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September 19, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Grand Finale Report

And So Dick officially wins over the Master Whiner Daniele. But before we get to the big win let's run through the finale and find out what happened on tonight's finale show.

Julie Chen opened the show in front of the same finale stage used in the previous 2 seasons. There we see the more models in the front rows just behind Juile Chen and various All Star Big Brother players scattered in the audience. Kaysar, Howie, Marcellas [& Kennedy of FOX's Reality Remix] are on the left side while Janelle [Naters, Janie's BBF] and Chicken George were on the right side. Erika sat in the middle behind a beautiful male model, the same beautiful male model who just happened to be there, front row, during last year's finale. Check out the picture here and in last year's All Stars picture you'll see Survivor: Fiji's Boo!

Dick's son Vincent sat on the right side of the stage and Eric's brothers were also on the right side of the stage. I know right, who cares. Now the jury comes together, minus Zach, and discuss who of the final 3 should come to the jury. All want to see Zach stay in the house and one of the Dick's enter the jury. When Jen makes her comments about how Dick doesn't deserve any money here comes Zach.

Eric tells Zach that he would have won against either of the Dick's had he stayed in the house. Then the scene cuts to the America's Player segment, America wants Eric to sway the jury into voting for Dick to win. Back to the jury Dustin and Zach both push for Dick to not be awarded the prize money for his behaviour. Eric defends Dick's actions as "stratgey" but then Jen talks about how they are all STUPID for not putting either of the Dick's out of the house. THANK YOU, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG.

Amber suddenly feels the fucking need to call out Jen about how she called a "truce"- Amber has officially come to the end of her calling people out, BITCH needs to be called out on her actions in the house. Shut up Amber. Eric interrupts and tries to get the focus back on the Dick's and funny thing is Amber is heard saying "yeah"- Um BITCH, you took the conversation way OFF.

Now Eric starts steering the jury into thinking that Daniele has ridden Dick's coattails and how Dick "targeted the correct people" at the right time. Then Jen says with a half smile how she doesn't think Dick should win because he's an "asshole'. Talk of the jury bounces back and forth about how the Dick's played and who really carried who. Jessica makes a point that Daniele is just as bad as Dick and she's upset that the jury is allowing Daniele to "get away" with the same bullshit Dick pulled the house.

Zach makes a comparison about the Dick's saying Dick is the guard dog and Daniele is the person pulling back the chain on guard dog Dick. Suddenly Jameka comes up with her own comparison. "You have Daniele who is the pimp and E.D. is the ho" says Jameka proudly with a grand smile. Dustin then says that either "Evil or Evil's span" wins the money in the end.

Finally the jury asks the Dick's their questions. Dustin goes first and basically talks smack about what Daniele said about him in the beginning and wonders how he feels about Dick sitting next to her now. Dick's answer is "no one really carried anyone" and how they did it as a "team".

Amber starts in with how Daniele has treated her boyfriend on "national television" and why she should give her vote to her. Amber calls Daniele a "pathetic person". YEAH! Daniele starts in with her TOTAL BULLSHIT answer about how "no one really knows her situation with Nick", UM BITCH we all saw it on tv. Daniele then tells Amber that if she's voting on a personal note that she doesn't want her vote. Are you kidding me, not how you go about to winning Big Brother.

Jessica says something and I forget, not worth remembering. Oh wait, Dick told Jessica that he hadn't lied to her but she corrects him by saying he did. Eric then goes next trying to challenge Dick to say who deserves to be in the final 2. He says Amber, Dustin and Jen all do not deserve to be in the final 2. He says Jessica didn't "bloody her hands" and Jameka was ALLOWED to stay in the game longer she should have and how she "appreciates" it. At this point Jameka rolls her eyes at Dick. Dick also says something good about Eric and Zach but who really cares.

Zach is up next. He wants to know what they have learned and will take with them outside of the house from each member of the jury. Daniele spews FAKE ASS BULLSHIT so who gives a fuck what she thinks. Dick then goes on to say that he learned from Dustin about "over confidence" and that he learned from Jen about how there is a "real person deep in there" and how it is "hard to find". Dick then goes on to say how he respects Jameka and how it is not a "good idea" to underestimate people, thanks to Zach's actions. When Dick says all of this people are rolling their eyes and silently reacting with expressions of dismissing what he is saying.

Jameka is up and wonders about what they take credit for in helping them advance them in the game. Big Brother edited out the jury member laughing at Daniele when she listed her accomplishments. DAMN IT. Jen is next and tries to insult them but then drops a "blindsided" question about how the Dick's- ahh who give a shit, it's about Dick building a relationship with his daughter again.

Their final words are not worth remembering but apparently whatever Dick said in his final speech pissed Daniele off because he defended himself as a single player and not as him and his daugther as a team. He also takes credit for the week Dustin went out and how he regrets turning on Jessica and Eric but it had to be done. He ends it with "as far as I'm concerned, we won".

After the jury members enter the live finale stage and take their seats the voting begins. Eric says it was a "clear cut choice" when he votes. Jameka says her vote is about who's game she "respects". Dustin's vote is about "strategic action and not just words". Jen's vote is simpley about having to vote for one of them. Zach's reasoning for his vote is clueless as was his game play in the house. Amber's vote mirrors Dustin's vote showing signs of them discussing the vote beforehand. Jessica is last and makes everyone laugh about how her vote is for the person she "enjoyed most" in the house. She ends the voting with "may the best Donato win".

Minutes later Julie talks to Dick's mother and Dick's son who also is Daniele's brother. After that boring ass inteview the first 5 evicted houseguests take the stage across from the jury. Nick looks hot as does Mike. Neither Carol or Joe make hurtful bitchy comments to their "rivals" in the jury.

Next Juile Chen finally reveals the America's Player twist and everyone reacts borish and with laughs on the edited clips. Daniele isn't as surprised and no one really is floored by the news. Eric is afraid by everyone's actions, mostly Jessica's. Jessica later tells Julie she isn't mad and Eric is just uneasy about the whole reveal. In the edited clips of Eric as America's Player he blames everything on America and how he had no say on who he voted in the house or played.

After the big lifeless reveal Julie Chen turns to Dick on the monitor and lays it hard into Dick about how AMERICA was the reason why he stayed over Dustin and why he won the game, well partly why he won and how he should thank America. Dick laughs about how he thought he made this "power play" when he hadn't and how Eric "campaigned" on behalf of Dick for America.

Eric finally speaks saying it was America who voted them out and how he wouldn't have if it was up to him. LIAR. He then address Jessica saying everything they shared was real and "no nonsense". Daniele IS genuinely shocked when Julie Chen says America gets a vote in the Jury.

After some time Juile gets to the live jury votes! Eric has voted for Dick on behalf of America. Jameka's vote is for Daniele. Dustin has voted for Dick. Jen has voted for Daniele. The vote is now tied 2 to 2. Zach's vote is for Dick. One more for the asshole. Amber mirrors Dustin's vote and votes for Dick as well, also IDIOT Daniele told Amber not to vote for her. IDIOT. Dick officially wins. Jessica's vote is later revealed to be for Dick as well. A final vote of 5 to 2.

SO SAD DANIELE, AND THAT'S THAT!

When Dick finds out he won he's pretty quiet and not jumping around. After the jury questions over the weekend took place it was pretty clear Dick was going to win so for the past few days he's been telling himself he won. He just needed to officially hear it from Juile Chen.

After both Dick's come out through the front door Nick is immediately up and ready for Daniele's skinny boney arms. She accepts a hug from him and it is clear Daniele's once boyfriend is NO ONE WHERE IN SIGHT. Vincent is quick to hug his father. As Vincent and Dick continue to hug Daniele heads for her grandmother, Dick's mother, for a hug. Seconds later Daniele hugs her favorite gay man, Joe.

All the houseguests merge in front of the stage in a huge mess of hugs and smiles. No fighting, for shame reality stars! Juile Chen is caught in the mix trying to find Dick and getting him on camera with her to congratulate him. When a humble Dick gives Jameka a hug soon after he gives her a kiss on her cheek. Awwww. It seems the asshole is finally out of him and it was game play.

And the comes to an end. Dick mentions he's going to take some trips around the world. Daniele continues the bullshit of "we won" going strong all night to make herself feel better about losing. Julie reminds us that this summer was "emotional" and that it had 81 days and 32 competitions.

Daniele quickly asks Juile Chen point blank if she's going to the wrap party. She says NO because frankly she has better things to do but she sugar coats her no by saying she has to work tomorrow. She also says that she will be with both Dick's on a L.A. set tomorrow morning for the Early Show. Juile also says the official Big Brother wrap party is Thursday.

That's it. AND THAT'S THAT.

Finale Update: CBS2.COM's gay interviewer interviews the houseguests right after the finale when they've all gone back into the house for photo ops and drinking. Wait, this a-hole was happy Daniele and Dick went off on Jen that one night that involved the tea incident. I'm sorry but Jen still didn't deserve the bullshit Daniele, Nick and Dick gave her that night.

In another interview Mike admits to only watching about 12 episodes and he has "alot to catch up on". Sure you do Mike, he's simply above all this and could give a shit about the episodes he's not featured in. Had Mike made it the jury he would have voted for Daniele. The gay interviewer also gets Mike to admit that he hasn't painted in awhile and that he's an actor/model in the entertainment industry. Oh Big Brother!

The interview with Nick pissed me off. Nick wasn't "honorable" and "admirable" he was a douche bag and the FIRST dirty player of the game! FUCK HIM! Then Nick says there are a few "haters" out there who "say certain things", TALKING ABOUT ME? He also says he would have voted for Daniele in the end, "hands down because I'm in like with her". Yes he used the word "like".

Dustin calls his move about nominating himself was "stupid" and that he was this year's Marcellas. Dustin also says "personal differences aside" he voted for Dick because of his game play. "He did all the dirty work while Daniele kept her hands clean". He goes on to say the week he was with Jen was good and he got to know her on a better level.

Joe's interview was short and about him being tall. Joe laughs about how hummingbirds would come up to the fake plants in the backyard and that was sad. In Eric's interview he cockingly jokes saying if he wasn't America's Player that he would have made it the end and won. WHATEVER. Eric goes on to say he had "no choice" in being America's Player and he HAD to do it. The gay interview also brought up Eric's "penis size" and how he was the "stud" after Nick, Dustin and Mike left. The rest were boring.

Also the live feeds are repeating all over again so if you have the feeds or want to see the season then sign the fuck up!

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September 17, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Fucking Finale Week!

[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!

Just added. Big Brother 8 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.

Day 77-80

Jury Questions Update: The jury questions happened on Sunday September 17th at 12:00am exactly! Well, around midnight. It seems the line of questions from the Jury House was leaning towards Dick WINNING! WHAT?!?!?

Daniele and Dick are in the big bed bedroom with the lights turned off. Daniele is upset after the questioning because the jury looks at her as if she was "riding" Dick's "coattails" the entire game. WHAT?!?!?

Apparently both Dick and Daniele were debating during the jury questions about who had it the "worst" or most difficult in the house. Dick still thinks he had it worse whereas Daniele feels like she had it worse. So from the jest of the jury Daniele feels like she has no chance on winning. TYPICAL, Daniele now says she wants to go home and wants to leave. AWWWWW get the FUCK OVER IT! "I'm so over this, I'M SO OVER THIS" says an angry Daniele.

Ohhh the jury was NASTY! Apparently they were laughing when Daniele told them she won this and that. Daniele is also upset that people like Amber were attacking her personal life and using it against her and giving her "no credit" for anything she's done in the game. Dick also tries to apologize to Daniele about the "way I came off" meaning he verbally defended himself against the Jury to win the money over his own daughter. WOW.

Jameka also apparently told Daniele that she "flew under the radar" meaning Daniele doesn't DESERVE to be there! WOW! So after Daniele vents off to Dick she gets up and heads to the downstairs bathroom and locks herself in it. She wants NOTHING to do with her father right now or the house.

Later she goes back to her bed and lays there with her eyes wide open. Dick meanwhile is outside smoking and talking to himself. Something about him winning the game and also not being able to "win" in any agrument with Daniele and he's sad about how the jury looked at Daniele's position in the game.

Damn it. So I guess Eric got America's Choice orders and got to the jury before the questioning and convinced them that Daniele doesn't deserve to win the game. STUPID IDIOTS that don't let themselves think for themselves and ALLOW Eric to manipulate them forever and a day.

