October 21, 2009
Yes That Is "Super Model" Scott From The Real World Brooklyn On Some Halloween Costume Package
Was out shopping for Halloween costumes and noticed Scott as a "Super Model" on the cover of one of those overpriced cheap ass packages. Why no shirtless costume package pose? And what the fuck is with the over inflated head?
At least his impressive YouTube one man show has blossomed in my shorts beautifully!
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March 21, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Just More Questions As To Why Chet Just Doesn't Come Out As Bisexual Already
Wow. Did you see the moment when Chet licked his lips when talking about Scott's costume and how Scott's muscles will look better in the chilly night air. I mean Wow.
Seriously... had Scott EVER approached and/or cornered Chet into a sexual proposition that Chet would completely let Scott kiss him and have his way with him. I just don't see Chet every denying Scott in any way shape or form.
I'm surprised someone from Chet's frat house hasn't stepped forward and revealed his own sexual encounters with Chet. I mean what the fuck, I can no longer imagine Chet as a straight guy anymore. I just can't. I fucking can't do it.
What's even more crazy is that in this 2nd Halloween clip that Chet reveals to a tired ol' Joker costumed Ryan that he's wearing Scott's {possibly used} underpants. Chet goes on to say "Cause they're friggin so baggy. Either I have a really small cock or he has a really big one." Wow.
And why hasn't fucking New York Halloween made its way into an episode of The Real World Brooklyn?!?! I mean I haven't seen Halloween in the Real World since Chicago. And this whole business of Ryan having to go back to Iraq is kinda not what I think it is.
I mean didn't Ryan appear on an episode of the After Show during the beginning of this season. He wasn't in Iraq at the time yet he's there now? So I'm thinking he doesn't go back. That this is all just drama on TV about the fear of having to go back.
Update: Chet still portrays straight crush symptoms with a GuyTVBlog.com reader helping point out recent 2009 photos of Chet visiting Super Gay club Splash NYC with Super Straight Scott and that other Real World sporty chick girl. I can only imagine Chet wishing and hoping that Scott would showcase bisexual antics and give Chet his straight crush kiss under the club disco lights. That straight boy kiss that we can all assume Chet has been craving for since they met back in Brooklyn.
Update #2: It seems another reader of GuyTVBlog.com, "paul", has informed me and us that Ryan did indeed go back to Iraq in February of 2009. There's also a blog that is oddly devoted to Ryan and details information about Ryan actually being "redeployed to Iraq on April 15th". So sad and brave at the same time. I still remember that one guy on last week's episode talking about how when guys first sign up with the army that they don't realize that they may have to be redeployed over and over again.
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March 14, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Scott Shirtless, Shirtless Shirtless!!!
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March 5, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Douche Bag Chet Nearly Naked! Shirtless! Wet! In The Shower! Thank You Real World!
Oh man, how homosexual of Chet to want to talk to Scott while he showers, I mean while they both shower together, as if them showering at the same time wasn't planned at all. Like Chet didn't wait for Scott to shower and when he saw that Scott was showering he made it seem like this moment was the best time for him to shower along side Scott. I mean come the fuck on Chet. You make this all too easy.
And in this other Real World Dailies video Kat demands for a very willing Scott to show off his prize winning abs and at the same time our aspiring homosexual hottie Chet is heard in the background and then seen on camera also demanding that Scott show off his abs once again. Oh Chet, he calls Scott's abs "boner-rific".
But "straight as an arrow" Chet, only gay guys get a boner from seeing Scott's abs... not women. They don't have dicks to which gain a "boner" from. Only gay men like me and... yourself.
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February 26, 2009
Oh My God! The Real World Brooklyn Just Got Too Immature For Me! FOR ME! I'm Even Shocked At That Revelation!
Seriously. The house is dicks versus breasts. The dicks think they are always in the right, raised right and know better and the breasts think they can do what they want, clean up at their own pace and think they know better.
I'm actually on the side of the girls. These dicks really need to just worry about themselves and stop trying to CHANGE people into these duplicate models of these amazing people that the boys think they are themselves.
