January 31, 2008
The Gauntlet 3 | Episode Karma Hates Tyler & Nehemiah
So the episode starts off with Nehemiah and his very public rant towards Beth about her behaviour towards him on the last challenge as well as this current challenge. He really could have been a MAN about things and took Beth to the side and told her in private but he CHOSE to embarrass her in a public forum where NUMBNUTS Evan and incredibly worthless Kenny [I had to actually go back to the episode to find out this fucker's name, I couldn't remember it!] felt the need to clap in front of both Beth and Nehemiah as she gets talked down to by Nehemiah of all people. I mean who the fuck are these 2 jackasses, Kenny and Evan, they aren't even actual cast members, they were a desperate attempt at getting new "fresh meat" into the casts because other actual RW/RR cast members choose not to return to these shows.
And get this. Now Nehemiah is "kicking it" with an even bigger bitch that just happens to be named "Angel". Remember how much of a skank she was on the worst season of Road Rules that was ever created? Yeah... you've really stepped UP from Beth Nehemiah... Idiot.
The next challenge had to do with getting screwed and the vets ended up winning. They decided to save the crazy ass Brooke to which Brooke told the cameras she figured it was her new found lesbian love Ev who helped her get immunity this week. The veterns ended up putting in Jillian, I know right, who the fuck is that?!?! She then chose to go into the gauntlet with ANGEL!!!
Take that Nehemiah. After the guantlet challenge that had the girls going back and forth with some contraption Jillian ended up pushing Angel into a wall thus sending Angel home. Ohhh the look on Nehemiah's face was priceless. That's what you get for fucking with Beth. For some reason Karma is Beth's best friend. It was fun to watch Angel get sent home but she wasn't that big of a bitch as I hoped she would be. I figured her and Coral would go at it but they never did.
Last night we got 2 episodes so here we go again. Tyler starts it off with his new found lust for TV whore Ryan. Apparently Ryan isn't Tyler's type but he just wants him sexually. Ryan is not too thrilled at Tyler's new found erection toward him and basically turns Tyler down. Ryan actually enjoys not letting Tyler get what he wants. Ryan admits that they can make out when they are drunk but when they are sober that it won't go any further. Um... okay.
The next challenge has to do with pulling ropes and putting blocks of wood into other pieces. I know, crappy horrible challenge that was a waste of air time. Guess what, yep, the Veterns won AGAIN! This time our hunky, every so dreamy show host TJ threw in a curve ball before the veterns could deliberate. A new added rule was announced and that was no player can be "protected" twice in a row.
The veterns are forced to do something they hate to do. Think! They ended up saving Tyrie and with much love vetern player Johnny "Beefy" Banana sent Tyler into the Gauntlet. You see Johnny explained he is still very much angry that on their last challenge, The Duel, Tyler had the choice of going into the duel with any person and Tyler chose Johnny for some fucked up reason. Now Johnny got to have his revenge by sending in Tyler.
Apparently Johnny had some a good time announcing Tyler's demise that Tyler took it personally and went after Johnny, verbally that is. Tyler is "so angry" at the way "they" went about naming him to go into the Guantlet. Please, Tyler is Queen Bee at being a male cunt to everyone but when it happens to him it was just "rude".
Tyler goes to Johnny to tell him that he "needs the money" more than anyone else. The Tyler blow up got even bigger when he goes to most of the other team and starts announcing that he needs the money and pretty much hinting for him not to be sent into the gauntlet anymore. His Real World cast member Janelle even got into by adding her 2 cents.
Tyler hates the fact that everyone is against him on this. At the gauntlet the rookie team must decide who to throw into the gauntlet because Tyler won't make the decision. MAN UP Tyler and demand Ryan to go into the gauntlet!!! I mean what the fuck?!?!
It seems Tyler didn't want to make the decision but makes it clear through certain cast members his agenda is to get the beautiful Frank into the gauntlet and his wish is granted. After a tiring, sweaty guantlet Frank sends Tyler home.
Karma took care of Angel and Tyler and as a viewer I'm happy. Next up I want to see Evan and Kenny get dealt with. I am so fucking loving this new season.
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January 24, 2008
The Gauntlet 3 | And A New Season Begins
Here we go. Another amazing challenge that is going to unfold for us, the devoted challenge fans. This year we have the rookies vs the has beens. The new rules for the guantlet involve the winning team getting the chance to send one player from the opposite team into the gauntlet plus giving immunity to someone of the same sex on the opposite team. Now once the winning team has chosen their picks for the opposite team the losing team now has to vote someone to face the chosen player in the gauntlet.
It sounds confusing but it is pretty genius. This way the weaker, pathetic players will stay further in the game while the tougher players are pretty much forced to go at one another. Also new this year is the prize money factor. Usually a winning team banks $10,000 bucks per winning challenge but this time which ever remaining players left to compete in the final team challenge gets to split $300,000 dollars among them.
"I don't care how strong you are or how much you bench press or there's this big rumor you have a penis- I'll fuck you up." The big breasted Coral talking about the highly annoying lesbian Ev.
Holy fuck, this new money angle is worthy of cut throat back stabbing behaviour that is worth your TV viewing time. It's time to see these ex reality stars REALLY battle it out for money that will keep them from being homeless. Let the shit kicking games begin.
"Someone I've been protecting for how long now? Someone I've been doing my time with for how long now? When do I get mine?" A drunk K-fed looking CT yelling at the highly annoying but cancer fighter Diem.
