she corrects him by saying he did. Eric then goes next trying to challenge Dick to say who deserves to be in the final 2. He says Amber, Dustin and Jen all do not deserve to be in the final 2. He says Jessica didn't "bloody her hands" and Jameka was ALLOWED to stay in the game longer she should have and how she "appreciates" it. At this point Jameka rolls her eyes at Dick. Dick also says something good about Eric and Zach but who really cares.

Zach is up next. He wants to know what they have learned and will take with them outside of the house from each member of the jury. Daniele spews FAKE ASS BULLSHIT so who gives a fuck what she thinks. Dick then goes on to say that he learned from Dustin about "over confidence" and that he learned from Jen about how there is a "real person deep in there" and how it is "hard to find". Dick then goes on to say how he respects Jameka and how it is not a "good idea" to underestimate people, thanks to Zach's actions. When Dick says all of this people are rolling their eyes and silently reacting with expressions of dismissing what he is saying.

Jameka is up and wonders about what they take credit for in helping them advance them in the game. Big Brother edited out the jury member laughing at Daniele when she listed her accomplishments. DAMN IT. Jen is next and tries to insult them but then drops a "blindsided" question about how the Dick's- ahh who give a shit, it's about Dick building a relationship with his daughter again.

Their final words are not worth remembering but apparently whatever Dick said in his final speech pissed Daniele off because he defended himself as a single player and not as him and his daugther as a team. He also takes credit for the week Dustin went out and how he regrets turning on Jessica and Eric but it had to be done. He ends it with "as far as I'm concerned, we won".

After the jury members enter the live finale stage and take their seats the voting begins. Eric says it was a "clear cut choice" when he votes. Jameka says her vote is about who's game she "respects". Dustin's vote is about "strategic action and not just words". Jen's vote is simpley about having to vote for one of them. Zach's reasoning for his vote is clueless as was his game play in the house. Amber's vote mirrors Dustin's vote showing signs of them discussing the vote beforehand. Jessica is last and makes everyone laugh about how her vote is for the person she "enjoyed most" in the house. She ends the voting with "may the best Donato win".

Minutes later Julie talks to Dick's mother and Dick's son who also is Daniele's brother. After that boring ass inteview the first 5 evicted houseguests take the stage across from the jury. Nick looks hot as does Mike. Neither Carol or Joe make hurtful bitchy comments to their "rivals" in the jury.

Next Juile Chen finally reveals the America's Player twist and everyone reacts borish and with laughs on the edited clips. Daniele isn't as surprised and no one really is floored by the news. Eric is afraid by everyone's actions, mostly Jessica's. Jessica later tells Julie she isn't mad and Eric is just uneasy about the whole reveal. In the edited clips of Eric as America's Player he blames everything on America and how he had no say on who he voted in the house or played.

After the big lifeless reveal Julie Chen turns to Dick on the monitor and lays it hard into Dick about how AMERICA was the reason why he stayed over Dustin and why he won the game, well partly why he won and how he should thank America. Dick laughs about how he thought he made this "power play" when he hadn't and how Eric "campaigned" on behalf of Dick for America.

Eric finally speaks saying it was America who voted them out and how he wouldn't have if it was up to him. LIAR. He then address Jessica saying everything they shared was real and "no nonsense". Daniele IS genuinely shocked when Julie Chen says America gets a vote in the Jury.

After some time Juile gets to the live jury votes! Eric has voted for Dick on behalf of America. Jameka's vote is for Daniele. Dustin has voted for Dick. Jen has voted for Daniele. The vote is now tied 2 to 2. Zach's vote is for Dick. One more for the asshole. Amber mirrors Dustin's vote and votes for Dick as well, also IDIOT Daniele told Amber not to vote for her. IDIOT. Dick officially wins. Jessica's vote is later revealed to be for Dick as well. A final vote of 5 to 2.

SO SAD DANIELE, AND THAT'S THAT!

When Dick finds out he won he's pretty quiet and not jumping around. After the jury questions over the weekend took place it was pretty clear Dick was going to win so for the past few days he's been telling himself he won. He just needed to officially hear it from Juile Chen.

After both Dick's come out through the front door Nick is immediately up and ready for Daniele's skinny boney arms. She accepts a hug from him and it is clear Daniele's once boyfriend is NO ONE WHERE IN SIGHT. Vincent is quick to hug his father. As Vincent and Dick continue to hug Daniele heads for her grandmother, Dick's mother, for a hug. Seconds later Daniele hugs her favorite gay man, Joe.

All the houseguests merge in front of the stage in a huge mess of hugs and smiles. No fighting, for shame reality stars! Juile Chen is caught in the mix trying to find Dick and getting him on camera with her to congratulate him. When a humble Dick gives Jameka a hug soon after he gives her a kiss on her cheek. Awwww. It seems the asshole is finally out of him and it was game play.

And the comes to an end. Dick mentions he's going to take some trips around the world. Daniele continues the bullshit of "we won" going strong all night to make herself feel better about losing. Julie reminds us that this summer was "emotional" and that it had 81 days and 32 competitions.

Daniele quickly asks Juile Chen point blank if she's going to the wrap party. She says NO because frankly she has better things to do but she sugar coats her no by saying she has to work tomorrow. She also says that she will be with both Dick's on a L.A. set tomorrow morning for the Early Show. Juile also says the official Big Brother wrap party is Thursday.

That's it. AND THAT'S THAT.

Finale Update: CBS2.COM's gay interviewer interviews the houseguests right after the finale when they've all gone back into the house for photo ops and drinking. Wait, this a-hole was happy Daniele and Dick went off on Jen that one night that involved the tea incident. I'm sorry but Jen still didn't deserve the bullshit Daniele, Nick and Dick gave her that night.

In another interview Mike admits to only watching about 12 episodes and he has "alot to catch up on". Sure you do Mike, he's simply above all this and could give a shit about the episodes he's not featured in. Had Mike made it the jury he would have voted for Daniele. The gay interviewer also gets Mike to admit that he hasn't painted in awhile and that he's an actor/model in the entertainment industry. Oh Big Brother!

The interview with Nick pissed me off. Nick wasn't "honorable" and "admirable" he was a douche bag and the FIRST dirty player of the game! FUCK HIM! Then Nick says there are a few "haters" out there who "say certain things", TALKING ABOUT ME? He also says he would have voted for Daniele in the end, "hands down because I'm in like with her". Yes he used the word "like".

Dustin calls his move about nominating himself was "stupid" and that he was this year's Marcellas. Dustin also says "personal differences aside" he voted for Dick because of his game play. "He did all the dirty work while Daniele kept her hands clean". He goes on to say the week he was with Jen was good and he got to know her on a better level.

Joe's interview was short and about him being tall. Joe laughs about how hummingbirds would come up to the fake plants in the backyard and that was sad. In Eric's interview he cockingly jokes saying if he wasn't America's Player that he would have made it the end and won. WHATEVER. Eric goes on to say he had "no choice" in being America's Player and he HAD to do it. The gay interview also brought up Eric's "penis size" and how he was the "stud" after Nick, Dustin and Mike left. The rest were boring.

Also the live feeds are repeating all over again so if you have the feeds or want to see the season then sign the fuck up!

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September 17, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Fucking Finale Week!

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 8 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Day 77-80

Jury Questions Update: The jury questions happened on Sunday September 17th at 12:00am exactly! Well, around midnight. It seems the line of questions from the Jury House was leaning towards Dick WINNING! WHAT?!?!?

Daniele and Dick are in the big bed bedroom with the lights turned off. Daniele is upset after the questioning because the jury looks at her as if she was "riding" Dick's "coattails" the entire game. WHAT?!?!?

Apparently both Dick and Daniele were debating during the jury questions about who had it the "worst" or most difficult in the house. Dick still thinks he had it worse whereas Daniele feels like she had it worse. So from the jest of the jury Daniele feels like she has no chance on winning. TYPICAL, Daniele now says she wants to go home and wants to leave. AWWWWW get the FUCK OVER IT! "I'm so over this, I'M SO OVER THIS" says an angry Daniele.

Ohhh the jury was NASTY! Apparently they were laughing when Daniele told them she won this and that. Daniele is also upset that people like Amber were attacking her personal life and using it against her and giving her "no credit" for anything she's done in the game. Dick also tries to apologize to Daniele about the "way I came off" meaning he verbally defended himself against the Jury to win the money over his own daughter. WOW.

Jameka also apparently told Daniele that she "flew under the radar" meaning Daniele doesn't DESERVE to be there! WOW! So after Daniele vents off to Dick she gets up and heads to the downstairs bathroom and locks herself in it. She wants NOTHING to do with her father right now or the house.

Later she goes back to her bed and lays there with her eyes wide open. Dick meanwhile is outside smoking and talking to himself. Something about him winning the game and also not being able to "win" in any agrument with Daniele and he's sad about how the jury looked at Daniele's position in the game.

Damn it. So I guess Eric got America's Choice orders and got to the jury before the questioning and convinced them that Daniele doesn't deserve to win the game. STUPID IDIOTS that don't let themselves think for themselves and ALLOW Eric to manipulate them forever and a day.

Inside the house Daniele is still unable to go to sleep. EYES WIDE OPEN. Dick remains outside talking about how he and Daniele are the "perfect fucking team". Dick now calls Amber a "bitch" for "attacking Daniele". It seems Amber went AWF on Daniele. "What a bitch, what a fucking bitch" says Dick.

Dick now talks about Daniele being "pissed" at him, everyone on the Jury and how "she got alot of attacks". He also says "I think I won". OH MY GOD I swear if Jen votes for Dick to win... THAT WILL BE AN OH MY GAWD MOMENT.

Sunday Show Update: Reader "Micheal", along with many others, missed Sunday's recap show that featured a wee bit of new footage of the Dick's celebrating their win. All the clips were centered around The Dick's because let's face it, no one else seemed to matter in the house now after the Dick's won the game.

But here's how the recap show should have gone...

And The Dick's WIN. Simple as that. A house of FUCKING MORONS AND IDIOTS, as I've said all summer long, have ALLOWED both DICK'S to make it the final 2. Nice try Zach but too little too fucking late. Everyone all summer long fucking put up with them as a pair and every fucking time they went up they were ALLOWED to remain as a PAIR in the FUCKING HOUSE.

I have come to terms that the Dick's DESERVE to win this season because a house of fucking idiots and morons allowed this outcome to happen. Go Dick and Daniele!

This almost didn't happen because Zach screwed up the last HOH by just one fucking point. Man oh man, if Zach had evicted Daniele that would have had me jumping up and down in my boxers shorts screaming FUCK YOU!

This also reminds me of Season 6 where Janelle[Zach] went up against 2 EVIL fuckers Ivette & Maggie[Dick & Daniele] with Janelle[Zach] fucking it up at the last question of the final part of the final HOH. Now the oh so bitter jury must vote between two people they absolutely hate. I MEAN THEY FUCKING HATE.

Here's the kicker, America gets a jury vote now through Eric and after we vote for Dick or Daniele to win, well then Eric must manipulate everyone in the jury into voting for whoever we vote for. I'm betting after CBS' bullshit show edit that America will vote Dick on a landslide.

I can only expect the jury to go down this way. A 4 to 3 vote. Jen being the deciding vote and giving the game to Daniele as a last FUCK YOU to Dick who treated her like shit. I also except Jessica will vote for Dick well because let's face it, Jessica will do anything Eric wants and if he votes for Dick Jessica will vote for Dick. I'll be honestly shocked if she votes differently than Eric. Daniele will win over Dick, she HAS TO.

In Dick's goodbye speech he was real smug to Zach, EXACTLY what Ivette did to Rachel during her season and Ivette lost by ONE VOTE because of her horrible goodbye speech to a jury member. At least CBS got their way this year with the Dick's getting to the final 2. Next year... NO FUCKING AMERICA'S PLAYER. We want America's HOH since Eric was too much of a pussy to actually win a HOH and let us tell him what to do.

That's about it for the next few days. Expect more screencaps and my Big Brother 8 wrap up to happen Sept 19th. And then the all new season of GuyTVBlog.com will debut Sept 20th now.

Day 76

12:00am . As the new day starts we find out that Dick has WON part 2 of the three part final HOH comp. So now Dick and Zach will battle it out live on tonight's eviction show. The last member of the jury will enter the house and the final 2 will live in the house to face the jury via the TV in the living room and then wait around until the finale on Tuesday.

I'm starting to suspect that Dick will throw the HOH to Zach because he knows Zach wants to take Dick to the final 2. Either way Dick is going to the final 2. DICK IS GOING TO WIN THE GAME OR 2ND PLACE. This mother fucker has made it the final 2, holy fuck.

Now if Dick's cocky behaviour gets the best of him he'll let Zach win HOH tonight, let Zach take him to the final 2, let Zach send Daniele to the Jury House and then actually believe he'll win against Zach. The problem with Dick is he WILL take credit for everything that happened in the house and when he takes credit for every week in the house the jury will become upset because they will take it as if Dick thinks he did it all and used them all, which he didn't.

Either way Dick WILL NOT win against Daniele or Zach. Remember, we're dealing with a very very bitter jury and they will either award Daniele because she played the game hard or Zach because well... he isn't an asshole prick.

As the midnight hour passes the final 3 pack their suitcases. Zach keeps to himself while the Dick's whisper game play and chat about nonesense. I expect Dick to start going off on Zach later today before the live show, once again trying to get under Zach's skin when Dick knows it doesn't work yet like a broken record he'll do it on cue.

House Update: The final 3 were on an outdoor lockdown and there was a video capture over at Joker's Updates about OTHER PEOPLE in the storage room. Wow! Gay Orgy I hope!

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September 12, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Almost Fucking Done

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 8 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Day 75

12:18am . Five Hours and counting. The competition for PART ONE of the final HOH is still underway. The BB clock just hit a few minutes past midnight and only Dick and Zach remain in the competition. It seems Daniele's foot slipped on the wet pedestal and she feel on top of the bunny bar thing that was spinning around their feet. Dick of course blamed Big Brother for stopping the bunny bar just over her pedestal that would then cause his daughter to be eliminated. She cried as she got some towels out of the dryer and cried inside and then cried as she took a hot shower and then probably cried while you she was changing.

Outside Dick's mouth wouldn't shut the fuck up as he tried to tear a new asshole in Zach. He called him a "panty munching pervert" and a "racist" and whatever else Dick could pull out of thin air. Oh yeah, Dick told Zach that Jameka has once said that she had changed diapers on babies who had bigger dicks than what Zach was packing. Dick started acting the size of Zach's dick because everyone saw it when he streaked across the yard sometime ago.

And while we're speaking about Jameka. FUCK THAT BITCH, she told Juile Chen that she and Zach won't exchange phone calls outside the house, maybe some emails. Jameka has always been a bitch in my eyes and she continues to amaze me with her BULLSHIT statements. Why write off Zach, he's not that bad a person. FUCK Jameka.

Back to Dick trying to get under Zach's skin. Obviously Zach didn't play along as he kept his mouth shut most of the time which caused Dick to grow more angry because Zach wasn't responding to his rants. Dick eventually tired out as midnight approached.

12:22am . Zach remains unchanged and unbothered by the water. Yes he shivers a bit but Dick is the one who is showing the most shivering action. Dick's hand and arm is shaking while he holds onto the key and he jogs as much as he can in place to get the blood in his legs circulating. Other than that Dick has NO ENEGRY to verbally attack Zach anymore. Whenever Daniele talks to Dick he barely responds.

At one point Dick's lips were quivering and his legs were shaking as seen from his black shorts shaking on his body. Dick can't last much longer. Zach seems likely to win this one with no problem, unless his big foot slips and he falls off.

12:32am . Daniele was heard telling her Dad "careful... careful". It seems Dick was jogging around to widly on his pedestal and Daniele looked fucking nervous he would fall off. Her eyes kept darting back and forth from Zach to her dad. "Come on old man, you've gotten this far" says Daniele. Now Zach is staring Dick down hoping Dick will give up.

12:36am . Dick just mouthed something to Daniele and she quickly said "no, don't". I think Dick wants to let go and end it but Daniele keeps trying to make him stay. Minutes later Dick said something about this "not being easy" and "It's like surviving a drowning here".

12:41am . Daniele reports the time to her dad telling him that it has almost been 6 hours. Dick is starting to bend over alot showing even more signs of giving up. Minutes later Dick looks up and talks to someone who's controling the water. "I fucking hate you" Dick says with a smile.

1:13am . Both Dick and Zach continue to fight for PART ONE of the final HOH. Dick is bending over at one point, grabbing his right leg. He then stands up with his bottom lip shivering as he looks at the CBS intern start spraying water back on him. Dick makes a joke, laughs and burps a few times. He's keeping up with Zach.

Camera 1 zooms in on Dick's hand on his HOH key. Even the camera crew is anticipating Dick letting go of his key before Zach. Any minute now... any day now...

House Update: ZACH WON! After about 7 hours I gave up and jerked off online watchign PORN. And then I return to find that ZACH FUCKING WON!

3:21am . Dick and Daniele talk on the floor of the dining room area. Daniele keeps giving her dad words of encouragement but Dick starts rolling around on the floor making grunting noises, he complains about his "knee". Daniele says she feels "awful".

She's also upset about the whole bunny rotating thing they had to hop over at the beginning. She is upset that it "broke" after she stumbled on it and that she feels it would have taken out Zach at some point.

Now Daniele talks about "idiot" Zach not wanting to go into the Diary Room and now he's in there. JEALOUS MUCH BITCH?!?!

Daniele then says "What a summer. It's almost over. Let's make it worth it... we will." Minutes later Zach comes out of the Diary Room and Dick tells Zach that it wasn't the "cold" that got him out of the competition, it was his knees.

Now Daniele enters the Diary Room while Zach slowly, SLOWLY walks around gathering stuff and heading to the big beds in the big bed bedroom. Dick is around somewhere probably on the verge of dying... of pain.

1:27pm . Dick is sleeping in the round bed bedroom. Suddenly he wakes up in pain but then goes back to bed. Other than that the house is back to being boring.

Day 69

House Update: Still a whole lot of nothing. NO fights. NO arguments. Daniele doesn't think there will be a double eviction anymore this season because it's too "late" whereas Zach is telling her he thinks one will happen this week. Eric has told the Dick's that he is ready for "whatever happens" in terms of them backstabbing their SHIT STAIN alliance and getting out Jessica. He also has been told by America to vote out Jameka and it still looks like America will NOT get their way and have Jameka evicted. Eric is telling Jameka that he WILL NOT vote out Jessica and will be voting out Jameka later today.

Remember, double mutha fuckin eviction is tonight! Tune the fuck in!

I'll be back in the a.m. to report any last minute happenings. Oh wait, supposely Dick wrote out "I Love Janelle" in mustard... PATHETIC!

House Update: The Dick's continue their plan to get out Jessica by approaching Jameka with a deal a few minutes before the live show. They want to corner Jameka, promise on God, swear on God that if and when she gets HOH that she won't put up them, basically they want her anger towards Zach to stay with her and they'll help her get out Zach.

Eric and Jessica continue to kiss throughout the night, mostly in bed. The usual Grodee to the Maxx straight couple stuff. Don't even get me started on the heavy panting these 2 had... but still no sexual penatration between Eric and Jessica. When talk turns to her being evicted she wants to get drunk until the finale.

Ohhh Eric says that if he gets HOH next that he'll put up the Dick's and tell them in his speech that he's thought about their alliance and how 2 people of the four won't be in the game any longer and they can thank themselves for that. If CBS continues to fuck with their own show I expect Eric to MIRACULOUSLY win HOH so the audience watching can get their revenge on the Dick's through AMERICA'S BULLSHIT PLAYER. Fixed, fixed, fixed!

House Update: Okay, so the show isn't FIXED as much as I thought it was...
So basically here's the rundown on what happened during the live double eviction fast forward GET THE FUCK OUT of the house one hour special special fun show!

Jessica was voted out by a 2 to 1 one as they predicted with the Dick's officially turning on their final four alliance with Jessica and Eric. Eric tried to keep the baby crying tears in when Jessica walked out. Dick, Daniele and Zach were all snubbed by Jessica on her way out and so they ventured on over to the kitchen area and let Jameka, Jessica and Eric have their bullshit moment.

Eric pathetically told Jessica that he was going to fight in her honor and win the game for her. A tearful Jessica told Jameka to "win that veto" just before she left. Jameka cupped her face into her hands as Eric headed for the living room.

Then Eric went over to the kitchen area and said out loud "not surprised". OF COURSE NOT DOUCHE BAG, it's a game of backstabbing. Eric then tried to calmly call out Daniele on her lying to him about Jessica not going home and all she had to do was tell him YET when the SHIT STAIN alliance wants someone one they can lie all they want.

In the HOH comp Dick, Daniele and Eric fought it out by stepping up and/or down on "before" and "after" steps. The game kept getting tied up so many times and then Dick won HOH by one fucking point. Daniele got excited and ran to her asshole father hugging him.

Here it was also revealed by Julie Chen that Daniele was America's new FUCK YOU Choice. Eric was to try and get her nominated and he TRIED during the live show! He joked around with Dick in the living room about nominating Daniele but in the end Dick didn't nominate his daughter and Eric didn't complete that task.

Dick then went on to nominate Eric and Jameka. Minutes later the houseguests went outside to play a POV comp involving rubbing balls falling from the sky above and them having to find green balls to then put them in a tube of some sorts. Later Julie Chen fucked up by telling Jameka she was eliminated from the POV comp for putting a blue ball in her tube but she claims she didn't and that one bounce in. You see the tubes' opening was facing straight up and one just happen to jump right in. STUPID games... they never go exactly right.

At one point Eric got nasty and tried to push Zach out of the way at the start and Jameka got emotional trying to get a ball away from the Dick's. Daniele also got knocked out of the POV area by someone and complained about it in her high pitched squeal. In the end Zach won POV and then told Julie Chen minutes later that he was not going to use POV.

Zach and Daniele then went on to vote out Eric and Eric was FINALLY voted the FUCK OUT of Big Brother 8! That's what you get Eric for putting all your trust in the Dick's and allowing a POWERFUL alliance push their way further to the end. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

As Eric left he claims he is a "philadelphia lawyer" being sent to the Jury house and that he can somehow DECIDE who wins just because he still thinks he can talk a whole house into voting for the person HE thinks should win. WHATEVER douche bag.

On Eric's eviction interview Juile Chen ragged on him about applying for "7 years" and then Eric PROCLAIMED on how he would have "had my complete say in the matter" about how Zach, Dick and Daniele would have been evicted whereas Amber and Dustin would still be in the house... WHATEVER. Rancid bullshit all the way to the jury house. At least he walks away with 40,000 bucks, before taxes.

HOH Update: Zach BEATS Daniele by one fucking point in some kick ass HOH comp featuring everyone's faces, memory wall type thing. Daniele believes she was using her "brain" while Zach was estimating his answers and won by chance. She hates that people in this house win by chance or by dumb luck. GET OVER IT!

10:34pm . Daniele is talking with Dick about how she's NEVER had to pack the entire time she's been in the house! She says she has five drawers of stuff to pack. She then complains about the game's stress on her. "This sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks".

Now Daniele doesn't know why Jameka was "fucking crying" when she lost HOH. Daniele now wants her and her dad to threaten Zach to fight for the POV and that if he sits in the final 2 with Jameka that he'll loose, according to them. Dick tries to compliment the HOH game and then Daniele says "for Zach". It seems Daniele just barely lost to Zach.

Daniele won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about how she's "so upset about it", about losing this HOH. GET OVER IT! Daniele now says "I'm so pissed about them rushing everything" yet for WEEKS now this BITCH has been bitchin' and complaining about having a double eviction so she won't have to stay in the house that much longer. OHHH MMYYY GAAWWDD!

Daniele then ADMITS that as much as Zach annoys him she "likes" him but doesn't want to play this hard for this long to let "some floater" win the game. Oh gawd Daniele, Zach has now won 2 HOH's and 1 POV, give him a break, Mr. Clueless is finally playing hard to win. Then Daniele whines about not wanting to go the Diary Room and then minutes later Big Brother calls Daniele into the Diary Room.

Daniele smiles saying "I don't want to go". She says she doesn't want to say mean things about people. Dick then tells BB to call him instead. They wait... and then BB calls for Daniele again! Daniele then gets up saying she will go in but not say anything... but we all know Daniele will cry and most likely bitch and complain about everything... EVERYTHING!

10:43pm . Zach and Jameka walked into the storage room with Eric's suitcase, because they had to pack it, and briefly talked about how Zach should put up both Dick's because if Jameka goes Zach is first person out if they win. Zach AGREES and says that he WILL do that. Jameka says that "at least we'll all have a fair chance" meaning if one of the Dick's go this week then only one can stay and it is 3 people fighting for themselves, no teams.

Minutes later Zach and Jameka sit on the couch. Zach says "you have no idea how much I need to tell you" meaning it looks like FINALLY Zach and Jameka are going to team up and go after the Dick's!

Day 70

House Update: And GOD opened the gates of heaven and blessed Jameka with a few days of complete safety... well, Jameka and Zach FINALLY got to talking. But before we get to them let's focus on Dick's crappy pathetic attempts on getting Jameka on the block. He told Zach "we have to get that bitch out of here" and how she was dragged to the final four by everyone and how she doesn't deserve to be there. Minutes later Daniele gets annoyed with Zach because well, everything he does annoys her now.

Ok... so Jameka and Zach finally get to talking. Zach PROMISES Jameka's key WILL NOT be in the nomination box tonight! OH MY GOD! Expect Dick to go back into the in your face bullshit childish rants with Zach and Jameka. FIGHT NIGHT! FIGHT NIGHT! FIGHT NIGHT! TONIGHT!

After their talk Zach gets a bit drunk celebrating his win around the house to which of course annoys Daniele.

The houseguests sleep and morning comes. Dick is back to campaigning to Zach about getting Jameka out and that if Zach is going to put up him to "please not put me up against my daughter"... LIKE ZACH IS STUPID enough to not nominate the Dick's together- wait, maybe he is...

House Update: OHH there's a new table built just for the final four.

Daniele has gone to Zach and tried to talk to him about not Jameka going up and not both of the Dick's going up. Zach LIES saying he hasn't made up his mind but Daniele is getting the feeling that he has and she and her Dad is going up.

Zach tries to tell Daniele that he goes into the final 3 with both Dick's that he doesn't have a great chance in getting into the final 2. Daniele thinks she is in the same situation if it comes down to her Dad and Zach because Zach will take her Dad... BUT HELLO BITCH, your Dad will take you if he wins final HOH... holy fuck.

Daniele keeps trying to bullshit Zach thinking he has a better chance playing in the final 3 against her and her dad. UMMM OKAY DUMBASS! "Honestly Zach like I don't care what you do I'm not going to be mad. Do what's best for you. Whatever" says a quivering Daniele.

What is suppose to be a talk about her using him into helping her family alliance getting to the end turns into them arguing about how people have played. Daniele gets up to leave as Zach calls Dick and her an "idiot".

12:43pm . Dick and Daniele talk outside about Zach possibly putting them up and how Zach can't win against Dick in the final 2. Daniele says "even if people didn't like the way you played you played a better game then... hello Zach". Now both are calling him an "idiot" and how "it's 2 against one mutha fucker".

Daniele is still annoyingly upset about last night's HOH comp. HOW DARE ANYONE ELSE WIN OVER HER! Dick is on a high and mighty self absorbed horse about how he's done so much in the game and made so many moves, BLAH BLAH BLAH... if Dick does make it the final 2 and continues to BELIEVE he did so much in the game the jury members will get upset and tell him he is there BECAUSE OF THEM and Daniele and he doesn't deserve to win.

Dick just told Daniele "you can one up Janelle and get into the final 3" and then Daniele says "she was in the final 3". Dick just being an idiot, talking before he thinks. HEY FUCKER, Janelle got final 3 fucking twice! BEAT THAT.

Minutes later Daniele heads into the bedroom and bitches and complains about everything as she gets into the bed. Over in the living room Dick tries to go into the Diary Room but notices someone is in there. "Dickhead must be in there" says an angry Dick. Just like his daughter this week isn't going his way... yet. I expect either Dick or Daniele to get POV. Jameka WILL go home.

House Update: Dick and Daniele are officially FUCKING nominated. Yeah... Well if neither wins POV one has to go. The Dick's are of course upset with Zach and Jameka and the entire world, bitching and complaining more. Zach has also admitted to Jameka that the biggest mistake was not pulling off Eric during the double eviction and putting up Daniele.

It also seems Big Brother gave Dick a gift basket of his HOH stuff from his short win during the double eviction show. Also it seems Jameka has promised Zach that if she wins the final HOH that she will take him to the final 2.

OH GAWWDDD, Dick is back to acting like a child. He wants to take Zach's frisbees from his HOH's baskets and throw them over the backyard walls. Daniele suggests to hide his water. OH MY GAWWWWD Daniele. So far no fights but I expect it will get nasty later tonight when Zach and Jameka take on Daniele and Dick in a household argument. BOOYAH!

6:38pm . Dick and Daniele are back to hanging out with only each other. They are both in the storage room getting stuff for dinner. Then Dick heads over to the kitchen with his unusual walk, his belly leading the way. Zach is in the kitchen and makes a comment about how there's a box of cereal out already and Dick makes a comment back about how he has his own 2 boxes. Back to childish antics.

Daniele comes into the kitchen and they compare "cereal" Zach offers. Minutes later Daniele notices Zach is "back to playing chess with himself" and how they mock him on it. I'm sorry but endless Zach bashing, I mean who gives a fuck, you're nominated, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Minutes later Zach comes into the kitchen and it STARTS. Dick makes a comment to Zach about how they should have kept Amber. Dick then cracks another mean spirited joke to Daniele about Zach and Zach says "sticks and stones". Dick then mocks Zach's earlier comment "It's the truth". It can only get worse from here on out.

Day 71

House Update: Dick plans on being a complete rancid dick to Zach today during the POV comp and before the POV comp to get in his head. Dick's a real idiot if he does this because you're working for jury member votes, not putting people in the jury house who are pissed off at you. He talked to Daniele in the early morning hours about having only one thing on him and that he'll "work on it" getting more insults ready for today's POV comp.

That's about it. Last night's Showtime After Dark thing was boring as hell for over an hour. They would flip back to Zach upstairs just staring out into space, then Daniele at the dining room table staring out into space and then to Jameka in the hot tub staring out into space and then to Dick who was trying to sleep in the round red bedroom. And then back and forth on the houseguests doing nothing. Later they got some crappy arts and crafts project and Dick tried to tear down Zach to Jameka but that's about it.

House Update: Hmmm, it seems Dick has been WARNED by Big Brother about his talks to Daniele about wanting to call Zach a "panty munching pervert". Dick had come out of the Diary Room making fun of Big Brother warning him about what not to say and how there will be "consequences" if he does try to call Zach out on unimportant useless qualities that may or may not be true about Zach. Dick has told Daniele that he wants to talk shit during the POV comp to get under Zach's skin.

He hasn't said a damn thing to Zach all day that would lead to a fight or blow up between the two. Right now as of 3:39pm the POV comp is happening. There's a 50 50 chance the Dick's could win. If any of the Dick's win then Jameka is being sent home Thursday, if Jameka or Zach win then Daniele is going home. BOOYAH!

4:30pm . IT'S OFFICIAL. The Dick's are heading into the final 3 against Zach. Jameka IS going home Thursday. This is what a stupid idiotic house gets for allowing both Dick's to stay in the game every single fucking week. Dick is the kitchen celebrating with Daniele telling them they won the game already because he believes Zach has NO votes in the jury and either him or Daniele will win the show. Both are talking about taking no deals with Zach during the final HOH comps and how either will "let go" of the "key", supposing a HOH key is used during a part of the final HOH comps.

I no longer hate the Dick's because they were ALLOWED to push their way to the final 2 or at least one being in the final 2. Just like during Season 6 I no longer hated Maggie because her brillant gameplay of manipulating a house of idiots got her to the final 2. This year's Maggie is split up into 2 people, Dick and Daniele. This year's IDIOTIC house ALLOWED both Dick's to stay in the game week after week and this is what they get.

This also goes to show you that God has no part in this game and could give 2 shits about if one of his holy players are in the house. Buh Bye Jameka!

4:35pm . Jameka comes into the kitchen where the Dick's are celebrating. Dick tries to FAKE his way into Jameka's heart by apolozing that they are celebrating at her expense. Jameka says "it's fine" and has no hard feelings but would just like to leave the house now and get it over with. She walks into another room and both Dick's are still laughing and celebrating. Good for them.

Dick says "Oh my God, Oh MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" Daniele laughs saying she would have been going home if they lost the final POV to the jury house with "Jen, Dustin, Amber". Dick says twice "We kicked ass in this game, we owned it. We dominated". YES THEY DID, thanks to a house of idiots. Daniele jokes about starting a "showmance" with Zach.

They both can't wipe the smug smiles off their faces now. But you never know... Zach could win final HOH and finally FINALLY break them up. But I doubt it. Zach also regrets not using the POV during the live double eviction show and putting up Daniele sending her ass out because had she left, Dick would be leaving this week and both Dick's would be in the jury house. OH WELL.

Now both Dick's talk about how good the POV comp was. Dick REVEALS that he was one point away from winning so basically both Dick's dominated the final POV.

Day 73

House Update: POV Ceremony is expected to happen tomorrow during the live eviction show and Jameka will be evicted from the house. OH WAIT, I forgot to mention that if you have forgotten, Daniele won POV and plans on using it to pull herself off the block thus forcing Zach to nominate Jameka that would in turn give Daniele the power this week to decide who goes home, Jameka or her father.

After watching Sunday's new episode there is no hope of Daniele sending her father home tomorrow or sending him home if she wins the final HOH... she WILL take her father to the final 2 over Zach. Of course she could change her mind once $500,000 dollars comes into play.

I'm also hoping that Tuesday's live show will FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY show the Jury House because let's face it, the house has been super boring the past few days and they need to fill a live eviction show with footage. No one wants to see a montage of Vincent, Dick's son or Zach's family, JUST FUCKING SHOW THE JURY HOUSE!

Day 72

House Update: Let's see what's happening. Dick has farted. Daniele has whined. Jameka has prayed. Zach has retreated to his HOH room. And that's about it. Sorry, the house is boring as fuck. Daniele said it best some minutes ago. "Three days of nothingness..."

Day 74

And then here's something interesting. Actual video of what happens when the houseguests are woken up by music played in the house! Hey, I thought it was interesting.

House Update: I expect another day full of nothing. That is until 6pm Los Angeles time when Big Brother's Tuesday Live Eviction show kicks in with Jameka leaving the house, possible footage of the Jury House, I mean there has to be footage of the Jury House now that America's Player has gone to it and we'll also see the start of the first part of the FINAL HOH comp!

Dick already suspects it will be an endurance comp where you have your hand on a HOH key and the last person left holding on advances to the final round of the FINAL HOH. Once the Dick's outlast Zach I expect Dick to throw it to Daniele.

House Update: Dick has already started going off on Zach by calling him a "racist" and a "douche bag". Zach just delivers crappy one worded responses trying to show Dick it doesn't bother him but it does.

Check out Dick bumping into the wall during his rant and not letting it bother him as he delivers bullshit after bullshit. Everything Dick says he's guilty of. I mean HOW DARE Zach campaign for Jameka's vote if he makes it the final 2. Dick and Daniele have been FAKING their way into Jameka's heart all week long. 30 minutes before the live show Dick and Daniele both tag teamed Jameka in the bathroom talking about how she should send messages to people in the Jury House that would benefit them if they are in the final 2 with Zach. OH AND THEN Daniele tells Jameka how she enjoyed Jameka's "company" early this morning and just bullshit onto of more bullshit about how she likes Jameka.

Anyway, here's the video of Dick trying to get into Zach's head.

House Update: Daniele used the POV on... DICK! She bullshitted her reasoning being "he did it to me" and how she has to return the favor but actually if you think about it she made her father send Jameka into the Jury House hopefully winning over Jameka's vote in the end.

Oh yeah, Dick evicted Jameka and then PART 1 OF THE FINAL HOH started outside. Something about jumping on a cut carrot, hoping when a bunny comes by their feet, holding onto a HOH key above their head, wind and rain blowing at them from all directions...

Now I'm waiting on the feeds to start... any day now... any second now...

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September 5, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Ten

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 8 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Day 67

House Update: Eric started the night by bashing Jameka to the Dick's in hopes of making sure they stick with the SHIT STAIN alliance. Later Jameka joins Eric and the others on Jen bashing, something about Jen having a "mustache" on the 1st day... school yard antics alive and well inside the house.

Most of the antics of the night and early morning hours was about bashing houseguests still in the house and those who have left the house. No REAL gametalk from Dick and Daniele. Sorry, nothing big to report about the Dick's control of the game this week.

But in case you missed, Eric's fuckable ass! Thanks dcdice!

Day 66 . Dick's almost number

12:01am . Dick and Daniele are back to BITCHIN and COMPLAINING about Jameka, Eric and Jessica and their annoying drunken habits. High pitched squeals, Jameka "trying so hard to fit in with them", Eric being Eric... Both Dick's want to keep the beer away from Jessica the most next time they play quarters. Funny thing is just before they showed them bitchin about the 3 drunken houseguests, the camera shows the 3 drunken houseguests have a good ol' time in the bathroom just laughing at each other.

Zach ends up coming outside to join the bashing session with the Dick's and TRIES SO HARD to fit in and bitch and complain about the 3 inside. Speaking of high pitched squealing Daniele keeps up her own with her comments that should shatter glass. Now they talk about how funny it would be to tell both of them how "safe" they are and give them both the impression of "not packing their suitcase" and when either leaves they have all their stuff left in the house.

Dick then starts up some confusion by saying Jameka comes off like she's "entitled" to the money which prompts Daniele to start asking if she "really said that" to which Dick says no and how it is about her attitude to which brings Daniele to say "You guys put words in people's mouth". Zach's also there. Then they jump on Amber's visions and her own sense of "entitlement" for winning the money.

Inside Jessica jokes around about how she will fight with everyone in the jury house, at least the new people who come into the house. Now both Jessica and Jameka tell each other "you better not be in the jury house" and then they tell Eric the same thing and he says "I don't plan on being there". Yeah MALE CUNT... we'll see BITCH. Talk about self entitlement!

Back outside OBSESSIVE Dick is back on hating on Jen, something about her "smell" is still there in the round bed bedroom. I'm sure he's exaggerrating as usual. Dick probably sleeps with Jen's pillow case, sniffing her beautiful scent forever and always.

Later Dick makes fun of Zach's speech... "This is a wonderland, with rabbit suits and mad hatters" and Daniele laughs. Zach gets offended and starts challenging Daniele about what classes she's taken in poetry/english and what important english speakers she's listened to... Daniele does her usual "OHHH MY GAWWWD!" response and says that "we are allowed to make fun of your speeches". Zach realizes the idiot move he's doing and backs down but I bet it's too late as the Dick's will talk about this new BROKEN RECORD everytime Zach leaves them to be.

Then Dick leaves Zach and Daniele to talk... AWKWARD! Daniele knows she has to push her FAKE friendship with Zach in case she's on the block next week and he wins POV so that he'll use it on her. Daniele thinks after Thursday there will still be 3 and a half weeks left in the game, about 27 days Zach says. Little do they know that after Thursday there will be less than 12 days left!

Now she still has no idea this Thursday is Double Eviction and she's been WAITING forever and a day for a double eviction... I think it will be HILARIOUS if she is the one to be evicted during a double eviction! LOL. Please let that happen BB, give Eric the HOH answers, make him win and put up the Dick's, give him the answers to the POV questions, make him win and then watch both Jameka and Zach vote out Daniele, maybe if it's a tie Eric will take out Daniele himself. HERE'S HOPING!

House Update: How funny, Dick is talking to himself outside in the early morning hours about how he "liked" Mike. Wondering if Mike will kick your ass at the wrap party Dick?

9:13am . Dick and Daniele are back outside on the couches ONCE AGAIN bitching and complaining about everyone in and OUT of the house. Daniele wants to see her Entertainment Tonight interview "sooo bad" because she "ripped" Amber apart but she claims she suspected Amber was talking trash about her becuase they had seperate interviews with ET.

Dick now wonders why Big Brother even bothers giving the houseguests "tests" when they are going to put nutjobs like Amber in the house regardless. Um... Dick... consider yourself to categorized in the nutjob folder with Amber.

Day 62

House Update: The HOH competition was fucking endurance baby. It involved filling a 55 gallon teapot with a small as fuck cup, running across a slippery straight course and getting some silver ball out and doing something with it. Only Eric, Dick, Daniele and Zach were playing for it. Jameka has only one more HOH to go before she can start playing again. Jessica sat out because her reign of terror just ended.

Eric is and was predictablly a lost cause slipping and falling repeatedly. Amber told Jessica that Eric WILL throw the HOH because he has no interest in every winning a HOH right now. Dick was expected to get tired from it all but it seems he's keeping pace quite well.

It seems Daniele had her thumb inside the cup with each and the volume of water that she could transport was less and less due to her thumb taking up way too much space inside the cup. Damn, Jameka is so damn nice that she just told Daniele how to hold her cup so that her thumb won't be in the way. But funny thing is it seems Daniele started her period during the HOH comp! She's upset and teary eyed all while yelling at her father. GOOD TIMES. good times.

Finally Zach wins HOH! WOW! Mr. Clueless won a fucking HOH and he going to be responsible for someone leaving this week. IMPRESSIVE! Jessica is nervous about Zach's win because she told Jameka that Zach told her something about reaping what you sow before the live show.

It all seems there were punishments/prizes for getting extra cups that could use for the HOH comp. Eric won a phone call but gave it to Jessica, not sure if he can actually do that. The house is on cold water for about 8 days. Later inside after some cold showers Jessica starts to break down in front of Jameka in a bedroom about Eric giving her the phone call and this BITCH is afraid of going "home". BITCH PLAY!

Later inside Dick is resting in the round bed bedroom dead tired. At the dining room table a VERY NERVOUS Eric talking with Zach about how everyone was given 3 cups to use during the HOH comp at one point but Zach proudly says he used only 2 while Dick and Daniele used 3. Over in the round bed bedroom Dick and Daniele talk about how "sore" they are and how Daniele had her thumb in the cup. Daniele says she lost "because my legs are short" and Zach's long legs helped him in the game.

At one point Jessica, Jameka and Eric teamed up in the bedroom talking about "fucked" the Dick's are this week. It seems Jessica and Eric may jump ship if they can't control the nominations but I expect Dick and Eric to team up later to toy with Zach about his nominations. If Zach is smart at all he will NEVER put up Jameka and only members of the SHIT STAIN alliance, Eric, Daniele, Jessica and Dick. We'll see if he's S-M-R-A-T.

Minutes later in the bathroom Daniele is already complaining about the cold water and 8 full days of cold water. Daniele PROCLAIMS she hates Big Brother and will now go into the Hot Tub and then jokes about bringing in soap with her.

Ohhh it seems Dick and Daniele are talking outside about NOT using the POV once Jameka and Jessica go up on the block. Zach's target this week is Eric and he wants to backdoor him. Dick and Daniele both talk about not using the POV and taking out Jameka! Zach, just fucking put up Eric and be done with it. If he comes off throw up a Dick and take out Jessica.

WELL FUCKING GREAT, Zach as now told Daniele that he's not putting her up, or her father. That he would "ideally" love to see Jameka go this week. Well Zach, you fucking idiot, give the SHIT STAIN alliance HOH this week because you don't control shit if you want Jameka out. FUCKING IDIOT. HOUSE OF IDIOTS that push an alliance to the end.

During their talk Daniele pushes for Jameka and Jessica to go up on the block and to not try and backdoor anyone. Just put up the 2 people you want to go home. With that said Zach wants to put up Eric and Jessica but fears both of them staying somehow and both coming after him. HEY IDIOT, if you put up Jessica both will still come after you because Jameka will go home and you have 2 people you can never align yourself with. FUCKING IDIOT!

Daniele then tells Zach that Jessica and Eric are the "power couple" to which Zach says "they say the same thing about you and Dick". WOW!

OH SHIT! Is the SHIT STAIN alliance already turning on each other? It seems Dick has already promised Zach that if neither of the Dick's go up this week that if they get HOH next week that Zach won't go up. Now Dick and Daniele talk about PUSHING FOR ERIC AND JESSICA to be nominated! Something about how their "hands" will remain "clean" from taking out their biggest threats! WOW! They both also talk about rather going into the final 2 with Zach over Jessica or Eric! TAKE THAT AMERICA'S PRICK!

12:26pm . Dick is sitting in the backyard with Zach talking about who should go home this week. Zach keeps pushing for Eric's eviction but Dick keeps pushing for Jameka to be evicted this week. So it seems Dick is trying to save his alliance despite Daniele wanting to turn on Jessica and Eric using Zach to put them both on the block. Dick keeps trying to bring up old bullshit about Jameka wanting to use POV on Jen that week when Nick went up and went home. Dick keeps pushing that Jameka was using POV in hopes of Zach going up and going out over Nick... Zach keeps pushing his own points about Eric.

Zach tells Dick that he sees one of the Dick's making it the end aka final 2. Dick think she will be "dragged" into the final 2 over Daniele because Dick thinks that everyone thinks they can win against him in the final 2. Zach says when POV players were being picked last week that he knew his ball he was about to pull out of the bag was "Houseguest Choice" because of the texture of the letters on the ball.

Inside Big Brother is telling Jessica to move her microphone higher. It seems she just ended her phone call given to her by Eric from the HOH comp. Back to Dick and Zach. Dick says that he, Daniele and you will keep the nominations the same whereas if Eric, Jessica and Jameka get POV that the nominations will change. Dick keeps pushing Jameka's eviction this week.

GO AHEAD ZACH, DON'T THINK FOR YOURSELF, LET DICK CONTROL YOUR HOH MOVES. idiot.

Holy fuck, Dick won't fucking let the idea of Jameka having to go this week... well go! He keeps pushing and PUSHING for Jameka's eviction. "Seriously man Jameka has to go" says Dick. Zach needs to over anaylze why Dick keeps pushing for Jameka to leave this week and why Dick keeps trying to turn Zach away from going after Eric... OVER ANAYLZE IT BITCH!

12:47pm . Jessica is talking with an emotional Eric. It seems Jessica got to talk her brother from Iraq... AWWWW! Then INSECURE Eric makes a truthful joke about if the people she talked to wanted Jessica to hang around Mike and Nick more instead of Eric. She laughed it off saying "no". Eric does seem genuine in his tears for Jessica getting to talk to her brother. But I still can't stand Eric. Right now his head keeps bopping back and forth as if it isn't attached to his spine, kinda creepy but what else can you expect from Eric.

Jessica now goes outside to tell Dick and Zach that her brother is home from Iraq. She only got to talk for 3 minutes.

In the small bed bedroom Eric is telling Daniele how she and Dick have to get to Zach and force that Jameka get put up for nomination. It seems America's Choice has gone after another holy member of his own ANGLE ALLIANCE. Eric keeps saying that Jameka goes up and whoever is the pawn next to her that Jameka will be voted out. They end their chat and head back into the house.

Day 63

House Update: With Zach nominating Jessica and Jameka the SHIT STAIN alliance of Eric, Daniele, Jessica and Dick have yet again gotten another week of safety and another week of TOTAL CONTROL. THEY fucking decided who went up on the block and THEY wanted Jameka on the block so THEY could control the votes and idiot ORGE Zach did EXACTLY what they wanted. He put up Jameka and Jessica and left Eric out of the nominations.

Zach was upset after the nomination ceremony because Eric never "thanked" Zach for not being nominated. What the fuck did Zach expect?!?! Jessica NOW regrets voting out Amber JUST because she's on the block and Eric isn't. This is exactly what she and Amber and Jameka have been saying, Eric is getting Jessica to do her dirty work and now Jessica has the possibility of going home. The Dick's have already toyed with the idea of getting rid of Jessica and Eric this week and have plenty of days to decide what the fuck, let's just take out Jessica because no one is going to be able to beat her in the final 2.

POV competition is for the first time this season at night! Janelle will be hosting.

Andddddd Daniele wins POV. What the fuck. This week would have been perfect if Jameka had won, pulled herself off and the SHIT STAIN alliance would be already battling each other... but NOPE, Daniele won and she's already told Jessica that she WON'T use the POV to pull her off.

For some reason Jessica is upset because this CUNT thinks she shouldn't stay on the block and expects Daniele to use it on her but Daniele isn't in fear of Dick going up and home. With Daniele winning POV once again the SHIT STAIN alliance CONTROLS the fucking game. Dick and Daniele now pratically own HOH even though Zach has the title because they decide who leaves. No one should give a fuck what America wants, what Eric wants, what Jessica wants, what Jameka wants, what Zach wants... it's all about Dick and Daniele's POWER this week.

As I keep saying a house of idiots and morons fucking ALLOW this powerhouse family alliance to push themselves all the way to the final 2 spots. I just can't picture Eric and Jessica making the final 2 but you know what... you never know.

Later Jameka consoles a Super Ego injured Jessica who tells Jameka she wishes she would have put Dick and Daniele up on the block last week instead of Zach and Amber. She continues to regret putting up Amber because now Jessica feels the Dick's will turn on them and take her out.

Outside Dick and Daniele talk about the POV comp and Janelle who hosted. They talk about how Janelle loved both of them and how obvious it was that Janelle hated Eric. Daniele also comments about how Janelle was cheering on Zach at one point which pissed of Eric who made a comment about how Zach is probably liked on the show.

And here's an example of why Janelle hates Eric...

2:57pm . AND THE HEAVENS BROKE APART AND THE ANGELS SANG AS WE PRAISE DICK AND DANIELLEEEEEE! Dick is talking to Zach about JESSICA going HOME! What???!? Too good to be true? Maybe. Until Dick and Daniele talk one on one and until Dick talks to Eric about Jameka going.... well we won't know for sure what Dick and Daniele are up to this week until Thursday when either Jessica or Jameka goes home.

Here's hoping Jessica goes home and Eric gets all upset! YEAH FOR BACKSTABBING!

3:45pm . Dick and Eric are in the kitchen. Eric starts up about how Zach will have "blood on his hands" when Jameka is evicted this week. Eric seems to think the SHIT STAIN alliance is still together with no flaws or cracks in it. He jokes around with Dick about how he's trying to come off as "depressed" when he's actually not. PLEASE backstab Eric Dick! PLEASEEEE!

Eric also talked to Daniele minutes before this chat about how Jameka is going home and this being an "easy" week. Also, Dick won't shut the fuck up about how Janelle thought he was "hot"... please you male bitch, she's just being nice to your face. She don't want no 44 year old dick!