Now I would understand about pleasing a dominate force in a house had it been a Big Brother situation where everyone is trying to work everyone to win a huge cash prize in the end but this is fucking The Real World, just a house where you can do what you want, live how you want and have it filmed. Guys, please just shut the fuck up. I swear I think Scott wants to rub the girls face in their mess to "teach them a lesson", his favorite quote of the night.
Thankfully the ONLY mature person in the house, Baya, says "...it's been this girls versus boys thing and the arguments really aren't that important". THANK YOU! Let's move on and get to REAL LIFE.
I hate that the edit on last night's show was kinda pro JD when in fact he's the core problem in the house, besides Chet that is. Even Scott went the immature route of hiding car keys from the girls because one of them wouldn't clean their coffee cup.
And I love that Scott is still the ONLY one who continues to point out his issues with Katelyn's need to wear underwear around the house and how he doesn't like it. He claims that had a beautiful housemate of the house did it he still would not want to see it. I don't believe him. You ain't that good of a boy bitch. It is completely obvious that because he is not attracted to Katelyn and that she was formely a dude that he has an issue with her changed body that was once a man. I'm getting a hint of "Am I a homosexual because I like her ass". I mean Ryan did point out later that the best part of Kat's body was her backside. LOL.
I'm so over Scott and his need to have the girls "respect" him and the other GUYS. Chet and JD loves to nit pick at every girl's actions and if something goes wrong in the house... it's the girls fault. No matter what it is. It's sooo drama on the boys side of the house.
The girls CONTINUE not to argue with each other but only with the boys.
During last night's mega ultra cunty cat fight that CHET started because he's so fucking dramatic and it had to do with the car being out of gas, well finally it all came out. God forbid Ryan has to get up early in the morning for a class and when he should have gone to bed he HIMSELF decided to react and fight with the girls. Just go to bed and get your sleep.
Oh how laughable, Ryan brings up a brillant point about how the boys MASTERMINDED some stupid plan on not taking out the trash for a week to a reaction out of the girls. OH YEAH BRILLANT. This is the point to where Baya should have stepped out and made her awesome quote about arguing over things that "aren't really that important". But I'm betting had she did that the boys would have turned it into something else like they always do. Some bullshit about how living this way is a reflection of your blah blah blah..
OH MY GOD, Ryan refers to Katelyn walking away from the arugment as a "backing out" move and refers to her as a "weak enemy"... um... over what... not doing EXACTLY what the men want them do to. FUCK YOU GUYS. These bitches can live how they want since obviously you all four are living how you want. Oh and then Ryan tries to MATURELY insult Kat about how her "back" is the best part of your body". TSK TSK Ryan. Shut the fuck up.
Kat goes to get Bevyn to help out as four guys take on Sarah. Bevyn calls this "nonsense" and the guys "bitter" and suggests that Sarah and all the girls to just walk away... which doesn't happen. Sarah tries to realize that she is "passive" and when JD tries to bring up the girls talking smack behind their back when THEY ALL DO IT but wait, then Ryan tells her "I'm not buying it".
At this point the girls can't do any better to the guys so whatever they do or say is just WRONG to the boys. Ryan calls Sarah "fake" and how she "doesn't know a single thing about me". Sarah puts Ryan in his place about him not making an effort to learn more about her then just focusing on how she lives in the house. She says she doesn't put an effort to the boys ONLY because they don't put an effort to learn her.
But this of course PISSES JD off to no end and JD takes this comment personally when he thinks he's gone to her "repeatedly" to get to know her but really it's to address things that have pissed him off, or so we've seen on the edited shows.
Then JD SMASHS THE TABLE with his anger issues and Ryan seems to ignore it by continuing on trying to break Sarah down after JD calls her a "hypocrite", something everyone person on the face of this earth is capable of and EVERYONE denies they are at some point. Even JD.
I feel like I'm reporting a fight in the Big Brother house and I don't know why I'm reporting on this. I think I need my Big Brother fix already. The new season doesn't start until July so I've got about five months to wait.
Back to the Real World. Where the fuck is Baya?!?! Come on girl, say your quote.. send the boys over the edge and have JD toss a couch through the wall.
