October 20, 2009

Holy Big Brother 9 Shit! Adam, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?!?!

Natalie really should have won that season. Fucking douche bag Adam! I wonder if Matt, Natalie's blow job buddy, is in on this shit or part of this!?!?

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April 28, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Adam Wins With 6-1 Vote During A Very Weak Season Finale. James Still Wins Thanks To Allison Grodner

The finale episode starts with a far too long look back at what happened during the season. Just say Adam and Ryan are final fucking 2, show a bunch of quick edits and then just start the fucking show, it shouldn't take no more than 30 or so seconds to do this. Let's get on with the reunion.

In the audience we see Janelle [Queen of Big Brother USA], Eric [BB8 Douche Bag], Bunky [Boring ol' Bunky who should really turn into a muscled daddy], Erika [who was with her boyfriend Adam who appeared on the Cook Islands season] and surprisingly Amber [Jew LOVING Top Model] from last season! What the fuck was she doing there? But at least she looks super happy to be there.Oh yeah, Dick and Daniele were also at the finale because they too have nothing else going for them other than Big Brother.

As the show starts we see the Jury arrive in their outdoor set and of course Matt still looks dreamy dressed up while Natalie's tits are as big as ever in her cleavage revealing sweater thing. Sheila arrives as Joshuah talks how Sheila can not even get herself out of a wet paper bag! Funny man but still an asshole.

Sheila arrives on the set and gives James this big hug for some reason. Joshuah, who's talking alot, has this weird voice that comes out when he's "performing" on camera, very similiar to Eric's weird TV voice when he hosted competitions last year and this year. They all pretty much agree that Adam played a better game even though they try to get Ryan some props. Natalie even goes as far to talk about Ryan being this year's "most scandalous player"! This coming from the BLOW JOB QUEEN!

Back in the live audience Janelle and a female friend held up a sign that said "Cooking Up A Win" showcasing a shirtless Ryan. I guess she was hoping for a Ryan win like I was.

Fast Forward to the live voting by the jury. Matt is up first and makes a comment about "one of you is taking to me Vegas". Oh Matt, as selfish as ever. Natalie is next. She tells both the boys that she still "loves" them even though they voted her out. She votes with her "gut instinct". Joshuah is third and makes some stabs at Adam without saying his name by voting for the one who had a "backbone" in this game.

Sharon is fourth and she gives the boys a big "hello". She bases her vote on who was the most "loyal" in the game. Sheila is fifth and talks about her vote was an "easy decision". Of course Sheila has trouble putting her key in and takes the longest in EVERYTHING SHE DOES. James is sixth and says "I hope you party away this money man" and this stupid statement gets a loud crowd applause. Chelsia is last to vote and I could give a shit what she says.

Later the first six housguests to be evicted: Jacob, Parker, Jen, Allison, Amanda and Alex all are already on stage ready to talk about whatever Julie asks them. Neil, the other gay houseguest this season who exited the game for family reasons, is NOT part of the cast this year and has been forgotten all about by CBS and Allison Grodner. For some reason I expect Neil to be part of the season 10 cast... I guess we'll have to see about that.

Oh now this is funny. Julie Chen makes a comment about how "good" it is to "see everyone back together" except that Neil isn't part of this family anymore. Like I said, I think he's been excluded from this cast because he may be part of Season 10's cast. I hope so!

As the grilling starts Natalie is first approached by Julie about her boring ass "playing both sides" of the house and everyone is guilty of that, EVERYONE, not just Natalie. Now Julie puts Matt in an awkward position about how what he said about Natalie when Natalie gets home and watches the "tapes". Natalie says she's heard a few things and says something about Karma and that's why Matt left early. This got a good crowd reaction. Matt does apologize in advance for whatever Natalie is "about to see" when she gets home.

Also during the reaction to Natalie talking about Matt's eviction being about Karma Amanda yells out "YEAH MATTY!" in reference that he got what he deserved and Matt gives Amanda a questionable face as to why she would say that. She doesn't answer him of course.

Finally Julie questions the first evicted houseguests. Jen makes sure we all know she still "doesn't care for" Allison. Allison now tries to be the better person by talking nice shit on Jen and Ryan but then starts to bring up about how Jen tried to "sabatoge" her boyfriend's game and by calling him "THAT NAME" on national television.

Julie now goes to Ryan and pathetically reveals to Ryan how Adam did mouth to Natalie during her eviction that he voted for her to stay and then showed Adam how Joshuah pathetically faked cry to Adam before his eviction. And that's it. Nothing for Amanda, Alex, Jacob, Chelsia, James, Sharon, Joshuah, Sheila or Parker. PATHETIC! Why even have a reunion if you don't plan on addressing everyone who showed the fuck up!

Now comes the BULLSHIT last stunt from Allison Grodner and how she WILL MAKE SURE HER DREAM MAN JAMES wins something in this fucking season. Last year they didn't do this because Grodner got her final 2 that she wanted and the year before she wanted fans to make sure Janelle got some money and so since James didn't make it the final 2 this year this BITCH made sure that "America voted" for their "favorite jury member" to be awarded 25,000 fucking dollars.

It seems the actual live voting on CBS.com was crashing, the voting button didn't work properly and the page froze far too many times than it should. Later it is revealed that Sheila came in 2nd in the vote and James won the 25,000 dollars, apparently given by Allison Grodner, I'm assuming from her manly wallet, to make sure James walks away with something. James was excited as fuck to waste this money away, I'm sure of it.

As the live reveal of the votes start we can see Janelle's friends excitedly grab her thigh that the REVEAL of the winner is about to begin. Janelle is estatic as fuck to see who wins. Now comes the votes.

Matt votes for Adam. Matt's bitch Natalie votes for Adam. Joshuah votes for Ryan. Sharon votes for Adam. The facial reaction on Adam is apparent that even he knows he won because James and Sheila's votes have yet to be revealed and he knows RIGHT THEN AND THERE that he fucking won.

Sheila's vote is next and she voted for Adam to win. That's it, all it takes is four votes and Adam wins. It's funny how Sheila's vote was just pulled at the right time to reveal Adam was the winner, a gentle stab from Allison Grodner that her "couple twist" was the greatest idea in the world and how it WORKED because of Sheila's vote that Adam won. But then we find out that James and Chelsia also voted for Adam to win. Ryan only got one damn vote. Pathetic but Adam is most deserving.

And then it gets strange. Adam comes out of the house with Ryan and for some ODD REASON Jacob comes running up the walkway to jump into Adam's arms and hugs him, Adam lifting Jacob entirely off the ground. Um.. what? Then Alex soon follows down the walkway and the rest follow giving the cameras no real shot of Adam being congratulated by his houseguests. He's buried in bad editing and no crowd direction.

At one point Sheila and James hug the shit out of Adam and then Adam's hunky brother hugs him hard right after. Awwwww! Then after the commerical break we get Julie standing with both winners and Jen. She tells Adam to do some "good" with the money and Adam announces like an idiot that he's going to give the Autism foundation 100,000 dollars unaware that he's been fired from his job and they want nothing to do with him... but they do want his money, I'm sure of it.

At this point is when they actually revealed America's Favorite Fucking Douche Bag Jury Member and Adam is quick to point out James is the winner. When Julie Chen announced that Sheila came in 2nd we hear a few "ahhh's" in the audience but then she pulls out the "winner" from the sealed envelope and Adam sees the name first shouting "YES" looking in James' way.

Here's where it gets funny. James throws his arms up in the arm in celebration as Chelsia tries to hug him but HE'S NOT HAVING IT and moves away from her to hug Adam. Julie smiles and tells them to settle down as she finishes her job announcing season 10 starts on July 13th. As the end credits roll Adam rushes to this family in the audience hugging his hunky brother again and his mom. He goes back into the houseguest crowd as Amanda works her way to Adam's brother to give him a hug. Joshuah waddles around as everyone else hugs and finally he gets a hug from Ryan. Awww! Joshuah also gets a kiss on the cheek by Sharon.

Also in the mix Amanda hugs Sharon and Sharon SCREAMS HER HEAD OFF as she twists Amanda around. What the fuck is up with that? Sheila gets her hug from Alex twice back to back and she nearly looses her balance at one point. Forget bitch he wants someone his own age aka Daniele, not you. Dick doesn't want you either, he wants Janelle who wants nothing to do with his old 80 year old lookin ass.

One scary hug in the mix of houseguests comes from Allison forcing a hug on Jen. I'm sure Allison made some scary fucking comment to Jen about Ryan... or maybe she really has turned over a new unbitter leaf in their fucked up friendship or lack thereof. And that's it! Big Brother 9 is officialy over!

Oh SNAP! Big Brother 9's website states in the right hand corner "We'll be back in July with season 10 of Big Brother. Be prepared for all new twists and turns and even more bells and whistles on the website!" Ahhhhhh SHIT, more "twists" and now apparently there will be "turns" as well! Oh my!

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Big Brother 9 | CBS2's Interview Revelations! James Is Bisexual! Joshuah Calls His Houseguests Losers! Jen Says Big Brother Set Her Up With Racist Comment! Blow Jobs! Gay Porn!

In the finale interviews with cbs2.com Allison now reveals she's suddenly "good friends" with Amanda! What? We all thought Allison dropped off the face of the reality planet. Over in Sheila's somewhat boring as fuck interview we see in the background Parker playfully say hello to Natalie who gives him a big hug. Jacob, who was just talking to Natalie, walks over to Sharon, who's standing by herself, and gives her a big hug. No fighting between them at the moment it seems.

Holy shit Sheila's interview is sooo forgetable but the background action seems to be more interesting. Dick, last year's winner, is walking around the backyard now talking to Jacob and Sharon. The one shocking thing we find out from Sheila's interview is why her son wasn't there, he was at that concert, Coachella, having fun with this friends rather than seeing his FUCKING MOTHER after 3 months of being away from her.

I mean yeah he could have seen her everyday on the feeds or through the shows but I don't know, I'm a mama's boy and I would have been there to see her in person to give her a hug, tell her how much I love her and how great she did. Wow... just wow. Fucking didn't even show the fuck up. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

In Parker's interview he "doesn't have anything to say about Sheila" and is apparently angry with her for talking smack about him after he left the game, something about it being personal the way she and others did it. Whatever, the whole game is meant for thick skinned people, not people who give a fuck what others think about them.

Ahh shit, during Amanda's interview she wants to confront and "challenge" Joshuah and Chelsia on who can "raise more money for suicide prevention" charities. I don't expect either of them to take Amanda up on that offer.

Now comes James' interview. Here he says his gay porn past has nothing to do with the game and is aware the houseguests still have no idea about his gay porn past but that he's admitted in the house that he's "bisexual" and had sex with "dudes". He goes on to say he was also aware that once he got on the show that his porn past would come out and how he did not want to bring it up in the house because people would be "homophobic" but I have to disagree. It would make more sense to bring it up in the house to expose homophobia, that is if you REALLY cared about it but really all James cared about was winning the grand prize and it's obvious he was afraid his gay porn past would hinder him from winnning.

Alex now reveals in his interview that he WAS bitter at the "writers and producers of CBS and Big Brother" for "wasting" America's time and his by taking away his chance at going back into the house with that James twist. He is now over it and wants to participate in All Stars 2 if the show is made. He also is happy that Big Brother even gave him the chance to return to the game, something most houseguests don't even get in the year's past.

As for Joshuah Alex says "he is what he is" as the gay interviewer reveals that Joshuah had some not so nice things to say about Alex. He then goes on to say if he was in the jury that he would have voted for Adam and since he watched the live feeds he thinks Ryan is maybe "jealous" about him and not sure why he talked so much smack about him on the live feeds. He also says he wouldn't kiss Joshuah, "nothing against you, I'm not gay but uh..."

Jen's interview reveals that she was surprised by the final jury vote. She also talks about the "racist" comment and how she "used the wrong word" and how Ryan supposely said "he's fine with it". Jen now claims that "you never saw the words come out of my mouth" and how Big Brother put that in there on purpose to create drama. Umm... NO, you said it.

Joshuah finally talks and reveals some good tidbits. He talks about his boyfriend and how he DID NOT tell the producers about him. He says he was "casting" since November, 2 months before he met Chase. Neil is brought up and Joshuah still wonders if he and Neil would have created a relationship with him had he stayed in the house longer. Joshuah also talks about attempting to "clear my scandals" to his boyfriend, his family and his "boss".

Joshuah does NOT apologize for what he's said on the show and how people shouldn't say things in the house to be used against you. Joshuah continues to BELIEVE he can make YOU cry in public if you try to cross him in public. GIVE ME A BREAK. He continues to attack Natalie as "white trash" and what she wears in the show.

Joshuah then says "I don't care about any of these people. All I care about is getting home and getting away from all these losers", that would include Sharon. Joshuah also continues to go on about how he's "handsome" and "attractive". Um.. no you're not.

In Sharon's very bitter interview she says we can "say whatever they want" about her boring game play because it DID get her to final four. Sharon then goes on to say she isn't surprised she made it the final four because she purposely played an "under the radar" game. She knew she was a big deal being first out and then when brought back in she knew her alliance with James, Chelsia and Joshuah that she would definitely be fourth person out and she was, like I predicted myself. She also says when she found out that Jacob was in the house she "almost hit the panic button" to leave the game.

Matt's interview reveals that he has one regret and that was the POV on the week left and how he threw it when he shouldn't have. He also says Natalie wrote him a 6 page letter, front and back, about how she feels about him and how he wishes he had it here to "show it off". He also says Natalie is NOT the girl for him but she will always be a friend to him.

Matt then suggest all the women in the house "hate me" and he turns around to get confirmation from Allison, Amanda, Jen and Natalie that they do. Now the blow jobs are brought up and how Natalie is STILL denying they happened. Matt wants to call her over to confront her but then jokes saying "I didn't even have to kiss the girl" to get her to give him a blow job! He then goes on to compare Natalie giving him blow jobs as to something "in jail" and how "she was just there". WOW.

Next Matt admits that if Natalie ever comes to Boston that he'll "hook up with her". Matt also wanted to be paired up with Jen at the beginning of the game.

Allison Grodner, Big Brother executive producer, talks in her interview about how Big Brother isn't scripted and Allison LIES about how she thought Jen and Allison would have won the game when that's just complete bullshit. Every year this woman is in charge of Big Brother it becomes more and more obvious how the show is fixed and favored for certain players to win and she keeps having to address "rumors" that the show is fixed and continues to claim it isn't... WHEN IT IS. I mean if Natalie, Adam and Ryan can figure it the fuck out from INSIDE the house then it's THAT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS! Shut the hell up about how this is NOT fixed bitch! Love ya though bitch!

Now Allison PROMISES that this summer edition will indeed have another TWIST so for those hating on the Allison Grodner twists, we've got another coming. She also claims "you'll love it". Well it better have something to do with INTRUDERS and NEW people coming into the game at a certain week point messing up all alliances and game plans.

Chelsia gets her interview finally and says about her "romance" with James... "um, yeah. We'll see about that". She takes the Joshuah stance about Natalie saying how she shouldn't "air your dirty laundry on national tv if you don't want me to use it against you". Chelsia rolls her eyes about Natalie's abortions again. Chelsia goes on to say the reason she voted for Adam was because of Ryan's weak answers during the Jury Questioning. Oh Ryan... be a MAN and talk back to the bitch, she loves being treated like shit.

In Ryan's boring ass interview he talks about how he and Jen are good, not getting married just yet and how he will only be friends with "ten percent" of the houseguests and then names Parker as one of the people he DOES NOT want to be friends with outside this game... hmmm... a black guy Ryan doesn't want to be friends with. Interesting.

In Adam's happy interview the winner of Big Brother 9 continues to talk about how James is a "good person" and James walks by offering Adam a smoke but Adam says his mother brought him a carton of smokes already. Awww, a mother helping her child DIE slowly, how sweet! Adam also reveals that in high school he was skinny, had braces and had no friends and now he's the winner of Big Brother 9. What a comeback kid!

In the interview Adam is now FULLY AWARE that he's been fired and that Big Brother showed him using the word "retard" to describe the kids he works for. He even says he works in the business side of things for his foundation and doesn't actually work with the kids.

Oh great, Dick, Big Brother 8 winner, breaks into the interview to talk about how Adam needs subtitles to understand what he's saying. Dick, we have a NEW WINNER, step the fuck back and let Adam have the fucking limelight! STEP THE FUCK BACK, LEAVE US ALL ALONE!

And finally Natalie is interviewed by CBS.com.

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April 25, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Adam & Ryan Jury Questions Reaction

Ryan and Adam discuss the jury votes that happened sometime at the start of midnight of April 25th. When the feeds came back 3 hours later here's what went down.

Adam says that James, Matt, Chelsia and even Natalie were all "level headed". The other 3 were apparently "psychopaths" aka Sheila, Joshuah and Sharon. It seems "Hoops" came out and went off on Ryan about his actions in the game.

It seems Ryan thinks "we should have been cool" with James, Matt and Natalie and "been assholes" to everyone else. Adam then says that Sheila made some "gay references" about them as did others on the jury. Adam is PISSED AWF at Joshuah and the others for talking over each other to make fun of them, mostly him. It seems the jury is more made at Adam, even Sheila.

Ryan says he was "close to snapping" on only Sheila. Adam was getting angry during the jury questions. Adam brings up how him "throwing comps" was an issue with the Jury house on Adam's gameplay. Adam says Chelsia that she was pissed off but wasn't mean about it and how he respects her now after that question.

Ohhh during the 3 hours of trivia on the screen there was an audio leak and apparently Sheila was GOING AWF on Adam and Ryan, not sure why exactly. Hopefully there will be video of this leak soon.

Also Joshuah made some comment about Ryan eating everything in the house and how he will eat the guinea pigs... WHAT? Adam now says "Sheila had a fair fucking shake" and how she is very bitter and how "she really expected me to carry her to the fucking end of the game".

Ryan says Sheila claimed to "do alot" to get Adam to the end of the game. Adam is PISSED AWF how Sheila is claiming she helped Adam get to final 2. Adam now says "I SAVED US" from the first 3 weeks of eviction. Now he says "fucking CUNT". Adam is raising his voice but smiling at the same time as he vents to Ryan. Adam laughs "BITCH, she didn't do SHIT. She helped more people in the house than me. She helped..." he starts naming nearly everyone but him.

Adam now says he will get 50,000 dollars because everyone is mad at him and how "they all think they deserve to be here in final 2 more than us". Adam says during Joshuah's jury question that he went "downhill". Adam then jumps on "Hoops" aka Sharon going AWF on him and telling her "get the fuck out of here" but not to her face but afterwards to Ryan.

Ryan is mostly calm becuase it seems the jury was in favor of Ryan. Adam keeps going AWF now about Joshuah and how he was "personal" with his jury questions. Adam wants GOD to give Joshuah "cancer" and "die". Adam now bets how Joshuah the "pussy" will be shaking when they see each other later and how Joshuah won't say anything to his face.

Joshuah apparently made some comments for everyone in the jury to "look at that, look at his face". Adam now says Matt went after him about "blowing it all" with buying expensive stuff and giving $100,000 dollars.

Now Ryan is pissed that Big Brother does this jury thing. GIVE ME A BREAK ASSHOLE. Ryan didn't want to explain himself and hated the jury experience. Now it seems Natalie had asked them about her eviction and how Adam and Ryan made comments about how "we honored the HOH" that week by implying it was all Sheila who wanted you out and not them.

Adam now says "the morons fucking won right? we're here niggas" and "why are they such haters man, just jealous".

Now Adam is back to ragging on Sheila and her jury questions. Ryan is pissed "we had to bite our tongues" and how Sheila was also pissed that Ryan didn't take her to the final 2 over Adam. Adam says "she's fucked up that bitch" and how Sheila said "four times like how she was on a roll" telling them they "both suck".

And soon after they both go to sleep. It looks like how I predicted here... Ryan could win, especially now with Sheila angry as fuck to Adam and his gameplay. Wow... imagine, the most clueless player to ever play who had to learn how to play as he went may just win the whole fucking game. Literally anyone can fucking win Big Brother now. ANYONE!

Oh wait, Ryan is still up now and asks Adam if he thinks they show the Julie Chen Q&A portions of the live shows to the jury members. Adam gets the rule book and reads how they do show any "group action" to the jury house which could mean Julie Chen's Q&A portions of the live shows. Adam, who is finding it hard to sleep, just full of angry energy.

Now it seems Sheila told Natalie during the jury questioning that Adam had "no intention" to going into buisness with him which Adam calls a fucking "lie". Ryan then throws it in Adam's face how Adam said he plans on donating $100,000 dollars to the Autisum foundation.

Now they both agree that Sheila is "by far the most fucked up" and Adam says "they all hate me". He even believes he won't get Sheila's jury vote while Ryan thinks Adam will still get it. Now it is revealed that Chelisa was hating on Ryan and Adam feels he got "back at her pretty good" and "fuck that bitch dude".

Chelsia is no longer the sweetheart she was minutes ago. They both rag on her sleeping with James after only knowing him for about a "month". It seems she also made sexual comments to them about them fucking each other, not sure. Adam now HATES Joshuah and how he could hear Joshuah talking shit in the "background" during other jury member's questions. Adam though laughs about it all.

Adam calls the jury member having their "last power trip". Adam also says he wanted to "rip into Sheila so bad". Adam now says "I'd go back to alcohol if I was with that bitch too" which is a stab at Sheila's ex husband/boyfriend. Now they go back to bed again.

Oh wait, Ryan's NOT DONE YET! He just said out of nowhere "DUDE FUCK THEM PEOPLE, SERIOUSLY FUCK 'EM PEOPLE!" Adam laughs as Ryan continues to vent about how they should only hang out with Natalie, Matt and James after the show. He even says that if he doesn't get Sharon's jury vote that when they go to that "red carpet movie premiere" they won in the luxury comp that he will "be a fucking dick to her dude and how she's the most boring bitch in the fucking world, how she's the last person he'd want to be here with and for her to not even talk to me".

Adam laughs about how Sharon "was making stuff up dude". Both agree that Sharon, Joshuah, Sheila and Chelsia can "suck it" and how only Natalie, Matt and James can hang with them. Adam calls Chelsia "white fucking trash" along with Ryan and laughs about how she tried to talk "intelligent" in the jury questions.

"Dude fuck Hoops" says Adam and Ryan. "That bitch, is that all you got? Fucking Hoops?" and how "she ain't got shit on me dude". Adam says Matt is "the man" and how all Matt cares about is "the money dude" and how they are going to spend it. They both laugh about how Matt is trying to see who's going to "hook him up".

Now Adam points out that nearly everyone "asked me first" their questions. And back to bed now.

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April 23, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Bromance Makes The Final 2

Finally Sheila left right after Sharon. I still believe the way Natalie left was down right uncalled for but again this game isn't meant to be played fair or "nice" but at least Karma is still working. Sharon got evicted after Natalie and now Sheila soon followed, that's what you get for messing with GOD's reformed stripper turned "good person" in training. Now if only Ryan can pull of a finale win thus making Adam the third victim in Natalie's fucked up demise slash Karma revenge.

Oh now don't take what I write here so seriously. It's a game, I know. The vindictive tramp in me wanted Sharon, Sheila and Adam to pay for what they did to Ryan. Ryan wanted Natalie to stay but it was Adam's final pitch to make the votes go split that sold Ryan to go against Natalie. One of these douche bags from this season has to win and if Natalie or James can't win, it might as well be the person they all last expected to win, Ryan.

Let's predict the Jury Votes.

Adam's Jury votes: James because Adam gave him a shot at staying off the block the week he went home. Sharon because Ryan allowed her to be evicted. Sheila because she does what she's told by Adam.

Ryan Jury votes: Natalie because Ryan evicted Sheila who evicted her. Joshuah because Ryan was good to him in the game. Matt because Ryan saved Matt from being backdoored.

Now who's the deciding vote? Fucking Chelsia. Who will vote for Ryan to win because Adam continues to remain "spineless" in the game, according to her.

Ryan wins by one vote! Then Ryan dumps Jen at the wrap party for calling him a "racist" on national television. Awww, now time for Ryan to get sexual with all the other "muscled bears" in Los Angeles!

Tune in Sunday April 27th for the LIVE FINALE!

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April 12, 2008

GuyTVBlog.com Is D.U.N. Done With Big Brother 9 Updates!

That's it! I am D.U.N Done! I can not take this season anymore! It has become so untolerable that even I, shocking as it may be, am finally tired of this year's rancid bullshit. Yes I understand it's a "game" but previous seasons have not been as bad as this year has.

I can't even pick one solid reason as to why I'm ending my live feed updates. One reason is partly because of the way Sharon is MASTER MIND manipulating "Team Christ" to turn on one of their own, Natalie, who Adam now calls "Judas" in the house. Yes Natalie has talked about backstabbing her own alliance members but she has yet to actually do anything. She's been loyal to her clan until they are final four and James' cult following alliance is done with. After Sharon was to go this week they all were going to do the same thing, turn on each other, it was even expected by all four memebers, Adam, Sheila, Ryan and Natalie.

Except now Sharon is making sure Natalie is leaving this week and Natlie is Sharon's biggest threat in the game. With just simple words Sharon has gotten Adam ready to go AWF on Natalie for even thinking about turning on him when he's talked about turning on her on more than one occasion with both Ryan and Sheila. Adam is now calling Natalie a "cunt" behind her back and how he wants to yell at her at the top of his lungs for her to "stay in her room all day" because he doesn't even want to look at her.

Last night Sheila was laughing at Natalie through the spy screen in the HOH room, thanks to Sharon's words of hatred that Natalie laughs at Sheila behind her back, which the ENTIRE house has done except Sharon has made sure that Sheila only hate Natalie for laughing behind her back.

Don't even get me started on this week's HOH. This fucking room that Sheila is enjoying was GIVEN to her by Natalie so Sheila could have a great birthday week and get to see her son in pictures. Sheila talks about how she would have still won this on her own, how during the actual HOH endurnace comp that she didn't want anyone to throw it to her yet begged over and over for Ryan and Natalie to throw it to her. And now Sharon is using Sheila's HOH as her own to take out Natalie.

Yes Natalie has been a bit "evil" at times but it's only talk. She hasn't done anything to warrent this kind of house hate on her and had she won HOH this week she would have made sure Sharon went home instead of anyone else in her alliance. There has NEVER been talk about Natalie wanting to keep Sharon over someone else and if there was talk it was only to Sharon to bait her to give Natalie information. Except this plan of Natalie's has backfired on her big time.

Ryan is also calling Natalie a "fucking bitch" in the house and behind her back. Again, the girl hasn't even done anything to anyone. She didn't do what Adam did and put her teammates at risk of going home. One last time, NATALIE HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING.

And don't get me started on douche bag Ryan. This chunky sexy shit hole has had secret alliances with Natalie, Joshuah and now Sharon. IDIOT Adam has a secret final 2 deal with Sheila, Ryan and also Natalie. USED TAMPON Sheila now has a secret final deal with Adam and Sharon now. Yet Natalie is the "Judas" of the bunch. Um... okay. WHATEVER!

Yes Natalie is gulity of some rancid bullshit but let's be real about it, everyone in that house and every other Big Brother house is guilty of the same crimes "Judas" Natalie is being accussed of. It's beyond me how this is unfolding in the house. And don't even get me started on Allison Grodner, who is getting pleasure out of all this because her beloved James was targeted by Natalie and taken out by her alliance, is now making Natalie the show's "villian" through her pathetic show edits on the CBS shows.

This past week's televised episode showed one BULLSHIT scene where James was getting up from the backyard couch talking about him wanting to rip Natalie a "new one" while Adam and Ryan were on the couch. The show then edited the backyard scene to look as if James was in the backyard playing pool when Natalie went on a rant to Adam about how he shouldn't encouage James being mean to her and how she'd target him if he continued to do so... but James wasn't even outside when that rant took place. He was called to the Diary Room and there he wanted to rip Natalie a new one in the DR. It's that type of editing bullshit that drove me up the wall. But then again that's how most reality shows are edited, I just expect more from Big Brother, fuck if I know why.

And then there was that TV spot during this week's Survivor about Natalie's "lies" are "EXPOSED". Even CBS' Big Brother 9 has a not so flattering image of Natalie holding a knife with this bug eyed look on the show's front page. Stomach turning pathetic bullshit by Allison Grodner. I suspect Grodner is upset with Natalie because Natalie was onto the show favoring James to win it and how she wanted to walk off if they continued fucking with the game.

My last thoughts on this season is that if Sharon can continue to turn the house hate against Natalie and finally get what she wants out of it, that being Natalie's early eviction, then Adam, Ryan and Sheila are all a bunch of idiotic shit heads. Natalie should be dragged to the end if anyone wants a solid win at the grand prize, the fucking jury hates the girl. Send Sharon to jury this week and Sharon is yet another vote for Natalie not to win the show.

But with Natalie possibly being gone this week Sharon will next target Adam with Ryan on her side. With Sheila not being able to play HOH Sharon and Ryan have a 75% chance of winning HOH and getting their way of taking out Adam, Sharon's 2nd biggest threat at this stage of the game. With Adam out by next week Sharon now has 2 people wanting to take her to the final 2, Ryan and Sheila. Each have a secret alliance with her and neither knows about the other's deal. Both IDIOTS will LOSE against Sharon in the final jury vote.

Here's why. If Sharon continues to make IDIOT Ryan, IDIOT Adam and IDIOT Sheila into believing that lying to Natalie is the answer to getting her out, that toying with her until Wednesday's eviction is the right thing to do, making Natalie truely believe her team is voting to keep her, well then EXPECT Natalie to NOT vote for those who betrayed her and lied to her. I mean just fucking tell her she's leaving, be straight up with her, they are CHOOSING to be mean and dirty handed about it, all thanks to Sharon's ideas of manipulation.

With Sharon already having James, Chelsia and Joshauh in the jury house voting for her to win, all Sharon needs now is Natalie's vote to win. Simple as that. Four SOLID votes to win. Sharon also continues to lie to the houseguests left in the game about how she can't win the game and how they should all take HER to the end to win against her. BITCH PLEASE. I see right through your rancid bullshit.

I... I.... just still can't believe this out of control HATE for Natalie by the houseguests who are being spoon fed half truths and half lies by Sharon herself. I can understand fans of the show hating on Natalie but the people in the house really have NO reason to hate Natalie. She hasn't done anything to Sheila, Adam or Ryan and have been with them to the end. Natalie wanted all four of them as the final four. Nothing more that that. Now had Sharon won POV this week then they would have had to turn on each other a week early but with Sharon not having POV this week it just doesn't make sense to turn on Natalie.

The way the game has played out from the beginning is just mind blowing sickening, for me at least. Sharon now deserves to win once these idiots take out Natalie in such a cruel way. I'm not the biggest Natalie fan but I still think this hatred for her is really not warranted.

I mean I CAN NOT even turn on the feeds to watch these people anymore. GuyTVBlog.com is DONE with the live feed coverage of this season. For those thousands of you readers who enjoy these updates and check back daily for updates... I apologize. I just can't take it anymore. Believe me, I know many, many fans of Big Brother have also given up on this season. No one wants to deal with it anymore.

I'm D.O.R.ing!!! I believe that's the term the housguests use when they want to walk off the show on their own accord without being voted out or taken out by the show. D.O.R. BITCH!

I'm out!

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April 11, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 10 Feat. Sheila's Reign Of Terror

Day 63, Part 2: The live show has come and gone. James has FINALLY been evicted again by a 3 to 0 vote. Next is the HOH endurance comp and Sharon is the first out in just a few minutes. Then after 3 hours of being in these raised glass boxes Sheila wins against Natalie and Ryan.

But here's what REALLY happened. Adam and Sharon were inside while some deal making went out outside. I can't remember if Natalie or Ryan started the deal process but it started. Both did not want to be on the block and wanted Sheila to promise them that they were not going up. That Adam and Sharon should be on the block with Sharon going home and Adam being the pawn. Sheila agrees to this.

They also planned it out that if Sharon wins POV that whoever goes up is safe and that Adam is evicted over Natalie or Ryan on the block. WHAT? Will Sheila actually do this? I doubt it. But she did hate Adam for putting her on the block last week.

Once everyone is inside- oh wait, Sheila broke one of her front teeth on her fall down to the mat. Anyways, once all are back inside the whispers starts. Ryan takes Adam to the boat room to tell him that Sheila promised to put up Sharon on the block and that Adam "might" be the pawn. Ryan then promises Adam that if he wins POV that he'll pull Adam down and Natalie goes up. Then they have the votes to get rid of Sharon.

When they leave the boat room Adam is getting PISSED AWF at the very idea that he's going on the block and he says he'll go AWF on Sheila if she does. Then Natalie runs into the them and tells that the deal was for Sharon to go up and that Adam will be the pawn and Adam again says he'll go AWF on Sheila if she does it.

Natalie tells Adam to not "go the fuck off" on Sheila and how "me and Ryan will vote to keep you in and send Sharon home". Natalie then brings up how "we three" can control this game and how Sheila can't play HOH next week and goes home next week. They all agree to final 3.

Minutes later Sharon pulls Natalie into the storage room and starts whispering so low that I can't make it out. Something about Adam and what James had said. Then Sharon gets called into the Diary Room and Sheila and Natalie talk next. Natalie makes sure the deal is still going through and Sheila says she is still putting up Sharon and Adam and how Adam "just has to deal with being the block" like she had to last week.

Later Sharon is in the diary room while the HOLY alliance is eating and talking in the kitchen. Adam tells both Ryan and Natalie that it was "good" of them to give Sheila the HOH. Sheila again says "thank you guys" and Adam says he will finally put a face to her son's name.

Minutes later Natalie starts telling Sheila what Sharon told her in the storage room. That when James, Adam and Sheila were in the HOH room the other day that James said Adam said that he should have put Natalie up instead of James. Sheila is shocked because this is true and it was said but I don't remember by who.

Then Natalie tells Sheila that Sharon told her that Sheila and Adam are together to the end and Sheila says that's not true, which it is. Both agree that Sharon is now trying to start shit with the HOLY alliance like James was last week. Natalie brings up how Team Christ is the final four now. I can't tell what Sheila really wants to do until she talks with Adam later tonight.

Now Ryan and Adam come over and Natalie is again talking about Team Christ being final four. This prompts a group hug and everyone is just happy. Sharon is still in the Diary Room. Now Sheila tells Adam "you have to win POV". Adam looks down asking "why do I have to go up". Sheila is smiling as she tells him that Sharon won't win and how Adam will stay over Sharon.

Now Adam tells them that "we made it this far" as a team and Natalie says "stick to the plan". Then Sheila says she doesn't want to break a tie but if she has to then she will. Adam now tells Sheila that he's fine with going on the block but "if you guys fucking vote me over that girl that would be straight RAW". Sheila says "no one is going to do that".

Sharon comes back from the Diary Room and talk centers around the smaller table that will come next week with the final four.

Later while Sheila is in the Diary Room Natalie lays out in the living room talking to her boys with Sharon nearby. Here Natalie REVEALS that had she and Matt won the "power couple" in the first week that they talked about getting rid of James & Chelsia. Ryan was shocked and happy to hear that. Natalie then tells Sharon how she feels this "home" is "happy now" and how all the negative is out of there. Sharon says nothing thinking Natalie is a straight up bitch.

Later Sharon runs to the bathroom to talk to Ryan about how Ryan isn't going on the block, how if she wins POV that they both stay in the house. Sharon says if she wins POV that they both have to campaign for Natalie to go up next to Adam so that she and Ryan can vote out Natalie. Now if Ryan wins POV that he uses it to pull Adam off, Natalie is forced to go up and how the house works to get rid of Natalie over Sharon... um... We'll see if that happens bitch.

Sharon then says once Natalie is gone that Adam wins HOH, puts up me and Sheila and then you, Ryan, vote out Sheila. Now it's Sharon and Ryan versua Adam in final 3. Now if Sharon stays on the block against Adam then Sharon and Ryan have to campaign to Natalie to keep her over Adam. How Sharon has started planting seeds to Natalie how Adam is after her and how Adam wants her out. But little does Sharon know that Natalie doesn't believe it.

Later Sheila gets her HOH room and everyone enjoys it. Ryan is the first to head downstairs to shower while Diary Room calls Natalie away next. Sheila is left in the HOH with Adam and Sharon. Sharon is the FIRST to bring up Natalie and how Sharon WOULD have given HOH up to Sheila and how Natalie wasn't... BUT SHE DID.

With Adam in the HOH room one can tell Sharon is waiting to talk about certain things while not in front of Adam. Sharon now talks about how she was pushing Natalie to give up this HOH and Sheila tells Sharon in front of Adam how both of you are going up, "I have to do it". Adam says he's not mad about it. Sheila then says "whoever wins POV" can change this situation.

Now Sharon starts the talk of Natalie leaving. Sharon says "everybody wants her gone" and Sheila says you have to be careful on what you tell her. Sharon says the best case scenerio is that Ryan gets POV and pulls Adam down and Natalie has to go up. Now Adam says if the POV is down to him and Ryan that he'll throw it to Ryan.

Now Sheila says if either of you come off with POV that she will say that Ryan used POV on me and he isn't going up and how Natalie is going home. Sharon pushes hard for Natalie to leave. Sheila says that Ryan or Adam has to win and how Sharon has to stay up on the block. Now Sheila again talks about how Natalie will only have at least 2 votes in the jury... so this should put it in Adam's head NOT to vote out Natalie at all this week.

Adam then says he has an excuse to tell Natalie that he told her not to drop or something like that. Adam also says he doesn't want to go up against "that broad" in an endurance comp. Sheila tells Adam that "You and Ryan have the votes against her in the jury". Now Sheila wants Ryan to tell Natalie "what she wants to hear".

Sharon now tells Sheila that Natalie supposely told her something about James telling her that Sheila will have all the votes in the end. Adam then points out that he and Sharon will have James fighting for either of them to win. Sheila tells Sharon that "me and Adam are not working together". Now Sheila talks about she would have still beat Natalie in the HOH comp... sure bitch, whatever makes you sleep better at night.

Adam says again how best case scenerio is for Ryan to win POV. Now will Adam tell Ryan and Natalie all this to make sure Sharon leaves? I hope so. Sharon now wants Sheila to lie to her and to make Natalie feel like she doesn't have to win POV so she won't win it.

Day 64: As midnight comes and goes Ryan comes into the HOH to find out from Sharon that they all talked about getting Natalie out and how Ryan has to win POV for this to work. Ryan is shocked they talked about this. Sharon then tells Ryan that Adam agreed to give you POV to take him off so Natalie goes up.

Then seconds later Natalie comes into the room and the Natalie plotting stops. Minutes later Adam gets called to DR and Sharon goes downstairs to go to sleep. Natalie is now in the HOH room with Sheila and Ryan. Natalie now says she was "acting" and how she had to make it "look real". All three laugh about it but it seems only Natalie believes this deal benefits her when they all supposely want her out.

DAMN IT. Later Adam talks to Sharon in the bathroom and says "She definitely needs to go home" meaning Natalie. Sharon has done what she wanted, turned the entire house against Natalie and she did it by lying and making shit up and yes some of it was true but this bitch also elaborated on alot of it. Natalie fan's only can hope now that Natalie wins POV.

As morning comes and goes talk of getting Natalie out continues. Sheila at one point even considers Natalie the "female version of James" now. Everyone is SCARED of Natalie now but for what reason? The bitch can't win in the end game because everyone in the house hates her... I don't get it. Sharon has manipulated the entire house to better her own agenda and that is getting out Sharon's biggest threats, not Team Christ's biggest threat.

Later Sheila comes out of the Diary Room apparently crying that she has to put up people and end someone's game. Ryan is there to console her when she gets out and she's hardcore wanting Natalie out and wanting Ryan to save Adam. LOL. Ryan now promises Sheila "final 3" with her and Adam. WHAT? Ryan then says Natalie "plays all sides". GIVE ME A BREAK. I can't WAIT for Ryan's game play to be exposed, hopefully.

Minutes later Adam brings up the idea of getting rid of Sharon instead this week, which is how it should be. Sheila still believes Natalie is her biggest threat because Sharon told her so.

Later Sharon is outside trying to get Natalie to target Adam and get him out. She's also trying to get Natalie to think that Sharon "can't win in the end" and how she only has 3 votes. Sharon says "I'm the ultimate pawn and might as well drag me to the end to win against me". WHAT? Sharon is now back to talking about both "boys going home" and Natalie says "if Sheila was smart she'd put up both of those boys". It seems Sharon is yet again setting up Natalie and later running to tell the others... "this is what she said" when Sharon either came up with it herself, agreed with Natalie or just made Natalie believe she's on her side, whatever the case Sharon is setting Natalie up to go.

Minutes later Adam talks to Sheila about him not going on the block. It doesn't seem to be working. I'm thinking Sheila wants to stay true to her word with Natalie and not go against it to get her vote in the end. So Adam IS going up. Sheila tells Adam "don't worry, it'll be okay. I promise you". Natalie comes by and is told by Sheila to tell Adam that "he'll be okay".

Natalie says you'll be okay and "you got my vote". Natalie says "if I don't win my ass is probably going on the block" and Natalie looks over at Sheila. Now Sheila points out that Sharon has been on the block "many times".

Minutes later Natalie talks with Sheila before a lockdown is called. Sheila hugs Natalie and then makes a deal with Natalie that is she wins POV to promise to save Sheila next week with POV if she wins it. Natalie agrees but then talks too much as usual about getting "the boys" out next week.

Then Natalie fights that if Sharon wins POV and she comes off to put up Ryan because Sheila has to know that her and Sharon will "save" Sheila next week while Ryan and Adam won't. Not sure if Sheila is buying this or not. Adam and Ryan comes into the kitchen area where Natalie and Sheila are and they start to talk.

Now Sheila gives a speech that she doesn't want to do this, it's not easy and how she has to do this. Natalie says "we all have to win POV to ensure Sharon stays up there". Sheila is now getting a somewhat angry Adam about him going up against Sharon. Sharon is outside by the way.

Ryan then politely calls out Adam for what he did last week and how he or Natalie could have gone home with the James plan backfiring on them. Sheila says she was "scared" when her and Natalie started getting picked off in last week's POV and how James could have won.

Ryan and Natalie again says James would still have went against his word and gotten out either him or Nat. Adam says he has a right to be mad and understands why he's going up but still doesn't want to go up in a way but knows he has to.

Later Adam and Sheila continue to talk in the HOH about Natalie this and Natalie that. Supposely Adam is ready to go AWF on Natalie with information that isn't all entirely accurate on Natalie but we all know he won't. But then Sheila fucks up. She tells Adam "I want Sharon to win something in this game. I want her to win some of that money". Adam adds that "if it's her time to go then it's her time to go" but Sheila again says how Sharon "has to win something".

Adam... realize that you, Natalie and Ryan have to control this house and plot against Sheila and Sharon. Sheila is only ONE vote in the jury house, fuck her, get rid of her next week and send Sharon this week who's mad at Natalie and will vote on who played the best game, not personal vendettas. HOLY SHIT.

After some chat Sharon comes up to see what's going on. Sharon THE MOLE burrows her way into HOH bed to suddenly get brought into the conversation by an idiot Sheila. Sheila points out how many times Sharon has been the "pawn" now and how because of Sheila Sharon has stayed. Um... DING DING DING FUCKING ADAM, another reason to get rid of Sharon.

Now Sharon again tries to show Adam and Sheila how Natalie got upset at her for throwing religion at her in the HOH but I haven't seen any of this. Natalie's problem is she trusts her alliance TOO MUCH that she thinks she's not seen as a threat.

Adam points out how Natalie is "nervous" and then Sheila brings up how Natalie keeps throwing Adam under the bus and Sharon is just talking a mile a minute. Sharon tells them how Natalie is trying to "manipulate" everyone when in fact Sharon is manipulating the HOLY alliance. Sheila now tells Sharon and Adam that Natalie was "acting" up in the HOH endurance comp. WHAT BITCH? So Sheila can act in the game but Natalie can't.

Natalie calls them down with some Goonies reference that dinner is ready. Sharon tells her they will be down in a second but then Sharon says that they are on lockdown and that "there are alot of people outside" and how something big is happening. Sharon thinks the POV is "mental" and how it's all about the people in this house. BITCH IT'S MORPH... i think. I hope.

Day 65: As midnight approaches to Day 65 the houseguests are stressing over the POV that is about to happen at 12:00am. Adam was sleeping in the pink room but got up and is pacing back and forth on how if he doesn't win this POV he is under the impression that he's going home. Sheila is upstairs now thinking, earlier she was studying the memory wall while others were in the living room hearing Natalie's stories.

Sharon is now in her bed talking with Natalie as Adam and Ryan talk in the pink room. Adam's anger towards Natalie is crazy and uncalled for, calling her a bitch behind her back and even worse, a "cunt". Really Adam? Everyone is scared that Natalie will win it. No one has brought up that it could be Morph POV. Now we'll just have to wait and see who wins. If Natalie doesn't win she's going home. If she wins Sharon goes home.

OHHH SHIT! ADAM WINS POV! Natalie's only means for potential survival is gone! She gave up HOH and lost POV. It seems Sharon came in a close second. Ryan says he got 6 minutes. Sharon goes up to the HOH to "look for her lip gloss". Ryan calls Sharon out on going upstairs to talk.

Now Adam talks about how he and Ryan should come to a tie to let Sheila get the blood on her hands. Now all three mock Sharon talking with Sheila upstairs. Natalie also tries to get them to promise to keep her and Adam won't say anthing, actually either won't. But they both tell her they are "kidding with her" and how they "love" Natalie. Natalie pleads to stick around next week as a "family" with them to see the "mini table" aka the smaller living room table.

Natalie then says in front of them how she knows Ryan is going up and how she won't go to Sheila to tell her to put up Ryan... when she did. Natalie trashes Sharon about her being the only one that campaigns and how Natalie will need her "boys" to keep her over Sharon. Adam gets called to the Diary Room. Ryan now heads upstairs to stop the talk in fear that the women may still be working together and how he is going up.

Ryan walks in the HOH to "break it up", what he told Natalie he was going to do. But then Ryan is quick to turn on Natalie again as Sheila and Sharon push for Natalie hate and how Natalie was the ONLY woman in this house that wants the "boys" out. Ryan now tells them how Natalie is fake crying to them about keeping her and how Sharon will campaign and be a "mole". Ryan is hating on Natalie just because of what both bitches in the HOH room say.

Poor poor Natalie. Sheila says Natalie and her did the "worst" in the POV comp. Now Sheila wonders what Natalie is doing and they check the spy screen to see Natalie looking at the memory wall. Sheila and Sharon laugh at her uncontrollably. Ryan now tells Sheila how Natalie wants to target Sharon this week and Sheila next week and how Natalie wants "final 3" with him and Adam.

Now Natalie breaks up the game talk and Sharon heads downstairs. Natalie says she's okay to go up on the block and how she wants to stick around with "Team Christ" another week. Both Ryan and Sheila STRAIGHT UP lie to Natalie how they are keeping her. LIARS! But I guess the game has to get dirty at some point.

About two minutes later both Ryan and Natalie head downstairs to go to bed leaving Sheila alone. As of today Natalie is D.U.N. Done!

Later Adam is out of the Diary Room and tells Ryan that after he got paired up with Sheila he wanted to DOR and leave and now he's final four, he's shocked and amazed. He also calls Sheila a "bitch" and how Sharon leaving this week would be "okay". OH REALLY! Time for flip flopping all week long. Back and forth. I expect the boys to talk to Natalie about all the shit that is being said and just hear her side of the story.

Now Adam says about Natalie being voted out "we gotta do it" and Ryan tells Adam how Natalie wants Sheila out next week. IS THAT SO FUCKING BAD?

I'm done with updates. I apologize for stopping so close to the end. Read Saturday's blog entry to find out why I've stopped.

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April 9, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 9 Featuring James' LAST LIFE!!!

Day 60, Part 2: Morning has come and gone and we have yet another Diary Room attempted manipulation of Ryan on them wanting Ryan NOT to use the POV to save their holy child James. Ryan doesn't fall for it and POV ceremony comes and goes annnnddd Adam puts James up as Sheila is taken down! YEAH!

So what's next? James starting to act like an immature brat towards Natalie. Ryan won POV, took off Sheila to make sure James goes up, Adam puts James on the block and James doesn't go after either of the men BUT he goes after Natalie for lying to him in the game about wanting to work with him. ANYONE CAN LIE IN THIS FUCKING GAME and now he wants to attack Natalie for doing just that when he's done it the entire game.

And now it starts. James, Sharon and Sheila are outside eating. Adam walks outside with Natalie and James starts to ask Natalie a question about her weight and Natalie just isn't having it. She starts to go AWF on James in a somewhat calm manner about how she expected James to go out like Chelsia and for him to stop "mocking" her and that she's not going to have it at all. James tries to be intelligent about his remarks but Natalie sees right through it.

Minutes later Ryan and Adam talk Natalie up about ignoring him and to just watch and wait for James to attack her the next few days and then WATCH him start apologizing for his words and his actions for her vote. They remind Natalie that we are voting and he has to be nice to Natalie and Sheila to even get a vote... whatever that means.

Later Natalie comes outside and thinks Sheila has been laughing at her. Sheila says she isn't and starts to direct her comments at James for being a "shit starter" and to "stop". Sheila gets up to go talk to Natalie while James mocks the girls conversations with Ryan and Adam. Now Ryan tells James that Natalie said James is a "liar" about James pretty much finds out that Natalie is saying "he's mad because he's leaving" and James tries to make it look as if he is HAPPY to leave.

Minutes later James gets called to the Diary Room and wants to rip a new one on that "bitch" aka Natalie in the Diary Room. He enters the house while Ryan says James will give her shit all week. Now Natalie tries to yell from the other side of the yard that she wants her boys to stand up for her becuase she's been through enough shit.

Natalie sort of threatens Adam but not really. Ryan tells Adam "dude, she just threatened you, that's not cool". Ryan then tells Adam that he doesn't trust Natalie and how she probably was trying to work with James... little does Adam know that Ryan is working with Sharon right now behind Adam's back. And little does Ryan know that Adam told Natalie and Sheila upstairs in HOH last night that he doesn't trust Ryan and wants to work with the ladies.

Now Ryan says he thinks Sharon will put up him and Adam on the block, WHEN THAT'S A LIE, if she wins HOH and how Natalie does NOT need to be in the final three with him, Adam and Sheila. Adam agrees to this but who really knows what Adam really wants to do. From his chat last night with Sheila it seems he wants her in the final 2, not Ryan.

Mintues later Natalie says she's sorry and yells to Adam, who's alone now, that all she wants is for Adam not to "egg" him on. Natalie then says "maybe I should tell him I'm giving him my vote so he will stop" but Sharon is sitting next to her when she says this and WILL tell James to continue to fuck with Natalie's jury votes. BITCH but well played.

OH SHIT, Sharon and Natalie talk on the lounge chairs outside and Sharon starts to set up Natalie by asking her which one from her alliance would she think woudl turn on her the fastest. Natalie says "Adam" and then says "the girls have to stick to each other". Sharon WILL tell Adam this in hopes of getting Natalie out next week, who is Sharon's biggest threat in the game. But this makes NO sense since 3 members of the jury, James being one of them soon, all hate Natalie so it only makes complete sense to take Natalie to the final 2 to win against her.

Later James and Adam CHIT CHAT on the backyard couches. James dreams of a bullshit scenerio where he somehow gets Ryan and Sheila's vote and how Natalie will "freak out" if "I stay". Then James gets back to reality knowing he's lied about Ryan and how he went AWF on Sheila and Adam tells James "she remembers everything".

Later James talks to Sheila with Adam present in the sauna room about how she can help James "flip the house". How James wants to stay another week to get Natalie out. Sheila continues to act as if she's interested in the idea but of course she NEVER wants to work with James. James even tells Sheila that the Diary Room told him to "fight" to stay.

James gets up to go leave and both Adam and Sheila are back to wanting James out after that long spiel of James wanting to stay. LOL. Fuck you James, maybe if you were doing all this on your own I'd almost love you but this bullshit with the Diary Room and Allison Grodner's mystery fucking box twist is just bullshit and you are just willing to take hand outs to help you along in the game. FUCKING WIN THIS GAME ON YOUR OWN, no help from outside world FUCKER!

Day 60, Part 3: 8:30pm comes and goes in the house and Sheila and Sharon talk in the kitchen. Sheila REVEALS that she doesn't want to win HOH because she doesn't want to be put in the position to put people up. DAMN IT! Sharon is loving hearing this. She also campaigns to make sure James leaves now. Sharon WANTS James out this week. Sheila tells Sharon "that I trust you more than James, 100 percent".

Sharon warns Sheila that if you even think about keeping James "he will turn on you in a split Big Brother second". James comes in and starts attacking Natalie and her obsession with the beer and wine. Sheila laughs and says that she will drink the other beer in front of Natalie and lie to her about how Ryan didn't get one or something like that. James LOVES how Sheila will be fucking with Natalie about the beer.

I think we're in for a night of fights between Natalie and James. James seems to have the entire house's permission to go after Natalie and how everyone will just stand back and let it happen.

Later outside Adam and Ryan talk about the chance of the girls really sticking together next week to take out the guys. They are scared at that option but have to wait to see what happens. Even if that were the case James would be leaving with Sheila and Natalie voting out a "man" aka James. At least James is still going and Adam and Ryan have NO control over that, well maybe a little. They could get to Natalie but I doubt she'd keep James at all.

Later Sharon, Sheila and Natalie head into the sauna room. They close the door but not all the way, leaving just a crack. Sheila tells Natalie and Sharon about her talk with James and how James is AGAIN trying to work the house to get Sharon out. Sharon hears this and of course expects it. Natalie laughs at how James is trying to get the house to turn on her and get her out although Sharon REALLY wants this as does Ryan.

James sleeps in his bed while Ryan and Adam come in from outside to hear the whispering. They creep up and then push the door hard open. Sharon LIES pathetically about how they closed the door to keep the room "cool". BAD LIAR. Adam lays down on the massage table where Sharon is sitting, rests his head on her lap and gets his hair brushed with her fingers.

Ryan sits down next to Sheila and Natalie and all agree that James is going and Sharon has nothing NOTHING to worry about.

Minutes later both Sheila and Natalie talk alone in the sauna room about how James IS LEAVING because of his actions in the game and the things he's done to them aka the pickle juice and the yelling fight. Sheila tells Natalie to "avoid" James and not to "buy into it" meaning whatever James says or does to get on Natalie's good side. Sheila wants to make sure Natalie does NOT flip her vote to keep James.

Sheila now says "you and I went through the most crap in this house and I don't care what anybody says" and how they DID have to deal with the most crap. I guess these two are now promising final 2? Adam comes back in after a bullshit smoke with James. All now talk about random crap.

As the night continues James never NEVER goes after Natalie verbally. He just doesn't care to tonight. The entire house, including Sharon, continue to talk about James leaving Wednesday.
Sharon has also told James that she wants to get rid of Natalie and Sheila... WHAT? That Sharon wants to keep Adam and Ryan around so she can beat them in the final HOH comp and choose to take Ryan or Adam! WHAT?

James also tells Sharon that before he leaves he will try to round up some information on everyone and tell Sharon about it before he leaves. Other than that, nothing interesting.

Day 61: As midnight comes and goes Natalie is in the bathroom with Adam. Natalie tells Adam that Sharon just told her that James said to go after Adam and Sheila. That James gave Sharon instructions on what to do if she wins HOH. Natalie tells Adam that she will win POV if that happens and pull Adam down from the block. Adam isn't happy about hearing that. He sits down on the couch thinking.

Over in the pink room Sharon and Ryan talk. Sharon tells Ryan how Sheila will "throw" HOH this week. Sharon just wants Ryan to know that "she told that to me". Oh GAWD Sharon is now calling Ryan "babe". That should be a sure sign that they are in an alliance.

Back in the bathroom Adam is talking about Sharon wanting to go after Adam and Sheila as "fucked up". Natalie says this is good because it means I'm not up on the block and I can save you. I think Natalie has the wrong information here... Sharon wants Natalie and Adam on the block so this is just all bullshit.

Natalie says "I have to win" and every week "we are swapping beds" meaning the HOH beds. Adam slams his hand down on the couch and Natalie tells Adam not to worry. She is not worried about Sharon, Sheila or Ryan in the HOH comp.

As morning comes and goes we have another day of sheer boredom... BUT THEN THE DRAMA STARTS!

While the remaining ladies bond over sun tanning and ex boyfriend stories Ryan and Adam CHIT CHAT in the kitchen. For some reason Ryan is scared of the women ganging up on him and Adam and puts it into Adam's head again that the women are plotting against them.

Minutes later Natalie goes inside with Adam and Adam is HATING ON SHARON BIG TIME. He wants to know what that "fucking bitch" has been saying about him. Natalie has done a perfect job in turning Adam against Sharon. Natalie puts all the blame of how the girls need to stick together on Sharon. Natalie also says James is telling Sharon things that Adam has told James.

Now this pisses Adam off to no end because for some reason Adam feels James shouldn't be telling Sharon anything after Adam gave James a week of what he wanted, a chance to fight to stay in the game. Adam now wants to go AWF on James and he may later today. FUCK YEAH! Another reason Adam is angry at James is because James is supposely putting it in Sharon's head to get rid of Adam and Ryan, the 2 guys who got James out twice in this game as well as James' "girlfriend" Chelsia and "best friend" Joshuah.

Outside Sharon, Sheila and James talk for a few seconds. Both James and Sharon get to Sheila in turning her against Natalie and Adam. Sheila is quick to say "don't even talk to her, seriously" and Sheila has figured out that Natalie "won't go after those boys, she's going to come after us". Sheila is also upset Adam "said something" and James is there to say "fucking interesting". Um.. yeah I'm confused.

James leaves and Natalie comes by to sit to Sheila. Sheila starts to talk about how she's worried about Adam. Something about Adam telling people in the house that Natalie was after Sharon to turn the girls against each other in case the "girl alliance" does stick together. Sheila is quick to hate on Adam, because she's a MAN HATER, and is quick to believe Sharon who only wants to use Sheila to get to the final 2.

Later Natalie and Sheila, still outside sun tanning, talk about Sharon. Natalie trie sto poitn out to Sheila that Sharon is PROBABLY inside talking "shit" on them to Ryan and Adam. Adam is upstairs in his HOH room alone but Ryan is not on the feeds. Sheila doesn't think so but Natalie tries to remind Sheila that Sharon is the "mole" of this game.

Then Sheila tells Natalie again that "you and me are sending him home" aka evicting James. Then Natalie tries again to get Sheila to OPEN HER FUCKING EYES at how Sharon is working everyone against each other. Sheila doesn't believe it WHEN SHARON IS. Sheila tries to pit the shit starting on Adam now. WHAT?

Later in the day as night falls Sharon has SUCCESSFULLY turned Sheila against Natalie. Sheila has gone up to the HOH room to tell Adam that Natalie is gunning for the "boys", when that's not true, and Sheila is telling Adam that Natalie is all for the all girl alliance. She tells Adam not to listen to Natalie and just to "bullshit" her. She also tells Adam that "if you tell anyone we're done" and how Adam is not suppose to tell Natalie what's really going on.

Minutes later James has told Sheila and Sharon how much he wants to punch Natalie in the face but how he won't because she's a "woman" yet if she had a "dick" he would "kick her ass". He also claims to take verbal digs on Natalie all day and wants to keep her up all night Tuesday, the day before HOH in case it is endurance. Sheila encourages Jaemes to do this and even wonders if there's "flour" in the house so James can flour Natalie again.

Later Natalie finally talks to Adam in the hot tub. She starts to tell her side about how Sharon and Sheila are working together, how Sharon is after the "boys" and how Sheila is buying into Sharon's bullshit. Adam says "their group" aka James' alliance always made assumptions on things before they even happened. Natalie says that she is still with her boys and that she's just agreeing with Sharon and Sheila to "throw them off".

Now both talk about Sharon coming out to "check up on us" which Sharon did. Adam then points out how he's "ready to choke that fucking kid" and how James "only wants Sharon to win". Adam then says whatever James does to you "will only make you stronger". Adam then says "I think Sheila is buying into her bullshit" meaning Sharon's bullshit, WHICH SHE IS.

Adam says if Sharon wins "I'm going up" and Natalie says yeah and how she won't let Sharon win in a physical comp. Adam then says "it's not fair that I can't play" this HOH. He now calls Sharon a "cunt bitch" and how he'll win POV and get her the next week.

Inside in the bathroom Sharon continues to turn Sheila against Natalie. Sheila tells Sharon how she told Adam not to trust Natalie and not to listen to her. Sheila is PISSED that Natalie is throwing her and Sharon "under the bus" WHEN WHEN Sharon and Sheila are THROWING NATALIE UNDER THE BUS! Sharon is all about "you reap what you sew" meaning Natalie will get hers soon. Sharon continues to say anything to get Sheila hating Natalie more and more and it's working. Oh Sharon... your bullshit will only last less then a week, maybe a few days.

Sharon says "she is DUN. DUN. D. U. TRIPLE N. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. She's so fucking stupid". Sharon also says "she's out there right now talking to Adam in the hot tub". Now Sheila is telling Sharon how Natalie calls Sharon "the mole". OH GAWD SHEILA. Sharon is hating hating Natalie more and more tonight. They both laugh at how dumb Natalie is for using a "mole" to describe Sharon BUT IT'S TRUE, SHE IS! This bitch take information she gets out of people and delivers it around the house!

Oh Sheila... Sharon now says it is her job to "send them a present" meaning her alliance getting Natalie next week. Now Sheila tells Sharon all about her chat with Adam in the HOH comp and what Natalie is supposely lying. Sheila says if she wins HOH that she'll put up Sharon and Adam and then use POV to backdoor Natalie. Sheila doesn't want Natalie to win HOH and Sharon says "me, you and Ryan want her out".

I fucking knew it. Sharon wants a weak final 3, her, Sheila and Ryan so she can get to final 2. James and Ryan are in the kitchen now and Sheila tries to call them over to tell them more of their Natalie hatred. Now I'm hoping Natalie wins HOH and fucking gets rid of Sharon and Sheila, back to back.

Inside Sharon and Sheila get James and Ryan to hate on Natalie. Um.. SHEILA, Ryan hates you with a passion, not Natalie. She's only a threat to him but for you to go further in the game over him... he's not having that. James continues to put it out there how Adam and Natalie are TIGHT in their alliance.

Minutes later Sheila tells James "we love you" and how Sharon is expecting for the Diary Room to call her in after the shit Natalie has been saying about her. James is trying to find out what Sharon is hinting about and Sharon has yet to tell James that it is Natalie who is bothering her. Ryan gets called to the Diary Room and James waits for him to go in to find out from Sharon what's going on.

Sharon now says "everyone" is blowing smoke up my ass. She still won't tell James, which I'm suprised.

Later Ryan goes outside and finds out about Sheila's betrayal and Sharon's final 2 deal with Natalie. Ryan is getting PISSED at Sharon and Sheila and James now for starting shit up. He's also pissed to find out Sharon told Natalie that if she takes her to the end that Natalie would "win" against her. Ryan is pissed that Sharon has been trying to make side deals with Natalie even though he is supposely allowed to do it.

Ryan says Sharon "hasn't won shit like Sheila" and how Sheila is a stupid fuck to jump to Sharon's side over them when she's "with the other side". But Ryan has done the same with Sharon but no one knows about it yet. Natalie now says that if Sheila wins HOH that she would put up "two of us" with Sharon in her ear. Ryan says James is probably in there telling the two girls "final 3 outside".

James is staring out the sliding glass door. Adam is waving goodbye to him and James stares down Natalie and then waves to them outside. In the kitchen James continues to turn Sheila against Adam, Natalie and Ryan who are outside. Sheila is all hating on all three outside and how Sharon "has to win HOH" now. Sheila is all about making fun of Natalie and pointing out how Natalie "has never consoled me" which isn't true. Sheila is just being brainwashed and hopefully Adam can open her fucking eyes in case Sheila wins HOH.

As 11pm comes and goes James finds out from Sharon about the "mole" comment Natalie has been saying. Actually Sharon ADMITS that she's upset that everyone knows she's the "mole" of the house becuase that's how she was fucking player. This BITCH thought she could go through the whole game without ever being caught.

Next James REVEALS to Sharon outside that he was indeed trying to campaign to get Sharon out some weeks ago and how he wished Chelsia was here instead of her. Her reaction is a bit dumbfounded but she smiles it off because she needs James as a jury vote.

Now James wants Sharon to confront Natalie about the "mole" comment and how he'll stick up for Sharon and fight with her against Natalie. Sharon DOES NOT want to fuck her up chances of staying this week because right now James is leaving. Sharon knows James is trying to us her to get the target off his back but she never tells him she's onto him.

She keeps laughing but also keeps trying to escape James by trying to get into the Diary room and going to bed and when James jumps in bed with her she gets out to go use the restroom and then joins Natalie and Sheila in the boat room to CHIT CHAT knowing James won't go in there and he doesn't.

Ryan and James now play chess in the living room while Sharon CHIT CHATS with the girls. Adam is upstairs probably masturbating in the bathtub while soaking in bubbles. I'm not sure because the feeds don't go up there to show us exactly what he's doing.

Now James tries to work Ryan into keeping him. He's trying to turn Ryan against his own alliance members. James is trying to "offer" Ryan a deal and Ryan says he's "up to listening" but we all know he won't keep James. James tries to scare Ryan into thinking "maybe they are cutting deals to get rid of you" but little does James know that Ryan is in a secret alliance with Sharon so TRY AGAIN JAMES!

James tries to get Ryan to know that Sheila is down with working him and James to go after Adam and Natalie. So basically James is trying to get out Sharon, replace her in taking a fat Ryan and a weak Sheila to final 3 so he can win against them both. James offers "a piece of mind" saying that if he wins HOH that he won't put up Ryan or backdoor him. GIVE ME A BREAK.

Seconds later after some chess moves Ryan tells James if Sheila has been "saying stuff" to get James to suddenly be on "their" side to go after Natalie and Adam. James says she hasn't and how he approached her. BULLSHIT! James now tries to use some pathetic deal Matt and Natalie wanted James to take some weeks ago in Ryan's face to get him mad at Natalie. Truely pathetic gameplay from James. All Ryan is doing now is fishing for more information to tell Adam, his "boyfriend" in the game.

James now tries to point out how Natalie is "trying to play everyone" and Ryan says he sees it and knows what Natalie is doing. FUCK THEY ALL ARE! Not just Natalie! Over in the boat room Sharon waits for Natalie to leave the boat room so she can get back to turning Sheila against everyone except her. Just before Natalie leaves the boat room they all learn the explainations to the house quotes from Sharon who just supposely KNOWS EVERYTHING.

Natalie leaves and Sharon just rolls her eyes and says something about Natalie mocking her and Sheila joins in. Now Sheila tells Sharon how she's still with her and "you're going to win" HOH. Sharon says some more but the camera is on Sheila's face and then Natalie comes back in.

Day 62: As midnight approaches James and Ryan finish playing chess. Ryan heads upstairs to talk to Adam and Adam playfully calls him out on what he and Ryan were "whispering" about in the bathroom. Ryan says he wasn't whispering with her and tries to play it off but Adam playfully says "you and here are working together". Ryan again denies it and then starts to tell Adam how James was offering Ryan "safety" and both agree neither needs James to stay in the game. "We don't need you kid".

Ryan then gets James to tell him that "Sheila will give me her vote if you vote with me" type shit. Adam and Ryan say Sheila won't and how Ryan pointed out how Sheila and Sharon are "tight" now. How James also said "you and Sheila owe me one" and Ryan says yeah but you also "freaking lied to me all freakin week" and how James said "we're even". Now Ryan is bothered how James is saying "you owe me" when Ryan says "I don't owe you shit".

Later Sharon goes up to the HOH room and starts telling her side of the whole "mole" story. She does say that if she wins HOH that she will put up Adam and Sheila, in front of Adam, and how she's banking on Natalie not winning POV and how everyone else will win it and backdoor Natalie. Both guys are not reacting to Sharon's insults on Natalie and blame on Natalie. Sharon just blames Natalie for EVERYTHING and not admiting to saying anything.

After was seems like an hour they all head downstairs while Sharon goes into the sauna room to paint her nails while Ryan and Adam go outside and talk about both bitches blaming the other for the same things. How both are probably after Adam and Adam says "I'm fucked man, you need to win HOH" to Ryan. Ryan claims he will win for Adam.

They head back inside and Adam goes to bed while Ryan whispers to Sharon that he will talk with her in the sauna room. Ryan checks the living room to see if anyone is there and he and Sharon get to whispering about Natalie and how Sharon is "brewing" and "about to get it" from Sharon. Sharon is basically using Ryan to get to Adam to turn him against Natalie.

I can only hope Adam is standing outside the sauna room and catches Ryan whispering to Sharon after he playfully called him out on it earlier. Ryan keeps getting on Sharon's side but ONLY if the bitch wins HOH and if she doesn't Ryan will go back to his own team. SORRY GIRL, YOU EITHER WIN HOH OR YOU DON'T and that'll show you whether or not you either have Ryan or you don't.

Sharon says Natalie is "done". Sharon says "she thinks she can beat me, let's do a physical... it's AWN". Sharon now admits that she's been doing these HOH's "half assed". Sharon now tells Ryan about her throwing the last endurance comp and how "I will hands down kick her ass". Sharon is just like "you wait and see". Ryan says "I like it" how Sharon is so pissed at Natalie. They both leave the sauna room and walk through the house as Sharon keeps bashing on Natalie. Ryan waddles to the bedrooms with Sharon now.

Ryan goes into the boat room to lie to Natalie and Sheila about how he was talking about his "girlfriend" with Sharon. Ryan now reveals that Allison and Jen had "beef" from day one and even before they walked into the house. Something that happened in the casting process.

As morning comes and goes and afternoon arrives James gets naked, twice... continues to "stir up the pot", verbally goes after Natalie again about her weight, Natalie threatened "sexual harrasment" on James, James was told in the Diary Room he can't rub his penis on anyone or masturbate in front of people and that he can't be evicted from the house wearing just white underwear and Chelsia's robe...

Adam continues to get drilled by Sharon and Sheila how Natalie is this big ol' fuckin threat to him when all Sharon is doing is brainwashing everyone to get out her biggest threat, Natalie, so far it's working. Adam has to realize once Natalie goes, he's next on Sharon's hit list. Natatlie and Adam have to figure out that Sharon wants 2 weak players in the end with her, Sheila and Ryan.

Later James is outside telling Sheila and Sharon how he wishes "that bitch" was leaving this week aka Natalie and how Natalie supposely thinks she can win against everyone in the house, kinda true. Sheila is telling James that Natalie won't and Sheila is suddenly loving James and respecting him. I mean this sudden OUT OF NOWHERE hate for Natalie from Sheila is strange and ridiculious. OUT OF NOWHERE!

Sheila also gave Sharon some pinky swear in the bathroom about them two working together from here on out. Sheila again tells Sharon "you have to win HOH" and how "she can't win" aka Natalie. WHAT?

As the day continues Sheila continues to push Adam against Natalie. Here we find out what is the REAL reason why Sheila is DONE with Natalie. Apparently Natalie told someone in the kitchen that Natalie would either be embarrassing or "disgusting" to lose this game to Sheila. Um... DUMBASSEILA, everyone would feel the same way as Natalie does to LOOSE this game against you BITCH! EVERYONE!

Adam seems to be buying into the whole "Natalie is a bitch" speech but then again he could talk to Natalie later and have a whole different story. Sheila gets called away from Big Brother and it seems Big Brother doesn't want Adam to turn on Natalie... or I'm assuming.

Later Ryan and Adam talk near the hot tub about not being able to trust "any of these bitches". They talk about putting Sharon up against Natalie with Sheila as replacement but this coming from Adam who's supposely trying to protect Sheila.

Adam goes inside to talk with Natalie and Ryan in the pink bedroom and they pray for Natalie to win. Adam then leaves after some same ol same ol game talk with Natalie who then prays to herself in her bed with watery eyes. She wants to win again sooo bad.

Later James tells Ryan and Sharon about how the Diary Room told him to not get naked and compare it to him not being able to go to a dinner establisment naked so he shouldn't do it in the house. He also says that the Diary Room didn't like it when he was naked earlier and dipping his dick in Natalie's water when she wasn't looking. GOOD GAWD JAMES I knew you were immature and a waste of a Big Brother player but this is over the top stupid.

James then tells Ryan that he has something planned for Natalie later. James then says he wanted to shit on his hand and wipe it in Natalie's face. Ryan encourages James "that would be a good one though" but also calls James out on James wanting him to be an "accomplise" that would hurt his game if Natalie wins HOH.

James again mocks the Diary Room about them wanting James to make sure this show is "clean". Adam comes out of the Diary Room and he tells them that the DR made it seem like Adam was the "biggest target" in the house now with James leaving. This is the Diary Room's last attempt at getting Adam to get his people to keep James so Adam won't be the "biggest target left in the house". Oh Diary Room!

Day 62, Part 2: Later Adam, James and Sheila talk in the HOH room. The Natalie hate continues, again, out of NOWHERE it has come. Adam is BELIEVING whatever James tells him as TRUTH when in fact nearly all of it is a lie. Even Sheila is laughing with James about stupid shit as if they are the best friends. This bitch even talks about how Natalie should have gone up instead of James... WHAT?

Adam then says "if that bitch" puts me up on the block and I get off that he'll "rip" into her worse than anyone has in this house. He laughs at this. James starts spilling all the times he and Natalie supposely tried to "team up" in the house and how they BOTH tried to make deals, which is what everyone is doing in the house.

Adam then starts to realize that if Natalie gets HOH that Sheila and Sharon would go on the block, something Sheila has been telling him all day. UH OH! Adam has thrown Ryan under the bus twice, IN FRONT OF JAMES, who will most likely tell Ryan this before he leaves. James is going to try and start all types of shit.

Now Adam says "Ryan is probably trying to cover all his bases as well". All three watch Ryan and Natalie talk in the kitchen. They all think both of them are up to no good. Adam is quick to turn on Ryan now, with James words of encouragment. FUCKING HOUSE OF IDIOTS. Why believe James now... a day before his eviction. You have to put yourself in James' shoes and think "is he going to fuck up certain people's game to benefit his own selfish intentions". The answer would be YES!

Downstairs Natalie points out to Ryan that James, Sheila and Adam are all in the HOH talking. Ryan kinda brushes it off but then goes tell Sharon about them being upstairs. Ryan goes into the boat room to change and Sharon is quick to come in there to tell him more Natalie hate and how Natalie will put up Sheila and her but how Natalie "really" wants to backdoor one of the guys... GIVE ME A BREAK! But the more Natalie doesn't talk to her boys the more these lies on top of more lies will bury Natalie's game.

Ryan goes back to the bathroom to find Natalie who SUSPECTS that they are all upstairs "plotting against me", which they are. Natalie doesn't seem to care, not with GOD on her side, but she didn't say that, I did.

Back upstairs James finally leaves and it seems Adam is back to keeping Natalie longer in the game but Sheila doesn't want her and Natalie in final 2 with Adam. Sheila says "I don't trust anybody" and how Sheila has had to talk to "both of those girls into not going after you". Oh Sheila... STOP LYING.

Now Sheila is bringing up Ryan's name and how pulling Ryan to the end and how the "women" in the jury won't vote for him based on stupid stuff like Ryan winning 10,000 bucks. Now Sheila says she would vote for Adam if she was in the jury and Sheila starts to think she is "more smarter" than Natalie. This is starting to be like Sheila vs Allison again.

UH OH! Sheila's revealation that Natalie LIED to everyone about being a cheerleader is out now. James just told Sharon in the sauna and Sharon is like "who would do that". UM YOUR FUCKING DUMBASS PARNTER JOSHUAH who you helped lie to Sheila about how Joshuah and Neil are a real couple and have an adopted son.. BITCH!

James is now hand delivering information from the HOH chat to Sharon. James now thinks Natalie is "more aligned with Ryan" which scares the fuck out of Sharon who has been telling Ryan all this information. James also says Adam is scared of Natalie, big time.

Later Adam goes into the downstairs bathroom to tell Natalie and Ryan that James is upstairs "stiring the pot" and talking shit about Natalie. Both Ryan and Natalie roll their eyes at James. James then peaks into the closed sauna room to discover James and Sharon talking in the sauna, she waves hi and he goes back to the bathroom. He and Natalie both say that James is telling Sharon everything.

Then Adam tells Ryan and Natalie that James said that "if we stick together we can be the final 3" and all three love that idea. Natalie points out how Sharon and Sheila are trying to get rid of their biggest threats which is "us" and it seems these three are happy to finish the game together. Now they have fun with getting their haircuts by Natalie. GOOD TIMES!

Sharon comes out of the sauna and watches Natalie have a some fun cutting Adam's hair. Ryan showers. Sharon just stares at Natalie thinking... wondering what to do with her.

Day 63: Just as midnight is about to pass Ryan and Adam walk to the kitchen but Ryan stops Adam about how PISSED AWF he is at James for trying to stir more shit up between his alliance members. Ryan is so upset that he doesn't even want to talk to "that kid" anymore tonight. Adam then tells Ryan by the fridge how James tried to get Adam to see how Ryan would turn on him first. This pisses off Ryan.

Natalie joins them in the kitchen and Diary Room calls Ryan away. Not Natalie again tells Adam that "it's you, me and Ryan to the end, after that you can take me the fuck out, I don't care". Adam nods to this and Natalie tells Adam "I owe you, you got rid of James and Chelsia". Natalie says she's going to outlast Sharon tomorrow and how she has to hydrate herself for the possible endruance comp.

Over in the bathroom Sharon tells Adam how if Natalie wins HOH she and Sheila go up and "worse case scenerio" that Sharon doesn't win POV and goes home. Adam kinda agrees but could give a shit, I mean, better you than him. Then Sharon starts talking ahead of herself by telling Adam that if she stays on the block against Sheila if Natalie wins HOH that she can get Ryan's "vote" and then repeats it again how she can definitely get Ryan's vote. Natalie comes by and stops Sharon's mouth and game talk.

As Natalie sweats and relaxes her muscles in the sauna James is trying to pitch to Sheila and Ryan again in the kitchen with Adam present on how he should stay over Sharon. Sharon is no where nearby to defend herself. James does this in a joking manner but Ryan, who hates hearing James talk, starts to dig into James and his decisions.

James now tells Ryan "I saved your ass in this game" and Ryan says "you're right" but still won't give James anything since James supposely told Ryan "we're even". Ryan and James now have a calm battle of words and what happened some weeks ago. Sheila and Adam just watch and have fun nearby. James is trying to imply that he has already another vote aka Natalie and how Ryan is the deciding vote. Sheila then admits that she has already promised Sharon her vote. She says this in front of Adam and Ryan who already suspect Sheila and Sharon in a secret alliance.

Now Ryan starts to laugh and James tells him this is not a "laughing matter". James is trying to make Ryan look like someone who's going back on his word in front of Adam and how Ryan said something about how if Ryan said "if you do this to me, I'll owe you" but Ryan says "it's not beneficial for me to do this now". James thinks it's "funny" how Ryan won't save James this week and James calls Ryan a "class act".

Ryan and James start to raise their voices a bit and Sheila gets up and walks away. Then they start to fight. Basically James wants wants everyone to know how Ryan's word means nothing and Ryan doesn't think anyone feels that way and how keeping James or giving him one vote doesn't "benefit" him in anyway. James gets pissed about it but continues to try to put Ryan in his place.

James tries to end it by telling Ryan he's "done" with the conversation but Ryan won't let it go and then finally does. Ryan walks away and James is quick to whisper to Adam "to fight hard" in the game. Ryan comes back to the kitchen to start yelling about how no one in this house believes what you're trying to do in turning everyone against me so for James to stop it.

Ryan then goes up to the HOH room to vent to Adam and after that heads back downstairs to confront Sheila about something which turns into Sheila telling Ryan how Natalie is lying about everything and how everything James says is suddenly the truth.

In walks in Natalie and she tries to explain her side of the story and Sheila doesn't confront Natalie on anything in fears of Natalie winning HOH later today. But Natalie calls out Sheila on her lies about James and deals with him in front of Ryan. Sheila tries to explain herself out of some lies that Natalie calmly says "it doesn't make sense" about what Sheila is saying now and how Natalie tells Sheila "you did say that". Now both Ryan and Natalie are telling Sheila you are lying about something that was brought up in the kitchen and Sheila tries to backtrack saying she doesn't remember or heard it wrong.. .BULLSHIT, Sheila now says "I don't remember that conversation, let alone weeks ago. I don't even remember what happened yesterday". This coming from Sheila.

Ryan tries to go to bed but fears James masturbated in his bed, which he didn't. Now Sheila and Natalie talk and UH OH! Natalie tells Sheila that she suspects Sharon and Ryan are working together and just may put up Ryan and Sharon up on the block if she wins HOH but of course she really intends to put up Sheila and Sharon.

I give Sheila less than 12 hours to tell Sharon this piece of information. Ryan won't be happy his alliance with Sharon is getting out, with Adam and Natalie now suspecting it may have to turn on Sharon to make less enemines.

Later James gets up from his bed and tells Sheila something he feels is important. Ryan sees this and opens the boat room bedroom door to tell James he wants to talk to him. While Ryan waits James gives Sheila a pep talk that makes Sheila cry about how she's this good person, he'll give her his jury vote if she's in final 2 and how he'll get his alliance members to vote the same way. He also throws Ryan under the bus again to Sheila about how Ryan did something to Sheila...ah who cares, if you want to do something abou it Sheila then WIN A FUCKING HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD BITCH!

Minutes later James and Ryan go at it again in the kitchen with Natalie. Natalie says her piece but keeps bringing up how everything is in the past. After some banter back and forth between James and Ryan James ends it by saying he hopes his "loyalty runs thin" with his remaining alliance.

Now Natalie is the sauna room with Ryan trying to explain her story about her side of the past weeks and Ryan is just back to "he's just trying to stir the pot". I don't now why for the love of God Ryan doesn't tell James that the week he was backdoored was all Sheila's idea! They end their chat.

Minutes later Ryan and Natalie are in their beds when Adam comes in pissed off about their smoking patches being expired in 2007. They even wonder if they are from the All Stars season and Ryan tells Big Brother to stop recycling their shit. Adam is freaking out in a playful kind of way that has all three of them laughing.

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April 5, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 9 Featuring James' Last Life

Day 56, Part 2: As another live show comes and goes we have Joshuah evicted by a 3 to 1 vote, James being his only vote and Adam beating out both Sharon and James for HOH! It was sooo fucking close too, James and Sharon were tied with four points with Adam. The last question is what gave Adam the win! Both James and Sharon answered the opposite of Adam and LOST!

After the live show James sulked in the couch room while Sharon unpacked and LIED to James how she had no idea what happened to Joshuah. Sharon blames the rest of the house for Joshuah's eviction. Sharon even feels like the game was wrong during one question but it wasn't, as far as I know.

Sharon also claims to "hate" everyone when I doubt that to be true. I mean they DID vote to keep the ungrateful bitch and would she rather be in sequestor for Joshuah to be still in the house? FUCKING LET DUMBASSUAH GO! I mean holy shit, let him fucking go!

Sharon also tells James that she is going home this week when "you win POV" again. Really Sharon? Fucking believe in yourself, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, if you want James to stay this week then fucking just DOR already. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Later James starts to mingle back in the house with smiles and laughs. He goes outside and yells something about how he has to stay in this fucking house with these "mother fuckers".

Then over in the couch room James talks with Natalie about how the vote went down. Natalie blames Ryan for changing the vote and how she was ready to take out Sharon and how she still wants to work James on "the down low".

Later Natalie and Adam talk in the pink room about how it's going to go "back to back" with them winning HOH's. Sheila was in the room for a second and made a comment about how James was supposely crying in the Diary Room. She makes tear marks on her face running down mocking James. SORRY but James deserves this mean behaviour. He'd be doing it had his alliance kept winning HOH's back to back. FUCK HIM.

Minutes later Natalie and Adam laugh about how it was sooo good that they studied last night. Both agree that Ryan and Sheila both "sucked" on the HOH comp. Now Natalie wants her and Adam to work together, knock everyone out and be the final 2. Natalie describes this HOH as "epic" and goes back to her dream she talked about how Adam had won HOH and she was putting the key back around his neck.

Later Sheila talks with Sharon in sauna room about Joshuah's "secret". Apparently Joshuah told Sheila his epic lie about he and Neil were another secret couple and how they have an adopted son. Sheila BELIEVES it.

Sharon walks outside after their talk and immediately plays the "Sheila is fucking bothering me" card and "crying to me" card. Sharon continues to play with James about how she's on his side when really she's all about James' jury vote if and when he leaves this week.

James also knows about Joshuah's Neil lie and it was done to make Sheila look bad. Sheila is suppose to not tell anyone but she can't keep a secret because she just told Sharon about it. I don't know, another stupid useless lie that means nothing.

James then says that all he needs to do is win POV and let Adam put up Sheila. Then Sharon says "well then that means I go home" and James really doesn't say anything. Both know that the other side of the house is not going to get out Sheila because they want to "drag" her to the end.

Sheila comes outside and James tells Sheila that "it's us three" meaning Sharon and James go up and if either wins POV that Sheila goes up as pawn. Sheila knows it.

Inside Natalie talks with Ryan and Adam about this week's nominations as they all stare at the memory wall. They all trash Sharon about still telling Joshuah and James information and all three know Sharon said things to her side of the house when James started talking about "nine lives" comments that only their side of the house made.

Natalie says with power behind it that "Sharon is still working with James". They don't trust Sharon anymore. James is still the target and Sharon is still not to be trusted, the next target if James wins POV. YEAH! It'll be another funny week to see yet another DUMB FUCK who voted James back in the house leave because of JAMES!

OHH now Natalie lies about James coming up to her saying "I still want to work with you" when she SAID it James just an hour or so ago. All three start trashing James and what he's saying to the other person in their alliance and how James is STILL public enemy number one.

Oh GOOD GAWD Natalie and Ryan are all about "TC" aka Team Christ. Natalie tells both Ryan and Adam that her "loyalities" are with her "boys" and not with the "girls" aka Sharon and Sheila. All three move as a team to the storage room wanting pizza.

Ryan is CRAZY CRAZY for food since he's been on slop for almost a week. He's going nuts, he needs NEEDS NEEDS food. He WANTS IT! During the whole chat he keeps going back to food. FOOD FOOD FOOD! RYAN WANT FOOD!

This week also looks like the start of yet another split house. Sheila, James and Sharon on one side while Natalie, Ryan and Adam are on the other side. Whichever goes from Sheila, James or Sharon, expect the other 2 to team up to go against the Semen Alliance, my new name for Ryan, Adam and Natalie.

Later Ryan SUCKS UP to Adam big time outside as they drink and let the pizza they just had settle down. Both want James out again this week and Ryan continues to talk himself up about how he or Natalie will win against Sheila and Sharon in HOH next week. Ryan continues to say he should have won this HOH but Adam says "it doesn't matter, I won".

Adam says "James is pissed". Adam wants to put up James and Sharon but Ryan is trying to work his magic to put up Sheila against James. If he's an idiot he'll do what Ryan wants but he's smart because if you don't put Sharon up, she wins POV and takes James off, well then you're fucked this week. Adam WANTS James out as he tells Ryan that James is the only person who wants him out.

Ryan then says "we're running shit". Um... Ryan they are, you're not! Now Ryan says "I need to fucking start stepping up" and how he'll win HOH or POV this week. OH RYAN, DON'T MAKE US LAUGH.

Ryan starts going AWF about James thinks "he's so fucking smart" and how James walks around the entire house in the middle of the night and morning studying everything. OH SHIT, here we go again. Ryan just said the Diary Room is asking him or more so wanting him to work with James this week and Ryan says "fuck no" and how the Diary Room is trying to get Ryan to turn against his "boy" and work with James.

Ryan says he won't. Ryan HATES James and wants him out. FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER AND ALLISON GRODNER. Stop messing with the fucking game!

Later Sharon goes to the couch room to talk to a depressed James. How it's just "you and me" and James makes a comment about how no one wants to talk to you until... I don't know, I missed the last part. Adam gets called into the Diary Room to get his HOH key.

Now Natalie and Sheila talk in the sauna room about how Sharon and James need to go up together. Sheila tells Natalie how "Adam listens to you" and how Natalie needs to talk to Adam. Now Natalie REVEALS still that if the vote had come back as a tie that the BITCH WOULD HAVE KEPT JOSHUAH OVER SHARON! What?!?!

Whatever, he's out. Now Natalie gets Sheila to know that Sharon is still working with James due to that "nine lives" comment. Now both talk about "real" this is looking meaning her, Sheila, Ryan and Adam making it to the final four together. They agree either James or Sharon leaves this week.

Now both talk about how when Julie Chen made a comment about "Houseguests, I hope you've been counting things in the house" and how everyone looked at Natalie when this HOH was all about counting shit. Ryan joins them and is back to trashing James and how this HOH was tailored for him to win.

Later James tells Sharon in the couch room. "dude this has really been a fun five weeks" and "dude, talk about getting fucked". Sharon says the house is "so quiet now it's creepy" and then we get FLAMES. Adam is about to come out with his HOH key and to show everyone his room.

Later in the HOH room Ryan and Adam fuck around and CHIT CHAT about food, getting James out and how they are "back in business". Ryan now reads Adam's HOH letter and here we find out that Adam's mother says there is a "huge" following for Adam pulling for him to win the game. Both laugh at the funny moments in the letter.

Downstairs James hides in his sheets in his bed while Sharon, Natalie and Sheila talk in the kitchen. Back up in the HOH room Ryan calls Sharon a "dumb bitch" for throwing HOH on the most obvious question everyone knew, the one about the total number of 2 way mirrors in the house. He says now that she threw it on purpose that she's going up on the block and if James wins POV again her "dumbass" is going home. They both are on Sharon trying to throw HOH and not wanting the "pressure" of putting up James and getting rid of him.

Later in the bathroom Natalie and Sheila hug it out as Sheila will be celebrating her birthday in the Big Brother house but then she is quick to say that she may go up if James wins POV or if Adam decides to get rid of her. Natalie reassures her that Adam won't do it.

Natalie heads up to the HOH room to see what the "boys" are up to. Sheila says she'll be up in a few minutes. Natalie heads in and Adam says "we have to get James out, Sharon out and Sheila out. These there want final 3. Sheila now comes in and their talk stops and switches to "Team Christ" alliance.

All agree that Sharon is "lost without Joshuah". Natalie is shocked how much "emotion" Sharon had when Joshuah left but Ryan starts to say he understands BUT how can she have any emotion for him when he tried to backstab her again for the third time. Adam again brings up how Sharon threw HOH.

Now Natalie calls herself an "idiot" for voting James back in and how she wants to win POV to right her wrong and send James to Matt in the jury house.

Downstairs Sharon cries in her bed as James lays awake next to her in his couch bed. James now even talks about "turning to the LORD" now. James admits he does it "quietly" and asks the LORD'S help. WHAT? Sharon also doesn't like that the "four" of them are up in the HOH celebrating and how they are "picking us off one by one".

James and Sharon continue to talk about how "No one fucking gets me", this coming from James how treats everyone else like people who are beneath him, and then James wants Sharon's "support" this week. I'm sorry but had his SHITHOLE alliance been in power back to back there would be NO sympathy from his damn mouth. FUCK HIM.

Day 57: As midnight passes Ryan and Adam CHIT CHAT outside while playing pool. James and Sharon lay in their couch beds talking about how "wooo is me" crap while Natalie and Sheila are up in the HOH room talking smack about Chelsia, James and Joshuah.

Ryan then tells Adam that James was telling Sheila and Sharon earlier in the hot tub how "cocky" Adam gets when he's HOH. Ryan is quick to trash James for saying that, that Adam really isn't cocky at all and how James wouldn't be saying that if "he was on our side". There is no James and Ryan alliance ever going to come to light in this house. Ryan HATES James and Adam just wants James out because James has made it known that Adam is his target.

Adam now says Food Comp is today as well as Luxury Clothing Comp on top of nominations.

Later Natalie, Ryan and Adam talk about how they are ONTO BIG BROTHER WORKING FOR JAMES TO STAY.

Minutes later they talk about how Adam should go up to James tomorrow and tell him ideas about how he should put up Natalie and Ryan or the idea of backdooring Natalie to James, just to see what he'd say or how he'd react.

As morning comes and goes Food comp happens and no one is slop. James has talked to Adam in the kitchen and whatever he said has Adam thinking that not putting him up would be a "good plan". Adam goes upstairs and everyone downstairs gets worried REAL QUICK.

Ryan is now in the HOH room trying to get Adam to FUCKING PUT JAMES UP. Adam says he's concerned and scared of James winning POV and coming after him next week. Ryan is getting a bit pissed that if Adam puts up Sharon and Sheila that James will win POV and take off Sharon and "now we have to get rid of one of my own".

Adam keeps going back to not putting James up. Ryan tells Adam "not to puss out". Adam starts to tell Ryan how James pitched his "I did that for you" moves in the game. Ryan keeps pushing Adam to JUST put up James and Sharon and how if he tries to backdoor James that this week will be fucked for "our team".

Then Ryan says to just put them both up, if James wins Sharon goes home and James is against 3 in the HOH comp next week. Ryan keeps saying "I don't know, you want to keep him around?" and Adam keeps KEEPS going back to not putting up James. WHERE THE FUCK IS NATALIE!?!?

Ryan keeps telling Adam James will keep coming after you if "shit went his way". Ryan brings up how James told Natalie last week that James wanted to work with Natalie and turn her against you and me. Ryan tells Adam he's trying to work with everyone to get everyone out.

Natalie finally comes up. Ryan tells Natalie that Adam is thinking about not putting up James and both start tag teaming Adam to PUT UP JAMES! Now they put it in Adam's head that if James doesn't go up, wins POV, pulls Sharon off, they control the votes this week and either Ryan or Natalie goes home this week and now Adam will be FUCKED next week.

Both keep going back and forth and then Ryan says "are you going to sell us out for us". Natalie then says that wouldn't it be better if James took himself off with POV instead of not being on the block, that way Sharon goes home and we still have all our team for next week.

Adam tells Natalie that James tried to throw her under the bus now and she comes back with James trying to make a deal with her in the shower just moments ago about how if she wins POV that she would take him off with it. Ryan and Natalie says "the kid needs to fucking go".

Natalie tells Adam about how James will tell you "exactly what you want to hear" and then after he has power he will go back on his word. After all this Adam says "I don't know". Ryan now tells Adam "it makes you look like you're working with him this whole time". Natalie now says God won't protect you if you don't take out James.

Again they keep telling Adam that if James doesn't go up on the block, that if he wins POV that James and Sharon control the votes and that ONE OF US GO HOME. Now Natalie says James is trying to "twist you" into giving him power this week. Natalie now tells Adam that this is what James tried last week with her, not wanting to go up and if she didn't put him up he would have won POV and taken Joshuah off and Sharon would have gone home.

Adam keeps quiet and listening to both Natalie and Ryan telling him "this would be the dumbest move ever". Natalie now tells them James wants Adam and Ryan gone. Again they keep pushing "put him up, he goes home this week".

Sharon comes up to the door and asks them if they want hot dogs. She leaves and Natalie is quick to say "the mole" is going to tell James now when she goes back downstairs. Sheila comes in and tells Adam that last night James told her in the hot tub that he WON'T vote for Adam in the final 2.

Ryan leaves and now both Sheila and Natalie tag team him to put up James. Before Ryan leaves Adam does tell him that James IS going up. Finally Natalie starts saying she will THROW POV and let James win, you can put her up and she can be Matt's birthday present. Sheila leaves and Natalie tells Adam that she will play hard if James is on the block that he she will play hard to keep nominations the same.

Now Natalie says that if Adam doesn't put James up that he will take Sharon off, they will have power and laugh about how they manipulated Adam this week. Natalie is left to push Adam to keep James on the block this week.

Finally Adam tells Natalie "I can trust you completely" and she says "I don't care about anyone else in this house" and how she's a fighter. Hopefully Natalie can get Adam to OPEN HIS BUG EYES and just put the fucker up. Now Natalie leaves the HOH and tells Adam "do what you gotta do". She leaves and Adam lays there thinking.

Later James goes up to the HOH and Adam tells James STRAIGHT UP TO HIS FACE that he's going up and "if you come after me you come after me". James looks defeated but keeps talking his way out of being put up. Now Adam tells James about how if he wins POV that he and Sharon control this week. Both agree and argue that the next week if James stays that he will fuck Adam over. How they were good in the beginning and now they are different.

James says "I'm not frightened on going on the block" and tries to tell Adam "I thought we had a relationship". James keeps trying and trying. "You're protecting these people who you think will protect you" and how James says he can WORK these people. James says "I go home if I don't win the veto".

James brings up Chelsia's name and this has to remind Adam that he took out Chelsia and that James will go after Adam for that. Adam says that he is being hammered by his alliance to put up James and Adam tells him that with James gone that "I can smoke these fucking people".

James now throws in the "I"m grateful" to be here and James tries to put it in Adam's head that his own team will turn against him. Adam seems to be trying to tell James he's going up but also trying to make it seem like he's battling with the decision. James now tries to throw the jury vote at Adam BUT he doesn't mention that if Natalie or Ryan go this week because of Adam that they will NOT vote for Adam in the end.

James now calls Adam "dumb" for thinking James would use the POV on Sharon if he wasn't on the block. Adam laughs "they are going to flip their shit" if he doesn't put up James.

Natalie comes up and wants to know why her name is being brought up. She comes in and uses the "I thought you wanted a hot dog" to Adam to be in the HOH room. Adam now tells James that if you don't go up on the block, win POV and then either Natalie or Ryan goes home. Natalie tries to show Adam by arguing with James about "trust issues" with James.

Now Natalie asks why wouldn't you James go after us when both Chelsia and Joshuah made it clear to go after us. Natalie says the whole house wants you out, even Sharon wants you out! Now Natalie puts it out that James did tell her after he won POV that he would have used the POV on Joshuah meaning he would have gone back on his word.

Adam goes back to saying James will "fuck me next week" to James himself. James keeps trying to wrong all his fuck ups in the game and how "trust issues" are not the reason why James is going on the block. BUT JIMMY, YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!

Natalie now tells James "you are the biggest threat in the game" and Adam agrees. James starts to get upset that he's talking to Adam but Adam wants Natalie here. James continues to fight for his life and to not going on the block. FINALLY Natalie tells James that "your actions are to blame for you being in this situation". THANK YOU!

Minutes later James starts to raise his voice at Natalie who is ONTO James wanting to fuck them over the next week if he wins HOH. Now Ryan comes up and starts to find out if his name is being brought up and if he needs to defend himself.

Ryan, Natalie go after James about his game play and he goes after them while Adam listens. Ryan flat out says "we've been true to this kid" since the beginning aka Adam and how this is his fucking choice but we all chose sides.

Adam then says "the only variable is YOU [JAMES] using the POV on Sharon and one of these guys, my strong supporters are out". Adam puts it out that "we were forced to work together" because of YOU and now Adam starts to push it on James you are going up because of your actions and we can't trust you if you win POV.

Ryan now brings it up that James came back in this house not being GRATEFUL when he came back and how he claimed to get revenge on everyone who voted him out which includes Adam. Ryan starts to GO AWF on James about how he LIED to Adam about how Ryan was supposely going after Adam when THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE. James denies lying and Ryan keeps pointing at James that YOU FUCKING LIED.

Ryan keeps bringing up how James still wants revenge on everyone in the game for getting him out. Ryan says "you fucking lied alot in this game you're a fucking hypocrite!" YEAH! Ryan stands up and tells James how if you're not the block that me and Natalie are in danger and how "we've been loyal to him".

The feeds go to trivia for a few minutes and we come back to Adam telling James he IS GOING ON THE BLOCK. YEAH! James attempts to debate are starting to die off. Adam is READY for James to fuck him over next week, no matter what. James tells Adam "on a personal level Adam I have not fucked you over" and then Natalie laughs telling Adam the same quote.

Now Adam wants to know if Natalie can trust James and she says "it's hard" and she brings up how James would have gone back on his word after POV last week. This is endless. James has been up to the HOH for over an hour, maybe two.

Adam bottom line tells James YOU'RE GOING ON THE BLOCK and how now it is "too little too late" for the things he's done in the game. Ryan is back downstairs because he "doesn't want to hear it". James starts to cry CRY CRY CRY as Adam gets up and tells him he's not putting him up and that he can go downstairs.

James says "you've isolated me and if you put me up I want to go home". James understands why he isn't being trusted but he continues to try to start over. James says "I can't talk to anyone" and Natalie says "I told you could trust me". Adam says "this is how the game went buddy".

Adam is back to putting James up on the block again and then NOT putting him back up. Big Brother calls Natalie to the Diary Room so that Adam can work with James. STOP FUCKING WITH THE GAME BIG BROTHER!

HOLY FUCK. A crying Adam tells James he won't put James up on the block. HOLY FUCK. Because Big Brother called Natalie in they KNEW this would happen. James suddenly stops crying now that he's heard he isn't going on the block. Adam wants James to promise him if he wins POV he won't use it. "I just want people to trust me" says James.

Adam thinks if he doesn't put up James that he can "redeem" himself. Adam is now back to "fuck the whole house" and how Adam is NOT PUTTING JAMES UP. He keeps saying "if they want you out of the house let them win HOH" and fuck him. Adam says he will put up Sheila and Sharon on the block. "That's it' says Adam as he wipes his tears.

Adam has bought into this scare tatic with James. James is NOT going up and he suddenly now wants to face the entire house with James at his side. So this week Sharon goes home if James doesn't win POV and yet another person leaves who voted James back in. Next week Adam and James will go up on the block and James will win POV and Adam will go home because of James, yet another person who voted James back in.

Day 57, Part 2: After James has CRIED his way out of being put up and turning Adam against what the rest of the house wants Natalie and Ryan talk in the kitchen. They are talking about how Adam is "fucking going up" and how they can't believe Adam is doing this. How James came downstairs and smiled. Both agree that they have to win POV. Ryan calls Adam "spineless" and how they aren't going to talk to him now.

They are PISSED that either one of them could go home just because James started crying to Adam. Natalie says that after the POV that if Adam doesn't put up James she won't talk to him. Ryan now says he's going to go AWF on Adam if he doesn't put James up. Natalie wants to know where James is. Right now Adam is in the Diary Room and Natalie wants to talk to Adam one more time before he comes out. Ryan says Big Brother will make them go outside before letting that happen.

Over in the boat room Sheila figures out that James probably talked to Adam and that "me and you are going up". Sharon doesn't believe it and then goes out into the house to find out what's going on. She finds James in the couch room telling her that he told Adam that he WON'T use the POV if he wins it and how he isn't going on the block. Sharon figures out quick that she's the target now. Sharon is quiet and listens to James talk. She nods her head and walks away.

She moves to the kitchen area to find a still pissed off Natalie and Ryan. Sharon asks them what she thinks Adam will do and Natalie tells her that Sheila and Sharon go up, James isn't, that he may be backdoored. Sharon KNOWS AGAIN that she is going home if James doesn't go up. She rolls her eyes and says "what happened to mister tough guy". She wonders if it is "all an act".

Minutes later Sharon goes into the boat room to tell Sheila how James isn't going up. How she is a little bit pissed that James could win POV and pull her off and how Natalie or Ryan could go home. Sheila then says "I'm not going to go quietly" but will understand whatever Adam is going to do.

Now Big Brother calls a lockdown. James heads outside whistling on his way out with Sharon in the kitchen. Natalie goes outside and tells Ryan that Adam "is not putting up James". HOLY FUCK. FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER.

After the nomination ceremony has come and gone we have an angry house because Adam DID NOT put James on the block. He put Sharon and Sheila. When the feeds came back Ryan and Sheila are in the boat room talking shit about Adam and how Chelsia was right about Adam being "spineless". They all agree that if James does leave this week that Adam is the next target next week, GOD WILLING if James does not win HOH and doesn't leave.

Over in the kitchen James works Adam into hating his own alliance members. Adam then ADMITS that when James broke down that Adam couldn't turn him away. Now both head outside and James is on Adam like WHITE ON RICE, never leaving his side and getting Adam to turn on his people.

Back in the boat room Sharon has joined Sheila, Natalie and Ryan. Sheila says she won't be happy when she gets off if she wins POV and how she is "devestated" by what Adam did to her. Sharon also agrees that she wants to win POV and send James home. This girl KNOWS she can't win against James in the final 2, she HAS to get him out!

Tomorrow's POV will basically be Sheila, Sharon, Natalie and Ryan against James and Adam. Adam has told the house after the nomination ceremony that he WOULD put up James and backdoor him if anyone but James wins POV. James supposely is down with that.

Sharon says this is perfect because next week "we can turn against Adam". Sharon tells Ryan to "get into Adam's head" and she will "get into James' head", whatever that means. Sharon WANTS James gone. Sharon goes to the kitchen to talk to Natalie and both tell each other they have to "win". Sharon says if she goes "you're stuck with Sheila".

Sharon worries "what if he doesn't put James up" and Natalie says Adam will and how he only did this to "put the fire in our ass to win POV". Adam then comes in and tells Ryan and Natalie that James agreed outside that he'll go home if he doesn't win POV and Ryan tries to put it out there that he feels he was "thrown under the bus" and Adam agrees that Ryan should feel "betrayed". Adam is all about getting James out with POV.

James walks by and then goes outside. Sharon is there the whole time. Everyone is just upset that Adam gave James a chance of not going home and backdooring Ryan or Natalie. Adam laughs about it and Ryan shuts up becuase he know he has to get on Adam's good side until after POV ceremony is done and James is up, that is if he doesn't win.

James comes back and says again how there's a "possibility" that he or Natalie could go home. James says "trust me" and says again, in front of Sharon, that he won't use POV if he wins it meaning Sharon goes home. EVEN I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

Now James says that if Sharon wins POV that "I'm going up" and Adam smiles and laughs saying that's how it's going to go. Ryan and James head outside and Natalie and Adam start debating. Natalie puts it out there that yeah James maybe didn't break his word with Adam in the game but neither did Sharon, Sheila, Ryan or Natalie.