Day 64

House Update: It seems Dick is still weighing the option of getting rid of Jessica this week as he keeps telling Zach, "let's get rid of Jessica this week". It only makes sense to get rid of Jessica because they seem to believe no one can beat her in the final 2 because she's so fucking nice. Also, if Jessica leaves this week, Jameka and Zach can't compete for HOH thus leaving Eric, who's known for fucking up HOH's either on purpose or just because he's not good enough, to compete against Dick and Daniele. There's a 66 percent chance the Dick's will win HOH and then get out Eric the following week.

Eric and Jessica are starting to believe that Dick pushed Zach into getting Eric and Jessica up for nomination. Eric still believes in his unholy SHIT STAIN alliance with the Dick's and tells Jessica not to be worried on Thursday and that yes Dick and Daniele are probably thinking of dumping Jessica this week but they will end up not doing it in support of "our alliance". Whatever Eric... you're dealing with Dick... who's a DICK!

So like I've said before... it doesn't matter what anyone in the house wants, this week is completely in control by the Dick's. Daniele WON'T use POV in fear of losing her family alliance and until they both sit down and decide who's going home then everything else is just crap. Eric can try and manipulate them for a day but in the end there's 5 fucking days before live voting and the Dick's can do anything from here until then.

Mr. GuyTVBlog.com waits patiently for the SHIT STAIN alliance to explode when Dick and Daniele hopefully decide to vote out Jessica. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

House Update: Well well well, what have we here.. Ohhh Ahhh Eric's RUNNING SCARED!

Jessica is starting to get that ever so wonderful feeling of backstabbing, only it'll be happening to her. She continues to regret putting up Amber on the block and not putting up Dick and Daniele. She and we all know that Amber and Zach going up were all Eric's manipulative evil doings as well as Jessica's dimwitted personality that allows people like Eric to tell her what to do.

So anyway Eric is now regretful and is attempting to take full blame for Jessica's possible eviction but is NO WAY attempting to go to Daniele to get her to use POV to pull of Jessica and him taking her place. Eric is quite fine with Jessica going into the jury so she will be a vote for him to win. Will she be bitter in the jury, only one can hope!

Now here's why I'm so fucking excited that the Dick's BACKSTABBING Jessica because Daniele has gone up to Zach today and told her that she has "weighed all the options" and thinks it will be a good idea to get JESSICA out of the house! YEAH!

Now with Jessica and Eric already suspecting backstabbing sabatoge from their once infamous SHIT STAIN alliance they are hoping they get HOH next, should they both stay, and put up both the Dick's!

And that's it. Later tonight a meeting will be had between Zach, Daniele and Dick about Jessica's eviction. GET THE FUCK OUT Eric's used SHOWMANCE!

Day 65

House Update: The SHIT STAIN alliance is still in full swing of turning on each other... at least secretly behind everyone's back. Eric and Jessica still want to put up the Dick's next week if they stay and the Dick's still want to get Jessica out this week.

Meanwhile Eric loves to insult Janelle, yet another person Eric loves to insult behind their backs and never to their face, PUSSY. Dick actually defends Janelle saying she is NOT the things Eric is saying she is, something about being "fat" and "ugly". Eric once said that Janelle is beautiful but "not my type". WHATEVER!

America's Choice of who Eric should Mimic this week is... DICK. So Eric starts doing whatever Dick does. Jessica thinks it's weird that this all started suddenly and Dick now notices asking if Eric bet someone in the Diary Room.

Later Daniele tells Dick that she wants to make a deal with what's left of the ANGLE ALLIANCE, Jameka. Dick has also mentioned threatrening Jameka minutes before the live voting to not do something with POV is she wins it. Now both Dick's want Jameka to "swear to GOD" on whatever deal they come up with. Dick once again says "Jessica has to go this week"! YEAH!

Now here's where it gets FUNNY. Dick and Daniele want Jessica to feel safe all week and then vote her out at the last minute! A surprise to her and a surprise to Eric hopefully fucking him up for HOH comp.

Interesting enough Mr. GuyTVBlog.com thinks this show is fixed so I would expect Eric to be given all the answers and suddenly win HOH after Jessica is evicted...

Outside Jessica is filled with beer and tipsy while joking with Eric how he better save her this week. Eric gets serious telling Jessica how he'll be an "enemy" to the Dick's and will do everything he can to make sure one of them doesn't make the final 2, if not both.

Sometime during the midnight hours the SHIT STAIN alliance was outside talking. Eric, Jessica, Dick and Daniele were all discussing aspects of the game outside the house and very little about Jameka going. Eric keeps pushing the idea of Jameka going and feeling too safe and the Dick's play along with the idea that Jameka has to go this week. I LOVE BB BACKSTABBING!

Later Jessica once again asks Eric is he really thinks the Dick's aren't going to vote her out this week. He says "NO" which will turn into another moment where Eric thinks he has an idea on what's going on and the SHIT STAIN alliance remains will be all over his face!

And then this happens... Thanks Dreamer!

House Update: Daniele has NOT used POV. Dick and Daniele OFFICIALLY have the power this week, Zach no longer matters, Eric no longer matters, Jameka or Jessica no longer matter and nor does America's Choice. This week belongs to Dick and Daniele and they decide who the fuck they want out of THEIR FUCKING HOUSE.

Right after the POV ceremony Jessica and Jameka discuss what the votes will be. If it's something like 3 to 0 then Jameka is being evicted but if the vote is 2 to 1 then Jessica will be voted out by the Dick's! Jessica will also be upset with Julie Chen if she pulls the psych out "Jameka you are safe" on her.

Early this morning it seems Eric masturbated again into a sock and left it to dry out on the floor. The camera zooms in on it. Sucks that I don't have screen captures of it because I'd be all over putting this shit on the web.

Minutes later Dick takes Jameka aside to tell her that she is going home, that both Dick and Daniele are voting her out in fear of sitting next to her in the final 2. But if this remains to be a LIE then the Dick's are fucking up their chances on getting Jameka's vote for them in the end game. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad move Dicks, just tell Jessica she's going home this week.

Right after that Jameka goes into the Diary Room and Dick tells Jessica and Eric about how he told Jameke she's going home. Now both Jessica and Eric BELIEVE Jameka is going home this week. This could prove to be something the Dick's could work with just in case they decide to evict Jameka at the last minute.

Get this, Jessica is so over confident that she's staying that she now doesn't want to pack her suitcase! Zach starts to notice her over confident behaviour and tells Dick about it. Dick has told Zach once again that Jessica is going home this week. DIRTY PLAYERS KICK ASS!

FUNNY! Eric and Jessica talk about getting to the end now and how they should tell the jury members how THEY put them there and should be rewarded for it. FUNNY STUPID STUFF here.

3:27pm . Hmmm.. lately when I tune into the live feeds nothing is happening. Right now on Camera 1 and 3 is a sleeping Eric. On Camera 2 and 4 is a sleeping Dick... POWERFUL JAW DROPPING stuff here. My timing has just been bad the past few days. At least the Dick's keep Jameka is making me happy.

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August 30, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Nine Part 2

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 8 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Day 61

House Update: Around midnight Dick has gone to bed and is no longer talking to Daniele for the night. Both had an tiny argument at the dining room table to which Dick was the one to get up and leave and both tried to have the last pathetic word. Later in the night Dick comes into a full kitchen and makes small talk with everyone, even Daniele.

2:11pm . Eric and Dick are talking on the bathroom couch. Dick is singing like a little BITCH to Eric about how Zach wants to get HOH this week and backdoor Eric if the chance arises. But I don't think Dick has brought up that he told Zach that Jameka AND Jessica have to go meaning Jessica IS the first person to go out of their SHIT STAIN alliance. Maybe Zach can tell Eric this sometimes during the week.

Suddenly Jameka enters the kitchen and can see them as clear as day having a whispering sneaky douche bag conversation. She doesn't say anything, both stop talking but neither get up. She ends up going outside. Then Eric gets back to telling Dick about how both Amber and Jameka are after him and Daniele and how both wanted them on the block this week... Eric's bullshit is so fucking transparent, he's trying to keep the hate alive and well from Dick towards Jameka once Amber is gone this week.

House Update: Sorry for the lack of updates today. Familiy problems but I've kept track of what's happening. Zach wins HOH! Check week 10 for all the latest shit going on in in the house!

Day 58

12:11am . The remaining houseguests are ALL having fun drinking beer can after beer can with 2 bottles of wine on top of the beer all while playing spin the question bottle. Amber apparently asked who's the next person to be evicted from the house and the bottle pointed to her... TWICE!

Well damn it all to hell! Where's all the backstabbing? Where's Dick calling people out? Where's a fight between Zach and Eric? Why haven't Jameka gone off on Amber? Why hasn't Daniele gotten into another house fight with her against them all? This season is getting pretty boring. No more drama left.... if this keeps up I may have to end my coverage of Big Brother 8 to an early end.

And if God really plans on keeping Amber and Jameka in the game he will create annoying situations with Zach that it will lead Dick and Daniele to vote out Zach with Jameka thus leaving Eric to blame for America's vote against Amber. That would be fun to see.

Back to the show. They continue to drink and all laugh around the dining room table. OH MY GAWD, Jameka asked the spinning bottle "Who is most likely to engage in [Mr. GuyTVBlog refuses to write that word that describes sex with an animal]" and the bottle spins and then stops on... ERIC!

House Update: Eric didn't use POV. How shockingly unsurprised are we? Earlier today Jameka also SHOCKINGLY told Jessica that Eric told Amber yesterday that he doesn't think he can win against the "good people" in the end so he's getting them out. Jameka considers Jessica to be one of the "good people" and that Jessica should be aware that Eric MAY turn on her at some point in the game in fear that he will that he can not win against Jessica.

And so what does Jessica fucking do? She goes and tells Eric EVERYTHING Jameka tells her. OH MY GAWD. I guess it's dudes before broads! Eric gets upset that Jameka is bringing up his personal life to try to turn Jessica against him aka his girlfriend. And then on top of everything this prick kisses Jessica to keep her aligned with him. I'm sorry but I see no wedding after this or even a relationship. Once she sees cute men like Mike again she'll rethink her whole Eric is the last man on earth slash Big Brother house syndrome.

Apparently Eric gave a good enough speech to where he's able to talk to Amber afterwards and Jameka afterwards and there's still no ill will or fighting going on between any of them. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK. Eric can't be that fucking good with words. Why CAN'T anyone see through his FUCKING RANCID BULLSHIT!

In other BITCH news Dick is getting highly irritated by Daniele and Zach's actions today. Daniele washing her clothes when other stuff needs to be done and Zach just being well... Zach. Later Zach and Dick team up on Daniele about how she joked around someone wanting to buy her a car outside the house and she got up to leave them. They went inside and she- OH FUCK DANIELE AND her mood swings. FUCK HER.

5:16pm . Amber and Jameka talk on the outside hammock. Jameka says she "loves" Eric but can't believe what he did today in terms of him not using POV. Amber says getting out Daniele this week would make 2 people in the jury house "happy". VERY TRUE AMBER! Amber calls Eric a "coward". Amber also doesn't like how Jessica went about finding out information using her "exact words" when talking to Eric. Amber now says she can't trust anyone in this house except Jameka.

Amber now says her "feeling" of Jessica winning this week, well she has a whole new feeling that Dick or Daniele will win this week. She also thinks she will be "that girl" on the block every week, little does she know she's going home this week, unless plans change and GOD STEPS IN.

House Update: It seems Amber has excepted her fate this Thursday. She's told God about how she's ready for whatever he's got planned for her. Eric has also told Jessica that he is somewhat Mensa [the largest, oldest, and best-known high-IQ society in the world] and that is father started college when he was 16 years old. Hmmm... stupid move on Eric's part because I would suggest Jessica has at least some brain to get rid of Eric based on just that... but she's not that smart. Is she?

Dick is also at his breaking part. He's snapping at people, growing more frustrated with the houseguests, his daughter, flicking off the cameras... I expect him to go AWF on someone tonight. I'm betting it will be Zach.

10:27pm . Dick, Eric and Jessica are in the HOH room. They talk about Amber leaving and Zach staying next week to get nominated yet again. Talk turns to Amber's beauty or lack thereof. Dick titles Amber the ugliest girl in the house. Jessica actually tries to defend Amber by saying she thinks she has a pretty face and beautiful hair to which Dick says "for a horse". Ohhh the SHIT STAIN alliance is at it again. NERD HERD qualities in the making. It makes them fell better about themselves to trash others. NERD HERD!

Then talk turns to Dustin which Dick describes as a "walking dildo with ears". Then Eric suggests they or Dick steal Amber's necklace to which Dick doesn't think is the greatest idea and warns them "talk about a crying fit".

Now Eric CONFIRMS Daniele deleted Amber's pictures of her and her necklace the 2nd week that CUNT had HOH. They joke about how Amber "demanded" Daniele to take the photos and how Daniele went into the storage room to delete them. WOW. Then they talk about why a "sandal" as a necklace, the one Amber wears... UM DOUCHE BAG because maybe her daughter picked it out!

Downstairs Amber is in the shower as Jameka walks up and makes her smile. Back in the HOH room they talk about their goodbye messages. Eric is playing it up how "bad" his goodbye message will be to Amber BUT THEN Jessica calls him out by saying his goodbye messages are like "I really enjoyed getting to know you, you're a good person, you'll really get far in life, I hope to see you after the show" to which Eric LIES saying "don't count on it".

WOW. Jessica figured him out, Eric LIED to her FACE about it and she even said "well see the messages after the show". WOW. Yep, there's not going to be any kind of relationship between these 2 after the show. Eric says "I bet I'm a major topic of conversation at the jury house now"...

HOLY FUCK Eric is so fucking transparent, he's trying to get Dick and Jessica into thinking how maybe they should take Eric to the final 2 to win because supposely everyone going in the jury house hates Eric. Eric is the ONLY one making it seem like the entire house hates him and the jury hates him... BULLSHIT! Dick and Daniele are the most hated in the house and in the jury house and if one of them gets to the final 2 they WILL WIN!

Day 59

House Update: Jessica FINALLY started to cry about her decisions Eric made her do. She's always wanted to get Dick and Daniele out and regrets putting up 2 people that weren't after, or so she thinks. She says that she knows she will be the first to go in the final four if this SHIT STAIN alliance plays out. Eric claims she won't be and that he'll be the "asshole" so that he will go and how they are "afraid" to go to the finals with him because he'll "debate" them and he'll win.

Eric claims he feels "badly" because he says he DIDN'T feel "openly" to discussing "all the options" when he CLAIMS he was there to discuss other options/issues Jessica had brought up. Eric did want he wanted to do and he USED Jessica into getting exactly what he wants. FUCK her for not telling him no and that this is MY FUCKING HOH, not yours!

Check out the video of Jessica crying, a big thanks to xx2000xx. About halfway through the video Eric starts his MIND FUCKING of Jessica, that is if you care to get mind fucked as well.

So Eric basically MIND FUCK Jessica into thinking she did the right thing, the Dick's will never betray them, how Amber is after her, how dirty of a player she is [which he isn't] and how Eric is now playing this game for the both of them... WHAAAAEVER!

The girl once again falls for Eric's MIND FUCK manipulation. She feels better now and Eric tries to be all straight romantic with her. It's disgusting.

Outside Dick and Daniele get back into another good ol' family fight! I don't know, something about how "shitty" Daniele is to Dick and Daniele's predictable "OH MY GAWWDDD".

9:10pm . The whole fucking house is eating around the dinner table. Some comment is made by Jessica about how she once told someone she wanted to be next President of the United States... or a waitress. Then Dick changes the comment to U.S. President... or a stripper. And then Daniele mocks her dad's comment saying there was a comparison of strippers to waitresses and Dick says no there wasn't. That was a "shitty" thing for her to do, that he's getting irriated with her doing that and her usual response is "whatever" and the rest of the house gets awkward silence. Daniele gets up and then conversation gets back to being funny.

Dick goes outside to have a smoke and tells BB that they could have just stuck one of his ex-wives in the house and it would be the same thing. Minutes later Zach comes out and insigates the comment between Dick and Daniele. Dick starts in about how Daniele wouldn't have done it to anyone else but him. Then talk turns to random stuff.

9:34pm . I said last night that Dick was on his breaking point and it seems it took another 24 hours to hit it. Dick goes into the small bed bedroom and finds Daniele. He talks to Daniele about how he's been in a crappy mood all day and how she's saying things to him that is really getting to him. He wants to talk to her like an "adult" but she isn't having it.

She comes back with "what do you want me to say" and how he doesn't have to "hang around" her. She starts to raise her voice and get "snotty" to him. He asks her twice "why can't you just talk to me" and she returns back with "what do you want me to say". She of course ends the fight #6,390 and walks out as Dick asks for her to speak to him "like a normal person instead of such a little snot". She escapes far into the house.

Amber goes outside and tries to talk to Dick about it. He says both of them are getting on each other's nerves and he delivers "but whatever". Amber offers a "hug" and Dick doesn't want one. FUNNY! Amber, hugs don't solve shit sometimes.

9:43pm . Jameka and Amber are in the HOH talking about Jessica. It seems Jessica told Jameka as well about her "doubts" about putting up the wrong people. Jameka also tells Amber about how they should go against the Dick's next week. Amber says her "goal is to get Eric out of here, he's the problem here". But little does Amber know that she's going home Thursday. Amber is trying to get Jameka to go after Eric as well but Jameka is dead set on going after the Dick's because of the "numbers".

Amber says that "ERIC IS PLAYING THROUGH JESSICA" and how Jessica put up 2 of her "friends" because they were "threats to Eric". SO FUCKING TRUE! BITCH ASS BITCH, TELL JESSICA! Amber is back to thinking that both Dick's will vote to keep her over Zach, something about always turning to her to ask her for "advice". LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD.

Jameka says "I need you" but little does she know Amber won't survive come Thursday.

9:55pm . Jessica joins Amber and Jameka in the HOH room. They talk about Eric's vote how questionable and undecided it remains. Jessica says she hopes Eric votes the way she wants and how neither Zach or Amber were her "orignal targets".

Both Amber and Jameka are working hard to turn Jessica against Eric. Jessica is also annoyed by the idea that if she was on the block against Dick that he would listen to both sides and vote on "what's fair for the game"... WHAT?

Amber says it will be horrible if Eric votes out her over Zach, which he will because America controls his vote. Amber starts up again with "why eliminate one of the 'good people'" to which Jameka says it all depends on who Eric considers to be "good people".

Jessica says if it does come down to a tie that she will evict Zach over Amber. Minutes later Dick comes in and then leaves and they are back to talking about Jessica's week as HOH. Jessica says she's been "so mad" because she doesn't want either Zach or Amber going home this week. She also says "I wanted to kinda use it and I guess he didn't" and how Eric thinks Jessica didn't want to use it and she doens't know why Eric thinks that way.

STUPID ASS Amber is back to telling Jessica that she's not mad at her for doing this and if she goes home she won't hold it against Jessica thus giving Eric more ammo later to tell Jessica how best it is for Amber to leave this week. JUST FUCKING WALK OUT THE DOOR THEN Amber and save us 2 more days of bullshit.

Ohhh Amber just dropped the bomb that Eric is playing "through you" and she begs Jessica to "please not tell him" that she said this about him. I guess that's all Eric needs once Jessica DOES tell him and he'll make sure the Dick's vote out Amber no matter what now.

OHHH Jameka starts in with "everyone Eric wanted out... is out". Jameka is trying to tell Jessica that Eric is using other people to get the people who he wanted out so he won't be blamed for their eviction. Amber says again "everyone Eric wanted out is out" and how anyone who Eric is close to is still here meaning Jessica.

Amber is back to saying Eric WON'T win HOH because he's afraid his girlfriend will show up on the HOH pictures. Jameka and Amber are both trying to tell Jessica that Eric has a girlfriend again. Amber again pleads for Jessica not to tell Eric anything because she fears he will be after her and since everyone he's wanted out is out... she'll be out.

Now Jameka says if Amber goes home that "something is up" with Eric and the Dick's. She also says Zach will be here for final 3 because no one sees him as a threat. Jameka keeps saying how Eric has "something" with the Dick's because Eric told Amber something about their "debt" to the Dick's has been "paid".

The "debt" comment seems to be bothering Jessica. Both are trying to scare Jessica that if Amber goes home that both Jameka and Jessica will go up, NOT TRUE. Amber is back to asking "why didn't Eric use POV" when the Dick's tried to backdoor him a few weeks ago. They keep implying that Eric has a deal with the Dick's but they don't see Jessica being part of that deal. She still has yet to admit she's part of THAT deal.

Amber says if she goes this week that Zach will have the Dick's "back" and how Eric is so "smart" and will have a plan B for whatever situation comes up. Jessica is happy that they are telling her all this to "open her eyes". Amber CLAIMS she has never done anything to Eric, "ever, ever, ever".

Amber FINALLY asks Jessica "do you SWEAR you don't have a deal with them" to which Jessica LIES about it and says she "doesn't have a DEBT" with the Dick's. Jessica now says she's "worried" because the "mistake" of putting up her friends "is going to cost me" in this game. FUCK YEAH!

Amber basically says that Jessica NEEDS to talk to Eric and tell him that YOU want Zach out this week and not Amber. Amber also wants Jessica to talk to Daniele. Both Jameka and Amber tell Jessica that if Amber goes then "there's your answer" about Eric having a side deal with the Dick's. Now they talk about Eric throwing way too many HOH's and how Amber says Eric WON'T win HOH this next week.

Amber says she will "DIE" if she leaves this week. Jessica says she will "die" because she put her up on the block to be evicted. Jameka says she will "die" because Amber is gone. Jameka is back to getting Jessica to go to Eric about doing what she wants and that's getting out Zach. Ohh Amber says that if she leaves Jessica and Jameka can't play for HOH and "there's your 2 nominees".

Amber says again how Eric is playing through her and how Jessica now sees how Eric is playing "through her".

Most of this isn't true about Eric having another side deal with the Dick's and how Eric is playing for the Dick's over Jessica and how he's going to turn on Jessica next week... ALL NOT TRUE but paranoia runs free inside Amber's head and it has now infected Jameka's head. Eric just needs to reprogram Jessica and she'll be fine, under his control yet again.

Minutes later Jameka and Amber continue their quest to turn Jessica against Eric. Jessica points out that women have won all the HOH's this season except for 2. The guys keep interrupting the HOH talk and Amber suspects Eric is behind the guys going up on after the other to stop them from talking. Jameka also points out that Eric WANTS to take Dick to the final 2 to win.

Amber now CALLS out Eric's manipulating schemes he uses on Jessica saying that when Jessica talks to Eric about getting out Zach over Amber and how Eric will say "let's look at both options" and Jessica gives this look like THAT'S exactly what Eric's been doing this whole time. Jessica of course doesn't tell them that that is what Eric does everytime she brings up her ideas.

Eric finally comes up and stops the conversation suggesting everyone goes downstairs. Both Eric and Jessica head downstairs. In the HOH bathroom Amber keeps saying "Jameka I'm going home" and Jameka says "Amber, SHUT UP" and tells Amber to keep working on Daniele.

Day 60

Just as midnight approaches the houseguests, minus Daniele, are playing quarters. The rule if the guys lose against the girls is to brush each other's hair and give them a kiss on the cheek. Dick has some fun when the guys loose a round and licks Zach's face. Zach flips the fuck out with a smile on his face about how Dick licked him and that he'll "beat him up" in terms of a school reference. Zach won't let it go or drop it that the "rule" was to kiss him on the cheek and NOT to lick him.

I guess Zach's homophobia is really coming out ten times fold. Dick is SUPER TWAT COOL for licking Zach and making Zach all scared of a cock. Minutes later the girls go into the gym to talk about what punishment they should put on the guys next if they loose another round of quarters. They also talk about how much Zach went AWF on Dick about getting licked and they shouldn't "go there" anymore. Jessica says some people just don't like to "go there".

House Update: After I last updated the houseguests, well some of them, got DRUNK! Eric went up to Daniele's picture on the memory wall and demanded Daniele "suck" his dick. The guys ended up winning the quarters game yelling "That's That", a saying of Amber's and that pissed off Amber who told them "fuck you" and how she doesn't make fun of them.

1:24am . Dick and Zach are talking in the backyard about GETTING ERIC OUT NEXT WEEK! Zach tells Dick to throw it to him so that he can have HOH and that Dick and Daniele can control the votes and decide who goes home. Zach wants to put up Jessica and Jameka and then backdoor Eric if that's an option. They both agree that Jessica and Jameka are both of their biggest targets and if anyone is in the final 2 with Jameka or Jessica that they are "fucked".

Ahhh Dick is still pushing his alliance with Eric and Jessica secretly and using Zach to get out Jameka next week. He just said that Jessica and Jameka go on the block and the nominations "should stick". Zach then asks Dick if he's afraid of Eric and Dick says he isn't. Great, another week Dick uses people and gets exactly what he wants. Another nearly PERFECT plan... but only if Zach doesn't put up the Dick's and fuck them over, which he will. Dick promises to go nuts if Zach puts him and his daughter up instead.

Dick goes inside to piss. Jessica and Eric are sitting in the hallway to the bathroom talking. Jameka is on the treadmill in the gym and Zach stays outside talking to himself saying "Big Brother, this is getting good". Damn... If Zach wins HOH and the Dick's control the votes, Jameka WILL go home if she doesn't come off the block. DAMN IT!

1:36am . Zach asks Jessica who's sitting on the floor about why Eric slept downstairs and she gave him the "axe" last night. She askes 3 times why Eric would say that to Zach and he just keeps saying Eric brought it up just because. Jessica gets bothered by the comment and heads upstairs while Zach and Dick head outside.

Back outside Dick is telling Zach how he can "work" to get Eric's vote to get out Amber. Dick is basically using what he already knows about Amber leaving over Zach and using it to his advantage and using it against Zach by saying later down the line how HE got Eric to vote out Amber this week. Well played Dick. Dick goes on to say that Jessica and Jameka are "bigger threats" than Eric. YEP, Dick is protecting Eric, kind of.

Inside Amber is pleading her case to Daniele about how Daniele needs to keep her in the game. NOT HAPPENING! Daniele is so fucking cold that nothing Amber says Daniele will STILL vote the girl out. Daniele hates everyone and wants everyone out, including Amber over Zach this week. BUH BYE AMBER!

House Update: WHOA! Jessica is in the HOH room with Eric and the BITCH TELLS HIM EVERYTHING Jameka and Amber told her hours ago! Eric is FURIOUS that Jameka and Amber tried to turn Jessica against him. I can't believe this BITCH! I'm talking about Jessica!

It seems Jessica did at least pathetically try to keep Amber and did try to tell Eric once again how she doesn't trust Dick and Daniele and trusts Zach and Amber more. Eric keeps telling Jessica that Zach isn't after her after this week BUT HE IS and how he SOMEHOW knows Amber "does not like you" Jessica. After Eric reprogams Jessica she jokes about how her case to keep Amber is thrown out the window now.

4:01am . Eric is still in the bed with Jessica in the HOH room talking about how there is "potential" for them outside the house. BULLSHIT. WHATEVER. AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. NOPE. SHE'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ONCE SHE SEES A SEXY MUSCLED INTERN AT THE CBS BUILDING. GIVE IT UP ERIC.

Now Eric tries to tell Jessica that every episode they see once the show is over will have Jessica asking "why did you say that" or "why did you do that". He's implying that once she finds out about the stuff he did that he will explain it all. Eric also says he has "bashed the shit out of every houseguest" and he's afraid she'll see him differently after the show but she CLAIMS she won't dislike him as long as he makes fun of other people and not her.

Eric claims he "destroyed" Dick and Daniele with words... he's laughing about all the stuff he's said over the weeks and Jessica awkwardly laughs along as if she's okay with it. This should make Jessica wonder how hurtful he can be towards her if he wanted to be. She's STUPID if she decides to be with him after the show.

House Update: Daniele wakes up and goes into the kitchen around 4:30ish in the morning. She runs into Eric who starts off about how much he wants to get out Amber this week and it seems America's Choice was to get Amber out. He's pushing how this week's vote is "personal" because of what Amber did by trying to turn Jessica against Eric. Daniele is on board with getting out Amber and they laugh about Amber thinking she's a "good person".

5:13am . Amber waddles into the kitchen and finds Daniele wide awake making cookies. Daniele mocks the show "Power of 10" and how no one probably has won "a million dollars" and even if someone did CBS wouldn't show it because "it's more than what you win on this stupid show". Daniele laughs saying for CBS to give her break and she laughs saying "a million dollars". But little does she know some kid has already won a million dollars, younger than her and didn't have to go through BULLSHIT to get it.

House Update: Hmmm... the day has been pretty much boring, the part with the daylight at least. Let's skip all the way to night fall. Dick and Daniele got into another fight about Daniele's attitude. Daniele also hopes this upcoming week is a double eviction. I just might be since the show ends early September.

Over in the Holier Than Thou part of the the house Amber is making it known to Jameka that GOD won't let Zach stay over her in the house. HA! Amber believes Daniele will "save" her tomorrow and Jameka warns Amber to not make any new deal or promises as Amber always seems to do.

In other annoying news Dick is so upset from Daniele's actions throughout the day he starts blurting out random odd things. He wants Big Brother to give Jameka a penalty nomination for singing too much. He also is getting tired of fighting with Daniele and having no where to "escape". Me thinks he's going to win HOH for a place to escape Daniele!

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August 26, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Nine

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 8 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Day 57

2:32am . Eric is doing the most talking in the HOH with Jessica, Dick and Daniele. Both Eric and Dick want to make both nominees "insecure" all week long. They basically want to toy with them and their emotions. Eric has no intentions of using the POV this week. Jessica sits there listening to the other 3 just be down right cruel about everyone else in the game. Eric just has the biggest hard on for this alliance they playfully call the "little Julie Chen" alliance.

Earlier tonight when Jessica and Eric were talking about possibly using the POV Jessica had asked Eric if he was "open" to using it and he said a bullshit "yeah" but "thought not using it would be BETTER". That just shows Jessica that she's Eric's pawn this entire game. It's like Eric is playing himself and his ROBOT in the house. Jessica and Eric have also talked about how "little" they miss Dustin. OUCH!

Back to the HOH room. Eric says Jameka can't play for HOH because "you know I feel badly she can't play" and how "she did it to herself". WOW! I'm kinda hoping for Dick and Eric to be the final 2, 2 EVIL people who will most likely get punched in the face during a night out celebrating their wins.

This Thursday they talk about how Zach won't win and how they will win. Downstairs in the house of idiots Amber and Jameka talk about if the four upstairs are in an alliance. They keep thinking Eric and Jessica are with them and how Eric "loves" Amber. CLUELESS AND IDIOTS downstairs.

Back in the HOH room the "final four" are already talking as if they WON the game. They believe that the will win every competition from here on out and will BE the final four. I mean seriously, Zach and Jameka could win at any time and change the game. Once either Jessica, Eric, Dick and Daniele go into the sequester house the surviving pair will be the next biggest target and I will EXPECT both pairs to sell out each other whenever Jameka or Zach get HOH. They just can't simply win them all! THEY CAN'T!

Oh gawd, the final four SHIT STAIN alliance are laughing making a mock fists touching together alliance thing for the cameras. They all then do an over the top laugh. The spy camera is on and we see Jameka and Amber in the kitchen talking which makes the SHIT STAIN alliance laugh out loud more. Eric and Daniele believe that one of the four from the SHIT STAIN alliance has to win because THEY deserve it and no one else downstairs. Not Zach. Not Jameka. Not Amber. Well then, this SHIT STAIN alliance has the qualities of the Nerd Herd starting to appear!

Now the reason why I label them the SHIT STAIN alliance is because they are UNNECCESARILY CRUEL when they don't have to be and because they are so cocky that they purposely want to send bitter jury members into the jury house so they can laugh and mock them when 2 of them are final 2. There's no need to play this game so dirty and they are choosing to play SHIT STAIN dirty. Thank you!

5:19am . Eric is so insecure when he lays in the HOH bed with Jessica. He brings up the bullshit question if Jessica "really" wants him upstairs in her bed or not and she gets annoyed by that. She tells if she didn't want him in her bed she would tell him. He asks too many questions and this gets on her nerves but she doesn't kick him out of bed AT ALL.

He lays close to her face, tries to make eye contact with her and she looks straight up at the ceiling. He's a MANBOY, all he cares about right now is poking her- oh wait, Eric cops out and says he's going downstairs to get shorts and water. He gets out of bed as he was only inches form a possible immature kiss.

Eariler they talked about Dick kissing Jessica on the cheek after she wins something and she's not enjoying that one bit. Eric also wonders if Dick has "side deals" with people in the house and Jessica claims Jameka is "theirs" so Dick has nothing with her. They also went back to making incest comments in regards to Dick and Daniele, mostly Eric said them.

I'm out, if Eric and Jessica kiss well I COULD GIVE A SHIT.

House Update: EWWWW! GRODEEE TO THE MAXXXXX. JESSICA AND ERIC'S FIRST HETEROSEXUAL KISS!!!

...aaaand there you have it. Here I was thinking Jessica was a closeted lesbian all hot and bothered by Jen but here she is kissing a yucky Eric more than once, at least 4 times after the clip ends.

House Update: It seems Jameka and Amber are still hoping that Jessica will get Eric to use POV so she can backdoor one of the Dick's but it isn't happening. Amber is the target although the more Zach gets annoying the more Dick wants to get rid of him but we all know once America tells ErPrick to vote out Amber he'll push for a 3 to 1 vote for Amber's eviction.

When Amber leaves the house she can FINALLY understand why "God" doesn't want her to win because maybe she bashed Jewish people and the city of New York at the same time. Or maybe because when she gets angry she uses "God Damn" as a means to getting her point across. Or maybe it is because she's bothering him with a greedy need to win money.

Later Dick has gone off on Zach again about him never closing anything in the house properly. How DARE someone think about themselves. Can't we just be selfish sometimes and only think about ourselves Dick? Minutes later Zach washes his sweaty shirt from his workout in the pool and the Dick's both think this is disgusting. Um.. Dick jumping in the pool with all his nasty old man bits is just as disgusting as Zach dipping his sweaty shirt in the pool. I really don't see the difference here.

SHOCKING! Jessica actually showed concern to Eric about the Dick's turning on them first before the final four. This is after Amber pleaded with Eric to use the POV on her and to help "good people" stay in the game. Of course after Jessica voices concern about the Dick's loyalty Eric once again tells her to stick with the alliance. JESUS ERIC, can't Jessica have what she wants, she's already given you 2 HOH's and put up the fucking people YOU WANTED. You know, now that they've kissed she should tease with the idea of sex to get him to use the POV and backdoor a Dick!

Day 55 [Part 2]

House Update: The house is now up and getting ready for the live show. STUPID ASS Daniele sprays perfume on herself as if anyone other than the houseguests will smell her. BITCH we can't smell how good you may smell from our TV sets!

Eric, Daniele and Jessica are back to bashing Jen because she basically was getting in the way of them cleaning- wait, JESSICA CLEANING? That's impossible! Later Zach, Dick, Eric, Daniele and Jessica are in a bedroom talking about how and what they will do when Jen leaves. Let's just say they plan on being mean, mostly Dick. I just can't wait for them to embarrass themselves on TV as their immature side will finally be shown on the damn show instead of a pro Dick/Daniele show where all we see is a good edit of them.

3:56pm . Zach sits on a bed waiting for the live show to start. He's ready to win HOH or possibly ready to throw it again! The MASTERMIND at WORK! In another bedroom Amber was getting ready and saw Jessica come in to get something. Jessica leaves and then Amber says LITTLE BITCH low enough to where Jessica can't hear her! Oh GOD please let Amber win HOH!

House Update: Jen is evicted with a 6 to 0 votes. America's Choice was to evict Jen and so Eric was not put in fucking harm's way even though I wanted him to have to answer to another mystery vote. Then Jen got to participate in the HOH comp from back at the studio with Julie Chen. Whenever a houseguest got an answer wrong Jen was the person to push a red button that sent the houseguests who answered incorrectly down into a water tank.

The final 2 houseguests playing for HOH were the predictable Jessica and Dick. Dick lost and Jessica became the new HOH for the 2nd time. This only proves that if Dick had won that they would be fucking dominating the game with back to back POV wins and almost back to back HOH's. This IS a perfect time to go after the Dick's and to backstab them, put them on the block, use Daniele's stupid reasoning of "this is only strategic and not personal" and get one of them out of the fucking house once and for all!

After Jen left and the live show as over people were back to bashing Jen. Dick at one point tried to say he was done talking about Jen but minutes later he started back up. It also seems GOD has become the 15th player of the house as Amber PRAYED if she was not to win HOH to let Jessica win... and she did. Amber also wishes next week's HOH is endurance thinking she can win against Dick and everyone else in the house. LAUGHABLE!

Now just as Jen left the house she told Amber to tell Jessica what she told her about Eric. It seems later Jessica finally asked Amber what was suppose to be told to her. Amber says Jen says that Eric says he has a girlfriend outside the house named "Cheryl" and that it is more serious than Jessica thinks it is. That Jen doesn't want to see Jessica get hurt after this is all over and that Jen knows Jessica doesn't like cheaters.

Neither Amber or Jessica really believe Jen but if what Jen says is true that after the show Jessica will no longer like the company of Eric. Later Eric finds out from Amber what Jen said about him and his girlfriend and his FUCKING furious and yells out that he's glad Jen is gone.

Jameka and Daniele have a heart to heart. It seems Vincent is just like Dick and that's why Daniele doesn't talk to either of them. Of course outsiders can see Daniele talking to Jameka as being geniune but come on, I'm sure we'll see Daniele in the Diary Room with a big smile talking about how it's all "strategy".

Eric continues to walk around the house furious over what Jen said to Amber about his life outside the house. It seems Eric can trash talk every day of the week but yet when someone trash talks his life then he's just furious and WHATEVER, get over it Eric.

OH GAWD, Amber is telling Eric EVERYTHING Jen said about him. STUPID ass Amber is just spilling everything but then again maybe she's trying to use Eric and Jessica with hopes of rebuilding their pathetic alliance to go after Dick and Daniele. Who knows if Amber is that smart.

Later Dick has gone into the HOH room to work his agenda on Jessica. He wants Zach and Amber to go on the block. Jessica hasn't agreed to anything just yet. Outside Eric and Amber talked about Eric's situation with his girlfriend outside of the house. Something about her cheating on Eric and him not cheating on her. WHATEVER, he's probably twisting it around so that Jessica will love him again since he appears to be the one who got cheated on.

10:26pm . Jameka heads up into the HOH room with Jessica. She gets on her bed and reads her letter. Jessica heads into the bathroom while Jameka finishes up with the letter... waiting patiently to start talking game.

Jessica says she doesn't want to talk to too many people. Jessica is also glad Jen is gone because she would come up here all the time and how "quiet" the house is. Jessica says "I have to make some decisions" and Jameka says "I don't know if I can add anything".

Jessica says there are "huge threats" left in the game. Jessica says "how tough it is to be in this situation". PLEASE TURN ON DICK/DANIELE! A little talk begins on Daniele and how Jessica feels sorry for Daniele's "ex-boyfriend" Kris. They are gossiping about Daniele like women do.

Jameka starts talking about how she only has 2 more HOH's left and that if Amber wins next week that their "group" is still safe. Jameka is still under the impression that Jessica and Eric will NOT put her and Amber up. The then talk about Eric "freaking" during HOH comps, they believe he really fucks up on them when in fact he's throwing them.

Jameka uses Amber's "vision" about Jessica winning and Jessica putting up Dick and Daniele again... she's testing Jessica's answer. Jessica mentions she's thought of putting up Zach and either Dick or Daniele but then the other Dick could win POV, take the other off and she has 2 people after her. Jameka now wonders OUTLOUD if Jessica and Eric has a deal with them and answers herself that they don't. Jessica still doesn't respond with any answer to Jameka asking about a deal Jessica could have with the Dick's.

They watch the spy screen and DREAD Zach coming up to the HOH room. He drops something off at the foot of the door and heads back down. Jessica says how she's "reached her breaking point" with Zach but Jameka is quick to tell Jessica that "you have to keep Zach in the game" because he's not a threat. Jameka keeps pushing for Dick and Daniele to be put on the block but only mentioning them after doing a process of elimination with each houseguest.

Jameka keeps pushing her agenda of getting the Dick's on the block. Jessica says she wonders if Dick will use the POV on her again and how she can get Daniele out this week and prevent that from happening. Jessica mentions "backdooring" is the thing to do this year.

OH GREAT! Jameka just made a STUPID comment saying Jessica can either put up Dick and Daniele on the block or "neither" but Jessica is quick to say she won't put up Jameka as a pawn. WOW! Talk keeps coming back to putting both Dick's on the block.

10:55pm . Eric enters the HOH room where Jameka and Jessica are still talking. Eric takes a seat on one of the HOH chairs and Jameka makes herself comfortable on the HOH bed, she ain't going nowhere.

Minutes later Zach joins them in the HOH room. He CLAIMS he'll be there for a few minutes. No one is talking game. All talking small talk. Eric looks bothered at the fact he can't talk to Jessica. It is also REVEALED that Dick and Eric want to get "BB8" tattoos outside the house and even Jameka is questioning whether or not to join them on the tattoo session after the show.

Minutes later Dick joins the HOH room and they get to talking about how much they LOVE HBO and how no one really likes Showtime! HA!

Day 56

12:56am . Eric, Jameka and Jessica are talking in the HOH room. Eric is PROUD about his joke about Daniele to Daniele's face. Something about Daniele thinking Jen is this year's "hot bitch where everyone hates" but he tells Daniele "no, that's you" in a joking manner yet some hidden truth there.

As Jameka lingers in the HOH room Eric waits to talk to Jessica about how to put up... I mean who America thinks Eric should put up. Jameka is starting to leave the HOH room when Eric says Zach mentions about tomorrow's Food Comp that he and Eric be on the same team. He also rags on Zach still being upset about that week when "the girls put Zach on slop" over Eric.

Downstairs Dick is fast asleep in a Jenless house. Daniele is also asleep.

1:01am . Jameka finally leaves the HOH room and now Eric and Jessica can get to talking. It seems Dick has told Jessica that he is going to now play for "himself" and how it is not fair to Vincent, his son, that he keeps playing for Daniele to win who in fact has said she has no relationship with her brother outside the house.

Eric starts to talk and AMBER is America's Choice again for Eric to push to get nominated. He is also pushing for Zach and Amber to be nominated this week with the option open to backdoor one of the Dick's.

Jessica says Dick told her that if Zach goes on the block that he WANTS Zach to go over Amber. Eric says "I most want to see Amber nominated for sure" to which Jessica says "yeah". Now Jessica starts in with Jameka saying why would you put up Zach or Amber when they've both told Jameka that they wouldn't put up Jessica. Jameka has also said to Jessica why wouldn't you put up the Dick's.

Eric keeps pushing for Dick and Daniele and them two to push forward to the final four and says "how easy" it will be to beat both the Dick's BUT Jessica starts in saying it would be easier to beat Jameka and Amber in the final four rather than the Dick's.

Eric keeps turning it around on Jessica and TOYING with her about how the Dick's "honored" their agreement last week. Eric now tells Jessica that if she's in the final 2 with any one of the Dick's she'll win BUT NOPE!

OH MY GAWD Jessica, STOP listening to Eric and only Eric. DO WHAT YOU WANT! Eric comes up with a brillant reason to put up Amber and Zach and that is to say when she nominates them to say that she is "least" closest to them. So that's what's going to happen. It's fucking like Eric has won HOH twice because we all know Jessica isn't doing what she wants but what she thinks is a good idea because Eric says so.

If THIS BITCH Jessica keeps listening to Eric she is going to turn into a villain without her knowing and the Jury will hold personal votes AGAINST her if she makes it the final 2. BITCH, play for the jury votes, NO ONE will hold it against you for going after them and getting one of them out, you've won the ENTIRE JURY and the people in the house for going after them!

HOLY FUCK! Jessica just says "if we were to take out Dick and Daniele" that she and Eric would be the next big targets in the game. Eric says we should and shouldn't go after them because next week there will be 2 Dick's playing for HOH and if they keep the agreement going for another week that he hopes they will continue it for the following week.

Eric is back to comparing himself to the "best players" this season and how him, Jessica, Dick and Daniele be the final four and play it out... BUT if Eric continues to not win a single fucking thing then it puts all the pressure on Jessica to win against the Dick's when it comes down to the final four. FUCKING THINK BITCH, think of Eric shutting up and YOU doing what you WANT!

Minutes later Jessica says that if Dick/Daniele make it the final four and have to choose between her and Eric that she will be sent to the Jury because Eric keeps saying "how good you have it in the game". Jessica now wonders if Dick threw the HOH last question and is using her to get out other people and that Dick will have his hands clean of any people going to the jury house.

Eric keeps trying to trump anything she brings up and is successful at doing it. Jessica just needs to talk to Jameka and Amber, mend their bullshit relationship and do what's right in the game and that's TAKING OUT THE MOST POWERFUL TEAM IN THE HOUSE.

Day 56 [Part 2]

House Update: BRAINLESS ROBOT Jessica nominated the people Eric wanted. Zach and Amber. It's like Eric has now won 2 HOH's without actually winning. Jessica earlier talked about putting up the Dick's when talking to Jameka but when Eric starts talking she does whatever the fuck this PRICK wants.

Just before nominations DUMBASS Amber pretty much gave Jessica the okay to put up her and to at least let her play POV. I mean Jessica could have been debating it if Amber layed the guilt trip on her but Amber just made it too fucking easy to be targeted. Zach also tried to talk to Jessica and Eric at the same time- big mistake, and tried to tell Jessica and Eric that he'd do what they want and Zach was pushing for the Dick's to be nominated. Eric didn't like that and saw right though Zach's strategy and basically made sure Zach got nominated through Jessica.

Zach also stated in his HOH meeting that he is no longer afraid to stand up to Dick and will fight with Dick if need be. YEAH! After Zach had left the HOH Daniele came up and started trashing Zach in hopes he would go up on the block, which he did. Dick and Daniele were also upset as they knew Zach was in the HOH room selling them out and plan to vote him out this week if he stays on the block. They are both "done" with him.

Eric is now the new Dick as he forever and a day bitches and moans about Jen even though she's out of the house. Eric made some idiotic comment that Jen is probably used to men telling her she's "hot" and how the guys in the house thought she was "disgusting". PLEASE YOU PRICK, you'd drop to your knees if she were to give her body to you. IDIOT.

There was no Food Comp today but their 1st Luxury Comp! It was guys vs girls and the ladies won. They all had a timed shopping spree in the living room. Jessica ended up keeping the upper half of a male manniquen. CREEPY!

After nominations and Zach and Amber were put on the block, well Amber went to her bed to cry. She felt betrayed by Jessica and official proof that their "group" is over and that Jessica truely is a bigger BITCH than Carol ever was. I say BITCH because why would 2 idiots team up with the Dick's when they WILL beat you and most likely will be the final 2 putting both Eric and Jessica in the jury house.

Later Dick has told Amber that Zach is the target this week. Good news for Amber as God as told her that she and Jameka will be the final 2. Jessica is also wanting Zach out if he doesn't come off the block with POV because she feels Zach will hold this against her until the day she "dies".

House Update: What the fuck? Outside Amber is praying to God asking for help in the game because this is the 3rd time she's been on the block and she wants the money for her "family". Amber finishes up praying and heads inside moving past the rest of the house playing Beer Pong in the dining room. She heads straight for the bed and says "I can't" deal with these fake people.

Upstairs in the HOH room Jameka is sitting against the HOH bed crying and PRAYING to God as well. So GOD is getting 2 players in this game asking for his help but in the end GOD can only choose one to win. Who will he choose?

11:08pm . Jessica heads upstairs and walks in on Jameka praying on the floor near the left side of the bed. 2nd MOST FUNNIEST moment of the season! Jessica doesn't know how to react. "What's wrong?" and "What are you doing?" comes out of Jessica. Jameka mutters "I'm praying" to which Jessica asks again "what?" Then Jessica does ask if Jameka wants to be left alone and she doesn't want to be. She wants a hug so Jessica FUCKING gives it to her HARD!

It seems one of Jessica's CD selection songs got Jameka going. Then Jessica says something brillant! "Even though I don't talk about it in here alot, I'm way into church too." says Jessica.

Minutes later the crying ends and game talk begins. Jameka says she wants to play for POV and me thinks Jessica wants Jameka to play so that she can backdoor Daniele. Jessica does tell Jameka that Zach wants to pick Eric if "houseguest choice" is picked by him. Jessica also says "I don't care who plays".

I can't believe how safe Jessica's cunt is in the house. HOLY FUCK!

House Update: Eric and Jessica talk about the possibility of either Amber or Zach coming off with POV and who to put up. They say they could put up one of the Dick's or put up Jameka and tell her she's not their "original target" and that "she'll understand". MY ASS SHE'LL UNDERSTAND! Eric is putting Jessica into a hated position in the game if she continues to do EXACTLY what ErPrick wants.

Jessica also seems bothered by Jen's comments about Eric possibly cheating on his girlfriend in the house or the idea of Eric "using" Jessica to further himself in the game. She has no choice but to trust Eric in this game at this stage of the game. Jessica and Eric also sleep in the same HOH bed but nothing happens... as usual.

OHHH, as the housguests awake Amber tells Jameka that she is FULLY AWARE that Eric IS CONTROLING JESSICA! That Eric is making all the decisions, well then BITCH, go tell her and OPEN HER FUCKING EYES!

POV players have been selected and everyone is playing... except DICK! This means if Daniele is out then there is a 50 percent chance that one of the Dick's WILL BE BACKDOORED this week! Yeah! Basically if Jameka, Amber or Zach wins, one of the Dick's will be backdoored. If Eric, Jessica and Daniele win, Zach goes home. Dick is hosting the POV comp.

11:36am . Amber is talking with Jameka in the big bed bedroom talking about next week that Amber WILL win HOH and how she knows she's been saying she will win for 2 weeks but "IT'S COMING".

Amber wants to put up Eric and Jessica, if one comes off with POV to put up Dick assuming they win POV today and backdoor Daniele this week. Now Jameka quiz each other over the last 8 weeks of competitions in case the answers are about the comps.

2:36pm . Jameka is in the HOH room waiting to talk to Jessica who's showering. Zach is eating in the kitchen looking depressed. Dick and Daniele are on a happy orgasm ride, Daniele the happiest. Amber is in the Diary Room probably crying. And that's everyone. Oh Wait!

ErPrick is in the shower and he won FUCKING POV! I figured he would win. It seems the POV was physical and answering questions. Dick is comparing it to last year's Janelle vs James doll POV that got so physical James was in the Diary Room bitching and moaning about Janelle cheating and scratching her.

It seems Amber is PISSED OFF because Daniele pushed her during the POV and Daniele jokes that she slapped Zach. It was pretty much the same comp from last year's All Star comp. Dick was even saying it was the same "volcano" used last year. The houseguests were also told that they were not allowed to touch each other this year.

