April 11, 2007

The Inferno 3 . Episode CT Gets Blurred

The 1st episode of The Inferno 3 was pretty highly watchable and worth a second look if I choose to waste another hour watching what I already know. Get it?

It turns out CT was the one that got booted from the challenge, day one, night one, because he supposely "clocked" Davis in the face. Supposely he asked Davis if he can handle a punch and then hit him or something to that effect. CT was told to leave the show and he left on a sour note telling Davis to get over his "boo boo". And I say "supposely" because MTV never showed footage of the incident in question but I'm sure CT hit him.

In other news the Bad Ass team is full of some cocky fuckers this year. Abram, the biggest cock of them all, yells at the other team because he finishes some ladder race. It's not like he was the only one who finished but he yelled because he figured he won the chance to save himself from going into the Inferno. You see this year the opposite team gets to vote a member of the other team to go into the Inferno. Then a second challenge occurs and if the person voted into the Inferno wins some lifesaver thingy then they get to choose a replacement from their own team to well... replace them in the Inferno.

Next up is the Real World Austin's Danny who spits out bullshit taunts in the confessionals yet never seems to have the balls to say his bullshit taunts to anyone's face. It also seems Danny got beefier this time. Maybe he has a new fat over muscle over fat type diet he's working on.

The biggest Twat on the Bad Ass team is Ev, that same lesbian from the Fresh Meat cast who really got on Coral's nerves during their challenge season. Ev continues to believe she is the toughest woman on the challenge and all the other women on the Inferno 3 seem to refer to Ev as a "man" so I guess that makes her the weakest member of the men.

Abram ended up winning the stupid lifesaver thing that saves you from going into the Inferno. He was to go against Davis in the Inferno but Alton saved Davis by replacing him in hopes to going one on one with Abram, maybe I forgot to mention that Alton also won a lifesaver thingy. Well, suddenly uncocky Abram used his lifesaver thingy and took himself out of the inferno replacing him with Tyrie from The Real World Denver. Abram just didn't have the balls to go against Alton so he sends a newbie to the Inferno.

Update: It seems I didn't listen to every single word of the rules when spoken by TJ, Abram HAD to use the lifesaver thingy yet Alton had a choice, if Alton had a choice Abram should have had a choice as well as to whether or not to use the lifesaver thingy. Abram still should have been a MAN and made it known that he didn't want to replace anyone with him and that he wanted to go against Alton. Simple as that you viewer Twats who are all into Abram shaved nutsac! TWATS!

Now the episode ends with the typical "to be continued..." cunty TV bullshit stunt and we have to wait until next week to see who goes home.

Here's a spoiler on who goes home based on the "this season on the challenge..." preview that aired just after the 1st episode Tyrie goes home.

Oh and don't get me started on the laughable opening sequence. Why can't they just show THE INFERNO 3 in large bold letters moving over the plains of Africa. Music building as the words come closer to the screen with dialogue from the cast yelling "bitch" and "cunt" and "fuck me harder".

And with CT going home quicker than it probably takes him to ejaculate on Diem GuyTVBlog.com will now be covering the other men of The Inferno 3.

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April 10, 2007

RW RR Challenge Inferno 3 . Premieres Today

It's about time. When one challenge ends so another begins. Tune in today at 3:30/4:30 pm for an early premiere of the first episode but if you've got better things to do then catch the official season premiere at the ten spot later tonight.

Wait... did someone at MTV fuck up because Denver has yet to finish its season and the cast members are already on a challenge that starts airing over the final few episodes of The Real World Denver. I guess that's reality TV for you.

Anyways, tonight blood will be drawn between cast members and someone is going to be expelled from the challenge. It seems "tradition" now that someone gets expelled for being an idiot during the first few days of filming. I'm going to miss this soon to be expelled cast member because they could have made this season more... beefy.

I'm just happy that Diem won't be part of this new challenge [but I love what she's doing for women everywhere] but I am sad to say that Wes will not be part of this new season. And why isn't RW Denver's Brooke in this challenge? I would love to see her FLIP THE FUCK OUT in another country with a whole new set of cast members. I'd be fun.

[GuyTVBlog raises a bowl full of the last amounts of beer and wine left in the house. A drink only drunk people can create.] Here's to another season of blood, cum and sweat. Cheers!

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March 13, 2007

Inferno 3 . MTV TV Trailer

Thanks Coral's Rack for pointing her big breasts in this TV trailer's direction! I can't wait for the season premiere on April 10th! Return to GuyTVBlog.com all season long for shirtless screen cap coverage.

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