June 27, 2010
GuyTV Crush | Animal Planet's Last Chance Highway's Curtis Bookwalter. XXX Large, Big, Football Player Broad, Huge DADDY!
Oh man I just can't get enough of him. I sure hope there's going to be a shirtless episode of him changing in the bedroom as they talk about whatever. Or better yet him in a towel. I mean look at the size of his forearm! HE'S HUGE!
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June 22, 2010
GuyTV Crush | Animal Planet's Last Chance Highway's Curtis Bookwalter. He's Extra Large, Extra Huge, Big & Tall And Just Big, Just How I Like Men
That one shot of him lying down in his bed with his new buddy, Rusty, seeing how large and huge Curtis' arm is... I just fell in TV love with his gigantic body. The show, Last Chance Highway is highly emotional, inspirational and worth repeated viewing. Head on over to Animal Planet now for more information on the show and the people who save 1,000's of dogs a year from being put down.
Animal Planet | Last Chance Highway
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June 21, 2010
GuyTV Crush | Animal Planet's Pit Boss' Sebastian Saraceno!
It only took his shirtless jeans picture to get my GuyTV Crush really going. I first noticed his handsome mug on a recent episode of Animal Planet's Pit Boss. I mean his roomate and co-star asian little person Richard did catch my eye at first but then Sebastian graced the big screen. Meet the crew of Pit Boss.
And then another man, a giant of sorts, Curtis Bookwalter, the husband of Shelly Bookwalter, is huge, tall, big hands, but squinty eyes almost closed face. Unique stud of sorts. No pictures of him yet. But soon there will be.
Men on TV, large or small, deserve my GuyTV Crush.
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November 15, 2009
GuyTV Crush | Jay Sean!
Saw him on Lopez Tonight and I was just like "who is dat!" Not a real fan of his music but I am a fan of his look and body! To see him perform and strut around the stage, wishing he was shirtless when doing so, then head on over to Lopez Tonight.
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October 14, 2009
GuyTV Crush! | Desperate Housewives' Danny Played By Beau Mirchoff
Yum to that beautiful shot! I'm catching up on this show that I thought I had given up on last season. He's the reason why I'm watching again. Of course the return of the gardner with the giant pecs is back which makes for another good reason to watch. Oh yes and the oh so very handsome gay husband on the street that's also a lawyer.
This damn show needs more gay sex and a gay scandal involving the gay couple. I want one of them cheating on the other with another husband on the street, a "straight one"!
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September 21, 2009
GuyTV Crush | Epic Swoon To My 3 Crushes Who Will Play MTV's Challenge: The Ruins!
Finally Wes has returned to the challenge!!! This time he's back, still built solid as ever, still hardcore aggressive and more hot tempered as seen screaming in the show trailers. I do fear that this time Wes will not be playing through the entire season. I suspect he will be eliminated at some point and sent home very bitter. And I don't see the super hot Chet lasting too far into the season either.
But as for Brad. Well finally I know he and Darrell get into this season. I believe Brad is the one getting punched on the ground by Darrell. I wonder what behind the scenes drama led to this brutal sucker punch!
The new Challenge season kicks off Wednesday September 30th! Don't forget to bookmark The Challenge Dailies for all the exclusive raw footage from the series!
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June 8, 2009
Epic GuyTV Crush | So You Think You Can Dance's Jonathan Platero!
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June 4, 2009
GuyTV Crush | The Bachelorette's Mathue Johnson! Now Training At Jackie Warner's Sky Sports & Spa!
It seems his incredibly fit body has landed him a gig over at Jackie Warner's Sky Sports & Spa gym thing. Now he's not on the official roster as of yet meaning his profile on the website but I suspect he's not done with reality television. If Bravo does indeed bring back another season of Workout I expect Mathue to be a new cast member who's looking for love and a new life in a new city.
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April 28, 2009
GuyTV Crush | All Time Low's Zack Merrick
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April 9, 2009
GuyTV Crush | The Real World Brooklyn's Chet "Super Bi" Cannon
He's just got some bi in him. I can't except that he's 100 percent straight. I just can't. I wish and I pray and I hope that he's part of one of the next 4 challenges MTV is planning after The Duel 2. My erection can already picture Chet and his beautiful body flaunted in High Definition wearing only speedos and drenched in water for some lake challenge.
I wonder who Chet would make out with on the next challenge...
Oh and don't get me started on the most disgusting thing about last night's The Duel 2 premiere. The Real World Denver's Davis making out with The Real Fame Whore Ryan in that pathetic useless wannabe "orgy" in the hot tub. And then they go to a bunk bed and are the first to fuck in the house? Just completely disgusting.
Now had it been Davis and Landon... well then it would be something to rave about but anything with Ryan is just spit out nasty. Davis, you're a whore. Straight up, a whore. Seriously, a whore.
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February 15, 2009
GuyTV Crush | The Soup's Matt Carney Returns Shirtless, Baby Oiled Up & Flexing!