Inside the house Daniele is still unable to go to sleep. EYES WIDE OPEN. Dick remains outside talking about how he and Daniele are the "perfect fucking team". Dick now calls Amber a "bitch" for "attacking Daniele". It seems Amber went AWF on Daniele. "What a bitch, what a fucking bitch" says Dick.

Dick now talks about Daniele being "pissed" at him, everyone on the Jury and how "she got alot of attacks". He also says "I think I won". OH MY GOD I swear if Jen votes for Dick to win... THAT WILL BE AN OH MY GAWD MOMENT.

Sunday Show Update: Reader "Micheal", along with many others, missed Sunday's recap show that featured a wee bit of new footage of the Dick's celebrating their win. All the clips were centered around The Dick's because let's face it, no one else seemed to matter in the house now after the Dick's won the game.

But here's how the recap show should have gone...

And The Dick's WIN. Simple as that. A house of FUCKING MORONS AND IDIOTS, as I've said all summer long, have ALLOWED both DICK'S to make it the final 2. Nice try Zach but too little too fucking late. Everyone all summer long fucking put up with them as a pair and every fucking time they went up they were ALLOWED to remain as a PAIR in the FUCKING HOUSE.

I have come to terms that the Dick's DESERVE to win this season because a house of fucking idiots and morons allowed this outcome to happen. Go Dick and Daniele!

This almost didn't happen because Zach screwed up the last HOH by just one fucking point. Man oh man, if Zach had evicted Daniele that would have had me jumping up and down in my boxers shorts screaming FUCK YOU!

This also reminds me of Season 6 where Janelle[Zach] went up against 2 EVIL fuckers Ivette & Maggie[Dick & Daniele] with Janelle[Zach] fucking it up at the last question of the final part of the final HOH. Now the oh so bitter jury must vote between two people they absolutely hate. I MEAN THEY FUCKING HATE.

Here's the kicker, America gets a jury vote now through Eric and after we vote for Dick or Daniele to win, well then Eric must manipulate everyone in the jury into voting for whoever we vote for. I'm betting after CBS' bullshit show edit that America will vote Dick on a landslide.

I can only expect the jury to go down this way. A 4 to 3 vote. Jen being the deciding vote and giving the game to Daniele as a last FUCK YOU to Dick who treated her like shit. I also except Jessica will vote for Dick well because let's face it, Jessica will do anything Eric wants and if he votes for Dick Jessica will vote for Dick. I'll be honestly shocked if she votes differently than Eric. Daniele will win over Dick, she HAS TO.

In Dick's goodbye speech he was real smug to Zach, EXACTLY what Ivette did to Rachel during her season and Ivette lost by ONE VOTE because of her horrible goodbye speech to a jury member. At least CBS got their way this year with the Dick's getting to the final 2. Next year... NO FUCKING AMERICA'S PLAYER. We want America's HOH since Eric was too much of a pussy to actually win a HOH and let us tell him what to do.

That's about it for the next few days. Expect more screencaps and my Big Brother 8 wrap up to happen Sept 19th. And then the all new season of GuyTVBlog.com will debut Sept 20th now.

Day 76

12:00am . As the new day starts we find out that Dick has WON part 2 of the three part final HOH comp. So now Dick and Zach will battle it out live on tonight's eviction show. The last member of the jury will enter the house and the final 2 will live in the house to face the jury via the TV in the living room and then wait around until the finale on Tuesday.

I'm starting to suspect that Dick will throw the HOH to Zach because he knows Zach wants to take Dick to the final 2. Either way Dick is going to the final 2. DICK IS GOING TO WIN THE GAME OR 2ND PLACE. This mother fucker has made it the final 2, holy fuck.

Now if Dick's cocky behaviour gets the best of him he'll let Zach win HOH tonight, let Zach take him to the final 2, let Zach send Daniele to the Jury House and then actually believe he'll win against Zach. The problem with Dick is he WILL take credit for everything that happened in the house and when he takes credit for every week in the house the jury will become upset because they will take it as if Dick thinks he did it all and used them all, which he didn't.

Either way Dick WILL NOT win against Daniele or Zach. Remember, we're dealing with a very very bitter jury and they will either award Daniele because she played the game hard or Zach because well... he isn't an asshole prick.

As the midnight hour passes the final 3 pack their suitcases. Zach keeps to himself while the Dick's whisper game play and chat about nonesense. I expect Dick to start going off on Zach later today before the live show, once again trying to get under Zach's skin when Dick knows it doesn't work yet like a broken record he'll do it on cue.

House Update: The final 3 were on an outdoor lockdown and there was a video capture over at Joker's Updates about OTHER PEOPLE in the storage room. Wow! Gay Orgy I hope!

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September 12, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Almost Fucking Done

Day 75

12:18am . Five Hours and counting. The competition for PART ONE of the final HOH is still underway. The BB clock just hit a few minutes past midnight and only Dick and Zach remain in the competition. It seems Daniele's foot slipped on the wet pedestal and she feel on top of the bunny bar thing that was spinning around their feet. Dick of course blamed Big Brother for stopping the bunny bar just over her pedestal that would then cause his daughter to be eliminated. She cried as she got some towels out of the dryer and cried inside and then cried as she took a hot shower and then probably cried while you she was changing.

Outside Dick's mouth wouldn't shut the fuck up as he tried to tear a new asshole in Zach. He called him a "panty munching pervert" and a "racist" and whatever else Dick could pull out of thin air. Oh yeah, Dick told Zach that Jameka has once said that she had changed diapers on babies who had bigger dicks than what Zach was packing. Dick started acting the size of Zach's dick because everyone saw it when he streaked across the yard sometime ago.

And while we're speaking about Jameka. FUCK THAT BITCH, she told Juile Chen that she and Zach won't exchange phone calls outside the house, maybe some emails. Jameka has always been a bitch in my eyes and she continues to amaze me with her BULLSHIT statements. Why write off Zach, he's not that bad a person. FUCK Jameka.

Back to Dick trying to get under Zach's skin. Obviously Zach didn't play along as he kept his mouth shut most of the time which caused Dick to grow more angry because Zach wasn't responding to his rants. Dick eventually tired out as midnight approached.

12:22am . Zach remains unchanged and unbothered by the water. Yes he shivers a bit but Dick is the one who is showing the most shivering action. Dick's hand and arm is shaking while he holds onto the key and he jogs as much as he can in place to get the blood in his legs circulating. Other than that Dick has NO ENEGRY to verbally attack Zach anymore. Whenever Daniele talks to Dick he barely responds.

At one point Dick's lips were quivering and his legs were shaking as seen from his black shorts shaking on his body. Dick can't last much longer. Zach seems likely to win this one with no problem, unless his big foot slips and he falls off.

12:32am . Daniele was heard telling her Dad "careful... careful". It seems Dick was jogging around to widly on his pedestal and Daniele looked fucking nervous he would fall off. Her eyes kept darting back and forth from Zach to her dad. "Come on old man, you've gotten this far" says Daniele. Now Zach is staring Dick down hoping Dick will give up.

12:36am . Dick just mouthed something to Daniele and she quickly said "no, don't". I think Dick wants to let go and end it but Daniele keeps trying to make him stay. Minutes later Dick said something about this "not being easy" and "It's like surviving a drowning here".

12:41am . Daniele reports the time to her dad telling him that it has almost been 6 hours. Dick is starting to bend over alot showing even more signs of giving up. Minutes later Dick looks up and talks to someone who's controling the water. "I fucking hate you" Dick says with a smile.

1:13am . Both Dick and Zach continue to fight for PART ONE of the final HOH. Dick is bending over at one point, grabbing his right leg. He then stands up with his bottom lip shivering as he looks at the CBS intern start spraying water back on him. Dick makes a joke, laughs and burps a few times. He's keeping up with Zach.

Camera 1 zooms in on Dick's hand on his HOH key. Even the camera crew is anticipating Dick letting go of his key before Zach. Any minute now... any day now...

House Update: ZACH WON! After about 7 hours I gave up and jerked off online watchign PORN. And then I return to find that ZACH FUCKING WON!

3:21am . Dick and Daniele talk on the floor of the dining room area. Daniele keeps giving her dad words of encouragement but Dick starts rolling around on the floor making grunting noises, he complains about his "knee". Daniele says she feels "awful".

She's also upset about the whole bunny rotating thing they had to hop over at the beginning. She is upset that it "broke" after she stumbled on it and that she feels it would have taken out Zach at some point.

Now Daniele talks about "idiot" Zach not wanting to go into the Diary Room and now he's in there. JEALOUS MUCH BITCH?!?!

Daniele then says "What a summer. It's almost over. Let's make it worth it... we will." Minutes later Zach comes out of the Diary Room and Dick tells Zach that it wasn't the "cold" that got him out of the competition, it was his knees.

Now Daniele enters the Diary Room while Zach slowly, SLOWLY walks around gathering stuff and heading to the big beds in the big bed bedroom. Dick is around somewhere probably on the verge of dying... of pain.

1:27pm . Dick is sleeping in the round bed bedroom. Suddenly he wakes up in pain but then goes back to bed. Other than that the house is back to being boring.

Day 69

House Update: Still a whole lot of nothing. NO fights. NO arguments. Daniele doesn't think there will be a double eviction anymore this season because it's too "late" whereas Zach is telling her he thinks one will happen this week. Eric has told the Dick's that he is ready for "whatever happens" in terms of them backstabbing their SHIT STAIN alliance and getting out Jessica. He also has been told by America to vote out Jameka and it still looks like America will NOT get their way and have Jameka evicted. Eric is telling Jameka that he WILL NOT vote out Jessica and will be voting out Jameka later today.

Remember, double mutha fuckin eviction is tonight! Tune the fuck in!

I'll be back in the a.m. to report any last minute happenings. Oh wait, supposely Dick wrote out "I Love Janelle" in mustard... PATHETIC!

House Update: The Dick's continue their plan to get out Jessica by approaching Jameka with a deal a few minutes before the live show. They want to corner Jameka, promise on God, swear on God that if and when she gets HOH that she won't put up them, basically they want her anger towards Zach to stay with her and they'll help her get out Zach.

Eric and Jessica continue to kiss throughout the night, mostly in bed. The usual Grodee to the Maxx straight couple stuff. Don't even get me started on the heavy panting these 2 had... but still no sexual penatration between Eric and Jessica. When talk turns to her being evicted she wants to get drunk until the finale.

Ohhh Eric says that if he gets HOH next that he'll put up the Dick's and tell them in his speech that he's thought about their alliance and how 2 people of the four won't be in the game any longer and they can thank themselves for that. If CBS continues to fuck with their own show I expect Eric to MIRACULOUSLY win HOH so the audience watching can get their revenge on the Dick's through AMERICA'S BULLSHIT PLAYER. Fixed, fixed, fixed!

House Update: Okay, so the show isn't FIXED as much as I thought it was...
So basically here's the rundown on what happened during the live double eviction fast forward GET THE FUCK OUT of the house one hour special special fun show!

Jessica was voted out by a 2 to 1 one as they predicted with the Dick's officially turning on their final four alliance with Jessica and Eric. Eric tried to keep the baby crying tears in when Jessica walked out. Dick, Daniele and Zach were all snubbed by Jessica on her way out and so they ventured on over to the kitchen area and let Jameka, Jessica and Eric have their bullshit moment.

Eric pathetically told Jessica that he was going to fight in her honor and win the game for her. A tearful Jessica told Jameka to "win that veto" just before she left. Jameka cupped her face into her hands as Eric headed for the living room.

Then Eric went over to the kitchen area and said out loud "not surprised". OF COURSE NOT DOUCHE BAG, it's a game of backstabbing. Eric then tried to calmly call out Daniele on her lying to him about Jessica not going home and all she had to do was tell him YET when the SHIT STAIN alliance wants someone one they can lie all they want.

In the HOH comp Dick, Daniele and Eric fought it out by stepping up and/or down on "before" and "after" steps. The game kept getting tied up so many times and then Dick won HOH by one fucking point. Daniele got excited and ran to her asshole father hugging him.

Here it was also revealed by Julie Chen that Daniele was America's new FUCK YOU Choice. Eric was to try and get her nominated and he TRIED during the live show! He joked around with Dick in the living room about nominating Daniele but in the end Dick didn't nominate his daughter and Eric didn't complete that task.

