February 19, 2010
Game Wood | Red Dead Redemption's Cinematic Brillance One Can Salivate Over
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February 5, 2010
The Most Beautiful Wonderful Simply Awe Inspiring Super Mario Bros Wii Music Ever Created On This Planet Earth!!!!
My favorite part that makes my gamer heart skip a beat kicks in at the 1:04 mark. I FUCKING LOVE IT!
Posted by guytvblog at 3:07 AM | Comments (0)
January 17, 2010
Game Wood | Mass Effect 2's John Shepard! HOT DAMN!
Now bring on the gay influenced shirtless nude fan art!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:10 AM | Comments (0)
January 9, 2010
Game Wood | The 2 Hottest Street Fighter IV Guys, Ryu & Cody, Fight To The Muscled K.O.!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:41 AM | Comments (0)
December 28, 2009
Game Wood | God Of War 3's Newest Men To Tackle, Grab & Rip Apart
Epic yum! God Like Abs for days!!!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:57 AM | Comments (0)
November 29, 2009
Game Wood | I'm In Street Figther Lust Love With Cody, Guy And Even Juri!
More on Guy & Cody to come later this week. I'll be playing this game with an epic HARD ON!
Posted by guytvblog at 2:15 AM | Comments (0)
November 24, 2009
Game Wood | Final Fantasy XIII's Snow Villiers & Gadou
And damn it he's straight in the game. But not so sure about Gadou!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:01 AM | Comments (0)
November 18, 2009
Game Wood | Ellis The Young Dirty Mechanic!
Posted by guytvblog at 1:52 AM | Comments (0)
November 9, 2009
Game Wood | Yet Another Parody Of Lady GaGa's Poker Face... Pokemon Face!
Hey G4TV, put this song on Attack Of The Show!
Posted by guytvblog at 1:56 AM | Comments (0)
October 28, 2009
Game Wood | Super Street Fighter IV's Ryu & Ken Showing Off Their Super Giant Hot Game Feet! Plus That Is One Super Bad Ass Bitch!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:26 AM | Comments (0)
October 17, 2009
Game Wood | Hokuto Musou Shirtless With Gigantic Muscular Pecs
Posted by guytvblog at 12:06 AM | Comments (0)
September 18, 2009
Game Wood | Muscle Morphed Halo's Master Chief, Batman Arkham Asylum & Mortal Kombot's Scorpion
I like them better this way!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:12 AM | Comments (0)
September 9, 2009
Game Wood | Grand Theft Auto 4's The Ballad Of Gay Tony! Song Revealed! Patrick Cowley's Menenergy!
There's another trailer but this is the one that matters! Trying to find the name of the song featured in this trailer!
This song turns out to be a retro super Gay classic dance song that many super hot older men use to dance to when they once frequented the Super Retro Gay dance clubs back in the day.
One YouTube user wrote "Brilliant! My ex and I used to dance our tits off to this tune at Stages Disco in Toronto about one million years ago LOL! :-) Thanks for posting this and sending me back in time to my youth again:-)"
Posted by guytvblog at 2:07 AM | Comments (0)
June 30, 2009
Holy Dangling Game Nuts! This Is A Gay Gamers Ultra Club Party Mix Beat To Mastur- To Screw Other Gay Gaymers To!
Final Level Gametastic Gamegasm HOT!
Posted by guytvblog at 1:41 AM | Comments (0)
June 7, 2009
Game Wood | APB's Very Very Very Sexy Criminal!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:06 AM | Comments (3)
June 6, 2009
Game Wood | APB's Very Sexy Enforcer!
What is APB? The official website writes...
"Imagine a living breathing city, but for the first time ever an online one. Streets full of vehicles, thousands of civilians going about their daily life.
Now introduce 100 players to this online city. Their mission in life is to achieve fame and fortune, and achieve it fast.
Naturally many will take to a life of crime, feeding on the city, its people and its businesses.
The other players though, the enforcers, will feed on these criminal players.
What will the outcome be?
The great thing is, we don’t know. It’s an online sandbox. Many players will gain fame, fortune or notoriety. Alliances will be formed, rivalries will be bitter.
One thing we do know, every player will be unique. Thanks to leading edge technology, players can personalise their looks, clothing, vehicles and music.
Welcome to the next evolution of action games into the persistent online space."