Ohhh sounds like CT may finally be sick of playing a game for 2 as we've all seen from day one. It's about time Diem should start playing this game for herself WITH NO FUCKING HELP from anyone with a dick.
"Coral and Beth have about 40 years of challenge experience. This is the gauntlet of the century." Nehemiah commenting on a gauntlet battle between Coral and Beth.
This first episode we've already got drama seeping in from previous challenges and life in Los Angeles, where most of the cast members live in their attempt for forever fame. Beth continues to be on her own but here's hoping she causes drama that will lead to someone breaking their arm in a fight. One could only hope.
This season is exciting, brand new and fresh of all new bitches, twats and male cunts. Tune in with me because I'm going to do my best in bringing you GTVB's visual viewer thoughts on the entire season.
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January 6, 2008
Guantlet 3 | GTVB Is In TV Love With Danny & Brad!
Fans of GuyTVBlog.com are well aware of my most recent TV Love/Lust for The Duel's Wes. This new challenge season yet again does not bring me a return of bodybuilder Wes so GTVB must now seek some replacements to focus my attention on. Real World Austin Danny's new body and Real World San Diego Brad's leaner body are both going to replace Wes. Yep, it takes 2 guys to replace the man of my dreams, Wes.
Now let's check out the newest TV trailer for The Gauntlet 3. Wait, for some reason MTV lets you embed their player for their video yet they ORDER you to return to their website to view the trailer, you can't view it on here but you MUST view it on their site. It makes no sense but whatever MTV, just premiere the show already.
Ahh fuck it, until they fix the link and let people actually view the fucking file on their own blog as offered with the "embed" feature you might as well check out the new trailer in a pop up screen that is pretty much ad free. The Gauntlet 3 Full Screen Trailer
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January 5, 2008
Gauntlet 3 | The Meat Of The Gauntlet
That beautiful bastard Kenny and his monstrous vanity ego is back along with getting hotter by the challenge Johnny Bananas. Also returning is Vegas Male Whore Frank as well as built like a stone God Nehemiah. Newly fat ass RW Denver's Alex makes his challenge debut along with a small layer of doughy muscle Derek from that pathetic season of Road Rules many of us would like to forget. Fame Tramp Ryan from that other challenge where viewers got to battle challenge all stars is back to continue his pathetic attempt at being famous.
Key West's Zack and Denver's Tyrie are also part of the challenge but have yet to do anything special worth mentioning. Big Ass Eric is back along with his newly chubby muscled friend Evan. In the trailer for the show Big Ass Eric can't handle a challenge so he collapses and needs medical attention. Work Out Eric and drink less Beer if you want to do these challenges!!!!
Don't get me started on CT. Him being back with Diem and their horribly attached at the hip relationship is just another reason to hope and pray that both of them get elminated from this challenge and loose the big prize money. His most recent hobo look is not working but his half dressed hobo look may get some screencap attention from GTVB.
This season we also get a return from Key West's Tyler who sickenly makes out with Fame Attention Whore Ryan. Yuck to that. Finally we get a quiet return from Paris' Adam. It's about time this hot muscled fucker comes back to a challenge. I only wish Paris' Simon was back in place of Ryan but I guess Simon is just too good enough to be on another season of anything that has to do with MTV.
The Gaunlet 3 starts Wednesday Jan. 23rd! Don't miss it!
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December 27, 2007
The Gauntlet 3 | Premieres January 23rd 10/9c!
Okay, so we have a new premiere date. Apparently someone jumped the gun and announced a bogus date or MTV pushed back their premiere for whatever reason. Regardless the epic showdown between Real World houseguests versus Road Rules contestants continues on with a whole new battle featuring CT and his latest new shaggy 70's porn hairdo, the highly annoying Evan and his lust for being the best when it comes to confessional jokes slash puns- I mean what the fuck, does Evan think he's some comedic genius?...
And let's not forget we are going to get an overdose of far too much challenge footage and not enough "fuck you" and "you skank bitch" fighting footage. I'll even take jackass humor footage featuring the cast members fucking up the house over 15 bullshit minutes where nearly the entire episode showing revolves around how epic some stupid challenge stunt is and how it's so hard to do when nearly all the events are flawed and create bullshit outcomes.
All I ask is the episodes be expanded to one hour episodes in the coming editions. We are forced to watch hour episodes of Tila and I Love New York shows, even Project Runway is highly enjoyable at one hour long episodes- shit nearly every reality competition show is one hour long, just please fucking make the next MTV Challenge show an hour long every damn episode. Show more footage of the house happenings and give us viewers another amped up edition of an altered Real World house cast on vacation.
So The Gauntlet 3 now premieres on Wednesday January 23rd. Mark your semen stained calendars because GuyTVBlog is going to screen capture the shit out of certain cast member's bodies!
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November 28, 2007
MTV's The Gauntlet 3 | Premieres January 9th 2008
Apparently "Katiedid" wrote "BETH" and "BETH" told her that The Gauntlet 3 won't premiere until January 9th of 2008! I also saw the date reported on Beth's MySpace fan group...
I can't believe we have to wait that long. As of right now I have gotten tired of The Real World Sydney, even when someone is about to get possibly evicted from the house... I just don't care about the cast anymore but I will care about them once they get into the next RW/RR Challenge. As for Tila's show who's possibly taking up The Gauntlet 3's timeslot, I want that show to end already. We all know whoever she picks- they ain't working out and she'll be back for "Tila's Date Me I'm Bisexual Again Reality Show Round 2".
I want Gauntlet 3 and I want it bad! NOW!
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