Look at The Soup host Hale Something oogle over his TV "jock boy" performing great in the skit. Hale, when are you going to get shirtless with Matt and just do something in front of the cameras shirtles... anything. Super Cute Matt has previously been featured here on GuyTVBlog.com.
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February 10, 2009
GuyTV Crush | WWE Raw's Cody Rhodes
I don't know, there's just something about him. His side face angles aren't always the best but his body grows more defined as every week comes. His muscle tone and italian-ish mug is something I could go for. He's so my current GuyTV Crush, Cody Rhodes!
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January 29, 2009
GuyTV Crush | True Beauty's Billy "Oh So Gorgeous" Jeffrey
It was hard to see Billy of all people have self esteem issues when he was almost eliminated this past Monday's episode. It is pretty much apparent that this show was designed for Billy to win in the end. No other person there is fit to win. It's like they found him in casting, built the show around him and will get rid of everyone else allowing Billy to win.
Billy should have been cast for Big Brother. He'd have all the women under his alliance plus the season's token gay housemate. But winning this stupid show is easy money compared to a summer season of Big Brother. Way to go on your predictable win Billy!
Just found this video of Billy, yeah, he's kinda a fame whore but that's a good thing. He deserves all the attention. He's even been on a German reality show! Oh and of course Billy's strippin' days posted just below.
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November 21, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Vintage James West
I remember as a kid videotaping the episodes just to fast forward through them only hoping to find yet another shirtless scene of Mr. James West aka Robert Conrad. He was one of the first GuyTV Crushes I had growing up. I came across these videos on YouTube and just had to share those who have yet to discover a very sexy and very vintage James West.
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November 16, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Even More Of Ghost Adventures' Zak Bagans!
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November 15, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Travel Channel's Zak Bagans! Host Of Ghost Adventures
Travel Channel | Ghost Adventures
Tivo'd adventures of Zak is a beautiful thing. New episodes air Friday nights and repeat throughout the week only on the Travel Channel. And still... no shirtless picture of him just yet. During the first episode of the series we got to see him almost shirtless, mostly his back, because he pissed off some ghost who ended up scratching his back. He showed off the cuts to the cameras but really should have just taken his shirt completely off and bounced his pecs. I mean really, that's Emmy Award winning type of entertainment that the Travel Channel needs!
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September 8, 2008
GuyTV Crush | The Amazing Race 13's Dallas!
Thanks "a" for the tip on this "Amazing" contestant. And just think, he's always going to be drenched in sweat in HIGH DEFINITION! Oh wait, that's Survivor: Gabon, not Amazing Race. Damn it!
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August 29, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Jonas Brother Kevin!
I don't know what it is about him but he makes my penis' heart flutter with excitement. Kevin Jonas also keeps setting my GayDar off, so much that it breaks and I have to send it away to get repaired. I can't be the only one who feels like Kevin may play on our "team".
I'm not sure what it is exactly about Kevin but his overall geeky, nerdish look just gets to me and my tented shorts. Speaking of Disney hotties do please head on over to Micoofy.com for shirtless pics of David Henrie!
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July 24, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Phil "Flawless Body" Baroni
I just saw him before Big Brother After Dark started and boy was he Super Gorgeous. Even beat up he's hot.
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May 22, 2008
GuyTV Crush | The Bachelorette's Jeremy!
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April 30, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Dancing With The Stars' Tony Dovolani
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April 18, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Epic Asshole Model Van Jameson
Well I can say now that VJ has definitely turned into a beyond gorgeous male model. He looks as if he lost muscle mass to showcase his newer, leaner build and he seems to have his modelish lips down perfectly, pout bitch, pout!
Whenever VH1 decides to air the 2nd season of America's Most Smartest Model I just hope they bring back VJ for a challenge and/or scenerio where he sheds his clothing and poses with the new contestants. Something like if the new contestants can "out model" VJ then they win something, who cares, just get VJ back on and strip him down to a high fashion jock strap.
And what the hell happened to America's Most Smartest Model 2's casting website. I checked it recently to discover it has vanished from the web. Maybe they're filming now? Anyone got info on this?
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January 17, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Survivor Israel's Omer Giladi
[Almost weeping here. I said ALMOST] He is so damn beautiful I'm going to cry. I have tears of joy filling in my eyes when these pictures where presented to me. Omer Giladi, GTVB's current TV Crush is everything that is beautiful in a man. Omer, please donate your body to the GuyTVBlog institute. Let us research your strength and your beautiful portions of body hair. Oh. My. God.
Thank you to GTVB readers Jeptha and "anonymous" for helping discover who the "beautiful hunk" from Survivor Israel was and for directing us to Cisoto Fotos' collection of Omer's own collection of self praising photos.
Oh. My. God.