Sheila starts to tell Adam that she would have NEVER done that to him. Sheila starts yelling and it seems KIMBERLY is coming out. This is her split personality that comes out when she's angry. Sheila and Adam are now alone in the kitchen with Adam and how he did it to make sure everyone fights for the POV.

Both agree to play like they hate each other. Adam hugs Sheila and tells her that he'll win the POV for her and to take her off and put up James. Sheila tells Adam "we're good" and he says it right back. Adam says he "promises with his heart" that he will win it and that if James does win POV that Adam believes James won't use POV and Sharon goes home. NO ONE IN THE HOUSE believes James except Adam.

Adam then says "the fucking DR, they put the pros and cons in your head". Adam again MAKES IT KNOWN that the Diary Room was pushing for James to stay, I guess weighing out the options. Natalie comes back in and tag teams with Sheila how Adam sold her out if James stays and wins HOH that she goes on the block.

They keep asking Adam what are you doing to do when he goes back on his word if he wins POV and Adam keeps saying "James won't". Adam keeps repeating and repeating how James won't go against his WORD but I actually can't wait for that to happen.

Natalie goes outside and sees Ryan out there and tells him STRAIGHT UP that if she wins HOH again that Adam is fucking going up. THEY ARE DONE WITH ADAM but they have to make sure James goes this week and he's out for that to happen. James comes back making fun of Sheila and laughs.

James heads back in and both Natalie and Ryan go back to trashing Adam, how they only trust each other now, how Adam is an "idiot" and how Adam didn't see how "we had such a huge advantage next week". Ryan says Adam doesn't realize that Adam is "screwed" tomorrow if one of them wins POV. Natalie says Adam has "lost her trust" with Adam. She's done with him.

Day 57, Part 3: Later Adam FINALLY starts to admit that he FUCKED UP and how the Diary Room WOULDN'T let him leave to talk to Natalie or Ryan before nominatino ceremony. That the DIARY ROOM kept pushing for James to not be on the block. Adam repeatedly says this and we continue to get flames every time he talks about Diary Room manipulation. FUCKING ASSHOLES!

Outside James tells Sharon that if he wins POV that he WON'T use POV but I still don't believe him.

Later Adam tells James in the hot tub that he doesn't want to be James "excutioner". WHAT? Give me a break, only 2 are left in the end, you have to take out your "friends" at the end regardless, GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

Over in the pink room Sheila and Natalie continue to talk about Adam's betrayel and stupid move. It seems Sheila will still hold a grudge on Adam even if he takes her off with POV.

Later Adam comes into the kitchen to find Natalie and Sheila trashing James. How Adam is "pumping" up James and Sheila says "I hope this week goes as you planned Adam". Adam again talks about how he screwed up, how Big Brother fucked him over and how he "fucked" up. Adam sinks his head in his hands and laughs as Natalie says Team Christ needs to "pray" in the HOH room.

Adam says "I'm an idiot". Natalie is FURIOUS that she didn't get to talk to Adam before nomination ceremony and Sheila is FURIOUS that James got in her face and called her the CUNT word and how all he had to do was cry and beg to not be on the block "like a 2 year old" and he gets his way.

Sheila then points out that Adam was laughing during the nomination ceremony. Sheila then says that if ONE OF US WIN POV THAT BOY IS GOING UP. She wants no campaigning from James to Adam. Natalie then gets mad at Big Brother for pumping up James by telling him if he wins POV tomorrow that he'll break a 10 year record or something like that. Natalie is pissed off at Big Brother for pumping up James like that.

Adam says he kept telling the Diary Room people "let me out of here, let me out of here". Now Adam says he's a "moron" for not putting up James. Adam ALSO REVEALS that HAD Big Brother NOT taken Natalie to the Diary Room that he would have never given James his promise of not putting him on the block.

MAN I MEAN IF ADAM CAN SEE THAT BULLSHIT that's just fucking bad. I CALL FOR A WALK OUT! The kind of message Sheila, Ryan, Adam and Natalie would send CBS and Big Brother would just make some kind of news.

Adam now says "I fell for it" and how James said he hasn't cried since his father died. Adam WANTS James out and hopes and prays it will happen. Then Adam tells Natalie again that the Diary Room ON PURPOSE pulled her out of the HOH room during their last chat so that James could get to Adam.

This PISSES NATALIE OFF and she starts to yell out that if JAMES wins POV that she is WALKING OFF THE SHOW. She's done with this bullshit. She wants to DOR! She wants to leave this show. She saw this bullshit last year and now it's happening it her. NATALIE WANTS OUT if Big Brother keeps pushing for this manipulation bullshit with James. WOW!

Minutes later Sheila and Adam talk in the kitchen and how she thinks James is "disgusting" for wanting to take the people out in this game who deserve the money, something crazy like that. She keeps pushing how it would "suck for us" to have one of our go this week when we have HOH all thanks to Adam's STUPID MOVE.

Natalie comes back to the talk and trashes James and how he's acted in the entire game. Adam again says "I'm so sorry Sheila" and he tells Natalie "I don't know why they pulled you into the Diary Room" when James was crying earlier before nominations.

Natalie is now in the pink room still angry about Big Brother fucking with the game. She tells Ryan that if the POV is in James' favor that she will call BULLSHIT but then wants the POV to be favored towards her. She suspects the POV comp will favor James because the show wants James to break some stupid record about winning 4 back to back POV's, something no one has done in the game.

Now both Ryan and Natalie agree that Adam is once again their new target when James leaves. How they don't trust Adam anymore. Natalie points out that James and Sharon are TOGETHER outside in the hot tub.

Natalie SAYS IT AGAIN that if James wins POV that she will WALK OFF. She's sick of how "disgusting" this season is playing out and the Big Brother favoritism. She wants Big Brother to show her some love and not James. She can't understand why BB is doing this for James.

Natalie goes in the sauna room with Sheila and Adam. Natalie is still PISSED how she was called into the Diary Room when James was working Adam and how when she came out ADam was called in. She calls Big Brother "manipulators" but she laughs about it, especially when Big Brother tells her to stop talking about Diary Room sessions. She doesn't give a fuck and keeps talking about it.

Now Natalie prays to GOD HIMSELF in the sauna room as Adam and Sheila laugh to her prayer. She refers to James as the "devil". She ends her long prayer and Adam points out that the sauna room light "flickered" when she was praying. Natalie SCREAMS in excitement that God was listening. Adam tells her to kick, hit the wood inside to see if the light will flicker again. IT DOESN'T. They all believe God was listening and answered Natalie's prayers.

Wait, then Adam gets up and opens the door to show the light that flickered and it does. Adam then says it wasn't God but then they agree that something had to have made it move for it to flicker. Yes I know this sounds ridiculious but whatever pushes them to win POV.

Outside in the hot tub Sharon tells James how Natalie is getting to her and how last week Natalie LIED to James the whole week to James about Joshuah possibly staying. James is speechless. Sharon starts to call herself as a better "Christian" than Natalie and both agree that both grew up as "Christians" and how neither of them brought it in the game.

Sharon is just DONE with Natalie. Sharon wants to make sure Natalie doesn't win the game. Sharon just won't stop, she's all about Natalie this and that and how Natalie wanted her out when she found out Sharon kissed Matt.

Back in the sauna room Natalie won't stop attacking the Diary Room and Big Brother wants her to "knock it off". Adam makes a comment that "they know we're onto them". FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER. Sheila gets called to the Diary Room and she wants to "let them have it". Natalie prays again to GOD for her team and Adam.

Ryan comes in and Adam wants Ryan to "forgive me". Adam says "I'm not on his side" and how this could have been an "easy week". Adam keeps telling them how much he fucked up. Ryan forgives him. Natalie now believes Sharon will "throw" the POV so James could win. They keep calling James a "con artist" and Adam can't believe he trusted him.

Outside in the hot tub Sharon continues to focus on putting more Natalie hate on James. James really isn't reacting. James think she didn't "dope" Adam today by not going on the block. Sharon is mostly upset that James has told her that Natalie wants to work with James. Actually Natalie is just messing with James to get information and Sharon believes this to be true. IDIOT.

Back in the sauna Ryan, Natalie and Adam continue to trash the Diary Room for their "fucking cocksucking" manipulation of the game. Adam then says the Diary Room asked him if he thinks he was "doped" by James and Adam says "No I WAS FUCKING DOPED BY YOU FUCKERS".

Later Natalie finds 2 bottles of wine and shares it with the house. Ryan, Natalie and Adam again start trashing the Diary Room for their actions today. Adam blames the Diary Room more so than James. Adam is still pissed about Big Brother calling Natalie into the Diary Room when James was crying. Ryan says James "brought this on yourself" and FINALLY says "there is a reason why we are after you" James.

Now Ryan figures that Big Brother put the bottles of wine to get Adam and Natalie "drunk". They even figure both Sharon and James will turn down the wine so the others can get drunk. Ryan gets up to test the theory. He asks Sharon and James and both want to give their "portions" to Sheila. Ryan shuts the sliding glass door and all laugh becuase they called it before it happened.

Natalie again says if James wins POV that she is WALKING OFF THE SHOW. Now Adam starts getting ANGRY that if James does win POV and uses it on Sharon that he will beat the shit out of James and spit in his face and get thrown out of this house. Adam is PISSED OFF he believed James and now even he thinks James will go back on his word about not using POV is he wins it a fourth record breaking time.

Adam says he will spit in James' face over and over and make James' life miserable for the rest of the week if he forces Adam to put up one of his alliance members... but hey Adam you put your stupid ass in this situation, YOU. Now Adam wants to "pimp slap" James and get kicked out if James goes back on his word.

Adam then says more about how Diary Room wasn't really weighing options and how the Diary Room was PUSHING for James to not go on the block. Adam points to the Diary Room and how they PUSHED him to do it. How DR used "baller" to refer to Adam. Now they go back to "Christian viewers" being upset, um NATALIE, no true christians will be watching this show.

Later Ryan, Natalie and Adam talk about if James wins POV that he'll somehow nominate himself for eviction if James pulls Sharon off and how Natalie will become HOH again. I don't know, it's the wine talking that they are drinking. Ryan gets called to the Diary Room and James comes to the kitchen and now Natalie and Adam talk about how if they win POV that James won't be backdoored and that Sharon will go home this week. WHAT?

James is trying to build trust with Natalie in front of Adam by him winning POV and him showing Adam and Natalie that he won't use POV on Sharon. Who knows what the fuck is going to happen, we just have to wait until POV is played and see who fucking wins.

Day 58: As midnight comes Natalie, James and Adam talk in the kitchen about the game and starting over with a clean slate and trusting each other. Sharon is easedropping from her couch bed and then creeps up near the storage room to get a better listen to their conversation. James says his alliance with Sharon, Chelsia and Joshuah is DONE.

James then tells Natalie about how he isn't an "aethist" and Natalie says she doesn't want to be played like a fool. Natalie now tells James if you win POV and you don't use it sending Sharon home then if she wins HOH that she won't put up James on the block. Natalie then says "I have no loyalty to her whatsoever" aka Sharon. Natalie then says "If I win POV then we'll talk".

Finally Sharon walks past them in the kitchen while Ryan comes out of the Diary Room. Sharon goes into the sauna room and is called into the Diary Room. Minutes later James is smiling and laughing with Ryan, Natalie and Adam in the kitchen about drinking and wines.

James heads off to bed leaving Adam and Natalie to talk. They whisper really low. Adam says "Am I good or am I good, he's not going to use it". Natalie says "he better not" about James winning POV and not using it Sunday. Then Natalie says she will "deck" both Adam and James in the face and then be kicked off. Adam says he'll hit James too.

Natalie then yells out "BOOM AND BOOM and we're done". They both joke again about walking out on the show. Adam says "what if we all walk" to which Natalie says "we all walk, we're on strike. What are they going to do?" meaning Big Brother. She laughs as she says this.

Now they head to the sauna room and talk about some plan that involves Adam nominating himself to go on the block if James uses POV, that he hasn't even won yet, on Sharon. Natalie also says that if she wins POV that she still wants James to go home.

Okay I get the plan now. If Sharon and Sheila are up on the block, James wins POV, takes Sharon off then Adam nominates himself and the previous HOH, which was Natalie supposely now gets final say or becomes the new HOH because there would be four people voting. Sharon and James would vote out Adam while Natalie and Ryan vote out Sheila. HOH breaks the tie and with Natalie being the previous HOH she would send Sheila home. DONE. Apparently Natalie read that this move could be done in the "rule book".

As morning comes and goes the entire house wants POV. Everyone wants to win it. Natalie had some fucking dream where she won the POV. Well finally the POV comp happens and when the feeds return RYAN FUCKING WINS THE MUTHA FUCKING POV!!!

Ding dong the Male Bitch is Dead. Did you not read my headline? "James' Last Life". I called it!

James is in the couch room pacing and Sheila is fucking CRYING that Ryan won. This bitch is literally CRYING that James is going home. Now Natalie and Ryan are jumping up for joy in the bathroom area. CELEBRATION is had! Sheila IS coming down off the block. Sheila then laughs to Natalie "I'm still mad at Adam for what he put me through!"

Minutes later Natalie goes to talk to James in the couch room. She says "I'm sorry" and James says "I'm so happy for what happened and GOD HAS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING". What? Natalie now invites James to Oregon to party with her after the show, highly doubt James will take her up on that offer. Natalie calls James a "warrior" and James says he's "happy" and he's fine with leaving. He says he has to look at the "posiitives".

He says the game "broke me down for a reason" and how he's learned from it. Both agree that POV was "not my game". Natalie now promises James that she is going to win the next 3 vetos and how she's going to the end... UH OH! I give James less than a day for him to spread that around. Natalie WILL be part of the Jury before the game is over thanks to James.

Over in the bathroom Ryan wants some "hot tub" time with Sharon to discuss some things. Wonder what that means? Probably to save his ass next week if Sharon gets HOH. Minutes later James lays in his DEATH bed while the entire house has loads of loud fun in the kitchen, even Sharon. Sharon has once again shifted to the side with power, since James doesn't have it she's not with him now.

Later Natalie, Adam and Ryan talk in the sauna room about Team Christ getting to the end. Adam tells them about how James will be leaving now with class and no anger because of what Adam did. Ryan says "he's going home" and how he's using the POV. Ryan also "kinda feels bad for him but it's time to go. It's a game". Ryan tells Adam "you gave him a chance and it didn't work out for him".

Now they talk about "making couches back there" meaning getting the SHITHOLE alliance out one by one and how the couch beds they split in are now turning into couches again. LOL. Oh Ryan, let's get cocky so you can have your ass thrown into the jury.

Later Sheila, Adam and Natalie talk and Sheila thinks "oh well, too bad" to Adam saying that James is probably crying in the Diary Room. Sheila expects James to try something else this week. Sheila and Natalie claim that James and Sharon were "winking" and laughing before the POV comp. Sheila now wonders if she wins HOH who she will put up against Sharon. Adam is quick to tell Sheila he doesn't want to go up and Sheila wants to remind Adam "you put me up on that block" when he didn't have to.

Adam says James started crying to him again today and how "I never did you wrong in this game" bullshit and now Adam is done with James, about how he gave him his "chance" and how James didn't pull through. James is GONE! Adam now reveals that it was down to him and Ryan and how "I should have won that veto" to send James home. THANK THE BB GODS YOU DIDN'T WIN because you'd fucking wouldn't have used it like an IDIOT!

Later James and Adam talk in front of the memory wall about what can be done this week. James is trying to find ways to save Sharon and keep Sheila up with Adam's help but Adam isn't buying into it. All Adam is doing is working on James' jury vote. James also reveals his hate for Natalie and how she's 2 faced and lying to his face about how she wants to work with him. Adam already knows this but doesn't say anything.

Over in the couch room James now joins Sharon in her couch bed. James tells Sharon she is next and Sharon claims and vows to make it to the end now to win for her alliance with James. How if she wins she'll throw this HUGE party for her and the SHITHOLE allaince. REALLY BITCH? You now hold yourself to this better than thou light to Natalie but you choose to be friends with such vile pieces of shit who always took things way too far over the line in the house? STUPID BITCH, pick your friends better!

Later James reveals outside that he was eliminated with Sheila and Natalie early in the POV competition! Actually he used insults to describe both ladies but he was out very early in the comp!

In another part of the house Ryan and Sharon talk. Ryan tries to get in good with Sharon if she wins HOH next week. Ryan and Sharon both want to target Natalie for eviction. Minutes later Ryan and Adam talk outside and Adam tells Ryan that he wants to be "trusted" again by him and that when he uses POV that he WILL PUT JAMES UP ON THE BLOCK to be evicted. Ryan forgives Adam and hopes that he does.

Later, after a sex kitchen talk with the HOLY alliance, Sheila tells Ryan she doesn't want to talk about "dicks'. Ryan gets up and says "yeah I don't want to talk about that either..." and then he says he wants to talk about breasts and pussy. But KNOW THIS, just minutes ago he wondered if MEN jerked off behind the mirrors while they filmed the guys. Ryan is sooo Bisexual!

Minutes later Adam talks how good "Jimmy" was/is with Sheila and Ryan. Sheila warns Ryan that James will come after you in wanting to use you to have you NOT use POV. Adam still believes James would have not used POV had he won it but now we'll never really know. Natalie comes outside with her "BOOM! BOOM!" yelps. She now hugs Adam and they laugh.

The HOLY alliance talks about the wrap party and having fun with Matt while Natalie wants to call Matt out on all his bullshit in the house. Little does she know her blowjobs will come out as well. So will James' gay porn past and Jen calling Ryan a "racist" on national television. What else, Adam getting fired from his job, Joshuah's baby dick photos.. and that's about it so far. I think.

Day 59: As midnight comes and goes the house starts to settle down for hte night. Ryan and Natalie are by the guinea pig cage and Natalie tells Ryan she was the first person to enter the house along with Sheila and Jen right behind her. She says she was freaking out looking for "hidden rooms" and "secret passage ways".

She even admits going upstairs thinking there were bedrooms upstairs even though she knew the HOH room was up there. Oh BLOWATALIE!

Now Ryan, Natalie and Sheila all crawl into Sheila's bed with Sheila in the middle. Ryan jokes "so how bad do you want me to use this veto on you Sheila" and Sheila gives Ryan a kiss on his cheek. Now Ryan thinks he will get in trouble with Jen but both ladies say they aren't going to do anything. Sheila LOVES this boat room, it's like her own "personal HOH" every week.

Ryan goes back to his room and both ladies get to quick whispers. The number "9" is back in Natalie's freaking head but it is weird how it makes sense. "Nine lives" for James, "Week 9" and James will be evicted on "April 9th". EERRRRIEEEE!

About thirty minutes later the HOLY alliance are all in the boat room enjoying their newly stress free week. Adam is now in Sheila's bed between Sheila and Natalie. Ryan sits on the banister nearby. Adam jokes about his replacement nominee speech including Natalie being put up. GOOD TIMES and GREAT MEMORIES here. Adam then says "we were hoping you would have a lesbian session in here".

As night continues Natalie swore on God and Jesus Christ that she didn't give Matt a blowjob in the house. Then they, Ryan and Adam, asked her to swear on the bible and she said the bible says you're not suppose to do that but the court system does that all the time... Hmmm... will God be angry with Natalie for lying about this and using him to cover up her lie? If she leaves next week well then there is your answer to that question.

As morning comes and goes James sleeps the morning away. The day is pretty much calm, a little big boring, the conversations have really nothing to do with the game and it's just about life, love and relationships. Also dogs. And Food.

At around 3pm the houseguests finally get their POV prizes they won... outdoor toys. They got putt putt golf, remote control cars and some "topic" cards they can ask each other to start more NEW conversations instead of them repeating themselves over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Later in the day Natalie and Adam eat at the table discussing whether or not Sheila is working with Sharon and James. Sheila comes around the corner and Adam wants to talk to her in the HOH room later. He throws it out there that he wants Sheila to stay on the block against James. WHAT? Even Natalie sits there with this face that she wants that to.

Sheila keeps going on and on about how for them not to play with her like that and that Sharon has to stay on the block, if he isn't it's ONE vote for James to stay, all he needs is another vote from anyone to stay. Adam goes on about how Sheila is a "campaign machine" and she DOES NOT want to stay on the block. She wants Ryan to take her off.

Little does Adam know that Ryan WANTS James gone and the only way to do that is to make sure Sharon is on the block with him. Adam then starts to say he was only "testing" Sheila but had she grabbed at the idea he probably would have pushed for that to happen. All Adam is doing now is getting Sharon's vote for jury. His game play is getting pathetic.

I mean if Sheila gets HOH next week Adam DEMANDS not to go on the block yet he wants Sheila to go up instead of James and now to stay up there against James. I can only hope that Sheila with the miracles of mother angels get HOH and throws Adam up on the block as a "pawn" against Sharon. LOL.

Adam now jokes with Natalie that he doesn't want to put up James and wants Natalie up there. Now Natalie wants him to stop joking and he laughs. That's all the fucking Diary Room needs, is the idea of Adam throwing Natalie up there. FUCK!

Later in the backyard as dark collapses on the house Sharon tells Sheila about her sudden distaste for Natalie and how Natalie wanted to work with James before POV and how now she doesn't after POV. UH OH! We all know Sheila will tell Natalie this and Adam and Ryan how Sharon is trying to campaign for James and saying ANYTHING she can to save James and her in the game. I can't WAIT for this to fucking backfire on Sharon.

Sheila goes inside to get something and Sharon says to herself how she wants to "test her" meaning Sheila. After some minutes Sharon waits and paces for Sheila to come back outside and when Sheila does Big Brother calls her back inside to change her microphone. Sharon waits again... to fuck her own game up and possibly leave over James this week.

With James and Sharon on the block Natalie may vote out Sharon and get Sheila to do the same thing. James stays this week. DAMN IT!

As hours of nothing happens finally the game gets back to being played. With James still going and finally getting evicted come Wednesday Natalie and Adam plan out what to do if Natalie gets HOH. Natalie wants to put up Sharon and Sheila. WOW! This will show the ladies that Natalie is with the boys!

Over in the pink room Sheila and Ryan talk. It seems she and Ryan agree that if Sheila wins HOH that Ryan won't go up... not sure if Ryan promised the same thing. Sheila says she now promises him again before she walks out that if she wins HOH that Ryan won't go up. It's time to play for final four with the HOLY alliance.

Minutes later Sheila uses the excuse of listening to Adam's CD as a means to going up to the HOH room. Natalie also announces that she wants to go upstairs to take a bubble bath. But Adam is not headed up to the HOH room just yet, he's going to play with the remote control cars they won in a comp outside on the fake lawn.

Day 60: As midnight comes and goes Natalie and Adam again are pushing for Sheila to stay on the block with James with Sharon coming off. Sheila then tells Natalie and Adam what Ryan told her, that if he pulls her off that if she wins HOH that Ryan won't go up. She is being honest with them. So Sheila is coming off with POV. I don't care what Adam wants Ryan will do what he wants with the POV. Adam thinks he can tell Ryan what to do with it because supposely it was down to Ryan and Adam in the POV comp and Adam "threw" it to Ryan.

Sheila then wonders why the fuck you didn't win POV and he says he didn't want the pressure of James crying again on him. Now Adam tries to again explain him putting Sheila up against Sharon instead of Natalie becuase he feared Natalie would have gone home more than Sheila "because she's a strong player".

Sheila is then warned by Adam that Sheila wasn't as "risk" this week and how even if James used POV and pulled Sharon off that Natalie or Ryan would have gone up and you still would have stayed. He doesn't DOESN'T want to go up on the block next week if Sheila wins it because there is a sudden RISK factor that he'll go home and if she does put him on the block that if he survives the next week that he's coming after her.

FUCK, this is all Sharon needs to hear to turn Sheila against Adam. Sharon already has Ryan in her corner IF she wins HOH and she can now pull Sheila with Adam's bully tatics used against him. HOLY FUCK SHARON COULD WIN THIS GAME.

Downstairs Sharon and James giggle and whisper to each other. FUCK if I care what they are talking about, they both won't be here come Wednesday. Back up in the HOH room Adam tells Sheila his biggest fear is being up against Sheila because he WILL go home. Adam tries to bring up Sheila's sour mood about not winning anything because her "odds" are getting better and better as the week's go by with less and less people playing for HOH and POV.

After some minutes pass of Sheila's ENDLESS talking she gets back to her beating herself up about how she sucks at all the challenges and Adam talks herself up by saying "you are doing a damn good job" and for her not to worry. Sheila then calls Adam out on his "better" relationship with Natalie and he pauses for a second and denies it. The talk goes back to pumping her up and how she wants to make it the final four "with you guys" and Natalie starts chiming in from the HOH bubble bath tub.

Adam starts pushing for them being the final four and how he wants that to happen. Sheila and Adam point out to Natalie that when they told Matt that they had each other's back that they MEANT it and they are all still there... minus Matt who "did it to himself" on getting evicted. Then Adam and Sheila whisper about taking each other to the final 2 and how Natalie will be tossed out if it comes to them three as the final 3. Natalie of course doesn't hear this.

Now as Natalie gets out of the bathtub Adam is going AWF in a happy sort of way that he made sure "the Sexy 6" alliance that was Jen, Parker, Matt, Natalie, Alex and Amanda was all taken out by his voting tatics before the votes went down. Of course Natalie is still there and Adam says he did all the "work" to make sure the "dirty work" was really on Joshuah and James' hands on all those evictions.

Adam now tells them about when Ryan was HOH the first week of them being single players that Joshuah told Adam, someone he trusted, that Matt was being backdoored and Adam sort of went AWF on Joshuah about how can he now trust him now when he's trying... ahh who cares, that's the past.

Now Ryan and James are talking downstairs and James is working Ryan into most likely not using the POV. Sheila, Natalie and Adam watch them from the HOH spy cam and all wonder if Ryan will "bite" at James' offer. Upstairs in the HOH all three talk about how James has to go and how James told Adam that "bottom line Ryan has to use the Veto and you have to put me up or I'm coming after you". Adam DID NOT like that. THAT is why Adam wants James out.

Adam's mouth is running a mile a minute in the HOH room while James really comes to no real deal with Ryan. All Ryan is doing is working on James for a jury vote. Back in the HOH Adam wants both Sheila and Natalie to tell Ryan "whatever you have to" to get him to use that POV.

Adam now tells them that he has "never fucking lied" to you two in this game. That he toys with Ryan and James in the house and how he's with Natalie and Sheila only. Natalie again tells Adam about how Sharon wants to go after the boys, Adam and Ryan, and how she wants an all girl alliance but now James and Sharon have made it known in the house that they both want Adam out and Adam has to get out James because James has proven himself to be a bigger threat at winning comps.

Sheila again says that James "won't stop" until Wednesday to say. Adam now says that James is downstairs "planting seeds" in Ryan's head. Downstairs James flat out asks Ryan if he is "deadset" on using the POV and Ryan says YES and how it is up to Adam on who goes up in Sheila's place.

Adam now thinks James is downstairs turning Ryan against them in the HOH. Adam again brings up how he threw the POV to Ryan and how Ryan knows this and also how he doesn't want to deal with James and getting pressured to use it.

Back in the kitchen Ryan tries to reason with James about how he is going to take Sheila off and not "creating enemies". James is trying to get Sharon off the block but that's not going to happen. James tries to put it in Ryan's head that Adam is "bound by Sheila". James again brings up how everyone in Ryan's alliance has wanted to "work with me" at some point.

James says "I've kicked enough ass to EARN ANOTHER WEEK". WHAT? Ryan agrees but tells James "you're a very strong player". Ryan is just being NICE to James and letting him down easy. BITCH YOU'RE GOING UP and not getting your way!

Finally James goes to bed and James gives up knowing Ryan isn't going to do what he wants with the POV. Ryan tells James he's going to bed but then heads upstairs to talk to his alliance. They see him coming up and they scatter to make it look like they are not plotting. Sheila puts the headphones on, Natalie lays at the end of the bed while Adam runs into the bathroom.

Ryan comes up and he says hello to everyone and how it sucks he missed Natalie's bubble bath. Then they ask Ryan what James said downstairs and Ryan takes a seat and starts to SPILL to them. They are like kids during Christmas morning, DYING TO FIND OUT WHAT'S ABOUT TO BE REVEALED.

Ryan says James tried to make a last ditch effort for him not using the POV. They are all shocked he did this but also expected James to do it. Ryan says he told James how he already promised Sheila he will take her off and James wants to know what Sheila will do for you. James wondered if Adam can be swayed and how if he can work Natalie and Sheila. They all laugh. Adam wants to know if James pulled the "I'll watch your ass" routine on him and Ryan says no.

Adam now tells Ryan that James threatened him downstairs that if "you don't put me up" that "you're done", whatever that means. Now Natalie warns Ryan that Sharon wants to stick with the girls and go after the boys left and Ryan makes it known that Sharon has to "work with someone" now that James is going. That someone is RYAN BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT. Adam smiles when Ryan told James he's going home.

Sheila now tells Ryan about James laughing about him hurting his neck and how Ryan is lying about it. Ryan laughs saying it's real injury and how James told him that "you need a strong player with your neck being hurt" and all of them called it knowing James would say that.

Ryan wonders if the HOH will be physical and they all tell Ryan it's okay if you can't finish because you're not a target. OHHH! Adam starts going on about James still trying to turn us all against each other, ADAM WANTS JAMES OUT NOW EVEN MORE.

Ryan now says James said "Adam and Natalie are like that" and everyone reacts with James being "like that" with Joshuah when he said he wasn't a week ago. Sheila points out again how with Sharon on the block with him that his only alliance member left in the game so no votes for him. Ryan then says keeping James doesn't benefit no one in the house.

Ryan now jokes about how he's going back downstairs to "fake his injury some more" for James. They all laugh and Ryan goes to bed. Sheila in the HOH room says "well, there you go" and they are happy James is still going home and Ryan is using the POV later today.

Minutes later Natalie, Sheila and Adam talk about a cable breaking in some comp and how Adam was PISSED and then both Sheila and Natalie say they are not suppose to talk about it. Then we get Flames and when it comes back we find out a female voice, who doesn't like Adam, scolded him about talking about something he's not suppose to talk about.

Now they talk about the sequestor house and how Joshuah and Chelsia are wanting to see Natalie come through the door when James will walk through. Adam laughs at how they will see him winning HOH and then not putting up James and then backdooring him! GOOD TIMES in sequestor house for Matt. GOOD FUCKING TIMES!

Later in the night hours Adam and Sheila talk alone in the HOH room about being final 2 no matter what. That each will vote for the other if either is in jury. I doubt this will happen but okay, whatever. Adam and Sheila for final 2... BORING!

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April 3, 2008

Natalie, Ryan & Adam Are Onto Big Brother Trying To Work Them To Keep James & Tailoring Show For James!!!

Every since the live eviction where Joshuah was THANKFULLY evicted Natalie, Ryan and Adam started to BELIEVE and figure out that Big Brother is trying to make their golden boy James go further in the game. If only they knew how James was protrayed as the ULTIMATE VICTIM on Tuesday's episode.

During Big Brother After Dark Ryan told Adam that the Diary Room were trying to get him to work with James and Ryan was like "why the fuck would I want to work with him". Adam laughs at Ryan saying this and when Natalie joins in they all trash Big Brother for trying to set up a HOH game during the week they KNEW Natalie was studying the entire house. How she had that game WON had she been able to play in it.

Now as I watch the feeds at around 3 am Natalie, Ryan and Adam are talking again how this week's HOH was "tailored" for James to win, which he almost did, and how the Diary Room is trying to manipulate them to work with James or help him out.

Then Trivia comes on the feeds and when we come back all three are laughing with Ryan saying "we don't think you're a bitch, we just break everyone's balls". They laugh about Allison Grodner watching the feeds and calling production to tell them to stop trashing the show. Ryan imitates Allison Grodner calling production and then he says "we love you babe".

Natalie laughs saying she's not upset that the show is fixing it for James. Now Ryan says "maybe we should stop talking about shit we shouldn't be talking about". Natalie laughs imitating either Allison Grodner or one of the female production staffers telling them during the flames/trivia "Hey guys... I'm not really upset but if you could stop... that would be great".

Then Adam and Ryan tells Natalie that last night Ryan was scolded by someone who was obviously upset that Ryan was talking about tits. Actually Ryan was smoking and sitting on the pool table, something everyone's done since day one, and he got yelled at for doing it. This happened after midnight when Natalie was mysteriously called into the Diary Room and came out talking about how if the votes come to a tie that she would suddenly keep Joshuah when before she was all about getting out Joshuah. It was classic Diary Room manipulation!

It was then after when Ryan was scolded outside about the pool table and smoking. Both realized how "upset" Big Brother was and how Ryan was commenting he never got yelled at like that before. My only guess is that Joshuah was leaving, it was a done deal and when Big Brother didn't want him to leave and couldn't control the game they supposely got upset taking it out on Ryan.

Every year there will be conspiracy theories in the house. But as a feed watcher and TV show watcher of Big Brother 9, we all can easily see how Allison Grodner and the show WANT James to stick around to the end. Now if Natalie, Adam and Ryan can see this from inside the "bubble" of Big Brother than it's pretty bad of a reality show playing favoritisim. I mean if THEY can see it like we can then there has to be some truth to the show trying to do ANYTHING to keep James in the house.

Ryan Talks About Diary Room Manipulation

Diary Room asks Ryan "why don't you work with James?" Assholes! Ryan says "Like why the fuck would I want to hook up with this guy. It's like they fucking want him to stick around."

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April 2, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 8 Part 2 Feat. The Holy Alliance!

Day 53: Just as midnight rolls past nearly everyone is in bed asleep. Joshuah and Adam are in the kitchen, Joshuah watching Adam eat. Joshuah watches Adam eat some actual food and moans about it because he's on slop and can't eat.

As Adam finishes up he goes to use the restroom. The camera pulls back to reveal an entire line of shoes on the kitchen counter. It seems this is yet ANOTHER prank for Sheila to discover in the morning. Supposely, through Natalie, the James prank crew finds out that Sheila HATES shoes on the counter. Sheila thinks it's disgusting! Oh Sheila.

Minutes later Joshuah and Adam are outside. Joshuah wants to know how Adam is voting and what's his "fate" in the game. Adam plays dumb saying that Natalie will probably put up Sharon and that he won't promise his vote until right before the voting. Remember this whole time Joshuah still thinks he has a new alliance with James, Natalie and Ryan. Joshuah still figures that James and Ryan will vote for Sharon to be evicted creating a tie and then Natalie will send Sharon packing.

Adam isn't suppose to know this plan according to Joshuah's new alliance and Joshuah continues to play the role that he's leaving... well actually Joshuah doesn't know that he REALLY IS LEAVING. That Sharon has turned the house against Joshuah and James. BUH BYE JOSHUAH! Surprise vote coming Wednesday!

After Joshuah and Adam stand outside not talking for an awkward minute or so Ryan comes outside looking so beefy tasty hot wearing just black shorts with his hand down his pants. Joshuah goes inside and Adam is quick to tell Ryan what Joshuah is asking out of Adam.

The plan is still on. VOTE JOSHUAH OUT! Joshuah is now sitting at the kitchen counter watching Adam and Ryan talk outside, their backs to Joshuah. Ryan smiles and laughs about how Joshuah will be leaving with a surprise vote out. Now they go inside and Joshuah is just sitting there still sulking without food and being on the block.

All three now sit at the kitchen counter. Ryan is hating the slop diet. Joshuah tells him to fear Monday when it really starts to effect you. All three are just quiet. Now Joshuah heads off to bed leaving Ryan and Adam to CHIT CHAT.

Now both realize that they need to start memorizing everything in the house, EVERYTHING. They plan to start tomorrow.. "just in case". Adam says "you know James knows that shit". I don't think James does but okay, whatever gets you boys studying.

Later, at around 1:30 in the morning James and Joshuah end up going through with their plan to fuck with Sheila in the middle of the night. James has the pans while Joshuah has the flashlight, they agree to do it next to her face... and then they do.

Apparently Sheila was like "what the fuck" but then went back to bed. Adam woke up saying "what the fuck" while James and Joshuah ran back to the kitchen waiting for the BEAST to emerge from her bedroom. She does not. Both Joshuah and James now grab their swim trunks and change to get in the hot tub.

Now Joshuah talks to James about how STUPID Adam is about his vote and how he's putting "risk" into his vote. It seems Joshuah has bought into Adam's "idiot" facade. Both now talk as if they have say as to who leaves the following week. LOL. Joshuah is now talking about Sheila, Natalie and SHARON are "LOSERS". Joshuah also calls Adam a "piece of shit". LOL. Fuck you DUMBASSUAH, you'll get yours Wednesday.

Now Joshuah seems to think them "idiots" leaving Sharon in the house will "fuck them over". Joshuah now says "I don't mind going" but also really doesn't want to go at the same time. James says "I still hate these fuckers" and how everyone wants to be my "buddy" after this. Joshuah starts talking trash about Sharon and how "drama follows her around" and how she starts it all. Joshuah is saying Adam is "driving me nuts".

James now says that those "three" aka Natalie, Adam and Ryan have the game in the bag. Joshuah says he would give the money to Natalie over Adam or Ryan because he feels she wouldn't waste it away. Now Joshuah thinks the vote will come back 2 to 2 and how it will all fall on Natalie and if she will do the "right" thing. Now James wishes Natalie would just put up Sheila, I FUCKING KNEW he wanted her to go this week.

James now talks about how if he wins HOH what he'll do. James keeps talking like how "we" aka him and Joshuah are still in the game and Sharon is gone. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. James and Joshuah BOTH think Sharon won't go after James because "she's scared of you". HA! Ohhh James now says he won't be "mad" if he doesn't win HOH! Good, think that MALE CUNT!

James is now in "I'll win POV every week" mode. Sorry, it'll end at some point. Inside Sheila gets up and uses the restroom and then returns making a comment about how Dick did it last year and how unoriginal it was. She also notices the shoes on the counter. She gets back into bed but then gets back out to talk to Ryan and Adam about why Joshuah's shoes are on the kitchen counter. They play dumb and say something about inventory and she just brushes it off getting back to bed. Another useless prank gone to shit.

Back outside Joshuah is just DONE with Sharon attacking how she fucking sleeps. He'll grab at anything to make fun of Sharon and apparently her sleeping with her ass on Joshuah is what pisses him off.

Back inside Adam offers Sheila his "man meat" and she passes. Now both take verbal funny stabs at each other about Adam wanting to fuck her and she says she'll keep "one eye open" waiting for more "shit to go down". She says the pots thing was "unoriginal". Adam wants to know what Sheila will do to get back at whoever is fucking with her and she says she will win HOH.

Sheila laughs at Adam talking about coming into the room and "jerking it". She can't stop laughing but tries to go to sleep.

In the late night hours Joshuah and James continue to talk and trash everyone and everything in life, even Joshuah's own parents for attempting to come to the wrap party to make his night "unfun". Joshuah also reveals that his friend is a friend of the show's producer & that's how he got to last season's wrap party, how he stood in line forever to get a picture with Nick... makes me wonder if that's how Josh got onto this new season, with a friend of a friend of the show.

Now James says the show went to a "punk bar" to cast for this season and Joshuah says the went to one of his bars to cast for the gay role and then we get FLAMES. It seems Big Brother was trying to create a cast as usual and not just casting the best of the crop. They wanted roles to fill.

Later James goes to bed and Joshauh is left to clean up the shoe mess in the kitchen. After he's done he pathetically walks up to James' picture on the memory wall and reaches out holding the POV necklace. Camera zooms in on him doing this and then after a few seconds he lets it go back down every so gently. Joshuah turns around toward the camera with this "I'm so fucked" look. YEP, you voted James back in and now you're leaving because of him! FUCKING BRILLANT game move DUMBASSUAH!

Day 53, Part 2: POV ceremony has come and gone. But before it happened Joshuah got into Natalie's easy to persuade ear and got her thinking that getting out Sharon is BACK to being a good idea. POV ceremony happens and it seems James made a comment about Adam throwing HOH's. Sharon goes up as planned and the POV ceremony is over. Oh yes, James is safe, in case you didn't realize it.

Then Natalie talks to Ryan upstairs and starts telling him about the idea of keeping Joshuah and Ryan is NOT down with that. He wants the plan to stay the same and Joshuah to be OUT. He wants Natalie to get back on the path of getting Joshuah out and how keeping Joshuah will help James. The plan is now back on to keeping Sharon again. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T LET NATALIE WIN HOH AGAIN, we're all going to get ulcers here.

Now Ryan tells Natalie that he's pissed that Adam has admitted to throwing HOH's in the past and that if he's secretly working with James that if Ryan gets HOH that he'll put him up. They start to believe Adam is secretly working with James.

Downstairs Ryan confronts Adam about the throwing of the HOH's and possibly working with James and Adam denies it and says it's not true, how it's another way James is trying to pit people against each other. They squash it, Ryan believes Adam and now they hate James yet again. Natalie and Sharon are outside when this happens and both are happy now that James' 3,423th attempt to destory the houseguests has failed.

Later in the hot tub Sharon, Joshauh and James talk about what to do in the coming weeks. From this conversation we can see Sharon LYING to James and Joshuah about how the other side of the house isn't saying shit to her and making no deals with her, WHEN THEY ARE, and we see Joshuah and James continue to play it up as if Joshuah is leaving and Sharon is staying, WHICH SHE IS, but both James and Joshuah are under the impression they have a new life in the house.

Then later Sharon and Ryan make a new secret alliance. It seems Ryan has replaced his secret alliance with Joshuah with Sharon now. The only problem I can see for Ryan now is when Joshuah walks out the door that he'll tell everyone "I have a secret alliance with Ryan and Adam" to fuck with the other side of the house just before they go into the HOH comp. The only thing now is will anyone believe Joshuah?

Also in the couch room Joshuah and James talk about how James thinks Sharon is telling the other side information. It seems Natalie came up to James telling him she knows about what Joshuah and Chelsia were planning on doing with the ketchup some nights ago. Joshuah thinks it was Sheila but James thinks it was Sharon. Joshuah starts to think now that Sharon could be telling the other side certain things and James sends his new BITCH out to gather information to see if Sharon really is doing this.

Now Joshuah gets up and walks into the pink room to find Ryan. Ryan continues to fuck with Joshuah about how "if Natalie is still in on the plan then I am" bullshit Joshuah tells Ryan that he talked to Natalie earlier in the sauna room about how he has Ryan's vote and Ryan agrees he still does and how "Natalie is still on board". Joshuah still holds onto belief that this new alliance with him, James, Ryan and Natalie actually works and he stays another week, WHICH IT WON'T.

Later Natalie and Sheila talk game in the HOH room. Natalie keeps talking about Sharon this and Sharon that, basically showing signs of not trusting Sharon but Sheila keeps pushing Natalie into the direction of trusting Sharon. Sheila tries her damnest to get Natalie to realize that Sharon is DONE with her former alliance and that she agreed to go up as pawn against James next week.

Sheila now says that if Joshuah walks out that door that "he will fall apart". Then Sheila tries to get "her family", "your family", "Amanda's family" and "Allison's family" will be "cheering" when Joshuah walks out the door this Wednesday.

Later outside Adam and Ryan talk about Sharon "being 100% on board". Ryan says Sharon has "no problem" putting James up if she wins HOH. Adam is happy to hear that Sharon says she will nominate James and Sheila on the block and how both agree "we have to take that deal" over Joshuah's bullshit deal about not putting up James or them and supposely only putting up the girls. They don't believe Joshuah's stupid deal and he's still out come Wednesday! YEAH!

Day 54: James talks with Natalie in the midnight hours about game. Natalie continues to play the "I don't know what Adam, Ryan and Sheila are doing" and how maybe they are in a new alliance with Sharon leaving both us and James out if it. Natalie tells James that she's "scared" of him and he says "really?" Natalie laughs trying to get it out of James that if he will put her up next week and he won't say as usual and then says how it all depends what Natalie does this week.

She continues to play it up how she wants it to come to a tie this week, WHEN SHE DOESN'T, and then again tries to get James to ADMIT that he is working with Joshuah and James won't admit to it. James plays off his "friendship" with Joshuah as the same kind of friendship he has with Sharon and her.

Then a few questions later he suddenly MAGICALLY starts talking about how his "side of the house" aka his SHITHOLE ALLIANCE control the jury and decide who wins the game. WAIT, BUT you just said you and Joshuah aren't really close or working together. Natalie knows this is bullshit because Sharon is FUCKING DONE with James, Joshuah and Sharon, so James' bullshit theory that his SIDE controls the jury votes is just pointless, meaningless and he'll soon realize that come Wednesday. LOL stupid James.

As the day drags on and morning has come and gone Joshuah tries to make a boring ass Monday interesting. He takes out a plate of food in the kitchen, waits for an "idiot" to come near him and Adam does and then Joshuah starts to cry. His bullshit fake crying seems to work because Adam sorta believes him. Remember Joshuah wants to be an "actor" on some soap opera so he think he can pull this off.

Adam comforts him and then Natalie comes down to eat, Joshuah goes outside and Natalie and Adam get to talking. For a split second, well, maybe less than a split second, both think aobut keeping Joshuah and then it's back to getting him out. Natalie is pissed that James won't make any deals until after the HOH comp. She's all about fucking James over now and making him weaker by getting out his "best friend".

Later Sheila comes in and Adam toys with them that he and Ryan want the house to come to a split vote so Natalie can make the final vote. Both laugh at him and he looks as if he joking, which I think he is, and Natalie jokes back saying that on the live show when Julie Chen announces that it's a tie that Natalie will tell Julie to wait a second and then she'll walk over to Adam and "deck him" in the face! LOL.

Later Adam and Joshuah talk outside and Joshuah is promising the WORLD to Adam. That he'll throw HOH and that if James wins and puts Adam up on the block that he'll promise to vote to keep Adam and God knows what else. Joshuah gets Adam thinking especially after telling him that if Sharon stays that she'll work with James, WHEN SHE WON'T and how Sharon WILL put up Ryan and Adam if she wins HOH, which she might but who really knows.

Adam goes inside to talk to Natalie in the bathroom about how he was told by Joshuah that Sharon WILL go after Ryan and Adam if she wins and Adam AGAIN wavers and wonders if he should keep Joshuah. As they talk Sharon cleans dishes and looks in the mirror to see what they are talking about. Sheila comes over and everyone's laughing, having a good time, Natalie also pushes for Adam NOT to believe anything Joshuah says. How Joshuah is working with James and how they are both against the house. YEAH!

Later Joshuah and Sharon talk in the hot tub Joshuah tells Sharon how he plans to go out "with a bang". He tells her about his epic lie that he wants to tell the house to fuck them up in the next HOH comp. I guess he wants to do this to give James an edge but anyways, Sharon plays along and tells him how everyone will be "fucked" when they hear it. Joshuah even gets encouragment from Sharon about how everyone will think it makes sense because BB would never really give the houseguests an update on Neil when all along Joshuah didn't need one, or something like that.

As the dullest day in the Big Brother 9 house drags on the house finally gets some things to play with. One can only assume that Big Brother has enough footage for the episodes this week and most likely don't plan on having to re-edit everything again.

The houseguests got some kind of clay, playing cards, dominos, paints, etc. Everyone loves it, even James has fun making stuff out of this clay material. It's just something to do. Then Joshuah and Sharon head to bed and both act as if they are going when they are under the impression the other is going to be evicted. Funny stuff their conversation.

Over in the kitchen our BISEXUAL TEDDY BEAR Ryan hears Sheila or someone use the term "fag" and Ryan wants to know what Sheila calls "gay people" and she says "I call them gay" and how she doesn't like to use any other term. Ryan then says "the proper name for them is HOMOSEXUAL". LOL. Oh our BISEXUAL TEDDY BEAR, always ready to learn about the gay culture.

Later Sharon, James and Joshuah are in the couch room, Sharon trying to sleep but with the lights on and the GAB QUEENS Joshuah and James make fun of Natalie, Matt, Sheila, Ryan and Adam as that group, minus Matt, chit chat over in the kitchen area. Everything that is overheard in the couch room from the kitchen, these BITTER GAB QUEENS start ripping into the other side of the house... behind their backs because they are cowards and won't do it to their faces, not yet at least.

Then talk starts around Sheila's period that she had in the shower some days ago and it seems Big Brother gave the houseguests some cleaning products to clean the shower. James jokes that he "blew a load" last night in the shower, WHICH HE DID, and Sharon and Joshuah just don't believe James and BELIEVE he is just joking when in fact HE DID.

Joshuah's anger for Sheila, along with James hate for her, is driving Joshuah up the wall. Could we have another blow up soon? Possibly. Joshuah then says that Sheila is the type of woman that would make you want to slap her and James chimes in how he almost did the night he and her got into it outside a few nights ago. REALLY? Now James tries to backtrack how he doesn't feel like that to all women, just Sheila.

If Sheila's side gets power, shit if Sheila gets HOH, expect Sharon to tell her about James wanting to slap her. That'll be great TV when Sheila confronts James and demand he do it. BE A MAN BITCH!

Now Joshuah talks about how he wants to take a pillow and go over to the kitchen and suffocate someone with it. He then talks about killing himself with the pillow and then talks about wanting a fire to erupt and they all burn to death in it the house. Oh man, wait oh wait until Sharon tells this to the other side. If she's smart, once Joshuah is gone, she'll blame all the vile insults of death on James and James alone!!!

Day 55: As midnight passes Sharon and Joshuah sleep in their bed, James and Sheila cook up slop while Adam and Ryan play chess. Natalie has now come out of the Diary Room and this new day better get interesting because this final 7 is BORING AS HELL.

My only guess is the HOH comp tomorrow will be about the april fool's jokes played on the house and the POV will be endurance where Natalie and James will once again battle it out for last cock sucker standing.

Later Joshuah and James head into the sauna to sweat the anger out. Both agree whoever wins this game deserves it because at this point James just feels defeated. All he wants to do now is just sleep and wake up for comps and then go back to sleep. James also reveals that he's getting some hope that he and Joshuah will stay in the house together after this week but continues to nervous when the other side of the house talks together.

Then James reveals that if he gets HOH he's going to nominate Adam and Natalie. James now talks about "scaring" Sheila into their "final 2" deal, basically James is grasping at straws to get votes. Now Joshuah wants to propose to the guys that if they get out Sharon then it could be four guys versus 2 women in the house.

Minutes later James and Joshuah head outside and James talks about how he can't wait to get Natalie out and how she thinks she's this "POV Princess". James is just next in line in the SHITHOLE alliance to hate the other women in the house. First it was Joshuah, then it was Chelsia and now James. ALL HATE the women in the house.

As Morning comes and goes Sheila and Joshuah get into a fight in the sauna room where Natalie is painting her nails with Sheila. Joshuah is just DONE with Sheila trying to campaign to get him out when he thinks only Sharon should be doing it. Basically he and James can both campaign for him to stay but no one but Sharon can campaign for her to stay. Joshuah is just scared and grasping at straws to stay.

He then threatens her to a degree by telling her that he will "flip you over on your head... IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP". Sheila then calls him out on yet another threat on her and how he can't do that and she gets up to go tell on him in the Diary Room. The look on Joshuah's face pretty much shows that he did just threaten her AGAIN.

After Sheila goes into the Diary Room Joshuah starts talking about how he had every right to do what he did and how he DIDN'T threaten her. Natalie agrees with him as she always agrees with everyone. Ryan comes in and so does Sharon, they both also agree with Joshuah, all they are doing is just trying to get Joshuah's vote once he leaves tomorrow.

Minutes later Joshuah is called into the Diary Room, he comes out and hugs Sheila. They hug again and apologize to each other but then Joshuah still claims to follow her everywhere because he still doesn't trust her.

Later Joshuah packs his suitcase for the FIRST time and tells James "this sucks". Hopefully this will be the only time he has to pack so he can get the FUCK out of that house already! James just watches Joshuah pack. They both can hear a VERY HAPPY Sharon scream for joy in the kitchen area as she plays cards with Adam and Sheila. HA HA HA!

Later, in the hours of sheer boredom, FINALLY Ryan and Adam talk outside about who they are voting for. They are the SWING votes this week and THEY decide together who stays and who goes. They both agree Sharon MUST stay this week and that she WILL put up James while Joshuah won't. They also laugh that if Sharon wins HOH that she'll put up Sheila against James.

Goodbye Joshuha. GAME OVER.

Later James get his HAIR DID by Natalie in the HOH room and she continues to FUCK with James about how if this alliance with her, Ryan, James and Joshuah doesn't go as planned that the "boys" are responisble for Joshuah going home. She's making sure she's not the reason why Joshuah isn't going, when she is.

James again is starting to believe that this new alliance IS going to work when it isn't. Minutes later he heads downstairs to talk to Joshuah in the couch room. He tells him that Natalie told him that everything is still going as planned and if something goes wrong it's Ryan's fault because he didn't let it go to a tie. James REALLY believes that Natalie is down with the plan and not at fault if Joshuah leaves. IDIOT.

Joshuah now tells James how he talked to Sharon about "not cutting any deals" with the other side of the house WHEN SHE HAS. THESE 2 IDIOTS think they are about to fuck with the house by making them keep them when in fact the house is making sure James' best friend is out of the house.

Joshuah gets up to hug James and also tells him they are "not worried about it". James tells Joshuah "you have nothing to worry about" and how Sharon "has nothing to offer them". LOL. This is too fucking funny. Both believe this new alliance is REAL, when it isn't.

Later Sharon goes up to the HOH room where Sheila and Natalie are. Sharon is next to get her HAIR DID and both want to find out what was said by James. Natalie is ready to spill it all to James. AND SHE DOES. Sharon loves to hear how both Joshuah and James are getting "cocky" thinking they are both staying as a team while Sharon is supposed to leave on their account.

Minutes later Ryan comes up and more James bashing occurs and how they will win HOH again and how Joshuah is still leaving. Ryan leaves and Sharon is now talking about how Joshuah and James are idiots for under estimating her.

Later Sheila is in the HOH room talking to Sharon who strokes her hair. Natalie and Sharon talk Sheila up that if James is out of the HOH comp that pretty much everyone will throw it so that Sheila wins HOH to take out James. Sheila says she has the "kiwi's" to take out James.

Later Ryan and Adam smoke and CHIT CHAT outside about tomorrow's HOH. They hope for a double eviction where both Joshuah and James are out back to back. They walk back inside and Natalie follows Sharon up to the HOH room and wants them to also go upstairs to STUDY, STUDY, STUDY.

Minutes later Ryan and Adam talk on the upstairs couch about all the facts the house has been giving during the week. It seems BB has been telling the houseguests how many miles it takes to swim in the lap and other weird bullshit. They study for a few minutes and LAZY FUCK RYAN is done heading back downstairs. He BELIEVE he has it down, whatever "it" is.

Adam stays upstairs studying the bookcase wall. Tomorrow they plan on studying everything else in the house. Over in the couch room Joshuah and James both snore the night away thinking both are staying for another week. Sheila sleeps in her bedroom thanks to Tylenol PM and Chelsia is probably fighting with Matt in the sequestor house.

Now Adam goes into the HOH room to go over mental notes about the counts in the house with Natalie. It's more Natalie quizzing Adam on the numbers of everything in the house. Remember Natalie can't compete this HOH comp and even if it is numbers of anything in the house she's putting all her knowledge in Adam in hopes of winning through him.

Ryan comes into the HOH and finds them studying numbers. LAZY FUCK Ryan doesn't want to be quizzed and tells Natalie that "we'll leave it up to you". SHE'S NOT EVEN PLAYING idiot. Natalie is quizzing Adam and he's getting them all right, just in case the comp is about house numbers and house facts. Ryan tries to play along but fails miserably.

Day 56: Just as midnight passes Natalie is called into the Diary Room and when she comes out she goes back up to her HOH to find Ryan is immeditaely goes into a speed talk about how if the vote comes to a tie that she will KEEP Joshuah!!! Ryan hates this idea and reassures Natalie that the vote will NOT come back as a tie and even if it does that it isn't him, that it was Adam who switched his vote.

Ryan keeps pushing that if the votes come back as a tie to make sure that SHARON STAYS and that JOSHUAH is voted the fuck out. Ryan reminds Natalie to NOT trust Joshuah about how he'll go back on his word and fuck you over. Ryan also tells Natalie that keeping Joshuah "rewards" James. Natalie is getting back on track to make sure Joshuah leaves. FUCKING BIG TIT TWAT! Focus BITCH you can't trust James or Joshuah! YOU CAN'T!

Both also agree to work with each other after this week that if James wins HOH that either Natalie or Ryan wins POV to take the other off with it. Ryan again tells Natalie he's voting to keep Sharon. Ryan keeps getting Natalie to realize that even if the votes come back 2 to 2 that keeping Joshuah rewards James and the "other person" who made the votes come to a tie.

Both laugh how shocked both James and Joshuah will be tomorrow after the live vote. They both head downstairs and everything is fine again. Now we get flames on the feeds, not sure why.

Morning has come and gone and the houseguests get ready for the day. At one point James tells Adam to no longer call him "Jimmy" and then later during the Trivia we get a quick glimpse at the Big Brother employees praticing in the backyard for the HOH comp. Some woman who's obviously on TEAM JAMES says James won the first practice round, Sharon won the 2nd practice round and then another uber bitch in TEAM JAMES said that whoever wins the practice round usually wins the actual live round. BULLSHIT!

I've seen in seasons pass where houseguests talk about how they won the "practice round" but didn't actually win the live round during the eviction show. SO WHATEVER, James is still losing!

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March 30, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 8 Featuring The Holy Alliance!

Day 49: As midnight comes and goes James continues to talk to Chelsia in the bathroom and wanting to know WHY WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS AFTER HIM. He really feels like all the shit he's done and all the times he's broken his word are just not registering in his mind that maybe those are the reasons why the house is after him. Or maybe it's because he's won HOH and back to back POV's since returning to the house of idiots.

Chelsia now says that the entire house is JEALOUS of James because he's "HAPPY". YEAH, THAT'S IT TWAT, we're all jealous because he's "happy". DING DING BITCH, YOU GOT IT!

Minutes later Joshuah comes back into the bathroom to tell James and Chelsia that he caught Ryan telling Natalie and Sheila what they just talked about. James says "we're fucked".

Sheila comes walking by them and has to use the bathroom. She smiles at the, they smile back and when Sheila closes the door Chelsia gives Sheila the middle finger twice. Then they laugh about Sheila. She comes out and leaves with a few joking comments back and forth. When she walks around the corner James laughs and tries to strangler her if she were standing in front of him and hitting her in the face repeatedly. Violent much?

Later James tells Chelsia and Joshuah in the bathroom that he's happy he beat Nick from last season and Matt from their cast. UM., HOW THE FUCK DID NICK GET BROUGHT INTO THIS? Why Nick? James has issues with guys who look like Nick and Matt. BIG ISSUES.

WOW! Later Chelsia- JUST WOW. Chelsia was in the kitchen with James and Joshuah eating grapes and Adam was outside smoking. Chelsia throws grapes at the window, Adam notices it. Then she grabs some grapes, opens the sliding glass door and throws them at him. He comes inside smilling and laughing but kinda pissed she's picking on him and grabs the rest of the grapes still attached to the stems/vines and smashes it in her face.

She laughs and he laughs while Joshuah and James laugh watching. She looses her balance and falls flat to her ass and then Adam steps back with the vines still in his hand. She laughs and then he throws it at her face from a behind side angle and it slips by fast against her face. She says "ow you fucker". Adam smiles as he heads up the stairs giving her no apology.

Both Joshuah and James are just shocked at this. They laugh about how they didn't back her up on "that one". Now Chelsia thinks it's "creepy" Adam got mad at her throwing grapes at him. Joshuah wants her to go to the Diary Room to tell on him. James then says "Now I know I'll get punched when I put him up". They still can't believe what just happened, Chelsia calling it "weird" and "creepy" over and over again.

Minutes later Chelsia, Joshuah and James stand in front of the memory wall and make fun of everyone and laugh about everything that has happened in the house.

The day has been kinda quiet, boring... we're all waiting for the live show to see who wins HOH... check back after the live show.

Day 49, Part 2: What's that! GTVB's TEAM FUCKING WON HOH... AGAIN! The reason Natalie, Ryan, Adam and Sheila are my team is because I can't stand James, Joshuah, Chelsia and Sharon. With Chelsia leaving today with a vote of 5 to 0 and her immature childish exit... well that's all I needed to watch her humiliate herself live on national TV. And what's up with Big Brother giving Chelsia and James this great couple edit, they are scum just like the rest of us, show the scum part as well! Not the sugar coated scum they did show.

Natalie and Joshuah both prayed to GOD on the live feeds demanding help from him to win to take the other out. It seems GOD picked a side and chose Natalie. DOES GOD WANT JOSHUAH OUT? Fuck, even I want Joshuah out of the fucking house! GOD, let James win POV again and have Joshuah pack his bags leaving in another firecracker penis blaze of dim glory.

Later in the pink room Natalie packs her stuff while Adam unpacks his stuff to sleep back in teh room. They both agree this is a "good" week for them. Joshuah comes into the pink room and Natalie tells Joshuah not to worry about how she's going to win POV. WHAT? So James isn't going up? Natalie wants to backdoor him but hopefully Sheila can get it into her head to just up the fucker up and if he gets POV to save himself!

Joshuah leaves unhappy that he's finally going on the block but bottles everything up and says nothing. He goes outside to tell Sharon that he and her are going up on the block. Sharon isn't happy to hear this. Joshuah thinks "his winning streak is done" and how they are in a "code red pink situation now". Now Sharon says GOD doesn't want James to win, she's even believing the holy hype in the house now.

Joshuah says he's fine in the house with votes if he's up against James. James comes outside and tells Joshuah that he's been told he's going up in "some kind of way". Joshuah thinks he and James will go up and that will be the end of it. James is now worried that the "GOD of POV" is now playing and both worry that the POV is not puzzles. Here's hoping it's the face morph!

Joshuah says now "I was one question behind that bitch". Joshuah starts going off calling Natalie a "whore" and how she is no where near what inspiriation is. Joshuah is now eating carbs and how if he looses the food comp tomorrow he'll just flip the fuck out.

Inside Sheila, Natalie, Ryan and Adam LAUGH IT UP and just have a GAY OL' time celebrating how happy their week is going to be. Sharon is in there as well watching them and tries to get in good with them.

Sheila now tells Natalie that this week is about putting the people on the block who DID YOU WRONG and Sharon is all AMEN about that. Sharon will of course push for Joshuah and James to be on the block and Sharon could get her way this week with Natalie THROUGH GOD HIMSELF!

Minutes later Joshuah talks to Natalie about what James is saying about being backdoored. Now Natalie tells Joshuah that he's going up, she wants him surprised at the nominaton ceremony. Joshuah is all about making sure James goes up and goes home this week to protect himself. Now Natalie tells Joshuah that he is now going up against James and if she wins POV that she will pull Joshuah down and put up Sharon to make sure James goes. UH OH! If Sharon keeps going up as pawn the house may just get rid of her and this HOH could backfire on Natalie!!!

Now Natalie goes on about her new number obsession "7" and how everything in the world has lined up with the number 7 to make sure she wins. Sharon comes into the couch room and now Natalie goes on about how James is going up and "to not mess with me". Sharon is back to saying "God won't let James win this game". I feel she's only saying this now to get to Natalie to make sure her and Joshuah stay this week. That Natalie says focused on getting James out.

Joshuah is worried that James will win again. Sharon keeps telling Joshuah that everyone hates James in the house and that everyone is joining together this week to get him out. Joshuah is still worried. OHHH now Joshuah now opens up the possibility of keeping the nominations the same and how James will STILL go home before Joshuah. AWWW Joshuah says this in front of Sharon.... AWWWW.

Sheila comes in and then says James could win POV and how everyone, including her, wants Joshuah to stay even after her and him had problems. Sheila keeps telling Joshuah to not worry and Joshuah is sniffling, shedding a tear, doesn't want to leave. Natalie gets up to leave. Sheila now tells Joshuah not to look at James like he's "Superman" and that James didn't win this HOH even though he was trying to psych people out saying he would win.

Natalie screams joyfully in the house and Joshuah tells Sheila and Sharon that she's so "happy". Sheila says Natalie should be happy after what "she's been through". Sharon agrees that all Chelsia did was make fun of other people. "She needs to grow up, she's a brat" says Sheila about Chelsia.

Outside James is all by himself in the hot tub and inside Ryan and Adam play up how Natalie is getting her HOH pictures and both hug her from both sides. Now they joke about James being in the hot tub in "fetal position". They then all say not to "break his balls" and not to act as how they would be acting had they won HOH. It's true, Joshuah and James would be mean as hell with power.

Outside Joshuah starts mocking Natalie to James about what she's been saying about the number seven. Joshuah then says that God gave Natalie a sign to which James interrupts and says "OH FUCKING GOD" and Joshuah finishes saying God gave Natalie a sign to wear her red outfit and when she saw the set and how she "matched" that she knew she would win.

Joshuah also tells James that he and him are going on the block and how Sharon is not going on the block with POV if neither win. Now Joshuah says that this week is Matt's birthday and that Natalie is sending one of them to him for his birthday! James says "whatever" and then says "it will be fun campaigning" to which Joshuah says nothing about it.

Then Joshuah says "Chelsia is not going to be happy". LOL. Joshuah continues to play now for James jury vote if he leaves this week. James then says Adam told him some minutes ago "shitty week for you". James then says he's "hating" Adam more and more and more. LOL. James then says "this sucks".

Later in the kitchen James, Adam, Sharon, Sheila, Joshuah and Ryan are laughing in the house. Sheila is talking about something and James tells Adam not to "touch me" and how the whole house is after him. Sheila laughs telling James "well you shouldn't be so good" and James tells Sheila, "go fuck yourself". Both then tell the other they are kidding. James keeps ragging on how he was only after Adam and how the whole house is after him and how Adam won't deny going after him. Sharon then says "are we talking game right now?"

Joshuah then makes a funny comment about how either the "fag" or the "pink haired" guy will go and how the fashion in the house will go down from here. James then says Joshuah is a better "mental" threat in front of everyone and how Adam is "fat". Everyone keeps brushing off James' comments and James isn't really getting the reactions he wants from them. Sharon is just sooo OVER insults in the house.

Now everyone makes light of Natalie's magical "number 7" week. Joshuah says tomorrow will be 50 days "sharing out life together" and Joshuah rolls his eyes followed by a smile. Natalie is now in the Diary Room going AWF about winning and getting revenge.

Sheila now makes a comment about how people really want to hear James story and James makes a slamming comment about how he can write about his life in sequestor. Sheila smiles and laughs telling him to "stop it". Sharon joins in and does the "whoomp whoomp" sound. James feeling so bad for himself BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS HAPPY AND HOW THE PRIZE IS JUST "PAPER". He told this to Chelsia last night.

Then James again brings up how he and Chelsia have been having sex in the house "for a while" and we get FLAMES. So now we're going to get blocked feeds everytime he talks about him and Chelsia having sex? WHAT THE FUCK?

Later Natalie gets her HOH and celebrates. She reads her letters from home outloud and everyone loves hearing, no assholes interrupting. Even Adam has to wipe some tears because it was so tearful watching Natalie read and try not to breakdown. Afterwards everyone hugs and even James gives Natalie a hug. AWWWW!

James is now 2nd to leave the HOH room and does something with his finger in his mouth. Ryan is downstairs and heads back up after James says Natalie "really deserves" the letter. "She really does".

Minutes later Joshuah heads downstairs to hug James and tells him that Natalie's father works at WalMart and he'll throw it in her face later in the game as if that is an insult. Now Joshuah acknowledges Sharon staying up there. James says her Cd is horrible music but again goes on how she "deserves" it after them putting her through "hell".

Joshuah then says "If you win POV then it's all over" for him. Joshuah now wants this game to be a popularity contest and how he and James "would win". HELL NO YOU WON'T! Then they talk about how the "Lord" is on their side and James says "oh that guy".

Later outside Joshuah tells Ryan and Adam that he doesn't want to go home and if James wins POV that he still doesn't want to go home. He then tries to redeem himself if this gets back to Sharon by saying even if he does stay on the block that he's fine with that too. Sharon comes outside with his beer and he goes to the hot tub to talk with her about how he's scared this week.

Upstairs Natalie looks at her picture of her dog and cries while telling her mom to clip his toenails. She then says "my baby". James comes upstairs and she says "hey crazy James". James now says he wants to say congratulations and that he's fine with going on the block. Natalie tries to set James up by saying she doesn't know what to do but he keeps telling her to put him on the block. He says this so he makes sure he plays for POV because this week only one person can't play this week and he WANTS TO PLAY POV.

Now James hopes this week on getting him out isn't for "Matt" and how he tells her Adam is his target. Now he tries to get on her good side, wanting to work with her, how everyone is still "working couples" and pushing Joshuah/Sharon to be split up as well as Adam and Sheila.

Now James and Natalie talk about FINAL 2, what?!?! Natalie tells James that she's debating not to put up James and wants him to throw the POV to make sure one of them leaves. James now says "this is our trust" for the rest of the game and how they "have each other's backs". Natalie is definitely playing James because she wants him to believe he's not going up and then he does. This week is ALL FOR MATT and she is just toying with him.

After he leaves she talks to herself about how if she should trust James and how she REALLY doesn't know what to do. WHAT THE FUCK BITCH!

Later Adam goes up to the HOH room where Sheila is with Natalie and starts dancing and yelling out in praise. Natalie starts to spill certain things about her conversation with James but not everything. They start trashing James to Natalie about how he manipulates and Natalie brings up how James wants her to "trust" him and this sets them both off to remind her how James got out Matt.

Soon after Natalie is back to hardcore getting James out and giving Matt his "birthday" present of Chelsia and James, back to back. Natalie also says she wants to get rid of James for her "sexy six" alliance: Alex, Amanda, Jen, Parker and Matt. That Natalie is the last survivor of that stupid alliance.

Downstairs in the hot tub Sharon and Joshuah talk. Sharon is FINALLY telling Joshuah she doesn't trust James anymore and that she only voted him back in becuase he would fight with them. She wants JAMES OUT! She's fucking done with James!

Then they talk about who to target if they get HOH next week. Joshuah wants to go after Natalie and Ryan, how typical, while Sharon wants to go after Ryan and Adam.

Later talk starts happening about who is starting shit up again tonight. Something about Ryan telling Joshuah about some family comment that was made by Joshuah and so Joshuah goes in to tell Natalie in front of Sheila that he didn't mean anything bad about Natalie's family in anything he said and then Sheila goes to Ryan asking who told Joshuah and then Ryan tells Sheila that James told Joshuah that Sheila was talking shit about... oh good grief, it was just one of those who said what type bullshit that gets blamed on James. They all come to an agreement that James is trying to pit people against each other to take target off his own back. Even Joshuah tells Sheila that James told him about the "family" comment supposely she made.

Actually I think James told Natalie how Joshuah wants to tear Natalie's family apart again with new information from the HOH letter she got. Not sure, it's so confusing, they all have beer and wine in their systems.

OHHH Later Adam tells Joshuah and Sharon outside how James tried to throw both remaining couples in the house to be targets and not him. Joshuah and Sharon of course did not like that. And inside Natalie and Sheila laugh at Chelsia's black and white photo and Natalie waves goodbye to Chelsia! GOOD SHIT HERE.

Day 50: As midnight comes Sheila is playfully FREAKING THE FUCK OUT that her Penthouse photos and "raunchy"/"classy" photos are on the internet, blogs and how Eric from Season 8 mentioned he's seen her photos on the internet and how "weird" Eric was looking at him. Sheila won't let the issue go and how everyone in the house knows about the entire world seeing her photos.

This woman actually thinks we have to go to the company, buy the back issue which supposely costs alot of money and then see it for themselves. She can't fathom that the photos can be scanned and posted on any website, message board, etc.

The whole reason for this is James is trying to get Sheila to NOT believe Chelsia use to make fun of Sheila's "big" vagina but now Sharon says that "they were talking outside" and she stayed out of it. Sheila gets playfully angry that Chelsia did say something about her "large" vagina even though James continues to try to play it off like someone on her side made it up. Sheila then says that when Chelsia left she made a comment about "riding" Sheila hard and that also leads her to believe Chelsia did say those things. Nothing James can do will make anyone love Chelsia anymore.

Nick's name is brought up and Sheila & Joshuah so want Nick to come back to the house. BISEXUAL Ryan then asks Joshuah if he thinks Nick is "gay, bisexual or what". Joshuah and Sheila say "Nick is fucking hot and very secure with his manhood". Joshuah now gives Lauren from MTV's The Hills that he wants to be on her show!

Now talk centers around if Sheila has done "porn" and she says no, HELL NO. Then James starts asking Adam if he's done it and James NEVER admits to his own gay porn.

Later as Sharon, James and Joshuah try to sleep in their couch beds James wants them all to be on a team against the rest of the house. They want to win food while the other side is on slop. James then says "that could be me up in that mutha fucker". Joshuah says more him becuase he came in second.

Up in the HOH room Sheila tells Natalie that Ryan was the one who told Joshuah about the "family" comment about Natalie. She now won't tell Ryan anything and to keep their mouths shut with the "boys" on their side.

Later Joshuah paces downstairs in his white briefs thinking. He now heads up to the HOH room to find Natalie by herself. Sheila is downstairs getting her stuff in the boat room to probably sleep in the HOH room.

Joshuah now talks about how scared he is that James will win POV. Sheila comes upstairs and talk gets around that if James does use POV and takes himself off that Sharon will go up and GO HOME! Sheila doesn't say anything as she shouldn't. It was a stupid comment to make in front of Sheila and Joshuah and everyone has this silent pause.

Joshuah then says "at least I'm honest". Natalie then says she doesn't trust Sharon and how she's a "mole". Now Natalie tells them both about James wanting final 2 deal and how Chelsia "screwed" herself earlier in the game. Joshuah is also worried about how him campaigning against James will go.

Joshuah also tells them he has "no clue" as to what is really going on with James which is bullshit. Then Joshuah tells them that James came downstairs after talking to Natalie that someone upstairs was trying to out Joshuah about something he said about Natalie's family. They both say that James is trying to start shit, to get you to yell at us, take the target off his back and on yours.

Joshuah then says he if wins POV that he might not even use POV in fear that Sharon would go up and go home. REALLY? I don't believe you. Minutes later Natalie continues to deny that she ever gave Matt a blowjob. The Natalie says she did TOUCH it but that was it, NOT TRUE. Joshuah then asks if Matt is "big" and she smiles saying "yes". Joshuah then SMILES big and says he knew it was based on his observations in Matt's "sweat pants". LOL.

OH THANK GOD. Joshuah finally leaves HOH and Sheila and Natalie talk about how Joshuah is still the 2nd target this week if James magically wins POV. Sheila is happy that Natalie is admitting to toying with Joshuah about leading him to believe Sharon will be going before him. They also wonder who James will target if stays yet again, they hope the "boys" Ryan and Adam who both put up on the block and targets him first over Natalie.

Much later in the late night hours James is playing pool by himself outside and asks himself "do you really need the money". Then he asks "how much is everything worth to you". "If you didn't want the money you should have used the Veto on Chelsia". Later he goes inside to eat candy at the counter and says "there's sure a whole lot of show left".

As morning comes and goes the house awakes to another depressed James day.

Later the food comp is held and Sharon, James, Joshuah, Ryan and Sheila are ALL ON SLOP! Adam and Natalie are the only ones not on slop. It seems it had to do with each person doing the food comp on their own and not on teams as previously thought. At first everyone thought they were playing for days of the week but now it was individual challenge and only Adam won, Natalie being HOH can eat whenever she wants.

Sharon has already told the house she won't use her SLOP PASS she won in the past luxury/POV comp and wants to stick it out on slop with the rest of the house. Yeah BITCH we'll see you use it very soon! Ryan so doesn't want to be on slop either. He wants his body to have a allergic reaction to it so he can be off it.

James tells Joshuah yet again how "this sucks... really bad" and how this week is sooo shitty for him yet he'd love the shitty shit happening to Natalie right now.

Later in the HOH room Natalie is getting played by Sharon for an all girls finale. UH OH Natalie is now telling Ryan that he doesn't "trust" Sheila. WHAT? Why are you giving the enemy information you STUPID TWAT! Now Sharon is trying to get more information on Ryan from Natalie. Earlier Sheila told Natalie to not tell Sharon anything but here goes Natalie always spilling too much information. IDIOT. Sharon now tries to set up Natalie by asking her who the final four will be. Natalie says herself, Sharon, "probably Ryan" and "maybe even Joshuah". Oh Natalie, learn to shut the fuck up please.

Natalie now replaces Adam with Joshuah in potential final four leaving Sheila out. LOL. FUCKING IDIOT. She's the GAWD DAMN ENEMY!

Later Sharon finally leaves Ryan and Natalie in the HOH room to talk and once the door shuts Ryan starts on about Sharon still being a "mole" and Natalie says "I'm not buying into her shit". Ryan then throws out the idea of backdooring James by putting up Joshuah and Sharon but then there's the slim chance of him winning POV and pulling off Joshuah just to fuck with Natalie. She says she told Adam this last night and he wasn't down for it.

Adam comes in and hears the backdoor plan again and is still very much against it. Ryan thinks Joshuah will "come over to our side if Sharon does leave" and Natalie says no he won't and how their alliance will stick with each other to the end.

Now they tell Adam how Sharon is trying to scheme with us but had Joshuah won she'd be with hthem scheming. Now Natalie brings up Sharon's question about final four. Ryan is starting to find a new woman to hate in the house, Sharon.

Adam pushes for James to go up on the block and Ryan wants to James to leave because he wasn't "grateful" for being voted back in the house and how James wants to get revenge on them all on a "silver platter". Now the plan to backdoor James isn't happening, THANK GAWD.

Ryan now wants to hear the speech. Natalie is going to love that Joshuah is finally going on the block because of her and how she put her up when he was HOH. And her speech to James is about his word and trust and how she wants to split Joshuah and James up.

Now she tells them she's going to call him out on wanting to promise her that if he won POV that he wouldn't use the POV on Joshuah. She then says she wants to tell James "that I can protect myself, I don't need you". She then tells them James said "those boys will never have your back" and Ryan isn't happy to hear that. Adam can't wait to go AWF on James once POV is played and James is leaving. Adam jumps on the HOH bed and says "I can't wait" and how he wants to start going AWF on James once he's leaving.

Later in the couch room GUESS FUCKING WHAT, Sharon is telling Joshuah what Natalie said in the HOH room earlier. Oh Sharon! But at least she liked hearing that she and Joshuah were in final four in Natalie's mind. James comes in and says he's not having a good day because he jokes about squatting to take a shit in the bathroom but the tiolet seat was up and he feel HARD into the bowl and water.

James then says "I guess there's no clothing competition" and Joshuah suggests maybe next week. James says "oh great, thats what I was kinda looking forward to". EXPECT Allison Grodner to create one at the end of the week just for James when he has no chance of staying when he doesn't win the POV.

Later Sheila and James talk in the sauna room about who said what, how they feel about each other in the game, who said what, what was said here and there BLAH BLAH BLAH. She still doesn't trust him and he still doesn't trust her, this is all bullshit talk.

Joshuah is in the bathroom around the corner aware that Sheila is talking with James and worried that James is campaigning for votes to stay if POV isn't used and he stays on the block.

Minutes later Natalie is now overhearing the sauna conversation from the kitchen area and Joshuah is still listening in the bathroom. Both acknowledge each other ease dropping and both start walking towards the couch room talking about how James is trying to work Sheila now. Joshuah is still scared that James will win POV.

Natalie now tells Joshuah AGAIN that if James does win POV and pulls himself off that Sharon will still go up and that she'll try to get Sheila to help vote out Sharon. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It's so hard to believe these people. Either Joshuah or James has to go this week, NOT SHARON!

Later Sheila tells Natalie her side of her chat with James and how she doesn't believe James was the "nice" one between him and Chelsia and how she still believes James egged her on, which he did. Outside James talks to Sharon about how Sheila told James about the idea of Joshuah and Sharon going up first and backdooring James. Sheila then told James that if he doesn't win POV that he's out.

Day 50, Part 2: POV players have been picked. Everyone is playing except Adam. In the last POV comp Adam came in 2nd to James. Everyone's a little scared that James may take it again.

Later Joshuah and Sharon talk outside about what IS going to happen with them in the weeks to come. She says she's going to win HOH, that Joshuah will win the next one after that, and then she'll win the next win after that and then after some more comps they are final 2. REALLY? Um... no only one of you may MAY make it to final 2.

Joshuah also calls Adam a "douche" and still hates Natalie, wants her out still but Sharon keeps telling him that they have to get the "boys" out aka Ryan and Adam, more so Adam first.

Later Sheila tells Ryan, Adam and Joshuah that she feels James will become a very nasty person in the POV to psych people out. As Sheila tries to be serious about whatever she's talking about Adam can't stop fucking with her.

After more fucking with Sheila she starts to go on to Joshuah about how he has it "in him" to win POV tomorrow. Then Natalie tells Sheila to keep it down because James might hear but Sheila doesn't GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE becuase it is what it is.

Now Sheila and Joshuah make a deal if James wins POV. Joshuah WILL make out with Sheila for five minutes. STAMPED! Minutes later James is shown on the feeds wide awake laying in his bed listening to the "house" plot against him out in the open. Now he gets up, puts on some fresh clothes and makes his way over to the kitchen.

Joshuah sees James coming and everyone is suddenly quiet now. Joshuah goes to his bed and then James starts going AWF in the kitchen in his own gentle manner about how every week he has to fight the house and how he heard everything they were saying. He's mostly going at it with Sheila but nothing too hostile. Joshuah in his bed hears everything.

James now wants Sheila not to give him a "pep talk". Sheila starts getting riled up when James starts making comments to her about what was said and she gets defensive and he tries to LIE to her by telling her he isn't "mad" when he is. It's just a bullshit rant and all James wants Sheila to do is to stop talking and throwing it in his face and she won't but only because she wants her point to come across, whatever that is. Adam then tries to step in and take "sides" as according to Sheila who tells him to stop.

Joshuah continues to hear everything and make faces to whatever James is saying. James is also getting tired of hearing what Chelsia said and how he's "paying" for it. She keeps saying "you aren't" but you are a "threat" and that's why the house wants you out. UM MAYBE JAMES IF YOU DIDN'T WIN HOH AND BACK TO BACK POV'S then maybe the entire house wouldn't be after you so hardcore!

James goes outside with Adam while Adam plays it off and sucks up to James in fear that he'll win POV next week and possibly HOH right after that. Sheila leaves the kitchen says "whatever" and goes to Joshuah's bed and tells him her side of what happened. How he "confronted" us and how she "told him how it is".

Minutes later Ryan and Adam talk about what happened while James is inside. They talk about how James was "pissed" when he came out to the kitchen even though he acted like he wasn't. Now the "boys" fault Sheila for speaking her mind and standing up to James. Adam and Ryan now say "I kinda feel bad for him" becuase the entire "house" is after him. Now Ryan hopes James just throws the POV game to make it "easier" for everyone.

Now they start hating on James trying to say how now James is trying to say he's taking the "mellow" approach to this game when after he got back in the house he was all about getting revenge and now this week he started talking shit about them to Natalie. Ryan is getting a bit riled about James saying "fuck him, we don't owe him anything".

Sheila comes outside and starts telling Ryan and Adam what James said. How James is trying to get Sheila to not bring up Chelsia because Ryan is still supposely playing the game for Jen and why aren't they after him. Something like that. Ryan hates to hear that. Then Sheila tells Ryan that James brought up how Ryan wants to "propose" to her at the end of the show and basically saying Ryan should be the target this week, not him.

Over in the couch room Joshuah talks to James about what was said and Joshuah basically is a coward to James about who they all are against James and how Joshuah is just playing a quiet game now. Now Joshuah compares Dick to James last year.

Back outside Ryan is getting riled up and pumped to win HOH now. Adam then tells Sheila and Ryan how James said he hopes to get Ryan and Sheila's vote for how he "saved" them in the game but both say that's not going to happen. Sheila is TIRED of everyone playing the "we're not really after you" role and she's ready to fucking tell James WE'RE AFTER YOU.

Now Sheila says that when James went into the couch room when she was talking to Joshuah that James DEMANDED her not to talk to him anymore and how he told her to "shut up". She agreed to leave and now she's outside with the boys going AWF about how James is playing this game.

Joshauh is called into the Diary Room and James is now telling Sharon about the whole him and Sheila thing. He's LIVID and pissed but still smiling about how amazed he is how Sheila reacted to him when he confronted them all talking about him. Sharon plays for a jury vote siding with him.

Sharon tries to build up James' game ego by telling him everyone wants you out becuase you came back in the house and had a "clean sweep" aka HOH, POV and POV. Oh Sharon, always so transparent. Then James tells him how Adam gave him pathetic hope on how he'll take James off with POV if he wins it and Sharon tells James "they are straight up lying to your face". This BITCH is playing for that jury vote HARD!

Later Ryan chews on his microphone in his bed in the pink room. Ryan is dying for some real food. He goes out to the couch room and he runs into Joshuah and Sharon who say James is PISSED at Sheila and Natalie. Joshuah sneaks into the pink room to talk to Adam real quick and James is called to the Diary Room. Adam ORDERS Joshuah to "get out, quick" and Joshuah runs back to his bed so James can't see him talking.

Now with James in the Diary Room Joshuah talks with Adam, Ryan and Sharon in the couch room about who James is pissed off at. Joshuah says Sheila and Natalie... all because they spoke the truth!

Minutes later James comes outside and Adam talks to him with Joshuah about Sheila going AWF earlier outside and how she's "better" now. The minute James hears Sheila is "better" now he gets up quick to go start a confrontation with her.

Check out the big JAMES VERSUS HOUSE VERSUS SHEILA FIGHT!

Day 51: After the big blowout between James and most of the house James comes out of the Diary Room to notify Joshuah that he's been "warned". Joshuah tells him he knows alllllll about those conversations. It seems James got far to close to Sheila for too long a time and he's been warned not to do it. As he says this Sheila is in the bathroom washing her face to go to bed upstairs in the HOH room.

You can also tell James let it all out in the Diary Room. This fucker cried his eyes out and now that he's out he's blowing his nose and sniffling and blowing his nose and red all in the face. He's now always fighting back tears.

Sheila now heads upstairs as James asks Sheila if she's okay. She says yeah and tells him that she wants to go up in case either of them win POV. James is shocked to hear this and when Sheila goes into the HOH room Joshuah fills James in on the weird plan.

Upstairs in the HOH room Sheila tells Natalie to let them THINK she is going up. Sheila is also upset that Adam tried to "throw me under the bus", not sure how but I guess he did, he always does. Sheila is done with Adam and I'm scared if she gets HOH next week, hopefully Adam can redeem himself again by going down on her or something.

Downstairs James is back on his high road and how he "loves" Joshuah and Chelsia. James is trying to make it seem like he's been nothing but good in this game and how all he's been doing is getting to know people in the house because that's what he does outside the house. James also questions if he goes AWF on Sheila will benefit him in anyway.

Joshuah Coward Asshole plays for a jury vote with James, his new BFF. They all love each other and James tries to fight back more tears. Minutes later they head off to bed and they act as if they are both in the same boat, um NO you both are trying to make sure the other goes home behind your backs. James and Joshuah hug it out and kiss.. on the cheeks before slipping into their beds.

Sheila is in the Diary Room as the houseguests sleep. She wants something to be done about James' behaviour in the house. Over in the couch room James lays in his bed with his eyes open and is thinking about everything, I'm assuming, that has happened in the house.

Minutes later James gets up to go use the bathroom. Sheila comes out of the Diary Room. They miss each other and James goes outside now to get in the hot tub. Sheila comes outside now to finish drying her clothes and sees James in the hot tub. She finishes up and heads back inside. NOTHING. DAMN IT!

Oh wait, Sheila opens the sliding glass door and tells James "good luck tomorrow, okay. I mean it". James says nothing and she closes the door heading back inside. THE DRAMA!

As morning comes and goes we have a house [as Heidi Klum would say] walking on eggshells. Sheila apparently had her period in the shower and it's the talk of the house. Later Natalie and James talk about how Sheila "bugs" them and Natalie continues to give James hope that if POV is used that Sheila would go up and most likely won't be kept in this house. James has hope again, can't wait for them to take it away!

Later Sharon and Sheila talk in the boat room. Sheila cries about how this game is so rough with her and how she can't handle it but Sharon tries to build Sheila up at the same time getting her jury vote. Sharon then pulls out the tears to Sheila about how she "cares" about everyone and how she can't "change" Joshuah. Sheila then points out that you have taken Joshuah this far, he wouldn't have made it this far without you.

Sheila gets up to hug Sharon as she reveals that she always has these burdens when she's "taking care" of someone aka Joshuah in this game. She feels that this POV burden on Joshuah is now on her to save him. Sheila now becomes the one to verbally build up Sharon. GREAT WAY TO GET SHEILA'S JURY VOTE, well played Sharon!

Later Natalie and Ryan talk on the upstairs couch about how even if James wins POV that they will still have a good week by getting out Joshuah. Natalie tells Ryan that Joshuah is still her/their 2nd big target this week and how Sharon will come to "our" side to get out James. LOL. Sharon will be last person standing in the SHITHOLE alliance and will fucking make it to final 2 now, just watch.

POV comp has come and gone. JAMES has yet again FUCKING WON. Joshuah was seen holding back tears in the couch bed while Natalie and Sharon talk in the storage room about Sharon going up. James is in the kitchen talking with everyone but also smiling BIG and placing his hand over his mouth trying to hide it.

Minutes later James goes to his couch bedroom and jumps and laughs all on his own. In the pink bedroom Ryan and Adam discuss the idea of keeping Joshuah over Sharon. Each has a "secret aliance" with Joshuah and both are pushing for Joshuah to stay. They agree that if they do this for Joshuah and he wins HOH that he won't WON'T put them up next week and that Sheila and Natalie go up.

Later Ryan heads up to the HOH with Natalie going over the POV comp and how Joshuah and Sharon went out first and how Ryan almost won. Natalie says it was "lucky". Ryan then asks her what she wants and she questions on what to do. She is leaning to keep Sharon and getting out Joshuah but Ryan is kinda starting to push her to the other way around.

Natalie then tells Ryan that Joshuah came up to her HOH room and how she told Joshuah that if he can get 2 votes and for it to come to a tie that Sharon would go over him. What Natalie doesn't know is that Joshuah went downstairs and went straight to Ryan to tell him to tell Natalie to keep Joshuah.

OHH Now Natalie tells Ryan again that if Sharon stays that she will "work" with us and how if Joshuah stays he will WILL work with James. Ryan brings up Sharon telling James everything and Natalie keeps wondering and going back to keeping Joshuah this week. Natalie keeps pushing on Ryan that Joshuah and James are going to work together no matter what and no matter what they say.

Hopefully Sharon will talk to Natalie and Natalie will just be honest. Now they both agree that Sheila can't know anything. Joshuah had also told Ryan not to tell Sheila anything. No one wants to tell Sheila anything. Ryan keeps pushing for Joshuah to stay and Natalie is starting to believe Joshuah "isn't a threat".

They also talk about even if James or Joshuah wins that they hope Sheila will go up on the block either during nomination ceremony or through POV ceremony and that they control the votes and get her out.

James comes up to the HOH and tells them "I will be using the POV". Natalie tells him that she is putting up Sharon. Now they want James NOT to tell Sheila... WHICH HE WILL. They propose a plan to James about how Adam and Sheila are "out of the loop" and how they will be the next targeted couple and with Sharon leaving it will be her, Ryan, James and Joshuah against Adam and Sheila next week.

James, being a smart ass player, doesn't agree to the plan and wants to keep his options open. James now calls Sharon "unpredictable" and how he's "open to everything". Natalie now tells James not to let "this conversation leave the room" and how Sheila is "getting on her every lasting nerve". James is ready for a physical HOH.

James says he "broke down" last night and Ryan says "dude, congrats" and shakes his hand. Their talk ends and James heads out. Now her and Ryan talk about how Adam and Sheila have to be left out of the loop and when Sharon is kicked out that they can be upset if they want. Ryan says "us four" again meaning Ryan, Natalie, Joshuah and James. They both love this plan and how they are in the middle of everyone's battles, which isn't true.

Downstairs Sharon is crying in the bathroom about her going on the block yet again. Over in the storage room James and Joshuah talk about what's going down. James is down with Adam not knowing what's happening and Joshuah says he has Adam's, Ryan's and James' vote to stay this week.

Now Sheila is the bathroom with Sharon trying to get her to know she's safe. Joshuah walks by and overhears a portion of it and then goes and gets James in the sauna room talking about how Sheila is talking to Sharon. Seconds later Joshuah goes back to the bathroom door area and changes in the shower listening to Sheila tell Sharon how Joshuah "redeemed" himself and how he "loves" you to death and how he'll be "your friend for life". Joshuah hears all this.

You'd think he'd have a heart and try to fun for Sheila being put on the block but NOPE he goes upstairs to the HOH room to tell Ryan and Natalie he's all down for getting Sharon out. Joshuah even tells Ryan that Sharon is a threat and that SHE'S AFTER YOU! WHAT? Joshuah now tells them that seeing Chelsia act like she did last week is NOT how he wants to act on TV like that again.

Downstairs Sharon leaves the bathroom and heads to her bed pulling the covers her her head. She's crying still about how she let herself and Joshuah down. Little does she know the house and her own "partner" is now plotting to get her out. I feel sorry for her but come on, YOU FUCKING VOTED JAMES BACK IN! It's your own fault this is happening.

Day 51, Part 2:Later James and Joshuah talk in the sauna room about the new deal or new alliance in the house. Natalie, Ryan, James and Joshuah. James is all down for it because now it's an all new foursome alliance and he has people to talk to again. Joshuah seems down for it as well and is putting his anger towards Sheila now.

Upstairs in the HOH room Ryan and Natalie talk about their new alliance as well. It seems Joshuah told Natalie some more things about Matt and now Natalie is starting to wonder if even Matt would have turned on her in this game, how he'd do anything to win. Joshuah basically tried to get Natalie to no longer be mad at James for taking Matt out when Matt was all about himself or something like that. It worked.

Downstairs Sharon cries in the sauna to James and Joshuah. She claims she doesn't care if she goes home this week and both are FAKE to her face knowing she now is going. Sharon says the other side of the house are being "assholes" and how they are "controling" everyone and James is quick to say "they don't control me" and he flat out tells Sharon that he's voting for Joshuah to stay.

James leaves and Joshuah tells Sharon to "be strong" as he flexes his non muscles. He then plays it up how he should have never gone off on Natalie as if he's the one to be leaving this week. Sharon is being left in the dark about her eviciton, even by Joshuah.

As Sharon talks to her boys James and Joshuah in the bathroom they play it up as if now Joshuah is leaving, when that's not the case anymore. They both talk about Sheila and her game play these past few days. Both continue to be FAKE 2 FACED FUCKERS to her face knowing full well that nearly everyone except Sheila wants to get rid of Sharon this week. Joshuah plays it up as if he's the one leaving this week and Sharon happily buys into it.

Remember the other night James was out of his mind PISSED AWF that Sheila did that to him yet here are James AND Joshuah doing it to Sharon. RIGHT TO HER FACE, being fake and lying to her. Yeah everyone is allowed to do that but don't go on a moral rant about how no one can do that to you James and then you do it right back to someone else FROM YOUR OWN ORIGINAL ALLIANCE!

Oh Dear, minutes later Joshuah and Sharon chat in the bathroom and Sharon says that she has 5 days to get pumped for HOH, win it and get Natalie out. The poor stupid thing really believes her anger should be directed towards Natalie and only Natalie. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Later in the hot tub James and Joshuah talk about how "bad" they feel for Sharon but both agree this is now an individual game and that she has to go between them three.

Later by the pool table Adam and Ryan talk about what if they get HOH again next week. Both agree to put James and Joshuah back up on the block if they win HOH and get James out again.

And then later Sharon is telling Joshuah how she'll win this game for him now, go to Dallas, Tx and throw a huge party for him and her.... LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW Joshuah has been working the house to get her ass out! This is his third attempt to fuck her over.

Later Natalie and Sharon talk in the HOH room. It's COME OUT! JOSHUAH IS BACKSTABBING SHARON AND TRYING TO GET HER OUT! Sharon is slowly finding out through what Natalie is saying that it really is fucking true that Joshuah and James are working together to get rid of her. At first Sharon kinda brushed it off because she just can't believe it but the more she stuff she reveals that only Joshuah would know the more Sharon starts to see the light of his betrayal.

One of the things that Natalie REVEALS is that Joshuah told her that Sharon dropped out of the HOH endurance disco ball comp on purpose to let Natalie and James battle it out. Sharon pauses for a quick second at this knowing that's the truth and only Joshuah would have told Natalie this bit of information. Then Sharon starts to get more and more upset but in a calm manner.

Now they want to get Sheila in on the new plan of getting Joshuah out. They check the spy screen and see Sheila is alone. Sharon goes out to the top floor from the HOH to bring up Sheila. The second Sheila reaches the top of the stairs Sharon starts saying "Joshuah and James are trying to get rid of me" and she says it twice.

Sheila goes into the room and is amazed by how Joshuah has been trying to backstab Sharon again, FOR THE THIRD TIME. Sharon then says she was crying for Joshuah after the POV about how she let him down. Sharon is PISSED that Joshuah was now lying to her FACE earlier today with James in the sauna room downstairs. Sharon KNOWS that Joshuah and James were being 2 faced to her and acting like Sharon is going when they already have been working and almost had it worked out that SHARON WAS OUT this week.

Natalie also tells Sharon that Joshuah came up to the HOH after the POV to get her to send out Sharon if it comes to a tie. WOW. Sharon finally believes her BIBLE BITCHES that Joshuah is continuing to try to get Sharon out after she has put soooo much into their partnership and friendship. It's a DONE deal, they will work together to get to Adam to make sure the vote comes back a tie at least so that Natalie can send Joshuah out.

They also figure out that Ryan is flip flopping and can't be trusted now with any information but I doubt they'll keep much from him. The girls are so hyped now that they check the spy screen to make sure no one is downstairs but they see Joshuah in the kitchen. They plan out how and why they should leave the HOH room to throw everyone off.

Day 52: Later Sheila goes outside and tries to get both Ryan and Adam to keep Sharon. After some kidding around she goes inside and Ryan keeps pushing for Sharon to leave while Adam starts wanting to keep Sharon. He even says Natalie thinks it's a good idea to get rid of Joshuah.

Now Natalie comes outside and starts going AWF a mile a minute about her plan on keeping Sharon and tricking James that Joshuah is staying and when he leaves that he'll be "flustered" like he was this week when Chelsia left. Ryan keeps pushing for Sharon and how if she wins HOH who she will put up. Natalie keeps saying James James James and they want Natalie to get Sharon to put up Sheila against James as a pawn. Ryan finally starts seeing the brillance of Natalie's plan. "Why are we going to award James by keeping his best friend in the game?" says Natalie to both Ryan and Adam. They all agree to make sure Sheila is the "pawn" against James.

Natalie is very convincing how James and Joshuah are still working together. What she hasn't told them yet is how Sharon found out that Joshuah & James are working to go against her and how all this is a tatic now to cut the boys down by 1 number aka Joshuah. Joshuah then comes outside to go the hot tub and game talk stops.

Later Adam and Ryan talk in the bathroom about how they need to talk to Sharon about all this. They also bring up Jacob and their friendship with him as a means to trusting Sharon. Now they talk about Sheila fucking up the POV comp as she always fucks up comps. Adam says if he was in the POV comp he would have won.

Ohhh now Adam says the original 3some alliance was James, Chelsia and Joshuah with Sharon tagging along and THAT'S TRUE! Even Sharon said the same thing upstairs earlier! Adam keeps going back to the idea of keeping Sharon while Ryan keeps going back to keeping Joshuah.

It's like Ryan has Joshuah's DICK COCK PENIS SHAFT in his mouth and will do ANYTHING to make sure Joshuah doesn't leave.

Outside James and Joshuah talk to Natalie about how even if Sharon gets Sheila and Adam to vote for her and the vote comes to a tie that she will vote out Sharon. She's doing a great GREAT job at keeping up the fake ass plan that she's going to get rid of Sharon FOR Joshuah and James! They believe her, especially James but then James tries to throw it out there that the "house" came to an agreement to get rid of Sheila this week. He's still trying to hint for Natalie to put up Sheila now.

James again tells Natalie that he doesn't "owe" anyone anything in the house. UM OKAY DUMB SHIT, still being a cocky asshole, fine! GET THE FUCK OUT NEXT WEEK!

Later in the night as Sheila is in the HOH room listening to music Ryan and Adam figure out an idea to pull a prank on Sheila. They take one of her tampons and dip it in red food stuff and then drops it in the bathroom tiolet to "frame" Sheila. The next person who finds it will FREAK!

Inside Natalie talks to Ryan again how she's wondering AGAIN what to do but then she's back to wanting Joshuah out to fuck with James. Ryan is STILL against it and worried about Sharon but who GIVES A FUCK what Ryan wants. All Natalie and Sheila need is Adam to help keep Sharon, RYAN STILL pushes for Joshuah to stay and Natalie keeps toying with Ryan about how she's considering it but she really isn't. The HOLY alliance of ladies already figured out Ryan is working with Joshuah and can't be trusted.

Adam comes and talks to Natalie and Ryan and again says Adam needs to talk to Sharon about what she will do if she wins HOH and how she will target James. Adam tells Natalie that he will threaten Sharon with his "vote". Adam then says "I'm taking a risk believing in you" to Natalie.

Now Ryan tells Natalie to go "use the restroom" and how Sheila just came out of there and how they are "afraid to go in there". They laugh as she opens the door and she says OH MY GAWD! They both laugh hard and she smiles trying to figure out if they did it. She now believes it to be a real bloody tampon! Both Adam and Ryan look at it and react as if they want to vomit at the sight of it. Big Brother puts up flames every time they open the bathroom door.

Natalie keeps believing this to be true and yet asks them why they told her to look in there. Now Adam talks about how Joshuah won't "put us up"... All Adam needs to do is FUCKING TALK TO SHARON to find out she knows James and Joshuah are working against her and she's ready to fuck them both over. Simple as that. That this is the 3rd TIME both James and Joshuah have tried this to Sharon.

Ryan now heads to bed while Adam talks to Natalie on what to do. Natalie tells Adam how she told James and Joshuah that she put them up for fucking with her in the house. Now Natalie tells Adam that they want Sheila up Sunday. Adam and Natalie say that if they keep Joshuah that they were supposely go after Sheila but then they remember they both put them up on the block and how they are suppose to expect Joshuah and James to just forget that.

Natalie again says "we don't want to make James stronger and keeping Joshuah will make him stronger". Natalie keeps going back to getting Joshuah out and that proves to me that she wants Joshuah out no matter what. Natalie is back to getting to talking to Sharon to promise them that James will go up.

Now Natalie tells Adam that Sharon was crying about Joshuah and how "why do we want to award James by keeping his best friend in the house". Then Joshuah and James come inside and Natalie wants them to look in the bathroom. Both laugh their ass off believing it to be true! Adam is on the floor LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF.

Joshuah now wants James to get it and put it on Sheila's bed. Adam can't stop laughing. James gets a bowl of water and puts it a bowl and takes it out to the open. Joshuah sees it and STARTS TO VOMIT in the bathroom, GAGGING! James and Adam laugh while James takes it in the bowl to Sheila's room.

Now Ryan comes into the bathroom and tells them that it's a PRANK. Joshuah's reaction is priceless. He can't believe it and Adam laughs yelling at Ryan WHAT ARE YOU DOING! in regard to him spoiling it.

Now everyone is in on the joke and waiting for Sheila to come out of the Diary Room. NOW they discover the Diary Room is left open and Adam goes to the door to slowly opening it trying to hold in his laughter. Big Brother notices something is wrong with the door and Sheila's voice is heard. Then we get FLAMES. After it comes back we find out Adam went into the Diary Room and yelled at Sheila scaring her. She comes out and and says she yelled when he scared her and how the Diary Room people are pissed. Sheila laughs that the DR is going to call Adam in. AND WE GET FLAMES AGAIN.

Minutes later Sheila finally goes to bed and passes by the pink room. The feeds get ready by showing a cam on the fake bloody tampon and then Sheila starts talking to Ryan about how if Adam was "kidding" earlier when he was talking about keeping Joshuah. Ryan keeps agreeing with Sheila's points and agrees James is dangerous.

FINALLY Sheila finds the bowl with the fake bloody tampon near her bed and she just laughs. She goes to the kitchen laughing and assuming it was Joshuah right off the bat because Joshuah was last seen near her room. Natalie then tells Sheila it was a joke and she just laughs about it. She says "you didn't put enough stuff on it" to make it real.

Now James comes from upstairs, probably waiting to talk to Natalie, and rushes downstairs to tell Natalie to pour it on Adam's head. She won't and now Natalie reveals that she flushes the "main part" of her tampons now for 2 months down the tiolet when you're not suppose to because it clogs it up. LOL.

As morning comes and goes Sharon works her ASS off trying to convince Ryan and Adam that she doesn't trust James AT ALL and that she's done with Joshuah. The boys make it seem like they are listening and believing her but you never know until they go off to themselves and talk.

Later upstairs in the HOH room the HOLY alliance, Sheila, Sharon and Natalie discuss Natalie's new MASTER PLAN. The new move is to put up Ryan who won't let JOSHUAH'S FIRECRACKER TINY COCK go and to make Adam vote against Joshuah to keep his boy. Sharon and Sheila both agree to vote Joshuah out as well. Natalie even prepares to Sharon's face that if you vote to keep Joshuah over Ryan that the vote will still come back a tie and I will break it by sending Joshuah home. Sharon again says she's not keeping Joshuah and she's done with him for betraying her like he's done 3 times now in this game.

Sharon says the vote will WILL come back 3 to 1 with James being the only vote for Joshuah to stay. YEAH! Now if only she get can Ryan to know he's the "pawn" this week and how a girl will be the "pawn" next week against James when one of them wins HOH and James doesn't. Fair is fair.