IT'S OFFICIAL. Eric has won POV. Jessica is in the HOH room saying Eric won it and that the nominations will stay the same unless Eric comes up with a different plan and then use it.

Here's my theory. The producers are telling Eric that this fucked up alliance with him, Jessica, Dick and Daniele mirror last year's All Star foursome of Erika, Janelle, Will and Mike and that the public wants it. This explains why Eric is so hardcore on Jessica about keeping this alliance of four intact until the end. I also feel that when Eric told Jessica some nights ago that he thinks America "loves" our alliance and probably thinks it's the "best" of any season that he was told by the producers that this was in fact true.

I can also see that producers of the show telling Eric the answers of the POV comp so that he can win and make sure this week that Dick or Daniele are not backdoored. The night before Jessica and Jameka had talked about the idea of backdooring Daniele so what do you know, America's FIXED Player wins POV. I'm sure this is just another example of the producers stepping in, made sure their "player" wins so that the PRODUCERS control the game and the actual houseguests do not control the game. ASSHOLES.

This mirrors last week when Jen was given the penalty nomination and Dick & Zach talked about voting out Jameka this week, giving Amber HOH this week, evicting Jen this week, and then voting out Amber the following week, well when the show heard about Dick's and Zach's nearly flawless plan they changed Jen's penalty nomination for this week and gave her a penalty vote for last week when she was evicted 6 to 0. Just another example of the producers fixing their own show. As Julie Chen would say "A 3 month POWER STRUGGLE"... my ass! More like 3 month PRODUCERS STRUGGLE.

House Update: It seems Amber is now being targeted for eviction by the 3 people who control the game. Eric, Dick and Daniele. It is up to them as to whoever will leave the house. They control the votes. Yes they talk about being sick and tired of Zach but for some unknown reason they think Amber is a "threat" and want her out.

When and if America's Choice vote is done this week Amber's name will be Eric's vote and he will convince the Dick's to get out Amber so he can win more money for himself. I believe every 5 tasks complete Eric gets 10,000 dollars. It was nice knowing you Amber! Now GET OUT!

Also Amber tells most of the house in the small bed bedroom about the time Dustin got "so mad at me" for calling Dustin a "faggot". Amber thinks she can use the word in a jokingly way saying "you little fag... you little faggot". Dustin had tried to tell Amber there is a BIG difference between the 2 words whereas Amber feels both words mean the same thing... if so BITCH then why use one word and not the other all the time. BITCH. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE.

And then this happens...

10:40pm . Daniele is sitting at the kitchen counter watching Jameka and Amber clean the kitchen. Zach walks over and asks her if she wants to play chess upstairs. She looks at him with a fake smile and says something about "shunning" him. She tries to laugh it off but keeps telling him "you have been shunned". Zack says "What does that mean?"

She walks outside where her Dad is continuing to build up cancer in his body and she says "I can't stand these people. I'm back at that point. I could stand them for awhile but now I need a break". Dick starts in with "all the butt kissing" which leads a predictable Daniele to SHREEK "OH MY GAWD".

Next they talk about this week's upcoming HOH comp will most likely be questions about the house and/or dates of events in the house. Both Dick and Daniele feel they suck at those types of competitions and Daniele expects Eric will win it BUT HE WON'T. He'll throw it like he always does. They both talk already as if Zach will be playing Thursday meaning Amber is the one to go this week. They say that Jameka needs to be targeted next week.

Daniele is now talking about how "weird" Amber is about how Amber was holding a "rat" like a baby and treating it like a baby. HEY BITCH, Jessica, Amber, Jameka were joking around earlier about Jessica having a "rat" baby and treating it like a baby upstairs in the HOH room so Amber continued the joke downstairs... DUMB BITCH. Daniele ALWAYS thinks of herself as someone better than everyone in the house. And if you're wondering the "rat" toy came from today's POV competition.

Inside Jessica is having blonde-ish fun with the camera as she sits in the staircase. The "rat" is on the staircase.

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August 22, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Eight Part 2

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

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Day 55

House Update: Dick and Daniele GOT into it again! Dick is upset about Daniele making a deal with Amber thus keeping her safe but not him. It seems he found out through Eric who found out by Jameka who was told by Amber who told Daniele that she was willing to do a deal. He's calling Daniele "selfish" now, which it is but come on, she's an immature 21 years old, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!?!

FUNNY. Both try to insult each other with "Dad of the year!" and "Daughter of the year!" Dick once again throws Daniele's fucked up family relationships in her face and she yells, YELLS for him to GET OUT! Being a dramatic whore that Dick is he grabs his stuff out of the HOH room and throws it over the 2nd floor rail. Man oh man, I can just feel the love between these 2.

1:03am . Daniele comes downstairs to the kitchen where Jameka, Jen, and Jessica are all hanging out. Jen mentions something about the bandana Daniele is wearing on her head that it belongs to Amber which Daniele corrects her saying it is Nick's.

Jen goes to sleep and says "good night" to everyone. Everyone says good night but once Jen is out of sight Daniele is the FIRST to say "Ohhh my GAWD". She keeps saying this to get the girls attention and how Jen's comment about her bandana irritates her. I'M TELLING YOU, NOTHING Jen does goes over with these people.

Now Daniele is happy that today's vote will be the 1st 6 to 0 vote with no "hinky vote" and that Jen will be the person to get a something to 0 vote. Daniele won't stop making fun of Jen and what's going to happen. Jessica starts in with some gentle Jen bashing while Jameka just says "mmmhmmm" alot and just agrees.

Jessica leaves Jameka and Daniele alone. Jameka asks if Daniele is "nervous" tomorrow and she says she really hasn't thought about it. A comment like that just shows Jameka that Daniele feels safe next week... maybe too safe.

Daniele is back to trashing Jen when Jen tries to come around and laugh with people. Daniele says that everyone hates you and to not come around. Jameka says the things Jen does doesn't really bother her, well except for Jen's comment last night that led Jameka to trap herself in the storage room to calm down from anger. Daniele just loves being the petty little TWAT she is by always bringing up Jen and how Jen is this and how Jen is that.

1:27am . Dick comes into the kitchen as Jameka leaves. It seems Dick is trying to ONCE AGAIN apologize saying he wants to make things right when just minutes ago outside he talked about this relationship with her being done with for the show's sake and picked up afterwards when the show is over.

It's time folks for the BROKEN RECORD apology from Dick "You'll mean more to me than you'll ever know". I'm trying not to be rude but come on, they put themselves and their problems on TV. Anyways at least Dick is trying to be a good father and being the "better man" at least for once and trying ONCE AGAIN to re-open the lines of communication.

Just as Daniele starts to open up here comes Jameka who passes through the kitchen. Dick says the problem is how they talk to each other and "one thing" Dick said is how he brings her relationship with her brother, her mother's ex husband- Dick interrupts by saying "it's a pattern".

Dick says she's different from everyone and how Vincent and Dick are the same and that's why they get along. Dick tries to tell her why her relationships are not as great with certain family members and she just reacts with "Oh My GAWD". Dick says that Daniele "doesn't take any responsiblity" for their relationship "breaking up" or any of her relationships with her family members she doesn't talk.

Just like how Jen can't win with these houseguests in making a personal connection with them, well Dick just can't fucking win when it comes to trying to mend him and his daughter's broken relationship.

Daniele is again the first to leave. She says "I can't do this" and gets up to go upstairs. He then says "you always quit". And they start arguing from the staircase and him standing near the table counter. They both say their last comments. Daniele says "get over yourself".

Another night where Dick and Daniele's relationship remains a shattered heart. Dick goes to bed and then farts as he settles in. Daniele turns off the HOH lights and gets into her bed. Amber heads upstairs awake from hearing their fight. She heads upstairs and gives Daniele a big heartfelt hug.

Daniele has a good cry on Amber's shoulders while they stand in the HOH room. Amber keeps saying "you're a good person". Daniele lets Amber in starts explaining her most recent fights with her Dad that started with him accusing her of making a deal with Amber and not including him. How her Dad got personal and tried to make her at fault for all her broken family relationships.

Amber asks Daniele "Do you want him out of here?" Daniele says "strategically no because it doesn't help me in the game at all to get rid of him". She says he's done stuff to her in the past that she won't bring up on TV and how is she suppose to forget all that and start over.

Amber goes into her MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER mode and tries to give her good advice. She basically wants Daniele to go to her Dad and tell him that they need to leave their personal stuff out of the game and just play as a pair and continue into the game. YEAH RIGHT, like that is going to happen!

Man Amber's bullshit speech is still going on about how Daniele should handle this and what she should say EXACTLY word for word. I'm waiting for Daniele to flip out on Amber and yell at her to get out but she hasn't yet.

Then Daniele says out of nowhere "I'll be happier when Jen leaves" and Daniele CLAIMS Jen is making comments about Nick and how Daniele is "so over her" yet she can't stop talking about Jen. Daniele now CLAIMS she isn't a "catty person" and that Jen is and how she can't deal with "catty people". Amber says Jen "has a lot of growing up to do". WHAT?!?!?! This coming from Amber?!?!?

Amber says Jen is "sad". FUNNY, again, this coming from Amber. Both agree how Jen being gone will "set a nice tone in the house". MY ASS! I can't wait for the house to find a new douche bag to start going after... the "New Jen" or "Jen 2.0".

POWER OF 10 slip up?!?! Daniele and Amber are briefly talking about their trip outside the house. Daniele asks Amber "How was it seeing your cousin?". Now the way Power of 10 is played both Daniele and Amber will come out on the stage, play against each other because only 1 can play Power of 10! When that one person wins they bring out a family member or close friend to play along with the player. Does this mean Amber wins against Daniele in the first round to then play for 10 million dollars?

I'm betting Amber fucks up on the first question because once you get a wrong question, the game is over. If she answered one question correctly then she can only win 10,000 dollars which seems like what happened. I highly doubt Amber won 100,000 dollars answer 2 questions right.

Next the subject of discussion is Zach. Daniele says Zach thinks he's the mastermind of the game and thinks he knows everything that is going on. "And p.s., he's 30 and I think he's 15" says Daniele. Daniele now laughs how "obsessed" Zach is with Jessica and Nick. Amber says everyone loves Jessica, even you and your Dad.

Daniele says Jessica is "okay" and how Dad thinks Jessica is great because they had a great first day and he always remembers that. They both get on Jessica's case about not cleaning on Thursdays and how she sits on the couch watching people clean. Amber says Eric isn't "cute" to her at all and Daniele jokes around how "sexy" Eric is but then describes Eric's looks with "ewww".

WOW, Daniele says she feels bad that Jen is getting backdoored, actually she feels bad for all the people who were backdoored this season. WOW. Then they get back on how "proud" Jen is about eating food this week and how Kail will be upset outside of the house because of it, something about that POV was the won that sent Kail home. WHATEVER, there can only be 2 left at the end, boo fucking hoo.

Daniele says she wants to "hit it out of her hand" when Jen eats all day. She's also pissed that "nothing is happening to her" other than the penalty vote. Amber thinks Jen is "ruining her reputation"... HA, this coming from Anti Jew/New York loving Amber!

3:35am . Dick is talking to himself in the backyard. He says that Daniele is getting "a bit cocky" and that she's "screwing everything up" and something about "nothing after this". Minutes later he goes inside and Amber and Daniele are upstairs watching him. Amber is afraid to go downstairs and get shit from Dick.

Daniele then gives Jen credit for making good banana bread and how she wants to go downstairs to have some. Now they both talk about how Jen has a "smile on her face" and how she's "so proud of herself" when everyone was ripping her last night. Daniele mocks Jen's quotes and Amber doesn't believe Jen didn't read the rules book for unimportant things.

Amber says she can't wait for the wrap party and to see the show. Daniele ASSUMES Dustin will be "depressed" when Jen walks into the sequester house. Amber asks "who's going next week" to which Daniele doesn't answer. Daniele now acts like there's fear of her leaving soon and to a house where Dustin and Zach are in there before her.

Both agree to go downstairs to get some of Jen's banana bread before the "fattys" get to it to which Daniele means "Jen". Amber cuts a piece to save when she can eat later tonight. Daniele keeps taking jabs at Jen and how this will be the last one Jen will make in the house.

Jameka gets up and waddles into the kitchen. Daniele makes small talk and heads back upstairs to "pee" and tells Jameka she will be back down. Amber is now in the Diary Room. Jameka makes herself a drink. EXCITING STUFF HERE! Edge of your seat drama!

Day 52

House Update: Sometimes just after midnight Eric got his "Woobie" aka his America's Choice stuffed animal that is suppose to be his childhood toy that he is going to give to someone in the house... I'm betting it will be Jessica. He had it in his shorts when he came out of the Diary Room and then quickly hid it when he got back to his bed/suitcase area. He has yet to give it to anyone in the house.

12:47am . Eric and Jessica are talking at the kitchen counter stools, playfully pathetically flirting. Eric thinks everyone watching and everyone in the house is "rooting for them". Jessica complains about having nothing to do in the house and wishes she won that POV trip that is suppose to take Daniele and Amber out of the house.

Earlier tonight Eric and Jameka had a little meeting in the small bed bedroom. Eric has told Jameka that she WILL stay because she will have his vote, Jessica and Amber's once Amber comes off the block. I'm guessing Eric already knows Amber is coming off the block from his conversation from even earlier tonight. He also tells Jameka that she isn't the "target" this week.

Now get this. Even earlier tonight Zach and Eric talked in the gym about how Zach is "floating" to which side has the power and that he can win the game against Dick but not Daniele. So what does Eric do, he TELLS Jameka! If only she can hand deliver this piece of information to Daniele. Shit, get someone up on the block that isn't Jen for HOLY SAKES!

2:01am . Daniele and Zach are talking in the HOH room. She just asked him if her dad and Eric were up on the block who would he HONESTLY vote out. Zach takes a few seconds to answer and then "honestly" says "Eric". Then he said something about "my dad" to which Daniele started laughing. Zach is back to being good ol' creepy Zach by calling Dick "my dad".

They also hope for a Double Eviction, Daniele the most because she hopes it would a risk she's willing to take to "get these jerk offs out of here... quicker". Does Daniele fucking LOVE ANYONE IN THE HOUSE? Everytime Zach talks about how he's "playing this game" with stragety and how he's working on some reality game for PC... Daniele makes fun of whatever he says. And when Zach tries to list all the wacky stuff he's done in the house Daniele corrects him by saying "Eric is a few one up on you".

Zach invites Daniele to "hang out at my apartment because I won't be there". Creeeepy! Zach wanted Amber out this week but Daniele corrects him saying Jen will be the one walking into the sequester house. Daniele says "you know almost all these people here are freaking fucking fake". Daniele now says that if Dustin talks to her in sequester she will tell him to "shut the fuck up and leave me alone" since she doesn't have to worry about winning the game anymore.

They both suspect sequester is in Mexico but if they remember the last 2 seasons sequester has been in the United States twice now.

2:24am . Oh now this is just sad. Jen and Jessica are using body paint to decorate Eric's underage body as a birthday cardish thing for Daniele. How sad because Jen is writing the actual "Happy Bday Daniele" part and is having fun writing it. She has no idea, well some, that she is going on the block later today.

Soon everyone gets involved painting Eric's body. Dick, Daniele, Zach. Jameka and Amber keep to themselves as they are most likely talking game or farting from eating slop. At one point it gets immature kindergarten style antics when Zach starts painting over other people's work and both Jen and Daniele jump on his back. Jen threatens to "fire" him and he gets defensive but then stops when Daniele and Eric tell him to stop "fucking it up".

Eric is done, his entire body is covered, legs, arms, back, front and face. He waddles over to the gym to see their work. Jen is reading all the stuff, "Fluffer", "I miss the touch of a man", "Period blood" to which Eric gives a gross face to the mirror, "I love cock", "Jess loves Zach", "Suck me", "I Love Dick", "Girls = Yuck", "Crust", "Dustin Come Back", "Julie Chen", "I Love Jess", "1 5 3", "Suck me now", "I love Boobs", "Sexy Slut", "Loser", "Jenius"... among other things.

Minutes later Zach starts saying things to piss off Jessica. At one point she asks "are you trying to make me mad Zach?" It seems Zach is getting on Jessica because she says there's certain things she won't say in the Diary Room and Zach says something about how she doesn't "walk the walk"... I don't know, Zach is just pure annoying and Jessica is getting short with him.

And with all the body painting stuff going on I've missed that Amber is telling Jameka that if she wins HOH next week that she will put up Jessica and Eric, as I figured, and then BACKDOOR ZACH! Are you fucking kidding me? But maybe that's all she has to work with since she fucking swore yet again on her daughter's life that she wouldn't put up Daniele and possibly her father as well. Ohhh Amber.

3:19am . Jessica, Amber and Jameka are in the small bed bedroom. Jameka looks at Jessica and tells her that it looks as if Jessica misses their "late night" eating sessions. Jessica says she does. I'm guessing Jameka said this because the 2 have written off Jessica for doing what she did to Dustin or maybe it is because the are both on slop and don't want to watch Jessica eat real food.

3:29am . Outside Dick and Daniele are talking about what Daniele should say to Jen when she puts her up tomorrow. Dick starts in with his "you lied" rant that I'm betting Daniele won't use because this BITCH really needs to think of getting Jen's vote in the jury. All she has to say to Jen is I believe you to my biggest threat in the house. Don't bash Jen down while she's on the block because if she's going to sequester she's going to go pissed off at Daniele when you want her to look at you in some kind of good light.

Dick says "tell her you know you can't trust her. she doesn't care about the money and only here for the experience". He's on bashing Jen rant and then Daniele gets up to go talk to Jessica. Inside Jen passes Daniele and tells her that BB told them to get the paint off. We get Trivia on the feeds as they try to cut off Jen's explaination as to why Eric has to wash everything off.

Daniele asks something to Jessica but I didn't catch it. She then tells Jessica it is because she's trying to figure out what to say tomorrow to Jen.

House Update: Eric has given his Woobie stuffed animal to Jessica who America picked Eric to give it to. Later he went to the bathroom and said he banked 30,000 dollars. Really? For one fucking task he banked 30,000 bucks?

He did it during the darkened hours of the night. He told Jessica that his mom got it for him and how it was "attached to his hip" when he was 5 years old. Jessica was just like "awwww". Eric says Woobie was his "good luck" thing and was there for his 1st day of school. He says he slept with for "god knows how many years".

He says since Jessica was in a bad mood because of Zach that he's going to give it to her. She likes him and takes him from Eric. It's obviously a new stuff animal and Eric says "it still smells good after all these years". Then he says "for an old dog he holds up pretty well" meaning after YEARS of abuse he's still okay. Eric was pathetically cute about it all and completed his task.

House Update: Daniele has officially backstabbed the girls she claimed to have her back in this game... of course Jen was ready to backstab as well but oh well. Jen is on the block and Amber is SAVED because God said it was so.

Jameka mentions to Amber that Eric mentioned to her that whichever of the 2 stayed on the block that they have the votes to stay in the game. Jameka will supposely have Amber's, Jessica's and Eric's vote. There are only 5 people voting this week and little do they know that America can either vote for Jen to stay or leave. So really Jameka only has 2 votes to stay this week.

Today is also Daniele's official birthday. After the POV ceremony Jen has already threatened both Dick's that if either is on the final 2 chairs that Jen WILL NOT vote for them to win. I knew this would happen. Dick gets mean and says something about Jen being "bitter" but then gave good advice saying that she should try to fight to stay like he did instead of being a "bitter bitch".

At one point CATTY HIGH SCHOOL BITCH JESSICA makes a joke about who Jen will fuck in the house to get their vote to stay this week. Eric? Dick? Zach? Eric and Dick are there when Jessica says this and Eric mentions that Jen will be coming after him for a vote to which Jessica responds in her typical catty joking way about how she WON'T be hanging around Eric.

OH I wish America would vote out Jameka since she's part of the Nerd Herd 2.0. Forget World Peace... SAVE JEN!

Minutes Later outside Dick tells Eric and Jessica that Amber KNEW she was coming off the block because Amber made a DEAL with Daniele. Eric can only be fearful as he and Jessica will go on the block once Amber wins HOH... or if she wins HOH this Thursday. Piss in your pants scared America's Prick!

2:49pm . Jen comes into the bathroom in a somewhat happy mood. She wonders what the house is going to do when both Amber and Daniele leave for their trip outside of the house.

Jen leaves and Eric comes into the bathroom to whisper to them how "it is such a good scenerio" for one of them to come off the block and for Jen to go on the block. He's already acting as if they are both staying no matter what this week.

And then Zach continues to bug people in the house... as seen in this wonderful clip just below.

But come on, Eric's an idiot for that because it just makes Zach want to put up Eric and Jessica next week if he gets HOH.

Day 52 [Part 2]

House Update: Daniele and Amber have left for their trip they won during the POV comp. They are leaving the Big Brother compound and most likely having shits and giggles somewhere on a CBS owned lot cross promotioning some other crappy show. Maybe some crappy walk on role for some comedy pilot. Boring!

7:55pm . Back at the house Jen is getting crap from Dick again. I believe he yelled at her about being a "bitch" again. Jen is already packing her bags and hiding trash bags of her stuff around the house, most likely afriad Dick will get her stuff and do things to them.

This is Jen's 4th or 5th time on the block, she's on slop, everyone seems to be highly annoyed by her, even Jameka and Amber... She just can't win with these people. It is just non stop bashing when she's not around and kinda bashing to her face when she's around. Jen is getting to her breaking point. Not emotionally but talking about eating food even though she's on the block, not wanting to stay in sequester if she goes...

Jen even went outside and interrupted Zach, Eric, Jameka, Jessica and Dick and their bashing of Jen. She made it known that she was going to eat Turkey Burgers and Jameka tried to get her to not do it but she says she doesn't care. Dick once again tries to talk down to Jen in his Dickless ways until he finally just says "do whatever you want".

Eric was woken up minutes ago by Jen who was SUPPOSELY slamming drawers and being loud when she was packing her stuff. OH DEAR GAWD, how dare anyone live in a house while Eric is sleeping DURING THE FUCKING DAY.

Eric then went inside with Jessica and wanted Jen to DOR or eat the turkey burgers and how he will help her throw her trash bags out the front door. Eric is just viscious when he doesn't have to be. Man oh man I wish was sitting on the couch and turn to him and tell him to "shut the fuck up".

Eric will have his day soon. I also notice what Jameka is doing. She's jumping on the bandwagon of trashing Jen in hopes that everyone will hate Jen enough to vote her out and not see Jameka as a threat when it comes to the final 2. Hopefully people will keep Jen so that she will go after Daniele and Dick now and use this week as their chance to get Jameka out. I would so love another HOH where Daniele doesn't get her way.

8:17pm . Jen just did something that Dick is going to flip the fuck out over. Basically Dick has been taking verbal jabs at her non fucking stop. So what does Jen do while they are all outside. She HEADS RIGHT FOR DICK'S cartons of cigraettes!

She takes them to the storage room, starts ripping them up, stomps on them, pours bleach on them, throws them in the garbage can. Outside the camera zooms in on Dick's last pack of cigarettes and Dick doesn't realize he's out now. Thank you to Mtlgrl4evr for the video! Love the part when she tells BB "one second please" just as she finishes destroying those smokes.

Big Brother calls Jen and she goes into the Diary Room. Outside Dick thought she maybe ate some of the turkey burger she was making when they called her into the Diary Room. Of course Eric made his usual comments how people will be "upset" with Jen... WHY you douche bag?

Back outside Dick says "Jen you arrogant whore. What do you think you're doing?". Eric starts joking about "Jen's greatest moments" and detailing her "camel toe" in week 2, when Dick dumped the tea on her head... When Jen is out of the house I'm curious who the next person everyone will start trashing... Amber... no. I select ZACH!

Everyone, well mostly the boys, is back on bashing Jen outside about her career, he getting sued by the show, being blacklisted... it's really pathetic. Later Dick and Zach come inside and start looking at the all the empty drawers Jen took up. They are all empty because she put all her stuff in white trash bags and hid them around the house. She even hid one behind the sofa chair in the bathroom.

Let me tell you there WILL be fights tonight between Jen and Dick. Daniele and Amber are still outside of the compound on their getaway trip. Dick still doesn't suspect a thing.

8:45pm . DICK discovers his cigarettes are MISSING! He's moving all over the house looking for them. He yells "That fucking bitch!". Dick grabs her trash bags of stuff and takes them up to the HOH room. He passes Jameka who laughs and says "oh dear".

Dick can't seem to take abuse to his stuff as he walks around wearing a shirt he stole from Dustin. DICK IS PISSED. Just another example that this MALE CUNT can dish it out but can't take it.

9:08pm . Dick is packing all his stuff now in his Big Brother bag in fear that Jen will take it and hide them as he has hidden her stuff up in the HOH room. Oh boy I can't wait for Daniele to return to this house nightmare.

Jen walks outside with a turkey burger, an apple and starts EATING! She's emotionally upset and pissed that BB returned his cigarettes she destroyed. She CLAIMS she was told before the show that she could destroy cigarettes and now they are telling her she can't. She also calls out Eric's alliance with Jessica, Dick and Daniele.

Meanwhile Dick is packing all his stuff and heading upstairs to the HOH room, he has taken all his stuff and moved upstairs. Eric leaves Jen on the couch outside and joins Jessica in the hot tub. Zach comes outside and starts finding out what happened.

9:27pm . Jen and Dick are going at it outside while Jameka watches from the backyard couch, Eric, Jessica and Zach are on the hot tub. Then things get physical.

Later Jen is inside crying and comes back out to see Dick and the rest of the gang outside. They start arguing like they did during the first few weeks. Dick tries to emotionally attack her outside the house while Jen tries to defend herself and tell Dick no one likes him either in the house. Dick keeps telling Jen to go away and she doesn't. She sits down after a few good minutes of fighting and Dick is the one to finally get up and leave having his last word before the door closes.

This is funny because Dick and Daniele always made fun of Dustin doing the EXACT same thing and here Dick does it. Dick escapes up to the HOH room and listens to the CD. Jen apparently won whatever immature fight they were having and Dick has escaped from the group.

Jen is now outside enjoying herself as she continues to eat her apple. "Well at least it wasn't boring" says Jen to Jameka.

9:39pm . Dick heads downstairs and goes for the Diary Room and then a Diary Room audio leak is heard of Dick saying "I have issues". Outside Jen is talking to Jessica and Eric about their deal with the Dick's but nothing really important.

Meanwhile Dick comes out and tells Jen that they are replacing his cigarettes, all of them. He then blows a... oh my gawd... he blows a "raspberry" at Jen. You know, what 5 year old's do when they want to get the better of someone else. A FUCKING RASPBERRY. Dick is going to be talking about this night for the rest of the fucking game. ANOTHER broken record for Dick.

Here's what I'm hoping happens. Eric takes this chance to get people to keep in Jen. If not then I'd love to see who will be the next target of the house's bashing antics. I'm thinking Zach will be the one to get all the shit on him soon because Amber and Jameka are keeping to themselves and not really doing anything to get on people's nerves. Zach is.

10:03pm . Jen as informed people that next week if she stays in the house that she will have a penalty nomination and that she either can not compete for POV or if she wins it she can't use it on herself. She continues to eat and not give a fuck.

Dick starts in on her again about whatever he thinks is a valid point. Jen is wondering if she is the first person to ever get a penalty nomination on Big Brother USA before. She is. Inside Jameka is doing the dishes talking about how "ridiculous" it is in this house.

Now Dick gets ready to go into the pool and talks about how this is the HAPPIEST he has been in a long time. "I'm so happy". Dick is being highly annoying gloating how he thinks he won this fight between him and Jen. Dick now says he is having a "more exciting night" than Amber and Daniele.

PLEASE DOR Jen... 2 months from now no one will give a shit if you quit the game... LIFE WILL GO ON and Dick will be the new target of the house come next week if the Dick's are no longer in power.

Day 53

12:00am . Eric and Jessica talk in the hammock. Of course Eric is thinking Jen is nuts because of her actions tonigth whereas Jessica sees Jen reaching her "breaking point" with Dick. That Dick pushed her to that breaking point.

Eric now suggests the possibility of going against the Dick's starting NEXT WEEK! He says we could either just go to the final four and "may the best person win" or we pick them off first or they pick us off first. Jessica says if she wins HOH again that she will at least nominate one of them. Eric also suggests Dick is "stupider" than Daniele.

Over on the backyard couches Zach and Dick talk about Jen eating while being on slop and her penalty is being on the block next week and she can't compete for POV. They both agree this would be the perfect time to get out Jameka and get rid of Jen next week. FUCK YEAH!

One has to wonder if Jen planned this whole penalty nomination so that she wouldn't go this week. Earlier tonight she was reading the official Big Brother handbook but then again she was highly emotional and I doubt she is that good of an actress. I can't picture Jen planning this big move.

House Update: Zach and Dick have come up with their "brillant" plan on what to do the next few weeks. It actually could work, that is if everyone and I mean EVERYONE agrees to it. Which I doubt it.

Dick and Zach want to throw HOH to Amber next week and make her nominate whoever she wants. They control the votes and since Jen has a penalty nomination she is on the block. They will vote out Jen making Amber's week as HOH useless. Then the following week Amber can't participate and will be put up on the block. They once again control the votes and will vote out Amber, hoping she doesn't win POV.

When Amber is out then it is the final 5. Now Zach would choose the Dick's to pair up from here on out because he knows he could win against each, maybe even Daniele because let's face it, the jury will be super bitter. It could work. Damn it, it just very well could work!

After Dick shouted in old man glee about this plan he got up to go inside leaving Zach alone. Zach then said to himself "Sorry Dick but you didn't come up with that idea. You can think you're the mastermind. You're going to get work, I'm going to take you to the end and I'm going to kick your ass". WOW! GO ZACH! Hey, anyone who wants to use Dick is fine by me!

2:33am . Dick laughs himself to sleep in the HOH room. He's still shocked how simple the plan is for the next 2 or 3 weeks. Little does he know that Eric or Jessica will play for HOH and not just throw it, at least I would hope they wouldn't throw it. Dick then says "What a fuckin nut case. [laughs] Thank you for having HOH Daniele, hope you're having fun baby. I had fun tonight."

In another part of the house Eric masturbated... AGAIN. So far 2 nights in a row. America's Prick is playing with his Dick.

House Update: The entire house, including Jameka, is turning against Jen and her choices in the game. Zach is jumping on Jen for being a "cheater" and Jessica suggests no one talk to her, others suggest to punch her in the face when she talks... I mean COME THE FUCK ON, she ate food, she's playing the game as dirty as Dick is playing the game. Yet these house of idiots CHOOSE to overlook Dick's antics and only focus on Jen's.

Today new punishment was handed to Jen for eating food while she was on slop. She now gets a vote cast against by BIG BROTHER meaning this week's vote could be 6 to 0 instead of 5 houseguests to 0. Poor Jen.

Zach and Eric both are all about how they hate "cheaters" because Jen continues to eat food while she walks around the house. Eric even felt the need to call her out as Jen feels "proud" about all this. At one point Dick and Eric both jumped all over Jen for whatever reason they felt they needed to. Something about taking Kail's place,

Daniele and Amber have yet to return to from their overnight getaway trip. The house just CAN'T WAIT to inform them both on what happened and how Dick PROCLAIMS "I didn't start it" which he did.

Later Jen goes into the kitchen and tells Zach, Eric and Jessica that NOW she's going to vote for the Dick's because "they played us all" WHICH THEY DID! Eric of course gets upset and says for her to shut up, that he doesn't care- WHICH HE DOES and for Jen not to THREATEN "us" when he THREATENED her last week while Dustin was up for eviction.

3:01pm . Jen is sitting alone on the hammock eating a bowl of something, maybe slop, by herself, isolated by the rest of the house. Awwwwww! But then again you wouldn't know how you would react 8 weeks after living with Dick's verbal antics, smoking antics, whatever antics you can think of that may or may not bother you.

Dick is outside playing his BROKEN RECORD about how Jen needs to leave and Thursday can't come sooner enough. Always a BROKEN RECORD Dick!

House Update: Jen and Dick occasionally got at it. He treats her with no respect and she treats him with no respect. Daniele and Amber have yet to return to the Big Brother house and Jameka is getting alone with everyone... including Dick. And that's about it. No one is backstabbing anyone. Everyone is jumping on Jen throughout the day. Dick is waiting for Daniele to return to tell HIS SIDE of the story and Jen remains on her own until she's evicted Thursday.

10:58pm . Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! Eric and the rest of the house go over to the closed round bed bedroom, put some of thing against the door and BB tells them to stop it. Whatever is by the door is left there by everyone, INCLUDING JAMEKA. Seconds later they all flee and Jessica walks by the closed door with whatever is in front of it and doesn't move it. I'm only guessing it is something for Jen to stub her toe on when she walks out of the room. FUCKING Cunts in the house with no spine to stand up against Dick and Eric and their immature antics.

Ahhhh! Eric just told us viewers that they put a "door stop" in front of Jen's door so that "she can't escape" and then we get the blue tunnel effect on the feeds as well as the tv's on the Showtime After Dark... BB is telling them to move it. Eric then WANTS to knock her door and see if Jen can come out with the door stop still there but being America's Player he removes it.

These DOUCHE BAGS are all in an uproar over Jen breaking the rules and walking around messing with the "intergrity" of the game but yet they'll ALL laugh when they find out Eric is AP and messes with the "intergrity" of the fucking game. Fucking one sided DOUCHE BAGS. Even Jameka, she really should be standing up for Jen but alas she's as "greedy" as the rest of the house and will do nothing to stand up for anyone in the game besides herself as to NOT ruin her chance of winning the money.

Now they bring out a Big Brother cake that has all their pictures on it. They seem to be edible stickers on the cake of their pictures and WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW, Dick pulls off the Jen's picture and puts it on the fridge as some kind of statement. Yet again Jameka sits there and says nothing. OUT OF THEM ALL I'd expect Jameka to say something but her greed sits there not wanting to be targeted for eviction.

Eric then uses a fork to start scraping people's sticker faces off the cake and says "I'm the only one left". As if Eric could win BIG BROTHER 8.

11:15pm . Dick has requested to go into the Diary Room and they won't let him. On the ShowTime After Dark show they switched over to an empty Diary Room. I suspect, along with the houseguests that Amber and Daniele are about to come back in.

Over in the kitchen Eric and Zach are slapping each other's hands, some kind of MAN game where you have to be able to take some guy's slap on the back of your hand. First person to let go loses. Zach and his powerful arms makes Eric squirm in pain but he laughs seconds afterwards. Eric is bleeding from Zach's hard slaps. Dick watches knowing that if he goes after Zach that he may need to watch what he says... as he did with Mike when he was still in the house.

Jen is now up and in the kitchen... EATING! Go Jen! Eat your heart out baby. FUCK THIS GAME and the bullshit Dick sliding scale that happens everyday.

Now back to Eric, one thing I've noticed is that Eric can be the PRICK he wants to in the house because if anyone hits him they are ejected from the game whereas in the real world he must really keep his mouth shut when insulting people to their face because anyone can take him out with one punch, FUCK a woman could knock him out cold with a back handed slap to the face.

All I want to see is Jameka grab Jen by the hand and pull her to the round bed bedroom to "talk it out". All the problems, her feelings, to let her emotions out if any and to let Jen know that whatever happens this week you've got a friend in me to talk to. But NO Jameka continues to be greedy as fuck and insulate herself along with the rest of the houseguests from Jen.

Jen says she thinks "they are back" based on sounds she heard while in the storage room. Jameka responds saying "I don't know".

11:27pm . Dick just makes a comment about Jen's face without makeup. But no one listens to him because Zach is calling "bullshit" and "liar" about the whole "woobie" situation and how it the dog came to be in the house. Dick heads outside and soon Zach follows. Both make fun of Jen without makeup and how "funny" it was to see Jen rip the sticker off the fridge of her face.

These two talk as if they are any better than Jen. WHATEVER. I just hate to see a woman gets this much bullshit from grown men, it's not high school, treat her like a human being. I don't know that Zach is even talking about making fun of Jen, this fucker has acne issues!

Zach is now trying to figure out what "provoked" Jen destroying Dick's smokes yesterday. What started it all and how "it doesn't make sense" if she's just up on the block. Zach keeps implying that Dick provoked her and that Jen didn't do what she did last night just because she wanted to. Whatever Dick says Zach is still trying to figure what happened to provoke her. Dick keeps saying he didn't do shit but he did, he took many many verbal jabs at her after she told him that she wasn't getting her vote. From that point on Dick went back into 2 year old mode and started insulting Jen.

Both now talk about how BB changed the punishment on Jen for eating food while being on slop. They took away her penalty nomination next week and gave her a penalty vote for eviction this week. They also say when they came up with their PERFECT PLAN last night that BB changed the punishment because it wasn't "fair" for Jameka this week.

OH GAWD, Zach says that there might be a time when he and Dick are "running around Hollywood" and they run into Jen. Dick CLAIMS Jen doesn't run in his "circle" but really, Zach and Dick hanging out... WHATEVER.

Day 54

Just minutes before Midnight both Amber and Daniele are laughing inside the Diary Room. Jen can hear them and says they are about to come out! Amber and Daniele are just behind the Diary Room door. Amber says she just heard Jen and thinks they are all waiting for them.

Minutes later they come out and get pathetic hugs from Jameka. Both ladies tell them they "swear they are not allowed to talk about it". Eric keeps asking "what is it". Both say you will find out in a few days and how they had to wear sunglasses and ear plugs when walking around New York City.

Jen wants to tell them what happened but ERIC keeps telling her not to spoil it and suggest they all go outside to talk about it... FUCKER let Jen do it as she pleases! Dick comes in with Zach and they all listen to them talking about flying on a private jet, sleeping in a hotel room, riding around in a limo, etc. But nothing of them playing for 10 million dollars on CBS's POWER OF TEN.

Jen now wants to go outside to talk and Dick tries exclude Jen from the chat. Dick is being an idiot and not letting her tell it and Dick gets into the story while Jen tells him to stop but he won't stop. Both Daniele and Amber say "what?"

Eric is the one to tell the story while Dick shuts his fucking mouth. At least Jen laughs about it all while Eric turns last night's highly emotional night into a comical event. Jen tries to talk about why she did certain things but Dick tells her "I don't remember you being a part of the conversation" and Jen ignores him and smiles and laughs. Dick keeps taking jabs at whatever Jen says.

Eric says Dick was sitting outside "calmly" and how Jen made it all up about Dick blowing smoke in her face but HE DID! Jen once again tries to explain herself but both Dick and Eric interrupt her and continue to talk. They explain that Jen gets a penalty vote this week.

Eric is LOVING calling out Jen on everything. Daniele says "its too much" and they both think it is a joke but it isn't. Dick keeps talking about what Jen did to his smokes and she FINALLY gets to explain herself about those. Jen says she doesn't like 2nd hand smoke and asked before the show if she could destroy cigraettes and she still CLAIMS they told her you could. I'm pretty sure someone did tell her she could when they shouldn't have said it.

Eric gets himself in a self appointed speech about how Jen "proudly" walked around eating food. Minutes later Dick thanks Daniele for leaving him the HOH key and she is quick to say "Ewww that's gross" that her father slept in her bed. FUNNY.

Now Amber and Jameka start telling all the unimportant details of their trip but still no mention of their game show appearance. Daniele keeps saying "we're not allowed to talk about it" but does say "it was a new experience".

Amber still says "I can't believe it" and Jen says "it is somewhat exagarrated" and Dick says something childish and now Jen and Dick get back into it. Everyone is quiet as Daniele says "this is way too much". Dick still THINKS he didn't do anything to start it. He did. He doesn't realize that he started it ALL when he started picking on her from the beginning.

Dick now gets back onto how Jen has a "meltdown" to which Jen smiles and laughs. Amber asks Jen about why she decided to eat and Jen FINALLY starts to get into her side of the story. BUT Dick starts getting into it and starts taking over the conversation.

Jen says "I'm allowed to eat" and then both Dick and Eric jump on her for using the word "allow". WHATEVER. Now they say if Jen leaves the sequester house that no one will replace them in the jury. Amber asks Jen if she's going to sequester and she shrugs her should that she doesn't know. She also says that BB offered her "things", not money, to go to sequester. Dick starts again about Jen leaving now but no one really listens to him.

Amber keeps asking Jen "why" do you not want to be here to win the game or go to sequester... Amber just wants to know "why". Um... it's DICK. Amber says "why ruin it for everyone else" but Jen doesn't see her leaving ruining it for anyone. Dick is again possibly misquoting Jen but Eric backs up Dick's comments and both are verbally attacking him.

Jen CALLS out Dick that if Jen stays that Jameka is out for the week. Jen says Dick keeps taking what she says completely different. Dick wants Jen to shut the fuck up and Amber starts in getting upset that Jen was trying to get Jameke out but she says that is not what happened and Amber is listening to Dick/Eric about how that WAS her intention.

Jen now defends herself saying "don't blow smoke in my face" is what she said and even Eric believes Dick DIDN'T blow smoke in her face. Amber starts in on Jen about how "she is so rude" about what she did. Amber is getting upset that she's there for the "right reasons". Amber keeps asking "why". "Are you that fucked up of a person".

Amber is starting to go off on Jen but who really cares. Amber is out the next week if she doesn't win HOH. Jameka sits down as Dick tells Jen a "fucking liar" with big ANGRY veins popping out and how he wants Jen to walk out of the house with nothing and no make up. Jen says they close the

Amber apologizes to Jameka about having a "rough day" and Eric says "she's been a trooper about it". OH GAWD. Then Jen says something to Jameka about her having a "free week" to which Jameka gets up to leave and this sets off Eric about "integrity" and then Amber starts to ask why again and again.

Jen just can't win. She also says that the producers "begged" her to be on the show, which I believe they did. AND WHY THE FUCK is Amber upset that Jen is self imploding in the house, it doesn't effect Jameka anymore because supposely everyone wants Jen out.

Jameka is now in the storage room pacing back and forth saying "I'm not that person anymore". She is trying to calm herself down and everyone is SO FUCKING UPSET over Jen's actions towards the house and game. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY CARE, IT'S A FREE WEEK FOR EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE!

Jameka continues to ask God to "take it away" meaning her anger. This is now almost laughable. Back outside HIGH AND MIGHTY Eric is contining to talk about what happened.

I'm actually all for Jen telling this show to GO FUCK YOURSELF because like I said, 2 months later no one will really give a shit Jen walked out. I mean it's a fucking reality TV show. WHO FUCKING CARES! Amber is back again on calling out Jen for saying what she said to Jameka and how Jen is "heartless".

Amber is back on calling out Jen about how Jameka saved her ass. Amber is now yelling like she did to Eric a few weeks ago. Amber keeps yelling and then calls Jen a "self centered bitch". Amber is now in the bathroom where Jameka is still upset. Jen continues to try to defend herself against Eric and Dick.

Jameka is now on a rant about how she tried to stop Jen and Dick from getting into a physical fight the other night. Amber listens to Jameka and shakes her head. Outside Dick and Eric FINALLY get up to leave after having their last words leaving Jen and Jessica outside to talk.

Jen says she does apologize for her actions and pissing off people. Jessica says she isn't so upset with her like the rest of the house and how they are like "how" and "why" she did because they are all huge fans of the show. Jessica continues to work in getting Jen's vote IF she stays in sequester and gets to the final 2. WELL PLAYED JESSICA.

At least Jessica is the only SMART player to work Jen's vote if she stays in sequester. Ohh Jessica just said this is a game where you have to "lying and decieving, cutting deals" meaning Amber and Jameka have NO FUCKING chance. Eric comes back out and all it takes is for one Jen comment to get Eric started up again. OH BIG BROTHER, shut up Eric.

I still can't wait for the Dick's to find out about Eric's INCEST comments and to see himself defend himself and possibly cry afterwards. Her whole agrument is that she sees the game differently than everyone else does. Eric says Jen crossed the line with him because he takes this game soooo seriously yet he's back on her destorying people's property yet SOMEONE she still doesn't know who put mustard on her shirt, almost DESTROYING HER PROPERTY.

I'm thinking Eric is upset how Jen "shit's all over" Big Brother because she sees it as a joke and nothing important whereas Eric embarrassingly takes this game so fucking serious. She keeps saying she was put on the show and that she didn't really need to be here. Eric keeps talking OVER Jen and won't let her talk, every fucking time Jen talks.

OH GAWD. Amber comes back and says how BB is hurt or whatever word she used. Jen says something that leads Eric to say "shut the fuck up". JESSICA finally is the voice of reason saying everyone is here for different reasons, no one understands it and how she tried to explain herself probably didn't come off the "right way". I can't believe JESSICA is the mouth of reason right now.

Jessica is still trying to explain that Jen didn't do anything intentionally to Jameka or anyone else, did it for herself and is now realizing she is effecting other people's game. Eric WON'T let up on Jen about anything she says or done. OH HERE COMES DICK. Jessice leaves and Jameka comes outside to sit on the couch. Jen says Dick has "made deals with everyone in this house" but Jameka says "no, not with me".

Jen tries to apologize to Amber and Jameka and Jessica comes back outside. Dick and Eric leave to go elsewhere to share bashing Jen comments. Jen says she says things and people take them in a whole different way. THIS IS JEN, ACCEPT IT YOU BITCHES.

Amber is back to asking "why" but it seems whatever reason Jen gives doesn't sit well with Amber. Jen says "I don't have time to go to a beach" meaning Jen is so above sitting in a "house in Mexico". Amber keeps not listening to Jen and believes everyone was here because they wanted to. Nick and Jen applied for Surivor and were put on Big Brother. Mike didn't apply he was recruited. GET OVER IT AMBER, people are hired to be on the show.

Jen FINALLY gets the chance to explain herself saying what she did last night, eating while on slop, was because she wants to get revenge on BIG BROTHER and only BIG BROTHER, not anyone in the house. Jameka sits there with her angry face not saying a word.

Amber gets up to stand a few feet away so she can fart. Jessica sits on the end of the couch to talk with the girls, oh wait Jameka is still holding a WORTHLESS grudge and sits upset. Jen keeps talking and it seems to be getting on Jameka's nerves as she gets up to leave. I'm assuming she wanted Jen to leave so she could talk to Amber.

Sometime later Amber is back to talking to Jen like a human being. Jen wishes she didn't keep Dick last week and Amber tries TRIES to give good advice about not letting people take advantage of you. Jen says they HAD to take out Jen this week becuase next week everyone can play for POV. It just worked out that Jen couldn't play this week.

1:20pm . HOLY SHIT! Jen is alone with Amber in the backyard and TELLS her about Dick and Daniele wanting an alliance with Jen and Kail had Eric gone his week when he was on the block. She also points out that Dick and Daniele are controlling the game and how Dick accuses Jen of doing things with the rule book only shows that HE'S thinking of doing moves like that or thinking of the game more than other people.

Inside Dick and Eric are on the bathroom exchanging how they told off Eric. In the kitchen Daniele, Jessica and Jameka are talking about WHAT ELSE.. Jen! Daniele is happy to trash Jen saying she's only there for her "15 minutes of fame". Daniele then asks if Amber and Jen are still talking. YOU BET SO BITCH.

I can't wait for Amber to start spreading the Dick/Daniele/Jen/Kail alliance because it only shows Eric that Dick is desperate to start a new alliance every week and will give ERIC the idea that Dick WILL FIRST TURN ON Jessica and Eric! Oh I can't wait!

House Update: Okay as the night went on to the early hours of the morning here's what happened in the house. Dick being the immature old brat that he is wants Daniele not to take any pictures of Jen but she's upset with Dick for using her room and hiding Jen's clothes in there. She wants them out and upset that Dick keeps putting her in an uncomfortable situation with the other houseguests. Dick agrees to move the clothes and bags outside and hide them in various spots.

Jameka and Amber have figured out that the Dick's and Eric & Jessica control the house, along with Zach. They are the new underdogs and they figure they can get rid of Jen now because they have the numbers. Amber says Daniele told her that she had wished Jessica went on the trip with them but last week Jessica nominated them both and now she wishes Jessica came? They put it together that Jessica has a deal with the Dick's. Amber has come up with a perfect plan but that is only if she wins HOH.

Later in the midnight hours Daniele and Dick had it out. Daniele is PISSED that Dick turns everything that she considers to be her "situation" around and fucks it up for her. He snaps at her while putting Jen's trash bags into the outside bins. She leaves and goes upstairs. Minutes later Dick follows her upstairs and she and him have the typical "you don't realize you do that to me" mini fight and she keeps telling him to leave.

Dick and Daniele end the night with their own opinions of why their relationship is so fucked up and nothing is resolved. Minutes later Daniele is crying, like a BIG cry in her HOH room. What really threw Daniele into an emotional tailspin is when Dick told her that he's not the one that doesn't have a relationship with his brother, his mother, his grandfather, his father, basically throwing it in her face that she brought this rift in their relationship all on her.

Over in the bathroom Jameka and Amber are talking. It seems Jameka still shows trust in Eric and Jessica, well basically because Eric is a good smooth talker but Amber sees right through his bullshit. It seems Eric got information out of Jameka about Amber. Amber is pissed at Jameka for telling him but then forgives her and then says "fuck her" about Jessica. Now both Jameka and Amber thinking them keeping their words is better than people no one can trust meaning they hope to get to the final four based on their "good word".

Amber is also onto Eric's bullshit lies when he told them before Daniele's nominations that he thought he was going up. Amber is using "fuck" alot to describe Jessica and Eric. Amber also says Jessica is getting away with everything and how she's good with the "boys". Both Amber and Jameka are DONE with Eric and Jessica. Damn, that means the Dick's target on their backs get smaller and FUCKING SMALLER! FUCK!

House Update: Dick has been ragging on Jen all day about "24 hours" meaning that's all the time she has left in the house. Later Jen swims laps in the teeny tiny pool while Eric and Dick, and a little bit of Jessica, bash Jen hoping she gets horrible stuff done to her. Amber and Zach jump on the bashing Jen bandwagon because it's the cool thing to do in the house. Jessica assumes Jen is America's most hated player... UMM. no. You're way off TWAT, it's a tie between Eric and Amber.

Meanwhile Eric and Daniele are aware that Jen is telling people that Eric, Jessica, Dick and Daniele have a pact to go to the final four. Eric thinks no one will believe Jen and if they do he feels so unstoppable that he says "who fucking cares".

Now HERE'S WHERE IT GETS FUNNY. Diary Room TOLD Dick that he had to give Jen her stuff back. Like always Dick thinks he can control everything. Later Daniele got her HOH camera, used Dustin's crown he had left from his Food Comp outfit some weeks ago and used the crown in some pictures. Amber was upset about it but wanted Daniele to take some pictures of Amber and her necklace that symbolizing her daughter.

Well, Daniele being the IMMATURE SNOTTY BRAT THAT SHE IS, went into the storage room and DELETED AMBER'S PICTURES! What a fucking TWAT BITCH!

