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May 15, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 15th - Monday 21st

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 3rd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up close to your PC screen, pucker your lips and let's find out! This new pop culture wannabe phrase is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of your personality pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Tuesday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

HayleyAndrew Vs Australia . Basically Big Brother Couple Hayley and Andrew are becoming a new found hatred in Australia. They put themselves on this pedestal of moral behaviour and pretty much get off telling other people how "immature" they are and how they are "wrong". This couple is all about attacking as a pair and pointing fingers at everyone but themselves.

The video featured above is basically Hayley and Andrew being upset with Demet because she called them "fake" and she was upset Bodie left the house. Fights started by Hayley & Andrew are taking Big Brother Australia to another level that I don't believe any previous season has been to. Australia reality fans are raving about the fights and displaying hatred towards the couple.

Many U.S. fans may understand the hatred of Hayley because some Big Brother fans are comparing her to our "Maggot" from Big Brother 6. Let's rewind before Bodie was evicted. It seems Hayley called Bodie a "pig" at one point and then Andrew got upset because Bodie smiled at Hayley's piggish comment which sparked a verbal aussie spat. Check it out below

TJ aka "Fucking Storm In A TeaCup" needs to keep her cunty mouth out of Bodie's fight because he didn't want to love her and hold her and kiss her... TJ was apparently all over Bodie's nuts and he didn't want to give them up to her. I also knew I couldn't stand Hayley from day one, I even reported it in a previous BBA report here on GuyTVBlog.com.

But here's the big TWIST revealed by Hayley and Andrew after Bodie was evicted. They told Zoran, another housemate, that they as a couple could "not win the money, neither of us will be here on the last night." Then Hayley wants to "pinky swear" on her "mother's life" that she won't be here on the last night and neither will Andrew, her boyfriend.

Um... what the fuck is going on with Big Brother Australia? Why can't Hayley and Andrew not win in the end? What kinda of twist is that? I mean what the fuck? Just give us Americans Big Brother 8 already. I wouldn't be reporting on the Australia edition if I had a U.S. version to mock. Someone give me a premiere date for Big Brother 8!!!!

And back to the quote that Andrew says to Demet in my Qp photo at the top of this post... Right back at you Andrew, right back at you. I can't stand hypocrites in Big Brother houses but I love to watch them make idiots of themselves.

Paradise Cuntel . According to Reality Blurred Paradise Hotel is mutha fucking holy shit I can't believe it fucking A- the show is returning people, it's mutha fucking returning. My favorite reality show that FOX has ever aired is coming back January 2008. But there's a chance it will not air on FOX but on its bastard channel Fox Reality. It's a good thing my cable provider just recently obtained the channel because NOTHING is going to keep this viewing whore away from my Paradise Hotel!

And please, absolutely no cameos from any of the cast from the first season. They've had their show and done their reality bullshit gimmicks after their season, let's move onto a completely new cast.

And while we wait for Paradise Cuntel to return let's check out some international Paradise Hotel promos. Oh! Play both at the same time, it's confusing HOT!

That would be Big Brother Australia's Thomas. He's the one who supposely made a statement that he's bisexual because the house just recently got a homosexual roomie. That's it.

Sopranos Death . It seems HBO's Sopranos finally FINALLY finally FINALLY did something that was jaw dropping and it wasn't even the series finale! Highlight closeted text to find out who got whacked! Christopher!!!!!!!!! And who was responsible for this whacking?!?! Tony himself! If you missed it hopefully you have OnDemand on your cable service and you can view the entire jaw dropping episode right fucking now!

Survivor Asshole . If you missed the Survivor Fiji finale then you missed Dreamz possibly play out an asshole move that caused a live audience to boo him, literally "boooo!" him. During the game he promised on GOD that he would give his immunity necklace to Yau Man during a specific part of the game and when that time came, he went back on his word. He even told us viewers in his island confessionals that he didn't want to go back on his words and that he didn't want "my son to go back on his word".

During the live finale Dreamz showcased his stupidity and lack thereof of "wit". Boo also came off as a hardcore "christian" and gave us queer viewers no hope that he'll ever do anything gay with Australia's Colby. Damn. But he did have fierce long lasting eye lashes on the reunion!

Also during the jury portion of the finale Alex came off as a cunty queen bent on revenge, that boy can hold a grudge! Cat Scratch Fever Bitch! Then we got a crappy glimpse at the next China season where we were given absolutely no clues as to what new twists the game will have or how many players will be on it. I'm sensing an all male twist cast. Lastly Earl gave a Mother's Day shoutout to his mom during the last moments and told her he would give her HALF OF HIS MILLION DOLLARS. Whoa... Happy Mother's Day Earl's Mom!

And lordy lordy, Rocky was muscle hot last night during the reunion! I'll try to find some screencaps of him if I can. He can verbally abuse me from a long distance away anyday!

Ohhh and I had no fuckin idea that Survivor Fiji contestant Rita Verreos' brother is Nick Verreos from Project Runway 2.

Thanks to Bill In Exile we are able to enjoy BBC's The One commercial that is building grand erections across the globe... ONE at a time.

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May 1, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 1st - Monday 7th

Yeah tramps and queens! Qox Populi returns for a 5 week episode run with the season finale to happen June 12th!

Zac Who? . I was never much into Disney Channel's High School Musical yet I knew about Zac, the basketball star of the movie who wanted to dance and sing. So lately when I posted the trailer to the new big screen musical HairSpray I noticed the fat girl's love interest looked familiar but I couldn't remember where I'd seen him.

So I take a short visit to IMDB and discover it's the same fuckin' Zac from HSM. He's also set to do Speed Racer if everything goes right and he's set to be gawked properly by gay men across the land because he's 19 years old. He's legal. Perfectly legal.

Recently Zac is featured in People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People issue. Let's see, the last time I had a boyish crush on a rising star was back when Freddie Prinze Jr. was the captor of my twinkish heart. I'm so over Freddie and come 2008 I'll so be over Zac. Man I feel like a tweenager right now. Now comes the over asked question, Is this Zac Efron shirtless?

1963 Paulie . Recently on HBO's dying series The Sopranos, Paulie was featured in a vintage black and white photograph showcasing his younger buff years. I have yet to find a jpeg of that image to show to you and I was hoping someone could help point Mr. GuyTVBlog in the direction of a screencapture of a younger, kinda hot?, Paulie.