Dick then went on to nominate Eric and Jameka. Minutes later the houseguests went outside to play a POV comp involving rubbing balls falling from the sky above and them having to find green balls to then put them in a tube of some sorts. Later Julie Chen fucked up by telling Jameka she was eliminated from the POV comp for putting a blue ball in her tube but she claims she didn't and that one bounce in. You see the tubes' opening was facing straight up and one just happen to jump right in. STUPID games... they never go exactly right.

At one point Eric got nasty and tried to push Zach out of the way at the start and Jameka got emotional trying to get a ball away from the Dick's. Daniele also got knocked out of the POV area by someone and complained about it in her high pitched squeal. In the end Zach won POV and then told Julie Chen minutes later that he was not going to use POV.

Zach and Daniele then went on to vote out Eric and Eric was FINALLY voted the FUCK OUT of Big Brother 8! That's what you get Eric for putting all your trust in the Dick's and allowing a POWERFUL alliance push their way further to the end. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

As Eric left he claims he is a "philadelphia lawyer" being sent to the Jury house and that he can somehow DECIDE who wins just because he still thinks he can talk a whole house into voting for the person HE thinks should win. WHATEVER douche bag.

On Eric's eviction interview Juile Chen ragged on him about applying for "7 years" and then Eric PROCLAIMED on how he would have "had my complete say in the matter" about how Zach, Dick and Daniele would have been evicted whereas Amber and Dustin would still be in the house... WHATEVER. Rancid bullshit all the way to the jury house. At least he walks away with 40,000 bucks, before taxes.

HOH Update: Zach BEATS Daniele by one fucking point in some kick ass HOH comp featuring everyone's faces, memory wall type thing. Daniele believes she was using her "brain" while Zach was estimating his answers and won by chance. She hates that people in this house win by chance or by dumb luck. GET OVER IT!

10:34pm . Daniele is talking with Dick about how she's NEVER had to pack the entire time she's been in the house! She says she has five drawers of stuff to pack. She then complains about the game's stress on her. "This sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks".

Now Daniele doesn't know why Jameka was "fucking crying" when she lost HOH. Daniele now wants her and her dad to threaten Zach to fight for the POV and that if he sits in the final 2 with Jameka that he'll loose, according to them. Dick tries to compliment the HOH game and then Daniele says "for Zach". It seems Daniele just barely lost to Zach.

Daniele won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about how she's "so upset about it", about losing this HOH. GET OVER IT! Daniele now says "I'm so pissed about them rushing everything" yet for WEEKS now this BITCH has been bitchin' and complaining about having a double eviction so she won't have to stay in the house that much longer. OHHH MMYYY GAAWWDD!

Daniele then ADMITS that as much as Zach annoys him she "likes" him but doesn't want to play this hard for this long to let "some floater" win the game. Oh gawd Daniele, Zach has now won 2 HOH's and 1 POV, give him a break, Mr. Clueless is finally playing hard to win. Then Daniele whines about not wanting to go the Diary Room and then minutes later Big Brother calls Daniele into the Diary Room.

Daniele smiles saying "I don't want to go". She says she doesn't want to say mean things about people. Dick then tells BB to call him instead. They wait... and then BB calls for Daniele again! Daniele then gets up saying she will go in but not say anything... but we all know Daniele will cry and most likely bitch and complain about everything... EVERYTHING!

10:43pm . Zach and Jameka walked into the storage room with Eric's suitcase, because they had to pack it, and briefly talked about how Zach should put up both Dick's because if Jameka goes Zach is first person out if they win. Zach AGREES and says that he WILL do that. Jameka says that "at least we'll all have a fair chance" meaning if one of the Dick's go this week then only one can stay and it is 3 people fighting for themselves, no teams.

Minutes later Zach and Jameka sit on the couch. Zach says "you have no idea how much I need to tell you" meaning it looks like FINALLY Zach and Jameka are going to team up and go after the Dick's!

Day 70

House Update: And GOD opened the gates of heaven and blessed Jameka with a few days of complete safety... well, Jameka and Zach FINALLY got to talking. But before we get to them let's focus on Dick's crappy pathetic attempts on getting Jameka on the block. He told Zach "we have to get that bitch out of here" and how she was dragged to the final four by everyone and how she doesn't deserve to be there. Minutes later Daniele gets annoyed with Zach because well, everything he does annoys her now.

Ok... so Jameka and Zach finally get to talking. Zach PROMISES Jameka's key WILL NOT be in the nomination box tonight! OH MY GOD! Expect Dick to go back into the in your face bullshit childish rants with Zach and Jameka. FIGHT NIGHT! FIGHT NIGHT! FIGHT NIGHT! TONIGHT!

After their talk Zach gets a bit drunk celebrating his win around the house to which of course annoys Daniele.

The houseguests sleep and morning comes. Dick is back to campaigning to Zach about getting Jameka out and that if Zach is going to put up him to "please not put me up against my daughter"... LIKE ZACH IS STUPID enough to not nominate the Dick's together- wait, maybe he is...

House Update: OHH there's a new table built just for the final four.

Daniele has gone to Zach and tried to talk to him about not Jameka going up and not both of the Dick's going up. Zach LIES saying he hasn't made up his mind but Daniele is getting the feeling that he has and she and her Dad is going up.

Zach tries to tell Daniele that he goes into the final 3 with both Dick's that he doesn't have a great chance in getting into the final 2. Daniele thinks she is in the same situation if it comes down to her Dad and Zach because Zach will take her Dad... BUT HELLO BITCH, your Dad will take you if he wins final HOH... holy fuck.

Daniele keeps trying to bullshit Zach thinking he has a better chance playing in the final 3 against her and her dad. UMMM OKAY DUMBASS! "Honestly Zach like I don't care what you do I'm not going to be mad. Do what's best for you. Whatever" says a quivering Daniele.

What is suppose to be a talk about her using him into helping her family alliance getting to the end turns into them arguing about how people have played. Daniele gets up to leave as Zach calls Dick and her an "idiot".

12:43pm . Dick and Daniele talk outside about Zach possibly putting them up and how Zach can't win against Dick in the final 2. Daniele says "even if people didn't like the way you played you played a better game then... hello Zach". Now both are calling him an "idiot" and how "it's 2 against one mutha fucker".

Daniele is still annoyingly upset about last night's HOH comp. HOW DARE ANYONE ELSE WIN OVER HER! Dick is on a high and mighty self absorbed horse about how he's done so much in the game and made so many moves, BLAH BLAH BLAH... if Dick does make it the final 2 and continues to BELIEVE he did so much in the game the jury members will get upset and tell him he is there BECAUSE OF THEM and Daniele and he doesn't deserve to win.

Dick just told Daniele "you can one up Janelle and get into the final 3" and then Daniele says "she was in the final 3". Dick just being an idiot, talking before he thinks. HEY FUCKER, Janelle got final 3 fucking twice! BEAT THAT.

Minutes later Daniele heads into the bedroom and bitches and complains about everything as she gets into the bed. Over in the living room Dick tries to go into the Diary Room but notices someone is in there. "Dickhead must be in there" says an angry Dick. Just like his daughter this week isn't going his way... yet. I expect either Dick or Daniele to get POV. Jameka WILL go home.

House Update: Dick and Daniele are officially FUCKING nominated. Yeah... Well if neither wins POV one has to go. The Dick's are of course upset with Zach and Jameka and the entire world, bitching and complaining more. Zach has also admitted to Jameka that the biggest mistake was not pulling off Eric during the double eviction and putting up Daniele.

It also seems Big Brother gave Dick a gift basket of his HOH stuff from his short win during the double eviction show. Also it seems Jameka has promised Zach that if she wins the final HOH that she will take him to the final 2.

OH GAWWDDD, Dick is back to acting like a child. He wants to take Zach's frisbees from his HOH's baskets and throw them over the backyard walls. Daniele suggests to hide his water. OH MY GAWWWWD Daniele. So far no fights but I expect it will get nasty later tonight when Zach and Jameka take on Daniele and Dick in a household argument. BOOYAH!

6:38pm . Dick and Daniele are back to hanging out with only each other. They are both in the storage room getting stuff for dinner. Then Dick heads over to the kitchen with his unusual walk, his belly leading the way. Zach is in the kitchen and makes a comment about how there's a box of cereal out already and Dick makes a comment back about how he has his own 2 boxes. Back to childish antics.

Daniele comes into the kitchen and they compare "cereal" Zach offers. Minutes later Daniele notices Zach is "back to playing chess with himself" and how they mock him on it. I'm sorry but endless Zach bashing, I mean who gives a fuck, you're nominated, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Minutes later Zach comes into the kitchen and it STARTS. Dick makes a comment to Zach about how they should have kept Amber. Dick then cracks another mean spirited joke to Daniele about Zach and Zach says "sticks and stones". Dick then mocks Zach's earlier comment "It's the truth". It can only get worse from here on out.

Day 71

House Update: Dick plans on being a complete rancid dick to Zach today during the POV comp and before the POV comp to get in his head. Dick's a real idiot if he does this because you're working for jury member votes, not putting people in the jury house who are pissed off at you. He talked to Daniele in the early morning hours about having only one thing on him and that he'll "work on it" getting more insults ready for today's POV comp.

That's about it. Last night's Showtime After Dark thing was boring as hell for over an hour. They would flip back to Zach upstairs just staring out into space, then Daniele at the dining room table staring out into space and then to Jameka in the hot tub staring out into space and then to Dick who was trying to sleep in the round red bedroom. And then back and forth on the houseguests doing nothing. Later they got some crappy arts and crafts project and Dick tried to tear down Zach to Jameka but that's about it.

House Update: Hmmm, it seems Dick has been WARNED by Big Brother about his talks to Daniele about wanting to call Zach a "panty munching pervert". Dick had come out of the Diary Room making fun of Big Brother warning him about what not to say and how there will be "consequences" if he does try to call Zach out on unimportant useless qualities that may or may not be true about Zach. Dick has told Daniele that he wants to talk shit during the POV comp to get under Zach's skin.

He hasn't said a damn thing to Zach all day that would lead to a fight or blow up between the two. Right now as of 3:39pm the POV comp is happening. There's a 50 50 chance the Dick's could win. If any of the Dick's win then Jameka is being sent home Thursday, if Jameka or Zach win then Daniele is going home. BOOYAH!

4:30pm . IT'S OFFICIAL. The Dick's are heading into the final 3 against Zach. Jameka IS going home Thursday. This is what a stupid idiotic house gets for allowing both Dick's to stay in the game every single fucking week. Dick is the kitchen celebrating with Daniele telling them they won the game already because he believes Zach has NO votes in the jury and either him or Daniele will win the show. Both are talking about taking no deals with Zach during the final HOH comps and how either will "let go" of the "key", supposing a HOH key is used during a part of the final HOH comps.

I no longer hate the Dick's because they were ALLOWED to push their way to the final 2 or at least one being in the final 2. Just like during Season 6 I no longer hated Maggie because her brillant gameplay of manipulating a house of idiots got her to the final 2. This year's Maggie is split up into 2 people, Dick and Daniele. This year's IDIOTIC house ALLOWED both Dick's to stay in the game week after week and this is what they get.

This also goes to show you that God has no part in this game and could give 2 shits about if one of his holy players are in the house. Buh Bye Jameka!

4:35pm . Jameka comes into the kitchen where the Dick's are celebrating. Dick tries to FAKE his way into Jameka's heart by apolozing that they are celebrating at her expense. Jameka says "it's fine" and has no hard feelings but would just like to leave the house now and get it over with. She walks into another room and both Dick's are still laughing and celebrating. Good for them.

Dick says "Oh my God, Oh MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" Daniele laughs saying she would have been going home if they lost the final POV to the jury house with "Jen, Dustin, Amber". Dick says twice "We kicked ass in this game, we owned it. We dominated". YES THEY DID, thanks to a house of idiots. Daniele jokes about starting a "showmance" with Zach.

They both can't wipe the smug smiles off their faces now. But you never know... Zach could win final HOH and finally FINALLY break them up. But I doubt it. Zach also regrets not using the POV during the live double eviction show and putting up Daniele sending her ass out because had she left, Dick would be leaving this week and both Dick's would be in the jury house. OH WELL.