3:50pm . Dick was sitting in the kitchen and in comes Jen. Zach is sitting at the table eating. Dick says something about Jen's last 24 hours and her top "coming off". He ALSO just HAS to have the last word as he leaves for outside with "24 hours". Zach gets up and says "bizarre, this house is so bizarre".

Now Zach makes small talk, trying to show her some ounze of respect because if she does stay in the jury house he hopes that's a vote for him to win. Jen goes up to Zach and hopes he isn't upset with her and not trying to get his vote. Zach invites her to sit down and talk and he says "I'm not mad at you at all. I'm just a guy who plays by the rules".

Jen is the new BROKEN RECORD and tries to explain herself again about why she broke the rules. "I think the rules are meant to be followed" and how he "hates cheaters". He compares this reality game to World of Warcraft, a PC game both of them play.

Jen gets on Zach's shit list about how she not wants to be in the jury house and he says that's "self centered" of her to do that. WHO CARES? Let her go Zach! I mean it's obvious he wants her to give him a vote if he makes it the final 2. Before Zach leaves Jen brings up that Dick's behaviour is "unacceptable" while Zach wants Jen to give them left in the game "respect" when they DON'T give her any. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Zach goes outside and is back to trashing Jen to Dick, always playing both sides Zach. So predictable Zach.

4:10pm . Dick is now calling out Zach outside because he seems to be taking credit for Dick staying this week. Dick gets upset, says some stuff that I feel is unimportant, Dick points and gets up and has to have the last word as he enters the house. Zach then says "running away from problems" just as Dick closes the sliding glass door.

Dick comes inside upset that Zach is trying to take credit for Dick staying here. Dick believes he is the reason why he stayed in the house but little does he know that Eric is the reason. Jen makes a comment about how she hopes everyone is looking forward to "that" when "I leave". Zach goes back outside and tells BB about putting a "12 year old" in the house with him.

Dick comes back outside and says how he thinks Zach is an "all right guy" and that "we see things differently" KNOWING full well that if Zach gets HOH tomorrow he could have reason to turn on the Dicks. And Knowing Dick he won't let this argument go with Zach and create a new BROKEN RECORD and play it for everyone else in the house.

Jen comes outside and lays on the hammock. Dick actually doesn't say anything because he's thinking too hard about the game and Zach.

House Update: Jen is talking with Jameka and Amber about game and her choices this game. Jen tells Jameka and Amber that people wanted her to campaign and fight for herself this week but Jen said she didn't want to fight against Jameka because Jameka had used the POV on her that one time.

Jen also tells Amber that Eric said certain things to her when he was on the block about how his friends would think Eric would have nothing to do with Amber or at least hold it against him for being friends with Amber. Amber also figures out that Eric doesn't like her because "he can't control me at all".

Later Amber prays to God again and asks him to do what he does meaning if she wins HOH then she wins and if not she will understand. She says she "trusts" God. Outside Dick and Eric joke around about how cruel they want to be to Jen when she's evicted 6 to 0. He mentions having a bucket of slop behind the couch and then dumping it on her before she's evicted. Dick wants to take a bowl of slop into the Diary Room and do something with it. Unneccesary verbal abuse towards a person on a fucking reality show.

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August 20, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Eight

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

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Day 51 [Part 2]

House Update: Well, STUPID ASS AMBER made another "I swear on my daughter's life" bullshit deal in the house. She has told Daniele that is she wins HOH that she won't put up Daniele if Daniele uses the POV to pull off Amber this week thus keeping Jameka safe from eviction. Daniele has yet to tell Amber who the replacement nominee will be but that it was "cause alot of problems in the house".

Really? Problems? Putting Jen is going to cause problems? Now if she puts up Eric then there will be fights but as Jen always says.. WHATEVER.

Amber also lied to Daniele by telling her she doesn't have a deal with Jameka to go to the final 2. WOW, Amber LIED. Then Amber promised she wouldn't tell anyone, not even Jameka... but downstairs Amber tells Jameka about the deal but tells Jameka to act as if she doesn't know anything. I'm sure God would have wanted it that way.

8:31pm . The house celebrates Daniele's birthday with cheap store brand products and probably clearanced birthday party supplies. Daniele wears her Nick bandana and eats a cupcake. After the fun is over she takes all her birthday crap upstairs to her HOH room. Dick is trying to tell her Happy Birthday again but she suddenly seems short. She's angry and upset about something.

It seems Daniele has lied about her age in the house and Dick OUTED her by mistake which leads Jen to ask "are you 21, 22 or 23 years old?" Daniele is also bothered at the fact that she got NOTHING from her boyfriend. It seems they had booked a 10 day trip to Walt Disney World for her birthday had she not gotten into the Big Brother house. Maybe he took another girl on the trip? How SCANDALOUS!

Minutes later Zach goes upstairs and rings the HOH doorbell. Daniele is in her bed not answering the door. It seems she is crying, a weak ass controllable one. Zach sits down at the upstairs couch waiting for the HOH room to open. Jen is downstairs making slop and talking to Zach about Daniele not letting him in. He says "I don't care either way, I'm just bored".

9:30pm . Jessica and Eric are in the bathroom talking about how Dick approached Jessica to go talk to Daniele. It seems something is up with Kris, Daniele's boyfriend.

Minutes later they talk about how Amber will be coming down off the block when they figured it was suppose to be Jameka. I suspect Eric is nervous about what Eric will do this week if they have Jen up against Amber. Once game talk is done Eric playfully sneaks a question about getting his first kiss from Jessica. She then says "yes" but doesn nothing and then mentions that the Diary Room asked her if she and Eric have kissed yet.

9:41pm . Daniele is now talking with Zach on the upstairs couch about her EPIC PROBLEMS in the house. She says "I have alot of things to deal getting out of her... alot". She's "confused" about the letters she got and about Kris. She feels like no one can "compare" themselves to her thus meaning no one can relate to her problems. Zach attempts to give her adult advice and he's "grown up alot in this house". Um... Zach this is about Daniele, not you.

Jen comes upstairs and interrupts their "heart to heart". Daniele jokes about how Zach sits on the couches when he's not let into the HOH.

9:49pm . Eric is up in the HOH room trying to work his agenda on getting Amber to stay on the block. He mentions something about Amber announcing she's ready to start playing the game and not ready to go home. If Amber comes off the block maybe he's worried about losing his money for this America's Choice task.

Eric's talks continue as they always do. He trashes everyone in the house and somehow gets away with it. Eric thinks he's funny making snappy comments how he's never had HOH. Now he's trying to relate to Daniele's situation about how she doesn't know what's going on with the outside world aka her boyfriend.

Outside Jameka and Amber are talking about the deal and Eric. Jessica comes out looking for Eric and they tell her he's upstairs talking to Daniele. Jessica says "I see". Amber gets back to talking to Jameka about how Amber was Daniele's "second goal" if the POV plan couldn't be used. They also talk about today will be the first day of school for their kids in their familes.

Back upstairs in the HOH room Eric has gotten Daniele back on focus to going after Jen... and not him. Daniele says that the Diary Room is pressuring her NOT to use the POV because BB wants Jen to stay in the house. It seems Daniele wanted this backdoor to come as a surprise to Jen but now Jen already suspects being backdoor. Expect Jen to still cry though come Monday after the POV ceremony.

11:25pm . All houseguests are playing SPIN THE BEER CAN on the dining room table. They are asking questions about who did the mystery vote this week, who did the mustard... but then Amber asks "Who will be the winner of BB8" and the beer can answers. DANIELE! Damn it!

Eric asks "Who gave Joe a handjob" and the can stops on Dick! The questions are funny and the answers are even funnier. According to the can, Jessica takes the least amount of showers, Amber is the most annoying person in the house, Dick is hated by production the most while the can keeps not answering who's "production's favorite".

The last all knowing answer the beer can has for us is that Jessica sucked the producer's cock to get on the show. Interesting!

Day 48

12:17am . Jessica is talking with Eric about the possibility of Jessica turning on their alliance. She says she just spent all night telling them that everything was okay. Eric says this move will help him get further in the game and Jessica says she will have 3 people on the jury upset at her. Eric tries to TRICK Jessica into thinking they will ONLY be mad at him.

Eric feels he's "washed up" and that Daniele is "really washed up". He's trying to tell Jessica his thinking and reasoning behind wanting to flip or "make a big move". He keeps telling Jessica that it makes "enemies" that can't hurt him in the game and Jessica says she has "no enemies so it'll be different for me".

HOLY SHIT, All Jessica has to say is you are on your own if you do this. Me against you. Eric says "we all want to win" and that your chances of winning will be better if "I'm still in the game". Eric is trying to use the "if I go home 2 weeks from now" that Jessica won't win or make it any further. THE DEPTHS this scumbag will go to get his way.

Jessica keeps saying "oh God" and "oh no". Eric's whole spiel is that he came to play the game and was cast to play the game hard and that he's not happy being the "fifth person out in an alliance". WHY DOESN'T JESSICA say these people saved you last week and you want to do this to them?

Eric IS STUPID enough to assume them two and the Dick's will push all the way to the final four without any problems whatsoever. MY ASS! Dick will turn on Erick next week if he can. Eric's main pitch is to go against people who "can't strike back".

Jessica FINALLY asks "you are trusting their word?" about the Dick's going after them. She keeps bringing up Zach and Jen as people the Dick's can go to to fuck them over. Eric is starting to say that they will be "targeted" by both Daniele and Amber/Dustin.

Eric ASSUMES Jen will be down with keeping Dick at making the vote 4 to 2. If not then it will be a tie and Jessica has to send out Dustin. Jessica ASKS "are you going to vote against him" and he says "yeah" and wants to vote out Dustin.

Eric keeps saying he had 2 choices. Be apart of a "weak ass alliance" or be part of the Dick's. He tells Jessica that he and her are on the "outs" of their current alliance. "We're here to play the game..." and Jessica finishes his sentence "not to make friends". He goes on about not having a "slumber party" and that he's here for the purpose of "winning".

Jessica now informs Eric how he's being "distant" with Jameka, Amber and Dustin. They suspect something is up. Eric says again "I think we should do this". Eric then asks Jessica why she came here and she says "duh, to win!". Eric has been talking about 30 minutes now with no DEFINITE answer from Jessica yet.

FINALLY Jessica tells Eric that DUSTIN SAVED YOU LAST WEEK but Eric turns it around saying Dustin did it to save his own ass by saying it was a "numbers" game. True but both are assholes. Jessica says she doesn't want to do it for personal reasons and before she can continue with her points Eric is back to trashing Jameka and Amber and Dustin.

Jessica says Amber will probably be crying during the HOH. Jessica says "I won't have any girlfriends" but then Eric brings up Jen and Daniele and Jessica jokes around how "close" she is with them.

Jessica really seems to Eric's fucking robot because she still has YET to say NO. She is almost agreeing to it and wondering what next week will be like. I hope she's an emotional wreck next week and then turns on Eric and tells him "fuck you" to his face.

THAT'S IT. Jessica is voting out Dustin and is down with the plan. She asks Eric to help her on what to say to them tonight and tomorrow. She also says she will talk to Zach and that he needs to talk to Jen about making the vote a 4 to 2 vote. I HATE how Eric is using Jessica like this, turning her into a villian but then again this NEW BITCH can tell Eric no at any moment and just say something along the lines of you do your thing and I'll do mine.

Goodbye Dustin.

1:13am . Jessica and Eric head inside and tell Daniele they are down for the plan. Daniele is SUPER happy that something is finally going the way she wants. Daniele is now telling Dick outside for him NOT to get his hopes up because they could flip back and suddenly not be down with the plan.

Daniele says she made a promise to Zach "until the end" and when they are the final five, assuming they are, Jessica, Eric, Dick, Daniele and Zach that Daniele doesn't want to win that week's HOH because she doesn't want to be the one to send Zach to sequester.

Dick is now on his game speech about how Amber and Jameka need to go up and how they need to backdoor Jen next week. Daniele says Zach is "already driving me crazy" about him being "out of the loop". Daniele says "all his little smart comments" are starting to get to her.

Daniele now is talking about Zach winning HOH and putting up Eric and getting him out. "All we have to worry about if he's gone is Jessica". Dick tries to get Daniele to see that keeping Eric will benefit them but Daniele is ready for someone else to get HOH in the coming weeks to get rid of Eric.

But then again Eric told Jessica that they hope Jen wins HOH later today and she can put up Dick and Daniele and one of them will hopefully go home this week. Dick is getting upset with Daniele about how he wants Eric to "play on our side than against us". Daniele starts in with her point that if Zach gets it today and puts up Eric, why not vote him out.

Dick keeps saying that he wants to use Eric to get them further and closer to the end, voting out Eric this up coming week is not something Dick wants. Dick is PROMISING Daniele that he will NOT betray Eric if he goes on the block next week. Dick keeps telling Daniele that they need Eric and that she is still thinking on a "personal" level because of Nick.

Great, they are getting into a family argument, not yelling though, about how each shouldn't tell the other they know what the other is thinking. Daniele is upset that Eric lied to "her face". Dick says Daniele isn't looking at it from his point of view. Their agrument is all over the fucking place. I can't keep up.

1:47am . Daniele just left Dick out on the couch. She's apparently upset and he says "goodnight" to her yet she says nothing back. Dick talks to himself about how she is the reason they don't talk and how he just can't "win" with Daniele in anything. He also says the reason why Daniele is so difficult is because he gave the slop pass to Jen.

He also talks about how he doesn't kiss her ass all the time, Daniele's that is.

Up in the HOH room Jameka is alone with Jessica. Jessica is good at playing like everything is fine by making quick quirky comments about anything and everything. Just before Jameka leaves to go sleep downstairs Jessica reminds her that they all will be up in the HOH room getting ready for the live show. Jessica looks deep in thought but then again she could just be thinking how great her body looks in the mirror.

House Update: Later in the midnight hours Jameka comes back up to the HOH room to talk to Jessica and Eric. She talks about if Dick knows he's leaving and how he hasn't made any deals with her. She also says Dick has gone back to calling Jen a bitch and getting back to his "evil" ways. After Jameka leaves the HOH room Jessica is guilty about voting out Dustin but Eric keeps pushing her to do this FOR HIM.

As the houseguests sleep and the new morning has come the house has been kinda quiet. Dustin is showing signs of being nervous about the votes not going as planned.

1:49pm . Dustin just got done talking with Zach about the Dick's staying in the game and then left the gym only to be flipped off by Zach who's on the treadmill. Of course Zach is too much of a pussy to flip him off to his face but oh well.

2:01pm . Daniele pulls Dick into the round bed bedroom. Daniele talks about how it will be a "surprise" to Jameka, Amber and Dustin about them turning on them. Dick says "in case this doesn't happen" he starts to go into how great this experience was with her. Dick also hopes this is the beginning to fixing everything and something they will share for the rest of their lives.

Day 48 [Part 2]

House Update: Dustin was evicted by a 4 to 2 vote. Jen, Eric, Zach and Daniele all voted out Dustin. Amber and Jameka voted out Dick. Jessica didn't have to be put in the position of breaking the tie. A week later the FIVE were celebrating their win and now their alliance is no more.

I'm no longer sad or upset that Dustin got played. First off he's an arrogant fuck who was the IDIOT in the first place who volunteered to be put the fuck up against Dick. He did this without knowing he gave America the chance to use their player against him and get him out.

We all know that Jameka, Amber and Dustin were all together and that Eric and Jessica were the first 2 to go in the alliance of FIVE. Amber had it good with both Jameka and Amber playing for her. But for anyone to attempt to treat Dustin's behaviour in the house as something worse than what Dick has done is just bullshit. Dick will always be worse than Maggie from Season 6.

Jessica and Eric have now lost 3 votes in the jury. That's it. Bottom fucking line, no going back on that. Well, maybe just Eric has lost 3 votes. Jessica can probably cry her way into Amber and Jameka's hearts but most likely she won't cry over Dustin leaving and them being mad at her. There's that high school BITCH in her coming back out.

I still think Jessica and Jen are IDIOTS for getting rid of Dustin over Dick. I mean Dustin is one threat compared to Dick/Daniele's power of winning of HOH's and POV's combined. Dustin would have won this week's HOH easily had he stayed so maybe getting him out was a good thing for the Dick's. I don't know. There can only be 2 left in the game so we can all prepare for more backstabbing and more "fuck you's" in the game!

Daniele is also SUPER HAPPY as she was jumping around in the small bed bedroom and high fiving Eric for getting out Dustin. Plus her birthday is coming up in four days so at least something good has gone her way in this game because let's face it, her last HOH just plain sucked for her.

6:24pm . Amber was sitting in the kitchen watching everyone celebrate. She was smiling trying to keep a brave face but ended up going to the big bed bedroom and started to cry against her bed. "Oh my God" she whispers. Jameka is in the small bed bedroom reading the bible as Amber keeps repeated "Oh my God".

Amber finally goes into the small bed bedroom to talk to Jameka. "Whatever man" says Jameka about all this. Amber says both Jessica and Eric want to talk to them later tonight. Amber said her lucky number was "7" so she thought that was the answer but now she thinks about it was 6 on the little person's head.

Jameka makes a damn good point that "they" didn't trust "us" so how is anyone in the house going to trust "them". Amber wants Jameka to still tell Jessica about Eric and Jen "talking". Jameka then says "that's Eric's own doing" about tonight's eviction. RIGHT ON SISTER!

Right now all the houseguests are eating in the kitchen area, Jameka with her head down on the far side of the big table. Amber is trying not to break down again and Eric and Dick are all full of laughs. Jameka just couldn't take it and left the dining table and headed straight for her bed.

Back in the kitchen the houseguests are noticing items are missing from the house. This just means another predicatable POV comp where you have to guess what's missing from the house.

WHY THE FUCK can't Big Brother GET SMART and start adding things to the house as well as taking things to further confuse the fuck out of everyone and make the houseguest's last minute decisions during this week's POV comp more enjoyable to watch!

HERE'S what I'm hoping. Daniele uses Amber and Jameka this week to backdoor Eric and get him out of the house! I can only hope! Think of it, no one and I mean NO ONE will try to save Eric this week if he's backdoored and not picked to play POV. Give him the impression that Jen is going home and get him the fuck out. FUCKING PERFECT WEEK to get out Eric. FLAWLESS and Perfect!

7:14pm . Jen and Dick talk in the kitchen. Jen thinks it is "funny" that Dustin "had no idea". Dick also jokes about how he threw Dustin's shirt up on the roof and how Dustin is America as well as Reality TV's most hated houseguests. PLEASE!

House Update: Dick IS MUTHA FUCKIN onto Eric about him "being involved in the show". Dick is so fucking close to figuring out why there hasn't been an America's Choice and that Eric is some kind of "twist". Dick is so fucking close to figuring it out. Kinda glad he stayed so that he can be the one to get out Eric.

Upstairs on the couches Jameka and Jessica talk about what happened. Obviously Jessica is not going to tell Jameka, hey I'm in a new alliance, she's trying to also remain in the dark of what happened. But no matter what Jessica says Jameka keeps thinking "something's not right, something ain't right".

It seems Jessica also told Jameka ahead of time that Dustin is leaving this week. I can't figure out if Jameka knows of Eric/Jessia's new alliance or not. Eric apparently told Jameka that him, Jessica, Jen and Zach "met as a group". So THEY are lying to Jameka! Wow.

Jessica also tells Jameka that Zach and Dick were the ones who sold her on getting Dustin out this week, NOT ERIC! What??

Jessica tells Jameka "at least you can fight for POV" and that "I'll fight for you, I really will". Jameka is also depressed about being in the house another week with Dick. Jessica says "it's a new week, new game, I'm here to play, let's move on" as she tries to get Jameka to look at the positive about all this and to continue fighting.

Outside Eric and Zach are talking about Dustin's game play. Eric is all about trashing Dustin and saying "he's full of shit" and "over playing his hand, he joe'd himself". Dick joins in on the conversation but the feeds go to that trippy blue water tunnel thing.

House Update: Daniele got her HOH room and a fucking letter from her newest boyfriend Nick because we all know when this is said and done she will not have a boyfriend after this. She'll drop to her knees and enjoy Nick's beautiful cock for all us wishing we had it on our mouths. Go get him Daniele! There's also NO pictures of her boyfriend Kris on the walls. Interesting.

Everyone had dinner and read their cooke fortunes. Jameka's said something about taking a "fun vacation". FUNNY. Amber's said something about "good news" coming her way. Amber and Jameka seem to be taking their upcoming nomination cermony with ease.

9:37pm . Daniele is in the HOH room with Zach and Dick. Nick is of course the topic of discussion as Zach and Dick read his letter to Daniele. Just before Dick leaves the HOH room he asks them "what's the stupidiest move of the game".. Dustin getting himself nominated or Mike getting himself nominated. Daniele says not to talk bad about Mike and says voting out Nick was the stupidiest move. NO IT WASN'T BITCH!

Dick says "what an idiot" on his way out.

9:45pm . Jessica and Eric are in the small bed bedroom talking. Jessica is telling Eric what Amber and Jameka have said to her in the past few hours. Eric is doing too much talking as usual. Eric's MASTER PLAN is to hide their alliance and they will try and save Jen but if they can't to "let her go".

Eric also talks about turning on Dick and Daniele when there's only five people left when they argeed to be the final four. They want to get whoever is in the final five with them four to go against the Dick's, assuming Eric and Jessica make it that far together.

Jessica says Jameka told her that "you didn't make an enemies" so that means Jameka has no fucking idea that Jessica and Eric BOTH turned their alliance.

Jameka is in the backyard talking with Amber and Dick about how she would have won the HOH had she been able to play. Then they talk about using the word "midget" to describe the little person from the week before. "Are you kidding me" says Jameka about Dick hiding Dustin's clothing.

9:59pm . Amber is sitting by herself on the backyard couch looking depressed and ready to just give up. Daniele is outside as well doing some laundry. Amber was so close to winning had it not been for God's number "7" who she thought would win her the game. Amber looks over at Daniele and makes small talk with Daniele.

Daniele comes over and says "I'm sorry" and wants to give her advice. Daniele says to "think little about it as possible". She is comparing her Nick leaving to Dustin leaving. Daniele can't stop smiling and how "I'm okay" and that the first week is the hardest.

I'm actually getting a little teared up hearing how hurt Amber is and how she is hurt by Eric & Jessica and how she should have voted out Eric last week. "I was just so stupid" says Amber. Daniele continues to try to relate to Amber.

Amber tells Daniele that she had a feeling something was up because of Jessica and the way she was acting towards her. Amber kept saying last week she was the only who was telling them she didn't want to put up Daniele.

Amber starts to get teary saying she's not saying this because Daniele is HOH and that she is "okay" with going up on the block. Amber is already campaigning not to be put on the block. "I feel so fucking stupid. I have nobody". UM.. YOU HAVE JAMEKA!

Amber keeps saying "I feel so stupid, so embarrasing". Daniele starts in about how Dustin behaved and "how it got too much for some people". She also says how he acted toward the competitions and how "he was a strong competitor". OH MY GAWD, Daniele is trying to say Dustin's behaviour "was too much for some people". GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK BITCH.

Dick's behaviour is so over the top that Dustin can't be compared. Amber is back to talking about how she put "7" because it was her "lucky number" and it was the "7th week" and if she sould have thought about it she would have put six because she knew it was six.

Daniele says "I'm here for you this week" and how it will "only get harder". Amber "honestly" says that she never "talked bad about Daniele". BULLSHIT. She goes on again about how she won't be "mad or rude" to you if you put me up. "If you feel like I'm a threat to you then do it".

Amber keeps going on but should stop. Daniele looks deep in thought as she listens, hopefully thinking about who's an actual threat to her in this game... ERIC! Amber says she's going to try and win Veto this week and try to take herself off. Daniele LIES saying she doesn't know what she's going to do this week. BULLSHIT.

Zach tries to come outside but sees them talking and goes back inside. Daniele JUST LIED again because Dustin thought Kail was going to team up with the Dick's has she stayed when she was up against Eric. KAIL AND JEN were going to be in an alliance with the Dick's and Daniele LIED saying there was nothing planned and that Kail was going the week after if she stayed. BITCHY LIAR!

Amber gives Daniele a hug and Daniele says "I'm sorry". Both head inside. Amber goes upstairs to read Nick's letter possibly hoping she is mentioned in it but her hopes will be shattered when she finds no mention of her. She'll probably be upset when she reads that Zach is mentioned in it.

10:03pm . Dick and Daniele talk about the week's happening. Daniele WILL nominate Jameka and Amber. They don't want Jen to play in the POV comp and if she isn't they will throw it for Jameka or Amber to win POV. Both also agree that if there's money involved that they WILL take it... yet when Dustin takes it he's SELFISH. Whatever BITCH.

"The only thing that can't happen is Jen winning the veto". Then they talk about Amber winning HOH next week and putting Dick up against Eric thus dividing the votes- but then Daniele interrupts and asks "Are they that smart?". Dick says no and Daniele says "thank you". BITCH.

Daniele says she will stay up all night and make sure she is "happy" next week with whoever leaves Thursday. She is wondering if she should put up Jen at first or back door her. PLEASE THINK OF ERIC! Daniele says "I know what I want and I know what you want but I want 110 percent that Jen is gone this week... for my birthday".

Dick is happy that they are both here and every week they will have a 25 percent each week to win HOH. I can't believe THE IDIOTS in the house decided to keep these 2 powerful players in the house TOGETHER! FUCKING IDIOTS!

Daniele talks about how "weird" Amber is with numbers and how she lost HOH because of it. Dick says that Jen should go home this week, next week Amber and the week after that Jameka should go home. "I want Jen home this week" says Daniele. Dick says not to tell Eric or Jessica about their plan to backdoor Jen.

Jen is in the kitchen setting up for a boring old game of beer pong. She has no idea Daniele wants her out this week. Pity America will tell Dustin to vote out either Jameka or Amber if Jen is up against any one of them.

10:37pm . LOL. Eric is wearing Jessica's dress from Day 1, the black and white dress. He's also wearing a headband and high heels. It seems he has to play beer pong in it. Jameka laughs as everyone comes in to laugh at Eric in a dress, minus Amber. Daniele shouts out "I'm loving this birthday week!"

Jameka won't stop by saying "this is so wrong in so many countries" and how it is just so bad. FUCK YOU Jameka, men can wear dresses if they fucking want to. Amber finally sees Eric and says "Eric... oh my God".

Now they play beer pong, Eric still wearing his dress and no more drama for the night.

11:18pm . Amber and Jameka are talking to Dick in the round bed bedroom. I guess it looks like Dick is talking about him and what happened to him and "that Dustin is gone. It is what it is". Dick LIES saying he can't believe he's still here and not in some hotel. Jameka says this past week was "big" and kinda was "personal".

They talk about Dustin doing this and that in the game, "Dustin buried himself" in the game. "People trusted me more than Dustin" Dick proclaims. Dick is on a MIGHTY HIGH about how the audience's draw dropped when Dustin went home.

Dick said if he knew 100 percent that he was going home he would have ran his mouth, dropped his pants to show off his ugly old ass and tell everyone how he hates them. Dick is smart enough to figure out that he has to talk to these two because if everything goes planned they could be giving him a vote to win the game if he makes it to the end.

Dick is back to saying how bad a person Jen is and about the slop pass... BROKEN RECORD Dick. I can't seem to figure out the basis of this conversation. Dick just loves to call Dustin out on all his shit to them and they are somewhat trying to explain themselves in the past comps.

Dick leaves and JAMEKA AND AMBER figure out that Dick, Daniele, Eric and Jessica have an agreement, an alliance to the final four. WOW. Oh wait, Amber now thinks Jen, Eric and Jessica are in an alliance... NOPE, but thanks for trying Amber.

Amber says Jessica and Eric are "so fucking stupid" for doing that, meaning voting out Dustin. Amber says "some kind of deal was made" for them to do that. Jameka is almost speechless. Jameka says "we would have to align with Zach and Jen and be the other four". Jameka's shocked face at this notion is funny because she doesn't want that.

Amber says it is really not about the "numbers" anymore and that "me, you, Jen and Zach are all on our own". Amber goes on to say that it is all about getting the best person out each week based on strategy. Amber says "if Daniele was smart she'd put up Eric and Jessica" to which Jameka nods at this with a half smile.

Amber says "I hate Jessica now" but Jameka says we don't know the whole story and for Amber not to say that. BUT AMBER HATES JESSICA NOW. "For all we know Jessica is not a part of it". Sorry Jameka, she is. "I can't believe Dustin went up" says Amber.

With the door open to the round bed bedroom they can hear Jessica and Eric laugh and have shitloads amount of fun. Jen joins them in the round bed bedroom. After some minutes of silence Jameka leaves as she thinks of a way out of this.

11:42pm . Dick spins in one of the HOH chairs celebrating his stay and Daniele winning HOH. He's happy and laughing and then sticking his middle finger at Jen on the TV. "Fucking lying bitch. You're going home this week".

Yeah! Daniele brings up a bag of her cloths from downstairs and there was "spillage" in the bag. Something "expensive" spilled out all over her clothes. "Oh man, this sucks". I pathetically spin in my office chair celebrating something not going right for Daniele this week.

Day 49

12:00am . Jen comes up into the HOH room to annoy both Dick and Daniele. They make pathetic small talk with her about the spill in Daniele's bag. Jen starts to ask "what went down" and Dick says "I'm not telling you shit". Jen is shocked after she helped Daniele with keeping Dick and now he's not going to tell her anything. Jen's an IDIOT for voting for Dick to stay. I mean that's what you get BITCH for letting this BASTARD stay in the house.

Minutes later Daniele LIED to Jen about who she doesn't know what she's going to do with this week's nominations. Jen REVEALS that Eric told her to vote this way and how she thought "he's an idiot" for keeping Dick in but then she went along with it just because... I guess she's an idiot. Daniele said "Dustin would have turned on them anyway" and Jen asks "how".

Daniele can't really answer it but then says something about "alot of head butting". Daniele says "one annoying person out of the house, 7 to go". Jen goes to tell Daniele that she told people that she wouldn't nominated Daniele had she won HOH this week. Poor Jen, still unaware Daniele is SUPER JEALOUS of Jen's beautiful body and life that she just HAS to get rid of her this week.

Jen asks if she's an "option" in going up and Daniele tries to give a joking manner "yes". Jen suggests Jameka because she's mad anyways. Jen tells Daniele that Jessica told Jameka before the live votes that Dustin was going. Jen is "so glad he's gone" meaning Dustin and how "rude" he was when he said things about everyone.

Daniele says "one phoney down, more to go". Minutes later Daniele jokes about had someone else won that she would be stuck in sequester with Dustin for weeks. Jen laughs and says "you better not do that to me because I won't vote for you in the end". Daniele doesn't really respond with a... no, I won't do that to you.

Daniele says people in sequester won't be "fake nice" anymore and show "their true colors" in the sequester house. Jen ADMITS to hiding stuff with Eric to fuck with people's heads. She says her and Eric thought it would be funny to start hiding things.

Jen points out that Zach is going to "stay around forever" because at the beginning everyone didn't like him but not everyone likes him... Man it is taking FOREVER for Jen to leave the HOH room. I'm waiting for Daniele to turn on her after she leaves the room. Well I never got to see her reaction since the feeds didn't stay in the HOH room.

12:39am . Amber is crying in the small bed bedroom. She can't control it and puts her head between her legs, her hair covers her face. Jameka who was sitting in another bed gets up to comfort her. I'm getting teary eyed again here typing this. Seeing a woman cry just gets to me. But when Daniele crys I don't get teary eyed, I'm just a male bitch that way.

"I can't believe he's gone" says Amber. Jameka keeps telling Amber "you can do it". Jameka says Dustin knew he was "prideful" and "boastful" and that's the reason why he's gone. Amber now says "I feel like nobody" without Dustin. Jameka then says people will "attack groups of 2" meaning Dick and Daniele as well as Eric and Jessica WILL be targeted at some point.

12:49am . Daniele and Dick talk in the HOH room. Daniele tells Dick about what Jen said about not giving Daniele her "vote" in the end if she sends her to sequester this week. Daniele says that's 2 votes not for me, her and Dustin now. Dick is a bit worried Daniele will change her mind but Daniele claims to still want Jen out.

12:51am . Eric just got called into the Diary Room, he has America's Choice now about how to get nominated this week. I can only assume it's Amber or Jen.

Up in the HOH room Daniele is BACK to trashing Jen about her stories and antics. Dick LOVES to preach about how he talked to Jameka and Amber earlier and how he came off so high and mighty and how they came off as idiots.

Daniele starts in mocking Amber and her comments about "being alone" in the house and wanting to read Nick's letter. Daniele is so happy and smug that there's no mention of Amber in the letter. Daniele now says she was getting depressed if things didn't go her way and she was stuck in the house with "all these jerks", "being on the block" and her dad out of the game.

Daniele loves to call everyone "fake" but she's the Queen at being Fake. OH GAWD, Daniele is talking about how Dick will win the next week, she'll win it the week after and he'll win it the week after and then the week before the final HOH that they both don't win it so that both of them are playing for the last HOH. COME THE FUCK ON, like these two will push all the way to the end. The Power has already gone to their heads.

Eric now comes in and starts his all talk about how everything went "smoothly". He now has his orders from America so we wait to see who America wants put up. Eric talks about how he lied to Dustin just before the live vote and how his Diary Room was nasty, which it was. Eric puts it out there that everyone going to the jury house will be mad at him meaning HINT HINT, keep me around to the final 2 to win against me. He's so fucking transparent.

AMBER was America's choice. Eric is telling Daniele that he would "love" to see Amber on the block and how he thinks "she should go up in memory of Dustin's farewell" and "I could care less if she goes home". Eric laughs at the idea to "bury Amber's spirit entirely". He's laughing the whole time.

Oh man I'm done listening to Eric talk a mile a minute. Hopefully he'll talk so much game that Daniele will HOPEFULLY start to think it would be a good idea to get out Eric this week. I doubt Daniele is that smart.

House Update: The table has gotten smaller, a Big Brother tradition! Eric apparently did some naked jumping jacks for the ladies in the big bed bedroom during the dark midnight hours. The lights were turned off so it was hard to see "it".

Late in the night hours Dick was so fucking proud of himself and how he takes FULL credit on what happened during the week and Dustin's eviction. Dick, give credit where it is due, Eric. And that CUNT Daniele put on Nick's shirt when she went to bed. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Either break up with your boyfriend on national TV or finger fuck yourself wearing Nick's shirt. Pick one BITCH. I hate people who cheat and treat their "loved" ones like shit, especially on TV. BITCH.

As morning comes we finally find out that Zach DOESN'T like to be called Shrek or R-Orger and it just puts up with it. Am I sensing a new betrayal on the DICKLESS alliance??!?! Dick is also back to treating Jen like shit. I still can't believe Jen fucking kept Dick in, STUPID IDIOT.

Over in the lonely world of Jameka and Amber, Jameka told Amber that she has this "feeling" it is going to be a good week. It will because the CUNT upstairs will backstab Jen when she told her I have your back. That's 2 votes now Daniele has lost in the jury. What is she stupid? You vote out people like ZACH who will supposely vote without personal feelings. She's an IDIOT too.

If Daniele gets out Eric this week, Jameka, Amber and Dustin will no longer think so ill will of Daniele and pretty much respect her game play on getting out Eric. Jessica won't vote for Daniele but that's one vote lost to the jury compared to 3. As for Eric, he claims he will vote the same as Zach but we all know America gets a vote in the jury now.

Day 49 [Part 2]

House Update: Jameka and Amber are nominated. The backdoor options is still open for Jen. Now get this, at one point today Jen asked Daniele "do we still have each other's back?" to which Daniele said "sure". Daniele is STUPID enough to be lying to Jen's face all this time with cruel intent to backdoor her and then send her packing to sequester thus losing Jen's vote. Daniele is still an idiot because she's not playing the game for votes but who's a "threat" to her in winning comps. BITCH use Jen to get out people you want out!

On top of Amber and Jameka being nominated they, along with Jen, lost the Food Comp and are on slop all week. DAMN. Now that's some tough love from God himself! At least they are having some fun being nominated because if someone is backdoored this week they will be the new "Jen & Kail" of the game!

8:33pm . Amber and Jameka are outside on the hammock. Amber says "whatever, everyone knows we're close" about her place in the game. I think Amber is at the point to just letting it all go and that whatever happens, happens. Amber is now back to thinking who comes off the block and who will stay and how Jen is most likely the replacement nominee and how either one of them could go home this week because Jen can only win half the money in the end.

Both also talk about if Jessica is in the final 2 with Dick that Dick will win because he "never lied to me" whereas Jessica betrayed her alliance to get her ass to the end.

Amber is talking God and how he put them on the block this week to make them "stronger" and how it is all planned out. WHATEVER, if you both make it the end somehow I'll be floored and will no longer doubt Amber's God like visions.

Jameka is doing a great white girl impression of Daniele talking about how she fucking didn't want either Jameka or Amber to go up but this had to happen so someone can be backdoored. Amber says "girl, this is all happening for a reason" meaning God is working on Team Jameka and Team Amber! All the way to the holy end. Oh yeah, Amber also has seen the future of her winning POV this week.

Amber now tells Jameka that win she gave up 5 HOH's for Eric that Jameka "will get repayed" somehow in the future. Jameka talks about how Jessica is "vulnerable" because she mentioned that Jameka should talk to Eric because he house situations "make sense". Ever since Jameka heard that she knew Jessica was talked into betraying them.

Amber is back to saying "I'm going to win HOH next week". BRILLANT Amber is saying that all the visitors in the house will come into play on the next HOH... NOPE.

House Update: Zach has replaced Jameka in the backyard hammock when it comes to talking to Amber. Zach is trying to come off genuine in his verbal antics in trying to get on Amber's good side. It seems he may know that Jen will get backdoored this week so he's trying to get on good terms with Amber in case she gets HOH next week.

I'm sorry but everything Zach does is for personal gain on his side, he could give a fuck emotionally about anyone in the house. Funny thing is after Zach leaves and Jameka comes back to the hammock Amber gets smug about his approach and how he's trying to encourage her to "keep fighting". Apparently she sees through his crap as well!

Zach let it slip in his choice of not so carefully chosen words that Amber will be leaving this week if the nominations stay the same. Zach told Amber to think of her leaving as a "positive" as she will be lying on the beach with Dustin. Interesting.

Inside the three FUGLY guys left, Dick, Eric and Zach all joke about all the hot guys being voted out. That these 3 FUGLY guys are what the girls have to choose from for whatever purpose the ladies might need them. Later outside Dick is a happy guy doing jumps in the pool, throwing balls, laughing, having a GAY OL' TIME.

9:59pm . Daniele and Jessica are talking on the backyard hammock. Jameka says Daniele's nomination speech was "honest". It seems Daniele told Jameka she didn't want to sit next to her in the final 2 because of her "personality" meaning Jameka would win against Daniele. THAT'S RIGHT BITCH WHO CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND ON TV. I'm telling you, I fucking hate cheaters. HATE them.

They wonder if Dustin is now in sequester. "Is he flying to Mexico?" wonders Jessica. Dustin did mention that he didn't have his passport and we all know how hard it has been lately getting your passport. Jameka says she has her passport, ready to go to sequester if that happens.

Jessica thinks POV could be an endurance one. They talk about the "togas" from the Food Comp earlier today and how Jameka is trying not to be upset with Zach about something he did during the Food Comp. Jameka has also yet to talk to Eric about "the Dustin thing". Jameka is also going to pick Jessica for the POV comp if she gets houseguest choice. Damn!

Jessica also admits that she wonders how Eric is outside the house. They also talk about how Eric is "bragging" about the size of his penis. I'm guessing Jameka's man back home is double the size of Eric.

Jameka FINALLY asks Jessica if Eric has a "deal" with Daniele and Dick. Jessica LIES and says "I don't think so". Jameka still doesn't believe Jessica had any part in Dustin leaving. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Inside Jen just SPRINTED upstairs to the HOH room and rang the doorbell. Daniele didn't let her in and Jen finally heads downstairs after minutes of rejection. Poor Dumb Jen. She's still stupid for keeping Dick.

In the bathroom Dick is laughing as he takes a shower. Eric and Zach are in the bathroom joking around with him. How great is it for Dick to have 2 male idiots playing for HOH each week. One is always throwing it and the other just plans sucks as well as throws the HOH's. More chances of Dick winning HOH's in the up coming weeks. It's going to take a girl to send Dick home.

Dick is now egging on Jen about a can of peanuts in her bathroom drawer. She says she hasn't been "hoarding" food and that they are for counting purposes. Dick is most likely working to get a penalty nomination for Jen in the most fun way possible. Then Dick makes a comment about Jen "having nuts in your mouth". She says she's never had them in her mouth. Interesting.

10:26pm . Eric and Amber FINALLY talk about Dustin leaving. Amber drives it home that she is on slop, lost her "best friend" in the house and on the "block". Eric says "it was a difficult choice" to get Dustin out and how people "agreed" with it. Eric LIES about how he said it was a "last second thing" and "I don't know if it was the correct choice".

Basically Eric is just going to deliver large amounts of bullshit Amber's way. Amber says she's not MAD at anyone for being on the block or voting out Dustin but she's mad that Dustin was the vote that kept Eric here last week. I'm sorry Amber but you stated yesterday that you HATE Jessica and I'm sure you would shit on Eric's body if you could. I'm just saying is all.

Next Amber wants to know why Eric didn't tell her or Dustin why he was going home. He admits it was "cowardly" of him not to tell them and how he blames it was a "collective opinion" of the group to get Dustin out and that it wasn't his idea or plan to get out Dustin. BULLSHIT. I hope Amber finds out later and confronts him again and screams in his face.

Eric LIES saying he thought he was going to be nominated. Well I guess there's some truth to that because Daniele could have turned on him and I hope she still does. Amber gets a tiny bit emotional and says "I trusted you" and how there was a little bit of doubt but that she "trusts him". Eric scoops down a mouthful of crap into his mouth as he eats while she talks to him. Kinda rude on that prick's part.

Eric is honest to tell Amber that he felt he was the "lone man on the bottom" of their FIVE alliance and how he would be first out. What's funny is Eric's shirt says "NEVER FORGET" and I doubt Amber will "never forget" what Eric did to Dustin. Don't get me wrong, Dustin had it coming and I can see Eric pushing for Amber to be evicted so she won't win HOH and go after him next week.

Amber is upset about Daniele's speech about how she's a "threat" because she "gets along with everybody". Eric tries to compare him with her, Jameka and Jessica as people who get along with everyone. Eric TELLS Amber that JEN is the target this week and Amber still doesn't believe that and that she's the target. SELF INVOLVED Amber RETURNS!

Amber starts to get emotional talking about how she feels like she has "nobody" but "yeah I mean I have Jameka but I still feel like I have nobody". Well that should make Jameka feel good about her friendship with you.

Amber asks if "this was planned to get Dustin on the block" and he says "no" and says his goodbye speech was about how he didn't think Dustin was going home. BULLSHIT. Don't buy it Amber! Amber now admits that Jessica and him will turn "yours backs on me at any point" and she wants to have a group to talk to see if they are still a group or to go their seperate ways.

Daniele heads up to the HOH room and pathetic and tragic Zach follows suit. He feels like he has a "friend" in Daniele when in fact she's just using him. Meanwhile Jameka is dancing downstairs near the dining room table, Jessica and Amber are laughing along and Eric is buzzing from the quarters game. Jen finally leaves Dick and heads inside to watch the excitement of whatever game they are playing now. Jameka lays on the table and lets out a damn good laugh.

WHERE'S ALL THE FUCKING FIGHTING? Would someone please just rat out Eric about his "incest" comments about Daniele and Dick last week so that the Dick's can turn on Eric and backdoor him! PLEASE!

Day 50

House Update: In the early hours of the midnight morning Eric and Dick were talking in the backyard. It seems they are back to being normal to each other, no cussing or talks of backstabbing. Dick really truely feels some kind of loyalty to Eric and even shares with him the plan that could have happened that would have gotten him out next week had he not gone through with saving Dick. But who's to say Dustin wouldn't have won HOH against Daniele.

It seems Daniele came out to talk to Dick and Eric during the midnight morning hours as well. Her rude whiney ass still can't figure out what Dustin "hated her so much". IDIOT, wait until you see yourself on TV, not everyone thinks you're America's Sweetheart... BITCH.

They all talk about Jen being the replacement nominee if POV is used. I really hope Daniele doesn't get Jen out on the week of her birthday because that would really suck for Jen fans. Eric is so fucking buddy buddy with them but wait until Jameka or Amber ruin his game by telling the Dick's how Eric made "incest" comments about both of them... over and over and time and time again. Expect another big blow up against Eric. This shit really needs to come out so America's Prick can be back the fuck doored!

9:50am . Grottee 2 to the Max, Zach was taking a shower. Yuck to the extreme. Amber just went into the Diary Room. Zach is in the kitchen talking with Dick about how happy he is that his nose hair that was bothering him for weeks now is gone. That must be why Zach always shoves his oger finger up his nose.

Zach and Dick go into the storage room and whisper sweet bullshit to each other. I didn't catch what they said but Zach is always all knowing saying "I actually already knew". Zach just sneezed and the house literally shook. Glass shattered. I just can't stand Zach right now so I'm trying to just beat him down. I won't be surprised if he's in the final four. DAMN.

Um.. WHAT IS THIS? Is Dick fucking crying on Camera 3? He's got a tear coming out of his left eye and he is sniffling alot. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BIG BROTHER! Camera zooms in on Dick trying not to cry and then BB announces "The Bedroom lights must remain on during the day!" So Jen was right... weeks ago Jen told Kail that Dick crys himself to sleep! Finally proof this epic asshole crys himself to sleep. But why? Do assholes have the ability to cry?

10:35am . Jameka and Amber are in the bathroom talking about "it's almost game time" meaning the POV is getting prepared outside. Amber says she keeps "seeing" her picking Zach's ball for POV. Jameka says she's not nervous but more anxious and wants it to be something she can take her frustration out on. Amber says she heard Dick and Jessica talking really early in the morning... thus proving that Jessica turned on their alliance and is on Team Dick.

Amber now talks about Eric's talk last night. Amber says "Jessica... shady fucking people" and "it's funny how she couldn't stand E.D. last week and now they're best friends" to which Jameka does her AWARD WINNING mmmmhmmmm! It's about time Jameka sees Jessica for the backstabbing cunt she really is.

Jameka now tells Amber about how she was upset with Zach yesterday for playing a shit prank on the toilet seat. Zach says "whatever, it was funny" to Jameka's over the top reaction where she honestly told Zach "it wasn't". Jameka then talks about her chat with Eric last night. She says Eric voted out Dustin because it was what was best for him. TRUE DAT.

Jameka then says she told Eric TO HIS FACE that he was "greedy" for turning on his alliance. Jameka loves telling Amber how she threw the "where was your loyalty to the group?" in Eric's FACE during their chat but little does she know Eric could give a shit about loyalty. Here's HOPING Jessica turns on Eric at some point so Eric can feel the stink of true friend backstabbing.

FAKE ASS Jessica comes into the bathroom and tells them that she hopes she plays in POV to "fight" for it. She takes her FAKE ASS out of the bathroom area and Amber thinks Jessica will fight for it so that she can keep the nominations the same so that Eric can't be backdoored. Never thought about that Amber, GOOD GIRL! Gotta get Jessica out if she's playing POV. Gotta keep that option open for Eric to get backdoored!

Amber and Jameka continue to trade Eric's BULLSHIT comments during their seperate conversations from last night. Amber says Eric felt "more threatened" by Dustin than he does by Dick/Daniele as a pair. Jameka then says "I'm about to fart". FUNNY!

10:58am . Eric and Jessica are talking in the big bed bedroom. Eric is already preparing mind manipulation on Jessica putting fear in her head that he could be backdoored this week so if she plays for POV to play to keep the nominations the same.

Eric says Jen is Dick/Daniele's "biggest threat" so it would make sense to keep her in the game. Eric wants to make sure the nominations stay the same so that there's no way he's backdoored this week. Eric WANTS to keep Jen in the house!

Daniele comes in saying she caught them "giggling" about something. HELLO BITCH, they are talking about you possibly not getting your way this week! Eric and Daniele joke about if it is a prize POV that each will battle who will win the most prizes. Daniele leaves and they get back to talking but Zach comes in and the talking stops again.

House Update: Well, Daniele keeps fucking dominating as she won POV yet again. It seems Jen was not picked to play POV. Damn! Jessica also played and of course Dick was selected by Daniele with "houseguest choice". HOLY FUCK. No wonder Jameka and Amber didn't have a chance. And the Dick's were right, yet again, this POV had prizes to be won!

Amber won a trip and Daniele also won a trip because both were the final 2 left in the POV. Another competition where Amber came in second and almost fucking won. I hope that damn lucky number of 7 didn't fuck with her again on the last question.

Now comes the deal making. Jameka and Amber are trying to figure out what kind of deal to present to Daniele so that she will use the POV on Amber. Meanwhile Dick and Daniele are also talking about making a possible deal with Jen and using her for a week in case she stays and wins HOH. I'm starting to get the impression that Daniele isn't heartless and may still want to use Jen in the house.

If the nominations stay the same America will vote for Eric to go after Amber and that won't be a pretty sight to watch. At least she got a trip out of all this. Her and Dustin both got something good for being idiots and putting up with the Dick's.

House Update: Amber has prayed to God again on the hammock and asked that she would be DISCOVERED AS A MODEL! A fucking MODEL! Amber also wishes harm on Zach now. She just hates everyone [except Jameka], kinda like the new Daniele in the house. In another part of the house both Zach and Dick realize that Jen has a "thick skin" when it comes to people being verbally abusive towards her. Dick actually thinks Jen gets off on it. PERVERT!

8:46pm . It seems Jameka and Amber are onto my plan... that it would be SMART of Daniele to get rid of Eric this week! They talk on the backyard hammock. Amber has also turned on Jessica as a friend in the house and no longer trusts her and considers her to be the new "fake" member of the house. "Fucking fake people- I can't. Two faced people" says Amber.

Jameka says that if Amber goes this week that she will go up every week for the next 3 weeks. TRUE DAT! Amber wants to make a deal with Daniele that if she pulls her off that if she for some fucked up reason wins HOH that the Dick's will be safe next week under the possible reign of Whamber.

Amber now says she can just tell "when someone's hug is real or not". Really? Amber now tells Jameka about how Amber threw POV that one week to save Daniele near the beginning of the game and how she would be the middle [wo]man between Nick and Daniele for weeks. You see people who want to apply for Big Brother, NEVER save anyone because they can screw you over weeks down the line. ALWAYS PLAY FOR YOURSELF!

Amber now says Jameka has it good for the next few weeks "because you're not a threat to anyone". God is pushing Jameka to the end because Amber made anti-semitic comments. BELIEVE IT!

