April 28, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Bunky Interviews Robyn Kass, Allison Grodner
Apparently the audio for these interviews suck so bad that you have to turn your volume higher than normal, just don't forget to turn it back down when you watch your porn right after.
In the other interviews with the houseguests Bunky comes onto Matt so fucking hard it's embarrassing that it makes Matt very very uncomfortable. In Chelsia's interview she reveals she's very BITTER that James didn't hug her after he won his Jury prize money, like I pointed out in my write up, and I knew she was going to take it personally. James at one point tried to interrupt her interview and kiss her and she denied him twice and he got the hint something was wrong and she told him.
James, still an immature little brat, goes about on his way and later gets interviewed by Bunky. He continues to hate on everyone in the house, wanting them to "burn in hell" and how he doesn't plan on putting his 35,000 dollars he collected in the house to any real good use. He plans to blow it all before he gets back on the road on his bike. Bunky even suggested putting it in the bank and James doesn't want to do that either. One wonders if someone is after him if he ever collects money...
April 27, 2008
Big Brother 9 | GTVB's Final Bromance Feed Capture
Don't forget, the live finale airs tonight on CBS! I am still predicting a Ryan win by a 4 to 3 vote.
Natalie, Matt, Chelsia and Joshuah voting for Ryan.
Sharon, Sheila and James voting for Adam.
I can't wait to see if my end game prediction is on point or completely way the fuck off.
Update: I was wayyy the fuck off. Expect a final write up tomorrow regarding the pathetic bullshit finale.
And what's this? Big Brother Australia starts this Tuesday night and the official website has been revealing the houseguests one by one. Now usually Big Brother Australia is known for what America just did with season 9 and that is casting 20 somethings with long schlongs and horny twats but this brand new eight season Big Brother Australia has cast...
A female little person, a grandmother, a muscled Roswell alien loving nutjob and they all have to do what Tila Tequila already made her houseguests do for her show... all sleep in one giant bed. Sorry BBA, America's been there and done that.
Check out Big Brother Australia for videos and more at their official website.
April 8, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Get The FUCK Out Already!
April 4, 2008
Big Brother "Conned" Adam Into Keeping Their Boy Wonder James Off The Block. Natalie May DOR Due To BB Manipulation
Here in this video by xx200xx we find out that Adam wanted OUT of the Diary Room to talk to his group and BIG BROTHER "conned" him and how they kept telling Adam "this is a good move for you". Adam calls Big Brother "fucking assholes".
Now Natalie gets angry when Adam figures out that Big Brother purposely took her out of the HOH room when James was crying his "heart" out to Adam. She wants to WALK OFF THE SHOW if James wins POV. She's mostly upset about Big Brother supposely letting James have some kind of advantage because they've already told James in the Diary Room that if he wins POV again this week he'll break some 9 year record for the show, how no one has won POV's four times in a row, back to back.
April 1, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Get The FUCK Out Of There Already!
March 31, 2008
Big Brother 9 | I Miss Matt's... Body
March 28, 2008
Big Brother 9 | James Versus House... & Sheila
Sorry but this fucker deserves it. He CHOSE to play this game very DIRTY and with this bullshit hypocrisy rants about how he's all about getting revenge on everyone on a "silver platter" and how "stupid" the house was to vote him back in, which they were.
JAMES DID THIS TO HIMSELF. He has no one to blame but himself. This week after week battle is all his own fault and all I want is for him to admit it. Had Sharon played a similiar game style to James she would be the number one target but she didn't. JAMES DID. There's a reason this fight night happen and James just needs to admit he did it to himself for the way he played. Not saying he shouldn't play the game this way but what the fuck did he expect?
Now James feels the need to put everyone in their place and he really needs to be put in his place. At least Adam, Sheila, Natalie and Ryan got into it and it wasn't just Sheila versus James which it shouldn't have never been. It should have been one alliance against the other and it was.
Update: James won POV and he's here to stay another week. FUCK!
March 25, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Get The FUCK Out Of The House Already!
Hope Chelsia just lets everything go in the sequestor house with Matt and I hope she just has some fun with him. Game is fucking over with those 2. Just drink, suck each other's nipples, finger bang each other, share some laughs, make fun of everyone left in house, have a GAY OL' time at James' expense.
March 22, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Chelsia & Natalie's KITTY CAT FIGHT!
Meeeoooow Bitch! After the fight Chelsia and Joshuah wanted to get ketcup and throw it on her and tell her it was the blood from the babies she had 2 abortions in her early years. Big Brother stopped them. Chelsia then hid Natalie's makeup but then was made to feel like an immature brat by James and she went back to the hiding spots to return the missing items. Chelsia is crashing and burning in the house. FUCK HER.
March 19, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Our Chunky "Bisexual" Bear Stays!
It's happening. Ryan, our Chunky "Bisexual" Teddy Bear stays in the house for another week! Whether our erections like it or not Matt is getting evicted by a very super jealous James. Matt's done nothing to him in this game except be himself and for some reason James just has to get Matt out. I'm betting it's some psycho babble bullshit from James' high school days where hunky bullies beat up on him or something like that. Either way Ryan stays!
If I had HOH I'd so make out with Ryan in that king size bed.
If you're "shocked" that I used BISEXUAL to describe Ryan now let's get you caught up as to why I say this. I've caught him via photos eyeing a shirtless Matt in the bathroom, he supposely has "good GayDar", knows how much gay porn stars make, was the first to assume Matt was a "gay" porn star rather than a straight porn star, talks about James' big monster dick as if it was the "norm" thing to do in the house, never thought about Matt being a gay porn star as "digusting" like Natalie thought it would be and because I HAVE GREAT BISEXUAL-DAR!