Now both Dick's talk about how good the POV comp was. Dick REVEALS that he was one point away from winning so basically both Dick's dominated the final POV.

Day 73

House Update: POV Ceremony is expected to happen tomorrow during the live eviction show and Jameka will be evicted from the house. OH WAIT, I forgot to mention that if you have forgotten, Daniele won POV and plans on using it to pull herself off the block thus forcing Zach to nominate Jameka that would in turn give Daniele the power this week to decide who goes home, Jameka or her father.

After watching Sunday's new episode there is no hope of Daniele sending her father home tomorrow or sending him home if she wins the final HOH... she WILL take her father to the final 2 over Zach. Of course she could change her mind once $500,000 dollars comes into play.

I'm also hoping that Tuesday's live show will FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY show the Jury House because let's face it, the house has been super boring the past few days and they need to fill a live eviction show with footage. No one wants to see a montage of Vincent, Dick's son or Zach's family, JUST FUCKING SHOW THE JURY HOUSE!

Day 72

House Update: Let's see what's happening. Dick has farted. Daniele has whined. Jameka has prayed. Zach has retreated to his HOH room. And that's about it. Sorry, the house is boring as fuck. Daniele said it best some minutes ago. "Three days of nothingness..."

Day 74

And then here's something interesting. Actual video of what happens when the houseguests are woken up by music played in the house! Hey, I thought it was interesting.

House Update: I expect another day full of nothing. That is until 6pm Los Angeles time when Big Brother's Tuesday Live Eviction show kicks in with Jameka leaving the house, possible footage of the Jury House, I mean there has to be footage of the Jury House now that America's Player has gone to it and we'll also see the start of the first part of the FINAL HOH comp!

Dick already suspects it will be an endurance comp where you have your hand on a HOH key and the last person left holding on advances to the final round of the FINAL HOH. Once the Dick's outlast Zach I expect Dick to throw it to Daniele.

House Update: Dick has already started going off on Zach by calling him a "racist" and a "douche bag". Zach just delivers crappy one worded responses trying to show Dick it doesn't bother him but it does.

Check out Dick bumping into the wall during his rant and not letting it bother him as he delivers bullshit after bullshit. Everything Dick says he's guilty of. I mean HOW DARE Zach campaign for Jameka's vote if he makes it the final 2. Dick and Daniele have been FAKING their way into Jameka's heart all week long. 30 minutes before the live show Dick and Daniele both tag teamed Jameka in the bathroom talking about how she should send messages to people in the Jury House that would benefit them if they are in the final 2 with Zach. OH AND THEN Daniele tells Jameka how she enjoyed Jameka's "company" early this morning and just bullshit onto of more bullshit about how she likes Jameka.

Anyway, here's the video of Dick trying to get into Zach's head.

House Update: Daniele used the POV on... DICK! She bullshitted her reasoning being "he did it to me" and how she has to return the favor but actually if you think about it she made her father send Jameka into the Jury House hopefully winning over Jameka's vote in the end.

Oh yeah, Dick evicted Jameka and then PART 1 OF THE FINAL HOH started outside. Something about jumping on a cut carrot, hoping when a bunny comes by their feet, holding onto a HOH key above their head, wind and rain blowing at them from all directions...

Now I'm waiting on the feeds to start... any day now... any second now...

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September 5, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Ten

Day 67

House Update: Eric started the night by bashing Jameka to the Dick's in hopes of making sure they stick with the SHIT STAIN alliance. Later Jameka joins Eric and the others on Jen bashing, something about Jen having a "mustache" on the 1st day... school yard antics alive and well inside the house.

Most of the antics of the night and early morning hours was about bashing houseguests still in the house and those who have left the house. No REAL gametalk from Dick and Daniele. Sorry, nothing big to report about the Dick's control of the game this week.

But in case you missed, Eric's fuckable ass! Thanks dcdice!

Day 66 . Dick's almost number

12:01am . Dick and Daniele are back to BITCHIN and COMPLAINING about Jameka, Eric and Jessica and their annoying drunken habits. High pitched squeals, Jameka "trying so hard to fit in with them", Eric being Eric... Both Dick's want to keep the beer away from Jessica the most next time they play quarters. Funny thing is just before they showed them bitchin about the 3 drunken houseguests, the camera shows the 3 drunken houseguests have a good ol' time in the bathroom just laughing at each other.

Zach ends up coming outside to join the bashing session with the Dick's and TRIES SO HARD to fit in and bitch and complain about the 3 inside. Speaking of high pitched squealing Daniele keeps up her own with her comments that should shatter glass. Now they talk about how funny it would be to tell both of them how "safe" they are and give them both the impression of "not packing their suitcase" and when either leaves they have all their stuff left in the house.

Dick then starts up some confusion by saying Jameka comes off like she's "entitled" to the money which prompts Daniele to start asking if she "really said that" to which Dick says no and how it is about her attitude to which brings Daniele to say "You guys put words in people's mouth". Zach's also there. Then they jump on Amber's visions and her own sense of "entitlement" for winning the money.

Inside Jessica jokes around about how she will fight with everyone in the jury house, at least the new people who come into the house. Now both Jessica and Jameka tell each other "you better not be in the jury house" and then they tell Eric the same thing and he says "I don't plan on being there". Yeah MALE CUNT... we'll see BITCH. Talk about self entitlement!

Back outside OBSESSIVE Dick is back on hating on Jen, something about her "smell" is still there in the round bed bedroom. I'm sure he's exaggerrating as usual. Dick probably sleeps with Jen's pillow case, sniffing her beautiful scent forever and always.

Later Dick makes fun of Zach's speech... "This is a wonderland, with rabbit suits and mad hatters" and Daniele laughs. Zach gets offended and starts challenging Daniele about what classes she's taken in poetry/english and what important english speakers she's listened to... Daniele does her usual "OHHH MY GAWWWD!" response and says that "we are allowed to make fun of your speeches". Zach realizes the idiot move he's doing and backs down but I bet it's too late as the Dick's will talk about this new BROKEN RECORD everytime Zach leaves them to be.

Then Dick leaves Zach and Daniele to talk... AWKWARD! Daniele knows she has to push her FAKE friendship with Zach in case she's on the block next week and he wins POV so that he'll use it on her. Daniele thinks after Thursday there will still be 3 and a half weeks left in the game, about 27 days Zach says. Little do they know that after Thursday there will be less than 12 days left!

Now she still has no idea this Thursday is Double Eviction and she's been WAITING forever and a day for a double eviction... I think it will be HILARIOUS if she is the one to be evicted during a double eviction! LOL. Please let that happen BB, give Eric the HOH answers, make him win and put up the Dick's, give him the answers to the POV questions, make him win and then watch both Jameka and Zach vote out Daniele, maybe if it's a tie Eric will take out Daniele himself. HERE'S HOPING!

House Update: How funny, Dick is talking to himself outside in the early morning hours about how he "liked" Mike. Wondering if Mike will kick your ass at the wrap party Dick?

9:13am . Dick and Daniele are back outside on the couches ONCE AGAIN bitching and complaining about everyone in and OUT of the house. Daniele wants to see her Entertainment Tonight interview "sooo bad" because she "ripped" Amber apart but she claims she suspected Amber was talking trash about her becuase they had seperate interviews with ET.

Dick now wonders why Big Brother even bothers giving the houseguests "tests" when they are going to put nutjobs like Amber in the house regardless. Um... Dick... consider yourself to categorized in the nutjob folder with Amber.

Day 62

House Update: The HOH competition was fucking endurance baby. It involved filling a 55 gallon teapot with a small as fuck cup, running across a slippery straight course and getting some silver ball out and doing something with it. Only Eric, Dick, Daniele and Zach were playing for it. Jameka has only one more HOH to go before she can start playing again. Jessica sat out because her reign of terror just ended.

Eric is and was predictablly a lost cause slipping and falling repeatedly. Amber told Jessica that Eric WILL throw the HOH because he has no interest in every winning a HOH right now. Dick was expected to get tired from it all but it seems he's keeping pace quite well.

It seems Daniele had her thumb inside the cup with each and the volume of water that she could transport was less and less due to her thumb taking up way too much space inside the cup. Damn, Jameka is so damn nice that she just told Daniele how to hold her cup so that her thumb won't be in the way. But funny thing is it seems Daniele started her period during the HOH comp! She's upset and teary eyed all while yelling at her father. GOOD TIMES. good times.

Finally Zach wins HOH! WOW! Mr. Clueless won a fucking HOH and he going to be responsible for someone leaving this week. IMPRESSIVE! Jessica is nervous about Zach's win because she told Jameka that Zach told her something about reaping what you sow before the live show.

It all seems there were punishments/prizes for getting extra cups that could use for the HOH comp. Eric won a phone call but gave it to Jessica, not sure if he can actually do that. The house is on cold water for about 8 days. Later inside after some cold showers Jessica starts to break down in front of Jameka in a bedroom about Eric giving her the phone call and this BITCH is afraid of going "home". BITCH PLAY!

Later inside Dick is resting in the round bed bedroom dead tired. At the dining room table a VERY NERVOUS Eric talking with Zach about how everyone was given 3 cups to use during the HOH comp at one point but Zach proudly says he used only 2 while Dick and Daniele used 3. Over in the round bed bedroom Dick and Daniele talk about how "sore" they are and how Daniele had her thumb in the cup. Daniele says she lost "because my legs are short" and Zach's long legs helped him in the game.

At one point Jessica, Jameka and Eric teamed up in the bedroom talking about "fucked" the Dick's are this week. It seems Jessica and Eric may jump ship if they can't control the nominations but I expect Dick and Eric to team up later to toy with Zach about his nominations. If Zach is smart at all he will NEVER put up Jameka and only members of the SHIT STAIN alliance, Eric, Daniele, Jessica and Dick. We'll see if he's S-M-R-A-T.

Minutes later in the bathroom Daniele is already complaining about the cold water and 8 full days of cold water. Daniele PROCLAIMS she hates Big Brother and will now go into the Hot Tub and then jokes about bringing in soap with her.

Ohhh it seems Dick and Daniele are talking outside about NOT using the POV once Jameka and Jessica go up on the block. Zach's target this week is Eric and he wants to backdoor him. Dick and Daniele both talk about not using the POV and taking out Jameka! Zach, just fucking put up Eric and be done with it. If he comes off throw up a Dick and take out Jessica.

WELL FUCKING GREAT, Zach as now told Daniele that he's not putting her up, or her father. That he would "ideally" love to see Jameka go this week. Well Zach, you fucking idiot, give the SHIT STAIN alliance HOH this week because you don't control shit if you want Jameka out. FUCKING IDIOT. HOUSE OF IDIOTS that push an alliance to the end.

During their talk Daniele pushes for Jameka and Jessica to go up on the block and to not try and backdoor anyone. Just put up the 2 people you want to go home. With that said Zach wants to put up Eric and Jessica but fears both of them staying somehow and both coming after him. HEY IDIOT, if you put up Jessica both will still come after you because Jameka will go home and you have 2 people you can never align yourself with. FUCKING IDIOT!

Daniele then tells Zach that Jessica and Eric are the "power couple" to which Zach says "they say the same thing about you and Dick". WOW!

OH SHIT! Is the SHIT STAIN alliance already turning on each other? It seems Dick has already promised Zach that if neither of the Dick's go up this week that if they get HOH next week that Zach won't go up. Now Dick and Daniele talk about PUSHING FOR ERIC AND JESSICA to be nominated! Something about how their "hands" will remain "clean" from taking out their biggest threats! WOW! They both also talk about rather going into the final 2 with Zach over Jessica or Eric! TAKE THAT AMERICA'S PRICK!

12:26pm . Dick is sitting in the backyard with Zach talking about who should go home this week. Zach keeps pushing for Eric's eviction but Dick keeps pushing for Jameka to be evicted this week. So it seems Dick is trying to save his alliance despite Daniele wanting to turn on Jessica and Eric using Zach to put them both on the block. Dick keeps trying to bring up old bullshit about Jameka wanting to use POV on Jen that week when Nick went up and went home. Dick keeps pushing that Jameka was using POV in hopes of Zach going up and going out over Nick... Zach keeps pushing his own points about Eric.