Although I must say I am enjoying the final season of The Sopranos. Watching the downfall of a mob boss is quite interesting. I mean no one can remain at the top of their game for the rest of their lives. First episode dealt with the idea that Tony can be taken down and I mean by anyone. The 2nd episode featured his relationship with Christopher at a place that is unstable and unpredictable. The 3rd episode featured Tony's other right hand man Paulie causing problems for him and becoming a "loose end". The 4th episode featured Tony's gambling problems and how his personal fortune is not what it once was.

Oh and don't get me started with that old guy in the old folks home. He tried to gain power inside a retirement community and failed, possible foreshadowing of Tony's current situation. All I know is there is suppose to be a kick ass cinematic shot of Tony being taken away in handcuffs into a front yard full of police!!!!

Smallville recently aired some car whore TV short featuring animated pre Justice League characters from the show. All I noticed was a carefully drawn Aquaman changing in the background. Thanks for the erection Smallville!

Sexy Montage . Sex and the City had once aired an episode that began with the ladies all getting ready for a night out on the town. The song was catchy and went something like this... "I once met a man with a sense of adventure, He was dressed to thrill wherever he went, He said lets make love on a mountain top, Under the stars on a big hard rock... I said in these shoes? I dont think so."

With a quick Google search I found the song! Take a listen!

The song turned out being Kirsty Maccoll's In These Shoes. Lovely song for queer Ipods across the land! And head to Veoh to see how the song was used in Sex and the City. In the clip using the song featured above, well I just love when Miranda attempts sexy in the mirror with her feather thing around her neck.

Ohhh listening to this song I can picture Zac Efron doing some nasty dance moves in HairSpray. Yum.

[Update: Clip Has Been Removed.] It looks like many will have to wait until August 1st 2007 for the cinematic film 300 to be released on DVD. But fear not! Someone has uploaded a portion of the film for people to view through Veoh. Check it out.

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March 27, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 27th - Monday 2nd

Rastlin' Time . I'm going to a friend's house to watch Wrestlemania 23 with a bunch of straight guys, some who are very good looking, some kinda on the heavy side and some who just have down right creepy personalities. But that's the audience that is the WWE.

The show is big. It's compared to the SuperBowl in terms of its popularity and the size of the show is huge meaning events that only happen once and never repeated. For instance, Donald Trump is supposely fighting Vince McMahon, the chairman of WWE, in the Battle of the Billionaires. They're actually using WWE wrestlers to fight their fight and who's ever opponent wins then the other Billionaire has to shave his head... meaning Vince McMahon will have his head shaved because we all know that Mr. Trump isn't going to shave his "real" hair.

The women wrestlers for Wrestlemania 23 are Melina and Ashley. I actually love watching the female matches because once, a long long time ago, a tit popped out of a female wrestler LIVE during a pay per view event. Maybe it'll happen again come Sunday night when Ashley, Playboy's April 2007 cover girl, wrestles and since she's already posed nude for the magazine why not have a boo bee pop out during Wrestlemania. This whole fight is just a gimmic to sell more copies of her nudie shoot so why not give us a boob.

But one thing many people don't know Melina and her TV boyfriend Johnny Nitro, both were in MTV's Tough Enough season 3. Johnny finally made it onto the TE3 cast [and won] while Melina only made it to the final round of auditions. She was pretty fugly looking at the time and she had a huge... HUGE ass. But look at them now, Johnny and Melina are both in Wrestlemania, Johnny of course being there in support of his girl. Man was she fugly back then.

As for John Cena... god willing he'll loose his damn spinning gimmic belt. I know his ego type, he won't loose it to anyone but a WWE legend like Shawn Michaels and come Sunday April 1st, he'll loose that fucking belt to Shawn. As for Batista wrestling The Undertaker... well its a given that Batista will loose since The Undertaker has never lost a Wrestlemania match in his entire career. Here's another wrestler with a massive ego, don't get me started on Undie's bullshit moves and his diva like takes forever smokey entrance.

Just get some friends together, split the cost of the show and enjoy the spectacle that is WRESTLEMANIA. Don't forget to wear nothing but Jockstraps!

Gwen's Idols . Did you see American Idol last night? Gwen Stefani had some gorgeous men at her side. Akon was one of them and the other two were very tall, very dark and very handsome male dancers. Check them out in the pic posted above. Also Chris Richardson was wearing yet again another tight shirt with sleeves short enough to showcase his long muscled arms. A special thanks to his wardrobe assistant.

Inferno 3 . An all new season of Derrick possibly loosing AGAIN starts April 10th on MTV. Yeah for reality stars playing for money! Hip Hip Whoreay!

Oh.. and MTV, where's the fucking website for The Inferno 3?

Speaking of Road Rules Derrick, have you checked out the newest possible Roadie Derek? Yep there's an all new Derek on the block and if he doesn't make it on the RV this week, believe me, he will. God he's Super Cute yet lacks the personality a Roadie usually has. Hmmm... according to his MySpace profile "Tiffany" is already congratulating him on making it on the RV... is she being hopeful or did Derek really kick Dan's ass? Find out Wednesday night!

Fucking Watch . Watch Discovery Channel's Planet Earth. Enough said.

I have a few canine family members in my household so I am able to shed a tear during Futurama's classic episode "Jurassic Bark". Here is the final clip of that episode that seems to get me emotinally everytime... I MEAN EVERY FUCKING TIME. I always shed a tear during the song and the montage of the dog waiting for years and years for Fry to return. Check out the full episode on Cartoon Network or on the 5th season DVD for Futurama.

For those wondering the song is "I Will Wait For You" sung by Connie Francis. Those who want to hear the full version then check out this little website.

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March 20, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 20th - Monday 26th

Google Wonderings . Recently I've noticed many many Google.com searches that is bringing new readers to GuyTVBlog.com. So let's take a look at what people are searching and how they are discovering "TV's ultimate blowjob" website.

Someone searched "mark wahlberg penis picture". Um... I don't have that yet I mentioned Mark in a post featuring a CK "undie" wannabe model. Next up someone searched "date my mom mtv naked". Well you won't find anything like that but I did mention a contestant in my last Qox update. Another searched "david bromstad nude photos". I did mention his new HGTV show Color Splash but I have no nude photos of that muscled new star.

"jonathon tucker without a shirt". That Google search I have! Check it out here. Some horny webber searched "ADRIAN BELLANI shirtless", oh baby do I have that. Check out his special section right here on GuyTVBlog.com!