Later outside Sheila and Natalie talk about what Natalie is going to do. GREAT, FUCKING GREAT, Natalie is now talking about NOT putting up Ryan now and how if Joshuah stays he isn't that big of a threat. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Now Sheila thankfully tries to push Natalie back into keeping Sharon and letting Joshuah go. Natalie says she wants a meeting with Ryan and Adam and only them to find out where their votes are going.

Day 52, Part 2: Practical jokes are happening now in the house. First Big Brother turns off the shower water when Sheila is taking a shower. The same happens to Natalie upstairs. Sheila also says she is hearing voices outside.

Later Joshuah gets SUPER SCARED twice, once in the bathroom when a face appears in the mirror scaring the living shit out of him, even Natalie and Ryan upstairs hear Joshuah scream. Also there was a fake rat in the ice box in the fridge and of course Joshuah noticed it and scream so fucking loud that his drink in his hand shook so hard that the liquid came splashing out. Sheila was also sprayed at the sink by the rigged sink sprayer. They all figure out that when the house was on lockdowns earlier today that Big Brother went into the house and started messing with things.

Another pratical joke NOT done by Big Brother was James taking flour from the kitchen and dumping it on Sheila while she was outside sunbatheing. Sheila was NOT happy about it cussing up a storm and walking to the bathroom to wash over. She's PISSED while Ryan, Adam, Joshuah and James laugh their asses off. Natalie got a little up her nose but that's it. James was after Sheila and wanting to fuck with her, and he did.

Later Ryan, Adam and Natalie finally have their BIG talk in the HOH room. Natalie basically gets her boys to agree with her about keeping Sharon and taking out Joshuah to get to James. If they can't evict him they might as well evict his "best friend" in the game. They all agree Sharon will shift with the power and her and James against the entire house isn't the best option for her. So it's agreed. Joshuah leaves by surprise 3 to 1 vote and Natalie wants another "Dustin" moment as seen last year when Dustin was up against Dick and Dustin was evicted by a surprise shift in power in the house. YEAH!

Another pratical joke has been done. The living room television monitor has a still of the guniea pigs. Ryan is the first to discover this and he calls over Sharon. Sharon then sees them and calls Joshuah out of bed by using "babe, come here" call. Joshuah is scared as shit from earlier attacks that he creeps over and notices them to. Now James, Natalie, Adam and Sheila are in on the image weirdness.

After everyone scatters Sharon starts talking to Sheila about how this is probably for the HOH comp and we have to remember where everything happened, in which order, in which room, etc. Sheila kinda brushes it off but Sharon is onto something. Saying last year this almost exact thing happened.

Later Sheila talks with Ryan in the kitchen about James taking some verbal stabs at her. Something about how Sheila is wanted out by everyone and Ryan just tells her to ignore him and how James is the biggest target in the house. All Ryan can say is for Sheila to not worry about James and Sheila says it doesn't bother her... WHEN IT DOES.

Later, as I'm watching the Quad 4 Cam, the camera between the couch room and the pink room is zooming in and moving non stop waking James up. It even zooms in on James and then makes some weird ass noise and James laughs, everyone heard the camera.

Over in the pink room Adam asks Ryan if any new faces have appeared and Ryan says no and that he would "knock them the fuck out". As both Ryan and Adam talk about bullshit and more bullshit James listens on their conversation from his bed through the hole in the wall where the camera is.

Outside Ryan and Adam workout.. and smoke while they exchange their chats with James throughout the day and how James is wanting to work with both behind each other's backs. Ryan says it got to a point where he didn't want to listen to James anymore. Both agree James will fuck them over in a heartbeat if they try to make a deal with him.

Now Ryan is getting happy about how James will REALLY be on his own island next week after Joshuah is gone. Adam fears that Ryan will "fall for his bullshit" and Ryan says he won't. As Ryan does some barbell lifts you can hear his shoulder POPPING and CRACKING. Makes you shiver in weirdness.

Adam is now asking Ryan if James is plotting to get him out through or with Ryan and Ryan says no. Adam says again and Ryan says no and that if James ever mentions to Ryan about getting Adam out that he'll go confront him and call him out. Adam is READY right now to go AWF on James.

Ryan then tells Adam that James will even try the "it's girls versus guys" bullshit next week and how they won't fall for that... but little do they know that the three girls have already joined up for a battle of the sexes. Adam now says "when it comes to the end I am not going to lose to some fucking bitch" and I can't figure out if he's talking about James or any of the females in the house.

Adam now tells Ryan that James is using the "you owe me" card on them and this pisses Ryan off. They laugh about how James thinks EVERYONE owes him. Now they talk about Joshuah leaving and both agree it's a done deal, the best thing for the house.

Later nothing much happens except for more pratical jokes on Sheila by James and crew. They paper toweled Sheila's entire boat room and even switched out her mattress with Adam's. Sheila later finally goes downstairs and sees her room and laughs but also thinks it's fucked up and then laughs again.

Also Sharon and her pussy alliance- I mean Holy Alliance are upstairs plotting at the same time getting told the truth about Chelsia from Sharon. How everything was an act the week Matt was leaving and how Sharon never really talked to Chelsia ever, how they never really related to each other. Sharon is all about throwing her dead alliance under the bus.

Then she goes downstairs to find James, Ryan and Adam playing chess and James mutters something, Sharon asks him to repeat it and he does and she can't understand him but it seems as if he's pissed off about something.

Sharon goes to find Sheila in the bathroom and Sheila thinks James heard them in the HOH bathroom talking trash about him and the house. Sharon then goes upstairs to tell Natalie but Natalie tells her that the boys can't hear what's going on in the HOH room unless you're by the door yelling like Sheila did a few days ago. The pathetic boring DRAMA!

Later she goes to bed and the boys, Joshuah, James and Adam want to wake her up around 1 in the morning but then figure she's "not worth it". Even Adam at one point told James that maybe he was going to far but James made fun of Adam for saying that.

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March 26, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 7 Part 2 Feat. Twatelisa!

Day 45: As midnight approaches Chelsia and Natalie GET INTO IT! KITTY CAT FIGHT! Natalie comes out of the diary room to a now emotionally angry ANGRY SUPER ANGRY Chelsia.

Natalie throws "enjoy your last five days left" in this game in Chelsia's face. Chelsia says she doesn't care about how America views her and how "the real Chelsia is out". Natalie talks about how Chelsia can't pray with her now and then Chelsia gets into her SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS mode and yells out "fucking white trash" and "at least I don't kill babies bitch" and "you dumb fucking dumb white trash... cunt" and "women have fought for those rights for years you dumb cunt, it's not a form of birth control".

Chelsia starts to jump up and down on her bed how she loves this house. But let's get some so called "facts" straight. James admitted to Chelsia that he gave money to a girl to have an abortion that was suppose to be his baby. So James helping a woman he fucked have an abortion just doesn't seem as bad as Natalie having 2 abortions. Who knows, Chelsia maybe may have had an abortion for all we know. She can take 3 loads down you know.

Natalie heads upstairs to the HOH room to stay away from Chelsia. There's no use in saying anything to get Chelsia into being unnegative. Adam starts to get upset that Natalie wants into the HOH room but then lets her in. Here Natalie tells Adam that Sharon or Joshuah told Chelsia something that she told them and how they told her and how Sharon and Joshuah are the "moles" to James and Chelsia.

Downstairs Chelsia continues to go AWF about Natalie and shows off her Christian stuff to Sheila and Sharon. Joshuah now encourages Chelsia to go up to the HOH and say "I'm not done with you". Chelsia gets up and starts walking past the dinner table laughing.

But she doesn't go upstairs and stays at the kitchen counter talking trash about Natalie to Ryan and Joshuah. Ryan of course sides with Chelsia. Chelsia yells out as loud as she can for Natalie to "hide" and she pulls out her "fucking rosery".

Joshuah now wants to grab the ketchup and squirt it on Natalie talking about how "this is the blood of your dead babies". Ryan smiles and laughs and says he wants to watch. Chelsia laughs running around for this to happen. Joshuah gets the ketchup and Chelsia is excited about it. Sheila and Sharon want to stay out of it. Sheila laughs telling him NO and not to do it.

Chelsia wants into the Diary Room with the bottle. Ryan keeps encouraging this and how Big Brother can't do anything but kick you out. She holds onto the bottle of ketchup and waits.

Meanwhile James is upstairs already trying to put all the blame on Chelisa and how he isn't "gunning" for you Natalie and how Chelsia said she's going to go AWF on everyone. Nataliek thinks it's just her. James is SAVING HIS OWN ASS from a sinking ship that is tramp stamped "Chelsia". Let her burn James, let her burn!

Now James calls Chelsia a "crazy pyshco bitch" and how he didn't want to be paired up with someone who is doing this. James is all about fucking Chelsia over behind closed doors for jury votes.

Downstairs Joshuah continues to toy with all these abortion food comparisons. Joshuah wants Natalie to come down and trick her by coming down by telling her to talk to Chelsia "like mature women" so they can make fun of her downstairs. Now Chelsia says she BELIEVES IN ABORTIONS! What?

Joshuah goes up and wants her go downstairs. Adam wants Natalie to also go downstairs unaware of what's about to happen to her. Adam says he'll go with her and Natalie WON'T budge. Now Natalie sits on the upstairs couch reading her bible. Adam goes downstairs to talk to Chelsia and how her "true colors will shine".

Now Ryan smiles and tells them that Natalie is on the upstairs couch reading her bible and walks outside. Now Big Brother calls Chelsia into the Diary Room. Joshuah heads outside and tells Adam what Chelsia wants to do and Adam laughs. Ryan then wonders why someone would come into this game and tell people you had abortions. UM.. MAYBE IT'S THE SAME REASON WHY YOU BROUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN WHO CALLED YOU A RACIST ON NATIONAL TV! IDIOT!

Sheila now talks to Natalie in the boat room about how she doesn't know what Chelsia is going to do but then Natalie knows what Chelsia wants to do to her with the ketchup and how Big Brother won't let her do it.

Seconds later Chelsia comes out and sits on the green chair laughing but still on the verge of a nervous breakdown, or something to that effect. She doesn't have the ketchup bottle on her. She goes into the boat room to go at it again with Natalie.

Sheila tells her not to do anything and to calm down. She wants to "play" with them and Sheila tells her to "stop". James lays in his couch bed talking to Sharon as Chelsia talks with Sheila and Natalie.

The fight included Chelsia throwing Natalie's day 2/3 blowjobs in her face, Natalie denying it, Chelsia claiming Ryan "confirmed" the rumor, Chelsia then says that Matt "finger banged" her in the storage room when he supposely never did, then both talk about the other leaving one after the other, Natalie also says Chelsia is "jealous" of her breasts, her "hotness" and her relationship with Matt.

The fight continues. Natalie says Matt will never fuck Chelsia because Matt said Chelsia has cellulite on her thighs. Chelsia says Natalie will look like a slut, when she won't becuase not everyone knows about the blowojobs, well alot do but not everyone.

After the fight Chelsia comes out of the room continuing her insults about the blowjobs and Matt "fingering" Chelsia in the storage room, which never happened. James lays in his bed in the dark letting Chelsia BURN on her own but keeps his eyes awake. When James hears that Matt supposely finger banged her he says "What the fuck?"

He smiles now as Chelsia and Natalie continue to fight in the other rooms. Finally it ends and Chelsia says "I can't". Chelsia walks into the living room and tells Ryan and Adam how she will be leaving this week "because I'm low" as Natalie put it. She says "whatever, at least I didn't commit murder". Chelsia is now encouraged to put Natalie's make up in a glass jar in the bathroom hiding her makeup. Joshuah remains on look out. Chelsia then grabs her own stuff and Joshuah grabs one and throws it on top of the sauna.

Chelsia says "no that's mine" and Joshuah tries to get it out for her and he does. Chelsia gets into bed with James and James flat out asks her "HOW OLD ARE YOU DUDE" and then turns away from her in bed. Now he turns to her seconds later and talks to her. James is over "the same old comebacks" and how he isn't "knocking on her" but wants Chelsia to stop.

He then tries to hug her and she says "don't" as she turns her head away. James pulls his arm back and says "i know you dont' give a fuck" but wants her to just stop acting like this. Chelsia is upset that James isn't supporting her in this boring old battle with Natalie. He asks her if she's going to feel better "after that" and how he's talking to her "like you're a fucking person". Chelsia starts to laugh and say "oh I hate this fucking house".

Later James goes into the kitchen and they talk about how if Chelsia really got finger banged by Matt in the storage room. Part of him believes it happened. He also wonders if Chelsia will fuck Matt in sequestor! Joshuah thinks Chelsia is just lying but James doesn't know for sure.

Later Chelisa grabs Natalie's makeup stuff she hide in jars and puts them back in her bathroom basket. She looks at herself in the mirror and then heads back toward the kitchen. Joshauh comes by and tells her that it was "immature" for her to hide the stuff. Joshuah comes out of the Diary Room and says he got "warned" again and how he's on the verge of getting evicted for his actions.

Now Chelsia REVEALS that the Diay Room ORDERED her not to put ketchup on Natalie because they say it will "stain". Chelsia then told them about the pickle juice and they say that pickle juice doesn't stain. Ryan talks to Chelsia and plays up to her about what she's doing is a good thing and basically all he's doing is playing for her end vote.

Chelsia is back on trying to use the ketchup on something else and how NO ONE knows her "dirty laundry" when there is some. Chelsia says it's "idiotic" for anyone to do this. Chelsia is back to trashing Natalie on how she looks. Chelsia then admits "I'm no one to talk" and "at least I'm happy"... yeah... sure you are... SURE YOU ARE!

GOOD GAWD Chelisa is talking about how Natalie and Matt are making fool of themselves on TV. She is on a self righteous speech to Ryan, Joshuah and Adam about how Natalie needs to go to college and get an education LIKE HER. She also talks about how NOW she hopes "something amazing" will come out of this for Natalie and how "beautiful" Natalie is. WHAT? Make up your mind, you want to trash her and then compliment her back and forth over and over.

Joshuah also chimes in saying he was ready to back Chelsia up in that room but he says he was told to "extract his claws". Joshuah wanted Chelsia to bring up Natalie's mentally ill MOTHER into the fight but she didn't. They also reveal that the Diary Room told them NOT to bring that up in their arguments because Natalie's mother was "born" with her condition. OH GAWD Joshuah now blames Natalie for Matt being evicted. NO MALE TRAMP, it was allll Matt and his own behaviour in this game, you all said that last week and on the diary room sessions. GIVE IT A BREAK BITCH.

Minutes later James comes to the kitchen counter and Chelsia smiles at him and admits she put back Natalie's stuff because she was being "immature". Joshauh jokes again how the Diary Room warned him again about his behaviour and how he keeps starting shit in the house. Joshuah is PROUD FUCKING PROUD that Big Brother just told he IS the most "warned" houseguest in the history of the show.

Chelsia and Joshuah are back to trashing Natalie and her abortions. James remains quiet and then after some silence smiles at Chelsia and asks her to help him out and pop a zit on his back.

Over in the boat room Natalie did mention that she'd tell Adam to just nominate her and let her go to sequestor with Matt but I'm sure Natalie will stay and fight FOR Matt and for herself and her family. How DARE she let Chelsia win this night!

Adam later goes outside to smoke while Joshuah walks Chelsia to her bed. She says again how she hates these people and how James talked down to her about being immature. Chelsia DID NOT like that!

As the midnight hours progesses on everyone gets into bed and then an emotional Chelsia gets finger banged by James and then gets her titty sucked on, her left leg pulled up to his shoulder, them kissing, him pulling sheets over them, her moaning, him grabbing her ass and fingers grazing her asshole... THEY ARE A GONNA FUCK TONIGHT! Well, possibly they are.

Chelsia may have given Matt 4 blowjobs this season but Chelsia is about to screw A GAY FOR PAY PORN STAR! Now both of them have something to throw in each other's face at the wrap party.

Day 45, Part 2: James and Natalie talk in the kitchen while Ryan and Adam talk outside. Upstairs Chelsia, Sharon, James and Sheila watch the movie they won in the luxury comp a few nights ago. Natalie and James agree that both of their "sides" using them to protect them in the game, via POV's and HOH's. Natalie wants to be in the end with James and both agree to not go after each other next week.

Watching them have a civil conversation is quite beautiful. But then again who knows what James will say to Joshuah and Chelsia later when Natalie is not around. If he keeps this secret alliance with Natalie a secret from everyone then he's down with working with Natalie. But I can't see that happening.

Outside Ryan and Adam are super fucking nervous that James and Natalie are plotting and talking about how to get rid of next week. They think Natalie is throwing them under the bus YET they can throw her under the bus to Joshuah and James everyday but GOD FORBID Natalie even thinks about doing it to them.

Adam finally goes inside to catch them talking... about the POV comp that just happened.

Later James tells his SHITHOLE alliance about his talk with Natalie and does reveal pretty much everything they talked about. He didn't mention though the part where they will protect each other next week if either wins HOH. Now Chelsia wants to know what she can do to stay in this game. James suggests offering Adam her 21,000 dollar trip to Las Vegas she won in the luxury comp and she's all down for it. Everyone is down for Adam taking the trip and saving Chelsia by backdooring Natalie. Well James tries to push for Sheila but his alliance wants Natalie, more so Joshuah wants Natalie as does Chelsia.

She gets up to go talk to Adam. She finds him inside and offers him the "trip" for Natalie to be backdoored. She then comes back outside to tell her group Adam is "thinking" about it. Sharon is loving it and clapping and squealing like a pig that Adam is even considering it.

Adam comes outside and starts acting as if he's thinking about the offer. He toys with the SHITHOLE alliance about how he is considering it and then pretty tells them NO. How this wouldn't help him the game and Sharon is ALL ABOUT agreeing that Adam stick to his original plan and sucks him up to him. James and Chelsia are in the storage room talking about how she can stay but Adam isn't doing it. Adam then brings up how he and Sharon "shook on it" and that's how it's going, Sharon IS GOING UP!

OHHHH James and Joshuah talked and James flat out asked Joshuah if he's made any deals with the other side about him not going up if the other side wins. Joshuah LIES LIES LIES to James about how he doesn't have ANY DEALS, which he does have with nearly everyone in the house. Hopefully Adam and Ryan will have a good ol' fashion gab fest and reveal their secret alliances with Joshuah to each other and then out him to James and to the rest of the house. James will NEVER trust Joshuah again for lying to him. Of course James is allowed to lie to Joshuah in his own warped mind but NO ONE can lie to James and get away with it.

Later Sharon and Adam talk outside about how Natalie and James are BOTH the biggest threats in this house to win the game, HOH's and POV's. I've never really seen Sharon and Adam talk at all so I guess Sharon is starting to work on Adam to get on his good side and hopefully get his end vote becuase let's face it, Sharon BELIEVES she will be in the final 2 and everyone else will be in the jury house thinking about voting for her.

Sharon now refers to James and Natalie as "deadly" people. Sharon is also trying to push the idea that getting Natalie out now will better him which it won't. Oh Sharon, stop trying to save your fucking SHITHOLE alliance, they'd VOTE you out in a second.

Now Joshuah comes out and exchanges some CHIT CHAT with Natalie about how athletics don't jerk off or have sex a week before game day to better themselves. Joshuah talks about wanting to jerk off and then gets angry that he has to see Natalie's "vagina" every day. Ryan comes outside to him babbling on and on and Sharon squeals like a fucking pig laughing. They all laugh and agree that Natalie should stop dressing like a stripper and start dressing in clothes that fit her body type. Oh DUMBASSUAH, who are you talk about someone looking "disgusting".

Joshuah starts to rip on Sheila and RYAN IS SUPER QUICK TO JUMP IN and trash Natalie and Sheila and how their "stories trump everyone's" and how they tell the same stories over and over again. Ryan also says they are both on "repeat". Joshuah keeps ripping on Natalie now and still believes Natalie is a cheerleader for Seattle Seahawks. Joshuah now directs his anger towards the entire state of Oregon.

Joshuah now wants to go AWF on Natalie about the stuff that annoys him but Adam again tells Joshuah "it's not worth it" and he agrees saying Chelsia already ripped her a new asshole, which she didn't, and how Joshuah already threw water in Natalie's face. Now they all want to bring out "Kimberly" who is Sheila's angry split personality side that comes out when she is verbally attacked. LOL. Kimberly.

Day 46: As midnight comes and goes Chelsia is in the HOH room giving her LAST DITCH EFFORT at getting Adam to backdoor Natalie. She was told by the Diary Room that she can NOT give her 21,000 dollar trip to Las Vegas that she won in this week's luxury comp but they told her she could SHARE it with Adam. Adam talks about how he's doing what's BEST for him in this game as her "partner" James told him to do when he first won HOH. He basically tells her that he would think about it but kept telling her all these reasons as to why he wouldn't take it because her alliance would get him out eventually. She keeps harping about how "the house" would be "grateful" if he did that.

Chelsia goes downstairs to tell her SHITHOLE alliance that it's not going to happen. James smiles and laughs mocking Chelsia that "I get to stay another week". Chelsia gets up to walk with James and tells him something about Adam naming James as someone he's after. This bitch is just trying to sick her James on Matt.

Chelsia takes James outside to the hot tub and mocks Adam's voice by trying to tell James what Adam says about their alliance. Chelsia is just pissed off that Adam isn't stupid enough to keep her and let her alliance stay strong with a power of 4. Chelsia also tells James that Adam is gunning for James because no matter what James says he said he's gunning for everyone in the house who voted him out in his first eviction. WHICH IS FUCKING TRUE.

Chelsia now wants James to get out Adam and make sure Adam leaves next week. She wants to see Adam walk through the sequestor door and say "Ah Ha!" Chelsia then says Adam claims that he won't win another HOH which is a LIE.

Chelsia also tried to threaten Adam with her and James' jury votes and how if he does this, getting her out, that he will loose them if he makes it to final 2. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK CUNT. Chelisa keeps ragging on and on and on about how Adam won't do what she wants and what her SHITHOLE alliance wants. BOO HOO TWAT!

James then mocks Chelsia a little bit by saying if "you stay then we go up on the block together again every week". She doesn't say anything and he tries to make small talk with her and she says "fuck off". Then Chelsia calls Adam "a fucking idiot" and how even though she promised to take Adam to Vegas with her SHE WON'T. CAUSE SHE'S A CUNT. James then says "maybe he's smart" about Adam.

Chelsia starts to build up James' ego about how what he's done deserves the money at the end. James thinks he's now "legendary" or at least asks Chelsia if she thinks he's "legendary" now in the series that is Big Brother. She of course says yes. She then whines about wanting to get rid of Natalie first and how she can GO after that. WHATEVER CUNT, YOU'RE LEAVING THIS WEEK. i hope.

UH OH! Natalie just confessed her LIE about her being a Seattle Seahawk cheerleader to Sheila. Sheila then reveals to Natalie that she does NOT trust Ryan or Adam. She shouldn't, actually Sheila doesn't trust anyone in the house and everyone else in the house doesn't trust everyone else so you're making no sense Sheila.

Both want to now make another lie up to fuck with the houseguests.

Back outside at the hot tub James tells Chelsia that he will get Joshuah and Sharon into putting up Adam and Natalie next week if they win. He figures if Natalie wins POV and isn't on the block that she'll pull off Adam. Chelsia likes that plan. James also admits that he won't work with Adam because he's "thrown me under the bus twice already". YET IT'S OKAY FOR JAMES TO DO THAT TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE.

James then says once Natalie and Adam are up on the block that if he and their alliance wins to pull off Natalie to build up a trust with her and then put up Sheila to vote out Adam. James honestly thinks his POV winning streak will never end. REALITY CHECK BITCH.

Later in the kitchen Adam tells Ryan about Chelsia's "deal" and Adam loves telling a smiling Ryan about how he told her this and that and how he's not going to do it. Ryan just loves new information spilling on his chunky thighs.

WHAT? Later Chelsia tells James that she now wants to go up to Sheila and Natalie to tell them that Adam is taking her up on her Vegas offer, when he isn't, just to fuck with them.

OOHH SNAP BITCH! POV CEREMONY HAS COME AND GONE and Chelsia remains on the block, James saved himself and Sharon was put up as replacement nominee! ONE OF THE SHITHOLE ALLIANCES MEMBERS FINALLY LEAVES THIS WEEK! The SHITHOLE alliance remains upset because their repeated attempts to trick Adam into doing what they wanted never worked and now their foursome is now going to be split the fuck up.

Later Joshuah and James CHIT CHAT outside about what Ryan told Joshuah. Ryan told him that Natalie and Sheila wanted Joshuah up on the block to "suffer" and he's very happy that they didn't get their way. His targets next week if he wins is Natalie and Sheila. Chelsia now says she's not going to have another meltdown as seen a few nights ago but will now just make nasty cunty twaty comments here and there.

Later the OH SO BITTTER QUEEN Joshuah is outside talking to himself about how much he has to see Natalia's "vagina lips". Now he says nothing will ever change the fact that Natalie is "white trailer trash". Now he's praying to God to "take her out and put her out of misery". Joshuah wants GOD to let him win HOH this week so he can take out Natalie. He's still upset that Natalie gets to stay and his CUNTY TWATY friend Chelsia is leaving Wednesday.

As he mouths off to God he's playing pool and he scratches thus losing the game he was playing with himself. Mabye that's a message from God that he isn't there to help anyone. Joshuah just needs to make a deal with he Devil himself to get what he wants and pay the price later in the game.

As night falls on the house Chelsia begins another freak out in the house mouthing offf and destroying their hard boiled Easter eggs they decorated, calling Natalie "white trash cunt" again, mouthing off about how everyone can vote her out, how she doesn't give a fuck anymore... AGAIN, it's just a broken record and this bitch is out of her ever loving mind.

At one point James comes over to Chelsia in the kitchen to kindly suggest she go to bed and Chelsia takes everything James says as digs at her and she returns back with a comment about how James wants her to go to bed to "shut the fuck up" and stop hurting his game.

Minutes later Joshuah, James and Sharon discuss in the couch room about how Chelsia has gone CRAZY in the house. Joshuah even makes a comment about "who the hell is that in there" referring to Chelsia going AWF to the cameras and to Natalie, who's in the sauna room listening to the whole thing.

Natalie prays/talks to God in the sauna room about herself and Chelsia. Boring stuff. Later Sheila and Chelsia get into a tiny tiny very quick spat about how Chelsia says Sheila said something about someone in the house and Sheila is angry defending herself that she NEVER said whatever she's being confused of.

Sheila then goes into the bathroom later crying to Ryan about how she can't handle this house and how Chelsia's verbal attacks on Matt and Natalie are just really getting to her. She hates HATES it when people verbally attack people who aren't in the game to defend themselves and Chelsia has been referencing Matt alot to hurt Natalie.

Now Natalie REVEALS that Big Brother has told Natalie that if Chelsia keeps up the abortions insults about Natalie up that Big Brother will be sending Chelsia "home" early or maybe just to the sequestor house. Who knows if that's true or if Big Brother is just saying this to shut Natalie up when it comes to lawsuits that Natalie has supposely threatened Big Brother with.

Day 47: Here's the crazy new game REVEAL that isn't really a REVEAL. Joshuah thinks he's cracked the case on Sheila. Sheila has always talked about her son at home having a "disability" and with Matt having this "crooked eye" that it just must mean that MATT IS SHEILA'S SON!

Joshuah is nuts about how he thinks he's cracked the case. He even flat out asks Sheila if Matt is her son and Sheila gives this blank look and says something about how Matt is her "family" but then supposely mutters "no". Joshuah then goes

Later the entire house minus Chelsia, Sharon and James are in the kitchen fucking around, eating candy and talking shit. They are so loud and laughing so much that Chelsia gets up and spys on them from around the corner of her couch bedroom. She then comes back out and everyone is like "OH SHIT" here comes Chelsia.

Chelsia laughs and starts up again verbally attacking Natalie, who's also now gone away to the bedroom to talk to Sharon about what's happening to her. Sharon of course plays for Natalie's end vote, Sharon is always playing for the end votes because she BELIEVES she's going to be in final 2 with someone.

Now when Sheila starts egging Chelsia on about how she would vote for her to stay this week just to shut her up because Sheila wants a stress free next 3 days. Chelsia again starts mixing Natalie insults with "How can I get your vote" campaign that isn't really working.

Then Chelsia starts to tell Sheila that Natalie has been talking shit about her behind her back. Sheila wants to know and Chelsia says Natalie has called her "crazy" and Chelsia also admits to calling her "crazy" as well. Sheila gets a little upset about it but then brushes it off because she's heard the "crazy" comment from just about everyone.

Chelsia keeps harping on her self appointed self righteous verbal speech about how Natalie is the scum on the earth but at the same time feels "bad for the girl" and how the money to be won in this game won't make anyone "happy". OH SHUT UP TWAT. You and I still got LOTS of growing up to do and CUNT, you ain't no where near being this newly enlightened being that could change the world.

James gets up to walk past Chelsia ragging on and on about Natalie and her speech and shakes his head back and forth in utter amazement that Chelsia just won't stop. Chelsia then says she's doing all this to Natalie to BETTER HER as a person and to "OPEN HER EYES" to the truth, whatever that is in Chelsia's warped mind.

Over in the bathroom Joshuah tells James about the Mother/Son twist that he thinks he's figured out James kinda believes it but laughs it off. Then Chelsia starts to raise her voice to Sheila about making her points and James steps into the hallway to see if a fight is starting but it isn't. They are just both passionate about their chat. Shelia is just trying to get Chelsia into finding a better approach at getting at Natalie in the way that is nice at the same time "changing" Natalie as a person. Chelsia doesn't believe she can get through to her with Sheila's approach methods.

Joshuah then tells James NOT to tell Adam about this theory slash revelation he's come up with. What James also doesn't know is that Joshuah has also told Ryan this in the storage room and also told him NOT to tell Adam. Why, I don't know but this is just laughable... but then watch it be true, which it isn't because why would Big Brother hide that from us, the viewing audience.

James and Joshuah now talk about how Chelsia has once again lost it. James is sick and tired of Chelsia being a broken record. Joshuah also admits that he talked to Natalie in the sauna room and APOLOGIZED to her for what she's going through and some things that he's said. Basically Joshuah is just setting himself up in case the other side wins HOH again.

Now Joshuah tells James "she won't stop" and James laughs. They both again talk about Chelsia being on "repeat" and Joshuah laughs saying Chelsia can't even come up with anything else new to talk about or insult Natalie with.

Sheila is back to talking to Chelsia about maybe giving her a vote to stay and Chelsia says she will find 2 others to stay. It seems Chelsia has also told Sheila about her pathetic bargining tool of her Vegas trip to Adam for backdooring Natalie. But what Chelsia seems to be leaving out is that Chelsia wanted Natalie or Sheila up on the block against her over Sharon, well, Natalie more but either or.

Later Chelsis goes into the couch room to CHIT CHAT with Joshuah, Sharon and James. She sits in Joshuah's bed and suddenly makes a comment about James "fucking me over again" in this game. She then says she's just kidding with James but James feels like there's some truth to that and tries to gently call her out on it with some questioning and Joshuah feels like a fight is a coming but nothing happens. Chelsia gets into James' bed and he puts his arm around her and tries again to make nice with her.

Later Joshuah talks to Sheila about his thoughts on Matt being her son and she says that's not true. Now whether or not Joshuah REALLY believes her that's another story. Sheila continues to play it up that she wishes Chelsia wasn't going home and someone from her side was up instead and going home. She just plays the "i'm on your side" card but she's not really on their "evil" side.

As morning comes and goes we have a house of random happenings, no fighting and a less loud Chelsia roaming for verbal insults here and there. It was also revealed last night to Joshuah that Chelsia and James are indeed having sex in the house. Like I said before, after the show both Chelsia and Natalie can throw blow jobs and having sexy with a gay porn star insults back and forth at each other. Actually I see nothing wrong with gay porn stars and blowjobs, I'd take both as compliments. Both girls should as well.

Around 3pm in the house Big Brother orders Adam to "please put on your microphone" while Chelsia and James sleep in their couch bed not facing each other. This is as exciting as it's going to get at this point in the day. The rest of the house is outside enjoying the sun and some oranges they are eating. Ryan announces he's "half asleep" EXCITING SHIT MAN, FUCKING EXCITING STUFF HERE.

Later outside Natalie tells Adam and Ryan that Natalie BELIEVES through a vision she had last night that this week's HOH is "endurance". Adam says he'll be fucking happy if Natalie wins. Little does she know it's America's Choice questions on who we think should win what in some stupid series of questions. These games are mostly based on Big Brother TV shows, not the live feeds and how they are protraying certain people in the house and how much of a "good edit" they are giving these houseguests.

I don't see Natalie winning. I believe James, Sharon and Joshuah could win this one because they believe America loves them and will keep answering themselves and will most likely be right in most of the questions.

Now Natalie says "maybe God wants me to take them out". Um... MAYBE GOD doesn't want either you or Joshuah to win so STOP FUCKING ASKING HIM. Adam now says if it's "elimination" to get rid of James FIRST. Ryan says "no question".

Now both Ryan and Adam want Natalie to get "revenge" for Matt. Natalie gets annoyed with the Matt bashing from Chelsia and doesn't want James to get both her and Matt out in this game. Then they talk about the "fake smile" from Joshuah when their side won this past week. They hope that if they win again they get that "fake smile" from Joshuah.

Now Adam BLAMES the SHITHOLE alliance to making the house divided. That they chose to stick together thus making the rest of the house an alliance against them. Ryan gets pissed when he hears "them" talking about how the rest of the house made them into an alliance of four.

Adam now admits that if they win HOH again, and he wins POV that he himself will start going AWF on James and telling him how YOU made this happen and how YOU chose your side and basically wants to put James in his place with a verbal lashing. We'll see if Alison Grodner, the show's executive producer, let's that happen. Now Adam and Ryan agree that James' target on his own back is bigger than anyone else's.

Later outside Natalie tells Ryan and Adam how Sharon is LYING straight up about everything she tells them when it comes to getting "Jimmy out". Natalie says that from now on to tell Sharon the opposite of what you're really wanting to do. All agree that Sharon is no longer a person to trust.

Ryan laughs about how Sharon thinks no one knows she's the "mole" or "spy" for James' side of the house when they ALL know. Natalie again says "I told you she was the mole" and she's right as usual. If the SHITHOLE alliance wins HOH then that means the divided house becomes equal numbers again. 3 on 3.

Inside Sheila continues to get WORKED by Sharon and Sheila continues to act as if she wins HOH that NO ONE will tell her how to run her HOH yet YET YET YET YET THIS TWAT can tell every HOH that's been before how how they should RUN HOH. Now Sheila starts softly bashing Chelsia for not just being "happy" with her 21,000 luxury Las Vegas prize she won. Sheila wants her to walk out of this house happy and with some "dignity".

Sheila now tells Sharon how she's not an "ass kisser" YET YET YET YET she WAS when Adam won and she was in the pink room wanting Adam to be her "hero". Sheila continues to play the "I'm 45 years old" card and playing "with a bunch of kids". Sharon keeps pushing that Sheila has no friends on her side of the house and how she's Sheila's ONLY FRIEND. If Sharon can control Sheila's HOH then Sheila is a waste of a player this season.

Sheila now calls her alliance members "jerks". Sharon keeps pushing and pushing and pushing that Natalie, Ryan and Adam are against Sheila and Sheila either buys into it or acts as if she's buying into it. Sometimes I can't tell what the fuck Sheila is doing in the house when she talks to both sides of the house on separate occasions.

As dark falls Joshuah, Sharon, Adam and Ryan CHIT CHAT outside. They talk about Chelsia being "all sad" and Joshuah wanting to be away from her. Adam asks Joshuah if he blames him for this and Joshuah doesn't really give an answer. Chelsia now comes outside and talk begins about random crap.

Ryan sits next to Joshuah and loves his newly shaved arms. Joshuah loves LOVES Ryan's new shaved arms, that's what alot of gay men do by the way and we all know Ryan is on his way to Bisexualville.

Now they joke again about Sheila winning HOH this week and how no one can really prepare for HOH when that's an out right LIE because Joshuah and Sharon won HOH when they were a couple after studying the quotes on the wall. Natalie is upstairs focusing on the wall of books on the HOH wall thinking, praying, hoping it will be about the books when in fact it won't be as seen in America's Choice tv spots on TV.

Now Adam leaves and they talk about Chelsia not even trying to campaign "seriously" to anyone. Sharon says that maybe she isn't because not even her own partner is going to vote for her to stay. Joshuah then says James will have a better "game play" as a solo player, another chance to get Ryan to notice that James is always a bigger threat than him and Sharon as a couple.

Later out in the hot tub Natalie tells Ryan, Adam, Sharon and Sheila that she doesn't like to drink and only drinks in the house to "take off the edge". Ryan goes inside to BITCH AND MOAN LIKE A BITTER MALE TWAT QUEEN about how Natalie said this and that about not liking to drink. Ryan tells Chelsia, James and Joshuah this and they all agree that they need to take the beer and wine away from her next time they get some.

Minutes later Adam joins the kitchen crew and again brings up the comment about her not wanting to drink in the house. All talk certains around Natalie again. BORING. Oh wait, after minutes of talk and Natalie's life story not adding up right in what's happened to her based on how old she is... well Ryan just flat out thinks Natalie is a compulsive liar and Ryan still believes Natalie blew Matt in the house and how he heard them one night.

Now Ryan tells Joshuah, James and Chelsia that Matt said Natalie "swallowed" every time. Ryan is getting all into Natalie lying about certain things and they all just have fun tearing apart Natalie's life. Adam now says Natalie had to have been a "meth head". WHAT?

Outside Sharon plays up how mean Chelsia is and how Chelsia supposely may verbally attack Sharon at any given point, WHICH SHE WON'T. Sheila now brings up something that has been bothering her that Chelsia said about her being a "disgusting" person when they had that fish food challenge. Apparently Sheila washed her dirty "panties" in the sink because their washer and dryer were taken away that certain week and the shower was dirty enough with everyone taking showers so she's "disgusting" for washing her dirty "panties" in the sink.

Sheila now goes on about Chelsia making fun of her large pussy and both Natalie and Sheila just start going AWF about how Chelsia is in the house. Sharon keeps her shit shut most of the talk and just listens. Sheila tells Natalie "you have nothing to be ashamed of" for being the person she is. Sheila now says "who are these people" who come on this show and judge others when they too in fact have done their own "sins" outside the house.

Day 48: Outside Adam, Natalie and Sheila talk about what could or may happen next week. Inside the SHITHOLE alliance are in bed talking and chatting. Natalie says that Sheila is on their side and Sheila says she is and how she is "acting" like she isn't to them. Natalie wants James to go before Joshuah. Adam now tells Sheila that he wants to verbally rip apart James and Joshuah when they are on the block and they are going home.

Adam then laughs about how "we" didn't choose to be in this alliance and that THEY all created an alliance of four that then created their alliance who now has HOH. They also agree that Ryan is also playing both sides- in fact they all fess up to playing both sides in case they win HOH.

Ryan comes outside and everyone calls each other out in a friendly manner that they are all playing both sides to "get information" and to not go on the block in case they don't win HOH again. Now this group starts talking about jury votes, FINALLY someone in the house is fucking talking about jury votes.

Sheila also says if she wins HOH to not kiss her ass in front of them and to not go up to the HOH in one big group. Adam still wants to celebrate and they will. Adam gets a little worried and eggs Sheila on about being afraid of putting Joshuah and James up on the block. She says she will and Adam keeps saying he will verbally abuse Joshuah. Sheila wants to see Adam do it!

Next Sheila and Natalie get on again about how James uses "homeless" as a tatic to win the game and they don't buy it because he CHOOSES it. Adam then points out that James tells everyone in the house "we'll work together" YET everyone does that.

Sheila now says if she gets HOH that Natalie now can hang out with her in the HOH room and sleep over a few nights. They get back to James and how Sheila thinks James could be in the final 2 and all are pretty sure that James won't make it there. Sheila keeps pushing that he might and then Adam starts in about how he would be there if Sheila was working with him. She says she isn't and everyone keeps harping on James NOT being in the final 2.

Now Adam says he doesn't want THEM to win the money, aka the SHITHOLE alliance becuase he says they don't "deserve" to win the money. All agree that if Sharon wins, that's okay but they all don't want Joshuah, James or Chelsia to win the game. Adam says "we're the fucking underdogs" and Sheila laughs saying "I love you Adam" for making that comment.

Adam says "if we win that we can PARTY" in the house aka HOH. Sheila says that even if they won't win that they will still "kick their ass". Now Natalie is talking positive and "GOD" helping them win against the other side of the house. Amber from last season NEVER won HOH becuase she kept asking God for help. This season, this week both Natalie and Joshuah have asked God to help them win HOH. Neither will win, I hope.

Adam now tells Sheila and Natalie that Chelsia offered her 21,000 dollar Vegas trip she won in this week's luxury comp in exchange for either Natalie or Sheila to be put up. Both girls hear this and both don't react like I wanted. They just keep harping on Chelsia loosing it on Easter and how winning that great prize "hasn't shut her up". Sheila is sooo hating on Chelsia now.

Minutes Later Sheila does say that Natalie is deserving of winning HOH because of all the shit she's been through in the house. Pickle juice in her face, verbal assults, blah blah blah, Natalie again brings up GOD giving her something good and to let Natalie "be his worker", something crazy like that.

As morning comes and goes Sheila talks to James and throws her alliance members under the bus by going after the other side's leader James. She tells him flat out that James is not her target and he's not going on the block! WHAT? But TWAT you voted him out TWICE and he's not going to forget that you STUPID TRAILER TRASH CUNT! [trying to remember Chelsia's exact insult to Natalie]

James also flat out asks Sheila if Matt is her son. She says no again and swears to swear on the bible about it. Game talk stops as Joshuah and Chelsia head outside.

Later Chelsia, James and Joshuah talking outside about game. James loves to hear himself talk and tells Joshuah that he thinks the "house" will start to break up "working couples". Joshuah says NOTHING but then says Adam and Natalie are "together" to take the target off his back.

Joshuah then says something about "suing" Adam if he hits him in sequestor. WHAT? Joshuah now calls Adam a "fat ass" and how his body is all "blubber" and how Joshuah would "laugh" at him if he was in a club trying to pick people up. SAME GOES FOR YOU JOSHUAH. James continues to go on and on about how he was fucked 2 weeks ago and how Adam thinks he's safe. They also talk about keeping Natalie and getting Adam out next week... this must be PISSING Chelsia AWF because she wants Natalie out.

James is getting on edge wanting to win HOH. Now Chelsia is told to go "campaign" and to apologize to Natalie and Sheila and to get the whole house to turn against him. She doesn't get her fat ass up off the lounge chair.

In the HOH room Ryan and Adam talk about Sheila and Sharon downstairs. Something about their "revealing" conversation. Ryan makes it known to Adam that if he gets HOH that he wants to go after Sheila and no one else. YEAH WHAT A MAN, GO AFTER SHEILA.

Ryan is now getting Adam to see that Sheila is a "two faced bitch" and Adam now thinks he should have put Sheila up instead of Sharon. UM.. NO. Ryan continues to HATE HATE Sheila and all I'm hoping is that Sheila wins HOH this week. Ryan keeps saying "she can not win anything mentally or physically".

Ryan now harps on Sheila "playing both sides" when he's also in fact doing the exact same things. Ryan also tells Adam how Sheila called him out on playing "both sides" and Ryan hates HATES that Sheila called him out on his game. Ryan points out that last night during their alliance talk that she never really talked about going after James if she gets HOH.

They both watch the spy screen and watch Sheila talk to Joshuah and then go outside to talk to James. They think believe know that she is throwing them under the bus, which she might but we don't really know yet. Sheila then says "we have something in common, everybody hates you and everybody hates me".

Natalie comes outside to see Sheila and James playing pool and walks out to the lounge chairs saying not a word. Minutes later inside Ryan is still STILL going off about Sheila this and that to Joshuah. James comes inside and Ryan asks him how Sheila and James got to playing pool and James never really answers because Sharon interrupts and takes his attention away.

Now Joshuah brings up Sheila and Ryan is QUICK to demand from James that if Sheila says something about Ryan and how if "I'm after you" that that is bullshit. WHAT? Ryan wants to go AWF on Sheila if James tells him anything that Sheila has said... even if it's a lie Ryan will believe James over Sheila. FUCKING IDIOT.

James now tells Ryan to relax and calm down and that Sheila isn't saying anything. He also tells Ryan that Adam is his target this week if he gets HOH and it's because Adam supposely told James that he would never go after James like he did this week... UM OKAY SHITHOLE CULT MEMBER LEADER JAMES, I guess no one is suppose to target you at all.

So now basically Joshuah and James have perfect ammo to throw at Ryan if he wins HOH. Now Ryan calls out Sheila in a forcefully playful way that Sheila is talking "shit" about him. She laughs it off saying everyone does it, WHICH IS TRUE. WHY WHY WHY is the other side of the house ALLOWING an alliance push themselves to the end! WHY WHY WHY?!?!

Ryan goes outside to get sun while Sheila changes into her bikini in the bathroom area. Ryan then comes back inside to tell his "boys" that if he lets his hair grow he'll have a fucking "rug". YUM YUM! Sheila goes outside and Joshuah starts to talk about how she's "scared" that they are talking about her. Joshuah and James play up how Sheila is doing this and that getting Ryan all amped up to hate her more.

Ryan now tells James and Joshuah how everyone keeps saying week after week that they are going after Sheila and then James is the target. Ryan says that if he gets HOH that Sheila is his number one target. Now James LIES to Ryan about how Sheila suddenly said that Ryan is her target and how she'll put up James and Joshuah up first and backdoor Ryan. Ryan is eating this up and believing it to be true.

Yes Sheila has gone around telling everyone that she will backdoor someone from her alliance but that's suppose to be an "act" and she never names who she'll supposely backdoor because IT'S A FUCKING ACT. James and Joshuah continue to talk about how she is targeting Ryan and Ryan starts to spill shit she's said. RYAN is such an idiot letting hate over a women fuck up his own game. IDIOT.

Ryan then tells them how Sheila is probably after him because she thinks he's playing "both sides", WHICH HE IS and she says he isn't and he's "just friends". Then they talk about Sheila believing that if she's final 2 that she'll win. James then laughs that if Sheila did make to the final 2 that she would get his vote! "It would just fucking baffle me. How?"

Camera zooms in on Ryan as he stews on this fake information from James. Then he goes outside while Joshuah and James make fun of the situation that "well at least we have those 2 pinned against each other". James then thinks that both are just acting like they hate each other but they really do. ONLY an idiot would think like Ryan and let HATE control his game while Joshuah listens and learns how to pit people against each other.

OHHHHH Chelsia finally approaches Natalie about trying to get her vote and talking about how great it would be for Sharon to leave tomorrow over her. Their talk ends and Chelsia goes to James in his bed and tells her she tried and Natalie goes outside to tell SHARON what Chelsia was doing and how she was trying to save herself over Sharon.

Then Chelsia tells Natalie that she MADE UP the finger banging comment about Matt and that Matt only tried to kiss her but she wouldn't let Matt kiss her.

Sharon seems a bit upset because maybe she thought no one would ever campaign against her but then again who fucking knows what will actually set off Sharon, besides talk of Jacob cheatin on her.

Sheila comes outside and gets told by Natalie how Chelsia is now campaigning to get Sharon out over her. Natalie warns Sheila that Chelsia may be coming to her next later today and Sharon wants to know what may be said about her to Sheila.

Sheila now gets upset that people get mad at her for LYING in the game about her votes when the game is all about lying. Natalie also wants to egg Chelsia on and give her hope that she's staying and then vote her out. I guess it's exactly what Matt did to James 2 weeks ago and then what Chelsia did to Matt last week and now Natalie wants to do it again to Chelsia this week.

Joshuah comes outside and Sheila wants Natalie to tell Joshuah but Natatlie keeps mum and then tells Joshuah that Chelsia is campaigning and trying to be "nice" to her now. She never mentions Chelsia naming Sharon. James then comes outside to lay in the hammock and ALL talk stops.

Inside Ryan and Adam clean dishes and Ryan is FIRST to notice Sheila is out there with everyone... "freakin plotting". GET OVER RYAN, he acts like Sheila can actually do something to get him out, focus on people you don't want to be in the end game with, worry about Sheila later man. Then Ryan's hate fills Adam with Sheila hate leading Adam to say something about how he can't wait for Sheila to be out of this place. Ryan smiles and says he can't wait either. REALLY, getting Sheila out is going to really BETTER your game? IDIOT.

OUTSIDE IDIOT NATALIE tells Sharon more about her conversation with Chelsia. How Chelsia made a stupid choice of teaming up with Sharon and Joshuah over her and "Matty". SHE'S FUCKIGN TELLING THIS TO SHARON. How stupid Chelsia was for making a "dumb move" of teaming up with Joshuah and Sharon! Natalie is telling this to SHARON! SHARON!

SHARON!

Now Natalie realizes what she did and tells Sharon "I'd rather see you win this money than her" and how "an evil person" won last year. LOL. It took Natalie about 10 minutes to realize what she said to Sharon and to then try to correct it with a compliment.

Day 48, Part 2: As the sun starts to fade away Ryan, Sheila and Natalie are trying to get Sharon to open her eyes and stop playing with James and to go against James next week if she wins HOH. They want her to also turn against Joshuah but more so James. Ryan leaves at some point and then Sheila is getting Sharon into a fearful state that she may be going home, that Ryan would be the backstabber in their group, side with James and Joshuah and get out Sharon. Sheila and Natalie tell Sharon if the vote comes back 3 to 2 that they both voted for her this week.

Also James has told Natalie that he knows she wants to "backdoor" him and that Sheila told him so Natalie goes to Sheila and she denies saying that. Not sure if she actually said it but Sheila gets pissed AWF that James is trying to turn Sheila and Natalie against each other. You see James earlier figured out how to turn Ryan and Sheila against each other and now he's trying to turn more members of the other side of the house against each other.

But this time it isn't working. Natalie and Sheila come together and figure out that James is starting shit in case they win HOH again and James is out of any power.

In the sauna room Sheila, Natalie and Sharon now bond over James bashing. None of them want James to win. No one wants to give him the money so he can "piss it in the wind" as Sheila puts it. Same goes for Ryan. Natalie wants the "good people" to win the game and that includes everyone except James.

Sheila is LIVID about James trying to turn her and Natalie against each other. She also tells Sharon that they, Joshuah and James, well get YOU out Sharon because you're a threat to them! THAT IS TRUE. Joshuah has already twice thought about getting rid of Sharon, she's expendible to him at any moment.

Natalie leaves Sharon and Sheila to talk. Sheila is all up in arms about how Sharon better not tell Joshuah this and that YOU'VE done this already and how Sheila will NEVER tell Sharon anything to her anymore if she tells Joshuah any of this. Sheila keeps saying Joshuah is full of "bullshit" and wants to get Sharon out at some point.

Now Sheila keeps pushing that Joshuah tried to sell you out and get you out the last time James was on the block with Sharon 2 weeks ago. Sheila then tries to fault James as the one manipulating Joshuah into turning on Sharon. Sharon now says Joshuah told her before the HOH comp after she stayed and James left and then returned that "they are trying to turn you against me" with this plan of backstabbing talk when JOSHUAH DID TRY TO get Sharon out!

I hope Sharon starts to open her eyes about this. The whole reason why this is happening now is becuase Natalie and Sheila are starting the idea that they would keep Chelsia to James and they are trying to push James, Chelsia and Joshuah to work with someone from the other side of the house to vote out Sharon to allowe Chelsia to stay. It is working to a degree and now Sharon is hearing about this and getting pissed that there is some truth to all this, which there is. Sharon also tells Natalie and Sheila that if she wins HOH that they are safe from eviction this week.

Outside Sharon talks to Joshuah about how PISSED AWF she is getting "annoying" with James and the talk of him possibly starting to campaign to get her out over Chelsia. Joshuah tells her that the only person she can trust is him. Of course Sharon is also now doubting Joshuah because Natalie/Sheila were trying to turn her against Joshuah and now Sharon isn't telling Joshuah what they said and then she LIES about Sheila and Natalie not saying anything about Joshuah, which they did. Sharon is protecting them for the time being. Interesting.

Sharon starts to cry talking about her being "sick of everything" and how she sticks up for people in the game and how people will turn their back on her after she helps them out. She compares this to her life and about people here letting her help them and them turning on her at the drop of a dime. "I'm done with people's stupid shit". Joshuah keeps bringing up Sheila and Sharon says she doesn't know who to trust anymore. Joshuah keeps saying "you can trust me".

Sharon is just DONE with everyone bringing her all new information about what he or she has said in the game. "I'm sick of being nice..." Sharon now throws Joshuah going AWF on people as another reason why Sharon has had to bottle herself up. Joshuah tries to get her to focus on the "good news" and how no one is really going after her.

Joshuah then says "you're five weeks away from winning $500,000 dollars... or $50,000 dollars". Joshuah keeps trying to get Sharon to reveal what Sheila said about him turning on Sharon when he KNOWS HE TRIED TO 2 weeks ago. Joshuah is just so scared that Sharon will find out about him almost betraying her and will keep denying it until they leave the house.

Joshuah keeps telling Sharon not to trust Sheila or Natalie. Sharon keeps harping about how she "busts her ass off to help protect other people" aka her SHITHOLE alliance. Now that she's hearing people trying to turn on her she can't handle it. Sharon keeps saying "I don't know who I can trust anymore" and that includes Joshuah.

Inside Ryan and Natalie talk about Sharon now talking to Joshuah outside about people turning on her and how Joshuah now won't approach Natalie to get her vote to keep Chelsia. They both love how Sheila can be the person that they think they can flip twice now to take out Sharon over James/Chelsia. Ryan is all over fucking Joshuah over.

Back outside Sharon starts working Joshuah into staying away from James so she has at least one person she can fully trust in this game. She says James' downfall in this game is he can't keep his "damn mouth shut". Sharon now tells Joshuah "that when you're on the block you'll know what I'm going through" and how everyone has your back but is also gunning from you at the same time.

Joshuah now says that this HOH most likely will be a "questionaire" game and that it will be a "crap shoot" and anyone can win. He says this because there is no lockdown and no massive set being built.

As the hours pass Chelsia begins to get cruel again about Natalie wanting James to jerk off in her face to humilate her and then saying that Natalie and Natalie's mother were both doing drugs and then the mother got fucked up becuase of hthe drugs and THEN Natalie found "God". Really TWAT?

Later Adam and Ryan talk in the HOH room about Sheila being "overlooked" and being "disposable" and that they can get rid of her later. That she's also in a "good" position in this game.

Downstairs in the kitchen James playfully discussing what they want to do out of the house when the game is over. It seems James may want to pursue a relationship with her outside the house.

Later James, Chelsia and Joshuah talk to Ryan in the bathroom. It's their last minute jokingly ditch effort to stay. She wants to know why Ryan is voting for Sharon to stay this week. Chelsia now says Sharon is "very underestimated". Ryan plays with the "you've never done anything wrong to me" and Chelsia says "so you're voting with the house". Joshuah and James keep redirecting the conversation and now James wants to know what Sheila and Natalie told Chelsia about the way they are voting.

Chelsia says Sheila already told her that she isn't getting her vote. Ryan now goes outside and all three are quick to say Ryan is outside ratting them out for campaigning. Chelsia now asks why does everyone want her out and James says "um.. hello... it's because of me". James now says Sharon "probably did cut a deal" with the other side and that's why she "volunteered" to go up. LOL.

Now trust with Sharon is slowly dying. Ryan comes back inside to the bathroom. Now James wants Ryan to be "honest" with him about if Sharon has "cut a deal" to keep her safe. James wants to figure out who is really responsible for Chelsia leaving this week. OHHH NOW Natalie's side of the house could set Sharon up and sick James on her!

Chelsia continues to campaign as to why Ryan is voting to keep Sharon. Ryan tries to come up with a reason to shut her up while James laughs at every response and makes too much light of Chelsia's DEATH in the game.

Chelsia says it's weird that everyone in the house is in the mode of getting Chelsia out with no real debate about ever getting Sharon out. James continues to believe something is up in the house and he's trying to figure it out. He's leaning on Sharon cutting a deal with Adam as being the "thing" that is bothering him.

Chelsia then gets back on the blow jobs and how Natalie keeps denying and how she can't believe Matt is saying that. James doesn't know what to believe now. It's back to bashing Natalie and how Natalie will "suck" Matt's toothbrush that he left behind. James then flat out is honest with Chelisa about how keeping her is no way in benefiting his own game.

Ryan leaves and James looks at Chelsia and half smiles followed by an attempted hug to her but she pushes him away and starts to softly cry. He did tell her to "let it out dude" and she does. She doesn't want Joshuah and James to "hang themselves" with their votes but then James talks again about them getting Ryan.

Camera zooms in on Joshuah who is quiet and no longer laughing. Neither James or Joshuah are making jokes about anything. Chelsia believes she can't get Ryan at all. "This fucking sucks" whines Chelsia. NOW had the other side been losing a member and crying we all know Chelsia wouldn't give a fuck about anyone crying about leaving.

Chelsia then says that she doesn't want to go "hang out with Matt" and how that would be her "worst nightmare". James tries to tell her that even though he's not crying he is hurting for her and how much he "cares" about her and how he "can not do this now" meaning saving Chelsia. Now James rests his head in her legs about how they have to get someone "close" to him to get to him. He then DEMANDS that he shouldn't be a target because he says "AND I HAVEN'T FUCKING DONE ANYTHING".

WELL you stupid fuck you are now sounding just like Matt last week. Now you know how Matt felt when your alliance was after him and he was pissed because he believed he didn't do ANYTHING to anyone to be voted out of the house except for being himself. Now James is just like Matt. James says he has to fight the house every week to stay every week. Chelsia starts to give James a pep talk about how to fight the house and be strong. She wants him to go with his "gut instinct", espeically during HOH comps.

Over in the boat room Ryan starts spilling his talk with the SHITHOLE alliance members to Sheila and Natalie. Joshuah then walks into the room with them. He tells them that Chelsia is crying and he can't see that.

Chelsia and James continue to talk and comfort each other. James tells Chelsia that once you walk out that door you let out a this great sigh of relief, game over. Chelsia doesn't want James to come to sequestor and wants James to still win this game. UM yeah, good luck with that one James.

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March 22, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 7 Featuring Twatelisa & Dumbassuah!

Day 42, Part 2: HA HA HA HA HA HA! Adam mutha fuckin wins HOH and the SHITHOLE ALLIANCE IS FINALLY GOING DOWN, NO MORE TWISTS!

Either Chelsia, James, Sharon or Joshuah are soon getting their asses taken out of the game! But if for some reason this SHITHOLE alliance can get to Adam to put up his own people then they all deserve the final four spots. Please don't let Adam be that much of a fuckin' pushover!

As the feeds return Chelsia is quick to play "nice" with the other side of the house as Adam, Natalie, Ryan and Sheila have the biggest smiles on their faces. FUCK YEAH! Joshuah is in the kitchen and has yet to go off on Sheila as he's been planning all last night and today. Sheila laughs as Joshuah eats some chips behind her with Chelsia.

You see Joshuah started going off on Sheila today and ORDERING her to throw the HOH challenge or he would verbally attack her and her son on "national tv". Allison Grodner stepped in after talking with Sheila who supposely threatened lawsuits because her son is a "minor". Allison Grodner pulled Joshuah into the Diary Room and somehow put a muzzle on his fucking whore mouth.

He didn't say anything on the live show and his mouth remains shut as I type and as I watch the feeds. Over in the couch room James lays in his bed thinking. Adam comes in with Sharon and James plays it up that how evicting Adam's "boy" Matt was a hard thing for him to do, which it wasn't. James also says "it is what it is".

Adam then goes into the pink bedroom to think things over and gather his stuff for his HOH room later. It has also been REVEALED that after Adam won HOH that he told everyone how he won this HOH for Matt! James heard this and had to have shit his pants.

Joshuah now comes into the pink room to KISS ADAM'S ASS after going off on Adam's former partner Sheila earlier in the day. Joshuah now tells Adam how "proud" of him he is and how Adam "pulled a Joshuah" by answering without thinking.

Joshuah now tells Adam that his "problem" with Sheila is his problem with her and not with him. Adam smiles and says okay. Joshauh leaves and Ryan comes in asking him what to do. Adam says "I don't know" and how everyone is kissing his ass now or "until tomorrow".

Adam now tells Ryan about why he voted the way he did and how James had to have made the vote and Ryan wants Adam to promise to give his "vote" no matter who he's up against now on the block. WHAT? Now Ryan tells Adam to "not think about it" aka nominations. WHAT?

The last thing you do in a house this divided is to let the other side get to Adam FIRST! RYAN'S AN IDIOT! Now Ryan leaves Adam alone to pack. Minutes later Adam comes out into the couch room and tells Sharon "I don't want to do this". Sharon continues to play the "you'll be fine and you know the right thing to do" and "if you need the bible just let me know" and "HAVE BIBLE SESSIONS UPSTAIRS!" WHAT?

This bitch TWAT CUNT pulled the "let's have bible sessions upstairs" card? Over in the kitchen Adam joins the bunch to find out how "upset" Matt was leaving this week and how he pushed Natalie away at the end. Adam hears this. Joshuah then tells Adam "be happy". Joshuah continues to not say SHIT about Sheila and her son.

Later Natalie comes in to the pink room to Adam and hugs him talking about how she knew "Jesus would prevail". Natalie is INSANELY happy! She talks about how she was happy to put up Chelsia and Sharon against each other in the HOH comp. Natalie then says "we got control over the house again". Natalie then says "even if one of them gets POV they're all still fucked!"

Later Sheila talks with Natalie about how Ryan is "staying" on our side. Sheila then hugs Adam and says something about him being her "hero". Sheila keeps telling Adam and Natalie that "we have the numbers" to control the game. Sheila now tells Natalie that she KNEW Chelsia was lying about voting to keep Matt. Sheila loves to throw it in Natalie's face that she KNEW Chelsia was fucking lying.

"Those people are evil" says Sheila about the SHITHOLE alliance. Natalie tells Sheila to keep her mouth shut and not give them any information. Sheila now says she made a "truce" with Joshuah. Adam leaves the pink room and in comes Sharon already trying to throw her alliance members under the bus.

She laughs how Julie Chen "called him out" for going back on his word. Sheila now tells Sharon "you need to win something" and Sheila is back to trying to be friends with Sharon. Sharon tries to tell Sheila that the reason why Joshuah is upset with her is because he supposely heard her say something about his parents that set him off. Sharon continues to try and squash the beef between Sheila and Joshuah so that James and Chelsia can go up on the block over her and Joshuah. LOL. WORK BITCH!

Over in the sauna room Natalie is on a happy high note and tells Chelsia that you lied to our faces about how you were voting and now our "side" has won and one of you are going home. Chelsia doesn't get angry and continues to try and play "nice" for Natalie. Natalie also gets back on the bandwagon on how she would rather get rid of Joshuah, Sharon or James over her.

Chelsia then tries to PATHETICALLY get Natalie to see Sheila as someone who breaks her "word" in the game "every week" over James who just did a few times. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Natalie then tells Chelsia that Sheila has "never broken her word with me". LOL.

Later in the kitchen Joshuah and Chelsia try to play the "poor Matty" bullshit in front of Adam. As if these 2 gave a flying fuck about Matt. Joshuah keeps sucking up to Adam about all the stuff he's going to get with HOH.

Natalie sits at the dining room table staring at a black and white photo of Matt. She rocks forward and backward and then looks around and then back on Matt. Camera zooms in on her face as she fights the tears. Her eyes watery. She wipes away some falling tears. Matt's gone, douche bag he was but gone nonetheless. Ryan comes by and sits down next to her to console her. Ryan relates to Natalie that he too lost his "partner" in the game.

After they talk about the "good times" with Matt and how they have control and her wiping falling tears and sniffling... The Diary Room finally calls Natalie. Everyone acknowledges it and Ryan offers her a paper towel as she'll bawl her eyes out in there.

Later Adam is at the dining room table making a comment about how if he put Sheila it would be shocking. Joshuah is quick to say "you'd be doing the whole house a favor" and then walks away. James now tells Adam "don't listen to anybody but yourself" which actually means LISTEN TO MY SHITHOLE ALLIANCE ONLY.

Chelisa and James now talk in the storage room about how they need to get Adam to put up Sheila. Chelsia then tells James about her LIES to Natalie about how she changed her mind at the last minute because supposely Shiela was "smirking" at her. ALL LIES!

James now wants to talk to Adam about how if you're going to put me up tell me. He also says that Joshuah will be going home if he and Joshuah are on the block together! WHOA!

Later James tries to defend his LIE about how he "swears" he heard that it was Jen who was picked to come back in the house. I feel James will think people will hold it against him that Alex again didn't get a fair shot at the game, for some reason James feels the need to talk about how he thought Jen was in the mystery box.

Joshuah listens to Natalie talk about Matt and when she starts to break down he gets up and hugs her. I can picture Joshuah now trashing Natalie in the diary room later about how he HAD to hug her to keep himself safe. Ryan joins them and Natalie gets to talking about making no more deals and how she should have stayed up on last week's endurance comp. She also is happy that she got to call James out on being a hypocrite on national TV.

Minutes later Ryan and Natalie talk in the sauna room about what to do this week with Adam as HOH. Natalie and Ryan, mostly Natalie, want her and Ryan to team up now until the end. Ryan says we have to tell Adam to "do this" meaning get rid of someone from the SHITHOLE alliance to better Adam's side of the house. Natalie keeps talking about the numbers in voting and if 2 members from the SHITHOLE alliance are up that her side controls the votes, not the SHITHOLE alliance.

Natalie now says that when they see his HOH room and she's staying until she's the last one left upstairs and she will stay up there all night to block James and his cult members from getting to Adam. GOOD GIRL!

Later Natalie walks past Matt's picture and says "goodbye Matty". Awwww! Over in the couch room Joshuah tells Sheila that Adam is holding "interviews" and how everyone should plead their case as to why they shouldn't go on the block. Joshuah also throws in how no one should talk about other people and why they should go on the block, just talk about themselves.

If Adam REALLY thinks that this house is now going to play without "sides" or "alliances" he's a BIGGER MORON than anyone else before him that's every played Big Brother.

Later Ryan tells Natalie and Adam how Sheila "fucked" him over by lying to him and both tell Ryan that they need Sheila this week and that she is "expendiable" next week or down the line. Ryan continues to tell them he's all about being on "this side" and is all about having voting power with 2 of the SHITHOLE alliances members up on the block.

Ryan later goes downstairs and talks to Joshuah about what's going on in the HOH room and how he is trying to get Sheila on the block. Ryan starts talking later to Sharon as well about how he's not on "sides" and something about how the SHITHOLE alliance tried to save him this week. Basically Ryan is trying to look good in James' side of the house so that if they win next week Ryan is no longer the target.

Joshuah later goes into the HOH room and strikes the same secret alliance deal he made with Ryan last week with Adam and how they will watch each other's backs. All Adam and Ryan need to do now and compare notes and fuck Joshuah over and throw him being a liar in this house, just like the rest of the house.

Later Natalie and James go at it in the bathroom. No shouting but alot of low verbal blows that really weren' insults. James tries to tell Natalie that the only reason why he got rid of Matt was because the next next week he would have 2 people going after him. Kinda true but who cares.

Natalie then says her deal was to not have Matt on the block. Natalie also reminds James that he said Matt "wasn't his target this week" and how all she wanted was to give James his "dignity" back. She says she should have never dropped and James makes a comment about how all he wanted to was make Natalie drop.

Natalie says you getting out Matt "may cost you this week" and James says she's not HOH. She says she has a pretty good idea what's going to happen and how James needs her vote to stay and how he doesn't have it. James starts walking away saying he doesn't want it.

Chelsia is in the bathroom as well and doesn't verbally attack Natalie at all. Natalie makes a comment about the house being split and Chelsia says it isn't but she's referring to the votes while Natalie refers to the house being split by alliances.

Natalie then tells Chelisa about how 2 from her side of the house will go up and how her side controls the votes and decide who goes home. HA BITCH! James is upset over in the couch room relaying his little spat with Joshuah. James is pissed and doesn't understand why Adam is protecting her by not nominating her.

Day 43: Just as midnight started the feeds were cut away as the houseguests participated in a late night luxury competition. It had to do with gambling and I expected Big Brother was hoping that Allison was still part of the cast for this challenge due to her connections with gambling problems. Not sure what they won.

And Bisexual Ryan strikes again! He gives Joshuah a KISS!... but he actually put his hand up against Joshuah's mouth and forced a kiss on Joshuah with their lips separated by Ryan's hand. BISEXUAL-DAR GOING OFF! Joshuah also talks about giving Matt a blowjob in sequestor if he goes him this week. He's said this 3 times now.

Later Joshuah slips into his new bed in the couch room and he and Sharon talk about what Adam told Joshuah upstairs. They supposely shook hands and Adam told Joshuah that James and Chelsia will be going on the block together. Sharon is freaking the fuck out and wants to keep James over Chelsia. But then they figure they need to go with what the house wants.

Joshuah also tells her that if POV is used that Joshuah IS going up on the block via backdoor. Sharon then says if the "house wants James out, we vote him out". Sharon also freaks the fuck out that she HAS to win POV to protect Joshuah from being backdoored. She also FREAKS THE FUCK OUT that the POV has to do with that croquet mallet.

James comes into the room and talk stops. Sharon goes to clean her face and James says he's probably going to be backdoored. Joshuah says "probably not". They again talk about pushing for Joshuah to be up against Sheila but the other side isn't stupid enough to fall for that.

GROSS, James and Chelsia kiss each other before they slip into seperate beds. They both plan on continuing the stupid plan that their alliance is breaking apart or more so that Chelsia and James aren't working together as a couple when they actually are.

Later in the night Chelsia and James talk about "dirty little secrets" and Chelsia asks James if he owns the bar he always talks about. He won't say. Then he starts in about how he has this big secret and that "it could be big, really big" and how everyone in the house will look at him "differently" after the game. He also says even Chelsia would look at him "differently" and he says "literally something" big and that "I'll let you deal with it when we leave".

He tries to go to bed and she calls him back. Now he says he's joking but Chelsia keeps saying "you have something". Now she kisses him on the lips. He then tells her "I never really told people I had sex with guys until I came on the show..." and Chelsia says she doesn't think that's his and he laughs it off even thought it's somewhat true.

James is back in bed and keeps his gay porn star secret to himself. Chelsia still has no idea.

As morning comes and goes game talk continues. The house also gets a smaller table. James is also pissed off and upset as to why Adam WOULD DO THIS TO HIM! What? IDIOT.

Sheila also tells Natalie that she doesn't trust Ryan still and how Ryan should be the one to watch out for in the end and how Ryan may turn on them. So Ryan and Sheila secretly hate each other behind each other's back, hey, whatever gets Natalie to the end faster is fine with me.

The house also talks about Dick coming back at some point this season. They make fun of Sheila because they say Dick will return at some point and rip her a new asshole. Sheila still continues to think Dick will love her and want to sleep with her. Little does she know that Dick said on a recent episodes of HouseCalls that he wants to smack her and for her to shut up.

James also threatened Adam to a degree by telling him how if he puts him up that he DEMANDS to know why. There was some self intitled attitude there that Adam DID NOT LIKE.

Later Adam and Ryan talk about nominations. Ryan is all about keeping Sheila off the block and making sure James and Chelsia both go on the block. Ryan is also on a power high saying how they will HOH again next week, probably not but you never know.

Then Natalie gets her turn with Adam and keeps pushing that if Sheila goes on the block that she will go home with the SHITHOLE alliance having the power to vote anyone they want off. Adam is worried James will come off with the POV, which he might, but then Natalie says if Johsuah plays POV or Sharon, they both will win it so that either of them can be backdoored. Basically it's James and Chelsia versus the entire house in POV.

Natalie then tells Adam about what Joshuah did the last week when James was suppose to go home. Joshuah told Natalie that he wanted James around because he's "strong" and she feels that if Joshuah wins POV that he will pull off James. I just don't see Adam putting up Joshuah because he has this pathetic side deal slash alliance with Joshuah and already told him that he won't put Joshuah up.

Adam now tells Natalie that if he puts up "both couples" that he will have four of them pissed off at him, if he only puts up one "couple" aka James and Chelsia then he only has 2 people pissed off at him. Natalie then says "then go with James and Chelsia". OH MY GAWD, Natalie is telling Adam that she will win HOH because this is week 7 and 7 is God's number and last week James won because it was 6, the Devil's number! WHAT? If she wins HOH then she knows what she's talking about, if she doesn't, please remove God out of the game because he wants no part of it.

In the couch room James sits with Chelsia and Joshuah. Joshuah continues to play off that he will be the one going home with backdoor. James now talks about him winning the money through some alternate Big Brother show where THEY just give HIM the check. ASSHOLE.

In the bathroom Natalie and Ryan talk about what she told Adam. Ryan continues to bad mouth Sheila and tries to warn Natalie about Sheila being the one that "plays both sides" and Ryan keeps harping how Sheila "fucked me over" and both agree she's a "pawn" for their side. Um... if you dumbasses keep calling Sheila a "pawn" and the other side finds out about it, tells her... well then YOU'RE FUCKED. SHUT THE HELL UP!

Over in the couch room Chelsia gets personal when Ryan tells them that Natalie is fixing her face in the bathroom. Chelsia says "keep trying honey, it's not going to get better". Chelsia then makes fun of Natalie when she said earlier that her and Matt only "kissed". Remember they all know of Natalie's blowjobs.

Now they play truth or dare. James is back to being questioned about his "secret". He again jokes about how he doesn't have a secret but then says he does. Now Joshuah is wondering the secret and wants to know if James will tell them this "secret" in sequestor. He says James will not even tell them his "secret" until after EVERYTHING is over.

James then calls everyone in the house "idiots" and then says to Chelsia that she isn't one of them. Joshuah is there and James doesn't tell Joshauh he isn't an "idiot". In James HOH blog last week he said the entire house are idiots and he never excluded Chelsia. James is all about being on this higher pedestal than everyone else and continues to hold himself to this higher fucking standard no one in the house can match or top.

Feeds are finally back and it looks like JAMES AND CHELSIA are nominated!!! James and Chelsia talk with Ryan downstairs and Ryan hugs Chelsia and plays the safe card in case they get HOH next week. James and Chelsia are all about trash talking and experiencing being on the block together.

Chelsia reveals that Sheila tried to hug her after the nomination ceremony and Chelsia didn't want a hug from her. Then James talks about Adam telling James to have "no hard feelings" and clearly James does because Adam has "picked a side" and is playing against James. HOW DARE ADAM DO THAT! TO JAMES OF ALL PEOPLE!

Adam, Shelia and Natalie are upstairs in the HOH room talking. The girls talk up Adam and what he did was good and how he did was great. Back downstairs James continues to make fun of Matt who's not even there to fight back with his own words. I expect if James leaves this week and goes to sequestor that we'll be seeing some verbal arguments in the sequestor house between these 2 dogs.

Ryan also continues to bash Sheila to James and Sheila. Ryan has SOOO MUCH anger for Sheila becuase she didn't vote for him but in her defense all she wanted to do was make James get his own hands "dirty" by voting out Matt himself instead of getting the houseguests to do it for him.

Ryan now tells ths SHITHOLE alliance how much he hates Sheila and how she doesn't deserve to be here. UM HELLO YOU FAT DOUCHE BAG, YOU GOT A SECOND CHANCE! You don't fucking deserve to be there. The SHITHOLE allaince then tells Ryan that if he gets HOH to target her instead of them.

Sheila and Natalie come downstairs to James who waves his hand high and screams out hello. Natalie and James are in the same room and James mimicks Natalie in a high pitched voice "My Matty is gone and I have to avenge him". But we all know that if Chelsia had ever been evicted James would be all about getting the people out who got her out.

James offers Sheila the rest of his nachos and how it "burnt" his mouth. She thinks James did something to the nachos but he swears he didn't. He know tells them that he shaved his pubes and wanted to put it in people's mouthwash but Big Brother stopped had stopped him. Ryan can't stop laughing at James and quickly become James' newest CULT MEMBER.

James is out of control funny slash secretly mean as he makes fun of Sheila in front of her as Chelsia laughs. Sheila laughs along because she knows she's not in danger this week. Adam stays upstairs.

Now James laughs about not seeing the movie they had won during the luxury comp last night. Then Chelsia makes a comment about how she should have given Adam her movie pass and how Adam is upstairs being Adam. James and Chelsia are VERY VERY BITTER about being on the block and not getting their way.

Chelsia then asks which where Sheila is voting and she says I'm not telling you. Then Ryan comes up behind the nominees and tells both James and Chelsia I'm voting for both of you. Then Sheila does the same making fun of the SHITHOLE allaince calling her out to be a liar every week.

Natalie comes up to the kitchen area where every is and James starts to point out how Natalie supposely has a mustache above her lips. She softly defends herself and brushes it off but we all know Natalie won't shut up about it later to Sheila. Everyone seems to be getting along and James is mainly the one making weird slash rude comments and laughs about it afterwards so it comes off as a joke and if you take it seriously it's somehow your own fault.

Minutes later James and Chelsia talk to Adam outside about how James has to be the one who takes out Sheila because no one wants to "take out a single mother". He also mentions he has to be the one to take Natalie. Ryan then points out that Chelsia has one vote for her via Natalie and now Ryan tells James in front of Chelsia that if you want Natalie's voice threaten her with Chelsia fucking Matt for 7 weeks in sequestor. LOL.

James now tells the boys outside that Sheila did this this week and he'll be after her next week. Everyone laughs. Now James tries to reason with Adam on who HE wants to play POV with. As if this house is suppose to give James WANT HE WANTS in the POV comp.

Natalie comes outside and all game talk stops as the boys play pool with Chelsia watches.

Later inside Sharon runs over to Joshuah who's laying in his bed. She's happy he's "back" from the Diary Room and she mentions how this week they don't have to fight for themselves or something like that. Sheila walks by and game talk stops.

Over in the bathroom Sharon showers while talking to James about how he thinks he's going because he's a "bigger threat" like Matt was a "bigger threat" to him. James now says how putting his side up was "dumb" because next week if "they" win, meaning his alliance, then next week 2 from the other side of the house goes up and the votes coming to a split/tie and giving HOH full power who they want to leave. Whatever makes James feel better about himself being on the block to call the other side "dumb" for not doing things his way to benefit him this week. LOSER!

Then James goes to the couch room to lay with Joshuah and talk about POV and how excited James is to play in it. He also says that every week he will be a target from the other side until he's gone. Joshuah now REVEALS that the house will be on an indoor lockdown starting at 5pm their time until tomorrow for a big set up. I think it'll be the face morph comp with Dick hosting.

Chelsia joins them and tells them how the outside people are excited to play POV as well. James jokes saying he if he looses tomorrow that he'll only loose by "accident". Chelsia now mimicks giving James a blowjob by actually getting between his legs and boppign her head up and down a few times. James is shocked and "clams up" and then tells them that she no longer wants to do it.

Joshuah then jokes about putting a sheet over them so she can blow James. James reaches into his pants to adjust himself. Joshuah says "I just want to touch it" and then James asks Chelsia "Can I get the blowjob now?"

James now points out his dick outline in his pants and how far it can go down. James is horny as fuck and pulls down Chelsia's shirt to suck on her tit. WOW! James starts to manhandle Chelsia by lifting her legs up and we get FLAMES becuase for some reason we're not suppose to see James RAPE Chelsia! Oh wait, I'm joking like James is in the house, everyone laugh along with me!

Sharon comes into the room now and James flat out asks her if she wins POV who will she use it on and she avoids answering by describing what she thinks the POV comp will be like. James is all about making out with Chelsia in their couch bed and Chelsia keeps pulling away laughing asking if Sharon and Joshuah feel "awkward" watching. James tells her to stop asking them and to focus on him. Cameras move away to Ryan who's making his bed in the pink room.

Day 43, Part 2: POV players have been picked. Ryan and Natalie are NOT playing! That means Joshuah and Sharon are playing along with Adam, Sheila, Chelsia and James. This mean only James and Chelsia are playing against the entire house to win POV. If Sharon or Joshuah win the POV then neither of them can be backdoored. If they throw POV then they could be backdoored! James and Chelsia only have themselves to rely on and not their SHITHOLE alliance members.

Upstairs in the HOH room Adam and Ryan continue to discuss the order of how they'd like the SHITHOLE alliance members to be evicted. They want James first, Chelsia next, Joshuah after that and then Sharon last. Little do they know that once they exchange notes and find out both are in a secret alliance with Joshuah that Joshuah may be put on top of the "hit" list.

Later Sheila tells Joshuah that if he wins POV that he can't save James and Joshuah agrees saying that James will fuck him over down the line. YEP HE WILL!

Later Sheila, Ryan and Sharon talk in the boat room about the POV comp that may or may not happen tonight. Everyone is dressed and ready. Sharon thinks if she wins POV that she is going to have a "hell" week because both James and Chelsia will want her to take one of them off. Then both Ryan and Sheila encourage not to use it to save Joshuah. She agrees.

Sheila is also a little scared that James will win POV because he came back "with a vengence" and won both HOH and POV. Sheila then freaks the fuck out that if James wins POV and then wins HOH and targets the whole house again. Sharon acts like she's worried if that happens and Sheila says "honey, you got nothing to worry about". Sharon also plays it up that James is still upset with Joshuah for voting against him and evicting him the first time around. WHATEVER.

GET THIS. James apparently asked Sharon to "throw" POV to him or Chelsia to win! WHAT? So that Joshuah and Sharon could be put up for eviction over them? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? James' self intitlement to win this game is crazzzzy!

Uh oh! Sheila's crazy as fuck mind thinks she should win the POV and use it to pull of fchelsia to get her to come to their side and then put up Joshuah! Adam will NEVER go for this because he doesn't want four people on the other side upset with him, just 2.

Funny, in the kitchen area James and Chelsia talk about the POV. Chelsia says "good luck" and James says "I hope you fucking lose" and she laughs saying the same thing back to him. James then says "It's not fucking fair, I already saw Julie, it's your turn". Yes James jokes but there's soooo much truth to it. Every time a door opens they all freak out waiting for Natalie to come out of the Diary Room.

She finally comes out and everyone is on pins and needles waiting for the POV comp to start. She laughs and says "nope" it's not happening and that "they" just wanted to talk to me. She laughs as James is called into the Diary Room. Sharon then says "Oh it's going down tonight" when actually it's suppose to go "down" tomorrow morning around 5 am-ish. Big Brother is just making them all nervous until the early morning.

In the storage room Chelsia talks to Joshauh and flat out asks him if he's going to play for the POV and try to win it. They discuss if James and Chelsia stay on the block that James goes home. Joshuah also plays it off that he won't try hard for the POV "because it puts me in a bad situation". Chelsia then honestly tells Joshuah that if he wins it to NOT use it becuase it would put him in a "bad situation". Joshuah agrees.

Joshuah again goes on the NOT GOING TO HAPPEN PLAN of getting Adam to backdoor Natalie or Sheila. FORGET IT, IT'S NOT HAPPENING! Joshuah then says "it wouldn't matter if we promised the world" that Adam won't do it. They also reveal that they picked numbers and have an order to go in. Chelsia thinks Sheila is due to win something.

Then Joshuah says that if that happens then she stays. She again talks about how it will "suck" to campaign against James. BITCH YES IT SUCKS BUT GET OVER IT. One of you fuckers are going home!

Chelsia now tells Joshuah how James is trying to "psych" her by always telling her that she is going to lose. Chelsia now wants to make Sheila the soul reason for her staying anothe rweek. She wants Sheila OUT. JEALOUS MUCH TWAT?

OHHH SHIT! Joshuah has now THROWN SHARON UNDER THE BUS! He wants him to win POV, use it on James, have Sharon go up, have him, James and Ryan vote out Sharon so Joshuah can still have James and Chelsia playing for HIM in the game. WHAT?!?!?! EVIL!

Chelsia is all over that plan but then tells Joshuah to be careful because this plan might not work and Sharon stays with Ryan not joining their side. They leave the storage room and find Sharon in the couch room reading the bible. Chelsia wants Sharon to read something out of it to them. Then Sharon talks about how if Chelsia wins POV that she will go up in her place. She believes she will be targeted over Joshuah.

Now Joshuah tells Sharon that he WILL play for POV and Sharon HAS NO IDEA that Joshuah wants to BACKSTAB her again in this game. Chelsia then tells Sharon to play for POV and win it because if she wins it that Chelsia feels safe up against James. Sharon keeps telling them that James is number one target for Matt's eviction. Sharon now says THEY WILL SPLIT THIS UP meaning their SHITHOLE alliance.

Minutes later James comes out of the Diary Room now and goes into the couch room. He announes he's going to bed. Me thinks Allison Grodner has told James of the POV comp is in the morning and to get rest! But then James is offered a blowjob by Chelsia if he throws POV. He grabs at the offer. She says it will take place in the sauna and that he wants a blowjob with her wearing the POV necklace. James keeps saying "you got it, I'll do that" and "you want to shake on it".

James gets up and wants "mad head" and "a sweet blowjob". They are about to shake hands and he says "and I want you to suck on my nuts". He also says he hasn't had a blowjob in 47 days meaning someone blew him just days before entering the house! A guy or girl, that is the question!

James gets back in bed to "sleep". Natalie talks about food near the storage room and James says "she's getting fat right?" and Chelsia wants them to not talk about that right now to them. James then offers to "eat out Chelsia for more than 2 hours" if she throws POV. Now James tells Chelsia to "throw it" becuase "I've been evicted already". Chelsia then laughs saying she was cast on this season because she said she would do "sexual favors" to get far in this house.

James then does a pushing motion as if his hands are on her head giving him a blow job. She warns him that if he does that that she will "bite" his cock. She then claims that she can take down "3 loads". WHAT? And they want to attack Natalie for giving Matt a few blowjobs! POT MEET KETTLE.

Day 44: As midnight comes and goes Natalie laughs as everyone AGAIN thinks POV is happening now, which it isn't. James says he's going to bed. Others joke that the comp will happen around 3 in the morning after they are all tired and been up all night. Adam comes out onto the balcony laughing and angry thinking POV was happening now.

Ryan gets up from the kitchen saying "they're fucking with us". Natalie laughs as she says she's starting to get irriated now. Joshuah also goes to sleep and then Big Brother calls Joshuah to the Diary Room. There are screams around the house as to what the fuck Big Brother is doing!

Joshuah comes out minutes later and starts bitching playfully about how this is the fourth time he's been called into the Diary Room tonight for one question. Sharon goes to bed in her clothing ready to play POV. Joshuah complains he's dressed "so many times" and wasted "hair products" three times now.

Later Ryan and Adam stand near the sliding glass door listening to see if they can hear what's going on outside. Then they whisper about a female houseguest, most likely Sheila since Ryan hates her, and starts making fun of this female houseguest already plotting and schemeing before POV is even played. HEY DUMBASS RYAN, that's how Big Brother is played! You make sure you know what's going to happen by planning it out!

Ryan is becoming more and more hateful in the house, ready to go off on Sheila now all because the girl didn't vote to keep Ryan. UM SHIT FOR BRAINS Neither did your BOY Adam vote to keep you either! Neither did Natalie! Ryan checks out his own hand now and THEN LOOKS AT THE CAMERA, RIGHT AT ME!

Now Adam comes into the kitchen and tells Ryan that the Diary Room is asking Adam "can you trust Ryan". They'd DO ANYTHING to protect James this week and get someone else backdoored! FUCKING ALLISON GRODNER!

Adam then says something about Sheila is the NEWEST BITTER QUEEN Ryan starts bitching AGAIN about Sheila. MAN OH MAN Ryan, give it a rest, she's on your fucking side! Now douche bag Ryan and Adam talk about Adam's chances of winning. Adam thinks he has a 1 in 6 chance of winning but Ryan is quick to discredit Sheila by saying 1 in 5 shot because "Sheila don't count". WATCH HER WIN IT! Ryan though thinks it's best for Adam to win it and keep the nominations the same.

Then Ryan talks about how he and Natalie aren't playing and how the "draw" for players was so fucked up. Adam even says "they still won't win" meaning James and his cult alliance. Ryan then talks about how if either James and Chelsia wins that Sharon goes up and is the pawn but may go home... then Adam says "what about Joshuah" and Ryan says "oh yeah".

This slip must have Adam thinking, wondering why Ryan brought up Sharons' name over Joshuah when they both agreed upstairs that it was James, Chelsia, Joshuah and then Sharon as the hit list order. Adam then says to Ryan "Dude you got to win HOH or we're fucked bro". LOL. Yes you are indeed.

Natalie comes over and tells them they need to "pray" because it's 2 versus 4 in the POV comp. Then Matt is brought up and how Natalie still misses him and says they kissed a few times. She also says Matt is a tease at first when he's about to kiss. Then Natalie says "I love him" but then quickly corrects herself by saying "I like him" and Adam is quick to laugh and repeat "I Love Him". She then tries to mask her "love" with how we're all brothers and sisters of Christ and we all love each other. WHATEVER, YOU LOVE HIM, HE DON'T LOVE YOU.

Then Adam and Ryan like teenage boys laughing about a verse in the bible that talks about sucking a woman's breast. The 2 bibles in the house are different and they read both versions of the same verse. Very funny! They laugh about sucking a woman's breast and how you will be "satisfied" and "be plentiful". LOL. All while Natalie's big cleavage is just hanging over the bible.

Ryan walks away and Adam gets his girls' advice about what should Adam do if he's tempted to take a trip to Hawaii or money over taking POV. Natalie wants Adam to let the prizes go and get POV but Adam says he wants the prizes. Ryan comes back and Adam rags on Sheila for how she eats the cookies. As Sheila's voice is loud the camera zooms in on Ryan's irriated face. Ryan then says he wants to go outside because he's "sick of this house".

Natalie then says "I got all ready and cute to host this thing". Little do they know that she's not hosting, last season's winner Dick will be!

Later around 6:40am Dick from season 8 finally arrives and bangs pots and pans waking everyone up. Dick woke up Joshuah first and scarred the shit out of him. Sharon claims she was all cool about it and wasn't frightened due to her military background. Adam also talks about during the POV comp that Dick had a "huge hardon" outlined in his pants and how Dick has a big dick as well.

The feeds are blocked of course and when they returne we find out James wins mutha fuckin' POV! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK. The contest was right up James' alley because it involved drinking gross drinks and whoever drinks the most.

James gloats about winning as he should but then he also pukes all over the kitchen. It seems everyone puked outside and now even James couldn't handle it.

Later Natalie and Sheila get into it about the way Sheila is coming off and then Sheila DEMANDS to see Adam in the HOH room. They go up and they both pretend to be fighting to throw the other people in the house off. Adam HIMSELF says Chelsia remains the number one target now with James staying in the house. It makes sense because Adam can blame James for the getting 1 out now and not having 2 people after you next week.

Later Sheila is again the topic of hate talk between Chelsia, Adam, Natalie and Sharon outside. Now Chelsia says that Adam should have grown a backbone when Shelia ordered him to go upstairs to talk in the HOH after James won POV. Natalie jumps in talking about how she was telling Sheila to apologize to whatever she did to Adam via yelling at him about something and then Natalie says that she told Sheila that if she keeps acting like this she'll get nominated.

Adam then says that he WILL nominate her and Chelsia jumps on it telling Adam to do it and how she doesn't deserve to be here this long without winning anything. Sharon then says "well she made it this far" and how Sheila should go home now. Adam continues to put up the front that he's going after Sheila. Hopefully it is a front.

Sheila is now being called a "drug user" and a "pill popper" by Chelsia after Adam says something about her. Now they talk about Sheila's sagging pussy lips and how he saw one of the lips during some moment in the house. They all bash Sheila about everything she does.

Now Chelsia calls out to Sheila's son about how messed up his mother is. Adam then says another thing about Sheila and Sharon says "stop". Chelsia then says that "the biggest mistake I made was bringing James back in this house". She says that she is playing this game by herself and how "hard" it was for Adam to put James and Chelsia up "because you two were working together". Natalie also admits voting back James back in was her mistake.

She says "it cost Matty his life in the Big Brother house". Chelsia FINALLY admits that she "really wanted to see Matty voted out of this house" when Chelsia tried to keep up the facade that she changed her vote last week becuase of "Sheila" which wasn't true.

Chelsia makes fun of Matt's "crooked eye" and then Natalie makes fun of Chelsia wanting to "screw" someone with a "crooked eye'. Natalie keeps defending Matt and Chelsia tells Natalie "he hates you" and Natalie says "no he doesn't, he cares about me alot" which is true.

Chelsia finally shuts up about it when Sharon changes the conversation.

Later Ryan and Adam talk about their plan to get Chelsia out even if Sharon goes up. Both seem to have let the idea go that Joshuah would ever go up when James uses POV on himself.

Then outside Sheila and Natalie talk. Natalie is QUICK to throw Chelsia's name out there as someone who is trashing Sheila and making fun of her "vagina". Natalie also covers her ass saying that she also said some bad things but it was only to protect their partnership and hide it. That Natalie really likes Sheila and that Sheila will see Natalie's Diary Room confessions about how she really feels about her.

Later Sheila and Joshuah talk in the bathroom about how Sheila wants to work with Joshuah. Both try to talk each other up and talk about how they don't trust each other yet they have to. Joshuah is apparently trying to make his 3rd secret alliance with Sheila now, remember he already has one with Adam and Ryan. All these 3 need to do is share information and expose Joshuah for the little snake he is.

Sheila is very animated when she tells Joshuah that she WON'T be the one to put him up and get him out! WHAT? WHY THE FUCK NOT BITCH!?! Ohh I get it, Sheila is talking about James being a threat in the game and she's obviously seeking to get Joshuah to help get James out. Joshuah wants him and Shelia to continue to act like they "hate" each other when they do but to work together.

Joshuah also tries to plant the idea that Natalie will turn on you Sheila. Sheila BELIEVES it. Minutes later Joshuah comes outside to rat out Sheila to Sharon by saying Sheila claims that she isn't targeting anyone on Joshuah's "side" and wants to supposely target Adam of all people!

Now Sharon tells Joshuah we have it good in the house. She says Natalie wants to work with us, that Adam wants to work with her and Sharon still has no idea Joshuah has a side thing with Adam as well. James also wants to work with Joshuah and Sharon as does Sheila now.

Sharon now tells Joshuah that she wants to THROW HOH and Joshuah isn't happy about that. Sharon says everyone in the house wants James out and if she gets HOH that she will be pressured to put him up and if she doesn't they are now against the entire house when she wants to be "cool" with everyone to the end.

Sharon then says Ryan wants Sheila out of here and that's perfect for them. Joshuah is ready to win HOH and tell someone "fuck you, you're out". Joshuah knows next week the four people not on the block will come to a tie forcing HOH to send someone out. Sharon keeps saying she wants to THROW HOH to James if it's here and him in the final round. No matter what SHARON IS THROWING HOH! Yeah!

Then Joshuah talks about Chelsia not campaigning and fucking up her own game by saying stupid stuff to Natalie earlier in the house. Chelsia even told Sharon that she'll make fun of her for being with the guinea pigs and Sharon was like "who cares". Then they talk about how GOD kept James in the game because he's a bigger threat every week in the house taking the targets off their backs.

Adam comes outside and Joshuah tells him that he and Sheila came to an agreement that if they go after each other verbally and to leave personal outside family matters out of their arguments. Ryan comes outside to join them.

Joshuah informs Bisexual Ryan about Dick's "giant boner" he laughed. Joshuah said he was "frightened" by Dick. Then Adam says he "did the right thing" by nominating Chelsia and James and how James only has a "20 percent" chance to win HOH and Sharon plays it up that James is "coming after all of us" because they all voted him out for his first eviction.

Ryan again trashes Sheila being in the HOH comp and how she can never win. OH GOD ALMIGHTY HELP SHIELA WIN HOH AND POV NEXT WEEK!

Now Sharon tells Ryan and Adam that James has told Chelsia "straight to her face" that he will not give her a sypmathy vote and Ryan calls James "kinda heartless" for not even giving Chelsia a vote to stay this week.

Now Joshuah says that if he ever goes on the block once that he's gone. Adam then reveals to Joshuah that Sheila wanted to get Joshuah on the block. He supposely told her that if you want to do it you get HOH next week and you put him up... this should put it in Sharon and Joshuah again that Sheila is NOT going up once James takes himself off with POV. Joshuah now thinks it's "bullshit" that Sheila pushes for Joshuah to be put on the block but COME THE FUCK ON Joshuah has been telling EVERYONE to put Sheila up on the block. HOW DARE ANYONE WANT JOSHUAH UP ON THE BLOCK.

Adam says he doesn't trust Sheila but Ryan says "yes you do". Ryan then says how "the Lord" will cast a "miracle" if Sheila wins. All are now on a bashing fest on Sheila and then even Ryan gets shocked that Sheila beat Chelsia in the POV comp today.

Then they talk about how Dick made a comment to Joshuah about how "You're NOT the GAY EVIL DICK" and how Dick was "rooting" for James to win this week. LOL. Joshuah isn't no Dick but he is a PUSSY. Joshuah then reveals that Chelsia CRIED because she knows she's going home! LOL.

Adam now gets pissed about how Chelsia LIES to him everyday about how her and James are not "working together". Adam is pissed at Chelsia trying to pull off that her and James are playing separate games. Ryan then says that he offered to talk to Chelsia and she said she didn't want to bother with that. They all figure that James and Chelsia won't last outside the house.

Day 44, Part 2: So here's what James is offereing Adam. Three weeks of "safety" if Adam backdoors Natalie. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Adam then tells Natalie this and she knows James is scarred of Natalie when it comes to endurance comps and physical comps. No one really knows if Natalie would have won today in the POV comp because she didn't play.

The house also gets beer and wine and everyone- wait, mostly Chelsia and James and Joshuah hide it from Natalie and put it in some hole outside near the hot tub to hide it from her. Later Adam and Ryan tell Natalie that they did this and they were not in on it. Natalie says she doesn't care and won't make a big deal out of it.

Ryan also informs ONLY Sheila that the Diary Room just told him that his grandfather died. Whether or not this is true and why he told the ONE woman he HATES in the house is beyond me. We won't know if it's true until the shows air.

Later Sheila talks to Sharon and Joshuah near the hot tub about how PARANOID she is and how if she wins HOH that someone from her side is going to get backdoored. WHAT? She also tells them that she KNOWS her "side's plan" and that the targets are James and Chelsia first and then Sharon and Joshuah next. Joshuah then tells Sheila "all 3 of them are up there now" in the HOH room and Sheila keeps preaching about how she's not stupid and how she knows she's first one to leave out of her side- UM TWAT, YOU'RE FIRST ON EITHER SIDE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Both Sharon and Joshuah continue to toy with Sheila by making her hate her own alliance members more. Sheila even has the nerve to believe that Natalie's stories about Chelsia making fun of her vagina was "made up" and not true. UM TWAT, CHELSIA DID AND NATALIE IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. OHHHH SHEILA! I love her as much as I hate her.

Sheila now tells how her side "thinks they know it all" and if they put her on the block via backdoored all she needs is Sharon and Joshuah's vote to stay and how if she stays "all hell will break loose". This TWAT thinks that if she goes on the block that Joshuah and Sharon would somehow magically vote for her to stay this week. Sharon plays along saying it would be her, Joshuah and James to vote to keep Sheila. LOL. Honey, no one is going to vote to keep you.

Now Sheila talks about how her side turning on her this week would be the DUMBEST THING THEY COULD DO in this game YET when this CUNT talks about turning on them next week if she wins HOH then that'd be okay, but if they do it to her, it's not right. Joshuah now tells her that she's not going up. She keeps talking about how neither James, Joshuah and Sharon wants THEM to help her figure out who of Ryan, Natalie or Adam to backdoor.

Joshuah now tells Natalie about how back and forth power theory but he does leave out when his SHITHOLE alliance were in power for 2 back to back weeks. Where's the back and forth power theory there! Sheila continues to talk about how she has no "ties" to none of them in the HOH room. Sheila won't shut the fuck up and keeps venting and venting about how she HATES her side of the house.

Now if she's "acting" this whole time I'd be fucking shocked. WELL DONE BITCH, well fucking done. [CLAPPING HERE]

Up in the HOH room Natalie tells Ryan and Adam all the numbers of the house. Natalie KNOWS her fucking numbers and can tell you how many there are of certain items in the house. Then Adam talks about how he'll go "bug eyed" on Joshuah up in the HOH room and threatening Joshuah about how he'll beat his face in and fuck him up in sequestor and that he'll fucking go home this week. It's all about scaring the "piss out of him".

Adam is pissed because he's under the impression that Joshuah is telling James EVERYTHING they talk about. Ryan laughs it off with Natalie and Adam is a bit serious of doing this tomorrow. Adam taps his glass table that he needs to sit Joshuah down and make sure he's not telling James ANYTHING.

Ryan wants to know what Joshuah told James. They say Joshuah told James that this side wants him out. Ryan wants to know who said that but it was Ryan who told Joshuah who his "sides" targets are.

Downstairs Adam tells Joshuah outside that Natalie thinks Joshuah is in with James. Adam is not taking the fucked up approach with Joshuah as he stated moments ago, he's kindly telling Joshuah what's up with Natalie and how he is "looking out" for you. Adam starts telling Joshuah that Natalie thinks James and Joshuah are to the end, WHICH IS TRUE.

Joshuah plays off his alliance with James as just a "friendship". Adam is basically getting Natalie in a position to be a bigger target than him next week if the other side wins HOH next week. Joshuah talks about how Natalie "should never play her cards early" and how if his side wins HOH that she will be target number one.

Adam continues to say that he "promises" to cover Joshuah's ass next week and that Sharon is still going up and how Joshuah "better not fuck me over" by telling James information. Then they talk about how strong James is with POV's but he can't win every week. Adam plays it off that Joshuah just CAN'T be with James "to the end". Adam then says Natalie is not insulting you upstairs, not at all.

Adam wants Joshuah to play stupid now and act as if he's heard nothing about all this. Then Joshuah jokes about Sheila winning HOH and how everyone is a possible target. Joshuah jokes about taking a "bullet to my head" if she wins. Even though Joshuah is told by Sheila that he's not her target he knows he treated her like shit last week and he's still on her target list.

Joshauh AGAIN plays it off as if he and his side are NOT talking game now. BULLSHIT!

OH OH OH OH Over in the couch room Chelsia CRIES like how Matt did last week about being on the block and going home. BITCH! James tries to prepare Chelsia for next week, that is if she does stay and how if the other side wins that they will have to turn on each other again.

CRY BITCH. James, always thinking about game, wants Chelsia to let the others see her cry to gain her sympathy. James then does a GOOD THING by trying to bring up her self esteem by saying she was picked on the show because of her personality and how she beat out all these other people. Then James tells Chelsia that if you stay that "you're going to have play against me" in the game now, why not try to work as couples DOUCHE BAG. Dick and Daniele did it last year!

Chelsia covers her face as she starts to SOB. WHAAAAHHHH BITCH. I'm just pissed because they all got pleasure in making Matt cry last week when he was on the block and going home. KARMA CUNT, KARMA! I will admit though that James is being kind and very sweet to Chelsia. For some reason Matt didn't deserve it last week. They're all douche bags in my eyes.

Chelsia buys into James CULT LEADER bullshit about how she doesn't want to "play" with Matt in sequestor and how MATT is a "materalisitc bastard". JAMES CULT LEADER hates all people who love their "materials" in life, now Chelsia is successfully a member of the cult following that is James.

Later Joshuah and Adam talk outside and Joshuah PUSHES for Adam to backdoor Natalie and how "she's a bigger threat than Chelisa". Adam then thinks he'll be "good for a few weeks" and how the house would "make you a promise" to not put you up for a couple of weeks. Adam then says that doing this would only leave him for about 2 weeks of saftely. First Sheila goes, then Ryan and then him. Adam knows he's 5th person out of Joshuah's alliance and he'll NEVER do it.

Adam gets his answer from Joshuah that if Natalie does leave this week that if Joshuah gets HOH that he "wouldn't put up" James and Chelsia again. Joshuah says that he would put up Ryan and Sheila but doesn't EVER say he would put up James or Chelsia. THAT RIGHT THERE has to show Adam that Joshuah DOES NOT have your fucking back. AT ALL.

Minutes later Adam goes upstairs to HOH to RAT OUT Joshuah! He tells Natalie that Joshuah is talking about how much of a "threat" you are. Adam then tells Natalie his own wrapped version of how he talked down to Joshuah about him telling James anything. Adam believes Joshuah is NOT putting up James next week if he wins HOH and how Joshuah is targeting Natalie and if Natalie doesn't win HOH that she'll be going home and be Matt's "birthday present".

Downstairs in the storage room James, Joshuah and a still crying Chelsia talk game. James WANTS Adam to be target number one if they win HOH and how they have to win POV to make sure Adam goes home. Joshuah now tells them how he tried to get Adam to put up Sheila or Natalie instead of Sharon and Chelisa thinks Adam is "stupid" for not doing WHAT THEY WANT.

Then James says Adam MADE THE WRONG MOVE because Adam DIDN'T DO WHAT THEY WANTED! Shut the fuck up James. FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP. Chelsia says "I hate these people". She starts crying again and wants Natalie "and her Christian ways to rot in hell".

Joshuah thinks taking Chelsia up to the HOH room now and showing him how "hurt" she is and how Adam will fall for it. Joshuah thinks Chelsia "deserves" to be in the game "more than those people". ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Joshuah leaves and Chelsia says "I'm breaking".

James now walks out leaving Chelsia who wants to be alone for a second. Joshuah and James heads outside to talk about how Sheila is PLAYING EVERYONE. James say Sheila came up to James and wanted "final 2" deal with him. Joshuah says Sheila can't be trusted. He doesn't believe her when she says she will backdoor someone from her side.

Minutes later in the couch room Sheila talks with Sharon and attempts to get on James' good side in case he wins HOH next week. THEY ALL SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU BITCH. Natalie is called into the Diary Room and some comments are made about Natalie and how she's "moved" into the HOH room with Adam.

Over in the bathroom Ryan and Joshuah talk about how getting Chelsia out "doens't make no sense whatsoever" and then Natalie comes around the corner FINDING THEM TALKING. Please tell Adam later.