March 16, 2008
Diary Room/Allison Grodner Gets James To Backdoor Matt This Week Over Ryan & Adam, James' Original Targets!
Again FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER AND FUCK YOU ALLISON GRODNER. You can't hide shit from anyone.
I mean yeah it's not like MY money that James is getting, but maybe it is in a kind of weird way because I pay for the live feeds and Showtime [I've had Showtime before Big Brother After Dark started by the way] and what am I to expect ever since Allison took over the show and we started to see game manipulation from Big Brother itself during the All Star season when nearly all the all star contestants were onto the Diary Room fuckers trying to fuck with the game...
I just can't understand why Allison can't just let the game play out. So the fuck what if James leaves, he goes and the game continues. Allison, LET JAMES GO! With Big Brother getting James to take out Matt this week is pretty much Big Brother taking out the ONE person who really wants James out. Natalie may also want James out after this move but then once the Blow Job stories come out and how Matt was giving the camera thumbs up Natalie may no longer feel angry with James and almost maybe give him a blowjob to thank him for getting rid of Douche Bag Matt.
James has this game won. I mean what did I tell from the start of this show. I hated Maggie from the start in season 6 and she won. I hated Mike from the start in season 7 and he won. I hated Dick from the start of season 8 and he won. Now I hate James from the start of this new season and I'm betting he's going to win it all. My asshole instincts are never wrong.
March 15, 2008
Natalie Wants/GETS A 3rd & Epic 4th BlowJob! Plus Blowatalie Told Matt "I Need Some Protein"
Matt FINALLY tells his BOYS James, Adam and Ryan that Natalie has given him 2 blowjobs, that she swallowed both times and that he gave the cameras a smile and thumbs up. WHAT?!?! Oh Matt, learn to shut the fuck up sometimes! Ohhh Natalie is either going to be pissed he did the thumbs up bullshit or she'll laugh while she goes down on him. Check out the BOYS SEX TALK above.
Then later Natalie carefully and playfully begs for a blowjob from Matt IN FRONT OF RYAN AND ADAM! She then jokes saying "I Need Some Protein".
Then later she gets her wish! And Matt even lets Natalie KISS him, something he hated doing with her. Thanks xx2000xx for the videos! And can you believe she did it with Ryan and Adam "sleeping" in the room. Ohhh Blowatalie!
Update: WHAT DID I SAY! What the fuck did I say! James just told Joshuah that Natalie gave Matt a blowjob in the house! BLOWATALIE'S secret is out! Later Joshuah tells Chelsia and now the entire house and world knows, except for Sheila.
Update: Natalie gave Matt a 4th blowjob last night. Man, I doubt any other FEMALE contestant in the seasons to come will EVER top Blowatalie! Remember, I said FEMALE! Had Neil not been cast this season and let's say a "surfer Abercrombie type" gay houseguest was cast instead we'd see 39 blowjobs from Joshuah because we all know how much of a whore he is and he did say his type is the "surfer Abercrombie type". I'd expect some cocky Gay muscled asshole would have used Joshuah's mouth every night. There's always next season!
March 14, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Alex's Epic Quest For A 6 Pack
I'm still hoping Big Brother and that BITCH Allison Grodner puts Alex back in the house because America DID vote the fucker back in, NOT JAMES. I was saving some of my screencapture pictures for his return because it was pretty obvious that he was going to be picked to go back in. But since Allison's personal twist didn't allow that to happen we are Alex-less again. DAMN IT YOU BITCH!
Update: Alex is NOT returning to the Big Brother house. AT ALL! He wrote in his MySpace account about the whole "ordeal".
Current mood: grateful
Well its official... I’m home!!! My Big Brother roller coaster ride is over and boy was it a crazy ride.
First and foremost I want to thank everyone for their incredible support. From what I hear the voting was pretty overwhelming and I am taken back at the response I have gotten from the Big Brother fans. For all of you who took the time out of your days this past week to try and help me get back in... I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I’m sorry it didn’t lead to anything in the game but just know that it honestly touches my heart. I obviously have some feelings about the whole ordeal that took place but I’m going to save that for another time. Only positive thoughts in this blog lol
I only wish I had a chance to play the game as a single because I think you would have saw a totally different Alex in there. I do think its funny though that many people thought if I got back in the game I would be re-aligning with Matt.... I had a different plan in mind but yet again that doesn’t really matter at this point. Overall the BB experience was amazing and I don’t regret it for a second.
Last night I came home to many family members and friends welcoming me home and it was pretty amazing. I’m already getting back into the swing of things as far as my regular life goes.
I am going to take a much needed vacation next week to enjoy some R&R. (living with Amanda in a sequester house absolutely doesn’t count lol) So this will be a good chance to get away from the game (and talking about the game) for a little while.
Once again I want to thank everybody so much. Hopefully when Big Brother All-Stars 2 comes rolling around you can pull off an even bigger voting miracle and I’ll get my second chance at winning this thing.
Big Brother 9"
Then check out out all his fan responses were they nearly all feel he got "screwed" by the show aka Allison.
March 10, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Matt says "America Doesn't Like Gay People.."
Let's catch you up on the events leading up to this comment. Joshuah and James were backstabbed by people they intended to backstab next week once they "used" them this week to do what they wanted by getting Matt out, not because of his comments but because he's a physica threat in the game.