Here's a funny one. "clares danes gap" I think all the straights and lesbians are after a pantless Claire Danes. Someone also recently searched "laguna beach kelan". Oh I remember him, so super beachy dreamy. Check him out here. Finally someone searched for "how to give a proper blow job" and some fuckin' how GuyTVBlog.com came up. People are still very much obsessed with pop culture and sex and GuyTVBlog falls somewhere in that mix.

GuyTV Week . This week on your tele box we have another week of American Idol's Sanjaya! On The CW's Pussy Search we have a special appearance from reality show whore Jonathan Antin! Did you know BravoTV's Blow Out super drama star is related to Robin, the Pussy Singers founder and choreographer! I didn't know that! Like... WOW! And on this week's Pussy episode we have Pussy wannabe Sisely tearfully proclaiming "It's not easy, okay you guys." Me thinks this Pussy is eliminated. Pussy.

BET's College Hill features a verbal fight between new super reality star Krystal vs beefcake dreamy houseguest JT. Over on VH1 Vanilla Ice looses The Surreal Life Fame Games by going apeshit nuts because he didn't get his way. Na na na boo boo.

Over on ABC George Lopez deals with the after school important issue of Sexual Predators. One, possibly male, moves into the neighborhood and George & Angie decide it's time to talk to their son Max about sex. Why do the sexual predators always have to be male, why not an aggressive female lesbian?

Oh Shit, Over on America's Next Top Model mega cunt twat with a family back home to adore seems to have an "attitude change" this week. You know who I'm talking about, it's Renee, this year's Monique [cycle 7]. And don't forget that Survivor Fiji is on a special Wednesday night! It's the episode where teams switch around and maybe, just maybe someone kisses Alex.

Over on Bravo's Top Design, Top Chef head judge Tom Colicchio serves as guest judge in a Top Episode airing on a Top Wednesday. ABC's Ugly Betty plays fag hag girlfriend to super gay Marc all because MOTHER is in town played by super Broadway star Patti LuPone. And finally Showtime's The L Word has its season finale this Sunday March 25th. Shed a beautifully crafted tear as Dana Fairbanks returns in an epic sequence to comfort her friend Alice Pieszecki. Beautiful spring blossom scented tears.

Muscled Liar? . Is Mario Lopez caught in a pathetic worthless meaningless lie? Recenly I posted photos of Mario Lopez from Splash News Online who also posted a video of Mario Lopez running. The paparazzi capturing the video and photos interacted with Mario himself and the interaction is caught on video. Sounds fun, right?

Well on Fox's The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet Mario went on the program and was shown the shirtless photos of him running, the very same featured all over Splash News Online and various other websites. He looked at the photo on the monitor and said "I look like I'm in Baywatch or something.- No I'm jogging by my house- How'd they get that? Where's that from? People call me and said 'hey dude they got a picture of you without your shirt on'."

Juliet, one of the show's hosts, makes a comment to Mario that if paparazzi are around him when he's jogging. Well Liar Mario said "No, I didn't see them. That's kinda of a James Bond shot" meaning the paparazzi were hiding when they took it... yet in the SNO video the photographer is in a moving vechile and on foot and even MUTHA FUCKIN interacts with Mario while he's jogging. Mario never looks up and makes eye contact but says a few words back and gives a crappy thumbs up and a peace sign to the paparazzi.

So Mario Lopez is caught in a pathetic worthless meaningless lie. Oh gawd Mario, stop being so fuckin humble, just admit that the paparazzi was following you that day... and that you LIKED it!

Remember WWE Tough Enough 4 contestant slash winner Daniel Puder, well he's featured in this very homo-edy featuring twisting male nipples, Kyle's sexy body and an ab contest that is worthy of your freakishly hard erection.

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March 13, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 13th - Monday 19th

Episode Slow . It's most likely going to be a slow week in TV this... week. I mean America will somehow manage to keep Sanjaya another week thus sending home maybe... Phil Stacey. Donald Trump whored himself on WWE's Monday Night Raw and he finally fired Surya, the highly annoying slash qualified apprentice who really had no place in a cast of nutjobs. I kinda want an All Star Apprentice to air in the coming year. It'd be fun to see Randal and Bill go at it.

On Bravo's Top Design someone makes the adorable huggable Goil cry in front of everyone else. I'm thinking Carisa, the almost wannabe show villiain, is the one responsible. Also, over on Janice's reality show she gets hit by a car and her adorable huggable son cries as he tells the models of his mother's condition. Don't worry, I think she's fine now- remember, this was filmed months ago.

Sunday Fox's new unfunny show The Winner airs an episode "Glen's New Friend" that deals with the main character making a new male friend and Glen "fails to realize he has actually entered into a gay courtship". Maybe I'll laugh, maybe I won't but I'll Tivo it. This episode airs right after a repeat of the Simpsons.

What else. WWE's Edge does some unfunny wrestling related antics on FOX's MadTV this Saturday. Ex Seinfeld cast member hosts SNL. Oprah is on repeats all week long. Oh and Real World Key West's Svetlana has her own episode of MTV's Sweet Sixteen airing on Monday March 19th. She turned an immature 21 at the time.

Oh and the picture above is of Ace Young from one of those past seasons of American Idol. Towleroad posted the photograph and I felt like Ace's new body deserved a proper place on a very gay blog devoted to TV.

Shane's Cherry . Not sure where it is but it has been popped! According to BravoTV.com's reunion of the Real Kids of Orange County, Shane [the baseball player who's rumored to be a closeted homosexual] has revealed he's no longer a virgin. Yeah, I know, like who fuckin' cares...

Well actually the people who care are the ones who are still waiting for Shane to come out of the closet with hopes he'll be flamin like the rest of us. He said on the pathetic 4 minute reunion that he lost his virginity at "college" a few times... but didn't reveal if a woman took it. Just like Shane to be vague as possible that just leads more wondering if he's secretly gay yet afraid to come out to his "strong moral" parents.

Becky Fired? . According to the agency's official website and Star Magazine a photo is posted featuring the cast of VH1's The Agency posing for some red carpet. Each cast member has a green box that details their job at the agency yet Becky has "former" typed in her description box. Does this mean Pink, Becky's boss, gets his way and has her fired near the season finale? Or does Becky quit, which I doubt she would. She does make the series watchable and without her another season could prove to be a complete and utter bore.

