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June 7, 2010

Super Gorgeous | The Next Food Network Star's Herb Mesa!!!

Well no wonder I've in TV Love with him! He's a part time personal trainer. Here's his quick bio from Food Network.

"Herb, 41 (Atlanta, Ga.), is a restaurant-trained chef who worked his way up from dishwasher to director of catering and assistant general manager of luxury hotels. He has worked as a personal chef since 2003 and adds creative twists to recipes from friends and family. Herb, who works as a personal fitness trainer in his spare time, also attempts to nutritiously enhance any recipe he encounters."

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April 20, 2010

Super Gorgeous! | Paolo Andino

Damn I just can't get enough of The Big Gay Sketch Show's Paolo Andino. Give him his own workout, spin off talk show where he also dates 20 men and travels the world. Make him and his gorgeous body a super star LogoTV!

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February 25, 2010

Super Gorgeous! | Big Brother 10 Brazil's Carlos, Cadu, Kadu- Whatever His Name Is, He's Brazilian HOT! As Are His Other Houseguests!

Featured in the top pictures is Carlos aka "Cadu". The rest of his gorgeous housemates are featured below. I can't believe I didn't realize a new Big Brother Brazil had started at the beginning of this year! Let's take a visual dive into Carlos' stay in the house. I believe he's still part of the house, not yet evicted but I could be wrong.

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January 27, 2010

Super Gorgeous | Paul From Bad Girls Club 4!!! Plus Bad Girls Club Reunion Details!

He's completely dreamy and so damn good looking! He's beyond handsome! I hope he comes back for another episode of Bad Girls Club. I mean he was only shirtless during one big scene!

And have you heard of the BLOODY REUNION of the Bad Girls Club that already taped... to be aired late Feb/early March??? Well it turns out next week things get NASTY between Flo & Natalie. Their war starts next week in the house that carries all the way to the reunion! There's rumored talk of Flo ripped something off of Natalie that causes a blood bath and then there's rumors of Flo with a cut on her leg!

Those BITCHES are beautiful crazy! The reunion is so big that Oxygen is splitting the reunion over 2 episodes! There's also talk that next season of the BGC will take place in Miami at a whole new house! FINALLY!

Now after season 5 airs Oxygen really needs to gather some of the girls for a Bad Girls Club Challenge show, similiar to RW/RR Challenges. Now that would be some head exploding the fuck up watching television our mother's would be proud of!

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January 26, 2010

Super Gorgeous! | If I Can Dream's Benjamin Elliot

He's part of some new reality show that's suppose to air on multiple platforms. Some waste your time format where stalkers can communicate in real time with the 5 gorgeous nobodies and follow them view the web and on TV.

According to MTV.com the show basically is... 'If I Can Dream' will give viewers a documentary-like look at what it takes to achieve success and recognition in Hollywood in 2010," according to the announcement. "The viewer will watch as an initial group of five young people — a musician, an actor, two actresses and a model — leave their hometowns and live together high up in the Hollywood Hills. Their every move will be streamed live online as they rehearse, write music, socialize and plan their careers. Innovative camera and sensor technology will allow a global audience to interact with the aspiring performers through text, blogs, MySpace, Twitter and Facebook as the action unfolds in real-time — something that has never been attempted on a global scale before.

Blog posts and video messages from audience members will allow the performers to test out new ideas, rehearse and audition in front of a "live" audience at all times, as new hopefuls and participants will be introduced as a community develops around the show, according to producers."

Yeah, that's what I want to do. Sit on my ass and watch others achieve their dreams and become successful. At least Benjamin is Super Gorgeous but not gorgeous enough to get me watching and following his every move. But maybe you will. Knock yourself out with this show that debuts soon.

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January 12, 2010

Introducing Super Gorgeous Master Spy Sterling Archer! Thank You FX Network For This Hot Piece Of Cartoon Ass!

Well now you kinda have to draw his muscled ass for your new gay fan base. Somehow I think a gay animator was behind the design of his handsome face and lean muscled build. Check him out on the FX Network as his new series debuts this week! Jan. 14th! Head on over to his official show website for more information.

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December 9, 2009

Super Gorgeous! | Chef Academy's Emmanuel! Shirtless & Bare Assed!

Now I'm not really a big fan of Chef Academy but I am aware of Emmanuel. I also know he has a porn star past, a super gross straight one, but on the next episode Emmanuel reveals his naked body minus the penis. Of course if you really want to see the naked version of Emmanuel then by all means click here.