APB | Official PC Game Website
Tomorrow I'll post the game's HOTTEST criminal players. It's worth the wait, trust me!
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May 24, 2009
Game Wood | Wii Punch Out's Hot New Redesigned Fighters!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:15 AM | Comments (0)
May 17, 2009
Epic Game Wood | Brutal Legend's Eddie "Beer Thick Dick" Riggs
But then I lost my Epic Game Wood when I found out Jack Black lends his voice, among other things, to the game's muscled "thick penis'd" star. Oh come on! Just look at him, you know his dick is Beer Can Thick! And the game itself does look "fucking awesome"!
Brutal Legend | Official "Fucking Awesome" Game Website
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May 13, 2009
Game Wood | Shirtless Gerard Butler From The Film, Gamer!
Gamer | Official Film Website
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May 2, 2009
Game Wood | Batman: Arkham Asylum's Ultra Muscled Bane!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:55 AM | Comments (0)
April 19, 2009
Game Wood | That Fighting Game... Wow... I Mean WOW!
Oh my Game Wood Is SO HARD!
Posted by guytvblog at 1:33 AM | Comments (0)
March 13, 2009
Game Wood | Resident Evil 5 Is Available NOW! Loving The Viral Campaign With Actors! Plus The Amazing Soundtrack!
Happy Friday the 13th fellow gay gamers!
Resident Evil 5 | Official Game Website
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March 8, 2009
Game Wood | Jake Gyllenhaal's Body As The Prince Of Persia
Posted by guytvblog at 1:00 AM | Comments (1)
February 18, 2009
Game Wood | God Of War 3's Epic Scale Trailer, Plus Kratos New Body!
Oh Wow Kratos! Take me in the wild during a storm... ram me so hard Kratos... please... I so need it.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:54 AM | Comments (0)
February 9, 2009
Game Wood | The Men Of Tekken 6, The Gorgeous Built Solid Men That Can Kick My Ass Any Day, In Game Mode That Is!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:33 AM | Comments (0)
February 7, 2009
Game Wood | Tekken 6's Muscle & Sweat Fighters
Posted by guytvblog at 12:59 AM | Comments (1)
January 30, 2009
Game Wood | Resident Evil 5's Chris "Bulging Biceps" Redfield
Oh man I can't wait to play this game and enjoy his bulging biceps over and over again.
Posted by guytvblog at 1:27 AM | Comments (0)
January 24, 2009
Game Wood | DC Universe Online's SuperBody & Super8PackAbs
Posted by guytvblog at 12:48 AM | Comments (0)
January 8, 2009
Game Wood | Hugh Jackman's Game Body! Oh Hot Pixelated Playable Wolverine Damn!
You can play Wolverine, all while completely erect, in your bedroom around May 2009.
Posted by guytvblog at 2:01 AM | Comments (2)
January 4, 2009
Game Wood | Batman: Arkham Asylum's Hairy Beefy Mental Patients
I'm really going to have a non stop erection while playing Batman: Arkham Asylum. I mean really... shirtless mental patients who have enough sense to hit the weights hard and grow hair in all the right places... hot fucking damn Batman: Arkham Asylum is going to be the hottest game any Gay Gamer can ever play this year.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:02 AM | Comments (0)
December 27, 2008
Game Wood | Endangered Handsome Cover Art Model
While attending a holiday party over the weekend I noticed a kid's game in the house featuring a very very very fucking handsome cover art model for one of those DS games. I just had to share it with all of you this holiday season. I need more of him.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:49 AM | Comments (1)
December 12, 2008
Game Wood | Castlevania Judgement's Simon Belmont
This game is already out, apparently shitty but the cover art is something you just have to taste. I mean the hardcore Castle fans hate the cover but I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:31 AM | Comments (0)
November 27, 2008
Game Wood | Play Shirtless All Day Long While Everyone Else Watches The "Big Game"
Have a Happy Thanksgiving GuyTVBlog.com readers! One more thing...
Posted by guytvblog at 12:23 AM | Comments (1)
October 30, 2008
Game Wood | Mortal Kombat Versus DC Universe's Bulges!
Posted by guytvblog at 2:03 AM | Comments (2)
October 22, 2008
Game Wood | Sarah Palin & Video Game Witch Bayonetta
Yep, my super cute geekish friend at my day job told me this and they both resemeble each other.