Plus you can buy one of their official Wilhelmina shirts for just 40 simple bucks. Is the fabric fucking "high end" or what?

Model, 15 . Yep, only 15 years of age and he's been gifted with damn damn DAMN good looks. I hope he's dumb as a rock and I hope to see him on a future episode of VH1's The Agency!

MTV Guy . Apparently he has been on a number of MTV dating shows. Anyone recognize him 'cause I don't. He is quite the looker though. I can see why he wants 12 minutes of fame from a network that is now built on reality shows. I mean MTV only plays music videos during the middle of the night. Oh wait, they play video samples on TRL.

More L . Showtime's The L Word is the best fucking show on TV. Well written, engaging storylines, beautiful women, it's everything Queer As Folk wish it was. Some good news for fans of the show... Showtime has picked up the show for a fifth season! Expect filming to start this summer with a debut date in early 2008. Fuck yeah!

Super Gay Justin . I didn't know Smallville's Justin Hartley aka Green Arrow was in a gayish movie where a twinkish gay guy actually gets into Justin's pants! What the fuck is going on today??? Check out the clip. You can also check out his towel scene from that cop show.

Pit Spot . Pit Sweat never looked so good. Thanks Old Spice for the gay ad exec in charge of your new ad campaign! And yes, that's Greg Plitt an actor too old for this wrestling spot, they should have casted a college guy.

And for fans of The Simpsons will be pleased to know that Bart and Lisa took part in an awesome spoof of Lord of the Rings. Check it out before it gets deleted for copyright purposes.

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March 6, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 6th - Monday 12th

Season Holla . BET's College Hill: Virgin Islands begins its newest season starting Tuesday March 6th. Expect a full hour premiere that includes the introduction to a divided house, the beginnings of a drunken romance that blossoms between 2 cast members and the shocking news that one of them has a girlfriend back home... Ohhh snap!

J.T. has my GuyTV Crush heart but one cast member from seasons past has it more than anyone else. Expect to see more of him later this week!

Prince HSN . On the Home Shopping Network they have a Today's Special product for dogs and guess who's selling them. Guess!?!? It's none other than ABC's Bachelor 9 semi-hunk Prince Lorenzo Borghese. According to the show he's been on HSN in the past selling some beauty products for dogs and he's back since June of 2006, I think.

He also makes it known that he's the spokesperson for the ASPCA and adopted a dog that he calls the "love of his life" who he named "James Bond". He did mention "Belle" his dog he owned while filming The Bachelor but his new love of his life is James Bond.

Finally a caller called in and mentioned how she fell in love with him... creepy. She then goes on to say "Now that I feel that I know you, I know you don't know me but I definitely feel I know you. I've been to your villa in Italy now..." Creepy.

Quess what creepy lady, the Prince will be returning with his mother on Monday to sell human beauty products. Call again then.

Rookie Player . The Hollywood Reporter has broken fan-fuckyeah-tastic news that ex-creek James Van Der Beek will be playing a rookie football player in ABC's version of the UK's hit nutcase show "Football Wives". I can't wait to see his newly buff foozeball body that will have everyone wishin his character would be bisexually curious.

Annoying Catchy Song . So you've seen those new Target commercial where that repeated catchy lyric repeats "A Little Bit More, A Litte Bit More..." Well that damn song belongs to Jamie Lidell from his album Multiply. You can also view a live performance of that damn song annoying millions over at YouTube.com. Jamie is kinda cute though but Damn that song!

Vegas Stripper . Well what do you know, one of the men vying for a spot on VH1's anicent reality show I wanna be a stripper [aka Strip Search] is suddenly part of a new crappy reality show over on the E! network, Paradise City [aka Vegas City]. Rick DeJesus, one of the winners for the stage show American Storm is part of the new E! show where he plays, acts, sings his musical career and lives the life of partying hard and drinking with women, maybe sleeping with them. Over on the E! site there is no mention of his VH1 reality show or his stripping career.

Tune in Sunday night, March 4th for the premiere of Paradise City and tune in all week for endless repeats. I mean endless repeats. [And you get it, Wear's... Like Where but "wear" because he was a stripper. Laugh!]

View Meltdown . I can't believe I missed ABC's The View verbal fight- I mean "disagreement" between KnowItAll Rosie & YoungSurvivor Elizabeth. Thankfully Best Week Ever has it on their blog for us all to take in and "view". Check it out!

Grand Trailer. GameSpot.com has announced, along with other sites, that the official game trailer [or teaser] for Grand Theft Auto 4 will premiere on the web on March 29th. Stay tuned as I'll post it on here on GuyTVBlog.com.

Some "Cover Guy" reality show on Out TV. It's new to me! Also Naked News covers nearly naked men trying to win something.

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February 27, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 27th - Monday 5th

Janice & Aussiebum . Well if you saw the great muscled episode of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency on the Oxygen network then you were left with the show's trademark cliffhanger bullshit. It seems she fired one of her models, Marcus, during the model selection for her "biggest" client Aussiebum, this gives the president of Aussiebum an impression that Janice is a bitch...

So... [highlight the closeted text for next week's spoilers] Aussiebum fires Janice and her models! Then again the company may rehire her and the models at the end of the episode but I have yet to see any ads anywhere featuring Janice's models. Have you?

Chad's Almost Out . NBC's Passions soap opera is finally getting their gay storyline going, yeah I know they have/had a lesbian character, but I want GAY! Just weeks ago it was revealed that Chad was fucking or getting fucked by another guy at some seedy motel.

Well this past Tuesday it was finally revealed who the "other man" was...

Some tabloid reporter guy. So what is Chad's reaction to this crazy gay guy giving Chad a DVD of them having sex in the seedy motel? "I can't believe I hooked up with you". WHAT A RESPONSE! Tune in all week for Chad's Super Gay Queer Homosexual Homophobia Brother On The DownLow Storyline on NBC's Passions!

Office Daughter . Did you know that NBC's The Office has Quincy Jones' daughter in the show as a cast regular? Check it out!

Tyra, Black History Month's Self Appointed Icon, premieres her newest Cycle 8 season on Wednesday night with a show repeat on Sunday. 2 hour season premiere! This time there's 2 plus size models, girls with accents and please let there be an EPIC TV RETURN of Cycle 7's Monique!