James in the couch room tells Sharon and Chelsia that Joshuah just told him that Adam said Sharon is going up and Chelsia is going home. This PROVES Joshuah is telling James everything Adam says and hopefully Adam can find out and start verbally going off on Joshuah soon.

Chelsia continues to be highly emotional as she eats her ice cream in her bed with James with Sharon and Sheila watch. Chelsia has to get up and leave the room to cry. James says "what you gonna do". Sheila now says she's about to cry when she she's someone crying. Sheila starts to cry now all because Chelsia cries in front of him.

Joshuah now heads upstairs to talk to Adam about how FUMING he is over seeing Chelsia crying and how Natalie is supposely trying to get him backdoored. Joshuah wants to go AWF on Natalie and Adam says there's no need to. Adam says he has Joshuah's back and how Natalie makes good points and for him not to go AWF on her.

Joshuah tries to throw Chelsia crying to get sympathy from Adam and how Sharon is still going up... hoping Adam will change his mind again. HE'S NOT. Adam keeps telling Joshuah that Natalie is NOT insulting Joshuah to him in the HOH. Joshuah keeps saying Natalie doesn't need to be in the HOH room giving her opinions YET Joshuah can right now. It's fucking perfectly fine for him to do it now but Natalie can't. ASSHOLE.

Joshuah keeps throwing how Chelsia is crying and how if Adam gets Natalie out this week how James will MAGICALLY forgive Adam for nominating him and his girlfriend this week. WHATEVER.

Adam now tries to scare Joshuah into the end game and how Joshuah WILL NEVER win against James. He agrees and Joshuah even says he won't win against Natalie either. Then they both laugh about how if Sheila wins HOH that NO ONE is safe! Adam then tells Joshuah again that Natalie isn't saying anything bad about him and how it makes sense if Natalie wants Joshuah up this week and be out of the game for her benefit.

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March 18, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 6 Part 2 Feat. Grodner's Bitch James

Day 40: As midnight passes Matt talks with Adam and Sheila in the boat room. Matt tells Sheila & Adam and they can put him up next week if he stays because he's heard from the "house" that thats what they plan on doing. Matt then tells Adam "you need to talk to Jimmy... if I still got you".

Matt says "whatever Jimmy wants that's how they will vote" meaning Sharon, Joshuah and Chelsia. Sheila tries to get Adam to believe that and he won't answer back. He leaves and Natalie comes in. Matt wants Natalie to stop campaigning for him because it's hurting his game play this week. She agrees to stop.

Matt now directs his line of questions to Sheila that if he has her "vote" this week. She already told Ryan that she's voting to keep him but of course only Ryan knows this. Matt continues to think he can get "Sharon", which he won't. Ryan comes in and game talk stops. Natalie then points out that "all of them" aka the SHITHOLE alliance was in the sauna room "paranoid".

Sheila then says "let them think I'm playing both sides of the house" and how it will "get ugly" next week if they win HOH.

OH GAWD, Sheila now puts it out there with Natalie, Matt and Ryan that if Joshuah starts going AWF on her about her son and her life that SHE WILL WALK THE FUCK OUT! What? Ryan even tells her that if that happens "he wins" meaning Joshuah but Sheila stands her ground that if Joshuah does start going AWF on her that she will just walk out. WHAT? Then what the FUCK are you doing there when Alex could have entered the GAWD DAMN HOUSE YOU STUPID CUNTY TWAT BITCH!

Sheila then says about Joshuah "He's NEVER been on the block! What's up with that?" Outside Matt continues to work Adam outside for his vote. Matt then asks Adam "you think I'm fucked?" and Adam says he'll be "straight up" by saying yes without saying yes. Then he says "Jimmy" aka James is the only way to stay here.

Matt now says he didn't do ANYTHING TO ANYONE in the game. He didn't nominate anyone, didn't use the POV, he hasn't done anything except win POV and have a girl fall in "love" with him. Adam tries to hype up Matt into going to James to find out why he's leaving over Ryan who DID nominate him and backdoored him.

Adam keeps telling Matt what to say and he's getting all into how Matt should tell James and how this is the only way Matt can stay this week. Matt now wants to "call everyone out" on his eviction speech. Now instead of going to James Matt is suppose to now go after Joshuah and Chelsia why they want him out... useless. It's all JAMES, make sure it comes to a tie and then get James to keep you over Ryan, that's it.

Matt is back on "I think I can get Sharon" bullshit. Matt's done. Matt then goes inside to the bathroom area and gets made fun of to his face in a messed up kind of innocent way by Joshuah who tells him that Sheila "wants" Matt to blow Joshuah off to get her vote. Matt makes a comment about how you can all "laugh at me" and James gives this face of regret mixed with aww fuck you. Joshuah and Chelsia continue to joke around about their "votes".

Many when these 2 TWATS are finally on the block together the other side of the house can fuck with them about THEIR votes. Chelsia then admits she needs to go to bed and how she's being ruthless. Matt walks around with this look of wanting to confront them all but Ryan is standing there. He can't do it just this minute.

Later Sheila goes up to the HOH to talk to James and Chelsia. She asks them if Matt is still going and Chelsia gives her a response that maybe he won't and "how things always change in this game". James then tells Sheila that "Matt is fucked" and that both Natalie and Ryan is coming after him next week. James even "doubts" Adam coming after him next week.

Sheila keeps talking about how Matt is leaving. Chelsia is back on getting Sheila to hate on Natalie after Sheila just got done saying she doesn't hate anyone in this house. Sheila, YOU'RE AN IDIOT, they are making you turn on your own and keeping the target off them.

James now says "the house doesn't have sides" and how the whole house is supposely targeting Natalie now. Chelsia now claims she hasn't said anything about her, WHICH IS BULLSHIT! James says "I have no reason to rag on you" even though HE HAS behind your TWATTY BACK YOU STUPID BITCH!

I know she's playing them as they try to play her back but all I know is Sheila is all about her side taking out someone from James' side. Simple as that.

As morning comes and goes Joshuah and Chelsia have figured out Sheila is "playing both sides" and to not tell her anything anymore.

Later Sheila talks to Matt and Natalie about how "they" aka Joshuah, Sharon and Chelsia all "hate" you, me and Natalie. James is the one who controls them. Sheila tells Matt that he shouldn't be talking to James' minions and only to James. How Matt wanted to backdoor Joshuah and James was all Ryan's idea.

Sheila now tells Matt that when he goes to James that to remind James "are you getting revenge" on the person who actually had the power to get you out or the person who didn't do anything but cast a single vote. WOW, Sheila... now that's fucking good!

As Matt leaves Sheila tells Natalie to not interfer with what Matts' going to do.

Day 40, Part 2: Upstairs in the HOH room the SHITHOLE alliance discuss what to do this week. It seems James wants Chelsia to vote a certain way and then "pin it on Sheila". So it's okay for THEM to vote a certain way and then lie about their vote yet James wants the three people who voted to evict him the 2nd time to PAY for their votes... WHAT?

"I want to play with you guys, not the BAD GUYS" says Chelsia. Now James talks about Chelsia is going "deep cover" and Joshuah talks about how he will get into their other side's group will "dumb him down". James wants Chelsia to start going around the house talking shit about James. Joshuah then gets worried that Chelsia will not return to their side and Chelsia points to the middle of her alliance saying "I'm here, it's here".

Now they talk about breaking up here. James wants Chelsia to push James away alot now and Joshuah suggests "gay bashing" to which Chelsia won't. Basically the SHITHOLE alliance is getting Chelsia to break away from their side, get information from the other side, use it against them later in the game and if the "other side" wins HOH then they are "fucked" and if their SHITHOLE alliance wins then Chelsia can go back to treating the other side like shit and turning on them.

James then tells Chelsia to "swear on your mother" because "it's only just words". The SHITHOLE alliance wants to see how "dumb" the other side is going to be and if they will take in Chelisa and give her information. All this is because Sheila has been doing this to them and giving the other side information. They feel Sheila did it first and now they plan on doing it back to them.

James now tells Chelisa that "if you fuck up"... "we're fucked" but actually James is setting Chelsia up that if this "covert operation" doesn't go well that the other side will be more mad at Chelsia and James doesn't want all this to come back on him. Sharon keeps quiet until the bible is brought up.

This is all confusing as the feed cameras came in late to the conversation. Chelsia says her goodbyes and gives them all hugs to start their betrayal bullshit plan. James tells Chelsia "ok, see you later, bye". Sharon remains quiet most of the entire time and adds pretty muth nothing. She smiles and lets them all fuck themselves over. BRILLANT SHARON!

Sharon and Natalie, final 2! Now Joshuah tells Chelsia as she walks out, "see you Wednesday night in the HOH when we win". Chelsia leaves and the three left in the HOH talk about what is going to happen. James says "they are gunning for us" meaning him and Chelsia. Joshuah then says that they will know if this WEIRD plan is working if Matt starts walking around cocky.

I'm still very confused as to what the actual plan is. Joshuah also says that if this plan blows up in their faces that Chelsia will be the one getting "hanged" over them. It seems the SHITHOLE alliance want Adam and Sheila to "hang" themselves with their votes, get Ryan to "turn" on Adam and Sheila next week and continue to have the other side of the house eating each other and keeping the targets off their own SHITHOLE backs.

James goes to the Diary Room and Joshuah is quick to tell Sharon, "you know who this is going to fuck... Chelsia".

Later the houseguests get a cake and catered food to celebrate their "half way mark" in the game. After they eat Joshuah cries in the sauna room knowing full well he has to spend another month and a half "with these idiots" in the house. Joshuah keeps holding himself to some fucking odd higher standard.

Later Matt and James talk outside. Matt pleads his case to James and asking why he has to "pay" for James' eviction over Ryan who ACTUALLY DID IT. James FINALLY gives Matt a reason as to why he's after Matt and it's because Matt gave him a "thumbs up" before the live show when James KNEW he didn't have the votes and he was PISSED that Matt was throwing hope in his face.

OHHH Matt just asked James straight up if he's "influencing" his side aka Joshuah, Chelsia and Sharon. He says no and LIES to Matt. Matt FINALLY gets a somewhat shady answer from James that he may keep him if the votes come to a tie. James keeps telling Matt to go out and get the votes but Matt keeps telling James that he knows James INFLUENCES his "people" on his side.

Matt keeps telling James he wants to stay. Ohh now Matt brings up a damn good point saying Ryan has already had a second chance with that "siren" and now James is going to give him another chance. James then thinks Matt will "fuck me over again" and he keeps saying "I have 36 hours to decide" and that he wants Matt to get more votes than 3 so the house won't come to a split. Matt is trying to put James up again on his "word" that now means nothing that if the vote comes to a tie that James will keep Matt over Ryan.

I highly doubt that's the reason why James is getting out Matt. There is some kind of jealously and most likely some previous experiences from people who probably looked and acted like Matt that James is holding against Matt. That's what I think.

Now James goes into the couch room to lie in his old bed next to Joshuah and Sharon. It does LOOK like James is thinking in his head and may give Matt his "second chance" and finally get rid of Ryan but who knows what's really going through James' mind until he talks to Chelsia.

Sharon is so happy telling James how "Chelsia is fucking working them" and how the other side of the house is buying into Chelsia's bullshit about hating James and turning on them. James now tells Joshuah and Sharon that Sheila has been telling Matt that "I influence people" which is true. James must hate this because it makes James into a huge ass target from the other side of the house from here on out to the end the game. James also now realizes that Sheila wants him out.

Sheila and Natalie talk over in the kitchen so loud that James and Joshuah make fun of her and what she's saying.

Outside Chelisa works Matt into believing that Chelsia wants to fuck over James. Chelsia talks about getting rid of Ryan and Matt buys into it becuase let's face it, Matt will grasp at ANYTHING to stay. Matt gives Chelsia the same speech about how he will leaving with nothing and how Ryan will leave with money and a third chance to stay in the game.

Matt continues to sell his worth in this game to Chelsia and it's hard to read Chelsia and if she's buying into it. Remember, she's acting as if she cares and is against James. She's setting up Matt now to not tell anyone that Chelsia will be voting for him to stay. Chelsia wants Matt to do this to set up Adam and Shelia next week.

NOW Matt REVEALS to Chelsia that had he stayed up on the endurance comp for 5 and a half hours that he'd only make a deal for him and him alone, not Natalie. WHAT? And you tell this to Chelsia?!?!? Wow! IDIOT! Matt continues to beg Chelsia to keep him and that Natalie won't go after her if Matt tells Natalie not to. Which is true.

Here's what I am hoping happens. James and Chelsia on the block next week, neither get off and Natalie is HOH and we watch James and Chelsia FINALLY fuck each other over to stay. I hope.

Ohhh the SHITHOLE alliance's plan is working. Matt just said all he needs now is Adam and Sheila's vote to stay. If Chelsia gives Matt her "pretend" vote and Joshuah or Sharon also give Matt their "pretend" vote" that when the vote does come to a 3 to 3 that Matt will supposely think Adam or Shelia went back on their word, hold it against them when he's in the jury, Ryan will also be supposely pissed off at Adam and Sheila because the SHITHOLE alliance will blame their votes to evict Ryan on Adam and Sheila, it's alot of hearsay and he/she did this and that... weird conspiracy theories and paranoia run rampant.

Minutes later Chelsia and Matt end their talk and Matt is on a new high thinking he has a chance to stay again. Chelsia could get James to keep Matt over Ryan but who really knows. What's funny is if Ryan stays this week and gets to final 2 and wins against a member of the SHITHOLE alliance because the other side of the house will control the jury and would NEVER award a member of the SHITHOLE alliance for playing dirty. I think.

Later Matt passes a "thinking" James in the couch room. He notices James is thinking and he admits he's thinking "game". Matt says "I will owe you for life" and James gives Matt more hope that he's thinking on what to do this week. In the bedroom next to James, in the pink room, Natalie prays to GOD.

"I will forever be grateful" and "asking for a miracle" for either her to get HOH or to keep Matt in the game. MAN OH MAN if Blowatalie wins HOH and Matt stays, GOD is the new player of BIG BROTHER 9!

Later Chelsia tells Joshuah and Sharon how she got Matt into believing she's voting to keep him. Sharon is laughing quietly with big smiles and Joshuah is happy to. They so want this weird plan of theirs to work but no matter what they have to realize that the other side of the house IS coming after them becuase they are a team of four, an alliance that can only be split up if one of them goes home and have forced to turn on each other.

Upstairs Sheila and James talk in the HOH room. Sheila continues to ask James if he wants to know who was really behind the plan to backdoor you or does he want to see someone like Matt get evicted who hasn't double crossed anyone. Basically Sheila is trying to get James to keep Matt but James continues to play that his side of the house or as he puts it "my people" are maybe now against him.

Sheila continues to go back to the point who James REALLY wants to get out, the person who put you on the block or the person who was "just guilty by association". Sheila now tells James that Matt brought up a good point that Matt has done NOTHING to anyone in this game. He has not been in a position to fuck people over, he's just a vote.

Sheila goes on to say Matt has said Ryan has put 3 people on the block, wanted different people out, etc, etc. Sheila then toys with the idea of wanting to seperate Matt and Natalie but the only way to do that is to vote them out.

James FINALLY says Matt "made good points" and James plays up that "my people" are starting to do what they want. Sheila buys into James saying his side are not working with him but even if she didn't believe him she's not going to say it.

James then asks Sheila what her "gut" is telling her to do and he answers for her "keep Matt" and she says yes. Sheila keeps talking about how annoying they are together, Matt and Natalie, but she still wants Matt to stay this week.

James goes back to telling Shelia he has no idea what he wants and Sheila kinda calls him out on it saying "that's not like you". Sheila is starting to question James and she's figuring it out and continues to question James over and over but she keeps her opinion about it to herself.

Sheila demands James to look at her and how Matt hasn't done nothing in this game. Now James blantely tells her that "his side" are breaking apart. Sheila doesn't believe him. She keeps going back to the question of do you want Ryan or Matt out and James says "who's the biggest threat" to which Sheila says Matt.

After minutes of talk James flat out asks Sheila who she wants out. She can't answer now but then starts saying about Natalie can't play her game with Matt here. Sheila then says Adam will most likley vote for Matt to stay over Ryan. Sheila now tells James "it's up to you to break the tie" and she asks him what he wants to do and he doesn't know and won't tell her.

James tries to bring up that the house may vote 4 to 2 and Sheila starts to wonder why James is thinking. Then Sheila asks why did Ryan put up James "why is that?" and that Matt is "not going after you". Sheila then says "Adam likes you" and she's basically trying to tell James that the ONLY person really coming after you after this week is Ryan.

Sheila now tries to scare James by saying Ryan will be kept around until the end if everyone keeps pushing Ryan aside as if he's not a threat. Now Sheila now says "it was never suppose to be you" last week getting fucked over. She keeps trying to push "get Ryan out" on James. James now tries to fault Matt that he and Natalie are playing the game together when he's actually doing the same thing with Chelsia.

Sheila now tells James "you're a smart guy" and "don't tell me you don't know what you want this week" and James keeps pushing he doesn't know what's going on because his people are not telling him what they are going to do, which is a LIE.

FINALLY Sheila tells James that her gut is telling her to keep Matt. James also tells Sheila that Chelsia is voting Matt to stay also. Then James tells Sheila to "go with your gut" and that for her not to be upset if it doesn't go her way to not be upset. Sheila then tells James that Natalie has told her that she was told that James' side plans on putting up Sheila over and over again until they break her down. IT'S TRUE.

James now tells Sheila that last week when he was getting evicted that he "got revenge" and told the Diary Room some awful stuff about her becuase he felt like he was getting fucked. Sheila keeps going back to Matt "hasn't done anything" to me. Sheila then gets it out of James that when and if it comes to a tie that he will come up with a decision on the spot.

Finally Sheila leaves HOH room and James does this happy dance because HIS plan to fuck Adam and Sheila over with their votes is supposely happening as planned. Shelia is going to vote for Matt to stay and if Adam does as well then when the tie comes James will evict Matt and then have his alliance blame Adam and Sheila for voting to evict Ryan who stays in the house. The SHITHOLE alliance wants the other side fighting with each other next week in case they dont' get HOH.

But James and his idiot alliance don't realize that Sheila will get them all back on track, get them pointing their eviction guns back on the SHITHOLE alliance and breaking that shit up HARD! FUCK YOU JAMES! You're not that smart!

Day 41: Just as midnight passes Ryan, Matt, Natalie and Chelsia talk near the hot tub about everyone's "dirty little secret". Natalie then says Matt is probably a porn star! She calls him "Mattie Mick With The Big Dick". Ryan then asks Natalie STRAIGHT UP if Matt has a big dick. Natalie is quick to say "I don't know" and talks about how she felt it one time during their sleep as Matt supposely rubbed up against her.

It's funny because Chelsia and Ryan know about Natalie's blow jobs and just let Natalie play like she doesn't know. OHHHH SHIT! Matt then mentions James being the porn star.

Natalie calls James' dick a "donkey kong" and how huge it is when it's not even hard and how it just "hangs" there. She then says "that would hurt me". LOL. As all but Chelsia start to believe James could be a porn star Chelsia doesn't think so.

Chelsia says "I don't see that" and says "I don't want to see a video where I see "I Am God" [James' butt tatto] fucking someone". LOL. This is TOO FUNNY! Just wait until Chelsia tells James about this porn star talk. Will James tell her? LOL.

What's even funnier is that for a split second Chelsia looks as if she's wondering if James really has a porn past. Then they start talking about Matt being a "gay porn star", of course brought up by Ryan who I THINK IS BISEXUAL.

Natalie is quick to say Matt is "definitely not gay" and Ryan says "gay porn stars make alot of money" and then Natalie says "gay men do not have big muscles" and Ryan is SUPER QUICK to say "Yeah they do". LOL. Ryan is SOOOO BISEXUAL! I've been saying it forever now!

I'd so suck Ryan and let him fuck me.

Now they wonder what everyone's REAL story is in the house. Matt says there was a rumor that Jacob was gay and Natalie says Sharon is a lesbian. BISEXUAL Ryan then says that Jacob isn't gay and "I have great GAYDAR!" What?

Then they bring up James and how there's got to be so much more to him. Natalie says James is a "cult leader" and his "I Am God" butt tattoo really is something his minions worship! FUNNY!

Matt then admits that he was a "music video dancer" and "like a K-Fed". Matt even does some insane dances near the hot tub. Ryan then jokes with Matt saying "I thought you said sleazy videos- You're a PORN STAR".

Chelsia then says "that would be really cool" about Matt being a music video star and Natalie says "if he was a porn star I'd get out of his bed". Oh MAN it's so obvious Ryan is SUPER HORNY right now and if I was in that house I'd romance Ryan outside and get him to make out with me. FUCK YEAH!

Then talk comes up about what if we all discover Matt is a porn star. Ryan is just mellow and saying "I fuckin knew it" while Natalie is all about how "disgusting" it is and this and that. FUCK YOU BLOWATALIE. You're a fucking porn star via the live feeds BITCH.

Chelsia just half smiles and laughs at everyone's responses. She gives none. Then Matt and Ryan make plans to go see Natalie after the game is done. Go see a game, see all the sites of Seattle and Oregon.

Ohhh Natalie then lets it slip that back in January, about a month before the show started, that "we all saw each other" during some casting call. This came up when they started making fun of her shoes and how the "producers" loved it.

Now Natalie shocks everyone by talking football with Ryan and Matt like she's one of the boys. Dropping footballer names and seasons and all this crap I could give a shit about. But impressive. Chelsia continues to be shocked by this new revelations from Natalie.

Minutes later they all head inside to eat and James comes walking by. Chelsia asks James to tell them a story and how they were all talking about their "dirty secrets". She even asks James "are you hiding something from us".

James then says "you guys know pretty much all of it. If there was I really wouldn't tell you". Camera zooms in on Chelsia's face and she laughs saying so James is hiding something.

Funny. Chelsia now asks Natalie if she's gotten her "period". She says no and Chelsia says she hasn't gotten hers either. LOL. Matt says "preggers?"

Minutes later Matt starts to publicily joke about not giving Natalie a "massage" when he promised her one every day of this week. Chelsia even reminds him of this deal Matt made after the endurance HOH comp. Chelsia did tell Matt that he better not treat her like shit after what she did for him in the endurance comp and Matt is back to easily taking advantage of Natalie and his "deals" with her. Tsk Tsk Tsk, Oh Matt.

Later in the late night hours James gets Chelsia to take her upstairs to talk. THEY ARE A CRUEL PAIR in this game. You ready? Here we go. They both still plan on making the house a split house with the votes and then evicting Matt after he has all these hopes of staying. James wants Matt to feel the way he did last week but the question remains... WHY MATT, WHY NOT RYAN?

I again feel James was picked on and bullied by guys Matt seems to look like or resemble and James just has some weird "I'll get you all back through Matt" attitude... that's what I think.

Anyways both laugh at how James made Matt cry "on national tv" and James calls Matt a "pussy". Now James gets protective over Chelisa by demanding in a way that Joshuah not hang around Chelsia so much. James misses being her "partner" and will tell Joshuah to pull back on hanging out with Chelsia. OH PLEASE DO DOUCHE BAG and leave Joshuah angry and quick to turn on you.

Chelisa then tells James that she lied to Matt about him being her "type" and how James isn't her type BUT BUT THIS TWAT has said to other people that James isn't her type and that she goes for bigger, more muscled guys who have Harley's AND ACTUAL BIKES not bikes like the one James rides around on.

James also wants Chelsia to get into a verbal KITTY CAT FIGHT with Sheila before HOH. So now Chelsia is suppose to throw the blow jobs in Natalie's face now to fuck up her HOH game and now they are suppose to attack Sheila too now? COME THE FUCK ON DOUCHE BAGS, YOU'RE PLAYING FOR JURY VOTES! James is making Chelsia do all the verbal work so that he can get the votes over her. How can she not see that?

Chelisa is now being told by James that she HAS to win HOH and she talks like she's already won by telling James what she will do for him next week in her HOH blog. James also calls Natalie "stupid" for letting James stay in the game after he threw pickle juice in her face. EVERYONE THINKS SHE'S STUPID FOR DOING THAT JAMES, EVERYONE!

James now tells Chelsia that she is the ONLY person that he wants to be in the final 2 spots with. GREAT, YOU HEAR THAT ALLISON CUNT GRODNER? I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN AREN'T YOU STUPID CUNT BITCH!

Chelsia says "Baller and Sheila suck but it would be dumb to get rid of her". James now gets Chelsia to "bond" with a "grieving Natalie" when Matt gets evicted Wednesday.

Now NOW James says the Diary Room is trying to get him to keep Matt and not get him out. Something about "compassion" for Matt and James does a jerk off motion as if he cares or gives a shit about Matt being in the game anymore. James' SUPER JEALOUS mind is made up and we get the fireplace because Big Brother doesn't want us to hear anymore about them trying to work their fucking magic. ASSHOLES.

As morning comes and goes the MASTER IDIOTIC USELESS plan from the SHITHOLE alliance continues to unfold perfectly for them. Ryan now is scared how Chelsia will be voting. Joshuah is happy to hear this becuase he wants Ryan to think that way but who really cares about this useless unbrillant play from James because the house is divided down the middle, either side WON'T eat each other, they will take out someone from the other side as to dominate the numbers in the game when it comes to voting power. Simple as that.

Who cares who votes for who this week, Matt leaves regardless and the other side of the house not part of the SHITHOLE alliance will once again team up, with much help from Sheila, and target the SHITHOLE alliance CULT members James and Joshuah. If that SHITHOLE side of the house still wants to play as couples then pit couple versus couple. Simple as that.

Later Sheila and Natalie have a debate slash conversation outside with Matt about the voting and who's voting for how and how James is trying to drive Sheila crazy and getting her in trouble with her "vote" for next week. Sheila tries to tell Matt and Natalie that Joshuah and Chelsia are NOT going to vote for Matt to stay but they don't believe it.

Sheila then says the SHITHOLE alliance are "assholes" and she "hates" them all. Sheila's biggest "deal" is that she wants the house to come to a tie and that for James to MAN UP and just get who he wants OUT of the house, not leave it up to Sheila to be the deciding vote, which Sheila is suppose to be lead to believe she is, when she isn't.

At one point Matt tells Natalie to stay out of it and that this is HIS fight. Natalie gets upset and walks away because Sheila keeps bringing up when Natalie told her earlier this week that she was "50/50" in her vote because she didn't want to promise a vote knowing full well that James would end up going back on his word, which he did. Sheila and Natalie already discussed this last night and Sheila is no longer upset at Natalie for this, they even talkd about how if Adam was on the block against Matt that Sheila would have done the same thing to Natalie and would give her vote to her "partner" in the game. Useless argument.

Matt then tells Sheila "fuck her" about Natalie and he wants to talk to Shelia. Minutes later Natalie goes back outside after Sheila and Matt go inside to vent to SHARON AND JOSHUAH about her fight with Sheila! WHAT? Blowatalie just gets stupidier and dumber and idiot-er more and more everyday. YOU DON'T GIVE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE information like that!

BITCH THERE ARE 2 SIDES TO THE HOUSE, THEY ARE NOT ON YOUR SIDE! SHEILA IS!

Inside Sheila continues to tell Matt that she wants the votes to come to a tie so James can "grow a pair" and make a decision. Matt agrees but doesn't want that decision in James' hands. Sheila then starts to break down because she feels she does so much to save people in the game but when she's on the block that no one has her back and is quick to let her go. Well um... if you're asking everyone to always choose you over someone else, expect people to choose the other person you're up against at some point. Don't order people to save you no matter who you're up against.

Great. HOH is pretty much going to be a game where the croquet mallets are going to come in handy and the only people practicing are Chelsia, Natalie and Joshuah. HEY STUPID FUCKS IN THE HOUSE, If Big Brother gives you something to "play" with then you play with it night and day to win a comp that is going to end up being a FUCKING HOH!

OHHH now Sheila has gone to James and flat out told him that she's voting to keep Ryan now and this fucks up his STUPID UNBRILLANT plan, kind of. He doesn't like how the vote is coming down to him but I thought that's how the plan was suppose to go. Who cares anymore.

James also realizes he is THE target from the other side of the house now and that no matter who stays or goes, no matter what he says anymore that he is going up regardless. James is showing this new "who gives a fuck anymore" attitude. If he stays he stays, if he goes he goes. USELESS player now. James.. go FUCK YOURSELF.

Later Matt and Sheila talk about how Chelisa is now suddenly "coming to our side". Matt keeps saying Chelsia is not "bullshitting". Matt will believe anything at this point at grasp at the possibility that Chelsia is going against what James wants. Sheila continues to question why Chelsia is turning on her side and that no matter what Chelsia says or does that she still is with James. Matt's a douche bag because he and Ryan agreed to go to sleep so neither can campaign against each other and now Matt is up campaigning in the bathroom always looking over his shoulder.

Joshuah comes outside to tell his SHITHOLE alliance how "they" are talking inside about how "they" are going to win HOH and he and James will be going up. James then makes a comment about how "they" need to win so that doesn't happen. Joshuah points out that Natalie, Shelia and Matt are all talking in the bathroom. Sharon is then asked by James if she will win HOH and it sounds like she's going to throw it. James even tells Sharon "you better fucking win it". James know his ass is on the line if Sharon decides to throw HOH.

Sharon now says "Ryan has a pretty good shot" at either winning the HOH comp or the entire game. James & Joshuah are quick to denounce Ryan on winning anything else in the game. Joshuah now says if he wins HOH that Sheila and Natalie are his targets and that he wants to slam Sheila's "word" and throw her "son" into his nomination speech and then slam Natalie for whatever he thinks he has on her.

Um.. DUMBASSUAH, you're playing for JURY VOTES you DUMB FUCK! Now they talk about how Natalie will be crying uncontrollably when Matt goes home and how her "eyes will be sealed shut" for the HOH comp. We'll see bitches.

Shelia is in the sauna room talking with Adam about their votes. Adam won't tell her how he's voting because he keeps telling her that he's waiting to find out what she's doing. She now says she's voting to keep Matt now. Adam now tells Sheila he will decide who he's voting for either later tonight or tomorrow. Looks like live voting tomorrow! Adam goes outside and Sheila now says to herself in kitchen "I can't get a straight answer from anyone in this house".

Matt comes by and Sheila tells him that she can't get "it" out of Adam on which way he's voting.

Day 41, Part 2: Later Sheila tells Natalie, Ryan, Adam and Matt that if Joshuah decides to go AWF on her that she won't take it. Matt then says if he saw Joshuah "attack" a woman in the house that he'd knock him the fuck out. They talk about Joshuah will "go apeshit" if they win HOH and when Big Brother calls someone out for talking about their Diary Room conversations Sheila points out that "it's them" doing it and "they are all pieces of shit" inside the house.

Inside Joshuah is PROUD that he's going to go AWF on 2 women tomorrow before POV and that he will make them both cry aka Sheila and Natalie. Natalie and Sheila outside get hyped up for an verbal attacks from Joshuah. Neither will let Joshuah get to them or so they say.

Sheila then says Joshuah is "mad" because everyone on this side is talking about putting him on the block finally if they win HOH. It seems Joshuah is becoming a bigger target than James for next week, something James is banking on. Sheila says "if he comes after me or my family... it will not be a pretty picture" and how she will tell him how "spineless" he is and she will challenge him to go AWF on a guy in the house and how he'll "get his ass kicked" outside the house.

Inside Joshuah is already planning in front of his SHITHOLE alliance on what he'll say about Sheila and her son and what he'll say about Natalie before HOH comp. Joshuah wants to get at Natalie through her "mentally ill" mother by telling Natalie that she should SHOOT her own mother. Joshuah then tells them that this new blow up from him to them will create an actual restraining order inside and outside the house.

James continues to encourage Joshuah to do this knowing FULL WELL that Joshuah will become a bigger target than him next week. HEY DUMBASSUAH, You're an IDIOT to think your fucking alliance is encouraging you to do this because they "love" you, it's to get the targets off their own backs and on yours YOU STUPID FUCK.

Joshuah then tells Chelsia that the targets on his and James' back and not on hers because this little plan to get Chelsia on their side is working. She says for now but until it is revealed that she was just playing them the whole time that she will be target number one again.

Joshuah walks around the house to promote this "festering" attitude that he may go AWF at anytime. Um.. DUMBASSUAH, no one cares if you're going AWF, no one left in the house is going to give a shit what you say as seen from last week when James was backdoored. You didn't make anyone cry Joshuah. LOSER.

Minutes later when Joshuah lays in his bed noticing no one is really noticing Joshuah is about to go AWF Matt and Ryan sit nearby and he has to tell them that he's about to go AWF. Then he goes into the kitchen where Adam doesn't notice it either and Joshuah has to tell him THAT HE IS ABOUT TO GO AWF again.

He says he will go AWF on someone tonight and then again on the "live show" and right before and after HOH and after HOH when the "whole world sees it". Then Matt comes in the kitchen hearing Joshuah's speech and wants a peaceful "last night" here and to not go off on anyone. He even asks if it is Natalie. It's mainly Sheila and Adam talks about how he'll sit back and watch it happen.

Joshauh then shakes hands with Matt that he wont' go AWF on anyone tonight. DAMN IT. Joshuah goes into the couch room to tell Sharon and James how "scared" they supposely are outside. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Chelsia calls Joshuah "a crazy fag". Joshuah now tells Chelsia and Sharon that he "swears" he'll never do it to them and how he's doing all this to psych them all out.

Outside Adam and Matt tells Sheila and Natalie that Joshuah is about to go AWF. Matt tells them that he "shook on it" that he won't go AWF on anyone tonight. James overhears by the pool table and tells Matt "you can't tell this kid what to do" and Matt tells him that Joshuah shook on it. Then Matt goes to James and laughs with him as James says "it takes the heat off of me". LOL.

Oh Matt, please hand deliver that to Joshuah. PLEASE! James now tells Sheila this is Joshuah's "M.O" and for her to be "cool". Sheila again brings up her son and how her son did not sign up for this to be attacked. Matt keeps telling the girls Joshuah won't say anything.

Sheila and Natalie now talk about Chelsia. Sheila is onto Chelsia trying to act as if she's turning to get information on how they are voting. Natalie keeps believing Chelsia is with them but Sheila doesn't buy it. Natalie then says "they better hope I don't win HOH" and Sheila says the same thing. "Seek vengence" says Natalie.

OH MY GAWD, Chelsia encourages Joshuah to threaten them to throw HOH as the door opens when they go outside to talk. Joshuah BELIEVES HE TRUELY BELIEVES that he can tell both Sheila and Natalie that they MUST decide either to throw HOH or have their family made fun of "on national tv" and how their families will be forever scarred or something like that.

Hopefully Sharon can talk some sense into Joshuah but maybe she too wants Joshuah to burn his own bridge. She may be the one who consoles both Sheila and Natalie after the supposed explosion that Joshuah plans on creating tomorrow. She's all about winning Jury Votes.

Matt now comes inside and also encourages Joshauh to go off on them and he hopes to see it tomorrow if he's still there. Joshauh then tells Matt to not threaten to hit me. James comes inside and tells Joshuah that both Natalie and Sheila "are ready for you". Joshuah now tells James his STUPID UNBRILLANT plan about how he will use personal verbal threats to make them throw HOH. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Joshuah now hears from James and Chelsia that they plan on calling him "Nancy". Joshuah walks away as James and Chelsia play wrestle in the bathroom. Joshuah is so pathetic. He even made a comment that he's "worse than Dick" from last season. WHAT?

Outside Matt tells Adam to shut up and not trying to start shit up because Adam is trying to start shit and Matt knows it. Ryan then tells both Sheila and Natalie that Joshuah is going to try to get into your heads just before HOH comp. Matt then talks about how he's the "king of insults" and will "make them cry" when the other side can easily throw it in their face how James mad Matt cry just a few days ago. LOL.

Sheila now says she wants Joshuah to get so angry that he hits her. I guess the talk of Sheila wanting to DOR if Joshuah went off on her and her son isn't going to happen now. Tomorrow will be interesting television if after the live show the feeds return minus a missiong houseguest who either walked off or is taken out due to violence.

Minutes later Joshuah is realizing that he isn't getting to the girls as he hoped he would be so he goes outside and says hello to everyone and then tells Sheila to "say hello to your son for me" and then goes back inside. Sheila laughs it off and can not understand why Joshuah is wanting to go AWF on her.

Adam tries to tell Sheila outside that to not let Joshuah effect her and she says he won't but then she keeps going back to how no one should attack family members and how "no amount of money is worth that".

Joshuah has also gone into the Diary Room and is reminded of his 5 feet restraining order and that if he plans on going AWF on anyone that he must remain 5 feet away from them. Joshuah is grilled by James and Adam about what was said in the Diary Room and Joshuah now keeps saying he can't talk about it. So basically Big Brother is all about Joshuah insulting who he wants but he can't get in their face like he did with Allison 2 weeks ago.

Later Joshua tells James something about how you want me to take put myself out there and fuck myself over. James kinda admits yeah but doesn't really say it. Joshuah tries to play it off like he doesn't care but YOU KNOW HE DOES because they're all there to win. This is not the way to win.

Inside Sheila still thinks she would have been on Dick's side last year and how they would have "been buds" and how they would have teamed up. LOL.

Day 42: Joshuah talks with James and Chelsia about how he's so great at tearing Natalie and Sheila down with words. He says he went into Sheila's room and told her to have her last stress free night before he starts attacking her and her son. According to Joshuah Sheila was supposely "shaking" when he left. I'm sure she wasn't.

James is also super excited that he's going to "ruin" Matt's game tomorrow. James is so going to get off on seeing Matt walk out that door. Then Matt goes up into the HOH room one last time to plead with James to stay and James won't tell him anything except to get a good night's sleep and that James supposely still doesn't know what he's going to do when and if the vote comes to a tie.

Later Matt and Natalie talk in the sauna room about how Matt feels like he's going home. He gives her advice on how to play, who to play with and even if she has to "play with James" but Natalie tells Matt that she won't becuase of James breaking his word with them again. Natalie also believes Matt isn't leaving becuase Chelsia supposely told Natalie AGAIN that Matt is staying when he isn't. This is kinda like how Matt gave James bullshit hope that he was staying last Wednesday, now James is using Chelsia to give Natalie false hope.

Matt also told Sheila to "get your head out of your ass" and how she is a five time cover model and to not let "some little kid" push her around with words. They Ryan comes in and tells Matt "good luck" tomorrow.

Matt then tells Natalie "you will always have a friend in me" becuase of what she did for him on the endurance comp and how no one has ever done that for him. She then tells Matt that Ryan was the ONLY PERSON to tell her to go for the mystery box and she still went for James to come back in the house. She keeps saying "there's a reason for everything" and bringing back James is suppose to have happened.

As morning comes and goes Joshuah has already started what he considers to be the most BRILLANT idiotic plan and that is to rip women apart before HOH so they won't win or are so scared of him that they will throw the contest for him and his team to win.

As he starts making comments to her as the day progresses James is all about blaming Sheila herself for bringing her "son" into the house by mentioning him thus making it fair game for people to use it against her. Ryan continues to be the COWARD he is by never standing up for anyone in the house and Matt keeps telling Joshuah to leave her "son" out of it but Joshuah won't listen anymore to Matt because everyone and their mother knows Matt is leaving the house today.

Sheila has gotten fed up and wants to go into the Diary Room. Even the show's producer Allison Grodner is brought up in Joshuah and Sheila's exchange of words. Sheila wants to talk to Allison to put a stop to this and how can she of all people allow these personal attacks to continue on "live television".

Now we have Trivia on the feeds and we are left to wonder what's happening now.

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March 17, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 6 Featuring Grodner's Bitch James

Day 34: As midnight passes James and Chelsia make out in their bed, Chelsia with her back to him, his hips grinding into her, but doesn't look like any penetration because come on, we're talking about James here, his big dick in her, WE'D KNOW!

Upstairs in the HOH Joshuah continues to "work" his relationships in the house and next up is Ryan. Joshuah gets it into Ryan's head how Natalie and Matt are still to the end with possibility of knowing each other outside the house. Adam and Sheila are to the end. I don't get what Joshuah is doing but I'm thinking it's to make his target on his back less and less.

Earlier he told James and Chelsia that if he was on the block against Chelsia, he's gone, If he's up against Sharon, he's gone again. His only hope is making new relationships with people from the other side of the house. Now Joshuah tells Ryan that he'd love to see Sheila up on the block against him or someone else.

Now Joshuah tells Ryan that if the vote comes down to a tie today that it would be "stupid" for Ryan to keep James because he'd "come after you with a vengence". Joshuah now tells Ryan that he's voting for Sharon to stay. DAMN IT! I so wanted Joshuah to be tricked into voting to keep James so that Sharon could see how worthless of a "partner" Joshuah is in the game. DAMN IT!

Both also talk about Sheila being the new rat of the house spilling everything to both sides. Joshuah says he caught Sheila in a lie already today and Ryan encourages Joshuah to call her out and go AWF on her. Joshuah makes a statement that it is coming, him going off on yet another woman in the house. And Ryan, THE COWARD, talked earlier about how he didn't like Joshuah going off on women. IDIOT.

Minutes later Joshuah goes down to talk to James and Chelsia in the bed about how Ryan told him that the votes are going down 4 to 2 with Joshuah and Chelsia being "left to hang ourselves". Their whispers are so fucking low I can't catch most of it.

Day 34 Part 2: HOH Endurance comp continues. Joshuah and Adam were the first 2 out. Then Adam was next. Followed by Sheila. Now Natalie, Sharon, James and Chelsia remain on. James has told people he wants HOH for revenge and because if he doesn't get it that he's going back up. Sharon gives Chelsia advice to use her "sweater" to stay on. Sharon has now whispered to James that if "she" aka Natalie drops that Sharon will drop out.

James then seeks to find out who voted against him to not return. It seems the house was told that James was voted back in 5 to 3. WHY? So the house would go into conflict. Natalie already confessed to being someone who voted for James to stay while Sheila admitted that she voted for returning houseguest because she thought maybe Alex would return.

James now finds out from Ryan that he also voted for returning houseguest and makes some snide remarks about it to Ryan who talks back about how he thought it was Jen. James says "you didn't know it was going to be back" and "now I'm back". James now tries to shake the contraption to knock out Natalie.

This is crazy but fine, it's Big Brother, or actually Allison's Big Brother, the show's producer.

Natalie continues to fight in the endurance comp against Sharon, James and Chelsia. It's all up to her to keep her Matt safe from eviction. They already tried to talk her into falling but she won't. Sharon just Chelsia advice how to "use your sweater" to stay in the comp. Natalie's stragety is to NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP about anything and everything.

Later Sharon and Chelsia were next to fall off the Disco Shitty Endurance contraption leaving Natalie and James to battle it out. Near the end Natalie felt sick and James was in pain, deals were made from both sides that leaves Natalie and Matt from being nominated. There was NO deal about being backdoored. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

And then JAMES WINS HOH. Allison couldn't have written it any better, actually she did. Don't worry I'll get over Allison fucking with the game but I have to remember, it is HER game to fuck with.

Just before Natalie fell to her eviction death James started to talk about how he was given a "second chance" and how he isn't going to "fuck people over" and how he wants to be "the better person". UM.. okay, we'll see if that happens.

As Natalie falls some of the houseguests reach to her aid as she attempts to throw up some kind of yellow puss. Joshuah and Chelsia are SUPER QUICK to run over to James to hug him. I actually think if James were to be "the better person" he would have pushed them away to tend to Natalie because apparently he had the strength to stand and hug both his "friends" in the house. ASSHOLE.

As James now paces near the doorway, obviously still able to walk, Chelsia runs over to Natalie to tend to her along with the other houseguests. At least she gave a good gawd shit about Natalie. Oh WAIT, James does bring over a bucket for Natalie to puke in but then walks away. He also shakes Matt's hand and tells him again his "word" is good now and he won't fuck Matt over "unlike everyone else in this house" aka Ryan.

James then tells Adam that he can't "promise" anything to anyone in this house but "those 2 people" aka Matt and Natalie. Interesting. So maybe James is showing a different game play this time. He has to remember that he was the FIRST person to backstab Matt and Natalie, then they did it to him by evicting him so I figure they should be even. Here's hoping.

James then talks to Joshuah about how he's NOT putting up Matt. LOL Fuck you Joshuah. As Joshuah continues to push for Matt to be put up James starts in on how "you're either with me or against me" type talk and how "that was for me" aka Natalie in pain and him winning HOH, THIS IS HIS WIN, NOT HIS ALLIANCE'S WIN.

James is now on some SPIRITUAL new enlightenment telling people in the backyard "hopefully everyone can turn over a new leaf now". James wants everyone to start fresh and clean? As Natalie starts getting water and energy back she waddles around and James spreads his arms for a big hug from a very emotional Natalie.

He hugs her again telling her in front of everyone "I love you and I'm not going to break my word" and how he did this for himself. But earlier he also told Natalie he's doing this for Chelsia although he didn't name her but talked about doing this for someone else as well aka his "girlfriend".

I fuckin knew that if James was not evicted that he would win an endurance comp. I fucking knew that if James was out of the picture that Natalie would win and that Sharon would be the SHITHOLE allaince's last hope. I was amazed to discover Chelsia had more will power but she eventually feel off. If James wasn't in the house Natalie would have won.

Ohh Joshuah reveals to his SHITHOLE alliance that before Natalie went in to vote live for James to return or not return James MANIPULATED her by telling her how Natalie "fucked" James over and how she "owed" him one. WHAT? Joshauh is shocked she voted the way after him telling her this! WOW!

But let's remember, this TWAT voted to keep James in the house AFTER evicting him and didn't think for a second that someone coming back just MIGHT help her alliance against Joshuah and his team of scum bags. It's Natalie's own fault she lost HOH. The vote would have come to a tie had she voted with Matt and who knows what Grodner would have done. 5 to 3 for James to stay. It was Adam and Natalie who voted to keep James and their votes flipped the house. WHY? I just fucking don't know why they did it.

Later James tells Chelsia and Sharon in the couch room that there are "no sides" anymore and that he will stay true to his word about not putting up Matt or Natalie and hopefully his "word" can show an example in the house on how to play the game now. He also makes it known that his NUMBER ONE TARGET IS RYAN.

James says Ryan was the one who "drew the line in the sand" that divided the house into sides. Both Joshuah and Chelsia keep bringing up Matt and then Sharon says that the reason why Natalie wanted Matt in the deal with James is because she feels that if Matt leaves the house then she's always next.

Joshuah brings up his anger for Sheila now and no one responds to it. Hopefully if Joshuah starts attacking Sheila that maybe James will shockingly stand up for her and tell Joshuah to fucking shut the hell up.

Now Chelsia and Sharon talk about how they were "hanging" for only James. Now Joshuah talks about how Natalie wants him out and then James is goes in JESUS CHRIST mode telling him that he wants "peace" when Joshuah went AWF on the other side earlier tonight. I missed that.

James now tells Joshuah that he needs to fix his relationship with Natalie. Joshuah says they apologized to each other and then James says "maybe it's more than apologizing" and to "daily" have conversations with her and "forge bonds with the people in the house". Wow, I'm impressed with James new game play. This is how to WIN THE JURY.

Joshuah now laughs at Ryan and how he's "fucked" and how he "should have taken the deal". James now talks about how he already has a plan that will ensure Ryan is evicted. Interesting. He won't tell it just yet.

Now Matt comes into the room to talk about how he was in the diary room praising about Natalie and how she "much she really cared for me". Matt is now seeing Natalie in a whole new light and how Natalie crying is because "she let me down because she didn't win". Matt keeps talking about how she really cares for me.

Matt then says that some of his friends who he knew for 20 or so years wouldn't THAT for him like Natalie did. James AGAIN tells Matt that he won't go back on his word with Matt. It's obvious now that Ryan is the target and if Ryan doesn't win POV that Ryan will be evicted. No matter who's he up against. It's all about revenge this week. Matt leaves.

Joshuah keeps harping on how he wanted James to just fall so that he would take a hit for their alliance had Natalie won HOH. Joshuah keeps stroking his own ego about this potential move that really never came to light. FUCK YOU JOSHUAH. Now James says about Natalie that "she's real fucking lucky that she cut that deal".

James goes into the Diary Room and the SHITHOLE alliance remaining, mainly Joshuah, talks about how the house is flipping again and how they will WIN HOH next week becuase it will be "mental". He's back to fucking that side of the house while it's obvious James is now playing for himself and if it means getting rid of Joshuah to better his game, he'll do it by using other people in the house. Expect James to play for himself now. YEAH!

Matt talks with them now while James stays in the Diary Room. Joshuah talks about about there were "three" votes to keep him out of the house. Joshuah says he knows 2 of the votes being Ryan and Sheila and that James is "supposely" looking for the third. Matt is LYING that he was the third vote and tells Joshuah that it probably was Adam.

Joshuah flat out says that James thinks it was you and Matt says James can think that all he wants. Matt also wants to know if this "deal" with Natalie and him involves not being backdoored.

Over in the sauna room Joshuah knows now that Natalie is safe this week so he "works" to keep a good relationship with Natalie. I can't tell if Joshuah is being a hidden dick to her face or if he's actually meaning what he says.

Joshuah now tells Natalie that if she and him are the final 2 of HOH next week that he will throw it for her "because you deserve it". She then promises not to put up Joshuah or Sharon next week but Joshuah doesn't want her to promise him that. Joshuah then pulls the "James is in the Diary Room now asking for pictures of your family to be in the HOH room" card that pushes Natalie to tears.

Now they get back to talking about how Ryan and Sheila will be the targets this week. Joshuah now tells Natalie she "redeemed" herself by voting to keep James in. But actually this TWAT kept an alliance of four in the house to keep their power pushing week after week.

Natalie now LIES about how she had no idea who Ryan was going to put up in place of Chelsia last week. She makes it more and more about how it's Ryan's fault last week. Joshuah now wants Natalie to find out through Matt if he made the third vote to keep James out of the house during the 2nd pathetic lame twist vote.

James wants to know and Natalie throws out Adam's name. Joshush says that James heard the votes coming in during the live show so that's how he knows the vote was 5 to 3. Joshuah and Natalie share laughs about how Joshuah is when he "verbally attacks" people and how he's "very very sorry" and how they both said a "few wrong things". Um... okay.

In the boat room Sheila and Ryan talk about how they were "playing a great game" up until now thanks to this weird fucked up twist. Sheila now talks about how either her or Ryan will be in sequestor next week and "that's fine" because "that's how the cookie crumbles".

This week is going to get bad between Matt and Adam when both blame the other for the all new 2008 MYSTERY VOTE. If Matt lies to Natalie then no one will every know who was the third person to vote for James to be evicted. Thanks again Allison Grodner for ALLOWING JAMES to have access to this information. BITCH.

Sheila now says it was WRONG and how she's PISSED about how Big Brother handled James' eviction. She felt he should have never left the house to then have heard about the way the house voted. It is BULLSHIT Sheila, you're not the only one who knew that was fucked up on Big Brother's part.

Sheila now tells Ryan how Adam told her in a way that he will NOT defend her if Joshuah goes AWF on her. Sheila now says that if Joshuah wants to be a "bitch" to her that she will try to turn it around on Joshuah only attacks women and not men because he's a coward.

"If he wants to be one of the bitches, oh I'll let him be a bitch and I'll tear his ass up. Yeah because I'm a man and a woman. He's seen nothing like me!" says Sheila about Joshuah wanting to verbally attack her. INTERESTING.

Ryan now says that Natalie should have had HOH and "we should be picking them off". Both are still in a state of bullshit shock. Ryan says "you have to laugh at it".

Over in the bathroom Joshuah and Matt are talking about how they both have apologized to Natalie. Joshuah keeps talking how what he said or did to Natalie wasn't "that" bad. Um. okay, so throwing your drink in her face after James threw his pickle juice wasn't "bad". And you verbally attacking Natalie's "mentally ill" mother wasn't "bad". Or labeling Natalie a "killer" because of her 2 abortions isn't "bad". Um.. SHUT UP JOSHUAH.

James is back from Diary Room and Joshuah is telling James that he wants to be on Adam and Matt's "team" during tomorrow's food comp to fuck them both over. James LAUGHS at this and we are starting to see the ASSHOLE James coming back super quick. Joshuah also tells James that Adam is coming at Joshuah about something and it bothers Joshuah. Adam's actions continue to ellude to the fact that he was the third vote to keep James out of the house even though he voted to keep James. TOO FUNNY if Adam gets blamed for this. That's what you get for keeping James you stupid bug eyed douche bag!

Day 35/36: It seems they [show and houseguests] are counting Thursday, the day they moved while I was counting Friday the full day they lived in the house. So now the days are caught up for those who give a shit As midnight comes and goes we find out James is targeting Sheila and Ryan to be put on the block because he knows they voted to not keep him after the 2nd pathetic worthless lame twist vote. The 3rd mystery vote remains out in the air and it's getting blamed on Adam! Matt continues to lie to everyone that it wasn't him when in fact it was.

Later Ryan talks with Matt and Natalie about how he went against the house and "fuck it, if I go I go". Matt says he'll win the POV and Natalie wants Ryan to "get your game face on".

Minutes later James takes Natalie into the storage room to get her to know that Ryan is going up and that if she plays and wins POV to NOT use it and keep the nominations the same. It seems James wants certain people in the house to not use the POV so that James isn't forced to backdoor someone... like Matt. Interesting. Natalie agrees and their talk is over.

Matt now gets a sleeping bag and sleeps between Adam and Matt's bed in the pink room. He DOES NOT want to sleep in the "cursed bed" in the boat room where Sheila is sleeping. Then they talk about how Matt is safe, Matt says nothing but reads the bible and Ryan figures it's him and Sheila going up or Adam because "you're strong".

Now they figure no matter who would have come back that that person would have been on their side and James talks about how he "fucked up" voting to keep James. Matt says nothing. Ryan now says how Natalie "should have won that HOH" which is true. Adam then says about himself "fuck what an idiot".

Ryan now says he can't wait for POV and he's ready to win it. Adam says James is ready to play POV and he's "pumped" to win it. That would explain him wanting to keep the nominations the same so he can't be tempted to backdoor anyone aka Matt.

Natalie comes into the pink room and REVEALS that all this TWAT ate today was 2 pieces of bacon, a soy shake and a piece of bread. NO WONDER she didn't last. They also talk about her "chain" spinning way too much. They then talk about how that contest was made just for her and how she only lost because she got sick due to lack of water.

Over in the kitchen James and Joshuah talk about who's leaving this week. It's between Ryan or Adam. Joshuah says "to be honest I don't know who it was" about the third mystery vote and James thinks Matt was it and if either Matt or Adam confess that "they're both fucked". EVIL James is back and he & Joshuah get back to trashing the other side of the house.

I knew this JESUS CHRIST mode of James wouldn't last a fucking day. He'll be back to backstabbing and lying to get that money in the end. This fucker will apparently do anything for money, as we've seen with the trashy gay porn he did.

Later Chelsia goes up to the HOH room with James to give him some lovin'. Not sure if she blew him off because the cameras kept going away from the HOH everytime they attempted something. But when they did show them we get talk about how NOW Chelsia thinks it was "disgusting" for Natalie to fight for Matt in the HOH comp instead of herself. Um.. TWAT, she was doing it for both her and her "man", just like you would have done. BITCH.

James also made it known earlier that he didn't want Chelsia to sleep in the HOH room but then he told Chelsia right now that she could stay and she said no. COCK TEASE. It is also REVEALED that Chelsia told the other houseguests before voted that the evicted houseguests "watched the show" when in the history of Big Brother THEY NEVER DO when they are returning, only once during season 3 when they were in jury house with no hopes of returning. FUCKING IDIOTS believed this bitch!

As morning comes and goes we find out James continues to be a hypocrite, a holier than thou asshole and a douche bag under the veil of his JESUS CHRIST mode. Fuckin' IDIOT.

I'll explain. James continues to think just because he was voted out and returned to a house that voted him out that then voted him back in that he and his "sins" in the house can be forgiven and forgotten yet everyone else in the game who's done some fucked up shit should be made an example of aka Ryan and Sheila who backstabbed him last week.

Um... James... as I've said here over and over you claim to be the "I'm Better Than You James" and now you've stepped up to "Jesus Christ James" talking down to people and now threatening the houseguests if they use POV that their "closest persons" they have in the game will be backdoored and taken out? Really, does James not see he's doing EXACTLY what Amanda did during her week of HOH earlier in the game? The same shit his SHITHOLE alliance faulted her for being someone who went under a "power trip".

For James to sit there and think the house will vote exactly his way is beyond me. He's even gone as far as to ORDER the nominees, that have yet to be nominated, that even they can't use POV. Who the FUCK is James to request that. James is also still upset with Sheila for not telling him how she was going to vote last week when the week before he and Chelsia BOTH did that to her!

What the fuck is going on here?

Day 35/36 Part 2: And So James gets his "revenge" on those who "wronged" him. Ryan and Sheila are up for eviction. Now that Sheila is up there is talk from Ryan to James about how Sheila will "float" her way to the end. Ryan wants to stay and even is STUPID enough to tell James that if he wins HOH again, I doubt he will, but that he will put up Natalie and Matt for James... UM. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?

That's be like the SHITHOLE alliance having power for the fifth fucking week in a row? Can't you see that James and his SHITHOLE alliance members are using the other side of the house to take out each other so they can skate the end free of any guilt of taking out people that will be in the jury house? ARE STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!

James has also told Ryan that he will FUCK Chelsia in this game to get that money but I don't believe James for a second. Ryan continues to tell James that he will "help" take out Natalie and Matt in the weeks to come. I expect both are toying with each other at this point about their true intentions in the game.

OH GAWD, NOW Chelsia tells other people in the house how "dumb" it would have been to bring back people in the house that had seen the show... remember she told this to the group before Wednesday's live vote to bring back James because she wanted to scare the other houseguests that the person coming back probably knew everything that has been happening in the house. FUCKING IDIOTS for bring back James. And now he's won HOH.

After the nominations Matt and Natalie talk in the storage room about how the house is still divided even with someone from their side aka Ryan or Sheila leaving and the house will be split down the middle yet again. Four to Four. Natalie is now happy she didn't win HOH because next week James can't compete and it will be four to 3 playing for power.

Matt is also ready to explode in tears and it's not because of things from the outside world that he misses. It's all because of what Natalie did for him and he tells her that he will do the same for her later in the game. He's still blown away by Natalie's actions in the endurance comp.

Oh WAIT, Matt and Natalie get smart as they get stupid. They talk about "working" with Joshuah down the line... Joshuah? Really? That douche bag that thinks you're all pieces of shit? Good luck with that!

Ohh Chelsia and Joshuah talk in the sauna room about James possibly making "deals" with other people in the house and backstabbing them. How it would be a "good game play". Joshuah sees that happening and tells her that he won't be "overly cocky now". Interesting.

The reason why they feel this way is because James told Chelisa TO HER FACE that her and Joshuah are the REASONS why he was evicted last week and because of his relationships with them he will continue to be targeted. She thinks he's joking and James implies that Chelsia may be going on the block because he's now here to play for himself and only himself.

But James didn't backstab them this week so they are fine again. But it shows they are always fucking paranoid every time James has POWER or is in a position of voting power against them on the block.

Later Sharon tells Chelsia that GOD HIMSELF brought back James into their alliance and their lives, NO TWAT IT WAS YOUR SHOW PRODUCER ALLISON.

Chelsia and Sharon are so ready for James to backdoor Matt this week. They feel that Matt is this "power" player on the other side of the house. Sharon at first thought Adam was the 3rd mystery vote to evict James for a 2nd time but now she assumes it was Matt. She has told James she feels it was Matt and not Adam.

Later Joshuah, Sheila and Ryan examine the hamster cage. The letters near the log spell out P. O. V. and now everyone starts to think that the cage is a hint that this week's POV is a "puzzle" that needs to be figured out. Well we know Sheila ain't winning that one. Ryan and Sheila randomly check out the cage and try to figure out what's so special about it for tomorrow's POV comp. The guinea pig in the cage is looking around at the houseguests wondering "what the fuck, NOW you give a shit about us?"

Outside Natalie & Adam are quick to suck up to the power alliance of Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia by trashing Sheila and making fun of Ryan who has his "face pressed up against the cage glass" and how Sheila was supposely was talking back to James during the nomination ceremony. Natalie calls Sheila "looney tunes". This coming from NATALIE.

James now says he feels bad for her and how Sheila "piggy backs" on people. Natalie also rats out Sheila for telling Natalie that if no one uses POV on her that she will be "livid". Natalie is such a TWAT talking about what Sheila said to her. Chelsia then asks Natalie flat out if she would put her up if she gets it and Natalie says YES.

Whether or not I believe Natalie it boggles my mind that this SHITHOLE alliance continues to think that the other side of the house will keep eating each other until their alliance is left to dominate the game. REALITY CHECK BITCHES. Natalie will say anything to the people with power.

As Natalie and Adam talk about Sheila having some anger issues then followed by "hate her" by both of them. Natalie starts doing a dead on impression of Sheila when she talked with Natalie earlier about being on the block. Now Natalie talks about how she "can't take mental abuse" from Sheila... FROM SHEILA????

Natalie is also talking about how Sheila wants to "use" her for the "secrets of the cage". Chelsia makes fun of Sheila last week and how she dropped to her knees and prayed to God during some POV comp. It's sickening to see the Sheila bashing and very irritating to see Sharon's fingers forever mess with her damn blanket she got during her HOH week.

Adam now says he can't stand talking to Sheila. Natalie keeps talking as if she was one uping Sheila during their conversation earlier. WHATEVER Blowatalie! YOU'LL always be remember as the girl who gave Matt 2 blowjobs on Big Brother. And TWAT the world is laughing AT you, not with you.

As midnight approaches Sheila has broken down in her boat room bed about the house, being on the block and the houseguests "not getting her".

Day 37: As midnight comes and goes the ENTIRE HOUSE plots to play a trick on Sheila, the new Allison, Amanda, Jen of the house. Everyone is collectively making fun of her behind her back, trashing her and Joshuah is making comments about her son to other people. Nothing bad as of yet but he's getting there.

Now everyone is in the living room plotting to act as if the POV comp is about to happen in the middle of the night. They send Joshuah into the Diary Room to get Big Brother to play the "siren" or any sound that would signal something. If Big Brother does that, which they won't, Adam and Natalie will run in the room and scream for her to get up and get ready to play now.

Joshuah comes out and says they won't do it. The houseguests continue to move forward without Big Brother's participation. If I was in the house and they did that to me I'd laugh my ass off afterwards... Sheila on the other hand most likely won't laugh.

Joshuah starts to throw all the living room pillows on the floor. Now they head to the kitchen area to "prepare" for the PRANK. Natalie is leading the prank and telling everyone what to do. So now we wait...

Everyone gets into position near the boat room and starts yelling and pushing the door's open POV! POV! POV! Sheila get outside now!

They all run outside and Sheila comes running out as she puts on her unitard. They all tell her to sit down outside as James supposely comes downstairs to tell them about about further instructions but as she does he starts to laugh.

Sheila shockingly catches on super quick and laughs telling them "I knew you were all full of shit". She goes back inside as everyone laughs so hard it hurts. She goes back to bed with a smile on her face as she gets out of her unitard again.

Chelsia now says "if you fuckers ever do that to me.." and they all joke about "the 20 year olds" messing with Sheila. Natalie now tells the crowd she "literally almost peed my pants" and that she had to hold her crotch from actually doing it.

Joshuah has fun talking about how Sheila is always being made fun of by the house, how she's last to be picked in the food comps and everyone laughs. Joshuah now tells the crowd that Sheila's "trigger word" to set her AWF is "shut up" or any form of it to her.

Natalie jokes to have the house tell her to "shut up" every time she tries to talk. James calls this PRANK a "house bonding" moment. Now they'll all keep talking about it and talking about it and talking about it and talking about it and talking about it...

It was funny though.

Now they talk about the rumors on the internet about how there was suppose to be a "tranny" in the house. Adam "sooo wanted one in the house" and so did Joshuah. James then points out that there really was no "ethnic" people in the house. Just one "black guy" and "one gay guy", yep they already forgot about Neil. Then they talk about how in the casting process there was one asian guy and one asian woman that almost made it into the house.

All agree this is a WHITE cast. All head inside to continue talking about it and it seems Sheila is in the Diary Room talking about it but I thought she went back to bed. No one feels "bad" about the PRANK and they joke around how she's in the Diary Room crying her eyes out. James then tells them that he was watching Sheila walk to the sliding glass door saying "this is a joke. I know it. I don't believe this" that leads Chelsia to say "awwww" and laughs.

As Joshuah eats in the kitchen with EVERYONE including Ryan he says "I hope she doesn't win HOH next week" pretty much telling Ryan in a way that he is going to be voted out. That HAD to have pissed Ryan off because he left seconds afterwards to go check on Sheila who apparently came out of the Diary Room.

"JESUS CHRIST" James is back and tells his SHITHOLE alliance who's left in the kitchen that he should go in there and apologize to her. Joshuah then is quick to say he'd rather have Sheila "hate him". They all go into the boat room and find out that Sheila is "done" with the unitard. They all ask her if she's fine with it and she says she is and that loved it.

She's perfectly fine and hugs them all saying "I needed it".

As morning comes and goes the houseguests wake up to an indoor lockdown. They can hear the POV comp getting built outside. Joshuah, Chelsia, James, Sheila, Ryan and Matt are picked to play POV. Natalie, the wannabe movie star, is hosting the comp. I expect Joshuah to win POV. And now we wait.

And so JAMES wins POV. If this new "JESUS CHRIST" mode of James turning a new holier than thou leaf continues then he WON'T use POV and makes sure Ryan goes home. So basically Ryan's HOH last week was a complete waste thanks to James never leaving and this week's HOH is a complete waste because Ryan should have gone home with Allison.

So basically it was 2 WEEKS OF WASTED HOH'S. Now that's funny. Ahhh! Hearing Chelsia laugh in the house from joy and happiness is sickening. The SHITHOLE alliance remains in total control, now even with POV. That's what Natalie and Adam get for ALLOWING James to return back to the house!

Sheila apparently ran to her boat room to cry. For some reason Sheila thinks she's going over Ryan and sometimes you never know. And as the boring week of literally no backstabbing and zero plotting continues we continue watch as James' week as HOH remains an utter bore.

Chelsia is ever so closer to getting James' GIANT DICK into one of her many holes because she reminded James there were condoms downstairs while they showered in the HOH bathroom. James has also suggested to Chelsia to start be "nicer" to the other houseguests. Um, James, she won't be. This is Chelsia we're talking about.

Since James holds the POV he has told Sheila that he will NOT be changing the nominations this week. Now if James wants his word to be GOLD this time around then don't expect him to backdoor anyone. James also admits he's still after Matt and this deal that Natalie made during this past HOH saved Matt this week. Oh James... go fuck yourself. Take Matt to the end and win against him.

James then also reveals that he would NOT have put up Adam if Sheila had won POV, she came in 2nd in the competition. WHAT? So then that leaves Joshuah, Chelsia and Sharon to be put up on the block. He supposely can't go after Natalie or Matt. Wow. I hope Sheila runs and tells the rest of the SHITHOLE alliance what James has just said.

Joshuah and Chelsia are already running paranoid that James will turn on them any second and the more and more they hear of James talking about turning they just might do it to him FIRST! Yeah!

Matt and Natalie have already started going against what James wants. They really should have waited until after the POV ceremony to start campaigning for Ryan to stay but the idiots didn't wait. Once Sharon tells James about Matt and Natalie's workings James may just have to go back on his word.

Ohh what's this? James has told Matt that if Ryan stays this week that James will no longer be going after him... hey MATT, this means James is coming after you now! SMARTEN UP DUMBASS!

Day 37, Part 2: Big Brother gives the houseguests a Croquet play set and everyone assumes that it will be for a luxury comp. They think it's way too early for a HOH comp practice. The houseguests also get a letter from Allison Grodner about their cussing and how out of control it is.

Later Matt talks to Ryan outside as they practice with Croquet mallets about how Ryan needs to go to Joshuah and work him for a vote. DAMN MATT, just shut the hell up and pull it back a few million notches.

Later Sheila and Ryan get in an argument outside where Matt, Adam, Sharon, Chelsia and Natalie watch and casually get involved. It's something to do with how Sheila is campaigning against Ryan using his $10,000 POV win from last week and her being the "single mother" card, the argument was pathetic, not worth air time and not worth your time.

Day 38: As midnight passes the "boys" Adam, Matt, James and Matt tal MAN SEX TALK at the kitchen counter table. It seems the boys are making fun of Matt and his massages to Natalie that he's giving her every day this week.

OH MY GAWD! Matt just told them NATALIE GAVE HIM 2 BLOW JOBS! "No Shit" says Ryan. Matt even talks about his "faces" he made at the camera afterwards. Will James tell Natalie this?!?!? Ryan then asks Matt if Natalie is "as good as she says" to which Matt says "yeah". Adam then says Natalie's pussy probably smells like "cherries" because she keeps it clean. LOL.

Then they make fun of Adam and how he's suppose to have sex with Sheila. James also chimes in about how careful Chelsia is and how they haven't had sex yet. Matt then talks about how he licks his dick to be in a tight pussy or as he puts it "I like a little struggle going in" while James and his big dick likes women with sloppy fat pussys he can swing his big dick around inside.

They then talk about how the blowjobs may have made TV. James will fucking tell Natalie this and she'll vote him the fuck out if there's ever a chance for her to this! MATT, SHUT THE FUCK UP! When he's with his "boys" or any "boys" for that matter he just feels like he can tell them anything.

Then they talk about masturbation and how jerking off "applifies your game". They are having fun though with this sex chat. Then it gets serious for a split second and they ask Matt if he's still trying to "flirt" with other girls in the house and he says not and "I'm at a point where that's over". Wow!

Then they talk about if Natalie gets Matt "hard" and Matt says "anyone can get me hard" OH SO THEN THERE'S HOPE Joshuah can give Mattie a blowjob! Then Adam REVEALS he got his first STD when he was 24/25 years old and Matt should be getting his soon.

Adam's next words of wisdom involves how Matt can make his stay in the house better if he'd just give Natalie his "cock" more often because if you "deny a girl your cock" she'll just go even more crazy for it. The Ryan asks Matt if Natalie "swallowed" and Matt says YES! Ryan laughs at hearing this and then tells Matt "she loves you".

When James hears that Natalie swallowed Matt's cum he again asks "She FUCKING SWALLOWED?" as if James can't believe it. Adam then talks about how Matt will "perform better for you" if you lay out the "ground rules" about no cuddling and other insane rules.

Then Matt and James laugh about how the Diary Room is trying to get "how you really feel" about each other. They laugh at the Diary Room's attempts on getting both of them to saying something nasty about each other. They won't but me thinks they really have.

James then REVEALS his oldest woman he's fucked was 54 years old, Matt's was 36 years old when he was 19 years old! Then they get to trashing Sheila and how she has "bad breathe" and her man features and chin hairs she was plucking the other day. Adam calls her butt a "grandma butt".

Now they call Sheila the "Amber" of this year and then Matt says they don't think he'll shed a tear in this house. James now makes fun of Sheila's game tatic about using her son's likeness to get in better with him and how it's all her doing last week to get him out. Ryan is all over trying to trash Sheila to get James in the direction of getting out Sheila.

I can only imagine if the house had 4 gay guys and they were all in their early 20's chatting up gay sex in the house. That would definitely be something to see and hear.

James now admits that he's scarred about the stupid fuckers out there who go to the bars and see him and want to punch him or fight him just because he was on a reality show. It's pretty obvious that James can't defend himself and I expect James to go down hard. I also expect these potential men wanting to fight James will all be about their jealously towards his monster dick and possibly winning this season, which I think he will now that he's back in the house.

Then they move the conversation to Sheila again about how she's trying to group all the "boys" together as an allaince of some sorts and how she tries to make it men vs women in the house.

Later James and Ryan talk in the kitchen. Ryan wants James not to get the house to do what he wants and to give Ryan a "fair" chance at staying in this house. Basically Ryan is hoping for a tie and that James will promise to keep him if a house votes to a tie. Ryan trys to be "honest" and bashes Sheila. James then tells Ryan that both him and Sheila "equally fucked me last week". James won't give Ryan a promise as to what he's going to do this week but that he won't "sway the house".

They both talk about how they both have "second chances". James also tells Ryan that all you have in this game "is your word" and how he broke his word with "one fucking" person aka Matt. That fucked him over in the end as well as the "pickle juice" incident because he admits that he did it out of anger and there was no previous history between him and Natalie to give him a reason to do it. Ryan then continues the bashing the women trend by saying it was the women in the house who made a "big deal out of it".

James continues to tell him that he won't use the POV and that he still WILL NOT tell James what he's going to do if the house comes to a split vote. Ryan keeps bringing up how he gave James his "word" that if the votes did come a tie that he'd vote to keep James and Ryan is trying so hard to get James to promise the same thing but he won't. One can only draw the conclusion that James IS getting rid of Ryan come Wednesday if the vote does come to a tie.

I FUCKING KNEW IT! I FUCKIN KNEW IT! As morning comes and goes James is now telling Joshuah 2 things. First that Natalie gave Matt a blowjob in the house and now he's thinking of GOING BACK ON HIS WORD, the only thing he tells people in this game that you can "have" throughout this experience and James is NOW talking about backdooring Adam and maybe Matt. LOL. Fuckin James, SCUMBAG like the rest of us.

Thank the heavens his "JESUS CHRIST" mode is dead and people can go back to not trusting him and getting him out next week, if possible.

OHHHHH HOLY MOTHER MARY SHIT! James has now told Ryan that he's going to take him off the block and replace him with Adam! James wants ADAM OUT! He thinks Adam is saying one thing and doing another, playing both sides far too much and for some reason James thinks Sheila and Adam are a "power couple". "Um... HELLO Have you see us in the challenges? We Suck!" says Sheila forever and a day in the house.

Later Joshuah, Chelsia and James talk about backdooring Adam and how it will be a "loud week" because of Adam going off on James. Joshuah even wants to hid Adam's "cigarettes" so that James can have some to smoke once Adam leaves. James wants Joshuah to not do this but Joshuah will do it anyways to "have fun". He leaves and James and Chelsia lay on the sauna bed thing and smile with their heads close to each other. He then kisses her. EVIL EVIL EVIL!

A disappointed Joshuah tells Sharon now in the couch room that Adam is going this week and how "Ryan is more of a threat". Joshuah says "it's better than to go with the flow" then to go against James. Sharon can't believe it and neither can Joshuah. He FUCKERS, it's time to turn against James and keep a SUPER ANGRY Adam to go after James next week along with Matt, Natalie, and Ryan! Joshuah now tells Sharon that "we haven't talked about this" and for her to be "quiet about everything".

Ohh Joshuah had promised James he WOULDN'T tell Sharon and he DID! Will Sharon do something behind James' back and make sure Adam stays in the house for targets to keep going after each other to keep the target off her and Joshuah? That'd be a super smart move!

Sharon, YOU TWAT, go tell Adam what's up, then tell Matt and Natalie and then Ryan, who already knows, that Adam will be backdoored but won't leave if they all have the votes to go against what James wants. IT'S TIME to betray JAMES SHARON! Do it!

Day 38, Part 2: I FUCKIN KNEW IT. James remains to be the shit he loves to preach everyone else is in the house. He had first promised Matt and Natalie that he wouldn't nominate them and he didn't. Then he told them that when he won the POV that he WOULDN'T use it because he didn't want anyone to be backdoored and if anyone on the block won POV and used it that THEY would be backdooring someone.

NOW "JESUS CHRIST" James has died and never returned. Something evil has taken his place. A hypocrite lying bastard of a stupid fuck who wouldn't be looked at like shit on my running shoes had he just not gone on this holier than thou rampage the day he came back into the house.

James has now told Chelsia that he plans on backdooring Matt this week, instead of Adam, who he wanted to backdoor. It seems James will be breaking his word over and over and over again this week even though he went on this word rampage about "all you have in this game is your word and that fucked me last week" bullshit. FUCK YOU JAMES.

Yes James is allowed to do this but don't get on a hypocritical self involved rant earlier in the week to then just make yourself look like complete shit later in the game. JAMES, remember you STUPID SCUMBAG you're playing for JURY VOTES! You send Matt or Adam out this way they will NOT vote for you in the end. But then again these douche bags voted James back in after they voted him out so who really knows who these idiots will vote once in the jury house.

OH WHAT'S THIS? It seems James has told Sharon that the FUCKING DIARY ROOM is trying to get him to backdoor Matt this week! WHAT? James is blaming the Diary Room for planting this idea in his head. WHAT? Oh My God! Does Allison CUNTFACE Grodner know that the only person in the house capable of getting James out again is Matt and now she's using this week to get Matt out so James can almost have a free ride to final 2? FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER. We really need a new executive producer here.

Later Sharon and James talk about how "Sheila is on my side" and James says he WILL be backdooring Matt and how Natalie will be fighting with him and everyone tomorrow. Sharon says "who cares we have the numbers". Sharon claims to KNOW everything going on in the house and how she's "best friends" with everyone- UM YEAH TWAT, keep playing that card and soon it'll be the reason you're out and in the jury house.

Sharon leaves to go downstairs and wants to tell Joshuah what's up. Man oh man if Matt can once again get the votes to stay over Sheila then this will be mind blowing. But I don't it. Now if only Natalie can win HOH next week.

Awww James comes downstairs and talks to Joshuah who says he's cooking for everyone because Natalie has been cooking for everyone the past few nights and no one seems to be appericating it. Joshuah wants to give Natalie the "night off".

James hears this but then could give a shit because now he grabs Adam to pull him up to the HOH room to talk and I'm sure make deals. James has his hoodie on as if he's trying to hide his facial expressions.

They enter the HOH room. James wants to know where Adam stands with "his boys" and how Matt and them are "lying" and how "I voted you back in this house" and how he looked in the camera and voted him back in. James believes him and needs to know if Adam has his back and Adam claims he does until the end of the game.

James starts to cover his ass saying that if Adam hears that Adam was the original backdoor plan this week that it's not the case. James now tells Adam "we have the majority" meaning his alliance but pathetically including Adam.

Adam keeps telling James "do what you need to do". Adam then drops Joshuah's name as another person who voted you out last week. James continues to say that if he hears the "Adam backdoor plan" that it's false WHEN IN FACT IT IS TRUE!

James now tells Adam that he's not going up and they shake hands. DAMN IT! James now calls this a "crazy fuckin-" and how basically James is trying to figure out the 3rd vote to evict him twice last week and how Matt and Natalie are blaming Adam and Adam blames Matt.

Adam then says "no one knows who voted for who"... sooo then Matt is automatically guilty? James then asks Adam if this is a "smart move". At first Adam was all about Sheila leaving and now he says about Matt "fuck him" and to backdoor him. James keeps talking about how he's not sure he will do this but he most likely will.

James then says "I'm going to break my word with Natalie but fuck it, I got to do what I gotta do". OH JAMES, yes you GOT TO DO what you GOT TO DO but expect this breaking of your word to ONCE AGAIN be the reason why you'll be joining the jury house members to vote on a winner. They head outside and Adam then says if he gets HOH he will not put James up on the block. WHAT?

BREAK YOUR WORD ADAM! BREAK UP THE SHITHOLE ALLIANCE! One can only expect to find out what Adam is really thinking when he talks to his "boys" later. James now says that Sheila is "pissed off" at Natalie "which is great". James you fucked up there because it's "great" for your alliance.

I MEAN CAN'T THIS FUCKIGN HOUSE figure out that neither James, Chelsia, Joshuah and Sharon's names keep coming up as targets for people in the house to go after. This SHITHOLE alliance keeps turning the other side against each other successfully over and over again. They keep pitting Adam against Matt, Sheila against Natalie, Natalie against Matt, Sheila against Adam, etc, etc, etc.

James has to be the new Maggie of this season, getting his minions to do his bidding and getting the house into a position to push James and his SHITHOLE alliance to the end. James then says "It's my week".

Adam keeps getting upset why Natalie is lying about the vote to keep James. Suddenly Adam is sharing his cigarettes again with James when last week he barely gave James a drag of one every now and then.

Day 39: Almost 40 fucking days! Matt continues to fear that he will be backdoored today and Natalie tells him that James promised not to nominate them or use the POV this week. She tells Matt that she will talk to him in the morning before the POV ceremony to get an answer from him once and for all.

James continues to head down the road of being in a position in this game where YOU CAN NEVER TRUST HIM if he breaks his word after this holier than thou self involved everyone should "turn a new leaf" week. Hopefully Natalie's cheerful and innocent face can get the truth out of James or make him stick to his word. If not, here's hoping we get a shock at the next HOH comp and Natalie wins it for her blowjob revenge for Matt.

Other than that the night has been literally a game free talk night. The houseguests played hide and seek, Joshuah got scared by Natalie in the bathroom, Chelsia and James had a naked bubble bath together and everyone had a good dinner made by Joshuah. Simple as fuck night.

As morning comes and goes the house that isn't in the SHITHOLE alliance continues to get stupider and dumber and idiot-ier-ish. Josh somehow got Sheila to overhear Natalie and his conversatino about how Natalie will be voting against Sheila and then later Joshuah talks to Sheila about it and Sheila wants to go AWF on Natalie!

It also seems the plan is now to take off Sheila, pull her to the SHITHOLE alliance's side, backdoor Matt and then have the house vote out Matt. Joshuah has told Ryan that James still plans on taking him off the block but "no matter what happens you're safe" meaning Joshuah aleady knows James is going to go back on his word and not save Ryan as James once stated earlier this week.

James continues to play as if THERE'S NO JURY HOUSE and he's about to piss 3 people off all in one move. Natalie, Matt and Ryan. He think he still have majority to win if he gets to the final 2 but I expect James to continue backstabbing and lying to get there.

Joshuah on the other hand is playing up James' backstabbing moves brillantly by making sure people know that Joshuah was supposely out of the loop and making friends with everyone in the house, something James was suppose to start doing but has yet to do so because he continues to be wrapped in bullshit that is Chelsia.

Natalie has yet to talk to James about the POV ceremony and if James is backdooring Matt. The POV ceremony starts and we get flames and trivia on the feeds.

FEEDS BACK. Natalie is crying as Joshuah tries to explain that he has nothing against her and that last week "they had power" and now how the "house has shifted". Now Joshuah and Natalie promise to not put each other up if either wins HOH this week.

James talks to Matt outside and Matt is up on the block. Back inside Natalie tells herself that she shouldn't make any more deals in HOH comps and how she will feel "alone" when Matt leaves. Joshuah now tells Natalie that Matt leaving will be good for her, WHICH IT WILL, because the target will be off her back and on everyone else who still has a "partner".

I don't expect fights to happen. Matt is humble- OH SHIT WAIT. Natalie is pissed now that James had better not come to her about "keepign your word" when he just broke his and how "full of shit" James is now. Natalie knows Matt will go home now.

Sheila was also saved with POV because Matt tells Ryan "good luck". James tries to explain himself outside to Matt as if he'll get any type of "respect" from both Matt and Ryan. Matt says he looks at this game and experience as leaving without anything. James tries to relate but it's just pathetic to watch how James tells Matt "I think you're a stand up guy".

Matt does look like he wants to cry and wipes a few tears away. The boy talked about not crying at all in this game and James pats him on the back asking Matt "to not hate me". James talks all of BULLSHIT at this point and Matt tries to hold back tears.

Then he gets upset "Why does Sheila get a second chance over me" and James waits a second or two to answer. He tries to bring up Sharon getting a second chance and gets up to start talking about being an asshole in this game and he can't win against Ryan. Adam and Ryan walk around watching.

Matt goes inside and starts to cry as James asks the boys outside "What does he want from me?" Now James talks about Matt "mutha fucking idiot. I may be young but I'm not dumb" and "I wasn't born yesterday". SHUT THE FUCK JAMES, YOU'LL GET YOURS SOON.

Minutes later Matt tells Natalie he wants to be by himself and tells himself to "man up" and not cry. Matt goes back outside. Adam then has the nerve to ask if he's all right and Matt says yes he is.

Sheila talks with Ryan in the sauna room as Sharon and Chelsia chime in about Sheila coming off and everyone supposely reacting to Sheila being taken off. Now it comes out that Ryan tells them that James told Ryan that he was taking him off and Chesia tries to turn it back around on Ryan how he did the same thing last week.

Sheila then defends Ryan saying that Ryan supposely would have kept James had the votes come to a tie last week but that isn't true. Ryan tells Sheila "we're fine" only because he's hoping Sheila votes to keep him this week. Chelsia and Sharon leave and Sheila tells Ryan that she is voting to keep Ryan.

Minutes later James continues to paint Matt as the asshole by telling Adam outside that Matt said that Adam was his target next week. Tsk Tsk Tsk. All James is doing is keeping the target off him and his SHITHOLE alliance and keeping the target on the other side of the house. James then asks "honestly why would I want to backdoor you". James continues to LIE about his intentions of wanting to backdoor Adam before Matt even though he DID say he was going to.

FUCK THIS. No fights like last week, not yet at least. Natalie talks with Ryan, Sheila and Sharon. Sheila is on a Adam bashing tirade. Natalie starts to cry having to choose between Ryan and Matt. Sheila, who was suppose to go AWF on her is now comforting Natalie. Natalie now tells Sheila that she didn't want to promise Sheila her vote because she thought Matt would be backdoored because her vote IS going to go to save Matt.

Natalie and Sheila are fine now. Joshuah's attempt at turning them against each other is no more. Expect Ryan, Sheila and Natalie to join up to go against the SHITHOLE alliance next week while dragging along Adam getting him to realize that he is 5th out in the SHITHOLE alliance, no matter what they say or promise him. He is first one out. Just like Natalie said earlier this week to Matt it's still four to four in the house, split down the middle.

Next week one from either side will go and then one side will NOW control the game from here on out. Now Natalie tells Sheila & Ryan that she's going after James and Chelsia BIG TIME because she tells them that the deal was for both couples, Matt & Natalie and James & Chelsia are protected in both HOH deals.

Natalie is so angry that James is a "hypocrite". Sheila now tells Natalie in her most enduring words that Natalie keeping James was as stupid as a boss firing an employee and then hiring him again to fuck you over again. This is pretty much all Natalie's fault because had she voted for a returning houseguest then it would have come to a tie and Ryan would have gotten final say... Ohh Blowatalie!

Natalie now says "I don't like mystery boxes" and Sheila tries to make Natalie feel stupid that the whole game is like picking a "mystery box". Natalie's stupid theories are out of control thinking that Big Brother would bring back a houseguest that saw the show and knew everything that was happening. IDIOT.

Ohhh Natalie tells Ryan and Sheila that "the other side" is already planning on putting Ryan and Adam back up. HOPEFULLY she'll tell Adam this later and Adam will tell them that James is saying the same thing about them putting up Adam. Ohhh Adam Versus James is sooo coming up soon in a week or so.

Minutes later Natalie and Ryan talk about Natalie voting to keep Matt and how the votes will be 5 to 1 this week and to not hold it against her. She says she will "make them think" she's working with and how James is an "idiot" and how James was telling her not to "fuck him over again and how they have each other's back". Natalie is talking as if she has HOH and talks about America is watching James and calling him a "hypocrite".

Natalie calling James' out on his bullshit is a coming. Matt is outside still trying to stay through James knowing James is the only person who can help Matt stay. It's pathetic actually. OH GAWD Natalie is talking about how GOD is going to help her win HOH this week because Matt is leaving. Really? I doubt it.

NOW NOW NATALIE wishes she didn't bring James back. REALLY? NOW BITCH?

Over in the couch room Joshuah and James exchange their stories how THEY talked down to Matt just minutes ago. James does Matt's impersonation with a low toned dumbass voice while Joshuah loves telling Matt how he treated him last week.

Day 39, Part 2: Matt continues to talk to James about how he'll do anything to stay in this game. He tells James he'll "fuck" Natalie over to win but remember last week James said the exact same thing about Chelsia last week, about fucking her over to stay in the game. Matt is basically doing the same song and dance James did last week, begging for his life in the house minus the crying part.

James has also told Matt that if he can get the votes to a 3 to 3 that he MAY vote to keep Matt and vote out Ryan, his original target. Matt is under the impression that James has already promised him that if he does get the house to tie that he'll stay but James just said, via Chelsia who was also there, that James would have to think about it. No matter what James is threatened by Matt for reasons unknown and he wants Matt out. Enough said, done deal.

Ohh and Natalie's SUPER STUPID BRILLANT PLAN, that is if she wins HOH, was to just up James and Chelsia on the block but NOW her semen filled brain thinks it would be better for her to put up Adam and Sheila and then backdoor James... but little does she know

Later Natalie tries to get Sharon to turn on James and Sharon's bullshit comments and half assed responses don't seem to tell Natalie that Sharon is down with the "let's fuck James over" plan. Sharon is like "woooow" and "really? that's crazy" as she walks away.

Adam comes in and agrees that it comes down to the HOH comp. Then he walks away and Sharon gets to talking to Natalie as Natalie campaigns to keep Matt in the house. Sharon listens to Natalie's plan that will never happen. Sharon will not turn on James in fears that if Chelsia wins HOH she would go after her.

Later in the boat room Joshuah and Sharon listen to Sheila's BORING BULLSHIT and continue to try to work her to help get Natalie and Ryan out next week. All they care about his her fucking vote and she continues to buy into how "these are my best friends" now.

Joshuah now wants an "update" from Sharon on what's happening with Natalie and Matt. Sheila now thinks it's "sad" that Matt will be in sequestor by "himself" because "italians" do that holiday up big. Sharon laughs about how Matt will "hide eggs'" and let the Personal Assitants hunt for the eggs. Hearing Sheila's UTTER STUPIDITY about the sequestor house is painful to hear.

Now Sheila has told Matt that Natalie will be campaigning for him even though he supposely doesn't want her to. Sheila continues to talk about how she "called" it and how nobody listens to her. Joshuah and Sharon continue to stroke her wrinkled old ass ego because all they care about is her vote this week and possibly need her for a vote next week. Once they are done using her they will throw her out like used tampons.

Sheila now tells Joshuah and Sharon how this season has "far too many twists" this year. NO SHIT! Allison will create a fucking twist to make sure her fucking player is still in the house. Sheila now talks about how "unfair" it was for Alex to not come back and play as a "single". If only they showed the houseguests that it was Alex versus James then James would NEVER have been voted back in. FUCK!

GREAT! Sheila just gave Joshuah and Sharon free ammunition to get her to turn on Ryan. She mentioned that if Ryan "turns" on her next week that will be it between her and Ryan. Now all the SHITHOLE allaince needs to do next week is turn Sheila against Ryan based on rumors and lies. IDIOT BITCH.

Upstairs in the HOH room Chelsia and James talk about how Chelsia is going to use the "blowjobs" to get in Natalie's head before the HOH comp. Now Chelsia and James talk about how Joshuah and Sharon are "riding us" and how "we can ride them". They agree Sharon is a "strong player" over Joshuah and how Joshuah gets "psyched out" over mental comps. Ohhh are we getting a taste of the SHITHOLE alliance turning on each other? YEAH!

"JESUS CHRIST" James is in no way stopping Chelsia from using her BlowJob tatics on Natalie next week. I feel James is letting Chelsia fuck herself over and making herself a bigger target if Natalie wins HOH. History in the Big Brother house is all about the people who are on the bottom suddenly being on top the next week, hence Ryan and James these past 2 weeks.

James now asks Chelsia who she would put up next week. She thinks and then says Natalie and "I don't know". She throws in Adam's name. He asks who stays. They talk about Adam keeping quiet and not showing anything about how good he could possibly be in any comps.

The only way Natalie can get Chelsia to understand that her giving blowjobs on "national TV" is nothing compared what they've all done on this show and in life before this. Remember Natalie came on the show with the ex job title of being a stripper. Having blowjobs thrown in her face isn't going to face her at all. She may even brag about getting 4 blowjobs in the house, maybe soon Matt may even return the favor and finally go down on Natalie!

Also Chelsia is topless in James' HOH bed, wait until after the show for Natalie to throw it in Chelsia's face about James' porn past. Not that there's anything wrong with it but who knows how Chelsia will take it and how her "daddy" will take it and how much she holds her "daddy's" opinion on who she dates and fucks. Chelsia may have something on Natalie now but Natalie sure as hell will have something on Chelsia at the end wrap party.

Downstairs Natalie tells her boys Matt, Adam and Ryan that the "siren" will go off again which it won't. Adam says the only way they can stay off the block is to get HOH.

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March 13, 2008

FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER. James Returns Due To Grodner's Personal Twist & Last Ditch Effort For James To Stay

Update: WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE. My FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER picture was deleted! I fucking wonder why?

If you watched Big Brother you would have known someone from the first 6 evicted houseguests had a chance to return thanks to America's Vote. They picked Alex and Parker as the top 2 and with Alex winning the big vote.

Now James has been edited to be this BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING when in fact he's scum like the rest of us. They didn't even show James splashing Natalie with a jar of pickle juice when he was upset for being backdoored when he was more than happy to be backdooring Matt earlier this week. None of the epic fights that went on after the POV ceremony made it on air! NONE OF THEM!

Now Allison Grodner is pretty much making sure this season's Dick is James and she will do anything to make sure he stays. And she did.

Allison can't protect James the entire season. He WILL be part of the Jury and this house won't let him win at the end. Ryan's HOH this week was for nothing, a complete waste. Joshuah and his baby dick gets his way FOR A THIRD WEEK IN A ROW.

Back to the IDIOTIC twist. CBS has been advertising for a week now about how America gets to vote back someone into the house. Now I can't remember if they said if the houseguest "will" return to the house or had a "chance" to return. Regardless there was no mention of one of the six returning houseguests had NO CHANCE of entering the house.

Now when Alex was selected Allison MADE SURE that the houseguests would not know who was voted back in by America so they could have all these fucked up assumptions as to someone like Jen or Allison was returning.

Had the houseguests KNOWN that Alex was up against James they ALL, well except for Joshuah, Chelsia and Sharon, WOULD have voted for Alex to return because all agree he was given the shit end of the stick. Alex SHOULD HAVE come back into the house but since Allison MADE SURE no one in the house would know so they could vote back James in due to their own "doubts" as to how America would vote.

It's completely obvious Allison Grodner planned this so that every angle was covered for James to stay yet again but a house of complete and utter idiots. AGAIN, why vote IN someone you just VOTED OUT!

You make sure James goes home, fuck over the SHITHOLE alliance by bringing ANYONE BACK IN that the SHITHOLE alliance HELPED vote out! Alex and Amanda left because of James and Chelsia. Allison left because of Joshuah. Jen would team up with Ryan thus making them targets again and off your own back. Voting back either Amanda or Parker again puts a target back on their back for them being shit starters. Jacob coming back puts a target on his and Sharon's back as a couple.

But keeping the SHITHOLE alliance together for a possible FOURTH WEEK OF POWER is insane! FUCKING INSANE! REALITY STUPID INSANE! In my opinion it should have been a vote between Parker and Alex. People after James have no point in returning, they are forced to jury house yet this magical week James was up for eviction he had the magical chance of returning.

It's been obvious since Sunday that James was leaving the house and Allison Grodner knew this. She must have then come up with a last minute twist to give James another chance of staying. Thanks to the idiots Adam and Natalie, James had the votes to stay in the house.

It's beyond me why Natalie would vote for James to stay after he threw pickle juice on her in anger and even though she claims to be a forgiving person she voted for him to stay in the house. Think back to when CBS did interviews with Natalie's "friends" who basically told America that Natalie lets men "walk all over her" all the time. James and Matt both treat her like shit and she continues to allow them to.

As for Adam thinking he has James' trust after voting to evict him? IDIOT. If James' side wins HOH then Ryan goes up for backdooring James and Matt goes up for being Matt. Adam will be the replacement and will go home over Ryan if Matt wins yet another POV.

Regardless it is obvious Allison can not let the game play out as it is and James is staying. Time to move on. But not from the show. I can almost think of myself as Natalie here because Big Brother abuses me and I keep staying for more. The main reason I'm staying is at some point someone from the SHITHOLE alliance: Joshuah, James, Chelsia or Sharon WILL be getting evicted. It's insane to think they will all make it the final four together. Of course if Allison Grodner wants that, it could happen.

One has to remember, this game is only 35 days in. Anything can happen and here's hoping at least someone from the SHITHOLE alliance is taken out because it's pretty clear everyone else in the game is disposable except for James and his alliance members.

Again. FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER AND FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER.

One also has to remember that during season 6 Kaysar was voted back in, went into the elimination chamber, was final 2 with Jennifer and for some reason allowed Jennifer's alliance to win HOH to then have Kaysar backdoored and sent right back out.

This time James came back in, played in endurance, was final 2 and wouldn't give up the HOH. He won and now he can't be backdoored again. Smarter than Kaysar!

I'm starting to feel less and less angry with James because supposely James is now in JESUS CHRIST mode telling everyone he will keep his word in the house, not fuck anyone over, he wants Joshuah to be friends with Natalie instead of just apologizing to her for his verbal attacks on her, James is in total "turn a new leaf over" mode. If he sticks to this then maybe I can look at him differently.

Also Natalie is sure that Big Brother WILL show the pickle juice in her face because last year they showed Dick spilling Tea on Jen's face. I can only think that the reason why they didn't show James do it is because they don't want this to be a new trend in the house when someone gets upset with other people in the house because Joshuah and Chelsia are currently crediting Dick for them wanting to "break people down" with words and personal attacks.

I'm trying to look at the positives but I still have to suspect BULLSHIT was put in play to keep James in the house. I still can't believe they had the evicted houseguests stay in their sequestor houses for up to 4 weeks to come back and then be told none of them would be returning. Hopefully Allison Grodner can still please SUPER ANGRY fans of the show by still allowing Alex to return later this week or next week.

Okay Grodner, I still <3 you for giving us Big Brother 9 [and 10 this summer] but you still suck for this. You BITCH.

...kinda how like Dick was for Season 8

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March 10, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 5 Part 3 Featuring Twatoshuah!

Day 31: Chelsia has finally talked to Ryan and finally put her paranoia to rest about James or Joshuah getting backdoored. Ryan talked to her, LIED to her FAT FACE and got her to get back to thinking that using the POV is the right decision so that Ryan can "supposely" backdoor Matt. OH you STUPID bitch! When Chelsia walks out of the HOH room Ryan says "I just lied to you. It's total bullshit". Ryan is PISSED that Chelsia keeps pushing that the whole house wants Matt out and that she's lying to him about the house will be gunning for him if he doesn't do this. They lied to him FIRST and now he's lying back to them.

Later in the hot tub Joshuah, Chelsia and James still believe that Matt is getting backdoored. They talk as if their entire four person SHITHOLE alliance will be in the house after this week. Their rancid talk about how Sharon is acting and how "she needs to make more friends" and how Adam and Natalie need to go up next week, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Chelsia starts in on how FAKE Sharon has been around Ryan. Chelsia then starts in on how Natalie wants to be an "actress" and Joshuah says "she should go into porn". These catty fuck cunts are so in for a fucking shock later today when POV is used and their alliance is used in the backdoor method.

Joshuah, Chelsia and James talk as if they will control the house from here on out and how whoever wins HOH they figure out who will go up even before anything FUCKING HAPPENS! Idiots!

Ahhh James just said that how he would have "worked" Sheila in the POV comp had he played and won the 10,000 bucks that he would have given her the money to gain her trust in the game. Too bad this is James last week. Chelsia now talks about how to get under Ryan's skin by bringing up him and Jen's money they've won in the house. LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD bitch.

Chelsia says "mental note" about how she's "filing" things about people to use against them in personal verbal fights. Then THEN James being the MALE CUNT he is talks about winning HOH this Wednesday and then BACKDOORING Ryan and if they would be fine with him going back on their "2 week" deal. Joshuah is all about "voting his ass out" while Chelsia thinks a move like that would have the whole house turn against you but really REALLY who gives a fuck because these douche bags are all about breaking their "word" to others in the house and backstabbing people for no reason but to just backstab for the fun on it...

And now they are about to get backstabbed first and I can't wait for them to get a taste of their own perscribed medicine. Joshuah is now making fun of Sheila's hairy private parts and Chelsia makes fun of how Sheila looks in the unitard. They're all just trashing the others in the house that they think they have TOTAL control over.

Now James talks about how if this week "goes our way" that they will have another "piece of the puzzle" to winning the game meaning Matt's eviction. Then Chelsia brings up "Operation Crooked Eye" in reference to Matt and then gets told by Joshuah that the Diary Room told him to refer to that Operation as something else because they will NOT use that on the air.

Now Joshuah, being on his high and mighty horse, talks about how Amanda will go home and see the episode about how the whole house was verbally attacking her and how Joshuah came after her. He's still so proud about that.

Next they talk about how Ryan was the one who called Parker a "snake" when in fact it was Jacob and these idiots still believe Ryan was the one who started all that shit. Ryan just said he didn't trust Parker and then Jacob added the "snake" part. Oh SHITHOLE alliance, today you finally fuck up!

Chelsia now reveals that Matt is now going around telling people, including Chelsia, that he's hearing "rumors" that he's going up instead of Sheila. James then says "we got it" and how next week "we have majority" in the voting. Joshuah's cocky COCKY cocky speeches is getting crazy!

Joshuah keeps doubting that if he goes up against Sharon that Chelsia is quick to say that Sharon will go home but little does this bitch know that if that's every the case they do NOT have control on who leaves and Joshuah will be the one to leave over Sharon. IDIOTS.

Chelsia now calls Natalie a "cunt" and hopes a "bear eats her in Oregon". Joshuah now insults Natalie's cooking and now they talk about how ugly the other houseguests portraits and how Natalie runs around saying "I paint mermaids". This is why I can't wait for these FOUR FUCKHEADS have their heads explode and watch their dream to win the game end after the POV ceremony!

As the morning comes and goes we grin on Chelsia claiming how today is going to be a "good day". James and Joshuah are also jumping up and down and doing their happy dance still believing Ryan is stupid enough to do what they want. Jame is also stupid enough to say to his SHITHOLE alliance "I can't believe this is going to work!" but it ISN'T!

James also talks about winning HOH this Wednesday! LOL. LAUGH FUCKING OUT LOUD BITCH!

Right now in the HOH room Ryan is FUCKING HAPPY about his POV ceremony speech and how it will sound like it's about Matt but then he'll throw in James' name at the end.

Outside Joshuah is talking shit about Adam and how if Adam doesn't stop acting "cocky" that he'll be thrown up, basically Joshuah is on this HUGE power trip talking about "Fuck these people" and "fuck her" and everything else that comes out of a power trip's rant. It's funny as hell. Sorry I can't post every detail because I'm about to head out for some errands and hopefully be back in time for the FIGHT!

Now Joshuah lays on the backyard couch sending Sharon in to "scan the house" and to see where everyone is and then he ORDERS Sharon to GET Sheila for him while he lounges on the backyard couch.

POV CEREMONY ARRIVES!

Later when the feeds get back the SHIT HITS THE FAN. Chelisa pulls herself off thinking Matt is going up via backdoor method but James ends up going up. Sharon is shocked while Chelsia is PISSED OFF. Chelsia leaves to go outside with James to cope with this SUDDEN betrayal from a "house of idiots" as the SHITHOLE alliance. And then it begins, starting in the living room. Joshuah sits with Natalie, Sheila and Sharon. Others are in the kitchen.

Joshuah has now gone to tell Chelsia something that Natalie said about her and Sharon is just saying "oh my god, how did I get involved in this". The rumor is that Natalie went around and told people Chelsia's crotch smelled and here comes Chelsia inside to confront Natalie. Sharon runs off to read her bible as Chelisa passes .

Chelsia pulls her pants down and wants Natalie to smell her "pussy". Chelsia now tries to be the "adult" and how this is "child's play" and Joshuah is trying to call out Natalie on something she said when he's said so much shit. Chelsia now says "let's have an adult conversation".. this coming from Chelsia!!

Natalie keeps talking about how Chelsia's alliance is 'FUCKED" and their alliance is done. Chelsia keeps asking to be adults. Natalie says "I'm done" when Chelsia tries to make Natalie feel like an idiot. Sharon walks by not saying anything.

Chelsia grabs her glass of water to find "slop" in it. Joshuah keeps throwing insults on Natalie about her life and work. She keeps telling Joshuah that "You can't break me and your alliance is FUCKED" and how she is with the right people.

Chelsia tries to call Matt out on what he's called Natalie in the past. Chelisa tells Matt "You can live with it" and Matt tells Joshuah it's not right what he's talking about or using to insult Natalie. Joshuah is using Natalie's "mentally ill" mother to insult Natalie.

James then throws a cup of pickle juice on Natalie and Joshuah then throws a glass filled with ice in her face. Natalie calls out for Big Brother that it is assult and Chelsia say "nope" and how Dick did it last year. Ryan the coward doesn't do anything as Matt wants him to do. Matt goes outside to confront James but says he can't hit him. That Natalie is a "girl" and James just brushes that off saying she can wash it off.

James then comes inside to pick up the pickles off the floor while Natalie talks about how this is more reason for James to leave the house and Joshuah next. Chelsia laughs her fake hard laugh out loud for everyone to hear.

Now ADULT Chelsia starts in about Natalie's abortions. Matt keeps saying "that ain't right" and asks Natalie if she's alright as Chelsia laughs. Matt keeps saying "that's fucked up". Sheila is quiet but watching everything. Sharon is in the bathroom also.

Natalie says James threw pickle juice on Natalie while Joshuah through wine with ice at her. Natalie keeps laughing how she won't stoop down to their level. Natalie won't shut up to Sheila and Sharon about this. Now Joshuah comes into the bathroom and uses her abortions and the bible against her and she throws him being gay in her face and how the bible looks down on that.

Chelsia over in the kitchen over hears this and somehow makes it as if Joshuah doesn't read the bible "24/7" wherea Natalie does meaning whatever Chelsia wants it to mean. IDIOT. Joshuah then says Natalie isn't "smart enough" to win HOH.

Joshuah isn't getting to Natalie. Sheila just walks around wearing sunglasses wiping some tears away. She hates seeing this. Sharon tells Natalie to stop and Sharon is quick to jump sides and let Joshuah, James and Chelsia burn on their own bridge.

