Fast forward to 4:55 to hear Dan's story and hear his "sexy" voice? His body is to DIE for and he's going to win this season. He's basically Dan, Jeff and Ian all wrapped up in one nice bum fucking package. Super yum!

The clip above in the header shows the drama and Dan's story from his own sexy lips. His story starts at the 12:25 mark.

But, an that's a big bubble hairy butt, Dan does say in his official bio that he is "not a typical gay and that he didn't know he was gay as a child." SAY WHA??? He must be just saying this for his MUM's benefit. Doesn't want to break her aging heart. Dan... we were born Gay. Some of us Super Gay.

Bonus! Here's another Super Gay Dan that didn't make the cut... maybe next year!

There's also a sexy cop on the show that I just may have to check in on from time to time.

And that's it... not sure what happened to my other photos for this season. Moving on to season 14!

The season of Jessie, the bodybuilder! But others remember this as the season of Dan, I also remember this season as the season of IDIOTS who let Dan win. If I was in the house I'd gone after Dan like no muther fucker had ever gone after him but I too knew how hard it would be to go after him with his minions all under his charm spell. But anyways... no screenshots of Dan as I did NOT find him attractive at all. Jessie on the other hand... just shut up and let me muscle worship your body Jessie!

And this last one only because Keesha looks so damn good in these screencaps!!!

OMFG remember season 9??? My favorite season because Natalie was the queen until that BITCH Shelia turned on her only to lose herself. Plus, despite the trainwreck season that this was, I'm still happy Adam won and Shelia lost.

Isn't memory lane fun? More to come. Big Brother is back BITCHES!

GuyTVBlog.com has of course taken a huge hit due to my most recent job and my long hours... so with that being said I will be covering mostly one show this summer. Big Brother 15. I predict it is still going to be fans vs favorites this year. I'd be nice if they finally did my idea I posted some years ago, Couples edition, married, dating, one night stand, divorced, engaged, blind date, etc.

It's a brilliant idea because everyone can relate to one of these couples and root for them and see how the stress of the game takes on couples. But I also welcome a new season where we have nothing but newbies.

I mean All Stars has already been done. Intruders is another idea I had that has been used in other Big Brother versions across the world where basically midway through the game a group of people enter into the house and basically fuck up the dynamics of whatever is going on in the house. It's almost a restart button that extends the length of the season by a week or 2 thus making all plans fly the fuck out the window. Intruders would be great to see on TV but suck if you were in the house. The winner of that season would either have to adapt to new Intruders fucking up their game or an Intruder smart enough to take out an entire house plus the people you came in with to win the game. One side has to win. But which one. An Intruder or a houseguest from the start of the season.

Anyways...

I did see Big Brother Canada. What's crazy is last year I predicted Ian to win last summer and he did. This time I saw Big Brother Canada and again predicted a winner, Gary aka Glitter Gary to win and he almost did if NOT for that epic fuck up by Topaz. I mean seriously... that was an epic WHAT THE FUCK moment. If it wasn't for her half brain I would have had 2 back to back correct predictions. I mean I would be a beast in this game. I'm just saying. If I pick the winner again this season... well Big Brother casting better watch out because they'll never see me coming in the audition process. LOL!

So let me fix up my site and fix some dead links and pictures and change things up over the course of the week.

Oh yeah, Big Brother Canada. Alec and Peter suck rancid ass. Can't stand them 2 and Peter is pathetic in terms of the game. Could not stand Andrew yet the audience loved him. LOVED TALLA for pure entertainment value but she had to go when it was her time and she left at a perfect time. LOVED Jillian and felt too that she had it in her to go all the way. Love an unemotional player who could laugh as you were voted out of the house, not give 2 shits about you being in trouble in the game and of course slept her way to the top with the hunky Emmett. I did NOT like him as a player but loved watching his body. Milk Man for days!

Topaz, an idiot from day one to the day she got into an argument with Tom over Alec, to the day when she couldn't seduce Peter into using the POV on her to change up the game to the day she started up a fuckmance with Alec in the jury house to her STUPID JURY VOTE that cost Gary the first gay winner WIN! Topaz... please just stop fucking up when it comes to Big Brother.

I really didn't care much about anyone else in the cast. These were the stars of the first season. I know people had issues with the host but I loved her. And AJ was this year's piece of furniture. Even the people in the house knew he was useless and I couldn't believe he left when he did. He should have stayed until the final four like most pieces of furniture do.

And that's my rant on Big Brother Canada. Oh wait, Gary's FANTABULOUS slop breakdown was the moment of the year for Big Brother Canada. Watch it and laugh out fucking loud.

I need All Stars 2 next summer. I DEMAND IT!

Well even though I hated how this season turned out, my favorites left in the beginning and how Dan played everyone, well I am just happy how the season ended.