After the POV ceremony James was backdoored and put on the block for eviction this Wednesday. Joshuah, James and Chelsia started spewing out insults, talking about Natalie's abortions, pickle juice is thrown in Natalie's face and ice is thrown in her face as well, they hid Natalie's bible, it's just really bad yet fun in the house.
Then Joshuah talked about going after Sheila and making fun of her and her son, Joshuah has already started going after Natalie and her "mentially ill" mother and finally Matt stood up to him by telling him how his own mother would be looking at him on how he treats women. Chelisa tries to point out that Matt isn't any better but Matt points out that Joshuah attacks Amanda and her dead father, Allison and her look, now Natalie and her "mentally ill" mother and now he wants to go after Sheila and her son and Ryan for supposely being a "racist" in the house.
So after hours of fighting in the house and insults thrown back and forth we get this...
At around the 8:55 mark. Natalie starts in about how "America is going to hate them" aka James, Joshuah and Chelsia for how they acted on the rest of the house when plans didn't go their way. Then Matt, being the douche bag idiot he is announces "America Doesn't Like Gay People. That's Why Gay Marriage isn't allowed. No offense I love Gay people, don't get me wrong. I have Gay friends but I don't like that mother fucker downstairs".
Matt turns to the cameras when he knows he let his own personal truth slip and starts talking to the cameras midway through his speech. Oh Matt. you're still fun to look at it, make fun of and fun to jerk off to. Keep up the douche bag persona!
Update: As Joshuah heads outside to take in some sun with James and Chelsia, James jokingly calls Joshuah "faggot" and "fudge packer" and Joshuah plays along as if using these words are fine. So Joshuah shouldn't be upset if Matt uses them against him because if he really feels those words are hurtful he really should have told James to please not use those words around him.
Actually Joshuah said "fudge packer" brought back "memories" for him. I know, Joshauh is a piece of crap. Joshuah then calls himself a "fag" while Natalie and Shanon lounge nearbye. Natalie closes her eyes while Sharon listens in with her eyes open.
Joshuah starts talking about his dad and how he wants Joshuah to bring home a "man" and not a "girlie man" and that if he brings home a "girlie man that Joshuah might as well be a woman". Joshuah thinks that's cool of him. He says his parents will "never reject his son". Sharon continues to listen in the whole time, eyes open.
Now Joshauh says he only dates "Ambercrombie, manly men, with muscles bigger than him" type guys. That Neil was "too old" for Joshuah and not his type and how Neil was more "settled down" while Joshuah is still in "party mode". Joshuah is more into the "cali blue eyes blonde hair" type "Abercrombie" guys. Matt is also outside with Sheila getting a tan. Listening to all this.
OH MY GOOD GAWD, Chelsia then mentions that one of her "best friends wants to fuck her brother". WHAAT?
March 8, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Random House Vsuls
March 7, 2008
Big Brother 9 | The House Douche Bag Get Shirtless
The more I watch of Matt on the feeds the more I can't wait to see his demise in the game. Natalie is FINALLY catching onto the HATERS CLUB and is trashing Matt around the house but there's still some talk from Blowatalie about how she should be the only person to make out with him and use Matt "sexually" when/if she gets HOH.
Uh oh! Matt just found out about the "ladies" of the house, Sheila, Sharon, James, Joshuah wanting to get to Ryan to backdoor him. Once he found out this plan was created by Joshuah and Sharon Matt utters...
"That FUCKING FAG, I'll send his FAGGOT ASS home!" cries Matt about a homosexual man trying to get him out of the house. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
What are we to expect from a house of 20 somethings who were cast on their antics rather than their useless brillance.
March 1, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Ryan Eyes Something...
February 27, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Ryan's A Sexy Chunky Teddy Bear
February 25, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Chelsia & Natalie's Striptease Show
For those horny readers who asked for it, here it is. Thanks to hamsterwatch for uploading material that really should be deleted. For more of a viewing pleasure play all four at once and try not to jerk off while other people are in the house, you'll get caught.
And thank the BB Gods that Matt and Natalie are on their way out the door so we can get back to a game where backstabbing and confrontations are the norm. Shaking my head at how low the show has gotten but then again it's better than most of the crap on TV.
Big Brother 9 | James Kisses Joshuah, Shows Off Erection!
Big Brother 9 houseguests had a fucking wild night. Here's the quickish recap. Natalie and Chelsia wanted to put on a strip show for the houseguests. Joshuah wanted to be included and all there were in the HOH room getting "their hair did" and putting their fun whore-ish make up done. Joshuah even talked about "giving something for the girls" in their strip show.
Once they head downstairs Natalie and Chelsia compete for fake money and do everything that can either be described as "nasty" to "disgusting" to "fuckin' hawt" to "wicked hawt". These 2 are kissing, rubbing their breasts on faces, at one point Chelsia slaps Ryan on the face, Joshuah dry humps Chelsia on the ass as if he was pounding her asshole, both ladies go topless but pathetically attempt to cover their nipples with the fake money and/or their hands, Chelsia slaps Natalie's covered pussy, good GAWD it was borderline Showtime soft porn... wait it WAS Showtime Soft Porn.
Then somehow the strip show ends with Natalie winning and then a HOH key is thrown into the pool. It took less than a minute before everyone minus Amanda, Sheila and Alex are in the heated pool, some naked- JAMES!, and less than a minute later both Chelsia and Natalie are kissing. Right after that everyone starts kissing everyone in the pool, except Ryan, who's trying to stay faithful to his girlfriend Jen who just recently got evicted.
Now it isn't caught on the Sho2 After Dark airing but I did see it on the live feeds when James went for the kiss with Joshuah! Well first it was Chelsia screaming she wanted to kiss a "gay" guy and then Natalie quickly followed and then he had a three way kiss with both of the girls that then lead to Joshuah kissing James!!!