JD heads on over to get Bevyn who just doesn't give a shit and continues to talk on the phone. ALWAYS RIGHT JD tells her to come to the "pow wow" they are having yet NO ONE reacts to JD breaking the table over unimportant issues. That's a sign of anger problems.
OH MY GOD. JD then doesn't get the CORRECT ANSWER from Bevyn he wanted so he rips the phone out of the wall and out of her hand and walks away in ANGER as she calls him "pyscho" and doesn't want to be involved in the "negative energy" shit the boys are starting.
JD continues to get back in Devyn's face about how DEVYN and the girls are talking about him behind his back yet the guys just GOD FORBID NEVER TRASH them right back. OH JD with his halo on his head... poor JD is offended. Shed a tear.
She walks away calmly and asks him if he's "done", which he isn't. He goes to throw the phone out the window and heads back yelling at Devyn once again about how SHE goes behind people's back to talk about him... um okay HALO WEARING ANGEL JD.
Ryan and the rest of the boys again DO NOT ADDRESS the highly unneccessary actions of JD with Ryan going back to how the girls don't want to "clean". It is all just completely laughable. Make your sides hurt laughable. Sarah who has not left the boys FINALLY is the first to say that breaking the table is "negative energy".
Oh FINALLY Baya comes out but says she sees the table and is "shaking" at what's to come next. Devyn comes back out to tell the boys that yelling and breaking the table is "not positive" WHICH IS TRUE. But again the girls aren't wearing halo's themselves but they are at least not giving in to the guy's bullshit demands. Fuck the guys talking about "respect", there's no cash prize here, no one is going to deny these women a job after the show is over because they didn't CLEAN UP after themselves or PUT GAS in a car after they used it. Oh my good God.
Chet then pulls a douche bag move by telling Devyn how they just want to "discuss" things yet all they are doing is yelling and breaking things. Chet, SHUT THE FUCK UP, go on the challenge already and get OWNED.
Now here's what really pisses me off about those PREDICTABLE boys. Had Katelyn threw a vase and it broke against a wall to make a point the boys would have been all over "that is so unneccessary" bullshit and looked even more down on the girls for reacting in that manner when they are just merely "discussing" it with them. But since JD was "pushed" to react by breaking shit in the house these boys have some fucked up agenda that JD was JUSTIFIED in doing what he did, brought on by the girls. Um, no, that would be some fucked mental issue JD needs to deal with.
And I can't believe the season trailer for The Real World Brooklyn included the table smash giving me hope the fight was about something that actually was IMPORTANT and not cleaning issues or JD's insane need to have Sarah talk to him about the stupid little shit that bothers HIM. I see Sarah's point, even though she didn't word it properly, that she doesn't think about the small stuff that JD wants to talk about but had it been something more serious and life changing related material that she would talk to JD about whatever needed to be talked about. I see Sarah not giving a shit about the little shit that JD gets offended by, a fucking little laugh here and there that bothers JD. Shut the fuck up JD, get over everyone having to respect you. We've seen your idiot rants earlier in the season.
Devyn then gives an amazing quote in the confessional, "I do think there is validity in some of the things they say. I think the problem is one, how they present it, and how their failure to acknowledge ANY issues in themselves". Baya admits about the trash issues is something she can work on but how the boys are handling it.
Finally they end it by the girls saying they will put more effort yet the boys have done nothing wrong and Scott chuckles about the table and phone getting broken. Devyn, you said it best earlier.
In the final clip Chet says he's TIRED of the "fighting", something he loves to start. The show alsy shows a montage of the girls cleaning. Scott thinks it all went well. Shut up you beautiful creation of hard work and beauty. Ryan continues to think the girls have "learned their lesson". Rolling eyes moment.
This can't be the end of the show drama. JD loves how the girls have been "informed" of their behaviour around the house, he says this as he buys a new phone to which Chet sees the next morning calling the act "stupid", you know when JD isn't around. At least we hear Devyn laughing in the back 'cause she still don't give a good God shit about it all. LOL. The show ends with girls talking some trash on the guys and the world of The Real World goes round... I can't wait for the next big Big Brother fight... I mean Brookly fight.