What's even more crazy is the other guys on the show found out about Emmanuel's porn alter ego Jean Val Jean but that's old news according to everyone else who reported on it first. But let's focus on this week's current bare assed happenings. Emmanuel will wear nothing but a black apron on the next episode and of course Super Gay Bravo is wanting us all to tune in... and we will. Here's a clip of the scene that I look forward to watching in High Definition next week.

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October 20, 2009

Super Gorgeous | Golf Channel's Big Break's Ed Moses Plays & Sweats All Over The Golf Course!

Well he did for only one episode. He got eliminated on the first episode. But at least his video package is Super Gorgeous! Check him out over at the Golf Channel's official website for Big Break: Disney.

And a bonus Super Vintage Ed Moses shirtless with hairy pecs!

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September 29, 2009

Super Gorgeous! | That Bicep Bulging Suit Wearing Tall Dark & Handsome Soap Actor... What's His Name?

Was in a doctor's office waiting room thing and saw him on the television! I was alone so I had to whip out my camera phone and snap some photos of him. WHO IS HE? He must be amazing shirtless! I mean his biceps are about to rip out of his suit sleeves!

Whoa! Thanks to the huge response! He's Brandon Beemer! and WTF! It's like everyone knows him except me!

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September 21, 2009

Super Gorgeous | The X Factor's Newest 19 Year Old Contestant Slash Singer!

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April 20, 2009

Super Gorgeous | Survivor Tocantins' Brendan Synnott's Pec Bounce! Just Out Of Nowhere He Does It!!!

Last week Super Jealous Tyson & Really Super Jealous Coach figured it was time to finally get rid of Brendan, the self made MILLIONAIRE who for some reason is on a TV show trying to win a million dollars even though he's already a multi millionaire. That explains his fucked up need for JT to win.

The show this week is making it seem like Sierra, Brendan's 2nd in command, is getting bullied and attacked by Coach & Tyson for her "actions". The preview also leads us to believe she wins Immunity thus causing the tribe to vote out either Tyson & Coach.

If the rest of the tribe sees Tyson and Coach belittle and bully Sierra out and openly in front of tribe members I suspect they will turn on them both and get Tyson out if he does not win immunity for the 3rd straight time in a row.

This is the first Survivor season in a long while where I'm counting down the days of the week for an all new episode. I loathe Tyson and Coach. Coach must make it further since he's not seen as a threat so I predict that if anyone other than Tyson wins immunity that Tyson WILL be voted out.

We so need another blindside and I want Tyson & Coach on the shit end of the stick this week. I also want that old lady who feels Tyson and Coach are GODS to be the new "Sierra" and have the game flip on her ass.

As long as JT & Taj make it further and the rest of Brendan's tribe eats each other alive, I'm totally fine with that.

And now back to Brendan's beautiful pec bouncing moment.

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April 10, 2009

Super Gorgeous | Survivor Tocantins' Brendan Synnott's Abs For Days!

And Damn you Coach for almost getting rid of Brendan! Next week Brandon should get his shit together to take you out! Numb nuts JT just needs to be TOLD like a child that if he, Stephen, Taj, Sierra get together that his old tribe lines outnumber him and Sierra because if he and Stephen go with Coach that he and Stephen become highly expendable at a later point.

Use Tyson's immunity win as a means to hold it against him. Make Tyson the threat. Blindside Tyson next week if he doesn't win immunity.

I mean what the fuck. Go to Erinn and let her fucking know that Tyson, that old bitch and Coach created a new alliance with JT and Stephen LEAVING HER OUT! This should piss the shit out of Erinn thus causing her to join Brendan's alliance.

There we have a split of 3 vs 3 from original tribes. Make sure they are the final 6 and then fight it out among them at that point. You could also let JT know that in their alliance is 3 guys vs 3 girls, either or JT has it good, however this alliance splits down the middle if need be.

But then there's those 2 damn immunity idols that Taj and Brendan has. FUCK.

As long as Coach goes next week I'll be happy. Brendan can go next week after that. Fuck it.

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March 19, 2009

Super Gorgeous | I Can't Get Enough Of Survivor Tocantins' Brendan Synnott

This week there's no episode of Survivor. Damn it. But at least we can all enjoy some Brendan until the show returns next week.