Zach tells Dick that he sees one of the Dick's making it the end aka final 2. Dick think she will be "dragged" into the final 2 over Daniele because Dick thinks that everyone thinks they can win against him in the final 2. Zach says when POV players were being picked last week that he knew his ball he was about to pull out of the bag was "Houseguest Choice" because of the texture of the letters on the ball.

Inside Big Brother is telling Jessica to move her microphone higher. It seems she just ended her phone call given to her by Eric from the HOH comp. Back to Dick and Zach. Dick says that he, Daniele and you will keep the nominations the same whereas if Eric, Jessica and Jameka get POV that the nominations will change. Dick keeps pushing Jameka's eviction this week.

GO AHEAD ZACH, DON'T THINK FOR YOURSELF, LET DICK CONTROL YOUR HOH MOVES. idiot.

Holy fuck, Dick won't fucking let the idea of Jameka having to go this week... well go! He keeps pushing and PUSHING for Jameka's eviction. "Seriously man Jameka has to go" says Dick. Zach needs to over anaylze why Dick keeps pushing for Jameka to leave this week and why Dick keeps trying to turn Zach away from going after Eric... OVER ANAYLZE IT BITCH!

12:47pm . Jessica is talking with an emotional Eric. It seems Jessica got to talk her brother from Iraq... AWWWW! Then INSECURE Eric makes a truthful joke about if the people she talked to wanted Jessica to hang around Mike and Nick more instead of Eric. She laughed it off saying "no". Eric does seem genuine in his tears for Jessica getting to talk to her brother. But I still can't stand Eric. Right now his head keeps bopping back and forth as if it isn't attached to his spine, kinda creepy but what else can you expect from Eric.

Jessica now goes outside to tell Dick and Zach that her brother is home from Iraq. She only got to talk for 3 minutes.

In the small bed bedroom Eric is telling Daniele how she and Dick have to get to Zach and force that Jameka get put up for nomination. It seems America's Choice has gone after another holy member of his own ANGLE ALLIANCE. Eric keeps saying that Jameka goes up and whoever is the pawn next to her that Jameka will be voted out. They end their chat and head back into the house.

Day 63

House Update: With Zach nominating Jessica and Jameka the SHIT STAIN alliance of Eric, Daniele, Jessica and Dick have yet again gotten another week of safety and another week of TOTAL CONTROL. THEY fucking decided who went up on the block and THEY wanted Jameka on the block so THEY could control the votes and idiot ORGE Zach did EXACTLY what they wanted. He put up Jameka and Jessica and left Eric out of the nominations.

Zach was upset after the nomination ceremony because Eric never "thanked" Zach for not being nominated. What the fuck did Zach expect?!?! Jessica NOW regrets voting out Amber JUST because she's on the block and Eric isn't. This is exactly what she and Amber and Jameka have been saying, Eric is getting Jessica to do her dirty work and now Jessica has the possibility of going home. The Dick's have already toyed with the idea of getting rid of Jessica and Eric this week and have plenty of days to decide what the fuck, let's just take out Jessica because no one is going to be able to beat her in the final 2.

POV competition is for the first time this season at night! Janelle will be hosting.

Andddddd Daniele wins POV. What the fuck. This week would have been perfect if Jameka had won, pulled herself off and the SHIT STAIN alliance would be already battling each other... but NOPE, Daniele won and she's already told Jessica that she WON'T use the POV to pull her off.

For some reason Jessica is upset because this CUNT thinks she shouldn't stay on the block and expects Daniele to use it on her but Daniele isn't in fear of Dick going up and home. With Daniele winning POV once again the SHIT STAIN alliance CONTROLS the fucking game. Dick and Daniele now pratically own HOH even though Zach has the title because they decide who leaves. No one should give a fuck what America wants, what Eric wants, what Jessica wants, what Jameka wants, what Zach wants... it's all about Dick and Daniele's POWER this week.

As I keep saying a house of idiots and morons fucking ALLOW this powerhouse family alliance to push themselves all the way to the final 2 spots. I just can't picture Eric and Jessica making the final 2 but you know what... you never know.

Later Jameka consoles a Super Ego injured Jessica who tells Jameka she wishes she would have put Dick and Daniele up on the block last week instead of Zach and Amber. She continues to regret putting up Amber because now Jessica feels the Dick's will turn on them and take her out.

Outside Dick and Daniele talk about the POV comp and Janelle who hosted. They talk about how Janelle loved both of them and how obvious it was that Janelle hated Eric. Daniele also comments about how Janelle was cheering on Zach at one point which pissed of Eric who made a comment about how Zach is probably liked on the show.

And here's an example of why Janelle hates Eric...

2:57pm . AND THE HEAVENS BROKE APART AND THE ANGELS SANG AS WE PRAISE DICK AND DANIELLEEEEEE! Dick is talking to Zach about JESSICA going HOME! What???!? Too good to be true? Maybe. Until Dick and Daniele talk one on one and until Dick talks to Eric about Jameka going.... well we won't know for sure what Dick and Daniele are up to this week until Thursday when either Jessica or Jameka goes home.

Here's hoping Jessica goes home and Eric gets all upset! YEAH FOR BACKSTABBING!

3:45pm . Dick and Eric are in the kitchen. Eric starts up about how Zach will have "blood on his hands" when Jameka is evicted this week. Eric seems to think the SHIT STAIN alliance is still together with no flaws or cracks in it. He jokes around with Dick about how he's trying to come off as "depressed" when he's actually not. PLEASE backstab Eric Dick! PLEASEEEE!

Eric also talked to Daniele minutes before this chat about how Jameka is going home and this being an "easy" week. Also, Dick won't shut the fuck up about how Janelle thought he was "hot"... please you male bitch, she's just being nice to your face. She don't want no 44 year old dick!

Day 64

House Update: It seems Dick is still weighing the option of getting rid of Jessica this week as he keeps telling Zach, "let's get rid of Jessica this week". It only makes sense to get rid of Jessica because they seem to believe no one can beat her in the final 2 because she's so fucking nice. Also, if Jessica leaves this week, Jameka and Zach can't compete for HOH thus leaving Eric, who's known for fucking up HOH's either on purpose or just because he's not good enough, to compete against Dick and Daniele. There's a 66 percent chance the Dick's will win HOH and then get out Eric the following week.

Eric and Jessica are starting to believe that Dick pushed Zach into getting Eric and Jessica up for nomination. Eric still believes in his unholy SHIT STAIN alliance with the Dick's and tells Jessica not to be worried on Thursday and that yes Dick and Daniele are probably thinking of dumping Jessica this week but they will end up not doing it in support of "our alliance". Whatever Eric... you're dealing with Dick... who's a DICK!

So like I've said before... it doesn't matter what anyone in the house wants, this week is completely in control by the Dick's. Daniele WON'T use POV in fear of losing her family alliance and until they both sit down and decide who's going home then everything else is just crap. Eric can try and manipulate them for a day but in the end there's 5 fucking days before live voting and the Dick's can do anything from here until then.

Mr. GuyTVBlog.com waits patiently for the SHIT STAIN alliance to explode when Dick and Daniele hopefully decide to vote out Jessica. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

House Update: Well well well, what have we here.. Ohhh Ahhh Eric's RUNNING SCARED!

Jessica is starting to get that ever so wonderful feeling of backstabbing, only it'll be happening to her. She continues to regret putting up Amber on the block and not putting up Dick and Daniele. She and we all know that Amber and Zach going up were all Eric's manipulative evil doings as well as Jessica's dimwitted personality that allows people like Eric to tell her what to do.

So anyway Eric is now regretful and is attempting to take full blame for Jessica's possible eviction but is NO WAY attempting to go to Daniele to get her to use POV to pull of Jessica and him taking her place. Eric is quite fine with Jessica going into the jury so she will be a vote for him to win. Will she be bitter in the jury, only one can hope!

Now here's why I'm so fucking excited that the Dick's BACKSTABBING Jessica because Daniele has gone up to Zach today and told her that she has "weighed all the options" and thinks it will be a good idea to get JESSICA out of the house! YEAH!

Now with Jessica and Eric already suspecting backstabbing sabatoge from their once infamous SHIT STAIN alliance they are hoping they get HOH next, should they both stay, and put up both the Dick's!

And that's it. Later tonight a meeting will be had between Zach, Daniele and Dick about Jessica's eviction. GET THE FUCK OUT Eric's used SHOWMANCE!

Day 65

House Update: The SHIT STAIN alliance is still in full swing of turning on each other... at least secretly behind everyone's back. Eric and Jessica still want to put up the Dick's next week if they stay and the Dick's still want to get Jessica out this week.

Meanwhile Eric loves to insult Janelle, yet another person Eric loves to insult behind their backs and never to their face, PUSSY. Dick actually defends Janelle saying she is NOT the things Eric is saying she is, something about being "fat" and "ugly". Eric once said that Janelle is beautiful but "not my type". WHATEVER!

America's Choice of who Eric should Mimic this week is... DICK. So Eric starts doing whatever Dick does. Jessica thinks it's weird that this all started suddenly and Dick now notices asking if Eric bet someone in the Diary Room.

Later Daniele tells Dick that she wants to make a deal with what's left of the ANGLE ALLIANCE, Jameka. Dick has also mentioned threatrening Jameka minutes before the live voting to not do something with POV is she wins it. Now both Dick's want Jameka to "swear to GOD" on whatever deal they come up with. Dick once again says "Jessica has to go this week"! YEAH!

Now here's where it gets FUNNY. Dick and Daniele want Jessica to feel safe all week and then vote her out at the last minute! A surprise to her and a surprise to Eric hopefully fucking him up for HOH comp.

Interesting enough Mr. GuyTVBlog.com thinks this show is fixed so I would expect Eric to be given all the answers and suddenly win HOH after Jessica is evicted...

Outside Jessica is filled with beer and tipsy while joking with Eric how he better save her this week. Eric gets serious telling Jessica how he'll be an "enemy" to the Dick's and will do everything he can to make sure one of them doesn't make the final 2, if not both.

Sometime during the midnight hours the SHIT STAIN alliance was outside talking. Eric, Jessica, Dick and Daniele were all discussing aspects of the game outside the house and very little about Jameka going. Eric keeps pushing the idea of Jameka going and feeling too safe and the Dick's play along with the idea that Jameka has to go this week. I LOVE BB BACKSTABBING!

Later Jessica once again asks Eric is he really thinks the Dick's aren't going to vote her out this week. He says "NO" which will turn into another moment where Eric thinks he has an idea on what's going on and the SHIT STAIN alliance remains will be all over his face!

And then this happens... Thanks Dreamer!

House Update: Daniele has NOT used POV. Dick and Daniele OFFICIALLY have the power this week, Zach no longer matters, Eric no longer matters, Jameka or Jessica no longer matter and nor does America's Choice. This week belongs to Dick and Daniele and they decide who the fuck they want out of THEIR FUCKING HOUSE.

Right after the POV ceremony Jessica and Jameka discuss what the votes will be. If it's something like 3 to 0 then Jameka is being evicted but if the vote is 2 to 1 then Jessica will be voted out by the Dick's! Jessica will also be upset with Julie Chen if she pulls the psych out "Jameka you are safe" on her.

Early this morning it seems Eric masturbated again into a sock and left it to dry out on the floor. The camera zooms in on it. Sucks that I don't have screen captures of it because I'd be all over putting this shit on the web.

Minutes later Dick takes Jameka aside to tell her that she is going home, that both Dick and Daniele are voting her out in fear of sitting next to her in the final 2. But if this remains to be a LIE then the Dick's are fucking up their chances on getting Jameka's vote for them in the end game. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad move Dicks, just tell Jessica she's going home this week.

Right after that Jameka goes into the Diary Room and Dick tells Jessica and Eric about how he told Jameke she's going home. Now both Jessica and Eric BELIEVE Jameka is going home this week. This could prove to be something the Dick's could work with just in case they decide to evict Jameka at the last minute.

Get this, Jessica is so over confident that she's staying that she now doesn't want to pack her suitcase! Zach starts to notice her over confident behaviour and tells Dick about it. Dick has told Zach once again that Jessica is going home this week. DIRTY PLAYERS KICK ASS!

FUNNY! Eric and Jessica talk about getting to the end now and how they should tell the jury members how THEY put them there and should be rewarded for it. FUNNY STUPID STUFF here.