Then Joshuah and Chelisa talk to Ryan about how if he knew it would get this "bad" and he claims to have no idea when he did. James then mentions to Ryan how he will "go out with a bang" WHEREAS last night James told Chelisa that if he goes up that he'll just leave and not give a shit. HYPOCRITE!

James talks about destroying people's items and clothes. Ryan mentions his stuff is locked in the HOH room and James says that's good but everyone else's stuff is up for grabs.

James now talks to Chelsia in the bedrooms thinking he still may have the votes to stay. Something about how Adam wouldn't vote out James. Chelsia says she knew this was going to happen. Adam comes in talking about how this is crazy. He leaves and Chelsia talks about destroying "personal property". Joshuah calls Natalie "white trash".

Joshuah thinks everyone gives a shit about what Natalie is wearing. Natalie tries to go into the Diary Room and Joshuah starts in by saying "James is in there bitch" and Natalie throws "God be with you". This throws Joshuah over the edge.

He starts in about "fuck you and your mother bitch" and "you fucking idiot cunt" and "God you're such a fucking douche" and "there's a reason you were so picked on at school" and "why don't you and your mother fuck each other because you're fucking crazy"... endless.
Joshuah thinks he HAS Natalie with words but little does he know Natalie is very very thicked skin. It's not effecting her.

Outside Matt keeps talking about how if Joshuah says one more bad thing he may do something. Sharon tells Matt she will be staying out of it. Natalie also tells them outside that her "bible" is missing and that she was going into the Diary Room to report that. It seems the SHITHOLE alliance has taken it and done something with it.

Matt also talks about beating Joshuah outside the house if he tried this shit and that he's only doing this because he's inside the house. Sheila comes outside where this is happening and tells them that she can't stand people doing this. Chelsia now thinks it's "hilarious" that Natalie only came up with a "stinky crotch" on her.

Joshuah goes inside with Chelsia and Matt goes on about how he was raised by a single mother and how Joshuah doesn't have a "dick" between his legs and Matt address the camera telling Joshuah's mom "you did an awful job raising your son". Chelsia gets emotional again about all this and Sharon tells her "you're fine".

Natalie comes outside to inform Matt that "they" took my bible and then Matt says if they take his shit that he'll "knock someone out". Now Natalie tells them that the Diary Room says they found her bible and Natalie starts telling everyone outside that they "pick on me" because I'm a girl and how they haven't gotten to the "boys" in her group.

Now Matt talks about Chelsia having a fat stomach and telling her to "have her baby". Sharon now tells Natalie that they can "hide" your bible but they can't destroy it. Matt wants Natalie to talk shit back about James being "a fucking homeless fuck" and how "he's not homeless and he chooses to be". Sheila and Sharon are all about Natalie not being "like them". Sharon is now on the other side of the house. JUMP SHIP BITCH!

Joshuah comes back outside to start in again on Natalie but this time Matt jumps in. He talks about being "civil" and all to Joshuah and wants him to listen. He starts bringing in Joshuah's "mom" into this and how she's watching how he talks to women. Chelisa now tries to turn it around on Matt and how HE treats women in this game but this is ABOUT Joshuah for a fucking change.

Matt turns back on how Joshuah goes over the line over and over and how if this was outside of the house he'd "beat the shit out you" and Chelisa is all about "this is the game". Matt then tells Joshuah "I hope your mother is ashamed of this". Joshauh then starts to crack and tell Matt that his mother said she watches the live feeds and then Chelsia says "she's proud" based on his letter from home. Then Matt says "I'm sorry then, you were raised real good then". Joshauh FINALLY shuts the fuck up and can't take the truth.

The whole time Matt is digging into Joshuah Ryan is SMILING BIG behind them.

Later Sharon tries to strike a new deal with Sheila about how they can work together and have each other's "back". Inside the house Chelsia and Joshuah talk in the kitchen as Ryan walks in to hear from Chelsia how this was a "great move". He thinks she's being sarcastic but she says she isn't. Matt now comes inside from his and Ryan's workout.

James comes out of the Diary Room and wants to talk to Chelsia. They head to the bathroom area but Natalie is there. James uses the restroom while Chelsia sits and waits. Natalie fixes her hair in the mirror. AWWWKKKWARD!

Joshuah then starts in on her making religious comments and she doesn't respond. Joshuah is all about thinking he can make Natalie "break" and how he wants Matt to hit him. Natalie says nothing as told by Matt earlier.

Minutes later James takes Chelsia in the sauna room to inform her that he is told he can't hide things, destory things, hurt himself and Chelsia says that hiding things is "childish" but then wants to do it still. Then she FUCKING realizes that these people she are attacking that she may need their votes to keep James in.

They figure out Sheila is with them and how Sheila will be used as a "pawn" which is kinda true. James thinks Adam will vote for James to stay and Chelsia thinks that they have 3 votes for James to stay and that all they need is Sheila for four votes in the house. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW.

Now Matt tells Natalie to bring up Joshuah's dad if she and him get into it again. Minutes later Ryan and Matt talk in the HOH about how if pickle juice was thrown at them that they wouldn't have been able to control themselves and hit James and Joshuah. Now Matt says he won't hit anyone but keep threatening them which is probably against the Big Brother rules.

Downstairs Joshuah talks to Chelsia and James about how the "other side" are trying to pull Sharon to their side and then James points out that it will be just "you two" against the whole house. Now James talks about the POV cermony speech and when Ryan talked about betraying "his boy" that Joshuah turned to Matt to smile a smirk at him but when Matt smiled back at him he knew something was up.

Joshuah says he was "shaking in shock" and then says "I'm going to rip this house apart". WHATEVER! He also realizes that all he has is Chelsia who says "let's tear this shit up". Joshuah is now back to thinking of creating "some crazy ass deal" to keep James in the game. Chelisa doesn't think Ryan will agree and how "pathetic" Matt thinks he has "everyone in this house".

Joshuah says "the line has been drawn in the sand" and how the house is on the other side. NOW Joshuah says how he may start in on going after Sheila and her son, as if Joshuah is another Dick or anything better than Dick. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

Now they talk about Natalie "killing 2 children" via her abortions and how she was "ugly" in school. Chelsia says she felt "good about it today" but then how Ryan "took the hard way" and how he should have taken the easy way. WHAT? Just hours ago you 3 were talking about how to backstab Ryan and go back on your 2 week deal.

James then says if he stays it's 3 versus the house and if Sharon stays it's you two versus them. YA THINK JAMES!

Day 31, Part 2: Later Joshuah and Chelsia talk in the couch room about making Natalie's life a living hell and that apparnetly deserves a "high five" from Chelisa. Now Chelisa tells Joshuah to hide his Texas stuffed game bear he got during his last HOH so the other side doesn't take it.

Over in the kitchen Matt encourages Natalie to take Joshuah's slop castle he's been working on out of sheer boredom and to destroy it, throw it on Joshuah but Sheila says not in the house because it's a bitch to clean up. Natalie destroys it with her hands and Matt heads to the storage room to gloat about it to Chelsia who says she doesn't care. Chelsia laughs and then Matt laughs about how Natalie came downstairs, saw it and then said "fuck them" and pushed it over destroying it.

Minutes later Matt hugs Chelsia and she says she doesn't "love" anyone in this house. James sits by all his lonesome out in the hot tub. Thinking about how he lost the game. Or how he can get out of this. Now Joshuah joins him.

Natalie throws the rest of the castle away. Chelsia passes the kitchen saying "that's funny". Joshuah comes into the kitchen with an I don't care outlook on the destoryed slop castle.

Later Joshuah talks about leaving next week and "going out in flames", whatever that means. Then he and Sharon talk about still sticking togehter, for Joshuah not to hide the bible due to karma and that Joshuah will vote to keep Sharon to stay. Joshauh also tells Sharon that the told James and Chelsia that he'd vote to keep James but he aparently isn't.

Then Joshuah tells James that he promises to fuck up the house after James leaves. Chelsia then talks about not giving a shit about doing anything in the house. Dishes, flushing the tiolet, cleaning up after herself, that the rest of the house will pick up after her.

Up in the HOH room Natalie, Matt and Ryan are talking stupid shit about James and Joshauh. How Joshuah picks on the "girls" and that Sheila is next on their verbal attack list. He also wants to attack Ryan on him being labeled a racist by his own girlfriend in the house.

There's still so much to cover I'm just going to run through the stuff that should interest you. Natalie and Matt hide something in the top of the sauna room. James wonders if women outside of the house will be upset with him for the pickle juice on Natalie and Chelsia encourages him to do it again. BITCH.

Joshuah still believes that Ryan "made the wrong move" with backdooring James. UM OKAY! Chelsia still believes she can make out with Matt and make Natalie jealous, Now the SHITHOLE alliance are labeling Natalie a "killer" for her abortions. James has also told Sharon to get away from Joshuah and Chelsia because they are fucked in the game.

Oh GAWD now Chelsia's BRILLANT plan is for Joshuah to tell Sheila that is she doesn't vote their way that Joshuah will start making fun of her and her son. WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC THREAT IS THAT?

Later Adam talks with James, Joshuah and Chelsia outside. Adam and James talk about the votes and how Ryan told James to go out and get the votes to stay. It's obvious James is going to try and get Adam's vote but it's not going to happen. James thinks he's going to sequestor but with someone returning, HE'S NOT... well supposely he's not.

Adam says "I'll let you know" and James keeps apparently toying with James about how he will give him his vote if "the B She" aka Sheila gives James her vote. NOPE! I guess Adam loves to toy with James. Give him hope.

Later Matt and Adam talk in the pink room about Natalie finding her bible on her own. Adam doesn't agree with that and how Sheila was crying about it all. Sheila has told Adam that Sharon STILL won't admit that she's aligned with the SHITHOLE alliance.

Outside Joshuah lounges with James and Chelsia and wants them to hide the "beers" they get tonight. Chelsia says she doesn't want the other side to think "they have won". Now NOW Chelsia thinks America will be "pissed" because they "loved me and James". No BITCH CBS editied so that they would ADORE you but not love you. FUCK YOU YOU CUNT!

OH WHAT'S THIS? Later Chelsia is the FIRST to break down in the house and cry about how things didn't go her way! YES! FUCK YOU BITCH! James consoles her and tells her not to cry.

Later Matt goes to the boat room to talk to Sharon who's now sleeping in the "cursed" bed. It seems Sharon has listened to James up and down behaviour words of advice and she's keeping her distance from Joshuah. Sharon keeps talking about how "I didn't know something was going on" and Sharon continues to deny the aliance she's in.

Minutes later Sharon reports to Joshuah and Chelsia that apparently she's still on board with the dumb shits in the house. She talks about how she has it in with Sheila after only 1 day and how she can tell Sheila how to vote. Joshuah believes this too. Chelsia then asks Sharon if they are getting her to "turn" and Sharon LIES saying they aren't when in fact they are.

Sharon is still playing both sides and then talk starts about the bible. Both Chelsia and Joshuah tell Sharon to deny she knows anything about the hiding of the bible. Sharon also came outside to report that the boys are coming outside to workout. He wants to go inside but Chelsia tells him to stay outside and not be outcasts. Then Joshuah has the nerve to make fun of Matt and his apparent "pregnant buldge stomach". JEALOUS MUCH FATTYUAH?

Upstairs Matt reports his talk with Sharon to Natalie. It seems the new alliance in the house has decided that they still want to bring Sharon to their side but that they still don't trust her at all. Sharon is in the bathroom now with Joshuah telling him what their talk was all about. Sharon keeps harping out Matt is "working the house" when really the entire house didn't like your fucking SHITHOLE alliance to begin with.

Joshuah now tells Sharon that he is not going to say anything else to Natalie, lay low and stop being a target. TOO LATE! They also talk about how how the 3 of them left will play against the four of the house that's against them but they don't figure that someone is coming back so it will be 5 against 3 in HOH.

Sharon, Sharon Sharon, DITCH THE BITCH ON THE SINKING SHIP. Move on!

Joshuah now goes into the kitchen area with Sharon and plays NICE with Matt and the rest of the house. Joshuah starts to "work" Matt by telling him that his speech outside really got to him and that "me and you are cool". They walk past the couch room and Matt wants to know what his "operation" name was. Actually it was called "Operation Crooked Eye" but they won't tell him. They all have a fake laugh but they still hate each other.

Chelsia joins them and now Joshuah is back to talking shit about Matt and his actions in the house. Apparently Matt apologized to Joshuah for going off on him outside earlier. Sharon now joins him. All three stare at James who says nothing. Don't worry James, remember you said so yourself that all you need is 100 dollars and a bike to see the world.

Inside Natalie, Matt and Ryan talk about Chelsia's crotch probably really stinking. Natalie holds her bible in hand, remember she magically found it and the SHITHOLE alliance denies every hiding it when they did. Then Ryan and Matt joke about how they just took out a "rook" against a "pawn". Then they talk about how the house flipped.

Natalie is pulling an AMBER moment saying God has picked this week for her to win HOH. Oh Jesus Almighty Holy Christ.

Hmm.. now Shelia has told Joshuah that Sharon has her vote to stay because she hates hates HATES Chelsia and the best way to get at Chelsia is to get James out. Joshuah also tells Sheila that if she votes for Sharon to stay that he promises not to attack her and her son on "national tv".

Sharon has also told her SHITHOLE alliance members that she will get out Natalie before Matt. Um.. what? Okay. Win a HOH first and then do something about Matt and Natalie. Later Joshuah was in the hot tub by himself and verbally trashing everyone in the game. He's basically gone nuts and even calling Sharon his "bitch" in the game.

Later Sheila puts Joshuah in his place by telling him he hasn't said anything to Matt and only Natalie and Joshuah comes back about how he can "break" Matt when he gets HOH. Um.. okay douche bag.

James also also made a comment in the house about how he's "burn" Chelsia to get further in the game, not sure why he told this to Joshuah and Adam in the house at different points but okay, whatever.

Natalie also tells Matt that Sheila is playing "dumb" about the backdoor plan for James and she's "working" the SHITHOLE alliance to gain new information from them to use against them next week. Well played Sheila!

Day 32: Just past midnight James and Chelsia attempt to work Shelia outside in the hot tub. They want her to help him stay over Sharon and how they will make "deals" with her and Adam. Sheila says "I have to think about it James and I'm not going to say anything". Basically Sheila is NOT going to side with James because A, she was in the kitchen when James threw the pickle juice on Natalie and she doesn't want that to happen to her in 2 weeks or so, B, Chelsia and James treated her like shit last week when all she wanted was to know how they were voting and they wouldn't tell her, C, She came up with the plan to backdoor Joshuah through Ryan and when she heard James was going up instead she said it was smart and brillant. James... go fuck yourself. You're dead in this game.

Joshuah is also outside as Sheila leaves the hot tub to go inside. They talk about how to put up if they win HOH and then Joshuah says he should put up Matt and Natalie or a pawn against Matt to make sure he goes home. Joshuah gets called to the Diary Room and he tells them he's going to talk about how much "I fucking hate him" aka Matt.

Chelsia then says "I fucking hate these people", well BITCH they hate you too. Chelsia now realizes that she makes fun of people's looks and "I feel bad" about the stuff she's said about Sheila. REALLY BITCH, NOW YOU FEEL THIS WAY? Chelsia claims she isn't this way outside the game. BULLSHIT!

Chelsia says Sharon is campaigning in "her own way" even though James thinks she isn't. He feels this week is all about him staying but Sharon will work her magic to stay as well, in case Adam and Sheila decide to flip flop, which they won't.

Chelsia then makes a comment about how "the internet people think they know us" but then Cunt you think you know the people in the house before POV and how "stupid" they were to ever come up with a plan to fuck your alliance over and then they did so I guess no one knows anyone. Chelsia, shut the fuck up and find something positive to say.

James tells Chelsia "to fucking win" and that he wants to go to Egypt on her dime if she wins. Chelsia then tells James "you're a good person". NERD HERD QUALITY! She says this is why Matt hates him because he's a good person. WHATEVER DUDE!

Minutes later Sheila is in the couch room talking to Sharon and Natalie about how James is "really working me" for a vote to stay. She then tells Sharon that there is NO WAY James is staying this week. Matt and Adam come in and play around about the votes and who's voting for who. Adam then tells Sheila "you better not flip" and Sheila says "shut up!" in a funny kind of way. Sharon is happy to know that this new alliance is helping her stay another week.

Now it is REVEALED that James is trying to play Sheila and Adam against each other by telling the other that the other is "down" with James staying. Adam now says that he's voting with the "house" and that Sheila is the "house" and the deciding factor in this house. Adam then says "whatever Joshy says goes" and Matt says "he runs shit". All make fun of Joshuah running the house.

Outside Joshuah comes outside and tells James and Chelsia that he "does what I do best" and that is "making fun of ugly retarded people" aka the rest of the house that fucked him over. He now goes inside but before he does tells them he's pissed that Natalie is sitting on "my fucking bed" and how he's about to rip her eyelashs out.

Joshauh then informs them that they are all "in my bed" talking. Joshuah starts to talk about how that group of people are "the most intelligent" in the house, of course making fun of them. Chelsia worries if Sharon has flipped but Joshuah says no. Joshuah calls them "retards" again. he's soooo bitter I LOVE IT!

Joshuah then says that if one of them wins that he's going to sequestor and he'll love not having to talk to them anymore. Joshuah now talks about wanting James to stay over Sharon and how everything was going his way and now it isn't and how it's due to come back his way. Maybe but if this week's HOH is endurance then he and Chelsia have only Sharon to win for them. Question is... will she fight that hard for them. He now calls Sharon "fucking stupid like them" if she think she's safe.

Joshauh continues to trash Ryan, his next few days in the house, how he'll "cry" saying his goodbyes to them and how Jen is "home" supposely orgasming watching all this makes him nautious. Joshuah also labels Ryan as someone who is "prejudice" and will probably trash Joshuah in his HOH blog because he's "gay". Um.. okay.

Adam comes outside and toys with the SHITHOLE alliance and they don't even know it. Adam seems to get off toying with them giving them hope that something will go their way again but it won't. James is back to working Adam for votes and Adam is told by James that "I won't fuck you". OF COURSE YOU WON'T. Chelsia now tells Adam that "you're a good person". Chelsia now tells Adam for him and Sheila need to be on the "same page".

James starts to trash Sharon to Adam about how if she stays she will be annoying. Adam keeps toying with them giving them false hope. Adam walks back inside but before he does he wants Joshuah to say what he's voting. Joshuah won't say. James thinks Adam "wants to be on my side" but then Chelsia says that maybe they are just going back inside and making fun of what we just said.

Adam comes inside and heads to bed and laughs with Sheila, Natalie and Matt about what James said. Adam can't stop laughing about anything and how everything is going his way in the house.

As morning comes and goes Joshuah is seen laying in this couch bed crying as he reads his letter from home he won in the POV comp. He then tells himself after his good cry "Mom, what have I gotten myself into" and "I can do this, I can last, six more weeks, whatever" and how he needs to "pull through" this. Um.. DUMBASSUAH, you made it this hard with your style of game play and your choices in the game, it wouldn't be this hard if you weren't such a douche bag.

Then he gets himself up to go tan and puts his sunglasses on to cover his red eyes, claps his hands and says "let's kick some straight ass".

Earlier in the day, before this, Joshuah was talking to the camera and to himself again trashing the houseguests, about Ryan getting fucked in the has by a dildo used by Jen, saying a happy birthday to his boyfriend Chase/Jase, he talks so much that even Sheila notices him doing it.

Back to Joshuah on his EPIC attempt to go outside and look as if nothing is bothering him. He looks for a towel to "match" his bathing suit. Good Gawd! Then he looks for sandals to "match". The whole trips back and forth in the house he makes smart ass comments about everything from life to the game to what he wore back in the high school days. Um.. What? Yeah! What exactly is wrong with Joshuah, first Allison broke due to the pressure of the game and now Joshuah is next.

Joshuah heads outside to take in some sun with James and Chelsia, James jokingly calls Joshuah "faggot" and "fudge packer" and Joshuah plays along as if using these words are fine. So Joshuah shouldn't be upset if Matt uses them against him because if he really feels those words are hurtful he really should have told James to please not use those words around him.

Actually Joshuah said "fudge packer" brought back "memories" for him. I know, Joshauh is a piece of crap. Joshuah then calls himself a "fag" while Natalie and Shanon lounge nearbye. Natalie closes her eyes while Sharon listens in with her eyes open.

Joshuah starts talking about his dad and how he wants Joshuah to bring home a "man" and not a "girlie man" and that if he brings home a "girlie man that Joshuah might as well be a woman". Joshuah thinks that's cool of him. He says his parents will "never reject his son". Sharon continues to listen in the whole time, eyes open.

Now Joshauh says he only dates "Ambercrombie, manly men, with muscles bigger than him" type guys. That Neil was "too old" for Joshuah and not his type and how Neil was more "settled down" while Joshuah is still in "party mode". Joshuah is more into the "cali blue eyes blonde hair" type "Abercrombie" guys. Matt is also outside with Sheila getting a tan. Listening to all this.

OH MY GOOD GAWD, Chelsia then mentions that one of her "best friends wants to fuck her brother". WHAAT?

Now James is either desperate or hoping to fuck over the Bros again because he's now telling Matt and Adam that he wants to know what he can do to stay in this game. That he will even go as far as to turn on Chelsia! And Joshuah! Matt then tells James that he can't work with him anymore becuause James "chose sides" like Matt has. Matt knows KNOWS that James will backstab him the minute he gets a chance. FUCK YOU JAMES.

Matt then throws how James CHOOSE to stoop so low as to splash Natalie with pickle juice to embarrass her and for "Chelsia's honor". James claims it wasn't that bad because it wasn't shit or piss or anything that bad! Now James says how what's happened to him "isn't fair". GIVE ME A BREAK. James is just trying and trying to get the other side to "trust" him and let him stay to play. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

Sharon has now tried to pitch a new alliance with Sheila to join her and Joshuah and Chelsia once James leaves. Sheila keeps saying she'll think about it but that she will have NOTHING to do with Chelsia because she's "crossed the line" far too many times with her. IT AIN'T HAPPENING Sharon!

And now Sheila has told Ryan about what Sharon's been doing becuase later Ryan tells Matt that if Sharon gets HOH she will be putting up Adam and him with Matt getting backdoored. So much for trusting Sharon after this week!

Then Ryan and Matt talk about how they want James having no chance in staying this week because he WILL turn on them because he "loves" Chelsia. TRUE! Now James is telling Sheila that he'll turn on Chelsia and Sheila says no one in the house is going to believe that. James tries hard to work Sheila himself by telling her Sharon has done nothing and Sheila returns with Sharon being a "weak" player.

James then rats out Joshauah by saying it was him who came up with this idea to backdoor Matt this week. Sheila says "then why aren't you up" and she answers it herself saying this is all Matt's revenge on James. Sheila just seems to be toying with James for a jury vote it seems, in my opinion.

Later James talks to Chelsia and Joshuah about who Joshuah is going to vote for. It seems Joshuah is willing to turn on Sharon and says that James could have the votes but they don't really know. Joshuah leaves and Chelsia seems to have gotten wind that James is willing to fuck her over to win this game... again but he's already told her this during their HOH week and she STILL wants to be with him in this game.

She just asked him if he got HOH if he would put up Chelsia and get her out for the house and he never says NO but that he will "throw" HOH for that reason alone. Chelsia is like Natalie being with a man who will use her to get himself further in this game.

James has also told Chelsia that if he has no hope in staying for her to vote him out as well. He's torn between doing anything for money or staying somehow with a "miracle" and helping Chelsia and Joshuah fight the rest of the house. WHATEVER go home!

Ohhh James has later told his SHITHOLE alliance he's going to embarrass Matt and Ryan when he talks live to Julie Chen. I thought James was above it all but apparently not. It seems he wants to tell Julie Chen that he got "played" by an "ex coke dealer from Boston" and with Ryan he says he got evicted or backdoored by a "racist" for Ryan and he wants to also attack Jen and Ryan's relationship in the same goodbye speech.

Definitely out the door with bang, don't ever come back go rot in hell you stupid cry baby douche bag.

Sharon is also nervous now as her potential nominations for HOH if she wins next week would be Adam and Ryan with Matt being backdoored has been leaked out. She has been approached by the Bros about this and she denies ever saying it, but she DID!

Matt told her that if he wins POV, takes off one of his boy's she's forced to put up someone else and they still control the votes as to who stays and who goes. Sharon continues to tell them that she doesn't know who she'd nominate if she did win HOH.

But who leaked out the information? JAMES DID! He's trying to turn Sharon into public enemy number one again. He told Adam who will tell the other BROS that Sharon is targeting them if she wins HOH. He claims he won't and that he'd throw HOH but really... are we to ever believe James in this game?

James contnues to tell Adam that Sharon can deny all she wants about saying who she'd put up but she said it. WOW, Joshuah is there too so apparently he could give a shit if his partner is thrown under the bus and evicted.

Later James continues to try and plead for the BROS to keep him and that he'll throw 2 weeks worth of HOH's. They'd be idiots to ever believe James. Next James trys to cut yet another deal with Matt about how he and Chelsia won't go after Matt. WHAT? Well then who will James supposely go after? Ryan? Matt says not because he knows Chelsia doesn't like him at all.

James is so fucking desperate that he now tells Matt about how his side of the house came up with the name "Operation Crooked Eye". WHAT? James is really grasping at straws it's pathetic. James is now getting mad that he's loosing the game to Sharon who he thinks doesn't deserve to be in the house.

Oh GAWD, now he's telling them he'll throw 3 HOH's to stay in the house. JAMES, you're word means nothing to them anymore! But really, the whole open aired conversation is in a jokingly manner and everyone has fun with it, Matt and his side not taking too seriously while James and Chelisa hope things change and he stays, when it won't and he'll leave on Wednesday.

Later inside Joshuah has overheard Sheila talking to the BROS about James leaving. It's over for their side trying to work for votes. James is leaving.

Now after that's all said and done Natalie and Sheila continue to work Sharon about how James is trying to fuck her game over for next week and taking the target off "his girl" Chelsia. Natalie now tells Sharon "you can't trust Chelsia". Now Natalie is ON TO something telling them both that maybe Joshuah is working with James and wants him to stay over Sharon. Sharon doesn't believe it EVEN THOUGH IT'S TRUE!

Day 33: Matt and Natalie are talking in the sanua room about Matt kissing Sharon in the HOH room. Apparently Sheila has told Natalie who was told by Sharon and now Natalie is confronting gently to Matt about their "deal" where they don't mess around with other people and how they are taking each other to the end. Matt is DENYING it happened and how Sheila is making it up because she wants to go to the end with him instead of Natalie. WHAT?

Obviously Matt is lying and now Sharon is telling everyone in the house how Matt kissed her in the HOH room. Matt also told Natalie some time ago that he wouldn't make out with anyone or sleep with them or do anything with them and he has. Stupid drama, yeah but it's Big Brother.

Natalie wants Matt to "promise" her that he won't backstab her in the game. He says he isn't. Matt could fuck up Sheila voting for James to stay if he doesn't shut his damn mouth about how Sheila is doing this and that and how she wants to go to the end with him... JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. Matt doesn't know when to stop talking.

Now Matt tells Natalie to stop saying "My Matty" and how they are no more. Now Matt thinks he can use Natalie to "convince" Sharon not to put him up in case she wins HOH next week. UM.. keep thinking that Matt. You're number one target on the other side. Matt then thought he heard someone listening on their conversation outside the sauna room, he checks, no one there.

But just minutes before Joshuah was trying to listen in on them and then so was Adam. One for game play, the other was just probably hoping to catch something interesting going on.

Upstairs in the HOH Ryan and Adam talk about Matt being the other side's "number one target" until they're all out of the house. Ryan continues to think he's still "in" with Joshuah and how Joshuah only wants Matt and Natalie out over him.

Later outside Joshuah is turning on Sharon to Chelsia and James. Now Joshuah says "they are a little smarter than I anticipated but not much more" about the other side of the house. He also thinks Sharon is now leaking information to Sheila who's leaking information to the other side of the house. He also thinks the other side of the house is "telling" Sharon certain things that the house wants Joshuah to know through Sharon.

Joshuah also says Sharon "thinks she's so fucking smart" about being "in" with the other side of the hosue. Bitter much you MALE CUNT? Joshuah now says he WON'T vote if Matt and Natalie if they are final 2 in the game. He won't mind if Sheila or Adam wins the game. James also says he won't vote for either Matt or Natalie. LOSERS.

Joshuah reads the "rule book" to see if all their money they earn in the house is taken away if they don't vote if they are part of the jury. Matt and his BROS come outside and everyone starts to wonder why Joshuah is saying this and looking this up.

Matt then sits down and puts his arm around Joshuah to further irriate him knowing full well that him being close to Joshuah drives him nuts. Joshuah won't even look at Matt. Matt then asks if he "hates" everyone here and Joshuah keeps talking about it all depends on who's final 2.

I wish Matt would try to look at him in the face, which he is now, and Joshuah won't look at him in the eye. Matt then asks Joshuah "when did it stop being fun?" Joshuah now talks about how he wouldn't talk to "most people' in the house outside in the real world and how everyone was cast opposite of each other to create conflict.

Joshuah, the only man that could hate life while in a game where you could win half a million dollars. Now Chelisa, who's next to them listening to everything throws in her own bitchy comment. "Don't take us for fools" and then she impersonates Matt acting when he thought he was still getting backdoored. Matt keeps irritating them on purpose by talking with them and questioning them on how they "hate" people and why. Chelsia denies hating anyone and not "loving" Joshuah but it's all bullshit from Chelsia, as usual.

Oh GAWD, now Joshuah and Chelsia think Matt and Natalie are dating outside the house and are another hidden couple. Their plan is so obvious to make them the next couple. They say this because Matt and Natalie "kissed" at the POV ceremony last week. Watching these 3 talk is like the funniest shit ever. Matt, keep fucking with them, it's fun to watch.

Now Ryan joins them and asks Joshuah why he wouldn't vote for 2 final people he hated or didn't like how they played the game. They keep telling him that their "money" they earn while being on the show could be taken away from if they don't vote. They both tell a very depressing Joshuah that the game isn't over and James could come back. It's pretty much out there that James is going home with no hope of staying.

Joshuah keeps harping about how all the twists can't be out. Ryan then says "maybe some twists were suppose to last longer than others" hence him and Jen. They still don't know that the next twist is coming up Wednesday with a returning player.

Now Natalie and Adam join the chat. Now Joshuah can't stand them and slowly gets up and paces near the firepit. Joshuah still thinks there's another "twist" and someone in this game is "laughing in their head" about how no one has figured it out. Joshuah continues to talk to the outside gang because he knows he can no longer make the target on his back any bigger than it already is. He MUST be "nice" to everyone and to their faces when in fact he's an asshole to them behind their back.

Later James and Chelsia talk alone on the backyard couch. He says how he and Chelsia's "relationship" is worth "half a million dollars" since neither one of them has almost no chance of winning the actual half a million dollars grand prize money.

Inside Joshuah and Adam talk about how "it's done" with James. Adam keeps toying with Joshuah about how if he was to vote against what the "house" wants is him making a bad move in the game. Adam loves loves to toy with the other side of the house but actually he works the angle of a possible backstab to his own alliance at a later time in the game. It's what a "smart" player would do at this stage of the game.

Day 33, Part 2: OH MY GAWD. James is now staying? What the fuck happened? Before we get to that let's find out how it all started.

At some point in the morning Sheila was talking to Natalie about how if the "bros" turned against her and Sheila that she would "use her secret weapon", whatever that was. James then later calls everyone in the house "pathetic" to Chelsia because, OH GAWD, the house broke up their relationship by sending James home this week. 33 days James! That's NOT a relationship!

Natalie seems to have been the who started the talk in keeping James. Now I'm still hoping that Matt has sent Natalie to fuck with James but who knows at this point. Natalie doesn't trust Sharon but she tells James, who threw pickle juice on her, that she trusts James more. WHAT? But Remember, Natalie's friends on a previous episode of Big Brother talked about how Natalie let's guys "walk all over her" and she keeps them around while they continue to do that. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Now one wonders if Natalie is sooo fucking jealous over Matt that when she found out that Matt kissed Sharon that Natalie is now in "GET SHARON OUT" Mode. FUCKING TWAT IDIOT. Matt doesn't love you stupid fuck. But fine, I haven't agreed with Matt's treatment of Natalie and have been talking from day 1 that I can't wait to see Natalie screw over Matt in the game when the couples split up.

Natalie now talks to Joshuah about voting to keep James and getting Sheila and Adam to vote her way. Um.. Adam? He'll tell the BROS and hopefully Matt and Ryan will talk some sense back into Natalie. AND NATALIE, if you do this, NO ONE in the house will trust you you stupid fuck. Can no one play this game besides the SHITHOLE alliance?

Joshuah calls this move to fuck over Matt to be "the best backstab move in the history of Big Brother". Joshuah is back on cloud nine that he's in some kind of control. Joshuah helps spread the house flipping word to Chelsia who loves hearing it.

Natalie continues to think Sharon would "betray" her and "backstab" her before James would. WHAT? James already backstabbed you 2 weeks ago when he had HOH! James did it first you FUCKING TWAT! Natalie is now upset that Matt has "made out" with her and other women in the house and is making her to look like a fool on nationl television.

TWAT, if you saw Sunday's episode you basically did that yourself, the show itself betrayed you to be a stalker of Matt in the house with creepy music and the camera zooming in on your wide eyed face. STUPID TWAT.

Natalie then tells Sheila her plan to get out Sharon based on jealously covered up by "untrustworthy" such words and Sheila is apparently done for it. WHY? She's a man hater! Why vote out a woman when just a week ago you were talking about how all the women should keep each other in the house against the BROS in the house! Please tell me these 2 bitches are toying with James and his SHITHOLE alliance.

Well actually Sheila is casting doubt on all this from Natalie. She worries about the BROS being upset that their "women" turned on them. That they will know who voted for James to stay this week. She even wants Natalie to talk to Ryan and Natalie won't! She's CRAZY JEALOUS over Sharon right now and will do anything to get her out.

Let's see, Sharon kissed Matt for gameplay while James threw pickle juice you on national tv and Joshuah soon after threw water and ice in your face as well.... Hmm.. Which one deserves to stay... apparently the one that didn't kiss "her Mattie".

Natalie tells Sheila NOT to tell the BROS and that Natalie is a "forgiving" person and will forgive Matt AFTER Sharon is out. Good God, the way to get Natalie to turn on Matt is to tell him he kissed anyone in the house. It could be a lie and Natalie will assume it's the truth, like the TWAT she is.

Now that James is in "I'm fucking staying" mode he and Chelsia and Joshuah plan on making friends with other people outside their allaince to gain new information. Chelsia agrees to be friends with Natalie, Joshuah with Sheila and James with Ryan and/or Matt.

Later James and Chelsia sit in the hammock talk about him staying now but Chelsia tells him not to get his hopes up and they may still fuck thm in the end. After the POV ceremony she doesn't trust things can ever go their way.

James is now telling Chelsia that if he stays that she can't go after Sheila or Natalie next week for "revenge" at this point in the game. That the BROS will go after them first. So basically James and the SHITHOLE alliance is using Sheila and Natalie to get James to stay and then using the other side of the house to fuck the 2 people who voted for you to stay. BRILLANT plan from another douche bag alliance.

THANK THE BB GODS! Matt and Ryan are ONTO the votes flipping and go gently confront Sheila about it. But before we can see their conversation the feeds cut all four cameras to James and Chelsia outside. Here Joshuah tells them that he's going out on a limb for James becuase he knows Sharon would "never" vote against him. That if things don't go their way that Joshuah is fucked by the other side of the house and now his own partner who stays in the house.

Joshuah leaves and then Adam comes outside talking about how he's been promised a "final four" alliance with James, Joshuah and Chelsia. THANK GOD Adam will tell his BROS about this deal that James came after them with. James and Adam talk about Matt and James says Matt "got to cocky too quick". PLEASE, your SHITHOLE ALLIANCE did that before Matt.

Later Sheila has told Matt and Ryan EVERYTHING and now Sheila and Matt are talking, at least trying to talk, sense into Natalie in the pink room about how James has to go this week over Sharon and how next week Sharon can go home. Natalie then goes after Matt who's possibly making her to look like a "dumbass" on national tv. They've had this fight already and Matt continues to deny ever having kissed Sharon in the hot tub.

Sheila now helps play mediator between them when they fight. Natalie continues to believe other people in the house about what Matt has or hasn't done. Matt then hears someone in the other room and he opens it quick to supposely catch Chelsia spying on them. Chelsia calls Matt "paranoid" and laughs but not sure if she really was because they are talking pretty loud.

Matt continues to say that their "pact" about not making out with anyone else was only when they were couples and says he hasn't done anything after they "broke up". Matt starts getting upset that if Natalie is going to "fuck him" then do it already and that he can't do anything to make her believe otherwise. He's guilting her into voting for James to be eviced.

Natalie continues to bring up how Matt "hid" from her in the HOH room last week, which was true and now Matt tells her "I can't wait until you lose this game and see what really happened". Matt and Natalie continue to have a useless conversation about how the house is trying to break them up as a pair in the house by turning them against each other.

Matt supposely can't confront Sheila about this secret getting out that Matt kissed her was from Sheila who told Natalie.

Minutes Later Matt gets fed up with Natalie and leaves her to read the bible in the pink room. Just before he leaves he wants her to tell him that she is still with him and voting James out and she won't asnwer. Actually she says "I don't know".

He leaves and Adam comes in to talk some sense into her. He calls her an "idiot" and "stupid" for keeping James over Sharon and how James threw pickle juice in your face. That Adam is voting to evict James and she tells him that James is telling her that Adam shook hands on keeping James. He denies it and tells her that he's voting out James. She then tells him that she will vote out James too if everyone else is.

Later Sheila talks to Sharon about how someone from her side is going to tell her about Joshuah already turning on her and to listen to it, don't tell Chelsia, James or Joshuah what you heard, wait until after James is evicted and you'll see the "truth" about Joshuah turning on you.

James has also tried to confront Matt about why he wants him out so "bad". They talk and banter back and forth about why James should stay but Matt will never take any pathetic deal James offers.

Now James tells Matt that Adam has "promised" to vote for James to stay and is trying to turn Matt against his "boy". Not going to happen. James continues to say "I'm willing to play with you" and then Matt tells James that he has no idea what

Their chat ends and James goes to tell Joshuah and Chelsia who are lounging outside about his chat with Matt. Chelsia now tells them that she heard Adam and Natalie arguing in the pink room and how Adam came out to tell Chelsia that she's "right". Then James figures out that Natalie is flipping because simply Matt tried to "make out" with Sharon.

Matt also used the term "fatal attraction" to describe Natalie and James will no doubt use this to his advantage before this week ends.

Inside Ryan, Natalie and Matt talk upstairs about the plan to vote out James and what's going on in the house. Natalie now rats out James and how he thinks he's staying and will "act" like he's leaving.

Now Natalie wants Joshuah to be put under the impression that James is getting voted out so that he can cast a vote against Sharon and show her that Joshuah can't be trusted! OHH!

WHAT? Later Ryan supposely gave James "his word" that if the vote came down to a "tie" that he would vote out Sharon over James? WHAT? Are they still toying with James, I don't fucking get it anymore.

Oh Good GAWD Ryan as now told his alliance members that James is still going. BACK AND FORTH, it's annoying. Just be straight up and tell James he's going! Giving him false hope is just mean.

Minutes later Sharon and Matt talk about how she is being labeled a "liar" in the house about their "kiss". Matt tells her that anything he tells her she goes and runs to tell Joshuah. Sharon now says that was before they split up, now things are different, NOT TRUE but kinda starting to be true since Sheila has started telling Sharon about Joshuah betraying her this week with the eviction vote.

Sharon also tells Matt that she is THROWING HOH and Matt says that both her and James have said that now.

Later Sheila is LOVING LOVING the idea that James wants to know how her and Natalie are voting this week. She tells him that this is how he and Chelsia treated her last week when all she wanted to know was how they were voting. Now she keeps to her word keeps leading James on to think he's staying. LOVE HER!

Whew! Adam, Sheila, Ryan and Natalie all agree that they are voting out James regardless of what happens but then Ryan tells them that if the vote does come down to a fucking tie that he will vote out Sharon because he doesn't trust her. OVER JAMES? Are you kidding me?

Now Sheila wants her "BOYS" to protect her from Joshuah when he starts verbally attacking her and her son after James is evicted. Then James comes into the HOH room wanting to stay next week and be put up against Matt. James knows if this happens that he could stay over Matt thanks to him knowing how easy it is to turn Natalie against him.

Matt then comes upstairs and hears out the new plan and he wants no part in it. Matt and James keep going back and forth about the things they've done in this game and then out of nowhere Adam BLOWS THE FUCK UP, shouting enough that you can see his neck vein bulging.

Adam is just pissed about Matt's "mouth" and James' "mouth" and everyone coming at him wanting so much from him and Adam ends his blow out with the simple fact that everyone should vote how they want. BUT REALLY Adam, Big Brother is NOT played like that. Nope. Not going to happen. You can vote on your own and let other people actually PLAY the fucking game and create alliances and voting power. IDIOT.

The houseguests have also been told by Big Brother that there will be a lockdown from 7pm until after tomorrow's live show. Everyone now assumes it is physical and possibly an endurance comp. YEAH! If Sharon throws it there's no hope in Chelsia or Joshuah winning it if James is gone. If he stays he will have incredible mental strength to stay on whatever contraption they build for Chelsia's trashy love.

Ohhh what's this? Sheila and Natalie have GOTTEN to Sharon about getting her to think Joshuah is going to vote against her and how Joshuah, Chelsia and James have been plotting against her to leave. She says something about watching her win HOH so she can throw up Chelsia and Joshuah and tell them how they wanted to get her out and now she's going to get them out. Of course this is Sharon and she seems to always love her SHITHOLE alliance. I don't see this ever happening.

Natalie has also gone around the house telling people she has forgiven James for the pickle juice incident and Matt for being "mean" to her. Um.. okay, whatever. She apparently considers herself to be a forgiving person.

Later Joshuah talks to Sharon about how Sheila has been trying to set up him to vote against her during the live eviction. He's onto her and won't forget about it. Next week we may have Joshuah going off on yet ANOTHER WOMAN this time it being Sheila. Wow. how long can Joshuah go, find out next week on Big Brother!

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March 8, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 5 Part 2 Featuring Twatoshuah!

Day 29, Part 2: POV comp is over. It was a mix of luxury and POV and Chelsia fucking won. DAMN IT! James says "our alliance of four is strong" aka the SHITHOLE alliance. It seems the Unitard is back this season. There was also 10 grand in the luxury part of the comp as well as a "bike" of some kind.

James and Chelsia meet in the storage room and hug and kiss. Then Sharon and Joshuah join them and the SHITHOLE alliance hope and pray Matt goes up. Now they bring in Ryan who keeps telling her "you're fine, you're fine". Sharon also tells him she will offer him 2 weeks of safety as well. COWARD Ryan keeps apologizing for putting her up, for doing this and they hug it out. Matt is a dead man this week.

Sharon is left with Ryan about the whole lesbian lie and how Joshuah was upset over that and she still fears that Ryan will backdoor Joshuah instead of Matt even though everyone is telling her that Matt is going up but if Sharon keeps bringing up Joshuah as an option Ryan may or may not start liking that idea.

Sharon keeps calling Matt a "dick" as she waves around a "free slop week pass". Matt and Natalie sit at the kitchen counter eating with James. The others join them and Matt still has no idea that Ryan is going to betray him. So much for the BRO alliance.

Suddenly out comes Sheila into the kitchen actually looking kinda hot in her Pixar Incredibles looking unitard costume she created. She added black boots and black booty undies, she looks hot for a change. Sheila is loving this outfit. She is feeling super sexy in this getup. Adam looks like he now wants to fuck the shit out of her. ROLEPLAY BABY!

Joshuah talks with James and Sheila in the dining room area about how Matt is "nervous" and Joshuah impersonates Matt's voice to be the town idiot saying "I heard you're out to get me" and Joshuah keeps telling this impersonation of Matt over and over to people passing by. Joshuah then mentions he won a letter from home in the POV comp. Joshuah also thinks the show only has 16 more days left! DUMBASSUAH!

The only thing Matt can do now is to once again point out the SHITHOLE alliance to Ryan, tell him they are using Ryan to do their dirty work, how they will go back on their deal and not put up each other and how Ryan is still expendible from this point out.

Chelsia heads up to the HOH room to continue the WE HATE MATT game plan and Ryan buys into it. She tells him Matt told the house that he wanted 2 things, to be backdoored and to be "outwitted". Ryan laughs and says he'll do both this week to Matt. They high five each other like stupid shitholes do to each other. Now it is revealed that Ryan took the 10,000 bucks. IDIOT, the house will continue to hold this against him and use it as another reason to break their 2 week deal!

Now it is revealed that Adam won the bike and both Chelsia and Ryan believe this luxury contest wasn't so "greedy" as expected. Chelsia then talks about Natalie and how she kinda feels bad for Natalie and how Matt treats her but then calls Natalie a "fucking idiot". Then Chelsia say by the "third week I'm PROBABLY not going to be gunning for you".

Sharon then comes in and starts ASS KISSING walking over to Ryan's dog picture and asking questions about him. She acts like a Disney animated character who's voice is so high pitched and her tone of her voice is so fake. Chelsia tells Sharon not to be "nervous" and Ryan keeps saying "you're all good".

Later Matt is in the HOH room alone with Ryan and how Joshuah should be put up and not Sheila as replacement nominee. Ryan isn't telling Matt that he's the replacement nominee. If Matt keeps pushing the issue Ryan may just have to tell him. Here's hoping!

Matt has also told Ryan NOT to put him up and how Natalie is the "little bird" who keeps bringing him information. Ryan also LIES to Matt about how Joshuah hasn't come up to him about that "2 week" deal. WOW! I'm shocked!

Day 29: Just before midnight the houseguests find out the indoor lockdown is now over. Nearly everyone rushes to the sliding glass door and discover something BIG outside. It's BIGGER THAN JAMES' DICK!

It's a giant pool table looking game that has people using giant thick pool sticks and pushing a ball into a hole that they call. For instance if the hole is the last hole on the board you have to say you're hitting the ball in the last hole and if you make it you win whatever BB offers you. Everyone assumes it's for POV but it could also be for luxury.

Then a male douche bag voice who's kinda sexy at the same time comes over the P.A. telling the houseguests to have fun with their new toy, to not destroy it and "learn the curves" of the board. The BB God voice also says his name is "Mike O" and that the game is like "mini golf".

James looks so excited, like a kid with a brand new fun toy. "This is sweet" says James. Natalie and Sheila are first up to play. James thinks both nominees should be playing but the Bible Bitches think otherwise. After a few hits they pass them over to James while Chelsia watches and doesn't even bother to play immediately. Adam takes a few shots while having a giant creepy smile the whole time, "This is great dude".

Then the guys take over the board and Adam shoots the blue ball all the way to the last hole and makes it in! They all screw and Adam thinks he's the shit. Now Chelsia and Matt take a whack at the game. Minutes later James calls "four from the back" meaning the hole he will hit the ball in and he makes the third hole to the back. He tries again and makes the fifth hole to the back. James is getting close and close but no cigar.

Chelsia then says she will not go to bed tonight and Joshuah offers to make coffee so they can all pull an all nighter.

After what seems like an hour of "practice" James says this game will be a "crap shoot" and anyone can win tomorrow. Inside Natalie is still trashing Matt in the kitchen to Joshuah. Joshuah is ALL about sucking up to Natalie and hoping she wins HOH to go after Matt and getting him out. She claims to be done with Matt and apparently he apologized to her for being mean to her upstairs but she doesn't care to hear his apologizes anymore. Everyone in the house is all up for using Natatlie to get Matt out.

Sharon goes inside with Joshuah and talk about how this week's POV is just a crap shoot and they continue to talk about how their plan to backdoor Matt could still work if they "work" Ryan. Joshuah is sickened by how Matt is acting outside there. Both of them are done with Matt.

Sheila joins them in the kitchen area and all three of them start bashing Matt. Sheila is all about the "ladies" in the house going after the macho men and their boys club. She's all about snapping Natalie out of this Mattie spell she's still under. Sheila then says "we have to come together" and Joshuah says "us women" and they laugh but agree.

Joshuah is all about winning HOH again, putting up Ryan and Adam and backdooring Matt. Now Sheila says again how much of an idiot Ryan is to go after 2 girls in the house and Sheila is on this fucking high that she will win the POV comp due to her making "three" balls in one.

Natalie joins the kitchen ladies crew as Joshuah leaves. Sheila MAN HATER is now focusing on Natalie and the "we girls have to stick together, girl power" but Natalie still wants Chelsia out. But then Natalie says if she gets HOH she will put "two strong boys" up on the block.

Sheila then tells Natalie about her plan to sick one of the young girls on Matt and get into his head through sexual actions Natalie is QUICK QUICK to shut that idea down saying she KNOWS Matt and how he won't fall for that. She then makes a stupid comment about how she could would should be the only person to do that, go after Matt sexually.

Oh Natalie... still whipped on Matt's Boston Dick.

Later most of the house is outside and James and Ryan tell Joshuah that "Chelsia has it down!" Joshuah tries to downplay the game and how it's all up to chance. Matt tries to sit near Natalie and she pushes him off telling him no and how he's "mean" to her. Matt says fine and he stops. They all notice Sheila is getting the game down and Joshuah yells out in support of Sheila's recent almost wins. Joshuah also points out that Sheila came in third this past HOH comp.

Later Natalie has officially moved out of Matt's bed. I thought Matt kicked her out last night but he only joked about doing it. After tonight's verbal attacks from Matt Natalie has finally moved on, in a way that is. She's sleeping with Sheila now in the boat room.

Over in the kitchen Ryan and Matt talk about James not being someone they can trust and who else they should bring in their Bro Alliance. Matt suggests Natalie's name but Ryan says no because they can always use her for a vote believing they can use her for anything they need in the game. Then Matt gets into POWER TRIP mode and starts to talk about how when/if he gets HOH this week who he should put up. He mentions Natalie and Joshuah as nominees and then fucking says James and Joshuah as nominees... WELL WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO THAT THIS WEEK?

Meanwhile outside James has already told Adam about the girl's plan to backdoor Matt this week. Not sure what Adam said or feels about the deal but James is using Adam to spread the word to the other "bro's".

Matt now hugs Natalie in the bathroom and she grows weak fast by telling him to stop being "mean" to him. He then tells her "me and you to the end". Natalie keeps telling Matt how he treats her and how he "hides from me" and how he tears her down with words. Matt smiles and laughs and jokes with her, giving her compliments. Just moments ago he told Ryan that he'd "cuddle" with Natalie to get in good with her again.

OHHH SHIT. Natalie now tells Matt who are trying to come after him this week. AWWW FUCK. She keeps telling Matt not to say anything and they "pinky swear". Natalie starts dropping names. Sheila, James, Joshuah, Sharon and

Now after promising Natalie he wouldn't tell Ryan or anyone he goes upstairs in the HOH room to tell Ryan EVERYTHING! Ryan is told about the "2 week, backdoor Matt or Adam" deal and Ryan laughs at it. Oh yeah, Matt tells Ryan "the puppet has spoken" referring to Natalie. Matt also tells Ryan that James is in on this plan and Ryan figures that.

Now they talk about Joshuah and Sharon being behind this whole deal. Ryan then says "I can't wait to be offered that" and then jokes telling Joshuah "maybe I should just put you both up". Matt is running a mile a minute with his mouth about wanting POV to be used on Chelsia and telling Joshuah about how you wanted to backdoor me and now you're backdoored!

When Matt brings up backdooring Joshuah Ryan is quick to throw out Sheila's name again. Matt then again being the idiot that he is talks about making more deals with James but Ryan says James can't be trusted and that "he'll fuck either one of us" next week, WHICH HE WILL.

Matt again talks about putting up James and Joshuah on the block again, these fucking idiots should have done that this week to begin with! Idiot Matt even thinks he can get Chelsia on their side... FUCKING MORON.

Ryan warns Matt that Natalie is at her "breaking point" and for him to push back on his words with her. He doesn't agree but then agrees. Then Sharon's name is brought up as the "nosey neighbor" and how much shit Sharon talks about people in the house. Both agree that they will never tell her anything again and Matt claims he will never talk to her again, here in the house or sequestor.

Ryan now thinks Adam will switch sides to whoever has power. Ryan now admits that he hasn't trusted Adam "from day one" and how Adam would "fuck you in the back" and "in the face"... Um... Ryan... I fucking knew you had Bisexual interests!!!

Sheila's name keeps getting brought up and Ryan keeps toying with the idea of getting her out and how she's "worthless in this game". Well Ryan you were also worthless in this game until you shockingly won HOH.

Over in the boat room Natalie is going AWF about how Matt came up to her in the bathroom and tried to make nice with her. Matt also told her to act like she still hates him to the group to fuck with them and she may be doing this. OH MY GAWD Natalie talks about how if she wins HOH that she will invite Matt to sleep with her, make out with her, get "emotionally" attached to her and then once POV is played she'll backdoor Matt. Man this girl can't get enough of Matt's dick!

Sheila then tells Natalie to "don't pose nude" but that posing for Playboy is fine but "don't you do it" meaning other shitty magazines. Sheils then says "Playboy is different"! LOL.

Ohhh later Joshuah finally heads up to the HOH room to talk to Ryan. Here Ryan drops James' name as someone he can't trust. Joshuah plays it up like he has no relationship with James. Then Ryan talks about how Sheila is dispensible. Now Joshuah starts talking about how everyone thinks Ryan will backdoor him and Ryan says he won't. Matt's name comes up and Ryan says he doesn't trust him as far as he can throw him.

Joshuah then finds out that Matt supposely feels "threatened" by him but that's not true. Ryan is just spilling information and how he trusts Joshuah. WHAT? Ryan now says that if POV is used that he obviously won't put up Joshuah and Joshuah probes for who should be replaced.

Joshuah is inching toward the idea of putting up Matt as replacement. Joshuah says "everyone assumes you're putting up Sheila" and how it could backfire. Joshuah keeps working how Ryan's only ONLY alternate replacement nominee is Matt. But he hasn't said this yet.

Now Ryan just FLAT OUT tells Joshuah that Chelsia is a "pawn" and how he wants Sharon out but Joshuah already knows this because James told him just hours ago. Now Joshuah throws Sharon under the bus because "she makes me a bigger target being around me".

Basically Joshuah tries to tear down Sharon in front of Ryan but only to throw in Matt's name. FINALLY he asks Ryan if he would "consider" putting up Matt and if Matt has "offered" you anything. Ryan says "we're not tight as everyone thinks" but THEY ARE!

Ryan now tells Joshuah he won't put up Matt at this point in the game. He also tells Joshuah that if the nominees stay the same and if the vote comes to a tie that he WILL evict Sharon. Now Ryan says he really doesn't want to put up Sheila if POV is used.

Ryan is such an idiot. SHUT THE FUCK UP sometimes man. Everything you tell Joshuah he will tell the others! The fucking guinea pigs are smarter than Ryan. OH MY GAWD, Ryan just won't stop telling EVERYTHING to Joshuah about how Matt will go after him if he wins HOH and how Matt isn't "smart" in the game.

Ohhhh! Ryan just told Joshuah that it was James' idea to put up Sharon! Ohhh! Joshuah then tries to play this middle man between the Bro Alliance and the women in the house. End this stupid fucking fake ass talk already.

Outside James tries to help Chelsia with the new POV practice game. Awww. Joshuah comes downstairs and makes a comment about Matt leaving wet clothes in the dryer. Then they talk about how Ryan and Matt are "so together" in this game. Joshuah tries to talk about how Ryan should take the 2 week safety deal which has yet to be offered to him.

Joshuah talks about not being able to "read" Ryan and how Ryan won't put up Sheila. James says he can't talk to Ryan about Matt because it would make it seem like James is personally going after him. The SHITHOLE alliance I thought was broken up is building back up as they plan on getting Ryan to put up someone against one of their girls if POV is used. They also talk about holding the "2 week" offer until after POV comp is done.

Over in the pink bedroom Natalie is sleeping with Matt. I mean how big and tasty is his Boston dick that makes this girl do ANYTHING for this fucker? Back outside Chelsia tells the boys that Ryan can be easily intimidated and how he pulled a "pussy" move this week by going after the women.

Morning has come and gone. Joshuah's epic failure of a plan to get Matt out this week continues. His new plan is when Matt goes into the Diary Room that the whole house goes up to Ryan and tells him quick that they entire house wants Matt out and for Ryan to do this, get him 2 weeks of safety from everyone [which is stupid because then everyone else is suddenly a target] and if he doesn't that he and Matt will be up next week if Matt doesn't win.

And just like last year when Dustin feel in love with a male voice in the Diary Room this new season Joshuah admits to having a crush on at least 2 male voice Diary Room guys. PO thetic!

Also POV players have been picked. Adam, Sheila, Chelsia, Sharon, Joshuah and Ryan. Meanwhile James continues to play both sides of the house by telling Matt he's in trouble with the "ladies" of the house. Matt already knows this and already knows James is also behind the backdoor Matt plan so he acts as if it's news to him.

Ohhh Joshuah went to talk to Ryan instead of the entire house and FINALLY told Ryan about the "house" plan, more so Joshuah's plan, and Ryan doesn't commit to it but showcases coward traits that could lead one to believe that he may take this offer. OH SHIT, Ryan can never keep anything to himself, he just told Joshuah that Natalie spilled their plan to the "boys" backstabbing Matt. COWARD COWARD RYAN.

No wonder Allison kept telling everyone how Ryan is easily walked on by Jen and how Jen controls the relationship. BIG OL' CHUNKY TEDDY BEAR COWARD.

Now with new information on Natalie Joshuah starts spreading the betrayal talk in the house. Chelsia is super pissed about it as she should be. Then Joshuah flat out asks Natalie if she told Matt anything about this plan and she says nope!

Later in the bathroom Adam and Joshuah has a small talk about lines in the sand are being drawn and Adam claims to be out of the loop having no idea what Joshuah is talking about.

Up in the HOH room James, Joshuah and James, the SHITHOLE alliance work Coward Ryan. Chelsia talks about how "shady" Matt is and they work this big ol' teddy bear idiot into doing exactly what they want. Sheila is also there. They continue to spill information regarding Matt and all this new information gets Ryan thinking and "that totally changes things".

The SHITHOLE alliance remains strong and will last another week despite having any fucking power in the entire house! Ryan thinks Matt is now "playing" him when in fact everyone in the house is using him to do their own agenda. Chelsia now tells Ryan to tell Matt that the reason they are going to be put up in place of either nominee is because the house thinks they are aligned and this is prove they aren't.

Ryan continues to feel doubts about it and says "I'm obviously doing what the house wants". IDIOT! Even though Ryan agrees to backdoor Matt they continue to push how evil Matt is in the house when actually they're all evil. Chelsia now says the house will target Natalie next week even though Sheila feels that Natalie will be broken from this Matt spell she's under when he leaves.

For Ryan to truely believe these fuckers will keep their word and not put him up and then put up their own "friends" is crazy. James and Ryan shake hands and the deal continues. Joshuah comes up into the HOH room to report Adam will do whatever the house wants with the POV and Chelsia tells Joshuah to slow the fuck down.

Ryan continues to tell them he's down for the plan. Chelsia believes that Ryan won't tell him how the house is after him and hwo putting up Matt "won't break his heart". Then they talk about getting Matt out as "Operation Crooked Eye" that makes Ryan laugh. Chelsia laughs and hugs Ryan telling him she "loves" him.

Joshuah is super happy he has power again and smiles big as he and Ryan exchange words about how great this plan is and how Natalie is next week's target. Joshuah now blames Natalie as the person who put the idea out there that if Matt was on the block that she'd vote him out.

The Ryan tells Joshuah about all the verbal threats Matt has been saying about him. Ryan's annoying coward laugh drives me nuts. I can't wait for one of these houseguests to fuck over Ryan and put him on the block because they all know how much of a fucking pushover Ryan is and how if they go against his word he'll be understanding and accept his fate of being an idiot. Ohh I can't wait.

Ryan really should have kept Matt, let the house target him themselves and get whoever he wanted out of the house OUT! I can hear Sharon's annoying high pitched laugh on the feed voice over, she's happy again knowing she isn't going home. Joshuah gives Ryan that Bro handshake and it's done. Ryan says "Wow" and "how this game changes daily".

Downstairs Joshuah and Sheila talk about how they won't talk to Natalie anymore because she will spill information to Matt. James and Joshuah are LOVING this week now that they have control again without having a POV or HOH. A fucking normal person, not Ryan of course, would look back at all the weeks and see how much POWER Joshuah has had and what he's done with his alliance that Ryan CORRECTLY pointed out Wednesday just blows my mind how stupid these idiots are to continue to push the SHITHOLE alliance of Joshuah, James, Sharon and Chelsia to the fucking end. Hey everyone, just step the fuck aside and let them take the final four spots.

Day 29, Part 3: Well, all I can say is Ryan has come to his FUCKING senses and the house HAS FLIPPED!

It turns out Sheila was given 10,000 bucks from Adam during the POV/luxury comp and then had that money taken from Ryan in the game. Not sure how but Ryan ended up with the money stealing it from Sheila. She later went around the house and thought that was fucked up for him to do that to her and said something about "from a single mother". When Chelsia heard her say this she made a comment about how Sheila is now "going to play that card". You see the whole game Sheila has been talking up a storm how she didn't want to be typecast as the single mother who needs money and now she's playing it and it pissed Chelsia off.

Sheila of course didn't say anything to Chelsia to her face but started bad mouthing Chelsia behind her back. Sheila then went to Adam to tell him all this and realized that Adam cares for her in the game no matter what they've been through and that her place in the house is on Adam's side, not the SHITHOLE alliance's side.

Later outside Matt plays pool with Adam and keeps asking if Ryan has a deal with Joshuah to backdoor him. Matt knows something is up and already in play but only based on his gut feeling. Adam then REVEALS that he hates Joshuah and wants him out. Soon Natalie comes out and talks to Sheila outside and they discuss the SHITHOLE alliance and how they are using Ryan to do what they want.

Finally Ryan comes outside and Sheila pulls him aside because she fears that Chelsia will turn what she said about him into something much worse than it really is. She begins to put things together about how the SHITHOLE alliance is "manipulating" Ryan into doing their dirty work. That Ryan getting out Matt benefits them and not us. That we'll all be picked off by their alliance and how they both agree that Joshuah is the "ring leader" of the group.

Ryan FINALLY starts to see the light of his stupidity and comes to term that his "side" of the house involves Sheila, Adam, Matt, Natalie and him. A power of five. A NEW ALLIANCE! They figure one Chelsia removes herself off the block that when the SHITHOLE alliance thinks Matt is still being backdoored that Ryan throws up Joshuah catching them all off guard and there's no way in hell Joshuah can save himself.

Now Ryan's side of the house controls the votes. He and Sheila count the votes to evict Joshuah. Sheila, Adam, Matt and Natalie. That's all they need. James and Chelsia and vote with them or against them. Either way James and Chelsia are on "their own little isle" while both Sheila and Ryan believe they can pull Sharon onto their side to get rid of James and Chelsia, or at least help get rid of one of them.

The new five person alliance all hang out outside discussing now how they are going to act around the house. Natalie will act like she's depressed that Matt is still getting backdoored and has no hope for him to stay. Matt will act as if he's clueless while Sheila will continue to get information from Joshuah and the SHITHOLE alliance.

Sheila even makes a comment "oh how the tides change". Ryan then talks about after the POV ceremony is over that he's ready for Joshuah and the other members of the SHITHOLE alliance to come after them with insults and words. Ryan gives Matt permission to step up and fight back with his own insults. The house is going to get ugly tomorrow after POV ceremony.

Even at one point Adam tells Natalie and Matt "see, I told you Sheila could get Ryan to sway" and she did!

Later Joshuah and Sharon, who have NO IDEA that the house has changed again, chill out in the hot tub outside. They talk about next week and how Matt will be gone and how Natalie will be next and then after that Sheila. They talk about how once Matt and Natalie are gone that THEY will run this show. Joshuah then goes on to say "We'll run this shit". LOL.

Oh happy day! Ohhhh HAPPY HAPPY DAY! Joshuah's rein of terror ends this week!

Oh What's this??! The Bro and Ho alliance members Adam, Matt and Ryan talk outside about how they may put up James or Joshuah up for eviction once Chelsia uses POV. It seems all of them are upset that James keeps betraying them but what do these numbnuts expect from James who's part of the other alliance.

Later in the couch room a happy Joshuah relaxes on his couch while James relaxes on his. He makes a comment "as long as one of us for win next week" meaning HOH. He still believes his entire alliance will be here for next week. LOL.

Outside Natalie brings her "cheat sheet" to discuss with the BROS and Adam talks about her keeping that shit away but then Ryan is all about "fuck them" and they are all about not giving a shit their alliance is found out.

Later Adam, Ryan and Matt head up to the HOH room to discuss James being the better choice to get sent home this week but they feel they can run all over Joshuah. DAMN IT! But this works out if this week's HOH is an endurance one. I doubt it but at least with James gone an endurance comp won't be won by Chelsia or Joshuah. Maybe Sharon but she would drop if told she was safe.

Outside Natalie talks to Joshuah and Chelsia about how she has this "gut" feeling that Matt is leaving. Both of them continue to play the dumb card that Matt isn't and that either Joshuah or Sheila will be going up. Natalie goes inside and both are quick to start trashing Natalie about how stupid she is and how much of a "freak" she is.

Joshuah then tells Chelsia that James came up with "Operation Beaver Cleaver" as the name for the plan to get Natalie evicted. Both are completely unaware that the house has flipped, that Natalie is playing them for fools and that either James or Joshuah are leaving this week. THEY ARE CLUELESS!

Joshuah says Adam is in the HOH room acting like an idiot who has no idea what he's doing. Chelsia believes Adam is "powerful" and "very intelligent". Joshuah doesn't believe it. Chelsia says Joshuah is "underestimating" Adam.

Then Chelsia and Joshuah, the new potential sub alliance in the SHITHOLE alliance, start to laugh and trash their OWN alliance members. They make fun of Sharon being "out there" and how her and Joshuah "share NOTHING in common". Then Chelsia talks about her "showmance" with James and how she pushes him away and how she feels everyone will target them if he keeps coming at her. It's obvious Chelsia and Joshuah will team up once James gets evicted Wednesday.

Joshuah and Chelsia head into the sauna room to be talk about how they are SO HAPPY that they are now playing for half a million dollars instead of splitting it with their partner. Next they go onto making fun of Natalie. Chelsia makes fun of Natalie who couldn't spell "Cereal" because Natalie spelled "Sereal" yet it's funny when Joshuah spelled chicken as "Chiken".

It's also obvious Natalie will be the brunt of Joshuah's next round of verbal attacks but at least this time Natalie will have Matt, Adam, Ryan and Sheila to back her up when and if Joshuah decides he can rip in on Natalie.

Now Chelisa wants to start cutting off Natalie whenever she "wants to chime in" and make her feel like an idiot. Matt walks into the sauna room and asks them a simple question about how long the sauna will remain on after you turn it off. He leaves and they get back to trashing Natalie and her family stories.

Later Adam is pulled into the sauna room by Joshuah to find out what Ryan has been saying to him. Adam plays it off as if Ryan is a "hard person to read" and that Adam can't tell who Ryan is putting up in place of Chelsia. Adam plays Joshuah and I FUCKING LOVE IT!

Later Sharon goes into the bathroom area to tell Joshuah about how Natalie has talked to her as well about her "intuition" that Matt is leaving this week. Joshuah rolls his eyes on how Natalie is dealing with Matt's "departure". Sharon laughs about how Matt is going home this week and how FUNNY it will be to see Matt "go crazy" when he's put on the block and how much Natalie will be following him around.

Chelsia is nearby and hears this too and laughs about how Natalie will be next week and this week with Matt leaving. They still have NO IDEA about the house flip. CLUELESS!

Joshuah and Sharon believe THEY BELEIVE Natalie is "back peddeling" about how she thinks Matt is going when Joshuah knows she leaked out that "backdoor Matt" plan to Matt who told Ryan. This was before Ryan changed his mind and decided to fuck Joshuah.

Joshuah then talks about how Matt is trying to get Ryan to backdoor him and Sharon says it would be "the stupidiest thing" for Ryan to do this week. Sharon says "he better stick to the plan" as if that's a threat of somekind to Ryan. Joshuah believes Matt is upstairs in the HOH room "begging for his life".

Outside Adam talks to Ryan about his "talk" to Joshuah in the sauna room and how Adam "played" Joshuah about how he couldn't read Ryan. Ryan tells him to tell Joshuah that you don't know what I'm doing. Ryan says if anyone questions what they talk about upstairs in HOH that they are "fucking bros who talk about pussy" and cars.

Meanwhile Sheila is in the living room PLAYING Joshuah into still believing that Matt is going up and going home. Joshuah talks about how Natalie will be the only vote for Matt to stay and how next week she will be the target. Joshuah and Sheila make fake as fuck compliments back and forth to each other.

Over in the bathroom Joshuah and Sharon exchange a few words about how Matt is suddenly not going after Sharon because he doesn't need her this week due to her being on the block. They think it's funny how Matt doesn't need her. Oh but come POV ceremony looks like Sharon will be NEEDING Matt to stay over James or Joshuah being up against her for eviction.

Later Sheila and Natalie talk in the sauna room about how much Chelsia is a bitch and how Sheila is allowed to use the "mother card" that Chelsia said she shouldn't use and how they all talked so much shit about Ryan. Natalie is loving this power trip. It's about time she went on one.

Later Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia talk on their couch beds. James has just woken up from his long day nap. Joshuah laughs hoping if they are good on eviction day that they will get a "surprise". James also has no idea the house has flipped and now he is in danger of going home with no chance of getting himself off the block.

Day 30: James sits with Ryan in the kitchen and James asks Ryan if anything "went down" and Ryan says no, "not really anything going on". Then they talk about this past food competition and James talks about how next week's food comp should be fun... James still has NO IDEA he's the new target this week for Ryan and his NUT SAC alliance!

After some bullshit talk between them Ryan tries to use the excuse that he's tired to escape James. Gross! Ryan reveals he smokes 5 to 10 smokes a day! Disgusting! What's worse is that James ate a full plate of bacon drenched in ranch type saunce. Vomit!

As midnight fades into the night most of the house falls into a sleep of peace and saftey. We'll have to wait at least a day and a half before the shit hits the fan when Ryan puts up James or Joshuah in place of Chelsia. Yeah!

James goes to lay down while our big ol' fat teddy bear Ryan eats strawberries at the kitchen counter. The camera man is bored and has fun with a close up shot of Ryan eating his strawberries and the guinea pigs eating their food. Back and forth shots, back and forth shots. Natalie comes out and then Ryan escapes her as well by finally going upstairs to go to bed.

Ohh if I was in that house I'd love spoon that chunky beefy body all night long.

As the morning comes and goes lots has happened. James and Joshuah continue talk about Matt being backdoored tomorrow while the house has flipped and they still are out of the loop. Matt has also told Natalie he is surprised she is being so devious and lying so much to the other side of the house, he's impressed.

The girls in the Bro and Ho alliance are also out of the loop that James is now the one being backdoored instead of Joshuah. So Ryan tells Sheila about the new change in plan and SHE LOVES IT! Adam wakes up and joins the conversation with Matt and Natalie in the kitchen and all laugh about how the other side has no fucking idea. If they keep this up we are going to have a classic Dustin eviction moment when Ryan announces James will be going up in place of Chelsia when she uses her POV!

Later Sheila and Natalie talk about how it used to be Matt being the one backdoored with Natalie being the only vote for him to stay and now how it has flipped and James will be backdoored and have only one vote to stay, that being from Chelsia. Sheila believes she can pull Sharon onto "their" side but that's not going to happen. Joshuah, Sharon and Chelsia will stick together until they're all gone.

I'm only scarred now that Chelsia will find out about this plan and not save herself to keep James in the game. That she'll "sacrifice" herself for James to win. I can't really see her doing that but a part of me fears she will be that down right dirty enough to do that to fuck the other side.

Over in the kitchen Sheila and Natalie FINALLY bring up how James CHOOSES to be "homeless" and that his mother and sister live in florida in a HOUSE and that he CHOOSES to title himself as "homeless" and how he CHOOSES TO BE FUCKING HOMELESS!

Oh I HATE JAMES! So basically Sheila can't use the "single mother" card now but James can use the "I'm Homeless" card whever he wants. ASSHOLE.

Later inside Joshuah and James CHIT CHAT in the kitchen about how if Ryan doesn't put up Matt that the "whole house will be against him". Joshuah looks outside and talks about stupid Adam is or appears to be. Joshuah now attacks Adam's "baller" persona and how he really isn't a "baller" on the night everyone was making out in the hot tub. Joshuah loves how Matt won't leave Ryan's side and how Matt is "so scared" Joshuah will say something to him.

He calls Matt a "fucking idiot" becuase Matt would have never thought of the "2 week" plan. They also think of way to get out of their "2 week" deal by hoping Natalie gets HOH next week and goes after Ryan. I FUCKIN KNEW they would try to break their deal, one way or another.

Joshuah says she will NEVER win a HOH becuase it isn't drawing or "painting portraits". That all her numbers written down are for tie breakers that she will never get to in a HOH comp. James then brings up the possible endurance comp and how Sharon will "pull through" for their alliance. Then Joshuah says Sharon "will listen to whatever we say" and laughs as he does the puppet strings hand motion.

Joshuah then finds out through James that Matt was the one who mentioned Chelsia's name to be put up this week. James makes a cocky statement on how the "tables have turned" in their favor and how Matt is leaving.

Then they talk about how the "other side" isn't "smart enough" to realize all four of them are in an alliance and "see what we're doing". Joshuah then says "we have it MASTERED". They also call Natalie a "fucking retard". James also tells Joshuah that "you have nothing to worry about".

They also talk about the number of votes each week growing smaller and smaller and how their alliance will CONTROL who goes home but little do they know the other side figured that out as well. Oh DUMBASSUAH and IDIOTAMES.

Later Matt, Natalie and Ryan are in the kitchen. James goes outside and supposely smiles and laughs into Chelsia's direction prompting a paranoid Matt to ask Ryan what they talked about Ryan says nothing really. Natalie talks again about how she's going to play it up that she's sad Matt is leaving.

Minutes later Matt jokes with Natalie "they sure got me. got me. damn. that plan really worked". Matt then tells Natalie he doesn't mind her following him around "like a sick puppy".

Then Matt talks to Ryan outside about tomorrow and the idea that if Chelsia finds out about this plan that she may not use the POV. Ryan believes she will use it and "not risk herself for anyone else". Matt says "they" are going to try and confirm it with you over and over today. Matt makes faces to James and Chelsia saying "say goodbye to each other" and makes kisses noises.

Ryan says he's going to love seeing James be crushed. Matt also throws around the "n" word again. Ryan then talks about how crazy tomorrow is going to be, the "drama" that is about to go down in the house.

Later Joshuah and Adam talk near the treadmill. Adam points out that James is in "love" with Chelsia. Joshuah thinks it's "cute" but also "dangerous". Then inside the house about an hour later Matt talks with Adam about how one of the SHITHOLE alliance saying "we" need to get Natalie on slop next week. They laugh at the "we" comment made.

Adam then jokes that yesterday was a "good day" in the house. YES IT WAS! Outside Joshuah sits on his THRONE in the hot tub as Sharon sits nearby so they can talk about how brillant and smart they are than the rest of the house and how their plans next week will work so perfectly for them. HA HA HA!

Sharon at one point says again how Natalie will be the only vote for Matt and how she will be a target next week. She then tells Joshuah that Natalie told her over in the couch eariler that she would put up Joshuah if she gets HOH but Joshuah believes Chelsia is Natalie's biggest target and that's true.

Outside Sharon tells James about Matt supposely came to her to make an alliance with her and Joshuah before the nominations were made. James calls Matt a "fucking idiot" and will most likely use this to fuck Matt over before he leaves. Matt will of course deny this and who the fuck knows if Sharon is making it up to begin with. Matt put himself in a situation where you could create a lie about him and he's gulity because of previous actions. James then says Matt "said the same thing to me".

Ohhh Joshuah has a meeting of the super minds in HOH with Ryan. Joshuah thinking he's the super mind with Ryan supposely being the idiot Joshuah loves to walk all over. Joshuah is all about tearing Matt apart and also wants to hear that the plan to backdoor Matt is still in full motion. Ryan assures Joshuah it is. LOL.

And remember this, Joshuah has already told Sharon and James outside earlier that he's ready to go AWF on Matt once Matt is backdoored and there's no way out for him. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT DUMBASSUAH!

After Joshuah leaves the HOH room Ryan laughs as his bowl of teddy bear jelly shakes. Ryan makes a comment how Joshuah is going to "hate" him. Soon after Natalie goes up to the HOH room to finish Ryan's self portrait and they talk about how the SHITHOLE alliance thinks they are playing them when in fact now it is the other way around.

Meanwhile Joshuah, James and Chelsia make a fuckin huge funny mess in the kitchen as they have a slop food fight. After they are done they are cleaning up their mess. Joshuah has it all over his chest and face, it looks like dried sand.

Later in the boat room Ryan, Sheila, Natalie and Matt are studing the weird notes on Natalie napkins and are taking all these supposed "clues" from around the house and trying to make something out of it. It's pretty funny to watch because I'm betting they ARE ALL OFF and that theses "clues" together probably mean NOTHING. Natalie is ready for a tie breaker with the count numbers on the sheet but that's it.

Uh Oh! The feeds cut away and the group in the boat room have scattered. Sheila is reading the bible while Natalie comes in without her napkins of notes. It seems Big Brother FINALLY took it away from her but only to supposely "review" it.

They think the cubes in the guinea pig's cage lead to some kind of cruise ship prize or a "boat house" sequestor. What? Let this shit go ladies! It'll fuck you guys over!

Day 30 Part 2: GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! The GAWD DAMN Diary Room has gotten to Chelsia and basically implied that Ryan putting up James or Joshuah instead of Matt is a possibility. Now Chelsia, who's in the kitchen with James and Joshuah cleaning up, says she "never heard Ryan agree to it" meaning putting up Matt but Joshuah says he talked to Ryan earlier and confirmed it. DAMN IT! FUCK YOU DIARY ROOM!

Chelsia now says how it would be smart of Ryan to do that and that she's now gotten James and Joshuah all nervous now. James tells Chelsia to "stop it" and she then points out that "they have been hanging out constently". GAWD DAMN YOU DIARY ROOM! I wanted the shock of a lifetime. The biggest shock in Big Brother History!

Camera zooms in on James and Joshuah who are obviously quiet and thinking. Well Joshuah is picking slop out of his hair while James stares at Chelsia and thinks. GAWD DAMN IT! Yeah! Joshuah just asked James if he's going to talk to Ryan and he says no.

Now James tells her to "start thinking in your head" and not outloud. James tries to read too much into what she's saying thinking she wants to seperate herself from them or that she's telling people in the house and spreading this idea around that could fuck him over. Chelsia gets frustrated and just tells them to "open your eyes" about how the other side have suddenly been hanging around each other.

Chelsia then says "see, they're all out there right now talking" and James looks and says "hmmm". Here comes Ryan inside. He heads into the bathroom area. James just can't stop looking outside and at the others in the house. James' mind is racing, he's thinking Chelsia is probably trying to backstab him but then Chelsia says she's probably thinking she's just paranoid. James looks FUCKED!

Outside Adam, Matt and Ryan work out. Matt talks about his Diary Room sessions loving the "master plan" about to go down and Ryan talks about how he told them about the "war is coming". Ryan then tells his boys to be ready because "tomorrown night the shit is going down".

Ryan then tells Matt about how Joshuah is this "master manipulator" and how it ALMOST got him thinking to get rid of Matt. Ryan talks about how he "gave a good pitch" but when Ryan found out he has Sheila, Adam and Natalie that that was when things change. Ryan now reads into Joshuah's "threats" about how he and Matt were against the "house".

Ryan then says "it's fucking on". Adam then says he never hangs out with "those dudes" meaning how could Ryan think Adam was with them. Matt now encourages Adam to no longer give him smokes. Ryan REVEALS why he's most pissed at James because he claimed to be "one of the boys" and backstabbed them the whole time. Adam says "he's going home" and that's the best idea Ryan came up with and that "Josh is next".

Now they talk about how Sheila is going to "work" Sharon and tell her how Joshuah took his letter from home instead of giving POV to Sharon. Inside James and Chelsia start arguing over cleaning and who should do what. Cuss words are exchanged and then it ends with a "thank you" from James. Basically he doesn't like how Chelsia was telling him to do certain things in the kitchen and Chelsia can read he is still upset over the revealation that they might get fucked this week. I'm sure there's more to the story but who gives a fuck, one of them are leaving this week.

Outside the BROS get pissed about how the SHITHOLE alliance are building some stupid castle out of slop. Then Big Brother calls Matt to the Diary Room and he yells that he's not done with his workout but then Big Brother calls Matt again. YOU DO AS YOUR TOLD MATT!

James cleans with Joshuah and discusses about the possible backstab on them. Joshuah believes Natalie fucked up when she told Matt the plan and just realizes Matt is supposely leaving this week and she's out next week. Chelsia looks unhappy as she vaccums. Miserable bunch they are. James tries to laugh at Chelsia but she half heartly returns one, I expect them to fight later tonight.

Now in the bathroom Chelsia and James discuss why James was pissed off with her. Chelsia now thinks that her alliance members don't trust her. James' argument is "why are our two names brought up". Chelsia tries to walk away saying "fuck it" but James pulls her back to talk. James says he "shook his hand" and Chelsia keeps saying "open your eyes" and how it should make you wonder.

James keeps pushing the idea off because it's obvious that if the house gets wind of this idea that he'll be finished in the game. Chelsia says she doesn't want to talk to Ryan because it might put the idea in his head but she can't believe her "alliance" didn't think of the "negatives" of their plan. James tells her that she needs to "relax".

James then says that Ryan told Sharon that "she's okay". Chelsia says she doesn't trust anyone in the house. James now says that when Chelsia said that how putting up James or Joshuah up instead of Matt was a "smart" move that pissed off James because it looks like something other than what Chelsia really is doing. Both Chelsia and James seem fine now.

James says "so be it I go home" and he goes to sequestor in a "villa". But he doesn't know that he may not even be part of the Jury thanks to a returning houseguest come Wednesday after he's evicted.

Over in the kitchen both Joshuah and Chelsia agree that they will now talk to Ryan again. Joshuah says neither Natalie or Adam are aware of the "2 week" deal. Joshuah now tells Chelsia how to talk to Ryan and how Matt did this and that "blah blah blah" and she wants him to tell her "that he's going up".

Joshuah talks about how Ryan "shouldn't fuck up" because Chelsia "is staying in the game" and that Chelsia FUCKING THREATENS to not use the veto now if Ryan thinks about double crossing her and the "house". OH MY GAWD!

But why would this BITCH not use the POV? For James? She barely knows the fucker for 30 days. So now she thinks Sharon is expendiable? BULLSHIT because Natalie will push to have Chelsia evicted if she chooses not to use the POV.

Later Sheila and Joshuah talk about how Chelsia is paranoid and putting it put there that Ryan could go against the house and put up either him or James. She plays dumb and then talk turns to Chelsia and how she snaps on people. Sheila turns this talk basically into another Chelsia bashing session. Expect Joshuah to tell this to Chelsia.

Here Sheila also reveals that Sharon had the POV but it was stolen from her in the game.

Later Adam spills his talk with James about how if Ryan is still doing the Matt plan. Ryan now doesn't want to talk to the other side of the house anymore tonight. And in another part of the house James and Joshuah wonder what would happen if Chelsia doesn't use POV and which girl they should get rid of. ASSHOLES. Chelsia also wants to make Ryan "swear" on Jen's life that he will backdoor Matt or she'll threaten not to use the POV. STUPID BITCH. Hopefully he'll swear because some people believe it's all in your mind when you swear on someone's life.

Chelsia and James are in the kitchen and Sharon walks by making a comment how everyone is upstairs in the HOH. Then they realize that Sheila is in her room downstairs. Sharon walks away and then Adam comes down from the HOH room to tell James and Chelsia that Matt is trying to find out who's going up in place of Chelsia tomorrow. Adam throws them off.

James talks to Adam outside about getting rid of Matt this week. Adam says "done" and James says "I'm not going against the group of people down here" and how it is a good move to get rid of Matt but James only leaves out that it's a good move for his alliance.

James now talks about how Matt's "M.O" is when he's mad at someone he doesn't talk to a certain person, meaning James.

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March 6, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 5 Featuring Twatoshuah!

Day 26: Today are the goodbye messges. Joshuah is flipping out at how excited he is/was to saying goodbye to Allison. He's practicing it outlound and the word CUNT is involved. Oh Joshuah, you really think that will air? This is CBS we're talking about.

Matt has already started showing physical attention towards Chelsia and Chelsia is allowing him as planned from last night. Remember, Matt wants to flirt with Chelsia to get to James and James wants Chelsia to flirt with Matt and then make fun of him in the Diary Room. James will get jealous and Chelsia WILL enjoy Matt's muscled body on hers.

In another part of the house Allison has later talked to Chelsia and James working them for a vote. Allison's whole pitche is that James can't trust Matt and if she stays she's GOING AFTER Joshuah. Right now no one else in the house wants Joshuah and Sharon out, keeping Allison and Ryan would be keeping someone in the house after them thus keeping the target off James and Chelsia and back on Joshuah and Sharon. COME ON JAMES! Make the smart move! Keep Allison and Ryan! Fuck Joshuah over!

Later outside Matt talks with Chelsia and James about who to vote out this week. They want to do a 2 to 0 vote. James talks about how if keeping Allison and Ryan and they win HOH that they are gunning for Joshuah and Sharon. They also talk about Sheila and Adam not winning anything and just getting to the end. Man oh man it's hard to figure out if James and Chelsia want to screw over Joshuah and Sharon but then again they have to think about jury votes.

Chelsia says "It sucks because I love Allison" and then Matt says "it's not about love". James does look a little torn as to if he wants to turn on Joshuah but who the fuck knows what James is thinking.

James then says that they should go for a "split vote". DAMN IT! Then Matt is asked by James what he thinks. The talk leans towards Allison and Ryan once again going after Joshuah and Sharon but keeps flipping back and forth. Matt then tells James that if James wins HOH that he'll put him up for sure but James says he doesn't know that for sure which means in gay for pay terms YES I FUCKING WILL FUCK YOU AGAIN.

Chelsia LIES saying she wasn't "working" with anyone in the house when they were HOH. Bullshit! She was working with Joshuah and Sharon. LIAR! BITCH SLAP! WHAM!

Then Chelsia goes on again about how she can't trust anyone in this game, not even her own partner. Matt agrees. James now says if Allison and Ryan leave then neither of them have their jury votes. James is now talking about jury votes and how each leaving couple will vote based on how they went out and maybe this will determine who leaves this week!

S-M-R-A-T Natalie chimes saying she isn't thinking about jury votes because she personally thinks the couples will get split up and none of them believe that will happen and how this season is short. Matt says he is happy this season won't last 3 months but maybe it will! I can't wait for Natalie to be RIGHT when this Wednesay's big twist is revealed and hopefully when they all play for HOH that they will play as individuals.

James then tells Matt that he will NOT vote for Allison and Ryan to stay and how the vote will go back to being split. DAMN IT! Matt asks James "you definitely want them out of the house?" regarding Allison and Ryan and James says yes. James is trying to get Matt to split the vote so that Joshuah is the bad guy and he doesn't get the jury vote because he's the one getting someone out and not them.

They shake hands and the DEAL is made. Matt and Natalie will vote out Adam and Sheila while James and Chelsia will vote out Allison and Ryan.

Minutes later Chelsia and James get into a... um... disagreement in the kitchen about how the other is playing and how they are handling this week's plan. She wants one thing, he wants it the other way and she ends up leaving that leads James to say he "hates" his partner.

Later inside Allison is crying in the kitchen about "how it's gotten to this point" meaning eviction and Natalie & Chelsia give her a hug. Allison wipes her tears holding back more emotion all while doing it OUT IN THE OPEN so everyone can see. Oh and James and Chelsia are fine now, they plan to talk to Ryan and Allison later and also have a "hammock talk".

Natalie then talks to Sheila in the hammock and here goes Sheila starting to cry. Natalie goes on about God and others who are "evil' will get theirs and how "God will redeem us". HOLY SHIT GOOD GOD, GOD does not have any fucking part of this game. He's denied entry by his ownself from this shameful unholy house!

Inside Allison eats alone while James and Chelsia talk on a lounge chair. James reveals how Joshuah is wondering why James is hanging around Matt and he tells Joshuah that he's "playing the game". They then figure out what to say to Allison about why they CAN'T vote for her to stay. Something about how Joshuah and Sharon kept their word about keeping them safe this week and how they have do what Joshuah wants or something to that effect.

James then talks about how if they make a deal with both Matt & Natalie and Adam & Sheila that if next week they are on the block against Joshuah and Sharon they have the DEAL vote to stay leaving Joshuah and Sharon out of any deals!

Chelsia brings up the POV next week and how it doesn't make sense if the person who's not on the block uses POV to save a couple then there's no one else to go up in the person's place. THIS MUST MEAN that the couples are getting split up starting Wednesday! Or someone is coming back early next Big Brother week!

OHHH SHIT. Natalie just told Sheila about the plan that James and Matt came up with, the tie vote and how it will all be left up to Joshuah. AHH SHIT. Natalie, KEEP YOUR SHIT SHUT! Sheila now knows this when it was suppose to be a secret because they are playing for jury votes and Sheila may start some more shit up later tonight. Right now she seems fine with it all but let it brew in her head, it will come to a steaming boil!

Over by the pool Adam and Matt and probably James are jumping in the pool. BB's sexy male voice comes over the P.A. to tell them to no longer jump "360" style and to clean off the windows. The boys get Joshuah to clean up with windows and Sheila thinks it's "unbelievable". She tells Joshuah "great job" and says "that shows exactly how they are" meaning the other boys in the house. It's apparent that Sheila is working Sharon and Joshuah for the vote if it comes to a tie. She has no clue what's really going on and feels the need to be nice and buddy buddy with Joshuah and Sharon for the vote to stay if the evcition vote comes to a tie.

Well at least Matt has some kind of fucking heart. He's told other people in the house that the Natalie blowjob "rumor" was started by Amanda. Either he's embarrassed now about it or he doesn't want people to use that against her when things get more personal down the line.

More talk about the houseguests getting split is coming up more and more. Sharon, James, Chelsia and Joshuah agree that if Big Brother does split everyone that they become an alliance of four and stick together. Damn... I was so hoping for some backstabbing to begin. Maybe someone other than them will get HOH and pit them against each other to finally destroy their alliance. Hopefully.

What the fuck is going on with these immature houseguests? James and Joshuah want to hide Natalie's Bible. I can already picture GOD himself saying "oh shit, no you didn't just go there with my HOLY WORD!" Expect either James and Joshuah to undergo some kind of mystery illness once they hide Natalie's Bible. Don't mess with GOD.

It also appears James is not down with Natalie and Sheila pushing the bible on them every second and using it when they fight or argue about anything. James believes them to be hypocrites but then again EVERYONE, EVEN YOU JAMES, is a mutha fuckin hypocrite. So shut the fuck up James, shut the good GAWD living fuck up.

Later in the HOH Sharon has heard about the hiding bible game tatic and she doesn't agree with that and Joshuah is quick to stay that is all James' doing. They both talk about that being "Bad Karma" and Sharon says she'd be pissed if someone did that to her.

Then our Big Ol' Queen Bitch Joshuah moans and whines about not wanting to share a bathroom with other people anymore and he wants to stay up in the HOH room away from all those people downstairs. He's dreading tomorrow when he's no longer HOH. Oh Dumbassuah, all good things come to an end, even your rein of terror.

Later Allison talks with Sheila in the sauna room about certain things Chelsia let SLIP out of her rancid mouth. Chelsia made 2 comments that has Allison becoming fully aware that Chelsia and James are voting to evict them. She tells Sheila this for one reason and one reason only, to SICK Sheila on James and Chelsia. Allison WANTS Sheila after James and Chelsia.

Allison then talks about how Big Brother is going to bring back a couple and shows with her hands about how many weeks per ratio to how many weeks are left this month. Allison is content with leaving but she's amped for the chance to return to the game.

Then they talk about how if Allison leaves tomorrow, a few days pass and then the alarm goes off and a couple returns to the house.

Over in the storage room Joshuah is talking with Chelsia about the HOH TV remote is "gone" and the TV is not on. He asks if last week when she had HOH if they had the "remote" the entire stay upstairs and she says yes.

Now they wonder if the alarm will go off tonight and something happens to the house.

Later in the HOH Joshuah is freaking out slash entertaining his minion alliance of James, Sharon and Chelsia. They discuss the "siren" that may or may not go off before Allison leaves and how Natalie is supposely writing numbers down on a "napkin" and how Joshuah will go to the Diary Room, tell on her and have them take it away from her.

They also talk about couples being called into the Diary Room together which is something they never do unless it's for a goodbye speech or eviction vote. Joshuah is also freaking out about the "remote" for his spy screen and it being shut off so he can't see what's going on downstairs. They then all talk in their mic's about Natalie cheating and breaking the rules on writing on napkins.

Then seconds later we hear the Big Brother speakers call for Natalie and all of the SHIT HOLE alliance cheer "you're going down bitch" and how she should get a penalty nomination. Joshuah is talking a mile a minute, pacing around HIS room worried about the "siren" and how it may save Allison, which it probably won't.

Later outside Adam and James are laughing about Natalie's "cheat sheet" and how she was going around the entire house and counting everything and writing the count down. Adam laughs saying he went into her dresser drawer and pulled it out and "mesmorized" it. Adam's annoying laugh and bug eyed face is hightened as he talks about knowing everything that was on the sheet. James laughs along but wanted that cheat sheet for himself and is uneasy about Adam knowing what numbers were written on there.

Day 27: As midnight comes and goes Sheila is upstairs in the HOH yapping about nothing no one cares about to Sharon who listens and acts as if she gives a shit when we all know she's only playing for a jury vote because Sharon BELIEVES she will be in the final 2.

Downstairs James and Chelsia crawl into bed, Chelsia has her entire body turned away from a very horny James who tries to kiss her and she pulls her head back. The rest of the house is scattered around waiting... waiting... waiting for the siren that Big Brother promised would go off at any time.

Natalie and Matt talk in the living room and Natalie notices something on the wall pointing it out to Matt. Not sure what she pointed at because it was off camera but earlier the Big Brother cameras zoomed in on a picture hanging on the wall above the living room. Hmmmm...

Seconds later Matt is in the bathroom with Ryan who's brushing his teeth and sticking his toothbrush to the back of his throat, Ryan's got a secret hot deep throat tolerance... me thinks he's bisexual!!!

As Ryan leaves the bathroom Natalie comes by with her "napkins" filled with information regarding things she's supposely counted in the game. She grabs her mic and Matt takes a seat on the bathroom couch to get told all about it when we get the FIREPLACE. When the feeds return some minutes later Natalie is called to the Diary Room and has those napkin pieces in her hand. She enters the Diary Room most likely to explain her napkins while Matt lays on the bathroom couch waiting to talk.

Sheila walks into the bathroom and finds out from Matt that Big Brother did request to see what the "drawings" on the napkins were all about and Sheila even plays it off as it is probably nothing and she does say she noticed, along with the rest of the house, Natalie counting stuff and writing on the napkin.

After Sheila leaves to go to bed here come Natalie with the napkins. It seems Big Brother told her it was okay and she shows them to us and Matt. Natalie says there are 69 nail polish bottles. There are 5 different type of plates in the house. 27 figurines in the house. 4 fishing rod. 9 logs, 14 pillows on the couch, 14 vases, 5 bears, 12 lamps, 12 glasses on the boat next to the spiral staircase, 8 curtains, 8 chairs, 8 vases on teh wall behind the couch, 8 ducks, 8 love pictures, 8 pillows on the bed, 8 signs on the sauna room, 9 radios, ten oars, ten different types of animals, etc.

Now Matt and Natalie figure that tomorrow they will do nothing but count everything in the house. I will also mention that James has also been counting things and is very fearful of his biggest competition in the house counting things when he thought he was the only doing it. He has pointed out that there are alot of items in the house that adds up to number "8".

Minutes later they get into bed and Sheila is there QUICK AND READY to ask if Natalie got in trouble with the "napkin" everyone in the HOH room was talking about earlier. She says "no, I just can't share it with anybody". Sheila takes this piece of knowledge and sleeps on it. Expect her to get up and start telling everyone.

Upstairs Sharon is on her POWER TRIP talking to Joshuah about how "we run this house" and how everyone comes to them for their opinions. Joshuah agrees. Now they talk about how James and Chelsia "were not as smart as we thought" because they won a majority contest.

What'd I miss? What'd I miss? Apparently an epic dog fight between Allison and Matt! The whole argument started with Allison FINALLY realizing she's going home and how she believes Matt and Natalie screwed her over this week, I'm guessin this bitch wanted Matt and Natalie to use POV on her or at least give them a vote to stay this week so that all she had to do was work Chelsia but nothing when the way she planned.

Now she blames Matt for the reason she's going home this week when she should be blaming herself and her entire gameplay. It started out fresh and very Will like but then turned into a nutcase mess.

Matt, in the fight with Allison, continues to ellude to the fact that he can tear Allison down worse than Joshuah can and she keeps saying "ohh you're scary" and then Allison talks about how if she comes back into this game by a twist that she's been "holding" onto some vital information but then Matt is fucking perplexed as to why she could be holding onto bullshit when she should be using it right now while she's on the block.

At the end of the fight Matt points out that the ONLY reaosn you're leaving this week is because of YOU and not your partner Ryan, YOU!

Oh Dear GAWD, Allison's blame game continues. She's blaming Joshuah for "whispering" answers to Sharon during the past HOH comp and how she could have won if that wasn't the case and then she blames the eviction of Jen and Parker and how she and Ryan should have aligned with Alex and Amanda as well as Jen and Parker on week one and how they would have "teared up the house".

Later Allison and Ryan talk in the sauna room about how they are trying to figure the mathmatical "8" equation that the house keeps coming back to in any math problem. Then the lights in the ENTIRE house flicker and they quickly return back on. They both look at each other and you hear Sheila talking about something is going on. She knocks on the sauna room door and scares the crap out of Allison.

They all believing "it's starting". Allison now goes around the house to see if anyone else saw that "flash". Adam and Chelsia were asleep on the couch while Allison is in the couch room grabbing something and the lights flicker again. She screams running around as others start noticing the lights flickering.

Another important note is the houseguests are on an Indoor Lockdown. Ohhh Allison also told Ryan about her being a "professional gambler" and Ryan is shocked that none of this was revealed to him during the game, he still can't understand why she would bullshit everyone and tell him nothing.

Meanwhile Natalie has counted the books on the 2nd floor, she says there's close to 2,000 books on the wall. This girl is on a counting frenzy.

Later James, Chelsia, Adam and Matt are chilling in the couch room talking about airplanes and either fucking on them, jerking off on them and/or using the actual restroom. Apparently James admits again that he jerked off on the plane ride out to the show.

They also wonder if the game is going to turn into a singles competition because they are NOT going to practice HOH like they always do. Usually the producers of the show get the houseguests to go outside, take their places and know exactly where they are going to stand once the live show starts. This time they aren't even doing that because as I suspected, along with everyone else, that tonight's HOH will have spots for everyone to play as singles.

I aslo believe that Allison and Ryan will get evicted and then it will be up to us, via America's Choice, to bring back only 1 houseguest into the game. Once that happens we will have a jury of 7 people with two finalists. That's how I suspect things to go down this week. I also believe the person who returns will have immunity but then could also be backdoored this week via Kaysar when he returned during season 6.

Day 27 Part 2: And then there was the TWISTS. First came the live eviction. Allison and Ryan were voted out by a 2 to 0 vote. They said their goodbyes, walked to the door and discovered it was locked. The SIREN went off and Allison went nuts happy. Everyone went nuts. They all gathered to the living room to discover that the game is no longer to be played by couples but everyone is now single.

Next came the business of getting someone evicted between Allison and Ryan. After a live vote Allison was evicted by a 6 to 0 vote. Allison was said and was told by hypocritcial bitch Joshuah how her making up a lie about being a lesbian was so horrible yet Joshuah is allowed to lead everyone to believe he's bisexual. Either way both Joshuah and Allison lie about their sexuality for various reason they believe are the right reasons.

Now comes HOH. Everyone is eliminated except Adam and Ryan. After 2 questions comes the third that gives Ryan HOH! Everyone cheers and jumps up in excitement except for the SHITHOLE alliance that is James, Chelsia, Joshuah and Sharon. Their rein of terror is over. No more back to back HOH's.

The entire house was already planning on going after this alliance that claims isn't an alliance.

Later Joshuah and James FREAK THE FUCK OUT in the sauna. They talk about how fucked they are and how Chelsia will not be this "social butterfly" and how Sharon is freaking out. James says he told Allison to "go fuck yourself" and he feels Ryan may hold that against him. Both agree that they no longer want to jump in an "alliance" and be loners in the game.

They then believe Chelsia will "shut down" from James and seperate herself from him. James HATES this while Joshuah believes Sharon will always be by his side. I DON'T THINK SO! Sharon will do ANYTHING for the money and to get to the final 2 spots and if that no longer includes Joshuah, then she will write him off.

Game over for one of the SHITHOLE alliance. And on top of this someone evicted, including Allison, will come back into the house and play for the half a million dollars! The houseguests have already come to the conclusion that no one is coming back due to the numbers of the jury and who's left to play in the house. Little do they know, LITTLE DO THEY KNOW. Someone is coming back!

Back in the suana both James and Joshuah feel that Sheila and Adam are safe because they are weak. James is seriously depressed at the change in the game. It's not so easy now MUTHA FUCKER! Joshuah now talks about how he "never attacked him" meaning Ryan. They both agree they will know tomorrow who's going up on the block. ANNNNDD BREAK! James leaves Joshuah to sulk over the twist.

In other aftermath news Matt is ALL ABOUT a bro's before ho's alliance. He wants him and Adam to team up with Ryan and James and take the rest of the house out. But why would Matt want to work with James after how James has treated him? James will destroy this alliance if it even comes to the light of day. Bad idea DUMBASS Matt!

Over in the kitchen Natalie is a little bit depressed that her and Matt are no longer a "couple". She felt that they were finally starting to work together as one. Also Matt has been jokingly distancing himself from Natalie telling her to get off of him and to not talk to him anymore. This douche bag has even went as far as to kick Natalie out of the bed and for HER to move to another bedroom. Natalie is now in the "cursed" boat bedroom. Everyone who has stayed there has been evicted from the house.

Outside Joshuah and Chelsia play "nice" with Ryan and talk about how Allison left and how she's feeling now and how fun HOH will be. BLAH BLAH BLAH, one of you fuckers are going home, get used to it!

Ryan tells Joshuah that there is "something" between him and Joshuah because of Allison and Joshuah is quick to tell Ryan he never went after him and how it was all about him but Ryan doesn't agree with how Joshuah plays, he of course hasn't told this to his face yet, but expect Joshuah to be a potential nominee due to his behaviour towards women in the house.

Uh oh! Adam and Matt are over on the pool table talking about the new game when Sharon comes over. They ask her opinion and she's talking about how she doesn't know how to think anymore. Then Matt reaches his arm around her and hugs her joking to Joshuah who's over in the hot tub how Sharon can now be his "girl". Then he DISMISSES Sharon and tells her "Now go out and play" as he waves his hand as if he's done with her.

Sharon, with her back to Matt gives this face of disgust. She's the type that won't take that kind of joking abuse and you can expect her to retell this incident to the other women once they get HOH. Matt is such a cocky idiot who thinks he has power yet has none. NONE!

Inside Ryan is sitting on the kitchen counter amazed at how he's still in the game, HOH and reflecting on everything. Adam talks with him about everything and trashes Sheila to Ryan about how "she's a nervous wreck now". Ryan then BEING THE GRAND OL' IDIOT HE IS mentions how "she may need to be worried tomorrow". That Sheila is "definitely an option".

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? Talk about a waste of a fucking HOH. Go after the people who are in the best position to win based on their likeable personalities. Make them fight against each other and actually work for votes. Make their ASSHOLE personalities come to light. Oh wait, they also talk about Josh and Sharon being possible targets this week! YEAH!

Ryan now talks about Sheila being the "most worthless" person in the house. Here comes Sheila walking inside. They make small talk.

Minutes later Ryan gets called to the Diary Room while a plane flies over the compound. Everyone is outside and waves goodbye to Allison. So mean but funny. Matt, over on the outside couch, talks about finding Natalie a new "soulmate" in the house aka Adam. James thinks Matt and Natalie will be the bickering couple while Sheila says she's in "heaven" now that her and Adam are no longer soulmates.

Inside Sharon talks about how "SCARED" she is now and how she thought she had this game "in the bag". HA HA, Sharon who was so over confident last week is now showing signs of weakness. Sharon HAS to know all her bullshit speeches to everyone how she has all these "good" relationships with everyone will make her a new target for favorite to win.

Outside they all talk about the live show and how freaked out Joshuah was and Sheila thanks everyone for voting to keep them in the house and had the vote been between Adam and Sheila that she knows full well that she would have been evicted over Adam.

Chelsia then SCREAMS "We're fighting to win $500,000 dollars again!" Sheila now talks about someone returning and everyone shakes their head no and that Allison is doing interviews the day after. IDIOTS.

Inside there's talk from Sharon to Adam how Jacob, from week one, was best fucking friends with him, Ryan and James. This BITCH uses Jacob's friendships to get in good with Adam who she knows is in good with Ryan. She NEVER stops playing.

Minutes later Ryan comes out and says the famous line "Who wants to see my HOH room?" Everyone goes upstairs and inside. Ryan gets Bone Thugs CD, one that wasn't on his "list" but he thinks it's "okay". Shiela is full of bullshit compliments on his photos. Joshuah works HARD trying to be all buddy buddy with Ryan after last week.

