April 30, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Dancing With The Stars' Tony Dovolani
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April 18, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Epic Asshole Model Van Jameson
Well I can say now that VJ has definitely turned into a beyond gorgeous male model. He looks as if he lost muscle mass to showcase his newer, leaner build and he seems to have his modelish lips down perfectly, pout bitch, pout!
Whenever VH1 decides to air the 2nd season of America's Most Smartest Model I just hope they bring back VJ for a challenge and/or scenerio where he sheds his clothing and poses with the new contestants. Something like if the new contestants can "out model" VJ then they win something, who cares, just get VJ back on and strip him down to a high fashion jock strap.
And what the hell happened to America's Most Smartest Model 2's casting website. I checked it recently to discover it has vanished from the web. Maybe they're filming now? Anyone got info on this?
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January 17, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Survivor Israel's Omer Giladi
[Almost weeping here. I said ALMOST] He is so damn beautiful I'm going to cry. I have tears of joy filling in my eyes when these pictures where presented to me. Omer Giladi, GTVB's current TV Crush is everything that is beautiful in a man. Omer, please donate your body to the GuyTVBlog institute. Let us research your strength and your beautiful portions of body hair. Oh. My. God.
Thank you to GTVB readers Jeptha and "anonymous" for helping discover who the "beautiful hunk" from Survivor Israel was and for directing us to Cisoto Fotos' collection of Omer's own collection of self praising photos.
Oh. My. God.
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November 9, 2007
GuyTV Crush | Desperate Husband Bob Hunter
ABC's Desperate Housewives' Bob Hunter, the less cunty, bitchy gay member of the newest couple on Wistera Lane. He's quite butch and very masculine. LOVE HIM, wish he would cheat on his bitch of a mate with Bree's gay son. Let's get some drama on the- oh wait... that damn strike has started. I guess I'll have to rely on more reality shows for GuyTVBlog.com until this whole thing blows over. Until then... we have at least one more week of Bob Hunter.
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June 8, 2007
GuyTV Crush . The Newly Improved Lance Cade
Oh Yeah... He's definitely working my shorts out.
Well I've been a busy busy man today so I've been out of the pop culture news. It seems Paris Hilton has been sent back to jail to which she cried and screamed her way out of the courthouse. Paris, all you had to do was serve your time. Now the shit is going to hit the fan meaning the public isn't going to be so nice to Paris when she gets released. Paris better become a "hot" version of Mother Theresa to get out of this mess.
And Isaiah Washington, the doctor from Grey's Anatomy who said some gay slur everywhere he could think of, has been released from his contract from the show. Basically he was fired. Let Go. Given the Pastel Pink Slip. Shown the Way Out! It's about time the show brings in an openly Gay doctor and then have a season where one of the other doctors says something offensive to the gay doctor. I'll be watching if this happens. And make sure you cast someone hotter than Mc. Steamy.
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February 21, 2007
GuyTV Crush . WWE's Daivari
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November 13, 2006
GuyTV Crush . Vincent Oshana
If you have a cable box that's hooked up to your tele box and you have Showtime then fuckin' watch The Underground! Here's why... Vincent Oshana. He's built to a solid T, he's Middle Eastern, a vibrant character that stands out on comedy skit show and just happens to be GuyTV's newest crush.
If you are ever watching, check out episode 5 where Vincent Oshana reveals all at the very end. You see Damon Wayans likes to introduce a cast member at the end of a show and lets them express themselves to the standing live audience. Well, Vincent came out and he came out in nothing but pure defined muscle, tats and a long black sock over his penis. How does he top the sock covering his penis bit? He shows off his muscled ass and shakes it for the crowd.
Now do you see what you're missing? Tune in to GuyTVBlog.com's Crush Vincent Oshana only on Showtime's The Underground. Thank you TV Gods for this discovery!
The show airs Thursdays around the time when your kids shouldn't be watching. If you have On Demand through Comcast then you still have a chance at catching up on previous episodes right now, episodes featuring Vincent playing a whore who gets slapped all the time, a goon to a queer godfather character, and a superhero who helps fire "Super N****". Vincent even went as far to show his nut sac in a commerical skit that features Jeans with a built in hole for men's balls to hang out and "breathe". Either they were really his nuts or the show has tons of money for fake nut sacs attached to jeans. I like to believe they were Vincent's real nut sac.
The show itself is crude, raw and quite funny... at times. If you do tune in be prepared for such characters and skits such as: a black thug in a sexual relationship with an old old white woman, a detective pimp who has 3 whores who each have a special power, business men throwing around the "n" word, a masked serial killer in the woods jerking off to lesbians "exploring" in a tent, a nude white man who has the "world's smallest penis", Peter Pan visiting Somalia and a disturbing Daddy's Girl relationship that left me with no laughter whatsoever.
The Underground continues to test Showtimes "no limits" slogan and takes the slogan to borderline offensive material. Another great reason to watch the show is Aries Spears [former cast member of MadTV] who shines brighter than any other cast member from MadTV ever could. And the biggest surprise is catching a glimpse of Damon Wayans Jr. working with his father Damon Wayans. I didn't know he had a son who looks just like him.
Vincent Oshana . Official Website
Vincent Oshana . MySpace profile
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September 27, 2006
GuyTV Crush . D.W.T.S.'s Mario & Karina
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August 31, 2006
GuyTV Crush . WWE's Randy Orton
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August 19, 2006
GuyTV Crush . Laguna Beach 3's Kelan
Laguna Beach 3 kicked off this week and I actually tuned in. I have never shown an interest in the first 2 seasons but this guy, Kelan, was the only reason why I tuned into the season premiere. His myspace profile indicates that he's "straight" yet a "swinger" which means maybe he's into the ladies but doesn't mind sharing himself with couples? I don't get the straight world and their kinky interests!
Anyways, the first episode was listed as an hour long on MTV yet only lasted half that. Kyndra & Cami, the wannabe bitches of this season, have no idea on how to be the bitch they are attempting to be. Both are too young to even understand what a bitch is and how one maintains the "bitch" lifestyle. Pathetic rookies.
I can also understand why everyone is after Cameron, the type casted "hunk" of the season, and it's not because of his looks. The ladies and closeted boys of Laguna Beach are after Cameron because he's tall. Height means everything to young ladies and the taller the better. We all know he's not "dark" or "handsome" but he's tall. One out of three ain't so bad.
"Dark" is how I would describe Kelan. He's just adorable and could very well be the "friend" Cameron goes to talk about cars, credit cards... and each other.
This show airs on some day during the week right before or after another MTV show. Don't miss it!
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