After several kisses between various different houseguests the pool party was strongly encouraging Matt to kiss Joshuah. He would only push his muscled body into Joshuah's body and kiss Joshuah's neck but NOT HIS LIPS. James started in on Matt about "if you're a real man you would kiss him" speech but Matt wouldn't budge.
Then James gets out of the pool with a HUGE ERECTION and heads for the sliding glass doors to get Amanda, Allison and Sheila. They want NO part in the fun outside and wish to remain inside. James then comes running back with his LARGE AS FUCK erection swaying back and forth slapping his thick thighs. He then jumps into the pool and his hard dick slaps his stomach as he splashs in. Matt started laughing because all he saw was a giant dick about to hit his face when James jumped in.
Finally the kiss fest ended and people started going inside to shower and clean up. James, who now suddenly feels he can kiss nearly any woman in the house, goes up to Sharon to kiss her on the couch in the bathroom. She turns her head and laughs but cleary is not into James making out with her whenever he wants. Next up James heads for the hallway to try to kiss Amanda who covers her mouth in shock and is pushed back into the wall by James who stands there puzzled another girl in the house DOESN'T want to kiss him.
He then says "I'm not going to give you HIV through the mouth" that leads her to run away towards the kitchen. Everyone laughs of course but James the porn star is out of control thanks to his always erect dick and blue balls.
Amanda then was called into the Diary Room to tell the houseguests to all get ready to come into the Diary Room together to talk about what happened tonight. I'm expecting this to air on the show... Really CBS? You're going to air this? Well, they DID air the footage of Zach streaking last year to the pool so this tonight makes last year look like a kid's afternoon show!
Oh GAWD, Amanda and Sheila inform Natalie that her "butthole" was showing during the strip show and they saw it and probably the cameras- THANK GOD I DIDN'T! Natalie's response... "OH no!" and "Once you've seen one butthole you've seen them all".
Allison then says James is like "seriously a good kisser" in agreement with the rest of the house. Sheila wants to kiss James and tells him that but James has told the other guys behind her back that her breathe stinks and reeks.
Then James admits that he tried to masturbate in the shower but once the camera positioned to get a better shot of him jerking off he stopped. WHAT THE FUCK? Why? James stands outside with Adam and Ryan and asks "So... what's next... I ready to see some pounding- I want to watch someone FUCK dude". LOL! And then James talks about how he has "all these Trojans I've got to use" before he leaves. WHAT?
Now in the couch bedroom Natalie, Matt, Alex, Ryan and Sharon get an STD course and prevention speech from Amanda that causes Matt to say "my boy had it and he had to get these things burned off his wee wee". Amanda is prudiesh for a fucking reason, she knows her shit about STD's and people are not willing to listen but more so make fun of her.
Sho2 After Dark ends with a debate about STD's and Genital herpes and HIV with Amanda being aggresively made to look like an idiot by the people who are listening to her. Everyone has their own points in the argument based on their own personal experiences yet Amanda is just either wrong or doesn't have the correct information even though she works in the medical field and claims to take courses on these type of matters.
February 24, 2008
Big Brother 9 | GuyTVBlog Stats Since Start Of BB9 Updates
To the 2 readers who don't believe me that my readership for GuyTVBlog.com has shot way the fuck up since I started covering Big Brother 9, well here's your proof. I can't help but update on my favorite reality show when there's in fact a huge audience coming back to see what's going on with the show.
"M" wrote "Ummm, maybe these hits you are getting are people - like me and Sad Jack - who are checking (with a decreasing frequency) to see if your Big Brother obsession is over.
But 14,000 hits? And only 5 comments this week, one being you? You might want to check your counter."
Just because I don't get 100 comments per post doesn't mean people aren't visiting. OhlalaParis/Mag boosts over "30,000,000 Million readers" yet hardly has any comments in their posts. Fuck if I know why that is but that's how some blogs operate based on their readers. The readers either want to respond or they don't want to. But people are returning to find out what's happening with their updates and now with my Big Brother 9 coverage here on GuyTVBlog.com.
Again I will post other non Big Brother 9 related TV material but please be fully aware that many fans of the show, including myself, continue to be shocked [with our jaw dropped] by the unbelieveable happenings of the first ever winter edition of this reality show.
Thank you again for your continued concern and interest in GuyTVBlog.com, progamming here will continue as scheduled with BB9 updates as well as TV related updates. I am also looking into making 2 posts a week devoted to other non related BB9 content so hopefully that'll keep my other readers who hate BB9.
Big Brother 9 | Matt Obviously Gives Great Oral
Live Feed Update: UH OH! Adam was caught sometime around 1 to 2 am in the morning eating actual food when he and his "soulmate" Sheila are suppose to be on Big Brother slop for 24 hours. Last season Jen went nuts eating actual food while she was suppose to be on Big Brother slop and was suppose to get a penalty nomination but due to the course of the game recieved an "extra vote" against her for eviction. Now this new season Adam has eaten something other than "slop" after midnight after the food restrictions returned. Are we going to have 3 nominated couples come Wednesday?
February 23, 2008
Amanda's Seizure, Allison's Taken Away & Sheila Vs Allison!