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March 10, 2009

Super Gorgeous | Survivor Tocantins' Brendan "Just Too Damn Beautiful For Survivor" Synnott

This may be Brendan's last week on the show as his own alliance is onto his multi trip alliance plan. Damn it!

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March 4, 2009

Super Gorgeous | Survivor Tocantins' Brendan "Barely Naked" Synnott

Oh Thursday can't come soon enough. I need another week of Brendan!

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February 24, 2009

Super Gorgeous | Third Place True Beauty Winner Billy Jeffrey & 2nd Place Loser Joel Pose In Baby Oil

Well it seems Billy didn't win but getting 3rd place while Joel got 2nd! Outrageous! But at least he's dating that young model Laura Leigh from the show. When the cast appeared on Tyra's shitty show they talked about meeting each other's parents yet down playing out serious the relationship is. So... Billy isn't secretly making out with "Always Nude" Ray. Damn it.

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February 3, 2009

Super Gorgeous | The Big Bang Theory's Guest Star... Brian Patrick "Unbelievable Muscle Definition" Wade

I just walked in the door, turned on my TV and there he was. I hear he was shirtless on 2 & a half men show which you can watch on YouTube and he was featured in a previous episode of CBS's The Big Bang Theory but last night he was just too fucking beautiful in high definition on my other TV. The episode did hint at the end that Penny's character is going to take her ex boyfriend Kurt, played by Brian, back in her life so here's hoping he gets shirtless on The Big Bang Theory. I also found out he was shirtless on some army show on HBO, Generation Kill. Oh Brian... please do more high definition appearances.

And oh my God that giant beer bottle in his hand is so "phallic". And what do you know, here's the clip!

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January 11, 2009

Super Gorgeous | My Super Strong Tool Academy Crush, Robert "Power Tool" Makes His Reality Show Debut!

Oh sweet Holy Muscles, Robert made his TV debut this morning and my heart raced! I'll be his doormat bitch if she leaves him after this show experience. But just for a little while. I'd like to move on to someone better eventually but I think most of us would love to have fun with this "tool" and his "tool", also his "tool box". Get it... "tool".

I am also happy to announce that this handsome tool makes it to round 2. Some other douche bag gets expelled. I can't wait to see some of these hunky douches on I Love Money 3. We also got to see a preview of I Love Money 2 during the show's premiere today and this new cast has one bitch clawing and digging her designer nails into Buckwild's face during the nomination ceremony. Security is in there and this season looks FUCKING AWESOME!

And where the hell is season 2 of America's Most Smartest Model? I want some of those fuckers on I Love Money 3 as well. I Love Money is soooo GuyTVBlog.com's new reality show challenges to watch.

Back to Robert. If anyone has links to his MyToolSpace profile do let us know here. I want more more and more shirtless pictures of Robert.

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December 10, 2008

Super Gorgeous | Double Shot At Love's Matt "Muscle God" Drag!

Just watched the premiere for MTV's bisexual dating show, A Double Shot At Love with some average twins who aren't that hot to me and all I can say is I have fallen in lustful muscle worship love with contestant Matt Drag! He survived the first round of cuts and will most likely pump his huge biceps all the way through to the end.

These pics are from his MySpace page where there we learn he was also featured in an episode of Paris Hilton's dumbfuck reality show BFF where he was one of the "L.A. guys" taken back to the "mansion" for Paris. Matt also has a child that has yet to be revealed in the show. Could that be what gets him eliminated from this most recent MTV competition show? What's next for Matt on MTV, his own dating show except he's not bisexual... wish he was though. He's gay friendly at least.

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November 18, 2008

Super Gorgeous | Chris Diamantopoulos

Apparent-fucking-ly Ugly Betty superstar actress Becki Newton who plays Amanda Tanen in the hit ABC show has a very super hot and super gorgeous husband that she got to show off recently at some beach.

Oh my... my favorite picture of the bunch is this one only found at Just Jared! Thanks Jared!

And according to Imdb.com he... "He does an amazing Sean Connery impression. Greek is his first language. Classically trained singer." Yum.

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November 13, 2008

Super Gorgeous | QVC's Mark Zunino. Bodybuilder Physique, Medium Height, Dark & Good Looking! Yum!

I'm hoping he plays for our team. He and his partner Nolan Millar have a designer company together and their company is based in West Hollywood. I can only assume that they are partners but maybe they are just "partners" in business and not "partners" behind closed doors. Either way Mark is someone to swoon over.

