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March 16, 2008

Big Brother 8 | KMABeth's Eerie Jen & Nick Tribute!

Now for this to work you'll need to silence the fugly romance song chosen for the original mix video and then play the song listed just below the video. Both pieces are odd and somehow just fit together... perfectly.

Now why couldn't Jen & Nick's Fuckmance started in the house last summer? Why Daniele and Nick disaster instead... WHYYY?

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December 29, 2007

Big Brother 8 | The Look Back Edition

Now I'm starting to get excited for Big Brother 9. For some reason I have a really bad VH1ish feeling that BB9 will involve D-rated celebrities. Please don't let this hunch of mine be true. Someone prove me wrong.

Someone please tell me this year's theme is the Bully vs Nerd High School Now Grown Up and Have To Live In A House For Three Months Together And Fight All Over Again But At The Same Time Try To Build Friendships Maybe Have Sex With Each Other And Reflect Back On How We Treated Each Other edition.

If there are D rated celebs in the house, kick them out, grab some hot fuckers from the bar scene, do "background checks" on them and throw them in the house.

Farewell Big Brother 8 cast! [That is until the next Big Brother All Star season!!!]

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November 29, 2007

Big Brother 8 | Nick & Daniele Break The Fuck Up

It's been less than 3 months since the last Big Brother ended and with a new one possibly fast approaching we might as well do a "How Are They Doing Now" episode featuring Nick Starcevic. Apparently he's taken some HOT photos recently and this past week Janelle has been leaving him some sweet nothings on his MySpace page, something about picking him as a friend, blah blah blah.

It seems in Gossip Girl-ville that Nick and Daniele are no longer an item. Well actually he said so himself in some online chat on some website. Janelle, Veto Princess/Queen wrote on Nicky Poo's MySpace "Everyone my feelings about Nick and Dani is none of our business what has happened or what has not happened. Do not forget Dani is a private person and I can relate. Nick I wish you the best in CA. Once again your pictures are great!!!"

It seems all his possible stalkers on his MySpace profile are leaving him desperate messages of "I wish it worked out between you too" and "you're so good looking" and blah blah blah. Either their reality marriage has ended or continues, who cares, they won't last for years, no one is expecting them to grow old together.

Update: Jokers Updates is the site where the breaking the fuck up news came from or started from [possibly], also MySpace but JU's as well. It seems someone over there linked up this post with their site and on of their moderators "Sarah" pulled a Daniele and complained saying "jeesh, not even a link back to us for our content :/"

Dear God, they are a brillant site and fuck me like a Big Brother whore for not crediting them. So there. I've credited them in the past and I'll do it again. You happy Sarah? Update over.

As for Big Brother 8 winners, Dick and Daniele, they just took they Europe trip and Daniele returned sick. Everyone on her MySpace profile is all like "get well" and "Nick will make you feel better" and blah blah blah. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. I'm all for team Break Up.

Now for some scary news, Dick has been talking to the Big A over at Big Brother about getting his own show up off the ground, he thinks there are possibilities, I think no one cares anymore. You won, take your money and open a bar or something. Unless the reality show is about you opening a bar but that should be put on YouTube or something.

Remember Mike, GuyTVBlog.com's BB8 TV Crush?!?!, well he's still single and straight as a wobbly arrow. He was suppose to have a live chat yesterday but I don't really give that much of a shit, oh wait, I just did. It seems he confirmed the Nick and Daniele break up on the live chat or so some rabid fan copied and pasted a portion of the chat...

"d #jokerschat
[19:15] yes it was monopolized by them, but that is obviously where the drama was
[19:15] *** Anon1914 has joined #jokerschat
[19:15] not a whole lot to be quite honest
[19:15] i wish them luck
[19:15] *** george has quit (Quit: My Webchat Closed.)
[19:16] meeting in a fantasy land might not be the best foundation to start on
[19:16] but guess everyone will see
[19:16] very true, all past relationships haven't worked out
[19:16] *** handy has joined #jokerschat
[19:16] certainly not, just like the latest and greatest Nick and Dani breakup<<<<<
[19:16] *** Anon1914 has quit (Quit: My Webchat Closed.)
[19:17] *** diana has joined #jokerschat
[19:17] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on diana"

Moving on. Oh please bitch! Dustin, the other gay from Big Brother 8, has turned his MySpace profile on private. How else are suppose to mouth rape him? Moving on. Jen! She's selling merchandise about what else, herself. I LOVE her when she loves herself. Don't ever stop!