Be sure to tune in to catch Tyra "Steppin"! Laugh out loud. Laugh out loud

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February 20, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 20th - Monday 26th

Desperate Bore . Desperate Houswives just finished up their Bree storyline this past Sunday but I was confused as to Mike's storyline and if he's all wrapped up now. DH has gone so over the top and nuts that I'm finally starting to loose interest. Who cares if that woman who played Lois Lane on TV some years back is getting remarried to some British guy. Who cares if that other marriage with kids is being tested while they open a pizza place. Who cares if Bree's son is trying to be good and less gay.

Who cares if that fifth wannabe "Houswife", who's nephew is the biker rebel who smokes pot, is no longer interesting anymore or even part of any major storyline this season. Who am I forgetting? I guess since Bree's new husband now has a dead ex wife then maybe that house on Wisteria Lane can get back on the market for a new family to move in. But who?

I know. CAN WE FINALLY GET LESBIANS on Desperate Housewives! I mean shit, what the fuck, please someone cast 2 lipstick dress wearing women who are trying to get married and have 2 new teenage kids and bring Gay back into Wistera Lane cause someone in a suit has made sure that Bree's gay son is no longer that much gay.

Oh I forgot about that girl who's engaged to that basketball player in real life. Her storyline with that once crazy kid is useless. I'm also sick of Carlos as well, he was such an asshole in the first season when he was almost choking his then pretty wife because she wouldn't sign some papers yet now this season he's a huggable luvable kissable smoochable man in her life and in everyone's life. Whatever.

Right now I'm only watching because of that plumber. Get shirtless again already. And pantless. Or have Bree's house explode like that Melrose Place episode. Better yet, GET LESBIANS on the show!

Melinda Idol . Last night's women kinda gave the viewers the impression that this year's winner will be a female contestant. The men just basically sucked when it came to making a great first impression so thus the women have control over the show, in my opinion.

The one female performer that took it the next level was Melinda Doolittle who sang "Sing You've Been Gone". Ricky.org has all the performances and recaps of the show but I can't understand why American Idol is allowing him to post videos and song clips when they made sure all of their YouTube content was taken off the web. The show wants you to visit their site, not anyone else's.

As for Lakisha Jones taking on "And I'm Telling You" from Dreamgirls, well, she didn't do the song justice. I was not amused that she decided she would attempt to take on both Jennifer Holiday and Jennifer Hudson by singing their song and trying to trump them on a national TV level. For shame on you Lakisha for embarrassing yourself. You ain't in the same league as both Jennifer's so stop trying. GuyTVBlog.com is not on Team Lakisha, plus she reminds of me Mandisa from last year and we all know what she stands for... us gays burning in hell.

So soon it'll be Lakisha vs. Melinda in the final 12.

Bitchy Agency . It's 2 in the morning and I just finished watching a Tivo'd copy of VH1's The Agency, their Next Project Top Model Runway inspired series that follows the lives of both models and agency employees of the Wihelmina Modeling Agency.

The is great. You should really check your TV Guide out and check for the next showing. It's only 30 minutes long so you're not wasting too much time on another reality show. The show's momentum was non stop and it kinda felt like a Disneyland ride where the thrill isn't over the top but good enough to get your heart rate up.

The type of "toon" that you'll never catch one Saturday morning.

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February 13, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 13th - Monday 19th

Dick's Pecker . With Valentine's Day coming and going many people are undoubtably attempting to recreate moments given to us via the television box. Are you going to surprise your partner this Valentine's Day with a "Dick In A Box"? Are you and your lesbian friends going to a bar this Wednesday in hopes of finding The L Word's "Papi"? Or better yet, are you and your boyfriend hoping to find The Real World: Denver's Davis for a raunchy 3 way sex session that you'll never forget?

This Valentine's Day expect life intimiting art. Not everyone is creative. Not everyone is resourceful. If someone in your life attempts to recreate a romantic TV moment this week, accept it and embrace it... and then watch TV afterwards. Possibly David Letterman if he or you can't last very long. Or if you can last the entire night then both of you can watch The Today Show after you're both done.

Calling It . That's right. I'm calling it right now. Chance & Whiteboy will [assumption, NOT a spoiler] be the final 2. You've got someone who "mother" will be rooting for and you've got someone "mother" will hate. Will New York go with her mother's wishes and choose Whiteboy because he's good hearted and will "do her right" or will New York go against her mother, like most daughters do, and go for the bad boy which will in turn create a public breakup thus leading us to I Love New York: Season 2. [assumption, NOT a spoiler]

I, like many of you, have no fucking idea who will make it to the final 2 spots but as the show is going... Boston has no chance, Tango is definitely out, Real is gone and 12 pack's days are numbered. It's so obvious. I could be eating my words a week later since next week SUPPOSELY Chance has a verbal breakdown and shouts up a storm that he's leaving. Bullshit, calling that bullshit. Chance ain't going nowhere!

Big Enough . Just thought you'd like to know that Ken Kennedy from WWE's Smackdown is Big Enough for that homoerotic thought of "cushion for pushin". Be sure to watch Ken Kennedy's super big ol' bumpin ass cheeks every Friday on The CW's Smackdown. Got a super busy life? Then Tivo it. You've got a few seconds to hit record.

He'll also be taking his ripe luscious round booty cheeks to a special presentation of WWE's Raw which will be airing this Thursday. The show usually airs Monday nights but something in the TV universe has made them change nights for one week. Donald Trump will also be part of the show prompting the weak season of The Apprentice: LA.

If you missed Sunday's episode of Family Guy than you missed one of the biggest laugh out loud moments of the season. Peter basically found out his father was not his real father so he made an announcement to Mom that he had to find his real father. Peter suddenly went into Wonder Woman mode. He twirled with a flash and suddenly he was an extremly fat guy in a tight hot superhero suit. He ran out the door and I had tears rolling down my face.

Thanks to GuyTVBlog.com reader "icmp" for helping me find this very humorous moment from Family Guy. You may also enjoy a rather queer parody of the Wonder Woman's classic TV transformation.

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February 6, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 6th - Monday 12th

The Island Returns . Wait, before anyone gets confused, I do watch ABC's Lost. I just don't get why people think Sawyer is, oh I don't know, "hot". Anyways, starting this Wednesday, ABC's Lost returns for 16 all new episodes. I actually believe once Lost starts airing that the Heroes band wagon nearly everyone is on will stop mouthing off the "Heroes is the new Lost" bullshit.