Posted by guytvblog at 1:04 PM | Comments (0)
September 24, 2008
Game Wood | Batman: Arkham Asylum
Ohhh, Batman sees his muscled prey. And from the way it looks Batman wants it rough. To see what the new Joker looks like in the Game Wood worthy game then by all means head on over to Gamespot.
Posted by guytvblog at 1:12 AM | Comments (0)
September 5, 2008
Game Wood | Dissidia: Final Fantasy's Jecht
And don't forget to check out Micoofy.com's newest discovery! Disney Villains drawn in a whole new way. Click the image below to check out Hades, Gaston, Captain Hook & Clayton!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:01 AM | Comments (0)
August 29, 2008
Game Wood | Oh.. My.. God.. The Joker's Fatality In Mortal Kombat Vs DC Universe Game
Posted by guytvblog at 5:59 AM | Comments (0)
August 24, 2008
Game Wood | Street Fighter IV's Super Dreamy Ryu
Posted by guytvblog at 12:06 AM | Comments (2)
August 17, 2008
Game Wood | Resident Evil 5's Chris "Bicep" Redfield
Oh please let there be a cinema scene that shows Chris working out in the heat, sweating shirtless.... those Resident Evil player shirts NEVER come the fuck off, this is the game to have it ripped off!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:53 AM | Comments (0)
August 12, 2008
Game Wood | Jake Gyllenhaal Is The Prince of Persia
Thanks Jared, you've given me and many others massive Game Wood!
And don't forget to check out another type of "hero". Head on over to Micoofy.com for all the visual details!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:16 AM | Comments (0)
July 29, 2008
Game Wood | Soulcalibur IV's Bodies Of Muscled Brute Force
These sweaty brute fighters need a theme song... I got it! Also, the game comes out today. Go get yours and play with a massive hard on!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:50 AM | Comments (0)
July 18, 2008
Game Wood | Resident Evil: Degeneration Teaser!
Ohhh I can't wait! I bow to Resident Evil, done right.
Posted by guytvblog at 5:01 AM | Comments (0)
June 22, 2008
Game Wood | Greg's Super Hunky Hula Hoop Challenge
um... if you haven't guessed it I want a Wii Fit really bad so my straight friends can do this... in front of me. Thank you Wii Fit.
Posted by guytvblog at 6:16 PM | Comments (4)
June 14, 2008
Game Wood | Prince Of Persia's 2008 Body
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June 6, 2008
Game Wood | Resident Evil 5's Chris "Beautiful" Redfield
Bravo to that trailer for Resident Evil 5! Brav-fucking-o! And now to see the same trailer but almost disected with insightful information then head back on over to Game Trailers for the GT Pop Block version of Resident Evil 5's 2nd trailer.
I wasn't the biggest fan of Resident Evil 4 even though I loved playing Leon Kennedy in the classic Resident Evil 2 but now after seeing the ever so breathtakingly beautiful Chris Redfield of Resident Evil 5... well I just may have to get back into playing with hunky animated men for long periods of time. I may just have to play in my boxers shorts to allow a maximum number of erections. Playing with a hard on is always fun.
Now if only Capcom would include a top secret scene that features Chris Redfield shirtless and showing off his muscular physique. Capcom, need to see how it's done? Check out Army of 2's Elliot Salem.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:43 AM | Comments (0)
May 24, 2008
Game Wood | The Incredible Body Of A Computerized Hulk!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:50 AM | Comments (0)
May 11, 2008
Game Wood | Street Fighter 4's Abel!
The other newest, even hotter Street Fighter IV character is Abel. He looks as if he injects steroids on a daily basis while also being a character who has no memory of his past whatsoever. All he knows how to do is fight and sweat all over me. With El Fuerte and now Abel... I may just need to drop my shorts and whack one off. How could you not get Game Wood with these 2?
Posted by guytvblog at 12:14 AM | Comments (0)
May 10, 2008
Game Wood | Street Fighter 4's El Fuerte!
The newest Street Fighter game is about to unleash an all new character for us to "play" with. His name is El Fuerte and he's a Mexican wrestler. Just know this Gay gamers, if you're with friends and you're playing this character, be sure to hide your erection or you'll be teased to no end! Better yet when the game comes out make El Fuerte fight himself and then whack off to them sweating all over the place as they fight for their muscled lives!