As people filter out we await to see who's left to talk game. Natalie and Chelsia are left up there as Ryan talks about how he feels "lonely" up in the room as he's been use to couples. Matt comes back up after leaving to be the one to talk game.

Downstairs Joshuah and James talk about how much shit they are in for. Joshuah admits to wanting to talk to Ryan tomorrow and he will let the "other birds chirp" up in the HOH room now. Sharon walks in and talks with Joshuah who feels that he's putting him on the block, "for sure". Sharon tries to find ways to save Joshuah but come on BITCH, he's alone in this game now, let him rot on his own!

Both admit that Ryan is "gunning for us" and how shocked they were when he won and how their whole "game plan" was completely blown up in that instance. YEAH! Sharon then asks Joshuah who he trusts in this game and he points to her... but then says he trusts James and Chelsia "kind of" and how Chelsia is a "little" and motions with his hand how she is iffy.

Back in the HOH room Chelsia, Matt and Natalie won't leave. Finally Chelsia leaves and Matt and Natalie are first up to talk game with Ryan or more so WORK Ryan. Matt pushes for how James and Chelsia were difficult to deal with when it came to keeping Allison and Ryan. He also talks about how Joshuah was mean about being the one who would have taken them out of the game had the vote come to a tie.

Ryan then tells them that they are safe in a way and how James and Chelsia are quiet and in an alliance with Joshuah and Sharon. DUMBASS Matt is quick to say James is no longer in an alliance with them so that later he can push the "bro" alliance but both Natalie and Ryan agree they are an alliance of four. Then Adam comes up and they discuss how Sheila has the "balls" to ask for one of Ryan's ONLY four beers.

Then they talk about how all four in the SHIT HOLE allaince are nervous as fuck. They all laugh how the four thought they had the game "locked" and how Joshuah and all them are trying to put on a "smile" for them. So there are your four targets this week, like I said, James, Chelsia, Sharon and Joshuah. ONE of them are going home this week.

Then Matt talks about how Sharon is so fucking quiet now. Ryan then says he won't talk about what he's planning on doing right now and they all respec that. Up comes Sheila and Chelsia and game talk stops.

Downstairs James talks with Sheila about how he "likes Chelsia alot" and how they are no longer a "couple" and how now it's like "how can I even trust her now". Ohhh GOOD MOVE shit head because anything you tell Sheila this BITCH will deliver it to Chelsia on a silver platter. Adam comes into the kitchen and gets some gentle advice from Adam how to cook something. You KNOW Sheila is biting her tongue now when she's around Adam because now he can go AWF on her and she has no power in the house to do anything about it.

Now Sheila tries to get Adam to reassure James about how the partners can still work together and be together but Adam's unresponsive return to Sheila's point gets her to believe her and Adam's anything is over. Now James tries to talk about how he's not going upstairs in the HOH to "suck someone's left nut" and "listen to his music" type stuff. James even believes Ryan isn't thinking about the game. Oh little does James know.

As James leaves the kitchen he makes a comment about Chelsia "my ex partner is now up there sucking balls". HA HA HA! James goes into the couch room to chit chat with the rest of his dead alliance aka Joshuah and Sharon. Joshuah says Chelsia is "done with us". Sharon now tries to put out ideas about how they can work Ryan but Joshuah feels like he and James will be going up on the block.

James and Joshuah agree not to talk "game" with them. Sharon's plan is to let both James and Joshuah up on the block, get POV and use it and backdoor Matt. OHHH NOT GONNA happen bitch. You Twat. You Skank. Deal with the idea that someone from your SHITHOLE alliance is going down!

James continues to think Chelsia sucks how she was in his bed this whole time with him "doing stuff" and how she's in the HOH room now. Sharon says that maybe Chelsia is up there now trying to "save us". BULLSHIT. Then James informs Joshuah what Matt is saying. How Matt told Ryan that they voted 2 to 0 vote for eviction so that Joshuah wouldn't have the "satisifaction" of voting Allison and Ryan out. Joshuah is shocked to hear this and Sharon is pissed to hear this.

But little do they know that Ryan believes this and is actually agreement with Matt that Joshuah didn't have that kind of eviction power. Now James talks about playing a "quiet game" and Sharon continues to push the Matt angle. James also regrets having that fight outside with the boys the other night.

Upstairs in the HOH room Matt, Ryan and Chelsia talk game. Chelsia brings up how James found out that Matt wanted to go after her and they figure it was Sharon. Once again Sharon and Joshuah's names are coming up as people to be thrown under the bus.

Minutes later Matt tells Natalie to put something in the garbage can but she says "I'm not your bitch anymore! Do it yourself!" and everyone is shocked and happy at this. Matt laughs it off. Chelsia finds James and asks if he wants to talk. He says yes and off they go to the sauna room.

Chelsia CLAIMS to have called Ryan out on how him, Adam and James being a new team together and they joked with her about "filling out an application" and she was like "fuck you" but didn't really say that to them but wanted to. She now tells James that if she can't win she wants him to win... even though James has already started bad mouthing her behind her back.

Chelsia now says she doesn't trust Matt one bit. She trusts Ryan and Adam more. James wonders if she thinks that's a good move to take, the boy alliance. James is all like "keep your enemies close" regarding him joining the "boys" alliance. James now says "I honestly really like you" and she says "I do too". James is all about not wanting to be afraid to "peck her" meaning kiss her but Chelsia thinks they should keep their distance from each other.

James is still trying to guilt Chelsia into sleeping in the same bed with him because he can't sleep without her, blah, blah, blah. Chelsia still wants to keep her distance. James then points out he's out of cigarettes and how he will be "nuts" for the next few days. HORNY JAMES is back to talking about kissing her without smoke breathe. He's so about getting his giant dick into her angry pussy.

James is happy again as he rests his head on her knee. Here we go! James moves in and starts kissing her really hard. I'm thinking the camera rolling around gets him into sex mode. James and Chelsia make the fuck out. Now they pull apart and he tries to kiss her again but she stops him.

James says it is okay for her to do her own thing in the house to better their game. James starts to backtrack what OTHERS might be saying about them and how Chelsia was acting differently so quickly after the couple seperation. He's trying to cover his ass when his comments about her get out back to her in the house.

Then Chelisa brings up how Matt is already pulling her aside talking about how they can kiss and makeout now and James says for Chelsia to do whatever she can to better her own game and if that means "doing stuff with Matt" will get her further and then they also figure out that messing with Matt will still effect Natalie but who cares now that they are all single.

Later in the kitchen Joshuah reveals that he has repeatedly tried to ask Big Brother about updates regarding Neil and they won't tell him anything, Joshuah says they act like he "never existed". Wow!

Later talk in the crowded kitchen gets around back to Alex and how he got the shaft leaving so early in the game. Even Chelsia thinks he would have gotten further in the game. But they ALL agree, except for Matt, that his "impressions" got old "real quick", especially his "chipmunk voice". Good Gawd GTVB thinks America will definitely vote Alex back in and bring back his annoying humor. DAMN IT!

Ohh that douche bag! Matt is now showing Joshauh and Adam Natalie's napkin and notes she's been taking on the whole house!

Later Ryan reveals to Matt and Adam that Allison was a professional gambler and how she's won so much money for "bookies" and "clients" and how she's banned from certain casinos, how Allison started when she was 21, how when she wanted to buy something she went to the casino and won 10 g's and then bought what she wanted, how Allison paid for her last house with "straight out cash"... both are just shocked and Adam and Matt look at her in a whole new way. Adam is NOW saying "I love her"

Uh Oh! Ryan just said "send me to sequestor so I can learn this shit" meaning he doesn't care about winning this game and he's excited about making money outside the house with Allison who also tells him to give her 40,000 bucks and she'll turn it into 100,000 thousand dollars. But really, can Allison ever show her face in a casino now without being ratted out?

SNAP! Hey RYAN, get your head back in the game, this is 500,000 thousand dollars! And you don't have to pay anyone 40,000 bucks to get it, just WIN!

Ohhh over in the boat room Joshuah and Sharon are already working for votes. Both Sheila and Natalie promise their votes to Joshuah in case he goes up against James. Natalie is still pissed at James for treating her like "shit" last week.

Chelsia comes in as Natalie leaves. Chelsia says Ryan doesn't know who to put up but she says some BULLSHIT about how Ryan Stragetically should put none of them who's in the room up. Now these MORONS think Ryan should put up Adam and Matt! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME CUNT! Shut the hell up all of you. It's like Joshuah putting up James and Sharon because they are favorites to win, you DON'T turn on your friends! Stupid idiots.

Joshuah keeps harping how he never went after Ryan personally but he doesn't acknowledge that Joshuah was very willing to get rid of Ryan with Allison because Joshuah felt Ryan was expendible plus Joshuah made fun of how "fat" Ryan was last week and how stupid and dumb he was. Karma is the 17th houseguest and Karma is kicking ass!

Day 28: Morning comes and we have what else but masturbation talk. Ryan tells Joshuah he jerked off in the shower in a spot where the camera supposely can't see. And with common knowledge that Joshuah IS going on the block spreading around the house, mostly because Joshuah keeps saying it, Sheila plans to NOT tell him how she's voting so that he can know how it feels when his alliance members James and Chelsia felt the need to tell her which way they were voting.

Oh Adam.. He and Sheila had the best night's sleep mainly due to each of them having their own bed. Sheila slept in the boat room, on the broken bed and not the "cursed" bed and pretends it's like her getting her own HOH room with her own bed and her own dressers. Adam kept the bed in the pink room and loved Sheila's awful breath free zone and personal space to kick his legs around.

Chelsia is also announcing to her SHITHOLE alliance that her and James are no longer a "couple" and broke the fuck up. This would be the perfect excuse for Chelsia to seperate herself from James and his horny giant dick. Sometimes I can't fucking tell if Chelsia is REALLY into him or just being "nice" to James... it's stomach churning irritating how she treats James. You either tell him you are interested and not looking to have sex in the house so he stops trying to fuck you in your bed or tell him you're not interested in him in or outside the house. Just be STRAIGHT UP with him! BITCH!

And we get LIVE FEED insight into the food challenge. Oh and it's a fucking messy one at that. What a surprise, it seems the food challenge may be an entire house challenge again with no signs of slop, I could be wrong. The challegne involves them jumping in a pool of some kind of juice and pull out letters to spell a word that represents an item of food they want for the week. Beer is on the list. Turkey, Yougurt. Meat.

The house may be divided into teams. The SHITHOLE alliance is on one team: Joshuah, Sharon, Chelsia along with Sheila. The rest of the house is on the other team: James, Matt, Natalie, Adam. It seems Ryan is hosting and not in the mess.

HA HA HA! Team SHITHOLE is on SLOP! Joshuah, Sharon, Sheila and Chelsia are all on SLOP! Expect them all to blame Sheila for this failure. Oh how the mighty have fallen so damn hard. FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND BITCHES AND TWATS!

Joshuah and Sharon both have these looks of defeat splashed all over their once cocky faces. Chelsia seems upbeat while Sheila won't stop talking about what went wrong and this just has be eating away at Joshuah. Remember he's been off carbs for over a week now and this new diet is going to fuck with his stomach, giving him craps, the shits, but at least he'll loose weight, that's what he's always wanted.

Oh and if Joshuah is the first to leave this week then it surely will be JOY JOY JOY, peace and harmony in the house. Last night he talked about how he would hate to be the first person in the jury because you're stuck in that jury house for almost 7 weeks doing NOTHING the whole time. Oh it sucks to be you Joshuah- but wait, if someone's coming back the numbers don't add up. Whoever leaves this week is out of the jury and the game! They think they are in the jury but they're not. But then again he could be because this season could brings up a final 3 for the first time. Surivovr does it with their big casts, might as well Big Brother now.

As the house gathers around the shower area and bathroom area there's cocky talk from James about how he will make Slop for Chelsia. Natalie and others tell him that's not nice but since when did James care. He laughs it off and says it again. Chelsia has this look with a smile of "oh no he didn't just go there". Joshauh walks into the bathroom quiet and miserable!

Minutes later Joshuah talks with Ryan about how he won't say stuff like "I'll suck your dick" to get off the block and Joshuah is his "fun gay self all the time". Joshuah is so humble and trying to get himself off the potential block and how he never verbally attacked him. Ryan does say "we'll see what happens" and for him to not to stress... WHAT? Fucking make Joshuah squirm!!! Hearing Joshuah be nice to Ryan is like nails on a chalkboard. I shutter thinking about it.

Great. Fucking Great. Right now in the HOH room the "bros" Matt, Adam and Ryan welcome in James and Ryan is quick to tell James he has NOTHING to worry about this week. Matt is all about the Bro's alliance. Chelsia comes in as James walks out and there's talk about Sheila screwing up the red team that Chelsia was on. They also mention how Natalie and Sheila are now joined at the hip.

Then they talk about how Matt "snagged" all the blue team clothes when they were picking the teams and how Matt asked who wanted to be on his team and how supposely Natalie grabbed it out of his hand as he thew one to James. WHY JAMES? He treated you and Alex like shit the week you were both up and lied to you about nominating you, now you want to work with him??? Matt is an idiot. Once double crossed, twice doubled crossed, thrice double crossed, fourth-ice double crossed and now you're Matt's enemy. LOSER!

OH. MY. GAWD. Coward Ryan is going after 2 women in the house! What!?!? Ryan and Matt talk about putting up Sharon and Sheila and how if Sheila leaves this week that no one will hold it against him... WHAT? People will still come after you because you're an idiot and you wasted a HOH getting someone out no one gave a shit about and could NEVER win the money.

Then James comes up to the HOH and hears the plan. He says that Sharon going up against Sheila is a good idea. James then tries to bring up how good of a player Sharon is and if your goal is to get out Sheila to put up Natalie next to her. Big Brother calls Natalie and she is taken out of the HOH room so the "boys" can get back to talking. James keeps bringing up Natalie and Sharon and how if Ryan doesn't put up Sharon that you have "someone in good" with the "people downstairs".

Basically Joshuah isn't a target, they want to keep him in the house because he'll be "weak". Adam comes in talks about how Sheila isn't aligned with anyone and then Matt talks about how getting Sheila out later could get a better idea.

Joshuah's name comes up again and James says that if Joshuah doesn't go home that he'll come after you next week... but he JOSHUAH already went after Ryan last week! Ryan was basically expendible.

Now Matt says putting up Sharon and Joshuah would be not be the "best" move but if Ryan did put them up to just say they are a "strong couple" after the house break up. Matt then talks to James in front of Adam and Ryan now about how they were both planning on messing with each other with their partners and how Natalie would be hurt by that and James CLAIMS he wouldn't be hurt with Matt messing with Chelsia.

Now Ryan says Joshuah and Sharon both going up is not a possibly. Now the names Chelsia and Sharon come up. YEAH! Adam tells James that Chelsia is a "devious" one. Ryan doesn't want to put up Chelsia but Matt pushes that Chelsia against Sharon would guarenette her going home. Then Ryan says that if this plan gets out into the house that he'll find out who did it and BACKDOOR them.

Adam is quick to say he doesnt' talk to anyone and Matt says the same thing. James says nothing. Ryan now likes the idea of putting up Chelsia and won't tell her before hand so that she doesn't try to talk him out of it. Ryan, the COWARD that he is, is afraid that Chelsia will turn the house against him but James reassures him that he'll talk to Chelsia and make her not feel so bad.

Then they talk about if Sharon gets POV that Joshuah or Sheila would go up. Now they talk that if Sheila goes up that she may go home. They believe she'll be weak for POV and HOH this week due to her being on slop. Now the Bro Alliance tries to come up with reasons why Ryan is putting up Sharon and Chelsia.

Minutes later they break and head downstairs in the living room. Chelsia takes a seat and asks Ryan if he's ready. He says "not really" but he is, thanks to his Bro alliance.

Later Ryan is told by Joshuah that he doesn't want to go up on the block and that he'll be Ryan's "bitch" for the week if he doesn't put him up. Ryan, being the BIGGEST DUMBASS, promises Joshuah that he won't BACKDOOR the fucker! What?

Now Ryan has told Chelsia that she's going up as a pawn. WHAT? This big teddy chunky bear is sooo scared of Chelsia's possible wrath that he tells her beforehand to avoid her mouth later. He should have not told her, let her react afterwards and THEN tell her after the nomination ceremony that she is the pawn but then again either or the bitch is on the block and she ain't gonna forget this Ryan.

Chelsia, being the big bitch she is, attempts to hide the coffee away from Sheila so that she'll go nuts and possibly be a target this week but Big Brother tells Chelsia that it is useless to hide anything that people are on slop need to survive because they'll just keep replenishing the supplies daily. She announces this to the entire house playfully angry her plans were foiled.

Later Chelsia is in the boat room with Ryan, Adam and Matt. Adam tries to straddle Chelsia but laughs with her about it. Matt invites her to lay down in bed with him but she won't. She's obviously not happy going up as a pawn but she's going up. Ryan then tells the "boys" to tell her that "she's fine". Chelsia now lays down with Chelsia as James walks in to see what's going on. PERFECT timing for James to walk in on Matt spooning Chelsia! PERFECT!

Now Chelsia tells the boys she knows she's going up. Adam makes a comment about how "we" decided to tell her and Ryan smiles. Matt than keeps the illusion that it is not final and that anyone can go up. This new very open DUMBASS Boys alliance is beyond stupid. If they expect to make it the final four spots without any problems they are all delusional, capital D Delusional!

Chelsia now wonders if they win POV would they keep it the same. Matt lays down over Chelsia's body and talks about how Chelsia "was gunning for me last week". Matt thinks it's okay to roll all over Chelsia's body. Now Chelsia tells the boys that she LIED to Joshuah moments ago about how she didn't know who Ryan was putting up.

Now Chelsia plays around with the "application" to the boys alliance is still being considered. Remember last night she told James that she doesn't trust any of them and that both her and James will be using these idiot "boys" to further themselves in the game. Chelsia wonders who the other nominee against her will be. She wonders Sheila but they won't tell her.

Matt then waves "goodbye" to Chelsia and laughs it off. This cocky behaviour Matt and Adam are spilling all over the house is turning them into HUGE targets in the days to come.

Day 28, Part 2: It's official. Chelsia and Sharon are on the block! Natalie, Sheila, Sharon and Joshuah are in the couch room talking about how if POV is used that Natalie or Sheila won't use it and leave the nominations the same. Natalie makes it known she can't stand Chelsia anymore and will vote her out along with Sheila and Joshuah. So that's 3 votes for Sharon to stay.

James comes into the room and game talk stops. After James leaves the game talk resumes. Sheila and Natalie are all over getting rid of Chelsia to weaken James. How he won't find a place in the house once she's gone. Raise your hand if you're reading this and if Chelsia goes that James suddenly wins HOH again for revenge... that shit always happens in the house. Ryan was almost evicted and then he won HOH. That shit ALWAYS happen.

Oh fuck. Natalie is back to talking about praying to GOD to win POV and how prayer works in the house. It didn't work for Amber last season and it won't work for you Blowatalie! Basically Natalie is PISSED AWF with Chelsia ever since their outside fight some days ago when Chelsia felt the need to tell her that everyone in the house hated her because she was annoying. Kinda true but not really.

Natalie and Sheila leave and Sharon and Joshuah get to talking. There's talk of Sharon wanting to win POV and NOT TO USE it on herself for fear that Joshuah would be put up in her place. She feels that she has the votes to stay in the house. Her over confidence is OUT OF CONTROL! Both start talking about how Chelsia needs to go now. So much for the SHITHOLE alliance. Sharon believes her friendship with everyone in the house is going to save her this week. The only thing they worry is James playing and winning POV.

The both believe Natalie or Matt as the replacement nominee would be the "smartest" thing Ryan could do this week... well maybe smart in their delusional mind. Now Sharon talks about how quick it will take for Chelsia to "turn on us".

Over in the kitchen everyone eats dinner. The people who can eat food feast while the ones on slop feast on shit. The camera zooms in on Chelsia eating her first bowl of slop. Misery and silent anger bleeds all over her face but she keeps a happy face until Matt & James gets COCKY and plays around with their "votes" to Chelsia that if she downs some amount of milk that she will have their vote. Mean mean mean but this TWAT deserves it!

At the dinner table Natalie gives more insight into how she likes Men to walk all over her. She wants a marriage where he makes all the money and she stays home and cleans and does everything for her husband. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Oh Natalie...

Now Chelsia talks about how she won't be able to handle the slop. HA HA HA! If you weren't aware earlier Chelsia claimed she could handle it without even being on it but Adam doubted her and now she can't handle it. Natalie's voice and talk of food must be driving Chelsia up the fucking wall.

As the night progresses James has told Joshuah that he would NOT use the POV if he plays and wins it. What! Uh oh! Sheila is starting to bad mouth Ryan about how much of a pussy he is for putting up 2 women! Hey Sheila! You Ain't Got None Of There Power Of That Veto, You Best Not Be Talkin Your Mouth Off Cause You Are POTential Nomm E Knee!

Chelsia still feels like shit from being on slop, being on the block and starting her period. What? James now tells Chelsia that if he wins POV he won't take her off because he feels she has the votes to stay and that if this is some plan to get her out secretly then he'll be the next Big Bitter Ol' Bitch in the house and seek revenge! But then James also says he will do whatever Chelsia wants if he wins POV and she wants it used on her, he'll do it. DAMN IT!

Then Chelsia works Joshuah in order to find out how he's voting. Joshuah hints at voting for Sharon but then Chelsia reminds him that he promised Ryan he'd do whatever he wants and that if Ryan wants Joshuah to vote out Sharon he MUST.

But then THEN in the bathroom James and Chelsia talk to Joshuah and James tells him that Ryan wants Sharon OUT! Betrayal!!! JUDAS! I fucking knew James was going to play the Bro Alliance card to keep himself safe and then when someone else next week who isn't the Bro Alliance gets HOH he'll be the first to rat them out and direct all HOH hatred in their direction. James will come off as the guy who's working for the rest of the house's best interest and be all about fucking over his Bros.

Joshuah was shocked by hearing this and will fester over knowing Ryan's true intentions. I can smell revenge on Joshuah's stank breath. James also told Joshuah that after this week he's done with the Bro alliance or at least ready to part his ways with them once they are no longer in power. Another reason Matt is sooo stupid to start this Bro alliance and bringing James into the mix.

Ryan should have put up James and Joshuah, make the SHITHOLE alliance turn on each other and then not join any alliance and let the rest of the house eat away at the remaining pieces of the SHIT HOLE alliance the week after. Stupid stupid stupid.

Joshuah also tells James that there may be a way that all four of them stay this week, hoping POV is used and someone other than James or Joshuah goes on the block if either Sharon and Chelsia win POV.

Over in the couch room Sharon continues to tell Joshuah that she is afraid to win and use POV because her frrrreeeinnnnddd Joshuah will be put up in her place. Joshuah keeps saying he has to win and pull her off so that they are both save- TWAT, let's see who's playing POV and then we can start talking about savng each other.

With all this change you'd think there'd be fights and shit happening but everyone is boring. Adam is reading the bible in the pink room while Matt lays on the other bed face down. Sheila sleeps in the boat room. Joshuah lays on the couch with his eyes closed as Sharon sits nearby. Natalie lays down in the sauna room.

Everyone is also inside as Big Brother has the house on an indoor lockdown. Everyone is wondering what's happening outside, something Big for POV tomorrow. Wow, as I type this Joshuah lays down on the couch while Sharon NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP about game. Game talk this, who doesn't trust who, blah blah POV blah. Good God I'd vote her ass out if I was Joshuah just to shut her up.

Ohh Joshuah now tells Sharon that Chelsia is up with Ryan now in the HOH room and how maybe Sharon should go talk to Ryan now. It seems Joshuah has already told Sharon that Ryan is targeting her. She says Chelsia can "kiss his ass" before POV and that Sharon will talk to Ryan after POV. Just as Joshuah lays down and puts a pillow over his head to sleep Sharon still won't stop talking about how Chelsia is scarred she won't win POV and that's why she's up there talking to Ryan. Good Gawd lady, let Joshuah sleep!

Upstairs Chelsia talks to Ryan about how Sharon is still his target and whether or not POV comes into play and Sharon stays up on the block that she's going home. She also tries to make sure Adam, James and Matt should play for POV to make sure Sharon doesn't win it. That is if the "houseguest choice" ball comes up.

Ryan keeps APOLOGIZING like the COWARD he is to Chelsia about putting her up and he even tells Chelsia that she's probably tired of him apologizing. Hey Ryan! She's your competition to win the grand prize money, FUCK HER!

Matt comes in and Ryan keeps and keeps on telling Chelsia he feels like "shit" for putting her up and then Ryan will put up whoever he thinks Chelsia could beat in a vote. Dumbass Matt brings up Sheila again and Ryan pretty much agrees to that. Chelsia, new enemy to Natalie, brings up Natalie as an alternate. They boys go back to Sheila.

Now they start to trash Sharon. They believe Sharon will be voted out by a 6 to 0 vote. They also believe Sharon is boring and probably only casted on the show because of Jacob. Now Ryan and Matt laugh about how boring Sharon's stories about her and Jacob are. Now they talk about how Sharon took Jacob back over and over again after he cheated on her about twice.

Now they talk about how Sharon found all these text messages on Jacob's phone from another girl and how Jacob talked his way out of them. Then Chelsia talks about how she fucked a guy and when he was in the shower she found his camera, discovered he fucked a girl the night before her and when she confronted him he lied about the date being wrong on the camera, she basically then outed him as a liar and threw his camera into the wall. Matt loves how Chelsia handled it.

Now Matt and Chelsia exchange stories about how each have dealt with crazy love situations. Matt seems to be getting turned on by Chelsia's "crazy" nature while Chelsia loves to hear about the situations have been in. Natalie and Adam come into the HOH room and more stories are exchanged between Matt and Chelsia. It's like the rest watch them make this odd fucked up love connection.

Minutes later James joins the HOH crew as Ryan leaves. Talk gets around to Sheila flipping the fuck out over anything, being highly annoying and then Chelsia brings up how Sheila was super happy when the announcment came to being split up and now she realizes she needed Adam because she's alone in the house. Yet do they know that Natalie is Sheila's new best friend and all this will get back to her soon enough. Joshuah now joins the HOH crew.

Game talk has died for the night. Everyone seems to be talking about life and boring stuff. I PAID for the live feeds to watch people play the game, not becoming best fucking friends.

Later Sheila tells Sharon and Joshuah about how one of the girls in the house, not her, need to play with Matt and use him. Then they talk about how Matt should be backdoored this week but they realize that's not going to happen. Sheila now talks about how it's digusting how all the guys have teamed up and Joshuah points out that he's not part of that and that the "girls" get HOH next week will have targets they can go after.

Joshuah now talks about winning HOH again this week and how this past HOH had he been playing that he would have won. Sheila now talks about how "sad" it is for Natalie to vote the way Matt votes. Sharon brings up Chelsia's name and this sets Sheila AWF about how bad Chelsia is and how much of a "potty mouth" she is.

Natalie comes downstairs and starts going AWF about how Matt is treating her now and how Chelsia says certain things that piss her off. Sheila now tells Natalie to "shut her heart off" towards Matt. Natalie now says she doesn't care if Matt goes home. Joshuah then tries to come up with a plan to backdoor Matt by strong arming Ryan with the votes but Natalie blows that plan out of the water saying how Ryan loves Matt.

Now Natalie is ready to win HOH and put him on the block! YOU GO BLOWATALIE! Go Girl! Sharon and Sheila try to break Natalie away from Matt and even though she says she's done with him they kinda don't believe it and continue to push her in that direction.

Upstairs in the HOH room Chelsia, Ryan and Matt talk about how Natalie left and how she takes things and how they were trying to give her a reality check on what she can or can not accomplish after this show is all over. Matt continues to admit he's a "dick" but also defends himself on how he treats her. They then talk about how Natalie's Diary Room are probably making her look like a fool and how she may not be liked by America.

It's turning into a Natalie bashing chat while downstairs the "girls" trash Matt. Then Matt tries not to bash Natalie by dishing her compliments but then defends himself again about why he says certain things and how she is not his type.

In the sauna room Joshuah is SUPER EXCITED about his plan to backdoor Matt. He tells James this plan and James is down for it. Joshuah tells Natalie, Sheila and Sharon his plan. Basically they all want to come up with a plan to win POV, use it, pull off a nominee, tell Ryan that if he puts up Ryan that he has 2 weeks of safety from everyone and that that's what the house wants. If not he'll be a target next week and the week after that.

Natalie keeps trashing the plan saying how close Ryan is with Matt and Joshuah gets frustrated saying he will "work" with Ryan to get this plan in motion. This new life has entered Joshuah and he wants MATT OUT! So do I! GET YOUR WHORE ASS IN MOTION Joshuah!

Like I've been saying for weeks now, when the house turns into singles I wanted Natalie to help evict Matt out of the house! I doubt it will happen this way but here's hoping!

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March 3, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Wk 4 Part 2 Feat. I'mBetterThanYou James

Day 22: Hmm... last night was one of the most boring and most confusing nights in Big Brother viewing history. Either Allison is working with Matt and Natalie to get out Sheila and Adam or Matt and Natalie are working with Sheila and Adam to get out Allison and Ryan. James and Chelsia are safe from being put on the block because Joshuah and Sharon are in a secret final 2 couple alliance to the end with them.

Sheila hates Allison again with an even more passion that the last time she hated her. Ryan's BRILLANT plan to backdoor James and Chelsia never saw the light of day because this house of nuts can't focus on getting the people who are in the best position to win the game evicted from the people who they are most annoyed with who they'd rather see get evicted. I shake my head at the stupidness and idiotness [yes I made up those words on purpose to describe the houseguests] of this year's cast.

Right now I'm mentally sending Allison a signal to FOCUS FOCUS and to get James and Chelsia evicted if Adam and Sheila are picked to play POV, throw it to them once Joshuah and Sharon are most likely not going to win and take control of the house by voting out I'm Better Than You James and I Will Never Fuck A Gay Porn Star Chelsia.

The houseguests are woken up to the song Strangers of the Night. It seems Joshuah was talking about that song being one of his favorite songs last night and they played it for him today. Sharon thinks BB is trying to get pump up Joshuah purposely to get out Allison. Joshuah loved the song but downstairs everyone hated the song. It seems BB picked out the worst, god awful version of the song sung by some old hags.

Later nearly all the houseguests, minus Joshuah, Sheila and Sharon, are around the kitchen area getting breakfast and chit chatting. Somehow it is brought up that Adam didn't know how to use the POV meaning if he plays today that he didn't know he was "safe" from being put up had he decided to use it.

He then jokes around about if there was a situation with him being on the block against Allison that the house would no doubt vote 2 to 0 in his favor getting Allison evicted. Apparently Adam delivered this line so well that everyone, James being the loudest, started to laugh at the joke and jab Adam gave to Allison.

And this bitch took it sooo personally so quick and then does the usual "Oh no, I didn't take that comment personally" and "I'll forgive but I won't forget" bullshit. She's obviously taking it peronsally as she continues to make comments to Adam and making fun of him for supposely not knowing how to POV works when everything pretty much caught on that he was fucking around.

She walks away and everyone starts telling the others who were around about it, they all laugh, talk behind her back and it's over.

Upstairs in the HOH room Joshuah and Sharon joke around about putting up Sheila against Allison just for the fuck of it. No one believes Allison and Ryan can win POV and no one believes Sheila and Adam can so there's a good chance someone will win it, save themselves or HOH wins POV and uses it to save Matt and Natalie to put up Sheila ALLLLL for the purpose of pitting Sheila against Allison to let them fight all week and he can take a break.

He's vicious!

Later most of the houseguests sit around the living room waiting for POV players to be picked. We get FLAMES and then everyone has moved to the couch room. It seems Big Brother told them to move to this room so they can get shots of the empty living room and Joshuah and Sharon coming out yelling "it's time to pick players for POV".

And we get Trivia, that crappy fucking trivia. POV players are picked now. What can we talk about until it is revealed. James threw up in the bathroom sink while he was brushing his teeth, something about spinach and coffee for breakfast. Chelsia gagged as he did it. Allison hugged Matt from behind to "work" him. Joshuah wants to wear his Tiara all day but he isn't at the moment. Sharon and Joshuah trash Allison forever and a day up in the HOH room. I'm pretty sure Ryan is bisexual because I swear I caught him eyeing a shirtless Matt in the bathroom.

What else. James is finally getting the hint that Chelsia doesn't want him. Earlier this morning Sheila says "good morning kids" to them both and Chelsia didn't react. James then is quick to say "Oh so she can call you kid but I can't". Chelsia says something about it being not that big of a deal and then James remembers when he was getting sexual with her in the HOH room last week he called her "kiddo" and she told him not to do it because she claimed it was "creepy"... which it is. Get the hint James, she doesn't want you.

Feed return and Allison makes a comment about "anyone can be backdoored this week". Adam and Sheila are officially playing for POV and Chelsia has this quiet look to her. Ryan comes by and says that she really wanted to compete. James is hosting.

Upstairs in the HOH Joshuah is PISSED that he now has only one that can compete in his secret hush hush alliance. Joshuah then reflects back to the HOH contest where he and Sharon took everyone else out and won. He's pacing back and forth.

It was also revealed downstairs by Adam that the contest is 3 hours from now so expect scheming to begin and hopefully, HOPEFULLY Ryan can step up and get the house to gang up on Johsuah and Sharon in the POV and then throw it to Sheila and Adam to win so J&C can be backdoored.

Sharon then reveals to us that if Allison wins POV that Matt and Natalie are the next to go. They want Sheila, who's already freaking out about being evicted if Allison wins POV, in the finals so they can beat her ass easily. Joshuah is ANGRY, he's fuming! Sharon's voice of encouragment is making my ears bleed. Must switch feeds.

My apologizes for the lack of updates today. When I heard Allison and others talk about how they so miss going out for dinner, a movie and SEX, well I just had to jump at the chance and do it myself. Thanks "D" for a wonderful time!

Now onto what I missed. Matt and Natalie won POV. Allison and Ryan are screwed. Joshuah and Sharon are happy. James and Chelsia are upset, but just a little bit, that Matt and Natalie won yet another POV contest and are here for another week. For some reason that has yet to be explained James does not like Matt in the house. Maybe jealous of how good looking-ish Matt is compared to James or that Matt could "steal" Chelsia away from James' gay for pay heart.

The only card now Allison can play is to get that Adam and Sheila are doing NOTHING in this game to get to the end to win that money. They are "floaters". But the same could be said about Ryan and Allison. Allison will also play the "I can't win, everyone hates me" card and to "take me to the finals to win against me and Ryan, Jen's boyfriend" card. This girl is playing her entire hand.

She's already gotten into Chelsia's head about how Sheila is annoying and does nothing in the game. Her continued new hatred for Adam ever since he made his cocky comment that if he was on the block next to her that she would have 0 votes for her to stay continues.

Apparently Matt is once again trying to get a blow job from Allison before she leaves. PATHETIC! Joshuah has also told others in the house he has no reason to be an angry bitter queen anymore since he BELIEVES that Allison has no chance yet Allison is telling Ryan that Chelsia has told her that she doesn't want her to go this week!

It is also revealed that Allison was VERY CLOSE to winning POV but Matt and Natalie beat them. Where the fuck was Joshuah and Sharon's cocky bat out of hell win? These 2 HOH douche bags really thought they could continue winning every game from here on out without any trouble.

The houseguests also got loads of liquor and beer. This led to Allison, Chelsia, Natalie and James all kissing each other in the hot tub. I guess Allison knows she's fucked so she could give a fuck anymore and let's the slut side of her come out.

Upstairs in the HOH room Matt works the angle of getting Chelsia and James on the block against Allison and Ryan. He is already seeing that Chelsia doesn't want to vote out Allison. He's pushing this idea of his pretty hard. I figure Joshuah and Sharon won't fall for it.

THEN Matt kisses Sharon in the HOH bed, I mean this horny boy pushes himself on her and she doesn't deny him! They kiss for a good while, it's a make out session. Sharon hears Joshuah coming up to the HOH room and pulls away from Matt and both lay there hot and bothered as Joshuah opens the door.

Later she tells Joshuah about the kiss and he admits if there was a gay guy in the house he'd be making out with him in the bed too. DAMN IT, why did Neil walk out? Sharon is also weirded out by Matt's lazy eye that all the houseguests make fun of behind his back. They even say his lazy eye can be seen in his picture on the memory wall.

Then Joshuah SHOCKINGLY reveals that he doesn't have a problem with Matt and "fuck James and Chelsia... gimme Matt and Natalie" for final 2 couple. But little does he know the game will change come Wednesday.

Day 23: Just around 1 am James AGAIN tries to make a sxual plany for Chelsia. He puts his arm around her and tries to kiss her, she almost takes it and then pulls away. He tries again and she kisses him. After less than a minute passes he tries again but this time Chelsia turns her whole away from him. SHE DOESN'T WANT IT!

Later in the sauna room Natalie and Sharon talk about, what else, Allison. Natalie is telling Sharon about what Allison has said and how she went to Joshuah and Sharon to tell them that Natalie was the one who wanted them out this week when it was allll Allison. Natalie now tells Allison's words of tricks "I adore you. You're my best friend in the house" to which Sharon says "yeah she ADORES me too". Natalie smiles thinking Allison believes she has gotten to her.

Sharon then goes upstairs to the HOH room to tell Joshuah about how Natalie stopped her on her way up and how Natalie just repeats the same shit over and over again. But wasn't you BITCH who came out of the Diary Room yelling "hello?" because everyone was gone from sight. Well too bad, both Matt and Milk Squirting out of her Fake Breast Natalie are here to stay.

Minutes later Sharon is playing up that Joshuah is like the next Dick and how everyone in the house is SUPPOSELY scared of a "tongue lashing" from Joshuah. She makes fun of Chelsia earlier today who told Joshuah to his face that she has been saying shit but nothing harsh and for him to not get upset over it if he hears something because someone may have twisted what she said.

PLEASE, If I was in the house I'd shout louder at Josh, I'd make him piss in his pants. Sharon then describes her entire chat with Natalie "a pile of shit". Ohh Sharon, I hope Natalie votes your ass out along with the rest of the house when couples are split up.

Morning has come and gone for our houesguests. And here's the latest- actually Big Brother is getting a bit boring and predictable so a "twist" coming Wednesday should jump start the game into a whole new direction.

Later Allison trashing Sheila to James and Chelsia and then does the whole bullshit "I'll push you 2 to the end" game tatic on them along with the "I adore you and love you both so much". Allison has said this to nearly EVERY houseguest this season and every couple this season... its only been 23 days and she's done this repeatedly, she's an IDIOT.

Then Allison pulls Sheila into the sauan room to cry about everything and how Sheila trusts her from day one. Allison is back to working Sheila into thinking they are the BEST of friends. There's a reason for this.

Allison is NOW NOW NOW finally trying to work Sheila and using her to get Joshuah and Sharon to put up James and Chelsia on the block against her and Ryan. Allison wants Joshuah to be scared that Allison might not go home and that putting up James and Chelsia would "ensure" that Allison goes home.

But Allison doesn't know that James and Chelsia are still in a super hush hush secret alliance with Joshuah and Sharon. Allison also doesn't know that people are gathering outside the closed sauna room to listen in on their conversation. It's Natalie, Joshuah, Sharon, Adam and James.

Natalie gets pissed when she hears Allison lying flat out to Sheila about something and walks away. Then when the chat is over they scatter throughout the house. Minutes later Sheila reveals to Joshuah what was said.

Allison is sooo fucked.

Later during blocked feeds we get a look at Sharon reading a not to the houseguests who are all gathered in the living room. She says that Big Brother will set off an alarm/sound of some sorts that resembles something out of Jericho, CBS's end of the world drama series. When the houseguests hear this sound they are to gather in the living room and that it can go off at anytime of the day so "expect the unexpected". Sharon also makes it known that the alarm will start going off in the coming weeks.

Everyone screams in excitement wondering what it could all mean. Next Adam reads the letter and then Matt wants to see it and then James and Chelsia are all over the letter. Everyone is soooo excited about this new "twist" to the game. It's strange how everyone goes nuts over a letter. Everyone thinks of "nuclear waste" or "nuclear meltdown" when they hear the SOUND.

Later James walks into the bathroom and Allison, who's in the shower, starts trying to bribe him about giving him a "week's pay" to get a vote from him for her to stay. He says he can't make a deal because POV hasn't been used yet. Allison says she's serious.

James walks outside to talk to Adam about what Allison just did. They are both shocked at how far she is willing to go for a vote. Then Adam suggests that James ask Allison for a blow job and James only asks "You think so?" leading James to wonder if he should. Matt comes outside and discovers what Allison did.

He says she told him that she was going to do that. He thinks she's nuts and believes offering what you make in the house, the $750 dollars a week, as an "illegal move". Then Matt tells James TO HIS FACE and to Adam that "James wants me out". James reacts with a question of "Oh you do?".

Matt then says he noticed James with a depressed look on his face when he and Natalie won POV. James then plays it off saying he's in an alliance with Allison. Matt is very much aware that James wants him out and was hoping Matt was still on the block because James was going to push for his eviction over Allison's.

Good boy Matt, show James you're not scared of his giant dick.

Minutes later Natalie comes outside as James has gone inside. It seems Natalie has come up with something "funny" to do with the POV ceremony and Matt isn't interested. She wants to kinda copy what Jen did last year by talking to herself but Matt doesn't want to do it. She then asks what he suggests because yesterday he made a comment that they should do something "funny" at the ceremony.

Matt then says that was yesterday and this is today and he no longer feels that way. Now he tells her to "go play" away from him and she gets up to leave but Adam's feet are blocking her way. She tells him to move and he won't and Matt encourages him to NOT MOVE for Natalie but for Natalie to walk over Adam to leave. She then grabs Adam's legs and throws them up laughing for him to move. WOW, just wow. How much abuse is Natalie going to take from Matt? It's pathetic.

Now Adam and Matt talk about how James wants him and Natalie out next week and they should target James next week with the whole "you've never been up on the block yet" speech directed towards them. They call getting James and Chelsia out "Operation Rainbow".

Meanwhile in the other part of the house Chelsia and Sharon are getting annoyed with Natalie and her voice and her cocky attitude. Chelsia is PISSED AWF because Natalie mentioned something about Chelsia not "volunteering" to go up on the block to help get out Allison. Chelsia knows if she goes on the block that she won't survive. These 2 catty bitches then make fun of Natalie.

Upstairs in the HOH room James tells Chelsia, Joshuah and Sharon about Allison's pathetic deal for his vote. They laugh and he leaves. Chelsia takes a shit in the pooper while Sharon thinks about the "worse case scenerio" that being Sheila and Adam are voted out and then Allison stays, wins HOH. Joshuah doubts anything like that will happen.

Chelsia comes back into the HOH room and they are bored. So what do they do? Trash talk Natalie, the newest Jen, Allison, Amanda! Chelsia wants to throw "you have been laid in 10 months now" in her face and is still shocked Natalie had 2 abortions even though she's so religious. They also laugh when last night Natalie was looking for Matt and they lied to her about him not being in the HOH room when he was because he was trying to hide from her.

Then Sharon talks about how you can't be "fake" in this house for 30 days and it not being found out... Um... Sharon, you're being FAKE to Chelsia's face and you're getting away with it. It can be done, Sharon is so happy she's in a position to win but wait until the couples split, Joshuah will flip that bitch's game so quick that I can't WAIT for that to happen.

They then figure out that next week that the house would either be all against Matt and Natalie to be evicted or the house will be split with Adam and Sheila with Matt and Natalie versus the Nerd Herd 3.0 alliance that features James, Chelsia, Joshuah and Sharon.

Now Sharon tells Chelsia that she doesn't think her and James can't win HOH. That the rest of them are all stupid and then they get back to trashing Natalie and her choice in clothing and accessories. All I need is to see this shithole alliance on the block together, POV not in their hands and them campaigning against each other to stay.

Later in the backyard James, Matt and Adam are trashing Natalie. Apparently Natalie was annoying them when they were playing a game with the balls. Matt is getting angry and agressive on his verbal attacks on her behind her back. He did make a funny one saying "She could give an aspirin a headache".

Matt then asks the guys if the whole house feels this way about her and James plays it off as he doesn't but she does get annoying at times. Matt is suddenly smoking with the other smokers, James and Adam and when James asks Matt for a puff of his cigarrette Matt denies him and you can tell James hated the denial and just stands there with this pause.

You know something pisses off James when he just stands there pausing, waiting for something else to set him off. James plays it off in fear because you know he's just watching himself in case for some fucked up reason Matt and Natalie get HOH next week. Once James and Chelsia get HOH Wednesday, and they probably will, that is if the twist this year is pretty lame, then expect James to once again start fucking with Matt.

Lately I hated James but now I'm hoping James makes Matt look like shit in front of everyone. I want these 2 fighting and verbally insulting each other, I want Chelsia getting in Natalie's face and making her cry and then Matt sucker punching James who we all KNOW can't fight. He's a fucker, not a fighter with that big ol' dick.

Later Allison once again tries yet another tatic on staying in the game. Piss Joshuah AWF enough that he does something that gets himself evicted. This next fight starts in the kitchen but it's not really a fight but more a calm, gentle and very mean conversation.

Allison is just trying to figure out why Joshuah "hates" her so much and he tries to explain what she's done in the house and how everything she tells Natalie and Sheila gets back to him from them and how her setting Sheila set up on date with her father and setting Matt up with one of her friends back home was "pathetic" because she's only doing it for votes, according to Joshuah.

Then he has to get up from the kitchen table because he's getting to that point again and tells her he's walking away because he doesn't want to fight only because the house wants him to calm down. Just before Joshuah heads outside he makes a comment he's been saving up for her, "Why would Sheila date a man who created a beast?"

Outside Joshuah repeats and repeats and repeats to everyone what he said and how he delievered it, Inside Ryan comes over to see what's going on just as Joshuah had went outside and really doesn't do anything to stand up for her. He just walks towards the living room and is boring as ever.

Then Allison sees Matt in one of the bedrooms and tells him that Natalie is telling Joshuah "everything" and to be careful what you say to her. Matt goes outside and tells Joshuah and others what Allison said and they all are quick to believe Allison is once again starting shit.

Later in the HOH room ANNOYING Natalie won't leave Joshuah and Sharon alone. She's eating his snacks, which he doesn't mind because he wants to be body beautiful and she's talking about everything over and over. This ENTIRE HOUSE is on repeat mode. Everything is getting repeated over and over again.

Later in the HOH room ANNOYING Natalie won't leave Joshuah and Sharon alone. She's eating his snacks, which he doesn't mind because he wants to be body beautiful and she's talking about everything over and over. This ENTIRE HOUSE is on repeat mode. Everything is getting repeated over and over again.

Downstairs Allison talks with Sheila about how she KNOWS James and Chelsia are going up against her and just confusing the shit out of Sheila with her random comments about who's voting who out and who's going up and who can manipulate who and how she didn't say what Joshuah is saying she said and she's trying to make Joshuah look like the one spreading lies about her in the house causing more people to doubt anything Allison said.

You can just tell Sheila wants WANTS Allison to stop talking. WE ALL DO! Back upstairs Natalie won't leave the fucking HOH room. She's snacking on some popcorn and talking and talking, mainly due to Sharon encouraging her. Joshuah lays on the bed with his eyes closed probably focusing his anger on a new victim, Natalie, for next week.

Downstairs in the living room the "boys", minus Joshuah, discuss blow jobs and James REVEALS that he got a blow job from a "tranny" and blew his loads in "less than 3 minutes". She/He was that good! Then they talk about how guys get vaginas and Matt explains that they take your dick and turn it inside out. However big your dick is is how deep your pussy will be.

Then they talk about the idea that there's another Big Brother House on the lot somewhere and right now the same game is getting played. James also talks about his theories on the "Hudson River Virus" factor this season. He thinks one of the houseguests will be "infected" and has to do something with it, "take people out randomly".

Chelsia then comes over and sits on James, her legs are over his mid section and he talks about getting a boner from her "sweaty feet" and then asks for a public kiss from her AND then the cameras switch to the HOH room where we find Joshuah...

CRYING!! JOSHUAH IS CRYING!!!

And I don't know why. Not yet at least. Sharon is downstairs with a nagging Natalie on her move. He's alone upstairs. I remember Amanda or Allison claiming to have seen Joshuah breaking down and crying after his blowup on Amanda on the Bigggest Big Brother House Fight that ever was. Maybe now he's breaking down because he doesn't want to be such a hateful person.

Oh wait, he's holding one of his family pictures. He's homesick. Sharon walks into the HOH room alone to discover him crying and asks if he's okay. He says he's "just homesick, really homesick. Do I even have a boyfriend left? Is he even there? Everything I've done has now been televised to the world. It's just scary. It's like what's waiting out there?".

He then says "I'm not done" and "I'm not breaking down but I'm getting there to the bottom". Joshuah says this experience is "really hard" and that "90% of them I can't stand. 90% of them I literally I would never associate with them". He mentions his "boyfriend" Jase or Chase again. I can't fucking tell how his name is spelled.

Sharon, lacking emotion, doesn't ever try to hug him or get near him but she just tries to tell him how strong she is and if she "breaks down" she literally breaks down. She eats chips the whole time she's talking. Joshuah, it's time to backstab this bitch 'cause she don't give a fuck about you.

Minutes later Joshuah reveals that his boyfriend Chase and him met around Thanksgiving and were "officially boyfriend" on New Year's Eve. Then Joshuah comes into the house as "single" and it doesn't make sense. Then Joshuah gets "dressed" as if he's going out on a Saturday night. His shirt says "Avoid Evils". Joshuah then says "Avoid Evils, i.e. that bitch downstairs".

Sharon is trying to get Joshuah out of this mood with words but he needs body contact! HUG HIM BITCH! Joshuah then REVEALS that Matt is "being disrespectful" because of that fact that he's gay and that he thinks he can come up to the HOH room and try to get on his "girl" Sharon. They even bring up the very noticable James getting upset over Matt's actions this week.

Sharon continues to talk down her relationship with Matt to Joshuah even though she doesn't stop hanging around Matt. She claims she does it to just get information from him. And spit. Joshuah is back to being hateful to Allison wanting her to be evicted with "no friends" in the house. They they talk about how "everyone hates her in sequestor".

Later that night James walks around naked with his dick in a sock. Actually the sock is the same one James jerked off in and apparenlty it has cum stains in it. He's hit Matt with it, I'm thinking James secretly wants to make out with Matt.

Over in the other part of the house Natalie and Joshuah perform a fucking exorcism on the front door maybe in fear that Allison will come back or something else from the past will come back. They start performing exorcisms all over the house at the same time laughing their ass off.

Later, much later in the night, Allison crawls into James and Chelsia's bed and has a kiss swapping session with them. Chelsia is suddenly loving Allison and it is obvious Allison is working Chelsia in hopes that Sheila will be voted out over her.

Joshuah also prays in the hot tub at one point. He feels like he's been too evil or mean and he's sorry for it. He tells God that he will give "some" of the money to his church and wants help on his "six pack", etc, etc. Joshuah GOD does not have a part of this game, just look at the year's past winners. GOD DOES NOT WANT TO BE PART OF THIS GAME.

Day 24: Sheila is in the kitchen at one point this morning trashing Allison and how she made out with Chelsia and others last night to get votes. Basically Allison is being a hypocrite since the 1st mega pool makeout session and how she acted and now suddenly she's making out with anyone and everyone to get on their good side in hopes to stay.

Sheila is saying Allison is "so freaking pathetic and disgusting". Oh Sheila, once Allison leaves this week expect everyone to start trashing you behind your back you BITCH! Ohh Chelsia is brought into it and tells Shelia how fake she is being now suddenly getting along with everyone and how both Sheila and Allison are acting different this week. It's annoying to her and then makes a comment about Sheila talking shit about other people.

Chelsia walks outside and Sheila doesn't like what she heard. LOL. Fuck you Sheila. "It's un fucking believable that she would defend her". Sheila is now talking shit about Chelsia and how she's somehow siding with Allison and making Sheila feel like shit. LAUGH THE FUCK OUT LOUD bitch!

What's Allison doing? She seems to be looking for something in the back bedrooms or hiding something. She heads outside and then back inside. Ryan then passes by Allison telling her to talk to Sheila and be "nice" to her and it turned into a one sided screaming match outside, Allison being the one who was screamed at. Allison walks to the bathroom area while Ryan goes back outside. Allison mutters "unbelievable".

Allison heads upstairs now to the HOH room. Sheila is in there with Joshuah and Sharon. Allison confronts Sheila to go talk aside but Sheila wants to talk here and right now. Allison defends herself and then Sharon starts going AWF about how Allison DID same something about how stupid it was to take Sheila to the end. Sharon knows for a "fact" that Allison said that.

Sharon now gets angry saying for Allison to not deny that she said and FINALLY Allison says that maybe she said it out of angry. Sharon now says to NOT go around and call Sharon and Joshuah liars and Allison tries to defend herself but it's useless. Sharon says she's done.

Sheila keeps quiet. Allison starts in again that she thinks Sheila deserves the money. Allison continues to believe she didn't say it but if she did she didn't mean it. Sheila now says "it's what I felt". Basically Allison is upset over Sheila accussing her of being a hypocrite for not wanting to make out in the pool make out session some nights ago but then says her kissing Chelsia wasn't for game play or for votes.

Allison says she kissed Chelsia on "day 3". Chelsia walks into the HOH room to pull Joshuah innto the bathroom as the yelling continues in the main room. Chelsia doesn't want to go on the block and Joshuah is worried that Chelsia would keep Allison. Chelsia says she won't and to trust her. Sheila is making it known that she will vote out Allison so to not put her on the block and that's why Chelsia is worried she will go on the block if Sheila makes it seem like Chelsia is suddenly best friends with Allison.

Chelsia now says "I'm so SICK of Sheila" which scares Joshuah a bit that Allison could stay because of Sheila's actions. Chelsia "swears" that she will vote out Allison over Sheila but is making it known that she can't stand Sheila anymore.

Back in the HOH room Sheila gets angry because Allison is making it seem like she "can't have an opinion" and Allison just wishes she would come to her and say it and not to others. Sheila then claims that Allison "puts me down" when she is talked to her. Sheila continues to believe Allison talks down to her all the time.

Sheila and Allison say each other have lied and everyone in the house has lied at one point but Allison apologizes for Sheila thinking she is coming at her pesonally and verbally attacking her behind her back. Allison really doesn't mean any of this, she's just doing it as ordered by Ryan.

Ryan comes upstairs and once the HOH room door swings open Allison is telling her that Ryan sent her up to talk and that she is not the one that won't "let this go". When Sheila sees Sheila she doesn't want to be "tag teamed" by both of them.

Ryan says he's not here to do that and wants everything to be cool between everyone. Sheila gets up to leave and continues to say she and Allison are fine. Allison leaves the HOH with Ryan and claims things are not fine with Sheila.

Downstairs in the kitchen Ryan continues to ask if she's fine and finally FINALLY Sheila and Allison hug it out over the kitchen counter. Allison still wants to talk to Sheila alone and Sheila doesn't want that. Allison leaves and Ryan tries to smooth things out with Sheila about how she feels towards Allison and how she will do "anything" for votes.

Matt in the kitchen makes a public insult to Natalie referring her to a "dog" and how he claps his hands for her to keep her mouth shut and go outside. This is ridiculous with Matt, Natalie so needs to help vote him out come the time when everyone is split up.

Later upstairs Sharon is still upset that she's been labeled a liar by Allison behind her back through here say and Joshuah informs her that POV ceremony is in 30 minutes. Oh Sharon, you're a liar like everyone else in the house. Sharon just wants to continue to play this "honest" and holier than thou game.

After POV ceremony is over we find out Adam and Sheila are the replacement nominees! Sheila continues to bash Allison over and over and over behind her back when they were suppose to be "good" and everything between then was suppose to be "squashed". Oh Sheila, SHUT THE FUCK UP please. Let's move on to something else. No wait, keep this bitchin' act up so you can be evicted from the game over Allison!

Allison also tells Natalie that she is glad that Chelsia wasn't put up against her, Chelsia being nearby to hear this of course. Allison is working on Chelsia right now to get a vote to stay. Allison has no hope in the world but continues to work her faded magic.

Wow, these people HATE Allison. Sheila tells others that Allison attempted to show her affection during the POV ceremony and Sheila didnt' want any part of it. Natalie is also talking about how she will not talk to Allison anymore.

And then Sheila gets even dumber. Allison is RIGHT when she points out that James and Chelsia are in an alliance with Joshuah and Sharon. Sheila tells this to Joshuah who of course denies but it is TRUE! You see Sheila, Allison isn't completely insane! You are!

Later in the shower Allison is washing her clothes, due to the washer/dryer units being taken away, is talking to herself about the insults said towards her. She doesn't seem to care but she does in a way. Over in the backyard lounge chairs Shelia continues to go on and on and on about what Allison has said, blah blah blah. Back in the bathroom Allison continues to talk to herself regarding Joshuah's comments about her appearance. Strange!

Ohhh Natalie just told Sheila that if her and Matt get HOH that Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia are the targets. Ohhhhh will Sheila tell this to Joshuah? Over near the pool Matt and Adam chit chat about shit I could give a fuck about. Nothing about game, just life related stuff.

Adam is talking with Allison now in the bathroom. Adam says "I hate her guts and she's my partner". Allison continues to want to have things between her and Adam to be cool. She's basically trying to get him not to worry about Allison working others when in fact Allison will work others to stay. They hug and Allison says "I will be happy for you if you stay".

You know there hasn't been much of a mention of Joshuah still wanting to spit on Allison as she leaves. If he does this there's no way he's winning the game and Sharon will be super pissed with him if this partner bullshit lasts the entire game.

Meanwhile Allison is on a cleaning rampage in the bathroom area. Fuck if I know why.

Adam just then tells Natalie and Sheila some new ammo to use against Allison. He tells her that Allison made a comment how she would have had a better chance at staying in this house had James and Chelsia been on the block against her. Sheila just keeps saying "wow" and "really, she said that?".

You see Allison has been going around the house telling others the exact opposite so Sheila may start spreading this around the house to cause more anger and problems for Allison, who in the first place started all this bullshit to begin with.

Chelsia sits in the hammock with James and she WANTS Matt and Natalie out next week! She thinks if Matt and Natalie are in the final 2 for the final vote they may win the game. They both agree they don't have certain votes but they are happy they are final four. Little do they know!

So as the hours pass in the Big Brother house the house itself is shifting. There's talk that Adam and Sheila could be evicted now and Allison and Ryan are chosen to stay. Supposely Matt and Natalie are thinking about the idea of keeping Allison and Ryan so that they will continue to be the target in the house from Joshuah and Sharon.

Allison is also working Chelsia who's kinda getting into James' head that Adam and Sheila should go based on sheer annoyance. So later James goes into the Diary Room and there's a leak that is heard on the live feeds. James says something along the lines of how the house may be changing and that it is up to him to get Ryan and Allison out of the house. James may have no choice in evicting Adam and Sheila if Cheslia does not budge in her own vote.

Natalie goes upstairs to the HOH and Joshuah is quick to call her annoying and wants her to go the fuck away, actually he says "Why can't she just leave us the fuck alone?!?!" Of course he doesn't tell this to her face and he shuts up before she enters the room. Natalie then REVEALS that Allison has told her that James and Chelsia will vote Adam and Sheila out once they find out how Matt and Natalie are voting.

Joshuah and Sharon are already thinking of a possible backstab move from James and Chelsia and this news doesn't make their suspicions go away. Natalie promises Joshuah that she will vote Allison out and if James and Chelsia vote the other way it is still a tie and HOH gets final say. Joshuah then talks about James and Chelsia being a target next week if that happens. But Joshuah, you'll be the only who gives a fuck if James and Chelsia backstab you, and you won't have power next week... so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Later Joshuah talks to Chelsia again and she continues to give him the impression that Allison is getting evicted and there is no reason not to doubt James and Chelsia. The Chelsia reveals what Allison is doing. Allison is telling one couple that the other couple is voting to keep her and Allison hopes that the other couple thinking that the other couple is voting for Allison to stay to vote with them so she gets 2 votes to stay and it doesn't become a tie.

Allison thinks she's cunning and S-M-R-A-T but she STILL doesn't realize that the entire house is talking about her behind her back. Anything she says to one person that isn't her "soulmate" goes tells the rest of the house what Allison is doing. Oh Allison, Just leave the house already. You're done.

James and Sheila talk in the sauna room. Sheila tells James that Allison is always going around telling people that she can't win due to her relationship with the house and Ryan who's connected to Jen who everyone hates. James then says that it would make sense to keep them around because everyone would want to sit in the final 2 spots against them. Sheila then realizes what she's done and says "You can play it that way if you want" and James is quick to reassure her that he isn't. But this may be James' new tatic in getting that money. Remember, he'll do ANYTHING to get that money. He knows Joshuah and Sharon can't play for HOH and therefore are vulnerable next week. GOOO James!

James gives Sheila the impression that if the votes come to a tie that the HOH "has your back". He then goes on to say he has "doubts" about a couple in the house and he'll find about them later this week. Sheila tries to figure it out and James suggests that even HOH is someone he's directing his "doubts". But then he could just be telling her this to downplay his alliance with Joshuah and Sharon, something they all agreed on earlier this week to do.

Day 24 Part 2: Ohhh the houseguests eat Wine and Beer! Natalie comes inside and is playfully denied Wine because supposely she "hide" the bottle last time. Natalie kinda takes it personally and then grabs a glass and keeps talking how she will remember this when she gets HOH. They offer her a "beer" and she doesn't want one and then when Chelsia says "everyone give them all to Natalie" and she pushes all the full wine glasses in Natalie's direction.

Chelsia looks at them and then says "fuck you all". Chelsia then takes another stab and asks Natalie if she wants the beer too that causes Natalie who's already walking off to sit by herself to say "No Chelsia I don't!" Everyone laughs as Natalie walks away and talk about how she "hide" beer last time.

Matt then makes Chelsia feel guilty that Natalie will be "crying about it all night" and for her to say something. Chelsia doesn't think it's a big deal and she won't go say anything. Matt won't either so Ryan takes it upon himself to go talk to her. Natalie is calling Chelsia "two face" and bitches about who got what amount of beer and wine. She keeps talking about how when she gets HOH she will remember this.

Natalie then says she hide the "one beer" because they didn't "distribute" the beer and wine properly last time. Natalie talks about Chelsia with "fuck that bitch". Natalie then gets upset that Matt didn't come in after her so she says "fuck him too". BRAVO!

Outside James and Matt discuss something Allison started up about the eviction votes. It's awkward as James and Matt try to talk about agreements and who's keeping who. James then gets in his I'm Better Than All Of You with "it's a thinking game, I'm making you think" to Matt.

Sheila comes outside asking why Joshuah is "pissed". The boys know and they won't tell her. Chelsia comes outside and Ryan tries to tell her what Natalie is upset and Chelsia then offers her glass to her and "I don't care". Chelsia also figures out Big Brother only gave them a small amount so they can fight in the house.

Then Sheila makes fun of Adam by calling him "soul mate" and Matt gets upset that "we're not soulmates". Now Matt apologizes to James about what Natalie is doing behind his back and how it is effecting him and Chelsia. Then Matt gets protective about how if James makes Natalie cry that he'll make him cry.

James gets defensive and tries to out talk Matt and it's obvious neither want to fight to get evicted. James then points out he doesn't have a problem with Matt, most likely in fear that Matt could break his neck in a second, and says that every couple that goes up on the block is up there because of their partner. James is just pissed off about what Natalie has said or did in the house that's effecting him.

They also agree that Allison is the one behind all the problems and how Allison is using Natalie to get to Joshuah and Sharon to cast doubt on James and Chelsia. Everyone around them outside is sitting there awkward. James then eggs on Matt to hit him to make sure he wins the money. HOW ARROGANT is James to say this in front of everyone else like he can win against them all.

Basically James is upset that Natalie is "speculating" what they are going to do since Chelsia won't tell her exactly what her and James are going to do in regards of the eviction vote... soooo this "speculation" makes James upset that people, including his own allaince members Joshuah & Sharon, are NOW "speculating" what they are going to do this Wednesday. "Doubt" is now in the house on James and Chelsia and their eviction vote BECAUSE James and Chelsia won't say what they're going to do and he's UPSET becuase Natalie is running around the house SPECULATING what they are going to do?

Don't FUCKIGN cause doubt and then get upset because people are doubting you! YOU STUPID FUCK.

Another reason James is upset is Natalie said something in the hot tub just moments ago that made Joshuah STORM upstairs and lock himself in the HOH room. Inside Allison talks with Chelsia and finds out that there was almost a "fist fight" outside because James elluded to the fact that there are other ways in making Natalie cry than the "wine" incident.

Allison then now realizes that Matt and James don't get along. Chelsia says Matt gets easily upset over certain things James says. EXPECT Allison to tell Matt this piece of information later. Shit if Allison is leaving she might as well cause some more drama after she walks out the door!

Sheila is in the sauna room talking to Natalie as ORDERD by Matt. She tells him how Matt stood up to James and Natalie then says James can't make her cry, "only Mattie can". Allison then comes in and tells her how Matt stuck up for her.

Sheila and Allison share a laugh over their beer and wine and how they "pushed each other to the end".

Ohh now that's some sick shit. On Camera 1 James maeks out with Chelsia and then they sit on their bed to talk. James says something to Chelsia and she wants to CALL him out on it. He says not to and to go up and talk to Joshuah. She does as she is ORDERED to by James.

Chelsia now tells Sharon and Joshauh what Matt SUPPOSELY said as James walked away, something about if James messes with his girl and Matt will mess with Chelsia. That's why Chelsia is pissed AWF now and Sharon believes that Matt can't break Chelsia down. But then Joshuah says that the one thing Matt has on her is the "fat" issue that Chelsia gets upset over.

Chelsia also wants to call out Natalie for "speculating" on what James and Chelsia were going to do this Wednesday, remember, Allison started all this and no one is upset with her at this point.

Now they figure out that Matt is SUPPOSELY going to vote for Allison and Ryan to stay this week and throw the vote blame onto Chelsia and James. Of course they are SPECULATING this on Matt and Natalie and speculation is the new reason to be upset with people in the house. Joshuah says there's no way to prove who vote what way until after the show is over. Chelsia leaves and goes to talk to James. Both Joshuah and Sharon wonder and doubt how James and Chelisa will end up voting.

Sharon then says "we have to have everyone against everyone and no one against us". Sharon is too good at this fucking game. Oh how I long for her DESTRUCTION in the game!

Minutes later Natalie is up in the HOH room trying to clarify her conversation with Chelsia that started all this bullshit. She says she asked Chelsia what they are going to do and Chelsia gave the impression that there is still a few days left and would not give an answer and that Natalie then told Chelsia that she is voting out Allison and the supposely Chelsia walked away.

Sharon suggests Natalie to head downstairs with her and Natalie goes down leaving Sharon and Joshuah to chat real quick. Joshuah says he was ready to go AWF on Natalie, he's so annoyed with her and everyone else in the house, that's why he's staying up in the room as much as he can. Dear GAWD, let's not piss off Joshuah! I'm starting to think Joshuah thinks he's meaner than Dick. Oh damn I'm speculating, VOTE ME THE FUCK OUT!

Outside Matt and Sheila talk about James and what's going on in the house. Matt believes once James runs out of smokes that he will go nuts in the house and how James won't vote out Adam and Sheila because both James and Ryan are bumming smokes off Adam.

FUCKING ABOUT TIME! Sharon is outside with Matt and Sheila now discussing what James just said. How he was talking about if Matt hits him that he WINS the money even though there's a fucking house full of people still left. Sheila HATED that he made that comment and hopefully SHARON will tell this to Joshauh later tonight.

Then Matt says he knows what he can do to get to James and that is to sexually mess with Chelsia... but Matt doesn't realize that Chelsia is already angry with him because of what James said Matt supposely said about trying to break Chelsia down. Now they trash Allison and it's already boring. Moving on!

Later the Queen herself Joshuah is upstairs sulking in his bed talking with Sharon. He's sick and tired of James and Chelsia being "wishe washie" with their vote and "they can kill each other". Joshuah brings up how James and Chelsia OWE him his this vote to evict Allison because he SAVED them from being evicted this week. He goes on to say that they can't "burn their bridges" with Matt and Natalie in case James and Chelsia leave this game.

Allison does something downstairs with Matt in the living room and the BITTER HOH QUEEN notices it, sends Sharon out the balcony to see what's going on, Allison laughs inviting them downstairs and Sharon says Joshuah is "sick". Ohhh Joshuah, get over yourself, get downstairs and PLAY FOR JURY VOTES you dumb fuck!

Day 25: Josh prays early in the morning for God to help him with this house of idiots. UM... DUMBASSUAH, God has NO part in this game, stop going to him for help! Other than that the house is once again boring. No fighting, no game talk, Joshuah says he will leave any room if game talk starts, he's avoiding people so no more Queen bitch sessions, it's just NOT Big Brother. I could give a fuck if they all get along and talk about life, FIGHT IT OUT!

Oh wait, Joshuah and Allison got into it again but it was again one sided because Allison wanted to "talk" and Joshuah just wanted to insult her and they both ended it with no resolution. This whole Allison and Joshuah thing is BORING! Joshuah, pick someone new or shut the hell up.

James, start going in on Matt. Chelsia, start in on Natalie. Joshuah, start going after Sheila. Adam, show us your uncut dick. Let's change things up! Thank GOD there's a twist to the game coming up on Wednesday because this house sooo fucking needs it.

Right now Matt is in the pool with HIGH PIG SQUEALING Sharon, Chelsia and Ryan. Matt continues to push his sexual agenday on Chelsia. There's some talk about some movie and how ANYONE who sees it should want to have sex afterwards and if they don't there's something wrong with them. Both Matt and Chelsia agree about this stupid movie fact. Whatever Matt is doing Chelsia LOVES it.

If you remember Chelsia said in her promos that he likes a guy with "big muscles". A giant penis isn't going to do it for her. Yes she likes tats, something both James and Matt have but she wants BIG MUSCLES. Matt right now plays with Chelsia in the pool. Where the fuck is James? Matt knows when he touches Chelsia it makes James SUPER jealous!

Later Joshuah is in the HOH room as Sharon CONTINUES to build up Joshuah's ego and how he is so quick to tear down people. Sharon always laughs as Joshuah then builds up his own ego. Then Joshuah says "I'm the only one who can destroy Josh and I already do a pretty good job at that". Sharon gets the shower and tells Joshuah that James seems "on edge" and "irriated". Joshuah agrees that James is like that towards the rest of the house but little does he know that James hates them all. Yes even you Joshuah.

Later we get a WHAT?!?!? moment! Joshuah reveals he does BAREBACK with his boyfriend now because "we've been tested" and AND that you "can't get HIV if you're a top" because "you're the one pentrating". He tells this to James, Sharon and Chelsia. WHAT!?!?!

People, unprotected sex whether you're a top or bottom, you're still at risk for HIV! Don't listen to DUMBASSUAH.

James then gets Chelsia to talk about anal sex and if she is or isn't a virgin. Joshuah also reveals that if he has a random one night stand that he won't do BAREBACK, well THANK GOD for that. Um.. sex in a house of 20 somethings is always the most popular subject to discuss.

Now Joshuah talks about how you could get sex being gay nearly every night because there's "parties" nearly every night and you can get "handjobs" and sex from anyone at these parties. Chelsia brings up Neil and Joshuah says Neil would never be like that and that when they laid in bed that Neil was all about staying on his side of the bed.

Then they talk about James "living that whole quasi life for 6 months" and how "it wasn't a real lifestyle" for James and how James was getting "caught up in a crazy scene". Sooo does Joshuah know about James' secret gay porn lifestyle?

They also talk about "coke in the ass", the drug not the soft drink. Um... yeah none of this is going to make it to air. Joshuah then says "I'm a party boy" near the end of their sex chat.

Over in the bathroom Sheila is talking with Matt about how annoyed she is with James and how he thinks he's the only one that DESERVES that grand prize money. James makes a comment to Sheila about Matt "pissing the money away" when Sheila says Matt has a mother he wants to buy a house for and Natalie wants to do some good with that money. Matt says "fuck him" and makes it known to Sheila that James is saying stuff like to get under people's skin.

Minutes later Sheila is now talking with Sharon about James' game play and stuff he's saying. Sharon listens as she always does. Sheila says James talks about the idea of keeping Allison and Ryan so you can win against them in the final 2 spots. Sheila is basically starting to go around the house to talk shit about James and soon he'll find out about it and she and James will get into it. Anything is better than watching Joshuah and Allison go at it again, it's so boring and so yesterday with these 2.

Later Chelsia is up in the HOH room talking about intimidating Adam before the live vote and/or HOH and to make a deal with them EVEN THOUGH James is going around the house that it is pointless to make deals at this point in the game. She's all about getting her team with Joshuah's team to the final 2.

But really, who gives a good gawd shit. If a twist this Wednesay involves the couples to all split apart and everyone plays on their own at the same time players returning to the house by America's Choice votes... well then all this bullshit about 2 couples being at the end is just really a waste of mine and everyone's time. 2 more days until the twist is revealed! I can't wait!

Later James, Matt and Sheila is all getting into it but not really. Matt is all about how "we're all cool" and "we'll have to fuck each other in the end". Ryan chimes in about his thoughts as Chelsia tries to talk about... Basically it's a crappy yelling match about who's better than who and who's one uping who between Sheila, Chelsia, James, Matt, Natalie, Adam and Ryan. Allison is no where in sight, Sharon is up in the HOH and Joshuah is sitting at the hot tub.

There's a few "fuck you's" here and there and James being called a hypocrite as he tries to label Matt a hypocrite. Now James is getting upset that he's getting accused of things he hasn't been said and Natalie gets upset trying to confront James as Chelsia yells out how annoyed she is with her. As James and Matt try to "work it out" while Natalie and Chelsia exchange words.

Matt then brings it out to everyone hearing this when James did make a comment about how if Matt hit him then he WON the game. James DENIES saying exactly what Matt says and tries to add on what he said but Sheila chimes in and corrects him. Now the conversation is redirected to what Natalie heard about James wanting to use something personal against her. She won't reveal her "sources" as to who she heard this from and James gets upset after hearing this. Sooo James can keep his mouth shut and let people mind fuck themselves as to what he's doing yet people HAVE to tell him who said what about him. MALE BIATCH!

Then Sheila redirects the conversation back to James making that comment about how if Matt hits James then he WON the game but then Joshuah jumps in saying if one couple votes one way and the other votes the other way then he has final say and no one has to worry about campaigning against each other.

Chelsia then makes a comment about how everyone should just "kill themselves". Natalie goes inside with Sheila and Joshuah with Chelsia soon following in because she thinks Natalie is lying about hearing that James is going to use personal "mother" attacks to get at her.

Natalie inside tries to tell Chelsia she isn't lying and Chelsia makes it known that she only wants to know how Matt and Natalie are voting is so that it won't get BLAMED back on them. Outside James and Matt continue to exchange calm-ish words and Adam is a little pissed because he may go home but no one really knows what the other couple is going to do at this point.

Inside Chelsia is starting to talk to Natalie about the "beer" situation and they try to work that out and outside Ryan tries to defened Matt's actions while James tries to call Matt out on lying in the game. They talk, debate about "one week deals" outside while inside Natalie and Chelsia chat more calmly with Natalie laughing. I'm trying to track all four feeds at once in Quad Cam mode.

Outside Matt is showing Adam and Ryan that James is over thinking the game. Inside Joshuah is in the kitchen as well hearing all the discussions between the ladies. Chelsia and Sheila are talking about how Sheila would like to know how they are voting come Wednesday just because it is a common courtesy. Sheila is trying to make Chelsia realize how not telling them how they are voting is making them look a certain way.

OH MY GAWD, this week's fights are sooo stupid. Everything is happening tonight because James and Chelsia are causing doubt as to who they are voting out which causes this dominio effect on the rest of the house. The house speculates what James and Chelsia are doing and everything just snowballed into a night of bullshit.

Now Chelsia and Joshuah talk about what James is or isn't doing in the house and something that was brought up that Chelsia didn't like. Outside Sheila and Natalie talk on the outside couch. They discuss James, Sharon, Joshuah and Chelsia "being just as dirty" in the game due to their "mind games".

If you're lost the WHOLE REASON James and Chelsia are getting crazy here is because if the vote does come down to a 1 to 1 tie and Joshuah evicts Allison he will always wonder if James and Chelsia were looking to screw him over in some kind of way by keeping Allison and Ryan despite what he wanted thus ending their alliance as final 2 couples. That's it.

Later around the kitchen Joshuah and James, Chelsia and Sharon talk about how to make Natalie break. The James goes on again how he hates everyone in this game which causes Sharon to ask "You hate me?" and he is quick to say "no" but he really does. The only person he cares about is Chelsia and he's using Joshuah and Sharon to get him further in the game and when it comes to cutting Chelsia out of the mix he'll do that to.

James then forces a laugh as he talks about Sheila bringing up James' comment about how if Matt hits him he WON the money at the end and he DID say this and he DID mean that but when Joshuah hears this he brushes it off as if Sheila doesn't know what she's saying. Now Joshuah thinks Matt is "vile" and tells Sharon that he doesn't want him up in the HOH room anymore.

Chelsia wants to make a joke to Matt before the HOH comp and James encourages it because if Matt wins they are going up. They then discuss how James keeps his cool out there and James wants to get "mad" but doesn't want to look like something on TV but since when did he give a shit about that when he's on the road all the time and could give a shit about materialistic items such as a television set!

As they continue to talk their alliance is pretty much out in the open now. Joshuah tries to get one of his minion bitches to give James a "massage" to "calm this boy down". As the ALLIANCE moves into the sauna room they make jabs at Natalie and laugh. This alliance is NOW OUT AND PROUD.

Sheila and Natalie continue to bitch about James and how he says he's being "straight up" when Natalie says she KNOWS he's not when James lied to Matt about not putting him up the week he had HOH and he did anyways.

Joshuah then comes outside to tell them he doesn't want the vote to come to a 1 to 1 tie and he wants Matt and Natalie to vote out Allison. Sheila is back on how Allison started all this bullshit but she also believes James and Chelsia are NOT voting for her and Adam to stay. Natalie says she's seen unusal activities between Allison and James that suggest they are up to something which maybe causes more doubt in Joshuah's head.

Joshuah now says he would rather it not come down to a vote and would rather it be 2 to 0 vote. Sheila is now talking about how James and Chelsia are not a BIGGER target in the house. Joshuah is keeping his calm, shockingly by the way, with Natalie and Sheila going AWF about this and that. They continue to try and put doubt on James and Chelsia but they just don't know how tight James and Chelsia are with Joshuah and Sharon.

It's funny because this alliance is out and about in the house talking game in public areas and these idiots still can't figure out the alliance is now OUT AND ABOUT in the house. Sheila and Natalie BELIEVE James and Allison are in an alliance. A house of idiots. Figure it the fuck out!

Sheila starts chiming in about James being "obsessed" with the money hopefully causing doubt in Joshuah's mind about James' intentions with the money and how far he will go for it. Joshuah keeps brushing it off and keeps going back to the vote.

Ohhhhh HOLY FUCK now Sheila is telling Joshuah once again about the hitting Matt comment and him winning the money and how he didn't mention the house winning and how James' ego is about winning the money and how he turned on Matt... hopefully later in the game this causes Joshuah and Sharon to NOT trust James no matter what he says because they can't trust him when it comes to the grand prize money. To see I'm Better Than You James fall just before the end would be fucking GREAT!

Minutes later Sharon takes Matt up to the HOH room so he can listen to Britney. Now Matt tries to jokingly confront Sharon to being the "leak" because he told her something that she must of told James that came up in the argument downstairs just an hour ago. She tries to say she didn't do it but at the same time says she had to "investigate" what Matt said about James.

Downstairs Joshuha, James and Chelsia talk game and how James can't deal with all this aka Matt. Chelsia says she wants to be mean and Joshuah encourages her to be that kind of person because it is "entertaining". James also admits he was taken back when Matt and Natalie brought up "Operation Gardner" which James played it off as if everyone had an "operation" name attached to them. Basically the days of trusting Matt and Natalie and Sheila and Adam with any information.

Joshuah thinks next week is going to get "nasty". James now admits he "wants to drop some bombs" aka personal insults as does Chelsia. Thanks to Season 8's Dick bullies think insulting people personally wins them the game and this season a house full of idiots could make that theory true.

Then they discuss the T-Mobile questions they get that they answer that people can download on their phones. James says he gets alot and got a good amount today while Chelsia admits to having one today and Joshuah is a little sadden he hasn't gotten any today. This just shows you CBS and the fans have another Dick, the person he is on the live feeds is not being protrayed on the actual show. But then again I hated Dick last season, everyone loved him and he won. This year I hate James, everyone else seems to love him and I expect him to win this year.

Later in the sauna room James is alone with Chelsia. They talk about the idea of fucking with Matt. It seems Chelsia wants to act like she's interested in Matt to fuck with him, make him think he's playing her when she's making fun of him in the Diary Room at the same time fucking with Natalie's head who's super jealous of Matt to begin with.

Chelsia seems like she is down for it but then James, who's already smitten with Chelsia, asks her if she really wants to do it and he doesn't have to. Then Chelsia agrees to do "it" aka fucking with Matt. James says "thank you". But come on.. James' mind will start racing and he'll soon get Jealous of Chelsia messing with Matt and ORDER her to stop. Chelsia then tells James not let it "get to you" when she starts doing this to Matt.

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February 28, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 4 Featuring I'mBetterThanYou James

Day 22: Hmm... last night was one of the most boring and most confusing nights in Big Brother viewing history. Either Allison is working with Matt and Natalie to get out Sheila and Adam or Matt and Natalie are working with Sheila and Adam to get out Allison and Ryan. James and Chelsia are safe from being put on the block because Joshuah and Sharon are in a secret final 2 couple alliance to the end with them.

Sheila hates Allison again with an even more passion that the last time she hated her. Ryan's BRILLANT plan to backdoor James and Chelsia never saw the light of day because this house of nuts can't focus on getting the people who are in the best position to win the game evicted from the people who they are most annoyed with who they'd rather see get evicted. I shake my head at the stupidness and idiotness [yes I made up those words on purpose to describe the houseguests] of this year's cast.

Right now I'm mentally sending Allison a signal to FOCUS FOCUS and to get James and Chelsia evicted if Adam and Sheila are picked to play POV, throw it to them once Joshuah and Sharon are most likely not going to win and take control of the house by voting out I'm Better Than You James and I Will Never Fuck A Gay Porn Star Chelsia.

The houseguests are woken up to the song Strangers of the Night. It seems Joshuah was talking about that song being one of his favorite songs last night and they played it for him today. Sharon thinks BB is trying to get pump up Joshuah purposely to get out Allison. Joshuah loved the song but downstairs everyone hated the song. It seems BB picked out the worst, god awful version of the song sung by some old hags.

Later nearly all the houseguests, minus Joshuah, Sheila and Sharon, are around the kitchen area getting breakfast and chit chatting. Somehow it is brought up that Adam didn't know how to use the POV meaning if he plays today that he didn't know he was "safe" from being put up had he decided to use it.

He then jokes around about if there was a situation with him being on the block against Allison that the house would no doubt vote 2 to 0 in his favor getting Allison evicted. Apparently Adam delivered this line so well that everyone, James being the loudest, started to laugh at the joke and jab Adam gave to Allison.

And this bitch took it sooo personally so quick and then does the usual "Oh no, I didn't take that comment personally" and "I'll forgive but I won't forget" bullshit. She's obviously taking it peronsally as she continues to make comments to Adam and making fun of him for supposely not knowing how to POV works when everything pretty much caught on that he was fucking around.

She walks away and everyone starts telling the others who were around about it, they all laugh, talk behind her back and it's over.

Upstairs in the HOH room Joshuah and Sharon joke around about putting up Sheila against Allison just for the fuck of it. No one believes Allison and Ryan can win POV and no one believes Sheila and Adam can so there's a good chance someone will win it, save themselves or HOH wins POV and uses it to save Matt and Natalie to put up Sheila ALLLLL for the purpose of pitting Sheila against Allison to let them fight all week and he can take a break.

He's vicious!

Later most of the houseguests sit around the living room waiting for POV players to be picked. We get FLAMES and then everyone has moved to the couch room. It seems Big Brother told them to move to this room so they can get shots of the empty living room and Joshuah and Sharon coming out yelling "it's time to pick players for POV".

And we get Trivia, that crappy fucking trivia. POV players are picked now. What can we talk about until it is revealed. James threw up in the bathroom sink while he was brushing his teeth, something about spinach and coffee for breakfast. Chelsia gagged as he did it. Allison hugged Matt from behind to "work" him. Joshuah wants to wear his Tiara all day but he isn't at the moment. Sharon and Joshuah trash Allison forever and a day up in the HOH room. I'm pretty sure Ryan is bisexual because I swear I caught him eyeing a shirtless Matt in the bathroom.

What else. James is finally getting the hint that Chelsia doesn't want him. Earlier this morning Sheila says "good morning kids" to them both and Chelsia didn't react. James then is quick to say "Oh so she can call you kid but I can't". Chelsia says something about it being not that big of a deal and then James remembers when he was getting sexual with her in the HOH room last week he called her "kiddo" and she told him not to do it because she claimed it was "creepy"... which it is. Get the hint James, she doesn't want you.

Feed return and Allison makes a comment about "anyone can be backdoored this week". Adam and Sheila are officially playing for POV and Chelsia has this quiet look to her. Ryan comes by and says that she really wanted to compete. James is hosting.

Upstairs in the HOH Joshuah is PISSED that he now has only one that can compete in his secret hush hush alliance. Joshuah then reflects back to the HOH contest where he and Sharon took everyone else out and won. He's pacing back and forth.

It was also revealed downstairs by Adam that the contest is 3 hours from now so expect scheming to begin and hopefully, HOPEFULLY Ryan can step up and get the house to gang up on Johsuah and Sharon in the POV and then throw it to Sheila and Adam to win so J&C can be backdoored.

Sharon then reveals to us that if Allison wins POV that Matt and Natalie are the next to go. They want Sheila, who's already freaking out about being evicted if Allison wins POV, in the finals so they can beat her ass easily. Joshuah is ANGRY, he's fuming! Sharon's voice of encouragment is making my ears bleed. Must switch feeds.

Day 20: Joshuah is promising, PROMISING [and he fucking better deliver] that this next week if he either goes home and gets evicted or wins HOH & POV making sure Allison goes home... that when either Allison or Joshuah leave the house that no matter what Joshuah wants to SPIT a huge wad of spit into Allison's face. He wants to humilate her, go down in "YouTube" history, make Flavor of Love's spit incident nothing compared to what he's planning.

I just don't see this happening and I can see Allison find out by tomorrow or the day after because Joshuah is telling a number of people this. He keeps saying "I'm on the verge..." and then he talks about stabbing, slapping Allison and everyone in the house just because things aren't going his way.

Sheila then tells Chelsia, who joins them by laying down in her bed next to James, that she sees them fighting soon. James touches her and she jokingly tells him to stop and he does. Sheila then says she sees them as "brother and sister" and they quickly look at each other shocked because they make out alot and she jokes around telling James again not to touch her.

Joshuah now wonders if them not using POV this week was a "mistake". He also tells Sharon to "pray" alot tonight to ensure that they win HOH later tonight. Josh and Sharon believe, they BELIEVE, that they are going up on the block if they don't get HOH but actually James and Chelsia will go up on the block all thanks to Chelsia telling Allison some time ago that she saw herself and Joshauh's couple teams in the end, excluding Allison, telling this right to Allison's face.

As Morning comes and goes the house prepares for the next live show. Big Brother, being the shit starters themselves, order the houseguests to all head into the HOH room for a lockdown. Joshuah has yet to blow up on Allison and Big Brother hopes it will happen here but it wont's.

Joshuah has REVEALED to Adam and Sharon that he decided today that he could have gotten up this morning, headed to the bathroom and jerked off a load but now he's decided to see if he can hold it in the entire stay inside the Big Brother house. So no YouTube video of Josuah masturbating? Damn it!

As the boring as fuck Day 20 RAGES ON Sharon wants Joshuah to apologize to Allison for saying something to her but he won't and she fears that if Joshuah doesn't apologize that somehow they won't be targeted if Allison wins HOH. Sharon, like always, is thinking too far fucking ahead. It's like if we play Candyland with this girl and you're on the first move and she's already playing the 2nd game no one else has started, it's like CALM DOWN BITCH, relax, get through today before tomorrow happens.

HOLY CRAP. The live show has come and gone and we have an eviction and a new HOH. Alex and Amanda were evicted and Joshuah and Sharon are the new HOH! WHAAAAA? I know. It's like you squatted down, took a shit and tossed up into the fan, THE SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN people.

Now after watching the HOH competition one can easily realize how STUPID the rest of the house is. How much of an idiot to you have to be to not even think about studying quotes put on the walls by BB? They put them there for a fucking reason and it is for you to study them. Joshuah and Sharon had this in the bag when I saw them studying the quotes the other night when they realized the house wasn't going to do what they wanted. Since no one else studied they won the competition easily.

I mean no one, NO ONE, answered a question correctly besides Joshuah and Sharon. What a house of idiots. STUDY STUDY STUDY everything, even how many times those guinea pigs take a shit during the day because maybe Julie Chen's HOH question could be "Write down how many times the Guinea Pigs have shat in the house since the day you moved in". Then Julie Chen REVEALED this...

"The evicted couple will get a SURPRISE that no one will see coming. A new chapter will begin for this season of Big Brother." This was mentioned when Julie informed us of next Wednesday's live eviction show happenings! Ohhhh This must mean someone is coming back and everyone should be split up and the couple bullshit is over with. Expect James to start backstabbing everyone, including Chesia, to get that prize money.

And don't get me started on James, that SELF RIGHTEOUS fuck. You're 21, you're not better than anyone else in this world. This MALE TWAT told Julie during the live show that he "hates" the other people in the house and how "materialistic" they are yet he will do ANYTHING to win the money... to what... SAVE the money from being spent the "wrong" way? FUCK James, oh GAWD I hate him.

Now comes the fucked up shit. Remember I hated Maggie from day 1 during season 6 and she won. Then I hated Mike Booger from day 1 for season 7 and he won. Then I hated Dick from day 1 for season 8 and he won. This season I made it public here that I hated James from day 1. This must mean he's going to win this season. SHIT!

Back to the live feed updates. After the amazing cunty win of HOH Allison started going into anger mode. She told Matt that if he plays for POV and wins it that he MUST take her off the block. Who the fuck is she to tell Matt this. Please if someone wins POV they use it on themselves,

Joshuah and Sharon also hugged James and Chelsia because they are pretty much safe and have no worries this week of ever going up or being backdoored. This is the house's only true alliance and they will NOT turn on each other... YET. If next week brings the end of everyone playing as couples then expect this alliance to turn on each other SUPER quick!

Allison has now gone into blame mode accusing Matt that it is all his fault that she is being targeted this week. Allison is also being told by Ryan to get Joshuah to hit her so that he leaves and his rein of power ends sooner than anyone expected. Allison also blames BB for having an elimination game because it isn't "fair" but had she won and eliminated Joshuah and Sharon than it would have been fair, I'm assuming.

Over in another part of the house Sheila is back to selling out Allison going back to talking shit about her and making sure the house target is off her and on Allison. Later inside Allison was in the bathroom and with Ryan's instructions she started to push Joshuah's buttons to get him to hurt her in an argument.

She said something about him calling her a bitch and he came back with words that included "cunt" and "whore" and fucking this and fucking that... this begins The MEGA CUNTY KITTY CAT FIGHT between them. This is where he gets up in her face and the HOH key is swung in her direction. They are broken apart and she goes into the Diary Room to complain about Joshuah and the incident.

Now Sharon thinks other people in the house will think Joshuah is someone that shouldn't win the game and will use this incident as well as the fight with Amanda against them. She hates that Joshuah goes off like this when she likes to play the behind the scenes shit starter.

Natalie is also starting to sell Allison the fuck out by telling Joshuah all the things she's said or done. Everyone except Ryan is anti Allison and she's public enemy number one. Joshuah has also promised Adam and Sheila that they are not going up. Interesting.

Later Allison comes out and Joshuah is called into the Diary Room. When he comes out he goes into the Pink room to tell them that he is not getting kicked out of the game for what he did to Allison but that he MUST stay 5 feet away from her AT ALL TIMES.

Right now the feeds are on trivia which means something is going. Either someone is leaving the house because they are giving up aka Allison or someone is getting booted from the house aka Joshuah for violence.

I KNOW. A fucking MAAAZING!

Feeds come back after 20 minutes or so on trivia. Joshuah is sitting in the living room with Sharon and Sheila. Joshuah is telling her that she's safe, in fact everyone is safe except Allison and that everyone can just have fun with week except her, Allison. Joshuah keeps trashing Allison left and right about her appearance and how she does this and that and suddenly Sheila is all about laughing along and trashing Allison.

Joshuah is calling this "Goodbye Week" for Allison. After what seemed like endless trashing of Allison by Joshuah to other houseguests they finally get called into the Diary Room to give their reactions for winning. When they come out they will get to see their HOH.

Outside Ryan comes up with a FUCKING BRILLANT PLAN. Super brillant! He tells Adam outside that if Matt and Natalie go up on the block against Allison and Ryan on the block that hopefully Adam and Sheila are picked to play POV. With James and Chelsia not playing that means that Joshuah and Sharon and have a 25% chance of winning POV. If Joshuah is out of the competition for some reason, depending on the type of POV game is played, then both Ryan and Matt's teams will throw the POV so that Adam and Sheila win POV.

Once Adam and Sheila win POV they will use it to save one of the couples FORCING Joshuah to put up his alliance members James and Chelsia on the block. Now Joshuah has NO control over anything anymore and voting power goes back to Adam and Sheila and whoever they pull off. They take out James and Chelsia and Joshuah and Sharon can't play for HOH next week and they are the targets the following week. BRILLANT plan. Our Chunky Teddy Bear finally uses his brain located under his adorable wuvable squeezable pecs.

Now Joshuah wants things to go his way and he wants James and Chelsia to play POV win it or win POV himself so that there is a tie in the votes and he has the last decision to take out Allison. So this week either Allison and her minions takes out James and Chelsia or Joshuah takes out Allison himself.

The feeds finally show Allison in the boat room, laying in a bed, talking to Chelsia about what Joshuah said to her. He called her a "cunt, a whore, a slut, a bitch" and threatened to "strangle" her during "live television", or so Allison thinks. Actually none of us saw this on "live television" because the feeds were blocked out. DAMN IT!

Later Joshuah and Sharon show off their HOH room to everyone except Allison. Joshuah's HOH cd is... yep... Britney Spears' Blackout. Sharon's CD is Enrique Something. Joshuah then tells everyone in the room that beer and wine are not allowed tonight so don't bother asking the DR for them.

Downstairs Ryan and Matt laugh and joke around to James about how they are both ready to go on the block. Here's hoping the house can take control of the votes with POV and send James home! YEAH!

At some point Allison talked to Sharon finally and told her that Joshuah could still get punished because he broke some kind of rule, I don't know what the fuck she's talking about but it's just a situation we'll have to wait and see.

As Joshuah and Sharon enjoy their HOH room Joshuah is now OVER CONFIDENT that he and her can win EVERYTHING based on a house of idiots not caring about understanding what it takes to win anything. Joshuah is all about "we won 2 competitions, back to back". Here's the POWER TRIP I was hoping Joshuah was about to go and it looks like he's on it.

Joshuah says Ryan is "weak" and "stupid" and basically not a threat to him or his OVER CONFIDENT alliance. Meanwhile Adam and Sheila are officially off slop and they can eat pizza that was delivered to them to celebrate the end of whatever they are celebrating.

As the "family" eats at the dinner table we see Allison emerge from her bed to eat with the group. She sits a person away from Joshuah. AWWWWWKKKKWWARD! Allison has this look on her face that shows she's been crying for hours, she's red in the face and looks like hell. Joshuah, glowing like a cracked diamond, is enjoying his pizza but says little to nothing to anyone.

After dinner Chelsia heads into the storage room with Matt to get something. Chelsia informs Matt that Allison wants to go home. It seems Allison has stated this to a number of people on different occasions after the big kitty cat fight. Then Matt lets Chelsia ride him via piggy back style and then he thrusts her on the counter with his muscular beautiful arms and he gets between her legs and attempts to kiss her. WHA WJAHWHAHS HWJAHW WHAAA?

Actually Matt teases her lips with four attempts to kiss her. Their lips never really touch but he turns her on and I mean he TURNS HER THE FUCK ON because her hips push forward as if she was getting fucked by a man. She then pushes him off and laughs and they both leave the storage room. Great... we're getting a new 3 some romance with James having to fight off Matt for his lady.

The "boys", Matt, James, Adam and Ryan talk outside on the couches about the Allison and Joshuah fight. Matt is hearing maybe for the first time about Joshuah supposely screaming to Allison that he wanted to strangle her and slit her throat which causing Matt to say that if he was standing there and heard that that he would have gotten in Joshuah's face.

Later Allison and Sheila are in the sauna room discussing something that Sheila thinks was a misunderstanding whereas Allison thinks Sheila meant whatever the fuck Allison thinks she said in regards- forget it, it's useless, something about the live show answer that Sheila gave to Juile Chen about their house fight. Ryan watches on as he lays his chunky body on the massage table. Allison LIES to Sheila saying she's NEVER said anything bad about her in this game but she has.

Upstairs in the HOH room Joshuah explains to Sharon his "reasons" for hating Allison. He says Allison was the one who first came up to the HOH room last week to get out Matt & Natalie and how she then went downstairs and supposely made it seem like it was all Joshuah and Sharon's idea, which I don't think she actually did but okay, whatever. He also is upset at the fact that Allison spread the "rumor" that them and James & Chelsia are in an alliance... which he admits they are BUT THAT Allison shouldn't have gone around and told people.

Okay DUMBASSUAH, I guess people are here to make sure that your alliance doesn't get out. Minutes later Joshuah apologizes to Sharon about blowing up and how Sharon has to be the one to "clean up" his messes. Joshuah then says he WILL NOT apologize to Allison for going off. Sharon continues to softly kinda nudge Joshuah into rethinking his verbal attacks on people because it is NOT helping them win the end game. Joshuah admits he will not think ahead and he thinks for the moment.

Soo... Sharon, are you basically saying that when you two are split up that Sharon will turn on you? OH GAWD I hope so! I'm shaking here thinking about that ULTIMATE backstab!

Back down in the sauna room Ryan tells Allison her his fucking brillant plan and she agrees but brushes it off to talk about herself and what Joshuah did to her and how she can't believe she lost the HOH game. Oh come on, give Ryan some credit, he just told you something that should make you fucking estatic!

Allison is also back to how "upset" she is with Big Brother about how they handled this incident between her and Joshuah and also bitchin again about how THEY saved Matt and Natalie this past week. Blah blah blah bitch.

Now Allison says "nothing he said to me upset me" but Ryan thinks otherwise. Yeah bitch, keep telling that to yourself. It's obvious if anyone says something to you you take it personally. She just used the word "retards" to explain Sheila and the other people in the house's actions in the game. She also calls them "idiots".

Back in the HOH room Sharon is selling how good she has it in the game to Joshuah because their POWER TRIP is already seeing them as part of the final 2. Joshuah thinks everyone in the house "loves" him as well except for Allison and Amanda. He also says he has no reason to get upset with anyone else in the house and says "fuck her" about Allison.

Joshuah then points out how bad Allison looked at the dinner table. Then Sharon says Allison "doesn't know how to play this game" because she said something that was overheard by them... Allison got what she wanted 2 weeks in a row you country hick, what the fuck have you done except win 2 comps back to back? You're just as stupid as her because you're telling everyone how great you are with everyone thus making you the ULTIMATE enemy to everyone when the pairs are split up. Oh Sharon, who's stupid now?

Joshuah now wonder who to put up on the block. They BELIEVE Adam and Sheila who LIED to them saying they would NOT use the POV if they won it. Little do they know! They also talk about the possibility of putting Allison up against Sheila with Matt and Natalie not getting put up.

Downstairs in the couch room James and Chelsia have taken the old bed Joshuah and Sharon use to sleep in, the one in the corner that is perfect for spying on people with. James lays down in the bed while Chelsia sits nearby along with Adam and Sheila nearby all talking about shit and giggles things.

At one point James takes his big porn tongue and licks Chelsia's back ANNNNDD we get the fireplace on the feeds because Chelsia's dad doesn't want anyone to see Gay Porn Star James take advantage of his daughter without her knowing the truth about him. Maybe her and her father are bigots and hate on Gay people, who knows?

After James pulls his giant tongue back in his mouth she tells him to "get the fuck off" in her cheerful happy kind of way. Adam encourages James to give her an ass hickey but she says "I do not want ass cheek hickeys... get away from me". But she always delivers her repeated attempts for James to stop under a mask of nervous giggles.

Minutes later Allison walks by and everyone calls her to join them. She does and starts the small talk and getting back into the groove that everything is fine again. Adam then hugs her saying he loves her and she laughs grabbing his ass. Adam and James leap off and head to the outside because the lockdown they were on is over now, the HOH stuff is gone from the backyard.

The ladies now discuss guys getting erections because it seems James jumped out of a bed with an erection that was easily seen in his underwear. GREAT, Amanda is announcing to Ryan, Allison and Chelsia that her PERIOD has already started. Allison jokes around asking when Ryan's is going to start. That's it Allison, get back in the game!

Back in the HOH room Joshuah trashes Ryan for being out of shape and smoking too much and Allison for having small breasts. He then says a "fetus" has bigger breasts than her and that her breasts are just a "nipple" and nothing else. He continues to attack Allison about how she looks, her body at 50 years old, etc, etc... when the couples are split up BELIEVE ME Sharon will have loads and loads and loads of ammo against Joshuah to spread around the house.

Joshuah continues to tear Allison down and Sharon laughs along throwing in a small insult about Allison and then Joshuah REVEALS that he's immature in the ways of throwing people's stuff behind the couches and hiding them from people. The trash talking just doesn't stop and doesn't stop and doesn't stop.

High and mighty Joshuah now talks about how he knew James was this great game player in the beginning when everyone else thought he was just this "freak" and how he's knows this house "inside and out". Well guess what Joshuah, James will turn on you in a fucking flat second to get him closer to the money. You're not his friend, you're a used up cum filled kleenex he'll toss aside once he's done with you. Trust James and you'll get fucked!

Sharon then reveals that she doesn't trust Matt and Natalie and Joshuah is dishing out compliments towards Amanda calling her "beautiful" and Alex being well off for "owning his own company". Now he talks about his church back home seeing him and how they are "praying" for him as he plays this game... Sharon is also very religious and I'm sure did not like hearing that. But she brushes it off and continues to talk a mile a minute about shit she thinks is important.

Joshuah then reveals that Neil hated Jen and Amanda and Allison so had he been in the house he'd be on Joshuah's side the whole time. He also reveals that he, Neil and Allison got into it the morning before Neil left the game about something regarding Jen. Joshuah now says he is not done with Allison and will go AWF again on her about the lesbian lie.

Allison downstairs is telling Sheila that Joshuah is really "crazy" and that this is the third time he's "flipped out". James takes a seat nearby and Allison is quick to tell him that what he said didn't hurt her but that his threats were out of line. James says there is security everywhere and cameras everywhere and he won't do anything and all it is is just words. Allison says "from day one" that BB has been telling them all that threats are not to be thrown around. James keeps telling Allison to just relax and not worry about it.

Sheila is there too and starts talking about how she's also been through the same as Allison, WHEN SHE HASN'T, inside the house with Adam but she never thinks Adam will ever do anything to her except yell at her.

Matt joins them and lays near Chelsia's feet. Matt is going to keep trying to sexually get towards Chelsia... I just know it. Allison then says she wants to move into the boat room but Adam tells her not to sleep in the "cursed bed" where Jen and Parker slept and where Alex and Amanda slept. Allison than says she doesn't care about the cursed bed and will sleep there! BUM BUM BAH BUMMMM!

Day 21, Part 1: Sheila, Matt, Adam, Allison and Chelsia are all in the couch room discussing the possible "twist" coming up and how maybe new people will come into the house that they know outside of the house and something about Evel Dick coming into this house and also them as pairs getting split up to play on their own. Then they start talking about Evel Dick and how she thinks she would get along with Dick but everyone tells Sheila that Dick would HATE her.

She and Matt also agree that the reason why Dick went off on Jen last season was because he liked her and she denied him her pussy and he went nuts on her. Then the conversation changes to both Matt and James admitting that they would fuck Sheila. Then Adam chimes in that he would join and "gangbang" her. Matt then says "3 holes".

Now James brings up the "effiel tower" where two guys are fucking a woman, one in her mouth and the other in the ass and both guys "high five" above the girl. Sheila says that her "friend" says that's "gay". James then admits that he has no problem with another guy and that if "a guy and a girl want to blow me... whatever". They start to laugh at James.

Later Allison and Adam are laying in the boat bed laughing about yesterday's happenings and them all loosing HOH. The she gets back around to how Joshuah took it too far. I get it know, she's going to try and turn the house against Joshuah for taking it that far. Good girl!

Now Ryan is in the boat room with Allison and here we get a better understanding what happened between her and Joshuah. It seems Allison said Sharon called her a bitch behind her back and she overheard her saying this. Sharon, who was around the corner, heard Allison saying this and Sharon admitted it. Joshuah then stepped in to defend Sharon who he thought was getting attacked by Allison.

That's how the fight went down between Joshuah going off on Allison and apparently swinging his HOH key at her face and threatening her life.

Ryan thinks still that Allison was "rattled" by what Joshuah said about her personally and she gets angry thinking Ryan thinks this and is giving Joshuah an idea that he really did get under her skin. Then he says that Sharon says what Allison is saying about how the fight started is wrong and a lie that prompts Allison to get up out of her bed to go confront Sharon

She finds Sharon outside in the hot tub where Joshauh is and Natalie. Adam is also out there. She and Sharon exchange bullshit back and forth about how they are "cool" and just before Allison walks away she makes it known to the group outside that whatever Joshuah said about her personally did not get to her.