I mean what the fuck! I leave to go out for the night and I return to an evil kitty cat fight between Sheila and Allison, Amanda fainting from not having enough sugar from being on the slop restrictions and Allison having an allergic reaction from eating a fucking peanut. Now both Allison and Amanda are out of the house getting medical attention and Chelsia remains to be a mega cunty twaty bitch well after the aftermath of Amanda's episode. She and James were talking in the HOH room and this stupid twat is talking herself up to believe that it was okay for what she said about Amanda when she heard she fainted and how Amanda was all about attention and was "faking" it. James makes her look like a rancid shit stain on my running shoes when he tells her he didn't for one second think Amanda was faking it.
FUCK YOU CHELSIA. Your black heart deserves no respect.
"And you know what?!?! Yeast Infection, I don't think so!" says Allison in her evil kitty cat fight with Sheila who returns with "Oh give me a break. You've probably haven't gotten laid in YEARS!" Ohhhh you gooo "Ma", give that Twat a taste of truth!
Update: The houseguests are called into the Diary Room just ten at night to be informed that both Amanda and Allison are returning to the game, that flowers are in the storage room as the houseguests requested to give the girls when they return and Amanda got some pills to take with her slop this week so this won't happen again. The houseguests on slop were also told they can eat for 24 hours because of what happened to Amanda.
Amanda returns to the house and gets an awkward hug from Joshuah, kinda sincere and kinda full of shit at the same time. At least his heart isn't as black as SUPER CUNT Chelsia's.
February 22, 2008
Big Brother 9 | James Naked... Again & Natalie Strips... Kinda
I had my Quad Cam on and was able to see Natalie give Matt, Adam, Alex, James, Chelsia and Amanda a strip tease in the Sauna Room. She was fumbling and kinda rusty but managed to pull off some good moves here and there. Even Chelsia got into the action by removing Natalie's bra and MAN HANDLING her breasts.
Natalie's dancing kept causing all this new prudish behaviour from Amanda and when James announced it was Amanda's turn she FREAKED THE FUCK OUT twice and finally escaped the room even though she volunteered to watch.
And later when I had my stupid ass had the Quad Cam on James got into the shower and then opened up the door to show the WORLD his gigantic unaroused penis. Very bushy might I add. The pics should have been clear as day as my other captures but since it was on Quad Cam they came out choppy. But at least you see what happened last night. And it's not like it's the first time we're seeing James' giant dick... it's just the first time on the feeds.
Thanks again for xx200xx for uploading copyrighted material!
February 21, 2008
Big Brother 9 | James Tries To Make Out With... A Girl!
Grossssss! I know! James do this with Joshuah, not her!
Ha! ha! Here's something funny. When you type in "Big Brother Blow Job", guess who comes up! GTVB! Yeah! And Don't forget about Matt & Natalie's new love term, BLOWMANCE!
Posted by guytvblog at 3:22 AM
February 20, 2008
Big Brother 9 | James Does Official Gay Sex Porno! Yeah!
I can't believe it. I thought it was just solo videos but WOW! Now that the word is out Dirty Boy Video dot com is having a fuckin' field day with this Big Brother 9 "Crazy James" houseguest. Check out their official page with this write up...
"If you've tuned into CBS's "Big Brother 9" this season then you're already familiar with "Crazy James". This sexy, tattooed mega-hottie was smoking up our screens long before his TV debut! He biked across the nation straight to our doors and straight into the asses and mouths of a few of the lucky boys in our porn stable! Here he is challenging Colin to try and get to the base of his massive cock. After watching this video you'll see for yourself that its more like Big Brother 10"!"
Apparently PornoStar James has done more than one video with this site! He's fucked other guys and pushed his enourmous dick into other guy's mouths... I mean what's next James? A Watersports Video? A Bisexual porno tape? And why isn't he letting Joshuah suck his dick like Matt is letting Natalie suck his?!?!
Wow. Just Wow. If you really want to check out a video clip of his big ol' dick getting sucked by another guy then click here! But don't worry about signing up with the site to see the full video because I'm sure the video is already out there somewhere ready for free downloads.
I mean holy shit, how many more porn posts do I have to devote to this guy's schlong?!?!
Thanks for the tip "gary"!
Update: OH MY GAWD, there's more!?!?! It NEVER ends! Why couldn't Matt be the guy with the porn star past? James in gay porn is sooo yesterday now. And again, there's no need to sign up for these sites, I expect all these videos to be uploaded on message boards across the land for free downloads. Save your money.
You know all this porn work with James makes you think. He once said in the house that he is a "retired ex gay stripper" so I guess that REALLY means he's a "retired gay porn star". It's obvious that he replaced the word "stripper" with "gay porn star". Oh and yes there even is a video out there where James inserts another man's penis into his mouth.
Oh James, tell Joshuah in the house all about your gay porn past and he'll never nominate you or evict you. Yes Joshuah is that easy, remember it has been mentioned in the house that he has slept with 200 guys. Or wait, is that an out of control rumor like when Joshuah used the word "rape" to describe Amanda's description of what Alex did to her in bed. Joshuah's a whore. Can't stand him. Neil, now we understand why you fled that house.
February 19, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Blowmance Replaces Shomance This Season!
I recieved another email from another GTVB reader who tells me the newest term around the net for Natalie and Matt this season is "Blowmance". I laughed so fucking hard and out loud, literally out loud that someone came in the room to ask me what the hell was so funny.
Top that Dr. Will with your crappy Showmance/Shomance bullshit.
And as for Natalie. Woman, OWN this image you've created of yourself. I'm sure she'll get paid lots of money to pose for Playboy magazine and get some naughty lingerie line going after this. She'll be fine, she was a stripper for 5 years, she's been there and done that. Natalie, we all love you [whenever you get evicted and read this] and make this situation into a money making new life.
Big Brother 9 | Another Blow Job In The House? I Wish!
