Alisa Summer ended up being the first queen sliced and diced out of the competition. Oh to be wrong! TO BE WRONG! I now know what I needed to correct my mistake of thinking that no Queens would be eliminated. It was that MUTHA FUCKING Out Tv UnTucked preview that features a glimpse at the queens in future outfits, featured below in the post from yesterday.

If I had had that puzzle I would have been able to put together that one queen was indeed going to be eliminated from the competition.

Now the chatter around the net is that in the coming weeks we'll have another episode where No Queens are to be eliminated and then another episode where we'll have a "for the time in Drag Race History" a bottom THREE! The reason for this is there is to be a double elimination for the week where no queens are sent home. But supposely RuPaul only sends one Queen home after 2 out of the 3 WERK IT BITCH!

Well this brand new season looks like it is going to be INSANE! And Alisa Summers DESERVED TO GO HOME. WEAKKKKKKKK! Absolutely the most boring Queen ever to be put on that dazzling stage.

AND OH MY FUCKING DRAG GOD I laughed so hard at the mega preview for UnTucked! HOT DAMN Untucked just might be better than the actual show itself! Oh no she didn't just say that. Yes I did!

I will say that I will be working a 13 hour work shift at my day job so I'll be updating all week on my review for the season premiere.

Watch if you dare. It's just more knowledge for your lipstick brain.

Alisa Summers WILL be the first to go. I thought Alisa was doing a lip sync against Sharon Needles but it seems that is Phi Phi O'Hara in a battle with Sharon Needles. But damn it... who the hell is in the red fighter outfit with the sparkingly gloves????

I keep going back and forth. I thought I saw Alisa in one outfit and then again in another outfit. One being a boxer with red bedazzled gloves and another in some dark leathery outfit complete with cleavage. WTF?

Either Alisa Summers gets her ass eliminated from the first episode or NO Queens are eliminated. GAWD DAMN IT!

Hell my life has been busy as ever and I can't believe I missed the Facebook 2 day premiere sneak peek. I find out a day or so too late that the season premiere episode aired online through RuPaul's Drag Race 4 Facebook page but apparently it abruptly ended just before the runway and elimination segments. HOW ODD!

Is my investiGAYtion correct? I mean I get that they want people to tune into the actual TV premiere to boost ratings and all.

Now after seeing more of the previews at LogoTV.com I did notice Milan makes it further in the competition. So now if someone is eliminated from the first episode then I can only suspect that Alisa Summers is out first. But I SWEAR she's in the bottom 2 in a future episode with mutha fucking Sharon BADASS Needles. That is the episode where Alisa Summers gets eliminated. I JUST FUCKING KNOW IT.

Only 24 or more so hours until the TRUTH is revealed!

I'm on pins and Needles hoping to find out if my InvestiGAYtion turns out 100 percent correct or 100 percent dumbass!

And Yes Sir to that hunky security guard standing in the top left hand corner of the stage with his arms crossed. Who the HELL is he? Can we take him home? PLEASE!

Perfection!

Hence no one leaves episode one. I'm still sticking with it BITCH! Of course in the clip that magically add in "and in the finale" in the middel of the quote to try and throw us off. I mean I just can't picture the final 2 both winning or the rumor that America gets to vote on the winner to be revealed live on some finale show. 'Cause really that's bullshit, because then America would vote on your behaviour behind the scenes and NOT if you are a fierce Drag Queen or not.

Soooo if RuPaul is wearing that black polka dotted yellow dress number in the premiere episode runway segment then expect NO QUEENS TO LEAVE THE COMPETITION EPISODE MUTHA FUCKING ONE.

I've seen Alisa Summers now in at least two bottom 2's in this new preview & the original trailer. First in her Angel costume and second in a boxer outfit complete with red bedazzled gloves. Milan isn't first to be eliminated because she can be seen in the jail & mug shot challenge. So then Alisa Summers is the first to be eliminated in the 2nd episode and then Willam is eliminated in episode three. I think that is how it plays out.

Here's hoping I'm wrong because yes, even I do like to be SHOCKED but then I really love trying to figure out the puzzle that is RuPaul's Drag Race previews of the season!

Featuring special guest judge Elvira! The competitors must survive drag zombies and the end of the world.

This news is SHOCKING! This then could mean that Milan is indeed the first eliminated from the show. But then why would her Janelle Monae outfit be worn in the runway at the end of the first episode that deals with the end of the world?

If the theme for the runway does indeed deal with "fighting to survive" outfits then she and Alisa Summers fall into the bottom 2 with Milan being sent home. But Sharon Needles wears a zombie undead fit while the others wear boxer outfits? WTF?

My mind is like totally blown. I can't figure the fuck out what the runway costumes are in the season premiere. Tricky Tricky Logo TV!

Well it should have been put in theatres... Cinematic & widescreen.

So Phi Phi O'fuckinghara makes it far past the first episode, far enough to create HIGH drama with Sharon Needles, drama so high that they fight in the changing room. Hopefully they carry the fight off onto the stage.