If I was one of those camera men at the QVC studios I'd be zooming in on him every chance I could get, hopefully flirt with him afterwards. Hot damn he makes my heart race.

Now on the most recent show that aired over the course of the midnight hours Mark seemed down, not as vibrant or up on his feet rushing over to the models showing off the jewelry pieces. Well suddenly towards the end of the 2 hour show a caller tells Mark "I'm praying for Nolan". That explains Mark's sober mood.

But then Mark goes into how he only sleeps on "thick cotton" and how "we usually sleep on top of all the bedding". Naked I hope! Holy fuck, look at me, I'm gushing like a horny and VERY LEGAL school girl. Mr. Zunino does that to me. Also he returns to QVC in February to debut his newest gowns.

Update: Nolan Miller is battling lung cancer. Wow. But I guess he's doing better because he's suppose to make a cameo appearance in a show later today.

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November 11, 2008

Super Gorgeous | Ryan "Darth" Bader & Vinny Magalhaes! Plus Piss Soaked Fruit & Semen "Sauce"

Check out the entire Hi Res collection of this series of photos featuring Ryan's Super Gorgeous body. Plus he loves to drive shirtless in his "ride" with his shirtless guy friends.

Now comes his recent blog entry found over at mmajunkie.com. Just read the excerpt that includes "piss soaked fruit (YES PISS!)" and "man juice (YES SEMEN/CUM)". Wow! & Yum on the 2nd one!

"Little did we know four people would pee in the fruit bowl and seal it back up nice and tight -- so that you would never know that is had been opened. So we came back from practice, and there is a nice cold, juicy fruit platter just waiting to be devoured. Right then and there, we should have known something was up. Usually they put them in the downstairs refrigerator. This one was upstairs where there was no doubt we would find it.

I grabbed the fruit and took it into the master bedroom where Phillipe Nover and I start shoveling the fruit into our mouths, even making sucking noises as we eat. These are big fruit bowls, and Nover and I definitely consumed our fair share of the special fruit juice that was added. To make the whole situation worse, we were hamming it up for the cameras, saying how much we love Tom's fruit and the like.

Eventually the whole team was munching on the fruit, and Kyle then mentioned that this one is delicious because it looks to have more "fruit juice" than normal. He is holding up watermelon and letting the juices drip into his mouth. The production crew must have been on their asses laughing at us.

I had my fill, so I was in the kitchen while the other guys finished it off. I hear Nover start yelling, "No, why?" and hear my name being called. Nover then came in to tell me that the fruit had been peed in.

My first reaction was disgust, then humor, and finally admiration on a job well done by Tom. We had been stealing his fruit and eating it, so we were pretty much in the wrong. He had pissed in his own food, so how could we really be mad? The prank was genius but may have set the stage for TUF to "jump the shark."

Nover was kind of shocked and bothered that Kyle and I were not the least bit disgusted (at least not showing it) by the eating of piss fruit. Nover was dry heaving and making a pretty big deal about it, giving Team Mir what they wanted.

Although it was disgusting, I could not taste a thing. I had no side effects and would have not known that there was piss in the fruit if nobody had told me. So I played it cool and did not let Team Mir see me sweat. I have been a wrestler my whole life, and I've seen way worse pranks than this.

That being said, I have not seen anything worse than the sushi with the "special sauce." This was pretty much the exact same situation as the fruit. Somebody from Team Nogueira was eating Nover's sushi for a long time. So we played the same trick back -- but we just upped the ante a bit.

Kyle came up with the idea to put some man juice on Phillipe's sushi in retaliation of them stealing it. Kyle was headed to the bathroom and one of the sound guys told Kyle to put on his mic. We all looked at the audio guy like a weirdo because of this request, and he kind of just shurgged his shoulders. Kyle went into the bathroom and did his thing on a plate. He then dipped the sushi in the "sauce," and they sealed it up perfectly.

We would check the fridge about every two hours like giddy schoolgirls, and when we realized that it was eaten, we were ecstatic. But at the same time, I kind of felt bad. Then we realized who had eaten it, and it made it even that much better.

Dave Kaplan was an interesting character; he was one of the smartest people I had been around as far as knowing random facts. We would challenge him on any random fact, and he usually knew the answer.