Jen also recently went to Hawaii right after Thanksgiving. Oh no she didn't, Jen took a picture from inside the Pentagon, wearing a business suit and standing behind the "Department of Defense" podium. Oh my god Jen, let Nick go already. He's listed in her top 9 on her friend's list. Gross.

I'm assuming Eric and Jessica are still together after the show. Please don't bring them back as a fucking couple for BB9. According to Jessica she Eric and I'm Private Fuck all of you Dustin went to New York for the Macy's Parade where they were interviewed by hard on BB fan Neil Patrick Harris. Ewww, Double Gross, fans are trying to get couple Eric and Jessica on the next Amazing Race. That's disgusting.

Man oh man I'm harsh on Big Brother contestants. If I was on a season I'd verbally rape myself! I am so fucking mean! I'd rather see Jessica and her Super Cute brother Dean on the Amazing Race show, you know, when he comes back from War.

Next, onto Zach. He is requesting for you to put a Dolphin Crash banner on your MySpace profile. Is he a comedian now? And on his gigantic friend's list... they're [nearly] all Big Brother contestants, houseguests, losers, winners. Through Zach I see Marvin [BB5] apparenlty has a flabby six pack now, yep I said flabby six pack.

Oh I'm done for today. Drew's MySpace profile is private as well but his preview pics is mouth watering good! Check it out!

HOLY SHIT. Do you want to fuck a Big Brother 8 houseguest? Or get drunk with them and make out with them on the seas!?!?! Then head on over to Rainbow Cruises where you can sail the drunken seas with Nick, Jen, Eric, Jessica, Zach, God Loving Jameka and AND [DRUM ROLL PLEASE] Amber! AMBER!

"Rainbow Cruises announces the "Reality TV Fan Cruise" to depart Galveston, Texas March 31, 2008 on the Ecstasy, a cruise ship of Carnival Cruise Lines. The 5-day cruise includes ports of call in Progreso, Mexico and Cozumel, Mexico." Oh I'm so NOT there. But they should really document the trip and put it on YouTube. That'd be fun to see.

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September 17, 2007

Big Brother 8 . The Final Days

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Big Brother 8 . If The Twist Was A Gay House

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September 16, 2007

Big Brother 8 . The Nick & Daniele Saga

That was some shit to get through.

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September 15, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Build The Perfect Player

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September 14, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Farewell Zach

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September 12, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Zach Vs. Dick

Final HOH is broken up into 3 competitions. First always being endurance.

Daniele got out of the first HOH competition by bunny assassination! Zach and Dick then battled it out for 7 and a half hours before Dick gave up. Zach won the PART 1 of a 3 part HOH competition.

Now Dick must battle his own daughter in the 2nd part. Will he throw it to let Daniele win money or will he fight to win for him and his son Vincent. The Dick drama!

Whoever wins PART 2 will face Zach in the 3rd and FINAL competition that will then decide who is the FINAL HOH. This person will then be in the final 2 and will decide who they want to take with them into the finale. Then the jury of 7 will vote for either of the final 2 to win $500,000 dollars grand prize.

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Big Brother 8 . Farewell Eric & Jameka

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September 7, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Farewell Jessica

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September 5, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Eric's Late Night Bum Show

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August 31, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Farewell Amber

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August 30, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Get Out Of The Shot Eric!!!

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August 29, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Grodee To The Maxx!

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August 28, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Daniele Makes A New Houseguest

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August 27, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Sometimes Zach Is Hot

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August 26, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Vsul Captures

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August 25, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Farewell Jen

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August 24, 2007

Big Brother 8 . Thankful Jameka

Ahh, but the houseguests think there are 5 weeks left when in fact there are only 3 weeks left. That means a double eviction is coming! This means Jameka's HOH punishment won't last too much longer!

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