Just because a show has gone off the air for a bit so that they can deliver no repeats for 16 straight weeks that people are quick to jump ship and cater to a completely unoriginal idea that NBC markets to kids. "You've met Mommy... now wait until you meet Daddy". What the fuck is that? It's worse than "Save the Cheerleader. Save the World". Pathetic.

So enough with Heroes. Let's start watching Lost as the other show goes to repeats and let the viewers once again get addicted to the island of hot rank sweaty men... and women. The real showdown for the shows will come in May when both shows will be finishing up their season runs, against one another as to who will bring in the most viewers.

Now I hope you didn't come here hoping to get Lost season secrets or spoilers. I don't even know what's going to happen in these 16 episodes but I expect far too many new Island questions will arise that will surely piss me off but leave me wanting even more questions.

Here's hoping that I finally start seeing Sawyer as a sex symbol... cause I don't see him as attractive... at all! I've never gotten an erection from watching Sawyer. Never. Ever.

Ever!

Oscar's Party! . The 79th Annual Academy Awards airs Sunday February 25th! Don't forget to get your Oscar party ready. Rent cheap tux's. Buy cheap wine. Make scorecards. Create A "I Want To Thank God" Drinking Game. Have a struggling actor/actress [with head shots on display] serve wine & snacks at your party. Place a red carpet on your walkway outside and inside. Pay people to snap photos of people coming into your party. Have lots of flashes going off and pay one guy to shout out soul crushing taunts in order to get tears from your guests. "You're too fat in that outfit! I almost fell into one of your pores! I slept with your husband!"

Just make your party memorable and the talk of the street come the next morning.

Catch Prince performing at the very rainy SuperBowl. Careful, this video may vanish sooner than you think. Again, I DID NOT upload this video.

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January 23, 2007

Qox Populi . The Oscars Edition

Wait... maybe it should say "The Oscars Are Out!"... eh, who cares. Moving on.

And The Nominees Are... Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Sunshine and Little Miss Sunshine. Mr. GuyTVBlog is clapping in gay glee here because I've been telling my friends and family for months now that this movie WILL be nominated for Best Picture. And so it was.

I was so fucking excited about the Oscar nominations that I didn't sleep all night. I stayed up finishing Bully, the video game I mentioned earlier, and waited and waited for the nominations. I had 2 televisions on. One was recording E! Television coverage while watching it on CBS' The Early Show. The other tv was recording The Today Show while I was watching Good Morning America. It's a blur now but one of them had Jennifer Hudson, the other had Forest Whitaker, the other had Helen Mirren on the phone, the other had Abigail on the phone, I'm telling you it was four shows blurred into one viewing experience.

In my opinion the best way to introduce yourself to Little Miss Sunshine is through the film's Official Teaser Trailer. If you want a quicktime version then check out Apple.com.

I was shocked though that Abigail Breslin, the 10 year old actress who plays Olive in Little Miss Sunshine, was nominated in the Best Supporting Actress category! Her co-star Alan Arkin who plays her grandfather in the film was also nominated in the Best Supporting Actor category.

Dreamgirls was shut the fuck out of all the major categories meaning no best picture nod, no directing nod plus there was no mention of a "I'm A Cunt On The Set Of Dreamgirls" nomination for Beyonce! Now before you start screaming "No Dreamgirls?" rants, please know that Eddie Murphy did get a nod for Best Supporting Actor for his role in the film. The film also ranked up a total of 8 nominations this year, the most of any film. Babel comes in 2nd place with 7 nominations total.

The predictable and expected nominees came with Jennifer Hudson getting a Best Supporting Actress nomination for Dreamgirls while Helen Mirren got her deserved nomination for Best Actress for The Queen. Let's not forget Meryl Streep got her well deserved nomination for the same category for The Devil Wears Prada.

Surprises came this morning with Ryan Gosling getting a Best Actor nod for a small movie even I've never heard of called Half Nelson. Mark Wahlberg was also nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in The Departed. Wow on that. Also the director for United 93, that film about 9-11 events, got a Best Directing nomination as well. Fuck if I know why.

Actress Salma Hayek was also on hand this morning to reveal the nominations and when everyone who's from Mexico [who's also a personal friend of hers] got nominations, well she either screamed out "YES" or almost burst out into tears. How sweet.

Salma went on E! Television live just after announcing the Oscar nominations and explained that she has been friends with Babel director Alejandro González Iñárritu for 23 years. She's also BFF with Penélope Cruz who got a Best Actress nomination for Volver. I'm Hispanic but born in the United States and I'm personally thrilled this year will be the year of Mexican Oscars!

I'm also pleased and predicting Monster House will win for Best Animated Film. Pixar's Cars and Happy Feet were also nominated in this category but Monster House has a morbid special place in my heart. A disturbing yet laugh out loud animated 3D film deserves to kick Pixar's ass.

Holy Shit! Jesus Camp has been nominated for Best Documentary Feature. But Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth was also nominated. Will God or Science win this year? That is the question. Fuck the other 3 who are nominated, we're either talking about saving our souls or saving mother earth. Pick one already!

Here's another shocker. Adam Sandler's movie Click got an Oscar nomination... for Achievement In Makeup.

Lesbians and Ellen Degeneres rejoice! Melissa Etheridge has been nominated for an Oscar this year for her song “I Need to Wake Up” from the documentary film An Inconvenient Truth. I've never heard the song so let me take a listen real quick... .... .... it's pretty damn good. Can't wait to see it performed live. Check out the video.

And 3 of Dreamgirls' 8 Oscar nominations comes from the same category. The songs Patience, Love You I Do and Listen have all been nominated. So Beyonce will share the damn Oscar stage with Jennifer, damn!

Ohhh, Superman Returns got one Oscar nomination for Achievement In Visual Effects. How exciting for gay director Bryan Singer!

For the Full Official List then head on over to The Academy Awards website.

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January 16, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 16th - Monday 22nd

RAW IS WAR . Remember when the company use to be able to use that company slogan before people complained? Well come January 29th RAW comes to Dallas, TX and I've got tickets. I've got my 2 cameras, my friends, a good vehicle, an XXXL condom [just in case Batista wants to use it], cash, credit cards, my iPod, a pen for autographs... damn, what else am I missing or forgeting that I should take with me to Monday night RAW?

Any suggestions?

