January 19, 2007

The Duel . Episode Wes Mutha Fuckin Wins

After watching the season finale, that God not the series finale, of MTV's latest RW/RR Challenge I just felt like my 30 minute viewing blocks each week was not a complete waste of time. Wes mutha fuckin won the money and he cried on national TV... again.

GuyTVBlog.com traffic shot up over 6,000 hits yesterday and I can only assume it was because everyone was online looking for The Duel content to view/comment on/masturbate to/etc.

So here is Mr. GuyTVBlog's final media post on the season finale of The Duel! For everything I've covered so far, check out The Duel archives here on GuyTVBlog.com.

AfterShow: In Wes' aftershow interview he calls those who suggested or assumed that he was on stereoids as just being "jealous". The people who went on the aftershow and said naughty things about Wes' character were Derrick Jealous, Tyler Jealous and Eric Jealous.

Wes also goes on the show to announce that he's already "retiring" from the whole thing... Damn. That is unless someone calls him up and tells him the grand prize is 1 million dollars and then he may reconsider the whole retiring thing. The prizes for these shows can only get better so expect Wes to return.

I actually made time to watch MTV.com's Live Reunion of The Duel and here's the jest of what happened. If you missed it, don't worry, MTV will air the entire edited reunion next week with new footage for an hour long special on Thursday, January 25th.

Live Reunion: For some reason Evan brings up the fact that at the beginning of the Challenge all the guys took off their shirts and showed off their muscles... and then Evan paused on stage while people laughed. Yes Evan loves to toy with the idea that he's gay or into guys. It's fun for him. Later he even commented about giving CT a kiss, which most likely didn't really happen, but Evan ended up labeling the pretend CT kiss a "mistake". Evan, kissing a guy isn't a mistake, there's always a reason behind it.

Svetlana and Beth went at it with words and Svet just went were she wasn't suppose to go and made it known that she was sinking to Beth's "level", whatever that means. Beth also got into it with Diem because apparently Beth said something directed towards Diem and then Diem called Beth "fake" which caused Beth to react by calling Diem "superficial, fake" and something else.

Diem went into the whole "how dare you say something bad about me" bit and Diem just proved she's immature despite going through one of life's toughest battles. Diem, grow up, you're on a show where drama is the main character, don't act as if you ain't as bad as Beth. You're worse in my opinion.

Now let's get something straight here. I despise the Diem character that is protrayed in the RW/RR Challenge shows, I'm sure she's a wonderful person outside of the show, but while in the show, I can't stand her. Neither can the rest of the viewing public, at least a large majority of it.

Svetlana also revealed that she still hasn't gotten her BWM motorcycle from MTV. What's up with that?

Oh!!! and then Kina's name was brought up and Svetlana hates Kina, like the rest of us, so she goes on to say "I took that bitch for a ride". The audience went nuts!!! Fuck Kina! Down with Kina!

Wes also didn't get married but he and Johanna opened up a bar and bought a house near his college so that Wes could finish school. I think they are engaged now and a wedding is being planned for the near future. Damn, Wes is so fuckin' straight. Damn damn.

A lesbian caller then called into the show and asked Anessa and Svetlana if there was anything "romantic" between the two while on the Challenge. The answer was no and Svetlana said "we clicked but nothing sexual". Yes Svet but did your clits click?

Later Beth was asked about her relationship on the show with Nehemiah which lead to a clip package featuring Beth and Nehemiah. When the package came to an end it showed Jodi labeling this show "hook up" as "gross". Back to the live reunion Beth turned around and asked Jodi what she thought was so "gross" about it to which Jodi commented about the "age difference". Yeah, whatever Jodi... there's something else there under that nasty comment you ain't telling us and it has nothing to do with race.

By the way, I'm already sick of Fresh Meat contestant Evan and wish he'd miss the new few Challenges. Please do something else. Ohhh I know, take over the AfterShow on MTV.com and let Blair go on the next Challenge. That'd be fun! Imagine all the shit Blair would have to answer to because every week he plays on everyone's good sides and then kinda talks trash himself about other people to other cast members.

At the end of the show the host hinted that Tina would be making a surprise cameo in the MTV airing of the reunion, possibly a pre-taped thing.

And Beth did have a caller who wanted to see Beth on more challenges. We all want to see Beth on more challenges because the show just isn't the same without her. We can do without Robin but we can't do without Beth. We can do without Diem but we can not do without Beth. You get my point.

That's it. Here's hoping they show some footage from the next challenge come Thursday the 25th on MTV.

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January 12, 2007

The Duel . Episode Wes Gives A B.J.

Okay, so it's NOT okay for CT to go home because he ripped the flag during his Duel Challenge against Brad but it IS okay for Beth to be sent home for the same fuckin' reason. I mean the reasoning CT comes up with, it's ludacris! And for him to say Wes should not have gotten in on his drama... well CT, it IS an MTV reality show and you're all there to create drama. Fuck respect and rules.

But don't worry CT fans, CT will return for the next MTV RW/RR Challenge that should premiere sometime around the time of March. Or so I'm assuming. All's I know is that CT goes up against someone from The Real World: Denver and fists are a swingin!

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January 5, 2007

The Duel . Episode Lick Wes' Body

As for being anti Diem... I have my reasons. I'm not going to get on the bandwagon and cater to her oversized emotions and beautiful bravery. We've all got shit to deal with. She's fought it and she's recovered/recovering [bravo to that] but come the fuck on, enough with Diem this and Diem that and the other Duel cast members announcing "I want Diem to win" bullshit.

My ears are still bleeding from hearing "Oh Diem deserves to win the game". Fuck no, lying and deceit deserve to win RW/RR Challenge. You're fine Diem, you're got a body that women out there would kill for, your hair will grow back, you're bald for a little bit and then life goes on.

AND.. and Beth and Tina didn't steal shit from Diem's "Showing my short hair for the first time" moment during the first episode of this season. Diem honey, this is their show, not yours. Take a back seat to Beth and take a back seat to Tina. I come to watch those ladies scratch their eyes out, not you needing people to consistently tell you you're beautiful and a "good" person for staying alive, you already know you're beautiful and a good person, enough with you using RW/RR cast members to help you win easily and without struggle.

How dare Diem think she deserved to win because she chose not to lie and deceit everyone else in the game. Call me an asshole if you like, I'm still not on Diem's Team.

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