House Update: Apparently the houseguests were playing a game of quarters and then Eric blurted out "Fuck You America". Other than that it has been a boring night and most likely a boring week if Daniele doesn't get her hatred on Jen under control and go after the biggest threat in the house... ERIC!

11:15pm . "I'm at my whits end with her" says Daniele about Jen. They compare Jen to a mosquito buzzing around your ear. ZACH of all people is saying Jen is ANNOYING... ZACH! Dick is now on his most recent power trip about how Jen should have been out week one and that she's going this week. Zach keeps picking his nose, shoving his fat finger into his nose. Zach is on a high because apparently during the POV comp there were CBS.com poll questions and one of them said Zach was "sexy" in his rabbit suit. Capital G lowercase ross!

Jen comes outside and the bashing stops. Dick is wearing "Define Girlfriend" shirt which I think belonged to Dustin. Wow, he's such an immature brat that he has to steal someone's shirt and wear it to mock Dustin. Daniele just screamed and jumped up from the backyard couch because it seems a spider was crawling on her. She goes inside and Jen and Dick talk.

Dick makes a point how Zach and Daniele use to "hate" each other. Jen says Zach is good with whoever is HOH and Dick says "Zach isn't that bad". Dick is once again on his POWER TRIP about how when Jen was HOH he was behind people going to Jen and getting her to put up Zach against Dick. But we all know Joe ended up going up against Dick.

Dick is now on his bullshit rant about himself and how HE got Joe out when he was up against him during his week. I can't watch Jen get talked down by Dick, how and why she lets it happen. "Whatever, that was so long ago, why even bother with that" says Jen but Dick says it matters because SELF INVOLVED Dick says "because I was on the block".

Now Dick WON'T give credit to Amber almost winning HOH and POV this week because it was all "guessing" yet his cunt of a daughter is this MASTER PLAYER who won because she's so fucking "smart" in his eyes. WHATEVER DICK.

Day 51

House Update: Dick mentions to Eric that he got "warnings" for some of the things he said towards Dustin last week. Dick also mentions there WILL be drama come Monday when the replacement nominee is put up. I wonder what he means by this. If Jen is backdoored all she will do is cry and take more verbal abuse... But if Eric is put up then Jessica and Eric will rat out the Dick's on anything they can rat them out on.

Later Eric told Jameka in the bathroom that Zach threw the veto towards Dick last week. He implies that Zach and Dick are in an alliance. Jameka believes it. Jameka has also been asked out on a date with Zach meaning come Thursday Jameka WILL be staying no matter who's up against her, Amber or Jen.

Eric also says the house could have gone against what he wanted and kept Nick but the just proves he has power with words. I can't believe this, Jessica actually told Eric that he was being "rude" to Jen earlier. WOW, very impressive Jessica because a friendship with Eric is a lifetime of calling him out on shit like that over and over and over again.

Both Jessica and Eric spend most of the morning hours as the sun rises talking outside on the backyard lounge chairs. They are cuddling, resting their heads on each other's shoulders, getting close but nothing really romantic. Just playful banter and how they think they are better than the whole Nick & Daniele thing.

7:41am . Jess and Eric continue to talk on the backyard lounge chairs. Eric believes there's a 15 percent chance that Daniele and Dick will nominate him come Monday. Jessica wonders how Eric feels about Jen going this week. Part of him doesn't care but then he doesn't want to do what the Dick's want JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY SO... yet if they keep Jen next week and Jen gets HOH Eric makes it clear how he wants to BULLY Jen into putting up Jameka and Zach and not him, Jessica, Dick or Daniele.

I can't stand Eric's PRICK BULLY behaviour towards women and towards people in general. He loves to tell you what to do and how to play this game yet you can't tell him what to do or how to play this game. It's one side with this fucking prick. It's pathetic as Eric and Jessica try to out do without really trying the late night Janelle and Kaysar chats.

They believe they have been outside talking for 5 hours and that someone out there has been watching them for the full five hours. Eric starts talking to the people watching about how he and Jessica will have a "spin off" series comparing their love marriage wedding shindig to be bigger than Rob and Amber's whole marriage thing. He's playing around of course but part of him really believes it, at least I think.

They both get up and head inside. Eric goes to the bathroom to take a piss and his piss stream isn't anywhere as impressive as Dustin's. I remember once reporting that Dustin peed for a few good minutes, thick and strong stream... for people who are into that type of kink. Eric's pathetic.

House Update: Yet another boring day in the BB house where I'll try and make interesting. It seems both Dick and Zach both masturbated and shot their creamy gross loads all over themselves in sequester before the game/show actually started. Well I 'm not sure if they shot in a sock, in the shower or just all over themselves in bed... but they jerked off before week one.

The plan to backdoor Jen is still in full swing. Daniele and Zach discuss how Jen will take going up when she is under the impression that she will be safe this week. Daniele expects Jen to be in "hell" for the next few days. How sweet of someone who says they're never "rude" yet everyone else.

And that's it. What did you and I expect? Dick to finally get his kiss from Jessica... on the mouth? It's so obvious Dick wants to sleep with Jessica and tell her it would be the "best fuck of her life". He's such a pervert. I actually miss Dustin, would rather have Dick out of the house.

Still hoping next week will be my Dickless house week!

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August 16, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Seven Part 2

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

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Day 47 [Part 2]

House Update: Dick has told Daniele that he won't go out with a bang if he's evicted. Daniele also tells Dick that if Eric and Jessica agree to this foursome deal to not be surprised if they back out last minute and evict you. Dick agrees to leave on a positive note.

Later Dick has gone to the HOH room to pitch the new alliance to Jessica. He's trying to keep himself in and Jessica is not really agreeing but listening. Dick now claims to Jessica that he wasn't "threatening" him earlier when they talked. That Eric will go home in a few weeks and who would she rather be in the end with, him and Daniele or Amber and Jameka.

Dick also makes fun of Zach and how he thinks he is closer to you than Eric is. Jessica continues to listen but not saying "yes" to anything. Jessica does REVEAL that Zach told Jessica right before HOH that he promises not to put her up if he gets it and if she gets it to not put him up... Quite Smart there Zachy!

Dick then leaves and gets Daniele to go up to the HOH room to talk to Jessica. Daniele starts to talk about how she doesn't trust Eric but only because Jessica SAYS she is not going to tell Eric anything. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT!

Jessica now tells Daniele if she wants the option to play by herself in this game but Daniele doesn't and wants her Dad to stay in the game. Jessica also finds out through the Dick's that last week Jen was the original target until they focused on Eric. Daniele wants Jen to be the target next week if they go through with the plan... but I thought Dick wanted Amber and Jameka up next... confusion here!

Daniele now tries to point out that Dustin is a "competitor" because he drank all 10 drinks in the last POV comp... Um.. HELLO BITCH, your dad drank all 10 also and you both have each won HOH and you've won POV... come on! Eric and Jessica can't be that stupid not to see what you're doing here.

When Jessica tells Daniele about how she has to learn to trust Eric, well then Daniele brings up Zach and how Jessica feels about him. It seems Daniele wants to get Eric out of their foursome and replace him with Zach. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BITCH. Daniele is getting excited at the possibility of seeing Dustin's face when and if he is evicted. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

Minutes later Jameka comes into the HOH room and discovers them talking. She is invited to stay but she leaves. Their talk is over.

7:57pm . Eric and Jessica are now talking in the HOH room about everything the Dick's are saying. Jessica is still upset over that fact that the Dick's tried to get rid of Eric last week and Eric brings up that they are not "trustworthy".

Eric now goes into a speech how he's all about listening to people's ideas... but "to me"... "I don't know"... Eric says his own personal selfish are guiding him but he doesn't know what Jessica wants. He understands Jessica has made deals with Zach and Jen and that he wants her to be confident with this deal with the Dick's.

Eric says if Dustin goes that he will take all the heat for it. He thinks Jessica will comfort Jameka and Amber and blaming Eric for everything. Eric keeps talking about how he his position may be even "worse" than it already is. Jessica then asks "why then even consider it?"

Eric blames it on what Jessica thinks. Jessica says she doesn't know if she can trust them. Jessica says the Dick's can turn on them and what are they going to do. Jessica says if Dick goes, Daniele doesn't win HOH then no one will be after us and they will not have any enemies.

OH MY GAWD JESSICA, JUST SAY FUCKING NO!!! And fucking end it!

Eric won't shut the fuck up. HE NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP. He keeps trying to make Jessica be the deciding factor if this new alliance is created or not. He keeps talking how good it would be to take it and how bad it would be to take it and so on and back and forth. If I was in the house I'd be after him from day one and getting in so many arguments with him. I would then tell him to "Shut the Fuck Up" whenever he used the word "midget".

Jessica and Eric keep throwing it back and forth on "what do you think" regarding the alliance. FINALLY Jessica says "I just really want to get rid of Dick" meaning NO to the alliance. FINALLY. Moving the fuck on! Oh GAWD Jessica suggests Eric and Daniele should talk so that they both can have the option of having an alliance with just her without Dick. Eric says something about Zach and Jessica says that Eric shouldn't talk to Daniele.

Amber comes in and is apparently getting ready for her date with Zach. She doesn't want to eat outside because Zach will most likely talk game and she doesn't want to do that. Jessica says Zach talked game the "whole time".

Amber leaves and Eric KEEPS FUCKING pushing for Dustin to be evicted. GIVE IT UP!

8:38pm . Zach and Amber start their dinner date. Amber is probably going to think Zach is now in LOVE with her as she thinks Mike is. 5, 4, 3 , 2, 1 and Zach has gone straight into game talk. Talking about Dick and Dustin "not campaigning"... LIAR!

He tries to get her crappy insight on the people invading the Big Brother house. OH MY GAWD, Amber just told Zach that he should go for the Bachelor! PLEASE! This date is so AWKWARD, no wonder Zach is single.

In another part of the house Dustin is in the gym working out. He's doing jumping jacks... I didn't know people still did that!

9:52pm . Eric is in the backyard on the hammock. Daniele is sleeping face down on the backyard couches. Dick just told Eric that now is a perfect time to talk to Daniele. Eric gets up to go talk to her. Daniele says her dad is pissing her off because "he keeps bossing me around".

Eric is going to try and work Daniele in case she gets HOH next week. Daniele asks "what's up" and Eric says their Dick alliance idea "is actually a good idea". This just means Eric will keep pushing the idea of getting out Dustin on Jessica who I think will NEVER go for it and eventually turn on Eric. SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC.

Stop giving Daniele hope that this will happen. Dick comes outside to get a cup to "distract" Zach with something to do. Eric says Jen is a "liar" even though he's the worst one in the house. He's on a endless rant about how Jen is "all over the map". He next goes on about how Jameka can't compete- You know what, I'm sorry. This conversation is useless, it's not going to happen, Jessica is not going to turn on her alliance.

Earlier upstairs Jessica was talking with Dustin and Jameka about getting Dick out this week. It's done. The vote WILL come to a tie if Amber, Jameka and Jen vote out Dick and if Zach keeps to his word with Jessica Dick will go home with a 4 to 2 vote. NO MATTER what Eric works up Jessica CAN NOT look Dustin in the face and send him home. She just can't.

OH GAWD Eric just said him and Daniele are the "best players" here. I'M SORRY, but the only 2 best players of any season are the 2 people left standing at the end, period, end of story.

10:49pm . IDIOT Eric is all on board with trashing his own alliance, the SAME ONE that SAVED him last week! He's trashing Amber, Jameka, Jen, Dustin but holds Jessica to this higher standard. Daniele starts in about how Amber thought the bandana Daniele has been wearing that Nick left her was her's that Nick borrowed... well it seems Amber found her bandana that she gave Nick in a drawer and a week later apologized to Daniele about having it all wrong.

They just ended their long ass talk. Eric plans on talking to Jessica later tonight but Jessica is already up in the HOH room talking with Jameka, Amber and Dustin about how she doesn't like Dick and Daniele working together in the house and that SHE FUCKING WANTS DICK OUT!

10:58pm . Dick is outside smiling BIG and talking to himself out great today was. He's under the impression he's staying. Inside Daniele and Eric are laughing and looking through the glass mirrors. Daniele is all happy now thinking Eric will be able to talk Jessica into turning into a bitch of the season. Dick comes in happy ready to play the boring ass beer pong.

Upstairs Jen is EXCITED about Dick leaving. "You know we can all breathe!" says Jen. Everyone upstairs is happy Dick is leaving. Go figure upstairs and downstairs are thinking 2 totally different things about who's getting evicted. Dustin just packed up his suitcase and jokingly says "I'm all packed. See you in sequester Bitches".

Later Jess and Jen go to the hottub to talk and Jess makes it known that "no matter what they're trying, Dick is going home".

Day 44

OH GAWD, Amber are not suspecting that Eric and Dick are in an alliance! OHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDDD. Jameka is now jumping on the idiot bandwagon. OH WAIT, Amber throws in Jen. Here's her reasoning. Dick isn't so hard on Eric this week SO that must mean HE'S AN A MUTHA FUCKING ALLIANCE WITH HIM. AMMMMBBEERR SHUT UP!

12:26am . Outside Daniele and Zach tell Dick about how the lenghts they have to do to connect with the other side of the house. FUCK ME for thinking Daniele and Zach were having a great time playing beer pong when in fact they were just using them to further themselves in the game and still plan to hate the other side no matter what.

Dick heads inside as Daniele and Zach are on Jameka bashing rant. Daniele says Dick says Jameka "has messed this game up for alot of people" and Daniele thinks "that's so true". Zach tells Daniele that they have Jen but Daniele tells Zach "not to trust her too much". Dick comes back out and I could give a fuck what the first member of the jury has to say.

Oh wait Daniele is telling Zach with too much happiness how her father got Dick's stuff, threw something on the roof that belonged to Dustin and how they took Dustin's robe as well as a can of olives. Oh how they LAUGH at the other side and how they pull immature pranks to get the better of them because they have no real power this week. Wait, Dick does have POV but he doesn't have the power to save himself and his daughter in one week.

Zach continues to CLEVERLY THINK the other side doesn't suspect that he threw the POV. "I'm trying to get in with those idiots to give them the shaft" says a PLAYER WITH INCREDIBLE SMARTS AND STYLE Zach aka MORON. Zach now repeats the bullshit Amber says about how Jessica thinks he is a great person. Daniele laughs how everyone is "fake" in here, including herself and how she hates everyone, including Zach but now that she's working with him she supposely doesn't hate him.

Zach says Jameka ruined her game and he guarentees that she won't win. Daniele and Zach both tell each other that if Jameka is in the final 2 that she won't have their votes. BITTER MUCH BITCHES?

Daniele now tells Zach that "it is me and you before you and her" meaning Jen is the first to go out of their side of the house. It's obvious that Daniele, Zach and Jen are against Jameka, Dustin, Amber, Jessica and Eric.

Zach keeps smiling how great this next week will be when HE wins HOH and how everyone will treat him and WHAT THE FUCK EVER, just win and then do something. Be an idiot, win HOH this week, make some new enemies when you should let the other side win, take Daniele out and make sure Jen is taken out before him.

Now both disagree with Jen "being on board" with the plan to go after the five. Zach doesn't think she is but Daniele believes she is. Daniele calls the other side "jerks" yet somehow she's not one. Zach's MASTER strategy is making Eric think he's "one of his guys" in terms of what Eric is missing from the outside world, his buds.

Zach jokes with Daniele about how he lied to Eric about being friends outside the house. Asshole. Looks like Jameka was dead on calling Zach "disingenuous". He's even using Daniele to further himself in the game. Just own up to it Zach.

12:51am . OH FUCK. Jessica has mentioned she just may put up Dustin in place of Daniele. WHAT? That means there will be 4 votes to evict Dustin! WHAT? Zach, Daniele, Jen and America's vote Eric versus Jameka and Amber for voting out Dick. But then again why the fuck would Jen vote Dick to stay in the house? She'd work better with Daniele with Dick out of the house. So maybe it will just be a tie vote and Jessica will send home Dick. Yeah!

Dustin informs Jen about how they plan to stay seated when Dick is evicted Thursday. Jen kind of agrees to do it.

2:18am . Jen and Dustin are in the HOH room discussing what else... the Dick's. Jen says that they told her that every week they wanted her out but that she kept winning POV and/or taken off the block so that was no longer an option. Dustin says "well aren't they nice".

Jen says "whatever" about the Dick's and says "that's why we say everything happens for a reason". Dustin goes on to say that Dick and Daniele were put in the house to "reconcile" and then Jen says "they can reconcile in the jury house". This must mean if Dick remains on the block that she WILL vote out Dick!

2:28am . Dustin ONCE AGAIN offers himself to go up against Dick. STUPID IDIOT. Whatever, there can only be 2 left and this idiot wants to pull such a cocky move that I FOR ONE hopes it BLOWS UP IN HIS FACE and out the door he goes. I can't stand the Dick's but this has to be one of the dumbest moves this season, who the fuck would put themselves on the block on purpose? An IDIOT!

These idiots in the HOH room claim, wait, actually just Dustin thinks their "goodbye messages" will be the "worst", so bad that Dick will "want to kill himself". A bit much FUCKSTIN. Dustin wants to now make some ass speech during the live show about how Dick needs to be the father he never was but everyone thinks it is a bit too much.

I'm starting to look forward to Dustin coming off as the biggest idiot this season come Thursday.

House Update: The house is slowly moving about, nothing big happening. Dustin is being kind to Dick yet Dick put hot sauce in something that Dustin has, still be an immature little brat just like his daughter.

As far as I know Jessica is still putting up Dustin because they're all cocky as fuck. I'm hoping Jessica doesn't put up Dustin because it may be a tie vote and I can see her not wanting to be the deciding vote thus making the first person in the jury mad at her. She will hopefully put up Zach or Jen, Jen because she's been up so many times that it won't affect her too much.

House Update: The house remains quite boring. And there's been no word that Dustin is not going up in place of Daniele when Dick uses POV. Whatever, there can only be 2, they all have to go at some point. Amber continues to say GOD will give her HOH this week so if that happens will she go after Eric or the Dick's for Dustin going to sequester?

Day 44 [Part 2]

9:15pm . Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire AMBER is now back to Jen and Eric being in a secret alliance! Jameka and Jessica listen in on Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire AMBER as she says she saw Jen go to the bathroom, see Eric by himself outside and then took the chance to go outside and talk to him for 10 minutes. Amber was in the kitchen, saw it, has no fucking idea what the conversation was about BUT FOR FUCK SAKE'S IT HAS TO BE TRUE these 2 are in an alliance because this BITCH SAW THEM.

Eric comes up and the talk stops. Well he goes into the bathroom and all three get back to talking about him. Jessica wonders what Eric will do if Jen is mentioned as a replacement nominee for when Daniele comes off the block. She says Eric has mentioned Zach but Zach hasn't done shit so that's odd to them.

It looks like Dustin isn't going up. Thank GOD but Jen could be in danger this week! Holy fuck, another week of Dick... I can't bare it.

Dustin comes into the HOH room LIVID! He's discovered the olives hidding under his bed and 2 items of his are missing, the tattoo sleeve and his robe. Dustin wonders why anyone would take his robe from him. Dustin admits that he already looked through Dick's stuff and that he's not embarrassed to do so. "Can you believe that, he's taken my shit!"

Dustin says he's not going to stoop to the level that Dick has gone too after Jameka suggests that his smokes could be a target for Dustin to go after. Now Jameka and Amber want to go through their stuff to see what Dick could have taken. Dustin is all about how Dick will use the veto on himself... when he won't.

Right now Dustin is just throwing out INSANE STUPID IDIOT BULLSHIT STUPID ideas on what to do this week if this happened and that happened until Jameka chimes in with "why even chance it". Meaning all of Dustin's bullshit insane plans are just out there and putting members of their own alliances on the block is just idiotic rants from an angry angry "he stole my stuff" man.

Now Eric is back in the conversation as everyone assumes Dick won't use POV whereas Eric is saying that Dick WILL USE IT. OH COURSE Amber is "nope he will leave it the same". Now these idiots in the HOH are assuming once one of the Dick's leave that the other 3 not part of their alliance will FINALLY TEAM UP but they already have. At this stage of the game assume the other four people not part of your alliance of five.. are in their own fucking alliance!

Oh wait, Dustin has NOW admitted that he doesn't want to go on the block. Amber says that both Eric and Dustin no longer want to go on the block this week up against Dick and that her and Jameka are willing to go up in Daniele's place when/if Dick uses the POV. I'm all for Amber being up and being the first member of the jury. ALL FOR IT!

In the backyard Dick is telling Daniele about how the other side of the house only has 2 options, Zach or Jen to go up when he uses POV. Little does he know how stupid the upstairs HOH herd is and how they are talking about putting up one of their own. FUCKING IDIOTS!

Zach is now in the HOH room and purposely stopping the talk or probably trying to get information to hand deliver to the Dick's. Either way he's annoying up there. Get out so they can back to talking.

10:13pm . Zach is telling Jessica that he doesn't think Dick will use POV. But I'm pretty sure Dick has told Zach and Jen to give the other side of the house misleading information so that when the POV is used they will have to make a last minute decision. WHOA, Zach just said that he thinks Dick is trying to spread some false shit around the house and will use it on his daughter.

Oh I get it. Zach is working his MAGIC on Jessica and is starting his MASTER GENIUS PLAN on pulling Jessica away from Eric. Eric passes by and then Zach tells Jessica that they will talk later in the HOH room and how he has "good insight" on what's happening in the house. Sure you do Zach... Surrrrreeee you do.

10:19pm . Dustin goes up into the HOH room and tells Jameka and Amber his reasons why he doesn't want to be put up on the block. Dustin says he came into this house to work on his "ego, his pride, his arrogance". Dustin is now saying when he first brought up the idea of him going up was from a place of "arrogance".

Amber is pushing into guilting Dustin into not going back on what he said. It seems Amber doesn't want to go up in Dustin's place... will this bitch turn on him? Dustin now says if he goes up on the block with one of the Dick's that he can't trust Eric's votes. Amber then calls Dustin out "which is it" on why he doesn't want to go up.

Dustin says "both" BITCH. Amber suggests Eric so that it will be a tie and Jessica will send home Dick. YES! This way America's Player can't vote and America won't fuck this one up. I want Dick out!

Minutes later Jameka, Dustin and Amber have moved into the HOH bathroom. Dustin gets a hug from Amber and a playful "you're a jerk". Dustin keeps asking if they understand what he's saying. Dustin admits Eric's vote is "sketchy". Their hug last a full minute, give or take.

Amber brings up Jen's name as a replacement nominee and Dustin says Jessica says she doesn't want to do it. Amber then says "my legs and ass hurt so bad". Okay.

Amber just said that she is going to freak the fuck out if Jessica puts up one of her own and the vote comes back 4 to 2. Jameka then says that's why she isn't down for that "risk". Dustin now states again that he is ready to go up but he wants to tell Jessica that it is a "risky move".

Dustin then asks Jameka if she "trusts Eric's vote". Amber says Eric should go up but Dustin thinks if Daniele comes off that he should go up against Dick on the block. IDIOT. Just put up Eric and tell him that this is because of what he did to Amber or something like that. Get Eric on the block!

Day 45

12:34am . Zach is working on Jessica on the backyard hammock. Both are talking about "genuine" certain people were when Jessica won. Jessica tells Zach that she is "torn" about who to put up if POV is used. Zach says he heard from Dustin that he wants to go up and is trying to get Jessica to focus on putting up Dustin using whatever verbal tatics he can. He calls what Dustin said a "flaw" and that "obviously Dick is going home".

Jessica admits that Dustin is now backtracking on wanting to go up. Zach is back to working all his BEST GAME MOVES on Jessica. I'm pretty sure Jessica will take what she heard and translate the best she can to the girls in the HOH room later tonight. Zach is all about putting doubt in Jessica's head about her own teammates in her alliance.

Zach keeps pushing how Dustin "lied" about voting out Eric. Zach is careful with his words as he delivers his carefully crafted speech on Jessica. Whenever Jessica talks about how she doesn't want to create new enemies Zach keeps jumping on the notion to put up Dustin.

Well Zach is doing exactly what he wanted to do when he talked to Dick/Daniele earlier this week. He wants doubt in people's minds in that alliance he hates so much. Jessica says "whoever I put up will be alot of thought behind it". Zach offers to help her choose who to put up.

Jessica makes it known that if the vote comes to a tie that one of the original nominees will go home. Zach says "if you put up someone in your group, it's a sure thing" and then says "you have me as a vote 100 percent". Zach gives her his word that he will vote how she wants him to vote! Zach keeps telling her to be "careful".

Zach is back on his ego game playing speech how he's been "playing" the whole time even though people thought he wasn't playing. ZACH JUST LIED saying he hasn't "picked a side because no one has offered"! YOU FUCKING LIAR, don't claim you haven't lied in the game to anyone bitch 'cause you a liar bitch.

Jessica now worries what people will ask her when they see them talking in the hammock. Zach says to lie to them about what they are going to wear tomorrow and how DUSTIN is the ONLY person who will come up to Zach and ask him what they talked about. LIAR!

Zach is now telling Jessica to find out who in her group she trusts the most, stay "really tight with one", be decent with two, don't believe anything 3 or 4 say because you can't have four friends in this house. Be very into your opinion, don't let anyone change it. Peopel can offer you deals, alliances but all you can do is look out for yourself.

Zach says "for me... I'm SMART". Zach really really thinks he's GOT Jessica. I can't wait to write down how Jessica blabbed everything to the girls upstairs and I HOPE she puts up Zach in place of anyone coming off tomorrow.

Ohhh Zach just said he doesn't think Dustin is smart. REVEAL IT JESSICA, REVEAL that to Dustin! "His days are limited here" to which Jessica agrees with. OHHH Zach just said if Dustin goes up against Dick... that Dustin will GO HOME! You know when a girl shows interest in Zach inside the BB house he just lets most of his secrets out. Amateur.

Oh GAWD, Zach is trying to tell her that if Dick, Daniele, Jen and himself are in the jury that they control the jury votes. He's also trying to get her to turn against her people first so that the "outsiders" from her alliance control the jury vote. WHATEVER. I see what he's trying to do, he's trying to get Jessica to go against her alliance, make sure they fill up the jury house and that she COULD sit in the final 2 with one of the "outsiders" thus giving her a better chance to win... but then she would have to see that she's made her alliance members upset that she's in the end and they just may turn on her and vote the other person sitting next to her which Zach hopes he is that other person.

Jessica, end the conversation, go upstairs and REVEAL ALL while Zach goes to Dick/Daniele and REVEALS all. Turn on each other. Use each other. Move on!

3:24am . Eric has finally come out of the Diary Room and the person America has chosen for him to give the silent treatment is still unsure. Eric has requested to talk to Jessica in the HOH. Eric starts in about Zach and asks Jessica if she has made a deal with Zach yet and she says no. Eric says Zach has made deals with everyone who has had HOH.

Eric is going into FULL PARANOID mode. He mentions that Jessica is "getting stuff" that she hasn't told him yet and that Amber & Jameka are after or wanting him out. Eric also says he doesn't believe what Jen or Zach says, at all.

PARANOIA Eric starts in trying to get Jessica to reassure him that she wants to go to the final 2 with him. Eric wants to know what Amber and Jameka are saying about him. Eric also tells Jessica that she is the ONLY person he feels he can have a "frank conversation with" and he doesn't know if he can trust her.

Eric starts in with how "uneasy" he feels about all new relationships are beginning, who's talking with certain people and just feels like he's looking from the outside in. Eric wants to know if he's going to be fifth person out of their alliance. He says if that's what is going on that he is "not cool with that".

Eric bullshits about how he is "extremely loyal" and won't do a Dick/Daniele thing and put up "Dustin and Amber". Jessica finally asks Eric if he 100 percent trusts her and he says yes. Whew, Eric is back to talking a mile a minute here. He's talking about how "game one is ending" and how "game two is starting".

Eric is now telling Jessica he is ready to go after whoever, he's trying to get her to take in the possibility of turning on their alliance. Jessica asks what she should do. He suggests Dustin but Jessica says Dustin backed out of that idea. He then suggests Jen but Jessica doesn't want to put up Jen.

Eric is trying to prepare Jessica that when she puts up a "pawn" that there might be a possibility of them going home. Eric asks Jessica who is she comfortable going home in the "off chance" that the pawn goes home instead of Dick. Eric starts in saying "there's a .5 percent chance" the pawn may go home.

He says not to put him or Jameka. He pushes for Dustin or Amber. Eric "doesn't apperciate" Dustin telling Jessica to put him up on the block. Jessica says she believes Zach and doesn't see him as a liar. Eric now chimes in about Zach lying to Jessica because he's made so many deals in the game. I don't know, Eric is scrabbling like he just did some kind of drugs.

Eric says the Diary Room "riled me up". Interesting... Jessica invites Eric to sleep with her in the HOH room. Eric says he's going to be "sick" so he passes. Jessica says her mind is running a mile a minute about what Eric said and he apologizes for doing that to her. Now he says he may have the "flu". LIAR.

3:48am . Eric goes into the storage room to exchange his mic. He starts talking into it. Eric says he got out "as fast" as he could. He says that "they" cost him a chance to spend the night with her and it would have been benifical for him in "many many ways but fine, off to bed", he laughs. It seems Jessica was America's Choice for Eric to give the silent treatment to. WOW.

House Update: Dick used POV on Daniele. Daniele came off and Dustin went right the fuck up. OFFICIALLY the arrogant asshole FUCKSTIN is up on the block. Apparently Jen had FUCKING TEARS in her eyes when Dick was giving his speech and giving Daniele the POV. There was also talk of Jen going up on the block but when Jen found out she told the Dick's who told her to go up to talk to Jessica.

2:38pm . Dick and Daniele are sitting on their outside bitchin' and complaining couch discussing about how Zach and Jen should vote... but Dick doesn't know yet that Zach has promised Jessica that he will vote out Dick so that he can continue to stand behind the illusion that he's never lied in this game. Zach is all about getting Jessica away from Eric and lying about this vote just won't be the best way to go about it.

Minutes later Dick went into the bathroom to "apologize" to Amber in order to get back on her good side to use her to vote the way he wants this week. Dick is back to his OLD tricks again. They haven't worked in the past but will they this week? Dick also LIED telling Amber Daniele DIDN'T know about him doing anything he did this week! LIAR!

Dick then says he will apologize to Jameka and Jessica how he came off and why he "did what I had to do" and if they don't take his apology well then he did "what I had to do". He's looking for both girls right now. Not downstairs so he heads upstairs to the HOH room.

Dick sits down with Jameka on the upstairs couch. Dick says he doesn't care how she takes what he's going to say. He's spewing bullshit to get on her good side but whatever bullshit that comes out of her mouth won't work because Jameka has written him off. The whole point is Dick DIDN'T have to do what he did this week, bottom line and he did it because he wanted to and not because "I had to". I smell OLD bullshit!

Jameka then says it was nice to see "that side of you today" when he saved his daughter with the POV. Dick is super nice to Jameka now and kindly asks Jameka to get him Jessica when she's done with Eric.

Dick heads outside to discover Zach and Daniele talking about how they saw each other in the beginning of the game. Both hated each other in the beginning and both claim that the other one started it. They laugh about it as Dick says you both were mean to each other.

2:53pm . Jessica is explaining that they figured out last night that if Dick stayed on the block, Dustin would go up and that if Daniele stays on the block Jen goes up. Jessica explains that Jen went upstairs to tell her that Dustin has a "deal" with the Dick's. Jessica now begins to think what Jen says is true and since Eric was giving her the silent treatment she didn't get a chance to talk to him to change his mind.

"I lost my mind today" proclaims Jessica.

Day 45 [Part 2]

House Update: Apparently Big Brother is throwing the houseguests a party and we're fucking not invited. So until the feeds start up again let's find out what's happened in the house since my last update.

Dick pathetically tried to apologize but not really apologize to Dustin outside in the backyard where Dustin and Amber were trying to get tans. Dick told his side on how he came off this week and how it was all for Daniele and blah blah blah. Dustin wanted to know where his stolen items were and Dick said he'll give them to him.

Dick also confronts Dustin for calling his daughter a "shank" and how she's done NOTHING to him. BULLSHIT. The Dustin/Daniele thing is blamed on both sides and I'm personally sick of Daniele feeling as if she has done nothing wrong. Daniele has an attitude, Dustin doesn't like it and there we are, one hating the other forever and a day.

Anyways Dick goes and gets Dustin's hidden clothing items and throws them in the backyard like the child he is. He also tells Dustin that he'll give him the other stuff when he gets evicted. They also have an argument about std's and HIV tests, yeah I know, they took it there.

Next Dick goes and finds Eric, pulls him in the round bed bedroom and apologizes to him. He continues to tell Eric that he's the "best player in the house" and Eric continues to deny it. Dick tries to figure out how he and Eric can get back on good terms and how Dustin was the one doing what he thought Eric was doing.

Dick also REVEALS his one week deal with Dustin and Amber. Dick is trying to use Eric to break up the FIVE. Eric continues to try and make Dick feel guilty about wrongly accusing Eric of doing things in the house he didn't, but we all know Eric did ALL those things Dick accused him of, well just the voting and playing both sides stuff.

Later Dick pulls Jessica aside and it's the BROKEN RECORD all over again how Dick did all this for Daniele, which he did but I have to just call him out on how he enjoyed it and was also doing all his bashing this week because he was angry at the other side of the house getting the best of him.

OH MY GAWD, Dick is now trying to make a deal with Jessica about how if the votes come back as a fucking tie that if Jessica votes Dick to stay in that Daniele will have her back. UM.. OKAY, so now you're speaking on behalf of Daniele? WHATEVER.

Ohhh, Daniele has also told Zach that she wants to go to the final 2 with him. Mabye this will push Zach into keeping his promise with Jessica and voting DICK THE FUCK OUT!

8:23pm . The party is over and apparently Eric showed off his penis to the houseguests during the party. WHAT? Everyone is dressed sexy and hot. Even Eric looks good and Dustin looks damn good [minus his cut off jean shorts] but Jen's beauty surpasses them both! Dick looks like the walking dead and Zach is asleep in his bed. If only Mike was still in the house he would have cleaned up so fuckin' nice.

Zach just got up and is ready for a dip in the hot tub. Dick is being very positive wanting tonight to be "fun" after the week of hell they all put each other through.

8:37pm . Jessica whispers to someone off camera "I still want him out of here". Zach is in the hot tub with Dick and Daniele. Zach says Dick needs to stop acting like "Joe" this week and Dick takes offense to it and defends his actions but Daniele agrees with Zach that he was acting like "Joe" this week.

Zach continues to push that fact that Dick was campaigning in a way as percieved from the other side. Whatever point Zach is trying to make Dick isn't see it. Dick starts in with the Broken Record again and Daniele jumps on him to stop repeating himself.

Zach tells Dick that none of them will vote for Dick to stay this week. Dick feels like they all turned on him and that they think they are better people. HEY DICK, SAY THAT IN THE MIRROR dipshit. Dick keeps jumping on Zach and Zach can tell Dick isn't seeing where he is coming from. Zach even tells Dick that he has been acting like a "12 year old".

Daniele chimes in by asking Zach to go to Jessica and getting her to keep Dick over Dustin. Zach says he already tried all that... but did he! they all wait for the other people in the house to join them in the hot tub but no one is coming right away. I wonder why DICK.

All now question Jen's "word" and how much they can trust her. Dick says that Jen needs Dustin. Inside the FIVE, with Jen, are sitting around the kitchen area having laugh out loud fun. Dustin now asks Jen when they can talk to discuss her vote. Jen says she already talked to Eric, who's there talking with them, how she was already approached about getting rid of Dick.

Now the FIVE and Jen have whisper game fun where they play trash talking everyone in the room and fake laugh pointing at the person they talked about. Zach comes in telling them that he is going to take a shower and go to bed. Dick and Daniele come in next assuming the house still doesn't want to assoicate with them even after Dick's side of the house invited them into the hot tub.

DOES Dick now understand after you verbally and personally attack someone that they don't want to do what you want? Daniele sits with them at the big round table.

Minutes later Jameka and Jessica sit on the backyard couches. Jen joins them. Dick eventually comes out and Jameka IS TALKING TO DICK AGAIN! She asks him where a certain zipcode is. SHOCKING!

Both Jen and Jessica head inside to change for the hot tub leaving Jameka and Dick alone. It's pretty quiet. Jameka is humming something. Dick smokes cancer into his body. They make small talk about how the backyard doesn't smell anymore. HOW INTERESTING! Inside Daniele is joking with the rest of the house about Kail and her LOUD whispering.

9:26pm . Jameka and Amber talk in the HOH room about Zach. Jameka wants to know what other "crap" Zach has said about her and Amber says that Zach is just wondering if Jameka likes him. Jameka says she had a talk with Zach about how Zach thinks Jameka still has power to do things in this game even if she doesn't have HOH. She says Zach will have to have done something FIRST because he can win HOH. She's forgeting about the POV that she can still play for and her power of words.

Jessica joins the girls in the HOH to talk about Eric. Jessica says Eric is scared of them three girls talking all the time. Jameka says Jen is "soo noisy". Jameka next goes on about Zach and how he thinks she can do anything in this game since she can't win HOH for the next four weeks. Now all three girls think both Dustin and Eric are "so jealous" of them three girls being together.

Jameka now says about Zach "it's not that I don't like him, I just can't tolerate him". Jessica says now that she knows Dick is going that she "loves this house" and how it will be fun with him going. Apparently Jen and Zach have promised their votes to evict Dick. Even with Eric voting on behalf of America it seems Dick has no chance of staying... as of today that is.

Day 46

House Update: It seems Dick and Daniele are back at trying to turn the house into a whole new game. They discuss with Zach about the possibility of getting Jessica and Eric on their side of things, with Jen, creating a new alliance of 6. Zach, Jen, Dick, Daniele, Jessica and Eric. They would get rid of Dustin this week and then go after Amber & Jameka next week.

Zach has admitted that he has a deal with Jessica that he doesn't want to go back on. He tells Daniele that if "big mouth" aka Dick, who's gone inside at this point of the conversation, spills everything then it won't work. He also tells Daniele to get her and/or her dad to go to Jessica and pitch her the idea. If Jessica comes back to Zach and wants him to do it as well as releasing him from his "deal" that involves getting rid of Dick then he'll do it.

He's not going to do it unless everyone is on board and everyone tells him they want him in it. Basically Zach is working to get this new alliance started but doesn't want to be blamed for it down the line when and if he gets to the final 2. He wants other people to be blamed for turning on other people and he was just along for the ride. I see right through your bullshit Zach!

1:04am . The rest of the house is in the small bed bedroom playing the I Never Have game. Boring. At least Jen is happy and full of giggles! Jameka then makes an annoucement that this week "has been hard on all of us" and "keep up the good work".

House Update: Eric streaked naked in the backyard. Dick was watching and laughing. Apparently Eric is packing alot of heat because as he tried to put on his shorts you could see a third leg sway between his thighs. Jameka also saw the event and later told the girls she compares Eric's dick size to that of a "curling iron".

Jessica and Amber were not outside and playfully upset and jealous they were not included in on the streaking. It seems Dustin also saw Eric's dick and sait it was at half mast and that he has alot to work with. Yum Yum!

1:44pm . Zach and Jessica talk on the backyard lounge chairs. You'd think they would talk about life but NO, all game. Zach started in with it. He's pushing to get Jessica to see what's wrong with Dustin, blah blah blah. Wait he tries to say how Dustin lied to Dick about voting out Eric- Hey Zach, who gives a shit if someone lied to Dick?!?!

Zach says to keep focuses on what Dustin has done in the past and she will be "screwed" and this decision of Dustin wanting to go on the block can't fix what he's done in the past. Jessica should have said one could say the same thing about Dick and his actions in the past weeks and this week saving his daughter. But she doesn't.

Zach's AMAZING ADVICE.. "keep your eyes open". Zach then goes on to say that he and her can have a "potential" good place in this game. Zach keeps pushing the everyone hates Dustin bullshit. I'M SORRY ZACH BUT comparing DICK to DUSTIN, people will want Dick out this week.

Jessica says Dustin will keep burying himself but Zach says Dustin has already done it. Zach is just waiting and waiting to bring up the idea of voting out Dustin. He's looking around to make sure they are alone. Come on bitch, just say it. Jessica keeps talking that anyone put on the block would have stayed against Dick. Zach keeps pushing how bad Dustin is.

Jessica says she's going inside for a little bit. Zach says Jameka and Dustin are in the room and to "be careful of them". ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Zach throws in a last "funny how people try to redeem themselves" meaning Dustin letting Jessica put him up but it seems Jessica isn't buying into Zach's bullshit. Jessica escapes Zach who both go into kitchen. Zach wishes he had already replaced Eric because he comments on Eric and Jessica being in love.

Later outside Zach mentions to Dick about his chat with Jessica. Zach is now acting BROKEN RECORD and I could give a shit. He's voting Dick out, period, end of story.

House Update: Jessica told Eric about her chat with Zach earlier today. She basically tells Eric that she WILL NOT go against their alliance and she will hear him out. Eric also tells Jessica that there may be another mystery vote this week but that Dick should go home if Jen and Zach keep their word on evicting Dick. Worst case scenerio is that it will be a tie and Jessica can send Dick to sequester.

Eric is also dreading his game talk with Dick later tonight. Dick will of coures pitch his idea of him and his daugther teaming up with Eric and Jessica as well as Jen and Zach to get out Dustin this week and go after Jameka and Amber next week. Either Eric will jump at this, which I doubt, or this will defnitiely end Dick's game once and for all.

5:31pm . Jessica, Eric and Dustin are in the HOH bathroom talking about Dick wanting to pull Jessica and Eric separately to talk "game". They also discuss Jen and Zach's votes and Eric is preparing them for the sketchy vote this week. Next they discuss how much Dick is full of shit with his game talk. Minutes later Dustin sings "He's just a poor unfortunate soul" but does give Dick credit for trying to save his own ass this week because if Dustin felt this was his last week he'd try anything to stay this week.

Dustin seems to believe that Dick and Daniele didn't know Dustin was going up in their place. NOW THAT'S FUNNY. Eric continues to tell them both that Dick's "speculation" about Eric turning on everyone was all "untrue" when in face the Dick's caught onto Eric's gameplay but now question it thinking Dustin was the one behind most of the antics Eric was accused of.

Jessica wonders if Dick has approached Jameka and Amber and Dustin is quick to say no. Eric is making it known that he doesn't want to talk to Dick but will. Jessica mutters "he's leaving" and "we need to win HOH". Eric wonders who Amber will put up and how Amber says "Zach and Jen" but Dustin suggests to put up Daniele and Jen against each other because both are equally strong in this game.

7:14pm . Dick is in the small bed bedroom trying to talk to Daniele about Disneyland. She's not feeling so well and coming off short and bratty at the same time. Dick wants to take Daniele and Nick to Disneyland. That'll be fun when Dick goes off on a Cast Member trying to call out his alliance with the other Cast Member from another ride! I'm such an asshole... but so is Dick.

"Jameka, please go to the Dairy Room" and Daniele COMPLAINS and WHINES about how BB needs to turn "that" down because "it's so loud". BB then says "Thank You" just as loud right after Daniele's comment. Daniele starts in with her whining when Dick says "you promised me" about going in the Diary Room with him this week so they can talk about something together.

Daniele loves the theme parks. Six Flags, Sea World, Disneyland, Universal Studios, etc. Daniele then mocks Dick saying that he can get them into any theme park, I'm assuming he has all the connections.

10:00pm . Jessica and Zach are on a date outside in the backyard. So what is Zach doing... TALKING GAME! The table set up is pretty stupid and low to the ground, no chairs. Zach has already told her group that she will "listen" to Zach but she won't do anything "against the group". Zach can talk a mile a minute but Jessica ain't falling for shit. Zach now says that he "fears" Dustin winning HOH this week because SUPPOSELY Dustin can "put up anyone".

This spiel just moves Jessica into the right direction to keep Dustin if the voting does come to a tie because Zach fears Dustin and not so much Dick. I swear Jessica is absolutely just getting through the dinner based on her body movements, her eyes and her one worded responses. Zach is doing the most talking. Basically this looks like a date Zach is on and the girl is regretting saying yes. It's that bad. I'm embarrassed for Zach. I can almost here the camera men saying "AWKWARD!"

House Update: Jen just got in trouble talking about the Diary Room. Apparently she told Jameka and Amber in the HOH room that the DR people are trying to get her to evict Dustin. She says it is "annoying" because she wants to vote out Dick. Interesting, yet another week where the show is becoming the 15th player trying to manipulate the players into making "good TV".

Day 47

Just around midnight Jameka is praying for anything and everything in the Big Brother house and outside the house. She's also crying, sniffling, running nose, you get the idea. Inside Eric and Jessica are still playing the boring ol' beer pong with Daniele and Zach as Jen and Dick watch.

1:53am . Amber, Eric, Jameka and Jessica are in the HOH room. Amber is talking about Jen thinking she's in with the "group". Eric wants to know why Amber thinks Jen has a crush on him and she gets offensive because she asked it. Remember, ANYTHING Amber THINKS just HAS to be fucking true. "You can tell, it's true" says Amber.

Jameka jumps on the STUPID bandwagon as she brings up a possible time when Jen ran her fingers through Eric's hair. Jessica starts egging on Eric about Jen's supposed crush on him. I MEAN IT'S LIKE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL.

Guess who comes into the HOH room. JEN! Eric thinks he's the stud now. Minutes later Eric and Jessica head out of the HOH room to discuss why Amber said that. Jessica says she just found out about it just before Eric did minutes ago.

It seems Eric has gotten his task of the week. Get out Dustin. Eric is telling Jessica that they should keep the options open about what the other side is offering. Jessica tries to tell him what Zach said and Eric then SHOCKINGLY asks if Jameka would join them if they "left Amber out to dry" meaning voting out Dustin.

Jessica informs him of how Zach thinks that if a mystery vote is cast this week that it's on her side of the house. Eric is already saying Zach WILL be the one lying about this week's sketchy vote if the voting comes back a tie. Eric says he wants "weeks of safety" from Dick and Daniele if they save them and send out Dustin.

Eric wants them to "consider" the other side's offer. Jessica doesn't trust the other side yet Eric keeps saying "let's give it some serious thought". Eric says that he thinks Amber is jealous of both you and Jen. CORRECT.

Eric says Amber "handling" this about Jen having a crush on Eric as something "catty". Eric says he doesn't want to leave Jameka behind and make her think we "turned on her". Jessica brings up that Dick has yet to talk to Eric about all this.

The HOH room opens and they carefully talk. The think about Dick, Daniele, Zach and Jen winning this week and then turning on Eric and Jessica if they win HOH and Dustin is voted out. Too much to think about and too much bullshit to think about.

If Eric mentions to Dick anything about turning on the five Eric HAS TO know that Dick will rat him out seconds after he stays come Thursday. IDIOT. I understand he's trying to do what America wants by getting Dustin voted out but sometimes I wish he would just say "fuck it, I'm doing what I want this week".

Eric and Jessica wait around the HOH room corner near the stairs and attempt to scare Jen when she comes around the corner. They do a good job scaring the shit out of her as she lets out a good scream and covers up their tracks by telling Jen they were "waiting for her".

Minutes later Jen leaves them and they get back to talking about how they should "consider" changing up the game. Eric is still bothered by Amber's bullshit rant about how Jen has a crush on him. They keep talking about what to do when Dustin comes up the stairs and discovers them whispering. He stands there for a few seconds making small talk but heads into the HOH room after Eric and Jessica playfully flirt with each other.

Jameka comes out of the HOH room and Eric and Jessica scare her. She laughs as she heads down the stairs. They keep using the scare tatic to hide their talking. Eric is also annoyed with Amber still believing that he is in alliance with Jen or was in an alliance with Jen. Eric can talk until his mouth falls off, Jessica is NOT turning on Jameka and Amber and how fucking dare Eric try to turn Jessica into an asshole player!

In the end Eric told Jessica that certain people would be mad at her if she turned on her alliance with Eric and we all know Jessica hates to make people mad at her. I just can't picture Jessica going through with this and is she does, because she's so easily persuaded, the aftermath will be emotional for her to then turn into anger to go after Eric. Dick/Daniele will use an angry Jessica to get Eric voted out. It's just a stupid move to keep Dick in. JUST STUPID.

House Update: It seems clues are running amok in the house of Big Brother. A little person dressed like the Mad Hatter is first seen inside the house during an indoor lockdown. He's wearing a warped clock and saying lines over and over again. The houseguests are slowly waking up to the sounds of the little person making the comments.

What a tangled web we weave when we first practice to decieve... There is no little enemy... 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead... A snitch/stitch in time saves 9... Fish and visitors stink after 3 days...

They wonder if this will be part of a luxury competition or the next HOH Comp using the houseguests memory skills. On his hat he has a 10 of diamonds, a 3 of shades and a 7 of hearts. He also has an 8 of clovers, a four of shades and a 8 of hearts around the other side of his hat. His warped clock reads 6:49.

Later on the backyard opens up and they see a four barbershop quartet singing some weird song and a Jack Sparrow character on stilts. The singers sing "I'm just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about me, the heavenly bliss of his kisses fill her with extascy, She's sweet like chocolate candy and just like honey from the bee, I'm just wild about Harry and he's just wild about me."

Thanks to TRD for the videos! As the outside show ends the outside lockdown is over and the head inside to find a cage of bunnies sitting on the table. The Mad Hatter follows them in. Each rabbit has a card attached to a collar around their necks. There's also a POV looking plant inside, I see at least 3 POV symbols. Daniele reaches in and pulls a bunny out. There's also a mime character statue near the front door. Dressed in white, painted in all white, posing but saying nothing or pointing at nothing.

The whispering starts. Maybe it's the coup d'etat from last season. The power that is won based off clues like this and then that person has the power to over throw the HOH nominations at any given time. At one point Daniele is sitting studying the mime.

House Update: Later the houseguests were put on an outdoors lockdown. Dustin and Zach were off in one corner talking about the clues, Dick and Daniele were whispering near the sliding glass door and the rest were on the couches.

Daniele and her dad got into a tiny tiff because Daniele was upset and getting short with Dick. They ended up getting through it and went over what the clues are and what the "twist" could be this year.

Dick also FINALLY approached Eric about a deal. Dick wants him and Daniele to join up with Eric and Jessica to go after the rest of the house. Dick CLAIMS there is a plan to get out Eric next week but that's TOTAL BULLSHIT AND A LIE. Dick tells Eric not to trust his own alliance members. Eric tells Dick that he will think about it and anything can happen.

Meanwhile Jameka has told Amber that she suspects Dustin could go home and that the numbers in the house "will change" in favor of Dick's side. Jameka is pretty smart but I just can't picture Jessica sending Dustin home when the vote comes back as a tie.