At around 2:24am in the morning on February 19th Chelsia jumped in Matt's bed playing around as she looked for James' pillow. Natalie is quick to come into the dark bedroom to find out who's in Matt's bed. Chelsia leaves after a minute or so and Natalie crawls into bed with Matt. Adam, in the next bed, asks Natalie "Do you love bedtime, in this house?" that causes Matt to laugh the fuck out loud! Matt also loosened his draw string sweat pants before he crawled into his bed.
Matt leaves for a second and Chelsia jumps in asking Natalie "Is that what you're sleeping in tonight. Is that a bra you're sleeping in?" to which Natalie says she gets hot. Natalie then tells Chelsia that "Matty never tries anything. He knows better. We're established a friendship. We might cuddle but that's it." Ohhh NATALIE!
She then asks Natalie "What is that smell?" to which Nat says "It's my cough drop" but Chelsia says "It smells like Mr. Clean or SOMETHING". Chelsia is laying in the blow job bed!!
James then comes into the room with Matt and James crawls into Natalie's bed and spoons Chelsia who loves to sleep naked. After 10 minutes or so Chelsia and James sleep in Natalie's bed. Natalie is wide the fuck awake. Matt lays in Adam's bed which is next to them.
Come on Natalie, give us a blow job and pull the covers off of you both when you're "working" for us all to see.
After some minutes pass James and Chelsia leave and Matt crawls into bed. He denies a "cuddle" from Natalie but then hugs her to shut her up. Matt is literally at the edge of the bed as Natalie lays next to him, her head against his muscled, beautiful douche bag back. Get a hint BB Blow Job Queen!
Nothing happens. Apparently Matt hurt his shoulder earlier today when he was laying down with Sharon. Let me lick your wounds Matt, LET ME LICK YOUR WOUNDS!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:37 AM
February 17, 2008
Big Brother 9 | James Swings His Big Ol' Dick Around
Oh My God. There's so much going on on this house. Here's a section from my updates detailing James' revelations!
Day 10: Just around midnight most of the houseguests are in the hot tub, more so the new bubble hot tub. Chelsia and Natalie get disgusted when James reveals he doesn't "shave down there". He says he's shaven before- GAY JERK OFF VIDEO- but now he doesn't- WHAT?
James just revealed that he is an ex Gay Stripper! "Retired" that is. Oh yeah, Natalie is butt naked in the bubble hot tub, using bubbles to cover her yucky female naughty bits. Now James reveals one nut hangs lower than the other due to "cancer" but it was malignant. OH man Joshuah just made a comment about how the Big Brother people were "rude" to him because the other day he was playing with his microphone. How dare anyone be "rude" to Joshuah, I mean he doesn't deserve it... RIGHT?!?!
Oh YES! James just was dared to show off his dick and he drops his pink underwear and starts to sway his big ol' dick back and forth between his legs. His dick is so big that he catches it between his legs that you can see it on the other side. Parker leaves thinking it was disgusting and Natalie, the new PRUDE of the house, claims to have never seen anything like that and was not at all pleased he did that. GIVE ME A BREAK YOU BLOW JOB STRIPPER.
Alex freaks out when James next reveals that he tried to suck his own dick. James' dick is just monster huge so he admits he has tried. Alex says "that is fucking gr-" and then doesn't finish his statement but he's clearly "scared", whatever that means. James is the star of the show at the moment.
Big Brother 9 | Matt Receives 2nd Blow Job From Natalie!
Oh Sweet Big Brother you can hear Natalie slurping, gagging, choking- How big is Matt's dick by the way, do tell the other girls Natalie! Ohh Natalie is hooked on Matt's dick. She's pretty good cause Matt's lips just quivered a bit, he's enjoying it.
Matt's breathing is rapid and broken. She gets faster. Bed shaking a bit. Someone snoring loudly in the background. Camera zooms back and you can see the outline of her body, holy fuck that's loud gagging! Matt suddenly gets quick thinking because someone may be up and he grabs a pillow to protect Natalie's bopping head under the covers. He's a pro at night time blow jobs!
Matt's head jerks back and forth and as she gets back to work to finish up because Matt just came. The fucker even smiled before she popped her head from under the covers. She appears magically from under the covers and rests her head on his shoulder. Her puppy dog eyes looks into his face but Matt won't look at her. Her hand tries to bring Matt's lips to hers but he moves it in the opposite direction as to not kiss her.
At one point Matt opens his eyes to smile at the camera again but Natalie opens her eyes too and then pathetically kisses him on the neck. Oh SHIT. Matt says he has to use the bathroom. Right now his "boys" Alex and Parker at in the kitchen talking. Amanda is on the second floor easedropping.
Matt grabs his sweatpants, escapes quickly into the living room and puts them on in the living room. He jogs over to them and takes a seat at the kitchen table. He laughs, tells them he just got a blowjob from Natalie and then talks about getting a bj from here without even kissing her yet. Then both of the other guys laugh saying "this guy... getting blow jobs in the house".
Parker asks "did she swallow?" and Matt says yes and Parker goes "Wow. Impressive". Amanda lays in the couch on the 2nd floor and listens in and bows her head at one point in maybe utter disbelief at what's going on in the house, what's being said by these 3 douche bags.
All 3 men laugh again at Natalie giving Matt another blow job. Matt goes into more detail about Natalie's blow job techniques, something about doing it "sideways" . Parker says "at least you're getting some action". Parker then says he's going 10 days "without fucking releasing dude, I'm dying". But earlier in the day he talked about having no urge to masturbate. Hmmm....