Kaplan was also a talker; he would talk about how many girls he pulled, how great of a fighter he was, etc. He would ask If I thought I was a better wrestler than him, and when I would say yes, he would get angered and think the opposite. Kaplan would belittle people and basically was a legend in his own mind. He was also very funny and fun to be around when he wasn't in one of his "self loving" moods.

So when Kaplan ate the sushi, most of the people, even some on the Team Mir, had a good laugh. Kaplan took it pretty well though (even though that is one thing I would have flipped out about). But Kaplan did not seem too bothered about little Kyles swimming around in his belly. Honestly, I was really surprised they put the sushi part on the show."

The show this was featured on is SPIKE's The Ultimate Fighter and head on over here to see the Piss Soaked Fruit video.

As for Vinny Magalhaes, well all I can say is he's a Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, 23 years old and has an accent that is to swoon over. Check out his bio video where he talks about himself, his beautiful Super Gorgeous self.

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October 24, 2008

Super Gorgeous | Private Practice's "Dell" Played By Chris Lowell

Now I've tried watching and keeping up with the first season of ABC's Private Practice. The show is quick moving, interesting, very sexual and sometimes actually funny. But now with season 2 already in its 3rd episode I have no idea what has happened to the characters. All I know is that my favorite character to faint over, Wiliam "Dell" Parker, has apparently walked out of his job at the "practice" and has finally returned so that means its time for me to start watching again.

I've also never ever been a fan of Grey's Anatomy where he appeared in 2 episodes as the same character, I think this was around the time when lead actress of this new series was leaving her old show to spin off her own.

As for actor Chris Lowell, I've just recently found out he has a band, like every other actor out there, used to play beach volleyball, which explains his beautiful body and awesome hair and he has appeared shirtless in the series which can be seen below thanks to those who have a bit more time than me to post the video.

HOT DAMN! Also vintage shirtless Chris...

Finally there's an entire website devoted to him.

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September 16, 2008

Super Gorgeous | 2&1/2 Men's Guest Star Michael Lowry!

All I know is he is a super gorgeous 40 years old, once dated ABC's Pushing Daises super starlet Kristin Chenoweth, and that all he does is guest star on various programs. I mean he did have some succesful-ish years on daytime soap operas but has since then gone back to guest starring on shows. I'm betting this serious side of him tonight will hopefully catch some suit's attention that he can do drama well, highly sexualy well.

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May 13, 2008

Super Gorgeous | Swim Model On HSN Shopping Channel

Check out in video action over at HSN.com!

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April 23, 2008

Super Gorgeous | JD Made His Glamours Body Beautiful Debut On Bravo's Workout! Plus He's Single Now?!?!

Did you miss it? Well nothing pretty much happened. His debut wasn't as dramatic as fellow new trainer Greg Plitt's debut was. But we are expected to get an episode or two in the future showcasing JD's romance with his boyfriend and that should be something to look forward. But until that episode premieres let's take in a glimpse of what JD's Super Glamours Body Beautiful lifestyle is like through the world of photos.

Ohhh Holy Deluxe Dildo Batman, we have a shocking revelation here! Over at JD's official myspace account, I swear it's like a personal gossip column newpaper read sometimes, is showing that he's now single! I could have sworn that recently his MySpace page was featuring him to be in a relationship with his boyfriend and I seem to remember a photo album featuring photos of him and his boyfriend, I forget his name, but now they're all gone! Bad breakup I presume! I guess maybe JD's sudden fame and every gay muscled stud sudden interest to sleep with JD may have torn the happy couple apart. Of course I have no idea and would love to know what really happened between them!

Wow... now if only Greg Plitt had some bisexual in him we could very well have one of the hottest gay couples in the world of reality television! But alas Greg is straight as a steel arrow and doesn't see JD as a sexual object. Double Damn!

And to top it all off JD's MySpace song is "Little Miss Obsessive", probably a musical stab at his boyfriend's possible behaviour?

Wait, one thing we got from last night's episode is JD's "tip" on how to better the world. Enjoy!

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January 4, 2008

Super Gorgeous | "P" aka Sylvester Stallone

Image Removed By Request of "P"

Some makeover artists from some TV Guide's look a like show had Super Erect Hard Ons when they made over this "model" into Sly Stallone. The whole episode was pretty boring and average but every so often they'd show Paul at his most gorgeous. Even the shot of "P" featuring his ballcap hair was down right hot. Here's to you "P" and whatever you do next in the medium that is television.