Nick Up Close . Recently I've been catching VH1's Hogan Knows Best reality series and lately Nick has been getting my attention. He's simply TV cute and looks good when the camera zooms in on him in certain angles. Check out my visual obsveration of the VH1 celebstar and ask yourself... Does Nick get your full and erect attention?

Ugly Colton . Just after watching the season premiere of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County we find out that next week's show, the January 23rd episode, Colton [14 year old son of Housewife Jeana] is in a verbal fight with Shane [19 year old son of Housewife Jeana] and it leads up to Colton shouting an insult. Usually when one person yells an insult to another in a heated arguement there is some truth to it. This is the quote from the preview.

I can't wait to find out Shane's reaction after being called "Faggot"!

Ugly Kara . Oh dear, Jeana's kids are at it again. No wonder Shane may, I said MAY, be having difficultly coming out of that high fashion designer closet. On BravoTV.com's The Real Kids of Orange County webisodes we find Kara, the 17 year old daughter of Jeana, making waffles with her hunky friend. He does something to ruin her expensive waffle and she mutters this...

Now I'm sure they're good kids but come on, what the fuck are they thinking that it is okay to use these words in this kind of way? Who are they learning this bullshit behaviour from? I mean don't they know that you're not suppose to say things like this when a MUTHA FUCKING REALITY SHOW CAMERA is filming your every move? No excuse for this behaviour. But personal growth should come from this.

No L 4 Me . What's wrong with me? I haven't watched Showtime's The L Word for 2 weeks now. I have both the season premiere and the newest episode from Sunday night on my Tivo but no desire to watch them. Is this season good? The promos get me hyped up but sometimes I wish I had me some episode of The G Word.

When is HBO going to make their own Gay series that will sweep the Emmy's and the Golden Globes?

Update: I finally got around to watching the season's first two episodes of The L Word and I must say, Bravo! It looks like another well acted, highly addictive season. Start watching!

The Real House-Shane . Fans of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County will be glad to know that season 2 starts airing Tuesday January 16th at 10/9c. I just don't give a fuck about wealthy women living the "hard times" of Orange County. We've all got our issues with money, health and family. There's one reason why I watched the first season and it is probably the same reason why you watched. His name is Shane. He's 21 years old now and as of December 12th 2006, he remains "single" and seems to be part of a MySpace group entitled "NATURAL BORN FREAK & PROUD OF IT!"

All this of course leads viewers to once again ask that typical bullshit question "Is He Gay?"

Still have no clue who I'm talking about? Then check out this ancient Qox Populi post where Shane is the headline.

Don't have the time to read up about him, fine, he's tall, very handsome, a college baseball player and looks great without his shirt off. He is reality TV, whether he likes it or not.

Last night Bravo aired a mini special of Season 2 which showed us that Shane would be returning all season long. So let's get into. Why wait weeks to find out what happens? Let's start reading.

It seems the youngest "housewife" of the cast, Jo, has her horny eyes set on Shane once again. Here's the funny part. One night Jo finds out Shane wants to go out with the "girls" to a club/bar to drink and have fun. Our first glimpse of Shane reveals his newly shaved head that is left with a lite fuzz all around. Oh, he's also got earings in both ears. Well, that very night it seems Jo is once again having issues with Slade, her husband [i think], and uses Shane to make him jealous. The show is edited that they are going to go home together with possibility of having sex but we all know that ain't going to happen.

Shane's next clip in the season 2 package shows him being forced to stay at home due to a back injury from his recent baseball player. His brother, Colton, makes it known that Shane is a *BEEP* to everyone and is the "meanest person you will ever meet". Shane is also shown fighting with his brother that soon leads to water bottles being thrown and Shane grabbing his brother as the mother yells for them to stop. Oh... reality drama, you know how it goes. A little othing is suddenly elevated to a whole new mutha fuckin' level.

We have yet to see Shane dating a girl, kissing a girl, holding a girl's hand, doing ANYTHING sexual with a girl.

Later in the season 2 package we see Shane again in the middle of the Jo/Slade realationship feud. We see Shane in the kitchen wearing a "Buck Fuddy" shirt with Jo and she says to Shane... "I was trying to invite you out". Meaning this hot as fuck woman is asking out a hot as fuck young 20 something guy "out" and he doesn't accept from some mutha fuckin reason.

This clip show of season 2 just leads me to believe Shane is gay and he's dealing with so much life shit that it is just only making it harder for him to come out of the closet, that is if he is in fact a homosexual like the rest of us.

Pack Your Ego . That's right folks, another head from the multiple headed villain in Bravo's Top Chef 2 has been chopped off! Contestant Cliff was told to pack his ego and get the fuck off the show when he decided it would be a fun idea to shave Marcel's hair, you know, since Elia and Ilan shaved their heads, Cliff wanted to FORCE Marcel to shave his head, cause you know, it would be fun.

But it seemed everyone let Cliff physically rough house Marcel onto the floor and no one shaved Marcel's hair off. Marcel felt defenseless and weak and his own pride was hurt. Cliff was told to get off the fucking show due to his conduct during the prank that never happened. It was also revealed by the judges that Cliff was the one to go this week based on his food.

Oh and when the bald judge told Cliff he had to go, Cliff HAD THE NERVE to look shocked!!! As if him telling the camera that he "felt bad" was enough. Adios Cliff, no one's gonna miss you. Ohhh wait, and Cliff told Marcel that there were no "ill" feelings about it all yet earlier he and others would not help Marcel in the task at the resturant.

Why can't people just be honest on reality shows?

In the end all four Chefs, Sam - Elia - Marcel - llan, are going to Hawaii... but there's a twist. Out of the four, only 2 will move into the final round thus leading me to believe, predicting, assuming that Ilan will leave with Marcel leaving the last 2 most obvious choices left, Sam and Elia.

If only Gay Adverts for car companies really did come true.

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January 9, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 9th - Sunday 14th

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Monday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

Gays Win Every Week . Last night Lifetime TV debuted Gay, Straight or Taken, the dating show where a woman has to correctly pick the straight single guy out of the 3 candidates to win some kind of prize. If she chooses incorrectly then the Gay or Taken guy will walk away with the prize at the end.

How the show works is the woman who comes onto the show has NO IDEA what the premise is. She meets the 3 guys and they all started chatting... and then she gets a phone call. She answers it and it's a woman informing her that one of the guys there is her boyfriend and if she chooses him then she and her boyfriend win the big prize at the end.