2:49pm . Jameka is talking with Amber near the washer/dryer. "Never again can one of our own go back up on the block". They move their talk inside and Jameka says one person "being greedy" can "fuck us all up".

House Update: Dick pulled Daniele outside to talk about the clues. Tonight is his last night in the house and he wants to go over game details and today's events with her. She gets short with him, he politely tells her not to be short with him and that he knows it is the "slop" that is effecting her and she gets upset, acts like a brat, leaves Dick outside. Daniele goes inside and straight to her bed putting the covers over her face.

Dick is outside cussing up a storm and GET THIS calls Daniele "fucking little snot". WOW! He even alludes to the fact that this is the reason why they don't talk. Her behaviour is one of the reasons why they don't talk, according to Dick. I betting that good stuff won't make the show that is so biased to America loving Dick/Daniele.

4:33pm . Eric is in the HOH room talking with Jessica. Dick told Eric that he still has shit over Eric and almost bullied him into working with him. Eric said that he didn't want to hear what Dick had on him because the vote is 5 to 1 right now in favor of Dick going home. Eric tries to tell Jessica everything Dick said and why should they believe him when next week he can just fuck them over in a second.

Dick told Eric that there would be no point in going after you and "what do we have to loose". Dick also tries to get Eric to make Jen switch her vote to keep him and then blame her for voting against the group. Eric then tells her that Dick said that Zach is voting in favor of getting out Dustin.

Jessica is quick to say that Zach just told her this morning that he hopes she hasn't told anyone about their chat last night. She said no, which was a lie, but finds out from Eric that Dick knows what Zach is doing thus making Zach a liar and him telling Dick what they talked about. LIARS all around.

Eric now wonders what Jessica wants to do and if she "considers it" and Jessica says she's open but not "comfortable" about it and is not sure she can trust Dustin. Jessica says she didn't like the "midget" very much and he was "annoying" both of them.

Now they talk about all the clues from earlier today. Jen remembers everything and how Dick was making fun of her but her remembering them all isn't a bad thing. Eric also remembered everything and all the phrases spoken by the guests. Jen comes in and the talk ends. Jessica keeps throwing around the word "midget", for shame Jessica! Jameka now joins the HOH group.

Jessica uses the word "midget" again and Jameka corrects her with "little person" and minutes later Eric uses "midget" again. I guess no one can tell Eric what he should or shouldn't do yet he can tell anyone in the house how they should act and what they should or shouldn't say to him. I hate that part about Eric.

Ohhh Jen just figured out some of the clues! The three bunnies represent the 3 players left in the house and the statue represents the POV art gallery game... interesting. Eric then says how he lied to Zach about some clue on the little person's boots and Zach claimed to have seen it too, when it was never there, and goes on to say how someone in the house said they speak five languages. Dick was there too apparently when Eric was fucking with Zach. Jameka says we all underestimate Zach and that he's not that "dense".

Jen also says it is weird that Zach is putting out misinformation about certain clues to cause confusion. Jen says one of the bunnies had an Ace of hearts but Zach says it was an Ace of diamonds. They call Zach a liar.

Jameka says Zach is doing a good job in the game because "we still can't figure out if he's a fucking idiot or if he really throws this [HOH]" and Eric says "I believe he thinks he's a genius but he's really a fucking idiot". DING DING DING! And then here comes Zach. Did they forget Jen was in the room because apparently Jen can tell Zach this at any fucking time later in the game. IDIOTS. That's what they get for ignoring her in the HOH room.

Eric keeps pushing the fake writing on the little person's boots with Zach in the room. Jen then asks what Zach thought about the clues but he escapes the question as the others jump in with stupid nonsense. Then they laugh about one of the rabbits having a nervous breakdown and "freaking out".

Eric just confirmed that the little person was saying "snitch/stitch" and Eric wasn't sure if he knew his "line". Eric then laughs about one of the quartet singers stop singing looking as if he was about to collapse from the heat and then "came back to life near the end". Eric keeps using the word "midget" to describe the little person. If this fucker wants to be respected then he should respect other people.

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August 13, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Seven

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 8 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Day 41-43

Day 41

Just around midnight Jen, Daniele and Dick are outside on the backyard couch talking. It seems Dick is bullying Eric into NOT "manipulating" people in the house. It seems it is perfectly okay for Dick to manipulate Amber and Dustin last night, as well as Jessica and Jameka... YET ERIC ISN'T ALLOWED TO CAMPAIGN.

It seems Dick told/whispered to Eric that if Dick "catches" him "manipulating" people that he will make his last day in the house "hell". Eric stood up to Dick and told him that he has every right to talk to people to which Dick told Eric that he has every right to talk to you.... UM... okay. Dick then CLAIMS Eric went "three shades of white". Dick then PROUDLY told Dustin in a loud enough voice what just happened hoping that his voice carried into the back bedroom where Eric was getting back to packing.

Eric is now talking to Jameka about what Dick told her and she just does the usual "mmmhmmm" bullshit. Outside on the hammock Zach and Kail are talking and it seems Zach's talk with Eric has no effect on him. Zach just told Kail that Eric is a "threat" to him if he stays in the game. But Eric told Zach that keeping him in the house would have everyone after him again thus taking any target off Zach's back.

Minutes later Kail and Zach break up their conversation and Zach calls over Dick to the hammock. He immeditely tells Dick there's nothing to worry about and that Eric "confirmed" that he threw Nick "under the bus". Zach is still all over Nick's cock and wants to do right by Nick, as if Nick ever gave 2 shits about Zach.

Zach laughs at Dick's story about how Dick told off Eric just minutes ago about "manipulating" people. Zach is voting out Eric. No swaying of this douche bag. Zach then says "he has a right to try and sway people". Dick then tries to argue he doesn't. Zach once again talks how people will "tremble" when and if he gets HOH later tonight.

1:35am . Amber, Dustin and Jameka are WHISPERING IN THE SMALL BED BEDROOM about keeping Eric!!! Dustin has been trying to work Amber into getting out Eric and now joined by Jameka. Both bringing up points about "numbers" and Dick and Daniele caused the Late Night Crew to seperate, NOT ERIC. Both tell Amber to "talk to him" and that "he loves you".

Dustin says me and Jameka are coming to you to tell you that this is the BEST move. BOTH ARE WORKING AMBER HARD. FUCK HER MIND HARD! Dustin tells Amber you may not know it know but it is the best thing for us now and Jameka says "yes, I think so".

OH MY GOD! Dustin is talking about going back on his word with Dick if Dustin gets HOH because Eric will stay thus breaking their "week deal" and giving Dustin free will to put up Dick. Jameka now tells Amber "who's smarter?" between Daniele/Dick or Eric. Jameka points out that Dick/Daniele figured out Eric.

Both keeps pushing the "numbers game" angle on Amber. Amber says "all right". SHE'S AGREEING! Amber keeps saying "you guys are right, seriously". Amber is scared that Dick is going to be "so rude to me now" and both Jameka and Dustin say they will stand up for her.

Amber keeps saying "yeah". Jameka says if they get HOH this week that this will be their first "good week" because they haven't had one yet. Amber is now asking about how to deal with Dick/Daniele tomorrow. Dustin says if they "pressure cook you tell them to fuck off".

Jameka IS FINALLY SPEAKING UP about pushing Amber into keeping Eric. Jameka keeps telling Amber "they want us to get rid of Eric" because that's one of us gone and making their side "stronger". Jameka walks away and Dustin and Amber hug it out. Jameka quickly comes back to tell Amber that Dick is taking credit for Kail staying, "that's not right". Jameka walks out.

Amber wakes up Jessica and tells her about keeping Eric. "I believe it's the strongest move" says Amber. Jameka comes into the room and joins in the talk about keeping Eric. I can almost picture Eric being woken up and him crying at the fact that they are voting to keep him in. I can also see Amber and Eric having a good cry over all this.

Minutes later Jameka passe a super happy Daniele. Jameka says "Good Morning" and Daniele says "Good Afternoon" in a super cheerful voice. Back in the bedroom Amber tells Jessica about how they can use Eric's "smarts". Amber also felt Jessica was "depressed" and that she feels better now.

Both leave the bedroom. They don't want to tell Eric for whatever reason. They already believe Eric has some shred of hope that he's staying and to let him think that way. Jessica runs into Dick in the bathroom saying "Good Morning" with a hearty laugh.

Dick is all smiles... LOL. Dick jokes with Amber about her playing with her hair. Dick walks away and Amber tells Jessica about how Nick was "set up" by Eric but that it was a good thing because Nick would have been with Dick and Daniele. Amber is trying to spin Nick leaving into a positive... that's pretty funny.

Outside Daniele and Dick are practicing for the HOH comp with the croquet props. Well not really, Dick is smoking while Daniele plays around with it. She can't play this week. Neither can Jameka. It's all of them against Dick and Zach.

Later Jessica and Dustin were jumping up and down in happy glee that Eric is staying and that everyone is in agreement of him not being evicted... well not everyone but the people that matter, Jameka, Jessica, Dustin and Amber.

2:26am . Dick is outside bouncing his legs in excitement. Dick has NOOOO WORRIES about Eric staying. He's enjoying his smoke and just sitting on the backyard couch relax as fuck. Minutes later he's back to practicing with the croquet props knowing full well that tonight's HOH will involve them in some way or form.

Dick is either missing his target or getting the target right on with the croquet balls. He's been practicing and I fear he may win HOH. But since the HOH comp is quick and fast Dick needs to realize that he may only get ONE SHOT at hitting the ball just right. He keeps trying to hit the same ball repeatedly. For a HOH comp to go quick you usually only get ONE SHOT. Not more than one. Here's hoping Dick over shoots his target tomorrow!

Day 41 [Part 2]

House Update: ERIC STAYS IN THE HOUSE! Amber was the deciding vote and ended up not going back on her word and voted to evict Kail. Jessica ended up winning HOH and the FIVE alliance of Jameka, Dustin, Amber, Jessica and Eric CHEERED and jumped around as Dick tried to get in their faces trying to call them out and telling them who did what, basically trying to get them all to turn on each other.

He isn't Dr. Will so Dick's plan backfires as the five start ganging up on him. SUDDENLY Dick starts to go after... JAMEKA! Yep, Dick started verbally attacking her character, how she supposely lied and about her FAITH AND GOD! Jameka started arguing back and how Dick can think what he wants but to not bring God into it.

As the live show ended we had to wait for the feeds to come back. Apparently Dick and Jameka got into such a heated argument that Jameka was led to tears afterwards, not because Dick thinks he's right but because he was attacking her faith and bringing "GOD" into it. Jameka supposely said what she said and was upstairs crying, having to be by herself as the house is on an indoor lockdown.

During the course of the kitchen talk Dick tried calling out Dustin about lying to which Dustin admitted to. Dustin said he lied to Dick after the live vote to throw Dick off and it worked. Dick then gives Amber a "look" that sets Amber AWF. They have an exchange of words and Nick's name comes into the argument and Dick finally stops because Amber is standing up to him.

7:12pm . Daniele is in the round bed bedroom talking about how she thinks "everyone hates us". Dick says "not you, me". YET DANIELE can bitch and complain the past few nights with her dad about how THEY HATE EVERYONE in the house.

Next they talk about Kail owning five businesses. Daniele keeps talking about how they got all the "fair and honest people out" but then Dick starts in saying Joe and Carol weren't honest. Next they go on again HOW BIG BROTHER FIXED the contest by giving Jessica the last Carol question so that she would win.

Dick says we are the last of the "twist" and the "twist sucks". He goes onto say that this experience was good because it brought him and his daugther closer together. He then tells his daughter to get Dustin out of the game. LIttle does Dick know that his daughter is this week's target. The FIVE think she is smarter than Eric because she figured everything out about Eric getting out Nick.

Daniele now feels bad for Kail going out this week. Dick starts in about Jameka and her choice of words during their argument earlier. Dick loves to be right when it comes to EVERYONE in the house. NO MATTER WHAT. Daniele now points out that "even Jessica is a liar".

They move onto chat about how they will throw the Food comp and if they get HOH next week to go after Dustin and Eric.

Sometime later Dick comes into the kitchen to get some water and it's AWKWARD! Dick smiles at Jessica and when he walks past her she gives an uncomfortable smirk to Jen and Amber.

7:37pm . Dustin just came into a full kitchen talking about how he WAS dishonest with Dick but only because of the person Dick is. Jen then is quick to say that Dick will try to pull the "who do you want sitting in the end with you" angle and everyone is not going to fall for that.

In the other room Dick admits he was hoping Jameka would have SLAPPED him after the HOH comp so that she would be evicted from the house. ASSHOLE.

Back in the now almost empty kitchen Zach calls out to a passing Daniele if she's hungry and she says no. Daniele is now in the round bed bedroom with Jen. "It looks like Zach is siding with them now" says Daniele and Jen agrees.

7:46pm . Jessica, Amber and Jameka talk in the small bed bedroom about how they hope it is a double eviction week so they can just get it over with. Eric later joins them and talk comes about POV and how Jameka "will fight my ass off for it, you have no idea". They want Jessica's nominations to stay the same. Eric also says Zach is already trying to talk game with him, justifying his vote to evict Eric this week and how Eric told Zach that he wanted some time to process it and to talk later.

8:06pm . IT'S OFFICIAL. Dick is going to ask the house to vote him out over his daughter if neither of them win the POV. BULLSHIT. Once they know that's what he wants why the FUCK would they give it to him. Daniele will be voted out.

Dick is now telling Daniele AND JEN that "both of you can fucking tear up this place". Since when does Dick talk GOOD ABOUT JEN? Great, now Dick is going to try and work the "get Zach out" angle. WHATEVER, ain't working.

8:24pm . Both Dick and Dustin were heading for the bathroom. Dustin was first to enter the tiolet room when he told Dick "you can go first". Dick says "thanks. It doesn't make you any less of a douche bag". FUNNY, got to admit that was funny. Dustin goes to the kitchen and then comes right back waiting to use it. Dick goes back into the red round bedroom and CLAIMS that Eric can't look him in the eye.

8:35pm . Jessica gets her HOH room. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, goes up to the HOH room. Of course Dick and Daniele are last to enter the room. Both have smiles because how can you not watch a tearful Jessica cheer for everything in the room.

Dick is now near the bathroom door. Camera zooms onto his face. Daniele stands near the doorway with a smile hoping she can be invited to join in the celebration but she keeps her distance. After some time Jessica says "you can all go, don't feel awkward". The houseguests start leaving, Dick and Daniele in the middle of everyone walking downstairs.

In the big bed bedroom Amber is back in her bed. Daniele walks by and Amber asks if she's alright. Daniele doesn't respond and keeps walking, maybe she said a fake "yeah". She ends up going back in the round bed bedroom and Dick follows her in. Daniele tells Dick to be careful what he says to Jen because Jen will blab everything.

Daniele is already working on how she can work it so that only one of them gets put on the block so the other can win POV and takes the other off. Daniele says "let's see if they're smart". Oh BITCH, they are.

9:25pm . Eric is in the HOH room pushing for Dick to be evicted and for both Dick and Daniele to be put up on the block. Jessica has already made her mind up that both Dick and Daniele are going up. Jessica says people like Zach and Jen will come up to him to get through to her since people see Eric as "smarter".

Dustin comes up and Jessica tells them both that she hopes they win POV to better control this week. Down in the round bed bedroom Dick and Daniele say that the croquet WILL be the POV comp and that it may be knocking people out. Both make a claim to practice tonight.

9:54pm . Zach is outside talking with Dick and Daniele. Both are telling Zach how Amber and Dustin are both "big liars". Zach then says this game isn't about being honest with each other and Daniele says "I don't claim it to be". I love how Zach softly calls out people in his gentle bunny kind of way.

Dick now tries to drill it in Zach's head about how Dustin and Eric are the biggest threats. Dick also says how the girls will go after each other and "beat each other up with the bible's". Daniele tells Zach that she has his "back". Dick leaves and Daniele tells Zach her plan next week is to put up Dustin and Amber. Zach suggest Eric and Amber.

Daniele is already talking about how she'll be here next week and if her, Jen or Zach get HOH... Jameka will make sure you go to sequestor BITCH. BELIEVE IT. Dick comes back and Daniele jokes around with Dick that Zach is under the impression that he can "pull Jessica away from Eric". NOW THAT'S FUNNY.

Zach is already throwing around some BULLSHIT about Eric wanting to pull Zach aside saying how they have some stragety to talk about... WHATEVER. Dick says that Daniele HAS TO STAY this week meaning if Zach wins to pull of Daniele.

Zach says the "power I need" is for Dick to start hurting Dustin's game by planting seeds... ? I get it but come on Zach. You're not the genius this season. Give it up.

10:24pm . Dick has already started his "Hate Me" campaign. Dick and Daniele were sitting outside on the couch when Jameka comes out. Dick makes a "so you've come out to talk religion with me?" Dustin comes outside next asking if BB sprayed something and Dick makes a comment how they missed Dustin. Inside the Dick's go and Eric tells them something about extra hamburgers to which Dick says "Fuck off Eric".

Dick also tells Daniele in the storage room that he's going to make Jameka extremely uncomfortable. How Sad, Daniele and Dick walk around the house together bitching and complaining about the side of the house with power. BUT HAD THE power been on their side this week THEY'D STILL be bitching and complaining about the other side of the house and how they are "using" them. WHATEVER Dick.

Daniele laughs as Dick talks about trashing the houseguests more. UH OH!

Dick is now in the kitchen where Jameka and Amber are. Amber asks what Dick said and Dick says for Amber to cry like a little bitch. Jameka starts up again with Dick about having to live in the house and getting along. Dick won't have it as he continues his "Hate Me" campaign to save his daughter. AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN DICK. Nothing in this game happens the way you want it to.

Dick starts in with Jameka by calling her "hypocrite" and making fun of her religion. Jameka starts in with an insult about how his daughter and his mother are a "joke" as well since both of them are in the same religion. Jameka says "she'll pray for him" and he calls her "dog shit".

Jameka says "let's co-exist" and Dick tells her to "shut up" and "you're fake to your God" and she's a "liar" and "full of shit" and so on and so on. Jameka gives him kisses and repeats "Glory be to God". "Thank you Lord, forgive him".

Amber gets back into the kitchen and starts laughing and mocking him how he uses people's weakness against them. Dick starts in with Amber and her daughter being "messed up". Then Jameka starts in with Dick about how "at least Amber talks to her daughter". Both are now ganging up on Dick. FUNNY!

Jameka keeps telling Amber "don't, don't" and "he knows you" in a mocking way. Amber laughs at Dick and HAS FINALLY been able to take Dick's comments and laugh them off. Dick figures it out and jumps back over to Jameka and then Amber calls out Dick saying "you're not Will", you're not a "puppet master".

Amber gets upset for a second but tries to catch herself. Both are smiling egging him on. Jameka says "that's the only thing you have". Jameka then starts in with "your daughter and your mother" repeating over and over and over. Whenever Jameka and Amber start in with his daughter he gets ANGRY.

Dick keeps pushing on Jameka's religion. "You're a trip. I LOVE IT" laughs Jameka. She's back to "your daugther and your mother". Dick says not to bring his daughter and mother into it and then both jump on him about bringing their family members into it.

They both keep egging him on. Some of it from Dick's mouth DOES effect them but then they catch themselves and get back to egging him on. Jameka is back to "just like your daughter and your mother". Amber throws in "that's why your daughter didn't want anything to do with you until Nick was gone".

Dick throws in his jury vote and both don't care about his vote. Now he threatens them in the jury house by using the word "security". They say Dick tries to use "the heart" and Dick compares himself to Eric. Jameka is back to "your daughter and your mother are christians".

Dick tries to call out that that is all she has to say and she KNOWS NOW that that is what hits him and upsets him the most. Both tell each other to "fuck off and go away". Jameka says "your mother is a bitch" and Dick gets upset.

Dick and Jameka get upset about her calling out his mother. HOLY SHIT.. I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THEM ANYMORE. BACK AND FORTH. BACK AND FORTH. AWESOME PAYOFF FOR WATCHING SHOWTIME'S BIG BROTHER AFTER DARK. PRAISE JAMEKA.

Wow, it's starting to die down but then it starts up again. After several minutes of back and forth Jameka stops but sits down at the kitchen counter. Amber comes in and Dick calls Amber the "fat bitch" and AMBER OWNS IT! Dick walks away as Dustin peeks in.

10:54pm . Jameka walks outside and tells Eric and Dustin that as of 10:49 tonight you "do not exist to me". Jameka still fully acknowledges that Dick is in the house but she will keep her mouth shut now.

Inside Dick and Daniele are about to eat in the kitchen as Amber washes dishes. What's this? Now Dustin starts in by screaming through the glass door about how they are by themselves in this game. Minutes later Amber tells Dick in front of Daniele to not call Amber "a piece of shit" because her daughter is watching the feeds. Amber is getting emotional and Dick keeps his mouth shut... for the time being. But he does say he doesn't have to stop.

Dick starts in by telling HIS SIDE of the agrument with Jameka leaving out SOOO much important details. Outside Eric and Jameka are talking about how they don't have to listen to Dick's mouth. Back inside IDIOT Daniele laughs along with her father about what was said. LIKE Dustin said, you should have gotten out your own father so that you can play this game alone. Simple as fucking that.

Daniele says "everyone is talking about us now" and how Dustin said his few words to her. Dick calls him a "pussy" for yelling at his daughter and not at him. YEAH DANIELE, SMART FUCKING WAY TO PLAY THE GAME. DOR!

Daniele loves the fact that she can forever and a day call Dustin and Amber "liars". Dick says "it's part of the game", DAMN RIGHT IT IS. We all know Dick is capable of lying first and backstabbing first when the chance came up... actually he's already been doing shady shit behind the scenes but these people are asking him the RIGHT questions to catch him in lies.

Daniele now CLAIMS she's never lied and doesn't lie... NERD HERD membership possibilities here. EVERYONE is a liar and an asshole when need be. Just admit it. She also says "I mean but I don't do mean things". Okay.. so here's a girl who can't admit to lying or doing mean things. WE ALL DO THEM! ADMIT IT!

Outside Jameka makes a warning that Dick "better not touch my stuff". Oh he will. HE will.

11:29pm . Dick goes outside and Jameka goes inside. Dick takes a seat on the backyard couch and then tries to take a verbal jab at Dustin taking the trip and money during his week of HOH POV comp. Dick was interrupting Zach's story and Zach lets Dick say what he needs to say and then continues to talking as if Dick didn't say a thing. Everyone gets back to talking as if Dick wasn't there. FUNNY.

Inside in the round bed bedroom Daniele tells Jen that she has her back and she hopes the same. Daniele is still under the impression that Dick is going home. Back outside Dick goes inside knowing full well that he can't get through to the hot tub people or start any new arguments.

Dick joins the round bed bedroom talk. Daniele tells Jen about how if they get in the jury house: Zach, Daniele, Dick and Jen that they control the jury votes. Jen asks "why are they being mean then?" UM STUPID, because they can just like you fucks are being mean to them,it works both ways and if you get four of them on the jury they control the votes.

I STILL am rooting for Jen to get the final 2 but come the fuck on. Always look at something in the house both ways, 2 sides of a coin, etc. Genius Jen suspects no one from the other side of the house "knows dates" as in HOH, POV, etc. You forgot about Eric and his Jedi training skills. Tsk Tsk Tsk Jen.

AND IF GENIUS DICK wants these five people to turn on each other YOU DON'T ATTACK THEM in teams so they can team up against you thus creating a stronger bond between them which in turn creates a less likelyhood of them turning on each other. YOU'RE MAKING THEM STRONGER YOU IDIOT!

Dick tells Jen and Daniele that Eric and Dustin "have the biggest egos". It's like Dick is looking in the mirror with Daniele. Daniele is quick to trash the other side of the house just because Dick is starting fights with them. They defend themselves, insult each other because Dick is verbally attacking everyone and this gives Daniele some fucked up reason to jump on the hate bandwagon.

Daniele says to Dick that he's bad for going after Amber's daughter. Daniele says it is not nessesary for people to bring "personal stuff" into this game. HINT HINT DICK.

Back outside Jameka keeps saying that Dick better not touch her stuff. Jameka also points out that Jen is in the round room with Daniele and Dick. They all call Jen stupid for doing that but it makes sense for Jen to align herself with 2 hated targets on the other side and when the five start turning on each other she hopes to latch onto one of the seperated fractions of the original five. That's what I would do.

Day 42

House Update: Eric has gotten his America's Choice person to talk the HOH into putting up. It's... DUSTIN. Oh well, the majority of voters are basing their opinion and votes on an edited TV show and not the feeds where Dick should be the AC vote. After the way he went off on Jameka right after the HOH Comp... tsk tsk tsk.

He and Jessica were in the HOH room talking about nomination possibilities. Dustin's name came up but Jessica turned it down pretty quickly. She wants them both up and SHE EVEN MADE IT KNOWN SHE WANTS DANIELE TO GO! Smart Girl!

3:51am . Daniele and Dick are back outside on their 2 person bashing, complaining, bitching, whining show. It's just back to back trashing of everyone in the house. So for people who are upset that the FIVE trash talk Dick's side of the house, it's returned back to them ten times fold. It's back and forth and neither is the better person. They're all the Nerd Herd, like I've stated before, we ALL have a little Nerd Herd in all of us.

Daniele makes a comment about how "fun" it was at the beginning of the game. Well of course it was fucking fun, no one was HATING each other then and your DAD wasn't popping off to anyone yet. Dick then takes PRIDE how he's the "most honest" in the house. BULLSHIT! He doesn't tell people he's using them, he hates them all, he only cares about getting him and his daughter to the end, etc, etc.

The idiot Daniele eggs her Dad on to continue verbally abusing Amber. Whenever Dick brings up his fight with Amber and Jameka he fails to include all the good jabs they got in on him and how he started it and how he started bringing in family members first and how he kept it going even after Jameka stopped and Amber walked out.

House Update: Dick continues to plan his anti-Jameka moves with his daugther. There's been talk from Dick about putting honey in her bible and him yelling out in prayer during the POV comp [it would suck if he wins POV and he prays but funny as well].

Dick is staying strong in his "Hate Me" campaign by telling Dustin early in the morning "Mother Fucker" before heading outside. Daniele has also offered to talk to Amber later today... hmmm I wonder why.

The Food Comp happened. Dustin is on his very 1st week of slop and Dick gave Jen a "slop pass" for this week. Wow, Dick adores Jen now... he secretly always has. Daniele also tells her dad that she can't trust Jen anymore when she caught Jen and Amber talking and they both stopped as Daniele walked in. I you remember from last night's After Dark episode Daniele told Jen twice that she had her back yet Jen NEVER told Daniele that she had her back as well.

SELF INVOLVED Amber has already told Jameka that if for some fucked up reason Amber, Jameka and Dustin are the final 3 that WHEN, not if, BUT WHEN Amber wins the final HOH that she will send Dustin packing thus losing his vote in the jury. IDIOT. Jameka will win against Amber so I guess that's fine with me.

2:32pm . Amber is in the HOH room crying and praying to GOD asking him to help her get through this week because "Dick is so mean". She also asks GOD to be a nurse and to lose weight. Will GOD give Dick or Daniele the POV this week? Probably. He's all about testing people and making them stronger in tough situations. Dick winning POV would be having to get through a tough situation... kind of.

She also asks to never have the desire to do drugs again. She says Dick tells her she's a bad mom but she tells God she's not. She's looking up at the ceiling to talk to God. Why can't he be sitting at the end of the bed, maybe he's angry Amber isn't making eye contact with him. But then again GOD is "all around us".

3:00pm . Jessica and Amber are talking in the HOH room. They talk about how great it was keeping Eric this week and how Julie Chen tricked them by saying "Eric... you're safe". Jessica now talks about getting Dick evicted... "well one of them". Amber also wants to win POV to mirror the week when Jen was HOH and Amber threw the POV comp to Daniele. Amber wants the POV to give a speech about the people they are and how she won't use it.

3:10pm . Eric is STUPID enough to think he can talk game with Zach and not expect Zach to go straight to Dick and Daniele what Eric is up to. How Eric thinks it would be good, along with Zach, to see Dustin and Dick on the block. Eric is pushing for Zach to go to Jessica to push for Dustin and Dick on the block. FUCKING IDIOT.

Eric now leaves to go up to talk to Jessica. Maybe he's setting up Zach but I highly doubt it. Zach heads outside and I'm assuming he's looking for Dick but he finds Jen and Dustin sitting in the sun talking. Jen excuses herself and I would expect Zach to tell Dustin what Eric just said and what he's pushing for. DO IT ZACH!

Jen ends up returning so I expect Zach is not going to tell Dustin just yet. I expect him to tell Dick and then Dick will confront Eric and try to turn Dustin/Amber against Eric in case either wins HOH next week. It's all about creating a new target for the next week.

Upstairs Eric has joined Jessica and Amber about what Jessica should say when she puts up Dick and Daniele this week. Jessica HATES it when Dick use to tease her about playing POV because he says she wouldn't win anything.

Jameka joins the HOH group and asks Jessica is she's nervous. Jessica says no and that she's ready but afraid of the "aftermath". Jameka says it will not be directed towards you but more towards us. Jessica makes it known that "Daniele shouldn't be overlooked". Eric makes a funny comment about Dick/Daniele being the "kings of the backdoor, let's introduce them to the front door".

Eric starts in about how Dick is "taking the spotlight" off of Daniele and how she told him last week in the HOH room that last week was ALL HER. These girls, including Dustin, need to vote out Daniele this week, they have to!

Jessica says that this week "it is personal" for putting up the Dick's on the block.

House Update: JESSICA NOMINATED DICK AND DANIELE! Yeah! Jessica made her speech mostly about Daniele putting up Eric and trying to get her to turn against her "friend" in the house. Dick and Daniele being on slop for the week on top of being nominated are not having a great ol' time in the house. They are trashing the houseguests behind everyone's back and Dick is still trashing people to their face. I think Dick made some comments to Amber during the nomination ceremony... about her being a bad mother.

Remember when Eric told Zach to get Dustin nominated... well it seems Eric told Jessica that Zach told HIM to PUSH FOR DUSTIN TO BE NOMINATED! Eric is starting to set up Zach and it WILL work this week. Very well played Eric. When Zach tells Dick what Eric told him and Dick tries to confront Eric, Jessica and the others will have already known about what Zach supposely did and how he's blaming Eric for it and well the plan is just flawless.

Day 42 [Part 2]

House Update: Dustin and Daniele got into a heated argument in the backyard. It just fucking ended when Big Brother After Dark started. Dustin says his last thing to Daniele before he heads inside. After he closes the door Daniele says "I just threw up in my mouth".

Oddly enough Dustin has told Jessica that if Daniele wins POV to put up HIM?!?!? He's so fucking confident that he'll stay over Dick. WOW... Really? IDIOT? Just put up Zach and keep everyone in the five completely safe and off the fucking block. I MEAN REALLY? REALLY?

9:17pm . Jameka and Jessica talk in the HOH room about the better possibility of evicting Daniele this week over Dick. Dick will be alone as Jameka points out whereas Daniele could start up conversations, strike deals and get back into the fold.

They also talk about Eric. Jessica no longer trusts Eric completely. Outside in the backyard Zach and Daniele talk about getting out Dustin and Eric. ZACH'S COCK IS LOVING DANIELE'S FULL ATTENTION and how she clings onto him because she has no one else left in the house to talk to.

Daniele now tells Zach about Jen doesn't have her back and is acting weird today. Daniele is USING Zach to get through to Jen. Zach says he's already been starting "division" in the other group- WHATEVER ZACH. Keep dreamin!

Daniele tells Zach that they "totally need to use her" meaning Jen. Zach tells Daniele about Eric wanting to talk to him later about game. Zach is starting to feed the information Eric gave him about the idea of putting up Dick against Dustin.

Zach says "Eric is trying to play me" and figures out that Eric is trying to "test" him. Zach is under the impression that Daniele is the target for next week, little does he know that she will go home this week if she doesn't win POV or gets POV used on her.

Zach finds out through Daniele that everyone in the house wanted him out "personally" and it seems Zach doesn't care about that. He gets off on the fact that Dustin lied to him about how Dustin tried to tell the "group" that he didn't want Zach to go home the week he had HOH.

OH GAWD, Zach is now on the "I HAVEN'T LIED IN THIS GAME" bandwagon. Zach, it's full, get the fuck off you liar.

Ohhh Zach just said that if he gets HOH that he wants to put up Dustin and Jameka on the block and leave Eric in the game! Daniele isn't happy about that and quickly suggests Eric as the "replacement" but Zach doesn't want that. HA HA HA Daniele, get over it, Eric isn't going home next week if Zach wins HOH. Zach's number one target... DUSTIN. NOT ERIC!

Zach and Daniele talk about how there are "so many morons left in the game". The egos these 2 have created for themselves. NEITHER have done anything in the game in the terms of POWER. IDIOTS.

Dick comes out and talks about how Jameka sits between them when they are talking so they move to talk more about game. Daniele says "she's so annoying". Then Zach says that's what he does and Daniele laughs telling Zach that "you're annoying". Ahh the truth hidden behind a joke.

Minutes later Dick walks away leaving Zach to tell Daniele that if he wins POV that he WON'T use it and leave the nominations the same... interesting. Daniele then asks Zach that if it is the 2 of them left in the comp to throw it to her to let her win POV. Zach agrees to that.

Dick comes to the backyard couches and talks about how Zach and him should "knock people out" in the POV comp, assuming it is a croquet course. Dick wants Daniele to "play to win" as he and Zach will "knock people out".

Zach leaves to go inside to talk to Dustin and mocks his introduction to Dustin "hey, how you doing, I love gay men" in his drag queenish voice, pretty much Zach's normal voice. Daniele then starts to tell Dick about her fight with Dustin. Remember, it's her ONE SIDED version of a fight that both had good points.

Over in the gym Dustin is telling his ONE SIDED version of the same fight with Daniele. Zach tries to use his smarts to get whatever useless information he thinks Dustin will give him that he can use to win the game...

11:17pm . Jameka goes outside to start practicing with the croquet mallets but she can't do it in peace. Dick starts in trying to get under her skin by praying outloud to her and making a full of himself. OF COURSE Daniele wasn't on the couch to see it. She went inside to get some slop and when she came back out Dick stopped.

Oh wait, Dick starts up again with Daniele there. She watches for Jameka's reaction. Dick won't let it up. Call Jameka a hypocrite all you want but to attack God and her religion is just like pissing off the majority of the country who put all their faith in God.

I can't wait to see how CBS is going to spin this new rival storyline between Dick and Jameka. They are either going to side with Dick and show Jameka calling his mother a "bitch" or they are going to side with Jameka and show Dick calling Jameka a "cunt" and going after Amber's daughter. I'm sorry but since when did CBS air both sides to an agrument, they usually lean to one side all the time.

Jameka starts reacting to his religious rant by yelling out "boo yah" and grunting loudly, obvious signs Dick is getting to her. OF COURSE Daniele left to go inside feeling Jameka deserves this when she could have told her father to stop like she's done in the past.

Jameka claims to have written off Dick as to not "existing" in the game and she's doing a good job so far not verbally reacting back with another "bitch" comment. Dick continues but his rants get shorter and smaller, longer breaks between them. It's like he's coming up with them in his head before he says them, making sure he doesn't come off like an idiot.

"You better keep practicing because I'm going to kick your ass tomorrow" proclaims Dick to Jameka. "Maybe you'll even cry again" says Dick. He continues talking about how he will "whip your ass so bad". And people still believe Jameka DESERVES this?

Eric comes out with Jen. Dick seems to have stopped but he is getting under her skin, no doubt about that. Jen has the other mallet and starts in. Amber also comes out with Dustin and GUESS WHAT. Dick goes inside. Afraid to start in on Jameka with a gang of people ready to come at him. COWARD.

This is the DICK MANY OF YOU PRAISE AND LOVE. He goes after a woman on her own and then when her entire alliance comes outside he goes inside and STOPS. COWARD. If you want to be a man, do it with five on you. He knows he couldn't take five people, wait, four people minus Jameka, all on him at once. And we all know Daniele wouldn't have come to Dick's aid.

Eric makes some jokes about Dick being a "repeat" every night and that he "needs new writers".

Yes Dick is allowed to be an asshole as Jameka is allowed to be a hypocrite. But come on, the new lows Dick goes to get into a woman's head. Uncalled for but as many say "that's the game".

Guess where Dick retreated to. In the round bedroom with Daniele. Back to trash talking the other side as the other side trash talks them. Back and forth. I LOVE BIG BROTHER! Daniele tells Dick that when he starts going off like that that she doesn't want to be around for it.

The Dick & Daniele show just got depressing. She's talking about Dick leaving and that she'll have no one in the game and if she wins HOH that all she'll have is one week and then she will be backdoored the next week. How sad Daniele but I BLAME you for putting yourself in the situation you're in right now. She says Jen is "rude and has an attitude" but she claims she isn't "rude" and doesn't have an attitude. AT ALL.

Minutes later Daniele encourges her father to get Dustin's "crown and robe and hide it". Come on... really? Taking other people's personal belongings and hiding them? I mean really? Dick also wants to punch Dustin so hard that he knocks him out. But at least Dick admitted in the past that he never went off on Mike because Mike could have punched Dick once and bashed his skull in.

Day 43

12:46am . ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? AMBER is trying... oh my GAWD... Amber is trying to tell Jessica that she thinks Eric and Dustin are in a secret alliance. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? What?

WWWHHHAT?

Whatever BULLSHIT pops into Amber's head, IT'S TRUE, absolutely true in her own fucking mind. Amber keeps saying she will get HOH next week. Amber wants to put Jen up to see how Eric and Dustin "act". I GUESS Jen's in the Eric/Dustin alliance as well!

Amber then asks who Jessica wants out this week. Jessica mentions that Daniele would be the best person to get rid of because if she survives this week "she can rebound". Jessica thinks Dick will be "so broken down" about Daniele leaving. Amber says Dustin wants Dick out and doesn't want a group meeting about it.

Amber says she will vote how Jessica wants her to vote. But what Jessica doesn't know is that Jameka and Amber BOTH want Dick out this week in fear that if he gets HOH that he'll put them up over anyone else. Jameka comes in from the Diary Room. Dustin follows in.

Amber leaves and Dustin starts in about how Dick has to go because he thinks he's a bigger threat. Jameka and Jessica don't agree. IDIOT Dustin thinks Daniele will be "nothing" without her dad. It seems the girls want Daniele out. CAT SCRATCH FEVER!

Dustin keeps pushing for Dick saying he will be worse next week if we evict his daughter. Jameka is quick to say "So" along with Jessica. Dustin's "Get Dick Out" isn't working right now and he brings up "we'll have to see what tomorrow brings".

Outside in the backyard Eric is STUPID enough to share his insights with Zach about people in the game and how he's playing croquet if he plays later tonight. Both agree that Jameka is the person controlling the girls and that no one wants to be in the final 2 against Jameka.

He then tells Zach about Jameka's apparent blow up about how she will have her week of being on the block. It seems Eric is pushing on Zach to go after Jameka. I may have missed it but I believe Zach showed interest in getting Jameka out so Eric helps him push into that thought process more.

Eric next admits that he doesn't want to be in a final vote against Amber as well. WHY THE FUCK DOES ERIC think he can suddenly TRUST Zach with all this information. All Zach will do is hand deliver it to Dick/Daniele to be used against Eric. Or maybe is creating a more hated asshole out of himself so people will want to take him to the finals to win against him. Who knows anymore.

In the round bed bedroom Dick and Daniele talk about winning HOH next week and what to do with it. They figure out that in the group of FIVE that there's 2 alliances in the five that is apparent. Eric/Jessica vs Dustin/Amber. You put up Dustin and Eric up and if POV is used here's what you do. Dustin comes off, you put up Amber. If Eric comes off you put up Jessica. That's how you rip the five apart, so they believe. That's IF none of these four players win POV. Just alot of what if's.

Dick gets up to check the closed door suspecting people GIVE A SHIT about what he and Daniele are up to. NO ONE CARES DICK. Stop the paranoia!

3:11am . The HOH group is hanging out and bashing the other side while Dick and Daniele are outside bashing them. BACK AND FORTH, if someone wants to call this group the Nerd Herd 2, fine but everyone in this house is showing off Nerd Herd qualities and even some worse ones.

Get this. FUCKING GET THIS. Dick threw one of Dustin's shirts up on the roof of the house! Daniele watches, smiled and didn't stop him. Dick hid Jen's headband behind some kitchen appliance. Both sides are equally disgusting at this point but at least Jen's still in the house and on her way to the final 2!

But now the HOH group mentioned that they should all sit down when either Dick or Daniele get evicted this week... well I doubt that will actually happen, I mean we're all human here. But come on, Dick and Daniele's behaviour is the reason why the other side doesn't want anything to do with them.

3:17am . Amber and Jameka head downstairs. They both fear Dick. ROLLING MY EYES as Dick whispers to Daniele in the bathroom that Jameka and Amber "were just right there". His paranoia gets the best of him as he gets up to check to see if the girls are easedropping on them. They are not. They've got better things to do.

Oh GAWD, the 12 year olds in the house are acting childish again. Dick and Daniele were in the bathroom and in comes Dustin with his fucking robe and crown on. Dick calls him "princess" as both he and his daughter head outside. Yeah... GREAT GAME Dick. You're on your way to winning that money. Top notch gameplay!

WOW, upstairs in the HOH room Eric is turning Zach into a villian! Everything he and Zach talked about downstairs in the backyard earlier that night, Eric is using against Zach. All the points ERIC MADE well he's turning it around as if Zach made all those points about how Jameka is the "leader" and Dustin "lies about everything" and Amber is "weak"... WOW.. well played Eric, well played!

3:54am . Jameka and Amber are in the bathroom. Amber being highly annoying. She's blaming 2 red spots on the black marble in front of the front door to possibily be blood from Jen's period, drops that dripped off her and onto the floor. Yeah, I know... but that's Amber for you.

She's just as paranoid as Dick. Amber starts in asking Jameka if Jessica is telling Eric everything they talk about. Amber tells Jameka that Jameka "loves" her and then says "you hate me secretly". Um, yeah, we all do Amber. Jameka is doing a damn good job putting up with you.

Day 43 [Part 2]

House Update: Early in the morning Dick started his bullshit game tatics on Dustin. Dick grabbed pans and banged them over Dustin's head cursing him to wake up. Dick also woke up Amber, Jen and Zach. Dick then apologized to Zach and shockingly Jen but then turned his anger towards Amber.

He called Amber one of the ugliest houseguests to ever play this game, the other being Nakomis from season 5/All Stars. He later grabbed a piece of paper and rolled it up, put it to Amber's nose and told her to snort "drugs". He then verbally attacked Amber as a mother on drugs and brought Amber's daughter back into the attack. I'm sorry but children to me are off limits, the ones not old enough to verbally defend themselves.

I can just imagine though Amber's daughter thinking naughty law breaking thoughts against Dick. Eric came into the kitchen and Dick said something about "medication". Jameka then came downstairs from the HOH room and Dick started in with his religious rants. It of course effected Jameka yet she continued to stand her ground and didn't respond.

Daniele DID NOTHING to try to tell her Dad to stop. It makes one wonder if Daniele was getting off on her dad going after the people who screwed her when in fact they think she screwed them by trying to go after one of her own in the pathetic alliance that once was LNC.

POV players were picked. Dick, Daniele, Jessica, Dustin, Amber and Zach. How better could have that gone?!?! You've got Jameka and Dustin in the POV game and Dick there to continue his insults directed towards them.

During the POV comp it seems Jessica turned to Dick when he was taunting Dustin "it looks like someone is scared". Dick then went after Jessica and said her tits were fake and said a few not so nice things to her. It seems Jessica didn't care and we'll have to wait until Tuesday's episode to see how it all actually played out.

Dick won POV. FUCK. And he plans on using it on Daniele thus making sure he goes home before her. Awwwwwww. How sweet from a bastard of a father. You never know though, this move could help get Daniele to the final 2 thus winning the game... but in that case would the FIVE people who are against them the power in the jury... and why would they give it to Daniele when her father will continue being an asshole in the jury house.

After the POV Dick was in the Diary Room celebrating his win and probably God's wonderful sense of humor... upstairs in the HOH room the entire house, including Zach and Jen, was confronting Daniele about her father's behaviour in the house. Eric tried to call her out on his behaviour and people tried to blame Daniele that she is at fault for not trying to stop him today.

When Jameka brought up some stupid spider thing that got her angry people started to dismiss her and Zach even told her that she was turning something small into something bigger than it is. Jameka ended up leaving the room upset at everyone. Daniele continued "you guys don't know how hard it is for me" bullshit rant and nothing was really resolved. Amber even showed Daneiele sympathy by trying to stand up for her in the room and giving her a hug as Daniele made her way out of the room.

Interesting... Amber later tells Jameka that she didn't like the way Jameka was going off on Daniele and always interrupting her. Jameka didn't deny it but understands where Amber was coming from. Jessica makes it known she didn't want Dick to win POV but it happened. She even thinks Dick won't use it on Daniele, but he will.

Dick will DO ANYTHING to better his relationship with his daughter and he WILL save her no matter what happens in the house.

Later Jameka goes downstairs into the round bed bedroom to talk to Daniele. They both kind of apologize to each other about how they reacted in the HOH room, Jameka brings up the stupid spider thing again and where she's coming from... basically both are trying to work the other in case either side wins HOH. Yeah Jameka can't play but Daniele knows Jameka has influence over the FIVE in the HOH room.

One thing Daniele tries to point out to Jameka is that "Nick had your back" but then Jameka FUCKING CALLS OUT TO DANIELE "But he didn't know me so how could he have my back". Jameka makes a point that Nick didn't really "know" Jameka so how could he have her back. Daniele couldn't argue with that and didn't even try. SO FUCKING TRUE. Nick was there just to play for Daniele and planned on using Jameka and Amber into getting him and Daniele to the final 2.

Jameka goes back upstairs and tries to retell the conversation between her and Daniele but it seems Jameka has written off Daniele no matter what is said from this point on.

7:07pm . Jen is in the round bed bedroom with Dick and Daniele. Dick is soooo friendly with Jen now and jokes around with her. The minute Jen leaves to check on her cookies in the oven, NEITHER TRASH TALK HER. I know, completely shocking!

Daniele tells Dick that Jameka came into to talk to her. She says they are on good terms but Dick calls Jameka a "fake bitch" and Daniele smiles. Daniele continues to say she doesn't want to be close to all these people and then have her feelings hurt. Daniele wonders if she went up against Jen if there was any way possible for Jen to go home.

Dick interrupts her by saying he is using the POV on her and that's how it is going to be. She doesn't say thank you but pretty much expects him to do it. I'm sure she'll say thank you at some point.

7:15pm . OH MY GAWD, in the HOH room IDIOT DUSTIN keeps egging on Jessica to put him up against Dustin. WHAT??? Dustin is turning way too cocky and coming off the biggest idiot this season. YOU DON'T PUT YOURSELF UP THERE on fucking purpose. IDIOT! Dustin leaves the room.

Amber starts in about how she was fucking sick of Dick when he started banging on the pans in the morning. She also is starting to catch onto Zach's bullshit when they have their workout treadmill dates. Something about how Zach is wondering who of him and Jen will be put up and voted out instead of Dick/Daniele when POV is used. It seems both Jen and Zach are telling the FIVE the same thing trying to push for the Dick's to stay in the game together. They ain't falling for it.

House Update: Nothing much happening in the house. Apparently Dick told Dustin that he is done for the day and got what he wanted out of them when he won POV today. Jameka and Dick are still not talking, Jameka went to the kitchen to make some soup and Dick was sitting at the counter... nothing was said. Well Dick smiled as he looked onto Jameka but really nothing happened.

10:02pm . I'm happy to say Daniele is finally having fun with Eric, Jessica and Zach as they all play beer pong. Of course Daniele is on Zach's team while Eric and Jessica are on the other team. Eric and Jessica keep having loads of fun, whispering in each other's ears, dancing around, laughing, cracking jokes. Daniele ACTUALLY smiles looking at them and laughs along.

It's about time this girl opens up because once daddy is gone she'll have to either choose to remain by herself or "weasel" her way into the mix.

10:11pm . Oh wait. Dick is now outside on the backyard couch. He's mocking Jameka while she sits about how Jameka verbally attacked his "daughter and mother". Dustin comes over to Jameka's aid as Dick goes inside. He hears what Dick was saying through her. Jameka says Dick was saying some stuff, Daniele came out, he stopped, they both went in and now he comes back out.

Dick sits down and gives Jameka a creepy stare down with a smile while she eats. Dick starts in mocking her about how she has nothing to say and how Jameka is this and that. WHATEVER. Same ol', same ol'. Broken record from another has been. He only wishes he had the rockstar life people dream of.

After some snide remarks from Dick Jameka finally gets up and goes inside without saying a word. Jameka heads upstairs to the HOH room where Amber has taken all the braids out of her hair. Back down in the backyard Dick is back to calling out Dustin about whatever he thinks he has on him. So much for being done as Dick told Dustin earlier.

Dustin doesn't respond, keeps working out. Man, only a few more days reporting on Dick being a dick. Back upstairs in the HOH Jameka does admit listening to Dick because she's reporting what she heard to Amber but not everything because apparently Dick was speaking in such a low tone she couldn't hear it all. Spread the HATE girl because Dick is guilty of doing the same thing.

Amber says when she tells her that she "hates him" well she hates him. Amber says "look at Daniele" and then says "fucking fake bitch". Jameka gets to talking about how Jen has a "body odor" today from laying around. Amber says she loves how Jessica lets people come in and make themselves at home but also says Jessica has it "good" in the house right now.

Amber then asks if Jameka likes Eric. Jameka says yes but he's "questionable". Amber also says she likes Eric. Jameka then points out that Daniele is talking like she is staying. Jameka then says she doesn't like Zach and says he "isn't genuine".

OH MY GAWD Amber is so fucking AMPED about the possibility of being an inspirational speaker. GET THIS, she wants to talk about drugs, relationships, motherhood, having a child at a young age, love, work ethic, family, talk communication and understanding, compromise, trust... that's one hell of list this BIGOT wants to tackle on her "world wide tour" as an "inspirational speaker".

Dustin just came up and Amber reveals that Dustin lost to Dick in the POV comp by ONE FUCKING POINT, JUST ONE! Now him and Jameka are "glad" that Nick got out when he did. Dustin starts to report what Dick said to him outside and Jameka is quick to say Dick is "jealous". That he is, the other side is winning at this point in the game and he's lost.

OH GAWD, Dustin says he "yelled" at Zach about how he tried to "defend" Daniele's actions. Dustin claims that Zach "has no right to defend" Daniele. Well fuck, how dare anyone defend anyone in the fucking game. FUCKSTIN seems to think he has all this vocal power to do anything he feels he can yet other people in the house don't "deserve" to do what they want vocally. Ohhh FUCKSTIN.