3:27pm . Hmmm.. lately when I tune into the live feeds nothing is happening. Right now on Camera 1 and 3 is a sleeping Eric. On Camera 2 and 4 is a sleeping Dick... POWERFUL JAW DROPPING stuff here. My timing has just been bad the past few days. At least the Dick's keep Jameka is making me happy.

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August 30, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Nine Part 2

Day 61

House Update: Around midnight Dick has gone to bed and is no longer talking to Daniele for the night. Both had an tiny argument at the dining room table to which Dick was the one to get up and leave and both tried to have the last pathetic word. Later in the night Dick comes into a full kitchen and makes small talk with everyone, even Daniele.

2:11pm . Eric and Dick are talking on the bathroom couch. Dick is singing like a little BITCH to Eric about how Zach wants to get HOH this week and backdoor Eric if the chance arises. But I don't think Dick has brought up that he told Zach that Jameka AND Jessica have to go meaning Jessica IS the first person to go out of their SHIT STAIN alliance. Maybe Zach can tell Eric this sometimes during the week.

Suddenly Jameka enters the kitchen and can see them as clear as day having a whispering sneaky douche bag conversation. She doesn't say anything, both stop talking but neither get up. She ends up going outside. Then Eric gets back to telling Dick about how both Amber and Jameka are after him and Daniele and how both wanted them on the block this week... Eric's bullshit is so fucking transparent, he's trying to keep the hate alive and well from Dick towards Jameka once Amber is gone this week.

House Update: Sorry for the lack of updates today. Familiy problems but I've kept track of what's happening. Zach wins HOH! Check week 10 for all the latest shit going on in in the house!

Day 58

12:11am . The remaining houseguests are ALL having fun drinking beer can after beer can with 2 bottles of wine on top of the beer all while playing spin the question bottle. Amber apparently asked who's the next person to be evicted from the house and the bottle pointed to her... TWICE!

Well damn it all to hell! Where's all the backstabbing? Where's Dick calling people out? Where's a fight between Zach and Eric? Why haven't Jameka gone off on Amber? Why hasn't Daniele gotten into another house fight with her against them all? This season is getting pretty boring. No more drama left.... if this keeps up I may have to end my coverage of Big Brother 8 to an early end.

And if God really plans on keeping Amber and Jameka in the game he will create annoying situations with Zach that it will lead Dick and Daniele to vote out Zach with Jameka thus leaving Eric to blame for America's vote against Amber. That would be fun to see.

Back to the show. They continue to drink and all laugh around the dining room table. OH MY GAWD, Jameka asked the spinning bottle "Who is most likely to engage in [Mr. GuyTVBlog refuses to write that word that describes sex with an animal]" and the bottle spins and then stops on... ERIC!

House Update: Eric didn't use POV. How shockingly unsurprised are we? Earlier today Jameka also SHOCKINGLY told Jessica that Eric told Amber yesterday that he doesn't think he can win against the "good people" in the end so he's getting them out. Jameka considers Jessica to be one of the "good people" and that Jessica should be aware that Eric MAY turn on her at some point in the game in fear that he will that he can not win against Jessica.

And so what does Jessica fucking do? She goes and tells Eric EVERYTHING Jameka tells her. OH MY GAWD. I guess it's dudes before broads! Eric gets upset that Jameka is bringing up his personal life to try to turn Jessica against him aka his girlfriend. And then on top of everything this prick kisses Jessica to keep her aligned with him. I'm sorry but I see no wedding after this or even a relationship. Once she sees cute men like Mike again she'll rethink her whole Eric is the last man on earth slash Big Brother house syndrome.

Apparently Eric gave a good enough speech to where he's able to talk to Amber afterwards and Jameka afterwards and there's still no ill will or fighting going on between any of them. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK. Eric can't be that fucking good with words. Why CAN'T anyone see through his FUCKING RANCID BULLSHIT!

In other BITCH news Dick is getting highly irritated by Daniele and Zach's actions today. Daniele washing her clothes when other stuff needs to be done and Zach just being well... Zach. Later Zach and Dick team up on Daniele about how she joked around someone wanting to buy her a car outside the house and she got up to leave them. They went inside and she- OH FUCK DANIELE AND her mood swings. FUCK HER.

5:16pm . Amber and Jameka talk on the outside hammock. Jameka says she "loves" Eric but can't believe what he did today in terms of him not using POV. Amber says getting out Daniele this week would make 2 people in the jury house "happy". VERY TRUE AMBER! Amber calls Eric a "coward". Amber also doesn't like how Jessica went about finding out information using her "exact words" when talking to Eric. Amber now says she can't trust anyone in this house except Jameka.

Amber now says her "feeling" of Jessica winning this week, well she has a whole new feeling that Dick or Daniele will win this week. She also thinks she will be "that girl" on the block every week, little does she know she's going home this week, unless plans change and GOD STEPS IN.

House Update: It seems Amber has excepted her fate this Thursday. She's told God about how she's ready for whatever he's got planned for her. Eric has also told Jessica that he is somewhat Mensa [the largest, oldest, and best-known high-IQ society in the world] and that is father started college when he was 16 years old. Hmmm... stupid move on Eric's part because I would suggest Jessica has at least some brain to get rid of Eric based on just that... but she's not that smart. Is she?

Dick is also at his breaking part. He's snapping at people, growing more frustrated with the houseguests, his daughter, flicking off the cameras... I expect him to go AWF on someone tonight. I'm betting it will be Zach.

10:27pm . Dick, Eric and Jessica are in the HOH room. They talk about Amber leaving and Zach staying next week to get nominated yet again. Talk turns to Amber's beauty or lack thereof. Dick titles Amber the ugliest girl in the house. Jessica actually tries to defend Amber by saying she thinks she has a pretty face and beautiful hair to which Dick says "for a horse". Ohhh the SHIT STAIN alliance is at it again. NERD HERD qualities in the making. It makes them fell better about themselves to trash others. NERD HERD!

Then talk turns to Dustin which Dick describes as a "walking dildo with ears". Then Eric suggests they or Dick steal Amber's necklace to which Dick doesn't think is the greatest idea and warns them "talk about a crying fit".

Now Eric CONFIRMS Daniele deleted Amber's pictures of her and her necklace the 2nd week that CUNT had HOH. They joke about how Amber "demanded" Daniele to take the photos and how Daniele went into the storage room to delete them. WOW. Then they talk about why a "sandal" as a necklace, the one Amber wears... UM DOUCHE BAG because maybe her daughter picked it out!

Downstairs Amber is in the shower as Jameka walks up and makes her smile. Back in the HOH room they talk about their goodbye messages. Eric is playing it up how "bad" his goodbye message will be to Amber BUT THEN Jessica calls him out by saying his goodbye messages are like "I really enjoyed getting to know you, you're a good person, you'll really get far in life, I hope to see you after the show" to which Eric LIES saying "don't count on it".

WOW. Jessica figured him out, Eric LIED to her FACE about it and she even said "well see the messages after the show". WOW. Yep, there's not going to be any kind of relationship between these 2 after the show. Eric says "I bet I'm a major topic of conversation at the jury house now"...

HOLY FUCK Eric is so fucking transparent, he's trying to get Dick and Jessica into thinking how maybe they should take Eric to the final 2 to win because supposely everyone going in the jury house hates Eric. Eric is the ONLY one making it seem like the entire house hates him and the jury hates him... BULLSHIT! Dick and Daniele are the most hated in the house and in the jury house and if one of them gets to the final 2 they WILL WIN!

Day 59

House Update: Jessica FINALLY started to cry about her decisions Eric made her do. She's always wanted to get Dick and Daniele out and regrets putting up 2 people that weren't after, or so she thinks. She says that she knows she will be the first to go in the final four if this SHIT STAIN alliance plays out. Eric claims she won't be and that he'll be the "asshole" so that he will go and how they are "afraid" to go to the finals with him because he'll "debate" them and he'll win.

Eric claims he feels "badly" because he says he DIDN'T feel "openly" to discussing "all the options" when he CLAIMS he was there to discuss other options/issues Jessica had brought up. Eric did want he wanted to do and he USED Jessica into getting exactly what he wants. FUCK her for not telling him no and that this is MY FUCKING HOH, not yours!

Check out the video of Jessica crying, a big thanks to xx2000xx. About halfway through the video Eric starts his MIND FUCKING of Jessica, that is if you care to get mind fucked as well.

So Eric basically MIND FUCK Jessica into thinking she did the right thing, the Dick's will never betray them, how Amber is after her, how dirty of a player she is [which he isn't] and how Eric is now playing this game for the both of them... WHAAAAEVER!

The girl once again falls for Eric's MIND FUCK manipulation. She feels better now and Eric tries to be all straight romantic with her. It's disgusting.

Outside Dick and Daniele get back into another good ol' family fight! I don't know, something about how "shitty" Daniele is to Dick and Daniele's predictable "OH MY GAWWDDD".

9:10pm . The whole fucking house is eating around the dinner table. Some comment is made by Jessica about how she once told someone she wanted to be next President of the United States... or a waitress. Then Dick changes the comment to U.S. President... or a stripper. And then Daniele mocks her dad's comment saying there was a comparison of strippers to waitresses and Dick says no there wasn't. That was a "shitty" thing for her to do, that he's getting irriated with her doing that and her usual response is "whatever" and the rest of the house gets awkward silence. Daniele gets up and then conversation gets back to being funny.

Dick goes outside to have a smoke and tells BB that they could have just stuck one of his ex-wives in the house and it would be the same thing. Minutes later Zach comes out and insigates the comment between Dick and Daniele. Dick starts in about how Daniele wouldn't have done it to anyone else but him. Then talk turns to random stuff.

9:34pm . I said last night that Dick was on his breaking point and it seems it took another 24 hours to hit it. Dick goes into the small bed bedroom and finds Daniele. He talks to Daniele about how he's been in a crappy mood all day and how she's saying things to him that is really getting to him. He wants to talk to her like an "adult" but she isn't having it.

She comes back with "what do you want me to say" and how he doesn't have to "hang around" her. She starts to raise her voice and get "snotty" to him. He asks her twice "why can't you just talk to me" and she returns back with "what do you want me to say". She of course ends the fight #6,390 and walks out as Dick asks for her to speak to him "like a normal person instead of such a little snot". She escapes far into the house.

Amber goes outside and tries to talk to Dick about it. He says both of them are getting on each other's nerves and he delivers "but whatever". Amber offers a "hug" and Dick doesn't want one. FUNNY! Amber, hugs don't solve shit sometimes.

9:43pm . Jameka and Amber are in the HOH talking about Jessica. It seems Jessica told Jameka as well about her "doubts" about putting up the wrong people. Jameka also tells Amber about how they should go against the Dick's next week. Amber says her "goal is to get Eric out of here, he's the problem here". But little does Amber know that she's going home Thursday. Amber is trying to get Jameka to go after Eric as well but Jameka is dead set on going after the Dick's because of the "numbers".

Amber says that "ERIC IS PLAYING THROUGH JESSICA" and how Jessica put up 2 of her "friends" because they were "threats to Eric". SO FUCKING TRUE! BITCH ASS BITCH, TELL JESSICA! Amber is back to thinking that both Dick's will vote to keep her over Zach, something about always turning to her to ask her for "advice". LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD.

Jameka says "I need you" but little does she know Amber won't survive come Thursday.

9:55pm . Jessica joins Amber and Jameka in the HOH room. They talk about Eric's vote how questionable and undecided it remains. Jessica says she hopes Eric votes the way she wants and how neither Zach or Amber were her "orignal targets".

Both Amber and Jameka are working hard to turn Jessica against Eric. Jessica is also annoyed by the idea that if she was on the block against Dick that he would listen to both sides and vote on "what's fair for the game"... WHAT?

Amber says it will be horrible if Eric votes out her over Zach, which he will because America controls his vote. Amber starts up again with "why eliminate one of the 'good people'" to which Jameka says it all depends on who Eric considers to be "good people".

Jessica says if it does come down to a tie that she will evict Zach over Amber. Minutes later Dick comes in and then leaves and they are back to talking about Jessica's week as HOH. Jessica says she's been "so mad" because she doesn't want either Zach or Amber going home this week. She also says "I wanted to kinda use it and I guess he didn't" and how Eric thinks Jessica didn't want to use it and she doens't know why Eric thinks that way.