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November 9, 2007
GuyTV Crush | Desperate Husband Bob Hunter
ABC's Desperate Housewives' Bob Hunter, the less cunty, bitchy gay member of the newest couple on Wistera Lane. He's quite butch and very masculine. LOVE HIM, wish he would cheat on his bitch of a mate with Bree's gay son. Let's get some drama on the- oh wait... that damn strike has started. I guess I'll have to rely on more reality shows for GuyTVBlog.com until this whole thing blows over. Until then... we have at least one more week of Bob Hunter.
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June 8, 2007
GuyTV Crush . The Newly Improved Lance Cade
Oh Yeah... He's definitely working my shorts out.
Well I've been a busy busy man today so I've been out of the pop culture news. It seems Paris Hilton has been sent back to jail to which she cried and screamed her way out of the courthouse. Paris, all you had to do was serve your time. Now the shit is going to hit the fan meaning the public isn't going to be so nice to Paris when she gets released. Paris better become a "hot" version of Mother Theresa to get out of this mess.
And Isaiah Washington, the doctor from Grey's Anatomy who said some gay slur everywhere he could think of, has been released from his contract from the show. Basically he was fired. Let Go. Given the Pastel Pink Slip. Shown the Way Out! It's about time the show brings in an openly Gay doctor and then have a season where one of the other doctors says something offensive to the gay doctor. I'll be watching if this happens. And make sure you cast someone hotter than Mc. Steamy.
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February 21, 2007
GuyTV Crush . WWE's Daivari
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November 13, 2006
GuyTV Crush . Vincent Oshana
If you have a cable box that's hooked up to your tele box and you have Showtime then fuckin' watch The Underground! Here's why... Vincent Oshana. He's built to a solid T, he's Middle Eastern, a vibrant character that stands out on comedy skit show and just happens to be GuyTV's newest crush.
If you are ever watching, check out episode 5 where Vincent Oshana reveals all at the very end. You see Damon Wayans likes to introduce a cast member at the end of a show and lets them express themselves to the standing live audience. Well, Vincent came out and he came out in nothing but pure defined muscle, tats and a long black sock over his penis. How does he top the sock covering his penis bit? He shows off his muscled ass and shakes it for the crowd.
Now do you see what you're missing? Tune in to GuyTVBlog.com's Crush Vincent Oshana only on Showtime's The Underground. Thank you TV Gods for this discovery!
The show airs Thursdays around the time when your kids shouldn't be watching. If you have On Demand through Comcast then you still have a chance at catching up on previous episodes right now, episodes featuring Vincent playing a whore who gets slapped all the time, a goon to a queer godfather character, and a superhero who helps fire "Super N****". Vincent even went as far to show his nut sac in a commerical skit that features Jeans with a built in hole for men's balls to hang out and "breathe". Either they were really his nuts or the show has tons of money for fake nut sacs attached to jeans. I like to believe they were Vincent's real nut sac.
The show itself is crude, raw and quite funny... at times. If you do tune in be prepared for such characters and skits such as: a black thug in a sexual relationship with an old old white woman, a detective pimp who has 3 whores who each have a special power, business men throwing around the "n" word, a masked serial killer in the woods jerking off to lesbians "exploring" in a tent, a nude white man who has the "world's smallest penis", Peter Pan visiting Somalia and a disturbing Daddy's Girl relationship that left me with no laughter whatsoever.
The Underground continues to test Showtimes "no limits" slogan and takes the slogan to borderline offensive material. Another great reason to watch the show is Aries Spears [former cast member of MadTV] who shines brighter than any other cast member from MadTV ever could. And the biggest surprise is catching a glimpse of Damon Wayans Jr. working with his father Damon Wayans. I didn't know he had a son who looks just like him.
Vincent Oshana . Official Website
Vincent Oshana . MySpace profile
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September 27, 2006
GuyTV Crush . D.W.T.S.'s Mario & Karina
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August 31, 2006
GuyTV Crush . WWE's Randy Orton
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August 19, 2006
GuyTV Crush . Laguna Beach 3's Kelan
Laguna Beach 3 kicked off this week and I actually tuned in. I have never shown an interest in the first 2 seasons but this guy, Kelan, was the only reason why I tuned into the season premiere. His myspace profile indicates that he's "straight" yet a "swinger" which means maybe he's into the ladies but doesn't mind sharing himself with couples? I don't get the straight world and their kinky interests!
Anyways, the first episode was listed as an hour long on MTV yet only lasted half that. Kyndra & Cami, the wannabe bitches of this season, have no idea on how to be the bitch they are attempting to be. Both are too young to even understand what a bitch is and how one maintains the "bitch" lifestyle. Pathetic rookies.
I can also understand why everyone is after Cameron, the type casted "hunk" of the season, and it's not because of his looks. The ladies and closeted boys of Laguna Beach are after Cameron because he's tall. Height means everything to young ladies and the taller the better. We all know he's not "dark" or "handsome" but he's tall. One out of three ain't so bad.
"Dark" is how I would describe Kelan. He's just adorable and could very well be the "friend" Cameron goes to talk about cars, credit cards... and each other.
This show airs on some day during the week right before or after another MTV show. Don't miss it!
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