She reacts shocked and asks the guy who's single and they all say they're single. Then comes ANOTHER PHONE CALL and this male caller says the same speech but that one of the 3 guys she's on a date with is GAY.

After the whole phone call thing the rest of the show becomes daunting and dull. Here comes the fast forward button. I already knew who was Gay during the first episode and revealed the answer here on GuyTVBlog.com. But a part of me was really wishing that Chris was the gay one this time. Damn he is so my type. Fuuuckkk, make me faint with an erection!

The end of the show gets really fun. The girlfriend and boyfriend of the Gay and Taken guys come out and inform the girl dating the 3 guys that they are here hoping she looses the show. The dating girl goes into her speech and starts labeling the 3 guys as either Gay, Taken or Straight. She labeled Chris, my GuyTVBlog TV Crush, as the gay one. He ended up being the Taken guy.

She then picks Luciano and labels him the Straight guy. But he steps forward and informs the girl that he's gay and she losses and he hugs his boyfriend yet gives us queer viewers no fuckin kiss.

It's a fun show that just keeps you smiling all episode long, especially during the ending. You're smiling and laughing so much that your cheeks will hurt.

The 2nd episode also aired during the premiere. Don't worry, every Monday we'll be getting 2 brand new episodes back to back. During the 2nd premiere episode I guessed Vic was the gay one as the show aired and in the end... I was wrong. FUCK.

Laugh At Martha! . Come on, let's all laugh at Martha Stewart. It seems her show is back with all new episodes starting this week and the rich rich rich rich RICH rich rich girl went on the air and started to promote another "Good Thing". The tip involved putting a hot water bottle thing at the foot of your bed to keep your feet warm during cold nights. Well she then started to inform the audience that we could also make "covers" for our hot water bottles.

She made a comment about making "sweaters" for the water bottles... get this... out of "cashmere" sweaters. You know, your used- done with, Cashmere fucking sweaters. Like everyone has the money to buy one to cut the fuck up and make a little sweater for the damn hot water bottle. The audience slowly started to laugh at her but the show went on as Martha didn't respond with words but only a smile and then the audience was suddenly silenced off camera. The average price for a Cashmere sweater or clothing made of Cashmere is average $99-$140 bucks.

Ohhhh Martha! Cue the retro 50's head tilt w/ smile as the camera zooms in for a close up.

Homo-Romance-phobia . On VH1's I Love New York, the 20 selected men were standing outside of the mansion at the start of the show. The front doors opened and what they thought would be Ms. New York stepping out ended up being her gay for pay sidekick Chamo.

Most of the guys started reacting like he was toxic and/or contangious and some started to overact as straight guys do and started making it known that they ain't playing like that. Some started walking off, which is fine, but ONE started acting like a Homopobe. I'm talking about Romance aka Crybaby Metrosexual My-Princess-Died Toothpick contestant of I Love New York.

As you see in the picture just above, once Chamo came out Romance started to act as if he just couldn't be seen. He first put up an "X" over his turned away face towards Chamo, the gay for pay sidekick. Then he put his hoodie from his jacket over his entire face and turned his back on Chamo. As if he could not longer be embarrassed and just couldn't stand the sight of an actual gay man.

Get this Romance, there's a whole lot of gay men in Ms. New York's life and if you for some fucked up reason make it the finale you better learn to accept all gay men as just friends. Not everyone wants you, you ain't all that. Step your mutha fuckin' ego down some damn notches.

The only guy caught on camera taking in the humor of it all is Onix. The man that I feel will be in the final four. Good job Onix.. good job... this week at least.

Down with Romance!

Top Morons! . Last night's episode of Top Chef featured the multiple headed villain that includes the highly immature Cliff, the highly immature Ilan, the highly immature Michael and the pretty face Sam, all attacking Marcel, the highly opinionted a-hole with heart. Last week a head of the multiple headed villain was cut off, that being Betty's head. This week another head was cut off, Michael's!!!

Also in last night's episode the super jealous and very catty Ilan actually told Marcel's friend Elia that she should throw the challenge, blame everything on Marcel and get him sent home!

Well next week comes the episode where the judges send someone home due to immature behaviour supposely not related to any contest given to the chefs. It seems Cliff and Ilan do something physical to Marcel's hair [I'm assuming] and this act gets them both kicked off the show thus leaving my predicted final 3, Sam, Elia and Marcel.

Expect the Cast Reunion special to air in about 2 to 3 weeks. There's going to be some explosive confrontations and nearly all will be directed towards Marcel.

Passion's Limp Dick . I'm having some issues with NBC's Passions. The daily soap opera that has witches, lesbians and Miguel. The show has lost its fun edge it once had in the past few weeks. We've got the annoying storyline involving Fancy and always being in damn trouble! I mean this stupid character is always and I MEAN ALWAYS in fucking trouble. I'm sick of it. But the best thing out of this storyline is Fancy's sister Sheridan has turned into Mega Cunt Bitch. Oh yeah, me's likes the bad female villains.

I'm sick of Ethan and Theresa not being together and almost being together and then not being together, I understand this is a soap opera but this whole dragging out process is just a horrid thing to watch. And speaking of Theresa, the heart of Passions, her new beau interest, Jared, is a step down and just completely unwatchable.

Speaking of unwatchable there's the Chad Harris storyline and who's he's sleeping with behind his wife's back Is he fucking a man or a woman? Having an affair is the norm when it comes to soap operas but having a gay affair is mind blowing drama for a soap opera and Passions seems to be fuckin tip toeing towards that outcome. The show has yet to tell us if the person Chad is sleeping with is in fact a woman. The mystery and hope of a male brother on the down low is a coming...

Here's how I watch Passions. I Tivo it and then fast forward through all the storylines until I either see Tabitha, Ethan & Theresa fucking, anything involving Miguel - Kay - Fox, Gwen & Theresa fighting and anything with Rebecca, Gwen's mother. Once I see these characters I press play and watch. Once they're off the air, it's back to fast forwarding.

That's NBC's Passions, to me at least. Fix it NBC.

Apprentice, That Whore . For those who missed the debut can watch it repeat on CNBC cable channel. Every episode will be repeated on the CNBC news channel so there's no need to make this program appointment TV.

Check out this funny Conan clip of the host interviewing a fake Donald Trump about "Fatty O'Chocolate Sauce" who drives a "Fat-illac" and loves the Dr. Suess book "The Fat in the Fat". That's some funny shit Conan!

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