Big Brother 11, come back sooner!
Oh here's "I'm Mature" Scott, "I Know Better" Ryan and "I'm Holier Than Thou" Chet reacting to the fight episode and how they continue to feel they were in the right. Chet talks about Kat having "split personailites" and Ryan says Sarah is the "problem" in the house. Um.. okay.. she's the "problem", you guys are just great. They all laugh at the table breaking and call JD "a kind soul". Scott continues to think they were being "nice" and it almost looks as if the guys feel the girls deserved what they got. Scott continues to defend JD's actions and reactions to things are are just not "important" as Baya says.
The fan reaction is pretty divided over at MTV.com's video page of this video. Check it out to waste more minutes of your life with the cast of the Real World!
Again the boys in the house are the drama QUEENS. Usually its the girls in the real world houses trying to fight with the guys to do things but the men this year are just so fitting the cunt role this year.
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February 20, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Scott Herman Is Calvin Klein Wet! And The Guys This Season Are Catty Bitches, Not The Girls
I was going to post a video from RealWorldDailies.com featuring Chet & Scott showering together (well separately in different stalls) yet they WOULD NOT shut up about how Devyn, one of their female housemates, and how she should run her life and how she's doing everything wrong with this experience.
This season of Real World is back to highly immature idiots, from both sides. It's mostly the guys who seem to think they are better than the girls in every way, shape and form. Just like my other show I love to bitch about, CBS' Big Brother, everyone in this Brooklyn house is a equal hypocrite opportunist and both sides of the gender house have their own holier than thou bullshit personas where they trash the other side to make themselves feel better and neither gender side really doesn't try to work together to make both sides of the house grow as people. Both sides continue to tear each other down with bullshit cunty rants behind everyone's back.
Ryan is the worse of them all. Yes he fought for our country but his over the top machismo attitude towards life is just too much for me. Yes he's funny, Yes he's adorable like a teddy bear but his views on male machismo is crazy. And if you want an example, his reaction to JD's reaction to the mouse. Yes Ryan I understand you've seen the worse of the worse but JD hasn't and his reaction to a fucking mouse is warrented. Let him have it.
And don't get me started on Chet. Or JD. I can't tell who I can't stand watching more than the other. Actually all four need to get their asses on the next challenge so the vets can wipe the floor with their bullshit self appointed greatness personas and send them out one by one. Chet especially. Oh please vets pull amazing pranks on Chet and only Chet. Make Chet's life at the challenge HELL and then send him out with his head shaved. His beautiful hair gone along with his eyebrows. Hey Chet, LAUGH, it's funny, it's a "prank". I fucking know he can't take what he dishes out. Please Chet, do the next challenge. Whore yourself for money. Sin You Hot Bodied Tool Sin.
And here's what so funny about this season. I, as a viewer, have no issues with the girls. I like all the women of The Real World Brooklyn. It's the guys this season that are coming off like catty cunts. I can't even think of an episode so far where the women are fighting with each other. It's the men who are fighting with each other and with the women.
The BOYS of the Brooklyn house this season are the problem.
But at least with the AfterShows online and on TV the cast has moved on with their hatred of each other so maybe as the season plays out they actually all get along in the end. But I still want Chet dealt with at the Challenges. I heart you Chet but oh man you need some Challenge "loving". I can't help it, I still like Chet and his nearly flawless cut body.
MTV, more shirtless Chet please.
Bonus, Scott tells some guy on the phone about how HE thinks Devyn should live her life and how she is doing everything wrong. But again Devyn is the same with Scott, mostly about his love life. Whatever you two, just fuck already and get it over with. It's not love there, just lust. But Scott sure is hot to watch, even when he's just talking on the phone. That boy can't do anything wrong when it comes to being in front of a camera.
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February 12, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Mark Long, Scott & Ryan Have An Ab Contest & Chet Does Not Participate! What The Hell Chet?!?!
I didn't watch the episode that aired tonight, I recorded it to watch later but I did just happen to catch the after show when the abs contest occured throughout the show. I think we all would enjoy Scott's abs and Mark's beautiful large nipples/pecs. Ryan joined in with his predictable humor take on the contest and later Chet came out and shockingly did not participate!