As for Alisa Summers. This bitch is definitely out early in the competition. It seems this "lady" is simply not friends with most of the girls on the show. Not sure why. On the queens facebook pages we see alot of crossover friends posing for friends pictures but Alisa Summers seems to be out of most of them. Out too early Alisa? Not enough time to make real solid friends with the other cast members?

I think I have figured out that Alisa Summers and Milan fall into the bottom 2 episode one. It seems that Milan KILLS it out on the runway while Alisa fails on stage. But I suspect, highly suspect that I am correct in that RuPaul keeps All her queens SAFE FROM ELIMINATION as to give everyone a 2nd chance.

"For the first time ever in Drag Race history, I will NOT be sending anyone home this week. But step up your game and don't FUCK it up because you will not get another chance in this competition" type stuff.

I also now suspect that Alisa Summers may still be the first person eliminated from the competiton, possibly falling into the bottom 2 twice within 2 or 3 episodes. It's either her or Willam leaving first and 2nd.

Of course all will be revealed when the show actually debuts showcasing brand new REVEALING footage in the opening season preview.

I'll say it again. NO QUEENS ARE ELIMINATED FROM EPISODE ONE of this brand new drag season. Of course I'm only 99.5% sure of it. There's still that slim slim chance that Alisa Summers is the first eliminated from the competition but I know that's her lip syncing for her life against Sharon Needles in the Heaven & Hell challenge. Of course this is where Alisa Summers truely gets eliminated. I know I'm right in this GAWD DAMN IT!

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP with Phi Phi O'hara wearing the same outfit in 2 aspects of the show. She wears the same outfit when she filmed the spaceship promos AND then she wears the same thing in episode one's runway/judging challenge. She can clearly be seen in the montage of photos up above wearing the same black pointy shoulders number. I mean that's like unfair right? Can't she get like back handed slapped for that? I hope she gets called out for it episode one.

Lashauwn Beyond obviously makes it to the "Post Apopalocktic" episode, possible the same one with the living dead Drag Queens dying all over the place. She's also sporting a bubble gum machine outfit that can be seen in the background of another episode meaning she gets further with her "used" runway surviving outfit hanging in the background of the set.

DiDa Ritz makes it further than Lashauwn. She's also BEST FUCKING FRIENDS with Phi Phi O'hara as she is seen picking and cleaning off Phi Phi after a messy green colored mini challenge.

Whoa. That's 11 surviving queens that make it past the first episode. The season premiere where NO QUEENS ARE ELIMINATED. Only 2 queens left to expose here on GuyTVBlog.com's InvestiGAYtion Drag!

It's obvious that Jiggly Caliente makes far past the first episode elimination. Bitch actually got wheels to speed past the others. Who knew right? I mean her pre interview showed a dull, boring, what seemed like a non interested in the competition drag queen but now that we see her in the actual competition she is thriving.

Let's take one quick look back at her FALL ASLEEP interview.

And then we get the LIP SYNCING FOR HER LIFE Jiggly here...

9 Queens down. Only 4 queens left for GuyTVBlog.com's InvestiGAYtion Drag! to expose the truth!

The Princess, who's "clearly" part of the wrestling challenge is all seen in three different looks, one even getting her in the Bottom 2.

Sharon Needles reaches the "end of the world" challenge as well as the wrestling challenge. Needles also falls into the bottom 2 singing for her life. But who is she up against... an angel?

8 Queens survive past episode one. 5 more to go. Looks like NO ONE so far is getting eliminated episode one.

Latrice Royale makes a stunning escape from elimination in a diamond necklace and blue dress number as seen in the background, already safe from elimination. She's also in the wrestling challenge as well as the big butt ass bottom challenge.

Kenya Michaels looks like she makes it pretty far as she reaches the photoshoot challenge. So just based on that alone she's making it pretty damn far.

6 Surviving Queens down. 7 More to go.

Four down. 9 to go.

So first up is Madame LeQueer. Featured HEAVILY in the show trailer, this Queen makes her mark on the show. I can't tell if that Zombie Living Dead photo is of LeQueer or not. There's not many large pale skin-ish Queens this year so any big light skinned "woman" in any shot is basically a screenshot of Madame LeQueer. She's also featured in the background of the now infamous fight between Party City Sharon Needles & Tired Ol' Showgirl Phi Phi Ohara!

Glad to see her make it further than a few episodes because I love her line about just wanting to "pee on the floor". LOL!

Next up is Chad Michaels. A seasoned Queen who wasn't featured heavily in the trailer. She is still a mystery. I can't picture her in a wrestling match in the Wrestling episode. I guess we'll find out more about Chad Michaels when the 1st episode airs and they reveal footage and clips from the entire season in the opening as well as a glimpse at the drama to unfold later in the season in UnTucked.

That's four solid Queens so far who make it past Episode One.