Dustin leaves. Minutes later Amber reveals what Zach has been saying to her about Jameka. About how Jameka blows things up, how they started off on the "wrong foot", had a conversation... Amber can't stop laughing about what Zach said to her about how "thankful" he is to have found God again. Jameka keeps calling Zach a "pervert" and "fake". Which he is. On both accounts. He is admittingly perverted and is just playing Amber and Jameka in the game so therefore he is "fake". True That Jameka!

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August 8, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Six Part 2

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

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Day 38 - 40

Day 38

12:00am . Dustin is talking with Jessica outside in the backyard about his conversation with Dick. Dustin is turning everything around and how he said things to Dick in a certain way, just a like a girl to exaggrate everything. Jessica is joking around about Dick needing to shut up and that Dick needs to realize that Eric isn't going home.

Inside Dick and Eric are actually having a calm, civil conversation at the kitchen counter. Dick tries to explain himself, why he was "hurt" when in fact Dick is admittingly USING everyone in the house to better himself and faults someone else when they are doing the EXACT same thing that Dick is guilty of. WHATEVER.

Back outside Jessica is already expecting that the Dick's will blame her about Eric finding out about their plan and not being voted out. Dustin includes himself in the blame game. Both agree that Jen was "lying" in the HOH meeting yesterday.

Jessica was so mad at Jen during the meeting because she doesn't like to be lied to her face. She jokes around "Dustin and I have HAD it!".

Back inside Dick is BRILLANTLY talking with Eric. Basically Dick is trying to get more information from Eric, which he is getting, to use it against him a future shouting match. Stupid Stupid Eric. From this point on you DON'T drop names to Dick and you don't talk a mile a minute and you just DON'T talk to Dick anymore knowing he has NO power this week and the house wants to keep you. Stupid Eric. Shut the fuck up.

Outside they wonder if Zach wins who he will put up. They hope the Dick family. Jessica also believes Jen just "read way too much into what Eric said to her" to which Dustin agrees and says to look how Jen thinks about Nick when Nick obviously hates her. Inside Amber is in the kitchen getting stuff as Dick and Eric continue to talk.

Outside Dustin jokes around that if he wins HOH this week his nomination speech will go something like "I want to thank CBS for bringing families together but I'm here to split them apart". FUNNY. Amber comes outside to eat. Jessica says Dick is pacing and standing up, possibly fighting.

Inside Eric and Dick make it known that they are now after each other and they are still trying to keep it civil. Dick continues to say getting Nick out was the "biggest mistake" for him. But the house wanted him out so he left, it isn't DICK'S house. The feeds cut away and when they return both Dick and Eric are gone from the kitchen and now outside talking about past game stuff in front of Amber and Dustin.

House Update: Morning has come. Daniele is telling Dick that is worried what Kail said about them not having the votes to get out Eric this week. They consider putting up Dustin but they know they won't have Amber's vote and Dustin won't go home. Daniele doesn't want to put up Zach because they feel they can USE him to get further. So they take their chances to put up Eric this week in hopes someone will flip because supposedly they have 3 votes to evict Eric, Jen, Zach and Dick.

POV Ceremony comes and goes and Jen pulls herself off. Eric is put up and there are no fireworks as promised. Eric is of course upset as he talks with Jameka, Dustin and Jessica afterwards, all trashing Daniele. Eric wants to be mean to Daniele about her not winning 500,000 dollars.

Outside Dick and Daniele talk about Amber. Dick supposely has something verbally planned for Amber on Wednesday night to make sure she votes against Eric. Who knows if it will work.

In the round bed bedroom Dustin has pulled Zach aside to see where his vote is. Dustin tells him that Kail is going home and that Zach should consider voting with the majority. Zach needs confirmation that the house majority is voting out Kail. He's also made it known that Eric hasn't talked to him "in like 40 days" and Zach CLAIMS that he has made several approaches to Eric but that Eric doesn't want nothing to do with Zach. Um... Zach, no one wants anything from you but just a vote.

Zach also goes onto to say he voted out his BEST FRIEND, Nick and that he should get revenge for Nick going home. He also says he doesn't know if he should vote out Kail who has "backstabbed" him or Eric who has made no effort to talk to Zach on a personal level. UM... DUMBASS, Nick was the 1st person to backstab you, FUCKING IDIOT!

I don't care what Zach says to Dustin, he's vote with Dick and Daniele because he feels he has a better chance getting to the end with a team of 3. Simple as that. Fuck you Zach.

4:03pm . Eric is talking to Amber in the big bed bedroom about what's been happening in the house and the HOH meeting that was held yesterday. Eric is WORKING Amber in hopes that she won't flip. Amber is the only person that could flip if Daniele and Dick keep pushing "He got Nick out" and this is your time for revenge angle.

Eric asks Amber if she will tell him if she's leaving. Amber says "you're not leaving". Eric is of course glad to hear this. Minutes later Jessica comes downstairs with information that leads Eric to believe that Daniele/Dick don't have Jessica anymore. Eric says they all should go upstairs and tell her she doesn't have the votes but that would be COCKY STUPID.

Amber starts to overhear their talk and then compares Dick notes with Jessica. Amber suggest for Jessica to "go off" on Dick and that should get him to leave her alone. Jessica is just really getting tired of Dick.

4:17pm . Kail and Dick are outside talking about Jessica. He doesn't think anyone is "solid" about keeping Eric and says Jessica is "angry" at Eric when in fact she's not. STUPID LIMP DICK. Minutes later Dustin comes out and gets in the hot tub telling Dick that Zach actually is "good looking" in that bunny suit he's forced to wear from the POV comp.

Day 38 [Part 2]

House Update: Just when we thought Eric was a douche bag for telling Jessica about Amber's fake 2 abortions to her boyfriend [Amber's at fault in the first place for telling anyone in the house that secret]... well now comes Amber telling Jameka that she and her mother think the "majority of New Yorkers" are "messed up". Her and her mother also don't like Jewish people. CUNT Amber is using Eric as a comparison to ALL New York Jews. BITCH.

A small part of me hopes this is the APRIL moment of the season meaning Amber's anti Jewish comments will be AIRED on TV and she will be hated by America and New York. I will say that Jameka told Amber to be aware of what she says because it is out there now and Amber doesn't apologize but gives a questionable face to Jameka.

Upstairs in the HOH room Zach has told Daniele about his chat with Dustin. It seems Zach is voting to evict Eric and has OFFICIALLY joined the Dick alliance. Zach has offically chosen a side. Later he told Dick about him voting the way Dick and Daniele want him to vote.

Then Dick told Amber that Eric was holding a "secret" against Amber that had to do with her boyfriend. This pissed Amber off and led her to completely hate Eric.

7:14pm . Amber is onto Eric and his shady antics in the house for the past few weeks. "He's fucking smark, he's a fucking weasel". Amber is WRONG about some things but in her SELF INVOLVED mind, EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IF SHE THINKS IT.

"Fucking sneak". Amber says she wants to get rid of him but has already promised Eric on her daughter's life that she will keep him. Supposely if she didn't promise Eric that that she would be voting Eric out thus fucking up her chances with everyone else on her side of the house, Jameka, Jessica and Dustin.

Amber calls herself an idiot because Eric was setting Nick up. Dustin also admits that he wanted Nick out and I know why, it's because Amber was too emotionally attached to Nick that he was afriad Amber would pick Nick over Dustin, so Dustin had to get rid of Nick.

Dustin says Eric is not a "threat" to us. Amber says that is what Jameka said to her as well. Dustin then says if he gets HOH that he will put up Dick/Daniele up. Amber then says she doesn't want HOH and Dustin is trying to talk Amber into WANTING it. Amber says she feels "bad about putting up people". Dustin says him, Eric and Dick are playing this game "like a game". Dustin then promises to "never ever" do anything against you in the game.

"Big Brother has always been a number's game. If we keep him, we're safe. It's a numbers game" says Dustin to Amber. He goes on to say "it'll be 4 to 3" in terms of the votes this week. SELF INVOLVED Amber is back to shit talking Eric and his antics on turning Amber against Nick. She says Eric was "using my heart against me". Umm.. BITCH, Daniele is trying to use your fucking "heart" against you by saying Nick went home because of Eric.

Dustin starts to fill in Amber about Dick's antics during yesterday's HOH meeting where Dick was saying Amber was "fake crying". Good job Dustin, make Amber angry over Dick. Amber says Jen is not a liar because Jen has told Amber that Eric said the exact same loyalty speech to both girls. Dustin says Jen lied to Jessica later after yesterday's HOH meeting.

Dustin once again tells Amber to keep the 5 together and vote to keep Eric in. She wants Eric to be the first one gone and to not be in the final four with them. Dustin also talks about putting up Eric and Jen when there are 7 people left in the house, there Dustin and Amber go again, talking as if they know what's going to happen weeks in advance.

So Amber, basically shut up, keep your emotions in check, VOTE ERIC TO STAY and then get back to talking about everyone again behind everyone's back and offend Asian American's next. This BITCH should have a mental check list of who she hasn't trashed.

8:26pm . Dustin is talking with Jameka and Amber in the bathroom. Amber is telling Jameka all the shit she has on Eric and Dustin is quick to throw in "This is a numbers game" and how they HAVE to keep Eric. Jameka just keeps doing her usual body noises that could be read as disbelief. Dustin is working HARDCORE to make sure Eric doesn't go home this week.

Jameka is all about "we're meeting again" and Dustin suggests that the Dick's will pressure them to go "one way" with the votes. Dustin is not down for a meeting. Jameka says "that still divides us" and Dustin agrees. He goes on to tell Jameka that Dick and Daniele needs to go before Eric and then when it is just the five of them left that Eric is the first to go.

Amber is back to making it ALL ABOUT HER. SELF INVOLVED Amber is all about how Eric said this and that to her. Dustin keeps saying "It's a game. People will say and do anything". I'm pretty sure Amber is going to bash Dustin to Jameka later about how Dustin is evil or beneath her for not being to play with his "heart". BITCH.

Amber is now telling Jameka that Eric will act like a "bulldog" come Thursday and maybe will win HOH this week and go after Dick and Daniele. Jameka is now all about keeping certain things from Eric. The three are now all over Eric's every move in the game to the point where they are beginning to OVER ANALYZE everything.

I'm SO SICK OF AMBER TALKING ABOUT NICK, BITCH HE'S GONE, LET IT FUCKING GO!

House Update: Dick just went off on Dustin in the bathroom. He is bulling Dustin about how the wrong gay guy went home and tells Dustin "fuck you" to his face. Dick is just made that someone is going after him and his daughter behind his back. SO WHAT DICK!?!? So Dick can go after people behind their backs yet no one can go after him behind his back.

Next Dick goes after Dustin again by calling him out about how he told Dick that he has Kail "wrapped around my finger". Kail is standing there the whole time and when Dick walks away Kail tells Dustin how she sees through Dick's antics. That Dick is trying to turn Kail and Dustin against each other like the way he tried to turn Jen and Kail against each other. It didn't work then, it isn't working now.

Dick comes back in and says more stuff about Dustin's antics last week. Dick then brings Jameka's name into it yet Jameka doesn't say anything. Dick is trying to speak for Jameka and how she doesn't condone that type of behaviour. Minutes Later Dustin goes into the gym and gets on the treadmill. Dick thinks Dustin is "upset" because Dustin supposely "slammed the door".

9:17pm . Eric is informing Jameka about how Dick just went off on Dustin confronting Dustin about telling Zach "not to trust the Donato's" and how Dustin let Jameka take the fall for last week's POV. Basically it is no longer Jen's fault solely but now Dustin's as well.

They all can't believe Dick did that and how he can't keep ANYTHING to himself. Eric keeps talking about how we once enjoyed Dick's "company" and Jessica is first to say NO. Outside Dick is working with Zach on the outside Alice in Wonderland croquet stuff.

9:30pm . Eric goes into the gym to see if Dustin is okay. Dustin talks about how Dick thinks Dustin "drew a line in the sand" when Dustin says Dick "drew a line first" when he and Daniele put up Eric this week. Dustin says he's not "embarrassed" or "concerned".

Dustin heads into the kitchen and Kail is wondering what exactly she said to give the Dick's "ammunition" to go after Dustin. Dustin says he's a "22 year old adult and I can handle it".

9:46pm . Zach just came inside and asked if anyone wanted to play croquet. He quickly notices Dustin looking at him in a not so friendly way. Zach immediately says "Don't look at me like that dude". Dustin says "It was you" and Zach denies being the one that told Dick and Daniele that Dustin was after them. IT WAS ZACH. Dustin heads outside to workout and inside Zach calls Dustin a "narc".

Outside Dick is sitting on the backyard couch with Daniele. "You're such a piece of shit Dustin" and how Dustin took the money and trip from last week. Daniele tells Dick to "please stop". Dustin doesn't respond and gets to working out. Dustin smiles which pisses off Dick. Daniele says that Dick is ruining Dustin possibly voting Eric out this week. Dick says he'll stop, for the time being.

Throughout the evening Zach and Dick are trying to MASTER the game by hitting the ball, hitting targets, knocking people out. There's a chance they may win since other people are not taking the time to practice but then again it may just be them swinging a croquet stick and hitting a ball down a paved smooth course and not over grass. They are hitting the balls too hard on the grass thus they will hit the balls too hard on a smooth surface.

Daniele and Dick call Zach a "dummy" and an "idiot" for whatever reason but they hope he gets HOH so he can go after Dustin. Dick is talking about how Dustin smiled but it went away quickly, Dick is just enjoying picking at the minor details that no one else seems to care about.

Next they talk about how Dick would love to get HOH and put up Dustin and Amber on the block. Daniele is wanting to backdoor Dustin and not giving him a chance to play for POV. Daniele says she "hates him" and Dick calls Dustin a "dildo".

They next discuss Amber swearing on her daughter's life to keep Eric in this week. Dick says "I won't say anything anymore". BULLSHIT SMELLS FUCKED UP OVER ON DICK'S SIDE OF THE HOUSE. Daniele just told Dick his breathe stinks. Dick also says Zach WAS the one that told him about "don't trust the donatos". Zach keeps denying it was him but it WAS!

Inside Jessica is laughing watching Jameka and Eric quiz each other about The Cosby Show. Both claim to know more about the show and playfully egg on each other's knowledge of certain episodes.

10:23pm . Right now it is SOOO AWKWARD as Dustin washes the dishes in the kitchen. Daniele comes in to make herself something to eat. Dick comes in to grab something and doesn't say anything but gives Dustin a dirty look while Dustin has his back to him. Dick goes back outside as the sounds of the kitchen fill the mics of both Daniele and Dustin. Not a single word is spoken. Finally Daniele leaves and the awkward feeling is gone.

Inside Dustin is confronting Zach about how he ratted him out about the "donatos" comment. Dustin says that the fact that I said it RECENTLY and then Dick confronted him today is reason enough to say Zach did it. Zach just LIED about being upstairs and telling Daniele "nothing" and how he hasn't been spending time with Dick/Daniele but "everyone" in the house and how Mike told him when he was still in the house about going after the "donatos"...

Zach is GUILTY of spilling information from one side of the house to the other. Dustin's side of the house can no longer trust Zach with anything. Zach will forever lie to the day he walks out of the house to Dustin about how he didn't tell Daniele that Dustin said "the donatos" have to go.

Minutes later Dustin and Amber are talking in the bathroom about how maybe Dustin now thinks it was Jen who told Dick about him wanting to go after them. Now Amber goes back to her conspiracy theories about what Eric has or hasn't done in the past. Amber says Eric is a "piece of shit" and Dustin is quick to say that they HAVE to keep him.

10:39pm . Jameka and Amber talk about Eric and how Nick was "set up". Jameka then goes back to remembering when Nick went off on her that day in the kitchen and that was what did him in. From that moment on Jameka knew Nick wasn't on "my side" and he had to go. Amber thinks Nick is sweet and how Nick has "never been mean to me once".

Jameka starts in on how she didn't know where Nick was at in the game. Jameka then tells Amber that Nick DID SAY that Amber did the mustard on Jen's shirts some weeks ago. Amber laughs and still thinks Jameka is lying about it but Jameka says she's not. You see Amber, NICK could have given 2 SHITS about you. They then talk about who should go first, Dick or Daniele.

Amber says if she gets HOH that she needs "help" because she will be a mess. Dick comes in and tells them they got Beer and Wine tonight. UH OH! Amber says she will fight for HOH after Dick heads outside. Dustin and Jessica come in talking about beer. Dustin says Dick will have "Four beers" and Jessica says "no he won't!".

Outside Zach is telling Dick and Daniele about how Dustin called him out earlier and how he denied telling the Dick's anything. Dick admits that it was Zach and that he shouldn't have used Zach's wording exactly because that gave Zach away. Dick apologizes but who really cares if Dick apologizes.

Zach says "people will quiver" if he gets HOH. Okay Zach, don't go start stroking your own pathetic ego. They talk about "if one of them gets HOH" that Daniele and Dick will go up and that Zach will be the POV replacement. Zach says "I fucking want it" meaning HOH.

Daniele says that it would be "funny" to see everyone kissing Zach's butt if you win HOH because supposely no one has talked to Zach. Zach continues to claim he separated himself from people PURPOSELY and that he wanted people not to talk to him... but then he faults Eric for not coming up to him to talk when Zach is so FUCKING PROUD of keeping a distance from everyone for weeks????? COME THE FUCK ON.

Zach heads inside as Daniele starts in on Jessica saying she has been "bratty" to everyone today. Daniele says she's "over it" and how she "can't stand anyone". Dick also "almost can't stand anyone anymore". I guess these 2 dipshits really think they'll win the game with that attitude.

Later Daniele is still hoping that America's Choice would happen this week in hopes that it will be about an evicted houseguest returning aka NICK. Sorry, ain't happening! She won't shut up about the possibility of Nick coming back- HE ISN'T.

Day 39

Jameka and Amber are in the small bed bedroom considering the possibility of voting out Eric but Jameka says they can't go against Jessica and Dustin. They both believe Zach was the one that told Dick/Daniele that Dustin said "don't trust the donatos". Amber's consipracy theories run amok again with thinking Jen and Daniele could be in an alliance. Amber was ratted out by BB to not hold her mic in her hand. She fixes it and wants BB to say "thank you" since they told Jen "thank you" earlier.

BB doesn't tell Amber "thank you" at all. It seems they are waivering on keeping Eric. Amber says her "instincts" are telling her this thing with Eric is "real". Amber FINALLY realizes that getting Eric out this week would be BENEIFICAL for "them" meaning Dick/Daniele. Amber starts in talking about it would be best to let Kail go this week so she can be with her family.

Amber says Kail "fucked up her game with that whole alliance thing" and that she needs to go home. They both agree to be "careful" around Eric now. Jameka tries to call out Amber gently about Amber having told other people in the house about her "pregancies". Jameka is also saying Eric didn't tell Dick the actual story. Amber is still upset about Eric wanting to tell people later down the line. Jameka tells her not to worry about it.

Jameka says "let's follow through and keep Eric". GOOD GIRL! Jameka asks Amber who she would put up and Amber says "Dick and Daniele". Now they suspect something is up with Daniele and Jen and that they are in a secret alliance. WHATEVER.

OH GAWD. Amber is now talking about how SMART her sister is with her 4 points of advice she gave Amber. Something about GAY PEOPLE and how they always backstab/screw you over in the game of Big Brother. She says Nick also told her not to get in an alliance with guys because they "will fucking screw you over". Amber compares Eric to her sister and how "smart" they are.

Jameka keeps telling Amber to "stick with the plan" and getting the "four" out meaning Jen, Dick, Daniele and Zach.

12:15am . Dick and Daniele are on a complaining fest about how everyone sucks and how they can't stand everyone. Dick and Daniele are broken records all night long bitching and moaning about how they hate everyone and the game and so on and so on. Daniele says she can't last another eight weeks in the house. Dick says that if they have a POV comp next week and they are on the block and the comp is about doing stuff to other people in the house that they will do EVERYTHING to effect the other houseguests.

They realize the game isn't in their favor and what they want isn't going to happen this week and probably not next week. Boo Hoo Dicks.

House Update: Anything remotely interesting happening during the entire morning/afternoon is Kail telling Dick and Daniele that her "leak" from their original Late Night Crew was "Dustin" and NOT Eric. This whole time Dick was so sure that Eric was the leak and that Eric was in an alliance with Kail but DUSTIN was the one telling Kail certain things happening this week.

I would expect another confrontation to happen later today between Dick and Dustin, mostly one sided. Dick and Daniele are complaining so much now that Jen has been brought into it. All 3 were in the HOH room trashing Eric, all possibly jealous at the fact that Eric has the votes to stay.

Jessica and Jameka were in the storage room talking about new insights to Eric's antics over the past few weeks but BOTH agree that voting to KEEP Eric is the right move this week. I'm starting to get the sense that NO ONE wants Dick to get his way this week.

House Update: Jen has been working with on Jameka and Amber about getting out Eric this week. Could it work? Maybe. It seems Amber is eager to TURN and get out Eric and Jameka seems to now be waivering on keeping Eric. Oh whoa is me.

Jen seems to have lied about a few things in her mega long speech to get into Jameka and Amber's heads. They have yet to tell Dustin about their plan to evict Eric.

Day 39 [Part 2]

7:37pm . Amber is now telling Dustin in the big bed bedroom about how Jen told them that Eric won't put up Dick and Daniele next week if he gets HOH and that they should get out Eric this week. Of course Jen is lying. Dustin is listening to Amber spill Jen's lies. Amber keeps on telling Dustin about how she believes Jen who says Eric SUPPOSELY wants to go after her and Jameka instead of Dick and Daniele. It just makes no sense for Eric to turn on his group. NO FUCKING SENSE.

Dustin just told Amber angrily "are you going to believe Jen?" and starts getting quietly angry about Amber believing Jen and that if Eric goes and Dick gets HOH that "I'M THE NEXT ONE TO GO". Amber keeps pushing for Eric to be evicted. Dustin keeps defending to keep Eric in the game.

Amber continues to push Dustin into being the "fourth vote" to evict Eric. She says that both her and Jameka have already promised Eric their votes and THEY CAN'T GO back on their word. I'm thinking Amber is believing that is she goes back on her word that she will either lose the game or something will happen to her daughter, she WON'T evict Eric. This bitch just believes in God way too much.

She says that her and Jameka want Dustin to be the fourth deciding vote. Dustin keeps saying NO, No, no, NO. Amber leaves a little big angry. Dustin will NOT vote to evict Eric.

AMBER IS A COMPLETE IDIOT to think that evicting Eric would be a good thing this week. You use him as someone to go after Dick and Daniele, you fucking don't weaken your side of the house and make the other side stronger! STUPID BITCH!

7:49pm . Amber has gone back to Dustin to apologize for being upset with him... but she keeps pushing for Eric to be evicted. Dustin keeps saying he will go home next week if Eric goes home this week. Amber says Dick/Daniele will be forgiving if Dustin tells them he was the fourth vote but Dustin says "this house is not a forgiving house" and how he's already "scorned" their family name in this house. They hug and it seems Eric is staying... AGAIN. For the time being.

It so funny if Amber does decide to go back on her daughter's life "word" and votes Eric out that will mean SHE FIRST HAVE BACKSTABBED DUSTIN FIRST when Amber's sister claims that "Gay people" in the house always backstab first... FUCKING CUNT AMBER.

In the bedroom it seems Dustin is deep in thought but then again he's reading the protien shake package writing so who knows what's going on in his pretty little head.

Minutes later Eric comes into the bedroom. It seems Dustin and Jessica have made a pact to lay in the beds for 24 hours given the occasional bathroom breaks, diary room sessions and outside lockdowns. Eric is their personal slave and delivers them some cookies and tells them that everyone out there in the living room can hear everything Dustin and Jessica are talking about.

9:11pm . Dustin and Jessica talk in the big bed bedroom about Eric's antics over the past few weeks. Both agree that Eric needs to stay and that the reason why Dick/Daniele are upset about Nick leaving is because Nick was playing the game for them. They say if Eric does win HOH and doesn't put up Dick/Daniele that the whole house will turn against him and he'll be out on his own.

So... if Amber and Jameka keep their HOLY WORD that they gave Eric that they would vote to keep him in... and Jessica and Dustin keep on thinking it is a "numbers game" that Eric will stay this week. NO MATTER WHAT.

9:35pm . Dick and Daniele are outside BITCHIN' and COMPLAINING all over again. Another fun filled night of "I hate everyone" and "fuck them". Their first order of trashing, Jessica and Dustin treating everyone like slaves as they playfully stay in bed for 24 hours. Daniele tells Dick that Dustin is under the impression that dinner was made without him in mind. Dick says to let them think that, he doesn't give a fuck.

Daniele says she is going to leave a cruel, mean goodbye message to Eric about how he got "out played by a 20 year old". Jameka comes out and the Dick's clarify that Dick is not going to "fucking serve them in bed". Jameka goes back inside and doesn't jump on the "princesses in bed" bullshit rant.

10:10pm . Jameka and Amber are in the kitchen still talking about the possibility of getting Eric out. Jameka keeps carefully guilting Amber into keeping her word and that it is ALL UP to Dustin or Jessica to flip their vote on Eric. Amber keeps asking Jameka what to do and Jameka is smart enough to not really answer, well she answers back with a "I don't know". Amber then asks if she should talk to Dustin and Jameka says let's see what he thinks.

The move into the big bed bedroom to find full beds of houseguests. Back outside where Dick and Daniele are BITCHIN' and COMPLAINING Daniele says she doesn't want to move out of the HOH room and bathroom. She wants her dad to win so that she doesn't have to share a room with Dustin.

SHOCKING! Both now end their bitching and head inside... to bitch some more. They laugh mostly about Dustin and how he said "the line in the sand has been drawn" and they joke about being on the "cool side or with the Donatos". All these 2 bitchers can do is stay together in the game from here on out because they both SUCK at trying to win votes over if either one of them does make it to the final 2. IDIOTS.

10:39pm . Dick, Daniele, Jen, Jameka and Amber are talking about the unusual order of houseguests photos on the memory wall. Suddenly SELF INVOLVED Amber makes a comment about how they probably started with her picture in the middle and worked everyone else's around hers! Amber actually said "You guys think they started at the beginning or put me in the middle and built around?". Daniele says "Oh for the love of God".

Everyone starts laughing AT AMBER as she tries to defend herself about this is how her SELF INVOLVED family organizes things. She keeps defending herself as everyone keeps laughing and cracking jokes like "they put Zach in the bottom corner and built around him". Amber says "I'm being serious... I swear". Daniele says "that was the comment of the day".

Minutes later Dick takes another jab at Amber and then Amber changes the subject talking about how bad she is at working out everyday. Jen jokes that we have "such busy schedules here" and that it is "so hard to schedule in 30 minutes". Amber doesn't say anything but definitely hears it. Amber finally gets a jab at Dick saying he looks so "hot" in his picture but doesn't in "real life". FUNNY. The Bitch claims she's joking.

11:35pm . Jen and Amber are talking in the bathroom about voting out Eric. Amber says she has already given her word to not evict Eric. Jen keeps pushing for Amber to get someone on the other side of the house to change their vote. Jen also fucks up by saying she doesn't know how much longer she can stand Kail. They compare her to a "lost puppy".

Jen keeps saying that she doesn't THINK Eric will go after Dick and Daniele. That's her only card against Eric right now and it seems to be working on Amber. Amber is scared that Eric will put her up and that seems to be the way to get into Amber, scare the shit out of her and she'll almost break her word and vote someone out based on that.

Amber keeps telling Jen not to be so easy to manipulate meaning if Eric stays just don't listen to what he says. Amber JUST FUCKING LIED by telling Jen that she doesn't tell Dustin what they talk about. BULLSHIT. LIAR. AMBER'S A LIAR. FUCKING BITCH ASS LIAR. BURN IN HELL LIAR.

The reason why I love to call out Amber is BECAUSE she says she doesn't lie. EVERYONE lies, own up to it bitch.

Minutes later Jen describes Kail. Jen says you have certain friends that you can go on a week long trip together and then you have friends who you go on a trip and you just want to kill them, well that's Kail.

Day 40

1:23am . Amber and Dick are having a somewhat heated conversation outside on the couches about why exactly Dick doesn't like Dustin and how Amber should go back on her word and evict Eric. Dick is hardcore pushing his views on the game including various "mother fuckers", "fucks" and "fuck you".

Amber says "I swore on my daughter" and Dick starts in with Amber going to Eric to tell him certain reasons as to why she is going to vote him out. Dick is talking a mile a minute using Nick's name to get into Amber's "heart".

Dick says "things can change". Daniele comes outside now to join in on the 2 on 1. Amber keeps saying to them "I fucking swore on my daughter's life" and how it makes her sick. Amber gets upset that they think Amber is working with Eric to get out Nick. Dick says Eric manipulated her and why does she get "fucking blamed".

Daniele keeps saying "it was the biggest mistake of the game" of Eric using them to get out Nick. BUT what this CUNT isn't telling Amber is that Nick was only playing for Daniele and everyone else was expendable, even Amber. Eric tries to come outside and Dick tells him to give them a few minutes.

Amber keeps saying "what kind of person does that make me" when she attempts to try to go back on her word that she swore on her daughter's life. Dick is pushing the Nick issue on her and Daniele claims it is not about "revenge" but it is.

Amber says her and Jameka's word is "golden" and that she swore on her daughter's life. Basically nothing is going to get Amber to vote out Eric. They talk about Eric "using" Amber when both Dick/Daniele are RIGHT NOW USING THIS STUPID BITCH to further themselves in the game. Dick and Daniele are tag teaming back and forth.

Inside Eric and Dustin are whispering in the big bed bedroom. They both realize that Dick/Daniele know that Amber is their "last hope" in getting Eric out this week. The Dick's also realize that they no longer have Jessica.

Dustin says he doesn't give a shit about the past and that the "five need to move forward" and again that it is a "numbers game". Eric is still under the impression that Kail will be going home this week. Eric says he wants to get together with the "five" about everyone going over the HOH's, POV's, events in the game type drilling for HOH.

Back outside Amber says "BULLSHIT" about Dick jumping to conclusions about Dustin and Eric being in an alliance. WOW, now they are trying to turn Amber against Dustin. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

Daniele says "I've never done anything to Dustin"- calling BULLSHIT here. She keeps saying "what am I suppose to do". Amber says if she votes out Eric and Dustin gets put up next week by Dick IF he wins HOH.

Daniele keeps bringing Nick back into the conversation. Amber keeps saying Dustin "has my back". Amber keeps saying that if she votes to evict Eric that Dustin will be the target. Amber says you and Dustin need to talk but Dick wants Dustin to talk HIM and not the other way.

Amber says there is a "great possibility" of voting out Eric but if one vote gets Eric out Dustin will turn to her and say "great" in an asshole fuck you kind of way. Amber is NOT waivering because there is too much on the line for her game and she is starting to figure out that if she votes out Eric she could be done in the game with her "five".

Amber brings up that it is "odd" that Jen is getting along with Daniele/Dick. They try to explain it but NEVER reveal their alliance they have with Kail and Jen if Eric does leave this week. DICK is not telling lies at this point but not telling the entire truth. Amber's problem right now, ask more questions. MORE QUESTIONS BITCH!

DICK JUST LIED about "betraying" the group. Amber says Dustin isn't that "bad of a guy" but Dick/Daniele keep pushing that Eric/Dustin were the leaks and how they are playing. Amber keeps arguing the reasons why she shouldn't vote out Eric but the Dick's keep pushing for Amber to get rid of Eric. They are working so hard.

AMBER, GET THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THE BACKYARD, GET AWAY AND TALK TO JAMEKA. Once she talks to Jameka she will forget everything these douche bags are saying. They also keep throwing the "Eric has shit on you" tatic at her.

Amber is now talking about voting out Eric and how she plans on yelling at Eric about him holding her "abortions" right before the live vote. Amber starts crying about how she misses Nick "so much" and she is on the verge of breaking down... AGAIN. She's been on the verge of breaking down repeatedly.

I'm betting Amber will change her mind tomorrow after she talks to Dustin and Jameka and finally Eric. AHHH DICK has been caught in a lie! FINALLY!

Dick CLAIMS he asked Dustin about Amber NOT crying after the Nick eviction in "confidence" when IN FACT Dick brought this up during the last big HOH meeting where Eric and Amber were not invited. She says 2 different people told her DICK DID THIS during that meeting and Dick keeps saying he didn't. FINALLY, something to hold against Dick. Maybe there's some hope that Eric will stay this week. Maybe.

2:51am . Amber has just promised Dick/Daniele that she will vote out Eric. She will go to talk Dustin about her getting him to vote out Eric so she doesn't have to or that she WILL go back on her word and vote out Eric. Daniele is "soooo happy".

The Dick/Daniele team just FUCKING USED Amber as Eric USED her. All I need is for Amber to talk to Jameka and for Jameka to use GOD as the trump card to finally SHUT AMBER THE FUCK UP about voting out Eric.

Inside Dustin and Amber are talking about Amber's talk with the Dick's. Amber is pushing Dick's "Eric turned Dusin against Dick/Daniele" view points on Dustin and their "one week deal" with the Dick's. Amber is talking a mile a minute for Dustin to be the swing vote.

Dustin says "Dick and Daniele" that "no, I'm sorry" and that she "wants Dick out of this house more than Eric" and Amber immediatly says "I'm voting to get rid of Eric". So she's NOW GOING AGAINST HER WORD THAT SHE SWORE ON HER DAUGHTER'S LIFE.

Amber continues to talk a mile a minute. "He's too fucking smart" says Amber. Dustin says "You are so psycho right now" and to "calm down". Dustin is trying to get Amber to focus on NOT voting out Eric. Amber says she will go back on her word.

Dustin says the "numbers" will not be in their favor anymore. IDIOT Amber still thinks Dick/Daniele are just "two" when in fact they are now "five" with Jen, Kail and Zach. Amber says "he is going to turn on us". She also wants Dustin to talk to the Dick's outside but Dustin won't.

Dustin just told Amber that Dick said "Jameka and Amber are using their faith to get further in the game" and Amber wants to go talk to the Dick's outside. Dustin still won't and says Dick will lie about it. Dustin says he will vote out Eric so that Amber can keep her word.

Dustin finally goes outside to talk with the Dick's. Dustin says the Late Night Crew has been ripped to shreds because of Dick. Now Dustin tries to call Dick out about him and Daniele saying certain things about Amber. Dick tries to explain himself and his actions and how he did everything for the "group".

Dick says Dustin and him are hating each other because of him. Amber and Dustin will FUCK THIS GAME UP if they allow Dick and Daniele to use the other side of the house to almost eat their own. Dick's new alliance of five that includes him, Daniele, Jen, Kail and Zach will push to the end leaving Jameka, Dustin, Amber and Jessica the next four to leave the house.

If Dustin and Amber want to fuck this up, fine, they won't win. Idiots.

Inside Eric is moving around the house knowing the Dick's are working Dustin and Amber. Dick is working his smokey cancer magic on Dustin and Amber. He talks about being pissed off about being "manipulated" when in fact he is manipulating Dustin and Amber by using them to get someone out that is a threat to him. IDIOTS.

Dustin says again that he will vote out Eric so that Amber won't have to go back on his word. AHHH BUT WILL DUSTIN LIE to keep Eric in... That's the question.

Oh Dustin calls out Zach's sudden friendship with the Dick's. That Dustin wants him out and why are they spending time with each other. They explain that they are using him this week for his vote. Amber is so angry about Eric and saying he can go back to the world to beg for his "fucking job". LITTLE DOES THIS CUNT KNOW that her jew bashing is going to fuck her up on the outside. Eric is pacing between the big beds and can't sleep.

Dustin "promises" Amber that he will vote out Eric. Dick goes inside to check around to see if Eric is trying to listen in. Amber wants to use the information that Eric has on her against Eric and tell Eric that she needs another day to "think about it". Dustin does tell Amber it is her own fault for telling Eric her abortion secret.

Minutes later Amber goes inside to use the bathroom and Daniele is quick to follow to make sure that their plan to evict Eric is continued to be driven into Amber's head. Amber can't wait to call out Eric in her goodbye message and then both her and Daniele hug.

LITTLE DOES THIS BITCH know that when Eric finds out what Amber said on the live feeds about bashing Jews that no matter what she says she can't win over a verbal battle between her and Eric.

Day 40 [Part 2]

Sooo much shit has hit the fan today and Eric's game is up. He WILL be going home this week and Amber confronted Eric about him holding her "abortion" secret against her. Amber BLEW THE FUCK UP inside the house during an indoor lockdown. Everyone was in the kitchen or living room when it happened. She basically told Eric "how dare you" and "I hate you" and dared him to tell everyone her secret. At one point Daniele had the HOH camera and was about to take a picture of Zach when the yelling started. Eric didn't yell back or say anything back. He let Amber go about her SELF RIGHTEOUS ONE SIDED yelling match.

If you think about... Just imagine Amber is yelling at herself in the mirror. "I haven't lied once in this fucking game, not once to anyone in this fucking house, not once... I haven't said shit about anybody"... UMMM THAT'S A LIE BITCH.

As the confrontation continued Zach and Daniele went back to taking pictures with the HOH camera. After the fight Eric went into the Diary Room and didn't come out for awhile. Throughout the day it seems Jessica is now being up front about how "creepy" Eric has been acting towards her the past day or so. She has no problem voting him out. The vote now should be 5 to 2 to evict Eric. It seems Amber and Jameka will both vote to evict Kail because they previously promised Eric their votes before they knew everything.

Later Eric took Daniele up to the HOH room to talk about how he claims he didn't do the past 2 mystery votes the past few weeks and how he didn't do the mustard thing. He continues to claim innocence about everything thus putting more doubt in Daniele's head that maybe Eric was too "wronged" just like Nick.

Not sure if Daniele actually believes Eric. Later Amber gets Jessica to let out some tears over her thinking she got played by Eric. Jessica DID NOT get played and Jessica tells Amber that he's not as "bad as a person as everyone is making him out to be". Amber questions it and Jessica remains confused. Amber is out to bash Eric by saying "he's out to hurt people".

Oh Amber, thinking she's high and mighty, above Eric in her ways of goodness and holyiness. Jessica is torn whether or not to vote with the group or vote to evict Kail. Later Eric is up in the HOH room talking with Jessica about his intentions towards her during the entire game. Eric seems heart broken about Jessica thinking the worst of him. It almost brings me to tears, or at least shedding a single tear.

Eric also tells Jessica that Dick is doing exactly what they are accusing Eric of doing. He is manipulating other people and used Eric's comment against him.

Around the house Amber continues to bash Eric behind his back about how he is the "devil", "he's going to hell" and blah blah blah. Anything Amber says is just her describing herself. She's worse than Eric in my opinion. The SELF RIGHTEOUS bullshit ride this CUNT is on is unbelievable.

In other news STUPID ASS Amber and Dustin are celebrating with Jameka that Eric is going home but little does Amber know how Dick will fuck with her next week. Once he tells Jameka and Jessica that Amber and Dustin made a deal to keep themselves and ONLY themselves safe next week will hopefully anger Jameka and Jessica.

Dick is going to use Eric's antics and use information to turn houseguests against Amber and Dustin. Dick is about to do exactly what Eric is quilty of. Dick and Daniele have also stated that they will go after Jameka and Jessica next week, YEP YOU HEARD ME, Dick will use his HOH or Zach's or Jen's or Kail's to GO AFTER JAMEKA AND JESSICA. He calls Jameka "self righteous" and that Jessica will go home over Jameka but the next week that his side of the house that he will have control of the votes and get out Jameka the following week.

Dick is going to get the "good ones" out of the house and Daniele is laughing along with the plan. Jameka and Jessica are in trouble next week. Jen and Kail are not going up anytime soon.

I forgot to mention that Amber asked Jessica if Eric ever told her about Amber's secret and Jessica LIED saying Eric never told her... BUT HE HAS. Jessica knows about Amber's 2 fake abortions and 2 real abortions and how Amber lied to her boyfriend about it.

Daniele has also told Jameka that she will "make the best of" Eric's last 20 hours in the house. Amber and Dick are pretty much the only ones going around the house taking verbal jabs at Eric behind his back and to his face. Eric's approach now to everyone is apologizing, saying he was "wronged" and that Dick is going to fuck up the house if he leaves.

7:25pm . Eric is already working on various people for votes to stay in the house. He asks Dustin in the outside hammock if there's any chance he can stay and Dustin says "yes". Eric believes that if Jameka and Amber keep their word about their votes, Dustin votes for him to stay and Jessica, he's staying. Dustin says Amber needs to let herself vent and get all this anger out of her.

Eric says he doesn't have the votes in the jury if he gets to the end and that he'll be the first one out of the "five", Eric is trying to work the game angle that it would make sense to keep him in the game because anyone can win against him in the final 2. Interesting. The greatest player this season is playing good so far after Amber's blow up.

Dustin tells Eric that he wants to make a speech at dinner tonight about "everyone making a mistake" and call out Kail, Dick and even Amber that you "all have made mistakes". Actually Dustin says that Amber "made alot of mistakes" and that "no one should hold anything over anyone's head". GOOD BOY DUSTIN.

8:08pm . Dustin tells Amber he swears on everything in his life, his brother, his mother that he will vote to evict Eric this week. He also says if Eric does stay that it will be blamed on Zach.

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August 5, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Six

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Day 37 [Part 2]

House Update: A meeting was held in the HOH room. Not attending, Kail, Zach, Eric and Amber. Up in the HOH room, Dick, Daniele, Jessica, Jameka, Dustin and Jen. The topic... Eric.

The jest of the entire HOH meeting was the Dick's trying to sell their idea of a backstabbing Eric to the group. Information and "facts" were exchanged, heated arguments turned civil conversations were had between Dustin and the Dick's, Jessica brought up an EXCELLENT point that last week Eric wanted Nick out and so he of course wanted to push for Nick leaving. She then goes on to call out Dick that you want Eric out and you're pushing to have him evicted. Basically that's the game.

Later Dick let it ALL OUT to Eric in the hot tub. He yelled and huffed and puffed about the things Eric said and did in the house and how Eric called certain people out and lied and blah blah blah. Eric kept his cool and let Dick do most of the name calling, cursing, shouting, accusations with NO proof but all based on assumptions... Eric just kept verbally poking at Dick, almost egging him on to keep yelling and making a scene that would make the house turn on Dick.

Jen is inside crying as DANIELE comforts her. Jen is upset that Dick USED her to get information to then use it against Eric in his yelling one sided match. Minutes after Dick finally went inside he told Jen he was "sorry" and patted her on the head. Jen later told Jessica to apologize to Eric for letting this happen.

7:14pm . Dustin just walks into the small bed bedroom to find Eric and Jessica. Dustin tells them that he has told Daniele to put up her own father and that he's a sinking ship and she's going down with him. Daniele claims she can't control her father and Dustin told her that you're letting him control your HOH.

Dustin is angry and the house is DIVIDED. Dustin also told them that he told Jen that she was used by Dick and Daniele to get fuel for their argument towards Eric. Jen is emotional and upset that Eric got yelled out by Dick in that manner.

Kail comes into the room to tell them that Dick and Daniele should be put on the block together next week so that the house makes sure one of the Dick's goes home. Kail tells Jessica and Eric that Daniele told her she's never "lied" but told people things to "throw them off". They all agree that's still a LIE in the game.

It seems Kail is ready for her "fate" tomorrow. She says she will be fine with Eric going up and her going home. Kail tries to get Eric to think positive and "hopefully" Zach or Dick will be up in Jen's place yet they highly doubt Daniele will put up her own father or Zach.

As I see it Eric has Jessica's vote to stay, Dustin's and Amber's votes with Jameka still being on the fence. But watching enough of Jameka and Dick's God like disagreements, I can see Jameka voting out Kail if Kail asks her to let her go home to her family.

At this moment Dick is in the round bed bedroom telling Amber that Eric is going up and basically telling Amber his side of how he sees Eric and why Eric should go. Back in the small bed bedroom Jen has joined the Eric support group. Kail apologizes to Eric for Dick going off on him like that. Eric claims he's not upset about it because "there's nothing to be upset about".

Eric leaves the three ladies to talk. Jen, Jessica and Kail joke about them "being in alliance" because they are just simply talking. Jessica just says it "kills her" to have Dick "lie" like that to her. Jen agrees that she is upset that they "used" her to get information. Jessica is OFFICIALLY SOLD ON TEAM ERIC.

Jen asks Kail to leave so Jen and her can chat. They both agree Eric is a "good guy" and both start exchange information about Eric. Both also agree that they are here to just have "fun" and how Dick is throwing stories around. They then say both agree that the Dick's are done in this game. Jessica then says it is better to keep Eric around so that he will go after the Dick's. Both also don't believe Kail and Eric are NOT in an alliance.

Daniele and Amber are in the HOH room talking about last week and Nick. Amber starts to get emotional as she tries to explain herself last week. Daniele is trying to use Nick to get Amber to vote out Eric. BITCH.

Amber says Eric told her that it was for the "better" that Nick went home. Daniele keeps asking "better for who" and that it was Eric who wanted Nick out. That Nick was there to "play" for her and Amber to get further in the game. Daniele now tells Amber that Eric is saying certain things that could or could not be true.

Amber says she "swears on her daughter's life" that she hasn't lied to anyone in this house. "Nick was totally set up and think about who did it". Amber says "Eric". Amber just told Daniele that "you can think I'm in an alliance with Jen because we do facials". FUNNY.

This tatic of Daniele's of bulling Amber to think of Nick when you're casting your vote against Eric will backfire when Amber goes downstairs to tell Dustin with HIGH HOPES that Dustin goes to Daniele to confront her about her power tatics. Amber keeps crying and pushing sloppy wet words out of her mouth.

Amber just said "Your Dad just pointed everything out to me". Okay Amber, get the fuck out of the HOH and talk to Dustin. Daniele starts to get emotionally saying she has no "friends" in this house, that she has "nobody". Basically Amber, Daniele is telling you that you're not her friend in so many ways. Amber says she feels "no welcomed" up here.

Now she says Nick would have gone after Dustin if she would have voted to keep Nick in... well Eric told Amber this. Daniele is back to trashing Jen about her comment about Nick being "happy" that Daniele and Jen were "talking". WHATEVER, both are emotional/sobbing/crying over Nick not "deserving" to go home. WHATEVER, everyone goes home, everyone deserves to stay and everyone deserves to go.

Daniele asks Amber if she put up Eric who would she vote out. Amber doesn't give her an answer because she has to "process" everything. This of course doesn't make Daniele happy. Amber now cries about how she "loves Nick so much"... Is this Amber's next fatal attraction?

Now Amber finds out from Daniele that Dustin told Daniele to put up her dad. Daniele says Dustin has been "so rude to me" in the past few days. Amber asks how. Daniele says Dustin said something about Nick and her not defending him and how Daniele "called him out on it in front of everyone" and "to his face" which wasn't true. She remained in her seat on her bed.

8:08pm . Eric is in the kitchen making hot dogs. Dick is sitting at the counter eating watching his MORTAL ENEMY of the week just making small talk with Dustin. Dustin heads over the living room and it becomes AWKWARD in the kitchen. Dick chews with his mouth wide open... kinda gross. Dick is staring at the back of Eric but Eric walks away and no agrument is had. Damn.

8:28pm . Dustin is telling Kail EVERYTHING, well almost everything about what's been happening this week. Dustin keeps saying if she puts Eric up that Eric does stay in the house. Dustin is also happy that Kail has "come to an understanding about that". Kail says "yeah". Dustin gets Kail into believing that she has to go talk to Daniele once more and telling her that Daniele MUST put up Dick this week.

9:00pm . Daniele is outside telling Zach and Dick about Dustin and Kail telling her that she should put up her own father. She says she is not putting up her dad. Zach tries to put useless, I MEAN USELESS information into the mix. Zach just said Dustin gives him a "gay fit" whenever he comes into the room. Whatever MAN PUSSY, Nick did the same thing to you and you took it like a BITCH.

Daniele goes on to say she can't tell what's truth with Amber and what's not. Zach goes on to say "I liked Nick. He was a good guy". HEY DUMBASS, Nick wanted to "drop kick" you repeatedly and call you a "douche bag" behind your back, laughing with Daniele about EVERYTHING YOU SAID AND/OR DID in the house. Zach is just so fucking clueless.

Daniele says Amber was draining her going on and on. She says she made an excuse to go downstairs to eat because she started to "black out" during the talk.

Inside Jameka and Jessica are talking about the HOH meeting and the one sided yelling match between Dick and Eric. Jameka says "they are not going to up Zach, at all". Jameka says it will be "scary" if it turns out to be all true but Jessica says she can't see Eric lying to her. Jessica also says when she talked to Jen earlier that it didn't "match up" with what was said in the HOH room.

Jameka says after the HOH meeting she's not 100 percent confident on her decision but if Eric IS up on the block that they WILL keep him. Jessica brings the idea of keeping Eric so he will go after Dick and Daniele. Jessica also kinda wants to talk to Jen and Eric at the same time but isn't about calling out people.

Jameka says she told herself in the shower that if she "flip flops... it is over" meaning voting out Eric. They also say keeping Eric means a target for The Dick's and there's no target on them. Jameka says she's seeing a whole new side of Dustin but BITCH come the fuck on, we have all "different sides".

Jessica keeps saying all the stuff that keeps coming up about Eric that ist is a good idea to keep Eric. Jameka says "mmmhmmm". Basically they keep going over all the "facts" and stuff thrown around the house and no matter what think it is better for them to keep Eric in the house to keep them from being the next targets.

9:37pm . Eric and Jessica are in the gym talking. Jessica tells Eric how he won't go home this week. Eric does admit that he knows this game from front to back and that's not a bad thing. She says the meeting upstairs in the HOH earlier didn't change her mind at all and that the only thing that pissed her off was that Dick "wouldn't shut up".

Minutes later Eric reveals to Jessica about Amber lying about 2 abortions to her boyfriend and the boyfriend is under the impression she has had 4 abortions... Eric is out of control here and really shouldn't say anything but Amber kinda did say it first on a national TV show so blame her.

Later inside Dustin is trying to apologize about his approach on getting her to put up her dad. He says he hasn't seen her doing much and dad doing alot. They try to have a civil conversation about Dick and how Daniele is "almost condoning" Dick's behaviour. Basically Daniele is trying to save herself from being evicted first over her father even though she's made it publicly known to certain people that she wants to punch Dustin in the face.

THE BITCH just ROLLED her eyes as Dustin went for the fridge. Don't worry BITCH the Gay houseguest hates you too. She goes up to the HOH room and says "Idiot".

Dustin walks in on Amber and Jameka talking in the dark in the big bed bedroom. Dustin wants the "five" to stay strong. Jameka and Amber move to the living room couch. Amber tells Dustin and Jameka that Dick really thinks Eric is leaving.