Joshuah is in the hot tub waving his hand for her to leave and then it starts between them. He's again attacking how she looks and calls her a cunt and tells her to leave and to walk away. At one point he raises his voice to LEAVE and says she is "provoking" this and that she's going home this week because of her "mouth". Ryan comes outside but takes a seat to watch this unfold.

Natalie sits in the hot tub with Sharon as they watch. Joshuah keeps telling Allison to leave him because of the "staying away 5 feet from her" thing that was forced on him by Big Brother. Sharon keeps telling Joshuah to stop and he won't. Allison keeps telling Joshuah that what he's saying isn't hurting her. Ryan sits there like a pathetic man he is and says nothing to Joshuah. NOTHING! That's his partner, stand up to Joshuah with her!

Joshuah keeps telling her "bye" and she says she feels "sorry" for him and just before she walks into the house she blows him a kiss as he calls her "cunt" again. Ryan then gets up and FINALLY talks but in a calm manner. Allison walks inside to her room and says "Ryan is such a fucking idiot".

She then heads for the Diary Room where Sheila is in right now. Sheila is forced out by the Diary room and exits out as Allison walks in. Here comes Joshuah inside to find Matt, Sheila, Chelsia and James in the couch room talking about how Allison is starting this and provoking him. He then walks back toward the sliding glass door to go outside but hears and sees Allison walking back inside.

This causes Joshuah to twist back around and start in on Allison. Asking if she's leaving and that he'll help pack her bags. He's moving fast toward the couch room where Allison is and we get the fucking fireplace.

After about 10 plus minutes we see Allison sleeping in the boat room in her "cursed" bed. Ryan comes into the couch room to tell the couch gang about the yelling match. He then goes into the boat room to be confronted by an ANGRY Allison who keeps harping on Ryan on really being her partner and sticking up for her.

Ryan leaves to the storage room to grab some pillows and a blanket. He's apparently sleeping on the couch bed next to James and Chelsia. Chelsia then gets up go to the boat room to see what's up with Allison. Allison then says how she doesn't "care" about anyone in the game, doesn't care about "stupid Big Brother" and her partner. She also explains to Chelsia about how Ryan just got after her for lying to him about who said what earlier and how he thought she was going outside to ask Sharon about one thing but ended up asking her about another and he felt like an idiot outside after she left to go back inside.

Allison has dismissed Ryan as a "retard". Allison also tells Chelsia that "she's done" with this and how she will throw everything and make Ryan get on slop. She again talks about how if Big Brother is not going to "take threats seriously" then they can take "their $750 bucks" and how she doesn't need it. If you don't know each houseguest makes $750 bucks a week for staying in the house in case they don't win the show.

Chelsia starts talking up Allison about how she wants to see her "fight" but Allison gets back on how she was "threatened" and how Ryan "came in here and did that to me". Allison says she's "NOT FUCKING AROUND" if Big Brother doesn't do something to Joshuah about his verbal threats and that she's done with all this. She wants Big Brother to do something now or she walks or quits or whatever threat she's putting on Big Brother.

Then Allison starts to reveal the Diary Room's line of questioning. How they ask her if she REALLY thinks Joshuah will do anything to her and then we get flames. When we come back Allison continues her rant about how Big Brother is going to "seriously loose a cast member" if they don't do something to Joshuah. Personally the only thing I can think of that Big Brother could do to make Allison happy is to take POV away from Joshuah and Sharon meaning they can't play and the rest of the house can.

Chelsia comes out to the couch room to report to Ryan what Allison said about him and the game and everything. Ryan and her get up to talk on the living room couch. Ohh apparently Ryan tells Chelsia that Allison "FLICKED ME OFF" and how Ryan said he will not talk to her until she apologizes to him and that he would have gone off on her had she not been though all she has been today.

Both wonder if she is "mentally and emotionally" at her breaking point and Ryan still thinks that Allison was rattled by Joshuah. Here comes Joshuah again and Chelsia informs him that Allison is acting nuts towards her and Ryan. Chelsia now tells Joshuah that Allison is ready to walk unless something happens to you. Ryan then brings up how Allison lied to him and how she flicked him off. Joshuah then tells Ryan about the lesbian secret that he already knows and how he wants to out her about it tomorrow and confront her about lying and blah blah blah.

Now Chelsia tells Joshuah that Allison is considering SUING Joshuah and Big Brother for his actions. Joshuah then downplays his "threats" as just "words" and how he didn't ever touch her and how Dick poured water on Jen last season and went off on people. When the lawsuit stuff comes up we get flames.

When it comes back Joshuah keeps talking about how he's going to go AWF on her and Chelsia tells Joshuah that "you really need to cool it off about that" meaning no more fights or confrontations. Joshuah leaves and Chelsia informs Ryan about all the details of Allison playing up the lesbian lie and Ryan is shocked by all the details. Ryan is an idiot as he keeps going back to Allison lying to him about what was said in the room as to what was said outside during the 2nd figtht.

Ryan.. you're an idiot but maybe not at the same time. If Allison walks out and leaves then game then everyone loves you and you get a new partner and you're no longer on people's targets. So maybe you leaving Allison out to dry is not such a bad idea. Of course if Jen comes back you're fucked again. Or Amanda, you're fucked again. Or Parker, you're fucked again. Or Jacob, you're fucked again. Or Alex, you're fucked again because he just doesn't know how to play. You're fucked either way.

OH GAWD, Joshuah is SUPER GAYING it up in the HOH room listening to his Britney Spears. He's snapping, wearing his tiara, dancing in place, looking at the camera, having a gay ol' time. He's happy as fuck. It boggles my mind how he's gone off on Amanda, taken shit way too far and how everyone still adores him afterwards. Then he does it again with Allison, takes it way too far with death threats and everyone STILL loves and adores him afterwards.

Why can't he be the next most hated person in the house? He was going to be had he not won HOH so there's still hope next week when he can't play and the TWIST is revealed for the season. As I type this Joshuah is still daning and snapping every few seconds. SNAP! He's pointing, mouthing the words, squating down, biting his lower lip, just hugged himself as if he's copying Britney Spear's music video.

Later in the kichen Joshuah finds out from Natalie and Adam how even her own partner has turned his back on her. Joshuah now jokes around about hiding stuff in the kitchen that Allison could use to hurt him. Now Joshuah comes up with an idea to put a "6" on her bowl that has her name on it. If you don't know the houseguests have labeled their own plates and glasses with their names.

He heads into the sauna room to grab a "whore red" lipstick bottle and grabs Allison's bowl and heads up to the HOH room to paint number "negative 6" all over the bowl. Natalie was the one who told him to add the "negative" to the six number. If you don't know when Parker was in the house he gave both Sheila and Allison a "6" on a scale of 1 to 10 how hot he thought they were. He's allowed to do this, it's his own opinion, they asked for it and when they found out the number they were given they went around and told everyone how no one in their life thinks they are a "6" and how ugly Parker is.

Now Joshuah wants to throw the "6" back in her face using her bowl. Now he writes "no tit" on another side of the bowl because he's trash the size of her breasts to everyone. He writes something else and then heads downstairs to show Natalie and Adam his MASTERPIECE.

He leaves it on the round kitchen table as a "center piece". He then grabs her Allison's key from the wall thanks to yet ANOTHER idea by Natalie. He pulls his pants down and wipes the key all over his sweaty fat ass crack and puts it back in the wall. He then tells them that he's "really a nice guy" but he's been pushed too far. He then says that everyone should think this is funny but Allison takes it too personally.

Ryan walks to the kitchen and we get flames. When the feeds come back the bowl is still there, apparently Ryan doesn't think it is that bad. Joshuah goes outside and Adam continues to make Joshuah think he was provoked with both women in the house and the fights he was involved with.

Joshuah grabs the bowl and adds more stuff to it and is told by others and Big Brother to go upstairs because Ryan and Allison are screaming at each other in the boat room. Meanwhile Natalie comes outside pissed off at Matt because he pushed her off when she got in the bed because she wanted to talk to him and he didn't want anything to do with her.

Natalie is right here because Matt was earlier laying on Chelsia's bed and Ryan's bed and let Chelsia lay between him and Ryan but when he's in bed and she wants to "talk" to him he pushes her away. Inside Sheila and Adam go upstairs to the HOH room to talk. Joshuah shows off his bowl art piece to Sheila. He tells Adam about the lesbian thing and how Allison "conned" Sheila into being part of the whole lesbian lie. Sheila goes with it that it was all Allison's doing.

Joshuah is now using his "gay" angle as the reason why he's sooo upset about the lesbian lie that involved a fake "adopted child". Sheila is ALL about how evil Allison is with this lie and how it was ALL Allison and not here. Expect another Sheila and Allison blow out in the morning!

Outside the "boys" minus Adam talk about their girls. Matt is becoming a "dickhead" regarding him talking about Natalie behind her back saying "I'm not attracted to you and when you lay on me it makes my body quiver". He says he probably has to tell her the truth but he doesn't want to make her cry. James then being the over confident idiot tells them that his "lady" plays "neutral" with all the ladies in the house. Remember James, you may be split from your partner at some point!

Chelsia comes outside and now Matt tries to get her thoughts on what's happening between Natalie and him. Matt is basically upset because Natalie wants to tell him that they are going on the block again after he was just on the block but Natalie told him earlier that she was on the block with him so it doesn't make sense for him to be so angry with her.

Adam comes outside as Sheila stays upstairs trashing Allison upstairs and Adam tells Matt that Natalie is crying inside in her bed. Matt the douche bag yells out "what did I do now?" Back inside Allison is talking with Natalie but then Ryan comes back to the rooms and Allison wants to talk to him in the boat room.

It seems Ryan is always walking away from Allison and it's pissing her off because she feels he should stay and talk to her. Ryan now explains his side on how the house thinks Allison is so "manipulitive" about the whole lesbian lie and she tries to defend herself. Ryan tries to cool everything between them and tells her everything can still work in their favor this week and to get back on track.

Allison also apologizes for flicking off Ryan. She also keeps brushing off the lesbian lie as "no big deal". Ohh Allison says "it wasn't my idea" while Sheila is upstairs telling everyone it was Allison's idea!!! Sheila VS Allison PART 2 later today! Both try to work it out and move forward.

Matt goes grab Natalie who is draped in her blanket to go outside to the hammock. He hugs her on the way and apologizes for giving her the "finger" and kisses her on her forehead. Ohhh SHIT upstairs Sheila just told Chelsia and Joshuah and Sharon that Allison HAS SAID that Ryan TRIED TO KISS HER! Whaaaa?!?!?!

Ryan and Allison hug it out and go to bed. Allison now says if Joshuah was "smart" he would use her to get out someone else. Um... why don't you fucking wait until after POV and do Ryan's BRILLANT plan??? Allison now says that after Joshuah went off on Amanda that he "cried" afterwards and that he will "break" soon and that all she has to do is "take it" until it's over.

Now Ryan starts saying that Joshuah feels like he's a "girl" and that's why he has a "cat fight" with the girls in the house. Actually Ryan heard this "theory" from others in the house. Meanwhile Joshuah walks into the storage room to "put something up" aka the bowl he wrote all over so that Big Brother can take it and replace it with a new one. They also ORDER Joshuah to clean Allison's key that he wiped on his ass with soap and water and put it back in it's slot!!!! FUCK YEAH BIG BROTHER!

Joshuah walks into the HOH room laughing. He tells Sheila and Chelsia that "I stuck it [key] in my asshole" and both are shocked but laugh. Sheila is telling Joshuah not to take this lesbian thing too far and to let it go. Sheila and Joshuah hug as she leaves the room. Chelsia then encourages Joshuah's behaviour and then is told by Joshuah that he plans to nominate Matt and Natalie against Ryan and Allison. Simple as that.

Now we get FLAMES. When feeds come back we find out that Joshuah was ORDERED to go to the Diary Room to be told to NO LONGER talk about it. He's soooo pathetic and got schoooled in the Big Brother house.

Meanwhile Natalie and Matt still argue outside on the hammock. Like I said before, until Matt steps up and says how he really feels about her and stops bullshiting her I think he's a piece of shit, just be honest with the girl and admit you LEAD her on by allowing her to give you blowjobs, something sexual you KNEW was going to make her attached to you. IDIOT.

HOLY SHIT it never STOPS! Joshuah and Sharon see Allison "running" everywhere downstairs. It seems the Diary Room made Joshuah take Allison's key out of the wall slot and leave it for Big Brother to replace. Allison came out to the kitchen area and noticed her key was missing. So what does she do? She grabs some nail polish and Joshuah's key and starts marking something on his key!!!!

I KNOW! What the fuck! But it's super funny to watch unfold live!

Of coures we get FLAMES on the screen and so many minutes later Allison and Ryan are sleeping back in their bed as if NOTHING happened. Outside Matt and Natalie continue to argue like idiots about stupid things but who gives a fuck. It's more exciting in the house of brats.

Back to Allison and Ryan. Allison calls him a "little fatty" and "you don't want your innertube getting any bigger" and he's "so digusting" and how he looks like the "devil" with his "horns". Ryan talks about wanting to go AWF on Joshuah and she encourages it. He then says he's never said anything about me but OH HE HAS behind your back you big ol' sexy chunky teddy bear. Yep, Natalie and Matt continue to argue outside. BORING!

Matt and Natalie finally end their never ending fight outside and she goes to the pink room to sleep and Matt goes to the couch bed to sleep. Does he not remember the fucking rule that couples are suppose to sleep in the same bed or there's a penalty??? He motions with the finger to his head that Natalie is "crazy". Now he's laying in Chelsia and James' bed telling them his side of the whole fight that they supposely resolved.

Matt is laying face forward to Chelsia while James is spooning her from behind. Both Matt and James play "3some" with her and start humping her from both sides and she laughs but pushes them off. Then we get the fucking fireplace because Chelsia's daddy doesn't want us masturbating to James getting it on with his daugther.

Just as everyone goes to sleep up in the HOH room a male's voice calls for Joshuah to go to the Diary Room. He gets up and heads down to see what's up. A minute later he returns and tells Sharon that he can't talk about it and that everything is "okay" for him and Sharon.

Minutes later Chelsia is now in the room listening in and starts to chime in. They try to figure out who it all started between Joshuah and Allison because it started before anyone won HOH and Sharon tells Allison that she's hearing that they are Allison's next target to be evicted. Allison LIES denying she every said that but it's TRUE. Allison has been telling people that she is targeting Joshuah and Sharon to be evicted.

Day 21, Part 2: So here's what happened after the houseguests woke up for the day. Joshuah and Allison get into it again! In the bathroom Allison is putting her on makeup while Joshuah is in the kitchen. It starts with them throwing around comments about her suing him after this show is done and "Chase" is brought into it! "Chase" is supposely this guy that Joshuah has back home that he hopes HOPES will be there waiting for him when this show is over.

Allison has FINALLY found something to get under Joshuah's skin and it is Chase. She says "I wonder who Chase is BUTT FUCKING back home?" and how her and Chase will be best friends after this show. From his response you just know the very idea of Chase sleeping with another person is eating at him.

At one point she goes into the kitchen area to keep pushing at the Chase button. Then Joshuah throws the "butt fucking" comment back at her and she then says "Well I don't want my butt fucked, it's you do. It's what a gay person wants, not a straight person." Um... really? I know both "straght" men who want their girlfriends to fuck them in the ass with dildos and I know there's women who want and LOVE to be fucked in the ass by their man.

Then Joshuah ORDERS her to leave and get away and she comes back saying he can't "fucking" tell her where to go or what to do. Then she informs us that the PRODUCERS told her that Joshuah has to stay 5 FEET AWAY from her, not the other way around but it kinda makes sense that it works both ways.

Now Allison wants to know what exactly set him off to attack her. He won't talk about it and calls her a "cunt" again and she calls him "immature" when they both have turned into immature brats.

Then Joshuah SHOCKINGLY backs down! Joshuah heads upstairs to his room still exchanging words about him sending her home and her saying he won't. Blah blah blah.

Later Joshuah and Sharon call a house meeting in the HOH room leaving Ryan and Allison out. They discuss the idea of backdooring Allison, to not even let her have a chance to play for POV. They all know there's a 50/50 chance that Allison could be picked to be the fourth couple playing for POV but they hope the odds are in their favor.

Little does Joshuah know that Ryan's BRILLANT plan of backdooring James and Chelsia may work if James and Chelsia do not end up playing for POV. You see if J&C do not play that means Ryan and Allison are. If they somehow win POV they can pull off any nominated couple then forcing Joshuah to put up his own alliance members and then Ryan and Allison, along with whatever couple they save, have the POWER yet again this week to send James and Chelsia out the fucking door and Joshuah & Sharon can't do a damn thing to stop it.

So either Joshuah gets his way this week or Allison gets her way this week. One of them will have the last word on who got who.

Later Chelsia and Allison are talking in the couch room. Allison already notices Sheila acting "fake" behind her back but Chelsia thinks it is because Sheila is afraid to go up and is protecting herself. Then Chelsia agrees that Joshuah went too far and she won't tell Allison what Sheila has said upstairs. Ryan is there too and agrees with Chelsia that Sheila is "kissing his ass". Ryan tries to get Allison to ignore what Sheila is saying.

Later the Food Comp starts and ends. It seems it was not a team vs team challenge but more so an entire house challenge and they either win some foods and loose other foods. Joshuah isn't happy because he wanted Allison to be on slop this week and she's not.

Up in the HOH room Allison is shockingly talking with Sharon while Joshuah lays in the bed. It seems she's trying to work them at the same time hearing them out about whatever they want to talk about, more so whatever Sharon wants to talk about. Allison is now trying to address him by saying "you know how much you love me" and that we need to stop fighting with each other and he admits he's done with attacking her.

Now Joshuah REVEALS that he's shocked that she came up with the LIE that he threatened her and how he NEVER said that. He REVEALS that he went into the Diary Room and they played it back for him and he never said what she claims he said during the fight and that if they would have heard it he would have been sent home.

Now Allison REVEALS that he whispered to Sharon just before the live eviction about wanting to strangle Allison and when "he came in the back room with the key" that he supposely said it when THEY played it back to her. Joshuah also reveals that he came up with the staying away from her 5 feet because he told them that he would give her her "personal space", they asked how far and Joshuah supposely said "5 feet". Allison then says "they [Diary Room] are basically telling us different things".

Here we go again, The Diary Room manipulating the players saying whatever they want to hear to get them to stay. Now Allison pitches the idea of her and Ryan teaming up with Joshuah and Sharon to "tear through this house". Um... WHAT? Holy fuck listen to Ryan's plan! She's all in her own world now, Allison, whatever you're doing you're an official idiot now.

She even goes as far to tell them that last week's eviction vote for Alex and Amanda was ALL Ryan's idea and that NO MATTER what she said that he would not change his mind and wanted them out! THAT'S A LIE! Getting Alex and Amanda out was all her idea, Ryan went along with it. Last night Ryan and Allison fought about lying to each other and her claiming she never has and here's a perfect example of this TWAT doing it!

OH GAWD, now Allison is starting to play off the fighting between Joshuah and her was "an act" and she thought she was "playing along" as a pretend fight she had no idea had started. Are you kidding me? What the fuck is Allison on? She continues to deny everything they bring up and pull these bullshit fake excuses out of her ass that she BELIEVES they will forgive her and/or believe that what she is saying is in fact true as opposed to what others are saying about her.

I'm starting to think the PRODUCERS told her that for her to get through this week because a TWIST was coming up by next eviction and that even if she gets evicted that there's a chance she could be coming back into the house. BECAUSE after she came out of the Diary Room, later that same night, she started talk about a TWIST was coming this week, that she just KNEW it was coming and she had this FEELING.

Another possible manipulation from the Diary Room to ensuring their houseguests don't walk off their show.

After Alison leaves the HOH room James comes up saying Allison was smiling. He's pissed that Joshuah and Sharon are maybe thinking about getting rid of Matt and Natalie this week instead of Allison and is PUSHING hard for everyone to get back on focus on getting Allison out. Then he attacks Chelsia for going around the house telling people "final 2" about them and Joshuah & Sharon. She leaves upset and heads downstairs to the boat room.

Allison is now in the boat room with Chelsia who's PISSED THE FUCK AWF that Joshuah and Sharon were after her, along with James, about Chelsia telling "people" that she wants a final 2 couple game with her and Joshuah's "soulmates". Allison now again does the "I'll push you to the end" and how much I love you and everyone is an asshole in the house and how we need to stick together. Chelsia falls for it.

Basically Allison is working her own game, forgetting about Ryan's BRILLANT plan that could or could not work because let's face it, Ryan's BRILLANT plan is not for sure. We also find out that Natalie is telling Joshuah what Allison said Chelsia said about "final 2". Allison is working that Matt and Natalie go this week and she's working Chelsia to get her vote for the week to make sure Allison stays but then again if the vote comes to a tie it's up to Joshuah.

Allison is like a fucking chicken with her head cut the fuck off and she's trying out 20 different game plans at once hoping one works. This house is super crazy!

Allison and Chelsia come out of the boat room to "discuss" the rumor that Chelsia has been going around the house telling "final 2" about her and Joshuah's "soulmates". James is there trying to squash the rumor and turn it into a "misunderstanding" when in FACT James and Chelsia are with Joshuah and Sharon and WERE pushing for final 2.

Chelsia goes to lay down in her bed muttering "stupid fuckers". She's clearly upset. As she walked away Natalie mentioned that everyone assumed her and Matt were in an agreement with Parker and Jen for final game BUT THEY WERE!

Later outside James tells Matt that Allison is now trying to get the house to go after you and your partner Natalie! Last week James didn't get his way with getting Matt out and now he's using Matt to get out Allsion, another threat to him. They exchange how Allison manipulaties people and works them.

Joshuah also reveals to Sharon in the HOH that Allison's last attempt to save herself didn't work and he's still gunning for her to be evicted this week. I knew no one would believe Allison's bullshit. She can only say so much, she isn't Will but she tries to be.

OH SHUT SHEILA. She's going AWF about what Allison has been saying behind her back and Sharon just agrees and says "mmmhmmm" over and over again. Just shut up Sheila. She continues to blame Allison for the lesbian lie and blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP blah.

Downstairs Natalie is "livid pissed" about how Allison is starting shit and placing blame on everyone but her. She's telling Adam this in the pink room. Allison comes in and works her pathetic useless "magic" on Natalie to play dumb when she is confronted about who said what in regards to J&S finding out that Allison wants them out. Apparently Allison is saying Natalie is the one who "made" up this rumor when in fact Allison said so herself that she wanted Joshuah and Sharon out next.

Basically Allison is placing blame on Natalie that she is the one who wants Joshuah and Sharon out so that Joshuah and Sharon would go after them instead of her this week. Matt pulls Natalie aside and makes her feel like an idiot and how she is "easily manipulative" and how she is wrong. Matt talks down to her and treats her like a child who is unable to learn anything. Matt refuses to listen to her when she is onto Allison's plan to turn J&S against them.

Matt continues to make Natalie feel like she's been played by Joshuah and Sharon and how Allison is right in this and how he's always right. OHhh Matt... you're an idiot and continue to be an idiot from day one. LISTEN TO NATALIE!

Matt refuses to think Natalie is right and Allison is wrong for what she's doing in the house. He believes Joshuah and Sharon are after them NOW because of this when that's not true. Allison you DUMB FUCK, Allison is trying to turn Joshuah and Sharon against you and Natalie is onto it and she's trying to warn you and you won't listen. Matt now orders her to "keep your mouth shut" so that he can play the game and she can only "play dumb".

Matt now explains to her that he's the one playing everyone and when they either attack her or talk trash about someone for her not to chime in and just say nothing. Be her happy self and let Matt do all the talking and game plan. Natalie now tells Matt to not push her away when she wants to talk to him and he again promises he won't.

Matt later goes up to the HOH room to continue to make himself look like an idiot. His whole agenda upstairs is to get Joshuah and Sharon to promise him that if they win POV to take him off the block and put up Adam and Sheila and he'll vote how they want him to vote. Sharon already says no because they feel Sheila feels wronged by Allison and will take pleasure in voting out Allison. Matt tries to sell them the story that Allison and Sheila are working together the whole time and them going off on each other is an "act". Sharon doesn't buy it.

Matt also trashes Natalie as being his "weak" link and makes it known how stupid he is when he tells them he believes James REALLY didn't want him vote out last week when James REALLY did want Matt and Natalie voted out. He really really did. Matt is the biggest idiot of the house. I can't wait until Natalie and Matt split next week, rumor is they will, and that she will help vote his ass out of the house and him treating her like shit will bite him in the ass as he leaves the game to be part of the jury. No win for Matt!

Nominations are in. Matt and Natalie are up against Allison and Ryan. Everyone seems to be getting along. Natalie, Allison, Shelia are in the kitchen all cooking dinner together. Nearly all the "boys" minus Joshuah are in the couch room chilling and laughing.

But what's this? Natalie just tells Allison and Sheila "we have to have some salon time" later and "it is going to get us further in this game". I think they are all moving forward with Ryan's plan to get out James and Chelsia... I'm hoping! ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

Seconds later Natalie jokes around with Allison about how everyone can think they "hate" each other and that they'll never see it coming. They both share a laugh over cutting something for dinner. Sharon walks by and has no idea what's being planned.

Minutes later Shelia goes into the couch room where Matt and Ryan are discussing how they are on the block. She lays down next to Matt and is told by Ryan that she is the next to go up if either wins POV because they all know James and Chelsia is not even an option for Joshuah and Sharon to use as a replacement nominee.

Then James comes into the room wearing one of the green unitard outfits from the food comp earlier today. He gets on Sheila's back and lays down on her grinding his crotch into her ass. She's loving it but tells him to "get off" and then he laughs and she is quick to yell out "I mean not literally, get off" laughing as she pushes him off.

Later, after dinner, Sheila and her BIG SAGGING MOUTH rushes into the HOH room to find Joshuah in the bathtub with Sharon looking on. Here Sheila starts running her GAWD DAMN mouth about how Allison is this and that and how Allison thinks she's so smart and how "I'm the one now playing her"... HONEY, you're a 45 year old idiot, do as you're told and you'll survive to the next week. Get a fucking grasp because everyone who's not in the James, Joshuah, Chelsia, Sharon alliance has a plan so fucking get a gawd damn grasp!

This bitch Sheila then PROMISES that if they play for POV that she WILL NOT use it and will do whatever Joshuah and Sharon want her to do. I mean, where the fuck is Adam when she's doing this. He never agreed to this bullshit. It's like she's playing on her fucking own here.

Sheila then goes on to say how Allison is now trying to manipulate Natalie and how Natalie is "buying" into Allison's bullshit. It's NOT bullshit, Allison is just trying to use your stupid asses to break up an alliance that WILL win the game against any of you fuckers in the end! Ohhhh I HATE Sheila!!!!

After Sheila leaves the HOH room Joshuah and Sharon figure out that they will be a major target in the house due to winning 3 comps in a row. Are they thinking about throwing POV because they believe everyone is in on them getting Allison out? Hopefully!

Downstairs in the Sauna room Natalie and Allison are both talking a mile a minute about how Joshuah thinks he's this and that. They have yet to talk to Sheila about their plan and they have no idea that Sheila is so gun ho on getting Allison out. I have a feeling that Sheila will tell Joshuah everything that is said... Oh Gawd I hope not, she should really check with her fucking partner before opening her horrid mouth again.

Aww shit, Allison and Natalie are trashing Sheila left and right. I suspect they plan on using Sheila to see their "plan" as something that benefits her as well. They are ALL about using Sheila and if they can get to Adam who can get to Sheila then Sheila will have no choice but to go along with the plan.

Allison begins to WORK Natalie by telling her "You and me together in this house could be a power house. A power house!" to which Natalie says "with your mental and my physical"... so You're calling yourself stupid Natalie? Allison has worked her tiny breast magic on Natalie and as everyone says in the house, Natalie is easily manipulated.

I AM pulling my hairs out of my head because these 3 couples need to come together for the POV comp, get James and Chelsia out who are a major threat to win the game and make sure Joshuah has no more friends in the house after next week.

Chelsia comes in as Allison is quick to change the subject to how she is so complimentary to people because that's how she is in REAL LIFE and how people in this house think it's fake when it is not. Allison and Natalie continue to be baffled how Adam and Sheila haven't done "shit" in the game and they're moving through the game.

Chelsia then REVEALS that Sheila was in the HOH room complimenting Sharon and Joshuah on everything they said. Allison then thanks Chelsia about how she stuck up for Allison because Sheila was supposely lying to people about how she wasn't the one who created the lesbian lie. Chelsia leaves the sauna room.

Matt steps in and tells Allison that he and Ryan need to talk to her. It is obvious now that Allison is trying to turn the house against Sheila and sending her home this week. NOT gonna happen honey. You're the target! So throw getting James and Chelsia out this week out the fuckin Big Brother window! Tsk Tsk Tsk. A whole bunch of idiots. Work together to get out James and Chelsia!!!!

Over in the pink bedroom Sheila tells Adam that Allison has to go and that Allison does not have her vote. PERIOD! Adam then goes outside with Matt to discover that Matt doesn't want Adam and Sheila to NOT use POV if they win it! WHAT? This would be a PERFECT way of getting James who treated you like shit when he was HOH in his cunning I'm Better Than You ways. What are these idiots thinking?

They both know full well that Allison is working Natalie in the sauna room right now. James then joins them in his white briefs smoking with them. They all talk about "Operation Gardner" and getting out Allison. They all believe there is no "benefit" in keeping Allison and Ryan after this week. Adam wants to start shit with Allison and start calling her out about whatever but Matt tells him to not say anything to not make you a target.

As James leaves the boys outside to come inside they ask how his dick doesn't shrink in the cold air. He says it does and he walks in. They all joke that his 10 inch dick shrinks to 6 inches and Ryan makes a funny ass comment about wanting to fuck someone with James' big dick.

Joshuah then jokes around with James inside at the kitchen about wanting to masturbate in the bathroom while Sharon read her bible in the bed but he heard the cameras in the bathroom moving to look his way. He stepped to the side and the camera follows him. He gave up. James tells him to do it in the bathroom toilet area while Sharon listens to her music.

After other people scatter from the kitchen James starts to tell Joshuah about how Allison is trying to "plant the seed" aka being the "Gardner" to get other couples in the house to work in her favor. It's OBVIOUS that these 2 couples are working together and are an alliance but this house of idiots don't team up to take out James and Chelsia, the favorites to win the game over anyone else. It's so frustrating watching people let James and Chelsia get to the end so easily!

Later in the pink room Matt, Sheila and Natalie all join together by knocking fists over getting Allison out and how she's "stiring the pot". Can you hear me sighing so fucking loud because I can't figure out what the hell- WHAT THE FUCK is going on!

Also James is getting fat by the way. Too much sugars and fatty foods in the house. He's not use to the sit around and eat diet. Does this mean his dick will get bigger!?!?

Matt then pulls Natalie into the boat room. Natalie starts to reveal what Allison wants and Matt doesn't like what he's hearing. He talks down to her using the term "sweetie" before he demeans her about how she is acting and how she's behaving with Allison. Listening to Matt treat Natalie like a moron is gut wrenching to watch. Here's to them splitting up next week and Natalie turning on Matt.

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February 27, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 3 Part 2 Featuring Hageila

Day 18: After last night's James kissing Joshuah slash James showing off his erect, enlarged penis we get to the good stuff. James and Joshuah were talking about the idea of getting rid of Alex and Amanda instead of Matt and Natalie for whatever stupid reasons they've come up with but in the end they keep coming back to evicting Matt and Natalie. Right now Joshuah, Sharon, Ryan and Allison hold the power to evict this week. Joshuah and Sharon are the deciding vote as Adam and Sheila are voting out A&A while Ryan and Allison are voting out Matt and Natalie as ordered by HOH's James, he's somewhat jealous of Matt. Probably his body.

Meanwhile Chelsia is worried that James is trying to have a showmance- she should title it attemptedyouknowwhatmance- with her because he continues to try to get in her pants. Over in the other room James continues to push Joshuah into getting rid of Matt, obviously because he's scared and jealous of him and is a threat to James. Joshuah is back to hating on Amanda making fun of her sex ed talk with the houseguests in the other room.

Joshuah is all about going back to hatred towards Amanda. MALE CUNT! Another interesting thing to come out of the makeout pool session was this new found attraction between Sharon and Alex. This could prove to be all new drama between Amanda and him.

OHHH SHIT. Matt is selling out his "BOY" Alex and Amanda by working Adam and James to change their minds about getting the house to get out his "boy". Matt is bringing up the whole bullshit song that Amanda and Jen made up about Allison and making sure Allison remembers how angry she was toward Amanda about it and to use it as the reason for Allison to vote out Amanda.

Matt... matt... you inbred mutt. Yes you are allowed to backstab and betray Alex and Amanda all you want but after this week you will be the target again next week and the week after that. If you had used POV the first week and saved Parker and Jen then you wouldn't be in this situation- "I'm not stupid" says Matt... UM. yes you are as confirmed by the entire house! They laugh behind your back as how they doped you into believing you and your alliance was safe. They didn't even have to try THAT hard to trick you and your "boy".

At least all 3 guys talking here are well aware that Allison controls her partner Ryan and makes all the decisions. You see Allison is all about telling everyone in the house how Ryan is the soul decision maker and she does what he says. BULLSHIT. I CALL BULLSHIT and these boys here are onto her!

Matt is so transparent and highly annoying when he's trying to get on your good side and "play" you into keeping him in the house. SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I'd tell him straight to his face "you're full of bs and get the fuck out of my face". Meanwhile this whole time Joshuah and Sharon have talked about dragging Alex and Amanda to the end to sit next to them for a win with the jury.

Oh, early in the morning Matt has taken James advice from last night to start playing the game "hard", no pun intended. Matt has told Natalie in the storage room to work Joshuah and Sharon into hating Amanda again. Meanwhile Sharon and Joshuah have talked already about Matt leaving yet again and that Joshuah still can't trust Allison. He holds Amanda on a higher trust level than Allison. It seems everyone in the house is onto Allison and her game play yet continue to not do anything about it because she hasn't done anything yet. Wait until she gets power you dumbfucks and then cry on your way out the door after it is too late.

Later in the bathroom Sheila and Allison are discussing game. It seems SMART AS FUCK Allison is telling Sheila about her conversation with Chelsia last night. Now I caught this too but didn't have it register in my mind until now when Allison brings it up again. It seems Allison flat out asked who Chelsia thought she should be in the end game with. Chelsia said "me and Josh" and Allison is telling Sheila that a "smart person" would have said yourself and the person you're talking with.

Allison is using this piece of information to give Sheila in case she wins HOH to go after James and Chelsia and Joshuah and Sharon again leaving her and Ryan out of the line of fire!!!!

HOLY FUCK THIS TWAT is super smart! I just can't believe a house of idiots keep handing the game to Allison!

Minutes later Big Brother calls for an outdoors lockdown. All the boys, including James, are working outside in the sun as if it was a prison yard. Hearing them grunt and breath super hard is giving me an erection as I type. Time to turn the audio up and drop my shorts! Oh wait, here comes Natalie lifting weights, total limp dick now.

Outside it seems Joshuah isn't working out but sunbathing with the ladies. He tells James who sits down with them that if anyone comes back into the game he wishes it was Neil. Keep dreaming male twat! Chelsia and James start talking about waking their body hair and James brings up that he's tried saving his "pubes" but "it never really works". That's why he's bushy down there whenever he gets naked for the house. His hair is dark down there and if he's let his hair grow he's be a dark brown haired porn star.

Ohhh some very interesting backstabbing shit is finally happening in the house. Allison, the queen twat of power, has once again found on she can benefit from this week. Ever since the stupid twat Chelsia mentioned last night to Allison that her final 2 couples didn't include Allison, well, Allison got an idea on how to flip the house to her advantage.

She found out that Sheila and Adam are working with Matt and Natalie and she found out that Joshuah and Sharon are working with Alex and Amanda. She also found out that Joshuah and Sharon thought they were the "swing" vote this week but now Allison and Ryan are the new "swing" vote and they get to decide who they want out.

Allison also found out that James and Chelsia want to keep Alex and Amanda and since Joshuah and Sharon are their secret "couple to the end" then their votes to evict are not changing. Allison has told all this to Ryan just now in the hammock and both have come up- okay well Allison has come up with this MASTER plan. Remember Ryan is an idiot and does as he's told by anyone with a clit.

Allison plans to vote to evict Alex and Amanda because they are a threat to her. With Sheila and Adam's vote they control the eviction this week. Allison is once again working on playing "best fucking friend" with Sheila so that's how she has once again manipulated Sheila. Next week James, Chelsia, Sharon and Joshuah become the new miniority of the house.

On Wednesday only Joshuah and Sharon are playing for HOH. Now Allison, Ryan, Matt, Natalie, Sheila and Adam are all playing for HOH. They stand the better chance of winning and when they win the people who will go up on the block will be S&J and C&J!!!! Wow... just wow. Can this game not be going any better for Allison? She's on her way to winning.

What have I kept saying here? Get Allison out before she has power and now she has power of vote this week and control of the house without actually even getting HOH or POV. She's that damn good. Who ever wins HOH should get her out if they want to win. Ohh Allison, fucking brillant. Bravo Bitch, Bravo! [standing up to clap]

Next up Allison informs Numbnuts Matt and BlowJob Nat of the plan and Allison works to get Matt to promise her that if they are block due to a win of HOH by Joshuah or Sharon that Matt use POV to save her. He agrees.

Meanwhile upstairs James and Joshuah are already working on a plan to expose Allison and all her deals she's making in the house. Basically Dumbshit Allison, sometimes she's dumb as shit, has made deals with EVERYONE in the house to the end. They plan on getting it out there how many deals she has and hopefully turn everyone against her. Ohhh that should make for one good house fight. No more kissing orgy bullshit soft porn episodes, I want hardcore banned from TV backstabbing behaviour in the house.

Later Allison and Ryan talk on the backyard couch about James and Chelsia being "pissed off" about this week's surprise eviction and how it WON'T got their way. Both Allison and Ryan tell each other "oh well" and laugh. This is getting fucking good!

Over in the couch room Sheila is FINALLY happy that this week is going the way where she isn't evicted and Adam is being "great" towards her thus ending all arguments between them.

Later in the HOH room Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia talk about how annoying Matt and Natalie are this week. Joshuah then brings up that Alex mentioned why Chelsia and James are ALWAYS up in the HOH room and they realize that's what Alex and Amanda were like when they had HOH. Sharon doesn't understand why Allison would "play" with Natalie before she leaves this week, give her hope that she's leaving. Joshuah also brings up that Matt says his "wrist is hurt" and that's his new "we're weak" angle but none of them believe him.

What's this?? Joshuah wants to go AWF on Allison once Matt and Natalie are voted out? Hmm... maybe he hasn't gotten the memo that he no longer has control over the house and Allison is the one now in control.

Oh PLEASE James! James is in the hot tub talking with Matt about how no one here is talking about personal things and life, it's always about "game". UM... HELLO STUPID FUCK, it's Big Brother! It's a game where you play to win a shit load of non porno dollars! Idiot. You want new friends who give a shit about you then try The Real World: Gayforpayville.

In the bathroom Matt is playing too hard that he's going home to everyone. SHUT THE FUCK UP you stupid shit hole. He's telling Amanda that the votes are done and I'm out. Amanda is of course going to run around the house telling people this. "You win, good luck. I wish you people the best". He and Natalie go into the sauna room to talk to Sharon and here goes Amanda into the house.

AND I forgot to mention Male Cunt Joshuah and Male Twat James came up with a mean idea to hide all the pickles and other condiments that make slop taste good. They want Alex and Amanda to eat only slop so that come Wednesday they are weak and miserable for the HOH comp. Those little twatty fuckers. Good thing you both won't get your way come eviction!

Later Sharon is in the sauna room giving Alex a massge. She tells them that the "majority of the house" wants to keep you and Amanda in and if you leave Wednesday then that means "they're lying" and the FUCKING BRILLANT Sharon says "and we'll know". Of course you will know because Alex and Amanda will have been voted out!

She then says she will play hard for HOH if that happens and get them out if they turn on her and not vote the way "the house wants" aka her and Joshuah, Chelsia and James. Who the fuck gave you control of the house?

Matt and Natalie talk in the pink room about GAME and when they are done he walks out into the couch room to discover Sharon SUPPOSELY spying or easedropping on their conversation. She is confronted playfully by Matt and she denies it.

Sooo Matt goes outside to tell Adam and Ryan what he supposely discovered to be true and they all agree that Joshuah and Sharon are "the most sneakiest bastards" in this house. Ryan points out that Joshuah is "nervous" about the upcoming vote.

Now Sharon is up in the HOH room bitching to Chelsia and James about how Amanda is hounding her and telling her stories and following her. Um... TWAT, wait until you're on the block and you have to hound people to make sure you stay in the house.

Gross. James tells Chelsia that he's going to bed and then straddles her on the chair forcing himself on her for a makeout session. The Cameras leave the HOH room because they most likely fear that James will cross the line. I actually love to see James DENIED by Chelsia over and over and over again. It's fun to watch.

Later James reveals to Adam outside that he can't throw away the coffee and pickles that he and Joshuah planned to throw away to make sure Sheila, Alex and Amanda are miserable when HOH comp starts on Wednesday. It seems the Diary Room people told James to find another way to play the game, that the things he plans to hide and/or throw away will just be replenished every day. IDIOT.

Day 19, Part 1: Boredom has enter the house in the form of painting anything and everything with fucking nail polish, one of Natalie's ideas. There was talk of the houseguests playing a form of Truth or Dare but as midnight came and went nothing happened.

OH SHIT, James just admitted that he masturbated in the HOH shower just now and he shot out "3 loads" worth all over Chelsia's shampoo bottle. Wow, Show2 After Dark, where the FUCK were you when he was doing this? Chelsia then joked when she saw James smoking outside after sex with his hand.

Just then Natalie told Chelsia that she could squirt milk out of her boob and Chelsia freaked the fuck out when hearing this. She grabbed Natalie and pulled her to the downstairs shower to see it for herself. Natalie did it and Chelsia screamed as Allison, Amanda and Sheila, the new bore hags, came to the bathroom to see for themselves.

Then Debbie Downer Amanda started to freak out telling Natalie to see a doctor about that but Natalie is supposely fine. After Natalie leaves Amanda and Allison kinda trash talk about how they would never say or do that and how Natalie was the one telling everyone she can do it.

WHOA! First Natalie tells everyone she was pregnant and had an abortion months before getting her boob job therefore her tits can still produce milk that she loves to squirt out of... and then she reveals a story where she and her boyfriend were having "sex, had sex the next day and then had sex the next day, then the next day, then the next day" and then finally after five days her boyfriend told her "you don't smell right" down there.

She investigated it and remembered her tampoon was stuck far in her. She finally pulled it out and it "smelled nasty". Sea hags Allison and Sheila welcome newcommer hag Amanda as they talk amongst themselves at why someone would reveal that part of themselves on a national TV show. They just don't get America's newest sweetheart Natalie!

Adam gets his mic adjusted by Natalie and Sheila goes into Married Wife Nagging Mode and starts playfully screaming how he will let Natalie do it but she can't fix it for him. Adam sits in his Archie Bunker styled chair as Sheila screams all over the place about how Adam puts his mic on. All I can say is Adam is NEVER getting married after this experience.

Later in the day, as the sun shines down on Chelsia and James in the hammock, James teases her about hearing her masturbating last night in the bed. She supposely had her hand down her pants, under the covers at the same time moaning. She denies it but he says it happened. "I would never do that" say Chelsia. Okay stripper!

James is now telling Chelsia that "if we were in the final 2 that the homeless guy will ALWAYS win" and Chelsia says "don't say that, seriously, don't say that. You're going to piss people off". James knows him being labeled homeless, BY FUCKING CHOICE [remember his fucking bike and things are at his MOTHER'S HOUSE], is a thing he can throw in people's face so that they can give him the money if he gets to the end. But come on, if I was in the jury I'd throw it back at him that he's homeless by choice and no one should feel sorry for you.

James is so pathetic in his attempt to romance Chelsia. He makes one of this girl comments to Chelsia about her returning home to "all these dudes" waiting for her and she says "no" and then says something about her being a "lesbian" now to turn them all away. James is ALL about just saying what's on your mind yet here he holds back like the hypocrite he is. James, just come off as a lonely independent fool who's quick to think you and Chelsia can be in a relationship for the rest of your gay porn lives.

Later, out in the hot tub, Joshuah is going AWF about how Natalie "is dead to me" and "it's not my fault you're stupid and you don't know what's going on" and "all they are is a pile of muscles with no brain cells" in them. WOW. Joshuah is pissed because he heard Natalie and Amanda talking and he acted like he was asleep but then when Natalie said hello to Joshuah when he "woke up" he was just done with her.

Little does Joshuah know that he no longer is the swing vote and has NO power in deciding who goes home this week. Sheila then comes outside and is told by Joshuah that she's been acting "weird" and different and she claims she is trying to lay low but Joshuah does feel like something is up.

Amanda now tells Alex outside next to Joshuah and Sharon about Natalie's conversation with her and how even Amanda knew Joshuah was faking sleep. Suddenly Joshuah and Amanda are the BEST of fucking friends and both agree that Matt and Natalie are playing dirty to stay. Fuck if i know exactly what was said in the conversation but whatever it was people are getting upset and they CAN'T do anything about it except get out voted and get voted the fuck out of the house. OH wait, now I know. Natalie trash talked Joshuah and Sharon to Amanda and he overheard, as if he's never done it and been caught... YET!

Here's hope for another fight tonight with Joshuah loosing his cool around anything Natalie says or does. Yeah!

Sharon then asks Amanda if she is "for certain" that she has Ryan and Allisons vote. She says she doesn't know for sure and then Joshuah again CONFIRMS that he and Sharon are voting to keep Alex and Amanda this week no matter what and if they stay and win HOH to not put them up.

Over in the bathroom on the first floor a freshly showered Matt and Allison is talking about Sharon and how "sneaky" she is and how Allison is telling Matt "you aligned with the wrong alliance in the beginning" and how teaming up with her is now the right thing to do.

In the couch room Allison plays it up why Matt and Natalie think they are staying is because Ryan is "hard to read" and Joshuah being a fake ass says he agrees with that.

Joshuah continues to lay on the couch MISERABLE that this week may not go his way. Both him and Sharon are keeping their mouths shut and their talk to a low tone when they trash people. Sharon keeps saying "it pisses me off because I felt bad" about Natalie and Matt leaving, when they aren't, and how Sharon cared about them, that is until she found they were trash talking her. BITCH, you all trash talk each other, nothing new there. GROW A SPINE cunt!

UH OH! Allison just told Amanda and Sheila out in the backyard that Chelsia fucked up by saying she wanted her and James with Joshuah and Sharon as the final 4 people, final 2 couples. Allison now brings up again how Amanda "treated me like shit for 14 days" and how she will forgive "but not forget", basically this TWAT is rubbing it in to Amanda knowing full well that she's being evicted tomorrow. Now I expect Amanda to run and tell Joshuah this new piece of information that should lead to a confrontation.

Um.. what the fuck is this? Allison and Ryan are talking with Chelsia about what she said in the sauna room about her and James being in the end with Joshuah and Sharon. Chelsia then says that he meant to be elluded to the fact that Allison and Ryan were included in on that but Allison DID say "final 4" mean only 2 couples and Chelsia spoke the truth.

Now Allison plans to turn James and Chelsia against Joshuah and Sharon as well. They are basically building up a friendship to gain a vote if for some reason they do end up on the block against whoever else is up against them. Allison is hardcore trashing Joshuah's game play in the house to Chelsia. Ohhh can't wait until Joshuah finds this out!

Allison is saying that if Alex and Amanda stay and get HOH that "they will make our lives a living hell" and how Allison is so sick of Amanda following her around like a "lost puppy". Allison makes fun of Amanda thinking she's best friends with Allison from their hospital experience together.

DUMB TWAT Chelsia also makes a statement that she will MAKE SURE that Alex and Amanda will NOT get HOH just because she thinks she can break both Alex and Amanda down with just her words from her mouth. GIVE ME A BREAK Twat! You ain't no Dick from last season honey!

Allison also keeps pushing that Matt and Natalie are NOT "gunning" for you to Chelsia and that Alex and Amanda ARE "gunning" for you if they get HOH. What is Allison doing? Just playing for a vote if she's on the block if Joshuah wins HOH? This is kinda stupid for Allison, just keep your shit shut bitch.

HOLY TWATTY SHIT! Chelsia is fucking over the top happy about telling Allison and Ryan that come Wednesay she plans on taking her HOH key and pulling it upward to create a "hanging" parody to throw Amanda off. When I thought Joshuah took it too far in his comments this BITCH will definitely make herself smell like shit on my running shoes. WOW. just wow!

Later Sheila and Matt are talking about Joshuah and Sharon on the couch outside. How Joshuah talked shit about Sheila when she was always fighting and how Sharon was "busted" for spying on him and Natalie. Sheila gets mildly upset because she feels she's done NOTHING to Joshuah to cause him to verbally attack her behind her back.

Both agree that Joshuah feels like he's "Queen bee" around this house and both notice his "worker bee" out in the backyard "working" Allison. Matt "makes sure" that on his "Mother" that Joshuah will leave next week. Matt also wants to make Joshuah's life in the house next week "a living hell".

Later in the HOH James is telling Chelsia that next week they are going up no matter what and how she needs to stop talking game with people and how next week she better focus on playing POV and not be "backdoored". Ryan then comes up and tells them that he wants to explain himself but James is already saying that he is ready for whatever to happen just happen and that Ryan shouldn't be guilty of doing whatever he wants in the game.

Ryan leaves and Chelsia gets off the HOH bed saying "Great. Matt and Natalie are staying. Which is fine, whatever. Just be prepared" to which James suggests that Joshuah and Sharon should either hang themselves with that one vote this week or tell them and let them vote with the house. Chelsia is scarred that after this week people in the house "don't have the guts" to put them up... but TWAT, oh they have the guts to put your ass up!

Chelsia mouths "I hate this game" that leads James to try to tell her to "relax" and "chill out". Chelsia wants to warn Joshuah and Sharon but James tells her to say nothing. Chelsia then admits that she already told Joshuah that they are both targets for next week. HA HA HA HA HA!

Back downstairs DUMBASS Sharon thinks they can get Sheila and Adam to turn and vote with them and get Sheila into believing Allison will put her and Adam if they get HOH but Sharon doesn't realise that Matt already got to Sheila first by telling her that Joshuah has been talking shit about her and this has put Joshuah on Sheila's shit list. Joshuah yawns as if he doesn't give a shit anymore as Sharon thinks there is nothing to stress out about.

She then tells Joshuah she's going to go talk to Natalie and he tells her to "go and work it". He then lays down to relax the day away. Come on! Where's twatty mouth Joshuah?!?!

WHOA! James was about to go AWF on Matt because supposely Matt said something to the effect that he's heard James talking "shit" about him and James wants to know who said it BECAUSE IT'S TRUE yet James plays it off like he hasn't. Matt plays off his comment as if he was "busting your balls" and James is taking it too seriously. WHOA, I mean James was ready to get into an argument with Matt but Matt kept backing down because he knows he's on the block and not wanting to draw the wrong kind of attention.

Apparently James is extremely unhappy that Matt is staying this week and really wanted Matt to fuck up before the vote. James then tells Amanda after Matt leaves that he's getting sick of people and how they've been "flipping", like HOW DARE someone change their mind after they said one thing and now they're saying something different. HOW FUCKING DARE them.

James continues to play it off like he's "getting caught in all this shit" when he IS in the middle of all this shit because he signed up for this show and what the fuck does he expect. STUPID GIANT DICKED IDIOT!

Minutes later Adam sits down with James and Chelsia at the kitchen counter and James is upset that people are changing their minds, Adam hears this and will of course report back to his alliance in the house. Then Big Brother calls James and Chelsia up to the HOH room to write their blog and take pictures for the website.

Minutes later Joshuah tells Sharon what Chelsia told him about how they are going to be targeted next week. Joshuah then tells Sharon she has a new fucking mission, to align with Amanda because she's the ONLY one that they can trust. They both feel alone in the game now. Sharon is also upset that the house believes that Sharon was caught spying when she claims she wasn't but she probably was. WHO CARES, your game ends here bitch.

James and Chelsia come into the couch room where Joshuah's anger is brewing and she notices right away that Joshuah is "pissy". She asks if it is because of what she said earlier and he says yes. She tells him not to worry but he's clearly worried he's out next week.

Joshuah admits that he can go off on anyone right now, he's at that "Amanda point" right now and that right now they need to focus on the sayings in case it is for the HOH comp. Joshuah is itching for a bitchin session. Joshuah gets up to go wonder in the house.

Outside Allison is telling Amanda that this week's vote is all about Ryan and what he wants, that she has no control over it. Oh this bitch, even willing to put blame on her partner. Her downfall is a coming.

Back inside in the couch room Sharon is getting told by James that Allison has made a deal with Matt and that they are staying. Sharon's eyes are wide as fuck open as she says "fuck". She warns that Joshuah is about to "pop off" and James admits that he is about to go off too. I'm shaking here waiting for the yelling to start!

Outside Alex is telling Adam how he's not liking Natalie right now and how she's "talking to everybody". HOW DARE her talk to people Alex, that's how you play the fucking game. Also outside Joshuah is talking to Natalie on the hammock. Natalie continues to play up the idea that she's going home when it is obvious that he's trying to get Natalie to talk shit about people so he can use it against people in the house in his MEGA CUNTY KITTY CAT FIGHT that's waiting to explode.

Later in the bathroom Joshuah tells Amanda the he doesn't want to talk to anyone for the rest of the day because he'll go AWF. LAME! Don't worry, that shit won't last, there's no where this fucker can escape. Over in the kitchen Allison tries to get Matt to talk shit about Alex but Matt tells her that he and Alex promised not to talk shit about each other.

Later Joshuah and Sharon share a quick chat in the storage room about how their plan on them being the "swing" vote got out and Joshuah says he's not going to talk to anyone because he's about to have a "nuclear" explosion on anyone in the house, not Sharon of course, but if anyone comes at him the wrong way he'll go AWF! He's pissed at "everyone".

Later in the bathroom Natalie and Amanda is talking about how people are trying to get Matt and Alex angry at each other for it coming out that Matt and Natalie were scheming behind Alex and Amanda's back but both ladies are trying to stay cool with each other and not let the house turn them against each other for no reason. Amanda does admit that she heart Matt just tell Allison that he never promised Alex he wouldn't campaign which is TRUE because they only promised not to talk shit about each other.

Outside Sharon is telling James and Chelsia about how she is telling Joshuah to "chill out" and that he's about to go AWF... WE'RE WAITING!!! James seems fine and cool at the moment and Chelsia expects that people are going to turn on each other. James then says "the house is about to flip again" which is TRUE and you guys are left out.

Joshuah is now called over to the hot tub and starts making it known that all the people are "watching us" and now will think we are an allaince. Joshuah is angry talking about "I hate them I HATE- I HATE them" and talking about "putting Allison's fucking ass up" and "putting up fucking Amanda's ass"- Um.. does he still think, believe, wish on a star that Matt and Natalie are leaving?

Joshuah then starts to reveal that Matt just told him that if they get HOH that they will put up James and Chelsia. James hollers out "What's up Matt" to stop Joshuah from talking and BB calls him to the Diary Room. Matt makes a comment about Joshuah "being cranky" and making a crying baby noise as Joshuah passes.

Minutes later Amanda tells Alex what she overheard Matt telling Allison about not promising to not campaign against them. Alex just sighs and walks away.

Later outside James is talking with Allison in hopes of somehow making sure M&N leave. He admits that he's going up if M&N stay and win HOH but that he won't go up if A&A stay. I mean really? He expects Allison to play for him after she JUST got down telling others in the hosue that Parker did the same thing to her and wanted her to basically "lay down" for him to stay last week. James does not have a chance in changing things. NOT A CHANCE!

Now Joshuah approaches the pool table where Allison and James are discussing where the votes lie. Allison asks what he's thinking and James is doing all the calm talking. BB tells Joshuah to put on his microphone.

Basically after what seemed like a 30 minute chat James wants Joshuah and Allison to come to an agreement so that the vote either goes 3 to 0 for a Alex and Amanda eviction or a 2 to 1 for a Matt and Natalie eviction. After they end their chat it seems Allison elludes to the fact that she may consider switching her vote but it is apparent that is she votes to keep Alex and Amanda that is will ONLY benefit Joshuah and James' alliance.

After Allison and James head inside Joshuah talks to himself talking about how much he "hates" Allison. Then BB calls everyone inside for a lockdown!

Once inside Joshuah pulls Alex into the storage room and basically commands Alex to "fucking" make a deal with Allison because they are voting to evict you at this point. Alex agrees and was about to do it right now but a highly annoyed Joshuah pulls him back to wait about an hour to not make it so obvious.

Still waiting for the fight. Joshuah has now pulled James into the storage room to tell him that Allison is already supposely telling Matt and Natalie everything they just talked about in the bathroom area. James now wants to go to Ryan and force him in a way to vote the way he wants because "we were the votes" that kept you here last week, they basically want to guilt Ryan into siding with them and voting out Matt & Natalie.

Joshuah keeps saying "I hate her" and James laughs grabbing Joshuah sensually- no, just grabs him and tells him to relax and calm down. James now goes to wake up Ryan to talk to him one on one. Talk about being manipulitive behaviour!

Joshuah now heads into the boat room to get Alex to make the deal with Allison. Amanda is there as well trying to get Alex to do this but they just don't realize that all this is useless. It's A&A leaving with the rest of the house after James, Chelsia, Joshuah and Sharon. Allison just minutes ago told Matt that she wants Joshuah and Sharon OUT next week!

Later Sharon is telling Joshuah to not go off to make the target on them bigger than it already is. Sharon just keeps ragging and nagging Joshuah not to go off on anyone. Yeah.. we'll see bitch. Then Ryan is awake now and Joshuah calls him over to "promise" him to talk with him and Sharon and Allison about coming to an agreement later tonight and that Joshuah won't be surprised on tomorrow's vote.

Amanda comes into the room to tell them Sheila and Adam have stated that they are voting with the "majority". Joshuah gets up again promises like a whore to "go off" on someone and Amanda pulls him into the storage room. Now their new plan is to trick Sheila and Adam into believe Allison and Ryan are voting out Matt and Natalie but that plan is not going to work because Sheila and Allison are always talking.

Later Joshuah is in the pink room with Matt and Adam talking about how cruical this week and how much he's stressing but Matt says Joshuha has no reason to be stress but tomorrow he's not going home. Joshuah leaves and Matt tells the camera and mouths out "he's done" as he holds a hand up to his own neck causing a slicing motion.

Joshuah is in the bathroom now talking to Allison and Sheila about how he's so fucking close to going AWF. DUMBASSUAH, just do it already. Minutes later Joshuah and Allison are left in the bathroom and they talk again about the votes, Allison continues her angle that she doesn't trust Alex and Amanda and he gently argues his reasons to getting out Matt and Natalie. BORING!

Draw a line in the sand already and fight and talk about winning HOH and doing something to the other side. I'm done with this until they fight. Oh WAIT Allison is telling Joshuah she did NOT like James approaching her the way he did earlier at the pool table and that she doesn't want to talk to James right now.

Day 19, Part 2: Ryan and Allison talk on the hammock outside. It seems James threatened Allison into voting the way he wants or something to that effect, maybe he's playing it up to get Ryan to vote her way. She also thinks Joshuah is scarred and working to get Matt and Natalie voted out to better themselves in the game. Basically they are NOT voting out Matt and Natalie. It's the "best move" for them to keep both M&N on their side and Ryan agrees. YEAH! FUCK YOU JAMES! FUCK YOU CHELSIA! FUCK YOU JOSHUAH AND FUCK YOU SHARON!

Ryan is all about going after James because he's playing "too neutral". Allison wonders what they are going to tell Joshuah and Ryan thinks we should just play the "I don't know" card and saying that we trust Matt and Natalie more than Alex and Amanda. Ryan is sick of all this shit going on in the house tonight and doesn't want to deal with it anymore.

Meanwhile inside Joshuah continues to promise that he's about to go the fuck AWF but nothing ever happens! Amanda comes into the storage room to find Chelsia and Sharon who are talking about something that Amanda knows that could change Allison's mind about Matt. Apparently Amanda knows about Matt going into the Diary Room and talking about getting a blow job from her. Amanda doesn't want another "hot tub situation" to erupt against her again so she doesn't want to say anything to Allison.

Amanda walks out and Chelsia says she already knows and that James told her not to say anything so that's why she's trying to get Amanda to do it.

Joshuah talks with Matt in the bathroom and Matt is trying to sell the whole "I'm not gunning for you" angle to get Joshuah's vote to make it a 3 to 0 vote to evict A&A.

Later Amanda is crying in the boat room with Matt, not sure what about. They end up walking to the table for a "family dinner". Everyone is there and Amanda wipes her tears. I think she's just upset with people trying to turn her against her friends in the house.

Chelsia and Allison wash dishes in the kitchen while Joshuah and Sharon listen in from the 2nd floor couches. Allison informs Chelsia that they are not the targets next week. She informs them that the targets are Joshuah and Sharon. Not sure if everything they both say is heard from upstairs.

Annnndddd Joshuah and Sharon wonder why the house is targeting them... I mean the HOH camera outside the door is zooming in on these 2 dumb shits spying on the downstairs conversations. I can only hope someone creeps up the stairs or notice the camera on the wall zooming in on an usual place upstairs. Those cameras always give it away when someone is standing around the corner listening.

After a few minutes of listening Sharon makes some stupid comment about "Allison is outta here!" in reference to them being talked about behind their backs. HOW DARE THEM do that! Sharon wants Joshuah to later talk to Chelsia to find out what was said and to tell her that they heard "everything" upstairs.

Sharon then asks Joshuah want they should do. She then says to Joshuah "you got to fuck her up. fuck her up. fuck her up". Um... HOW? Unless you have HOH come tomorrow than you can "fuck her up" but until then why even try?

Sharon now wants the "sucking my dick" talk Matt had mentioned earlier in the game to come out tonight! Sharon is trying to use Joshuah to make an ass of himself but Joshuah kinda refuses suggesting that they make a deal with Matt because of they do this then Matt will come after them next week as well.

Joshuah heads to the boat room to talk to Matt. Joshuah tries to use his "Allison/BJ" desire he wants against Matt who comes back with "now I like her". Joshuah wants a deal where Matt can't nominate him or backdoor him at all. Matt agrees like an IDIOT he is. Matt keeps telling he's not "gunning" for him and if "I get HOH you have no worries". I acually believe Matt is LYING to Joshuah's face just to get his vote. He wants to make Joshuah's life in the house a "living hell" and I just don't think Matt gives a fuck if he goes back on his word to Joshuah.

Amanda is upstairs in the HOH room crying and talking to James and Joshuah about what Allison just said to her. Something about Allison holding it against Amanda how mean she was to her in the beginning of the game and James asks if he should go down to tell Allison what Matt has been saying about her behind her back.

Joshuah also reveals that he overheard Allison sell him out to Chelsia. James continues to try to get Amanda to do "whatever it takes" to stay in the game and an angry Amanda wants to tell allison what Matt has been saying about blow jobs about Allison. James tells Amanda that he will back her up if she starts it but she doesn't want to start anything.

Amanda also REVEALS Matt is a good friend but also sells out Matt by saying he is boasting about blow jobs he's had in the house. They figure out it's Natalie and that it all makes sense about Natalie liking Matt. When Chelsia comes in with Sharon and finds out that James will back up Amanda Chelsia tells James she doesn't want them to be involved and that isn't their fight.

Sharon gets upset why Allison would keep Matt after this. James finds out Alex knows the truth about what Matt said and to get Alex to stand by Amanda's side when she tells Allison. Amanda wants Alex in the HOH room to talk about this. Chelsia keeps pressuring Amanda to start this or she'll leave the game.

Amanda again doesn't want to start shit due to fear that she's going to get yelled at. Chelsia says me and Joshuah were the ones who yelled at you and we're on our side now... but um.. Chelsia Cunt... that means after this week when you get your way that you will again yell at Amanda again.

All these idiots believe Allison is voting based on Amanda talking shit about her when in fact Allison has other reasons for voting out Alex and Amanda. Getting talked about by Matt is NOTHING and they are making it seem like it is the one thing that will CHANGE the world that is Big Brother.

Alex is talking some sense wondering how he's going to get Allison's vote after this secret gets out. James and Sharon pressure them to start shit and Alex looks down wondering what to do.

Sharon is HARD CORE pushing for Alex to believe that Matt is a dirty player and now they want to bring up Sheila.

Minutes later Sharon is downstairs in the kitchan paceing back and forth for the fight to being. Amanda is walking around with nervous twitch with Matt. Then they seperate into the house. Upstairs Alex talks with James I guess. Just get this shit started already.

Ryan already told Sheila that the other side of the house is already working on something. Alex is now up in the HOH room with Allison about to tell her about what Matt is trying to do with her. Allison says "nothing has ever happened" and Alex is not getting that this is not going to work. Allison looks at Alex with odd amusment as if this is really true. She is already aware that something is up because Ryan told her something as she went up to the HOH room.

She questions Alex's motives and why she's being told this now. I LOVE YOU ALLISON, get Alex and Amanda out and fuck up Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia!

James tries to play great speech writer and tell Allison he's "fine" with whatever Allison is voting and you should vote the way you want. Allison tells them that Matt and Natalie are NOT targeting you next week, when they ARE, and she's using this to trick them to think it's a good idea to keep Matt and Natalie because she wants Matt and Natalie to go after James and Chelsia.

Ever since Chelsia sold Allison out to her FACE saying the final 4 will be her couple team and Joshuah's couple team that Allison has made it top game plan to get Joshuah and his minions out of the game.

Ryan is now in the HOH room learning about everything and Allison is saying in a very clear way that she isn't really buying what Alex is saying but even if it does turn out to be true that "I don't give a fuck" about what is being said about me. She continues to compare notes about what Alex and Amanda did as opposed to what Matt has or hasn't done.

She brings up the mean spirited thing Alex and Amanda wanted to do and that was to give Allison a beer as she walked out of the house had she been evicted last week. Allison is just not budging from her decision to vote out Alex and Amanda.

OHHH shut up Alex, nothing you say at this point to Allison and/or Ryan is going to work. Make sure your bags are packed and get the fuck out already. I'll report back when the talk in the HOH ends because right now it is endless!

Matt is finally brought up to the HOH room to talk to Alex about him campaigning and Matt thinks he was under an agreement with Alex that he wouldn't talk shit about Alex but he would campaign without talking "down" on the other person, which he's done.

Now Matt is confronted gently about him trashing Allison in the Diary Room and he defends his way in a funny, humurous way that brings Allison to a laugh every now and then. Matt now reveals that someone, he won't name who, came to his bedroom and said Amanda is talking shit about Matt about him around the house.

Now he tries to give Allison compliments that he was using the "playa" angle because he was attracted to Natalie and Allison first and started making fun of of himself more about trying to enjoy both of them... Whatever Allison still doesn't change her mind and Alex knows he is leaving tomorrow because this REVELATION is not going the way he hoped.

James continues to be an asshole trying to play nice and be "neutral" to everything even though he is gunning for Matt and Natalie to leave tomorrow. It's not happening so he acts like he doesn't care when behind closed doors he wants Matt out.

Minutes later Allison and Ryan figure out that what Matt's whole "playa" thing was just going to build up his "ego" and not for gameplay. He admits that he will look like an ass because he knows Allison won't hook up with him. Alex finally ends it by saying "that's it".

Ryan agrees meeting is over and everyone leaves laughing and it's GOOD TIMES. James and Chelsia sulk on the bed that he's not leaving and are forced to listen to Matt explain his America's Playa thing he talks about in the Diary Room. Over and done, no fight. DAMN IT!

FINALLY Matt leaves the HOH room and James has this face and says "He's fucking staying... he's fucking staying". James then says that Joshuah is the one starting all the fucking shit up and Chelsia says she told off Joshuah about saying some shit about her and James and something about final 2. James then says "I think Josh and Sharon are fucked". RIGHT ON!

Chelsia then says she thinks Joshuah and Sharon are playing "shady". Downstairs Alex tells Joshuah and Sharon what happened in the HOH room and Sharon is HARDCORE trying to get Alex to start more shit up but he doesn't want to. Joshuah now wants to tell Sheila something Allison said about her to start some more shit. Alex leaves the hot tub not giving a fuck anymore.

Joshuah then tells Alex that he's about to "tear into Allison worse than Amanda". Alex heads inside wanting to enjoy his last night. Now they know Allison and Ryan are not going to change their vote and now they want to target Sheila and Adam to get them to vote with them. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

Joshuah is under the impression that Matt and Natalie made this deal with him when all know Matt is going to tell Joshuah a big ol' fuck you on the deal once he stays. Joshuah gets out of the hot tub wanting to start shit.

Inside Matt and Joshuah talk and Joshuah has to hear how everyone laughed about what Matt said or did in the Diary Rooms. Joshuah was hoping this would turn Allison against Matt but it didn't work. Laughing OUT Loud here.

Minutes later James talks to Joshuah in kitchen about how "we're both fucked" and Joshuah continues continues continues to fucking talk about wanting to go off on Allison right now. James then tells Joshuah "you do what you gotta do" but then advices that he will be targeted. Allison talks in the background and her voice gives James a "headache". Ahh poooor big dicked douche bag is getting annoyed.

In the storage room Sheila and Allison are jumping for joy as they hug. Something about Joshuah fucking up and her being friends with Matt from day one and how Allison is going after him next week. Allison also apparently told Amanda "it's a done deal, you're done". Meanwhile Amanda is crying and talking to Ryan in the bathroom about all this. She hears Allison coming to the kitchen and covers her face with a pillow.

Allison now talks with Amanda on the bathroom couch and this is just going to be another one of those speeches where Allison will talk down to Amanda about how she was and acted in the beginning and blah blah blah blah. Allison gets her way now 2 weeks in a row, first week Jen and now second week Amanda. Now Allison wants Josh out next... will she get her way... AGAIN?

Later in the kitchen James reveals that Chelsia's dad doesn't want his daughter to get fucked by James, mainly because of his porn past although Chelsia doesn't really know the true reason, and then he says "you're father didn't say you can't cut your hair". It seems Daddy is behind all the cameras moving away when James kisses Chelsia.

Now Joshuah comes by to tell Adam, James and Chelsia how he's going to be this BIG OL' BITCH in the house next week and how his "words" are soooo bad. WHATEVER.

Posted by guytvblog at 3:02 AM

February 22, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 3 Featuring Hageila

Day 14-17 here.

Day 14: Apparently sometime after midnight word has gotten back to Sharon and Joshuah that they are possibly going up as "pawns" next to Alex & Amanda. Sooo paranoia Sharon has gone nuts and already started getting a pact to break other groups up in the house with the help of Alex & Amanda.

Joshuah's mood is getting more and more depressed as he fears the nomination block. They're not even on the fucking block and they're flipping out. Imagine when they are actually on the block! Amanda and Joshuah are talking in the couch bedroom in a civil manner. Is the Amanda hate gone? I highly doubt it but how can you be mad at someone the entire stay of the house? I expect Joshuah and Amanda to be this year's Beau and Janelle, they hated each other in the house and outside the house they're fucking best friends for fucking life.

Natalie brings up "when those people are upstairs it's not an alliance but when we were in the HOH it was an alliance". Actually you guys WERE an alliance Natalie and the people upstairs are an ALLIANCE so umm..... okay. whatever.

Ohhh Amanda and Alex and Matt are trying to turn Sheila against Allison. By telling her Allison used Sheila last week to get her off the block and now this week "where is she" and Sheila brings up that Allison has been getting an attitude with her lately. Who knows what the hell is going on with Sheila and Allison. FUCK IT.

As they make their bed they talk about going up as a "pawn" because Sharon believes they could NEVER be voted out over Amanda & Alex. This also makes them not having to vote anyone off and be under the radar and not responsible for anything this week. Joshuah is nervous about the plan but Sharon is hardcore up for the challenge.

Joshuah then moans about not wanting to be on the block and is nervous. He may not have any choice of the manner come tomorrow when the nominations happen! Amanda and Alex come into the room as Joshuah and Sharon try to sleep crawling in bed to hug them both. Shocking! Joshuah hugs Amanda and doesn't say anything after she walks away!

As Joshuah sleeps the new added stress away Sharon explains her plan to Allison who LOVES the idea, mainly because she and Ryan don't have to go up again. Allison even asks who the couple would go up in case of the POV and she says Matt & Natalie. Sharon then says that she needs Ryan and Allison to vote with Adam and Sheila to make sure Sharon and Joshuah stay over Alex & Amanda.

Sharon is so over confident that I hope this SHIT backfires. Think of it. Who really wants to sit at the end against Joshuah and Sharon... can they win against these 2 or should they go up against Alex & Amanda- I mean no one in the house wants to give the money to Amanda of all people. PLEASE volunteer yourself dumbasharon! PLEASE!

Sharon then says her plan is "10% smart, 90% scary" but actually Dumbasharon, it's "100%" dumb to go on the block by choice. IDIOT.

Later Matt gets into bed and wants NOTHING to do with Natalie who's awake and waiting. She's trying to be all cute with him and gives him a kiss on his sexy back and he starts complaining. She gives him another kiss on the back of his neck and he tells her that he wants to sleep. Adam comes in and carries a conversation with Matt and when Natalie tries to talk to Matt during it he ignores her, raises his voice and gets his point across.

Natalie won't stop talking and he tells her "shhh!" with a laugh followed by "enough". Sheila and Adam laugh at Matt's treatment towards her but it's not as bad as I'm typing it to be. He's trying to be as nice as he can but she won't SHUT HER SHIT!

Today was the Food competition. James, Chelsia, Matt, Natalie, Ryan and Allison, Joshuah and Sharon won food while Alex, Amanda, Sheila and Adam are all on slop. Ohh GAWD Sheila is on slop. WATCH OUT Adam! And everyone's taking cold showers, a HOH game punishment, because almost everyone got into something that had Fish and Fish scales... YUM!

After the Food Comp, a messy one because everyone is taking showers, Sharon and Chelsia are talking in the HOH room. Sharon continues to push her highly STUPID "I'm cool with everyone, put us up against Alex & Amanda" plan. Chelsia then says that she doesn't want them to leave if "something goes wrong". Sharon then FINALLY tells her "if you put us up against Alex and Amanda that would SECURE them going home."

Oh YES stupid SHIT! Tell her! TELL HER! Your over confidence is beautiful! Now she's talking like the delusional HOH alliances do, "we win next week and we save you" bullshit. Sharon is talking about next week putting up Sheila against Allison to get them out. They laugh on how Sheila "couldn't do that [Food] competition" and Sharon says YES and that they have to get them to the end to make sure her and Josh and Chelsia and James are the final 2 couples. Oh how this bitch thinks it is this fucking simple.

IDIOT!

Downstairs Matt is already talking about "I'm going up on the block" when James is in the kitchen. James kids around with Matt telling him he's going up and that he can win POV to get himself off. Matt smiles but then asks seriously "Am I going up?"

Chelsia comes down and hears talk about who's going up and Chelsia says "We haven't talked about shit yet" and James says he hasn't. Matt continues to be an idiot this week because last week he should have saved Parker and Jen and someone else from the other side of the house would have gone up and out the door. There would be 3 targets this week had Matt used the POV thus giving him a 33% chance of staying this week. He's SOOOO stupid.

Oh damn it, James and Chelsia are talking about putting up Natalie and Matt against Alex and Amanda because Natalie is talking about how they can win POV when ANYONE can win and AHH FUCK, PUT UP SHARON AND JOSHUAH! Please!

James is already coming up with a speech to tell Matt in front of everyone about how they made a "deal' with Matt and Natalie to not put them up when they are going to put them up. When James brings up that Adam is scarred he's going up Chelsia is quick to figure out but still asks how does Adam know [Remember James told Adam last night that he might put him up, James acts as if this HOH is his and he tells Chelsia what to do] and then James makes up that Adam suspects he's going up because of Sheila. Ohh James... dirty dirty player.

James is now encouraging Chelsia to be a bitch at the nomination ceremony and to call Amanda a bitch to her face. Ryan comes up to the HOH room and almost REVEALS what James was talking to them last night but James is quick to say "I was drunk". Ryan then continues to REVEAL what James said last night and Chelsia reacts "fucking you" but in a laughing manner sort of way.

James continues his bullshit theory that Adam and Matt are secretly getting into another alliance. Ryan starts to talk about not trusting Adam and how that couple are playing the "dumb card" and letting everyone do everything for them.

Earlier James and Chelsia say the same thing about Joshuah and Sharon. JUST PUT SOMEONE UP ALREADY, BE A BTICH, BE AN ASSHOLE, DO IT ALREADY.

Nominations have come and gone. Matt & Natalie versus Alex & Amanda. James copped out and went with what the house wants. Matt is supposely okay with being on the block but Alex is pissed calling James, behind his back, a muther fucker and wants to make James scarred that he will win POV.

It seems at the nomination ceremony James talked about his reason(s) putting up Matt & Natalie while Chelsia took on Amanda and Amanda alone. It seems Amanda tells Alex that they didn't even say a thing about you and it was all about her.

NOW NOW Matt realizes that he should have used POV to save Parker & Jen last week. He thought NOT using it would not make him a target but his dumbass couldn't realize he was a target anyways being associated with his "boy" Alex.

Alex is talking with Matt and Amanda in the boat room that one of them are leaving this week. And next week if they don't get HOH the "floaters" of the house will put the remaining couple up again next week. Matt believes that if James wins POV that he'll be taken off and Sheila & Adam would go up but Alex doubts that.

Matt then wonders how Dick and Daniele got out of being on the block together twice. Amanda says Daniele won POV twice and whoever went up against Dick went home.

Minutes later in the couch room Sheila, Allison, Amanda and Matt talk. Allison tells Matt that she "feels" for him about being on the block because she was there for 10 DAYS. Then Sheila interrupts making her point that everyone keeps forgetting that SHE was on the BLOCK for 1 day "but it wasn't filmed" as she puts it. WHAT?!?!

Everyone gives her this look of WHAT BITCH and Sheila then says that you guys may not agree with me but I was on the block for 1 day because Jen & Parker targeted them until Jacob fucked up. FINE WHATEVER SHEILA, YOU HAD IT THE HARDEST.

Amanda then brings up that it is obvious that from the nomination speech that she is the reason why Alex is on the block and she feels sad about that but it is what it is. Amanda is quick to start talking game with Sheila and Allison about if she gets POV and gets off that her vote and Allison's vote saves Matt sending whoever else is up gone... but come on Amanda, didn't you just talk about making "stupid moves", this being your latest. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Joshuah comes into the kitchen happy as fuck as they are not the "pawns" this week talking about Jen's "skank rash" while Ryan is in the room. Of course Ryan laughs it off and everyone has a good laugh. Something happens off camera and Adam is running around chasing people with something. Apparently Ryan had put Jen's "used" panties on Adam's face and he started running around trying to rub his face on Joshuah and Natalie.

Joshuah starts in about Alex and Amanda are "scheming" when they are talking with Allison and Sheila when Natalie starts talking about they are just probably talking about being on the block. But everyone quiets down and Sheila's loud ass mouth as well as Amanda's loud voice carries into the kitche and the group overhears.

Then they get back to talking amongst each other and Chelsia invites people to "hang out" in the HOH room. James then screams out "I can't believe you made out with me" and Chelisa has this mixed reaction of I hate you and Yeah it is funny. Amanda comes into the kitchen giving them her speculation on what's going to happen in the end... BORING.

Chelsia invites the whole house up to the HOH room. Probably because she doesn't want to be left alone with Porno butt fucker James.

Downstairs Alex and Matt & Natalie are telling Sheila and others that THEY did what the house wanted by nominating the couples and not using POV but now people are supposely voting who they want out and not what the house wants, whatever that means.

Alex starts up with "one of us is staying" and how he's fine that if he goes but "vengence is a bitch". Alex is starting to sound very bitter and we all know Sheila will tell Allison this and Allison will tell James and Chelsia and I'm praying for another house fight. Alex then tells Sheila that they will never be put up against them because of POV and how weak they are compared to them.

Sheila is being fake right now with her reactions and will of course tell a whole different version to Allison later when they talk. Matt starts talking about the HOH comp how Matt and Natalie were answering "smart" and the rest of the house wasn't. EXPECT all this to be spun in a whole new way from Sheila's mouth to the rest of the house.

Matt tells Alex about the lesbian secret!!! It seems James has told this to Matt and now he's telling Alex. The "fake" secret is getting out. Matt is also pissed about how James handled the speech earlier and that he'll beat him in the streets outside the house if he runs into him.

Sheila continues her talk to Matt and Alex in the boat room about Allison changing after the live show as over. She's either a DAMN GOOD ACTRESS or telling the truth... I CAN'T FUCKING TELL! Get her on a soap opera damn it, not Joshuah!

Outside James is laughing with Adam and Ryan about Matt probably "kicking himself in the ass" for not using POV. James can't keep laughing about it and these three are all about "Operation Condor" and how they are NOT in an alliance but just handling business.

Later James and Chelsia are talking alone in the HOH room. James tries to play footsies with Chelsia but she doesn't play along so he stops. Chelsia points out that Matt is pissed off "us" and James says "fuck 'em". James is just super horny but playing it off as if he's trying to sleep.

Downstairs in the sauna room Allison is still TRASHING Jen after Jen is OUT OF THE HOUSE. So these 2 sea hags can make up a story about them being lesbians with an adopted child yet Jen can't make up a story about having a boyfriend who's in Iraq. Um... makes no sense.

Back upstairs James and Chelsia exchange bike stories. He says he owns nothing and has nothing except his bike... which is AT HIS MOM'S meaning he does have something to fall back on but he CHOOSES to stay away from his home. IDIOT. He's "homeless" because he chooses to be, not because life put him there.

Downstairs in the bathroom Sheila and Allison are talking. It seems Allison and Sheila friendship is NEVER going to end. "I got you girl, I got cha" says Sheila about whatever point she's making. Allison is playing everyone and everyone is letting her do it willingly.

Sheila ends up leaving Allison in the bathroom as Sharon walks in. Allison rolls her eyes and gives Sharon this LOOK about how annoyed she is with Sheila. Sharon buys it and gets told by Allison "Anything I say I'm wrong" about Sheila being right about everything. They blame the slop she's on but Allison really is playing everyone in the house.

This house is BORRRINNNGG! James, get naked and rub your big ol' junk on Sheila.

Later Sheila talks with Allison in her bed with Ryan about James and Chelsia playing "under the radar". It seems Sheila may have been putting on a show with Alex, Amanda and Matt earlier about hating Allison but one can never tell with this hag. Sheila tells Allison that when they are out of the house she will call her and TALK TO HER MORE [good gawd] and better explain why she is the person she is and how it will all make sense. Something "personal" that she will "never talk about in this house".

Day 15: Amanda and Natalie CHIT CHAT in the Sauna room. They discuss that "one of us have to win POV"... like no shit girls! Amanda says "we should have kept Jen and Parker" and how "we" cared about the house doing what they want and how they now only care about doing what they want.

Amanda again tells Natalie that "I swear I didn't call you a whore" and Natalie supposely believes her now saying "Joshuah said that to start shit up" WHICH IS TRUE. Natalie is on a roll with her mouth talking about what should happen and how it should happen, honey, let's wait until one of you have POV in your hands and then we can get to talking about your next move.

Matt starts to jokingly tell James and everyone in the kitchen that YOU DID promise me that you wouldn't put me up and James LIES saying he never said that but Matt continues to playfully say "yes you did" and how when BB puts the show together that they will show this clip before they get nominated.

Then the kitchen groups tries to get Adam to do something "rude" to Sheila involving his half naked body and food wrap but he backs out.

Over in Ryan's bed Allison WON'T shut the fuck up about Jen. It's all she ever thinks about. Allison also promised earlier that she wouldn't talk about Jen anymore...yet she continues all night long and most likely the rest of the time she's in the house with Ryan.

Outside James talks with Matt and Adam about making a deal. It seems Matt wants James to save him if he wins POV and James agrees to this. Adam then tells Matt about "Operation Condor" and Matt supposely already knows this. Matt is calling James on wanting to get rid of him as well if Alex and Amanda get off with POV.

Alex comes outside and stops the talk. Alex gets close to James and tries to hug him in THAT kind of way and James asks "what are you doing" as he steps away. Alex laughs it off as James acts as if he's not down with "gay" stuff.

Later Amanda slips into her boat bed while Natalie utters "Parker. I will Avenge You". Well you'll need power again to do that. Just so you know.

Outside Matt and Alex are alone outside and they TRASH TRASH Allison's body and call her the "horse" of the house. Matt says he saw her naked today and how disgusting she is and something about her nipples. Alex jokes he'll try something with her but then laughs about it.

Minutes later James is in the kitchen talking with them again, Natalie also there, as James honestly tells them that they are on the block because they are "strong" and he's not basing it on one comp. That the idea of putting up Sharon and Jacob was stupid. James also admits to playing stupid in the game with the other stupid houseguests because of how the questions were worded thus the stupidiest players this week won HOH.

Matt eggs Natalie to "strip for us" and he'll "cuddle you until you fall asleep". She seems nervous but then says for the guys, Alex, James, Adam and Matt to go to the Sauna room. Natalie goes into the boat room where Amanda is and starts whispering something to her while in the Sauna room Matt looks at the camera and says "you can thank me".

As they wait Matt says "This is Awesome!". Amanda wants to see the show so she joins the boys and Chelsia, who's watching the cameras in the HOH room, comes down quick to see what the hell is going on.

Natalie starts wearing yellow slutty high heels and a giant red hair wig. Chelsia claims she was listening to music when she saw this "orange thing" run by. Natalie starts by getting up all over the "HOH" James and pushing his face into her crotch. Next up is Adam who's laying back as she bends over and he touches her ass with his finger tip. She then gets on top of him and squats down and then turns around and drops her ass into his face.

She rubs her ass into Adam's face a few good times before moving to Matt. She takes off her shirt, still wearing a bra and sits on his lap and grinds. "NO grabbing" someone yells. Natalie turns around and tries to do a move with her high heels but then gets on the floor and starts doing her thing.

Chelsia is freaking the fuck out. Her wig falls off and she puts it back on quick. Her mic then falls off and she gets it back on. She's a sloppy yet fun stripper. She grabs her breasts and rubs them in Alex's face. He blows a raspberry in her breasts and then she turns around to sit in his lap. Next up is Chelsia! Chelsia lays down on the bed in the sauna and she takes off Natalie's bra to grab them and squeeze them and move them around in circles

Amanda has her collar from her jacket over her mouth watching in shock. Amanda's TURN! But Amanda gets up and runs to the other side of the room. Adam's turn is up again and she leans on the massage table and taps her covered pussy. Her Bra is back on at this point. She then slides off Adam's body.

She then rubs her fake reddish hair in Adam's face. Amanda's name is brought back up and Amanda RUNS out of the sauna room and escapes into the house. The show is over and everyone wants a strip pole for more shows. Matt encourages her to go into the Diary Room in her get up and talk about it.

Matt talks to James and Chelsia alone after others walk out of the sauna room to discover that the REAL reason why Matt was put on the block with A&A is because he was a vote for them to stay. Next Natalie comes back saying the Diary Room wouldn't let her in.

Later Alex talks with Adam outside about what could or may happen when POV is played. And in the sauna room Natalie says "I don't care. People are going to judge you in whatever you do. I just want to have fun". Well put!

Minutes later Chelsia is carried and lifted up the stairs by James like a married couple crossing the treshold, or however you spell that.

Ohh what's this. Matt, Natalie, Adam and Sheila PLOT in the pink bedroom. Whispers are so low I can't make it out. And upstairs James showers and reveals his long dick to the world of BB live feeds. He's busy and doesn't shave and his dick sways left and right as he cleans his ass with his towel.

Back in the pink bedroom all four whispering put their hands into the middle and do that shit where they make a pact or something like that. Awww minutes later Matt lets Natalie CUDDLE with him, she's spooning him in the bed, no blow job required! How SWEET!

Later in the HOH room James starts to kiss and nuzzle her neck and she laughs at him and doesn't really get into it. James then starts talking to the cameras about how she goes into the Diary Room talking crap about him being into her and she's not into him and him kissing her and he's a bad kisser. She laughs and he tries to kiss her again.

After they keep joking she finally admits that "You're growing on me" but she's being FAKE about how she really feels about him. She doesn't want to get fucked by him in the house both in the game or in the bed. She tries to coat her love for his personality and his pink hair but she really isn't into him. He keeps calling her "dude" as if he's stuck in a porno.

Gross. James playfully tells her "I like you Chelsia" and she fakes an answer back to him that she likes him but she keeps her entire body turned away from him and how everything is "awkward". James keeps trying to replace sex with "fun" and how she should have "make out" time with him before they go to bed but WE ALL know that make out time leads to sex.

James won't stop hounding her to kiss him and she finally gives in and then pulls away after a fwe kisses. He then tells her "fuck you" and she playfully says it back and she tries to pull away and he keeps pulling her into him, he literally pulls her on top of him and kisses again and when she tries to pull away he keeps pulling her back. SHE'S FINALLY FREE.

She laughs but is obviously not wanting it and he gets upset and turns away but then quickly jumps back on top of her, pulls the covers over her head and stops her laughing by kissing her again. "Make out" my ass he wants to stick his dick in her mouth and ass and pussy. She pushes him OFF yet again saying it's "Hot". He WON'T STOP!

She keeps trying to change the subject and he spoons her. It's pathetic what he's doing. NO MEANS NO but Chelsia JUST NEEDS TO FUCKING SAY IT.

Finally she gets him to stop by talking about Game. They've CUM up with a plan. They talk about pulling off Alex and Amanda with POV if they win it. Make a deal with them that if they win HOH that they don't put them up if they win and if they don't they'll be put back up. OR take M&N off, put up Ryan and Allison and vote out Matt and Natalie because they don't trust Matt after James broke his deal on NOT nominating them this week.

They think this is a good plan, whatever it is, and may go through with it but again it all depends who wins POV. James says if this goes through that the whole house is going to put him up next week anyways so might as well "flip the whole house". The ONLY problem with these 2 douche bags is that once they pull off Alex and Amanda that Sheila and Adam can turn on them and vote with A&A to keep Matt and vote out Allison... but then again will Sheila let Allison go?

Soooo... POV comp was today and Joshuah and Sharon were picked to play this week someone had to have won POV... And the winners are... Joshuah & Sharon. Chelsia and James talk with Joshuah and Sharon and Ryan in the HOH room about what their options are and who to get out this week. Adam's name is brought up and the possibility of breaking up the "lesbians" or getting out the "strong" players aka M&N or A&A.

Chelsia reveals during the POV comp that Matt pushed her out of the way and she was pissed off about it but James told her to let it go and she says she will BUT SHE WON'T. We'll hear about it all fucking day and again for the REST OF OUR LIVES.

Ryan leaves the HOH room with Joshuah and here goes Sharon talking about reading the bible before the comp, I guess GOD is back in the house as the 17th player! Sharon is pushing for the idea that Amanda is Joshuah's problem, not hers, and that Matt & Natalie should go.

Chelsia says "we can fucking do it" by making her, Amanda, "break" before next week's HOH comp. She wants to team up with Joshuah and verbally attack Amanda next week but then James asks Chelsia "do we really want to go that route" meaning will the house accept them doing that to her and Alex. Chelsia shuts her shit and doesn't say a thing more about it.

Something's brewing in the BB house! Sheila is telling Natalie that Allison was the one who started the "Natalie wants a relationship outside the house with Matt after the show" rumor and Natalie is PISSED THE FUCK AWF when hearing this. She wants to confront Allison tonight!

Amanda comes in and Sheila starts spilling everything, or mostly everything Allison has said or done behind their backs. Amanda leaves and Natalie grows more and more upset with Allison by Sheila's words of hatred. "I'll call her out and make her the biggest bitch in this place" whispers Natalie to Sheila. There is so much hatred coming from Sheila and Natalie's mouth.

Natalie suggests that Sheila tell James and Chelsia what's Allison been up to and been saying and that Joshuah and Sharon use POV, put up Allison and Ryan and vote out Allison, "let the house decide". But think of this, once Natalie confronts Allison EVERTHING is going to come out, possibly even the blow jobs at night.

Sheila is now speaking for her son and "ex" who are watching the feeds and show probably thinking "what the fuck are you doing" in regards to Sheila getting worked on by Allison. Ohhh tonight is going to be fun!

Over in the kitchen Amanda tells her what Joshuah apparently told her earlier today after POV. It seems Joshuah told Amanda he feels "bad" for how he treated her earlier in the game but it's obvious he could give a shit and is possibly going to take them off the block as planned with James & Chelsia and come off as this GREAT PERSON for saving Alex and Amanda. He's just playing for next week in case they win HOH and he's safe from getting nominated.

Ohhh Allison is upstairs with Ryan because Ryan already noticed Natalie and Sheila "whispering" in the pink room. They are FIRST in the HOH room working James and Chelsia about stating their case in whatever Sheila and Natalie are working on. Allison makes it known that Matt and Natalie should be the targets this week. She talks about Amanda and Alex will be on slop all week, fuck up on HOH and Chelsia brings it up again how her and Joshuah will "break" Amanda by hitting her "hot spots" that will set her AWF!

I knew Chelsia was a bitch the first night of feeds. STUPID CUNT. She should go suck Dick's dick at the wrap party to prove how dirty she can be. Ryan and Allison are working James and Chelsia perfectly and it may work so that if POV is used that Adam & Sheila go up. A WAR is coming between Sheila and Allison.

Chelsia finally asks Allison what she REALLY thinks about Sheila. She says she's not going to give her anymore advice and starts talking shit against Sheila and what she's done, of course, leaving out what she's done herself in the house. Allison is talking shit about Sheila and says "she is just too- she's not thinking straight". Basically Allison wants to cut Sheila out of the game because she's already used her to keep her safe last week and now she's done with them. James and Chelsia are buying into Allison's tricks.

I'm kinda hoping that Allison fucks with James and Chelsia to get her away from the block this week as she used Sheila last week. Downstairs Sheila is yelling and bitching about Allison's words and "bullshit game". Sharon runs upstairs to tell the HOH group what's going on and it looks like the shit is going to hit the fan sooner than later! YEAH!

Sheila is now downstairs screaming and hollering but trying to hold it in and Allison is not even downstairs yet. This CUNT is still in the HOH room scared to go down after Sharon told her what Sheila has been saying downstairs. Sheila is ready to explode the minute she sees Allison and it will go AWF in just mere minutes. Allison continues to trash talk Amanda and whoever is downstairs. Little does she know that Sheila is going to SPILL everything negative Allison has said about every houseguest in this house and about her gambling debt problem.

James and Chelsia are all on Ryan and Allison's side, easily stupid enough to buy into Allison's side of the story. Downstairs half the house, Alex, Amanda, Matt, Natalie, Sheila and Joshuah are all talking about Allison and what she's done. Upstairs in the HOH room James, Chelsia, Allison, Ryan and Sharon are talking about what Sheila's done. Allison continues to be scared as shit to go downstairs. I can't wait for this fight!

Well the fight ended up being pretty great with some super catty comments and Allison fucking with everyone in the house and STILL getting away with it because Sheila came across as a person who didn't have all the right information going into the fight but she sure as hell was onto something that could have really fucked up Allison's game.

After the fight Allison is all mouth and talking down to Natalie who never went off on her because it turns out Sheila's info regarding her and Allison was either wrong or better yet another fucking misunderstanding in the house. Natalie tries to apologize for talking shit before knowing the "truth", whatever that is, and Allison wants nothing to do with Natalie.

And then, GET THIS, Allison goes up to the HOH room and jumps up and down with SUPER CUNT Chelsia about God knows what but both are celebrating winning whatever they thought they won in the Sheila fight.

And then later Sheila and Allison make up, Sheila cries, gets corrected on somethings that she was wrong about and when Amanda tries to clear her name Allison gets fed up with HOW Amanda is doing it and tries not to go off on her and leaves the room to go workout outside. Amanda and Sheila talk and figure out where the misunderstandings started between them and they ended up figuring it out, basically Sheila jumped to the conclusion with who and what was said in the HOH room about Sheila's yeast infection.

Yeah, I know, Yeast Infection. Then Amanda has a seizure in the house while Allison has an allergic reaction to a peanut in the house. Both are taken out of the house for medical attention- just click here to find out all the juicy details that paints SUPER CUNT Chelsia into an even uglier picture. She's worse than Joshuah now in my eyes and she deserves to be treated like shit in the house at some point.

Also the plan to pull off Alex and Amanda with the POV may not be happening because Ryan and Joshuah talk about keeping nominations the same, getting out Matt & Natalie this week and putting Alex & Amanda back up next week against Adam and Sheila. That is if Joshuha, Sharon, Allison or Ryan win HOH. BUT Sharon is trying to talk Joshuah into throwing HOH this week because they feel so fucking safe they don't need to win it. So that leaves Allison and Ryan the only ones in this new shithole alliance that includes James & Chelsia on winning for their team.

Later Matt is talking with Sharon and Joshuah and Matt reveals the paramedics came into the house and "stuck a needle in her arm". Joshuah feels like both ladies will be fine and be back in the house soon. Alex comes in and says he "feels bad" about stuff he's said or done regarding Amanda.

Sheila whispers with Natalie in the pink room that even though her and Allison apologized to each other that she still just doesn't trust Allison at all. Sheila continues her TOP SECRET HATE ALLISON game plan with Natalie.

You see how brillant Allison is when she plays with a bunch of idiots. Last week she used Sheila and Adam who ended up having voting power and her ass was saved and now this week Allison is working James and Chelsia and creates a new four person alliance with them to make sure she doesn't go up this week. Impressive bitch, impressive.

Sheila then tells Natalie her CORRECT prediction that next week after Matt & Natalie leave this week that she'll go up against Alex & Amanda next week. Natalie says that she only "believes" Sheila now while also being pissed off with Matt for telling her not speak her mind in the game.

Thanks to a Diary Room live feed glimpse, something usually not shown on the live feeds, it is announced that Amanda and Allison are both on their way back to the house and are doing perfectly fine.

In the storage room Joshuah and Ryan talk about not using the POV as well as getting the flowers and pills they asked for both Amanda and Allison. SUPER CUNT Chelisa tries to be all nice and all about the flowers and making sure Amanda's pills are next to her flowers. FUCK YOU.

Later Amanda returns weakly into the house and heads straight for the boat bed but Joshuah finds her first and gives her one of those hugs that he means well but still wants you out of the house because you're fine and he wants to win. Sharon comes to her too and soon Chelsia comes trying to act as if she gives a good God shit. Amanda is helped to the kitchen and gets an applause from everyone and hugs.

She is told to eat peanut butter and then go to bed. Amanda reveals that Allison and her were in different rooms at the hospital. And that when Amanda fainted that Allison was in the Diary Room getting looked at by the nurse, they both had problems at the exact same time. Amanda finds out now that Natalie is running a fear and her "head is hot".

Later Allison comes back and discovers that the allergic reaction was from something in slop. Hmm... Is Slop being taken away this season with the EPIC return of Peanut Butter and Jelly? Allison is fine and Amanda has yet to go to bed. Everyone is fine and the game continues. GAME AWN!

Minutes later Allison, Amanda and Sheila all hug in the boat room and Allison makes a comment "we all need to change the way we feel about each other". All three hug again but get this, before Sheila leaves sick Natalie in the other room she tells Natalie "You're the one I only really care about". Wow!

Gross, Amanda and Allison are holding hands as they talk. YUCK! Sheila then says "I'm glad we made up, that was ugly" and says she's sorry. Amanda says "we're done talking about each other" and Sheila then starts going off about Adam and how we call change but Adam CAN'T, are you kidding?

Sheila is ready to go home and wants to go up on the block and get voted out. She's talking about leaving the game, letting Big Brother bring back JEN and put her with Adam. Both girls talk Sheila into staying but who knows if it works.

Sheila calls Adam's behaviour towards her "abuse" and is still talking about leaving the show. Allison says "I love you" but does she really mean it? Sheila makes this all about her for treating both of them "like shit" and then this happening to both of them and Sheila makes this all about her while Allison tries to make it all about her being so close to death while Amanda makes this all about her getting through all this and changing as a person. WHHAAAAEVER.

Get back to hating each other, that's life. No Saints in this house!

Sheila won't let the "abuse" Adam issue go away. She wants to go into the Diary Room tomorrow, MAKE BB change Adam and his "ways" and if they don't she walks off the show. I'm thinking BB will be like, okay, get the fuck out, let us bring back Jen!

At one point during Sheila's EPIC rant about her this and her that she brings up a good point. She says the men are getting off easy as the women are attacking each other and they are getting off good on all that. They all agree to watch for this in the coming weeks.

Day 16: With Sheila already talking about wanting to walk out of the game as long as Adam continues to treat her with "abuse", verbal that is, talk begins whether or not POV should be used. Sharon kinda wants to use it and help Sheila get put up and voted out but Ryan and Joshuah don't want that to happen "because it fucks up our plan" to get the people they want out aka Matt & Natalie.

Sharon walks away while Joshuah makes a comment about why men usually win the game while women tear each other apart. Now they trash Sheila to no end, "sorry you're old" and "she just has man rage" and "she hates anything with a penis". Joshuah even makes a point that Amanda is "tough" because he called her a "cunt 20 times" and "ripped her a new ass" and how Amanda is "totally cool" with how she handled it the next day.

Joshuah does joke that Amanda thinks "we're totally best friends, she's fine with me" and laughs. Delusional Ryan doesn't believe Allison has backstabbed in the game.. oh really, you don't know Allison like we live feed viewers do DUMBASS. Once you and Allsion "divorce" in the game and you play on your own, expect her to backstab your ass stupid shit.

Just around midnight Twatty Allison broke her, Sheila's and Amanda's rule of not talking shit about each other. She's talking about how crazy and crazy and crazy Sheila is and how "she fucked me, she FUCKED me". Ryan then tells Allison that Sheila made a comment about how Ryan should look on the "brighter side of things because Jen might come back".

Joshuah and Sharon get into the "what the hell did Sheila say" trash talking game with Allison. Good Gawd Allison, thanks for returning to cunty form in this game because I was so not looking forward to a 3 month long "we're BEST friends" bullshit season.

Ryan also tells Allison that if Jen had come back that he wouldn't want to play with Jen and that he ONLY wants to play with Allison. Awww Ryan plays with Allison's puppy sick love for him and Allison LOVES hearing this.

Just as Ryan gets comfortable he jokes with Joshuah that he was planning on inviting Joshuah to sleep in his bed and Joshuah loves that idea while Ryan admits that he's just "one big teddy bear". Oh googly eyed Allison says "Oh you are".

Upstairs in the HOH room James makes the biggest jaw dropping statement to Chelsia. "I wouldn't want to be paired up with anyone else in this game... but Josh BUT I'M NOT GAY!".. Whoa!!!! So he's gay for pay? That fucker, making money off us innocent cock suckers.

Later in the day it seems Sheila is back tracking on wanting to leave the house and telling Chelsia that she and Adam don't want to go on the block and that they will vote whatever way HOH wants.

Meanwhile Allsion is still bad mouthing Sheila to everyone in the game while talking nice to Sheila to HER FACE. In the sauna Chelsi and Joshuah talk about how Sheila has been acting and how Allison is aways "playing both sides".

Outside Allison talked to Adam and LIES about how she hasn't heard this from anyone but it "making it up" that POV may be used to pull of A&A, A&S going up and that in either senerio that Matt & Natalie go home this week. This isn't what Adam wants to hear. Allison is already sweet talking Adam in case he wins HOH, this bitch is so good at playing everyone in the house. I wish they would catch on to her and fucking EVICT HER ASS but a house of idiots usually let a genius BB player right through to the end aka Season 6's Maggie.

After some ab class in the living room, trust me it was totally unsexy because everyone was fully clothed and Sheila & Allison were there- GROSS, anyways after the ab class Allison goes upstairs to take a fucking shooowweeer which means she's going to talk game with Chelsia. Then Allison fucks up by saying "I guess the house found out about MY Brillant plan" and hopefully Chelsia will take this personally as she takes everything to heart... hopefully.

Allison loves to talk about how she only plays week to week and how she would love to win HOH to put up Alex and Amanda against Sheila and Adam. Then she talks about what happened to her was "bullshit" but then James talks about what happened to Amanda and Allison is SUPER CUNTY QUICK to turn the talk about her and what happened to her again. BITCH.

Allison is so fuckin' transparent I'd love to call her out on her shit to her face everytime she opens her mouth. Then talk about Adam and Sheila leaving this week "would be the dumbest thing this week" and "wouldn't you agree" to which idiots James and Chelsia are tricked into agreeing this is a perfect plan to keep Sheila and Adam in.

Allison keeps telling everyone that Ryan "is the decision maker" between her and him. She keeps playing up that she has no control over Ryan and no control over anyone in the house yet she influences them to do what she wants. It's pathetic to watch both James and Chelsia get worked by Allison. Yes they can see that Allison is "untrustworthy" and playing both sides but they don't do anything about it. I mean are they going to wait until she has HOH power or POV power? What the fuck, get her ass out!

Chelsia and James make out on the bed for like a quick second while Allison showers in the HOH room, of course, Chelsia is the one to pull away and start walking around the room and in the bathroom to avoid anything with more with James. It's funny because as Chelsia goes into the bathroom to CHIT CHAT with Allison James is seen sticking his porn hand down his pants and adjusting his SUPER GIANT cock because it was growing and growing and growing...

Later Chelsia is alone with Allison in the HOH bathroom talking about themselves and how Chelsia STILL thinks Amanda was being "fucking dramatic" at first but like an idiot finally realizes that Amanda wasn't faking shit. Allison hears this but then turns it back around on what happened to her and how Chelsia thinks it was WEIRD that Amanda didn't want her mother called yet Allison admits that her parents were called.