You know, that is if that sort of game toon fetish gets you off.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:18 AM | Comments (0)
March 27, 2008
Game Wood . Viking: Battle For Asgard's Skarin
Posted by guytvblog at 4:31 AM | Comments (0)
January 9, 2008
Game Wood . Kingdom Under Fire: Circle Of Doom
Posted by guytvblog at 12:43 AM | Comments (0)
December 15, 2007
Game Wood | Age Of Conan: Muscled Adventures
Actually it's Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures but dear Game Gods, this animated creation is someone to faint over. Do me hard Conan!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:21 AM | Comments (0)
December 8, 2007
Grand Theft Auto IV | Trailer Number Three
Mr. GuyTVBlog has massive Game Wood for this third trailer. Check out the High Definition 3rd Trailer now over at Rockstar Games. Or you can watch it on blocky YouTube...
And speaking of out of control vehicles...
Man oh man, first an epic HBO TV show gets the Big Screen treatment, then 1 of the greatest games ever to grace your TV screens gets a third trailer and finally the Matrix brothers bring us the next Big Screen TV show adapation, Speed Racer! Big Weekend for TV related Theatrical Trailers!
And now the retro fun Speed Racer remix song for shits and tight turn giggles. Oh, have even more spark plug grins by playing the track below and the trailer with the trailer volume turned all the way down. Move it GTVB reader, it's getting ugly out there.
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November 24, 2007
Game Wood | Relaxation Method #42
Get Drunk, eat salty nuts, pass out without a shirt and soon enough your "game wood" will soften.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:24 AM | Comments (1)
October 23, 2007
Game Wood | Street Fighter IV
Ohhh I can't wait! Let's remember back in the good ol' game days when we use to get tented shorts while playing with Ryu & Ken on your vintage 19 inch television screen.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:18 AM | Comments (0)
September 24, 2007
Game Wood | Army Of 2's Elliot Salem
Okay, let's get game serious. The game uses the tradegy of 9/11 to create an "Army of Two". Whether or not you agree with the use of the Twin Towers it's part of the game. Check out the HD game trailer that explains the story.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:42 AM | Comments (1)
April 27, 2007
Game Wood . Undertaker's Airborne Spiderman
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April 6, 2007
Game Wood . Playing With Your Self
If you're wondering, the 2nd video is a PSP import game... something called Work Time Fun aka WTF.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:18 AM | Comments (0)
March 26, 2007
Game Wood . Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune . Game Teaser
Can't you just smell his musky cologne scented sweat!?!?
Posted by guytvblog at 12:20 AM | Comments (0)
February 17, 2007
Game Wood . Gods & Heroes: Rome Rising
Gods & Heroes: Rome Rising . Official Game Website
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December 18, 2006
Game Wood . Bladestorm: The 100 Years' War
Posted by guytvblog at 12:22 AM | Comments (0)
November 17, 2006
Game Wood . PS3's Erection Material
If you got a PS3 today, here's a few game hunks that should give you well deserved Game Wood!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:44 AM
October 25, 2006
Game Wood . Smackdown Vs Raw 2007
Posted by guytvblog at 12:35 AM | Comments (0)
September 25, 2006
Game Wood . The Men In Gears Of Wars
Gears Of War . Official Game Website
Posted by guytvblog at 12:39 AM
September 8, 2006
Game Wood . The Men of Saints Row
Saints Row . Official Game Website
Posted by guytvblog at 12:08 AM
August 27, 2006
Game Wood . Splinter Cell 4's Sam Fisher
Splinter Cell . Official Game Website
Posted by guytvblog at 12:03 AM | Comments (0)
August 18, 2006
Game Wood . Dirge Of Cerberus' Vice
Dirge Of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII . Official Game Website
Posted by guytvblog at 12:09 AM
August 15, 2006
Game Wood . Untold Legends: DK's Brute
Welcome to a whole new post feature you'll find on GuyTVBlog.com. We all know the television is used for entertaintment and um... adult purposes but the television is also used for gamers who play various consoles such as PlayStation, XBox and Nintendo. We're all well aware of what the term "morning wood" means so I figured I'd name these new posts Game Wood. Here you'll find various male characters who should cause you, the closeted or openly gay, gamer to sport some serious "wood".
"Brute" is featured here from the game Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom. Check out the official website for video, screenshots and development news.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:40 AM