What the hell Chet!?!? You boasted about your abs on the show a few episodes back and yet you feel no need to compete on the after show thing? For shame closeted tight pants boy, For shame.
As for Scott grouping how ALL men feel regarding humor and how women can never understand men and their humor.. .well Scott, let's not be a tool here you gorgeous muscled idiot. Not everyone thinks like you. Not everyone with a dick agrees with your points on how your humor isn't the least bit "malicious". Give me a fucking break Scott, you're how old? Stop trying to talk down to women telling them that just because they don't see your idiotic point of view that they just "don't" or "can't understand" what you're trying to say. Just shut up and flex.
As for Chet, just come out as Bisexual already. Just star in Chet's Mormon Shot At Love already. Get it over with so all of us can apply to win your bisexual heart.
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February 9, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Scott Sweaty & Shirtless, JD's "Sock Filled" Briefs Package
Videos after the jump....
JD is still a douche though. His TV version at least. Still smitten with Chet here yet there are no new shirtless Chet videos! Come the fuck on Real World Dailies!
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January 21, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | JD Talks About Meeting A "Gay" New York Giants Football Player At A Straight Bar Who's "Very Fucking Hot"!
Interesting... what else does The Real World Brooklyn dailies reveal... oh yes! Shirtless Scott playing with his MEAT!
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January 10, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | "Bisexual" Chet Discovers JD's "Magnum Extra Large Condom" And Flat Out Wants To Know More About JD's Extra Large Dick
Video after the jump!
But then "Bisexual" Chet says this about JD's actions.
But then Chet has this discussion with Super Adorable Ryan about Ryan turning Bisexual at the end of this experience with JD. Make up your fucking mind Super Cute Chet.
And then Chet reveals that he use to wear a "purse". Oh MY GOD BISEXUAL CHET!
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January 9, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Scott, The Brooklyn Muscle Or Eric 2.0
Someone out there wanted screencaps from episode 1 and 2 of The Real World Brooklyn featuring only Scott and here they are. Enjoy.
As for the new season I am both thrilled that almost half the cast is LGBT but for some reason the show hasn't grabbed me yet. I actually love Chet, he's my favorite so far this season while Scott is a bore and Ryan is just someone there to laugh at. Finally we have J.D., his personality is borderline loveable and annoying. I mean him being dramatic about a condom that may or may not have been taken from his "personal drawer" is crazy and him flipping the fuck out on Sarah later in the season, something hypocritical she supposely says causes him to smash a bowl of fake fruit into the glass table...
THIS FUCKER thinks he can just walk away after smashing a glass table in front of Scott's beautiful body... um... fucker you better be almost kicked out for that or attend anger management class. I mean really... smashing a fucking glass table because someone is a hypocrite. Just throw a pillow or something, not be a TV drama king.
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January 7, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Chet's Beautiful Pale Muscled Body Is A Must See Tonight! Real World Dailies Reveal House Has Sarah {Lesbian}, J.D. {Gay} & Katelynn {Transexual}
Tune into tonight on MTV for the HD version of The Real World Brooklyn! Please come out as bisexual Chet... oh please please please. Head on over to Real World Dailies to view all the videos as a sneak preview to tonight's premiere.
Shirtless Pale Muscled Chet Video after the jump
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January 6, 2009
Welcome To The "Real World" JD, Scott, Chet & Ryan! The 21st Season Begins Jan. 7th! Plus Best Week Ever Says "If That Slutty Bitch Sara Lays One Hand On My Man She Will Be Fucked In The Face"
Video content after the bump
Holy shit that was funny unbleeped shit. Remember you can check out uncensored dailies every fucking single day over at The Fucking Real Fucking World Fucking Dailies for all new fucking videos that will most likely cause your system to slow down as MTV continues to create heavy content that is fucking too much for most PC's to handle.
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December 16, 2008
Real World Brooklyn | The TV Trailer Returns!
The official website has also opened. Check out the cast photos and more right now over at MTV.com!
Continue reading to view the trailer, the damn MTV embedded trailer makes my site run slower... get it right MTV... I mean what the fuck!
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