10:02pm . Daniele is talking with Kail in the HOH room. Kail says that if she puts up Eric on the block that she will be going home and not Eric. Kail says that whoever tells you that they are voting out Eric is lying but Daniele interrupts about how "smart" she is. Kail asks if Daniele will be "surprised" if Eric stays. Daniele says "you don't know that and you just think that".

Kail then mentions that if Eric goes up that she will go home and that she's okay with leaving. Kail then says from what she's "hearing" that she only has 3 votes to stay. Daniele is upset but thinking. She then tells Kail that no one really makes their decisions until Wednesday night or Thursday morning. Daniele is starting to get RUDE about it telling Kail that she doesn't know what's going on and Kail continues to WARN her that Eric could still be here come Thursday. It seems Daniele will take that chance no matter what.

Back down in the living room Dustin, Amber and Jameka are talking about Eric, HOH and Daniele. Amber then says Daniele was such a "bitch" to Nick. Dustin now calls her a "bitch" and that he's "done with them". Jameka laughs about Zach being safe for a couple of weeks.

Amber goes on to say that she doesn't care if Daniele believes her or not about anything. She agrees that Eric was pushing for Nick to leave but that it WAS better for Amber in the LONG RUN of the game. Minutes later they talk about how funny it would be for Eric to win HOH next week. Now Jameka questions how Eric knew about Nick and Zach and Mike shaking hands about being in an alliance. It seems Dick has called out Eric on it by saying Zach said the shaking of hands happened in the gym behind closed doors but Eric claims he saw it in the kitchen.

Here's how I would explain that. They did it twice. Amber asks Jameka is she trusts Eric and Jameka says to a "certain extent". Jameka says that Nick told him during week one that Eric had to go and she wonders why that was.

Dustin joins Jessica and Eric in the gym. Now they talk about Jen "back tracking" on everything she said upstairs and then later to Jessica. Dustin also tells Eric to stop defending yourself because you're all good. Jessica also agrees not to talk to Dick/Daniele anymore.

10:36pm . Dustin is being CALLED OUT by Dick about him going up to Daniele to tell him to be put up by his own daughter. Dick is calmly trying to ask Dustin if he can trust him. Dustin says yes. Dick goes on about "the good I've done for this group" and that it is the "truth of the matter".

Dustin tries to see if Dick is trying to force him into doing something for Dick. Dick gets short by saying for Dustin not to read too much into his words. Dick continues to keep his calm because he's trying to TURN Dustin AGAIN against Eric.

Dick starts to get upset when Dustin says I told Daniele she "could" put you up. Dick calls Dustin's move to have his daughter put him up as "stupid". Dustin says that if Daniele puts up Eric and he doesn't go home that Daniele will have made more "enemies". Dick still believes there are alot of people on the "fence" about Eric.

Dustin now says Dick has given him more than enough information to look over and if you would just give me that to think it over about getting Eric out. Dick keeps trying to put Dustin in his place with words but it is not working. The more Dick tries to attempt to make Dustin look like an idiot will of course drive Dustin in the direction of fucking Dick over.

WHOA. Dick just admitted that he doesn't remember everything in detail and that he can't keep track of a million lies meaning... MEANING all his "facts" about Eric could be wrong. Dick goes on to say it is what he "believes to be the truth".

Dick tries to find out how Dustin would "feel" if Dick told Amber had she won HOH to put up Dustin. Dustin says "I wouldn't be worried" and doesn't give Dick an "emotion" about how he would feel about Dick personally. Dick is calling Dustin out about not being honest with him when Dustin feels that he is. Dustin then goes on to tell Dick to let people talk back and not to talk AT THEM.

Both are just trying to out talk, out wit and out whatever each other. Dustin is against Dick from here on out and Dick is just trying to use Dustin for the week. Both are not saying what is really on their mind and Dick is pathetic for thinking he is above Dustin.

Day 34

1:42am . Something happened downstairs in the 2 bedrooms. Apparently NICK was attempting to get his beauty sleep when some houseguests were in the big bed bedroom laughing around loud enough to upset Nick. He ended up throwing a shoe into the wall and then talking/yelling something about not having a tether ball to punch- possibly maybe wanting to punch someone or something. They DICKLESS alliance ended up moving upstairs.

They are about to have their late night meeting regarding getting out Nick. It seems America's Choice has been decided yet again and Eric has given his vote to Kail, he has already chosen to evict Kail. Worst case scenerio for me is that Dick, Daniele, Amber and Zach all vote out Kail and with Eric's AC vote that Nick stays... BUT Amber has already stated that she will not "turn" on Dustin and vote to keep Nick in the house.

Just minutes ago Jameka delivered her version of the Nick angry/trying to sleep story to Amber in the HOH room and Amber did not have a positive reaction to hearing Nick say certain things.

Right now Dick is on the upstairs couch talking with Jameka and Jessica. They all are waiting for Jen to leave the HOH room so the group can talk but Dick gets right to talking. He's continuing to push for Kail to be evicted over Nick this week. He keeps saying "Kail doesn't want to go to sequestor". Supposely she went up to Nick today and asked "what happened to our alliance?"

Downstairs the tramp of the house, Daniele, is hunched over Nick's muscled chest. Fuck if I know why. She's now resting her body on his chest, waist area, her head close to his... listening to Nick talk about... AHHH WHO THE FUCK CARES, HE'S GOING HOME.

Back upstairs Dustin has joined the upstairs couch crew talking about Nick going off on them just minutes ago. Dick keeps defending Nick's angry actions because "he knows he's going home" and he's on slop. But do remember Jameka and Jessica and Dustin ARE NOT keeping Nick no matter what Daniele or Dick say tonight.

Daniele finally goes upstairs to join the upstairs couch crew. Now NEGATIVE Daniele and Dick start in on Zach bashing about what Dick did to Zach's jacket and beds. Jameka listens in confirming her thoughts that these 2 DICKS are "negative" and need to go. Now the DICKS start to wonder what tonight's HOH comp will be. It seems that Daniele is not keen on the comp being an endurance, she almost makes it sound like she's hoping for just another quick game. LOL.

Eric joins them on the upstairs couch and then goes back into the HOH room to rudely and not so rudely kick out Jen from the HOH. ERIC IS A COMPLETE PRICK without even trying. Jen says she'll head down after she washes her face. Dick keeps making bashing comments over Jen as Jameka listens in without saying a word. Dick tries to relate to Jameka by talking about Washington and ends up using the word "ghetto". I'm sure Jameka will tell Amber about this later tonight.

Inside the HOH room Amber and Jen are kinda bonding over applying some face crap to their faces. Jen just revealed she spends about 280-300 bucks on some face skin creme. Minutes later Jen finally heads downstairs and the DICKLESS alliance moves into the HOH room. They wait for Dustin and Amber to come out of the bathroom to begin.

And so it begins... Eric has called this meeting. Dick starts in trying to find out if there are any "issues" to be brought up meaning he's hoping the vote will change to getting Kail out which the floaters WON'T DO. Eric goes on to say "in the interest of fairness" and begins his Kail talk to get her out. Dick says "oh really", happy at the thought of Kail leaving.

Their points... They "hate" her, she shouldn't get a free pass because she looks like her "dog got runned over" and so on and so on. Eric finally says how they've talked about Nick going and how Kail "needs to be dealt with". Basically he's trying to say for the group to not forget they need to get rid of Jen and Kail. Dick makes it known that Kail is not the same person when she was on the week the first week. ASSHOLE. Let her be happy for a chance, despite the gay comments.

Dustin talks about Kail going up "next week" meaning NICK'S going home! Eric wants everyone to "fight really hard" tomorrow meaning he'll throw it and you all will take the heat for getting people out for him. Simple as that idiots in the HOH room that aren't Eric.

Dustin now says if it is an endurance comp that they ALL will gang up on Jen, Kail and Zach by running their mouths off until they give up. Eric CLAIMS to be wanting to do this and we all know Dick will run his mouth... but we all know Eric will keep his mouth shut in fear of being put up in case Jen, Kail or Zach wins.

Eric keeps fucking up by telling them how to play the HOH "Majority Rules" type comp by these players always changing their answers to throw off people like Jen who are listening for sound effects... I don't know, Eric talks way too much sometimes and gives too much of his game away. IDIOT.

Eric next makes a comment about wanting to throw HOH this week if certain people are no longer in the competition. His BULLSHIT reasoning is "letters from home" mean more to other people in this house than him. He just doesn't want to make enemies and his continued antics of throwing HOH will blow up in his face and people will begin to turn on him. He's a good game player but pretty sloppy like the rest of them.

Dick just announces he will "mess" with Kail's head tomorrow. No one says for him not to verbally attack Kail so he's going to do it. Dick knows he can't get to Jen so he'll go after Kail... AGAIN. I just don't get how Jameka aka GOD's player allows Dick to verbally abuse a woman in the house... it just goes to show you everyone in this fucking game is SELFISH in hopes that if they DON'T speak up to people like Dick that their chances of winning are not ruined by acts of bravery.

2:54am . Daniele and Dick are at the kitchen stools about to talk game. Dick suddenly gets up, walkes over to the bathroom area and farts really dirty loud. He waves his hand as Daniele calls him "disgusting". Daniele says she's sooo over this week and her goodbye message to Nick wasn't as good as the Diary Room hoped it would be.

Jameka, Eric and Jessica are back in the big bed bedroom making loud giggle noises, most likely in hopes of getting Nick upset again. Yeah!

Day 34 [Part 2]

I've been out for most of the day but am eager to get down to the juicy bits of today's happenings.

Amber went off on Kail earlier today because Kail made a statement that she does her "fair share" of housework. Amber believes she and Eric was about a "1,000 dishes" while Kail does nothing since week one. Well, Amber, if you and the house didn't treat Kail like shit on your shoe then maybe she would give a fuck about the house and the people that live in it.

Next Dick went off on Jen in the kitchen while Jameka and Amber were there. He did his usual old man tyrant bullshit and Jen didn't get effect by it. Later Kail went into the Dairy Room and basically asked to to leave the game. The show then talked her into staying and she came out somewhat fine but still bordering on leaving.

The live show comes and Nick is MUTHA FUCKIN voted out by a 6-2 vote. Nick leaves and heads outside, talks to Julie Chen and finds out about Eric being America's Player and he was the vote last week that Nick was accused of this week.

Then the HOH comp was revealed as an endurance one. Eric basically threw another HOH because he was DQ'd when we all know he did it on purpose. The last three on the upside clock contraptions were Jen, Kail and Daniele, as I predicted would be the last remaining of any endurance HOH comp. Jen then DQ'd leaving Kail to make a deal with Daniele. Daniele said she would put up Kail but PROMISED Kail wouldn't go home. People, Daniele "SWEARS".

Also, during the HOH comp Dick's mouth was non stop going off on Kail and Jen trying to make them fall because of his choice of words. When Jen started going off about Daniele's personal life outside and inside the house ERIC went nuts and started getting up from his couch seat yelling at Jen about how she doesn't "know" Daniele and to not pull her outside life into the house.

Here's where I get upset. First off Dick mouths off on Jen's outside life all the time to her face, shit, all the Late Night Crew cunts talk about Jen and her life outside the house yet when Jen does it, it's just not fair or it is uncalled for... but when Dick talks about how Jen's life is shitty outside the house, well then that is just perfectly fucking fine. WHATEVER AMERICA'S player!

But I know why Eric did it. There was a VERY GOOD chance Daniele was going to win HOH and he wanted to be viewed as someone who stood up for her when Daniele really doesn't need it. He does EVERYTHING in that house with an underlining personal agenda.

Well after all this the house TARGETS A NEW TARGET! ERIC!

Here's what started it. A banner flew over the yard during the HOH comp and some of the houseguests saw it. It said "We LOVE NICK. AMBER & ERIC ARE LIARS! LNC ARE THE NERD HERD". Well, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Once the HOH comp was over and everyone went inside Amber broke down because Nick was gone and she's being called a "liar". Daniele and Dick then started to piece together that ERIC is the LIAR and the person responsible for getting Nick out. Daniele tells Jameka at one point that the real "weasel" is still in the house!

Later Dick and Daniele talk in the HOH room about Eric, Amber and Dustin. It seems Dick is still trying to push for Jen and Kail to not be forgotten this week but from looking at Daniele's facial antics... they are not a threat to her. Daniele is on a mission to get the people who wronged Nick out of the fucking house. That's ERIC and Dustin, but more so Eric.

When the backyard is later opened for the house Dick goes out to smoke and then starts cussing over and over "I fucking knew it, I fucking knew it, that mother fucker". Of course he's talking about Eric. Jessica comes out and Dick says that he, Daniele and her need to have a "long talk". Jessica says she knows and she's just as angry as they are about Nick leaving like this. She also says Daniele just told her in the shower about Eric.

Eric is now fully aware from Dick that he is being suspected of lying about Nick and being the ONLY person this week trying to get Nick out this week and being the person that TRICKED everyone this week into getting out Nick.

Eric then goes to Daniele in the small bed bedroom telling twice it wasn't him who has been throwing "suspect" votes around last week and this week. He says Dustin couldn't be blamed because he was HOH and couldn't vote. He says it wasn't Jessica and not Dick because he was HOH last week. Eric tries to place the blame on Jen and Kail through process of elimination but Daniele has already done that earlier and through process of elimination has pin pointed that ERIC is the person responsible for getting out Nick this week.

Later Eric goes out to the hammock to talk to Amber about them 2 being called "liars" by the banner and how he is telling her it is just some "rampant Nick fan". He then tries to turn Amber against Daniele and Dick and keeps saying he hasn't "lied" and has been truthful the whole time here. He also goes back to the HOH comp earlier today and how he called out Jen when he didn't know who was going to win HOH. Whatever bitch, game over.

Day 35

12:18am . Daniele and Dick are in the HOH room talking about Eric and how he betrayed them and tricked them into getting Nick out. Dick is OUTRAGED and keeps walking back and forth softly yelling "that mother fucker". Daniele says he's the "funny guy", he gets along with everyone, knows the most about the show, the "smartest person" in the house, has the "most convincing arguments"... Daniele says they have to have the votes to backdoor Eric this week.

Daniele tells Dick that he should have listened to her. Dick keeps saying "I'm so sorry". They are both talking a mile a minute about Eric and trying to get him out of the house. Dustin comes up and wonders what is wrong with Dick but Dick won't immediately say. Dustin suspects it is the "second vote" that has Dick upset.

Dick won't say anything to Dustin and claims he won't say anything for the "first time". Daniele claps and then Dustin leaves. Daniele is telling her dad to "relax" and that if POV is not used that they have to keep their mouths shut until next week. So this week's plan is to BACKDOOR ERIC for REVENGE about sending out Nick's muscled body and possibly average size cock.

Dick then asks if she should put up Eric and Daniele says she doesn't want to deal with an angry Eric... plus she claims everyone wants her out... UM YEP! Daniele says it is best to put up Jen and Kail, hope Eric doesn't win POV.

They both start to talk about Jameka. Dick says he "called out" Jameka about her "revealing" herself being in good with Kail. It seems Jameka cheered on Kail during the HOH comp and this pissed of Dick. They ended up getting in a small argument over religion. This pissed off Jameka. Later Dick took Jameka into the round bed bedroom to explain himself.

Back to the HOH Dick Family rant. Dick keeps getting up from his chair and pacing the room waving his arms around. Daniele says "I told you". They call everyone else stupid for not catching onto Eric and then Dick says to "fuck the LNC". Daniele says Dustin showed off his true self by being "selfish" last week. Daniele keeps telling Dick not to tell anyone, well they agree to only tell Jessica. Then Daniele says Eric is also using Jessica.

The DICK's agree that Kail and Jen are going up. If POV is not used that Jen goes home... BUT WAIT DICK's, you don't control the house, if they want Jen to stay around, she stays. Daniele keeps saying "for you, me and for Nick" that Eric needs to be backdoored this week if POV is used.

Off topic, these DICK's can do all they want to get out Eric this week but neither will get far in the game because the house wants them both out of the game. These two can continue to act as if they are going to the end but they are OUTNUMBERED and will soon be shitted out of the house. Back to the house.

Eric is out on the hammock still trying to work on Amber in case he goes on the block. Eric is going to be working all week trying to make sure Daniele doesn't have the votes to get him out. Will he succeed? Possibly since the rest of the house could give a shit if Dick and Daniele get their way. My prediction, Kail goes home this week.

Back in HOH they are celebrating they already have it to get out Eric. Their plan is to put up Jen and Kail. Hopefully pull off Kail and replace her with Eric. They claim they have Zach's vote, Jessica's vote, Dick's vote and Kail's vote to evict Eric. They believe that they can talk Zach into doing whatever they want, which they can. They believe they have Jessica for some reason. They know they have Kail's vote because she won't vote out Jen. And Dick is of course angry as fuck over Eric and will send him out.

Daniele says "it's going to work, it has to work". They keep saying they have to win POV for this to work. Their only fear is that certain people like Jameka, Eric, Dustin and Amber win POV and they don't get the chance to backdoor Eric. Dick heads downstairs to get Jessica. They ACTUALLY BELIEVE Jessica is on their side and won't tell Eric or anyone else anything.

IDIOTS, she'll spill it to Jameka. Dick finds Jessica in the backyard and tells her Daniele wants to talk to her. Dick is sooo stupid, he thinks his cock has a chance in Jessica's pussy so of course he wants to trust her and use her.

Jessica comes in wet from the pool. Daniele and Dick get EXCITED and started going off about Eric being the "weasel" and all his antics the past weeks of trying to get out Nick. They tell Jessica about the plan to put up Jen and Kail and now they say Jen has to be the one to come off the block with Eric being the replacement. Now they try to make Jameka come off bad in all this and try to get Jessica to see Jameka in a new light.

Jessica says Eric has to know what's going on. Jessica says she won't say anything. Jessica then says she is pissed off because Eric is "using" her. It seems Jessica is agreeing with the plan and is all for it... only time will tell. Ohh, Jessica agrees to use POV if she wins it and says she will say she was under the assumption that Zach was going up.

Now they joke around that if Jen picks Dick's ball that they will laugh saying "God picked my ball". They are making fun of Jameka in front of Jessica? Now that's stupid. Jessica will tell Jameka about that. I personally don't get why Jessica would be down with helping the Dick's at all because getting out Nick is breaking up their 3 person alliance of Nick, Dick and Daniele.

Dick says he will go downstairs and be "cool" as well as tell Eric that they suspect someone else is responsible for getting out Nick. Dick wants to throw off Eric this week. Jessica then says "What a Rat" about Eric. Daniele calls Eric the "wannabe be Nick" and then says "Goodbye to the LNC" meaning the Late Night Crew of Dustin, Amber, Dick, Daniele, Eric, Jessica and Jameka are done. They are already turning on each other and Dick and Daniele believe they have Jessica on their side... for this week at least... IDIOTS.

1:53am . Dustin and Amber are in the storage room talking. It seems Jessica has already told Dustin that Dick/Daniele that those two think Eric is the "leak". Dustin tells Amber he knows for sure it is Zach, DUMBASS. SELF INVOLVED Amber turns the conversation back to her asking if Dustin believes the banner calling her a "liar". Both believe Eric "doesn't have it in him to lie". LAUGH OUT LOUD PEOPLE, LAUGH THE FUCK OUT LOUD.

Amber now wonders if America "hates me". She says this because supposely America is calling the Late Night Crew the new "nerd herd" as seen from Season 6 with Maggie and her maggots. I FUCKING KNEW JESSICA COULDN'T KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT!

Amber says Dick and Daniele are "trying to get Jessica on their side" and figures out that they have no interest in talking to her. It seems what Amber was upset with Nick about was she heard from someone that Nick was blaming the "mustard" incident on her and he told her today that he honestly didn't blame her behind her back. Amber goes back to crying about being precieved as a liar. Who the fuck wants to- WHAT? AMBER JUST MENTIONED "VOLUNTARY EXIT"!

She says "all these fucked up people put things in your head". Whatever bitch! WHATEVER! Dustin keeps defending the act of getting Nick out this week. Amber says Daniele is very "determined" now to get into the game. Dustin says "there's nothing holding that bitch back". Dustin now says "those 2 need to get clipped" and then says "that bitch" Jen has to go this week. Really Dustin? REALLY?

3:51am . Jessica and Eric are in the hammock outside and JESSICA has TOLD Eric Dick and Daniele's plan of backdooring Eric! Jessica says you can go up to their face and confront them but back me up when they go off on me. Eric says to Jessica that he will take her to the finals if he gets out of this mess. She also points out that he's the "brains" of any alliance he's in.

Eric is now going on a "furious" rant about how if ANYONE crosses him in the game he will "take them down" yet when Eric crosses anyone in the game, well then you got played. Eric also claims to tell Zach all the shit Dick and Daniele has said about him behind his back. Eric is PISSED OFF.

They also discuss about telling Jen EVERYTHING and bringing her into their FLOATER alliance that already has Jameka, Jessica and Eric. They believe they can string her along until the final four, get rid of her first or take her to the final 2 spots and win against her.

I fucking knew Jessica would tell Eric. Eric says he's been "nothing but nice" to these people. Jessica also says if Eric goes up on the block that "we have the votes to keep you". Dustin joins them and Eric starts ratting out Dick and who's names he mentioned and how Dick thinks he's in control of the game and that it is "time to send him a message he's note".

Dustin wants to know what Dick said about him. Eric says Dick is saying Dustin is doing alot of shady things in the house when he's not really. They joke about Dick saying Dustin was in with the Bible alliance. Dustin says Dick is "out of control", says it twice.

Eric HAS Dustin in the palm of his hands. They believe the "pot stirring" votes are from Dick, Daniele and possibly Jen. WE ALL know the mystery votes are from Eric. Now Dick is watching them from the kitchen window and then comes out. They all make small talk about the Diary Room Dick was just in. Dick says it was "fun, good, shit talking", obviously about Eric and his antics the last few weeks.

They all tell him Dick was in the room for about an hour. Dick keeps talking about "bullshit" in the house not knowing that Dustin, Eric and Jessica are out to fuck up Dick's game. Yeah! Minutes later the three enter the house leaving Dick alone outside. Eric is the last to enter the house but just before he enters both him and Dick exchange bullshit, fake congratulations to each other about the week. FUNNY!

5:27am . Jessica and Dick are out in the backyard couches talking about game. It seems Eric has sent Jessica to get more information from Dick. Dick STILL believes he and Jessica have a good thing. Dick is trashing Jameka by using "God" and "bitch" to describe her. Stupid move as Jessica will of course tell Jameka EVERYTHING. Dick feels so safe with Jessica he goes on to trash Dustin as well for the fuck of it. Finally they end and Jessica goes inside. Dick tells her that this week is going to be "easy" and Jessica agrees, secretly laughing inside.

Dick is now outside alone waving his fist around like he's won. He keeps going on about Eric "playing Daniele" and "Muther fucker piece of shit". Dick acts as if he's won! He's calling Eric a "dildo" and then says "off with his head".

Day 35 [Part 2]

Well it seems Kail and Jen are once again fucking nominated. Dick and Daniele still have no idea that the majority of the house already know about their plan to backdoor Eric and they plan on voting out Kail instead of Eric as a "fuck you" right back to them. Basically Dick and Daniele are turning on their Late Night Crew alliance first so therefore they become the newest targets in the house. Zach, Jen and Kail no longer become "threats" and are now used as votes to help get certain people out.

Kail and Jen also have no idea of the plan to backdoor Eric and hope/believe that Zach will be backdoored this week. Either way, someone is being backdoored this week. And Jen is NOT going home. Kail even said that if she wins POV that she will save Jen... yep, I don't get it. Maybe Kail doesn't care if she has a chance of being sent home.

Eric and Dick got into a shouting match as they agreed to disagree about the "leak" in their Late Night Crew. Daniele was there along with Dustin and Jameka. Dick was tossing the hammock around and waving his arms screaming about Eric but not revealing that Eric was the suspected "leak" of the Late Night Crew.

Okay, actually there is no "leak". Eric just fucked with everyone's heads and made them think Nick was the "leak" when there is no "leak" AT ALL. Nick is gone because of Eric and Dick's paranoia of a "leak" in the Late Night Crew alliance is just out of this world now.

Daniele ended up telling her dad to calm down and Eric and Dick got back to talking in calm voices. No real fight but just heated disagreement as Dick BELIEVES Nick didn't cast that mystery vote last week... um, DICK, no one cares about last week anymore.

Later Eric and Dustin are shirtless tanning outside and Dustin reveals that he wants Dick and Daniele to be put up next week for going off on Eric. Basically Dustin admitted yet again to Amber earlier today that he still has a major crush on Eric and plans to see him outside the house. Dustin is just sticking up for his straight possibly bicurious little man.

Eric and Jessica both also claim to start playing "vicious" and "mean" once the backdoor plan is pulled off come Monday. By the end of this week when Kail is voted out, hopefully Jen is safe and Eric is on the block AND stays... all new SHIT WILL HIT THE FUCKING FAN.

9:35pm . Jen and Daniele are actually talking, not shouting, in the HOH room. Jen, for some fucked up reason, is trying to get Daniele to put up her own father in the game to be voted out, sorry Jen, not going to happen. Jen then says she would really like to be "friends" with Daniele and them working together would just be so "great".

Daniele's facial ticks are so transparent that she is not down with working with Jen and she will of course tell Dick who will then confront Jen later and the usual broken record of Dick will happen yet again.

It seems the POV players have already been picked. Amber is the host and she's already making it ALL ABOUT AMBER wondering if she'll be able to be a good host. Here's hoping she cries the whole fucking time as she flubs her lines and someone else has to step in to complete the POV game.

It seems Dustin, Zach, Jameka are the 3 playing POV this week along with nominees Jen and Kail and HOH Daniele. Daniele, Jen, Kail and Zach are supposely all suppose to use the POV to pull off Jen, Zach has yet to agree to this... and then Eric will be backdoored. Jameka and Dustin already know of Dick/Daniele's plan to backstab Eric so if they win POV they both will pull off Jen as well.

Basically the house is split, 2 [Dick and Daniele] versus the entire fucking house. Dick and Daniele are done. They remaining Late Night Crew members have come up with the idea of getting out Daniele first, Dick second. It makes sense that if Daniele leaves first that Dick will continue fucking himself up in the game thus never having a chance to align with anyone else. If Daniele stays and Dick leaves first then Daniele can weasel her way back into the various house fractions/alliances.

Day 36

House Update: POV has been played. Dustin was the first out. Jameka has chosen not to play in HOH Comps for 5 weeks. Zach, Kail, Jen and Daniele are forced to wear Bunny suits. If Jen makes it the final 2 she can only win 250,000 dollars. And Jen won MUTHA FUCKIN POV! Here's the other POV twist, everyone who played must be covered in goop every hour for 24 hours. Whenever a buzzer goes off in the house the 4 player, minus Dustin and Kail, have to go into the backyard, get in the "Funky Gunk" bucket, pour "Funky Gunk" on themselves with a smaller bucket and then shower to get it off.

Back to Jen having POV. She's pulling herself off and Eric is going on the block with Kail going home. Jameka also had an emotional time after the POV comp about her maybe not playing for HOH.. not sure why. It seems the people playing all wrote a number down on how many weeks they would risk not playing for HOH. Jameka wrote "5" thus making her not able to play for 5 weeks.

5:17pm . Jessica is talking with Jameka in the small bed bedroom. She's telling her the entire plan of backdooring Eric and how Dick/Daniele plan on getting her and Jameka's vote to get out Eric. Jameka isn't down with the plan and is in shock as Jessica tells her. Here's the problem...

Jen is upstairs in the HOH talking with Daniele and Daniele has just told Jen that Eric is the target this week. Daniele still believes Jessica is going to vote out Eric and now she hopes Jen can talk to Dustin and Amber about voting out Eric. Daniele is now trying to sort of make her tell her who Jen plans on putting up if she gets HOH. Jen has admitted that she WON'T put up Daniele because everyone in the house is after her so Jen wants to put up someone else...

STUPID JEN. Since you're safe this week you should tell Daniele that you're after her, therefore you won't have other people in the house upset that you are going to put them up over Daniele. Jen says Eric is "terrified" of going up as well as Dustin. JEN JUST LET IT SLIP that Eric is aware of Daniele's intentions of putting him up.

Jen just said that Dick is a liar in the house and Daniele says Dick has never lied... um... BITCH, he's lying all week and week's before hand to people who were out of the loop of the Late Night Crew! BITCH!

Daniele hears from Jen that "everyone knows you're not putting up Zach". Daniele says Eric is the target and that he'll "flip out" when he's put on the block and Eric will be fighting with both her and her dad. Daniele pressures Jen to "swear on everything" to vote out Eric. Jen just said that "I know Boogie[Big Brother 2, All Stars Winner]".

5:42pm . Dick has just APOLOGIZED to Jen downstairs in the backyard about his behaviour to her. He calls it "shit talking" and that's how it is where he's from. They both go upstairs to the HOH room to talk. Dick is trying to get Jen to realize that the entire house is "safe" as long as me and Daniele go after you and Kail and you go after them and it's "back and forth".

Basically Dick wants to join up with Kail and Jen with him and Daniele to go after the rest of the house. But we all know this isn't going to happen and the rest of the house is behind Eric, for the time being.

House Update: Well it seems Dick and Daniele still believe they have the votes to get out Eric. Jessica has been hearing from Jen, Dick and Daniele certain things that are making her question her loyalty to Eric. When Jessica questions Eric about what he's said or done, his answers drive her to walk away in gentle frustration. Eric is noticable upset that Jessica is turning against him and doesn't get angry but looks at her later like a sick puppy.

He takes her into the small bed bedroom to talk to her about the "sources" that are trying to make her turn against him. After some talking and some words from Dustin Jessica is back on track on being with Team Eric.

Meanwhile Dustin is trying to get to Daniele through Kail and Jen by getting them to go to Daniele and telling her that she doesn't have the votes to get out Eric and to put up Zach so he can be sent home. This is all Dustin working his own agenda. Later Kail and Jen are outside talking about how obvious it is that Dustin is trying to use them to get Zach on the block. They won't campaign for that. Jen tells Kail that she also believes Daniele has four solid votes from the house to get out Eric thus making Kail safe again this week. Jen even goes on to say that she thinks there will be 6 votes to get out Eric. Kail starts to believe Jen.

Zach is doing nothing as usual in the house. He's being used by Daniele and Dick as a vote to evict Eric once he's on the block. Now for the shocking news...

Dustin is finding out through people that Jen and Dick are no longer enemies and have made a truce. Kail informs Dustin that Dick was "warned" by Big Brother to stop going after Jen and her personal property. It seems Dick ripped something of Jen's and Jen crushed some smokes of Dick's. So that's why Dick and Jen are being fine with each other, not because they are "working together". Dustin doesn't believe Kail on this.

10:37pm . Dustin just called Daniele a "dumb bitch" while Amber calls her "fake". Dustin mentions how Daniele is now "buddy buddy" with her "enemies" aka Kail, Zach and Jen. Minutes later Dustin tells a complaining Zach and Daniele that "complaining doesn't help anything". The reason he can say this is because he doesn't have to do any punishments this week because he was the first person out of this week's POV Comp.

Sooo Daniele goes outside to Jen and Dick and COMPLAINS about Dustin saying for them not to COMPLAIN. Oh Daniele, you're highly predictable. Jen and Dick are actually having a pleasant conversation with Jen. No one is trashing each other to their faces... HOW BORING.

Day 37

12:00am . The NEW FIVE alliance is in the big bed bedroom being loud and obnoxious, just how Nick likes it! They are playing trying to come up with a new alliance nickname. SELF INVOLVED Amber comes up with "The Good Guys" and Eric immediately says that "we'll be hated" from us internet viewers and America.

Jameka likes "The Miniorty Report"... ? Everyone's laughing their ass off as Jameka plays a black person from the slave era... ? "Yes sir Boss, just give me a second to check up on it for ya" jokes Jameka about Eric asking if the cookies are done in the kitchen.

Amber then tells Dustin and Jessica about how she can't stand and HATES FAKE PEOPLE. Then hate yourself BITCH! Dustin hopes one of them will win HOH. Jameka and Eric return as Dustin leaves and the talk turns to Kail "being out of here this week".

Amber then asks Eric if "for sure" if Eric is going up. Jessica says yes and Jameka still can't believe it. Dustin comes back. Minutes later Zach walks by wearing a beanie on his head with the bunny suit. Jameka makes a joke about it after Zach leaves and can't stop laughing with Amber about whatever they think is funny about Zach. Is this going to be the new Nerd Herd?

Jameka is crying laughing about Zach looking so "sad" walking around wearing his bunny suit. "My heart goes out... but it's just funny" says Jameka about Zach and his bunny suit punishment. Amber then comes up with a STUPID idea about this group promising not to talk about Diary Rooms to see how many times Dick and Daniele are talking about Diary Room and when BB calls them out they know they are talking about Diary Room. STUPID AMBER STUPID!

Later Jameka CATCHES Zach supposely listening onto their conversation. He then goes to the outside group where Dick is and tells them something about how "they" were talking. She tells Eric and the gang what Zach did and Jameka believes they will never have Zach on their side.

Then Jameka and Amber are left in the big bed bedroom and Amber says/feels that they five won't stay together for long meaning once they pull this move the rest of the house will have a new target and the other side of the house will pit 2 from this new 5 person alliance against each other. They also talk about how Daniele hasn't been around them since Nick left and Dick hasn't been doing his annoying "hello" in his high pitched voice. Jameka is now paranoid that someone is now trying to listen in on her conversations.

12:28am . Dick is outside with Dustin trying to TURN him against Eric, Dustin's dream fuck in the house. Dick brings up how they, meaning him and Daniele, TURNED Jessica. Dustin wonders what Jen "confirmed" with the Dick's. He says Eric was and has always been playing both sides... Dick's an idiot. Well not completely, he did figure out that Eric was the person causing mystery votes the past 2 weeks but that Eric manipulated everyone into getting Nick out... but Dick's an idiot for thinking the can do what Eric did by turning the house against a player. GOOD LUCK TRYING DICK!

12:51am . Jen and Daniele are ACTUALLY TALKING GAME in the kitchen. Daniele likes Jessica and thinks Jessica is "due for one". Jen includes herself with Dick and Zach as this side of the house needing to win. Daniele jokes around that both Amber and Zach won't win HOH. Both talk as if Eric won't be around to play HOH come Thursday. DUMB BITCHES!

1:13am . Daniele is now TRASHING Jen to Dick at the dining room table. About how Jen really didn't want to win POV and how Nick must be "happy" to see them two not fighting. Daniele is insulting about Jen's most recent verbal antics and GET THIS... DICK tells her "things are pleasant, let's keep it that way". Daniele says "I know". This is just proof that both Dick's are just using Jen to further themselves.

Zach later speaks up about how he thinks this finale could have 3 people as the final 3 instead of the final 2. Daniele HATES that idea because Survivor is already doing that. Interesting...

Wow, Daniele just told Dick in front of Zach that when Dick goes off on Eric come Monday to not let yourself get to the point of getting kicked out of the house because Eric will try to push Dick's buttons. Daniele also doesn't say that Jen was the one who told her this earlier, BITCH! Next Daniele tells Dick to get Jameka into the "loop" about getting out Eric.

Daniele heads off to get a replacement mic and Dick quickly fills in Zach about Eric's antics the past few weeks. Dick starts his spiel about how Eric is the "leak" to Zach. Minutes later Dick pulls Zach outside telling him that they need his vote to get out Eric. "Consider it done" and "He hasn't done shit for me" says Zach.

2:45am . Amber is in the big bed bedroom talking about how she "embarrassed" Daniele. It seems Nick has given Daniele a "bandana" to wear and Daniele wears it all the fucking time for Nick. Amber is getting AWF about how she gave Nick a grey bandana as well as a blue one and Daniele thinking the whole time that Nick gave her HIS bandana.

CHILDISH Amber keeps laughing about Daniele wearing a bandana that Amber gave to Nick. Amber then takes a jab behind Daniele's back saying if Nick "really" wanted to give Daniele his bandana that he would have given Daniele his red one. But come to think of it Nick has been wearing a blue bandana all over his exit interviews sooo maybe Nick had another blue bandana Amber didn't really realize and Amber looks like the idiot here... Either both are good for cat fights.

Amber now attacks about Daniele's sneeze calling it a "fake sneeze". I'm TELLING YOU, Amber and Daniele WILL have a major big EPIC CAT CUNT FIGHT either later this week or next week. Jessica and Eric join them. "It's so much better when you pick a side" mutters a new devilish Jessica.

Minutes later Jessica confirms that she is still playing Dick and Daniele. Amber and Dustin wonder if it is a good idea to tell Daniele your plan isn't going to work. But I see through Dustin and giving Daniele the impression that Eric isn't going home could put him in a situation where he could be going up in place of Eric as payback for Nick's eviction. Daniele wants someone to pay for Nick's eviction. ALL GLORY BE IN THE NAME OF NICK. AaaaaaaMEN.

3:04am . Zach, Daniele and Dick are in the kitchen joking around. Zach is starting to open up again but lets out "pervy" comments. Daniele talks about putting clothes over her bunny suit for the POV meeting and then Zach mentions wearing a "strap on carrot". Dick then tells him with a smile "You're kinda pervy. My suggestion is to stay away from the pervy stuff. It's not doing you good". Daniele lets out a laugh. IT'S TRUE THOUGH.

Now Dick, Daniele and Zach trash talk the new alliance of five about how they are "inconsiderate" about laughing, talking really loud in the big bed bedroom. Dick says they can go outside or something. Zach leaves and the Dick's get to talking about Nick coming back in the house with some kind of America's Choice bullshit. GET OVER IT, NICK'S OUT!

4:55am . Jameka, Amber, Dustin, Jessica and Eric- the newest NERD HERD is trashing Dick now. Jameka laughs about how Dick is a "busted" every old actor in the book. They move onto Dick's nose picking and flicking it all over. Jessica now chimes in with "it was gross" about something Dick did.

2:23pm . Dick is working Jameka and Dustin in the backyard couch as hard as he can to turn against Eric. He leaves for a few minutes and Jameka and Dustin get quick to talking. Dustin doesn't believe Dick because he says last night Jen or Kail "didn't confirm shit". Jameka does look a little concerned and they call over Jen who's on the other side of the backyard.

Jameka asks if Jen knows of other alliances in the house. Jen says she really doesn't know. Dustin then asks Jen to "confirm" certain things in front of Jameka and she kinda confirms certain things and then kinda doesn't. Jameka is left with the "mmmHmms" and then changes the subject as Dick comes back.

Dick is back to talking about Eric to Jameka. Dick says Eric screaming at Jen during the HOH comp was a "cover up" for Eric SUPPOSELY knowing from Daniele's upside down endurance stare that Daniele knew about Eric at that moment. WHATEVER.

Jameka gets up and asks Dick why are they acting on this now... this week? Before Dick can answer people come outside to interrupt and "Funky Gunk" dunks are about to begin. Minutes later Jameka is back to talking to Dick. She just doesn't think the Dick's should be acting on this this very week but Dick's mind is made up and this is the week to go after Eric.

Dick seems to have a convincing argument but once Jameka goes to Eric to give Eric the chance to battle Dick's words behind his back... well then Eric will once again have Jameka. I'm getting a sense that Jameka doesn't like Dick and Daniele jumping on assumptions and acting on them so quickly because maybe down the line they can accuss anyone in the house for something and blame whoever they want and act too quickly on it... sooo with that said I feel Jameka will NEVER buy into Dick's words.

2:46pm . It seems Jameka is taking a shower and in comes Amber into the bathroom area. Jameka is quick to whipser somethings to Amber about Dick trying to get her to turn and even though I couldn't make out what they were saying I could see both Amber and Jameka shaking their heads. It seems Jameka doesn't believe Dick, at all. Amber ends her chat with Jameka by saying "Oh My God". Not sure what that meant since BB couldn't que into their audio conversation.

Outside Dustin is filling in Kail with Dick telling him and other people in the house that Dick is trying to blame both Mike and Nick's evictions on Eric. Kail said Dick told her that he is taking credit for their evictions. Dustin allows can't believe that Dick and Daniele are both acting like they are running the house in a dual HOH. Dustin says Daniele isn't doing "shit" and Dick is "running his mouth like crazy".

Kail then laughs about about Dick telling her each week that "you're going home" and then when she stays that Dick takes full credit for Kail staying. She laughs at Dick's antics. She also says "poor Eric" for the one going up and possibly going home. Kail really really thinks she's staying this week. Who knows anymore.

Kail's last comment to Dustin is he should have backdoored Dick last week. Dustin agrees. Minutes later Dustin joins Jameka and Amber on the backyard couch. She talks about her conversation to Dick and how Eric HAS done some shady stuff BUT she's still unsure and not going to jump on the bandwagon.

Dustin starts in defending his future boyfriend Eric with points about Jen not confirming "shit" and Jameka says Jen didn't say she wanted Eric out so that makes her think not everything Dick is saying is true. OH GAWD, SELF INVOLVED AMBER thinks she thinks the Dick's THINK that SHE ALONE set up Nick! Amber STARTS CRYING AGAIN! Maybe from the sound of the plane that brings back bad banner memories that said Amber is a LIAR.

Dustin tells Jameka and Amber that they are trying to "hook" you into their plan. To not fall for it. Jameka believes the 7 of them, including Dick and Daniele, have a "meeting" to discuss everything and put it out in the open. BULLSHIT, ain't going to happen. Jameka then she hasn't chosen side between her new 5 alliance and Dick's side but that she's trying to sort out all the BULLSHIT.

Dick joins the backyard group and SELF INVOLVED Amber gets to talking about HER and how she hasn't talked to Daniele in like 2 words to her in the last 2 days. Jameka also asks for a "meeting" to which Dick says Yes. After Dick makes a fishy comment to Amber about "being in the middle of all it" and leaves to go smoke on the other side of the yard... me thinks there will be no meeting tonight.

3:17pm . Daniele is now working Jameka outside. Saying Nick has NEVER lied to her and that Eric has done this and that and how Eric was trying to set Daniele up this week with his mystery vote this week... PARANOIA bullshit. Daniele starts to chime in about if she knew all this 2 hours before the live votes that Nick would still be in the house... meaning Nick is there to further help Daniele. Who the fuck knows if Jameka is buying all this shit.

Jameka says the "group" has messed up on a few occasions, not just Nick. Jameks is wavering on turning on Eric and Daniele keeps pushing her agrument that Eric is the one responsible for everything that sent Nick home. Daneiel brings up that Eric has been watching this show since season 1... but so has your Dad BITCH!

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August 1, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Five Part 2

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

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Day 33

1:21am . Amber and Jen are bonding in the bathroom talking about girl stuff as they put some stuff on their face to clean up their pores. Earlier Dick tried to get Jameka to get angry over Jen not cleaning something in the kitchen that had "slop". Jameka gave her usual I don't care attitude and basically told Dick "I don't see anyone complaining". She's onto Dick's bullshit about turning more people on Jen.

I'm betting America's Choice will force Eric to vote out Kail. There's a good chance Nick may stay this week. Let's see, Dick, Daniele, Amber, Zach and Eric will vote out Kail. That's five votes and Nick stays this week. Hopefully this will happen because the DICKLESS alliance of Dustin, Amber, Dick, Daniele, Eric, Jessica and Jameka will begin to turn on each other when supposely five of the 2 wanted Nick out and then people possibly switching their votes around to keep Nick. Dustin will feel used and the shit will hit the fan. Here's hoping Nick stays this week so the DICKLESS alliance will turn on each other! Yeah!

3:15am . Jameka watched as Eric carried Jessica over his shoulder to her bed. She invites him to talk in her in her big ass bed. Cuddling comes up through a story of Eric's and Jessica makes it known she doesn't like to cuddle meaning Eric, don't touch me. It's cute how Eric loves her and wants to kiss her...

They get to talking game or mostly Dick, how he THINKS he controls everything. Jessica also hates it when people come up to her and always ask "Where is everyone" and she mutters "I don't fucking know!". Funny girl.

Eric is going to push Jessica into voting out Nick. Eric then goes on to say he doesn't like to be in a house where people "insult their own friends"... um... that's all Eric does in the house. They both think Jen is annoying for trying to ease drop on everyone's conversation... THAT'S Big Brother DUMBASS.

Eric then tells Jessica about Jen wanting to join the "good" people meaning Jessica, Eric and Jameka. Eric laughs at the chance of joining in an alliance with her. They then talk about how they are "in" with everyone and Jessica jokes "I guess we have pretty good odds". He also talks about how Eric and Jessica are in with Dustin, Amber and Jameka and how THEY control the house votes if none of them win HOH and they DECIDE who goes home, not the HOH.

Jessica starts to tell Eric about Dick's agenda on keeping Nick and getting rid of Kail. Eric doesn't feel so good to hear that Dick is pushing for Nick to stay. Then she goes on about Nick trying to work her and telling her how he "didn't know how to play" and was in the alliance because it was the "first day". Jessica says when dinner was ready early last night that she tried to use it as an out to get away from Nick but Nick demanded she'd stay and listen to him for a few more minutes.

She also says he didn't know Jameka didn't like him and that he talked to her and that everything between her and him are okay. Eric laughs at all this and neither are falling for Nick's BULLSHIT.

Outside Dick, Daniele and Dustin are chatting about the possibility of this week's HOH competition. Dick hopes it isn't "endurance". Dustin leaves and Daniele & Dick are QUICK, AND I MEAN QUICK to bash Dustin and his HOH blog entry. Dick then tells Daniele that it is NOT looking good for Nick so for her to not get her hopes up. Daniele then says she feels they are making the "wrong decision" for "us".

Dick says he's done for "looking out for the group" meaning Dick is ready to FUCK people over in his DICKLESS alliance. Dick says next week that he will do everything he can to get "that bitch" out of here. Dick says he doesn't want both those bitches in sequestor and Daniele says Jen doesn't "deserve" to be here. WHATEVER CUNT.

Daniele also warns Dick to not turn on the "group", that it is too early. Nick is supposely going to have fun going "off" on everyone in his last minute speech. The keep talking as if everyone is on the "fence" about voting out Nick. Daniele then says Nick told her that Amber told him that she'll "tell him everything'.

Dick then asks what Daniele likes about Amber. Dick tries to harp on Amber telling Jen about her "shitting her pants" again and Daniele says "so what". Dick's plan of getting other houseguests turn on each other is NOT working on anyone. Dick then says he's getting really tired of Dustin and Amber.

Dick's paraonia sets in QUICK because he thinks Jen has "something" with Dustin and Amber. Dick then says again he wants Jen out and Daniele tells him he has NO control over that. Everyone else in their DICKLESS alliance has already stated they are NOT getting rid of Jen this next week.

1:57pm . Morning has come and gone. Afternoon is infecting the house. Dustin has his HOH camera and was taking pictures BUT SELF INVOLVED Amber wanted to use the HOH camera to take photos of people. You see last week she asked Dick is she could take some photos for her daughter and Dick wouldn't let her. This hurt her, possibly made her cry and she was angry with Dick about it for years to come.

So today she asked Dustin in the big bed bedroom if she could use the HOH camera to take some photos and he said yes. She was like a little gal who finally got her way and had that annoying cuteish voice.

House Update: Let's see what we've missed so far. Amber has promised ON HER DAUGHTER'S LIFE that she is voting out Nick. She believes the Diary Room people are trying to trick her into voting out Kail because possibly the show/producers want them to keep Nick. She tells all this to Eric and both agree this bullshit isn't going to work on them.

Dick has also told his daughter Daniele to get closer to Jessica because he KNOWS he and she are outnumbered in their fucked up DICKLESS alliance of 7: Amber, Dustin, Jessica, Jameka and Eric. Dick and Daniele would be the first 2 to be voted out of their DICKLESS alliance.

The house is now on a 24 hour indoor lockdown as the show prepares outside for this week's BIG BIG HOH competition. They all believe it will be endurance. They DICKLESS alliance also agreed on another group meeting tonight to discuss their votes for tomorrow's live voting. At one point today Jameka, Dustin and Amber talk about the meeting to come later tonight. They all say it will be 5 versus 2 in the meeting meaning Dick and Daniele no longer have any say in how the game will be played if they don't have power.

Dustin even goes on to say that if Daniele gets HOH this week she will go on a major "bitch" of a "power trip".

9:32pm . Jameka and Amber are in the HOH room talking about the meeting tonight. Jameka feels there's nothing to discuss but "whateva". Amber says she left Nick a "long, long" goodbye speech- doesn't this bitch know that Nick will only get a few seconds worth of your goodbye. They'll probably just show Amber crying, cut away to another houseguests, come back to Amber still crying, cut away to another houseguest and then show Amber crying again.

Neither want Dick to win tomorrow's HOH comp. Jameka says Dick looks like a "snake" to her. Amber says she seriously "went AWF" on both of them? Not sure what she's talking about. Amber has yet to talk to Nick about whatever he wants to talk to her about. She goes on to say Daniele will be a "lost cause".

Both can't stand either Daniele and Dick. Jameka can't stand Daniele's "negative comments", for example Daniele came out and told Jessica to "shut up" in a playful manner and Jessica told her to "shut up" back. Jameka goes on about another story about Daniele being "negative" and then Dick kept on with his "negative" comments and it was just back and forth, including Nick. Amber agrees.

Amber then says Dustin told her that he wants Kail to be the last gone from the Mrs Robinson alliance. Amber goes on to tell Kail about how she's upset with Jen and how she "used" Jameka this week. Kail doesn't understand why Amber gets upset over other people's problems. Amber says she doesn't think Kail is "all that bad of a person" and both agree Kail isn't so bad.

What's this? Amber just told Jameka that Dustin is ONLY looking out for himself... well DUH BITCH! Dustin comes into the HOH room and game talk stops. They joke around that they were arguing. Amber smiles at Dustin as if she'll never turn on him.

Minutes later Amber BELIEVES Jen will do what she says even though Dustin doesn't think so. Dustin then brings up Dick pouring tea on Jen's head and even Amber thought that was rude and Dick needs to "grow up". They also believe Dick will have nothing to stand up for when Daniele is out of the house. All three now joke about sending Dick and Daniele out the door and how they should thank CBS for bringing them back together.

Jameka says Daniele is "annoying" and Dick is "fake". Yeah for Jameka!

Day 31

12:00am . I knew that Bitch Amber couldn't let the Daniele/Nick situation go. Well you see Daniele and Amber both want be truthful with Nick about their vote this week and BOTH do not LIE to him and when both didn't like the fact that the other one was also not going to LIE to Nick this week well the catty shit hit the fan.

Both ladies started talking smack about each other behind each other's backs. Daniele went to Dustin and Amber told Jameka and Dustin even worse things about Daniele, something about "spoiled little bitch". Well Amber told Dustin and Jameka she would just "let it go" but I knew the bitch wouldn't do just that. She told Eric at the table about