Alex gets upset over Amanda giving him erections and "blue balls" during the night and then calls her a "fuckin bitch". Amanda seems hurt by all this but it's Amanda and who knows what the hell she's thinking at this point.
Now the 3 douche bags talk about how Natalie was talked by Matt into giving him a blow job. Minutes later Alex makes some not so nice comments about how he hopes Amanda is upstairs in the room and not out here. She hears EVERYTHING negative said about her and the other women in the house.
Then Amanda begs Big Brother to "please let me get caught sleeping in the common area" so the boys downstairs can think Amanda slept through all their talks.
Oh SHIT, here we go with these douche bags. I know Joshuah has been an out of control bitter cunty Queen but more power to him to get Alex, Parker and Matt out of the fucking house because this shithole just made a comment how Joshuah isn't playing the game, how he's keeping to himself [they have no idea he is the leader of the other side of the house] and that if Joshuah gets HOH that he would "save" Alex because Alex didn't put him up this week and that Joshuah is gay meaning since he's a gay person that he wouldn't vote out someone like Alex because he is another "cock" in this house to look at. Fucking Idiot Douche Bags.
Both Alex and Parker talk as if Joshuah is easily swayed by straight guys acting as if they are okay with homosexuality. Both Alex and Parker, not so sure about Matt, are very homophobic but believe they can control Joshuah because he's gay and into them sexually.
Video is now up thanks to xx2000xx who has to use another account after one of his many YouTube accounts got suspended. Check it out!
Posted by guytvblog at 5:17 AM
February 16, 2008
Big Brother 9 | James Has A Huge Porn Dick!
The gay porn detectives on the net have discovered James' Super Gay solo jerk off video! It comes from a sleezy website called "spys on dudes". This site really shows off James' HUGE dick and HUGE nut sac. Jaw dropping hot! When I first saw this guy before the season started I figured he'd be another Evel Dick wannabe but then James suddenly started coming off as charming in the house, funny, most likely to win [only if these house idiots don't realize he's a huge threat and get rid of him] and James may possibly have the biggest dick in the house. Maybe even bigger than Evel Dick's and ErPrick's from last season!
It seems he admitted on the live feeds that he did a solo jerk off video for some gay site to get money and thanks to people's online porn collections, here it is.
After the Jump feast your eyes on the Uncensored NSFW pic of James' Giant Dick. Have fun with this!
And it turns out he's kissing another guy in a Dirty Boys Video ad for another gay jerk off website. Once Joshuah finds out about all this he'll be on his knees for James and become the new slut of the house, he'll make Natalie look like an Angel.
Big Brother 9 | Matt's Massage With A Happy Ending
Oh damn. Now I suspect we either had a gay camera man working last night or a woman who loved filming this. Thank You! And his "happy ending" was a blow job from Natalie, someone who thinks she's better than Amanda, the true Queen of the house.
February 15, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Natalie Gives Muscled Matt A Blow Job!
Oh GAWD, Natalie then says that they have to wash their sheets to which Matt says "We'll do it tomorrow". Then Natalie tries to touch Matt and he's quick to say "Don't touch me. You're all sweaty". Girl got used by Matt because this boy can't stand her. She's just a mouth to him.
What's worse. Matt turns away from her and smiles BIG at the camera. He also makes her pinky swear not to tell anyone. Oh my gawd Matt, that's pretty fucking low.
Oh and the reason why I say Natalie is "just a mouth" is because someone commented on GuyTVBlog.com letting me know that Matt is Bisexual and very open about it yet I have not seen proof of that from Matt himself. I still think last season's blow job story from Nick was made up to get in good with the "gays" and I believe whatever comments come from Matt this season will be only for game play.
Wait, last night Matt did tell Alex, Parker and Amanda that he'd "suck" Joshuah's dick to get his vote for their alliance but of course it was in a joking manner. Matt said this after Alex made a comment about how he'd only grab Joshuah's dick to get his vote for their alliance.
Update: TRD's account has been suspended! And the video with the blow job is gone. Oh well. There seems to be another account with a different camera angle that pics up the audio of Natalie saying "I swallowed". Oh Natalie... don't ever make fun of Amanda again for anything because you blew a guy who treats you like shit in a matter of week's time. Please seek help. Watch the trainwreck video here.
Big Brother 9 | Alex Wants To Use Joshuah, Joshuah Is An Ass
Alex has made it known in the house to Matt, Natalie and Amanda that he plans on getting on Joshuah's good side to use him to his advantage. Nothing wrong with that, that's Big Brother, a way to playing the game but will Joshuah allow Alex to use him. Alex's actual quote was...
"I think I can add Joshuah and you[talking to Amanda] can add Sharon... because Joshuah is already telling me how he wants to fucking- not be with us but be in me so like I'll play that card If I have to, not literally put it in me but I'll play that card."
Does Joshuah hate or dislike Alex in any way? Here's the answer. He doesn't. Not yet at least. But he hates everyone else in the Good Looking people alliance.
During Sho2's After Dark airing Joshuah is in the couch bedroom talking with Allison. Here he reveals that he "hates" Parker, he can't stand Jen, he can't stand Matt and Amanda when they're together and then Alex walks into the room quickly followed by Amanda. They have a brief exchange of words, all fake ass bullshit whever everyone gets along and "loves" each other. Then both Alex and Amanda head back to the kitchen area.
Allison makes it known that she hates Amanda and she thinks Amanda is the "worst person I've ever met in my life" to which Joshuah claps and laughs in agreement. This encourages Joshuah to really open up and make himself come off as completely evil.
Of course Joshuah does this behind Amanda's back. The coward.