STUPID ASS Amber is back to telling Jessica that she's not mad at her for doing this and if she goes home she won't hold it against Jessica thus giving Eric more ammo later to tell Jessica how best it is for Amber to leave this week. JUST FUCKING WALK OUT THE DOOR THEN Amber and save us 2 more days of bullshit.

Ohhh Amber just dropped the bomb that Eric is playing "through you" and she begs Jessica to "please not tell him" that she said this about him. I guess that's all Eric needs once Jessica DOES tell him and he'll make sure the Dick's vote out Amber no matter what now.

OHHH Jameka starts in with "everyone Eric wanted out... is out". Jameka is trying to tell Jessica that Eric is using other people to get the people who he wanted out so he won't be blamed for their eviction. Amber says again "everyone Eric wanted out is out" and how anyone who Eric is close to is still here meaning Jessica.

Amber is back to saying Eric WON'T win HOH because he's afraid his girlfriend will show up on the HOH pictures. Jameka and Amber are both trying to tell Jessica that Eric has a girlfriend again. Amber again pleads for Jessica not to tell Eric anything because she fears he will be after her and since everyone he's wanted out is out... she'll be out.

Now Jameka says if Amber goes home that "something is up" with Eric and the Dick's. She also says Zach will be here for final 3 because no one sees him as a threat. Jameka keeps saying how Eric has "something" with the Dick's because Eric told Amber something about their "debt" to the Dick's has been "paid".

The "debt" comment seems to be bothering Jessica. Both are trying to scare Jessica that if Amber goes home that both Jameka and Jessica will go up, NOT TRUE. Amber is back to asking "why didn't Eric use POV" when the Dick's tried to backdoor him a few weeks ago. They keep implying that Eric has a deal with the Dick's but they don't see Jessica being part of that deal. She still has yet to admit she's part of THAT deal.

Amber says if she goes this week that Zach will have the Dick's "back" and how Eric is so "smart" and will have a plan B for whatever situation comes up. Jessica is happy that they are telling her all this to "open her eyes". Amber CLAIMS she has never done anything to Eric, "ever, ever, ever".

Amber FINALLY asks Jessica "do you SWEAR you don't have a deal with them" to which Jessica LIES about it and says she "doesn't have a DEBT" with the Dick's. Jessica now says she's "worried" because the "mistake" of putting up her friends "is going to cost me" in this game. FUCK YEAH!

Amber basically says that Jessica NEEDS to talk to Eric and tell him that YOU want Zach out this week and not Amber. Amber also wants Jessica to talk to Daniele. Both Jameka and Amber tell Jessica that if Amber goes then "there's your answer" about Eric having a side deal with the Dick's. Now they talk about Eric throwing way too many HOH's and how Amber says Eric WON'T win HOH this next week.

Amber says she will "DIE" if she leaves this week. Jessica says she will "die" because she put her up on the block to be evicted. Jameka says she will "die" because Amber is gone. Jameka is back to getting Jessica to go to Eric about doing what she wants and that's getting out Zach. Ohh Amber says that if she leaves Jessica and Jameka can't play for HOH and "there's your 2 nominees".

Amber says again how Eric is playing through her and how Jessica now sees how Eric is playing "through her".

Most of this isn't true about Eric having another side deal with the Dick's and how Eric is playing for the Dick's over Jessica and how he's going to turn on Jessica next week... ALL NOT TRUE but paranoia runs free inside Amber's head and it has now infected Jameka's head. Eric just needs to reprogram Jessica and she'll be fine, under his control yet again.

Minutes later Jameka and Amber continue their quest to turn Jessica against Eric. Jessica points out that women have won all the HOH's this season except for 2. The guys keep interrupting the HOH talk and Amber suspects Eric is behind the guys going up on after the other to stop them from talking. Jameka also points out that Eric WANTS to take Dick to the final 2 to win.

Amber now CALLS out Eric's manipulating schemes he uses on Jessica saying that when Jessica talks to Eric about getting out Zach over Amber and how Eric will say "let's look at both options" and Jessica gives this look like THAT'S exactly what Eric's been doing this whole time. Jessica of course doesn't tell them that that is what Eric does everytime she brings up her ideas.

Eric finally comes up and stops the conversation suggesting everyone goes downstairs. Both Eric and Jessica head downstairs. In the HOH bathroom Amber keeps saying "Jameka I'm going home" and Jameka says "Amber, SHUT UP" and tells Amber to keep working on Daniele.

Day 60

Just as midnight approaches the houseguests, minus Daniele, are playing quarters. The rule if the guys lose against the girls is to brush each other's hair and give them a kiss on the cheek. Dick has some fun when the guys loose a round and licks Zach's face. Zach flips the fuck out with a smile on his face about how Dick licked him and that he'll "beat him up" in terms of a school reference. Zach won't let it go or drop it that the "rule" was to kiss him on the cheek and NOT to lick him.

I guess Zach's homophobia is really coming out ten times fold. Dick is SUPER TWAT COOL for licking Zach and making Zach all scared of a cock. Minutes later the girls go into the gym to talk about what punishment they should put on the guys next if they loose another round of quarters. They also talk about how much Zach went AWF on Dick about getting licked and they shouldn't "go there" anymore. Jessica says some people just don't like to "go there".

House Update: After I last updated the houseguests, well some of them, got DRUNK! Eric went up to Daniele's picture on the memory wall and demanded Daniele "suck" his dick. The guys ended up winning the quarters game yelling "That's That", a saying of Amber's and that pissed off Amber who told them "fuck you" and how she doesn't make fun of them.

1:24am . Dick and Zach are talking in the backyard about GETTING ERIC OUT NEXT WEEK! Zach tells Dick to throw it to him so that he can have HOH and that Dick and Daniele can control the votes and decide who goes home. Zach wants to put up Jessica and Jameka and then backdoor Eric if that's an option. They both agree that Jessica and Jameka are both of their biggest targets and if anyone is in the final 2 with Jameka or Jessica that they are "fucked".

Ahhh Dick is still pushing his alliance with Eric and Jessica secretly and using Zach to get out Jameka next week. He just said that Jessica and Jameka go on the block and the nominations "should stick". Zach then asks Dick if he's afraid of Eric and Dick says he isn't. Great, another week Dick uses people and gets exactly what he wants. Another nearly PERFECT plan... but only if Zach doesn't put up the Dick's and fuck them over, which he will. Dick promises to go nuts if Zach puts him and his daughter up instead.

Dick goes inside to piss. Jessica and Eric are sitting in the hallway to the bathroom talking. Jameka is on the treadmill in the gym and Zach stays outside talking to himself saying "Big Brother, this is getting good". Damn... If Zach wins HOH and the Dick's control the votes, Jameka WILL go home if she doesn't come off the block. DAMN IT!

1:36am . Zach asks Jessica who's sitting on the floor about why Eric slept downstairs and she gave him the "axe" last night. She askes 3 times why Eric would say that to Zach and he just keeps saying Eric brought it up just because. Jessica gets bothered by the comment and heads upstairs while Zach and Dick head outside.

Back outside Dick is telling Zach how he can "work" to get Eric's vote to get out Amber. Dick is basically using what he already knows about Amber leaving over Zach and using it to his advantage and using it against Zach by saying later down the line how HE got Eric to vote out Amber this week. Well played Dick. Dick goes on to say that Jessica and Jameka are "bigger threats" than Eric. YEP, Dick is protecting Eric, kind of.

Inside Amber is pleading her case to Daniele about how Daniele needs to keep her in the game. NOT HAPPENING! Daniele is so fucking cold that nothing Amber says Daniele will STILL vote the girl out. Daniele hates everyone and wants everyone out, including Amber over Zach this week. BUH BYE AMBER!

House Update: WHOA! Jessica is in the HOH room with Eric and the BITCH TELLS HIM EVERYTHING Jameka and Amber told her hours ago! Eric is FURIOUS that Jameka and Amber tried to turn Jessica against him. I can't believe this BITCH! I'm talking about Jessica!

It seems Jessica did at least pathetically try to keep Amber and did try to tell Eric once again how she doesn't trust Dick and Daniele and trusts Zach and Amber more. Eric keeps telling Jessica that Zach isn't after her after this week BUT HE IS and how he SOMEHOW knows Amber "does not like you" Jessica. After Eric reprogams Jessica she jokes about how her case to keep Amber is thrown out the window now.

4:01am . Eric is still in the bed with Jessica in the HOH room talking about how there is "potential" for them outside the house. BULLSHIT. WHATEVER. AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. NOPE. SHE'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ONCE SHE SEES A SEXY MUSCLED INTERN AT THE CBS BUILDING. GIVE IT UP ERIC.

Now Eric tries to tell Jessica that every episode they see once the show is over will have Jessica asking "why did you say that" or "why did you do that". He's implying that once she finds out about the stuff he did that he will explain it all. Eric also says he has "bashed the shit out of every houseguest" and he's afraid she'll see him differently after the show but she CLAIMS she won't dislike him as long as he makes fun of other people and not her.

Eric claims he "destroyed" Dick and Daniele with words... he's laughing about all the stuff he's said over the weeks and Jessica awkwardly laughs along as if she's okay with it. This should make Jessica wonder how hurtful he can be towards her if he wanted to be. She's STUPID if she decides to be with him after the show.

House Update: Daniele wakes up and goes into the kitchen around 4:30ish in the morning. She runs into Eric who starts off about how much he wants to get out Amber this week and it seems America's Choice was to get Amber out. He's pushing how this week's vote is "personal" because of what Amber did by trying to turn Jessica against Eric. Daniele is on board with getting out Amber and they laugh about Amber thinking she's a "good person".

5:13am . Amber waddles into the kitchen and finds Daniele wide awake making cookies. Daniele mocks the show "Power of 10" and how no one probably has won "a million dollars" and even if someone did CBS wouldn't show it because "it's more than what you win on this stupid show". Daniele laughs saying for CBS to give her break and she laughs saying "a million dollars". But little does she know some kid has already won a million dollars, younger than her and didn't have to go through BULLSHIT to get it.

House Update: Hmmm... the day has been pretty much boring, the part with the daylight at least. Let's skip all the way to night fall. Dick and Daniele got into another fight about Daniele's attitude. Daniele also hopes this upcoming week is a double eviction. I just might be since the show ends early September.

Over in the Holier Than Thou part of the the house Amber is making it known to Jameka that GOD won't let Zach stay over her in the house. HA! Amber believes Daniele will "save" her tomorrow and Jameka warns Amber to not make any new deal or promises as Amber always seems to do.

In other annoying news Dick is so upset from Daniele's actions throughout the day he starts blurting out random odd things. He wants Big Brother to give Jameka a penalty nomination for singing too much. He also is getting tired of fighting with Daniele and having no where to "escape". Me thinks he's going to win HOH for a place to escape Daniele!

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August 26, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Week Nine

Day 57

2:32am . Eric is doing the most talking in the HOH with Jessica, Dick and Daniele. Both Eric and Dick want to make both nominees "insecure" all week long. They basically want to toy with them and their emotions. Eric has no intentions of using the POV this week. Jessica sits there listening to the other 3 just be down right cruel about everyone else in the game. Eric just has the biggest hard on for this alliance they playfully call the "little Julie Chen" alliance.

Earlier tonight when Jessica and Eric were talking about possibly using the POV Jessica had asked Eric if he was "open" to using it and he said a bullshit "yeah" but "thought not using it would be BETTER". That just shows Jessica that she's Eric's pawn this entire game. It's like Eric is playing himself and his ROBOT in the house. Jessica and Eric have also talked about how "little" they miss Dustin. OUCH!

Back to the HOH room. Eric says Jameka can't play for HOH because "you know I feel badly she can't play" and how "she did it to herself". WOW! I'm kinda hoping for Dick and Eric to be the final 2, 2 EVIL people who will most likely get punched in the face during a night out celebrating their wins.

This Thursday they talk about how Zach won't win and how they will win. Downstairs in the house of idiots Amber and Jameka talk about if the four upstairs are in an alliance. They keep thinking Eric and Jessica are with them and how Eric "loves" Amber. CLUELESS AND IDIOTS downstairs.

Back in the HOH room the "final four" are already talking as if they WON the game. They believe that the will win every competition from here on out and will BE the final four. I mean seriously, Zach and Jameka could win at any time and change the game. Once either Jessica, Eric, Dick and Daniele go into the sequester house the surviving pair will be the next biggest target and I will EXPECT both pairs to sell out each other whenever Jameka or Zach get HOH. They just can't simply win them all! THEY CAN'T!