"That is odd" says Allison. Allison continues to take this stupid assumption from Chelsia and builds on it by saying how "odd" it was that Amanda was submitted after her and then released before her from the hospital. Chelsia continues to talk about Amanda and then Allison turns it back around to her. It NEVER ENDS with this twat Allison.

OH MY GAWD. Allison just flashed her deflated breasts to the camera by mistake. GROSS YUCK DISGUSTING SICKENING. Feeds shutting off for the time being. Must wash eyes.

Later Joshuah, who already knows Alex and Amanda aren't going anywhere this week, is getting Amanda to promise him that this new week or next week after that that if they win HOH that Joshuah and Sharon won't be put up... so sad to see Amanda play stupid.

Later Allison is working and I mean WORKING Sharon into not using POV this week so there's NO chance Allison has to go back on the block. She's giving out compliments to Sharon and "the boys" when they were a team way back when the season first started. Allison is such a cunning twat and these IDIOTS are letting her get away with it!

"I'll never forget the way Amanda treated me that first week. I'll forgive but never forget." says Allison. Now Allison "regrets" calling Jen and Amanda "bitches" and how "low" she had to go and how she won't do that again... yet just a few seconds ago she called Amanda "two faced" and made fun of her last night for wanting to "hold hands and skip" as friends through this game. Allison is all about talking trash, backstabbing and playing IDIOTS with power.

All Allison is doing is once again spreading hate for Amanda. BUT GUESS WHAT bitch, Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia are all fully aware of your bullshit and you playing both sides that they will GET you in the next week or so, once Allison is ever up on the block there's no way other than POV that she will survive eviction.

Allison takes more stabs and jabs at Amanda who suggested Allison to get a boob job while Allison LOVES her body and herself the way it is and she doesn't have to "dye" her hair... unlike Amanda who does it. I. HATE. ALLISON. WITH. A. PASSION.

It seems Big Brother 9 got their GET DRUNK party they won during this past HOH comp. Fiesta fun for all. James got naked on the 2nd floor but it's not like we haven't seen what he's got so him getting naked is kinda boring now. If this is Matt's last week in the house this fucker should have gotten naked. Anyways James wore a Mexican hat over his gay for pay dick and showed his bare ass to the world as he walked around the party in just a hat over his other "head".

Oh and Joshuah pathetically "streaked" across the living room where every was except he was still wearing his shirt and using the Mexican hat to cover his fatty penis. BORING! Show it off Joshuah and maybe you too can land gay porn video titles like James!

Later Natalie is giving Matt a piece of her mind, mixed with laughter, about something Matt said inside about certain "girls" not "being my cup of tea". Whatever Matt said she referred it to herself without him really saying her name. He continues to put his foot in his mouth as he tries to explain himself to her outside near the pool table. "You're not understanding what I'm saying" and "this shoulden't even be fighting about this" says Matt as others watch.

This is their first public pathetic fight and Matt keeps saying he's sorry and "I'm wrong and you're right" over and over. She ends up going inside and Matt is outside telling his "boys" that he doesn't want to tell her flat out "You like me and I don't like you".

Natalie goes inside and slams the sliding door and everyone sees this. She walks toward the back pink bedroom and Joshuah and Sharon see this. Joshuah sends Sharon to go investigate what's going to collect information for him and she DOES! Sheila and Amanda also follow.

In the bedroom Natalie starts to talk about not caring about going home and is FINALLY getting upset how Matt treats her and tells her to "shut up" and how he lets every other girl kiss him on the cheek but when she does he pushes her away. She starts to cry about "I've been alone for 9 months and now I'm with an ASSHOLE".

Natalie continues to trash what Matt does and how he goes after something she does. "He treats me like shit" and HERE COMES Allison who gets told by Natalie that she doesn't care to go home this week. "I'm so sick of it". Natalie is just FED THE FUCK UP that Matt doesn't want anything to with her, how he doesn't even want to sit down and simply get to know her.

Amanda now wants Natalie to not be saying that you want to go home, because it fucks up her game down the line, and Natalie continues to talk that she'd be more happy at home than here with THAT ASSHOLE. Natalie talks about Matt bragging that he's had "thousands of blow jobs" and little do the girls know that she's 2 of them.

Allison continues to play up the BEST FUCKING FRIENDS FOR LIFE card in case Natalie is on the jury. Ohhh Allison, so fucking good. More and more I start thinking Allison is the Dr. Will with pathetic sagging tits.

All the girls are in the pink bedroom with Natalie and Sharon is encouraging Natalie to go out to the backyard to YELL at Matt that she WASN'T crying and why did you send other girls to check on me when you should have and while she yells at him never let him get a word in and then head back in the house. Natalie is going to do it!!!

The girls say they will stay inside and they find Joshuah spying on them in the other room and laugh saying "you can be one of the girls". But as they pass the living room here comes Matt and then it starts coming out that they "Kiss at night" and how he's "playing all the girls in the house" and when she asks the girls to step up, who's all watching, to tell him...

they don't say anything. The TRUTH starts coming out that people are telling her that Matt is telling EVERYONE in the house that she's "all over my nut sac" and he LIES saying it isn't true but it is TRUE. Matt continues to defend himself to her but tries to remain calm and now he's apologizing to everyone who's watching in the house.

This IDIOT thinks he's going home now BECAUSE of this fight with Natalie. Joshuah watches with Alex, Sharon, Amanda, Chelsia, James, Ryan and Allison. Matt starts to explain himself point by point to Natalie in front of everyone. He claims to be cast on this show as the "Boston Asshole" and he starts to label everyone and people laugh.

I give up, Matt is trying to make fun of this situation that Natalie feels is something that is valid for her to be upset with. IDIOT Matt thinks this open public fight slash misunderstanding slash argument slash funny moment will SAVE him from eviction. IDIOT, there are other reasons.

Ohhh Natalie is getting upset with Matt telling him to fucking finish with his "points" so she can talk but she keeps interrupting him because what he's saying is wrong in her eyes. Matt tries to give her a compliment about her personality that somehow recieves an applause from the viewing house audience.

Matt latest new argument is that Natalie is "too nice for me". MEANTIME Matt is an asshoel and a douche bag because he's playing it up in the Diary Room that he's PLAYING all the girls and how him playing with their emotions and using the women in the house as a JOKE FOR AMERICA. Until Matt reveals this then he can redeem himself for those who think he's a douche bag but right now no matter WHAT HE SAYS he's wrong and she's right.

Natalie continues to talk about how much of a "FUCKING PRICK" he is and she continues to talk about how he treats her in the house but for some reason he keeps saying that this "point" has come and gone and to move on but she doesn't want to move on.

Natalie's main argument now is Matt "pushes me away" and he says she should "chime in" and her argument is you push me away so much that I don't feel like I can chime in. Their argument is so typical of 20 SOMETHINGS arguing about the stupidiest shit you can think of and both are always putting words in each other's mouth.

Matt again thinks this argument is the ONLY reason why he's going home this week. IDIOT.

Later, God knows how long later, Matt is told by James that he needs to watch what he's saying and how he's saying anything to Natalie because he's doing it all wrong and coming off like an asshole.

Matt and Natalie take their never ending argument to the pink bedroom. Matt continues to place blame on Natalie and she finally tells him that Matt's "game play" that involves flirting with women is noticed by everyone even though he just LIED to them all sayin it wasn't for game play but she continues to tell him they KNOW.

Natalie then calls out Matt about his LIE about being "sick" and not wanting to talk to her when she walks out and she finds Matt talking with Alex and Amanda and suddenly wasn't sick. He admitted to others that he was pretending to be "sick" to push her away but he just lies about it. I'm done with this and them 2. Moving on.

Later as Natalie and Matt fight in the pink room the rest of the houseguests are in the living room trying to find something fun to do. Alex wants to play "family feud" while Chelsia doesn't want to a do something "fun". Sheila comes out of the Diary Room and everyone cheers. Sheila wonders if she missed all the "drama" and Joshuah says "yeah... do you want some?" They all laugh.

Now Chelsia is chasing Allison around the 1st floor trying to take Allison clothes off. DISGUSTING. Minutes later round 2 starts and a VERY STRONG Allison gets Chelsia's shirt off, her bra up and off her tits and pulls her pants down and almost exposes her yucky gross pussy.

Minutes later Natalie and Matt come out and they say "we're good" to everyone. Now it is REVEALED to Amanda that at some casting thing for the show that the shows asked them before entering the house who Matt thought he would like to be paired up with. He tells Natalie he pointed at her but in fact he pointed at Amanda. He also tells Amanda that something sexual happened between him and Natalie that wasn't "sex" but was definitely something.

Matt is now in the bathroom with Allison trying to explain what he's doing in the house by flirting with Allison isn't "game play" when in fact it is. Allison claims to have never said that BUT THIS BITCH did when she was talking to Natalie earlier. Matt is now trying to see the "we're weak" angle to Allison and others in the house.

Day 17: Sometime around midnight both Natalie and Matt talk with Adam about how they can stay this week because they believe POV won't be used. Natalie gets pissed at Joshuah and others for saying her and others for having an alliance when it's clear as day that Joshuah, Sharon, James, Chelsia, Ryan and Allison are an alliance and always hanging out upstairs. Adam agrees that if Matt and Natalie leave with that side of the house having the power to vote that he and Sheila will be next.

Matt is pretty much accepting that he's going this week now because they are a "strong" couple and not because of the argument had earlier tonight between him and Natalie. Adam just referred to Sheila as "Grandma"... too funny.

Minutes later Matt and Adam are talking about how Adam's new plan is go back to James and Ryan and trick them into believing that he's all about "Operation Condor". Apparently Adam has told Matt all about the house's plan to evict Alex and Amanda. Matt and Ryan's new plan is to get Adam to make sure the other couples stay on track and get out Alex and Amanda. If Alex and Amanda goes that both Matt and Adam will fight hard for HOH and then go after the other 3 couples, J&S, J&C and R&A.

Adam REVEALS who his targets are for next week if he wins HOH and they are James & Chelsia and Joshuah and Sharon! GOOD thinking! Adam says the key to get Matt to staying in the house is to get Allison and Ryan's vote. Adam then jokes that Matt should tell Allison "we're fucking neighbors bitch. I'll fuck you up if you don't keep me here" type shit. LOL.

Adam then REVEALS that he wants to fucking go off on Joshuah and insults Joshuah be telling him to go back to the "gay bar" and "dance". Wow Adam, let's not get ugly here but yes that's probably what Joshuah will do when he goes back home yet you make it sound insulting. But it's the truth though.

Upstairs Horny James is back at trying to get his porno size dick into Chelsia's very open vagina. He keeps trying to kiss her and she lets him but in the mix of all the making out is "Get off of me" and "stop it" yet she allows James to continue kissing her. This boy never stops and either she's going to let him fuck her, hopefully with a condom, or this relationship is going to turn very very UGLY.

James then REVEALS that for "so many years" people who talk about his dick makes him angry, feel like a "little boy" and he'll "shut down". Chelsia asks "then why do you prance it around" and he says it's okay for him to do it but just don't talk about it. WHAT THE FUCK?

James now tells Chelsia that he thinks Alex has a "tiny penis" because of the way he acts and his demenor. Again with WHAT THE FUCK? Then Chelsia gives us her WHAT THE FUCK moment by saying "I'm not a bitch. I have a huge heart. HUGE! I'm the most caring person".

Veto Ceremony has come and gone. It was not used yet again. What a bore! Boo! Adam has still not gotten anything for eating after midnight but who gives a fuck anyways. James continues to think he's solved whatever clues the house is secretly giving him- I know, he's nuts as fuck!

Joshuah is still fucking around with Amanda by making her believe that he is working the house into getting them to vote for her to stay. He's doing this in case Amanda and Alex win HOH so that he and Sharon won't be put up for nomination.

Ohh it seems Matt was not so happy POV wasn't used. Hey dumbshit, last week you didn't use POV when it SHOULD have been used so what the fuck you all pissed off about, it's your own fault this is happening. Either Parker & Jen would be going home against Alex and Amanda, not you and Natalie! IDIOT!

Joshuah has gotten wind that Sheila and Adam ARE voting to keep Matt and Natalie. Allison and Ryan are voting to keep Alex and Amanda. So that leaves Joshuah and Sharon with POWER this week. They are the deciding vote and according to the HOH alliance that includes James and Chelsia it has been WRITTEN in slop that Matt and Natalie are to be evicted this week.

James got rid of his pink hair, I know, FUCKING BREAKING NEWS! It's died to a normal color and nothing that screams "attention, look at me". Adam has also started up talks about "Operation Condor" which was the original house plan to getting out Alex and Amanda this week but of course things have changed. At one point Joshuah is telling James, Chelsia and Sharon in the HOH room that Adam woudn't shut up about it and Joshuah tells his minions "that was so last week" regarding the A&A plan.

Meanwhile in vanity news Joshuah has lost some pounds off his flabby body and cut his hair to a shorter length. He looks very ready for a night of clubbing and back alley bottom sex. Sharon has also told Alex and Amanda that they are staying but I don't think James and Chelsia know that both Joshuah and Sharon are going behind their backs and making it seem as if they are responsible for Alex and Amanda staying. I mean yes they are the deciding vote but they continue to play the "we are saving you" card.

The shit talkers in the HOH room get off talking shit about Sheila and whoever else is up for discussion. Chelsia and Joshua are actually the only ones with the foul mouths so I expect James and Sharon to create an alliance later down the line when couples are "divorced" and no longer playing as pairs. Oh how I pray for the day when Chelsia and Joshuah are having an epic kitty cunt cat fight for Showtime After Dark.

Later in the HOH room Joshuah and his cunt gang James, Sharon and Chelsia are planning on working Alex and Amanda when they get HOH by getting Amanda to swear on her dead father to not put any of them up or backdoor them and getting Alex to swear on the Bible the same thing... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Pure Evil but very valid in the game Alex and Amanda, just don't swear on anything.

Chelsia says "we're fucking low" because of what they are planning with these 2 and how if they go against their word that it will effect them with the jury, that is if A&A get to the final 2 for some weird reason. Evil Evil Evil!

Oh what the fuck... Chelsia just made another noose comment in regards to Alex and Amanda winning HOH this week. Something about holding her key up and the string around the neck creating a noose. Wow.. just wow. Here's hoping she gets an STD from James who loves to fuck everyone and anything not on camera.

Joshuah and Sharon leave to go downstairs and then Chelsia makes a comment about how she thinks Joshuah's evil plan is great followed by James forcing himself on her kissing her. She of course laughs like a nervous twat and says "no" after a few seconds later and she runs away to the bed, he pushes her down and then picks her up to toss her on the bed and kinda forces himself on her and THEN WE GET FLAMES.

Big Brother blocks us viewers from seeing whatever is happening. I think Big Brother is afraid that James will go too far. I expect him to take it over the line by Tuesday night.

For antics that happened at night that involved James and Joshuah kissing and James showing off his fully erect, enlarged penis then click here to read all about how slutty this cast can get!

Posted by guytvblog at 2:12 AM

February 19, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 2, Part 2 Feat. Twatllison

Day 11, Part 2: Sometime in the wee hours James and Adam were talking about game talk. It seems James mentions that they should all "throw" HOH to Allison so that she can get her revenge and take out Amanda and Alex. That the following week's HOH is the most important and that is the one to win. James also reveals that he noticed a puzzle piece in the animal's cage.

James also tells Adam that Joshuah was out of line today and shows people the kind of person he can be and that later down the line if he doesn't stop this side of him soon people will target him quickly. FUCK YEAH JAMES! I suspect Joshuah will NEVER stop his hatred on the houseguests he doesn't like, it will never stop and his ass will be out the door soon never to return.

OHHH ALLISON. Queen Cunt is starting up again early in the morning. She's all about hating on Jen, behind her back, yet last night Allison talked a big shit about not being childish and stooping to everyone else's level. She just made fun of Jen's "five hairs on her head", whatever that means.

Hateful petty Joshuah brings up Amanda, his "Devil" to his own "Satan", about how HE will make sure this house doesn't forgive Amanda for "what she did" but half the shit Amanda is accussed of is based on here say so FUCK YOU JOSHUAH.

Sometime in the kitchen Joshuah is washing dishes with Sheila and Amanda walks by to inform Joshuah that she forgives him for his comments he made about her father. That she understands that in the heat of the moment it was said and that she again forgives him. NOW this douche bag never looks up or makes any kind of eye contact with Amanda. He just says "mmm hmm" and "okay" and "thank you".

At one point outside Sheila and Parker are talking and things are revealed. Allison is made to look like an idiot because last night Allison took it upon herself to confront Jen about Jen making fun of Allison behind her back and in the Diary Room. It turns out that Allison made Jen feel as if she was a child and how "unclassy" it was for Jen to make fun of her in such a manner. But now according to Parker it turns out that days ago when Parker was mad at Jen that he and Allison went into the Diary Room to TRASH JEN!

Parker makes Allison look like a hyocrite and Sheila FINALLY sees it. OH AND Then Matt asks them both outside if they think Ryan is a "racist" to which Sheila NOW SUDDENLY says that no one hear thinks Ryan is a "racist" YET last night according to Sheila that's EXACTLY what she ws saying about both Jen and Ryan!!! STUPID IDIOT BITCH. This dumbass hag can't even handle an argument or when someone confronts her with proper information when Sheila lives and breathes off misinformation and here say.

Sheila then admits that she is here playing for Allison because she is the only one that has "truely gotten to know me" thus Allison is high and mighty for Sheila's personality. Sheila down plays everyone's knowledge at life and that she knows more than everyone else. Sheila then says it "bothers me" when people get in Allison's face YET Allison is perfectly fine when she gets in other people's face. SHUT UP BITCH.

Ohhhh Sheila LIES about how people think her and Allison are "scheming" when this old hag claims they are NOT but they ARE!!! LYING little piece of shit. She's always talking about honesty and playing without judgement and here she is lying. LYING!

Later Joshuah is in the bathroom with Ryan and Chelsia talking about how he has to be "nice" according to Sharon because who knows who's going to be in the jury. Amanda's "cheery" voice can be heard from the other room and it's driving Joshuah nuts that makes him say "I hateeeeee her".

Fat ass Joshuah weighs himself while that bitch Chelsia fixes her hair. That fact that the house is starting to maybe not forgive Amanda but more so just accept her while the game goes on. Ryan says he's "cool" with everything from last night.

Joshuah is heard off camera bitching to someone about how Amanda told Sharon to tell him to be "nice" to Amanda and that Amanda has never been "mean" to Joshuah but "only to my friends". Joshuah still thinks this is stupid and will continue to treat Amanda like shit.

And for some reason Allison continues to spread the rumor that she and Sheila are lesbian lovers outside the house. She tells this to Chelsia today in the Sauna... um... what kind of game plan is this all about? IDIOT.

Upstairs in the HOH room Amanda and Natalie are having a good civil conversation about Natalie's interest in art and what she plans to do after the show. One of those get to know you conversations. Downstairs Sheila and Allison are doing WHAT ELSE but talk game! Remember Sheila gets "sick to her stomach" when people accuse her of doing this... BITCH!

Sheila asks Allison how long Ryan and Jen have been together. Allison says 9 months and that Ryan plans on proposing marriage at the finale to Jen. Allison laughs and Sheila is quick to JUDGE how "they won't last" and how it is a joke that Ryan wants to marry Jen. NOW Sheila is judging people when she claims to "hate" when other people do that to other people.

Adam, listening along with them, puts them in their place saying how he thinks it would be great and Adam is his own man that can make his own decisions. Suddenly Sheila agrees.

Later in the hot tub Alex and Joshuah laugh because Joshuah made a sign near the hot tub that says "Drama Free Zone" yet this boy is all about the drama. Alex says something about Joshuah being the one who has it "BAD" and Sharon laughs at the sign saying how much she "loves" him. Give me a break.

Alex then asks Sharon who she thinks is going home. She plays it up that she doesn't know and how the house keeps flipping back and forth when actually they've made up their mind almost a week ago on who's going out. Oh Alex, get a clue already.

Matt joins them and asks Sharon if he's a threat to her and she says "as of this second, not now". Sharon then reveals that she told Joshuah to stop all the tantrums and going off and how Joshuah says that Amanda pushed him over the edge but Sharon still says she told Joshuah to control himself. We'll see Sharon, we'llllll see.

Joshuah is in the sauna room with Natalie talking about how Jen, Amanda and Parker are the ONLY ones with all the drama in the house. Delusional Joshuah then says that once these 3 leave the house the house will be "drama free". IDIOT. Joshuah continues his Amanda hatred and then REVEALS that this week coming up they get rid of Amanda and next week they get rid of ALLISON!!!

Joshuah then says the "side of me" that came out last night "scared me" and wonders if people are "scared of him". UM.. no. They jump back on the bashing Amanda talk. Joshuah justifies that Amanda making fun of "his friends" is the reason why he went off yet he's been making fun of her and everyone friends with Amanda. Joshuah is just a mess of useless ficitional information and here say. Natalie also reveals that Amanda is trying so hard to get on her good side but according to Natalie Amanda can never be her friend.

Natalie also reveals that she can't trust Allison, "I can't put my finger on it". Joshuah calls Allison "untrustworthy". They also say Allison says she's not like Amanda but according to Natalie she spends alot of time with her. So it's OFFICIAL, both Natalie and Joshuah want Allison out at some point and when Sheila finds out expect all new shit to hit the fan. YEAH!

Minutes later Joshuah is in the shower and Sharon comes up to him to warn him to stay away from the hot tub because she's fishing information from Alex and Matt. He agrees and she goes back outside. Adam comes by and he and Joshuah talk about hitting the bars after all this is said and done. Give them a week or two, these 2 should be fighting with each soon.

Allison talks with Joshuah around the shower about how Allison feels like she has to carry Ryan and how America is going to hate Jen thus Ryan can't win the money because she's associated with him. Then Allison plays the "I can't win card" and that she is hear to "push" the right people to win that QUICKLY leads Joshuah to selfly get her to push for him.

Remember, just minutes away he told Natalie that Allison is "untrustworthy" and that she is going to go after Amanda, if he gets his way. FAKE ass fuck. Now they talk about how much their faces are on TV and how he wants to be on soap operas and/or host a job on the Logo Network. Allison tells Joshuah "you're drop dead gorgeous"-... Um... GAG!

Joshuah now talks about some boy named "Jase/Chase", a guy outside the house, that is some guy that he's involved with outside the house! What? Didn't you kiss Neil in the house!!! He had his friends send "Jase/Chase" flowers on Valentine's Day with the words "I Love You" on the card. What the fuck about Neil!?!? I thought you were fucking single!!!

Joshuah, Allison and Sheila start talking shit about others in the bathroom. Joshuah says "I can't let that happen" about Natalie possibly winning HOH with Matt and them not nominating Alex & Amanda. Guess what BITCH Matt already promised Alex he wouldn't nominate them but then again HOH hasn't even happened yet. If it's up to James he wants to throw it to Allison or Josh this week to get A&A out.

Minutes Later Natalie is already starting to talk about Allison going next after Alex and Amanda to Sharon. OHH I give it less than a hour, maybe 2, before Allison finds out. Once Matt finds out he should tell Allison to get Joshuah to go after her sooner thus keeping his "boy" Parker in the house. Start some new shit tonight Matt!

Joshuah says he is annoyed that people are "forgetting" about certain things aka Amanda and are starting each day with a "fresh new slate". Joshuah is making sure he reminds everyone about Amanda's actions. They then trash Allison that leads Sharon to say "Allison needs to keep her shit shut!".

Natalie then comes up with a stupidly brillant plan about Amanda getting voted out and something about making Allison think she did it, I don't know. Joshuah said Natalie is "fucking smart" and Sharon likes the plan but come the fuck on, anything planned never goes as expected in the Big Brother house so there's no point in figuring out a job that probably involves blow jobs for Matt.

Joshuah finally says "I need to stay away" from Amanda and not be so "hateful" because he figures out that everyone will turn against him if he continues his hateful insults towards her. DAMN IT.

Natalie is now telling Parker of her mistrust of Allison. Natalie just said Allison is "too confident" and "conievning" and "untrustworthy". Expect Parker to tell Jen who will tell Allison that people are spreading talk about how Allison is the next target in the house and that she may leave this week! YEAH!

Later Joshuah and Sharon are trashing Jen and Parker. Parker has a horrible attitude and Jen just said something about laying in Ryan's "sweat" that disgusts Sharon. "I hate Amanda, I hate Jen and I hate Parker" says Joshuah. Sharon now says the usual delusional shit "once those 2 couples are gone this house will be so different". Really BITCH? Have you ever watched Big Brother?

Sharon and Joshuah says Alex is "weak" and "she runs the show" between her and Alex but Joshuah acts like he "runs the show" now instead of Amanda. Really douche bag? Sharon then says "the reason why Natalie is SMART is because she listens to us". Stupidest comment ever.

Sharon then says "we can not win HOH" until the 2nd or 3rd week to the end. It seems NO ONE wants to win HOH this Wednesday to get out Amanda and Alex. That's funny. Everyone in the house wants to throw it someone else. Sharon talks about Adam and Sheila winning HOH and this makes Joshuah laugh. Though Sharon is nervous is Sheila has HOH because she "likes" Alex.

Then Joshuah asks if Sharon is ready for ANOTHER BIG SECRET of the house. That there is another couple in the house. Joshuah tells Sharon of Sheila and Allison being secret lesbian lovers. But the truth is Sheila and Allison are NOT lovers and they made all this up as part of Allison's big master plan. Everyone believes them that they've told and they plan on telling everyone it is a lie as early as next HOH week.

Allison is talking to Amanda and Sheila about how she's already hearing that she's being labeled as "cocky" and "too confident". Amanda says she is "out of it" and that she isn't responsible for this. Sheila now puts on her cunty halo about how she "defended" Amanda last night. Really? It was hard to see that in that mess of bullshit last night.

Joshuah is making himself to look like a dumbass as he continues to try to convince Sharon that Sheila and Allison are lesbians. Sharon even wonders if they are lying but Joshuah keeps saying they aren't. Sharon then says "Fucking Liars" in regards to Sheila & Allison. FUNNY!

Joshuah then says "I need everyone to hate each other the whole time" and how he wants the house "to burn down" with people hating each other that leads Sharon to include "and piss on the ashes". Joshuah isn't that brillant of a player, they did cast a bunch of people with stupid thoughts on how to play the game but at least one of them will win based on other people's stupid antics.

Joshuah just named himself the "King Gossiper of This House". Idiot. Later Joshuah is in the kitchen trashing, bashing Amanda for fucking showing her father's picture to everyone outside. Amanda says "Oh Gosh" and Joshuah starts ranting how Amanda is doing this ONLY to make everyone remember how mean Joshuah was to her about her father.

Allison says "let's try to make it through the day with no drama". Joshuah keeps ragging on and on about Amanda is doing something bullshit dirty and then Sheila says "too much drama" that causes Joshuah to walk away. Sheila then starts talking about how Amanda's father was a "good looking man" and how Amanda's brother was in the service and just got back. Joshuah leaves since no one is listening to him and says "well, whatever. I don't give a fuck".

Allison then says something to Sharon and Sheila about Joshuah and Sheila says "I know, I know, he's pathetic". Joshuah comes back into the kitchen area. Now Sheila is telling Joshuah how Adam is telling people how he doesn't want to win HOH this week.

God forbid Parker enters the kitchen COMMON area and stands there. He leaves causing Sheila to make some fucked up comment about Parker easedropping on their conversation they are having IN A FUCKING PUBLIC AREA.

Sheila goes into the couch room with Joshuah, Allison and Sharon and continues to bitch about Parker "listening" in on HER conversation in a PUBLIC area. IDIOT. Joshuah then sighs as he lays on the bed and says "fuck Amanda" out of nowhere. Joshuah then describes Amanda as a "mutt" since she's not 100 percent Italian like her father. Sheila keeps brushing off his rude comments and keeps talking.

Amanda comes into the couch room to talk about her dad and share his picture. Sheila asks questions and discuss Amanda's family. Joshuah buries his face in his pillow growing very annoyed and then gets up like a little dirty cunt he is and walks out of the room towards the kitchen area. ASSHOLE.

Sheila then says in front of Amanda about how Parker is following them around to easedrop. Amanda tells Sheila she's being "a bit paranoid". Sheila doesn't agree but laughs it off.

Minutes Later the entire house is outside talking about sex stories and Joshuah and Sheila are in the pink room bitching about what else, Amanda and Parker. BORING!

Day 12: Just past midnight Parker and Jen are talking in the blue boat room. He's telling her about how Natalie has told him that Joshuah and Sharon don't trust Allison. Ryan has also told Jen that if Allison tries to say anything bad about her that he will put her in her place. Both hope they can stay this week but I personally think they are done for.

Later Natalie and Matt talk in the Blow Job bed. Apparently they don't want to win HOH either! But if Sheila and Adam aka "these 2 idiots" are left in the HOH comp then they will try to win it. This is funny. James and Chelsia don't want to win HOH. Matt and Natalie don't want to win. Sheila and Adam don't want to win. Joshuah and Sharon don't want to win. That leaves Allison and Ryan to win when all the other teams throw it to them.

Matt continues to get annoyed by Natalie as he lays in their bed with his back to her as she talks his ear off. I guess he's not up for a blow job tonight. Natalie asks "are you going to sleep" and he says "I'm just laying down". Well maybe he does want one.

Matt also tells Natalie that he wants to start ANOTHER fucking alliance with Joshuah and Sharon. Matt also tells Natalie that if they win HOH that he WON'T put up Alex and Amanda, not his "boy". Matt then has to hear Natalie's bullshit love sick mouth about how she's telling everyone how in sync they both are, how they both "mind read" each other.

Matt is also stupid enough to believe his "flirting" with Allison will keep him off the block if Allison and Ryan win HOH. IDIOT. Matt doesn't realize that if he doesn't win HOH that he's going up on the block against his "boy" Alex and Amanda. BIG BUFF, HUNKY IDIOT.

Later Allison talks with who else but Sheila about how "disgusting" Jen is as a person when she made fun of someone's personal character traits... UM... GO FUCKING TELL JOSHUAH this you two faced bitch, one sided bitch. This skank Allison so about talking shit about Ryan and Jen's relationship forever and a day. BITCH move onto topic number 2, let us know when you fucking get there.

Hmm. it seems Natalie reveals today that she had an abortion. Last night she admitted she was so drunk that one night she shit all over herself as well as pissed herself and threw up on herself. Wow, Natalie is a rare diamond in the Oregon rough.

Ohh Parker FINALLY confronts Allison about her one sided bullshit about going after Jen for talking shit about her when Allison herself talked shit about Jen in the Diary Room FIRST. Allison then uses the fucking excuse that she did it with "class" whereas Jen has none and did it without "class". FUCK YOU BITCH.

Parker also has a new found hate for James and his "pink hair" and his "pink crotch" and for them to "get the fuck out of here". Parker also says that he doesn't want him out because it's not that he "doesn't like him" but that he knows James will put him up if he stays and James gets HOH.

Later in the bathroom Allison and Sharon are talking about the votes and how Sheila may have NOT voted for her to stay! Allison is telling Sharon that she is not lying but has been in an "alliance" with Joshuah "from day one" and that Sharon is "fucking adorable" and "I love you", the usual bullshit Allison tells everyone to get on their good side.

Jen apparently sat down in the kitchen area and turned around giving Allison a "smirk". Whatever Allison. People are nervous that the vote may come down to 2 vs 2. Matt replaces Sharon in the bathroom and says "I'm not an idiot" after Allison's spiel about how she's going home. Allison is now saying "Sheila is a loose cannon".

Um.. what happened to her and Sheila's fucking best damn friendship!?!?

Later Jen and Sheila are having a heart to heart talk about Jen's comments and how "Ryan is a good guy" and Jen admits that she should have never brought in that "race issue" into this game. Sheila then tells Jen that she "made an agreement" that she was going to keep Jen & Parker. Both start to cry as Jen says "one of us is leaving" and it seems Sheila is emotional implying that she has voted out Allison & Jen cries talking about how she is loosing a "boyfriend" and how Sheila is loosing her "best friend" aka Allison.

They then both promise each other to have each other's backs after this week. I'm sorry but it's perfect to keep hated people in the house over "likable" people in the house. Well Ryan is now talking with Allison in the bathroom area about how Sheila is toying with Jen. This may be something these to fake bitches hatched up in their hen house the night before. Sheila is playing so fucking dirty if she's toying with Jen like that and if Ryan tells Jen about Allison's revelation... ohhh expect another cat fight tonight!

Allison reveals that Sheila "pretended" to cry when she came out of the Diary Room and how Parker and Jen hugged after they saw that. Allison then tells Sheila that she "deserves an Oscar". Allison laughs as Sheila makes comments about her and Adam not agreeing on who to vote out, something about their original promise/deal made with Parker & Jen during the day when they were the "power couple".

Amanda comes into the pink room where Matt and Parker are talking. Amanda believes that Sheila and Adam are voting for Parker to stay but Matt says that Sheila is an "actress" and it all was a "ploy" but Amanda still believes they are voting for Parker to stay. Both Matt and Parker don't believe Sheila for a fucking second.

Allison is in the storage talking with Ryan about how Sheila is doing this whole big act about who's she's voting out. Ryan still thinks it could be true but Allison is "positive" that Sheila is voting Jen and Parker out. Allison is so smug and happy about her goodbye message to Jen and the REAL reason why Sheila was crying was because she was forced to say a goodbye message to Allison that caused the tears.

At another point in the day Joshuah asks Allison and Sheila if he went too far with Amanda and they both agree he didn't and it was justified. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I just think these 2 want to encourage Joshuah's mouth to continue to get him in trouble. BRILLANT move on their part, anything to fuck up Joshuah's game is fun!

Later Amanda pulls Joshuah into the sauna room to talk, FINALLY talk. Amanda says she noticed Joshuah flicking her picture off and she again forgives him for the father comments. Joshuah now tries to explain his reasoning behind his epic blow up. Joshuah claims Amanda "swore on her dad" when she corrected him and she said that she did not say that and was swearing that she didn't tell Chelsia.

Joshuah is trying to tell Amanda what she's or "ya'll's" aka her alliance with Parker, Jen, Alex and Matt have been doing left everyone else in the house to alliance and her making fun of his friends somehow affected him. Amanda is then told by Josh that Parker & Jen are going to leave and if they do stay for some reason that they will be put up against her and her partner.

Amanda then trashes Jen for how the way she reacted to a comment made about her going up against Amanda next week if she stays. Joshuah keeps harping on an alliance that Amanda is in yet he's in an alliance as well with his group of people. WHATEVER Joshuah.

Amanda then corrects another of Dumbassuah's misunderstandings about her and her trying to have a different final 3 and how she doesn't trust Jen but she does trust Parker, which they both agree the whole house has the same feeling. But Amanda isn't the only one getting different "final 3/4/2" alliances, Joshuah is fucking guilty of the same damn thing so his high and mighty bullshit grudge on his shoulder for Amanda doing is stupid.

Joshuah says "everyone knows you have to get on the hard people out first" and Amanda points out that he is "flying under the radar" and that she is "flying above the radar". Amanda does admit to lying in the hot tub during their epic fight about something meaningless but she says she had to lie for whatever stupid reason she came up with.

Amanda says she never talked shit about him and Joshuah says she never said shit but was TOLD everything Amanda was doing through other people. He only talked shit after people told him what she was doing in the house. Amanda is basically trying to sell the idea that keeping Parker & Jen in the house is a good idea but Joshuah says he is more protective with "his group".

This Dumbassuah keeps talking about "my people" and "my group" meaning he has his own alliance with the house and continues to fault Amanda for having her own alliance. Just like last year when Kail and the 3 guys created an alliance the rest of the house was forced to create an early on house alliance and that's the same situation here this new year.

Joshuah FINALLY apologizes for calling her "cunt" and for making the "dad" comment during the big fight but he has yet to apologize for the other dad comments he made to Allison when they were alone.

Amanda questions why Allison is suddenly being nice to Joshuah but whatever she says isn't turning Joshuah's mind into keeping Parker & Jen. DUMBASSUAH then says that whenever he sees "them" up in the HOH room that they are "scheming" yet this shithole is always ALWAYS scheming with Sharon and everyone else in the house not part of Amanda's alliance.

Enough already with these two. Joshuah is suppose to go into the actual sauna with Natalie in a few minutes and I expect him to once again trash Amanda to Natalie and talk about how whatever she is in his eyes.

Joshuah again apologizes for the father comment and admits he was "out of line". Amanda tries to once again defend herself about things that were brought up in the fight- Ahhh I'm done with these two. There's another twist coming and whatever plans they come up with just is complete and utter shit.

Later Natalie, Sharon and Joshuah are in the Sauna chatting about WHAT ELSE but Amanda. Joshuah LIES about what was said in his chat with Amanda. He is now playing the both sides of everyone's alliance. Both Sharon and Joshuah are now OFFICIAL floaters of the house, friends with everyone and "to the end" with everyone.

Amanda comes into the sauna room and talks with Sheila but then approaches the sauna to ask if they are fine with her saying "bueno". They all agree it is fine to be said, not annoying and then when Amanda walks away Natalie is quick to start trashing Amanda again. Joshuah seems to be getting annoyed with Natalie and leaves the sauna to go take a shower.

Natalie talks a mile a minute when she's in game mode and repeats herself forever and a day. Amanda comes by the sauna room to have chit chat and then walks away and Natalie is quick to talking about how great she is and how she talks to certain people and she's brillant in how she gets information and WHATEVER shut the fuck BLOW JOB SERVANT.

Oh Wait, Natalie just said "I don't care how much you apologize" regarding Amanda to Natalie and how she will NEVER forgive Amanda for whatever she said or didn't say to her. Amanda NEVER called her a whore or a slut but it was implied by lots of people in the house, not just Amanda. Natalie, you're getting treated like complete shit by your own partner, you ain't that smart BITCH.

Dinner time! Everyone is going around the table saying goodbyes to Allison, Ryan, Jen and Parker. Everyone gets their turn, most of the comments are fun and then when it's time for Sheila... OH BROTHER do people start laughing. Sheila always takes things too seriously and says to people that it's "really fucked up".

People try to keep quiet, James and even others have to turn their face away from the table and cover it completely to not laugh because the sight of Sheila being emotional towards Allison just comes off as fuck you bitches hilarious. James and Chelsia are shown laughing, someone laughs out loud during her "emotional" speech. It turns out the laugh out loud moment was Alex who did apologize but was still holding in laughter. Even Adam, Sheila's partner has to bury his face in his plate to stop from laughing.

FUCK YOU SHEILA. LOL.Oh Gawd, is this stupid goodbye dinner tradition going to be happening every fuckin' week? I doubt because things in the house will only get more personal... I mean they better! I want drama!

Minutes later, after dinner, Sheila and Twatllison open their fucking mouths to each other about comments made at dinner by some of the boys. Alex brought up a point that involves Allison making money outside of here and Matt wanted Allison to smile, be happy more in the house. Of course these 2 skanks too it so personally. Expect to hear them bitch about it all night long.

Over in the kitchen Amanda and Joshuah shockingly get along and exchange comments about nothing. Back in the bathroom where the Sea Hags are talking Sheila is reassuring Allison that she isn't leaving. Allison also wants to confront Alex about his "money" comment and Sheila is QUICK to hate on Alex talking about "his ass" leaving next week.

It is also revealed that Allison does admit to making 100,000 dollars a year with her job but that she had admitted to Sheila that she has a gambling problem and that she's in debt. Sheila wants Allison to wait until after the vote out to confront Alex. So now the other side has a reason to hate Alex after these 2 cunts spin his comment into something worse than it was.

Joshuah and Natalie come by them and Joshuah makes a comment about "how it's not fun". This CUNT alliance needs to lighten the fuck up already. It's week 1 and a half, COME ON! Chelsia comes in and adds that when Amanda hugged her she told Chelsia she was sorry but Chelsia is happy to report that she didn't apologize back and rolled her eyes at the gesture by Amanda. BITCH.

Allison is now bitching about what Alex said at dinner about the "money" comment. Allison is now in the "who the fuck are you to..." mode, expect a confrontation tonight. Minutes later Allison continues and continues and continues to bitch about both Matt and Alex. "Seriously, don't fuck with me right now" says Allison about the boys. GET OVER YOURSELF BITCH.

"I fucking hate Alex" says Allison. "He better not fucking touch me again" says Allison about Matt. Sheila then says what SHE said at the dinner table about others was "geniune" yet everyone who's doesn't hold Sheila on a fucking pedestal was full of crap and being "fake". IDIOT HAS BEEN TWAT. Allison won't drop the issue of "racist" Jen and how everyone is telling Jen & Ryan that they are a great couple.

Oh Wait, Sheila admits to taking a stab at Jen's breast in a hidden comment about how Jen once made fun of her boobs

"You know what Alex. You're disgusting. Nice earring. Like some fucking diamonds in it." Oh Allison, I thought you were above everyone else when it came to personal attacks. Oh shit now Allison says she wants to push Sheila to the end and that Sheila will win if she is against her yet earlier Allison admits to needing the money because she's in debt. GIVE ME A BREAK YOU stupid lying bitch. See through that shit already Sheila!

Later Allison and Sheila head outside to mingle with the house. Allison heads over to Joshuah on one of the lounge chairs to BASH Sheila about how she's acting in the house, getting angry too quick, they joke about putting a "drink" in her and putting her to sleep and Allison continues to push the fake story of "we're lesbians who know each other out of the house" game play on with Joshuah. Sheila already told Allison that Joshuah will be "super pissed" if he finds out the truth but that Sharon will "forgive" them when they do reveal the truth that it was all a joke.

Sharon joins them and Allison makes a statement "all eyes are on me" yet no one is looking at her or them on the lounge chair because everyone is screaming and laughing around the pool table. Allison starts her SPREAD THE ALEX HATE to Joshuah and Sharon.

Later Allison and Sharon talk about Jen on the outside lounge chair. Allison HIPPOcrite says that when Jen came up to her to to tell her "I'm sorry" that Allison does not forgive her even though Allison is quick to say "I forgive everyone" but just not Jen.

Now Allison attacks Jen's beauty as someone who's "not attractive" and she tells Sharon that she is "beautiful", "the full package", "smart", etc... Allison loves to build up people and these idiots buy into it.

LOL. Amanda and Joshuah are going to act out a fight in the backyard that ends with Amanda hitting Joshuah. They are loving that they are going to do this to everyone. It starts, there's some yelling, EVERYONE THINKS IT'S REAL. Both start yelling fuck you's to each other hands on each other, Amanda pushes him into the pool and James comes running over to get between them. Amanda starts laughing yet Joshuah stays in character but Amanda ruins the fun by not being able to contain her laughter.

Everyone laughs and I'm surpised no one else stepped up and started in on Amanda to make it a real fight. Sharon follows Joshuah into the house as he changes.

Later in the couch room Dumbassuah's MASTERPLAN to Sharon is to get out Amanda, who he still "hates", out first with Matt and Natalie next, Allison and Ryan after that, James and Chelsia and for them to be at the end with Sheila and Adam. Sharon then points out that Adam is "smart". Sharon fears Adam.

Sharon calls Sheila "crazy" and Joshuah calls her "out of control". Sharon says that they need to go on the block together. Then they both laugh about Ryan and his game play. Sharon believes Matt is a "nice guy" and Natalie is also nice and if they were in the finals that they would win.

Minutes later Joshuah and Adam talk about Sheila, more so make fun of her. Adam admits that Sheila has "grandma breath" and that his nose hairs curl when they talk. Joshuah laughs about Sheila being "all dried up". FUNNY stuff here. Joshuah also admits she doesn't want to "babysit" Sheila and that's what's Allison is for. LOL.

Adam then jokes about how in bed with Sheila he "hugs the fucking wood frame" to keep away from her. Minutes later Allison walks into the couch room where Alex, Matt and Amanda are now in the room. Alex asks "Alley Cat" what's wrong and she says NOTHING. STUPID BITCH, say something. They have fake ass small talk and Allison grabs something and hauls ass out of there.

Natalie sits on one of the couches with Matt and he wants NOTHING to do with her. He won't share information about Parker with her because "it's done" and he wants her to leave him alone. She gets up makes a comment about him not wanting to spend any time with her, he said he played pool with her and then she got up and went into the room, not upset but just a little pissed yet keeping it all in. GET A CLUE nat!

Later in the storage room Joshuah and Allison exchange a quick exchange of words that his "friendship" with Amanda is just an "act".

In another part of the house Alex reveals to Natalie that if for some reason the vote is a tie that they will vote out Allison and Ryan blaming Allison for saying she saying one thing about campaigning and doing another. Natalie then reveals that Allison came up to her to throw a comment back in her face about not being a competitor when they won POV.

Alex works on his non existent abs in the sauan as Natalie NEVER shuts the fuck up. Natalie wants to win HOH and then laughs about Alex and Amanda winning HOH after that and then "Me and Matty" win POV back to back... delusional! Who knows what the fuck this blow job princess wants, she tells everyone something different. She's a blow job floater at this point.

Day 13: Something is brewing in the BB house. Joshuah, James and Adam are outside figuring out what's going. Apparently Allison is trying to get into an alliance with Matt & Natalie and Alex & Amanda to get out Joshuah & Sharon, James and Chelsia and Sheila & Adam. What?!?! I know.

Sharon is with Allison right now in the couch room trying to figure out what's going on. Back outside Joshuah reveals that he "overheard" Alex and Allison talking about getting out someone from the other side of the house. James laughs with them and says "We just saved her" and "she's crazy!".

Joshuah is hoping Sharon gets some kind of information from Allison. They all joke about how they all should NOW fight for HOH later today. Adam then says about Allison "She's a demented fucker" that causes all of them to laugh. They all just can't help laughing at Allison's game play, whatever she's doing confuses them and makes them laugh at the same time.

Later it is figured out that Allison is supposely just fishing for information and how she can't stand Alex anymore and how Alex has "nailed his coffin shut" with both of them. WHHHAAATTEEVVER! Allison is playing 2 different alliances, if one side wins she doesn't go up, if the other side wins she doesn't go up. This shit is going to catch up with her so fucking quick.

Whatever she said shut Sharon and Joshuah up. Allison is now talking with Sheila in her bed where Sheila now talks about how Alex has this "ego" when these 2 cunts have ego's OUT OF CONTROL! Minutes later Sheila gets into bed with her Grandma Breath and the house becomes quiet for a change.

Sometime in the late midnight hours Amanda & Alex are FINALLY sleeping in the HOH bed together. Their final night before someone else moves in. Alex talks about going without "it" for a month is hard and she thinks he's talking about sex and he says he's talking about masturbation. She asked if he jerked off in sequestor before the show started and he didn't because he was worried there were cameras in his room.

Amanda is quick to say "So was I" about there being cameras in their hotel rooms. She reaches over and hits him in agreement and shock that they both thought the same thing but then he's quick to say "You're on my side". She pulls her arm back and says "whatever" and Alex starts repeating her in a high pitched babyish voice.

She laughs saying "that's not how I sound". She then says "Alex. Is. So. Mean" and he repeats it all. He then says "Bueno" in that high pitched voice and she hits hit him in nut sac region. Then he starts to verbally make fun of her stomach and she hits him again in the back.

He then tries to roll over and complains about how much room there is on his SIDE of the bed. She says no and wants him to measure his side and she will measure her side. They playfully argue and she scoots over and complains about almost falling off the bed. He says "good" but then is quick to say "but I don't want to see you get hurt".

She grabs a pillow and puts it between them as a divider and he grabs it throwing it off the bed. She says "whatever" and he copys her again. She gets playfully upset and rolls over. After a few seconds of silence he says "Bueno" in his newly trademarked high pitched Amanda voice.

She starts to bug him by saying all types of words in Spanish. He puts a pillow over his head. Then he complains about the covers again and leads her to yell "Shut Up" and then as they face each other in bed he BURPS loud and she turns around yelling "grosss".

He won't stop using the high pitched voice that she gets playfully annoyed yelling "Stop!" He then says "Goodnight" "Goodnight Jerk" "Goodnight Bitch" "Up your Ass" "Up your penis hole", it's back and forth in their high pitch voices. It's FUNNY and good to see they are getting along with no one else around to fuck it up.

Then Alex calls Amanda's privates "Amanda's No No Area" using the hilarious high pitched voice. Alex can't figure out why he can't sleep. She says he drank coffee before going to bed. PLEASE HAVE SEX. PLEASE HAVE SEX. PLEASE HAVE SEX.

Damn it. Nothing. But it seems Ryan and Jen had sex again somewhere on the floor under some sheets. I'm sure Ryan sweated all over the place. OH MY GAWD! They're showing the guniea pigs on Cam 4! Fuck I need to go to bed.

Episode 5: So in this season's first live eviction episode we find out that Jen REALLY did call her own boyfriend a "racist" not once but fucking twice! Sheila the hag was right... damn it. Jen came off as a real waste of a human being still in much need of a personality reboot because she's just horribly driven by money. She fucked up and was the best person to be evicted from the house.

Joshuah's other "suicide dad" comment didn't make the air but at least Chelsia & Joshuha's double "dad" comment towards Amanda did! In the HOH comp Porno James & Fatty Chelsia won HOH! They also won rewards and punishments during the HOH Comp.

Back to Day 13. After the HOH comp and live show was over Sheila and Allison came clean with their fucked up Lesbian lie that they knew each other outside of the house. They tell Joshuah, Sharon, Chelsia and James, the only people in the house who actually knew.

Allison later pulls Joshuah into the storage room to better explain HER side of the lesbian lie and trashes Sheila to Joshuah. Allison uses Sheila's "freak out cryfest" yesterday as something that causes Allison to doubt Sheila and call her a loose cannon. What the fuck is Allison doing? She's always complimenting people and telling them she wants to take them to the end and then always trashing everyone to everyone else. She's either brillant in a house of idiots or stupid in a house of idiots.

When James, Chelsia and Joshuah get together they start to talk about how NEITHER of them trust Sheila or Allison after this. They believe that the fake lesbian relationship was just that, made up but later Chelsia reveals to James that when she went into the Diary Room one time they asked her about she thought about the "lesbian couple" in the house. Now they wonder if they are suddenly lying about their relationship to take the target off their backs.

James also makes it known to Chelsia that Alex and Amanda ARE going up and that he has a plan on who's to go up next to them. Chelsia mentions Matt & Natalie but it is not official. James does ensure to Joshuah also that he isn't going up. James is talking as if he's the only HOH and then suddenly remembers Chelsia is his co-HOH partner. Little power trip James?

Chelsia and James get their HOH keys and show everyone the room. It seems Chelsia got alot of personal stuff whereas James really didn't get anything personal

As Chelsia pulls suitcases and bags into the HOH room she tells James that "it sucks" because she likes one person from every couple and how Sheila was downstairs bitching about something and it was annoying the fuck out of her.

Sheila yells defending herself to Allison about Adam putting the blame on her for voting out Jen and Parker. Allison keeps talking up Sheila how she's right about it all and how Adam is stupid. It seems Sheila is PISSSED AWF at Adam and Alex. She's yelling out so loud that Joshuah comes into the pink room.

Allison then tells Joshuah that the reason why Sheila is upset is because Adam is telling everyone on "their" side that he wants Parker out and then he tells his "boys" that it was Sheila who wanted to vote out Parker.

Joshuah then leaves as Amanda tries to get Allison and Sheila in the kitchen. One of the HOH "punishments" is that the women have to cook for their man and Amanda doesn't want Sheila to get a penalty nomination and to cook with the rest of the girls.

Sheila is yelling to let everyone let her calm down and how Adam was "that close" to me and getting in my face to "threaten me". Allison is now trying to get Sheila to come to the kitchen and calm down and talk about this later. Sheila won't budge. She wants to poison Adam's food but not really, she's just upset and saying she wants to.

Minutes later Allison is trying to get Sheila to "calm down" and basically not get noticed by James and Chelsia, this week's HOH. Sheila starts going on and on and on about Adam and I can just see Allison thinking to herself "I choose this nutjob bitch for my best friend in the house, great, fucking great".

OH GAWD, both of these hags are calling Adam a "liar" when they LIED to everyone about them being lesbians. Sheila's tone of voice gets loud and then she gets whisper quiet and then gets loud again when Alex's name is up. Sheila is now talking about if James and Chelsia are going to put me up for being annoying then "PUT ME UP!" and comparing this to a Dr. Will move.

Sheila throws the "I got a book deal" when I leave this house bullshit and how she's better than everyone else and Allison is still trying to get her to calm down. Alex then comes in and says he apologizes for whatever misunderstandings happened outside. Allison tells Alex about why Sheila is upset but is interrupted by Sheila and what Adam has said and done.

Now these hypocrites are talking about how "men don't talk to women that way" on how Adam got in Sheila's face YET when Joshuah got in Amanda's face, THAT'S OKAY because she supposely "deserved it". WHATEVER YOU SKANK HAGS.

Alex then tries to defend his "boy" because it was apparently Shelia who went outside earlier to confront Adam because she thought he was trashing her when Alex says he wasn't. Sheila then says Adam said certain things earlier that pissed her off and that's why she went off.

Sheila thanks Alex for "apologizing" and how he is "so hot" when seconds earlier she was trashing him to Allison and Joshuah. Allison keeps begging Sheila to come out to the kitchen and she won't leave the room. "Understand me and I've been there for you and I need you to understand me". Sheila is pissing off Allison now and I can't wait for Allison to start trashing this hag some more after.

"I'm not going to have any of those kids tell me what to do in here" and how she will tattle tell to BB when Adam gets in her face again. STUPID BITCH.

HERE COMES ADAM! Allison loves to be in the middle of everything and chooses to stay as both Sheila and Adam talk calmly. Both are trying to reason when each other and better understand each other but then Adam blames this blowout between them on her. She blames her.

Both start blaming each other and then Adam gets fed up and calls Sheila "nuts" and then Sheila, being the one who's never anything but "nice", says Adam is the one who's nuts. Adam leaves the room and Sheila gets up to leave to.

Later in the HOH room Chelsia admits she wants to be a bitch in the game but since she doesn't know who is going to be in the jury she holds back. It is then REVEALED that Adam & Sheila are the most likely nominees to go on the block against Alex and Amanda simply because they have less of a chance to win POV, or so they think.

Joshuah then says the thing she hates about Joshuah is he is a "gossiper" and how she "loves" Alli but "I'm not here to fucking make friends". LOL. James makes fun of everyone who thinks they are going to be famous off this show, "It's a reality show". James and Chelsia trash Adam saying he has a "lazy eye" and Chelsia says he does have a good body but his face is "too fucking fat for me". LOL. Gay for Pay star James also says Matt is a "good looking person". Yeah I bet you think so you big dicked cock sucker!

James then says "I really hate hanging out with some of these people because they're loud" and Chelsia says "they're fake" but James doesn't agree with that. They then talk about the casting process and how Natalie got up to go use the bathroom and everyone noticed her "calme toe". Then they talk about Amanda, trashing how she dresses when she works out and how fat she is getting. James does try to be the better person whereas Chelsia is SUPER QUICK to judge everyone else in the house. BITCH.

Man oh man I thought giving Joshuah HOH this week would make him go power nuts but Chelsia is turning into the BIGGEST HOH bitch so far. They watch Allison on the spy screen and Chelsia says "I can't fucking trust her" and looks at James. Chelsia is then getting easily upset but hiding it kinda well about James answering that if he has to choose between getting the whole half millon prize or splitting with his partner he would choose to have the money for himself.

James then points out that he thinks Joshuah and Sharon are trying to be the "puppeteers" and that they are "playing someone else's game". OHHH James starts to think that they getting out Alex and Amanda is doing Joshuah's and other's dirty work. Are they going to go after someone else? They talk about Sharon playing the "good friend card" and it works for Joshuah. At least they are looking at their options.

Minutes later Chelsia and James talk about maybe this year's twist is they, Big Brother, will bring in their "exes" and that they agree to just sleep with them but then vote them out. James is asked if he would choose his ex fiancee over her and he says he doesn't know but agrees to stick with Chelsia. I don't see this happening but you never know.

James is back to thinking there are more people in the house that know each other. They believe Matt and Allison know each other because they are "five minutes away from each other". James and Chelsia are back to being idiots! James wonders why Matt wouldn't go for Natalie "because she's a beautiful girl" and that Matt "already touched her to make sure she didn't have a dick" because it seems they heard from people before getting on the show that a "tranny" may be in the house.

James does admit that the Lesbian lie really did piss him off. Chelsia talks about Matt saying "fuck you you ain't getting shit" about Matt sexually working Chelsia in the game. Chelsia then called Allison and Sheila "dykes". James then admits that he would swear on anything and then lie to "get that money" and Chelsia agrees but wouldn't lie to him and he admits that he would lie to her for the money. She keeps brushing everything he honestly says off and laughs along.

Both have been drinking alot in the HOH room and are both "buzzed". James jokes around that they are going to be the "assholes" tonight. They finally head downstairs to talk to the rest of the house and mingle.

Later in the HOH room drunk Chelsia and James, but not too drunk, are laying in bed and FUCKING MAKING OUT?!?! What the hell, I fuckin' leave the computer for a second and these 2 are making out in the HOH "rape" bed? At one point James is shirtless, she's wearing her naughty nightie and is grinding his most likely erect covered crotch in her hips. Her body is turned to the side and she's resisting hooking up with James but is downing a fuckin' "get me laid" bloody mary drink.

Then James picks up the covers and hides them both under it, they make out a bit and then she pushes the covers away and tells him to stop. She sits up to drink again and he wants her to put her drink down and lay down with him. He WANTS sex so bad and she's resisting. He keeps asking "you alright?" and she always says yes.

James scoots closer and closer to her and starts to take her bra off, after she's loaded with bloody mary's. He tries to pull her back down to lay down and she says "stop stop stop stop" in a calm voice. He then possibly calls her a "cock tease" but we don't hear the last part because flames come up over the feeds and when it comes back after several minutes we see Chelsia is out of the bed and he's by himself laying in bed. Ohhhhhh! James is an asshole taking advantage of a drunk girl! Oh and apparently BB's voice told James to stop, they interferred.

Chelsia now has her red robe on walking around the room. James is using the restroom possibly getting his big gigantic dick to go down. Come on BB Show us footage him stroking in the HOH bathroom! Meanwhile Chelsia sits at the table and seems fine.

Minutes later she's back in bed and James is quick to kiss her. He pulls the covers back over them and then seconds later she pushes them back down. He tries to playfully touch her piercing on her mouth area and then she pulls her back for him to stop. She is focused on the TV and what's happening downstairs. He doesn't want to "play" and doesn't think it's a good idea for her to go downstairs when she's "buzzing".

Minutes later he tries to kiss her again and this time she pulls her entire head back. Chelsia then makes a comment that he's in it for the money. He says the same thing about her. And then tries AGAIN to kiss her. She said the key word "stop" earlier and James is clearly ignoring it and now that he knows BB is watching him and already warned him to stop that he gets up to leave. He did though make sure she was already but did rub her thighs and caress her face before leaving HOH with the door open.

He heads downstairs and tells Ryan about him and her "Making out for 2 seconds" and then they high five each other. GIVE ME A BREAK. High Fiving?

Ohhhh! James is now telling Ryan and Adam outside that Sheila and Allison are supposely lesbian lovers and Ryan doesn't believe it. Then James makes it known that he is all about "operation condor" which is to get out Alex and Amanda. Adam wonders if it was true and Ryan keeps making sure these guys don't believe it so that he doesn't go up again on the block for being paird up with yet another couple.

James reveals that the nomination has to be tomorrow. James then hints that Adam or Ryan needs to go on the block against Alex and Amanda and Adam is super quick to saying he doesn't want to go up. The whole plan is that if A&A win POV that they don't want Matt & Natalie on the block so they can be backdoored.

But what IF M&N play POV and win and save Alex and Amanda... I just see both Matt & Natalie going up with Alex and Amanda once Joshuah and Sharon start talking. Put their manipulative asses up Cock Sucking James!

Ryan then says how he should get a "week off" since being on the block. James' "fair" way of deciding whether Adam or Joshuah goes up to be the pawn is by doing a "fair" game of paper rock sissors! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

Later James tells Natalie, Matt and Allison in the sauna room that he made out with Chelsia "until she passed out" but left out the parts where she kept denying him. When Matt hears this he turns into epic douche bag wanting to knock fists with James.

In the kitchen Matt starts dancing around with Alex and then Amanda yelling "Bueno" over and over again. Over in the couch bedroom Sheila FINALLY apologizes to Adam for fighting with him but then starts to cover the apologize for more blame on how Adam's mouth is such the problem. Um... ever stop to listen to yourself BIATCH?!?!

Adam then tells Sheila to not tell everyone everything when she's upset with Adam and the bitch DENIES telling everyone and she does it ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

UH OH, Sharon has gone to Joshuah to tell him that she overheard from Adam that he may be going on the block against Amanda & Alex. So what does Joshuah do. He literally tells Amanda 4 seconds later and she says not to believe Adam. BUT IT'S TRUE!

Adam and Sheila's calmly argument gets heated again. Adam doesn't like how Allison and Sheila are so tight and he points out that Allison has to go home at sometime. She denies that she is. Adam says "you're over thinking it" and Sheila does her classic turn it back around on you and tells him "You're over thinking it". Oh Sheila, if you call her fat she denies it and says you're fat. Ohhh Adam talk more shit to her and get her to DOR!

Sheila tries to drive it home that she doesn't want Adam to "fuck her chances at winning" and that in the "real world" they wouldn't get along and Adam is quick to say "this isn't the real world". Adam starts to calm this bitch down to say that there is a chance we can go on the block. Now they're civil again. Wow, it's like they are married since they were born.

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February 18, 2008

Big Brother 9 | First HOUSE VS AMANDA Fight!

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Chelsia starts OUR FIRST argument that leads to a HUGE BLOWOUT between everyone. This leads Joshuah to call her a "CUNT" and tell her everyone hates her to which some tell her they don't actually hate her. Joshuah then says how Amanda said this and that but NEVER admits to saying his own shit about houseguests in the house.

Amanda continues to defend herself as Joshuah makes up shit including "rape" from Amanda about Alex which isn't true. Then Chelsia throws in something about Amanda running around in booty shorts WHEN CHELSIA got half naked in the hot tub yesterday. Joshuah is calling her a horseface and a cunt to her face, almost hits her repeatedly.

Alex isn't helping by making Amanda feel stupid but he's understandable upset that she has kinda screwed up his game but it is Alex's fault as well because you're suppose to find a way like this twist work to your advantage.

This FIGHT is the entire house against Amanda. Chelsia doesn't admit to talking shit when she and everyone else has about Amanda and then JOSHUAH says "like her dad" and this THROWS HER OVER THE EDGE. Amanda cries and gets FURIOUS that her dad was brought into and it was Joshuah. Amanda does acknowledge that Joshuah said it and then fingers Chelsia who's yelling at the moment and Chelsia makes a comment that she didn't say it.

JOSHUAH gets away with bringing her dead dad into the argument and taking way over the line and no one corrects him or goes after Joshuah for making that comment. A HOUSE OF IDIOTS. Alex is kissing everyone's ass, including Joshuah and how everything is Amanda's fault when the the whole house is to blame.

For a house to gang up on one person and judge them about everything they may have said is just plain wrong. No one is better than her.

Chelsia once again says "Did I say that about her Dad?!?!" and Joshuah STILL doesn't admit to saying it. Alex then jokes about how Joshuah blew up and how he was quiet all the time. The whole house sides with Joshuah and jokes around with him. Chelsia again says it to Amanda that she didn't say it BUT Chelsia does admit that she did make a comment "give her a noose" to which Joshuah felt the need to add "like her dad" meaning to commit suicide.

NOW do you know why I HATE Joshuah. Chelsia needs to just apologize for her comment, not defend herself and the house ganging up on one person is just uncalled for. Let 2 people fight and argue without physical contact.

Oh my GAWD Natalie says "I'm not a slut", MISS BLOW JOB TWICE ALREADY isn't a slut people. The whole house continues to laugh and joke around. Parker then says "anything I've done Joshuah has trumped it" and then Sheila tries to defend Joshuah's comments as does Chelsia.

OH MY GAWD. Joshuah hugs Alex. DISGUSTING. Joshuah then says "You can only take so much" and Chelsia laughs. Give me a break! Alex now wonders who brought in the word "rape" into this and it was who else but Joshuah. Joshuah doesn't admit to it.

Sheila now wonders why Amanda "would throw Alex under the bus" BUT that's what Alex is doing, throwing Amanda under the bus. I understand he's hoping and praying that pairs split up so he can have a great position in the house but that ain't happening anytime soon. I can't wait to see how CBS airs this and they BETTER FUCKING AIR Joshuah's comments!

I do remember Sharon trying to control her out of control partner. Sharon is no where to be found at the moment.

Joshuah is in the kitchen with half the house still defending himself about tonight. Amanda is in the Diary Room at the moment. Matt then tells Jen that Allison said something about Jen making a comment winning HOH next week, Allison is brought out and gently confronted and says she didn't but Matt says she did. Now Allison tries to backtrack and say more stuff about what Jen meant about "the tables will turn". Another useless comment that Allison, the new drama queen, is adding words and comments that were never there.

Both Parker and Jen keep saying "the tables will turn" because it will, power will shift. Allison does admit that she feels sorry for Amanda and the house going after her. Everyone keeps asking "who said rape" and the answer is Joshuah but no one is learning this piece of information yet.

Much later Joshuah, encouraged from the house, continues to call Amanda, behind her back, a cunt and a bitch and insulting her in every way possible. I'm so disappointed with Joshuah. Alex then says "she called me a rapist" which she never did, this was Joshuah's doing bring the word "rape" into the argument. Apparently Parker implied that Alex "raped" Amanda and she didn't correct him and this story got out to other people and Joshuah felt it was the perfect time to go after Amanda with FALSE UNTRUE information.

Later Alex grabs everyone in the kitchen and talks about Amanda and what she did the other night. Alex once again asks why he's labeled a "rapist" to which Joshuah AGAIN never admits to saying it and bringing it up. AGAIN Amanda never used the word "rape" to describe what Alex did to her a few nights ago. Apparently Alex reached over in their bed during the night and tried to "grab" her pussy area.

Amanda still has yet to come out of the Diary Room. Alex continues to make it all about him and what's happened to him the other night from an incident the other night that was intended to be just a joke played on Alex by Natalie, Parker and Matt.

Parker says "this is the first time I heard of Amanda calling Natalie a slut" which Amanda NEVER did. She did make a comment about how she isn't a slut based on what someone said about Natalie.

Now the "rape" comment comes up again and Joshuah FINALLY says he "heard" it from someone else. Allison is pointed the finger at and she FINALLY says that Amanda didn't say it but kinda of implied it. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Alex doesn't deny trying to feel up Amanda. A house of morons and children, what do we expect from a cast of 20-somethings plus one 45 year old woman.

This whole thing is out of control and started by "he said, she said" bullshit where half of the shit spewed tonight is based on lies and misunderstandings. Joshuah, as low of a human being can get, continues to disappoint me along with the rest of the house tonight. Where was the level headed person of the night that should have pointed out that an entire house is ganging up on one person and that wasn't right.

Yes it is a game but this went too personal far too quick, Joshuah being one of the first people in the house to make it very personal.

Wow, Chelsia just said Amanda is a "beautiful girl" and that she needs to change the person "inside" to become a better person. Hey bitch, turn around and tell that to your "friend" Joshuah.

Later Amanda finally comes back into the house with a picture of her father. Joshuah starts in again on her by saying "She's out! Watch out!". Everyone in the kitchen was talking about Amanda, more like bad mouthing her and when they hear Joshuah verbally digging into her they tell him to stop and "it's going to make you look bad". Joshuah says he's going outside but stands in the kitchen while Amanda walks past him to get something. Everyone is super quiet.

She then gets told by Alex that they need to talk about their partnership. She agrees and heads upstairs. She tells everyone "good night" and they say good night. She then tells Joshuah "good night" and he returns with "Fuck You". Joshuah heads outside as Alex and the others in the kitchen agree "there's no need for that".

Later Joshuah, DRAMA QUEEN, is in the bathroom area with some people already telling them that he's "scarred for his life" that Amanda is that "pyscho" and that she will "kill" him. Drama CUNTY QUEEN Joshuah heads for the Diary Room to tell them of his concerns. But they won't let him in and Amanda laughs at him from the HOH room as she watches upstairs.

Amanda is upstairs telling Sharon and Jen that the Diary Room has TOLD her that they are going to AIR Joshuah's comments about him using her father's death to hurt her, that everyone she was accussed of is wrong because the DR told her that they said "everything I said out there was the truth", which it was, plenty of petty shitholes putting words in her mouth.

Upstairs Jen wonders who brought up the "rape" comment that Amanda supposely made towards Alex. They all agree if that was true Alex wouldn't be there. Amanda says Alex admits that he tried to be with her and that Joshuah was the one who brought "rape" into this huge fight.

Sharon then admits that when she tried to stop Joshuah from making comments that he turned to her and threatened to start on her if she tries to stop him. Wow! Amanda also finds out that Chelsia lied when she first confronted her outside because Natalie was the person who told her that "Amanda said this" when Chelsia lied about how Natalie didn't tell her when the fight first started. I know, high school drama!!!!

In the bathroom area Allison is talking to Joshuah about how Alex is in the Diary Room still upset about Amanda supposely using the word "rape" to describe him. If Alex is in the Diary Room right now they will inform her that she never said it. Joshuah is still in the bathroom saying AMANDA TOOK IT TO A NEW LEVEL! Dear God may lightening strike this douche bag now! Fuckuah is worried that Alex will learn the truth and that Joshuah, along with others, were starting shit up and saying stuff that wasn't true. AT ALL!

Upstairs they straighten out another misunderstanding that Amanda NEVER called Natalie a "slut" and Allison, the show's producer, was in the Diary Room with Amanda, stating that Amanda never said that about Natalie.

Amanda is also upset with Alex for siding with the rest of the house. She doesn't want to sleep in the same bed with him. Joshuah continues to sit on the bathroom chair silent now and thinking of everything he's said and done in the house, I'm assuming. But he is just sitting there quiet as fuck for a change.

Alex comes out of the Diary Room and Dumbassuah heads for the Diary Room. Alex heads upstairs with Matt where Amanda, Sharon and Jen is. Amanda flees into the bathroom. Matt says "my man is moving out". What the fuck, this is like a douche bag is moving out of the apartment. Alex says the DR told him that he can sleep in the living room.

Matt comes into the bathroom to tell Amanda that I never said shit. Amanda is upset at Matt for starting it ALL. Matt continues to deny it and Amanda starts to defend herself to Matt. Parker comes into the HOH room now.

Amanda starts crying again in the bathtub about the whole situation. It seems Parker and Jen figure out Amanda never said Natalie was a "whore" and that it was another situation where words are being put into Amanda's mouth. Amanda then says she yelled at Allison, the show's producer who was in the Diary Room earlier, that why did she put her with a "white boy". No wonder why Amanda is up on Parker's NUTS!

Joshuah comes out of the Diary Room and again starts in about how Amanda is going to "stab him". ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Alex continues talk down about Amanda to better his position in the house.

To find out the rest of the the nigthly drama that includes RACIST comments and hours of fighting and he said, she said arguments, then scroll down to the Week 2 updates, Day 11!

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February 17, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Week 2 Of Live Feeds Feat. Dumbassuah!

Read All about the first half of this crazy ass fuckin' week...

Day 9: Matt reveals to some houseguests that his father died of a drug overdose with Matt only being 9 years old at the time. Matt goes on to say that when someone used that piece of information against him he lost all control of his beautiful, gorgeous muscles. Wait until Joshuah hears this one because I'm sure that Male Cunt will use it against Matt in a second.

Matt then says another man raised him and he calls him his "dad". Adam makes a comment that the new father did a damn good job to which Matt says he's "half asshole". He then says a girlfriend used his dead father against him in an argument to which Sheila says "oh no, you don't go there".

Remember, Joshuah already went there with Amanda's father by telling Allison behind Amanda's back "No wonder her Dad committed suicide. If I was her Dad I would commit suicide too. With her as my daughter." That's why I can't stand Joshuah. I don't give a good God shit if he's gay, he's a shit stain on my running shoes.

Later as Sharon and Dumassuah try to get some sleep they continue to trash Amanda, I mean what else are they going to do. They trash her picture on the wall, something about Amanda acting like Sharon's little sister "it's so annoying"- so your little sister is annoying BITCH?!?!

Ohh Natalie joins Sharon and Joshuah and starts talking. Alex comes in to inform them that Jen and Ryan are throwing peanuts and nuts everywhere from the second story. The Nerd Herd 3.0 members start on about "loud" the others in the house are and "Chelsia just vacuumed, that' so messed up" and Joshuah snapping "I can't wait for them to clean it up tomorrow" and Sharon saying "Oh my God I would be so pissed, that's bullshit".

Self appointed Angel Natalie starts yelling "You Guys, she just vacuumed" to Amanda, an easy target because she walked by, and Amanda says she didn't have any part of it. Natalie continues with a sixth repeat to everyone as she goes into the living room "she just vacummed" but Chelsia thinks it's funny while James eats off the floor and they both are not taking it personally or to the next level as these Nerd Herd mutha fuckers are.

Matt slips into Joshuah and Sharon's bed making a joking statement that the house is always full of "drama" and Joshuah and Sharon are quick to say "this is the drama free zone". Are you kidding me? Joshuah's life in the house is all about egotistical drama. Dumbassuah! Matt leaves and Natalie slips in the bed so they can talk more shit about the Good Looking houseguests.

Chelsia grabs the vacuum and sweeps up the "drama" that the Nerd Herd members think is worth gossiping about until the end of fucking days. Jen, who did start the nut throwing good times, is helping clean up.

Minutes later Natalie and Joshuah and Sharon get up and head to the kitchen where everyone is having fun. There's one of those valentine candy heart boxes on the kitchen counter and James throws a piece at the direction of Jen and Natalie. Wait... James is throwing food, shouldn't Natalie and the Nerd Herd 3.0 make a big deal- no, Natalie throws it back and laughs just because James, one of her members, did it.

This is why Natalie, Joshuah, Sharon are shit stains on my running shoes today. Classic Nerd Herd hypocrisy.

Oh What?!?! Matt and Natalie just kissed. Blow Job 2 is a cummin!- I mean coming!

Minutes later Nerd Herd 3.0 member Allison trashes Jen & Amanda "are so fucking ridiculous. I can't even take it. And the minute I start to think there is an ounce of goodness in them I'm wrong". Really BITCH, REALLY?!?! This coming from you. Really? Twat!

Parker and Jen are talking pretty cocky about Ryan & Allison leaving the house. Jen is getting told by Ryan, her boyfriend, that he isn't looking forward to spending a week in a hotel with Allison. Jen says Ryan was told by Allison that she has the whole game figured out and both Jen & Parker laugh at that notion. Sucks to be Parker and Jen because as long as Joshuah and his minions keep POV from being played then they control the house. Buh Bye Jen & Parker!

Upstairs in the HOH room Alex wants Amanda to no longer start shit with anyone in the house to "fuck up our game". He then says "don't let emotions fuck up the game". Little do they know Joshuah and his minions are eager to verbally insult Amanda in a public forum thus causing Alex to either eat his words and make it personal back or just blame everything on Amanda as usual.

Later Amanda has retreated downstairs after an annoying chat with her partner Alex. She opens up to Parker about how possessive Alex is. Parker hears this agrees and then trashes the house and the designer who created it as well as bashing the show. Amanda makes a comment about "we signed up for it" but then Parker tries to talk about being "violated"... UM HELLO, you're a paparazzi! And now you're all about being VIOLATED?!?!

He leaves and Chelsia is still up so Amanda talks to her. Amanda talks about Allison being the one who starts all the drama in the house. Chelsia plays along that she is in agreement and tries to change the subject to how nice Sheila is. Amanda is all about talking about herself and her problems when she should be using this chance to get to know Chelsia instead of being so self involved.

Chelsia admits to Amanda that she isn't sexually attracted to James. Ha! Then they talk about seeing Alex with Allison and they think BB did right on pairing up Sheila and Adam together. Then they laugh about Adam picking his nose and wiping it on the couch. Amanda shows him where he leaves his boogers.

Then they hear Parker and Matt in the food storage room talking. Parker is pissed that Alex tried to touch Amanda in her sleep and brings up his jealously again wanting Amanda to no longer be emotional or physical to anyone else in the house, mainly Parker. Then all three of them inform Chelsia that James is all about Chelsia and then Chelsia discovers that Natalie has tried to kiss Matt but he doesn't want her and that Natalie can't figure it out that Matt isn't interested.

Ohhh now Matt reveals that he doesn't want to change the nominations because he fears if he doesn't get HOH that he'll be put up for "fucking things up". Matt also reveals that Sheila cried about having to vote against Allison today and isn't sure if it was real or a whole act.

Matt then says "You're not going home" to Parker and "I bet my life on it". Oh now that's funny. Then, literally seconds later, Matt says he wants to have sex with Chelsia while they're all in the room. "You look like you'd be good." Wow, we have our first BB whore of the house... MATT!

Uh oh, Matt starts to trash Natalie in front of Chelsia about how much she is in love with Matt and that she'd do anything for him. Natalie goes to use the restroom and then Matt and Parker talk about meeting Mike Boogie and getting reserved tables "because we're on Big Brother 9". Whatever.

Just past the afternoon Matt and Alex talk outside while laying out tanning. Matt tells Alex that Parker wants him to use it because he doesn't feel safe but Matt assures himself and Alex that Parker has the votes. FUNNY!

Wow. Alex and Matt are pretty stupid in this game and in for a huge shock. Alex doesn't want to put up Joshuah because he still feels like he can control him if they "work" him. Alex Douche Bag talks about the reason they can "work" Joshuah is because "he's got no one to look at except us". Soooo Alex, the ONLY reason why Joshuah would side with you is because you think you're beautiful? ASSHOLE.

Matt just said to Alex that "watch. something crazy is going to happen and Parker goes home". Oh GAWD, these 2 numbnuts are already talking like other delusional houseguests from season's past "We got to win it back to back from here on out". LOL. Give me a break.

Over in the bathroom Joshuah is taking a shower talking with Sheila. They talk about "them four" think they "run this place" and then Joshuah says "they are hateful people" and "I've never been rude". BULLSHIT. I CALL BULLSHIT! Joshuah... aren't you the one that now thinks YOU run this place??!?! Dumbassah. Remember shit stain, once these targets are out, you're next! You're minions will turn against you.

Joshuah then corrects himself by saying the only people he's been "rude" to or talked shit too is "them". Oh okay so basically you're showcasing classic Nerd Herd symptoms now. Brillant move shithole.

Parket passes by to use the restroom saying hello that leads Joshuah to act like a twat behind his back making childish faces, rolling his eyes and mouthing "I hate him". Minutes later Sheila tells Ryan that she had a sexual dream about Evel Dick. Gross!!!

Later Amanda has told Natalie that Matt knows about Natalie making comments about wanting to have a relationship after this is all over. It turns out Natalie denies making this comment and when Natalie leaves Amanda tells Matt that she told Natalie as they had discussed. Matt reveals to Amanda and Sharon that Allison was the one that told Matt about Natalie's love sick comments after the game. Let the drama and fights begin...

So here comes 2 fights, we're hoping. Alex has yet to find out about Amanda spreading accusations of Alex grabbing her crotch while she was "asleep" last night and how Amanda is making Alex to be something worse than he is AND we have yet to see Natalie confront Allison about spreading false bullshit about Natalie wanting a relationship with Matt outside the house after the game BUT Natalie has made these comments before so Allison was just telling Matt the gawd awful truth.

Will Natalie make Matt use POV to make sure the vote comes down to a tie thus giving Amanda the power to vote out Allison or will she get manipulated by Joshuah to keep the POV from getting played? Tick Tock, we're waiting houseguests, do something!

Ohhh Natalie is telling James and Adam about how Allison is trying to act out of "jealously" against her and Matt. James says Amanda is starting shit but then Adam says both of them, Amanda and Allison are starting shit. James says "Allison will get hers in time, it will come" meaning Natalie should not fuck with POV. Natalie is so easily to mind fuck that James tells her not to mess with the nominations and she says she isn't. DAMN IT!

Joshuah and Sharon continue to talk smack in the couch bedroom about Amanda and how she's starting shit with Natalie and Allison. Even though Allison is starting shit of her own this Dumbassuah can only focus on Amanda starting shit. Sharon points out how Matt sent Amanda to tell Natalie but again Dumbassuah focuses on Amanda being the shit starter.

Joshuah once again says his unfamous quote that once POV ceremony is over that "all hell can break loose". Sharon continues her Jen hatred and just throws it in how Jen did this and said that. These 2 make me sick. Oh God I hope these 2 win HOH this week, let power rush to their head and then both collapse hard by the following week.

Oh Man at point during the day we have another classic Nerd Herd symptoms from Allison. She is already saying shit about how America "loves" them for getting out the Good Looking alliance. Really Maggie 2.0?

Later in the night Amanda walks into the couch room to grab a key from Alex. The feeling in the air is fun and funny and when Alex calls her "princess" she makes a gross sound with her mouth as if she thought his compliment was disgusting. Alex says jokes around how he can't do anything right around her that leads Catty Queen Joshuah to make a snide comment to James about Amanda "I thought she liked men to talk down to her..." Give me a break Dumbassuah. He felt the need to repeat it twice to James.

When talk starts between Alex, James, Joshuah, Chelsia and Matt about their sexual count we find out Alex is under 25, James says 60-70 but who really knows if he's ever telling the truth, Chelsia accuses Matt have getting an STD and Joshuah is "embarrassed" by his number of past experiences. NOW WHO'S THE MALE SLUT OF THE HOUSE!

Matt then makes it known he got blow jobs back when he was 15 years old and lost his virginity when he was 18 and he's never had sex in his mother's house. Good slutty boy! Joshuah says he lost his virginity in "butt sex" at 18 and said "it was not a fun experience". Really you shit stain on my running shoes?

Amanda then reveals that she let one boyfriend have anal sex with her and she farted on his dick and he kept going. Joshuah fishes for information to make fun of Amanda at a later point. Matt then brings up some girl in college that bled all over him while having sex. What the fuck do you expect from 20 somethings in a house. I'm 20 something and I'd be talking about this too. LOL.

They also discuss steroids causing you too make your balls/nut sac shrink. James admits that he could have his balls not hang so low... Interesting you bring that up because we've seen your porn past and you have some HUGE balls!

Bible "I'm Better Than Amanda Because I Go To Church" Natalie comes in and tells them she lost her virginity at 17 years AND A HALF to a 21 year old guy! She makes herself feel better by laughing that God wasn't looking at her at that moment and she knew the guy for a year and some months before letting him fuck her. YEAH WHATEVA!

As people leave the couch room Joshuah sits in his bitchy little corner of the room with a pillow over his face. Sharon is sitting next to him on their couch bed apparently waiting for everyone to filter out so they can either trash others or plot to make sure every week here on out goes their exact way. Matt then says he doesn't like to Jack Off on his own, he'd rather have someome do it for him aka Natalie giving him a blow job.

Later Sheila and Allison are talking about gossiping and Sheila saying she doesn't like it when people take it to the "next level"- Um, girl wait until you start hearing Joshuah's cunty mouth! Apparently both of them are sick of someone in the house, a male, and how they can only take "small doses" of him. Oh wait, they're talking about James and how he doesn't know when to stop. Um.. we can only take you 2 bitches in small fucking doses!

Sheila then says "people need to stop judging people" and how people only do it because they are bored. SHEILA, TALK TO JOSHUAH ALREADY AND PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE! Sheila is ready to tell James "to his face" about his behaviour.

HOLY SHIT, Joshuah just woke up in the couch room, everyone has left him, he grabs the HOH key off the counter and hides it in his dresser drawer. He then laughs about it. MALE SKANK! Allison thinks it is "awesome" that Joshuah stole the HOH key. BITCH. James finds out about it and then Joshuah is like "I was going to hid Amanda's HOH key but it's Alex's".

Joshuah checks with James if he should still hide and then James encourages it so that they both are locked out of HOH because Amanda will misplace hers soon enough. Then Dumbassuah throws it at the dresser where it was laying and says "fuck 'em". WOW. Joshuah just can't stop amazing me at how cunty this rancid shit stain on my running shoes can get. AND WHAT A COWARD, do shit to their faces you fuck head- oh wait, he'll do it when his side has power but not before because he's a S-M-R-A-T player!

Joshuah and James are in the Sauna when Sharon comes in saying Amanda and others are asking why Joshuah is acting "stand offish". Sharon makes A DUMBASS comment about how they can't stop talking ABOUT THE SAME THING. This coming from Sharon of all people! Joshuah goes on to call them "bitches" even though he's the biggest male cunt in the house.

Joshuah, it's a game, lighten up and just play with a smile. Enough of this bitter queen shit. Sharon again makes a comment about people repeating themselves. Have you listened to yourself bitch?

Minutes later Joshuah finally lightens the fuck up and dances with Bible lady Natalie on the staircase. He's laughing, taking his shirt off, dry humping Natalie but then again he did tell Sharon and James earlier he'd "act" like he's a in a good mood.

Alex then brings in the "pole" from outside which is the barbell rod and he holds it up as Natalie shows off her stripper moves for the half drunk crowd. Minutes later Alex, along with the rest of hte kitchen crew, is making fun of Jen's way of saying "Fast Fist Fucking".

Adam says if he gets put up because of Sheila he's going to be pissed and go off. He tells this to James in the Sauna room and then James says she's connected to the "fucking hip" with Allison. In the bathroom Sheila and Allison are already starting shit with James by telling Chelsia how fucked up it was for James "that make women want to throw up".

Chelsia says he apologized and then Allison says James has done it way too many times. Then they talk about Matt kissing Allison last night and how Matt thinks he can get every girl in this house. Allison continues the Amanda hatred by getting Chelsia to hate Amanda by saying Amanda "twisted her words" when really Matt was the person who was told by Allison about Natalie's love for Matt who then told Amanda who then told Natalie. Shut up Allison.

Oh GAWD, Allison is upset with Big Brother because they are "allowing so much time" between events this week that anything can happen. GOD FORBID people change their fucking minds against Allison.

Now Adam comes out of the bathroom and has to be told by Chelsia to wash his hands. He rinses them with water and when he leaves Chelsia is upset with Adam for leaving piss on the floor in the bathroom. They also made a comment that when they, the NERD HERD 3.0, are left in the house it will just be them playing to see who's the best... no drama. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

Chelsia starts trashing how gross and disgusting James is in the house and when he comes to bed Chelsia makes a gag reflex. Parker is also talked about how he doesn't wash his hair and how it stinks, his pits as well. BITCH BITCH BITCH all night long.

Sheila is still in the bathroom with the bitter Allison and James walks in. Now, RIGHT NOW, she decides to scold James about his behaviour. James defends himself and still doesn't think he did anything wrong.

Day 10: Just around midnight most of the houseguests are in the hot tub, more so the new bubble hot tub. Chelsia and Natalie get disgusted when James reveals he doesn't "shave down there". He says he's shaven before- GAY JERK OFF VIDEO- but now he doesn't- WHAT?

James just revealed that he is an ex Gay Stripper! "Retired" that is. Oh yeah, Natalie is butt naked in the bubble hot tub, using bubbles to cover her yucky female naughty bits. Now James reveals one nut hangs lower than the other due to "cancer" but it was malignant. OH man Joshuah just made a comment about how the Big Brother people were "rude" to him because the other day he was playing with his microphone. How dare anyone be "rude" to Joshuah, I mean he doesn't deserve it... RIGHT?!?!

Oh YES! James just was dared to show off his dick and he drops his pink underwear and starts to sway his big ol' dick back and forth between his legs. His dick is so big that he catches it between his legs that you can see it on the other side. Parker leaves thinking it was disgusting and Natalie, the new PRUDE of the house, claims to have never seen anything like that and was not at all pleased he did that. GIVE ME A BREAK YOU BLOW JOB STRIPPER.

Alex freaks out when James next reveals that he tried to suck his own dick. James' dick is just monster huge so he admits he has tried. Alex says "that is fucking gr-" and then doesn't finish his statement but he's clearly "scared", whatever that means. James is the star of the show at the moment.

It never stops with James. He is next dared to "do that" again inside in front of Sheila but then he says that she is the same age as "my mom" and that he would jerk off in a room, call Sheila over and let her walk in on him BUT he won't swing his dick around just to do it. James is on a super fucking roll tonight.

James then challenges Amanda to tell us her flaws. She says she's "loud" and makes "bad first impressions". Jen admits that she thought she was a "bitch" but now she thinks Amanda is a "loud bitch" and everyone laughs. James keeps asking Amanda for her flaws while he exchanges sexual and body function flaws to her personal flaws. Joshuah is loving this, of course.

Jen admits that she had sex on Valentine's Day and James freaks asking where it was. James is starting to get annoying. Like nothing bothers him but things he will say will bother a "normal" person who isn't so think skinned as him. I mean you would have to find the right buttons to push James but he isn't revealing them to anyone.

James does make a funny comment about Jen saying "I love you James" to which he says "you say that now" but wait until there's an eviction and you'll be like "If I burn this house down there won't be an eviction!"

Amanda and Jen leave the hot tub and JOSHUAH is super cunty quick to start pointing out how Amanda was getting pissed at how James was treating her. He's so evil how he feeds off Amanda's misery! Next the newly PRUDE Joshuah makes a snide comment about how he can't believe Jen got fucked in the bathroom.

Joshuah is now getting off at screaming "BUENO" as this is a personal stab at Amanda who continues to push the notion that in some parts of the Bueno means "Hello" which it does yet Joshuah seems to have been educated in all things world culture that if he believes it doesn't mean "hello" then Amanda is wrong and an idiot.

I can only hope Julie Chen says hello the houseguests by using the term Bueno, laughing with everyone and then making Joshuah feel like a dumbass when she says Amanda is right and that it does mean "hello" in parts of the world. Joshuah is a huge shit stain on my running shoes and I can't wait to wipe him off foerever off Big Brother. Counting down to his eviction!

Parker comes out and James jokes with him saying "If you backdoor me in the game I'll back door you" meaning he'll fuck Parker in the ass later in the game, literally. Of course joking. Amanda comes back out and James can't help but fuck with her by telling her he peed in the hot tub. She believes him and everyone laughs, of course James never said it wasn't true.

Oh MY GOD. Amanda wants James to do a handstand in the grass, she drags him out of the pool and just when they are about to do it James drops his pants again and runs after her with her big swaying dick, does the swaying the dick back and forth trick again and catches it between his legs again. OH MY GOD! Laugh your ASS off Funny!

"It might be tiny but it grows" says James about his already giant unerect penis. Amanda can't stop laughing at the incident.

Later as Amanda gets up to leave Joshuah and James start yelling "Bueno" that causes Amanda to playfully request James to "fight" aka wrestle RIGHT NOW. They both get in position in the backyard and after about 5 for so minutes James brings her down twice and Amanda laughs the whole time. This must be killing Joshuah to see Amanda happy.

When Sharon walks over to the hot tub Joshuah is super quick to trash Amanda again. Good Gawd please give this guy a power trip and let him fall hard in the house. Fall harder than anyone has ever fallen in the history of this game!

The 2 sea hags in the pink room are UPSET that Parker thought they were both labeled a 6 on a scale from one to ten about how beautiful they are. Oh shit this is funny because Allison is gossiping to Sheila who's in her bed with Adam about how they've NEVER been labeled that low on the scale by anyone and they are just taking it far too personally. The camera man zooms in on a wide eyed and quiet Adam laying on the bed listening to these 2 sea hags bitch and complain about being labeled lower than a ten.

Joshuah comes into the room and hears the BULLSHIT spin on being labeled a "six" by Parker. When he finds out Parker gave Jen an "8" Joshuah is quick to say that Jen is a "skeleton in heels". Jealous you can gain weight quicker than you can loose it Joshuah?!?! Joshuah is so fucking PC by telling the girls they are beautiful to build them up.

As Allison leaves Sheila won't SHUT THE FUCK UP and Adam, who's trying to sleep, is highly annoyed and says there's 92 days left in the house. Allison comes back in to say "Good night six" and then Adam tells Shelia that that reason alone is the reason to vote out Parker.

Later as the houseguests attempt to go to bed Chelsia and James talk in their bed about him being disrespectful calling her fat. She didn't like it, tries to blame everyone else and he feels like he's in the "4th grade" again. But they do end the night on good terms.

In the bathroom/sauna area Amanda teases Parker and they almost kiss a few times but the cameras are watching and Parker, of all people, is playfully angry that he can't get an privacy. Allison is up and about and Matt is still trying to get a blow job from Allison but she keeps denying to stay up with Matt.

Matt then reveals that he has no need to "jerk off" and Amanda says "you keep saying that" and wants to know what he means when he says that. Matt won't say anything and Parker knows the truth so he just smiles. Matt also says that he wants to fuck Allison and then have her walk out the door. Matt goes on about wanting to do something great in the house so he can get on Big Brother All Stars 2. Matt is all about being a douche bag to the women in the house and getting famous off it.

Ohhh SHIT. Natalie just found out from Matt that he wants to "make a fool" out of Allison by coming onto her and for Natalie not to say anything. Matt The New Cocky Idiot tells Natalie that Alex is probably planning on getting Parker and Jen just because he's "jealous" of Amanda and Parker's new relationship... so when Parker and Jen are voted out Matt will think Alex fucked him over. Oh man... this is going to be funny.

Parker and Matt get nasty about how Allison is ugly and how the only way she got a "ten" in her high school was if she was in a school of really ugly people. But then Amanda says there are only a few "tens" in the world. Which is true and Allison and Sheila are just no where near a "ten" on any beauty chart.

Alex comes downstairs pissed off after Amanda peeks in the HOH room where Natalie was sent upstairs to seduce Alex. Alex is playfully upset that Amanda would even think anything is happening between Natalie and him. Natalie, Matt and Parker laugh in the sauna room.

Later Alex and Amanda argue in the HOH room that leads Alex to call Amanda a "fucking idiot" for assuming Alex and Natalie were in the HOH doing something other than talking and how Amanda better not "fuck up my game". Little does he know that the leader of the other side of the house, Queen Cunt Joshuah, wants Amanda out and Alex will be going with her.

To find out about Natalie giving Matt a 2nd Blow Job and Amanda easedropping on Alex, Parker and Matt, click here now!

The time has come and gone. POV was NOT used and the votes are in. Parker & Jen are going home. Bitter Queen Joshuah and Bitter Drag Sharon are out for revenge for being annoyed, James and Chelsia are making their vote against P&J personal and Sheila and Adam are trying to find out good reasons to go back on their word so they can vote out P&J. Joshuah is all smiles and talking about how he's "glowing" and "the birds are singing"...

Joshuah, if you do get your way and Amanda leaves... don't you think you'll be the next target YOU DUMBASSUAH! Your mouth will eventually get you in trouble with your own cunty alliance.

Oh dear useless, pathetic, delusional Joshuah. He's in the hot tub with who else but Sharon and Natalie discussing what's to come in the weeks ahead. How Amanda won't win POV and how the house will be "happy" once Amanda leaves with "no drama". Joshuah... HAVE YOU SEEN Big Brother, there's personal drama all the way to the very bitter end you stupid idiot.

Blow Job Natalie then says "we can have good fun conversations without being put down"... this coming from Nerd Herd 3.0 members full of hypocrispy. Joshuah says "they talk so much shit every five seconds" yet Sharon and Joshuah are the behind your back shit talkers of this house. Right now they are all attacking Amanda's voice- shit anything Amanda does in the house is to be made fun of by them.

Here we go again with classic Nerd Herd thoughts, these 3 feel like "America" hates her and is happy. Some of America may be happy but don't kid yourself Dumbassuah. Joshuah guilts Amanda for her game plan that involves "pouncing" on someone when they are alone yet Joshuah is completely guilty of this every day of this past week making sure his plan goes perfectly. Joshuah thinks Natalie is a "good person", here we go again.

All 3 continue to bash and bash Amanda. It's endless. "Here she comes" says Natalie and all 3 put on their fake as fuck friendly faces. Fucking cowards, say shit to her face. Amanda then says "are we going to have 3 days of no drama" and Joshuah says "everything is done, locked, it's over with". I give Joshuah and Sharon less than a minute to start trashing that comment by Amanda. And it was literally less than 12 seconds when they started in on her again.

Just remember, everyone in their high horses gets knocked the fuck off hard as fuck at some point.

And in another Cunt news Allison has already made comments that she can offer things to Ryan that Jen can't. Is this bitch going to try and move in on Ryan once Jen leaves? Remember, she's a "ten" and not a "six" on a the 1 to 10 scale of hotness, according to her and Sheila that is.

Right now in the game both sides of the house are guilty of being utterly disgusting douche bags and we are just watching to see which side gets the other first and second.

Later in the night Sheila is talking with Jen. Fake ass bullshit spewing from each mouth. They talk about the possible twist of someone coming back and Jen thinks if Ryan comes back the target is back on them and if Allison comes back that her and Allison could join up and do some serious damage in the house.

Sheila talks up Allison and how no one listens her and I'm sure Sheila will gossip and spin this conversation to Allison later and they'll both make fun of Jen to no end. Predictable catty behaviour from Nerd Herd 3.0 members.

Later Sharon, James, Amanda and Joshuah are in the couch room. Amanda reads a passage from the Bible that involves armor and using it against the devil. Sharon and Joshuah both roll their eyes as she reads because Joshuah loves to call Amanda the Devil.

Amanda leaves and it takes the 3 of them less than 2 minutes to start trashing someone and Jen seems to be the target. OHH GET THIS Joshuah says "they" are in power so they are "cocky" and if HE was in that power position that HE would be THANKFUL. Yeah, we'll see you stupid cunt. I can't wait for Joshuah to get power mad soon.

Then they joke about the house being divided... Umm.. stupids, the house will continue to divide and divide and divide within groups. Once they get their way they will be forced to eat each other in the game and no one wants to leave and lose.

Oh SHIT Nerd Herd 3.0 member Allison tells Jen in the bathroom that "I hardly get mad". Are you kidding me? Jen also wonders how America will view "this whole thing" about her and her relationship playing into the show and how she wasn't going to evict her boyfriend when she and Parker had that power couple thing.

Episode 3: Big Brother edited the newest episode of this season with Allison coming off as a nutjob ready to fall apart, Sheila as an uncontrollable emotional wreck, Jen as a cocky biatch who would rather her boyfriend be cut from the show than her, Amanda & Alex as America's sweethearts with each of them sharing their father's death stories and Adam got portrayed as a funny uncunt penis goofball.

The episode is also building up to Joshuah's evil EVIL comment about Amanda's father's because the show aired Amanda emotionally revealing her father's story to Neil, Joshuah and Chelsia. I can't wait for that! And AND Parker was never edited to show how self destructive he is and how he hates Jen and thinks everything is unfair for him. There was also no story of Natalie & Matt's weird one sided blow job connection.

DIARY ROOM AUDIO LEAK! Matt is overheard saying "What it means to be America's Player. Okay as you all know I can't stand my partner" and then he's told to repeat the line. I doubt we'll have another year of America's Player because Matt has self titled himself to be America's Player meaning he's playing all the women in the house.

Later in the bathroom Matt The Sexy Douche Bag is telling Parker and Jen about how he plans to "play" everyone in the house and get them to do what he wants by "playing" them. He thinks Sheila will be a "challenge". He also says "out of respect" that he doesn't want to have sex on the show for his mom but "having someone pleasure me is different". Um... okay shit hole.

In the storage room Sheila and Allison are talking about Jen "enraging" Allison when Cocky Jen tells Allison that when she leaves that her and Sheila will be together. They both say "I don't want to be her friend" and then Sheila tells her to stop telling Matt certain things.

Allison then tells Sheila she isn't attracted to Matt "at all". I suspect once Allison gets Jen out that she plans on moving on Jen's MAN, Ryan!!!! Ohhh she's going to a very dirty bitch next week.

Matt is already pissed off that James has told people in the house that he wants to put him up next with Alex. Matt's mouth is aggressive and he's ready for drama tonight. "He ain't even HOH yet and he's already planning on who he's putting up" but that's what you guys are doing as well Dumbass.

Oh great, Amanda is now being blamed for putting words in James' mouth that Matt would be going up next week. Matt is buying into it and wants to go talk to his "boy" about keeping his girl in check. Man oh man, Alex, Amanda, Matt, Parker, Jen are sometimes Natalie are so easy to fuck with in this game. LOL.

Matt then tells Natalie that Allison is just for game play and Natalie doesn't want Matt to "hook up" with Allison and only "mess around" with her. Real classy Blow Job Natalie! Matt also knows and is aware that Allison is staying this week. Yet another PLAYER move from Matt that works on stupid blow job Nat.

Matt goes up to the HOH to tell Alex about what Amanda said about if James gets HOH his targets are him and Nat and Alex and Amanda, WHICH IS TRUE. James denies making that comment even though IT'S FUCKING TRUE and neither Alex or Matt believes her now. FUCKING IDIOTS. Alex then tells the camera that he will loose the game "because of that bitch".

Matt then says "these girls are going to be the end of us" and both agree that Parker and Jen are going home and Matt wonders if they are next to which Alex say she doesn't think so. Alex says he will continue to "hang out" with Joshuah and Sharon more. Alex then says he wants to go talk to Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia to ask what they want if it comes down to a tie, which it won't.

I actually can't wait for Matt, Natalie, Alex and Amanda to all get played already because they suck at the game and then Joshuah's alliance can eat each other and create a whole new house divide.

Natalie is going AWF to everyone but Amanda about what Amanda overheard. She's in the sauna room with Allison, Sheila, Jen and Chelsia who are all doing nails. This is the first time Natalie won't shut the fuck up about something, repeating it over and over again and then Natalie says "this is just like when Amanda wanted to break me and Matty up when she said I wanted a relationship with" to which Allison hears and corrects her by saying "I was the one who said that".

Natalie hears Allison and then keeps going on about Amanda. She's non stop idiot babbling. Joshuah and his minions have STATED that Natalie is expendable, that she will go out with Matt and Alex and Amanda when they are all the targets next week. If Alex and Amanda win POV next week then Matt and Natalie are next to go. HEY NATALIE, wake the fuck up, AMANDA IS WARNING YOU!

This leads to Big Brother U.S.A.'s BIGGEST most GIGANTIC House Fight! Read all about it here!

Day 11, Part 1: Amanda is up in the HOH hot tub with Parker. Jen is in the blue boat room with James talking about what else, Amanda and the fight that happened hours ago. James continues to defend people's reactions to Amanda saying that he is the reason why so much drama is started but everyone easily points the finger at her and these idiots all believe it was Amanda when told.

James leaves and Matt talks with Jen about there better not be anymore drama tonight. Matt and Jen both agree Amanda never said "rapist" in any way towards Alex but somehow everything is her fault because she didn't do this or that. Matt, your day is coming when Natalie and Allison talk about how you're "playing" them and every girl in the house. I've love to see Matt defend himself. He WILL be the new asshole of the house in the week to come. Matt tells Jen not to tell Ryan what he's doing because it's a "joke for America".

Really, messing with Natalie and Allison and all the girls is a "joke" on national TV. Fucking Moron.

Matt, the idiot, still believes the house was voting Allison and Ryan out UNTIL this fight with Amanda started and how they all magically "switched". Stupid idiot. Jen, still believing she's staying come Wednesday, that if she gets HOH she will put up Amanda and Alex and that they need to pull in another couple to replace A&A. Matt brings up Joshuah and this makes Matt the biggest idiot of the house. Joshuah?!?! He wants you all out you douche bag!

Matt starts in again how it's Amanda's fault and how she went on a "power trip". Umm.. shit hole, you went along with her so shut the fuck up. Matt is quick to always place blame on the woman and not anyone else.

Adam comes in and they discuss how Amanda has not done anything "personally" to cause Joshuah to verbally attack her. Adam starts in about how Joshuah has reasons for what he did and then Jen corrects him by saying Joshuah has admitted to having sex with over 200 people and he's calling Amanda a "whore". Jen says Amanda was "doing good" before the "dad comment".

Matt then says "I'm not going to lie, it was funny. Made for great television". Okay yeah buddy, wait until the women of the house confront you about your "joke" you're doing for America. that should make for great TV as well. Dumbass then says "I mean who cares"- then why did everyone have a huge fight then!?!?

Earlier tonight I forgot to mention that Matt has told Alex that if he gets HOH that Amanda & Alex are NOT going up for nomination. That should be fun to watch. Natalie comes into the room with them along with Parker and Parker tells Nat that Amanda never called you a "whore" or "slut" and Natalie still finds something to be upset with Amanda about even though SHE NEVER FUCKING SAID IT. Stupid blow job bitch, hypocrisy I TELL YOU!

Jen now talks with Allison in the storage room and how "shocked" she is about all this. Jen says alot of people make fun of alot people in here and ALLISON tells Jen that "you don't have to be one of those people" YET when Joshuah is trashing everyone in the house and made other comments about Amanda's father- I mean where the fuck was this Allison speech. Stupid hypocritical bitch. NERD HERD alert!

Allsion tells Jen she isn't "classy" about something she said about her when Allison, this bitch, is going around telling Sharon about how Jen isn't good enough for Ryan and that how Allison is better for Ryan and how Ryan picked Jen for a girlfriend and how Allison doesn't want anything to do with Ryan after knowing his taste in women. Allison SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Allison now says "I haven't said anything bad about you". BITCH! This storage room confrontation is all about Allison finding out Jen made some comment about what Allison was wearing 2 fucking days ago. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALLISON. Now she's talking about Jen being "how old" and being "judgemental". GIVE ME A BREAK.

Allison says "I've been nothing but cool about this whole Ryan situation and I don't know if you're jealous of me... you are obviously insecure because you give a fuck about what I wear". Allison is starting to get upset. HIGH AND MIGHTY Allison is enjoying talking down to her. Now she says she doesn't care about her opinion and how she's "so old" yet she's confronting her and how she's now suddenly "a beautiful girl" and ugly inside.

Jen says everyone's true colors are coming out and there's a whole lot more to come out. YES ALLISON SHE MEANS YOU. Allison is loving how she knows that Jen is going home this week and will have the last laugh. Jen implies that Allison is going home and Al