"She's the Devil. She's the Devil except she's too poor to afford Prada. She's the Devil minus the Prada. She's more like the Devil meets Old Navy. She's the Devil meets a thrift store. She needs to go sail back to her poor roots. Have fun in Minnesota. Who the FUCK lives in Minnesota? What is it? Is it a state?
No wonder her Dad committed suicide. If I was her Dad I would commit suicide too. With her as my daughter."
Wow. Just wow. If you don't know Amanda has revealed to the house that her father committed suicide, not sure why, but he did. Last night Parker made a comment about wanting to commit suicide for being paired up with Jen and when Amanda hears this she gets really upset and leaves making comments about how people should not say things like that around her. Parker is upset and shocked he made that comment knowing about her father's death.
Back to the new Catty Queen Joshuah, After he says this Twatty Allison SMILES after hearing this. A decent person brought up with an ounce of morals would have told Joshuah to NOT have taken it that far. I mean Joshuah barely knows Amanda, it's been what 7 or so days?!?! Come the FUCK ON! As both go their seperate ways they call Amanda "pathetic" and that this is all she has going for her, this show.
Having seen Amanda on the feeds now for a couple days this girl Amanda does not deserve this from Joshuah. Is Joshuah the new scumbag douche this season? Right now Amanda is my favorite player and this girl does not deserve this rancid male cunt treating her like this... but then again I treat all houseguests like shit so I guess everyone's allowed to be a cunt at some point.
I have yet to see Amanda talk personally about anyone in the house. I've seen Chelsia personally insult Amanda, behind her back, I've seen Sheila do it also, behind Amanda's back, and I've seen Allison do it and now we're seeing Joshuah do it, of course behind Amanda's back.
Expect Amanda and Joshuah to go at it in the coming weeks. I predict this won't be the only time Joshuah's dirty, pathetic mouth opens up and reveals personal insults toward Amanda, it WILL get back to her and they will have it out! This should be fucking good. I'd love to hear why Amanda deserves to be insulted in such a below the belt manner.
Joshuah would have fit perfectly in season 6 along with the Nerd Herd. PERFECTLY!
Ohhh, now Allison moves into the bathroom helping spread the Power HATE towards the Good Looking people with power this week. She encourges Sheila to continue the hate and here comes The Coward Joshuah with his MASTERPLAN. He wants to get Amanda out next week wih the back door method and he feels he's so cunning that she will never see it coming.
Joshuah heads outside continuing his Amanda tirade. Calling her a horse? Whatever Dumbassuah.
Uh oh! Later in the night Matt, Alex, Amanda and Parker are talking about getting Sharon and Joshuah to vote their way. Alex says "I'll grab his dick if I have to" to get Joshuah's vote and then Matt chimes in with "I'll Suck His Dick If I Have To" to which Amanda says "That's disgusting".
Damn.. they're all full of shit in the house but Amanda still doesn't deserve that "suicide" comment that Joshuah made.
Oh GAWD, Joshuah is outside with James announcing it "will go down" and that "the energy in the house is negative". COME ON Joshuah, you catty bitch. Later Amanda heads outside to find Joshuah, Natalie, Sharon, Chelsia and James out there. She hopes they are all voting out Ryan & Allison and everyone says yes. They, more so Joshuah, encourages Amanda that she looks good in her outfit but when Amanda leaves to go to the Diary Room Joshuah gets catty by implying that Amanda has fucked Alex already.
Um... Joshuah, I'm betting you'd be a slut with Neil if you could. Joshuah continues his personal attacks now on Parker as he stands outside. Chelsia, James and Sharon all laugh along and encourage him. Joshuah better be ready for a verbal fight with the Beautiful People or who they have titled "The Student Council" as if they were back in high school days.
Joshuah also makes a statement that he gets along with everyone but that these people get on his nerves. Tsk Tsk Tsk. For Shame Dumbassuah!
February 13, 2008
Big Brother 9 | GTVB's 1st Live Feed Vsuls!!!
BB9 Players: Parker is a hot mess. Jen talks too much about future events that will most likely NOT happen. Alex has this angry persona to him yet he isn't that much of an angry person. Amanda is very playful, she really is smart and does come off as dumb on purpose. Sheila continues to be annoying but isn't complaining as much. Adam is useless and unimportant while sporting a giant manly gut of a stomach.
Allison is a lush at everything she does, whether it's drinking or playing every side of the game. Matt is super adorable and just funny all around. Ryan is protective over Jen and doesn't seem to give a rat's shit about the game. Joshuah is emotional and can cry at the drop of a dime. Neil is hilarious making fun of Julie Chen and pretty much making fun of everything in the house... to their faces.
Natalie is just clueless as the guinea pigs in that house. James isn't as annoying as I thought he would be, he's actually kinda sweet and not obnoxious. Chelsia is quick to be a bitch behind your back and talk the most trash in the house.
February 10, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Shirtless Bodies Revealed & Spoof Pics Arrive
Every year message boards across the Big Brother land create funny and/or humorless images of the houseguests to describe how the viewers themselves feel about the show. The past few years I haven't given a good gawd shit about them, nor do I care too much about them this year but these 2 user created photos feature BB9's Natalie and James are just too worth your time.
Right now, as you read and as I type, the houseguests are playing the game. They already moved in this past Friday, they've had their first HOH [I'm assuming] and my tented shorts are hoping and praying that Gaisexual Joshuah and Super Gay Neil have already started making out for the cameras.
We'll all find out what the hell is going on when the show premieres Tuesday night with the live feeds starting right after! I can't fucking wait!