Just like Dan wants to take the quote of how he HAD to play "ruthless" this year to get to the end, well the jury I guess had to be just as "ruthless" right back at him. But Ian played his own style of game and they awarded Ian. Most of the jury did afterwards give props to Dan but that's the beauty of a jury, they can chose who they want to win based on WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT. Dan played however THE FUCK HE WANTED and the jury voted HOWEVER THE FUCK THEY WANTED.

Congrats Ian! The world is right again. Sucks to be you DAN with a BUSTED EGO.

I played the shit out of this for Rachel last year and she won. Could history repeat itself? Oh GOD I hope so.

I'm still very much against Dan winning this season. The best part is that even though Dan came off as a "legendary" player he really wasn't. I mean he did these tricks on "newbies". Had this season been All Stars 2 and Dan did what he did this season on All Stars... well then infact I would be among the masses to call him "legendary" and probably the best player in Big Brother history. But since he did these jedi mind tricks on NEWBS I have zero respect for him.

Mike wasn't letting him get away with shit and Frank was catching on pretty damn quick but ever since Mike left the game Frank's game went to complete and utter SHIT. Even Britney was well aware of Dan's true evil nature in the game, even so far as to giving Dan's trick a new name, "The Mist'.

Janelle of course was smitten by Dan, just as she was with Will and would have been just like a sheep led to slaughter. But these were only 3 All Stars mixed among a majority of NEWBS. Ian, a true All Star in the making, has made my stomach turn at his blind devotion to Dan, believing he was in a pathetic Renegades alliance with that fucker. But it takes every All Star's first season to learn from their mistakes. Ian with his blind faith could be his biggest downfall.

All Ian has to do is to win the final HOH, if possible, and then suddenly evict Dan. Let Danielle self destruct with her pathetic vile argument to the jury which would turn into insults marked towards Ian in front of a live studio audience and America. Dan would be FORCED to vote to give his vote to Ian and RESPECTING that he took him out, at least I would hope so.

If Ian wins the final HOH and evicts Danielle then Ian really believes he can win against Dan which would make for INCREDIBLE TV.

You see Dan and his rabid fans believe he deserves to win BUT the problem is the jury and house are not fully aware of all his tricks and lies and deals. Yes the jury members have talked and I'm sure Dan's "dirty" gameplay has come up in their discussions but they don't see Dan's every trick and style of gameplay, all they see are moves and the ability to use people around him to do his dirty work. If he's up against Ian then the votes could favor Ian for the fact that this time around they vote a winner who played and made public moves versus a player who hid behind people and made "invisible" moves.

I predicted Ian to win this season even before the season aired (picutred above, originally posted days before the show's premiere). I even went as far as to predict Willie as 2nd place but we all know how that went. Actually Willie was 2nd evicted, I really don't count Jodi, sorry Jodi! But then again the actual 2nd evicted houseguest was Jojo because Willie was the 1st and only houseguest to be "expelled". Damn specifics. Oh, plus that 2nd place Willie thing was really a verbal stab towards his brother Russell.

Okay, final day of Big Brother 14. Even though I didn't update this HORRIBLE season I was watching the live feeds and edited shows. More so as a past time. If Dan wins then he wins. But he isn't the first player to win twice. That honor goes to Survivor's Sandra Diaz-Twine. Sorry Dan, you're always be 2nd best in my book.

But you know, if Dan does win then expect, EXPECT him and his wife Chelesa to take a gamble at The Amazing Race to win 1 million dollars. They could actually do it. Even if Dan doesn't win this season expect him to race around the world soon enough.

Remember this epic Rachel posts with FLAWLESS screencaps captured by yours truely. I can only hope this works for Ian. Last year and the year before Rachel had her Cold War. This year it belongs to Ian.

And let's throw in a little Evil Cray Cray Queen. YOU KNOW, if Danielle, who really isn't a possibility to win this season- If she wins his season and is somehow rewarded for her HORRID personal gameplay well then I'll just have the wind knocked the fuck out of me. I'll have collapsed in my living room and had a good ol' southern fainting spell. Back of my hand up to my forehead, whimpering "I think I'm going to faint" and then flat out actually do it.

Evil Cray Cray Queen Danielle, if you're reading this somehow, know that you are a true villian this season and embrace the hell out of it. You truely are a twisted vindictive very personal player and this will truely be your only season ever to play the game. You will NOT be asked ever to return back to play. Embrace your Cray Cray, make a fist full of dollars off of it and love life. It's who you are.

Thrust those hips papi!

As much as I hated Phi Phi O'hara, I feel she should have been re-entered into the competition over Cher- I mean Chad Michaels. I love me some EPIC drama with her against All Stars. Why would you rob us of that Ru? I suspect RuPaul didn't want this to be a season where all the queens were against Phi Phi and she chose to keep that hostile element out of the competition. I get it Miss Ru.

Wow... I'm dying to find out what this "65 year old boyfriend" looks like. Is it Harrison Ford?!?! I'm all for Gentlemen boyfriends by the way. I don't have one right now, I could but I'd rather date someone my own age at this present time in my life, 2013 could be a different story... it all depends on who I meet.