Oh gawd, the final four SHIT STAIN alliance are laughing making a mock fists touching together alliance thing for the cameras. They all then do an over the top laugh. The spy camera is on and we see Jameka and Amber in the kitchen talking which makes the SHIT STAIN alliance laugh out loud more. Eric and Daniele believe that one of the four from the SHIT STAIN alliance has to win because THEY deserve it and no one else downstairs. Not Zach. Not Jameka. Not Amber. Well then, this SHIT STAIN alliance has the qualities of the Nerd Herd starting to appear!

Now the reason why I label them the SHIT STAIN alliance is because they are UNNECCESARILY CRUEL when they don't have to be and because they are so cocky that they purposely want to send bitter jury members into the jury house so they can laugh and mock them when 2 of them are final 2. There's no need to play this game so dirty and they are choosing to play SHIT STAIN dirty. Thank you!

5:19am . Eric is so insecure when he lays in the HOH bed with Jessica. He brings up the bullshit question if Jessica "really" wants him upstairs in her bed or not and she gets annoyed by that. She tells if she didn't want him in her bed she would tell him. He asks too many questions and this gets on her nerves but she doesn't kick him out of bed AT ALL.

He lays close to her face, tries to make eye contact with her and she looks straight up at the ceiling. He's a MANBOY, all he cares about right now is poking her- oh wait, Eric cops out and says he's going downstairs to get shorts and water. He gets out of bed as he was only inches form a possible immature kiss.

Eariler they talked about Dick kissing Jessica on the cheek after she wins something and she's not enjoying that one bit. Eric also wonders if Dick has "side deals" with people in the house and Jessica claims Jameka is "theirs" so Dick has nothing with her. They also went back to making incest comments in regards to Dick and Daniele, mostly Eric said them.

I'm out, if Eric and Jessica kiss well I COULD GIVE A SHIT.

House Update: EWWWW! GRODEEE TO THE MAXXXXX. JESSICA AND ERIC'S FIRST HETEROSEXUAL KISS!!!

...aaaand there you have it. Here I was thinking Jessica was a closeted lesbian all hot and bothered by Jen but here she is kissing a yucky Eric more than once, at least 4 times after the clip ends.

House Update: It seems Jameka and Amber are still hoping that Jessica will get Eric to use POV so she can backdoor one of the Dick's but it isn't happening. Amber is the target although the more Zach gets annoying the more Dick wants to get rid of him but we all know once America tells ErPrick to vote out Amber he'll push for a 3 to 1 vote for Amber's eviction.

When Amber leaves the house she can FINALLY understand why "God" doesn't want her to win because maybe she bashed Jewish people and the city of New York at the same time. Or maybe because when she gets angry she uses "God Damn" as a means to getting her point across. Or maybe it is because she's bothering him with a greedy need to win money.

Later Dick has gone off on Zach again about him never closing anything in the house properly. How DARE someone think about themselves. Can't we just be selfish sometimes and only think about ourselves Dick? Minutes later Zach washes his sweaty shirt from his workout in the pool and the Dick's both think this is disgusting. Um.. Dick jumping in the pool with all his nasty old man bits is just as disgusting as Zach dipping his sweaty shirt in the pool. I really don't see the difference here.

SHOCKING! Jessica actually showed concern to Eric about the Dick's turning on them first before the final four. This is after Amber pleaded with Eric to use the POV on her and to help "good people" stay in the game. Of course after Jessica voices concern about the Dick's loyalty Eric once again tells her to stick with the alliance. JESUS ERIC, can't Jessica have what she wants, she's already given you 2 HOH's and put up the fucking people YOU WANTED. You know, now that they've kissed she should tease with the idea of sex to get him to use the POV and backdoor a Dick!

Day 55 [Part 2]

House Update: The house is now up and getting ready for the live show. STUPID ASS Daniele sprays perfume on herself as if anyone other than the houseguests will smell her. BITCH we can't smell how good you may smell from our TV sets!

Eric, Daniele and Jessica are back to bashing Jen because she basically was getting in the way of them cleaning- wait, JESSICA CLEANING? That's impossible! Later Zach, Dick, Eric, Daniele and Jessica are in a bedroom talking about how and what they will do when Jen leaves. Let's just say they plan on being mean, mostly Dick. I just can't wait for them to embarrass themselves on TV as their immature side will finally be shown on the damn show instead of a pro Dick/Daniele show where all we see is a good edit of them.

3:56pm . Zach sits on a bed waiting for the live show to start. He's ready to win HOH or possibly ready to throw it again! The MASTERMIND at WORK! In another bedroom Amber was getting ready and saw Jessica come in to get something. Jessica leaves and then Amber says LITTLE BITCH low enough to where Jessica can't hear her! Oh GOD please let Amber win HOH!

House Update: Jen is evicted with a 6 to 0 votes. America's Choice was to evict Jen and so Eric was not put in fucking harm's way even though I wanted him to have to answer to another mystery vote. Then Jen got to participate in the HOH comp from back at the studio with Julie Chen. Whenever a houseguest got an answer wrong Jen was the person to push a red button that sent the houseguests who answered incorrectly down into a water tank.

The final 2 houseguests playing for HOH were the predictable Jessica and Dick. Dick lost and Jessica became the new HOH for the 2nd time. This only proves that if Dick had won that they would be fucking dominating the game with back to back POV wins and almost back to back HOH's. This IS a perfect time to go after the Dick's and to backstab them, put them on the block, use Daniele's stupid reasoning of "this is only strategic and not personal" and get one of them out of the fucking house once and for all!

After Jen left and the live show as over people were back to bashing Jen. Dick at one point tried to say he was done talking about Jen but minutes later he started back up. It also seems GOD has become the 15th player of the house as Amber PRAYED if she was not to win HOH to let Jessica win... and she did. Amber also wishes next week's HOH is endurance thinking she can win against Dick and everyone else in the house. LAUGHABLE!

Now just as Jen left the house she told Amber to tell Jessica what she told her about Eric. It seems later Jessica finally asked Amber what was suppose to be told to her. Amber says Jen says that Eric says he has a girlfriend outside the house named "Cheryl" and that it is more serious than Jessica thinks it is. That Jen doesn't want to see Jessica get hurt after this is all over and that Jen knows Jessica doesn't like cheaters.

Neither Amber or Jessica really believe Jen but if what Jen says is true that after the show Jessica will no longer like the company of Eric. Later Eric finds out from Amber what Jen said about him and his girlfriend and his FUCKING furious and yells out that he's glad Jen is gone.

Jameka and Daniele have a heart to heart. It seems Vincent is just like Dick and that's why Daniele doesn't talk to either of them. Of course outsiders can see Daniele talking to Jameka as being geniune but come on, I'm sure we'll see Daniele in the Diary Room with a big smile talking about how it's all "strategy".

Eric continues to walk around the house furious over what Jen said to Amber about his life outside the house. It seems Eric can trash talk every day of the week but yet when someone trash talks his life then he's just furious and WHATEVER, get over it Eric.

OH GAWD, Amber is telling Eric EVERYTHING Jen said about him. STUPID ass Amber is just spilling everything but then again maybe she's trying to use Eric and Jessica with hopes of rebuilding their pathetic alliance to go after Dick and Daniele. Who knows if Amber is that smart.

Later Dick has gone into the HOH room to work his agenda on Jessica. He wants Zach and Amber to go on the block. Jessica hasn't agreed to anything just yet. Outside Eric and Amber talked about Eric's situation with his girlfriend outside of the house. Something about her cheating on Eric and him not cheating on her. WHATEVER, he's probably twisting it around so that Jessica will love him again since he appears to be the one who got cheated on.

10:26pm . Jameka heads up into the HOH room with Jessica. She gets on her bed and reads her letter. Jessica heads into the bathroom while Jameka finishes up with the letter... waiting patiently to start talking game.

Jessica says she doesn't want to talk to too many people. Jessica is also glad Jen is gone because she would come up here all the time and how "quiet" the house is. Jessica says "I have to make some decisions" and Jameka says "I don't know if I can add anything".

Jessica says there are "huge threats" left in the game. Jessica says "how tough it is to be in this situation". PLEASE TURN ON DICK/DANIELE! A little talk begins on Daniele and how Jessica feels sorry for Daniele's "ex-boyfriend" Kris. They are gossiping about Daniele like women do.

Jameka starts talking about how she only has 2 more HOH's left and that if Amber wins next week that their "group" is still safe. Jameka is still under the impression that Jessica and Eric will NOT put her and Amber up. The then talk about Eric "freaking" during HOH comps, they believe he really fucks up on them when in fact he's throwing them.

Jameka uses Amber's "vision" about Jessica winning and Jessica putting up Dick and Daniele again... she's testing Jessica's answer. Jessica mentions she's thought of putting up Zach and either Dick or Daniele but then the other Dick could win POV, take the other off and she has 2 people after her. Jameka now wonders OUTLOUD if Jessica and Eric has a deal with them and answers herself that they don't. Jessica still doesn't respond with any answer to Jameka asking about a deal Jessica could have with the Dick's.

They watch the spy screen and DREAD Zach coming up to the HOH room. He drops something off at the foot of the door and heads back down. Jessica says how she's "reached her breaking point" with Zach but Jameka is quick to tell Jessica that "you have to keep Zach in the game" because he's not a threat. Jameka keeps pushing for Dick and Daniele to be put on the block but only mentioning them after doing a process of elimination with each houseguest.

Jameka keeps pushing her agenda of getting the Dick's on the block. Jessica says she wonders if Dick will use the POV on her again and how she can get Daniele out this week and prevent that from happening. Jessica mentions "backdooring" is the thing to do this year.

OH GREAT! Jameka just made a STUPID comment saying Jessica can either put up Dick and Daniele on the block or "neither" but Jessica is quick to say she won't put up Jameka as a pawn. WOW! Talk keeps coming back to putting both Dick's on the block.

10:55pm . Eric enters the HOH room where Jameka and Jessica are still talking. Eric takes a seat on one of the HOH chairs and Jameka makes herself comfortable on the HOH bed, she ain't going nowhere.

Minutes later Zach joins them in the HOH room. He CLAIMS he'll be there for a few minutes. No one is talking game. All talking small talk. Eric looks bothered at the fact he can't talk to Jessica. It is also REVEALED that Dick and Eric want to get "BB8" tattoos outside the house and even Jameka is questioning whether or not to join them on the tattoo session after the show.

Minutes later Dick joins the HOH room and they get to talking about how much they LOVE HBO and how no one really likes Showtime! HA!

Day 56

12:56am . Eric, Jameka and Jessica are talking in the HOH room. Eric is PROUD about his joke about Daniele to Daniele's face. Something about Daniele thinking Jen is this year's "hot bitch where everyone hates" but he tells Daniele "no, that's you" in a joking manner yet some hidden truth there.

As Jameka lingers in the HOH room Eric waits to talk to Jessica about how to put up... I mean who America thinks Eric should put up. Jameka is starting to leave the HOH room when Eric says Zach mentions about tomorrow's Food Comp that he and Eric be on the same team. He also rags on Zach still being upset about that week when "the girls put Zach on slop" over Eric.

Downstairs Dick is fast asleep in a Jenless house. Daniele is also asleep.

1:01am . Jameka finally leaves the HOH room and now Eric and Jessica can get to talking. It seems Dick has told Jessica that he is going to now play for "himself" and how it is not fair to Vincent, his son, that he keeps playing for Daniele to win who in fact has said she has no relationship with her brother outside the house.

Eric starts to talk and AMBER is America's Choice again for Eric to push to get nominated. He is also pushing for Zach and Amber to be nominated this week with the option open to backdoor one of the Dick's.

Jessica says Dick told her that if Zach goes on the block that he WANTS Zach to go over Amber. Eric says "I most want to see Amber nominated for sure" to which Jessica says "yeah". Now Jessica starts in with Jameka saying why would you put up Zach or Amber when they've both told Jameka that they wouldn't put up Jessica. Jameka has also said to Jessica why wouldn't you put up the Dick's.

Eric keeps pushing for Dick and Daniele and them two to push forward to the final four and says "how easy" it will be to beat both the Dick's BUT Jessica starts in saying it would be easier to