November 8, 2007

The Real World Sydney | Episode Ashli's Song

So I miss a week and a roommate has left the harbour. What an idiot, I mean over a cock? A simple dick, one that is nothing more special than the next joe. Why the fuck even come to Sydney and then leave the fucking experience for a simple dick?

Anyways, so the show brings in a new female cast member, some Cali girl who's nice as a button and pretty as a freshly plucked daisy. Her entrance song on the show caught my queer ear and after some minor research I present you Roommate Ashli's song "Shiny Toy Guns' Turn To Real Life". This is the first time I've ever heard of this band, artist, group. Check it out.

And now for the odd piece of news. After using google's cached wikipedia feature we discover someone has posted 9 roommates for this season. Last night's "Coming Soon On The Real World" preview showed us a preview of cast member bitch Trisha pushing "the fat girl" aka Parisa which leads to a house meeting where Parisa basically wants Trisha out of the house. If Parisa gets her way then one can only assume that "Julien" is the 9th roommate. Interesting. But of course this could just be a bunch of bullshit so I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:27 AM | Comments (1)

June 3, 2007

Real World Sydney . The Cast Photographs Beautifully

It seems someone passing through GuyTVBlog.com has noticed that the photos of the Sydney house have already been posted elsewhere on some web forum... so Mr. GuyTVBlog took a quick visit to the forum and discovered a beautifully taken photograph of the Sydney Cast!

Complete credit goes to the Speak Reality forum posters who revealed the photograph... possibly taken from another website/forum. That's just how it goes, the cast member's photos are like whores, passed around anywhere and everywhere.

Yep. Sugar Muffic Cohutta Lee is a cast member. He looks rather cute out of his cowboy mountain gear.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:00 AM | Comments (2)

June 2, 2007

Real World Sydney . Darling Sydney Harbour

It seems this is the Real World Sydney house. A GuyTVBlog reader helped point the way to these pictures and I'd like to thank her for leading us to a glimpse of where Cohutta and his cowfriends stayed during their 5 month stay. Yeah for Real World house exteriors!

Readers with a very short attention span, like myself, start listening to the wonderfully sexy Aussie accent during the last 30 seconds for the reasons why this Darling Harbour was chosen for the locale of the Real World house.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:33 AM | Comments (1)

June 1, 2007

Real World Sydney . Cohutta's CowPixs & Friends

Well it seems Sydney is about to get some Cowboy Mountain Flavor come this summer when The Real World Sydney premieres on MTV sometime late July/early August. Cohutta is just 23 years of age and rides his horse to Sydney from Blue Ridge, Georgia. He hunts, he fishes, he's got "brokeback" potential, he builds houses as well as sells them, he likes to "sit outside on my porch and play the guitar...i guess i would rather be on a horse in the mountains as anywhere in the world.."

Well Cohutta, come this late summer you'll be anywhere but the mountains. You'll be spitting and crotch scratching your way into American's hearts as you meet 6 "goal driven" horny strangers picked to live in a house, fight together, fuck together, to find out- oh I forget how the rest goes.

It seems Cohutta is one of the Sydney castmembers because his MySpace profile friends basically just give it the fuck away. One his female Cowgirls wrangled up a comment that said "hey sugarmuffin! Miss ya.. How is everything goin? Gezz has it been 5 months already!! Its time for you to come back cause lake blue ridge is screaming for some attention."

Hmmm... Sugar Muffin! That's Mr. GuyTVBlog's new nickname for Cohutta... Sugar "Darling" Muffin Cohutta. Another one of his MySpace Cowgirls [and he's got a huge herd of them] wrote "OR a kangaroo! ha i hope your ankles okay, we miss you!!" I guess this means Cohutta hurts himself near the end of his stay which could mean he gets injured on his cast's holiday.

One his Cowboy Moutain mates Kyle writes "whats goin on hutt' hows it goin over there havent heard from u in a while." Well Kyle GuyTVBlog thinks your Sugar Muffin has been getting some aussie "tail"! Another Cowgirl writes "hey there!! how are things down under??some wallaby fur panties would be soo killer!!"

Another Cowgirl asks "Hey buddy!!! what cha been doin this week??? what travel agency do you work for... any deals down under???" Does this mean their job is with a Travel Agency? I reckon so.

It seems Sugar Muffin has a sister. She writes back in March on his profile comments area "why hello brother i love you and cant wait to see you"... Does this mean she makes a family trip to Sydney?!?! I'm jealous. Let's go further into his comments to figure out when he left for the show.

On Feb 28th 2007 Cohutta wrote on one of his Cowgirl profiles "hows my baby girl.. miss u much darlin.. if u see unknown number answer the phone.. probably me". Interesting... Back on Cohutta's profile a Cowboy writes on Feb 11th "cohutta man show america how ppl in blue ridge do it man keep it easy we will see ya when ya get back". Counting back, that's about 5 Real World months. Back on Feb 4th another Cowgirl wrote "Hey babe, Only a few more days.. I hope you have fun!! Miss ya boy! Love ya Tamra!" So that must mean he left around mid February for The Real World.

Well MySpace is quite helpful folks. Cohutta, welcome to the world of Reality television. Look forward to watching you breed your seed all over Sydney!

Cohutta Lee . Official MySpace Profile

Posted by guytvblog at 12:04 AM | Comments (3)

May 31, 2007

Real World Sydney . House Decor Pictures!

Tomorrow Mr. GuyTVBlog covers The Real World Sydney's Mountain Cowboy housemate, Cohutta!

Posted by guytvblog at 12:06 AM | Comments (2)